ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 11th 2020

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

Shoes and socks dilemmaDean McCarthy live from LADirtiest place in your houseIs Valentine’s Day still a thing?Bree pitches her new candles to Mamma DiDo you go on holiday without your partner?Insta Fame Game ft Robinson!What happened on hens/stags do?Birthday Banger!Lily does ‘Never Have I Ever’Ben meets his girlfriends sisterEmail failsIs Clint now mega famous?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello and welcome to the shortest ever podcast intro attempt. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good afternoon New Zealand.

Yes, I'm back. Clinton Roberts, he's actually still at summer camp, which is a long summer. Is he a bit too old for summer camp? No, there's adult summer camp. You know, you do activities and you sit around in your circle and you say, I'm Clint and my job is radio broadcasting. You know, you learn stuff about people.

Yeah, nice. But the producers are in and we've got some big guests on the show today, which is exciting. Lily McManus, one half of the Bachelorette duo, that is her and Lucina. She will be joining us just after 5.30 today, which I've got some hard-hitting questions for her. An interrogator.

Well, I feel like because Lily was obviously on Celebrity Treasure Island, I was there, we kind of met each other and formed a friendship. I feel like I'm on a level with her where I can just ask her the hard-hitting stuff. Get stuff out of her. Yeah, and just really exploit her for ratings on our show. Yeah, what a great friend you are. Nah, I'm looking forward to having her on.

She's such a great human being. And also, this is exciting, big friend of the show, Robinson is going to be joining us on the show, which she's come on the show a few times and she's always beat me in all of our games that we play. Big rivalry. Yeah, super big rivalry. So we're going to be putting her to the test in Insta Fame Game

and obviously talking about her new EP. It's out on Friday. That's exciting. So all that and a whole lot more coming up on the show today. And, of course, your guesses for Secret Sound, 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock. Don't call now because you're not going to get through. You can call now, though, because we are giving tickets away for the Lexus Urban Polo, the Christchurch one, which is happening on the 29th of Feb.

If you want a double pass to that, you can call us on 0800 DIAL ZM right now. Let's kick off the show with a bit of Ed Sheeran, south of the border, on ZM with Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Look, we like to talk about some serious stuff on this show, like, you know, do you shower at night time or do you shower in the morning? But something that producer Ellie actually brought up earlier today was even more serious. These issues, because I come into work every day

and I'm like, what's today going to bring? And I hope it's this serious because this is big stuff for everyone. And it's really hard-hitting questions and producer Ellie said, you know, do you put your shoes on, sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or are you a sock, shoe, sock, shoe type of person? I mean, it's something that everyone does It's true You know we all do it

But do we ever discuss these things in detail I've definitely got a way in my head I've definitely got a way that I do it That it would weird me out if you did it the other way I think I'm actually going to be against the grain on this one And to be honest I don't really know Because I don't take that much notice Because who really cares?

Nah. That's why I brought it today. But let's talk about it in detail. What are you guys? I'm 100% sock lift on, sock ride on, then my shoe, then my other shoe. So you're sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Done. That's it.

Every time. So am I. Sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Yeah. I think that's probably going to be the majority, but I'm definitely a sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Do you? Yeah.

Do you feel funny? Like you've got a heavy leg for like a few seconds? Off balance? No, because I'm usually sitting down. That's a good point. It doesn't really bother me all that much. Yeah, right. I wonder if there's actually like the majority of people,

you know, the way that the majority of people do it. Yeah. And if there's a reason for that. Yeah, psychology. No. No? No, psychology. No. No? Like, would you be weirded out if you saw someone doing it the other way? I don't think I've ever thought about it that much.

If I saw you do it, now I'm going to look for it. If I saw you, I'd be like, what are you up to? It just looks weird. Because I put my socks on well before I put my shoes on. I'm wandering around the house with my socks on for a while. Really? And then I'm like, all right, Ben, time to go to work. Shoes on, like an adult.

No, I'm definitely a socks on just before I put my shoes on type of person. Right. Yeah, because my feet get claustrophobic. Yeah, same actually. How good is it? It's a sock. The best thing on a hot day is taking your socks and shoes off. Except when you're me because my feet reek.

Oh, yeah, your feet do stink. You're not allowed to take them off when we share hotel rooms and stuff. Let's put this to rest and we'll do a quick poll, a Bree and Clint poll. If you want to have your say 0800 dial ZM, we just want to know are you a sock, sock, shoe, shoe or a sock, shoe, sock, shoe? Big question. We'll get to the bottom of this right next on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Clint away, the producers in helping me out this afternoon with this Snap Poll. Bree and Clint's Snap Poll. It's the question that's taking over Reddit in the last 24 hours. People are asking, are you a sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or are you a sock, shoe, sock, shoe? So important. I mean, what the hell are we talking about?

Who knows? Sounds like I'm talking in Morse code or something. So we've figured out that you guys, producer Ben, producer Ellie, you're both sock, sock first, then shoe, shoe. Yes. And I'm going against the grain, well, in the studio anyway, and I'm a sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Yes. Yep. And I'm going against the grain, well, in the studio anyway, and I'm a sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Yeah, okay.

Because I like to give both equal attention at one point. Right. Okay. That's how I roll. Right. Okay, mate. Which someone on the text machine agrees with me. They said, represent, Bree, 100% agree with you.

Cool. All right. Yes, it's my people. You know, the people are coming out. They're coming through, yeah. Exactly. But we've asked you guys on 0800DIALZM, and agree with you. Cool. All right. Yes, it's my people. You know, the people are coming out. They're coming through, yeah. Exactly. But we've asked you guys on 0800DIALZM because we're asking the hard-hitting questions.

Hope, you're first. It's sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Oh, yes. So you're just running with the, you're a sheep, Hope. I am so far from a sheep. I love conspiracy theory. Have you ever, Hope, actually thought about it when you were, like, doing it? Have you ever thought about what other people do or not at all?

Nah, it's just a thing that you do. I mean, I'm more thinking about trying to find a matching pair of socks, to be honest. That is probably the hardest part about the whole situation. When I have matching socks, I feel like it's going to be a great day. Like you're really achieving at life? I am. socks, I feel like it's going to be a great day. Like you're really achieving at life. I am. Yeah, me too. Thanks for your call this afternoon, Hope.

AJ, g'day, mate. Hey, how you doing? Very well. I want to know from you, which one are you? Are you a sock, sock, shoe, shoe or a sock, shoe, sock, shoe? Definitely sock, sock, shoe, shoe. So you're going with the trend. You're definitely with the majority.

Yeah, yeah. I've been doing this way for 40 plus years. Yeah, I've been doing it for 27. AJ, did you have to sit and think about which way you do it? Because when producer Ellie asked me, I was like, I actually don't really know and I had to really think about it.

No, I've never thought about that but I've often wondered whether people, you know, when they get dressed, start with their socks or start with their shirt or bra or underwear. Middle or

socks first. I mean, wait, AJ, are you a socks first type of guy? I mean, wait, AJ, are you a socks first type of guy? Oh God, no. I was going to say, I was like, you're like a phenomenon. I'd love to hear from someone who is socks first. Let's do that tomorrow.

Appreciate your call, AJ. What about you, Dave? So far, we've got two votes for the sock, sock, shoe, shoe. But Dave, are you something different? No, for the sock, sock, shoe, shoe. But, Dave, are you something different? No, I'm sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Oh, there you go. And I think it's almost a personality defect to do it the other way, to be honest.

Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that I have that then, to be honest. Let's be real. I knew I was a bit strange already. Appreciate your call, Dave. We'll put another vote to that side. Come on, someone. Anton, are you with me your call, Dave. We'll put another vote to that side. Come on, someone. Anton, are you with me? Yeah, nah.

It depends. If you're up on the farm, you've got your socks and jandals. But then when you get on the farm, you just put your gummies on with no socks and you just run for the day. Otherwise you have to hang your socks out. No, you can wash your gumboots in the room. Oh, okay.

Oh, true, yeah. I see what you're saying. Because otherwise you've got your socks and your shoes and your socks and your gummies and whatever and you're flossing around and you have to go hang your socks up and they just take days to dry. I see. You've really thought a lot about this, Anton.

You have. Oh, it's just a wake-up for the thing you do, you know. Shut up, boy. No, I appreciate it, Anton. I guess there you have it. Four people who are, and I guess you guys included, all one way. So I'll ask myself the question, you all right? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy joins us live from LA. Big day yesterday with the Grammys, the Oscars. The Grammys? Oscars. Oscars. I mean, they're all the same. One's music, one's film and television. Was it the ESPYs? No.

The Soapies. The Oscars. The Logies? The Logies? Oh, throw the Logies in there. No, it was the Oscars yesterday. And Dean, you've actually got the official list of the Beyoncé and Jay-Z afterparty. I'll tell you what happens. This is a secret afterparty. So we all knew about the Elton John one.

We all knew about the Vanity Fair one. We found out today that Jay-Z and Beyoncé had their own secret VIP, sorry, VVVIP afterparty at the Chateau Marmont. Let me just tell you who was there. All the Kardashians, Kim and Kanye, Charlize Theron, Reese Witherspoon, Spike Lee. This was the party that was supposed to be just like a secret little gathering

of like a couple of friends or whatever and turned into the party all the big A-list styles went to. Now, Chateau Marmont, just to give you some context, a cup of tea or a coffee at the Chateau Marmont, including tip and everything, you're probably looking at about $15, maybe $20. This is fabulous. This is super fabulous.

It's the same place they shot A Star Is Born with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. They shot it in there. Super fabulous, super gorge, and it was even better than going to the Oscars, really. God, that party literally had super famous people. Can you imagine somehow getting into that party, Dean? If I managed to get my way in there,

I'd love to just be the drunkest person there. You'd go for it. Because what a great story. I feel like you'd do that anyway. You've got nothing to lose. Can you imagine, like, chewing Kim Kardashian's ear off about something? Where's your juice from? You've got to tune into the Brian Clint podcast.

Yeah, is your dress made out of crocodile? Who knows what could happen, you know? Make friends with the rich and famous. We appreciate your time, Dean. And, of course, I'm not going to ask because I know you were at the party. No, I wish. Are you kidding me? You're fading out.

You're fading out. Blue Ivy. He definitely was there because he is a VVVIP. The latest brought to you by KFC. KFC is a proud sponsor of Surf Life Saving New Zealand. Free in Clint. Hi there. This is my turn.

Hi. It's good to be here, guys. Thank you for having me. So I... You handled... Can I just say... Was that professional? You handled seamless.

No one noticed that I didn't remember to talk. Yeah, no, I couldn't tell at all. Okay, good. You nailed it. Thank you, everybody. But you actually had a story. You told me there was an article that was released about what is the dirtiest place in your home. Yes.

And I was like, oh, the toilet. And I was like, no, Bree, that's where you're wrong because there's something else. They haven't been to my house then. That's a good point. But did you want to try and guess? Yeah, I feel like I might be able to get it. Okay. But, I mean, I think we should set a time limit.

Okay. Mr. Benny, you've got a good old timer there. I can give you 30 seconds. All right, okay. I'm going to name all the places I think could be the dirtiest place in your home. Also a good insight to Bree's house. I was going to say, I'm going to reveal a lot about myself here. Okay, you start me whenever.

Three, two, one, go. The kitchen sink. No. The bath mat. No. The dishwasher. No. Inside the washing machine.

No. The crack in the couch. Good, no. The shower drain. No. Shower in general. No. Some people do a lot of stuff in there.

The toilet bowl. No. Inside the fridge. No. Oh, yeah general. No. Some people do a lot of stuff in there. The toilet bowl. No. Inside the fridge. No. Oh, yeah. That's all I've got. What? Oh, that's all I've got.

Carpet. My flatmate's room. Ben, you're on to something there. The floor. The floor. Carpet. Wait, the mat. A specific floor in the house.

Oh, kitchen floor. No. The lounge room. No. The bedroom. Yes! She's got it! She's got it!

Yes, it turns out these guys in the UK did some research and the average bedroom floor is 10 times dirtier than the toilet seat. Shut up. Because the bacteria on the carpet was also, it was also double the amount of bacteria in the living room and 10 times of a sweaty gym floor. You're kidding. Yeah, apparently the office floors are actually the cleanest carpet.

Because they probably get cleaned the most. Yeah, but with bedrooms, they've got lots of dust and dust mites that live in there. And you don't really clean your carpet. I mean, you vacuum every now and then. Lots of activities happen in the bedroom. Exactly right. Do you know each dust mite produces 20 waste droppings each day? Yeah, I'm allergic to those little...

So am I. Are you? Yeah. I'm allergic to dust mites. Same. I just get really bad hay fever. Me too. Yeah, I'm allergic to those little... So am I. Are you? Yeah. I'm allergic to dust mites. What happens if you... Same. I just get really bad hay fever. Me too.

Yeah. Yeah, so apparently... And it's everywhere. Yeah, no, literally like breathing in their poo. That's so gross. Pretty much. It's true. No, it's true.

It says there's equating to around 20,000 particles of faeces in every cubic foot of air in your room. How grim is that? Wait, so think about that. Think about you're living in your own filth. Yeah, nice. Obviously at home. So, you know, I mean, it's gross, but like, you know, whatever.

Now think about the carpet in a bedroom in a hotel. Oh, my gosh. I never want to stand up. And do you walk around with no socks on? I definitely have. Yep, 100%. Have you ever thought about that? I never walk around without my socks on. I definitely have. Yep, 100%. Have you ever thought about that? I'd never walk around without my socks on.

Really? Yeah, in a hotel. Okay, now that's good advice. I won't be doing that anymore. The one time I did at a hotel, should I say where it was? No, don't. It was about one place in New Zealand, actually. Okay.

I'm pretty sure I got athlete's foot. Oh, no. Probably. Did you have weird jandals in the shower? No. That's always a good one, actually. Okay. I'm pretty sure I got athlete's foot. Oh, no. Probably. Did you have weird jandals in the shower? No. Oh, that's always a good one, too. And to be honest, looking at the shower, I definitely should have.

Bree and Clint. But something that is coming up and hopefully Clint is back for, I don't know why I'd want him back on Valentine's Day. Yeah, what? Some of you haven't told us. But it is Valentine's Day this Friday, which I mean, last year I was all alone and I was definitely not about celebrating Valentine's Day because I was sad. What did you do for Valentine's Day last year? I think I just sat home and cried.

Nice. Happy tears because I could do whatever I wanted because I wasn't held down in a relationship. No, but I was thinking this afternoon because obviously all of us in here are seeing someone. Yeah. So Valentine's Day, I wanted to do a quick poll with you guys. Do you celebrate it or not? Ella, you go first. Oh, I go first?

Okay. Well, last night it was the first my partner Sam had actually even thought about it. It was when my flatmate mentioned it. And then he came up with an excuse saying, oh, I don't celebrate that because I celebrate you every day, Ellie. Oh, that's good. Classic. Classic. So no, I don't think I'm celebrating it this year because I'm not going to get him anything

either. No, this is your opportunity to get him something really good. So show him up. And go Thursday. Go Thursday night. I'm just getting ready for tomorrow. Yeah. I'm thinking a whole room full of balloons.

Yes. No, okay. That's a lot of admin. It is a lot of admin. What about you, Producer Ben? You doing anything? No, I'm not doing anything. Nothing?

No. Why have you got a smile on your face? It has been brought up a fair bit in the last week, maybe twice, three times. I don't like it. I don't like the idea of it. Is she mentioning it? Yeah, every now and then.

Ben, let me give you some advice. But also, like, the Crusaders are playing. Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, Lisa, Ben, look at me, please. Look at me. If she's mentioned it and you decide to watch the Crusaders game, when I know she's a league fan. Yeah, which the league's also on.

We can watch the league. You're going to be in the dog box. No. Yeah. Just the league's also on. We can watch the league. You're going to be in the dog box. No. Yeah. You just do something little. If she hadn't mentioned it, no, but she has. I think that's a big old hint. So you're in trouble.

It's actually interesting. I looked up some statistics on it. Yeah. Apparently about a decade ago, 60% of people had planned to celebrate Valentine's Day in some way. Okay. But we skipped to 2020, 10 years later. Apparently it's down to like only 51% of people.

Okay. Actually celebrate the holiday. Yeah, well, it's just another day you've got to spend money. Money, yeah. Isn't it? You know, it's just too much. You're so romantic. Bree and Clint.

Now, something that I launched, guys, the producers are in to help me. I launched this idea on the show yesterday, and it was around the candle that Gwyneth Paltrow released a couple of weeks ago. We had the idea of releasing our own version. We're still workshopping what exactly that's going to be, but someone I like to run all my ideas past is, of course, my mother. Hi, Mum.

Hi, guys. How are you going? Hi, Brianna. I never hear from you unless you ring me on the radio. Well, all I use you is for the radio now. But I wanted to get you on this afternoon because I wanted to run an idea past you that was talked about yesterday, Mum. Okay.

So I need to give you a bit of background information. Are you aware of the candle that Gwyneth Paltrow launched a couple of weeks ago? Yes, I am, Brianna, and I'm not that impressed with it. Do you know what that candle was called? I don't know, but I know it was concerned with private parts. Oh, so you're up to date on your pop culture. I like that. We've got a little clip here to refresh your memory.

It's a candle and it's called This Smells Like My Vagina. I mean, what a great idea, Mum. Would you want one? They're $75 US. Absolutely not. Yeah, you're more a bum girl, aren't you? Oh, Brianna. Which is why, and it brings me to my next point.

It brings me to my next point, Mum, where in the works currently, Ben and Ellie are also helping me out on this, we're workshopping the idea of potentially, instead of a vagina candle, a bum candle. Oh, no. Don't waste your time. That is absolutely disgusting. All right. That's even worse. that's what I thought you'd say.

So I'm just going to run a few more ideas past you and then you tell me your favourite one out of the lot, okay? Okay. So bum candle. This candle smells like my bum was the first idea, which you don't seem to love. What about this candle smells like my feet? This candle smells like my sweaty armpit.

And probably one of my favourites, Mum, which I think you're going to love it, we're going to make a candle potentially, if you give us the go-ahead, called this candle smells Like My Gooch. Oh, Brianna, that is absolutely disgusting. Honestly. So can I have you?

Think about that. Can I get your support on the? No. So you don't want. No, you can't. You don't want your support on the... No. So you don't want... No, you can't. You don't want the gooch candle. No, Brianna. You shouldn't be saying that.

That's awful. It wouldn't really smell like that. We'd make it smell like sandalwood or something. Then it wouldn't be a true smell, would it? Perfect. Locking it in. Mum and Di on board for any of the ideas above. We appreciate your time, Mum.

Business partner, your name's going on the candle. No, no, it's not, Rhianna. Nobody would want the age of a person my age in a candle. They don't even want to come into the house. Too late. Locking it in. Mothball smell candle. Love it.

Thanks, Mum. Love you. See you later, Mum. But something big, producers, is going on in my life at the moment. Well, not too big. I don't want to make a big deal out of it. It's not really a thing at all, actually. I feel like it is a thing now, though.

What is it? I'm going to put a trout roll in there. I've booked, well, we have booked, me and my girlfriend, our first overseas holiday together. That's exciting. Yes, thank you, guys. Thank you. Yeah.

Pretty excited. That's very cool. We're going to go to Bali in a few months. Cool. Very Aussie of you. I like it. And we're going to really see if this relationship can go the distance. True, literally. I thought you'd just go just to really see if this relationship can go the distance. True, literally.

I thought you'd just go just to have fun on a holiday. No. Well, that too. But do you know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean. You really get to know someone when you have to live with them in a tiny hotel room, don't you? Yeah.

But I actually was reading these different articles the other day and it reminded me of it because they were talking about how people who obviously with someone, say if you're married or if you've been dating someone for a long time, obviously you always go on holidays with that person. Yeah. Well, that's what I thought. Right. It's quite default, right?

Like let's say you, Ellie, you've been with your boyfriend for how long now? Yeah, almost three years. Three years? When was the last time not including work stuff that you guys went on separate holidays? I went to Samoa actually a couple of years ago

and then we went to LA together so yeah probably two years ago. You were the wrong person to ask. Nah but mainly we'd go on holiday together, like every other time. Like it'd be unusual for you guys to book separate holidays. Yeah, it would actually. But apparently it talks about how when you go on holidays constantly with a partner, it's a totally different experience

to go alone or with friends. That makes sense, hey. But what if you really enjoyed going on holiday on your own, even if you were with someone? But that's what I mean. Yeah. Like, can you do that? I've done it.

Have you? Yeah. Did the relationship last? Hey. But that was a long time ago. I went hiking for three and a half weeks. I was like, I want to do it on my own. I'm going to do me.

I don't want you to come. How did that conversation go down? It was fine because I obviously love doing that. But I was like, I know you can't to the person. I was like, you wouldn't be able to. And I wanted to do it on my own. Yeah, right. And I was like, I want to use all my leave to do this.

Nice. And I want to use all my leave, which potentially means I don't want to go on any holidays with you any time soon. I had three days at the end of it. I was like, I could see you then. I've got a whole three days. Oh, Harris, I could see you then. I've got a whole three days. How thoughtful of you then. I'll be so tired though.

But it wasn't good and it didn't last and you're right. Well, there you go. But I feel like it does work for some people. Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, which is I guess why I wanted to ask people listening to the show. 0800 dial ZM. I want to know, do you do this are you with someone are you

dating someone but do you go on separate holidays yeah okay you can call us now 0800 dial zm or you can text us on 9696 it'll be interesting to hear from people getting into some very interesting uh i guess areas of partnerships and going on holidays without your partner ben right yeah because i mean i've just booked my first overseas holiday with my partner thank you uh thank you to bali have fun i know it's gonna be good um but i read this article that was talking about how when people get into relationships, a lot of the time a lot of people don't ever end up going on a holiday alone or with their friends. While they're in that relationship.

Yeah, while they're in that relationship. And apparently it can be quite detrimental to having certain experiences in your life. I think it's definitely important to go on a couple's holiday. Be careful. You're in a relationship. I think it's definitely important to go on a couple's holiday. Be careful. You're in a relationship. I like holidays. No, wait.

Are you saying it's important to go on couple's holidays? Yes, on a holiday together with your partner. Yeah, but then do you think you should go on separate holidays as well? Yep. I see both. I see both. Yeah. Don't dig me into holes I don't want to be in, Bruce.

Can you hear that, Producer Ellie? Hear that? Yeah. No, don't dig me into holes I don't want to be in, Bruce. Can you hear that, producer Ellie? Hear that? Yeah. No, don't do this again. Oh, that's a whip sound effect. But we've asked you guys to call on 0800DIALZM because I want to hear your guys' experience about if you do this, are you in a relationship?

Do you go on separate holidays? And do you go on couple holidays, either or? Let's go to Nikita first. Hi, Nikita. Hiya. Is this something you and your partner do? Yeah, all the time. So I recently booked a trip to Japan.

I was just a friend. I've been to Bali with just friends. I ended up moving away to Queensland for a couple months. Really? How long have you been in a relationship for? About four years. Okay. And is this something you guys talk about and you both do

or is it just something that you do? Yeah, definitely. So he's a photographer, so he does a lot of, like, hikes and camping trips. Sometimes he'll take mates if I can't go along or he'll just go do it by himself. Right. I think we, yeah, go do it by himself. Right. Yeah, I think it's healthy.

Yeah, like I totally see where you're coming from and obviously you get like a different kind of experience and, you know, to going on a – but do you go on couples holidays as well or just the – Oh, all the time. Okay. All the time. So it just sounds like you guys are holidaying constantly.

Yeah. I need your job to keep. Thanks for calling through. Let's go to Amy are holidaying constantly. Yeah. I need your job, Nikita. Thanks for calling through. Let's go to Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. Is this something you've done in your relationships? Yeah, my partner's currently in the Gold Coast with his friends.

Right. So wait, is it for a special occasion? They all have birthdays near each other, so they decided to go on a boys' trip. Okay, so it's not like for a stag do or anything. It's just because there's a few different birthdays and they're going to the Goldie together. So does that mean you get, is it like one for one?

Yeah, right. Because he's going on the boys' trip to the Gold Coast, do you get to go on a trip with the girls? I could if I wanted, but I actually lived overseas for quite a while at the start of our relationship, so I just kind of only fear that he gets to as well. Right, so how long did you live overseas for? Five months.

Whoa! Yeah. Was that rough? It was really, really hard, but I think we're a lot better because of it. Okay, well, there you go. Thanks for calling through. There's some really interesting texts coming through on this.

If you are holiday without your partner, someone texted through and they said, I've been with my partner for seven years and every year we do a two week holiday alone. Really? So you just take the two weeks off together and then one person's going one way and the other, yeah.

It's like refresh, kind of reset. Recharge the batteries. Let you miss the person, I. It's like refresh, kind of reset. Recharge the batteries. Let you miss the person, I guess, and, you know, that kind of stuff. Other people have texted through and they said, someone said, I went and did a working holiday in Canada for four months while my fiancé stayed at home. We have been together for 11 years and it worked out fine. Oh, wow, that's nice.

That's cool. You must have, like, a really good relationship if you're, like, you know, spending that long together. Let's go one more person. Nikita on 0800DIALZM. Do you and your partner have separate holidays? We have. I've sent her away for a week or so.

I feel like... I think maybe I get the holiday when I send her away. No, I'm just kidding. Nikita, you're talking about something totally different. Bree and Clint. This is super exciting. Please welcome to the studio our favourite guest in the whole world, Robinson.

Hi. How are you? It's been too long. It has been too long. Although whenever you're in here, I do sense that we have a big rivalry between you and I. Oh, yes, the competition. We do love to play a game or two, which we will get to that.

But I wanted to ask you, because this is super exciting, new EP. I know. Out Friday called Watching You. Tell us about it. So it's been like, I don't know, I'm trying to think of the oldest song on the EP. Maybe a year in the making of writing. And very exciting. I thought while you were here, because obviously every time you come in to see us,

we do play a game and I can't believe what, I can't remember what the score is. I feel like it's one a piece, which is why I thought we could throw you in the ring for a bit of Insta fame game. What? Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers. No.

She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Instafame game. Now, Robinson, usually it's me versus Clint in this game, but because Clint's away, you're the perfect person to take his place. You know I love a game. I know. You're very competitive. I already feel competitive. Wait.

So, explain a little tiny bit, please. Alright, so produce Ellie. Sorry, I'm so ready. Yeah, she's going to explain the rules. I'm going to run the game. Explain now, someone. Alright, so basically you've got a piece of paper in front of you there and a pen. That is for you to use. Yes.

And I'm going to give you a celebrity on Instagram and you just have to write down how many followers you think they have and then I'll look at both scores and you get points for each round you win. And it's first to three, okay? Yeah. Yeah? Is it like, but we don't have to first to get there?

It's just... No, you've got like a couple of seconds to do it, yeah. Yeah, we've got like three or four seconds, but are you on Instagram a lot? Yes. All right. I'd say my screen time's

rather high. Nice. Yeah, same here. Mine's quite high. Not as high as Ellie's. No, mine was really... I bet you mine was higher. It was like a day and a half

or something for a week on Instagram. So, mine was... Wait, I was about to say mine was 48 hours a day. I was like, is that even worth it? Probably not. There are not that many hours in a day. Was it four hours a day?

That's a lot. Maybe it was a week, 48 hours a week. No. Oh, she would take. Oh, so it is two days. Nice. All right, I'll tell you that you win that one. Jeez.

All right. I don't know. Okay. Do you even have time to shower? And I take my phone, life proof case. All right. I don't know. Okay. Do you even have time to shower? I take my phone life proof case. All right. I've actually picked celebrities that you follow, Robinson. I'm trying to give you a leg up.

Thank you. Oh, this is BS. This game is rigged. All right. Your first celebrity. How many followers does Lewis Capaldi have? Oh. Lewis.

He's very funny. I do know that. Okay. But he's been around for how long though? Oh, wait. I do know that. Okay. But he's been around for how long, though? Oh, wait, what? Yeah, all right. Now write down your answer, and I'm going to read out what you wrote. All right.

For Lewis Capaldi, Bree, you've written $12 million. What did you write? Robinson, you've written $11.5 million. We're so close. I'm looking at my stuff. I wasn't. Not from over here. I actually couldn't see it. I didn't see anything'm from over here. You actually couldn't see it.

I didn't see anything. Lewis Capaldi has 4.7 million. So that's a point to you, Robinson. Nice work. By 0.5. I was about to put my point down. I've got it here. Don't worry.

One to Robinson. Second celebrity. This is actually a group, Little Mix. How many followers do Little Mix have? Yeah, I have been on their Instagram one time or another. Nice. Oh, I don't know, actually. That was wrong.

All right. For Little Mix, Robinson, you've put 22 million. Bree, you've put 15 million. Little Mix have 12.5 million. That is a point to Bree. It's one all. I was going to do something more around that. All right.

One apiece. Your next celebrity, how I was going to do something more around that. Right. All right. Your next celebrity. How many followers does Miley Cyrus have? Oh. Yeah, she's one of the big ones. Surely. Is she? Do they do points?

Yeah, yeah, you can put points, yeah. All right. For Miley Cyrus, Bree, you put 89 million. Yeah, I've gone high. Robinson, you put 40.2 million. I feel like I've put 89 million. Yeah, I've gone high. Robinson, you've put 40.2 million. I feel like I've got that. Come on. I've messed it up.

Miley Cyrus has 104 million. It's a point to Brie. I knew it. All right. Freak out. She's a juggernaut. It's 2-1 here. Brie, you can take this out, Robinson.

So you need to get this one right. I'm having a bad day. It's all right. Technically, does she play for Clint? So I take the point off Clint. Oh, we'll talk about that later. All right, you're for celebrity. How many followers does Robinson have?

I literally was just on your Instagram. Thank God, I've got it. Nice. Yay. Yay me. All right. For Robinson, Brie, you've put 40K For Robinson. Bree, you've put 40K for Robinson.

That's really nice of you. Robinson, you've put 13K for Robinson. And Robinson, in fact, does have 13K. Well done. You deserve more than that. Guys, what's your handle? What is your handle? Robinson X Music.

Come on, guys. Get on that. Follow Robinson. Great content. All right. Oh, it's all tied up. This is the tie break. This is exciting, though. Yeah. All right. Please all tied up. This is exciting though. Please be Selena Gomez. Please be my Instagram.

Alright, your final celebrity. How many followers does Harry Styles have? He's had a very big recent PR tour. So I'd like to talk it out in my mind then. That's fine.

Alright. Mm. Yeah. So I like to talk it out in my mind then. Yeah, no, it's fine. Mm. All right. I'll give you five more seconds each. All right, I think I've got it. Okay, for the tie break, Harry Styles, Bree, you've put $75 million. Robinson, you've put $115 million. Has anyone seen the lights-up video? Come on. Oh, no.

Maybe I've gone too low. Harry Styles has $26.1 million. Has anyone seen the lights up video? Come on. Oh, no. Maybe I've gone too low. Harry Styles has 26.1 million. Get it! How does he have 26 million? I don't know. That's insane. I think there's more, right? That is insane.

People are being undercut here. Is that a word? Yeah, that we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so Brie won. Let's not take my winning moment away as I've destroyed Robinson this afternoon in the Instagram. You nailed it.

I'm really proud of you. All that means is that you have to come back and see us and play again. I apparently don't go on Instagram enough. Apparently you need to spend more time. I've never been good with numbers. We appreciate you coming in to see us. Robinson's EP is out Friday. This Friday. It's called is out Friday, this Friday.

It's called Watching You. Jump on there and give it a listen. It's going to be a ripping one. Thanks, mate. Thank you. When did it all go horribly wrong on the stag or hen's night? That's what I want to know this afternoon. Yeah, nice.

Because a story has come out about Margot Robbie. We all know Margot Robbie, the actress. She was on Jimmy Fallon and she's a renowned home job tattoo artist. Did you guys know that? No. I only knew that after the show. Well, yeah, I actually knew that about her before this because she used to talk about how she bought a tattoo gun on eBay

and she used to tattoo everyone of the cast on Suicide Squad. Oh, wow. I think she gave every one of the actors in that movie a tattoo. Is it? Well, maybe not. Depends how good she is. Yeah, well, she's not trained and she's had an absolute disaster at one of her hens nights.

Here she is talking about it. One of my good friends was getting married in Australia. Had the hens the night before. There was a lot of drinking and then we were like, oh, we'll get matching tattoos because that's a great idea. Tattooing my friend on her back. And then when I showed her afterwards, she was like, oh, she didn't know that's what I was getting.

And I was like, oh. She's like, doesn't matter. Like, I like it either way. And I was lucky she was cool about it. But do you know who was not cool about it? Her mum, the next day at the wedding, when she walked down the aisle as one of the maids of honour in a backless dress. And this red raw scabbing tattoo. And her mum was filthy with me.

She was so, like, roused at me at the wedding. She was so angry. What a disaster. Wouldn't you have thought about that, that you were wearing a backless dress? Totally. But then I also thought to myself, literally just the weekend past, I was chatting to a few of my mates about, you know, stuff that has gone wrong on the stag and hen's nights

because recently my cousin Ryan, he's getting married uh which i'm going to the wedding in a few weeks and they pushed him he actually fell through a piece of glass really and cut his arm really badly at four in the morning and now he's got like 15 stitches in his arm for the wedding oh that's but that's not even the worst of it because then my friend Dan, he goes, oh, I had a bit of a whoopsie on one of the stag do's that I organised one time. Oh, no. And I don't know if I should be talking about this.

No, you've got to now. You've named him too. Because him and his, yeah, right? Him and his mate, they were kind of like, you know, what should we organise for the stag and for the night to make it interesting? He's the type of guy that comes up with these crazy ideas, but he doesn't really ever think that that will actually happen. Yeah, right.

And they came up with this stupid idea, and if you're listening, do not do this, where they thought about branding the stag. What, like? What? What? Oh, yeah, not a good idea. Not a good idea, right? Anyway, they actually researched it quite a lot

and put in heaps of research to make it safe and all this kind of stuff. Yeah. But let's just say it ended in complete disaster. And that was, it did not end well. How close to the wedding was it? It was a couple of weeks out from the wedding and he ended up not being able to swim on his honeymoon. Oh, that sucks.

There was a skin graft involved. It was real bad. Really bad. Like a disaster. Anyway, so he was telling me this story and I was like, oh, cool. So you're not coming to my hen's night. Anyway, have you guys ever heard of anyone having a bit of a whoopsie on the hen's night or stag do?

No, not personally, no. No, I've only ever been on one stag do and it was during the day, so nothing bad at all happened. You should one time ask Ross Boss about his stag do. Really? I will. Yeah, apparently they made him do all kinds of things. Like he's terrified of heights and they made him jump off the Sky Tower.

Oh, nah. Fantastic. Yeah. I just have nightmares about it. It's just the one place you don't want anything to go wrong. Especially if it's like a week out. I can have fun. I can have fun with the guys or the girls.

I just don't want to be impaled or injured because I'm getting married. Broken arm's not good on a wedding day. You know, it's not worth it. Not good for the photos. But in spirit of that, I want people to call. 0800 DIALZM. Maybe you've been involved in a hens or a stag do that's gone horribly wrong. Yeah.

I want you to call through now or you can text us on 9696. I'm gearing up for some of these stories we're about to do next, Producer Ben. I'm ready. Margot Robbie's in the news at the moment because she talks about a nightmare she had on a hen's night where she said she used her home tattoo gun to tattoo one of the bridesmaids. Imagine just putting your hand up and being like,

guys, if you want a tattoo, I can do it. I've got a gun. Apparently she was tattooing everyone. It was all good until she tattooed one of the bridesmaids' back. Yeah. And she had to wear a backless dress the next day at the wedding. Not good. And mum wasn't happy at all.

Not impressed. So we've asked you guys on 0800DIALZM, how did it go horribly wrong at the Stag or Hens night? Who do we want to go to first? Let's go to Tammy on 0800 Dial ZM. Hi, Tammy. How you going? Very well.

Tammy, I'm keen to hear what happened on the Stag or Hens night. So it was my sister's husband, Stag Do. Okay. And my brother, who was meant to be making the wedding cake, decided to go and said stag do. Okay. Got quite intoxicated. Right.

Made his way home by foot. Somehow found himself in someone's backyard. Yeah. Tried to jump their corrugated iron fence and sliced his hand open. No cake for the wedding. Well, mum ended up making the cake. And more importantly, was he okay? Yeah.

Yeah, he woke up in like a history ditch thing. Oh, see, drink responsibly, people, especially before a very important occasion. Especially when you've got a job at the occasion. Exactly right. Appreciate you calling through, Tammy. I love this text that someone has sent through. What went horribly wrong on the stag or hen's night?

Someone said two of my friends were getting married. His stag do was the weekend before the wedding. Don't do that. No, it's dangerous. You're playing with fire. Look how angry you're getting. I don't understand it. I'm like, stop it. Stop doing it. Why are you doing it?

It's not the movies. It's not the movies. Have it at least a month. Why would you do that? At least a month out. He said he fell out of a window and broke both of his arms so he had to have two arms in cast at his wedding day and on his honeymoon in Bali.

Two slings. Can you imagine? How would they put the ring on? You're going to have to rotate your body around. Oh, God, that's not great, is it? Not great at all. There's a few other texts coming through. Someone said, I worked with someone who got covered with dye

the night before on his stag do and it did not come out. The dye didn't come out? No, so it probably was blue for his wedding or something. Let's go to Jackie also. Jackie, hi Jackie. Hi. What happened on the stag? I'm laughing because I'm the wife of the barley stag of the barley.

Wait. What? I'm the wife of the first text. No, you're not. Wait, so wait. Hold on, wait a second. You didn't text that in. No. I'm not going to be laughing. Shut up.

What was the text? So one of your friends has texted in and said two of my friends were getting married and he's stagged him for the weekend before. You're the bride. I'm bride. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is crazy.

What did you say, Jackie, when you found out that your hubby-to-be had broken both of his arms a week before the wedding? So the rule was to the boys, just don't let anything happen to his face. Please don't let anything happen. So they all came back laughing and said,'t let anything happen to his face. Please don't let anything happen. So they all came back laughing and said, well nothing happened to his face. I was like, oh my gosh. I could just imagine the phone call they would have sent. You said, nothing about his

arms. So I was real busy because it was a week before because his best man lives overseas. So that's why we couldn't have that out further. So he had to travel. So I was just busy doing wedding things, and I had missed calls at about 10. I was like, oh, this isn't good.

And then I phoned them, and they're like, babe, I'm in hospital. I was like, whatever. Don't lie. And then he's like, I've broken both my arms. I was like, oh, you know. Does that mean he wore a sleeveless suit? No. So then I was like, FaceTime me.

And then he FaceTimed me. And then both the broken arms were in the photo. And I just hung up. And I was like, I can't even talk to you right now. I've spent over $30,000 on this wedding. Whoa. And I phoned him back. And I phoned his mother.

And I was like, I didn't even ask him if he was okay. She was like, neither did I. And I was like, put him back. I was like, are you okay? He's like, I'm fine. But I think I need surgery. So I had to pay 600 bucks to get him back the next day.

He continued on out. He went, he got his arms casted. Two hours later, he continued out partying until 7am. Both casts on. Oh my.

Going out clubbing. God. He's a trooper. It went viral, as you know, because you got a text. We were even in Bali on the honeymoon.

Obviously, he couldn't swim. We had these random people come up to us and they're like, is this you? That was a photo of my husband he made.

Oh, my God. Both of us cast on. They're like, how did you do it, mate? How did you take it? Can I take a wild guess as to what the first dance was? It was terrible.

Was it the robot? Oh, I appreciate you calling through, Jackie. At least you got a sense of humour about it, right? I'm sorry. You got to laugh. All right, this is where we take your guys' birthdays and we throw it into a system here

and we figure out what was actually number one on your 16th birthdays. Then we'll play one of those songs in full. Let's kick it off with Nathan. G'day, Nathan. Hey, how you doing? Good. Nathan, what's your birthday? 25th of the 7th, 94.

All right. You were 16 in 2010 on the 25th of July. And Nathan, this is your birthday banger. We speak no Americano. What do you reckon, Nathan? Could be worse. Could be worse, but that's all good. Was this Yolanda Be Cool? Are you asking me? Yeah.

Yeah, don't know. I feel like it was. I don't mind that one, Nathan. Bit of a different one. Bit of a moment in time. Yeah, it was. But we'll see what else we get this afternoon. Let's go to Peter next. Peter. Hello. G'day, Pete.

What's your birthday, Pete? 14 February 1963. All right, Peter. You were 16 in 1979 on the 14th of Feb, which is actually on Friday, on Valentine's Day, Pete. So happy birthday for Friday. This is your birthday banger. Ha-ha!

MCA! Woo! Yeah, Pete! Oh, yeah, that's the winner. The Village People, YMCA. I mean, I love it. What do you think? That's the winner. The Village People YMCA. I mean, I love it. What do you think? That's the winner.

That's the winner right there. Pretty cracking birthday banger. Stay there, Pete. I have a feeling you might be winning this afternoon, but we need to see what Rhiannon's is first. Hi, Rhiannon. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you, Rhi?

Yeah, I'm not too bad, actually. That's good for a Tuesday. I mean, we're not even halfway through the week yet, but we're getting there. I'm just thinking of payday tomorrow. Oh, you've got payday tomorrow. Nice one. Let's give you a birthday banger. What's your birthday?

My birthday's actually tomorrow as well. No way. And I was born in 2001. Oh, amazing. Well, happy birthday for tomorrow. Oh, thank you. Are you doing anything special?

Nah, just staying at home with my partner. Oh, so you've I think he might actually cook for once. Whoa. Put in your order now, Rhiannon.

Let's give you a birthday banger. You were 16 in 2017 on the 12th of Feb. So back in 2017, around this time, tomorrow, this was top of the charts.

Shape of You, Ed Sheeran. This was humongous. This was big. This was huge. This still is huge. And it was played a lot, Rhiannon. What do you think? You like it? I don't mind it.

It was my favourite back when it came out. Yeah. I feel like the YMCA is a bit better. Yeah, I reckon too. But we might say goodbye to you now. Have a good birthday for tomorrow, okay? Oh, thank you. See you guys.

Bye. I mean, I'm voting for YMCA. What do you guys think? Well, yeah, I'd definitely vote for that. Ellie? Yes, I would also vote for that, I think. Yeah. No, why not? No, do you want Shape of You? Yeah, do you see what you want? Are you sure?

No, I've thought about it. Because you seem to really light up when Shape of You came on. Oh, favourite song of the week. Yeah, no, I love it. No, we're just joking. Pete, guess what? You've won Birthday Banger this afternoon. Awesome. And I think everyone else has won because YMCA, the village people, here we go to Birthday Banger this afternoon. Awesome. And I think everyone else has won because YMCA, the village people. Here we go to birthday banger this afternoon right here on ZM.

Thank you. Thank you. Cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go I said young man When you're short on your dough You can stay there And I'm sure you will find many ways To have a good time

It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA They have everything for your man to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA You it's fun to stay at home. YMCA, you can get yourself clean. You can have a good meal. You can do whatever you feel.

Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make brilliant dreams, but you've got to know this one thing, no man does it all by himself, I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf and just go there, to the YMCA, I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the YMCA. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. They have everything for young men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA You can get yourself clean You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel Young man, I was once in your shoes I said I was down and out with the blues I felt no man cared if I were alive I felt the whole world was so dry That's when someone came up to me and said Young man, take a walk up the street It's a place there called the YMCA

They can start you back on your way It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA They have everything for the mental joy You can hang out with all the boys YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA

Young man, young man There's no need to feel down Young man, young man Pick yourself off the ground YMCA And just go to the YMCA Young And just go to the YMCA. Just hang a man out of your shoes.

There it is. Birthday banger for this afternoon. YMCA, the village people. That is the reason why we do birthday banger on this show. For people who didn't like that. I mean, what a group. Bring the village people back. Yeah, bring them back.

Bring them to Friday Jam. Yeah, bring them back. I mean, they were great. Bring them to Friday Jams. Someone texted through and they said, I'm at the gym listening to Birthday Banger right now and it's bloody hard trying to look cool and calm on the outside when I'm doing the YMCA on the inside. But joining me in the studio right now, even better, it's Lily from The Bachelorette.

Lily McManus. What's with the music's Lily from The Bachelorette. Lily McManus. What's with the music? It's The Bachelorette music. Is it? This is what music has to be playing for you to be able to find love. Yeah, Logan got some funky, awkward, dry music. I get the soft, you know. This is crazy because obviously you and I know each other from Celebrity Treasure Island and you've been on one, two, about 26 other reality shows now. And then you pop up on The Bachelorette alongside Dr. Lucina. I mean, how hot is that woman? Yep, she's gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. Two amazingly strong, beautiful women on the show.

How did you feel when they pitched you the idea of coming in late? It was an interesting thing. So they came to me with the two bachelorette concept and I think anyone immediately goes, no thanks. Thanks. You know? Because it's never been done before on The Bachelorette either, ever around the world.

Apparently in Switzerland I think it had two guys or something, but the girls had to vote one of them out oh that's brutal that is garbage and that was definitely never something i was down to do um they kind of did it in um the i think it was the bachelorette thailand or vietnam i think where two of the girls in the house of the Bachelor show fell in love? Oh, that's happened in Australia too. Has it? Yeah, and then they date in like a woman's day. Oh, that's right.

Yes, yes. I do know those two girls, yeah. Well, if you tune in long enough, you're going to see that happen for me and Lucina. Can you imagine the twist? You can't write this stuff. That's great television. It would be.

And you'd be a smoking hot couple. It would be, yeah. We'd go to Bali and get like a hundred grand from Woman's Day and just retire there permanently. I love it. I thought because we've got Ian and you and I, I mean, we know each other quite well. We've had a few nights out together. We've

had a few lemonades, a few nights on the lemonades. I thought we could get really honest this afternoon because I feel like I've got that relationship with you. Are you going to give it back to me or is this just me getting grilled? No, it's just you getting grilled with a game I like to call

Bachelorette Never Have I Ever. No, this is serious. I've got a bunch of questions and these are the rules of the game, right Lily? I'm going I've got a bunch of questions. And these are the rules of the game, right, Lily? Yeah. I'm going to ask you a bunch of never have I evers.

Some quite personal. Once you answer it, you don't need to give any more detail. Okay. All right? Okay. What if I want to? Then by all means, we'll take it. We need the ratings.

Okay. The first question I have for you in never have i ever the bachelorette edition never have i ever fell in love on a reality show on or after we'll take both okay because it's someone from a reality show oh so they've just had to be on the show well i met you met you on the show, didn't I? I'll get to those questions later. I have. I have fallen in love with someone that I've met on a reality TV show. Excellent. That's all we need to know. Perfect. Never have I ever, Lily McManus, had a sexy dream about someone in this room. I also thought producer Ellie would be in the room and Clint,

so they can be involved in this as well. I'm going to have to say never. Never. There you go. I don't dream, it's just a void. Ben's disappointed. Never have I ever gotten a tattoo drunk that I regret. I've gotten a tattoo drunk, but I don't regret them yet.

Yet. Good answer. Thank you. Good answer. The last question. In the Bachelorette edition of Never Have I Ever with Lily McManus, never have I ever kissed a girl and liked it. Of course I've passed a girl.

There we go. That's the edition of Never Have I Ever, the Bachelorette version with Lily McManus. You passed. Thank you. Flying colours. Thank you. I've never kissed Eric Murray, if that helps.

But did you think about it? No, never. Fair enough. The Bachelorette New Zealand airs on TVNZ2 Monday to Wednesday at 7.30pm and Sundays at 7pm. You can catch Lily and the whole crew speaking awkwardly. I think you've lost the friendship.

Bree and Clint. Looking forward to this next chat. Obviously Clint's away so we're bonding as a group. Me and the producers. Producer Ben and Producer Ellie. Going out for breakfast every day. I know it's been really lovely. And then doing the show. And then snuggling was also very good last night. That was fun.

I enjoyed that. Except you probably should be wearing underwear next time, Ben. Well, you said be yourself. I know you. You said be yourself. I did say be yourself, but sometimes. Ellie didn't mind it. Be less of yourself.

No, I'm fine. No, but you were talking about something really interesting because producer Ellie and I, we're going to the Robinson EP launch dinner tonight. We are. We're having a little friend date. Yeah. But you're also meeting and having a little date tonight, aren't you?

I'm going to dinner with my girlfriend tonight. Yes, which is, I mean, not unusual. No, she said, I'd like you to meet my sister. She's going to bring her sister around. Oh, nice. Wait, so that's quite a big deal first off. Is it? A little bit if you mean like.

They're just like best mates though. It's just mates. And that's why it's a big deal first off. Is it? A little bit if you mean like – They're just like best mates though. It's just mates. And that's why it's a big deal, Ben. That's why you should feel a lot of pressure to make a good impression. You've never met this person before. It's her best friend. You should be scared.

Yeah. I'd be terrified. If I was you, I'd take a clean pair of underwear. Okay, yeah. But you said to me, you're like, oh, it's fine because I've already technically kind of met her before. Yeah, ages and ages ago. I'm talking like three

years ago, maybe even more. I matched with her sister on Tinder. What? So, wait, let me break it down. You met your current girlfriend I mean, how long ago? Late last year. Late last year.

Never met her before. No. But coincidence may have it, or New Zealand is just very small, three years before that you matched with her sister and you guys talked quite a lot. I wouldn't say a lot, but we definitely had chatted and there was definitely parts of like, let's go for a drink here, let's do that, and it just never happened.

Why did it never happen happen I don't know I have no I cannot for the life of me remember she might be able to tell me tonight she might have been like it was your fault

but I don't think it was but I was like I can't remember that so is this sister is she older younger than your current girlfriend younger right

okay yeah what are the odds and here's do you want to know a little bit more yeah so my girlfriend's sister yeah she's bringing her boyfriend who she met on tinder What are the odds? And here's, do you want to know a little bit more? Yeah.

So my girlfriend's sister, she's bringing her boyfriend who she met on Tinder while her and I had matched. So wait, they've been together for that long? I think so, yeah. Oh, wow. And then it gets even more interesting because you told me that when you were chatting to her three years ago, the sister, she said she was. Yeah, she said, I can't make drinks tonight. Sorry, I'm going to see my sister. She's just leaving overseas.

Which turns out that you're dating. Oh, my gosh. That is so weird. I'm just thinking about whether my partner had like matched with my sister first. It'd be very strange. Think about that for a second. Yeah. It'd be very strange. I'm trying to think about if I match with like my partner's brother or something.

Yeah. And then like imagine if you didn't even know. And you rock up to the strange. I'm trying to think about if I match with, like, my partner's brother or something. Yeah. And then, like, imagine if you didn't even know. No. And you rock up to the house and you're like. And they answer the door. Oh, two for one. No. And you know what, guys, producers?

I've got something exciting to launch. Okay. A new segment. I don't know if this will be a running thing. Okay. But it's new. Okay. And it's something I like to call this.

Breeze Epic Email Fails Tales to Epic. I mean, if you're judging it from that, it's going to be very good. I hope so. Yeah. I found this, I think it was on Twitter. I found this Twitter chain which a guy talked about something that was embarrassing that happened to him when he was at work on an email. He had a bit of an email fail. That's the title of the segment.

I mean, it makes sense. I mean, it's not rocket science. Anyway, his mistake, he says that he sent an email and they replied and called me Mortice. I replied with a stink email about my name and how it's properly spelled and it's actually really important to me. They replied and said, you should check your first email. And I looked and yes, I had misspelled my own name. Oh no.

Anyway, so that's the tweet that he sent out and it started this chain of other people that were like, this is what's happened to me. It's an epic email fail. Yeah, cool. Someone else wrote in and they said, I've accidentally signed off on emails with a totally wrong version of my name, which is Sarah, but I have put Satan. Oh my gosh.

Which I quite like that one. Yeah, that's good. Someone else in the epic email fails, they said, I once sent a company-wide email and in the signature where I'd normally write kindest regards, I accidentally typed a T where the G should go. Oh, no. No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. Oh, shoot. Very embarrassing. Someone else said, when my girlfriend worked at the same office as me, I used to email her one-word emails. This one time I emailed her the word Nando's Oh, no. So all 2,200 staff now know I wanted Nando's for lunch.

Well, I hope someone bought it for them, you know. Insane. Yeah, I know. Surely you'd think out of the 2,200 people, someone would hook him up with some free Nando's. I like that though, yeah. Someone else said, in an email I had written in French, I was meant to sign off with a tres viet, meaning see you soon. I'm pretty sure I'm pronouncing this wrong.

Instead, I wrote a tres bite, which roughly translates to very dick. Oh, no. Dangerously close those translations. Very good. And my favourite epic email fail tale for the first time this segment has been done. It's got to be this one. Someone tweeted and said, I remember I mass emailed everyone

in my accountant's firm and I said welcome Mr X obviously that person's name and his 20 years of personal boob keeping experience. Oh no. Well he probably wasn't telling a lie. No. Bookkeeping and also he probably did have 20 years of boob keeping

experience. Well there you go. I like the segment. Yeah, play the – to round it out. Okay, yeah, okay, okay. Breeze Epic Email Fails, Tales to Epic. Bree and Clint. Clint's actually in the UK, I believe, and we cross live now to Manchester where Clinton Roberts currently definitely is.

Hello, Clint. Oh, top of the morning to you. Oh, no, wait, that's Irish. Close enough. Close enough. Clint, we just wanted to give you a call because we pretty much can't be bothered at this point. That's absolutely fine. I understand that feeling. I can't be bothered so much that I've gone

to San Francisco. Oh, see, I knew it was close to Manchester. That's next suburb over. Yeah, see, I knew it was close to Manchester. That's the next suburb over. Yeah, short tram ride away from Manchester. But yeah, same bit different. Very short. What's going on in San Fran? How's your trip been?

And can you come back, please? Okay, how's San Fran? It's cold and a bit of fun. Trip's been great. And yeah, I can come back. I'll be back on Thursday. But I just wanted to... Finally! I thought you were going forever. No, no, no, I'll be back on Thursday But I just wanted to Finally

I thought you were going forever There's a chance No no no I'll be back No no no There's a chance That when I come back Like I might be Like a really big deal

I'm just I'm just letting you know now Yeah When I When I come home There's a chance that You know how you have Celebrities on

Celebrity Treasure Island You might need to book me. I mean, I always worry that you're going to get so big and so famous that you will have to leave the show. It is a very big concern of all of ours, isn't it, guys? Yeah, it is. I'm not just saying this for no reason. Something happened to me today, and this could mean that I go global famous.

So you know how I'm over here for the Samsung thing, the top secret Samsung thing that's going on that I can't talk about? Oh no, you pooed yourself at the event, didn't you? No, I didn't poo myself at the event, no. I've been out doing some undercover influencing today around San Fran with the thing that we can't talk about. And anyway, I was at the Golden Gate Bridge doing some influencing and I saw this other girl and she was also doing some influencing with the same

Samsung thing that I'm not allowed to talk about Wait, is this undercover influencing that we hear about it's called UCI, very different from a UTI, UCI undercover influencing, right Anyway, I went over to her and I said hey, you're obviously an influencer

and I'm out here doing some influencing too what do you think, maybe we should combine our influence and do a photo together. And she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely keen. She was from Taiwan, and she kind of looks like the Taiwanese Dua Lipa. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, get me in a photo with this girl. So anyway, we have this photo. And then I'm like, oh, let's follow each other so we can tag each other. I looked her up.

The girl has 330,000 Instagram followers. She's like the most famous person in Taiwan, and I think I'm going to be on her Instagram account. So when I come back, guys, watch out, because I think I'm famous in Taiwan. Nice. Guys, I love all of our reactions we were waiting for. She has 38,364,000 followers.

It's good. Don't get me wrong. It's very good. Are you not impressed by 330,000 Instagram followers? I would kill for that many Instagram followers. With the way you were talking, saying the biggest celebrities out, I was thinking you were going to actually say someone famous. Yeah, well, good point.

I've actually never heard of her either. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because she's going to tag me and then I'm going to get all these Taiwanese followers and then we're going global, baby. Next minute, you'll be doing... America to find Channing Tatum. I'm taking us to Taiwan to find...

No, you'll be... What is her name again? I've completely forgotten her name. You'll be starting a K-pop group, and I'm here for it. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's actually Korea, Bree, and me and my Taiwanese fans, we know the difference.

You just need to get a perm again. I heard that's what's big in K-pop. So we'll organise that, and we'll see you back here very soon. Oh, just quickly, how's the bum candle going? Oh, you've heard about the bum candle? Yeah, trust you to do a bum candle when I'm on the other side of the world, right?

Did you hear about it from your new Taiwanese friend? Because it is going global, I've heard. Yeah, well, I'll see if I can tee up a collab. Okay, guys, gotta go. Great idea. See you, mate. We'll see you soon can tee up a collab Okay guys, gotta go Great idea, great idea See you mate, we'll see you soon Bye Bye