ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 11th 2019

Episode Date: February 11, 2019

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ZM, oh what? No, that's not how we start the podcast intro. Sorry, I think we've turned into radio mode. Clint, switch off mate. It's time for a podcast. It's more relaxed, it's casual, it's intimate. Hey guys. I'm here too. Hey Bree. Hi. You could have joined in earlier. Sorry, you were talking to yourself. I didn't want to interrupt you. Good point. Remember a little while ago we talked about those cat relaxation products that I was looking at purchasing for my cat anxiety. Yeah, the load of bullshit. No, no.

So the cats, currently my cats, are staying at a friend's house while we renovate, while we live in a caravan. Can't take a cat to a caravan park. That's rude. Why not? It's frowned upon. Actually, you know what?

I didn't ask. I actually didn't ask. I just assumed. There's no cat flap on the caravan, though, so that would hinder it somewhat. Anyway, they're at a friend's house. One of them is a very anxious cat. Which one? Ziggy or Bowie?

Ziggy, the white one. Oh, yeah. She's the more timid one. She's also the more plump one. And when we take them to a cattery, she comes back very thin, doesn't eat. Over a seven-day period, she just won't eat. Comes back. She's wasted away.

So we're trying to avoid that because there's a possibility they could be. Is she on the catkins diet? Not bad. Thank you. They could be there for three months. So that would be a very thin cat by then We bought the cat diffuser The one we talked about

Those remember We bought that So what is that again? It's a thing you plug into the wall Like a raid mozzie thing But it diffuses So it's incense for a cat It's pheromone incense for a cat

And can I just say The Snapchats we've been receiving They are incredibly relaxed To the point that I think they are incredibly relaxed to the point that i think they prefer that house to our house so it's like marijuana for cats 100 you should just give them a bit of a rip of a bong well that would require me one having a bong two having weed and three giving drugs to a cat so no it's fine i know people why don't they make this product for human beings why don't they make this product for human beings?

Why don't they make a pheromone diffuser for people? I think they do. Do they? Yeah. Do they? Surely. I mean, that's what incense and all that crap's about. Which I don't mind a bit of incense, can I say?

Don't mind it. Do you? What's your favourite incense? You know, there's some real good ones you can get from. I really love Tree of Life. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Also, What Goes Around and Comes Around is a great set.

That's a song. You know. Anyway, for the cat people listening, that was a little update. Quite a long one too. Should I talk more about the cats? Yeah, no, I think talk to yourself again. That was more interesting. Zed-Ems. Let's go. Now. That was more interesting. ZM!

Let's go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. I literally was just finishing a phone call. You were sitting outside. There's a lot going on.

When you're a hot rock and DJ duo, there's a lot on the go, right? We're doing invites from festivals. We're looking at endorsement deals. We're working on single number two. So there's a lot happening. I beat this calling, you know. It's just all happening here on the Brian Clint Show. The Hot Mess Express played their first gig on Friday. It was a warm-up gig.

It was in Hamilton, and it was absolute mayhem. Hamilton, can I say, what a place. I mean... Hamilton, can I say... Holy... You need a cup of tea and a lie down because that was out of control. I've never, can I say, as an Australian who lived in the country, I've never been to a flat warming like that.

That was, yeah, it was mental. We've got some great audio from that as well that we're going to play you in our show later on. Out of control. We've also got some other big plans for the Hot Mess Express including some special stuff

for our Auckland listeners as well. Yes. Plus, there's a fire festival coming to New Zealand. Believe it or not, the failed fire festival

is coming to New Zealand and we've got the CEO of that festival on the show before four o'clock. Oh, we've got the scam artist himself. Hey, no, we don't know that this one's a scam. Ja Rule is not involved in this one, so it could be legit.

Okay? Plus, of course, Secret Sound, it's back. Gary is back from his holiday. Thank God. And the new sound is live. Have you heard it yet? No, I haven't heard it. Oh, good. Okay, this is the new sound. Okay. Okay? It's a lot harder than the ones Ross put out there. Well, that wouldn't be hard. That's the way it's supposed to be.

If you can figure out this at four o'clock, there's 10 grand in it for you. Listen carefully. One more time. One more time. Oh, I have an idea. You can find out what the guesses have been already at ZM Online. We know it's not a compressed air staple gun.

Right. And it's not a camera shutter. Do you have an idea? Yes. I think I've got an idea. I don't want to say because I feel like... I just don't think that they would be dumb enough to choose something that involved fresh produce twice in a row.

No. Seeing as the last one was watermelon. So maybe I don't have an idea. Oh, you're thinking banana. Nah, I was thinking a piece of celery. Being snapped in half. I was thinking a piece of celery being snapped in half. I was thinking bubble wrap. If you've got a guess, 4 o'clock we're going to play and 5 o'clock soundkeeper Gary will be in here to play with us then.

Up next, what would you take with you if you could only take the real weird stuff? We're not talking cats and dogs if you had to leave your house in a real rush. What? Oh, I thought you meant when you die. I'm not taking a and dogs if you had to leave your house in a real rush. Oh, I thought you meant when you die. I'm not taking a cat or a dog when I die. No, you had to evacuate because that's what's going on in Nelson at the moment. The Tasman fires. Tasman?

No, that's a different place. Yeah, it's the right area. Yeah, would you even think? Or would you just grab something and then run? We'll talk about that next. Bree and Clint ZM. Hey. Are you joking now?

Bree and Clint. I want to talk about the bushfires that are scorching the Nelson area over the last week or so. Yeah. They're real bad. Really bad. And some incredible stories coming out of there too. Nearly 2,500 hectares have been scorched down there.

Yeah. That's so scary. The military are involved. Every fire appliance available is involved. Did you know, because they're flying multiple monsoon buckets over there with helicopters and stuff, basically non-stop, over the weekend they had to stop the helicopters because someone flew a drone up there?

Right. Why would you be so stupid why people are people are literally risking their lives to try and stop this fire and you're trying to get a good photo for instagram isn't it it's crazy well i mean it's hard to think about you know putting yourself in that situation because there's obviously residents that are being evacuated from their houses and they're saying to grab you know literally, literally the essentials, overnight stuff. And I actually came across a story. Her name's Evie Scott

and she was on the AM show this morning and she was talking about how they had to be evacuated. Oh, yeah. And she was talking about what she grabbed in the rush. Okay. All your worldly possessions that you took, what did you decide to take? Well, I woke up the next morning

and in my wisdom at 10.30 had packed four pairs of undies, a pair of pants and all my Doc Martens. All your Doc Martens. How many Doc Martens did you have? I have nine pairs. You took them all? Yes. Whoa.

Let's unpack that together. Four pairs of undies. Good thinking. Very good. Although undies to Doc Marten ratio, you can... I'd rather. Although undies to Doc Martin ratio, you can- I'd rather have fresh undies than fresh Docs, you know? Yeah, and I think the multiple wear thing applies to Doc Martins too. Yeah.

Whereas the undie thing- Not so much. You're good two, maybe three wears max if you had to in a crisis. But the thing is, obviously, for her, they're like her prized possessions. That's her thing, yeah. You know? And they've probably got a lot of memories attached to them. Have you ever owned a pair of Doc Martens?

I've got two pairs, actually. They are not a small shoe. So to get nine pairs, that's, yeah. Was she packing a whole suitcase full of Doc Martens? Like, how did she get them in there? I know some people, in some instances, like a lot of people weren't able to get into their places at all and you're sort of just hoping that your place is okay.

But some of them were given 10 minutes. So it would be a real sort of... What do you grab? It takes me hours to pack. I could be going away for the weekend, and I need to start the night before, and even then I'll leave the suitcase open, so in the morning I can go,

oh, I've definitely forgotten something. There's definitely something else I need. Have you thought about what you would take? And obviously we're not talking about, you know, pets, dogs. There's the obvious ones, family photo albums. Your wife. Yeah.

I wouldn't pack her. Come on, Lucy, get in. Get in here. And I'd hope she'd make her own way out. She is pregnant, but only four months pregnant. She could still walk. Oh, she can still walk? Yeah, she's still upwardly mobile.

I thought when you get pregnant, you have to lay down the whole time. Nah. No. Nah, that's after you have the baby. They chain you to the house. Right. And you're not allowed to leave. Oh, so that's afterwards you're not allowed to leave. Yeah, yeah. No. No. No, that's after you have the baby. They chain you to the house. Right. And you're not allowed to leave. Oh, so that's afterwards you're not allowed to leave.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. Now, she's still got five months of relative freedom. Oh, good for her. And can I tell you something? She is making the most of it. She is working like a normal person. Oh, so five months and then her life's over.

That's exactly, yes. Now, finally you understand how pregnancy works. I get it. Yeah. I genuinely don't think I have, and I have thought about this before, Now, finally you understand how pregnancy works. I get it. Yeah. I genuinely don't think I have, and I have thought about this before. I don't think I've got anything worth grabbing other than the really sentimental stuff. Because I'd just like, I'd go, I'll get new stuff.

Like, yeah. I've got insurance. It'd be nice to get some new stuff. Can be replaced. TV's a bit old. You know what I'd grab? iPhone charger. Oh, good one. Yeah You know what I'd grab? iPhone charger. Ooh, good one.

Yeah. I'd grab my Apple TV. Really? Yeah, because then if I don't grab it, then I won't know where I'm up to on all my Netflix programs. You've got the old one, though. Yeah. Oh, sorry that I can't update all my stuff like you, Mr. Tech Wizard.

No, look, mate. This is your opportunity to upgrade again. And it's not like if you had to get a new one. Right. See? I don't have insurance. Well, then definitely grab your old Generation 1 Apple TV. I mean, if anyone is listening, I definitely have insurance. I don't know what I'd take.

I don't know. But I want to know from you guys, what would you take? What's the unusual things that you would take? Yeah, okay. Do you have something in your house that is just that unique? Can't be replaced? Yeah. It might be an heirloom.

Yeah. Might be a real ugly, like, family doll. My mum would take her 1950s Barbie doll. Really? That's what she would take. Oh, 800 dolls at M. What's the unusual thing you would take if you had to evacuate your house? Cute that your mum still plays with Barbies.

Devastating fires are bushfires that are ripping through the Nelson area over the last week. And thoughts and prayers for everyone down there because it's so scary because it's so unpredictable, bushfires. Yeah. Have you ever been in a bushfire? No. I've seen bushfires where it's so bad and it'll be on one side of the road and you're like, oh, well, that's where it stops.

And then literally you'll see fireballs jumping from one side of the road across the road. That's how bad it can get. And that's what's been happening in the Tasman area too. Yeah, which is really scary. And I saw a woman on the AM show this morning, Evie Scott, she was talking about being evacuated from her house and she had not very much

time to grab, you know, very minimal stuff and this is what she took. All your worldly possessions that you took, what did you decide to take? Well, I woke up the next morning and in my wisdom at 10.30 had packed four pairs of undies, a pair of pants and all my Doc Martens. All your Doc Martens. How many Doc Martens did you have? I have nine pairs.

You took them all? Yes. No tops? No. No tops, no bras? She had all nine pairs of Doc Martens did you have? I have nine pairs. You took them all? Yes. No tops. No. No tops, no bras. She had all nine pairs of Doc Martens. Four undies. Four undies, some pants and Docs. I honestly...

It's a hot look. Yeah. Like, like... Do you have a piece of clothing that means that much to you? Yeah. That you would take? Yeah. What is it?

I've got six all-blacks jerseys. Right, so that's what you would take? You'd take your all-blacks jerseys? I've got one all-bls jersey, like a 1995 one. Yeah. That's still got the tags attached. Whoa. And that's what I'm going to hand down to my kid.

And I'm going to be real gutted if my kid doesn't give a crap about rugby. I'll be like, mate, this is all I got for you. This is your whole inheritance. I don't want this. Dad, why don't you buy some Bitcoin or something? No, but I've got the jerseys. I've got the jerseys. I've got the jerseys. I've got the jerseys.

So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800-ZM, what's the unusual thing that you would take? Hi, Kelsey. Hi. What would you take with you, Kelsey? I would take my Pandora bracelet. Okay, and why is that? When my son was born, I had a couple of Pandora beads made

One was from his breast milk And one was from his first haircut Wait, so you've got a bead on your bracelet That's got your breast milk in it I do indeed That's so unusual Yeah Is it well sealed?

Because I know that stuff doesn't keep Kelsey. Is that a conversation starter? Is someone like, oh, that's an unusual looking pin or a bead? Yeah. Yeah, people always say, oh, that's so cool. And you're like, yeah, my son's here. I love it. That's fantastic. That's so unusual. Hi, Denny. yeah, my son's here. I love it. That's fantastic.

That's so unusual. Hi, Denny. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What's the unusual item you would take if you had to be evacuated from your house? I will take my hot dog pillow that I bought all the way from the Philippines. Your what pillow? It's a hot dog shaped pillow.

A hot dog pillow. And how long have you had it for? About five years now. Can't replace that. Can't find one of those at Kmart. Can't duck down to Briscoe's and get 50% off a hot dog pillow. Why is it so sentimental to you?

Well, I grew up with one of them when I was in the Philippines. I was there for like 12 years and I never found one here. And so I got back there and so I brought one back over. Exclusive to the Philippines. It's a VIP piece of decoration. That's great. I love on the text machine someone's texted in and said,

I'd take my pole dancing runner-up freestyle comp sash. You can't replace that. No, you can't replace that. Well, you could re-enter. Hey, Chantal, if you had the chance to take something out, what's the weird thing you'd save from your house? I'd take my two 21-year-old teddy bears. Wait, so they're 21 years old?

Yeah. And how old are you, Chantal? 21. Right. How come you've got two? I got given them when I was born from each of my parents. And how much do they smell? What was that?

Sorry? How much do they smell? They don't smell at all. I wash them. There you go. There you go. That's what you need. Nice, clean 21-year-old teddy bear.

Thanks, Chantel. You have a great day. Thanks, Chantel. You too. Okay, see you, mate. Someone's got a piece of the USS Missouri we're about to cross live to Dean McCarthy

who's at the Grammys the 61st annual Grammy Awards they're on today you can watch them on Duke tonight at 8.30pm and be in to win

a $1000 red carpet wardrobe it's hosted by Alicia Keys performances by Shawn Mendes Miley Cyrus Camila Cabello

Post Malone, Lady Gaga. So that's Duke tonight at 8.30. Let's go and talk to Dean right now. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Speaking of the Grammys, our man Dean McCarthy has been on the red carpet all day interviewing the stars. What's happening, Dean?

Oh, g'day, guys. Can I just set the scene for you? Because today was so incredibly fabulous. You have to watch it tonight on the New Zealand channel. What's it called? Zook? Zook. Yeah, Zook's where it's at.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Tune in tonight because it was incredible. Let me tell you the lowdown of the red carpet. First of all, every massive star is there tonight. Cardi B, Lady Gaga, Post Malone, Shawn Mendes. I got to hang out with him on the red carpet. First of all, every massive star is there tonight. Cardi B, Lady Gaga, Post Malone, Shawn Mendes.

I got to hang out with him on the red carpet. But let me tell you, when Cardi B arrived, it was like Moses had parted the sea. I've never seen anything like it. All the security

pushed everyone back. Her entourage was about 40 people deep. You could not get anywhere near her. And then, when I thought I had seen everything I've ever seen in my entire life, I walk around the back, Michelle Obama. Not to kill, I'm not ruining anything, but she makes a surprise visit tonight and you've

got to watch it because it's incredible. I probably shouldn't talk about who's won yet because I want you to tune in and make sure you really experience the moments and their surprises and the excitement for yourself. Shawn Mendes, though, rocks it. Post Malone rocks it. The fashions are incredible. Cardi B's outfit is like a big swan or something. But today, you know, the security was so intense today that even the bodyguards of the celebrities had to hand in their guns.

Now, I know that sounds, for us Australians in New Zealand, that sounds obvious. In America, normally the bodyguards get to have, you know, their own ammunition. Not the case today. Even the big celebrities, like I saw Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga get patted down with a metal detector. Lady Gaga.

Every single major celebrity was literally searched for everything. Locked down. I doubt Michelle Obama. That's probably one person they let go through. But it was just fabulous, and you're going to love it. Well, if Michelle Obama was there, perhaps that's why security was on such high alert, you know, or something like that.

Hey, what's the story? I saw a story today that said Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston might be back on, Dean. I am literally calling you from the grave. I am dead. I'm actually dead. I'm in the hearse with the window down. You're getting reception.

Let me tell you what happened. Last night, Jennifer Aniston had her 50th birthday party. Super fabulous. George Clooney was there. Ellen DeGeneres, Reese Witherspoon, Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt went to Jennifer Aniston's birthday party last night. Now, first of all, they're both single. He's gone back for seconds, Dean.

Oh, maybe like at a buffet when you go to a nice hotel, just sneak in for another little second. I don't know. Look, I don't know if they're going to be back or not, but I do know they are friends again, and friends enough that she would invite him to her birthday party. Yeah. I'm dead.

That's how it begins. That's how these things happen. It's interesting. You invite your ex-husband to your 50 his birthday party. Yeah. I'm dead. That's how it begins. That's how these things happen. It's interesting. You invite your ex-husband to your 50th birthday party. You have a couple of Lindows. The next thing, you're both in bed together and going, should we give this thing another go? And you've forgotten all the reasons that you broke up in the first place.

We were on a break. And you've forgotten why it didn't work. We were on a break. No, I'm here for it. Okay, Dean, great to hear from you. You go and enjoy the rest of the time at the Grammys, okay? Thank you for taking time out to talk to us. We love you, Dean. Bye, guys. Bye, Dean, great to hear from you. You go and enjoy the rest of the time at the Grammys, okay? Thank you for taking time out to talk to us. We love you, Dean.

Bye, guys. Bye, ladies. Spies brought to you by JBL. You can play your summer sounds with JBL, Bluetooth, waterproof speakers, plus you can check them out this weekend, Saturday in Rotorua at Float 2019. It's going to be a good time.

Brie and Clint. Everyone knows what a fire festival is by now, right? Oh, yes and no. It's the Ja Rule disaster that almost killed people. But it was meant to be a really good festival. It was the festival that started out to be the most amazing music festival ever created and then ended in pure disaster. On the back of that, a new event has popped up.

It's called Fyre Festival Wellington. I've seen this on Facebook Going around To give us the inside world Please welcome to the show The organiser of Fire Festival Wellington Ryan, g'day mate Hello Ryan How's it going guys?

Well we're going alright We just need to ring and check in on you And see Because we've got a question That we like to ask everybody on this show When we're not sure that everything is alright Are you trying to scam people? You guys have watched the documentary.

Yeah. No, no, absolutely no scams going on here. Hopefully just a good time. We're trying to lock down an island. It's not going well. The council aren't too interested in giving us Tom's Island. Yeah, of course not.

Ryan, you're off your rocker. I'm going to give you some cold hard facts here. You have got 11,000 people interested in this event. That's almost the size of Rhythm and Vines. You have no location, no infrastructure. I'm pretty sure you don't have any means of selling tickets or booking artists. And according to your Facebook page,

this is happening in two weeks. Guys, you saw what they did in two weeks on the documentary. Yeah, nothing. Some people in the team are willing to make some big sacrifices. And I was going to ask, Ryan, are you the one that's willing to take one for the team? You know, I'm sort of just, I'm part of a larger crew helping take part of it.

I probably won't take as much for the team as others will, but, you know... That's bad leadership, Ryan. So there's more in the group willing to take one for the team than you. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I hope so. We haven't got to that part in our documentary yet. Be straight with us, Ryan.

This is the Facebook invite that has been set up, Fire Festival Wellington. It started out as a joke, but you're actually trying to do something with this now. Is that right? Yeah, that's pretty much 100% on par. It started out as a joke. It blew up.

Everyone loved it. As I said, Wellington City Council aren't too keen on giving us Soms Island, so we are currently looking, and we've got such a wonderful platform. Now, if you have a boat big enough to house 11,000 people, get in touch. You can hit us up on Facebook.

Yeah, have you thought about like Blue Bridge Ferry or something like that and just have the party in the middle of Cook Strait? We've genuinely thought about it. But it's the same as anything. Like every event gets thousands and thousands of people interested. In reality, probably only 1% of them are keen. So we are genuinely going to try and pull something off if we can.

So 11 people. I can find a boat that'll house 11 people. Here's the thing, Ryan. You can buy them from the warehouse. Yeah, easy. If this thing is a disaster, obviously the Brian Clint Show and the ZM Corporation want nothing to do with it. You guys are welcome to come, buddy.

No, no, this is my pitch for you, Ryan. If it's going to be successful, what's your thoughts on booking New Zealand's hottest new DJ duo? You may have heard of them, the Hot Mess Express. I've heard of the Hot Mess Express. They're willing to do a lot of gigs for free at the moment so you could get on the train early. Do you have a headline act yet?

We've got two at the moment. Yeah, we've got two large up-and-coming Wellington rappers. Who? We've got Zams and then we've got Howard the Father. They've performed at a couple of gigs. Not Howard the Father. Yeah. You got Howard the Father. He performed in Blenheim once so, I mean, watch out. That's where the Ven. Yeah. You got Howard the father. He performed in Blenheim once.

So, I mean, watch out. That's where the Venutes from. But do they have a hit single on iTunes at the moment, Ryan? Yeah, they do. It's called New Money if you search Zahm on Spotify. Alright, Ryan. Stop promoting other acts, okay? We're just trying to get the Hot Mess Express popping.

Okay, we would love for the Hot Mess Express to join us with the other 11 people on board the Inter-Islander. Hey, we're in. Your people talk to our people. This could actually be happening. It's gone from a joke to something that could actually happen. The Hot Mess Express could be playing Fire Festival Wellington. The CEO, Ryan, thanks for your time.

Appreciate it. Unbelievable. See you guys on the boat soon, eh? Bree and Clint. A survey has been released by New Zealand property website, Thanks for your time. Appreciate it. Unbelievable. See you guys on the boat soon, eh? Bree and Clint. A survey has been released by New Zealand property website oneroof.co.nz detailing what the most annoying things are about flatting. Flatmates.

Easy. I could have told you that. I'd have to agree. As someone lucky enough to be out of the flatting circuit, I'd have to agree. They can be the best part. They can. Some of my best memories are from living in flats with great people and some of my worst memories

are from living in flats with terrible people. You never know what you're going to get. It's just a mixed bag. It's like blind dating except you have to live with them. Yeah. You know? You have to confront everything with them. Just don't call them again. Bad flatmate. You have to live. You know, like a bad blind date. And you have to confront everything with them. Yeah, just don't call them again. Bad flatmate, you have to live, you have to share a toilet with them, you know?

Oh, yeah. Quick round the room. Bree, flatting? Yes, I am flatting. Producer Ben, flatting? Yeah, I like flatting. Flatting's fun. No, actually, no, you've just moved in with your girlfriend into her house.

Is that technically flatting? Yeah. We've got another flatmate. They have a flatmate. No, because she owns the house. So technically you're... I'm flatting. Technically you're a boarder.

No. Technically you're her boarder. You don't need to point like that. The other word is freeloader. Yeah, that's what you are. Okay. This is... Wait.

Let's come back to what we're talking about. You're like her... Wait, so you've got a sugar mama. Yeah. That's a whole other conversation. And producer Ellie, flatting? Well, I am flatting and I'm sitting next to my flatmates. This is all awkward if I say anything bad.

Oh, yeah. Producer Ellie and I both live with people we work with. Yeah. I've got the top three most annoying things about flatting. And this will be great for you, Ellie, because I want you all to give me one. I need you, Ellie, to give me one while your flatmate is sitting right next to you, okay? So be diplomatic. One of the most annoying things

about flatting, you can start, Bree. People who don't take the rubbish out. They just keep piling it on top, on top, on top, on top. Just take the damn rubbish out. Like that Simpsons sketch

where whoever knocks it over has to take it out. Drives me insane. Just take it out. That's a really good one. Producer Ben, what's the worst bit about flatting

with your girlfriend who you're mooching off? No, no, no, no. What's the best bit? Not paying rent? No. Go to Ellie, I'm out. Ellie,

who's sitting next to her wonderful flatmate Jordan. She is wonderful and this is not something she does but in the past someone who leaves one square of toilet paper

on the toilet roll, it clearly needs changing, but they don't change it. Do you ever have to cup your vaheen? I always, sometimes like when there's no toilet paper. What are you talking about? I'm sharing too much. So, mate, a lady, when we go to the number ones and there's no toilet paper left,

there's times where I'd have to cut my vaheen and walk over to where the toilet paper is. To dry yourself off. Couldn't you just do like, I don't know how your anatomy works, couldn't you do a little shake off? Yeah, I just do a drip dry, mate. Oh, you shake it off first, but you never know, there could be a stray drip.

Yeah, well, the undies will soak that up, won't they? This is disgusting. I wish I'd never asked. I'm never borrowing underwear from you ever. Don't know when I would have to do it. I was going to say, why have you just made that decision now? Ellie, I'm still good to borrow your undies.

It's off the table for you and I. We've gone a long way off topic. Do you want to know what the top three are? Yes. So this is a big study as published by oneroof.co.nz. Has any of us got any? Well, you kind of have, Bree.

Okay. And the other two didn't come up actually at all. So number three in the most annoying things about flatting is untidiness. Flatmates who don't clean up, don't clean the kitchen, leave crap everywhere. That's untidiness. Number three. Number two.

Oh, I'm interested to know what's worse than that. People who are late to pay their rent. Oh, yeah. My flatmates at the moment are really good at that. Well, you're the housemistress too. I'm the housemistress? You've got to whip the cash out of them. They've just set up an automatic payment,

so it's all good. Yeah. I'm going to hold on to the number one. Okay. I'm going to reveal it shortly. In the meantime, I want you to give us a call on 0800-DIAL-ZM. I know what the number one. Okay. I'm going to reveal it shortly. In the meantime, I want you to give us a call on 0800 dial ZM. I know what

the worst one is. Or text to 9696. We'll see if anybody else picks up this one. What is the most annoying thing about flatting? Not being able to hook up with your flatmates. No, believe it or not, you can do that. Look at Producer Ben. They met while they were flatting.

What sucks about flatting? What are the worst things? Give us a call. Bree and Clint. What is the most annoying thing, the worst thing about having flatmates? We've gone through a few of them already. Number three was untidiness. Number two was people who can't pay their rent on time

or any of their bills on time. And you can't comment because you're married. I am married, yeah. And producer Ben can't comment because he's got a sugar mama, so he technically doesn't flat anymore. He's freeloading off his girlfriend. So he doesn't pay rent. And then producer Ellie and I said, what Ellie said,

what did you say was the worst? When people don't replace the toilet roll? Yeah. I said when people don't take out the rubbish. Yeah. So does anyone else know what the number one is? Fiona, what is the most annoying thing about flatting? When they eat your food.

Yes, leftovers. Do you know Bree let her flatmate eat a two-week-old chicken cabanara out of the fridge without telling her that it was expired? Fiona, can I say she ate that without asking me, so it's her own fault, isn't it? Yeah, absolutely. You've got to ask first. She could have died. Hey, Nathan. That've got to ask first. She could have died.

Hey, Nathan. That's the price you pay. Hey, Nath. Nath. No, Nathan. That's okay. Hello, Frank. Hi, Frank.

G'day. What's the worst thing about flatting, Frank? Oh, food bludgers all the way. Food bludgers. Yeah. So what's a food bludger? People will just ask for your food, eh, Frank? Oh, yeah, absolutely.

It gets to the point sometimes where you've got to lock your food in your cupboards in your room. How many flatmates have you got, Frank? Frank.

Oh, we're having some serious phone issues today. Hi, Kyra. Hi, Kyra. Hi. What's the worst thing about flatting, Kyra? It's definitely

the food bludges. Yeah, this is big, isn't it? I used to keep my food in my wardrobe, just to be safe, the dry food. Did you actually? Yeah, and then I was like, oh, I'm going to go and have some of my noodles I've got hidden in there. Turns out we had mice and they'd eaten through the box and through

my noodles and no one had any sympathy for me because I was hiding, I was stashing food in my bedroom. Kyra, how many people do you live with? I was living with about five other people and now I'm living with my fiance and he does the exact same thing. Oh no! Hang on, hang on, hang on. Is it food

bludgeoning if you're engaged to them? No. Surely that's part of the agreement. He's looking forward to leftovers all day. You get home and he's eating it. It sucks. Do you want to know what the number one thing was from this study, the most annoying thing, Kyra? What was that? Okay, the most annoying thing.

Skid marks? No, but that's come through very strongly. There's so many texts saying skid marks are the most annoying thing. The number one most annoying thing for flatters in New Zealand is being able to hear your other flatmate doing it. Really? Yeah. They've said noisy recreational activities.

Yeah. Yeah. That's my favourite, actually. I wasn't that bad, I don't reckon. Naked dining is coming to New Zealand. It's happening in Auckland in the inner city suburb of Gray Lynn shortly and for $70 a person you can have dinner

with a group of people completely naked. How does that sound for an evening of fun? That sounds horrific. That sounds like the exact sort of thing you should be doing. No, that does not. As someone who's still relatively new to the country, someone who's single, you should absolutely be getting out and meeting as many people as possible.

Yep, I can do that at a normal bar. Grey Lynn, that's the suburb, very close to where you live. Yes, okay. Dinner, one of your favourite meals. Plus, naked people. I'm a very awkward naked person. Yeah, well, you won't be alone though. You won't be alone. I genuinely think you should get into this.

To be honest, me doing that sounds like a disaster. I thought you'd say that. So to help convince you, I have the organiser of Naked Dining New Zealand on the phone. Lisa, good afternoon. Hey, good

afternoon. Lisa, sounds like a fantastic idea. Tell us more. You sound like our perfect guest. Yes, she does. No, Lisa, no. She does. Not for me. Now, Lisa, tell us what it's all about.

So you show up naked. Do I have to drive there naked? What's the deal? Actually, amazingly, we get that question all the time. But, yeah, please do turn up naked. Don't turn up naked, sorry. Otherwise, you'll definitely be pulled over on the way. But yeah, this really is for anyone who is looking to step outside their comfort zone and looking to try something completely new. And the great thing where you were mentioning

about the sort of lack of confidence with being nude in front of lots of other people, that's exactly our market for getting people to be more confident. Yeah, see, that's you, Brie. I'm very clumsy, Lisa. There's knives involved. I'd probably lose a nipple. Not good. I mean, if it's necessary, I'm sure we can organise some plastic calories.

You could eat with your hands. Finger food. I mean, you could. Yeah, I'm sure we can organise some plastic cutlery. You could eat with your hands. Finger food. I mean, you could. Yeah, that might get a bit messy. Lisa, it happens at a secret location, right? Because you don't want lots of people just showing up to watch. Is that the deal? Yeah, ideally, we definitely don't want people turning up to watch

because, yeah, we do have to be quite careful about the privacy of all our guests. Is everybody at the table strangers? Yeah, yeah. We don't know anyone who turns up. Yeah. So when we have a welcome drink... No, no, sorry, Lisa. I mean, are they strangers to each other?

Not to you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Lisa's mum's there. Yeah. Yeah, we're whole families. Well, okay. Do you get a lot of people, Lisa? Is it popular?

Actually, it has been. Because we were slightly, you know, we were a bit worried bringing it from London to Auckland with like a smaller market but, you know, maybe it wouldn't have the same pick-up but it has and it's great. Yeah. I can't, obviously I can't. It would be weird for me to do it. I'm married.

I was going to say to Lucy. Yeah, but it's not about that, Clint. Yeah, we've had married couples. Yeah, they've got married couples. No, Lisa, I'm not in that kind of relationship. I think, no, yeah, Clint anduce. Oh, I'm heading out. Yeah, but it's not about that, Clint. Yeah, we have married couples. Yeah, they've got married couples. No, Lisa, I'm not in that kind of relationship. I think, no, yeah, Clint and Lucy. No, no, no. Knowing them, they love food.

They're big foodies. Nah, no, no, no, no. Nah, so I think this sounds more like you're early. No, no, Luce is pregnant. No, she's not. Like, her body's changing and stuff. It's not for us at the moment. I mean, she doesn't wear pants when she eats now because she's pregnant,

so it's perfect. No, this is, no, you're not turning this back on me. Oh, yeah, it's very comfortable. I've organised with Lisa a seat for you at the table, and I'm going to pay for your meal. No! I'll pay for your meal. No!

And it's BYO. I'll even give you a six-pack to take with you. No! I'll send you a link after. Yeah, fantastic. Don't send me anything. Okay, cool. That's brilliant.

Bree, we'll be doing naked dining. I'm not panicking. Naked dining, sorry. No, I'm not. Just before we go, Lise, what's the dress code? I mean, to be fair, everything goes. So you can come as a light casual, which would be standard. Lise, Lise, Lise, Lise, Lise, Lise, Lise, Lise, Lise.

Just say naked. Well, oh yeah, naked. Naked, there you go. I'll be RSVPing later on. A big fat no. Bree and Clint. I had a really strange day yesterday. Yeah.

Where I went to Big Gay Out and we're having a few lemonades. For those not in Auckland, what is Big Gay Out? Big Gay Out is pretty much the pride festival where everyone goes and celebrates. It is such a cool event. It is such a cool event. It's such a cool event. Big outdoor free concert. Yeah. With just every different spectrum of the rainbow community, right?

Completely free and not just rainbow community. I saw there was so many people there yesterday. It was a really good turnout. It was really great to see. There was families. There was people from all walks of life. Even some smarmy politicians come down to try and get in on it. Yeah, well, you know, they were down there too.

Hey, look how friendly and inclusive we are. I'm so inclusive. But I had a few lemonades and then we were meeting people and one of my mates had some mates that were having a kick on back at their flat and we decided we'd rock up at this flat. I didn't know hardly anyone. I knew a few people. Yeah. And something real few people. Yeah.

And something real strange happened last night. I don't know how it happened, but somehow I found myself wrestling with a stranger. Okay. Okay. I just met this girl that afternoon and not that kind of wrestle. It was an actual wrestle. Yeah. Turns out she had been in the Navy for 10 years. Okay. Here's a snippet of how that sounded. Oh, shit. He beat Gamble.

And see, I'm not homo in the room. Is that Cam in the background? Yes, that's Cam Mansell. This girl put me into a full chokehold. Really? And I nearly passed out. I've got to ask you a question as your friend. Yeah. Because I'm not going to bullshit with you.

Yeah. Were you flirting with her? No, I wasn't. Because I've wrestled a few people in my time and not once. It wasn't my idea. Not once has it been purely platonic. No, it wasn't my idea. All of a sudden she was like, let's wrestle.

And I was like, this is weird. And you promised that you were. I promised you. Really? But it is weird because I don't know how this has come about, but one of the songs we're playing on the radio right now was written about that moment. Was it really?

Yeah. Was it? It's actually a Sam Smith original. He wrote it about me wrestling with a stranger. Look what you made me do. I've never met you. Ooh, baby, baby. I'm wrestling with a stranger.

I'm wrestling, I'm wrestling. I'm wrestling, wrestling with a stranger. Do you believe that? What are the chances? What are the odds? What are the odds of that? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Callback Heroes. This is Callback Heroes, where you've got to choose someone on your phone and give them 30 seconds to call you back to save your life. That's how much pressure we're putting on this call. But they don't know that that's the game. Yesterday I offered my brother a multi-million dollar opportunity to sell his idea, Cash Rat to ZM. Cash Rash to ZM.

What's Cash Rat? Cash Rat's a different competition. And even that wasn't enough motivation to get him to call back in time. He didn't want to call you back. Who are you going to call? I'm going to call one of my mates that I was hanging out with yesterday, and I'm going to take the avenue of something happened that's real juicy, like gossip from yesterday.

Yeah, okay. So she's more likely to call me back. Yeah, yeah, okay. Good luck. So we're going to call my friend Kacen. Here we go. Yo. Yo.

What's cracking? You would not believe what I've just found out from yesterday. Oh, God. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Call me back in 15 seconds. Call me back.

Call me back. Oh, do you reckon that was enticing enough? I think you've said the right, because we keep saying 30 seconds. I've tried the shorter amount. Yeah. Yeah. 20 seconds. She's got 20 seconds amount. Yeah, yeah. 20 seconds. She's got 20 seconds left to call you back.

Okay, 20 seconds left. She sounds like she's on the hook. She had a few lemonades yesterday. If someone said that to me, I'm like, oh, who slept with who? Who's woken up in whose bed? Who's done an outdoor defecation? Oh, no. Oh, she's calling back. She's calling back.

She's calling back. Yes, she's calling. I didn't hear it ring. I need to hear her talk. I need to hear. Hello. Hello. Hello, you're on the radio.

What? Nothing happened. I just needed you to play this game for me. Make something up. Make up some goss. Oh, you wouldn't believe. Sarah got pink eye last night from the spa. Yeah.

Bree and Clint. Come back heroes. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Brie and Clint are the Hot Mess Express. Five days to go.

Look at me, partner. Look at me. Yeah. Five days. Yeah, that makes it really real. Five days we play a real festival. Not a flat party, okay? Not a small gig, a real festival.

Are you ready for this? Thousands of people are going to either see us rise to the occasion or fail miserably. Yeah, absolutely. But after our first gig, I'm filled with a whole lot more confidence. We need to talk about this. We had our first ever gig as the Hot Mess Express in Hamilton at a flat warming.

It went off. Oh, my God. I haven't been to a party that loose in a long time. Tasman got in touch with us because we were looking for these gigs to play at for our warm-up gigs. We rock up at this flat in Hamilton. 70 people. It's going ballistic. 70 people in a lounge as well.

She told us it would be an outdoor gig. We were in the lounge. It wasn't a big area. We didn't have much room to move. And I love that the green room was one of the flat, was one of the flatties rooms upstairs. However's room it was, you really need to pick up your undies off the floor

because seriously. We were dodging and weaving all kinds of stuff in that room. It was like undie landmines. I was just tiptoeing through this field of cucka stains. It was just out of control. I said to Tasman, I was like, can I use the bathroom before we perform? He points at the toilet that has no door on it. I went up there to get changed afterwards and there were two girls holding a sheet up

in front of the door and they go, all three of us need to go to the toilet. So we hold the sheet while one goes to the toilet and then we rotate. Had a lot of character, that flat. There was a lot of great people there. You might have seen some of it on our Instagram story. It was lit. I can use that word very confidently.

That shit was lit. We even had like a walk-in where we came down from the upstairs, down the stairs. People were chanting. It was amazing. Filled me with confidence for this Saturday at Float. What we have here, in case you don't believe us, is live reactions.

Producer Ben has gone around and polled the audience and said to them, what do you think of the Hot Mess Express? Do you have faith in them for Float next weekend? This is legit. This was taken just after our performance. Now, you could say they're drunk, but I believe they're invigorated by a great performance.

Holy goddamn, they are so goddamn good. So, so good. So good. Play that in Bar 101 Hamilton and we'll be sending it every day. No, I thought it was great. Good set up. Honestly, it was rattling the bloody gutters on our roof,

so how good. I would see it every day if I could. Every weekend. F***ing awesome. Really good. I felt like it really hit the soul. It really, you know, it just really sent us to the roof. It was honestly amazing. I would definitely buy tickets

to the ZM float. Like, honestly, I would. You need to hear this song. It's great. It's absolutely lit. It was f***ing excellent. It was great. You can't ask for much better feedback than that. We didn't put any of the bad reviews in. Gary's still with us, Soundkeeper Gary. Now, Gary, you've been doing this a long time, this radio thing.

You're in the upper management team of ZM. Have you been across the Send It single, and what's your opinion on it? I haven't been across it, no. Because you've been in Hawaii, haven't you? I've been listening to Shaka FM, the best local hits of the 70s and 80s. I love that Soundkeeper Gary has come back from a holiday. We've hit superstardom here with the Hot Mess Express

and now you're our tour manager. We've given you a special task. We've said for our last gig on Wednesday, we were going to play at a bowls club. Instead, we think maybe we do a gig in the heart of Auckland City. Are we ready? Make it free, put on a bar tab

and go large. Gary's hunting out a venue for us at the moment. How's that looking? How's that going? Guys, good news. I've got one. You've got a venue for us.

Best tour manager ever. Can we reveal what the venue is just yet or do we have to, is that still in negotiations? No, we can do it. We can do it. I was chatting to Kate

and Kate said, I'm so looking forward to the Hot Mess Express. I said, I've never heard of it. And she said, I have and I'm ready to go. Kate knows about it. Okay, so this is for this Friday? Yes. No, sorry, this Wednesday?

Thursday. We're going to do a Thursday night? Thursday night. Okay. Valentine's, come and see some romantic Hot Mess Express. Where are we playing? We're at the Greba. Hey!

We can do that. We're going home to Degree, my friend. If you're in Auckland and you want to catch the last warm-up gig for the Hot Mess Express, we'll do Degree Bar Thursday night. Let's get down there and broadcast for the afternoon as well, shall we? I like that idea. And I thought, let's do some grappling, see if we can get anyone else on board. Oh, some of the other flight artists?

I'm thinking some warm-up. Yeah. Some warm-up gigs. Some opening acts. Yeah. See if Stan Walker wants to open for us. Hey, Stan will come down. He'd love and send it.

Leave that with us. We'll get you some details about a Wednesday night rager then, shall we? Good tour managing, Gary. Thursday. Oh, shit. How good's the chase? We've said this on the show shit. How good's the chase? We've said this on the show before. How good's the chase? I do love the chase. It is such

a good watch. I love the British one. You said the Australian one goes quite hard as well. I like the Aussie one because I can get more of the questions right. Because they're more based around... They're less who did King Henry... Exactly. Like, I've never heard of that guy. Yeah, exactly. How's the more,

Shane Warne slept with how many, you know what I mean? Like questions like that. I just love the host of the British one, Bradley. He makes it for me. He's funny, yeah. There's been a record victory, 70,000 pounds won by one person. You know how you get down to the last bit

and it's you versus, like you have to do the pushbacks and stuff, but the more people on your team, the more brains you've got to answer the questions. So if you haven't watched the chase before, it starts with four people and they all have to make it through their own round to get to the final chase. Yes. But you can be knocked out. Yes.

So one person made it to the final round. And she was on $70,000. That's the other bit. She got that much. So that was just her. 70,000 pounds. So that's about $130,000. That's incredible. Just her. Smashed it. 70,000 pounds. 70,000 pounds. So that's about $130,000. That's incredible.

Just her. Smashed it. Absolutely blitzed. Imagine if she becomes a chaser. That's what everyone's saying. So all the tweets are now saying you need to get her on. Her name is Judith. This is the sound of her winning.

Ragamuffin is a breed of what domestic pet? Stop the clock. That is wrong. Cat. Is correct. We pushed the chaser back. 10 required. That is wrong. Cat. Is correct. We push the chaser back. Ten required. A second remaining.

This will be close. Your time starts again now. Which English football club? Time is up. Time is up. $130,000, the New Zealand equivalent. That's incredible. I thought, just to celebrate and for a bit of fun,

why don't we have a radio chase? You know it's my dream to host that show. Is it? Oh, I would love to be the guy who gets to give that kind of money away. So what I've got, I've got some questions for you here. We're going to give you a 60-second round in the chase and we're going to see what your score comes out like. I feel a stitch up coming on.

Producer Ben, you're on deck to, you're on deck to timer. I've got a two minute timer ready to go, mate. Yeah, and Producer Ellie, if you could keep score for us,

that'd be fantastic. Okay, are you ready? So this is a family affair stitch up, is it? Why does it always have to be a stitch up? Because it always is! It's not a stitch-up.

It's not a stitch-up. Okay. Okay? Here we go. Brie, your 60 seconds in the chase starts now. In 1994, which pop star married Elvis' daughter, Lisa Marie Presley? Um, which pop star?

Pass. Pass. Pass. It was Michael Jackson. You're not meant to tell me. It wasn't Michael Jackson. How many angles does a triangle have? Three.

Three is correct. What sort of condiment is fleur de sel? Salt. Salt is correct. Nomophobia is the fear of being separated from which device?

Your phone. Correct. What is the fear of being separated from which device? Your phone. Correct. What is the name of the debut single from the New Zealand DJ duo The Hot Mess Express? Send it. Correct. Who's better, Guy Sebastian or Stan Walker? They're both great. I'm going to need a better answer than that.

Stan Walker. Stan Walker is correct. Which South American country has won the most Miss World titles? Oh, God. Colombia. Colombia is incorrect. Oh, but you can still get a ding. The British summer begins on the last Sunday of which month?

One minute left. One minute remaining. Oh, okay. July? March. I'm not meant to give you the answer. Peregrination. Peregrination is the act of what?

Fornication? Incorrect. The cell phone term 4G. Yes. What does the G stand for? Global. Incorrect. In what country is the city of Hyderabad? Oh, God. Pass. Incorrect.

Oh, God. Pass. That's the Beastie Boys. Captain Planet? Incorrect. In 1994, which pop star married Elvis' daughter, Lisa Marie Presley? Michael Jackson. Correct.

In the Flintstones, who was married to Fred? Wilma. Correct. Time's up. Time is up. That is the end of your chase. So in a two-minute run... She started strong. Yeah.

Didn't finish as strong. Judith got 20 questions correct. Producer Ellie, how many questions did Brie manage to get correct? She got seven. Seven. Seven. In the words of Brie Thomas-El, pretty good. Pretty good, guys.

Pretty good. I mean, she's a genius, so I, pretty good. Pretty good, guys. Pretty good. I mean, she's a genius, so I'll take that. It's all right. My hosting needs work as well. Brie and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, let's get a birthday banger for a Monday. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was top in the charts on your 16th birthday. Alex, kia ora. Hello. Hello, Alex. What's your birthday? 4th of November, 1993.

Okay, Alex, you were 16 in 2009. On the 4th of November and back in 2009, this was number one. Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down? June. Producer Ellie knows the entire Lil Wayne rap to this song as well. Does she? Word for word. I bet she does.

Yes, Producer Ben? Sorry, Producer Ben, come in. Oh, I was just going, Ellie had to shit off her seat. If they don't pick that, there'll be trouble. Wow. Okay. Good to know we're being threatened by our producers. She gets real attached to this segment, doesn't she?

Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Em? 30th of June, 94. Okay, Emily, you were 16 in 2010 on the 30th of June,

and this is your birthday banger. Shoot some cream out of your boobies. California girls, Katy Perry, you happy about that? Yeah, I'm a fan. She had a massive year in 2010. She did have a massive year in 2010. You're absolutely right. She had Firework, California Girls.

What was the other one? What was the other one where they run away together? Teenage Dream. Teenage Dream. There you go. Hi. Ali? Ali. Ali. There you go. Hi. Ellie? Ali.

Ali. What's your birthday, Ali? 30th of July, 1984. Okay, Ali, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 30th of June, and this was number one. I'm out of love, set me free, and let me out this misery Tell producer Ellie there's going to be trouble because we're not playing her song.

Are you into this, Ali, for your birthday banger? I don't mind that song. I actually met her once. Did you? And I can sing along with it. Yeah, she was at St. Luke's Mall way back when I went along. She was not. What was she doing at St. Luke's Mall? She when I went along. She was not. What was she doing at St. Luke's Mall?

She was doing a meet and greet. Really? I thought you were about to say, no, she went to Countdown. She had to get some Rivelon from Farmers. Okay, hey, you don't sound super jazzed about it, but we're going to play it. I'm jazzed about it. She's off it.

Let's rip into some Anastasia for Birthday Banger. out of it. She's off it. Let's rip into some Anastasia for Birthday Banger. Reduce Ellie. You love that? Not happy. Nah, not that happy. Not happy. Well, I am. And you are. I'm stoked. I think we've made the right choice. This is your Birthday Banger ZM.

In the meantime, I've got a short and fun story regarding an exciting Airbnb opportunity. You know how sometimes you book an Airbnb and they might have cool things in there, like I saw one with an indoor pool the other day. They might have a dog that you get to pet. There you are. There's an Airbnb

that has made the news because it has a sex dungeon. Does it? Yes. I did not know about this story. That just came out of nowhere. So it's currently in Pennsylvania. If you're planning a trip there, God knows why you would,

but maybe you are. You can book. This is what you look for. Can I ask a quick question before you tell me? Yeah. You know when you say Pennsylvania? Yeah. Is it just me that thinks of- Transylvania? Is it tell me? Yeah. You know when you say Pennsylvania? Yeah. Is it just me that thinks of... Transylvania?

Is it just me? No, I do too. Do you think of Dracula every time? Yeah, no, I do. I picture Pennsylvania to be legit spooky AF. Is Transylvania a real place? That's a good question. I mean, that has been on my mind for a while.

Let's find out. Let's find out Transylvania Hey Siri Is Transylvania a real place? Here's what I found on the web Is Transylvania a real place? Transylvania is a historical region Which today is located in central Romania

It's real Wow My mind is blown. What do you know? Whoa. Anyway, back to Pennsylvania. We're not even talking about Jerusalem. Different country.

We're back in the United States. Airbnb, Sex Dungeon, if you'd like to rent it. This is what you need to look for. Mansion XS. Just be you. So it's a mansion. Yeah, well, it's a big five-bedroom house, and then this area is down in the-

Oh, this is the plot of a movie line. So it has, not to be too graphic, but it has a bed with lots of chains. It has a wall of whips. It has what looks like a balance beam that you used to walk on in gymnastics with a sheepskin laying over the top of it. What do you do on that?

And then it's got a big cow hide on the floor. $750 a night. That's for the whole house, not just for the dungeon, but a $250 cleaning fee. Yeah, well, there's a lot of things to clean. Deep clean. Steam clean. I mean, you need to get out the bleach.

There's big things that you just have to throw away. It's not my cup of tea, that area. I was going to ask, if you rented that place, so you rock up to this place, you haven't planned it. I'm a bit too vanilla for that area. I was going to ask, if you rented that place, so you rock up to this place, you haven't planned it. I'm a bit too vanilla for that room. You're a bit vanilla? Yeah, which I'm not ashamed of. But say you were.

Say it's your recreation of choice. I can imagine you being the type where you're like feeling a bit adventurous tonight. Hey, Lucy, which is Clint's wife. Lucy, thoughts on lights on tonight? Bree and Clint. Weekdays 3 till 7 on ZM.