ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 9th 2019

Episode Date: December 9, 2019

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Good. Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast intro where it's judgment day. It is. It's time to pay the piper on the podcast intro today. You might have heard if you listen to Friday's podcast, us discuss a little wager with someone who's been on the show, Big Gay Gorgeous Elle. Hello. G'day pals.

Hello boys. Hello girls. Hello. We did say that you have gotten a rash recently. Yes, and I did clarify it wasn't sexually related. No, and we never insinuated that. I didn't think it was that either. But every time I get a rash, I'm like, is it? What?

Is it? Is this the one? I've never had one, by the way. I did think straight away, because something that's changed in your life in the last year is you've been vaping. And it's been such a good time. Alan, we're not promoting vaping on this show, but you have been vaping.

You've been vaping a lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. You've got a big boy vape and it's quite overwhelming. And you went from zero to 100 because you weren't a smoker. No. And you weren't a vaper.

And I kind of feel partly responsible because I feel like I might have introduced you. Because you're a vape ambassador. No, I'm not a vape ambassador. I just think maybe on a night out once I was like, Al, you should try this. And it's like I was your enabler. I was the gateway to your. And then boom, he was addicted. Anyway.

He took to it like a fish to water. We've said to you, because I said I think it could be from vaping, the rash. So you have said you will hand over your vape to Clint and I. I will. And we will keep this in lockdown for a week. And whoever wants

to use it, I've given it a full charge. So we're not looking to use it. Ellie, I'm looking at you. I'm a considerate person. We're going to put it under lock and key. For how long do we agree? Till Friday. Oh yeah, that's when we break for the year.

Till end of Friday, you can come and get it. Oh my god, imagine if we don't give it to you on Friday and you have to wait until January next year to get it. Good. I would cry. No, you wouldn't. You'd buy another one. And that's the great risk here

is Al has gone through vapes before where he's dropped them and he's smashed them and he'll go down to the Vaporium and just purchase another very expensive... You want to know what's sad about that, by the way? The guy from my local vape shop

adding me on Facebook. Yeah, they're friends now. He goes down there so often. He emails me about my puff points. Yeah, Alan's always so concerned. Hand it over to me. I'm not saying I will be the gatekeeper. I'm not going to be the gatekeeper.

Goodbye, my lover. Now, I just want to describe this to people who can't see it. Probably weighs about a kilo. It's very heavy. It's called a vaporresso. Oh, my God. It's like coffee. It's a touchscreen.

And how do I get it to turn on? Press it five times on the side Five times? That's a lot isn't it? One, two, three, four, five Oh we're active V Oh it's another bit's gone on It's like when you start a Tesla

It is very Tesla like A Vaporesso Lux What do the numbers mean? You can change on how much you want to take down your throat. Okay, well we're going to look after this. Oh my god. Let me just set off the fire alarms here. Don't give it to Clint to look after.

Yeah, Jesus. How do I turn it off? Five touches. Producer Ben's already learned. Okay, good luck. Yeah, that's five, yeah. Okay, good luck. Yeah, let's put it somewhere where Alan can't come rummaging through. Nice, Alan lives with Bree, so we're going to get daily updates on how you're doing.

I think it's going to be fine because I've run out of juice, and I'm trying to save my money for Christmas. Is this a cold turkey for you? You haven't been weaning yourself off over the last couple of days? Oh, no, I've gone even harder. He was pumping it hard yesterday on the couch. Yeah, I think I burnt the field trot on one day. It's been the last two weeks, so it won't hurt me.

Alan, you're not helping yourself in this whole thing. I know, I know. Right, a week from now, we'll see. Will the rash be gone? The rash is still there at the moment, right? Oh, it's been pretty good this week. It was horrific yesterday. I had to slap him about four times from itching.

I keep forgetting this is about the rash. I thought this was like a punishment. No, this is to help you. This is for the rash. You tell the truth. This is us trying to help you. I'm going to tell myself that. Okay.

We will update you. Rash Fest 2019. Rashgate. Here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Zed-in. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-in. Brie and Clint.

Kioti, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. G'day. You all right? Oh, I'm not going to lie. I had pasta three times yesterday. Yeah, you're on day two of your post-Christmas party. What's the word I'm looking for?

Recovery. I'm on the road to recovery. I do feel better today than I did yesterday. But do you want to know what I had? I had fettuccine for breakfast. I had macaroni and cheese for lunch. And I'm not even joking. I had gnocchi for dinner.

Jesus. You're all cheese and carbs. I had the trilogy. Yeah. And I feel like it's done me some good. Did you have any bread? Of course I did. With each of the meals?

Yeah, to soak up all the sauce. Right. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you, mate. Appreciate that. The Uber Eats driver would know you by name by the end of the day. He really did.

He was concerned. He'd go, you've got family here, right? He's dropping off more food. He really did. He was concerned. You've got family here, right? He's dropping off more food. He's like, there's people in there that are eating this, right? Oh, it's not just for me. I'm just the really nice one that comes down to get it. Breaking news. White Island has just erupted.

The volcano. That's not actual. That wasn't the actual. That's not actual audio of it, but that's coming through at the moment. What does that mean? That's not actual audio of it, but that's what's coming through at the moment. What does that mean? Well, White Island is an active volcano. So it sort of just simmers away off the coast there. I don't particularly know what it means for the people of the Bay of Plenty.

I don't know if they're going to get any ash or anything come down. But it's been a wild weekend. Between that and the floods. Oh, the bloom of smoke is huge. Yeah, big deal. And the floods in the South Island at the moment, there's a wild weekend. Between that and the floods. Oh, the plume of smoke is huge. Yeah, big deal. And the floods in the South Island at the moment, there's a bit on. Yeah, there is a bit, isn't it? Also today, I mean, Brie, I don't know if you realise, we're being watched.

We have an intern in here who's observing the show. Michaela's here. I think she's the cops, but they're just calling her an intern. Well, either way, whether she's a mole or an actual intern, I want you to impress her. She's here to observe a professional radio show. So can you please tease something that's coming up in the show today in a highly professional way?

Which thing should... What do you think's our best thing? You're the professional, mate. I don't have to cue you. Okay. We've got... If you're like us, if you're like Clint and I and you're going through Christmas party woes,

we've got the best thing for you up next. It's the best hangover cures of 2019. That's the thing I was going to tease. Stick around. We'll tell you about it next. It's fettuccine. Gnocchi. Gnocchi.

And macaroni and cheese. And macaroni and cheese. Brie and Clint, Zedim. Zedim's Brie and Clint, the podcast. It's Christmas party season at the moment. That leads us on to this. So if you're having your Christmas party at the moment, make sure you catch yourself an Uber home.

Fantastic option. Safest way. Safety first. If not, get an Uber home with someone else. Ooh, and then you can split the fare. Exactly. Can you imagine if you're going home with someone and you're going back to their place and they go,

hey, can I split this Uber with you? You'd be a bit pissed off, wouldn't you? Oh, kind of, yeah. Not because you don't want to pay your half, but because you're like, you were going home anyway. Exactly. Now you're just getting 50% off. Are you just wanting me to come home just because of this?

Just to get you a cheap one. Because I'm going to have to get an Uber home from your house tomorrow. Exactly. Are you going to split that one with me? I got an Uber home with someone on Saturday night. Did you? Yeah, my flatmate Alan. Did you split it? No, he didn't bloody want to split. No, I'm not surprised. Well, it was only

like 200 metres down the road. The reason we're talking, did you Uber 200 metres? Yeah, we're on K Road and we Ubered into Grey Lynn. You live just off K Road. In fairness, we did stop in at the server and we picked up some of that packet pasta to make it home. Yeah, so why'd you Uber? Just because it'd be quicker. You had a pit stop anyway. You could have sat down for it home. Yeah, so why'd you Uber? Just because it'd be quicker.

You had a pit stop anyway. You could have sat down for a bit. Yeah, it cost a lot. The reason we're talking about Christmas parties is I've got a new list of hangover cures. These come out every year, especially around Christmas party season because... I don't know how much I believe these.

No. Although this one has some different stuff in it that I've never tried before, so maybe this will work. And we prefaced this conversation with Drink Responsibly New Zealand. The best hangover cure is no hangover at all. But if it's too late for that, this is what this article is suggesting. When you wake up from a big night, what's the first food you feel like?

What do you feel like eating? Oh, egg and bacon McMuffin. Yes. Yes. And a hash brown. And a hash brown. And a hash brown. Amen. And some toast with lots of butter on it.

No, that is completely the wrong thing to be having. Because it's nutrient deficient. For breakfast, on a hangover, you should have a banana. Yuck. Bananas are rich in potassium. Bananas are rich in potassium, which is what your body is craving after alcohol has blocked electrolyte-holding hormones for the last 12 hours. I'm craving pasta and grease.

That's what I'm craving. Maybe you're just craving pasta. Maybe you're just craving yellow. And maybe your receptors are getting confused and what you actually want is a banana. And a banana are not the same. Okay. Well, that's breakfast.

And for lunch, what do you feel like for lunch on a hangover? Although breakfast really is lunch on a hangover, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. Well, what do you feel like for your second meal? Pasta. Pasta. Still pasta?

Macaroni. You could work this in. You should be having pickles on a hangover. I nearly ate a pickle yesterday. You nearly ate a pickle. Congratulations. It was in between the three different pasta dishes that I had. Close call. Close call. Nearly ate that pickle. I nearly ate a pickle. Congratulations. It was in between the three different pasta dishes that I had. Close call. Close call. Nearly ate that pickle.

Nearly did though. Pickles are another great hangover food because they are pumped with sodium, which your body needs after an excessive amount of drinking. Isn't it interesting that your body needs sodium to get over it? Is that why people drink Powerade? Yes. Because it's, I think that's one of the electrolytes. I don't have

a science degree. But yeah, it's got salt in it. Powerade think that's one of the electrolytes. I don't have a science degree. But yeah, it's got salt in it. Powerade actually got a lot of salt in it. That doesn't make sense though because when you're hungover, you're dehydrated and you think sodium would make you more dehydrated. So from what I know about rehydration, which again is very little,

if you were to get hooked up to an IV drip, a saline drip is salty water. I'm pretty sure. One of my friends. Because your body needs the salt for absorption. Is that what it is? Ellie thinks she knows. One of my friends, and this is so bad,

so this person will not be named, but they used to work in the medical profession. Yes. And there was weekends where I went over to her house one time and she'd hooked herself up to a saline drip. I think that's a work perk if you're in the profession. Yeah.

I heard of some ambos that got in trouble for hooking their friends up. Oh yeah, there was a few friends who hooked up to her. But if you self-diagnose I think that's okay.

Oh, she was doing it for the friends? Just don't tell anyone. And then there's two more hangover cures here. Oh no, don't worry about it. No, don't worry

about the rest of them. Go for a 5K run. Yeah, no. Are you joking? Yeah, that was one of the hangover cures. I'm done with this list now. That's funny. Thank you.

Pickles and bananas. We'll just stick with those two. I'm not believing that. It also said to go for a 5K run. What about a deep fried banana toasted sandwich? Yeah, now you got me. Yeah, with pickle in it. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Something that caught my attention and probably a lot of people are struggling with this at the moment is what to get people for Christmas. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's always the struggle each year. Some people are easy to buy for. Some people are quite hard. But I thought I could bring always the struggle each year. Some people are easy to buy for, some people are quite hard. But I thought I could bring to the table this afternoon

the most popular gifts for 2019 list, and maybe it'll spark an idea in your mind. Yeah, I love that. Great idea. I've got the producers on mic as well, because I want to know from them if we think these are good ideas or average ideas. Producer Ben, Producer Ellie, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

To both of you. To both of you. All right, guys. Would you guys like a pair of noise-cancelling headphones? Yes. Yes. Yep. I think they're decent.

Good for an aeroplane especially. Yeah. Yep. Or if you've got a noisy baby. Yes, also. Very good. Not Plunkett recommended. No.

A decent chilli bin added in the most popular gifts of 2019. Yes. Yes. Yeah, I don't have one of those. I've got four chilli bins. Do you? No, personally, but yes, I think that's a great gift. Do you need four?

No, I don't need four. You don't need four. No. Guess what Ben's getting for Christmas. Nice. Chilli bin. Secondhand chili bin. What about also still super popular on the gifts list is a Bluetooth speaker.

Still very popular. Are we at peak Bluetooth speaker yet? Nah. Some people don't have them. Yeah, true. My mum doesn't have one. I was thinking about getting that for her. Nah, she won't be able to use it.

Yeah, true. They are quite hard to pair and stuff, aren't they? Get her a Google or an Alexa speaker. No, no, no be able to use it. Yeah, true. They are quite hard to pair and stuff, aren't they? Get her a Google or an Alexa speaker because, no, no, no, no, you laugh, but once it's set up, she can just go, Alexa, pair to my phone. Actually, now that I think about it, she's got one of those, and last Christmas, no joke, I just sat there listening to my mum. I was in my room. Yell at her.

Hey, Siri, play Elvis Christmas album. And then Siri would play something else. She'd go, no, Siri. And then her just giving an argument. My dad calls her Alexia. Why won't she listen to me? What about a decanter for a gift this Christmas? A wine decanter.

A wine decanter is on the top gifts for 2019. For who? Billionaires? Yeah, I don't think I'm classy enough. I don't even know what that is or does. When I went away to a couple weekends ago, one of the guys there had a decanter. He bought his own and he put his wine in the decanter and he goes, that'll be good for about 9 o'clock.

Oh, I want a vine. Did he have a special travel case in the back of his Bentley for it? I don't know. It was so bizarre. I was like, who is this person? I mean, it's a group vote, but I'm saying not a good present. I'm going to say no. Yeah, I don't know. People wouldn't have them, though.

True. And people who like wine probably would appreciate it. Just because people don't have it doesn't mean it's a good gift. Technologies on the most popular gifts of 2019. AirPods, Google Homes, et cetera. Yeah. What are your thoughts about that? Expensive presents, but very good presents.

Very useful, yeah. You know, someone likes you if they get you AirPods. Yeah, make it a joint present for someone. Maybe not AirPods, but a Google Home. One AirPod each. Yeah, one AirPod each. Sunglasses are on the top gift. No, no.

Too personal. Too personal. Agreed. You can't pick those for someone else, you know? You guys, for my birthday, got me a sunglasses voucher. Voucher, yes. That's the way to go. Yes, agreed.

True, true. Very popular this year. Anything that's personalised with your face. So have you seen those socks that are going around where you put your own face on them? You got us lollipops today that have got our face on them. Yeah, that was from the girls down in Wanaka, Suck It and See, that brand is called, and she put all

our faces on lollipops. Love it. I like that as a gift. I think that's very cute. Now I can suck me and see. And one of the top gifts to give is the biggest is

a live plant. Oh. It's the top gift. It's the bigger-est gift. It's the bigger-est. It's the most populous. The most-est. Is a live plant. Oh. What are the thoughts? That's so progressive, isn't it? Isn't it? A live plant, a succulent.

I'm a plant guy. Yeah. But I'm at a stage in my life where I can handle a plant. Not everybody is. Depends the person you're buying for. True. Because you may be sentencing that plant to death

by giving it to the wrong person. Like I'm not giving Ben a plant. He's not ready. You're not ready. You're not ready. He'll go hiking

for a month over summer and he'll come back and it'll be dead. Yeah, succulents are very like hardy. Yeah, that'd be fine. And now

do you guys want to know the truth? I made all of that up just to see what I needed to get for Secret Santa. I'm looking forward to my ear pods. I'm looking forward to my ear pod. I did throw in some decoys, mainly the expensive ones in that list. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Our year is currently being reviewed,

pored over, critiqued, analysed, and our producers have put together what they're calling the scrapbook. Some highlights of stuff that's happened this year, yeah? Yeah, it's good to reminisce over moments of the year. You should do it too. Maybe not if you've had a bad year, but... No, do it if you've had a bad year too.

Yeah, maybe think where you are now and look back at the rough times you've had this year and be like. I mean, don't do it after three or four gins. No. That's not a good idea. That's a bad idea. Do it. I heard producer Ben has made all these scrapbooks after a couple of gins.

Has he really? Yeah. That'll be why there's so much emotion involved in them. Let's get in and listen to another episode of the scrapbook for 2019. Ah, once upon a time, earlier this year, previous to now, Bree and Clint's 2019 scrapbook, page 299. The show's third unofficial member, Mama Di, has had a huge year on the Bree and Clint show.

Bree and Clint have tricked her into thinking that one of Bree's friends won the lotto. It's her, Mum. I'm telling you, it's her. Oh, my God. I'm going to go round and see him. Honestly, guess the numbers there was... I want to get her on the radio.

I know. Well, have you got her number? No, but I can get it. Hold on, wait. I might have it here. Let me check. I'm just going to look up into contacts. Let me just see. Oh, yep. I've got it here. Let me check. I'm just going to look up into contacts. Let me just see.

Oh, yep. I've got it here. This is a prank. Oh, you freaking... I have really thought... We spoiled Game of Thrones for her. I couldn't believe I did not see coming that Daenerys was going to die. Daenerys?

She didn't die. Yeah, she died. She fell off her dragon die. Daenerys? She didn't die. Yeah, she died. She fell off her dragon flying into battle. No, she didn't. Wait. The latest episode that's come out, she dies. Brianna, I haven't seen episode four.

I've only seen episode three. I've been watching that for nine years and you've just told me what happened. I tell you what, I'm just about ready to get on a dragon and come over there. Also, so Jon Snow doesn't die, but he gets really bad diarrhoea in the last episode. She hasn't even seen it. And we'll even later tell our own strange stories on the radio. I was coming into town the other morning and I happened to be pulled over by a policeman. And I pulled over and I wound down the window. He said to me, what are you up to today?

And I said, well, actually, I'm just going into town to get my pussy shaved. Mum, you meant to tell the first part of the story that you're taking your cat into town to get shaved. You didn't tell that part of the story so that when you just said that, it sounded like something else. But today we go back to March the 24th 2019 when we created a made up game just to get her to sing on the radio.

The listeners love this segment. Should we just kick it off? Let's kick it off. Let's kick it off. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. This we just kick it off? Let's kick it off. Let's kick it off. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. This is the Thursday Okie. Now welcome this week's

celebrity guests all the way from Stanthorpe, Australia, Bree's parents, Mama Di and Big Steve. Yay! Woohoo! Push that space.

Oh, we're off. When the drums kick in, it's all you, Mama Di. Stop watching. Oh, we're off. When the drums kick in, it's all you, Mum and Daddy. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair?

Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it like it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it.

I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it. You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. Wearing a ring, but ain't got to be no missin'. Brought matching diamonds with this of my beaches. She got beat up.

That'll do all right. My God. You just got taken over. You're a possessed. Tune in tomorrow for another page of Bree and Clint's 2019 scrapbook. Why did we ever stop her? Why did we stop her when she was singing that song? She could have done the whole thing.

And I've just realised from listening to that, our whole show owes her a very big Christmas present. Because we've messed with her this year. She is the Christmas present. She's over it. She's the gift that keeps on giving. MVP. Oh, Brianna.

Bri and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And also, just FYI, bees can bite. Bees can bite. Thank you for the support on the text machine. Well, no one's concerned about a bee bite. You're worried about a bee sting. My issue with you thinking that a bee sting is a bee bite

is it's the other end of the bee. Like, it's literally the butt end. That's the bit that does the stinging. Yeah, but what I'm concerned about is how that affects me. What? And it's the same. The bite? It's not. No venom goes in from a bee bite. A bee sting me. What? And it's the same. The bite? It's not.

No venom goes in from a bee bite. A bee sting does. Yes. So it's the same. We're not talking about stings. The subject that we're about to talk about is on the board right there. Read what that box says. What stung you?

No, it... When do we go on leave? When do we finish? Four days left, mate. Just be patient. I got stung by a wasp. I don't care. I'm trying to...

Could have been a bite. I'm not too sure. You ignore it. All right, I'm going to tell the story. I'm just going to plough ahead like a professional. And if you want to get on board this train, it's leaving the station. Good luck.

It's a story out of San Francisco about a lady who's been bit by something on a plane. She felt a pain in her leg, so she went to the bathroom and removed her pants. Yes. And a scorpion fell out. Yeah. I think you might find that scorpions sting. Oh, no. Oh, he's totally stuffed it.

A scorpion doesn't bite. It stings you. Oh, no. This is the worst possible outcome. What, me being right? Yes. Fine. Fine.

Okay, fine. We're doing, it's a hybrid now. We are doing what stung ya No, we're doing what bit and stung ya Okay, what bit or stung ya What bit or stung ya is what I want to do Oh, this feels good It was a scorpion

It was a scorpion She got stung by a scorpion Everyone knows that about a scorpion Okay, phone lines are open Have you been bit or stung by something? That's our story No, that's all I feel like telling now No bees and wasps What have you been bit or stung by? Okay That's our story. That's all I feel like telling now. No bees and wasps.

What have you been bit or stung by? Okay, anything other than a bee or a wasp. You personally. I'm asking you. Oh, me? Yeah. I got bit by an ibis. Otherwise known as a bin chicken from Australia.

They're the big ugly bird. Not the discount hotel chain. No. I got bit with a horrible bill from Ibis. From the Ibis? No, no. I also got, I've been bitten by a horse before. Oh yeah. And that bloody hurt. I had

big teeth marks on my butt cheek. Oh yeah, that's the extra question. Where did it bite you? How did a horse bite you on the butt? Well, I was bending over to get her bridle and she was just in a shit mood and she bit me on the butt cheek. What about you? I got bit by a goose when I was a kid.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Geese can be quite aggressive. Feeding them down at Western Springs and it came over and bit me. DJ's already called through. G'day, DJ. G'day. Hello.

What bit you? Or stung you? Yeah, or stung you. Well, I got bit on the thigh about a week ago by a white tail. Oh, spider. Yep. Yep. Is that how?

Yeah. I have a thigh. Yeah, it was great. Are you okay? I was about to say somewhere else. Well, I had three days of buddy antibiotics, but other than that, three days. Right. That's probably the worst spider we've got, Bree.

That is the worst spider you got. You know how I know that? I've looked it up. Right. Yeah, because the worst spider we've got, Brie. That is the worst spider you got. You know how I know that? I've looked it up. Right. Yeah, because I was like, wait. Brie was trying to find some poisonous creatures here to make her feel more at home. You guys don't have any. She's like, where's all the predators?

Well, most spiders actually have venom, but most of them don't have big enough fangs to actually get through our skin. There you go. Like our daddy long legs. Yep. 0800 dial ZM. The new topic is what bit or stung you? And we'll get you on.

I love it so much. Tell your story. What stung you? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Welcome to the revised radio topic, what bit or stung you? Sorry, I don't have a sting sound effect. Why not? Because there isn't one.

How does a sting, it doesn't matter. We're talking about this because a lady has been stung by a scorpion. Yes, you got it right this time. On a flight in San Francisco. She's fine, by the way. She survived.

She's okay? Yeah, the problem was she took her pants off and the scorpion fell out and then the cabin crew had to desperately run around the plane and try and catch the scorpion.

Like snakes on a plane, but it was a scorpion. Scorpions on a plane, but it was a scorpion. Scorpions on a plane. Scorpion on a plane. Where did it bite her again? On the leg. Whereabouts on the leg? Upper? I'm not 100% sure. Oh, I see why you're asking. Not there. Okay. No, not there. And she is

okay. So we're asking you the question, Liam, what bit or stung ya? So, me and my friends were playing a game of hide and seek down in a park and I was trying to find some of my friends and I stood on a wasp's nest and they all, all 47 of them, all stung over my body. Liam. 47 of them?

Liam, did you get stung 47 times? Yep, 47 times. Are you okay? Yeah, I still have a few scars from them. We're glad you're okay. I haven't seen Ant-Man and the Wasp yet but is that how Angeline Lilly gets her superpowers? Does she become the Wasp because she gets stung a whole lot of times? No. I only ask because Liam I've seen Spider-Man and he got bit by a spider and he became Spider-Man. Did you get any superpowers after you were stung

47 times? No, but my mum is a beekeeper and I just am petrified of any flying things right now. I bet you are. He got the superpower of not being able to fit into jandals. Yeah.

Hey, we'll go. You're okay. Merry Christmas, Liam. Thanks for able to fit into jandals. Yeah. Hey, we're going to do okay. Merry Christmas, Liam. Thanks for calling. Oh, thanks for calling. Okay, see ya. See ya. Oh, so cute. Imagine the guilt the mum would have if she's a beekeeper.

Yeah, can you imagine? She's like, oh, that was bloody one of my nests. Darren's here. G'day, Darren. G'day, Daz. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good.

Daz, what bit or stung ya? Yeah, I was scuba diving a few years ago, and I was wiggling my finger a little bit, and a clownfish latched onto my finger. So I was shaking this little fish around, and my mate thought it was hilarious, but yeah. Is a clownfish Nemo? It's in the Nemo.

I think it's Dory. So Dory's a clownfish. Right. Okay. Yeah. I think it's Nemo. Oh, is it Nemo? I think it might be. They're the ones that go into the sea and then Right. Okay. Yeah. I think it's Nemo. Oh, is it Nemo? I think it might be.

They're the ones that go into the sea and then anemones. Yeah, it is. And they don't get stung and stuff, right? Yeah. No, it is. Yeah, yeah. Seems too cute. And it bit you.

Yeah. Seems too cute to bite. Bloody Nemo. Yeah, well, it did. Yeah, right. Okay. Jeez. Well, lucky there wasn't anything else dangling out, I guess.

And sorry, that sounded rude. Yeah, that did sound rude. I didn't mean it to come across that way. I just meant. Ball sack. Renee's here. G'day, Renee. Hi, Renee.

Hey, guys. What happened to you, Renee? What a bit or stung you? So we were doing a horse trek in Kentucky, America, and I was going along, and then all of a sudden I felt this painful thing on my thigh I looked down and there's a

massive horsefly on me I was wearing jeans and I flung it off but blood just like came pouring out of my leg from a damn horsefly Have you guys ever been

bitten by one of those? No And for us city folk Yeah How big are we talking They're big. They're like a 50 cent coin. Don't think of a fly. Think of

oh, yeah, they're huge. A massive cockroach. Like a big cockroach? Yeah. I got bit on my arm by one of those one time and I could not figure out what it was and yeah, just blood comes out everywhere. Yeah, it was crazy. Ben, that's not it. Someone's photoshopped the head of a horse onto a fly.

That's not a horse fly, bro. What Ben does for us in the studio is he Googles things to give us context of what people are talking about so we can see on the screen. And he's gone, found it, bro. And he's brought up a fly with a horse's head. Yeah, I don't think that's it. That's not it, no.

Renee, if that's what bit you, holy hecka. Yeah. Yeah, those are painful. Can I just say this segment would be very different from where I'm from? In Australia? In Australia. Can you imagine? I mean, yeah, it's horrible.

Horsefly, terrible. We've got No Leg Terry on the phone. No Leg Terry, what bit you? Three Crocs. Jesus. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. There's been a few times where listeners of our show or just people who follow me on social media will inbox me with certain stories or sometimes they ask me for advice,

which I feel really honoured that they trust me enough to do that. Yeah, I feel worried. No, mate, I can offer good advice sometimes. But there's a guy who... Yeah, well, pastor, I definitely can. Sides. There's a guy who messaged me and he... We don't know each other,

but he said he wanted some advice on his relationship. Okay. So I'm going to read you out what he wrote. Is that because he knows that you're now in a relationship? Maybe. Maybe he thinks I've got experience now. Sorry, I didn't play that, by the way. It's like Alexa.

It just starts playing when we talk about your new relationship. Great. Now that I am in a new relationship. Stop. Okay. I thought, okay, yeah, I'll give this a go. See what, see what problems he's got. And he said, I've been in a relationship with a lovely girl since the beginning of this year. I'm a young guy, under 20, and my partner is just about to turn 20. She's about to move away for work and so am I. We're going to be far away from each other and we won't be able to hardly talk while we are working towards what we both want to achieve with our training and stuff, which is about six months.

He then goes on to say, I've told her that I love her, but I also want to be, he says, a teenager and experience the part of my life by myself maybe. Okay. He says, I don't know if we should break up and maybe try date again later, but I think I need to find who I am properly by myself. Yeah.

Is a break in a relationship good? What do you think I should do? Yeah, okay. I think I've got all the information I need. Do you want my – it means ask for your advice. Do you want my advice? Yeah, yeah. I was going to say until he said the bit where he said he wants to experience being alone,

I was going to say stay together. It's six you and i have talked about long distance relationships they can work if there's an end date a hundred percent and six months is not a long time at all and when i read that i was thinking the same thing i was like six months you know at the end of the six months you'll be back together but then he sprinkled into the mix the idea that he wants to explore himself which is totally fine. And when you're that young, I think it's perfectly healthy. Yeah. So just break up, man.

Just break up. You can get back together later. You might not. Don't break up. If you're going to break up, don't break up on the basis that you're going to get back together later. No, you shouldn't. Because then that's just as bad as staying together.

Yeah, don't say say let's break up now And get back together in six months No Because that's putting too much It's the same thing Same thing right It's the same same Plus you're not really

It's like a Ross and Rachel type break situation What can you do? Then you have to have that discussion You're like hey you know how we're on this break Can I do that And could you Do you want to Are you thinking of

You know I just think It's messy Yeah And I think Because I said to him I I was like, you know, you are going to hurt this person, but you're going to, it's a different kind of hurt that if you stayed together and then you made a mistake and you cheated or you did something.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Or you just, yeah. It's a different type of hurt. At least it's the type where you are doing it because you care about them. Also, I don't want to sound too philosophical, but if you've got a good thing now, finish it as a good

thing. Don't go away from each other and let it peter out into something where you don't spend as much effort on each other anymore and it taints the memory of what you had, which could be a good thing. Just stick a pin in it, baby, and move on.

Producers, do you have anything to add on this topic? What would you do? I think a clean breakup is probably what is best here. Especially when he's kind of already got a little idea in his head that he might be keen. I just said trust your gut. If that's what you're thinking, then you need to probably go with that.

Totally. I would have said the same thing. It sounds like he's already made his mind up. It sounds like he's made his mind up. He's been like, I just want to go and do this. I'm like, then go and do that. No, this is what it sounds like to me. It's hard, though.

He's made his mind up, but he wants Bree from Instagram to tell him. Yes. So he's got an excuse. When he sits down with his partner, he can say, look, I didn't want to break up with you. It was Bree. But Bree from ZM said, I have to. Yeah, no, he's just messaged me and said,

can you FaceTime my girlfriend? ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. So this is interesting. There's a hotel in the Bay of Islands, which is up north in New Zealand. It's actually the Waitangi grounds where the Treaty of Waitangi was signed. Right.

A hotel there. It's a copthorn, so it's a nice hotel. And a guest there has been woke up in the night by a room invader. Well, that is terrifying. It is terrifying, isn't it? I thought this has particular interest to you. So I thought we'll just give the copthorn a call because I don't want to speculate too much on the details.

Instead, let's go straight to the source and get some information about this room. Are we calling the hotel? We're calling the hotel. And welcome to the Copthorne Hotel and Resort Bay of Islands. Please select from the following options or you may dial zero for personal assistance at any time. Good afternoon, Copthorne Hotel. Lee speaking. Hi, Lee. Is that the Copthorne Hotel and Resort in Waitangi? Yes, it is.

Hi, I read somewhere today that you guys have had a bit of an issue with room invaders. Oh, what issue would that be? Well, just that in the middle of the night, some rooms are getting invaded. Is that true? I can't confirm anything, I'm

sorry. It's just, look, I'm a Kiwi so don't worry, there's no problems there. I work with someone who's an Australian. Her name's Bree. You can say hi, Bree. Hi. Hi. She doesn't believe that this particular type of room invader even exists.

Well, they do exist. Can you tell her what animal broke into someone's room on the weekend? I don't know if I can tell you that. Sorry. We can't give any information out. But there is an article up on the internet if you want to have a look at that.

No, I know there's an article. I saw it. I wonder why she can't say anything because it's a mythical creature. She doesn't believe that kiwis, the bird, exist. So I'm like, finally a kiwi spotting. I'll call and get it confirmed. And now you're going to do that? It absolutely exists. How did she not believe that? This smells like a Kiwi spotting. I'll call and get it confirmed. And now you're going to do that? That absolutely exists. How did she not believe that?

This smells like a publicity stunt to me. Then tell her, Lee, tell her. Tell her there was a Kiwi. Are you calling from the radio? Yeah, we're calling from the radio. Are you calling from the radio? Yeah, we are. Tell her that there was a Kiwi at the Copthorne Hotel and Resort in Waitangi over the weekend.

I can't tell you that. Oh, I wonder why they can't. I wonder why. Lee, you that. Oh, I wonder why they can't. I wonder why. Lee, you're not helping, okay? Lee, thank you so much for confirming all of my thoughts and beliefs. She's going home to Queensland for Christmas and she's going to tell everybody that our national bird doesn't frigging exist. What kind of bird doesn't fly?

Hey, Lee. I really can't tell you. It's against the policy Lee, good luck with all the Kiwis At the hotel Okay, thank you for that I will keep that in mind You have a merry Christmas, okay

I don't want to say you've been no help But you've been very little help You've been a lot of help to me, Lee And that's the main thing Okay, thank you Bye I thought that was it I was like, we've cracked the's the main thing. Okay. Thank you. Bye. I thought that was it.

I was like, we've cracked the case. Finally a Kiwi's botting. You can shut up. She couldn't talk about it. What's going on? What's the conspiracy? No one can ever talk about it at the zoo. They're like, they're sleeping. We can't talk about it here.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, treasure. All right. Yeah, this is the part of the show where you can win free mobile fuel. That's right. All you need to do is we'll play you some audio where they talk about a particular item

and then you just need to tell us whether you think it's worth under five grand, which will be trash, or over five grand, which will be treasure. Rumoured to be the final game of trash or treasure ever, I heard from producer Ben. It might make a comeback at some point next year. We'll see. This is our last week on the show this year and Producer Ben has put his foot

down and said this game is not coming back. He hates this game. He hates making this game for us. Do you actually, do you hate the game or you just hate making it? My fun meters run out for the game if I'm honest. It just takes me like 40 minutes to make this for three minutes of radio. But do you think it's a decent radio game?

Yeah, someone else can have it. It's a good radio game. Well, all I heard was that he thinks it's a good radio game. You should sell it to the hits. Can I? Not yours. Oh, sorry. Jasmine's here.

Hey, Jasmine. Hey. No pressure, but you may be the final ever Trash or Treasure contestant. Well, that's cool for me. Very cool, especially if you win, Jasmine. So you just need to get two out of three correct, and the fuel will be yours, okay? Okay, cool.

Here's the first item. I decided to take my 1959 Bowdoin Space Lionel garage and get her cleaned up. Everybody always wants to know about the bike because they've never seen one like it. I got it for Christmas in 1960. I'm the original owner. The guy that designed this thing was an engineer in a Tucker automobile. He designed this thing, made like 80 of them,

put them around bicycle shops throughout the United States and Europe. It's very cool looking. Jeez, did you hear the last part? There's only 80 of them in existence. Like space age bike from 1959. Vintage bike. Called the Bowdoin Spacelander. Is that trash or treasure, Jasmine?

I'm going to say treasure. All right, treasure. Is it worth over five grand? Let's take a look. How much are you trying to sell it for? $20,000. Oh! Well over the $5,000.

Well done. You get that one point point let's go to your second item i want to see what i can get for my charlie's angels figurines i came to the pawn shop today to sell my charlie's angels figurines and i thought they were cool 70s stuff and i'm a collector these dolls are in great condition and are probably collectible. But the show was on so long ago, I have no idea what they could be worth now. Oh, there's quite a few collectibles. Oh, there's a hard one. Yeah. It's all three angels. Oh, there, they've got all three. Um, so the original Charlie's Angels figurines,

they look like they're about the same size as like an Action Man or a Barbie. Yeah, like a Barbie. And we're not talking about Cameron Diaz. Like, we're talking about older than that. No, we're talking, was Farrah Fawcett a... I think she was. An angel? I don't know.

Trash or treasure? Jasmine? I'm going to say trash. All right, locking in trash. Maybe $150, $175. Dollars, that's it. Well under. Oh, yay!

Yay! That means you win, but Producer Ben has urged us to play the third one. Let's go. Hey, Jasmine. Okay, let's go three for three. Do you want to go double or nothing? Oh, no.

Double or nothing. So at the moment, you're at $50 mobile fuel. We could make it $100, or you could lose everything. No, I'm going to go double or nothing. Good girl. All right, here we go. Here comes your double or nothing item. The OJ Bronco.

I own the white Ford Bronco. The murders were June 12th. OJ was supposed to turn himself in on the morning of the 17th. He didn't. And that's the Bronco that everybody can remember seeing driving up the 405 freeway. At the time of the Bronco chase, I was OJ's agent. He owns the actual Bronco that he made the getaway in.

It's OJ Simpson's white Ford Bronco that he led police on a high-speed chase on before he got arrested for the murder of his wife and her boyfriend. It's a car and it's iconic. What do you think? Is that worth over 5K? I'm just going to say it's treasure. It's got to be worth over 5K, right? This should be easy.

Has to be, surely. This is for double or nothing, Jasmine. You've risked it all. Good luck. Let's see if it pays off. How much do you want for this? A million three. Oh!

1.3 million. I think it's treasure. 1.3 million dollars. Jasmine, congratulations. You've just won double the mobile fuel this afternoon. Nice work. Thank you so much. You're very welcome.

It was worth risking it to get the biscuit. What an exciting conclusion to Trash or Treasure. Wasn't it? With that much energy, I think the game has to return next year. I think it might have to. Should we put it out to the people? Do you think Trash or Treasure should Wasn't it? With that much energy, I think the game has to return next year. I think it might have to. Should we put it out to the people? Do you think Trash or Treasure should come back next year? No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. Yes. Yes, it should come back. Or no, you've had enough. You get fuel if you say no. No, you don't.

No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you definitely don't. No, you definitely don't. If you do, you're paying for it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I've got a ripping cheating story for you this afternoon. Okay, yeah.

Look, I feel like this is pretty creative because usually you hear about people, oh, I looked at their phone or I walked in on them. Yep. You know, stuff like that. Those are the standards. This is not one of those stories. So picture this. Let's say her name is Jane.

Jane was dating a young man. He bought her and him for Christmas one year. They got Fitbits. Oh, nice. Oh, is it nice? I guess if you're buying yourself one. He bought them together and then he thought, and I didn't realise this was a thing because I've never gotten a Fitbit with a partner before

because I wanted to get someone a present that's nice and not horrible. I think Fitbits are great, but you can only buy someone a Fitbit if they've told you they want a Fitbit. Yeah, like I love Fitbits, but buying it for someone, I don't know about that. It's like buying someone a gym membership. Yeah, exactly. If you know they want one, lovely gift. If you're assuming they need one, horrifically offensive gift.

No, I think they bought them together. It was like a thing they wanted to do together. And I didn't know this about Fitbits, but if you have one, you can sync them up with someone else. It's the whole idea. It makes exercising competitive. So I can log on to the app at the end of the day. So say I got one and you got one.

Yeah, yeah. I can log on and see how much exercise you did and how much I did and I can compare. God, you and I are so competitive. We'd be so bloody fit by the end of the month. I know. We should get Fitbit. We should. It'd be great.

Anyway, these two, they're in a couple. They got these Fitbits and they synced up the Fitbits to motivate each other. And anyway, he started to go missing some nights. He would go out with the boys and then he wouldn't come home. She would get very worried and she said there was this one particular night he said he was going to stay home and he wasn't feeling well. Yeah. Anyway, she noticed that at 4 a.m. his physical activity levels were spiking through the roof on the app.

Oh, no. Oh, it's picking up his heart rate. Exactly. While he's doing extracurricular activities. Oh, I never thought about it like that. So she could literally track all of the details. Yeah. And she looked and she saw a three-minute spike in heart rate.

She was like, three minutes. Three minutes, that's his sweet spot. If I know him, I know exactly what he's doing. Oh, how devastating. But also, what a creative way to find out that someone's cheating. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Technology.

That's the problem for people who are inclined to cheat is everything is now tracking you. Your car is tracking you. Your phone is tracking you. There's cameras everywhere. There's cameras everywhere. God, can't a person just cheat in peace these days? What do I have to do?

What does a person have to do to get away with cheating in 2019? Isn't it the worst? You know? Yeah. I hate it. Just for the record, this was a story about a man cheating. Yes. We had a conversation before the show today,

and I wrote, because we're going to ask, how did you catch him cheating, right? How did you catch them cheating? And Brie goes, no, it needs to be, how did you catch them cheating? And I said, I bet the story you're telling is about a man. She goes, no, no, you need to be inclusive. And you say, how did you catch them cheating?

It could be a man or a woman. Both genders can cheat. We are not being, you know. No, absolutely they can. I'm just saying for ease. And you were right on this story. For ease of word economy. Can I just say, how did you catch him cheating? But no, we'll leave it open. can I just say how did you catch him cheating?

But no, we'll leave it open. It's them. How did you catch them cheating? Special points of yours includes technology. That's not reading their text messages or their emails. Did you catch your partner cheating in an interesting or unusual way? Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or if it's still too painful, you can text us the story on 9696.

We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. Maybe you heard them talking on radio. Imagine if someone got caught like that. They called up and they started talking about. Someone they were. They were, you know. Well, if you're telling your cheating stories on the radio, you deserve to get caught.

I'm sorry. Yeah, you're an idiot. You're an idiot. Bree and Clint, we're back with your stories next. Give us a call. ZM. Bree and Clint, we're back with your stories next. Give us a call. ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

We're talking about this story which I've never heard of someone being caught out like this before, but a girl has written on Twitter about how her and her boyfriend got matching Fitbits at Christmastime and then they synced up their Fitbits so they could motivate each other and check on each other's progress. And she noticed a lot of really vigorous activity happening at 4am, 3am, 2am. Anyway, she eventually confronted him and he had to come clean. I think a Fitbit might do a GPS too. Does it?

Like it might pinpoint you. Because he might lie and he'll go, oh, babe, you caught me. I was, you know, by myself, obviously. She goes, well, why were you at someone else's house then? Oh, good point. Yeah. That's the thing about technology these days. That's what I always thought about Snapchat map too. Remember when Snapchat put that map on there?

Yeah, and there's a lot of people texting in saying that, yeah, Snapchat maps were the reason that they could catch a lot of people out. Doesn't leave you many places to hide. Jackie's here. G'day, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.

How did you catch them cheating? So my ex was a self-contractor and he used to charge his work out. He'd go away on all these trips. And one day he was really busy and he asked me to do his disbursement. So I did them for him and I started realising that there was no accommodation charged out. And so he was away for a couple of days and then so I approached him and then I went back and looked at all of his other trips and there was no accommodation charged. And I realised he had been cheating on me in every single place that he'd visited.

What a different woman. He had a different place to stay in every different city that he went to visit. In every place. We joked that he had a different woman in every port. That is horrific. What a dog. What an absolute dog. I know, but yeah, rookie error getting me to help him

and then realising there was no respect for him. So he was lazy and a cheat. Watch that Cameron Diaz movie where all the girls realise that the same guy is cheating on all of them. Yes. And the other woman. It actually did happen. The other woman.

I got in touch with one of these girls and it was quite interesting hearing all the stories. Wow. I know. That's crazy. Did they all think that they were the only woman? Yeah, but I questioned them because he was only visiting them, you know, at midnight and one o'clock

in the morning, so I'm not too sure what they were getting out of it. Okay. Well, interesting story. Thank you for sharing it with us, Jackie. Someone's texted through and they said, I found out my partner was cheating because there was a hair tie with platinum blonde hair wrapped around it in the bed.

I'm a brunette. Yeah, that kind of gives it away, doesn't it? Anytime there's a hair tie that's not yours? No. And your partner doesn't have a ponytail? Yeah, it's a warning sign. Hey, oh, anonymous. This person wants to remain anonymous.

How did you find out they were cheating? Well, I received a text message from my girlfriend at the time about hooking up with a total stranger and just saying I wasn't worth it or anything like that and I just felt quite heartbroken. Oh, right.

So your girlfriend sent a message that wasn't meant for you about how they'd hooked up with someone else and it wasn't worth it. And they were, because they were obviously feeling guilty about cheating on you. They were thinking about you. And subconsciously they were thinking about you and they sent it to you. Yeah. Oh, no.

And what did you write back? Sorry, babe, wrong number. Well, I just needed it to end because I couldn't deal with someone who couldn't trust me. Yeah, no. Oh, God, that's horrible. And these things are tough anonymous, but it's better to know because I couldn't deal with someone who couldn't trust me. No, and these things are tough anonymous, but it's better to know, I guess. Someone else has texted through and

they said that their ex sent nudes to one of their mates. Anyway, apparently they were telling this story about this person who, well, it was a mate's mate, but apparently this person then got into a conversation with this person like a couple of months down the line.

Yeah. And they were all talking about this and that, this guy sent nudes while away on holiday. Anyway, eventually he showed me and the bathroom was of my boyfriend in the hotel where they paid for the trip. She recognised the hotel room, the bathroom. Yeah. This last one is a technology-based one as well.

Adara, hi. Oh, hi. How are you? Good, Adara. What happened to you? How did you catch them cheating? So I believe I'm one of those good people who shares their Netflix passwords with the people that they're seeing. Yes, good.

And that's how I caught him out. I had a couple of suggestions coming up on my Netflix, and it was one of those continue watching, and it was continue watching The Cinderella Story with Hilary Duff. And I hadn't been watching it recently, and I was like, that's definitely not a movie he'd watch. Okay, Adara, wait, wait, wait, because he's obviously cheated on you, which is bad enough.

Has he given your Netflix password to the girl that he's seeing as well? Is she watching on your Netflix? Yeah, so he's been passing along, and then, of course, I've had to hit him up and be like, excuse me, I'm not paying for a threesome. Wow. I love how Adara's like, she's like, I don't care that you're cheating, but you do not give out my Netflix password.

Yeah, I know. I'm on like that premium one too, so I'm not giving you like the HD. No, girl, nor why should you? Is he ancient history? Did you kick him to the curb? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Good on you, Adara.

I love it. Love it. Okay. Hey, thanks for the call. That's very good. I'm so excited. How much investigating? I know.

What a betrayal. You're like, I haven't watched Cinderella's story in ages. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Right. Who are the three people that are going to find out

what was top of the charts on their 16th birthdays today? First one's Belinda. Hi, Belinda. Hi, Bel. Hi. What's your birthday? The 16th of March, 1995. Alright, you were 16 in 2011 on the 16th of March

and at the start of the decade, this topped the charts. It's not about the money, this topped the chart. Wait, start of the decade? Oh, 2010. Sorry, I started decade. I thought you meant 2000. I was like, it's not that. Ignore me. Ignore me.

Belinda, you get GCJ and price tag. Cool. Cool. I like that song. It's a good one. That wasn't her first hit though, was it? No. It was that...

Or was it? No, there was that other song. It's not Domino. It wasn't number one. No, I'll figure it out. You keep going. Let's talk to Gary. G'day, Gary.

How you going, mate? Going well, Gaz. G'day, Gaz. What's your birthday, mate? First of the first, 1950. First of all, can I say, Gary, as a fellow early January birthday haver, I apologise for all the crappy birthdays you probably have had. I've had some bloody brilliant ones, I can tell you.

Yeah, well, I guess yours is New Year's Day. Gary's is great because as soon as his birthday starts, fireworks go off. You know, it's true. Two hangovers in 24 hours is absolutely fantastic. I don't know how to do it now. Go hard, Gary. I like that. All right, Gary, let's figure out your birthday banger.

He was 16 in 1966 on the 1st of January, and back in the 60s, this went to number one. Hello, darkness, my old friend. Oh, my God. You're right. That's a sleepy type music, isn't it? I know. That's not a New Year's Day type banger. This is you when you've got that double hand over Gary.

We won't bother playing that again, eh? Yeah. No, we won't. Simon and Garfunkel, The Sound of Silence. It became popular again when it was used on memes. Yeah, it's had a rebirth, for sure. Let's put it away again. Put it away? All right, we'll chuck it away. Thanks for calling through, Gaz. Thanks, Gaz. Hey, mate's had a rebirth, for sure. Let's put it away again. Put it away?

All right. We'll chuck it away. Keeps you calling through, Gaz. Thanks, Gaz. Hey, mate. No worries. Hey, bye. What a legend.

And Sammy's here. G'day, Sammy. Hi, Sam. G'day, guys. Hello. What's your birthday, Sammy? 11th of November, 1987. All right.

You were 16 in 2003 on the 11th of November. And, Sammy, this is your birthday bag. Oh, yeah. That was deep. Early solo queen bee. It's got to be a winner. Sean Paul and Beyonce. Sean Paul.

I like that one. I agree. I think that is a winner. I think that's the winner, Sammy. Should we do it? Should we check it on? Yes, let's do it. All right, here we go. You win birthday bag today, Sammy. Should we do it? Should we check it on? Yes, let's do it. All right, here we go.

You win birthday bangers today, Sammy. Congratulations. Have a great afternoon. Cheers, guys. Oh, yeah. Get it, Sean Paul. Brian Clinton, this is Zedim. Now here we want to say this I don't hear you, don't hear you Don't hear you, don't hear you

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I think about you all the time You're in my dream Baby boy, not the day goes by Come on girl, let's watch the dance I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Just dancing real close in a dark, dark corner of a basement party Every time I close my eyes, it's like everyone left but you and me

In our own little world, the music is the sun The dance floor becomes a scene Feels like true paradise to me Baby boy, you stay on my mind, fulfill my fantasy I think about you all the time, I see you in my dreams Baby boy, not a day goes by without a fantasy I think I got you all the time I see you in my dreams

Baby boy, you stay on my mind Baby boy, you are so damn fine Baby boy, don't you be lying Baby boy, let's continue this Baby boy, you stay on my mind Baby boy, you't you be the man? Baby boy, let's continue the game Baby boy, you stay on my mind Baby boy, you are so damn fine Baby boy, won't you be the man? Baby boy, let's continue the game

It's a top-top girl Me and you together, it's a rock that girl Drive from the town and now you're dropped up, girl You're not stop shop, girl Little more than dirty, why rock that world? It's a top-top girl Me and you together, it're not stop shop girl Think I'm what it does to a rock that world It's a top top girl, me and you together is a rock that girl Drive from the town and now you're drop top girl You're not stop shop girl, think I'm what it does to a rock that world

Baby boy, you stay on my mind, fulfill my fantasy I think about you all the time, I see you in my dreams Baby boy, I don't think I'm alive without a fantasy I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Every boy had a day of his life Come on girl, let's watch the day I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams You don't know the love of dreams I'm stepping in, I'm stepping in

I know you're gonna like it I know you're gonna like it I I know you're going to like it I'm stepping up out of this shit I'm stepping up out of this shit So don't you fight it So don't you fight it That's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Beyonce and Sean Paul.

That is Baby Boy. We were talking before about what the big first Jessie J song was. Yeah, and someone on the text machine because I was like, nah, it wasn't Price Tag. It was something else.

And someone was like, the song you're thinking of is called Do It Like A Dude. This is it. Yeah, this is it. Jessie J. Okay, let's just let her do it.

Every time Jessie J comes on, you try and do it? We've speculated on this a lot We don't think her and Channing Tatum are together, do we? No, I don't know now Right Because there was other things I read recently last week Because there was all that chat about him being in Australia for the launch of

that strip show. Yeah. And there was a stuff saying that they still were together. Ah, okay. So I don't know. I'm not sure. They've gone very private because they were email about each other before. They've gone very private. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM.

New viral trend alert, everybody. Get this in you. What are some of the viral trends we've had recently? Recently, we've had In My Feelings Challenge. Where you get out of the car and dance while the car's still moving. Yes. That's a dangerous one. We've had the flossing thing. Oh, yep, yep. That's one. Yep. That was more just an annoying thing that eight-year-olds did, wasn't it? Yeah, I've seen a lot of humans doing it too, though. A lot of humans doing it badly. It's been a little while since we've had a new one, right? The old ones are like planking and mannequin challenging and yeah, yeah, yeah.

They go around, they go viral. There's a new one, and I think that you should be the first on our team to do this. It's been brought to the country's attention by a man called Hamish Todd, who has posted to the Dunedin News Facebook page. I'll put a disclaimer, he's not happy about this viral challenge, so I don't think he wants to be the face of it. But he is. But he is becoming it quickly.

So I'll read you what he said. Okay. Last night I saw two clearly drunk university students attempting what they call a crumbed fish. That's the name of this new trend, a crumbed fish. I'm picturing something bad, get to the point. Out at St Kilda Beach. This is where they swim naked, come into the beach,

and essentially crumb themselves in the soft sand, appearing like a crumbed piece of fish. Right? I was quite frankly disturbed. Right? Signed Hamish Todd on the Dunedin News Facebook page. So now that we know what it is, the crumbed fish. If it was a couple of guys, wouldn't it be a crumb sausage? Battered sausage. Battered sausage. I imagine you a couple of guys, wouldn't it be a crumb sausage? Battered sausage.

Battered sausage. I imagine you coming out of the water. No, don't imagine me. We could shoot this at Auckland's Mission Bay. Yeah, or head out to Piha. We could get you on some black sand. You could be a burnt, crumbed fish. I just think that Brie, you're the perfect

person. You know what And I appreciate that And I would do this But I've already done that The crumbed fish Yeah You've already done a crumbed fish I've done a crumbed fish

Are we ahead of the trend for once Okay yeah There was a place where I used to live That was right near a beach And it was common that people Would go into the surf, have a bit of a swim, and then come back out onto the beach. I didn't mean to crumb myself, but I did.

Did we get any photos or anything? No photos that can be shared on social media. No? Well, that's the whole idea of the challenge, mate. If you don't share the photo on social media, it's not a viral internet challenge if you don't share the pictures on social media. No, well that's the whole idea of the challenge, mate. If you don't share the photo on social media it's not a viral internet challenge if you don't share the pictures on social media. You're not nude, by

the way, in the pictures. You're crumbed. I looked more like a crumbed scallop. Also, if you're nude, it'd be more of a crumbed fritter as well, wouldn't it? Yeah, it was a fritter, yeah. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Oh, Clinton, can you please click off this fancy music

that I've organised for this break? I just want to take a minute. No, you need to talk like this with me. I don't want to talk like this. No, you have to talk like this. We never talk like this. No, this is how I talk when I'm talking about art. We never talk about art.

The fact that you've designated a whole break of the show to something you're calling performance art is weird enough without me doing a fake voice. We're now the leading show for art and performance-based art news. I don't want to be that show. I never aspired to be that show. It'd be quite boring. I'm going to stop talking like this now.

Okay. That's how I picture people who love fancy art to talk. Yes. And their breath smells like cheese and caviar. The only people I've ever known who have spent a ton of money on art are really rich. Yeah. Okay, hang on. The only people I know who have spent a ton of money on anything are really rich.

That's a great point. But I read this story, which I think is quite funny. It's over in New York, and the artist is what they like to call a performance artist. Anyway, they created – Is that code word for stripper? Maybe. No, they're not in the art, but they create art that is a little bit different,

I guess. I'm not too sure. I don't know shit about art. No, and yet here you are leading the break. No, but I know something or two about a prank, and that's where this break is going. Okay. Anyway, there was an art exhibition,

art basil exhibition in Miami Beach on Saturday, and one of the artists had essentially a piece of art in the in the gallery and someone ended up buying that piece of art for about 180 000 yeah um and let's just say let me see if i can describe to you what the piece of art was it was a banana a real one duct taped to the wall oh it's like a painting of a banana duct taped to a wall. No, a real banana and they just duct taped it to the wall. Someone paid $180,000 for a banana duct taped to a wall. This is why people hate the arts community because you do this stuff.

It's dumb. You pay $2 million for a canvas that someone's painted with their feet. I could spit on something and charge a heap of money for it. That's the overarching feeling, right? That's me generally. Yeah. Anyway. Okay, so $180,000 for a banana duct taped to a wall.

Unless you can take it home, I guess. I love this next part of the story. So a comedian by the name of David Datuna. Oh, start the music again, please. Okay, I've got you. Don't worry. David Datuna, he rolled in there around 1.45 local time and he pulls the banana off the wall and he eats it in front of everyone. Was David Datuna the owner of that artwork?

Did he pay the money? No. So is he going to get a bill for $180,000? I don't know exactly what's going to happen, but apparently he took off before they could catch him. Right. Do you know I read an article the other day about art and people who pay this crazy amount of money for it,

and they said that a lot of it is just money laundering. So it's people who have got like drug money and ill-gotten gains kind of thing, and they just wash it through art purchases. Brilliant. And it's this false economy of how much things are actually worth because they're just pushing the price up and up and up so they can wash more money through it.

And that's what this banana thing could be. Because really, what right-minded person... I'm looking at it now. The banana's already starting to get brown spots on it. Like it's already off. Yeah, but can't you see how the banana curves and it hits the light? I've got a roll of gaffer tape at home and a five-pack of Bonita. I'm a millionaire.

Let's sticky tape me. Let's sticky tape me in an art gallery and charge people to come look at it. Okay, now we're just moving more into the realm of fetish. No, that's art. Now we're just getting into kink stuff. I'm not going to be naked. You can do that in your own private room. In the meantime, we'll carry on with what we're doing.

Bree and Clint, that's the last piece of arts-based news for the show today. Oh, well, there might be more next year. The new year for our show next year. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This is interesting news for anyone who hates exercise. Raise your hand, the podcast. ZM. This is interesting news for anyone who hates exercise. Raise your hand

if you hate exercise. Yeah. The only time I like it is directly afterwards when I'm proud of myself for like getting my ass up and going. And that's the kick you want.

That's the kick you want, right? That endorphin rush afterwards. But how good would it be if you were the sort of person who woke up and you were like, I wish. I want to exercise.

I never wake up at six in the morning and think, I am ready. I can't wait. I love it. Six, mate, you're already late. Six o'clock's when the class starts, okay? Yeah, mine starts at 6.45, so it's not too bad. And you still don't make it. But I still hate it.

This might be the reason why science believes it has isolated a switch inside your genetic code which determines whether you enjoy exercise or not the fitness switch yeah it's a certain gene it's called the i won't bore you with too many details but it's called the dnmt3a gene oh of course yeah i know that gene they've tested on mice honestly mice are so selfish they get everything tested on them shout out to mice for doing all the hard yards for us as people. They've tested this gene switch out on mice,

and they found that once they altered this genetic switch within the mice, they were like, get me on that exercise wheel, baby. I want to do some exercise. Yeah. It didn't change their appetite for food, so that wasn't effective. So they still wanted to eat what they wanted to eat. Yeah, but they had a higher appetite for exercise. I honestly think my brother has this switch changed already

because he is someone who craves going to the gym. And those people exist. So they reckon that maybe he, for some reason, he got the gene switched. So what happened to me? He got the gene switched on, which meant give me that exercise, and you got it switched off. I don't know what's happened for you because you share a genetic code with him. Obviously slightly different, but yeah, I'm not 100% sure.

I always think about sometimes, I'm always like, I'd love to switch bodies with him and let him for a year do all the exercise on my body and then get my body back. You're just walking around in this ripped body of hers for a year. That would be fun. It'd be awesome. And you're like,

see, you made that thing move. You made that thing do burpees. It doesn't. See what it feels like when you're me? Doesn't feel the same, does it? Climb that rope. Climb that rope

and do some more sets. Yeah, see, you can't. My issue is if they can, because I don't know if this is a gene editing thing you have to do before birth. Right, or you can do it now. Or if you can do can, because I don't know if this is a gene editing thing you have to do before birth. Right, or you can do it now. Or if you can do it now, I don't know the details.

If it is, like, keen to get a rip-dazz baby, like, go into my next baby, change the genetic code, and give me, like, a super baby. I'm keen for an all-black or a silver fern. My other one is if we can switch in on ourselves now, like, if I can go down to Gene Lab and have my exercise switch turned on, can I sometimes turn it off?

Because exercise people can be punishing. Can't they? In like the holiday season, can you switch it off for Christmas? Because no one likes the person who's waking up early on Christmas Day to go for a 5K soft sand run. Everyone's like, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah. I hate

Can I just say I really dislike people Who exercise on holiday I really dislike you It's called a holiday You psychopath Relax Mobile smiles. Register. Fill up. Redeem points for rewards. Easy. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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