ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 9th 2020

Episode Date: December 9, 2020

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hi everybody welcome to the brie and clint podcast i was just saying to brie before we came on that if anybody ever looked at my google history search history it would paint a pretty bad picture of me like if i go missing um and people like oh let's look at what he was googling it's not going to go well for me but it's only because i have this job it would make sense though because it's all documented on this show. Yeah. So they could put two and two together. But someone who doesn't listen.

Yeah, would think you're a weirdo. Because I'm thinking of the stuff that I've Googled in the last three weeks. Crotchless panties. Arseless chaps. Did I Google arseless chaps? I definitely Googled edible panties. Yep. Because we bought some some but I made Ben

buy them so they didn't go on my credit card. Yeah, they're on Ross's. Oh, they're on Ross's credit. He's going to have to explain that to his wife. All three of us, Ben, Anastasia and I were googling men's g-strings today so that we could surprise you with a g-string. Yeah, that's weird. Anastasia, where did our

g-string come from in the end? It came from Farmers. They didn't have the brand that I was originally hoping to get. What brand did you want to get? Oh, the cheapest. No, I'm kidding. Fair enough, fair enough. I'm never going to wear it again.

No, no, no. There was one which looks like it had a lot more coverage, but they didn't stock that brand because this is a city store. The one that he was wearing looked quite. Very sheer. This is a big spoiler for Bree String, by the way. Oh, damn it. But that's okay. They still don't know what happened.

They don't know what happened. The lady firstly informed me that the size I picked out was going to be. What size is he? Was going to be way too big. He's a size 16. Can I say whatever size that was? It was perfect. It was perfect?

Oh, sweet. And then she told me, you're going to want a different size. And I explained, oh, they're not actually for me. And then she gave me a wig. They're for my male co-worker. Did you say that? Did you say they were for my male friend? She was like, they're not going to fit you.

Why would you? I didn't want to seem silly. I just said they were for my mum. I would have said they were for Clint off the radio. But what got weirder was that she pulls out another pair, the same brand, and goes, how about cheeky, which is the same pair but with the lace as a lacer. Thanks for not getting me the lace.

Can I just say, does that mean Clint and your mum wear the same size G-string? Oh, I don't want to think about that. And how did you describe what your mum looked like or needed? No, I just said I wanted to end the conversation and I said they're for my mum. And then she goes, how about cheeky? Why would you be buying a G-Banger for your mum? Well, maybe my mum had an informal event. Let me run this by you.

She had the jumpers. Jumpers for an A&P show. I know that Ben was desperately trying to get out of having to buy a G-string today. Right. Because this is the jobs we give our producers. We go, we need this for the day. Can you guys go and sort it out? Yeah.

And so I'm messaging this morning about the G-string I needed. This is a message from Ben. Hey Clint, do you just want to borrow one of Brit's G-strings? Ben! It was Brit's suggestion. It was Brit's idea! She has one that

she's not worn. They're these two brand new ones. He sends me through a selection of Brit's G-strings. Lovely looking G-strings. They're these two brand new ones. He sends me through a selection of Ritz G-strings. Lovely looking G-strings. They would look lovely on Clem. That's what I thought. Yeah, and then that's fine. My question is, if I had worn that, if I'd worn that, would she have wanted it back?

No. No, no, no. She didn't want that. She's like, I think they were the, yeah, I don't know. Did she not want that? Is she going to gift me a G-string? If you want, for Christmas. She asked today, did he wear it?

So I asked ben to i would have one as a backup if i was you and he offered me which one the black black too yeah yeah okay um anastasia i want to be environmentally conscious here and also um fiscally responsible that g-string that you bought today yeah do you want it uh it won't fit me i'm sorry what if you tie the sides? I would rather wear anything else. We can donate it to the Salvation Army. No. No, that's a bad idea.

That's a really bad idea. No. Yeah, actually, what do we do? We don't seem very environmentally... No, no, I'm just kidding. Some things are single use. I don't give a shit. It's going in the bin.

It is in the bin. You know, it's like the... It's in the bin. It's like, you know, I'm all for saving. Or you wear it home. I'm all for saving the environment. But when it comes to something like this or like the family cloth where you have to reuse toilet paper, get fucked. We'll get you over the line with that.

Get fucked. Something else actually happened. No, it won't. It will not. Something else happened to those, that underwear before. Oh, this is horrific. You don't know about this because we couldn't tell you because the G-string was a surprise.

It was so bad. So I got here before you today to work. I'll post the video on the Facebook group. And I went and heated up my lunch, and I'm walking around the corner. What was your lunch? No, wait. Wait, okay?

You've done your damage. I'll tell the story. Okay. I'm walking around the corner, and Anastasia's like, oh, I'll do a classic scare cam on him. And so she's waiting around the corner with a G-string, pulled like a slingshot, and as I come around the corner,

she goes, G-string! And she shoots it at me, just as I was taking a mouthful of salmon pasta. The salmon pasta explodes all over me, and all over the floor. There's a distinct smell of fish out there now. The worst bit was a huge globule of salmon ends up in the fanny part of the G-string. Like the whole fanny part was... A creamy salmon.

What are the odds that a fishy salmon Would end up in the crotch So I said to Anastasia Who's an equal bouts of laughter And also apology She's like I'm really sorry But this is also very funny Also

That's punishment for having fish in the office Heating up in the microwave That shit stunk It did not I just don't like salmon. She's got a point. I sent her to wash the g-string. I said, this is not my job.

You do this. I sent her to wash the g-string. Oh, you didn't wash it in the sink. So she washed it in the sink. So this afternoon for brie string, which I may or may not be wearing a g-string. I don't want to give anything away. I had to put on a damp g-string. Yeah.

And it smelled like fish. That is commitment to the cause. But the video is hilarious. Also, I have great aim, so... The G-string slingshot video. Yeah, I was going to say. She set up a camera for the scare cam. I just put my iPhone there.

It's all Ben's fault. You have been hanging out with me for too long over the last week, I tell you. That's true. I said to Ben, I was like, can you tell me when he's coming? But I didn't know he had a plate full of salmon. I didn't even see it. Did I say Ben's the worst liar, by the way? I know he's the worst liar.

As I came around the corner in the office, he was sitting at his desk. And I was like, hey, Ben. And he got up and he looked at the ground and just walked away real fast. He was walking quite quickly. And I was like, all right like alright well something's up with him but he was going to give Anastasia the heads up when I was coming and then he starts walking

real fast past you I'll ignore him for a bit he's like that to me most days yeah true well you can never tell with Ben yeah that's pretty normal for Ben actually

well watch out one day he'll whip a load of salmon and a g-string into your face you're an idiot does anybody want the g-string of salmon and a g-string into your face. You're an idiot. Does anybody want the g-string? Am I the idiot? No one wants your dirty butthole wiped on your freaking piece of cloth g-string. Does anyone listening to the podcast right now want my g-string?

Can it be signed? That's a whole different story. It can't be signed. It's black. No, white pen. Oh. You don't want to put a white pen on black white stuff in undies that looks off oh that's another come on eileen situation yeah um right well then

the juice ring goes in the bin actually you know what okay good hold on 24 hours we could frame it and then put a plaque on the bottom That poor frame Actually Alright Hello everyone Podcast listeners Producer Anastasia here I'll post in the podcast group Brinklet Podcast Family

If you're not already joining it But if anyone wants it Comment on the video If anyone wants it I feel uncomfortable That we're giving away A used G-string That's been in Smith's butthole

It is used Okay well It's too late. This feels like a storyline from Orange is the New Black. That's what it is. That's what you're offering. I didn't think about that. Anastasia's the madam and she's trying to sell

dirty underwear. Stop trying to sell dirty underwear. I'll leave the g-string in the bin. The bin doesn't get emptied unless I empty it. Stop trying to sell dirty underwear. I'll leave the g-string in the bin. Okay, I'll leave the g-string in the bin. Okay. The bin doesn't get emptied unless I empty it. How about you leave it on the desk for Fletch for tomorrow's show?

He doesn't need that in his life. No, he would not be impressed. He's been through enough. But funny, I'll leave it on Vaughn's. You won't. I dare you. I dare you to leave that g-stringstring No, because it's not a good look I would if I hadn't worn the G-string

But it's too much of a health and safety thing If I could leave a clean G-string there If we had a second And we could send them the video of me wearing the G-string And I could leave a second G-string there I'm not saying leave it on the microphone But leave it Like where he'll walk in

and he'll look at it and go, what the fuck is that? Maybe down the bottom where his feet might touch. What is that? Content, content. Hidden camera stuff. I'm all over it. Definitely don't leave it near Megan

because she's pregnant and would probably vomit. She'd get food poisoning. Yeah, she'd probably vomit. Okay, well, a lot of g-string content coming up in the show. Actually, not that much, just one break. It's quite later on. It's quite later on, yeah.

So just forget everything you've heard here, so the rest of it can be a surprise to you. Nice, that's a really good idea. Yeah, good idea. All right, take us out, fishy boy. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Bree and Quentin? Bree and Clinton are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 That's devastating news, did you hear that? No, what? I had big plans next year to go and climb Mount Everest And now that it's one metre taller, it's thrown my whole training off.

Can't do it. It's too much. Can't do it. I'm going to have to rethink this whole thing. Fair enough. I was going to climb it. Imagine getting all the way up there. I was going to do it.

Imagine getting all the way up there and then realising there was a metre to go. You'd be like, I'm not ready for this. It's just too far. I'll have to go down, have a rest, and have a crack at it tomorrow. I don't know if that's how it works when you're up there. Nah, get my stuff together. I wasn't ready for this because you can't go all out and then just figure it out.

How has it grown a metre? Tectonic plate? I don't know. I like how you had a crack at it, though. Yeah. Even though you have no idea. You're like, oh, I'll have a crack at this. Most mountains are shrinking because of erosion.

I was going to say, is it something to do with the polar ice caps? Maybe it froze a bit. Maybe the water. Yeah. Like, because it's melted. Yeah. Has pushed it up underneath. Yeah.

Like, maybe mountains are the opposite of wangers and instead of shrinking when it's cold, they grow. Well, that'd be a good trick to have. I'd get one of those ice baths that Logan Dodds has got if that was the case and I'd be in it every day. Has he got an ice bath? Don't people just jump in

wheelie bins? Nah, he's got a freezer. A freezer? He sits in a freezer, yeah. Him and Art Green, both, they have a chest freezer and they fill it with water and they turn the chest freezer on and they hop in an ice, I can't think of anything worse to be honest, but they swear by it. The only time I've

ever done ice baths was like on sporting trips and I remember this one year, we were so strapped for cash, we had to do ice baths in the hotel bath and then you go into the shower for the hot. Oh, yeah. And then back into the bath and then one of the girls weed in the shower. Well, better than weeing in the ice bath, to be fair.

Yeah, well, how do we know she didn't wee in there too? True. We don't know. Be like a... Snow cone. Pineapple snow cone. Like a big lime flavoured slushie. Lime flavoured?

What colour is your wee? Depends how many waters I've had. Is it green? Yellow-ish. Clear. It's clear. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Bree and Clint here. We're looking particularly festive

because our Christmas present has arrived from Bree's mum. I got a T-shirt with... I think it's Will Ferrell on it. Oh my God, you don't deserve that t-shirt. Why not? He's dressed as an elf. It's from the movie Elf. I haven't seen it.

No, I knew you hadn't seen it. And Brie has Chevy Chase on hers. From Griswold's Family Christmas. That's it. I love this t-shirt. Yeah, it's great. Today on the show, your chance to claim a Christmas present from under the

subway Christmas cookie Christmas tree. At 5 o'clock, you're going to call us and have a go at that. Plus, she's a big day today. We are going for back to back to back 100% records in our G-string guessing game, Bree-string.

I don't think it can be done. That's what you said last week. No, but I feel like we've used up all our luck. Then that's fine. This will be the last one. I've said that the minute this feature goes backwards. Imagine if the feature lasted. Imagine if the feature goes backwards and then it's over. Till the end of the year. That'd be good. So if

we get full 100% today. I'll buy you a G-string. No, I don't want one. Thank you. And next week, does that mean it comes back for 2021? Yeah, it does. Yeah. We will put, so long as there's forward momentum, we'll keep playing. Okay.

Okay? We saw losers. So the minute we fail, we quit. We give up. Yeah, yeah. And that is a good message in life. Next on the show, we want to talk about an old person. Are they old?

This person who got the tattoo? No, they're not. I mean, I think it's later in life for them to get a tattoo, yes. Right. But are they old? I'm not going to say they're old, no. If they slid in your DMs, they're like, hey. I would be like.

You're old. Too old for me. It's around my mum's age, so I'm not going to say it's old. Oh, not old at all? Yeah, see? Now we're good. We'll talk about that person after topic and breaking me on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Did you wait a little while till you got a tattoo? Because there is a famous pop star who has come out today revealing she, at the ripe age of 62, has gotten a tattoo. It's Madonna. I would have thought Madonna had tattoos. That's what I would have thought.

Right? She's lived a wild life. She's been on the scene for ages. I would have thought at least maybe on a drunken night in Vegas she would have got a tattoo. But no, she's waited. What did she get? I don't know. She's been touched for the scene for ages. I would have thought at least maybe on a drunken night in Vegas she would have got a tattoo. But no, she's waited. What did she get? No, she's been touched for the very first time by a tattoo gun.

Yeah. And she got her kids' initials L-R-D-M-S-E-A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P. No, okay. She got L-R-D-M-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P. No, okay. She got L-R-D-M-S-E. Right. For all of her kids. How many kids? Hang on, how many kids she got?

She's got Lords, Rocco, David, Mercy, and her eight-year-old twins. Does she? Yeah. Has she got eight-year-old? Oh, does she adopt? So she's adopted four. Oh, right. And then, yeah.

Oh, good for her. Wow, that's cool. It's quite a cool tattoo. I like it. I, right. And then, yeah. Oh, good for her. Wow, that's cool. It's quite a cool tattoo. I like it. I'm not a tattoo person. I've never had a tattoo, but I think if I was going to get one, it would need to be kid-based. Like it would need to be to do with my kids.

Yeah, but what if you end up not liking them? No, that's the thing. That's the thing. The kids are permanent. There's nothing else in my life I can imagine liking for the rest of my life. Because it jinx you. You know when you get a tattoo with your partner, you end up breaking up. Well, this is it.

I would get one of my partner, but she would hate it. Yeah, she wouldn't like it. She'd be like, oh, yuck. I'm so not attracted to you anymore. She'd be like, well, I'm definitely not getting one for you. That's what I can imagine her saying. I'd get Lucy just above my tailbone there. She'd hate it.

Absolutely. I've got a couple of tattoos. I get Lucy just above my tailbone there. She'd hate it. Absolutely. I've got a couple of tattoos. I'm not going to say I love them. But, you know, they're memories. You've got a Taylor Swift one? It's not a Taylor Swift tattoo. You did. You got the Taylor Swift 13.

No, I had it before she even was around. Oh, right. Taylor Swift copied you. Yeah, she did. In the New South Wales Waratah. No. For supporting the Blues. It is a lotus.

For supporting the New South Wales rugby league team. Blues. For supporting the Blues. It is a lotus. For supporting the New South Wales rugby league team. Yes, I love the Blues. Blues, Blues, Blues, Blues. Yeah, go Blues. And you've got that dolphin jumping over your belly button tattoo. No, I've got the Southern Cross as a trance stamp. Yeah.

That's my favourite one. You've got an arrow pointing down on your navel. And then I've got an anchor and then I've also got a little guy pushing a lawnmower just above my underwear line. Yeah, we know where, we know where, we know where. So you've got quite a few tattoos. Yeah, I've got a few. You're inked, as they say in the business.

No, I actually don't. I've got two, that's it. But I wonder if people out there listening have a stack of them. Ben's got quite a few. No, he's got two. Have you got two? Oh, right. Says the guy without tattoos.

Yeah, well, two is quite a lot to me. Ben's got a heap of them. Two to me says that you've got the bug. You've got it once, you're like, oh, got to get it again. Anastasia, do you have any? I don't. Have you ever thought of getting any? I'm going to get one matching with my sister someday.

Oh, that's cute. I can't remember liking anything that I bought or wore a year or two ago. Again though, what if you end up not liking your sisters? Oh, well, that already kind of happens most days. You guys will get a horse. It's risky. You will.

You'll get a horse or a horseshoe. That would be cute. Oh, get a horseshoe. No, no, we're getting the TAB logo because that's what our dad calls us. Thomasina, Anastasia and Beatrix. That's our names. That's not to be cute. Oh, get a horseshoe. No, no, we're getting the TAB logo because that's what our dad calls us, Thomasina Anastasia and Beatrix. That's our names. That's not a good logo. And that's horse-based as well, so perfect.

Oh, yeah, okay, cool. We want to know from you guys this afternoon, how many tattoos do you have? Is your whole body covered? Have you lost count? Because usually a lot of people lose count. Yeah. You can text us on 9696 or call us 0800DIALZM.

How many tattoos have you got on your body? Where was the most painful one that you got? Do you regret any of them as well? Yeah. Bree and Clint. How many tattoos do you have on your canvas that is your boday? We're looking for a heap of tattoos this afternoon as Madonna has gotten her first tattoo at 62. She got

her kids' initials on her wrist. Looks quite good, I think. I quite like the font. It's nice. I really like it. Yeah, it looks cool. In fact, I might get it too. I think that's the perfect kind of tattoo for me. Not Madonna's kids' initials, obviously. No, you know what you should get? You should get bigger areolas tattooed because your nipples are so small. Yeah, true, cosmetic tattoo.

That would be perfect. Let's start off with Erica. Hi, Erica. How many tattoos have you got? Only one, but I'm not very happy with it. Oh, why not? Oh, well, I was very young when I got one, and I love wild animals, so I thought I'll get a cheetah tattooed on my breast.

Oh, no. Oh, Erica. What happened? Yeah, now it's turned into a giraffe. Oh, that's very good. That's very good, Erica. You win hauler of the week for me. That was bloody good.

I don't even know if that's a real story. No, that's a true story. Courtney, hello. Hi, Court. Hi. Do you have some actual real tattoos, Courtney? Yeah, I do. I've got a full leg, a full arm, my back,

a couple of like sticker ones on my other arm. Me and my husband have got a matching quote across our size and I've got his name under my boob. Wow. You've got his name under your boob? Yeah. He's got my name on him too. Under his boob? Yeah.

Wow. Not like, yeah. What was the one that was the most painful? Probably like Around inside my thigh At the top Oh yeah Oh right All the sensitive zone

Yeah Yeah What did you get there? Did you get a big arrow? No I've got like Head north A Buddha And

Oh yeah A tiger But it's all matching And I got My first one I got it covered up I've got like a few different things, like a Buddha and a tiger and things like that, but it's all matching. My first one, I got it covered up, so that's why it kind of led to... What did you get covered up? I thought it was quite cool and I had a few drinks one night and I went and got a devil on my back that said horny devil.

Good idea getting it covered up. I had a pair of satin boxer shorts In the 2000s that said that Yeah I don't have those anymore either Courtney can I ask one more question I just want one more question to ask her Do you have

You said you've got the full leg Full arm Is it the same side Or opposite No I've got the opposite side Oh that's cool I like that Okay Teagan's here too

Hi Teagan G'day Teags Hi You've got heaps of tattoos Yeah I stopped counting at 15 Whoa Oh, that's cool. I like that. Okay, Teagan's here too. Hi, Teagan. G'day, Teags. Hi. You've got heaps of tattoos. Yeah, I stopped counting at 15. Whoa. I've got one sleeve and I've started on the other one and I've got them along the front of both sides to my knees

and then I've got them going up my side from my knees to under my armpits. Do you regret any of them? Or are any like, oh, I wish I didn't get that? Probably the only one I regret is actually a love heart on my finger. Oh, you regret any of them? Or any of you are like, oh, I wish I didn't get that? Probably the only one I regret is actually a love heart on my finger. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? That's a small one to regret.

You could get that removed. What's the, is there a theme like for your sleeves or just a bit of everything? Most of my work is mandalas. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cool. I like those tattoos.

So, so many fine lines and so much work. How much money do you think you've spent on your tattoos so far? Last time I counted, I stopped counting when I got to four grand.

Oh, yeah, that's not too bad. Wait, is that like one arm? No, no, that's adding it up. I think, like, one of my thigh pieces

was like 900 bucks, so. Yeah. But you're going to have it forever, so, one of my five pieces was like $900. Yeah. But you're going to have it forever, so you know. Cost per wear is pretty good. Exactly. There you go. Cheaper than a house, so.

Yeah, right. All right, well, I'm convinced. I'll head out and get my first tattoo maybe this weekend. Perfect. Does it feel the same? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, people are very confused as to the way Nigella Lawson says the word microwave. Yes, look, I know this is a trending story around the world.

So if you're just hearing it for the first time, you might be like, how is that a story? Microwave? Nigella Lawson, she's of course course, a world-famous chef. Can we have audio? I need people. There's no way you can even describe the way that she's pronouncing this word, but it is trending. Have a listen to this.

Here is Nigella Lawson, a international celebrity chef pronouncing microwave. But I still need a bit of milk, full fat, which I've warmed in the microwave. She's joking. It's like when people say Le Zagni. Is she? Yeah.

Or is that how fancy people say it? Because microwave, I think it has French origins. And maybe because she's been to culinary school, they taught her how to say micro-wave correct. Is that where it was invented? I don't know. I think it was invented in America, wasn't it? Can we listen to it again?

Yeah. But I still need a bit of milk, full fat, which I've warmed in the micro-wave. She's taking the piss. Can I say? It was invented in Holland. Can I? Oh, there you go.

Oh, no. No, you don't know? That is the Dutch oven. Oh, good. Okay, that is the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy, bringing us the big stories today, thanks to Liquid Subservice Laundromat.

You can check out their website for a location near you. Or if you can't, just bang your clothes in the micro, Wave. Good as gold. Bree and Clint. I love when you have realisations. And I was watching this thing on Facebook and I had this massive realisation about all these new songs that we listen to today are just samples of old songs. Oh, yeah.

Like a lot of them. And you don't realise how many and what I'm talking about is when artists will pay to use a piece of an older song in their new song and it's called a sample. Makes the song more familiar straight away. Yeah, and people, it's catchy. Sometimes you don't know why. You're like, oh, I love this.

I don't know why, but I love this. It's so catchy and you feel like it's, you know, you remember it from somewhere and there's a reason for that. What about the massive hit Old Town Road? Yee-haw! Listen to this front part of Old Town Road. Yeah. You know it as Old Town Road, Little Nas.

Yes. Little Nas X. But do you recall this song from Nine Inch Nails. To be honest, I've never listened to much Nine Inch Nails, but I can hear it. It's exactly the same. It's a sample from this song. Yeah, right. Oh, who knew? Yeah.

Let's do some more. Okay. What about the song Hung Up by Madonna? Oh, yeah, I know this one, yeah. Sampled a very famous song from ABBA. Yep, this is a different song. Gimme, gimme, gimme. No wonder it sounds familiar.

Yeah, she just sped it up a bit. Yeah, I know that one. But not just Madonna's done it. What about J-Lo and Pitbull? Is that J-Lo and Pitbull? Yeah. Feel This Moment, J-Lo and Pitbull. Oh, yeah, cool.

And, of course, they sampled this web track. This is Aha, Take On Me. I mean Aha, Take On Me. Same song, same sample. This is the song that someone did that won our Crushish Friday-oke. Yeah, it is too. Britney Spears has also done it with her song Toxic. Not a super recognisable song.

Actually, not a recognisable song at all. But see if you can notice the similarities in this song. People are saying that they reckon she sampled that song. Whoa. Is that a Bollywood song? Did she actually sample or did she just straight up steal it? Maybe stole it. Yeah, right.

But people are saying that they reckon she did. This is probably the most buzzy one to me. And it's this massive hit from last year from Ariana Grande, Break Up With Your Girlfriend. Now listen to this old track from NSYNC. Go one more time. Oh, yeah. It's the same lyrics.

Yeah. Did she ask for that one or does she steal that one? No, I think she might have asked for it. Yeah, right. I'm assuming. Which is really weird because I found out today that our show, the Brian Clint Show, is an old sample of Jason Peejo. Brian Clint.

Story out today about a co-CEO of a European e-commerce business. His name's Ruben Ritter, and he has written in a statement that he will leave his job two years earlier than his contract is scheduled so his wife's job can take priority. Whoa, that's cool. Yeah. What does she do for a job? You know what?

The article doesn't say. Right, okay. But he has come out and said that, yeah, they have made the decision as a couple that he would leave his job so he could be at home and spend time with their growing family while she went out and continued her career. Because straight away my mind goes, damn, if he's a CEO and he's willing to quit his job so she can work,

she must be earning mega. But it's not necessarily the case. Maybe she just really wants to work and he really wants to spend time with the kids. Yeah, maybe it is that way. But pretty cool that, yeah, they're, I don't know. I find that's pretty unusual these days yeah there's a lot yeah yeah it is it still is quite unusual for that to happen like you don't hear

all that often like i wonder how old their kids are um that would be quite interesting because they obviously i'm pretty sure they have a few kids um and i wonder how that conversation went about like what was the reason? Like was it because she earns more money or was it because she wanted to keep working and he's like, I want to be a stay-at-home dad, which is awesome. Or maybe he hated his job. And he was like, please, please can I have a turn being the stay-at-home one?

Yeah. Not that staying at home is easy, but he maybe just went, I just need to get out of this job. Yeah, because he's also commented on how much he loved working there and how... Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, so he has come out and said how it was a gift, this is from him, gift and a privilege

to have been a part of this company. It's so complex when there's kids involved because it's so helpful if someone can stay home but it's not often the case as well. Like quite often both parents still have to work. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then you're both wracked with guilt about the fact

that neither of you are there with the kid. And it's just the reality. And the kids are having a great time at daycare. They don't care. Yeah, it's amazing. Like, you know, if one of the parents has the opportunity to stay at home, like my mum was a stay-at-home mum most of our upbringing, but that meant we did not see my

dad hardly ever yeah like i've never met a more hard-working person than my dad he used to have two days off a year so we could have our mum at home you're still waiting to meet him yeah still waiting and like we and we didn't have much we had nothing but i'm so grateful that they made the decision that we had a like a mom at home even though we didn't have hardly anything growing up i would rather you know like that was pretty amazing to have mom at home all the time oh yeah and we're i'm so privileged in our um family that lucy can stay home with my daughter toey Toey, sorry, excuse me, because not everyone gets to do it. Just yours. Did Lucy jump on board later?

My kid, you look after her. She jumped on board later at a later date. I want to talk to some people who, you know, who have this situation at home. Maybe, or maybe it's just a situation where you are in a relationship with someone and you had to give up a job because they got a job somewhere else, like overseas or in a different part of the country. Yeah, quite often kids have got nothing to do with that. Yeah, it might have nothing to do with kids.

You see lots of All Blacks who go, okay, my New Zealand rugby career is over. I'm ready to go and play overseas. And they've got a partner and their partner goes, okay, cool, I'll go with you. Because they have to go, well, they want to go as a couple and I go, but you would have had hopes and dreams and career aspirations here too. It's pretty amazing to see, you know, what some people give up

for another person because they love them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. 0800 dial ZM. Have you or has your partner given up their dream job or a career or their job so you could live out yours? Yeah. It'd be fascinating to know.

Yeah. And was it like, did you have to like bargain with each other? Was there a fight about it? Was there a fight about it? Was it like, oh, I earn more money. Was it really obvious? You're like, well, obviously your job. My job's cooler than yours.

If we focus on your job, we'll be millionaires. Maybe it was as clean cut as that. Maybe, yeah. 0800 dials at M, or you can text us on 9696. Did you or your partner give up their job so you could live out yours? Bree and Clint. Did you give up your job so your partner could live out what they wanted to do? Live their dream.

Yeah, maybe you gave up your job in a place because they wanted to move to Tauranga and get a different job. Yeah. Maybe they got their dream job in Tauranga. I want to move to Tauranga. Yeah, so do I, the Mount, yeah. And you had to be like, okay, well, I'll quit my job here and come with you because I love you.

You've got the vision, you've got the dream, let's go. Yeah. I'll find something else. I'll find a new job. God, that's real love, isn't it? That is real love. To me. I don't know what's coming, but whatever it is, we'll face it together.

I feel like this happens a lot when you work in radio because I've moved probably six or seven times in my radio career. Yeah. And it's really hard when you have to tell your partner, ah, so we're moving. Yeah, any transient job like that would be up sticks and go and they'd be like, but I just got my dream job. And it's really difficult sometimes.

A lot of couples would break up over it, actually. It does happen. They go, no, I'm not quitting my job, sorry. And it has happened to me before, which is awkward. We want to know, yeah, we want to know. If you're listening, that was awkward. We want to know, did you give up your job or did they give up their job so the other person could live their dream?

Hi, Nicole. Hi there. Which way did it go in your relationship? My husband, well, boyfriend at the time gave up his job to move to Canada for my dream job. Oh, that's a big move, isn't it? What was the job they gave up? He gave up being a gate automation sparky person. Oh, yeah? And what was your job in Canada? Yeah, what was the dream job? I was working with marine life and marine mammals at one of the main aquariums.

Yeah, you win. Yeah, the other person needs to quit whatever they're doing. No disrespect to his job. His job is transferable, right? He could do that job in Canada? Yeah, he could, but it was offered to me very quickly and we upped and moved in two weeks, so he had no visa. Whoa.

So he really gave up a lot. Was it the making of your relationship though? Have you guys stayed together? Yeah, well, yeah. So many years later we're now married with two kids, so yes, we definitely did. There you go. What a bloke. You're like, I know your job's important, but this job's got dolphins. Please, can we go? And he're like, I know your job's important, but this job's got dolphins.

Yeah. Please, can we go? And he was like, can I play with them? And you were like, okay. No, no, no, you're not a scientist. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Sarah, who was it that gave up their job so one of you two could live your dream job?

So my husband gave up his career of playing league in Australia to come back and basically live my dream, and six years later we're still going. Wait a minute. This is how you really evaluate if he's actually happy. Sarah's like, I've never asked him. Sarah, I've got to know, as a league girl myself, what team? He played in Sydney, the Chickeny Brewster thing. Chickeny Brewster.

The Chickeny Brewster thing. Chickeny Brewster? The Chickeny Brewster thing? I don't know. I went to one game and they were, I didn't know they swapped it. Wait, are you talking about the Sydney Brewsters? I think so. I'm not really one of those ones. It's a big league. But yeah, no, so we're still six years later.

We have a plus size clothing brand called Friday Flamingo, and we're doing it together. Love it. And we work every day, and we just love it. Did you say six years ago? Yeah, well, six years ago, we started working together. I don't want to add any fuel to the fire here, but in that six years. No, but we won't. No, but in that six years,

the Chickeny Rooster things won a couple of premierships. Don't tell him. Sonny Bill Williams was on the team for a bit. Yeah, they played together. Let's not talk about it. It makes it worse if we talk about it, guys. But, like, he's too old anyway. Yeah, he's past it.

Yeah, he's past it. For a week after one training. He was at the end of his career. It's more important. I'm changing women's Instagram feeds one dress at a time. I love that, Sarah. I love you, Sarah. You're very funny. Let's go to Terry. at a time. I love that, Sarah. I love you, Sarah. You're very funny.

Let's go to Terry. Hi, Terry. G'day, Tez. Hi. Tell us the story. What was it? Who gave up and what? Well, I run a family business in London,

and I gave that up twice. Well, I gave it up once to move to Sydney and then moved from Sydney to here for my wife. So she's quite heavy here. What's her job? CEO, entertainment type thing. You might know her, but I'm not going to say her now. Oh, come on.

Oh, famous. She's an entertainer? Not an entertainer, no. But she works in the entertainment industry. She's a television company, basically. Right. That's cool. Yeah, right.

That's very cool. Well, Terry, you've landed on your feet, mate, because then COVID hit and all of a sudden you're here in New Zealand and you could be stuck in lockdown in the UK. Fabulous.

Yeah, I did stay here five years before COVID, so it was, you know, it was a long haul. is your wife Kiwi or is she from the UK as well?

No, she's Australian. We met in London. Yeah, right. God, you guys have been all over. Yeah,

right. Yeah, and the kids were four and five when we went to Sydney, and now they're 15 and 16, 16 and 17. What are you guys up to for Christmas? No regrets, Terry? You happy as?

Oh, as a pig in muck. Yeah, nice. Absolutely love that, Terry. Good on you. Wait there, we need to find out who your wife is off the radio, okay? Bree and Clint. I'm just, you know, dog crazy at the moment. Always have been, actually. I'm just a massive animal person.

Always wanted a dog. Finally got one a couple of months ago. And any time... Bree's like an anamorph. She's actually half animal, half human. If I could pick an animal to be, I'd be a dog. They live a great life. Hopefully, most of the time. Not a cheetah? Anyway, no.

They get eaten by crocodiles. Not a hawk? Nah, not a hawk. It'd be a dog, I think. Or a cat. Dolphin. They live a good life too. Dolphins mate for pleasure. Nah, I'd probably end up eating a plastic bottle or something. True. But anytime I see What about one of those nice happy sea world dolphins?

Anytime I see something written on the internet about dogs, dogs i'm like i need to know what it is and there's an article that was talking about whether it's good or bad for you to have your dog sleep in your bed all right i i've never owned a dog but i just assumed they sleep in the bed anytime we've dog sat we let the dogs in the bed our dog whitney we are crate training her which it's not for everyone but it's just like provides them a safe space. That's where you get them ready for crate day? Yeah, exactly. She had a pretty good go of it

last weekend. You know, she's pretty solid on the tallies. She's up to one big bot. No, it's where you put her in like a crate. It is like a cage, but it's like a big cage where they can have their own space and put them to bed, so to speak. But we want her to sleep in the bed.

She just doesn't like it. Oh, right. She just moves all the time. She's a really light sleeper. But what do you think? Do you think it's good or bad? For who? The people or the dog?

For the people. Like a scientific study. Look, I've read things about cats where they say the amount of bacteria your cat has is disgusting and you should never let it anywhere near your bed but that's the best bit about having cats is them sleeping on your bed so when it comes to dogs uh i would say uh scientists are no fun let's say no They say it's wrong to have your dog sleep in the bed. Scientists have revealed that they believe it is very, very good to have dogs sleep in the bed with you, and it actually makes you sleep better.

Why? Because you feel protected? No. They say that dogs have similar sleeping patterns to humans. Yeah. So you can sleep quite well in a happy environment. You can cohabitate, yeah. Whereas they reckon cats, completely different. They reckon cats just sleep whenever they want.

They have a mind of their own and they reckon it actually hinders your sleep. Oh, yeah. My cat got up for some exercise at 3.30 this morning. Yeah, just whatever they want to do. Just a quick blat around the house. The study interviewed 962 people, and 55% said they shared the bed with at least one dog.

A total of 57% shared the bed with a human partner, so it's nearly the same. And 31% said they shared the bed with at least one cat. How cute is it when the dog snores? Oh, it's not cute if you're trying to sleep. No, but it's like, oh, you're like a big old man. You know what is the cutest thing? When a dog has a dream.

Oh, yeah. Have you ever seen a dog have a dream? They dream about running? No, dog, they'll make these weird noises where they're like, Your dog needs to sleep in your bed, because if you guys ever have a burglar break in Who's under 30 centimetres tall Oh she will just take it

Yeah yeah you're Good to go As they do Apple have launched a new thing today Will you want this? I'm trying to think if you'll want this They're doing their own headphones now So they already own Beats,

and then they've already got AirPods. They're doing actual headphones now. Oh, like big headphones? Like proper headphones. Oh, yeah. Wireless headphones. If they're good. They're called AirPods Max,

and they've got their own theme music too. Hang on, let's find out. Introducing AirPods Max. Oh, that is not nice sounding music. That's horrible music. So you're looking at them now. They look very, they look what Apple stuff looks like. They're very clean.

Yeah. The AirPods Max are noise cancelling wireless headphones in five colours, space grey, green, sky blue, pink, silver. The interesting bit is the price. This is how much the new headphones from Apple will cost. I'll tell you now that if you want to get yourself a pair of AirPods Max headphones, they are more expensive than a PlayStation 5.

They are more expensive than a brand new Xbox. The AirPods Max will arrive in New Zealand on December 15 and they can be yours for the low, low price of... $999. Yeah, jeez. Pretty expensive. $1,000 for a pair of wireless headphones. It just...

Oh, also, also, like the new iPhone as well, the wireless headphones will not come with the charger in the box for $1,000. So what do they come with? Just the headphones? Just the headphones and then you've got to have your own charger

to charge them up. They don't even, yeah. Oh, God. I feel like they're just making the prices up now. I feel like they're just going, all right, let's whack a new thing out. How much are Beats by Dre?

Someone make up a price. 500 bucks? I think the most expensive ones are like 500. Yeah, I think they're 500, 600. The thing is, though, people will buy them. They're $1,000, but some people will buy them, and they will wear them. And there will be, remember when AirPods were a flex?

This will be the biggest flex. Because if you're wearing them, they're like Beats by Dre because you'll know exactly what they are as soon as someone's wearing them. Yeah, they look like Apple headphones. Yeah, so anyway, Christmas is coming. And they'll be here on December 15th. Hey, you want a flex on someone's Christmas present?

That's too much money. That's way too much money. Get some from the markets. Go get some fake Beats. Yeah. Brie and Clint. You shall not Google. You're running out of intros, aren't you?

Yeah. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... Here we go. Our quest to find the fastest Googler in New Zealand. You take on the whole crew here at the Brian Clint Show. And wait, do we have a player that's coming back from last week?

Yeah. I like that. Nicole, hello. Hello. Correct me if I'm wrong, Nicole. You went quite well last week. Apparently. I was given another whirl.

Yeah, you told Nicole she had to come back and play again. Apparently. I was given another whirl. Yeah, you told Nicole she had to come back and play again. Well, I'm so glad she's back. Time to redeem yourself, Nicole. Are you ready? You know the rules. I know that you do. Yep, I'm ready.

And now are you on a phone still, Googling on a phone? Yes. Okay, that means the crew here, Clint, we're all Googling on phones. And Ben, we'll all be on phones. I will read out the question you will have to Google. First person to yell out the most common answer on Google, the first one that comes up, will take the point. So just yell out the answer when you know it.

Is everyone ready? Yes. Yes. Okay, question number one. What is on the inside of a golf ball? Start Googling. A golf ball is made up of a two-piece consisting of rubber, solid rubber core with durable thermoplastic cover.

That was the longest answer I've ever heard, but Anastasia, you've got it. I was just going to say rubber. You should have just yelled it. If you guys yelled rubber as she was talking, I would have given you the point. Rubber. Well, they didn't, did they?

Nicole? Come on, mate. That was a long answer. It was a long answer. That was a very... I feel like I should take a point. We're going to put a time limit on Interstages answers now. I feel like I should take a point off you for making us all sit through that.

Sorry, guys. Question number two. How many championships did Michael Jordan win? Seven. Clint's out. Eight. Ben is out. Six.

Anastasia's got it. And the worst part is that he said seven. I was like, I swear it's six because I recently watched the last dance. You've got to go for it in that case. Damn it. All right. Well, I still got it. Come on, Nicole.

You're still there. Come on. Here we Damn it. All right. Well, I still got it. I'm in. Come on, Nicole. You're still there. Come on. Here we go. Question number three. How old is Santa Claus? Start Googling. 1,750. Years old.

What did you say, Ben? I said 1,750. As in 1,750. I believe producer Ben got that just. Did he say the metric, though? He didn't say the measurement. I knew what he meant.

He didn't say how many years. Yeah, it could have been minutes. It could have been years. You're not allowed to play games on this show anymore. You're too competitive. All right, question. I'm out, by the way. Younger than I thought, by the way.

So is it between? It's between the, oh, no, actually I'm still in. No, you're still in. Okay, here we go. Question number four. How many carbs are in one boiled egg? 90.

Produce anesthesia. 1.1 grams. Grams. 0.8. 0.6 grams. I'm going to give it to Nicole because she was the closest. And it was 0.6. You'd already answered.

Her first answer was 0.8. So I'm giving it to Nicole. 0.6 carbs in a boiled egg. 0.6 grams. Of carbohydrate answer was 0.8, so I'm giving it to Nicole. 0.6 carbs in a boiled egg. 0.6 grams of carbohydrate in a boiled egg. Okay, one to Nicole, two to producer Anastasia, one to producer Ben. Clint, you are out of it now.

Okay, here we go. I'm still going to yell out if I know it though. Alright, question number whatever. What is the world record for women's high jump? Start Googling. 2.45. Ben's out.

I don't know. I'm just guessing. Come on, Nicole. Two points are in our own metres. Anastasia's got it. Oh, no. I feel bad. She ran back again.

You don't feel bad at all. What was the answer? Nicole, because you had to sit through that massively long golf question, we're giving you the fuel. And Anastasia, we're giving you the trophy of greatest Googler of the week. Yeah. Go on, do your victory speech. I would like to thank the person who invented Google and my friend, Bree and Clint.

Look, I guess we can agree that most high schools and primary schools have a dress code or a uniform kind of standards that students have to uphold to. I remember my high school, it was real strict. Couldn't wear this, had to have your button done up all the way, your skirt had to be, like, on this particular, you know, way and you had to iron stuff the school at the road from me um had a mufti day today and i couldn't figure it out i walked past the school

this morning and i was like oh my god the school's been overrun by vagrants but it's just like just i don't know like hooligans yeah yeah um well this story is quite interesting because it's about a 17-year-old boy from a Texas school who was suspended after he was wearing nail polish. Oh, interesting. Yeah, so the kid's name is Trevor. He is openly gay and he decided he would wear black nail polish with flames on it. Yeah. And he assumed he was allowed to as the girls at his school are allowed to black nail polish with flames on it. Yeah. And he assumed he was allowed to, as the girls at his school are allowed to wear nail polish.

Any nail polish they want? Any nail polish they want. Right. However, apparently the principal said that girls are allowed and boys are not allowed. What a ball breaker. And he was suspended. Yeah.

He was suspended. I look at these things and I go, I know there's got to be a uniform, there's got to be rules, but surely you've got to look at some of these things case by case. And who's he hurting by wearing some nail polish? No one. He's just expressing himself a little bit. That's what school uniform does sometimes.

Yeah, it takes the pressure off what you wear each day and it's kind of a great leveller in that sense, but it really takes away any sort of creative flair because some uniforms determine how you're allowed to wear your hair, like right down to that as well. Yeah, we had that at our school. And you couldn't have two piercings. You could only have one piercing.

He shouldn't have got suspended. That's ridiculous. He should not have got suspended for wearing nail polish. And I don't understand how he got suspended, but then the girls can wear it. Did he do his nail polish badly? Like, had he gone over the edges? Nah, Queen, it was amazing.

He was working it. Yeah, he actually looks really good. Which, yeah, I don't know. I just don't feel like that that's right. Do you reckon he would have got suspended if he was wearing makeup as well? Probably, right? Absolutely, I think so.

Or he would have got reprimand and been like, you're not allowed to wear makeup for these reasons or whatever. Stink thing to get suspended for. I guess good thing to get suspended. Because in the future when they look at your record and they go, oh, you got kicked out of school. Yeah, it's just because I wore nail polish. But it's not badass. It's not like yeah, I got kicked out of school because I

burnt down the science block. Yeah, I set a Bunsen burner to the roof. You know, something crazy. Yeah. Did you ever get suspended? I had a couple of things happen at my school. But no, no, no, there was a reason why. What?

No, you have to say it now or else you sound dodgy. I've been invited back to my high school to speak next week. Oh, so you can't talk about it now. I don't really want to bring it up right now. Yeah, good idea, good idea. Because like... People will assume, but good idea. I'm really excited to go back to my school and I don't want that opportunity to be taken away from me

by admitting to... You don't still go there. No, I know. They can't suspend you now. No, but they'll go, well, you're not the right person to come and speak. We heard on the radio that you did this. You're suspended years later.

Yeah, I know what you mean. But you still feel like that because, you know, that was your school? There might have been donuts done on the field in a car. Oh, yeah. But I wasn't driving. Oh, but then you're just an accessory. Yeah, I was guilty. I was guilty by association.

Guilty by association. Anyway, please let me come back to the school. What did you get in trouble for? I took the fire hose off the wall and sprayed a few kids. Yeah, right. Okay. You're not getting invited back. It was really high powered too.

Like I was shocked. One of them had nearly blew one of the kids' dresses off. You really feel like you've broken the law as a kid when you do these things too. You feel so bad. You're like, this is it, this is the end now I'm never going to make it. I'm never going to be anything. This is it for me but to make us feel better because I feel

like we're fine. I feel like that's not too bad. I want to know from people what did you get in trouble for at school? Like how bad was it? Did you get suspended? Will we take expelled stories? Why not expelled? Yeah.

What happened? Did your parents get a huge bill? Maybe you didn't get expelled or suspended, but your parents got a huge bill for the damage that you did. Oh, 800-DIALS-ZM, or you can text us on 9696. What did you get in trouble for at school? Bree and Clint. We want to know, what did you get in trouble for at school?

And, I mean, we'll take all the badass stories. And kids, don't do this. Oh yeah, that's a really good warning to put on this issue. If you're listening, this is what gets you suspended. This is a learning situation for you. Yeah, you'll never make anything of yourself if you do these things. But anyway, let's hear the stories. Hi, Georgia.

Hi, Georgia. Hi. Okay, so I was a really naughty kid. I went to a strict Catholic school and I decided that stealing was a cool thing. So I'd go into the girls' locker room and for like a few months, I'd pickpocket their pockets for money. And eventually I got caught, obviously, and I got in school suspended. I'm lucky I didn't get a criminal record for it. You were a pickpocket at your own school. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I was a pretty desperate kid, yeah. So you had to pickpocket someone and then sit next to them in maths in the next period. Oh, I had no idea who I was pickpocketing because they just leave their blazers in the changing room area to do sports. We shouldn't ask this question, Georgia, but were you good at it? Like were you – There was no one in the jacket. You don't have to were you good at it? Like, were you? There was no one in the jacket.

You don't have to be that good at it. Oh, right. They were just hanging there. Oh, right, right. I would never be able to deal with a person. Oh, I thought you were like Aladdin, like creeping behind people. She's not Will Smith from the movie Focus. Yeah, right.

You on the straight and narrow now, Georgia, or are you calling us from prison? Oh, no, obviously not. No, I'm on the straight and narrow now, Georgia, or are you calling us from prison? Oh, no, obviously not. No, I'm on the straight and narrow now. I'm a little angel now. Good girl. Well done. Nice work, Georgia. We're proud of you.

Someone texted through and they said, we lit fireworks in the common room fridge and put a couch on the roof on the last day of year 13. So they got away with it, apparently. Well, yeah. Wow. Wow. You put fireworks in the fridge? Don't do it. No, there's tomato sauce in there. That's a waste. Tim, hi. Welcome to the show. Tim, are you there?

Tim. Yeah, yeah. Hello. Sorry, got you now. Yeah, got you now. So my sister was a hairdresser and she dyed my hair blue when I was in high school my first year and I got to school the next day and the teacher sent me out and I went to the principal's office and I got expelled for having blue hair. Oh, no way. They kind of expelled you just for the blue hair. Did you like, did you fight back? What's the...

No, so I went into class first thing in the morning, took my hood off and the teacher said, get out of the class, go to the office. And the principal's like, this is not good enough, you're expelled. And long story short, we fought back after a long week of going in and out of school, and I went back to school, of course, because we argued the point that people have red hair and dread, and it doesn't affect someone's learning.

That sucks, man. I'm sorry you had to go through that. That is BS, Tim. I get when schools get to the end of their rope and they have to expel someone for repeated bad behaviour, but I don't understand how expelling someone straight away is going to help them learn anything. It doesn't help the kid at all.

And you sound like a top bloke. What colour is your hair right now? Mousy brown. Boring! Why don't you do an orange or something? Or like a top bloke. What colour is your hair right now? Mousy brown. Boring. Why don't you do an orange or something? Or like a pink? Nah, I'm over the years. Good stuff, Tim.

Thanks for calling the show, man. We appreciate it. You too. See you, Tim. Bree and Clint. Hey. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, we'll figure out what was the number one song on these three people's 16th birthdays, then we'll play the best one in full. Fiona's here. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fi.

Hi, how are you going? Good, mate. How are you? I'm good. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? It's 5th of October, 1983.

Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 5th of October. And back in the late 90s, this had the number one hit. A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by myself. Yes. A little bit of Rita's all I need. A couple of hits, Wonder, Lou Bega. Do you like it, Fiona?

Oh, debatable. Got played a lot. Yeah, it's a bit cheesy, eh? It is. Yeah, okay, wait there. Wait, is Fiona's name in that song? Oh. Is it?

That's a good question. Ben, can you Google if Fiona is part of Mamba No. 5? Yeah, what names are in that song? Michaela, hi. Hi, Michaela. Hi. Hi, welcome to Birthday Banger. Good.

I hear it's your birthday very soon. Yes, 12-12. You got a big day planned? I'm attending a wedding. Oh, rough. Yeah. Try and make the day about you. I'll try.

No. Yeah, no, I'm sure the bride would love that. Wear a white dress and be like, I need the attention. It's my birthday. All right, cool. So 12th of December, what year? 1992. All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 12th of December.

And around this time in 2008, this was number one. Live your life. You said it first and I picked five. Just live your life. Rihanna and T.I., Love Your Life. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good birthday banger, yeah. It is a good one.

Okay, wait there. Let's get one more on for Gabby. Hi, Gabby. G'day, Gabby. Hi. Hi. How are you doing? I'm not bad.

That's good, Gabby. What's your birthday? Fourth of March, 94. Right, you were 16 in 2010 on the 4th of March. And in 2010, this had a number one hit. Katy Perry and Timbaland? Timbaland, yeah. Yeah.

Do you like it, Gabby? Not too bad. Not too bad. Not too bad. I saw Katy Perry flashed her Spanx on Instagram for the first time since having a baby. Yeah, control top peonies. It was hilarious, actually. Yeah.

Because she walks down and she's all sexy and then she's like, Whoa, Spanx! I want a pair. No, you don't. I do. I want a pair. No, you don't want a pair of Spanx. I want some minks.

I'm telling you, Spanx have nearly caused me to have... Are they not comfortable? Because they look sox. I want some Menks. I'm telling you, Spanx have nearly caused me to have... Are they not comfortable? Because they look so comfortable. They're anything but comfortable. Really? Imagine shoving a turkey into a sock. Yeah. Well, the turkey would feel nice and secure.

No, imagine after a while all the elastic of the sock cutting into every part of the turkey. You know when you wrap up a piece of Menks? We need to get you some skims. You've got piece of meat? We need to get you some skims. You've got the cheap stuff. We need to get you some skims. That is what Spanx are like. Who's going to win?

Mumbo No. 5? I think we said it was cheesy. I think it's Mumbo No. 5. I don't know. It's very cheesy. What about that? Ben, is Fiona in Mumbo No. 5? Did we figure it out?

Nah, it's not. I did make an edit so you could do it yourself, but she's not in it. Sandra's in it. I know the name Sandra's in it. What's another name? Rita. Monica. Yeah, that's in it.

Jessica. Yes, that's in it. Nahaka. No. Karen. No, but Mary. Mary. The other one is Mary, yeah.

That's close. Jacinda. I feel like I want The other one is Mary, yeah. Oh, that's close. Jacinda. I feel like I want Live Your Life, T.I. Do you? Okay, cool, because I don't really want to play that T.I. song, so that's good. Oh, you don't? Nah, I was just looking for the weirdest one, I think. Michaela, you won birthday banger.

Well done. Yay. Here we go. Oh, I'm still here. Brian Clint, set him. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

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I needed to play it again. It's almost Christmas, everyone. Give us a break. Ain't got no time for no headdress, just live your life Ain't no time to worry the big guy, just live your life Cause I'm a babe by J's side, just living my life Never mind what haters say, ignore them till they fade away Amazing they are great, but after all the game I gave away Safe to say I paid the way for you cats to get paid today It'd still be wasting days away now had I never saved the day.

Consider them my protege, how much I think they should pay? Instead of being gracious, they violate in a major way. I never build my haters, still I love them in a crazy way. Some say they sold the yay and know they couldn't get work on Labor Day. It ain't that black and white, it has an area that's shaded gray. I'm Westside anyway, even if I left today and stayed away. Some move away to make a way Not move away cause they afraid

I'm brought back to the hood And all you ever did was take away I pray for patience But they make me wanna melt they face away Like I once made them spray Now I can make them put the K's away Been thugging all my life I can't say I don't deserve to take a break

You'd rather see me catch a case And watch my future fade away It's gonna be a shot of love That's what, that's far And then you'll see You're gonna go far Cause everyone knows That you and your uncle

So live your life You stay the test and I bet But I just live my life Ain't got no time for no answer I just live your life Oh, ayy, ayy, ayy No telling where to take you, just live your life Oh, ayy, ayy, ayy

Cause I'm a big buck, just live my life My life, my life, my life Just live my life, my life, my life, my life, my life, my life, my life, my life. Let everybody watch what I do. Come look in my shoes and see the way I'm living if you really want to. Got my mind and my money and I'm not going away. So keep on getting your paper and keep on climbing. Look in the mirror and keep on shining

Till the game end, till the clock stop We gon' post up on the top spot Livin' the life, the life In the brand new city, got my whole team with me The life, the life I do what I wanna do So live your life You stay the test and I beg for it I do what I wanna do So live your life Hey, hey

You stay the test and I pick But I just live your life Oh, hey Ain't got no time for no red dots Just live your life Hey, hey No telling where to pick I just live your life

Oh, hey Cause I'm a bit by chance So I just live my life My life I should have played Mumbo No. 5. This is a banger. Yeah, no, I do like this like this song yeah we can play it now it's already on i wasn't that's not it's already on you wanted to look we've got something here we go brie and clint uh welcome everybody to the fifth edition of brie string welcome to cheese room cheese room cheese room i hear you you're saying what the hell is Bree String? It's the game where Bree guesses whether you're wearing a G-string or not.

Why is there haunted music? Because it's mystical. You have to look and... G-string psychic. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that was the... Yeah. Bree believes she can tell whether you're wearing a G-string without looking.

Yep, just by talking to the person. One question, that's it. She's sitting on a 100% strike record on this game at the moment, back-to-back 100%. Okay. I like to apply a pressure cooker situation, and I said, if you ever go backwards, the game is cancelled. Okay?

Right. There are no off days in Bree-string. Okay? I don't feel confident today. The game is stupid enough as it is. We don't need to have an off day. Yeah, that's fair enough. We are playing for another 100% record

and the first person up to play Bree String is Bex. Hi Bex. G'day Bex. Hiya. Hi. Now I get one question don't I? One question, yes. Okay, Bex, what type of underwear are you wearing? No, you don't get to ask that question. Well, no one mentioned that I didn't get to ask that. Okay, Bex.

Do you preferably like to wear high-waisted jeans, mid-rise or low-rise? Mid-rise. I feel like mid-rise would not work well with a G-string. So you're going to say... Because I wear mid-rise. Right. So you feel no G-string? Yeah, I'm going to lock it in.

No G-string. Bex, are you not wearing a G-string? I'm not wearing a G-string. Yes. One under the belt. Excuse the pun. Thank you, Bex. Mitchell, hi. Hi, Mitchell. Yes. One under the belt. Excuse the pun. Thank you, Bex. Mitchell, hi. Hi, Mitchell. Hello.

Mitchell, Mitchell, Mitchell. This should be easy, right? This should be easy. you never know. Mitchell, do you work out your glutes at the gym?

I don't go to the gym. Ooh. Nah, no G-string. Mitchell, are you not wearing a G-string? You are correct. Oh, God. God, Mitchell, that was good suspense. That was great suspense.

You should work in radio. Okay, let's go to Aaliyah. Hi, Aaliyah. Hi, Aal great suspense. You should work in radio. Okay, let's go to Aaliyah. Hi, Aaliyah. Hi, Aaliyah. Hi. One question from Bree. Okay. Aaliyah.

Yeah. What do you generally wear to bed? Nothing. Ooh. Ooh. Just going to throw a spanner in the works. I don't know. You need this.

Okay, you need this to keep the game going. Okay, wait. So she wears nothing. My partner, most of the time, wears nothing. Nice. Well, that's actually not true. She always wears that. She's a G-string wearer.

I'm going to say she's not a G-string wearer again. Aaliyah, are you a non-G-string wearer? Oh, this is wrong. It's wrong. Wait, wait. I don't wear them. You don't wear them. We're on track. We're on track.

Oh, I thought I'd stuffed it. Thank you, Aaliyah. You've got two to go, okay? You're on 100%. There are two left to go. You just have to get two more correct. Let's go to Kat. Oh, I thought I'd stuffed it. Thank you, Aaliyah. You've got two to go, okay? You're on 100%. There are two left to go. You just have to get two more correct. Let's go to Kat. Hi, Kat.

Hi, Kat. Hey. Hi, guys. I need a good question. I'm really floundering. I need a good question here. Okay, I've got a good question. Kat, what brand of bra and undies do you generally have?

Bend on bra, Bonds undie. She's not a G-string wearer. Is that correct, Kat? Yeah, I don't wear them. Thank you, Kat. Thank you. We're so close. I knew it.

We are so close. Okay, one more, and you've done it again, 100% strike record, which means that you will have gone 15 correct guesses in a row. To add a curveball, the final contestant in Bree String this week is me. It's you. It's me. I will be the final person in Bree String this week.

And as per the rules, you will have one question. This is a real spanner in the works, isn't it? But if you can do it, you can have one question. This is a real spanner in the works, isn't it? But if you can do it, you can do it, right? I'm right here. You've never been closer to a contestant. I should know this, but then I know what you're like. You could be throwing a spanner in the works. You could have worn one of your

wife's G-strings. Actually, this is my question. Does your wife's G-strings. Actually, this is my question. Does your wife wear G-strings? No. So you don't have one, so you would have had to go out and buy one. The ultimate question. Am I wearing a G-string? Nah, you're not. You're not wearing a G-string. I don't think you would go a full four-hour Bree and Clint show with a piece of string up your day. I'm so upset.

You're not. You're not. You're not. Stop. You're not. I'm so upset for you. You're not. You're not.

You're not. You're not. You're not. Stop. You're not. I'm so upset for you. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. No! You're shitting me. I had the producers specially pick me up a G-string this morning. Whose is that? Oh, no. I thought it would be obvious.

Why would I put myself in the game if I wasn't going to go and get a G-string? Why would you be wearing a G-string? For the video, for the lols. I mean, I feel weird about it too. How is it? I'm so weird. Like my butt cheeks are brushing against the material in my shorts. It's not okay.

That's it. That's it. I can't believe it. You know what? I call BS because I feel like because you don't normally wear a g-string my psychic power was off. Fine, get Stephanie right and I'll give you the 100%

record. You swear? I swear. But you have to get Stephanie right. Okay, okay. Don't make me have worn this g-string for nothing. Stephanie, Stephanie. Hi, how are have worn this G-string for nothing. Stephanie, Stephanie. Hi, how are you? Good, Steph, good, Steph. Okay, I need...

Oh, this is a big opportunity that Clint's just given me. I need this question to be good. Steph, have you had laser hair removal on anywhere of your body? No. You have? No, no, no, not anywhere. No? No.

Feel like from the track record. Talk for me one more time, Steph. What's that sound? There you go. That'll do. I think she's a G-string wearer. I honestly think she is. Steph?

Yeah? Are you? I am. A controversial victory, but we'll take it. That is a 100% record with an asterisk beside it. I still can't get that picture of you wearing a G-string off my retina. If you just missed it, we just had a very controversial game of Brie String, where I was a special guest.

I feel cheated. So do I. I'm the one who was wearing the G-string. Yeah, how's your ringle? Fine. Is it hurt? I feel like I'm hurting. No, you're not a G-string wearer's your ringle um fine is it hurt i feel like you're not a g-string wearer either i've never worn one before ever it's quite this might be tmi um it's quite a delicate touch i feel the at least the one anastasia got me one it was quite a soft cotton

yeah i hope g-strings are a soft cotton imagine people that wear lacy ones the issue was that was a it was not a men's g-string because they're incredibly hard to find. Where do you get them? Farmers used to stock a men's G. I know because I've had to purchase one for radio before. Oh, sure. I did. What was it for then?

I got painted in a bodysuit. You know how body art got painted as if I was wearing a tuxedo? Yeah. But I wanted to cover the Franken-beans. The issue with the one we used today is no pouch. No pouch at the front. Yeah, welcome to our world. Yeah, but you've got nothing to pouch.

It's good, hey. Anyway, here's the moment where Brie realised that her G-string predicting capabilities had met their match. I'm so upset. You're not. You're not. You're not. Stop. I'm so upset for you. You're not. You're not. You're not. Stop.

You're not. I'm so upset for you. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. No! You're shitting me.

Oh, no! Hard to know if that scream was disappointment that you'd lost. Or if I liked it. Or just... Ben, producer Ben told me an interesting thing that happened on his Facebook page the other day,

a notification that he got. Ben, do you want to tell us what it was? I got a message from my girlfriend, Britt. Yeah. It was definitely not a message from her. It's clearly a message from a bot or from Facebook itself. Are you sure? Is that what you're telling yourself?

It's pretty formal. Did she bot or from Facebook itself. Are you sure? Is that what you're telling yourself? It's pretty formal. Did she ask you to marry her? Yeah. Ben's like, that's from a bot. She knows I'm not keen. She knows I'm not keen. That's not real. Nah, this is what I got.

I said, hi, Ben. Facebook lets you choose a legacy contact to manage their profile if something happens to them. As you know me well, and I trust you, I choose you. Please let me know if you want to talk about it. And I replied, I'd like to talk about it. That checks out to me that that's the real Brit, I think. Sounds like how she speaks. She always talks like that.

Yeah, she does. She's very formal. It's come as a messenger from her. Yeah, right. That's weird. So is it someone trolling you to try and get your Facebook information? Is that what it is? No, I think she genuinely chose me.

Oh, she what? No, I think she genuinely chose me. Oh, she, what? No, I think it's a scam. Because I told her she said, yeah, I had to fill out all my details on my Facebook. So you get a notification. She's fallen for the scam as well. It's an interesting question though, whether that's real or fake, as to who do you give your Facebook page to? I've done some googling on

legacy contacts on Facebook, and the Facebook website says, a legacy contact is someone that you choose to look after your account if it's memorialized. Facebook strongly suggests setting a legacy contact so that your account can be managed after you're gone. And you've got to think about it from the perspective that you put, these days, a large chunk of your life on there.

And it is kind of like your biography, really. It's the story of your life on there and it is kind of like your it's like your biography really, it's the story of your life by the time you die and Facebook's been around for a long time so maybe your friends and family want to be able to get some of the Facebook memories that are in there some photos your wife might also

want to look at how you spoke to girls before you guys were together to be honest I don't think I want anyone close to me getting into the back end of my Facebook. Samuel. But if you had to choose somebody, who would it be? My mum's never been on Facebook, so she doesn't know how to use it. Right. My brother and my sister probably wouldn't care.

Right. I don't know. Would you leave it to your partner? Yeah, she doesn't really Go on Facebook either Yeah She doesn't go on her own So why would she go on mine I would like to

Leave my Facebook To my wife Lucy But I'd like to Set up a setting That just erases Everything from my Facebook From before we got together You know

Okay I don't want that part Of my life to exist for her That sounds dodgy No I just don't want her To be sitting at home lonely one night After I've passed away going I wonder what Clint was like in 2010

Who was he messaging What sort of lines was he using I married someone who used to have an eyebrow piercing What was I thinking No she came into this relationship eyes open She'd seen that photo Anastasia when you die who do you want to have your Facebook page At this rate I am perfectly happy for it to stay there Just not managed Okay, she'd seen that photo. Anastasia, when you die, who do you want to have your Facebook page?

At this rate, I am perfectly happy for it to stay there, just not managed. Yeah, just live in the wild west. I don't want any family or friends going through those messages. But what if someone hacks your memorialised page and they're like, I'm back, I'm a ghost. I've had friends that have passed away and it's a beautiful thing that there's all these amazing moments that are just left there and everything past

that day that they passed was exactly authentically them and how they had it managed. You don't want someone after you die posting a throwback Thursday to when you were alive. Okay, well, so that is actually something that I've never thought about. But to be honest, these examples are just beautiful memories posted. Do you reckon my Facebook that has half a million people on it would be worth anything?

Yeah. Like, if I left it to... Like, I could leave, you know, however much money to someone, and then I could leave someone my Facebook? Yeah, just leave it to an aspiring Facebook video creator. That's kind of cool. Let's go. Bree's dead.

I'm the new Bree. Like and subscribe. Like and subscribe. I want to give you a leg up into the world of content creating. Here's my Facebook page. Celebrities aren't a thing anymore and they need to make money like quick cash. They sell

their pages and post clickbait. Snoop Dogg does that. Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa and stuff? Yeah, he does that too. So finally, Ben, Brit wants your Facebook page. Are you going to give it to her? I think it's already done. I haven't even got a choice. ZM's free in Clint.

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