ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 13th 2019

Episode Date: February 13, 2019

What is your rat story?Dean McCarthy Live from LAWe try get Stan Walker a free mealSomeone won 8 million dollars in LottoClints campground storyValentines Day ideaMAFSSickie hotlineBree vs Gary ARM WRESTLEBree has a WHIP for Float!Birthday Banger!DB song – you could win $20,000StonerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Break up with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, cause I'm bored How's it going everybody? Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast Speaking of that, have you ever pursued someone that you knew was in a relationship? Um, no I'm trying to remember the relationship status of Lucy when we... No, no Your wife? Yeah, no, she was single

What, was she with someone? No, she was single I was just checking Scandal! No, she was single. What, was she with someone? No, she was single. I was just checking. Scandal. No, she was single. I'm fact-checking. Are you sure? I was fact-checking myself, 100%.

Okay. 100%. Right. Anyway, have you... Maybe. What about that girl you wrestled the other night? Shut up. No.

You talked about it on the radio. It's not a secret. Brie wrestled a girl from the Navy. I wrestled a stranger. Who had a girlfriend. No, ex-Navy. Yeah. She was ex-Navy.

It doesn't mean that I was. What is that supposed to mean? Break up with your Navy. Yeah, yeah, because I'm Brie. You're an idiot. Here's the podcast, everybody. Oh, God. Zed-Ams.

Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-Ams. Brie and Clint. Here's the podcast, everybody. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. What's going on with The Secret Sound? What happened this morning? Do we know? No, you want to know what guesses were done this morning?

I can have a look for you if you like. Because what? Is it still sitting at $10,000? Because if you missed it on our show yesterday, I challenged Soundkeeper Gary to an arm wrestle for a clue. And we've kind of... Apparently, Gary's out in the office, Clint, talking it up. Saying that he's going to beat you. Yeah, saying that there's no way in hell that I'm going to win.

Well, we're doing it at 5.10. You're going to wrestle him for a clue. That's if it isn't guessed at 4 o'clock. Are you going to beat him? I've never seen you arm wrestle before. You talk a big game as well. Are you going to beat him? Well, I mean, it is radio, and we did say he has to either beat me

or else we get a clue. So technically, a tie, if he can't pull my arm down, do we still get the clue? Well, that's the rule that you set, yeah. Yeah. This morning the guesses were newspaper printer and typewriter, from what I can see, are both gone now. Typewriter?

Wait, are we playing Secret Sound back in the 1960s? What's going on? If you want to see all the incorrect guesses, go to ZM Online, click on the menu thing, go to Secret Sound, there's a whole lot of them. They're all there. They're all alphabetized just so you don't waste a guess if you do manage to get through at four o'clock. Okay. What are some of the big things on the show today? Give me a rundown. Today we will be finding out if Stan Walker can dine for free in Rotorua. Yes.

We will also be, well, there's a chance the $20,000 DB song could go on our show today. You never know well technically wait what are we at there's three days to go. The DB Export Gold Extra Low Carb song could play in full today

and if it does the first person that we pick up the phone to when the song has played in full we're giving them $20,000. That's it that's all you need to know. Next on the show though

there has been a disgusting find in the roof of my house we're currently renovating. The roof came off and the biggest most disgusting something was revealed that we've been living with the whole time. That's no way to talk about your wife Lucy.

Trust me, I wouldn't do that. There's absolutely no way. Bree and Clint, here's Ariana Grande, ZM. Bree and Clint. We're currently, Lucy and I, we're renovating our house at the moment. Your wife. Yeah, we're living in a caravan. We're living at the beach.

It's actually quite luxurious. You could say we're living in a beachfront mansion. Well, not a mansion, caravan. You could say we're living in a beachfront mansion on wheels at a campground. Hey, I think it sounds fun. Yeah, romantic too. Except for the communal bathroom, communal washing area. No TV, don't forget no TV.

No TV and not being able to cook much. And not enough room for us to share a bed either, so we're in separate beds. I didn't know that. Well, I'm quite a big guy. Yeah. And she's pregnant. She's four and a half months pregnant. And it's hot in the caravan.

There's no air conditioning, no fan. Not great. So she's in the main double bed. What do you hate most? I'm on the fold-out couch. What do I hate? Like I said, Bree, positive mindset, mate. The no TV is the worst.

I love it. I love it. I'd rather get tinier than have no TV. We went around to the house, though, No TV is the worst. I love it. I love it. I'd rather get tinier than have no TV. We went around to the house, though, to look at the renos and how it's going. Because if you've ever been in a house that's being renovated, I think the most exciting bit is where they rip the walls off and you see the bones of your house and it all gets demolished back to almost nothing. They demolish it very quickly and then the rebuilding part's the part that takes a long time.

Absolutely. And I was having a look around in the ceiling and I saw this thing. I was like, oh, cute, there's a bird's nest in there. Some birds have made a nest. And I put it on my Instagram. Holy shit. The number of people who came back and said, sorry, man, that's not a bird's nest. That, my friend, what you have in your roof is a rat's nest.

It was massive. Yeah, I saw it on your Instagram. It was disgusting. About a metre long. And it makes, because, well. What the hell are your two cats doing? What the hell are they there for? The world's most useless cats, honestly.

But we'd heard scuttling and stuff on the roof the whole time we'd been there. They catch a bunch of birds. Why aren't they catching the rats? What is that noise? What is it? I thought maybe it was the possum on the roof. No, it turns out we've had rats in our roof.

But I don't think we've had them for a while because when they pulled the rat's nest down from inside the ceiling, it was filled with rat skeletons. So the rats had died, obviously, and I don't know how. Definitely not by the cat's hand. Because they were living in a roof? They were living in a roof and it was full of, they'd completely decomposed and rotted back to skeletons.

This would happen a lot because rats love to get up in all those crevices. I used to work at this rental car company and there was this smell that was going throughout the building and it was an old building. Yeah. And I remember my boss going, what is that? And this would have lasted for months. Eventually we opened the roof cavity.

Yeah. The biggest dead rat. And he pulled this thing out of the roof and one of the girls threw up. It was so bad. Oh, 800 dials at him this afternoon. Bit of a weird one. What's your rat story?

Have you been living with a rat? Do you have a pet rat? Are you on tank water and you found a rat inside your tank water? That happens. They can get in there and they drown and you don't know about it and you're drinking dead rat water. Is that what they wrote that show about? What's about what's that water rat no that's exactly what they wrote it about

give us a call this afternoon 0800 dial zm and let us know what's your rat story i've got rats well kind of huge rat's nest in my roof of my house we're renovating at the moment ceiling comes off boom no crap it's about a metre long. All full of like bits, I don't know where they even got it, like bits of straw and stuff. They built quite a nice nest. Yeah, they're pretty good. But it's now full of dead rat skeletons.

Well, it's now in the skip bin. What do you think's dirtier, a rat or a mouse? Rat. No. Really? Mice are way dirtier than rats. Are they?

Yeah, apparently. Rats are actually quite clean animals, aren't they? Rats clean themselves. Doesn't mean they're not terrifying. So. Are they? Yeah, apparently. Rats are actually quite clean animals, aren't they? Rats clean themselves. Doesn't mean they're not terrifying. So we're asking this afternoon, what's your rat story? Just before we go to the phones, there are some great texts here. Someone texted and said,

my mum and dad bought me a $7 rat for my sixth birthday and my sister threw it against the wall. Its eye came out of its head and my mum and dad had to pay $120 for my $7 rat to get eye surgery. I was extremely upset. That's so sad. Rats, it is. Rats fine, though. He had rat surgery.

That sister's crazy. He had rat eye surgery. So when I said, I hate rats so much, and on my 16th birthday, one of my friends thought it would be a funny idea to buy me a rat for a present. My mum told me that it was rude to get rid of something that you were given so I had to keep the rat.

After a while I accidentally left the cage door open. Oh, was that really an accident though? Rough from mum too. Rats get a hard run. You don't have to keep it if you're terrified of rats. Hey Sid How are you going?

What's your rat story? So I used to work down in Coromandel Where the rats were like Probably super rats or something Super rats Yeah It was really crazy And we got one

And then the other one We thought that was the end of it And then we used to was the end of it. And then we used to fill the holes in to just fill up the holes before someone came and actually fixed them. They shoot through that as well. It's like, what the hell is doing this? And so we managed to get the second one pretty quickly after that because we put a jelly bean in one of the rat traps.

We saw half the body hanging out. Oh, all right. Okay, all right. I love the idea of jelly bean bait too. Yeah, they love jelly beans. Hi, Casey. Hi. What's your rat story?

My rat story was where we live, we've got a bit of a rat problem. And one day I looked out the window and I saw this big, massive rat on our deck. And I thought, right, I'm going to get him. So I went and grabbed my rifle and I was sighting him up, ready to take him out. And a cat came out. And my cat did not get out of the way. And I was like, get out of the way, get out of the way. And I didn't want to obviously shoot my cat. And then so the cat went up to the rat, had a sniff of the rat,

didn't do anything about the rat, and let the rat go. And is that when you got a new cat? Oh, no, we still got the cat. I love country people's solution to these problems too. Like the idea of shooting a rat with a rifle. That was the same feedback I got with the possum too. And bless them, all the country people go, I'll come round with my gun.

I'm like, mate, this is a suburban area and you can see a house behind me. If you've got a problem, just shoot it. See, to me, I'm like, that seems pretty normal because I'm from the country. Last one. Susie, what's your rat story? Well, we have a pet rat.

Yeah. And her name's Frida. Mm-hmm. Aw. Yeah, well, I called her Frida because she had a bit of a monobrow. Frida Kahlo, the rat, yeah. Yeah, well, I called her Frida because she had a bit of a monobrow. Frida Kahlo, the rat, yep. Yeah, yeah, there you go.

She's kind of grown out of it, so there's not much of a story behind it now, but she likes to eat out of me and my children's mouths. Oh, Susie. Oh, come on, Susie. Susie. Oh, don't be disappointed. Susie. Susie.

Does she like to eat ratatouille or? Oh, I don't know. I'm not that fancy. Come on. Susie. Susie, I eat ratatouille? I don't know. I'm not that fancy. Come on. Susie, I don't know much about rats. Here's what I know. They'll eat out of anything. They would eat out of a gumboot if that's what you served it to them.

She doesn't particularly like your mouth. It's just that's where the food is. I'll tell you what she does like. She likes a bit of Elizabeth Ardern eight-hour intensive night cream on your lips. I was going to say, if a gold crown goes missing, Suze, you know who took it. Yeah. Thanks, Suze, you wonderful rat person.

Suze. That's all right. Bree and Clint. Suze, that's all right. That's all right. That's all right. Freedom of rat. Bree and Clint.

Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Let's cross live now on the ground in LA. Dean McCarthy's there. Dean, what's happening with Kim Kardashian? Oh, g'day, guys. You know what?

I love a dramatic Hollywood lawsuit because they don't just sue for, like, 500 grand, $100,000. They are sued for $100 million. It feels a bit like Dr. Evil, doesn't it? Kim Kardashian is being sued $100 million. It feels a bit like Dr. Evil, doesn't it? Kim Kardashian is being sued $100 million by a company that claimed that they were in on the Kimoji business. You know those Kimojis on your phone

where you go like, the Kimbuck? Well, basically what happened, they actually did partner with her in the beginning and what they did was they sold her personal information to someone like maybe a press or something. She found out about it, pulled out of the deal, and cut them completely out of the deal. Then four years later, they've now come forward saying,

no, no, no, no, we want a big piece of that pie. You promised us 60%. Because, you know, they literally make millions and millions of dollars off those ridiculous little things. So there you go. She's been through the $100 million. She'll probably get out of it because, you know, have some lawyers, really.

All those Kardashian girls make a crazy amount of money out of their apps, don't they? I bought those emojis. I've never used them. No, no, no. I did. Can you actually use them in text messages? Yes.

So they do integrate with your keyboard. You can actually use them. Yeah, but I just can't be bothered. Yeah. Hey, this Meghan Markle and her dad thing just keeps on going, and I think I feel really't be bothered. Hey, this Meghan Markle and her dad thing just keeps on going. And I think I feel really sorry for her. What's the latest update there, Dean?

Oh, you and me both have always felt sorry for Meghan in the middle of this. Here's what happened. So as we know, Thomas Markle is Meghan's father. He was selling his story to everyone. He went on a TV show in Britain for $10,000. He's all he got paid and he did a big tell-all. Well, now she, Meghan Markle, wrote her dad a private letter, right? Some of the things said this,

it is with a heavy heart that I write you. You know, my heart, and I quote, is in a million pieces because of what you've manufactured, such unnecessary pain on me. She sent him this really heartfelt letter saying, please stop going to the press. Please, you know, this is hurting me. What does he do? He sells the letter. The letter is published on the Huffington Post and, of course, on all of these new tabloids around

Britain. It's gone everywhere. Her heart has been exposed to him. She was trying to keep it real, trying to mend mend and he sold her out. I don't know how much more, but it's so low. He's on a new low. Can you imagine not even being able to trust your own family? Like, that is a real stink. First of all,

we didn't walk her down the aisle. Then the sister's writing a book. Oh, the sister's all over it as well. It is just an absolute mess. Her family are a piece of work, aren't they? That's what it looks like. Dean, thank you so much, man.

Good to talk to you. Bye, man. Good to talk to you. Bye, guys. Spy's brought to you by JBL. You can play Summer Sound with JBL Bluetooth waterproof speakers. Plus, you can check them out at Float this weekend where the weather forecast has got even better. Now looking at highs of 29 degrees. No cloud whatsoever if you want to be down there

and dottadoa with us this weekend. You're going to be missing out if you ain't there. Free in Clint. Remember when Kevin Hart was in the country and we managed to get him a free dinner in Auckland You're not allowed whatsoever if you want to be down there and dutidua with us this weekend. You're going to be missing out if you ain't there. Remember when Kevin Hart was in the country and we managed to get him a free dinner in Auckland just by saying he'd post about it on his Instagram? Yeah, we called that restaurant that's usually booked out like days in advance and somehow they had an opening come up and a free meal all for Kevin Hart. Does it make a difference? And I don't mean to do this, but it is for the movie star Kevin Hart and Does it make a difference and I don't mean to do this but it is for

the movie star Kevin Hart and his entourage which wanted to dine there this evening. All good. I wonder if this weekend we could do the same thing for Stan Walker. Call somewhere in Rotorua. Can Stan Walker get free dinner

at the flashiest restaurant in Rotorua? Valentine's. Let's see if we can get it over the line. Afternoon, welcome to Valentine's. Hi there, my name is Clint Roberts. I'm working with Stan Walker, the musician who's coming to play in Rotorua this weekend.

Okay. I was wondering if there are any bookings available for Saturday night when he's there for Float Festival. Oh, so for how many of you all together? Stan's entourage is around 18 people. So we'll book you at 7 o'clock because technically we are

not taking our bookings by 8 o'clock. If you're a little bit late, no worries, we'll open that one for you. No problems. Thank you very much. Now, you know of Stan? You're aware of Stan's presence and his profile, yes? No, I'm not aware of that. He's quite a big deal.

He's been called New Zealand's greatest pop star of all time. Oh, wonderful. That's my pleasure over there. Should I book you? Would Stan need to pay for his meal? We'll accommodate that one. So the person over there can dine us for free. Obviously, it's my pleasure.

You guys are over here. So we'll do that deal as well. Wonderful. That is very, very generous. Stan obviously has quite a big Instagram account as well. He has 217,000 Instagram followers, which is pretty impressive, right? Yeah. In return for the meal,

is there a certain part of the Valentine's buffet that you would like Stan to showcase and put on his Instagram account? Okay, so I will like discuss with my senior manager and will let you know at the back. Okay, no problems. May I have your name please? Yeah, my name is Clint.

How you spell that for, that one? Q-U-E N-apostrophe-T Yeah, cool sir. Okay, so just confirming, I'm just going to go away and double check that with Stan now. Q-U-E-N-apostrophe-T. Yeah. Cool, sir. Okay, so just confirming, I'm just going to go away and double check that with Stan now. Chiggy's got no dietary requirements.

And I'll come straight back to you and confirm this booking shortly. I'll call you back in the next 15 minutes. Okay, so you can check the menu as well on the website as well. Thank you very much. So we'll accommodate some drinks as well. Oh, that is incredibly generous. Okay, thank you very much. We'll be back in touch soon. Thank you. Bye.

So we just need to get onto Australian or New Zealand Idol so we can get a free meal. We just need Stan to come to dinner with us and we're eating for free in Rotorua this weekend. Mate, Stan's not coming to dinner with us. We can still go.

So massive, massive life change for a West Auckland couple last weekend when they were in disbelief after they claimed $8 million in Lotto Powerball. As someone in West Auckland, someone who lives in West Auckland, that is more money than anybody in West Auckland has. Oh, damn. That is a lot. That is a money than anybody in West Auckland has. Oh, damn. That is a lot. That is a lot of Holden Commodores. That is so much.

So apparently this couple. It's a lot of Woodstock and Bourbons. Isn't it? It's a lot of roll your own cigarettes. It's a lot of, I could go on. You can go on and on. It's a lot of mullet haircuts. Yeah, it is.

This couple said that they. It's a lot of t-shirts without sleeves. You done? No, because as soon as I start talking, you're going to do another one. Yeah, I'm done. Okay. There's a lot of Metallica albums on CD. I knew, I knew.

Just West Auckland, baby. This is the things we love. So the couple have said that they used to play, they play Lotto all the time on the Lotto app, and when they were checking it this time, all of a sudden, every single number came up. Did they win on the app?

Yes. I use the app. That doesn't mean anything, mate. No, but just to me, to me, the app doesn't feel real. Right. Like, I go, no one's going to win on the app. It's so much smarter though because you can't lose your ticket. You can't.

It's a great idea. Yeah, yeah. And I actually don't know how to check the ticket properly anyway, so I like it when it tells me if I've won or not. It's great. Good. Good to hear that someone can win on the app. I know.

And I had this thought where that couple there obviously would have had to have called their family members. They're the first people you call. Would you? I think I would call my mum first. Depends on the family, though. Depends on the family. My family, I would call my mum.

I'd call my family first. Depends on the family though. Depends on the family. My family, I would call my mum. I'd call my family. Straight away. Yeah. And imagine having that conversation with your mum or your dad or your sister or your brother. I don't think I could tell my dad on the phone. I think I would have to make sure he was sitting down and get someone to check his heart rate, like hook him up to one of those blood pressure machines, give him like a chamomile tea. Because I think the news that I had won lotto would

send them into cardiac arrest. Crazy, right? Because your family wouldn't believe you. Well, I don't think my family would. Your family wouldn't believe you. No. Because you're like the girl who cried wolf. You've done so much stuff to your family that the day you tell them you're getting married they're going to go, ha ha, good one

Brianna. Yeah, that's true. Mom and dad, I'm having a baby. Yeah, right, where's the camera? Next minute I'm like, I've had the baby. And they're like, that's not your baby. That's not your baby. It is, your grandparents. I thought it would be fun this afternoon to see if we could get someone to kind of stitch up their parents or one of their family members

to say that they've won lotto. Just to see what that phone call would sound like. It is so mean. I know it's mean. It's mean to the parents. But it's also hilarious. And we can offer up, you know, something in return. It's not going to be eight million.

Believe it or not, there are three people here willing to do it. Who do you want? Do you want Holly, Ash or Erin? Let's go to Ash. You go with Ash. Hey, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hey.

Would this be something you were willing to do, Ash? I've thought about who in my family would be easy to trick. Sadly, I'm with my mum at the moment, so I don't think that would work. And my little sister wouldn't believe me, so I might have to try my dad. Without getting too personal, is your dad a wealthy man? Undeclared wealth.

Oh. Okay. He'll have ideas on what you should do with $8 million cash then. I'm a little bit cautious about saying, hey dad,

I just won Lotto and seeing what he tells me to buy. Really? So what do you think your dad would actually say? How would he react? I don't know how to word it. I think he wouldn't really believe me and then he might be like, oh, okay, awesome. What business is your dad in? Because you're making him sound like a Mexican drug lord.

Oh, he's not quite Mexican. Okay, well, Ash, we can make it worth your while in the way of mobile fuel vouchers if you're willing to give this a go. And if we do do it, we will obviously do it off air just to be safe and we'll come back and play it tomorrow. We'll present the results tomorrow. Okay, cool. That's a great idea.

You're willing to lie to your dad and tell him that you won $8 million in Lotto? That might be a bit excessive but we'll give it a go. You've got to get it over the line, Ash, to get the free fuel. Can you sell it? You've got to sell it. I hope so.

Should we role play? You've got to sell the lie. Oh, shit, I haven't thought about that. We'll do plenty of practising, but you're in? Because there's other people here that will do it. We'll keep those other people if they want to give it a go as well, and we'll see how we go. Ash, good luck. Okay, we're going to take this offline and come

back with the results. Okay, sweet. Would you lie to your parents and say you won Lotto? Poor, um, what does her dad do? I don't know. So dodgy. As I've said, I'm living in a caravan and no, it's not out of desperation.

Although it could be. Stone the flaming crows. If the renovations go awry, we may be forced to live there forever. But for the next month at least, we're living in a caravan, me and my wife Lucy, at a campground. So we are experiencing what you would call, I guess you'd call it trailer park chic. Yeah.

You've got communal showers. Communal showers. Communal washing call it trailer park chic. Yeah. You've got communal showers. Communal showers. Communal washing area. Communal kitchen. Yeah. Found some free undies in the washing machine yesterday. I saw that. So it has its perks.

It does have its perks. Last night definitely wasn't a perk though. I wouldn't call the bathroom situation the nicest. Do you have to wear thongs in there? It's not the rules. I mean, sorry, jandals. It's not the rules, but I do. You do? Oh, yeah. The hardest bit is actually when you go in. Have you ever had tinea? Athletes' foot, no. You've never had it? Yeah, neither. Have you?

I went to boarding school, mate. No one told me when I was 14 and going to boarding school that you need to wear bloody jandals in the showers. You know what the hardest bit about jandals in the shower is? The bit when you get into the shower cubicle and you don't want your feet to touch the ground at all and you've got to step out of a jandal and then lower your undies and lift your foot out of the undie and then get your foot back into that jandal

and then repeat on the other side. Takes a lot of stabilisation. What about when you lose balance and then as you're taking your undies off you stand on your undies on the ground? Never go in with the undies that you plan to wear out. That's a campground tip I'll give you for free. Yeah, that's bad.

Walked into the toilets last night. There's a guy standing there brushing his teeth completely naked. He's just... Wait, wait, what area? So think of it like, so you know when you go into public bathrooms, there's a row of cubicles for toilets. And then at a right angle to that at the end,

there's a row of showers. And then on the wall, directly opposite the toilet cubicles is a row of basins. Sinks. Sinks. That's where you brush your teeth. He's standing there. He's wearing a pair of Adidas slides and that's it.

He's just standing there, pelvis forward as well. Imagine a guy basically D word forward, just having a scrub. Wait, where was he having a scrub? Oh, he's scrubbing his teeth. Which teeth? I don't know what. No, that doesn't work. I don't know where to look.

And so I just go in and put my stuff down and I'm like, all right. I was just there to wash my face and brush my teeth. And I don't make eye contact. And it's even hard to look in the mirror because the reflection of his thing is in the mirror as well. So I've got to have like horse blinkers on. Anyway, I hear what I think is him talking to somebody. Okay. And he's speaking in a foreign language.

I later figured out that they were Korean, so they must be speaking Korean. And I was like, who is this guy talking to? And then I realised the voice was coming from the cubicle inside one of the toilets. There's another guy in there and he's having a conversation on the toilet. And I'm like, what are these people up to?

He then opens the cubicle door and he comes out. The guy was doing number twos on the toilet while he was FaceTiming his mate. Is that not completely and utterly off? That like, who wants to talk to you when you're doing number twos? I mean, I do that, but I do it when I'm having like a voice call and then I can mute for the drop. You know? I do that with my mum.

He said to that, so he finishes his FaceTime as he comes out. Hey, mate, have a look at that. I know. What is he doing? What about the bit when he's holding the other hand and he reaches back to wipe or something like that? Who wants to do that? Anyway, he comes out and he says to the other guy who's doing the naked toothbrushing.

Was he naked, the guy in the toilet? No, he was clothed. And he says something to him in Korean. And the guy said, oh, and pulled on some shorts and leaves. He's clearly said to him, put on some pants. It's time to go. And then off they go. The thing that I'm confused about is when did you start cruising at toilet campgrounds?

Valentine's Day tomorrow. You doing anything? No, I'm just going to live my life. If you have not got plans for Valentine's and your partner is expecting something, I've got a great idea. Maybe you haven't organised anything yet. Maybe you're wanting to leave it to the last minute. Maybe you've only just got the pressure from him or her to say,

hey, by the way, I'm a Valentine's person and I expect something on the day. I know what you're going to say. I've got a fantastic idea. Dump them. No. No. No.

But if you don't do anything. That gets rid of all those problems. But if you don't do anything. That gets rid of all those problems. But if you don't do anything. Yeah. And they expect something, they may dump you. So dump them first. No. I've got a better idea.

And this is something anybody can do. And it won't cost you a thing. This is my idea for Valentine's Day. Are you trying to impress that special someone this Valentine's Day but don't want to put in much effort? Have you just realized, holy s**t, it's Valentine's Day today and I haven't planned s**t? Well, don't worry, Romeo, because we've got the perfect solution. Join the Hot Mess Express at Degree Bar in Auckland for the best damn nine-minute DJ set you've ever seen. From 5.30 till 7.30,

you and your significant other will be treated to free drinks, live music from the one and only Mitch James, plus you'll be home in time for Married at First Sight. It'll all be over so fast, you'll have her saying, Was that it? The Hot Mess Express, live at Degree Bar, tonight from 5.30, because nothing says I love you like free drinks.

It should have said tomorrow night, but you get the idea, right? Yeah, probably better off to just dump them. Hey, no, hey, no. No, I'm keen for that. No, New Zealand. Free drinks. You're welcome.

Mitch James. This guy's going to be there too. Bree and Clint. It's at him. I want to have a bit of a Married at First sight chat for a second because it's kicked off a couple of weeks ago, the Australian version, and we're getting it here in New Zealand. You can watch it.

I can't believe how big this thing is getting. Like, so at the moment on the show, if you haven't been watching it, they had 10 weddings. 10 weddings. 10 weddings. They just keep adding more to that show. Like, there's so much to wrap your head around in the show now. For me, I'm like, stop adding more weddings

and start making better couples. So, you know how we talked about this the other day i think it was off air we talked about how many couples from married at first sight because they do get experts to put them together yeah are actually still together yeah i looked it up yeah do you want to know this is the sixth season so we're talking the aussie version yeah out of the seasons, one couple is still together. That is shocking. That's not a good strike rate.

That's worse than the divorce rate for people who don't go on reality TV shows. Yeah. It's like 50% normally. That is crazy. But obviously, you know, if you haven't watched the show, they're- Mental. Yeah, they are. But you're getting married to a stranger.

You're not going on that show because you're good at relationships. I've always maintained that. There's some alright people on it this season. There's some actual genuine people on it. And, I mean, you're marrying a stranger so anything can happen, you know. And you won't believe this, Clint. You won't bloody believe this. But, obviously, Married at First Sight

has taken off so much that Sam Smith has done a remix for it. Oh, has he really? It's unbelievable. He's written a song for Married at First Sight about marrying a stranger. It's uncanny. Look what you made me do. I've never met you. Ooh, baby, baby. I'm married that's impressive.

It's only a few days since he released his remix, I'm Wrestling With A Stranger. I know. I can't believe it either. I mean, Sam Smith is just pumping out the tunes. Who would have thought he's watching Married At First Sight Australia too? Oh, mate, he's loving it.

Everyone is. I wonder if he's watching it delayed like the rest of the country too, or if he actually gets to watch the live one. No spoilers! No spoilers! Have you seen Married At First Sight? No spoilers! I haven't seen it yet! No spoilers! I'll give you a spoiler. They all break up with each other. There's a spoiler. And the virgin loses his virginity.

Does he? Yep. Does he actually? Oh, sorry, that was a spoiler. That was an actual spoiler. Oh, mine was a joke. Oh. I mean, it does, Sam Smith does cover that part in the song.

The Brie and Clint show does not endorse the opinions of Brie. Only Clint. Br Bree and Clint Show does not endorse the opinions of Bree, only Clint. Bree and Clint. Hello, you've reached Bree and Clint's Sikki Hotline. Alright, this is Sikki Hotline where you have to call a business and we don't work there but you still have to somehow manage to get the day off. Last week you called Bunnings Warehouse. Yeah, I didn't manage to get the day off, but you gave me a really hard excuse.

What was it? You told me I had to say that I had a pregnant miniature pony. Oh yeah, that was good. And I had to help give birth. Well, here's your chance for a comeback. I've never succeeded in this game, so who am I calling? You're going to call Hallenstein's, very popular clothing store. I'm wearing one of their shirts today.

Excellent. That's probably not going to do you any favours, though, with this. And you need to tell them that your pet rooster has swallowed a billiard ball. You need to take it to the vet. Hallenstein Brothers Queen Street, speaking to Josh. Hey, Josh. Who's duty manager today? Me. Helen's Time Brothers Queen Street speaking with Josh hey Josh

who's duty manager today me oh Josh how are you man good man how are you yeah good hey I'm not

going to be able to make my shift tomorrow I'm just ringing to let you know early who is this you know who it is

yeah I sure do yeah you know who this is is this? You know who it is Yeah, I sure do Yeah, you know who this is Is this Clint? Hang on a second, hang on You lose, you lose How the hell, how the hell do you know who this is? I can tell your voice Josh, is it?

Yeah, that's the one You've picked him so early You have picked me like a dirty nose Mate, that is a minus Yeah, that's the one. You've picked him so early. You have picked me like a dirty nose. Mate, that is a minus point. That was so bad. Josh, Josh. No, we have come across a man with incredible ears. You win, by the way.

Do you want to know what I had to tell you to try and get the day off? Somehow, I had to find out the name of an employee. I gave him a real good excuse. Pretend to be them and then tell you that my pet rooster had swallowed a billiard ball and I needed to take it to the vet. Oh my gosh. Would you have given him the day off? I don't know how a pet rooster would be able to swallow a billiard ball.

Still wouldn't have probably got it off anyway, mate. Josh. I can't believe we've been playing this game for like only however many weeks and Josh is already picking it. You win, mate. Talk to you later. No worries, man. Have a good day. Bree and Clint. Soundkeeper Gary. Welcome to the arm wrestle

arena. Yesterday, during ZM's Secret Sound, this was said. If I can beat you in an arm wrestle, can you give us a clue? That's not a bad chat. Yeah, let's do it. Tomorrow. Bring it on, Gary. Tomorrow at 10 past 5, Bree's going to challenge you to an arm wrestle us a clue? Oh, that's not a bad chat. Yeah, let's do it. Tomorrow. All right, bring it on, Gary. Tomorrow at ten past five, Bree's going to challenge you to an arm wrestle for a clue

if we haven't given it away before then. Yep. If it's a tie, we still get the clue. Welcome to ten past five tomorrow, everybody, and welcome to the Secret Sound Arm Wrestle. Oh, jeez. Gary, Bree, I'll be the referee. Yes.

And my decision is final. Okay. Okay? I want a good, clean arm wrestle. Here are your rules. Oh, he's written down rules and everything. Well, I don't want any discrepancies in this. There's a clue on the line, a secret sound clue on the line.

I want to get the clue for the people. Brie, you're wrestling for the people. Gary, you're wrestling for your own nefarious, greedy reasons. I've got you. Okay? Selfish, Gary. First rule,

elbows cannot leave the table. Okay. Second rule, your second arm must remain behind your back at all times. No holding the table. Ooh, interesting. The first hand or forearm

to touch the table loses. If there is no winner after 30 seconds, it's a draw and we get the clue. It is stacked in the people's favour, but so it should be.

Gary, we need to know, do you have a clue for us? Have you come prepared with a clue for the secret sound? Let's see how this goes and I'll tell you afterwards. No, Gary, entering this competition, we need to know that there's a clue. He runs a tight ship here. He doesn't give anything away, does he? Bree, anything you'd like to say before we begin? Gary, run at me.

I would like both contestants to place their elbows on the table and clasp hands. I'm actually so nervous. You know how competitive I am. Yeah, I just want to check that there's no surface grease or anything like that that you're trying to cheat with. Okay. Both contestants have a good, firm grasp.

Okay. Tension on. 30-second arm wrestle starts now. Oh, shit. The arms are still completely upright. Can you give us a countdown on the time? I absolutely can. You have 20 seconds remaining.

I know your game, Gary. I want to get this for the people. Oh, he's staring me down. So far, no one has taken any advantage whatsoever. The elbows are still completely up. I can see Gary's bottom trembling. I can see Brie. Oh, the push is on.

And time up. That is And time up That is time up That is time up That's enough for a victory He's taking it out Gary Oh my god Gary Oh Gary

All of a sudden All of a sudden I know what your What your tactic was, Bree. You weren't trying to win. No, mate. You were just trying not to lose. That's right. Oh, I tried at the end.

You underhanded cheating Australian. What were you going to say, Gary? I've been goofed. I've been diddled by you. Oh, my God. Were you trying? I was trying. My legs were shaking.

I wasn't even giving it hardly any. I'm like, I'm considering myself the office athlete. I won the mini golf at the Christmas party last year and I've just lost that title. Gary. You've just been pants. You owe New Zealand a sound, secret sound clue. All right, you ready for your clue?

We're ready for our clue. Your clue. Because I was so confident that I was going to win. Oh, no. We'll be tomorrow at five, ten past five. Screw you, Gary. Before the guess? Yeah, can we do it before the guess?

We'll do it before the guess. So we'll do it at five to five tomorrow. I'll take that. Yeah. Congratulations, Bri. Good game. Good game, Gaz. Oh, don't shake his hand too hard. I think take that. Yeah. Congratulations, Bree. Good game. Well done. Good game, Gaz. Oh, don't shake his hand too hard.

I think he's in pain. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Bree and Clint are The Hot Miss Express.

Three days to go. Three days till we perform live on stage at ZM's Float Festival as a DJ duo. This is big, mate. And we've been building to this day, this moment, over the last four weeks or so. We got some bad news probably around a week ago that for the finale, we were thinking CO2 cannons. We were hoping for pyro. Can I reveal what our big

idea was? You can. We had dreams of playing a flaming recorder on stage. We wanted to play a flaming recorder or shoot sparks out the end of a recorder. Health and safety. They said no. Oh, don't they ruin everything? Don't they just ruin all? Fun police.

The fun police said no. Mate, I thought, I need to think of something here. I need to come to the table with some sort of finale, some sort of finish. Yeah. Maybe not as good as the flaming recorder. Okay. But I've thought up an idea that I need to pitch to you this afternoon.

We're currently standing outside the ZM studio. Yes, we are. We're out in sort of a big communal area. We're in the iHeart Lounge, and I've got no idea what's going on. Ben, if you'd like to kick off the music that I asked for, please. This music is relevant because, Clint, I'm going to pitch to you this afternoon

that for our finale at Float for the Hot Mess Express, I will be cracking a stock whip. Well, it's better than what I thought it was. I thought you were going to say, I'm going to crack a stock whip. Where did you get a whip from? Mate, don't you worry about that. I've got this stock whip. Yeah. So I'm going to give it a practice. Yeah. And then hopefully, you're going to

be, we're going to simulate afterwards the song Send It, where you're going to be DJing. Yeah. And hopefully, I'll be able to crack this whip. Okay, do you want safety glasses or anything? I've got a pair of... I'm going to put safety glasses on. Just to be safe, alright? Okay, Brie's standing in the middle

of the room currently. She's got a big stock whip with her. It doesn't even look kinky. It's not even like a sex whip. It's like a real kettle whip. Stand back? Okay, sure. Like, it's not even like a sex whip. It's like a real kettle whip. Stand back? Okay, sure. Okay, when you're ready. Three, two, one.

Oh, shish kebab. Whoa, that is loud. Whoa, okay, you've got to picture this. I'm probably standing 10 metres away from Bree. I didn't think... Okay, yeah, do it again. Ready? Three, two, one.

Whoa! Now that is what you call indoor pyrotechnics. I love it. I love it. What do you think? I love it. It's great.

On stage, we're up there. You point to me as your DJ and I just let it rip. You are so... Honestly, you are so outback Jack right now. I've got a bit of our song Send It Loaded up. Yeah, yeah.

So you want me to pretend to DJ? So you're going to pretend to DJ. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to stand over here. Yeah. And let's give this a go. Okay. Hang on a second.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on. Put the mic nice and close to you. Here we go. So I can hear the song. Yeah. Boom! Put the mic nice and close to you. Here we go. So I can hear the song, yeah. Boom! Okay, Ben, pump the song, mate.

Pump it up. I think you need to come in right on the drop. So let's just hit these expert lyrics. We're just going to send it it We're still gonna send it You know the bit, it's coming up here It's coming up here We just wanna send it Let me see you send it

Oh, I love it One more idea Yeah Do you want to give me a go with the whip? Yeah, okay Are you ready to give me a go with the whip? Yeah, okay. Are you ready? Let me hold the microphone. Let me get relatively, I'm just going to go 100 metres away.

No, you definitely can. All right. Three, two, one. Not as good. There you go. The Hot Mess Express has our pyrotechnics. I love it. Fantastic.

We got a whip. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Or did I? This is Birthday Banger where we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday

and then we play the best one. All right. Who are we going to start with this afternoon? We're going to start today with Maddie. Hey, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good. How are you? Great to be on the show. Great. Yeah, it's good today. Oh, cool. Good vibes.

Thanks, Maddie. What's your birthday? 8th of August, 1993. Okay, Maddie, you were 16 in 2009 on the 8th of August, and on that day, this was top of the charts. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That brings back to memory.

This song was enormous. Chatted for something ridiculous, like a year and a half, I think. That's a really good birthday banger. Black Eyed Peas, I Got A Feeling, good place to start. Hi, Shayna. Hi, Shayna. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Shayna?

7th of June, 91. Okay, Shayna, you were 16 in 2007 on the 7th of June, and this is your birthday banger. Do you remember this, Shayna? It's Amanda Perez. I do. How come I remember this? You don't remember it? No, how come I do?

You do? It was She was in One Hit Wonder I think Right Real sad song Yeah Real sad song Really sad

I mean is it a birthday banger? It's your birthday banger Shayna What do you think? I don't remember it from when I was that age Like I feel like it's I thought it was older than that I don't know I don't think it's a birthday banger age. Like, I feel like it's... I thought it was older than that. I don't know.

I don't think it's a birthday thing. No, yeah, you could be right. Let's get one more. Hayley, kia ora. Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Hayley? You might have to get the records out

because I'm a bit older than these girls. That's okay. 18th of October, 1987. Clinton, 87, baby. Hayley, that's the same year as me. Can you be a bit more cool about it? Can you be like, guys, I'm... No, we're old.

No, no, Hayley, you've got to go, you've got to go, I'm young, I'm cool, I do cool things, I'm cool too. No, I'm with reality here, you know. You could have the best one, Hayley. What's your birthday? I already asked that, did I? Yeah, you did.

Oh, I did. Um, you were 16 in 2003 on the 18th of October, and this was Top of the Charts. We cannot stop now. Feeling hip-hop gotta stand up. Maddie, this is why 89 babies, 87 babies are the best. Look at our birthday bangers. This is good.

That's all good. That makes up for a day. Also, this is a sign. Last night, couldn't sleep on my phone, bought a Scribe t-shirt. Did you? Yeah, it arrives next week. So my vote is obviously for Scribe.

What a random thing to buy late at night. Yeah, it's a good t-shirt. What made you think of that? I saw someone else wearing it on Instagram. How does anyone else buy anything these days? I got influenced. I got influenced. Can we play Scribe?

Yeah, let's play Scribe. Can we play Scribe? Yeah, let's play Scribe. Can we play Scribe? Yeah. Let's do it, Hayley. Here you go, Hayley, you old lady. Enjoy a cup of tea tonight, Hayley. Yeah, you'll need a lie down after this. Bree and Clint, see them.

We have got $20,000 to give away. Thanks to DB Export Gold, X-Shallow Carb, their song by Kashia and Tom. I'm drinking it for you. We've been telling you for two weeks that at some stage, this song is going to play from start to finish on our show. And the first call that we answer live on ZM after a full play is going to win $20,000. This is the biggest prize we've given away or we will give away on our show so far.

No draw, no hoops, no nothing. Hello, it's Bree and Clint. You've got the 20K. You've got $20,000 thanks to DB, Xbook Gold, Xtra Low Carb. So to clarify, obviously the whole song needs to play and you need to be the first person that we pick up and put on the air after the whole song has played. Correct.

Yes. The whole song is three minutes and 33 seconds. Great. I can see it in our log of music. I'm about to push play. If it goes the whole distance, we're going to give someone 20 grand. Right. It has to go this week.

It's going to go this week. It could be right now. You know our phone number. Let's do it. $800 at M. I don't need two hands to hold your hand. I don't need two hands to water your sinking lands. I don't need two hands to entertain your friends. And when you call, I'm gonna answer

How do you know my love is true? I'm drinking this for you I don't need two hands to hold you I don't need two hands to hold you. I don't need two hands to hold you, darling. I don't need two hands to hold you. Shit. Shit. I'm guessing that wasn't three minutes 30.

It wasn't the whole song. Sorry, Emily. Hi. Did you think you had it, Emily? I was hopeful, but no, you've got to try. And you've got to be in it to win it, right? Definitely. Ashley, gutted? I'm shaking.

Oh, you're so close. It's like having the winning, well, it's like having the lotto ticket and you're one number away from the Powerball. It's a mega Powerball. I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm sweating. Hey, that doesn't mean you're not going to win it, though. It's a good dry run. It just shows that you can actually, yeah, you can get on air.

So close. Sorry, Jenna. That's not the full song. Sorry, Jenna. Yeah, I feel her on the sweating, but I still want to tell Bree that she's really hot. Bree and Clint. There's a story, you know, when you read it

and you just can't go past telling it on the radio. You know that feeling, mate? Oh, yeah. Some stories are tailor-made for radio shows. Brilliant. Like when they do these things, they'll go, some radio announcer will talk about this. I mean, our show loves a stoner story.

Oh. And I've got a stoner story for you. Producer Ellie loves these. Loves a good stoner story. You do, don't you? She can't talk to us at the moment, but yep. So a guy who'd been smoking the G. The devil's lettuce.

The devil's lettuce. The jazz cabbage. Yep. The tepuki thunder. What does my mum call it? The hoochie cooch? The hoochie cooch. That's what she calls it.

You need to tell your mum that that's something else. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I was like, yeah, it's a different story. Anyway, he'd been smoking a few dupes and this is over in the States and he decided he'd go into this abandoned house to smoke up a bit more.

Yeah. When he was confronted in the garage of this abandoned house a caged tiger. Really? This is no BS. In an abandoned house? In like a suburban area.

Right, okay. So this is what he, so at that point he was like, oh, I am stoned. Or, there's an actual tiger in this house. What do you think? Mike Tyson had a tiger in his house, but I don't imagine if you had one it would be in an abandoned

house. Like it would be in quite a nice house if you had a tiger. Right. Yeah. So he's called the cops. Oh, good idea. You broke in. Yeah. Called the cops and said, guys, there's a tiger down here.

You need to come check this out. Anyway, the cops went down to this house. Turns out there was an actual tiger caged up in this garage. What the hell is going on? Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? What country are we talking about? This is America. It's in America, right.

This is America. I feel sorry for the tiger. How does someone get a tiger? Me too. Apparently the tiger was a little bit malnourished. Of course. It's locked up in an abandoned house Yeah, so then the guys

I don't know the name of the group But the animal protection They took the tiger and now it's sitting at the zoo Oh, okay Good, I guess Can you imagine that guy When he obviously wakes up the next day And he goes

Oh, I was so baked last night