ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 13th 2020

Episode Date: February 13, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint- Whoa, you're back! Scared the shit out of me! We're recording this after we've done four hours of the show. Oh, right. Shit, I forgot where I was. I get it, it's at the front of the podcast, it's quite a good gag. Yeah, I'm back.

Welcome back! Back from San Francisco. Did you miss me? Did everybody miss me? Yeah, we missed you. Yeah. Can you say it without an upward inflection on the end of this episode? No, we didn't. Ellie, can you tell me you missed me, but make it sound sincere?

I missed you so much, Clint. No, you didn't do it either. That was sexual. That was too sexual. Also, you did too much. Ben, last chance. My mate, Ben, tell me that you missed me while I was away and make me believe you.

Missed you, mate. Oh, he's good. Good liar. He's good. That's why you'll always be invited to my weddings, Ben. Thank you. My weddings. Let's hope there's another one.

I love weddings. You can have another one. Love is love. I love celebrating love. Love, love, love. Love, love, love. Love, love, love. That's what, you know where that's from?

40-year-old virgin. No, close though. It's from that movie Ben Stiller's in. What's it called? Zoolander. No. Zoolander 2? No.

Night at the Museum. Shut the fuck up. 51st date. No. Keep going. Ant-Man. No. He's not an Ant-Man No! Keep going. Ant-Man. No. He's not an Ant-Man.

He's not an Ant-Man. That's Paul Rudd. I don't know. You idiot. No, and he gets the ick. Magical Walter Mitty's. Oh, yeah. Walter Mitty.

You nailed it. It is that movie. No. You know the movie where he ends up meeting the chick and he marries her after like six weeks of dating her and then once they've gotten married he finds out how much of a psycho she is Do you know the movie I'm talking about? With Uma Thurman

Yeah, where she's a superhero My super ex-girlfriend Someone put me out of my misery! You're the watch the plot person. I know, how do I not know it? Hold on Someone listening to this podcast will be yelling at their I know. How do I not know it? Hold on. Someone listening to this podcast will be yelling at there. I know. They'll be like, oh my god

it's that movie. Hold on. Hold on. Ben Stiller. What's the bit? It's not even a Ben Stiller movie. The Heartbreak Kid. That's the movie. Here's a question. How old's Ben Stiller? I love the age game and Ben Stiller's 45.

Anyone else? 41. 45, 41. Ellie? 47? I don't know. Stop saying I don't know. That's the whole point of this game is that no one knows. That's the point. Every time we play one of you, either you or Ben go

oh I don't know. Yeah well we don't know. We know that you don't know. That's the game. I don't even know the ballpark though. I don't know Yeah, well we don't know We know that you don't know That's the game I don't even know the ballpark though Game I don't care that you're in a ballpark What do you think? There's nothing on the line There's nothing up for grabs

Without googling it And already have seen it So you can't guess You can't guess What did you say? 45 What did you guys say? 41

And Ellie said I don't know This is going to blow your fucking mind Okay, stop When did we start swearing so much on the podcast? Sorry guys, I don't know. This is going to blow your fucking mind. When did we start swearing so much on the podcast? Sorry, guys. I didn't mean to. 54. Did I just win that?

Did I get that? Yeah, you were good. You were good. Wait, what did you say? That's a 47. Sorry, we're blowing our minds. You're not even close. No, she's closest.

But it was either closest or closest. I know, but Ellie goes, technically I won. Did I just get that right? Did I pretty much nail it? Technically I won. I technically was very close. No, she's closest. But it was either closest. I know, but Ellie goes, technically I won. Did I just get that right? Did I pretty much nail it? Technically I won. I technically was very close. Okay, one more age game before we go into the podcast. Okay, one more age game.

Here we go. I've got it. Okay. Adam Sandler. 53. Yeah, I reckon he's just hit his 50th, so I reckon 51. Yeah, I'll go 52. 53. I've nailed it. No, I reckon he's just had his 50th, so I reckon 51. Yeah, I'll go 52. 53.

I've nailed it. No, I said 53. Did I get that spot on? I did. You actually did. I was doing an impression of Ellie. I did. Okay, we've got to start the podcast.

But before then, one more name, one more age game. Okay, you ready? Hold on. Let me think of a... Oh, I've got one. Yeah. Helen Mirren. Nah, you ready? Hold on. Let me think of a... Oh, I've got one. Yeah. Helen Mirren. Nah, not Helen Mirren.

Oh, fine. Helen Mirren. What does she look like? She's a ravishing... Helen Mirren is a ravishing... I would so hook up with her. 67. Oh, I was going to say that.

That's so weird. 65. 65, okay. Okay, I'll go 68 then. All right. Helen Mirren, English-born actress, is 74. Oh, wow. Nice.

Okay, one more guy. One more guy. That's what she looks like. And then, hold on. Brad Pitt. 69. Nice. Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. 49. 49. 49? He's definitely in his 50s, by the way. I was going to say something. 49. 49. 49? He's definitely in his 50s, by the way. I was going to say 53. Okay, fine.

Clint? I've already put my stake in the ground at 69, and I'm staying there for comedic value. Nice. Brad Pitt is 56. Did I just win that? Did you absolutely nail it spot on? Right on the money?

It's a fun game. I've got to go on the money. It's a fun game. I've got to go home. It is a fun game. Oh, my God. Leonardo DiCaprio is only 45. Would have said that. I would say 45. Yeah.

I would have said that, Chase. I'm going to lock it in at 45. I don't know. I wish I'd said 69 for Helen Mirren. Yeah, nice. Enjoy the podcast, everyone. See ya. Hey, Google.

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Welcome back Good to be here everybody Yeah I'm back. You nearly missed today's show. Nearly missed today's show, but no, we're good. I got back from San Francisco this morning. San Fran, I thought you were actually in Greenland. Right, is that where today's joke is? I had people text me going, are you in Bora Bora?

I was like, no, why do you think that I'm in Bora Bora? And it was you. Well, I didn't just say that. I said you would, I would say you were doing something different every time because it was all very secretive. It was very secretive. Didn't know much. But it's all out there now. I went to a fancy phone launch for Samsung.

You know those things that you see and they have the keynote speakers come out and they go, this is the new thing. And everyone goes, ah. We love it. We love it. Take my money. Yeah, yeah. It was one of those.

And man, those things are, they avenge themselves, let alone the product. The events themselves are seriously impressive. The only question I want to know, what was the catering like? We had water that came in cans. It was very fancy. Fancy water. And then there was lots of finger food. It wasn't really an eating event.

It was more of like a... Well, I guess they don't want people getting into the party pies and then touching the new phones. They put the new Samsungs out there and then everyone's got these greasy fingers all over them. Yeah, they're like, sorry, we were eating the sausage rolls and the spring rolls. You know what they did have?

So after they reveal these new phones to everybody and we saw the new Samsung Galaxy S20, they've jumped from the 10 to the 20 straight away. Big jump. Big jump. Big jump. We went into this room where all the world's media got to play with these phones. They had people stationed around the room whose only job was to clean the screens.

So after you stopped fiddling with them, they would swoop in there and they would clean the screens and make sure all the fingerprints were off them and it was ready for the next person to come and take their photos. Can you imagine telling someone, they're like, so what do you do? And you're like, I clean... I'm in the electronics business.

Or the glass cleaning business. I'm in the glass business. Yeah, they're like, oh, so big windows and... No, just phones. Yeah, big windows. Just glass. The windows seem to be getting bigger every year. Hey, no, we're all back to normal today. We will have ZM Secret Sound coming up for you twice in our show.

I believe there has been a clue revealed. Yes, on our show yesterday. Okay, so we'll get that clue out for you soon as well. And also there's been a slight jackpot. We're at $51,000. Yes, $51,000 a ZM Secret Sound record. Also in the show today, this is big news,

we are launching our limited edition Valentine's Day candle. Yeah, I can't wait to hear about this. I mean, you've come back into it. Your name's on it. Pretty much it was your idea.

Yeah, great. All of a sudden I'm associated with a bum candle. I bet it's going to be a bum candle too. I know you want to reveal the name of it today, but there's no doubt in my mind.

When is Paltrow did her version? She sold out. We're doing our own version, and we're going to tell you how you can win it. We're going to be giving it away. It's going to be great. Next on the show, though, important house etiquette. How do the rules work in your house when it comes to a certain thing?

Everybody's different, and we're going to find out where the country stands on this next. I do my hair toss. Check my nails. Bree and Clint. certain thing. Everybody's different and we're going to find out where the country stands on this next. Something I've found really She told me in a WhatsApp. Yeah, I bet she did. Something I've found really interesting over the last couple of weeks is you and I have been having these conversations

mostly around hygiene or just basic life skills and the way in which you go about them. Yeah, you and I have run out of fun things to talk about. Yeah, so now we talk about basic stuff, which I actually find quite interesting. But it was a conversation, I think it was last week, where you and I got onto the topic of,

which I found quite interesting, you and your wife grew up in completely different households when it comes to this one thing. Yeah, yeah. Because there's two types of households when you're growing up and you're either in a household that's a shoes-off household before you go inside or you grow up in a household that's a shoes-on kind of tear about the house.

Absolutely, and never the two shall meet. If your parents are shoes-off people, that's it. It's a shoes-off house. That's the type of house it is. And your friends come around, your friends come over to visit, and they go to run inside,

you go, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, go take your shoes off. Okay, go take your shoes off. And it's known. Mum will crack the shroom if you go in there with your shoes on. The part that I found really interesting

is that your wife grew up in one type of household and you grew up in the other type of household. Her house has always been a shoes-on house. Exactly. And your house? Always a shoes-off house. And you guys have come together to combine. Yeah.

So what is your household now? So now, this is really exciting. People are going to get to find this out. I know people have been wondering. This is intricate personal details. What is Clint's house? I've seen it on Instagram. And he doesn't have any carpet.

Is it shoes on or is it? I can reveal. We have come together to form a shoes on house. Yes. The only way to be. It's a shoes on. I was going round to her parents' house. You know the early stages of a relationship when you want to do everything right and you want to impress them.

And I still want to impress them, but you don't know where the line is and I was taking my shoes off at the door and we were having like family dinners at her family house and I was the only one there in socks

and I felt like an idiot. Oh, because everyone would have had their shoes on. And we were going home in the car one time and Luce goes,

you know, you can just not do that. Just leave your shoes on. Wear our shoes on at house. Like everyone else. Yeah. You know what I like to do when I'm feeling

like a real rebel? What's that? Because lately in the house. Like everyone else. Yeah. You know what I like to do when I'm feeling like a real rebel? What's that? Because lately I've been going to open homes. Yeah. Or number twos on the carpet. No, not that far. That's too far. I sometimes will go in there with my shoes on.

Yeah. And an open home. Yeah, it's really, really frowned upon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because an open home. I only do it if it's floorboards. This is, I think this might be no, no. Because an open home. I only do it if it's floorboards. This is, I think this might be.

I've got to feel the home. I've got to feel it out. Yeah, the best way to do that is with your shoes off. True. I think the unofficial rule is if you don't know, you assume that it's a shoes off. No one's assuming. You don't assume that it's a shoes on. Don't you just feel like

people who are, nothing against your family because I've met your mum and she's one of the most lovely people ever but they're just a bit uptight. I forgot this is a personal attack on my upbringing.

You know people who are shoes off, it's just a little bit uptight. Yeah but this is the flip side of it too and we do want to know from everybody else we're going to do that.

You grew up in a farm and yet you are a shoes-on house. How do you grow up on a farm and you can come in with your shoes on? To be honest, we didn't really wear shoes at all. Oh. Until I was about seven. That's true. Yeah.

So, I mean, we had to be, you know, I guess we were shoes off. Right. Are we kicking into shoes on or shoes off? We want to, yeah, we're going to play a little game. We're not going to tell you how it works. But all you have to do is call us up 0800 DIAL ZM and tell us, did you grow up in a shoes on or shoes off household? It's a judgment-free zone.

Yeah, judgment-free zone. Well, I won't judge you. But shoes off are uptight. Bree will refer to your family and the way you were brought up as being uptight. A little bit uptight. 50-50. I won't judge you.

Bree will have a go at your childhood. You can also text us. I'd love to just get a kind of poll going. Shoes on or off? 9696. Bree and Clint. Oh, this is firing some people up. We're getting into the debate of, you know,

is it a shoes on or shoes off household? What did you grow up in? The one you grew up in will be where your values stem from. Of course, because that's what you grew up with. That's what you know. Also, we've overlooked the cultural aspect too. Oh, yes. Because Maori households, a lot of the time,

it's very rare to find a shoes on. I was going to say shoes off, right? That'd be shoes off, yeah. Same with Japanese culture. Same with Japanese culture. A lot of different cultures, actually. So culture not coming into it. But not us white people.

We're just talking white people. Us white folk. No, please don't hang up if you're not. With no culture. James. Okay, James, first question. What's your cultural makeup? Oh, my God.

I'm white. I can tell. Yeah, we knew. And tell us, did you grow up in a shoes-on or a shoes-off household? My family was very strict. We had to have our shoes off and size. Okay. Okay.

Now, Bree, is it an important follow-up for you? I've got a very important follow-up question, James. Obviously, you live out of home now? Yes, great. Yeah, I'm a personal trainer and I live in Christchurch. Oh, well, drop that in there. There we go. Just casually dropping personal trainer. Give out the number.

Give out the business name. Of course, of course. I'm a personal trainer. I have 2% body fat and I have my own apartment. I need to know, James, you grew up in a very strict household, which was shoes off policy. What is your household that you live in now? Shoes on. Yes? Shoes on.

Yes! Shoes on, definitely. He's rebelled. He's one of us. One of us. And do you feel like you're free? Are you living the best life now? Yeah, absolutely.

Definitely that. He's a personal trainer. He'll have the cleanest shoes you've ever seen. He will have a fresh pair of Adidas on every single week. Of course he's shoes on. You do sound like a personal trainer. He'll have the cleanest shoes you've ever seen. He will have a fresh pair of Adidas on every single week. Of course he's shoes on. You do sound like a clean guy. Did you mention he was a personal trainer? Thanks, James.

AJ's here. Hi, AJ. Hi, AJ. Oh, g'day, mate. G'day, AJ. We know that you're a white guy because we've met you. And, AJ, you know a guy called me the other day when you were away. His name was AJ.

And I automatically thought it was you. And I was like, G'day, mate! And this guy goes, yeah, g'day. Six foot eight. Did you grow up in a shoes on? Sorry, six foot nine. Drop that in there. Shoes on or shoes off?

How's that when you were a kid? I was a very shoes off. My father was loose as nuts if we wore shoes. Okay, so another shoes off family home. And what about the current home that you live in now? So I just bought a property and I'm going to be a very much shoes on kind of style. Yeah, you are, my friend. Well done, AJ.

Yes, you are. Can I say I'm living for these things that people are dropping in at the moment? Like these mini flexes that people are doing as they get through to... Pistol trainer. Yeah. My number's 28. Well, I just purchased some property and it will be a shoes-on property. I bought a Nessun the other day.

Martina, before we start, have you got anything you need to flex about? No. Oh, that sucks. What? Flex about? Yeah. Am I online now? Yeah, you're online right now.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. I mean, sorry. Oh, my God. Sorry. What flex about? Yeah Online right now Yeah you're online right now Yeah yeah Oh shit Oh I mean sorry Oh my god sorry I think she's had her quota Martina I was distracted by my daughter Yeah

So um Sorry about that God forbid Jeez I hope Shit it's alright Martina Martina Martina did you grow up in shoes on Or shoes off house?

Uh We were mutual son from a Maori culture. Yeah. And we were a very, very busy family. So it wasn't really strict. But as I've grown up, little things like my younger brother and sister, and I'm nearly 36, and they're a lot younger than me, their friends would walk in because they knew that we were Māori and

I'm the whitest Māori you would probably ever meet. Like seriously. I wish I took it after my day. They would take their shoes off the door and I'd take photos of it and put it on Facebook all the time

because there'd be like 10 pairs of shoes. Martina, I'm going to drumroll you. You grew up in a shoes on. What are you now? I'm a jandle. That wasn't even an option. That's not even an option. I've actually got like the most prominent tan line.

Yeah, yeah. And so does got like the most prominent tan line. Yeah, yeah. And so does my daughter. And she's three. You're my favourite. Can you call the show tomorrow? What a great, hey, what a great mix of cultures we've had on the show already this afternoon. As long as there's no sand or poo.

Far out, Martina. I've even got Matt in my kitchen. Yeah, no poo through the carpet. Who's got poo on their feet? I've got it even in my bathroom everywhere. Yeah, no poo through the cabinet. Who's got poo on their feet? I've got it even in my bathroom, everywhere. Yeah, dog grenades in the bathroom. All right, all right, all right. Free and Clint.

Can we have a quick talk about this candle thing? Yeah, the idea you and I came up with and we're launching tomorrow. No, I've got nothing to do with it. Yeah, no, you... I wasn't even in the country, I was in San Francisco. You were heavily involved in the process. Because I'm holding the finished product here in my hands. I'm so excited.

How good do they look? So have you even revealed what it's called yet? No. Does this work as your big reveal? No, wait. So for people listening, if you haven't heard, obviously Gwyneth Paltrow, she released her amazing candles a couple of weeks ago.

The Vahina handle. This candle smells like my Vahina. And we thought a couple of weeks ago, the Vahina handle. This candle smells like my Vahina. And we thought, both of us together, thought we need to release our own for Valentine's Day. I never said that. And Clint goes, I love it. What should we call it? So we workshopped some ideas and we got your guys' input on our instagram and finally we can reveal the this smells like my bum candle exclusively on the brie and clint show why great valentine's

day gift why is my name on this it says i'm holding one of the candles it says brie and clint this smells like my bum. It's exactly like the Gwyneth candle. Do whatever you do. I've worked with you long enough that I know that you're going to do what you want to do. Yes. Bum stuff is exclusively your domain. Okay, we know this about us.

Okay, this is what you like. But what if? I don't need my name on this. I would support you if it was just Bree's bum candle. I'd be into that. But what if? Okay, so I want to go on the record, what if we end up making lots of money on this? Then I want in.

Then I was definitely a part of the idea from the start if that happens. Anyway, I do want to help you with this project. I didn't realise that my name was at the very top of it. Yeah. But I just wanted to think, have you considered influencer marketing for these candles? Well, see, this is where I needed you, and your input is vital in this whole campaign. We can't afford TV ads.

No. We've spent all our money on the secret sound marketing, but what we can maybe afford is some influencers. Yeah, which I think would work well. So, a short list for you. Have you thought, who's hot at the moment? Have you thought Lucina, the Bachelorette? I thought Lucina, and you know who would, Lucina would be great, but very on brand for Lily. Yeah, actually Lucina a bit too classy.

Very on brand for Lily, however. Very on brand for Lily. And then also if you got it, if we just stick with Bachelorette, have you thought of Art Green? Yeah, Art Green. Because if you get it to Art, then it could end up on Matilda's Instagram. Then we really would be looking.

And I think if you get Art and Matilda, that's it. I think you've reached everybody in New Zealand. Yeah. I think between the two of them, they have the whole country following them. What about Hilary Barry? Yeah, again, I don't know if Hilary Barry, I think she's in the Lucina category. Oh, no, I think it's kind of on brand for Hilary. Right.

Well, this is us putting it out there. Do we have a budget for posts? Yeah. Free stuff from the radio station. Free candles if you guys want to promote. Yeah, you get one of the candles and there's not many of them. They're very exclusive. The pictures of these finished products,

which you have done quite a good job of. Yeah. They look good. Have just gone live on our Instagram right now. Oh, the producers have helped. We've all pitched in. Someone's, you know, the scent of these candles, we actually pre-picked and it has been hand-picked by us.

It actually smells really nice. I know. My shit don't stink. Pamela Anderson is getting divorced after 12 days of marriage. People did say it was very abrupt when she got engaged to, who was it? He was in his 70s. Yeah, a guy called John Peters who's a movie producer.

For those under the age of, what, 25? Yes, Pamela Anderson's boobs are very famous. I think you can say that because she would say that. Actually, this is a good litmus test. Let's just go to the producers for a second who didn't know who Moby was. Oh, yeah, didn't know who DJ Moby was. Producer Ben, first of all, are you aware of who Pamela Anderson is? Yeah, I do know who she is, yeah.

Okay, here's a question, though. What did she become famous on? I only know her from watching clips of Baywatch. There he is. Very well done. Producer Ellie, without that information that Ben provided you, would you have known who Pamela Anderson is? Yes, I would have, yeah.

Okay, all right, she's universal. We're on the same page. You still didn't know who Moby was, though, did you? No, sorry. So she's getting divorced after 12 days. Her and her now ex-husband had a true whirlwind romance. She proposed to him over text. She texted him and said, hey, I want to marry

you. How romantic. He was already engaged to somebody else. This story's wild by the way. A woman that he was supposedly in love with. Okay. And he was about to marry her. She was in the process of moving into his house and they were engaged and he dumped

her to marry Pamela Anderson. Because she's Pam Anderson. Because she's Pam Anderson. Because she's Pam Anderson. He's done an interview and he's described that text message as a dream come true. Okay. He's 74, by the way. So he probably is a dream come true. Pam Anderson wouldn't be that young anymore, would she?

No, good point. She'd be what? Can we Google how old Pamela Anderson is, please? I'm going to say 58. Yeah, I'm going to say for Pamela Anderson, I'll say 52. Okay. Yeah, we'll get that detail when it comes through. Anyway, marriage has lasted 12 days.

He then texts her. He texts her after nine days and goes, I can't do this anymore. So she proposed over text and he dumped her over text. And then three days later they were split. Did they live together? Did they even see each other? Or was this all over text? So I'll read you his And then three days later they were split. So did they live together? Did they even see each other? Or was this all over text? So I'll read you his text.

I've actually got it here. This is his text message to Pamela Anderson to dump her after nine days. Dear Pammy, these last nine days have been a beautiful, amazing love fest. Take from that what you want. But this whole marriage thing with lawyers and debt has scared me. The debt thing, he paid off $200,000 of her debt. Okay. And he also bought her a new wardrobe of clothes

before deciding he couldn't do it. Blah, blah, blah. I thought I wanted to build an empire together. I thought it would be fun, but I was wrong. I am a simple guy who loves my kids. I don't want to fly back and forth to Canada as beautiful as that place is. I don't like travelling. I'm sorry.

And that's how he stumped her. After nine days. So is she living in Canada? Yeah, yeah. I think she is Canadian. Yeah, she is. She's a Canadian-American actress. You were right. She's 52. Right on the nose. And she's not only 52, she's now single. Yeah, she's 52 and single. She's 52. Right on the nose. And she's not only 52, she's now single.

Yeah, she's 52 and single. It's so weird because normally when you Google someone famous's age, it just has their age, but it also has, wait, so she's 52 and her boobs are 26. It's got two ages when you Google her age. I think the original, yeah. The originals. The newest ones I think are only about three years old.

About three or four. So like we said, nine days, that's fast. Like you haven't even had time to. That's quick. So is that, wait, is that an annulment? That's not a divorce. He has gone on in the next text message to ask her to please not sue him. She said, this is true, he said,

please don't try and take any of my money. My kids need that. So I'm thinking it was actually a marriage and then somehow they've managed to rush through a divorce. All the divorce papers are being processed. But all up, the marriage lasted for 12 days. That's it. And we're wondering, is there someone out there

that can break that record? Yeah, it wasn't you. Did you have a very short, but I'm sure love-filled marriage that lasted less than nine days? Or not. Or maybe it was horrific and that's why it only lasted nine days. Doesn't have to be shorter than that, but do you have something shorter than like a few months?

0800 dial ZM or text us to 9696. We'll take annulments too. We'll take annulments too. We'll take annulments, yeah. How short was your marriage? We'll just take you guys are married and then you go, nah, I'm moving out. We'll take that. We'll take that too. Okay, 0800DARLSZM or text them to 9696. Just curious to know what's out there this afternoon.

We're talking short marriages. Pam Anderson is getting divorced after 12 days. Actually her husband wanted it done after nine, which is the shortest marriage I've heard of in real life. What was Kim K and Chris Humphries? I feel like they were 50-something days. I think it was, yeah, it was 60 days, I think.

60 days, which is about two, just over two months. So a lot longer than nine days. Yeah, but that counts for what we're talking about. Absolutely it counts. If you got divorced or you broke up in the same season that you got married in, it counts. It definitely does. In the same calendar year, it counts.

But, I mean, we're living in fast times now. Like, things happen. Yeah. So we want to know, is there anyone out there that has a shorter or a really short marriage that they want to tell us about? This is probably one of the shortest ones you're ever going to hear of. Yeah. Someone texted through and they said,

not me, but my mother's best friend flew to Raro to get married. She said I do, and then before she signed the papers, she said actually, no, I don't want to marry you anymore and didn't sign them. Where did they, where did they flown to? Raro, Rarotonga. So wait, I've got a question. So she said I do, they kissed,

and then obviously at a wedding you sign the papers. It's not legally binding until you sign the papers. So if you don't sign the papers, it's all good. It's not legally binding if you don't sign them and they're not witnessed by someone else who also signs them. Yeah, it's weirdly formal. When we got married, that bit was really important and celebrity weatherman and marriage celebrant Maddie McLean had to run this for us.

And he goes, all right, no jokes here, guys. This is the important legal bit. And yeah, he signed the papers. Someone else texted through and they said, my sister's fiance, they were childhood sweethearts who got back together after 27 years apart. He was married during their time apart for not even 24 hours. 20? What?

How do you even do that? Someone's on the phone who would like to remain anonymous. Hello? Yeah, hi. Anonymous. Have you heard of this happening? Short marriage. Yes.

Two years back now in Palmerston now, but in Palmerston North. Oh, Palmerston North. A good friend of mine went to a wedding, and, yeah, they went through the whole service, the ceremony, everything, and at the wedding reception, the groom stood up and was thanking, you know, all the guests and the bridesmaids

and everyone, as you do. And then he said, and lastly, you know, all the guests and the bridesmaids and everyone, as you do. And then he said, and lastly, he said, I would like to thank my best man for sleeping with my new wife last night. Wedding's off. But they were legally married. But they're legally married. Why would he go through with it? Did he know when he was signing the papers? Did he know that his wife had slept with the best man the night before the wedding?

And he thought that that was the best way to shame her and shame the both of them. Oh, no. What was the... Say it in your vows if you want to do that. Or just take it offline. I get it you're angry, but how did it go down in the room? Like, what was... Oh, how do you think it went down? Were they like, did they grab a glass? They're like, but how did it go down in the room? Like, what was... Oh, how do you think it went down?

Were they like, did they grab it last night? Like, kiss, kiss. But I guess what I'm asking is, she's done the dirty, but then he's turned around and done her dirty. So were people sympathetic for both of them, or...? No, I think the sympathy was more directed towards him. He did actually apparently walked out, and obviously there was a bit of a ruckus after that.

Yeah. And then people sort of hung around and had their dinner and that, and then they... Wow, I guess you paid for the catering. And then the wife and the best friend had their first dance. Yeah, yeah. And the DJ's like, guys, they paid me till 12. We're going to do this.

We're going to take it in a midnight. Bree and Clint. I saw a story the other day and it was talking about a 20-year-old Swedish pole vaulter who was celebrating a new world record in pole vaulting. Oh, congratulations. Which is amazing. That sport is ridiculously hard. Male or female? He's male.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. So he's a 20-year-old male Swedish. Because I don't celebrate any female pole vaulters that aren't Eliza McCartney. You know? I don't want... She's the Kiwi Olympic...

She's the one that was on the Dancing with the Stars? No. No? Who was that? Because you were interested in her too. Excuse me? You just said she was a good athlete. Excuse me, I'm just not celebrating any pole vaulter breaking a world record who's not

New Zealand's Eliza McCartney is all I'm saying. Right, right, fair enough. No, well, this is the male pole vaulting, so it's all good. Anyway, he's broke the world record, and there's a video that's going a little bit viral because after he breaks the world record, he runs over and he gives his mum a hug, and then he also kisses her on the lips.

Oh. It's quite a long kiss too. Is it? Yeah. Like how long? I'm going to say at least one or two seconds. Oh. Like two seconds.

And he's from where? He's from Sweden. Okay. Yeah, Swedish pole vaulter. Anyway, it's got people talking about, you know, obviously he's 20 years old. He's not, you know, a little kid. Whether that's kind of strange or not, kissing your mum on the lips. Oh, poor guy wouldn't have known that he was going to become a viral moment.

No. He was reacting in the moment and going over to who I imagine is his biggest fan. Yeah. His mum. And maybe it's a Swedish thing. Maybe that's how they do it in Sweden. Maybe they're into that. No, no, no.

Stop trying to make it a rude thing. You just don't know, okay? No, like, I'm not here to judge anyone. And everyone grows up in families where it's different. It's like, you know, some families are nude families. And some families aren't nude families. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I'm not from a nude family.

I'm not from a nude family either, but some people are. And so it's not strange for them and they're like, oh, that's just what I've known. It would be rude as a 20-year-old man in a nude family to kiss your mum on the lips whilst nude. Yeah, I can see that. I can draw a line there. Yeah, I can say that.

Very strange. But it's very divided. Most people towards one side of asking whether it is appropriate to kiss your parents on the lips like that. Right. Do you kiss your parents on the lips? I don't think I've ever kissed my parents on the lips.

Well, you would have when you were a baby. Maybe. Yeah. Well, as a little kid, I don't know. As a little kid you would have, but you have no memory of doing it. Well, yeah, I have no memory I don't know. As a little kid you would have. But you have no memory of doing it. Well, yeah, I have no memory of it and definitely not as even an older kid or a teenager or an adult. I just didn't grow up in a family that kissed my parents on the lips. Did you?

Probably. I don't. What, as a teenager? No, no, not as a teenager, no. As an older kid? No. I remember the last time, I can give my mum a kiss on the cheek whenever I see her.

Yeah, but that's very different. Yeah, and I remember the last time that I kissed my dad. I was at a train station. It wasn't like he was disappearing out of my life. I was just going away to Auckland for the school holidays. I went, see you, Dad, and I gave him a kiss on the cheek and I felt his body go physically stuff. And I was like... He hated it. I was like, oh, we don and I gave him a kiss on the cheek, and I felt his body go physically stuff. And I was like.

He hated it. I was like, oh, we don't do that. Okay, cool. See, my dad's the complete opposite. My dad's the big Italiano man, and he gives you like 60 kisses. And now that sounds weird now that I'm saying it, but that's the culture he was brought up in. Does he give your brother 60 kisses?

He does. Everyone. That's nice. That's nice. And as a new dad, I hope that... But not on the lips. But not on the lips. Yeah, okay, you want to bring it back to the lips thing. So I want to ask you, because you've just become

a new dad, your baby daughter, Tui, kiss on the lips. Yes or no? Yeah. Yeah, because she's a baby, but I'm saying as she gets older, what's the age? Yeah. Or do you think you'll kiss her on the lips forever? Yeah, but it's not a rude thing, so... I'm not saying it's rude, but I'm just saying, is that something that you think?

That would be nice. It would be nice to have a connection with her. Do I need to kiss her on the lips? I don't know, probably not. But I wouldn't think about, I don't know. It's making you uncomfortable. Yeah, I think because of the connotations around it. Yeah.

I think that's why. And, like, I think about in public, like, if you see a dad kiss a daughter, it can make some people – Can it? To be honest, it makes me uncomfortable. Over a certain age? Over a certain age. Yeah.

Like, when they're young kids, no, of course not. But, like, a teenager, I'd probably – it just makes me feel weird, probably because I didn't grow up in a family like that. Yeah, okay. I don't know. If you're a, yeah. I don't know, yeah. Let's ask the people because we're very confused.

Both of us don't know how to feel. Okay, I'll put it this way. If my mum wanted a kiss on the lips. You'd give her one. I'd give her one. Absolutely give her one. I feel weird about it though. But it's what you're.

It's what you're. It's what you know. It's what you're. It's what you're used to. Yeah. Yeah. But you're not used to it. No, I'm not used to it.

And it's making me incredibly uncomfortable. You went home this weekend. Your mum goes, oh, come here, Clinty boy. Give me a kiss on the lips. I have an auntie who only kisses on the lips. Yeah, but she's. Has she always done that? But she's always done it.

So I know what to expect. That's not weird. Yeah, yeah. But if mum showed up to see Tui this weekend and she went straight in for the mouth, I'd go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's my daughter. That's my... I meant on me. Oh, right. What's the weird question you want to ask? Oh, 800 dial ZM. It's not weird. How old are you?

And do you still kiss your parents on the lips? I feel like ZM. It's not weird. How old are you? And do you still kiss your parents on the lips? I feel like we're managing to make it weird. We've really opened a can of worms now, haven't we? Yeah, you've uncovered

an uncomfortable conversation that I didn't know was uncomfortable. And I don't think it is. I think it's just the family. It's the way you grow up. I don't think it needs to be. And it's, yeah, it's not about what's right and wrong because I don't think it is i think it's just the family the way you grow up i don't think it needs to be and it's yeah it's not about what's right and wrong because i don't think there is a right and wrong i think it's the way you grow up is the way you feel about it do you kiss your

mum on the lips do you kiss your parents on the because either of your parents either either or um there's a lot of people texting through about this. There's a lot of interesting ones where someone texted through and they said, I'm 28 and my mum always kisses me on the lips. I don't kiss my dad on the lips though. I'm also a dad myself and I'll kiss my four-year-old on the lips but not my seven or my nine-year-old. They get the cheek. Why?

Well, this is probably why because another person texts through and they said they believe it says, I'm a newish dad and kids grow out of kisses on the lips in my opinion. My seven-year-old still loves a kiss on the lips but my five-year-old has already grown out of it. Right, okay.

Interesting. So they have a They decide. So it's kid-led. Vaughn's here. Hi, Vaughan. How you going? Going good, man. Do you kiss your parents on the lips? Oh, yeah. Definitely.

And have you... Definitely. Well, don't make it sound like it's weird, Vaughan. Vaughan, I feel you're overly passionate about it. Yeah, no. I've got no problems with it. No. How old are you, Vaughan?

26. Okay. And what about you? Do you have siblings? As in, like, have I got kids myself, you mean? No, do you have brothers and sisters? Oh, yeah, I've got brothers and sisters. I've got three sisters and one brother.

And do they all kiss your parents on the lips too? I don't know. You don't know? That's interesting. I have no idea. But it's not something you think about, I guess, and maybe that's why you don't know. Because that's what we're talking about.

You don't know what's normal for somebody else. It's what you know. Yeah, right. Okay, interesting point. Thank you, man. Dave's here. Hey, Dave. Hi, Dave.

Hey, Dave. How are you going? Sorry. Are you someone that kisses your folks on the lips? Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm sent. And do you have siblings? I do have siblings. I've got a younger brother. My brother's 30, I'm 34 years old, and he does the same thing.

So he's the exact same. Do you have kids yet, Dave? Yeah. I do have three children as well, which are nine, seven, and nine months. And they all want, well, obviously the older two ones, they still want to be kissed in the mouth, and I'll keep it up as long as they want to anyway. Right. Obviously with the younger ones, sure, she gets like freaking heaps of kisses all day.

Yeah, of course, because it's your kids. It's your little kids. And you absolutely would. And you would do it as long as they want to, and you'd be gutted if they never wanted to. I think I've pinpointed, and I think I said it before, I think I've pinpointed why I find it weird. Why?

It's because it's like my dad's weird about it. Your dad's weird, so it makes you feel weird. No, I didn't say he was weird. He's weird about it. I mean, that's what I meant. So, okay, yeah, and Alicia's here too. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia.

Hi, how are you? Good. Are you a mum and dad kisser? Oh, yeah, 100% and I'm 21. Okay. And this is the question because this has been coming through on the text machine as well. Do you have siblings? Yeah, I have a 12-year-old brother.

Okay, well, this is going to be weird if I ask you that question now. No, it's not because you're... True. It's not weird. This is the thing you're... True. It's not weird. This is the thing we're talking about. It's not weird. Do you kiss him on the lips? I try to.

Yeah, but he's 12. He wouldn't be interested. He allows me to kiss him on the lips. He's 12. All that stuff is gross and weird at the moment. Yeah, it's different. So he's getting a bit old. Yeah, he always wipes his mouth afterwards and thinks it's disgusting,

but I just think he's so cute. My brothers and I don't kiss on the lips. Would you ever? Oh, look, I wouldn't. Probably not, but I wouldn't. If they ever kissed me on the lips, I'd go, okay, love you, bro. But, yeah. Because I said to you, I don't kiss my brother on the lips.

No. If he tried to kiss me on the lips, I'd be like, what are you doing? I'd be like, what are you doing? Yeah, right. Okay. But that's just because that's how we grew up. Maybe we have intimacy issues. Maybe.

Maybe we need to see somebody. I think we're the problem. Bree and Clint. But right now, what's the plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.

Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's our movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie, our movie expert, and try and beat her for free mobile fuel. We're jackpotting the fuel this year because we're not giving anything to people who lose.

Yeah, losers. No losers on this show. So, Hannah, that's good for you. You're paying for $150 of mobile fuel today. Oh, my gosh. That's going to be so good. Hot damn, Hannah. Mobile Synergy Fuels.

I have picked a theme this week that really suits me. Okay. Of course, I've just been away in San Francisco. Oh, that's a jazzy song. Very jazzy. I just typed in San Francisco and that was the first thing that came up. So today, all the movies that we are playing with, every single movie features the Golden Gate Bridge.

Okay. That's a random theme. A little bit niche, but let's give it a go. Hannah, your buzzer is your name. Best of three. Movie number one. Ford, a Navy bomb expert, has just reunited with his family in San Francisco, where he

is forced to go to Japan to help his estranged father, Joe. Soon, both men are swept up in an escalating crisis when something arises from the sea that will threaten the survival of humanity. The creature leaves colossal destruction in its breed. Godzilla. Godzilla is correct. Yes!

Okay, movie number two. All movies featuring the Golden Gate Bridge. Set in San Francisco. Oh, no way. Our hero is troubled that he has little access to his children. The Divorced Brie. Oh, no, that's one child. I'm just going to take a stab.

Liar, liar. Liar, liar. Is incorrect. Would you like a free guess, Hannah, at the San Francisco-based movie which features the Golden Gate Bridge? I know it! Um... This is a free guess, by the way.

If you don't get it, we'll go back to the plot. Oh, back to the plot. I have no idea. Okay. With help, Bree. Mrs. Telfon. That's absolutely correct. Yes!

Oh, no. Sorry, Hannah. We've got to jackpot the fuel again. Sorry, Hannah. That're going to jackpot the fuel again. Sorry, Hannah. That's okay. San Francisco was a real hard one. It was a crap theme. Am I right?

I agree. Oh, yeah. I put a lot of effort into that theme and all those plots. I've got to be honest with you. I forgot to write them. Producer Ben wrote those for me. I thought it was nice. You took San Francisco into it, so I appreciate that.

Bree and Clint. Are you currently watching Love Island? I have been. While I was in San Fran, I've fallen behind, so I've got a week of episodes to catch up on. Well, I'm not going to give away any spoilers, but it kicks off.

Yeah. It really kicks off. It takes a fair few episodes to get into it this season, but it really kicks off when the boys go to Casa Amor. that's where i'm up to they've just gone in that's the last one i've seen it's just about to get good but i want to talk about something that um i saw on the show that happened before that and it was with a couple uh leanne and mike yeah i know them and you probably will remember when this happened because they were together from the start and it wasn't until Leigh-Anne got something called the ick

a few weeks in. This is her talking about it here. I just feel like I've got the ick. A serious dose. I don't have it in me. I don't want to be around. I don't want it to touch me. I don't want it to kiss me.

I just don't want to be around the boy. Shut up, shut up! Shut up! Yeah. That's probably a very good way of describing it. I think if you don't know what it is, you'd get a good feel of it from there. But for those who don't, can you explain the ick?

Have you had the ick? Can you explain it from a first-hand point of view? I'm sorry to say I've definitely got the ick before and it's a horrible feeling and I looked it up because I wanted to explain it to people who may have never heard of it and it pretty much says the ick is a dating term that means you get a sudden cringe feeling when you have a romantic contact with someone and become almost immediately put off by them. Yeah, it's like someone who you thought you were

romantically attracted to, all of a sudden gives you an icky... You feel repulsed. You feel icky. You literally feel like you shut up. You feel icky around them, right? You're like, ooh, gross. I'd love to know the psychological switch that happens and why it happens because they say once you get the ick... You can't get rid of it.

You can't get rid of it. And I think that's because there's no foundations that's been laid in the relationship. It's too early. So you can't go, oh, this thing they're doing annoys me, but we've got all this shared history. You just suddenly go, the switch is flicked and that's it. It's a horrible feeling.

It's really not nice, but it is, I honestly believe it's a real thing. It's not nice for the person who becomes icky too. That's what I mean. It's not nice. Because a lot of the time they don't know what they've done. No. And you'll be leaning in for a kiss and you can physically feel that person

just come up and go, oh, and you go, oh, something's changed in this dynamic. Yeah, the energy's changed. And if you're wise, you'll go, all right, I'll see you later. I'm going to step back. Have you ever got the ick? Yeah. Have you? Not in a relationship.

Not in a relationship. Just in the early hangout type. Well, when you were dating someone. Yeah, dating. Yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, dating. Yeah, so you have gotten the ick. Do you remember what it was? Was it a particular thing where you can recall where you got the ick?

This feels mean. It does. It does feel mean. It's horrible. And I don't mean it to. It just, I think. But this is us being honest. Yeah, I think someone who came on too strong too soon.

Yeah, that can do it. And I know clingy is an overused word, but it was like real early. And I was like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Too much. Yeah. And then after you get that ick feeling, everything then feels clingy. A part of that. Yeah.

She texts me once a day, clingy. I know, I know. And it's not their fault. It's not their fault at all. It's just the switch has changed. And you can't change it back, unfortunately. Yeah, and I know. And it's not their fault. It's not their fault at all. It's just the switch has changed. And you can't change it back, unfortunately. Yeah, and I'm sure I've given the ick. I think I'm someone who gives a lot of people the ick.

I'm sure, I'm sure. Yeah, because I'm just annoying. But do you think it's after a certain period you can't get it anymore? Because they say it's early in relationships. I think that's what I was saying with if you have a shared history and you have a foundation that you're built upon, then I don't think it's the ick anymore.

I think it's just you getting sick of that person. Yeah, I think so too. The ick is early in a relationship when you don't really know them and something happens. Or a long term, if you were in a long term relationship and then they did something that changed the way you see that person, then you could find them repulsive. But maybe that's not the ick. That's kind of different.

I think that's something else. Yeah, okay. But we want to ask you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what gave you the ick? Yeah, can you pinpoint the moment where… This has happened to you. Yeah, where the way you saw this person changed

or even maybe you feel like you gave someone the ick did someone tell you why oh that would be a really good call

did someone tell you why you gave them the ick see that's a brutal conversation yeah I don't know that we'll get anybody

from that side of the conversation but I'd love to hear from those people too but if you know why someone gave you the ick at least, we'd like to hear from you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Or you can text us on 9696THEICK. The ooh, ah, ah sensation.

We're just getting into the conversation where it's interesting on the text machine, some people never heard of the ick, but they've had the ick. The ick being, give me a go at defining it. The ick being the moment where the person you were attracted to now grosses you out. And there's nothing you can do, but any little thing, anything they say, you've just got this ick feeling. Yeah.

And we're wondering if anyone can pinpoint that moment and tell us what gave you the ick. Any time I've ever gotten the ick, and I feel like such a horrible person when I talk about this, but it's actually something, like I can't help it, is a specific moment. And I can remember one right now and it makes me feel gross. Yeah, what was it?

I was dating this guy and we'd been seeing each other for probably a couple of months, not very long, and he was super keen on me and I liked him too and we went to this party and I believe it was for Australia Day and he was swimming around in the pool at the time and he'd had a lot of punch and quite a lot of drinks and next minute I turned time and he'd had a lot of punch and quite a lot of drinks. And next minute I turned around and he's throwing up all this orange stuff into the pool and I instantly got the ick.

100%. I couldn't help it. I was like, ick. Because you see him differently now. There it was. It was gone. Even though everybody gets in situations like that, it was too soon for you to see it. It was too soon.

If it was four months, I might have been all right. Hey, Kate. Welcome to the show. Hi. How are you going? it. It was too soon. If it was four months, I might have been alright. Hey, Kate, welcome to the show. Hi, how you going? Good, Kate. You know what we're talking about when we say the ick? 100%. I've been through it maybe three times, but one time I can remember so distinctively

it's almost like it happened yesterday. That's how I feel, Kate. It makes you feel sick. What caused it? Yeah. What was the thing that caused the ick? Well, we'd been together for probably like three weeks and I'd fought for him so hard like he was one of my friend's exes and i said no i want to be with you i like you so much and then three weeks later we went to one of my family reunions and morning of i liked him equally as much as every other week that i'd been with him and it was almost like a hit midday and i looked him, and I was like, ooh, I just don't even want you near me.

I don't want you touching me. We were sitting in the car. I didn't even want him to hold my hand. So wait, what happened? I wouldn't even talk to him. No, I have no idea. It was like a flick just switched, and I was like, ooh. So you don't even know.

You just know the moment, but you don't know the reason. No, I have no idea what the reason was. Now I look at him like, oh, you're a good looking guy, but I even... It's like something inside you knows. It's like something inside you knows that this is not the right person for you, and you were blinded by whatever lust or nice aftershave, whatever it was.

Yeah, you know what's weird, Kate? I saw the guy that spewed up in the pool over the holidays, and I saw him over the holidays because he was one of my mates and we were hanging out, and I still had the ick. You still had it? I still had it. Had you lost your friend by this stage, Kate? No, we were

still pretty good friends. We kind of distanced ourselves from each other over a period of time, but she had no problem with it. I think she got the same thing I got, to be honest. He's giving everyone the ick. What about a couple of these text messages? Someone said, I got the ick when he didn't take a hot dish out of the oven. See, it's little trivial things sometimes.

It can be the tiniest thing. What about the person who texted and said, when I realised he couldn't cook? Yeah, someone said, yeah, when I realised he couldn't cook, I got the ick. But you wouldn't have known that that was a prerequisite for you in a relationship, I reckon, until that moment. And then you go, oh my God, I'm not attracted to guys you in a relationship, I reckon, until that moment. And then you go, oh, my God, I'm not attracted to guys who can't cook. I've got the ick. Someone else texted through and they said, met up with this guy.

He was amazing, really good looking. And I went into his room, walked in, and there it was, a Barney duvet cover. I instantly got the ick. I reckon I was on the cusp of giving my wife the ick the first time she stayed over. Really? What did you do? I had black sheets. You got naked.

No, I had black sheets on my bed. Oh, yeah, not good. And I got those sheets for her. Like, I was like, get a styley bedroom to impress the new lady. That's not good. And she told me years later that was not the thing to have. Nicky's last. Nicky, welcome to the show.

Do you know the moment that you got the ick? Yeah, I do. And that was a long time ago. What happened? I hadn't been with him very long, but he was a hot guy, really nice dude, and he came around to my place one day, and he's got this brown jacket on. He just said, I just got this jacket. It's awesome, eh? I really love this jacket. And I looked, and I thought,

I can't stand that jacket. I'm not going to be seen dead with you in that jacket. But I didn't tell him that. I just thought, and he just kept going on about how good the jacket was. And that was it. It was like, no. They gave you the ick. They gave me the ick. I want to drill down on it a little bit because it seems really trivial,

but we understand. You don't have control over what gives you the ick. No, you can't. Did the jacket give you the ick? Or did how much he loved the jacket give you the ick? Both. I think I was going to be seen dead with this guy in this jacket. Right. Right.

Okay. Fair enough. Brutal. Some interesting text messages are coming through. You've just seen one that looks like you shouldn't read? I'll get to that one. No, I can read that. Someone said, I got the ick when he told me he loved me on the first date.

That'll do it. That'll do it. Someone else said, I got the ick when I heard him eat for the first time. It was really loud. All right. And then it finishes with this one. Thanks. I've finally got a name for what I got.

I definitely got the ick. I dated a guy that I saw him eat his boogers. Yeah, that'll give you. That'll do it pretty quick. That'll give you the ick. Interestingly, not many guys getting the ick. You're true. No guys calling. No men whatsoever.

I'm sure it happens to the guys. They're like, nah, still keen. Don't matter what it was. You could eat your own hair out of the drain and still be keen. Still keen. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's take your birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on each of these people's 16th birthdays. Kim's here. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi.

Have you ever gotten the ick, Kim? Sorry. No, no more ick chat. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday, Kim? So my birthday is 22nd of March, 1970. All right. You were 16 in 1986 on the 22nd of March.

And, Kim, this is your birthday banger. Love it. Billy Ocean. Oh. Love it. Feel the ocean. That'll be a good song for someone that's feeling the ick. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Yeah. Yeah, I like that.

Kim loved that one. I love that, Kim. Diana's here too. Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana. Hello. What's your birthday, Diana? The 9th of March, 1997.

All right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 9th of March. And back in 2013, this made it to number one. We saying oh, we oh, we oh, we oh. You are now, now rocking with Will.i.am and Brittany, bitch. You know who got the ick was Brittany. Remember she married her friend in Vegas that time and they were married for like 56 hours? Wait, which friend was that? She was like a high school friend.

Someone messaged me about it just before and I was like, I completely forgot about that. Well, she married a girl. No, a guy. Oh. Anyway, you get black eyed peas and Britney Spears scream and shout. Good birthday, Banger Diana.

Yeah, not bad, not bad. Pretty decent. I like that tune. Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. What's your birthday, Jess? 22nd of January, 1987.

Well, happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago. You were 16 in 2003 on the 22nd of January. And back in the 2003s, this went to number one. Topical at the moment, too, because he did it at... It is. Did it at the Oscars. Oscars? Yeah. Yeah.

Forever topical in election year, because this is the song the National Party stole. Good birthday banger, though. You like that, Jess? Love me some old school Eminem. Jason Alexander was the person that Britney was married to. Oh yep. I know who you're talking about. Winner of birthday banger today has to be

Billy Ocean, Will.i.am or Eminem. I think it's Will.i.am and Britney. I think for a Thursday I'm going to go with you on that. You agree? Yeah I do love that track. Okay, let's do it. Diana, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger.

Thanks, girl. Bree and Clint. This is Zedim. Bring the action. When you have this in the club, you've got to check to turn it up. You've got to check to turn it up. You've got to check to turn it up. Bring the club. All eyes on us. All eyes on us. All eyes on us.

I want to scream and shout and let it all out. And scream and shout and let it out. We saying oh, we oh, we oh, we oh. We saying oh, we oh, we oh, we oh. I want to scream and shout and let it all out. And scream and shout and let it out. We saying oh, we oh, we oh, we oh. You are now, now rocking with Will.I.Am and Britney, bitch.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bring the action. They looking at us They looking at us Everybody in the club All eyes on us All eyes on us All eyes on us I wanna scream and shout And let it all out And scream and shout And let it out

We saying oh we oh we oh we oh We saying oh we oh we oh we oh I wanna scream and shout And scream and shout And let it out We saying Now now Rocking with

Britney bitch Oh yeah Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah it goes on and on and on and on when me and you party together i wish this night would last forever Cause I was feeling down, now I'm feeling better And maybe it goes on and on and on and on When me and you party together I wish this night would last forever, ever, ever

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out and scream and shout and let it out. We say it all, we all, we all, we all. We say it all, we all, we all, we all. I want to scream and shout and let it all out and scream and shout and let it out. We say it all the time. You are now rocking with Will.I.Am and Britney Spears. No, Bree and Clint. That's Will.I.Am and Britney Spears.

They need to do more music together. Scream and shout. Will.I.Am and Britney do. It's a great combination. We were just reminiscing and none of us remembered the bit in the middle of the song where Britney all of a sudden has a British accent. Yeah, she turns all English. Listen to this.

Bring the action. This is... It's American, will I? Yeah. He's like, well, I'm still American. All eyes on us. You're a tip-top. Right.

Imagine if she just went full Cockney accent. You're right. Hello, governor. It's Britney, bitch. Bree and Clint. Tomorrow, mate, it is, of course, Valentine's Day, and you and I both thought, what can we do? What product can we put out into the world that would be a great Valentine's Day and you and I both thought what can we do? What product can we put out into the world that would be a great Valentine's Day gift?

And then we both decided together that we could come up with our own original candles. Stop putting my name in this idea. Your name is on the candle. I just got back to the country today and my name is on a candle that's called This Smells Like My Bum. Off the back of Gwyneth Paltrow, who released her candle, This Smells Like My Vagina. Yeah, I get the reference.

Yeah, we decided, you and I, equal decision, that we would make a candle of our own because hers sold for $75 US and it absolutely flew off the shelf. If you were planning on selling those for $75 US, I'd be fine with it. Like if I saw a... See, now you're on board. If I saw a pathway to revenue, I'm in. I feel like these would sell.

But you're just going to give these away. Yeah, because we're nice. That's what we do here. What does it actually smell like? Smells like... Because we've actually made them. It actually smells really nice. It smells delicious.

And I hope that there's no essence of your bum in there. No. Because you know what? This would be a great prank. And it would that there's no essence of your bum in there. No. Because you know what? This would be a great prank. And it would be a great prank on me, and we'd do a whole show today of me sniffing these candles, and you're going, what is it? What is it?

And then tomorrow on Valentine's Day, you show me a video of you farting into the master mix of this product. No. It's completely for the gag. It's actually apparently a spiced vanilla. It smells nice. Yeah, it's completely for the gag. It's actually apparently a spiced vanilla. It smells nice. Yeah, it smells delicious. We're going to give these away tomorrow. If you haven't got a Valentine's Day gift for your significant other, this is a great gift. Give them a bum candle. Now look, I know you don't seem convinced and I thought, you know, even people listening,

maybe they're not convinced either. So that's why I've come up with, you know, just a ripping radio ad to really sell this bum candle. Gwyneth Paltrow changed the game with her revolutionary candle. It's called This Smells Like My Vagina. But what if someone could change the game again forever? Introducing This Cand smells like my bum. Luxury, passion, style, innovation, sex appeal, bums. This candle will give you at least one of these things. Bum Candle will give you at least one of these things. Bum Candle.

Elton John sang like a candle in the wind. But why not a candle that smells like the wind? Bum Wind. Why burn the candle at both ends? Just pick one. Bum Candle. Not for commercial sale, not a real product, although heavily endorsed by the Brian Clint Show,

mainly Clinton Roberts. Available to win tomorrow. Here we go. Did you like some of the taglines? I love the taglines. I thought you were going to say, Elton John, candle in my bum. I would be Brian Clint.

Interesting if you have Facebook, which is everybody listening. Whoa, I've got a Facebook? I learned something. Wait, producers, do you have Facebook? No, shut up, shut up. This is terrifying, okay? I've got an important thing to say,

and this will scare you about your Facebook. You know how everyone's worried about their data and where their data's going these days and Cambridge Analytica and hacking the elections and the Russians are coming and all that stuff? Yeah, I don't want certain searches I put into Facebook getting out. Well, here's some details that are in your Facebook right now, which everybody can do this, by the way, listening.

I have found a way that you can see what brands and companies have access to your Facebook information. And having been on Facebook for as long as we have, like almost a decade. How would they have it though? It'll terrify you. So, you know, if you ever go and you use a site and it offers you to log in using Facebook? See, I never do that. You might be okay then.

Okay. But you know how some sites it's just easier than creating a profile? Oh, I've done it with Tinder and a few other things. Okay, perfect. Then you can do this too. So what I'm about to show you is how you can see every single brand that has access to your Facebook page. So open your Facebook app on your phone. Yep.

And in the corner, the top corner, go to the three lines, okay? Which is like the settings bit, you know, in the corner? Oh, yep. The Facebook lines. Cool. Scroll down until you get to settings and click on settings. Settings, got it. Okay, and then if you scroll down again,

keep scrolling until you get to something that says off Facebook activity. Okay. It's kind of near the bottom. It might be under something called Facebook information. Found off Facebook activity. Oh, yep, got it. Click on that and then go manage your off Facebook activity. Got it.

Okay, click on that. Has it asked you to put your Facebook password in? Yes. So you need to put that. Got it. Okay, click on that. Has it asked you to put your Facebook password in? Yes. So you need to put that in. Okay. Okay. And then there, there should be a list of things that have access to your Facebook. Yes, I can see it.

So what does it say? At the top, there's a number. How many people are accessing, how many companies are accessing your Facebook information? How many? It says 111 apps and websites. So there's 111 people accessing your data. That's so trippy. I've got 269.

Whoa. So you can like, there's one there, TikTok. If you click on it. I've got TikTok. You can see how many times they've used your information recently. My TikTok has used my Facebook information 1,133 times. Whoa. For what?

I don't know. This is the thing. They say that it's to better serve you ads and that sort of thing. Oh, piss off. But the fact is that Facebook uses your location, so these apps can see where you are, they can see what you're buying, all of your credit card information is linked to your Facebook. What?

Your address, your family members, all of your personal information. You've been giving this to Facebook for the last 10, maybe 15 years, and they're now giving that to... How do I take it away from them? So what you can do is you can scroll down. Each time you open one of those, if you go TikTok, you can scroll down and you can go, turn off future activity from TikTok.

But you don't know that you have to turn it off unless you know how to find this stuff. So that's why... How would you ever find it? Yeah. I would never find that. But the annoying thing is if you're like me and you've got 260 of them, you have to go through and turn them all off individually.

There isn't like a remove all button. Oh, this is weird. Someone's got my information and it's a website. It's cougarandco.co.nz. I think some websites you want to keep on there. No, that one I'll keep. Look, the headline of this next story could be quite shocking to some people, especially if you're a male, and also probably not appropriate for younger ears.

It's not too bad. So all men and kids leave the room? Is that what you want? No, men probably need to stay. Alright. I think probably need to hear this actually, maybe. Kids though, time for bed. Yeah, time to go sleep. Oh, look at that, 6.10, time for bed. Yeah, go night-night.

Anyway, the headline of this story reads like this. Wife leaves husband after he stops shaving his genitals. Whoa. Whoa. Savage. Oh. Savage. Seems a bit savage, doesn't it?

Yeah. I get you like what you like. Bree is a, this is an interesting insight into Bree. Whoa, wait, what are you going to say about me? Bree's very particular when it comes to grooming and body hair. I just. She believes. Like what I like. You like what you like, as does this person.

And you believe, let's use some child-friendly analogies. Let's say that the area is a lawn. You would like the whole lawn to be treated with Roundup so that the lawn can never grow back. Yeah. I like a couple of shaved plums. Yep. You don't shave a plum, but yeah. A couple of shaved kiwis. You don't shave a kiwi for either. Shaved of shaved Kiwis. You don't shave a Kiwi for either. Shaved light jigs.

That movie, Squorched Earth? That's what Brie likes. A couple of washed peaches. So this woman is probably really similar. She goes, I know what I want, and he's not doing it anymore. But it's different, though. If you're married to someone and you've committed to someone, I'm not the type of person that if I'm in love with someone

and all of a sudden they go, babe, I'm going to grow my bush out. Yeah. And I'm not going to go, oh, well, I'm leaving you. No, no, you're not that bad about it. But it would be a conversation. I'd be like, okay, well, why do you want to do that? What's led you to this decision? What's happening?

How can I influence you otherwise? And also when you're in a relationship over that time, maybe he's just got lazy and he's stopped putting an effort all over the place. That could be a part of the problem. Maybe the overgrown lawn, which we're still using the lawn analogy, maybe it's just a symptom of him being too comfortable. Might be a bit of a personal question for the show, for everyone in the show,

but is anyone letting the lawn roam free? Anyone? The show? No. Letting the weeds have their own life? No, I am not. Ben's in a fairly new thing, so he won't be. Yeah, so you need to keep it trim.

Ellie's in a long-term relationship. I am. Trim. Yeah, so we're looking at you. As a man in the workplace, Ellie, I'm not going to ask you this question. I'll ask. How's the bush? Nah, she's not there.

You all know I got laser. That's right. Say lawn. It's all part of the yard. Say lawn. Isn't it? Because yeah, you and I both get laser. Yeah, so I'm good. We're both, we're naked from the eyelashes down.

We are like sexual slippery dips, Ellie and I. That's more information than anyone listening to this even needs. And the last person to answer would be you, Clinton Roberts. No, it's well kept. Well kept. Trimmed. Yeah.

You know the most disturbing thing out of all this was producer Ben told me that he uses the same trimmer for his face as he does for his lawn. Hey, that's so gross, man. Why would you do that? Oh, so do you! I'm not buying two Yeah true Let's hope the lawn Hasn't been infestated

With crabs Why would you say that Maybe you live near the beach Yes Yes Exactly The beach So earlier in the show today

You and I were talking about your This smells like my bum candle Your Gwyneth Paltrow rip off Owl candle And I suggested some social media Influencing marketing to really get the candle popular I have The phone number of one of

New Zealand's most influential Influencers No not my toodles Art Green number of one of New Zealand's most influential influencers. Matoodles. No, not Matoodles. Art Green. And I would like you to pitch this person live on the phone. Oh my god.

And see if you can seal the deal. Who is it? Before the call is over. With host of The Bachelorette, Art Green. Oh, no. Hi, Art. Kia ora, guys.

So good to talk. Always a pleasure talking to you, Bree. It's Bree and Clint, but I'm not going to be a part of this. Bree's got an important thing she'd like to pitch you for, and I'll just leave you guys to it. G'day, Art. Appreciate you taking the call. I know you're a busy man.

Look, I've got a bit of a product idea I thought I'd run past you. And when I think of Art Green, I think homewares. I've got a great... Do you? Yeah, I think fancy, good-smelling, tight homeware products. And, Art, how would you feel about promoting an exclusive, only one on the market? It kind of is off the back of the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle, but it's our own version.

Yeah, I mean, you know, keep talking. Tell me more. Very noncommittal. I like it. I'm going to put it out there. Instead of a, this smells like my vagina candle, we have launched a this smells like my bum candle. Wow. Okay.

Whose bum does it smell like? Well, that's left up to interpretation. It could be the person who purchased the candle. If they're giving it to a loved one, they could say, you know, this is a little bit of me. Is this an actual candle that's already made or is it like a home kit where you can make your own bum-smelling candle using... No, we've picked the scent. The candles are pre-made. Yeah, Art, Bree's one's gross. Your idea's disgusting. Yeah, that's disgusting, Art. I mean, come on.

No, I was just completely joking. I haven't done that at home. We're not animals over here. The candle is course not. The candle is a spicy vanilla. Wow, okay. So what do you need me to do? Yeah, do the deal. Get a verbal contract binding from Art. All I'd like from you, we give you the product, and you promote it on your Instagram.

Yeah, what do I get? You get the candle. Exclusive. It's not a bad deal. And if Matoodles comes on, we could give you two candles. Really? Can I smell the candle first to determine if I want to promote the candle? I think that's fair enough.

Okay, let me smell the ass-flavoured candle. And if I like it... If I like it... Then you could be keen. Then I could be keen. And then if we're... In which case, then I'm looking to get

some sort of kickback off us as well. Yeah, some revenue sharing model, yeah. What about 15% share of all profits? How about I'll take 20% of profit

and I get an ass candle every month. Let's call it a cool 17.5 profit and we'll give you an ass candle each month. Done deal. Sign him on, Art Green, ambassador for the ass-flavoured candle. I love it. Oh, this is the best business deal I've ever been a part of. That's great. Art, okay, don't call us.

We'll call you, okay? Okay, fantastic. All right, thanks, mate. That's great. Art, okay, don't call us. We'll call you, okay? Okay, fantastic. All right, thanks, mate. Appreciate your time, Art. God, that's a terrible deal on his half. I know. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards.

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