ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 14th 2020

Episode Date: February 14, 2020

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Friday Bree and Clint podcast. And on Fridays we like to do the International Birthday Banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday, Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. This version, this special version of Birthday Banger has been fraught with issues in the past. It has, it's a lot of problems go on in this segment. We've got the wrong birthdays. We've got the wrong locations.

Last week, we spent five minutes talking about a guy called Raham, whose name was actually Graham. We just left the G off. So shout out to any Rahams that listen. I think that's part of the fun of it now. I don't know if I'm even hoping for a perfect birthday banger. You know, I'm looking for a little bit of light and shade. Let's give it our best shot.

And we're going to start with someone called Sarah Jones, and she's from New Zealand. New Zealand. I wonder where Sarah Jones is in New Zealand. I'm going to say the Naki. Okay. Well, it's completely... Do you reckon that's a fake person?

Sarah Jones. Sarah Jones. Yeah, it does sound like a little bit of a made-up name, but again, rude to Sarah Jones, who's definitely going to be listening to this. Sorry, Sarah Jones. Sorry. I like your name. I'm just saying it sounds...

Maybe she's in the Witness Protection Program. Yeah. And that's the name they allocated her. A little bit plain. All right. She was born on the 18th of October 2000, which means she was 16 in 2016 on the 18th of October. And on that day, this went to number one.

Great birthday banger, Sarah. Bit of Halsey and the Chainsmokers. Is this the first time we heard from Halsey? No, I don't think so. It's the first time the Chainsmokers put out a good song. What? You didn't like Let Me Take a Selfie? We've talked about that. Let Me Take a Selfie.

You're not allowed to ask the Chainsmokers about Let Me Take a Selfie when you interview them? Remember I told you that I did in an interview I did back in Australia and we got taken off that particular music brand interview list. Damn. They were so pissed off. How's a radio show going to survive if they can't interview the chain smokers Next is Sean Croucher from England

Oh he's from England Alright he was born on the 20th of January 1990 which means he was 16 in 2006 and Sean this is your birthday

banger But first let me take a selfie What are the odds? How did that happen? Can't believe this came out in 2006. Crazy. No, I can't believe it went to number one, to be honest.

Just kidding. This is your birthday banger. Oh, gee. A bit of posthumous, notorious B.I.G. with Diddy and Nelly. Is that the B.I.G.? This would have been done after B.I.G. passed away. It's what posthumous means. Oh, well, sorry, I don't know what the word posthumous means.

It's not that big a word. It's a fairly big word. Snap pole, snap pole, turn the bed down. I've never heard that word in my life. Turn the bed down, mics are up for the producers. Yeah, it's down. Posthumous, do you know what it means? Yes, same.

Okay, Ellie went to university. I have heard of it, yeah. Me and you, girl, me and you. What does it mean? And mysterious. After death. Well, why didn't you say after death? Yeah, AD.

Because there's a word for it. There's an abbreviation, use it. It's like ice cream. It's like, why don't you just say cold? Yeah, AD. Because there's a word for it. There's an abbreviation. Use it. It's like ice cream. It's like, why don't you just say cold hard milk? That's a great one. I like that. That's a great one.

I like that. I'm going to start calling ice cream cold hard milk. Next up and finally is Penelope Baramis. Baramis. And she's from, oh, Brizzy. The Hamilton of Australia. Shut up. It is not.

It is. Brisbane is beautiful. It's a river city. So is Hamilton. It's a river city. It up. It is not. Brisbane is beautiful. It's a river city. So is Hamilton. It's a river city. It's a beautiful river city. What are you saying about Hamilton? You can actually drink the water from the river in Brisbane. I wouldn't.

I probably wouldn't, actually. That was such a flex. You cannot. Well, it depends. If you want to get sick, then yeah, you still can drink it. Penelope, she was born on the 24th of September 1997. So her 16th was in 2013. And this is her birthday banger.

But first, let me take a selfie. Again! Crazy, what are the chances? Let me take a selfie. I take it back. This song slaps. We should then Back to back play I'm an albatross

We should do that song For Friday Oaky one time Just kidding This is Penelope's Birthday banger Oh you did eye rolls Only cause I was doing a lot of solo radio shifts when this song was going massive,

and it got absolutely punished on radio. But that aside, I want you to think objectively. Is it top five Katy Perry songs? Not for me. No, you're not being objective. You're thinking about yourself. Do any of you know what the word objective means? I think, to be honest,

if you look at her career, this song was probably one of her biggest ones. One of the top five? Oh, but then she's got Firework. Then she's got California Girls. We've got to pick a winner and I think we can both agree. I kissed a girl.

I think the winner of Birthday Banger this week, and I think you'll agree with me, Bree, I'm just going to go out on a limb here. Is Let Me Take a Selfie. This feels right. It's such a lyrical genius. I know. They won a Grammy for songwriting for this song. Let's play a little bit more of it.

Here's to podcast everybody. Enjoy. Cut it short. That's it. That's the whole everybody Enjoy Cut it short That's it, that's the whole song Is it? Yeah Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Kia ora New Zealand Happy Friday afternoon Oh how good It's a Friday Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora New Zealand. Happy Friday afternoon.

Brie and Clint. Oh, how good. It's a Friday. Full disclosure, we do our Friday planning meetings at the pub. And I recommend everybody does that. I think, you know, you get more done whilst having fun. Although, actually, I'll put a caveat on that. Unless you are a brain surgeon.

No, probably not. Or like a structural engineer or an Uber driver. Actually, there's very few jobs that can have their Friday meeting up. Warrior could make it interesting. It could make it interesting. I've seen Ellie McBeal. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, why not have a few drinks? If you can, see if you can get to the pub on a Friday. Loosen up your performance at work. We've got a really fun show planned for you guys today, and there is heaps on.

So let us just run through some key details. Obviously, at 4 o'clock, we will have another chance for you to guess the secret sound, 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. Yeah, we're also giving away baby lambs. Yes, we've got baby lambs to give away. Baby lambs every hour on the show. That is definitely something we're doing. Something we're definitely doing is we've got double passes to give away to the Hella Mega Tour featuring Green Day,

Fall Out Boy and Weezer. We've got three double passes to that tour. That's at 3.30. That grabs at 3.30, yeah. So not long to wait for that. Also, very, very soon, in about 15, 20 minutes, I'm going to give away for Valentine's Day one of the first bum candles.

Oh, joy. I mean, sorry, Clint is going to give away one of his candles he came up with. No, they're all your candles and you give them away how you like. As long as they all get given away today. They're very hot property. They're very limited edition. And we're going to give away the first one in about 20 minutes. Of course, it is Valentine's Day today as well.

And we know here at the Bree and Clint Show that not everybody is loved up today, are they? give away the first one in about 20 minutes. Of course, it is Valentine's Day today as well. And we know here at the Bree and Clint Show that not everybody is loved up today, are they? Exactly. You know, we're thinking about the singles. I've been single for most of my life. And you know what? We got something for you next. Yeah.

We got a playlist for you next. Just what you asked for. That you can whack on tonight. I shouldn't have said that. It's not a cuddle and it's not a gift that you can actually hold. No, it's nothing physical. No. But it's the gift of music.

And it's the thought that counts. So we'll give you our Valentine's Day singles playlist after this. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. Unless you're living under a rock, you probably have had Valentine's Day shoved into your face at any point, any minute. Happy Valentine's Day. And it's great for people when you're in a relationship and you're all loved up.

No, it's not that great for some of us. Yeah, to be honest, it costs a lot of money. It's a bit annoying. Yeah, it's like, oh, another day? Oh, listen to us. Come on. I just, I don't mean to be a Grinch but it's a real hallmark holiday it's like

it doesn't mean anything to anybody we didn't get together on Valentine's Day and also Valentine's Day is every day when you're with me

you know what I mean though you know what I mean it is a little bit contrived Valentine's Day it is a little bit unless you enjoy it in which case good on you

but you know what? For the people who embrace it and they want to do something nice, then go for it. I'm all for it. But, you know, there is the single people, obviously, on Valentine's Day who obviously get reminded at every turn that they are alone. Harsh but true. That's been me a lot of the time.

You're like, I want to go out to a restaurant by myself tonight Can't do it And I can't because it's taken up by all these stupid couples Don't go to the movies You can't It's full Don't treat yourself to some roses today You can't they're all sold

They're all gone And they're charging twice as much So we thought this afternoon We could do something for the singles on Valentine's Day And maybe suggest a bit of a Valentine's Day singles playlist. Right, so if you're staying in alone tonight, these are the songs you should put on for your singles Valentine's Day. Exactly.

Okay, cool. What have you got? I mean, I didn't want to put this one on because it's the most obvious song in the whole world to put on a singles playlist. Yeah. What would it be? Have a guess. It would be.

Come on. Use your radio brain. Dancing by myself. Is that a song? God, you've ruined the second one on the list. Sorry, I'll shut up. Here's the first one. This is the first one.

All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the first one. The classic. Strangely, one of the most popular songs to play at weddings. Yeah. Yeah. Well, is it for when they toss the bouquet?

Yeah, that's it. I was going to say. Okay. So obviously that's making the list. Yeah. The one that you already ruined, Dancing On My Own. Robin. I do like this song. This is a real breakup song, eh?

Isn't it? Yeah, so we don't want all breakup songs. No, can't be all breakup songs. You've got to have some positivity in your life as a solo Valentine. We don't want all breakup songs, except for the one that's third on the list. Perfect to play to someone who is in a relationship on Valentine's Day. You walk into the restaurant where all the couples are with your Ui Boom and you just start playing this. I would pay to see that.

Okay, what's number four? Obviously, the single girl anthem of the past 12 months. Get a Lizzo. Get you amped. The lucky guy who eventually lands Lizzo as a girlfriend. God, he better be on his game, eh? Because she is perfectly fine on her own.

She said it in multiple songs. She does not need you. She don't need no man. No. And then I thought, you know, these are probably going to be these next two songs the most accurate

for single people on Valentine's Day. Okay, this one? Can't keep my hands to myself. Oh, yuck. Can't keep my hands to myself. I know what you're talking about. I mean, fine. As long as you're in the privacy of your own home.

It's the truth. Hey, if you don't like that one, then what about the divinals? No, can't play that at three o'clock. That's fine. Okay, great. Thank you for all your work on that, Bree. It's a wonderful playlist. You're welcome.

If you would like this playlist, then we haven't made it, so. Bree and Clint. Look, it's not often you have an amazing, brilliant idea come into your mind, but you did this week, Clint. You had an amazing idea and you shared it with me. Yeah it was like I want to get a new radio show. I'm still

stewing it over. Still mulling it over in my brain. But you told me about this candle idea you had. It's not my idea but and I said if you know me Clint you know I'll be on board and we've created it. We've made this idea come to life. And it's for Valentine's Day.

And we've created our own unique candle. And if you haven't heard about it, this ad will explain everything. Gwyneth Paltrow changed the game with her revolutionary... The candle. It's called This Smells Like My... But what if someone could change the game again forever? Introducing This Candle Smells Like My Bum. Luxury, passion, style, innovation, sex appeal, bums.

This candle will give you at least One of these things Bum candle Elton John sang Like a candle in the wind But why not a candle That smells like the wind Bum wind

Why burn the candle at both ends Just pick one Bumwind. Bumwind. Why burn the candle at both ends? Just pick one. Bumcandle. Not for commercial sale, not a real product, although heavily endorsed by the Brian Clint Show, mainly Clinton Roberts. Call now to win. Yes, that's right, call now.

Exactly, now. 0800 dials at M, call now. Damaging to call now? People are not going to call to a new dumb candle. Are you joking? This is a piece of history. They're so exclusive to this show. They're the perfect Valentine's Day gift.

It's the best prize we're giving away on the station. We're literally trying to give away $100,000 today. This is better. That's what I'm saying. Look at the phones. The phones are going ballistic. How many have you got? To give away right now, how many have you saying? Look at the... The phones are going ballistic. How many have you got? To give away right now, how many have you got?

We're going to give away one right now for the first person to get through on 0800DIALS at M. I mean, what a prize. Jenna, you are the first person through. Oh, my God, Jenna. No, wait, wait, wait, Jenna. This is awesome. Jenna, I just need to check that you want this.

It doesn't matter that you're first person through. You can still change your mind. I can't believe you've won, Jenna. This is awesome. Jenna, I just need to check that you want this. It doesn't matter that you're first place. You can still change your mind. I can't believe you've won, Jenna. I think this is the best thing ever. You've got it, Jenna. You're a proud owner. You really want guests to come to your house, Jenna, and they walk in and they see you on the coffee table

with no explanation, a candle that says, this smells like my bum. That's what you want. That's hilarious. What a gag. I do want that. Jenna, you are the true people we want to have these candles. Congratulations, Jenna.

You deserve it. And you've got one. Thank you so much. You're so welcome. And if you're listening, I know the phones are... And that was the only one we had to go away today. No, we got plenty more. That's it.

That was the only one. You decided that we could make a whole lot of them. So if you're listening right now, I know the phones are going ballistic. We've got ones to win on our Facebook page, Brian Clint Facebook page. We've got candles to win on the Instagram page at Brian Clint. And we've got candles to give away

all show. The best prize on the show today. Stuff the secret sound. Don't stuff the secret sound. This is what the people want. Bum candles. Look, congratulations. So congratulations to you for executing your great idea.

I don't want any congratulations. If you are interested in things other than bum scented candles today, like I said, there will be secret sound at four o'clock and next on the show, we're going to give someone the chance to go to the Hella Mega Tour and see Fall Out Boy, Green Day, and Weezer live in the concert.

No bum candles included. Well, you know what? You can choose between those amazing tickets or a bum candle. You sabotage another. Bree and Clint. We have the high load to play for you guys this week. This is the best and worst bits

that have happened on the show this week. Clearly the best bits are going to be the bum candle. Well, I don't know what's in there. I haven't even bloody been here. I've been to San Fran the whole time. Oh, yeah, true. This might be the Bree high-low. Who knows?

Anyway, it's compiled by our wonderful producers, and here's this week's episode. Previously with Zed-In's Bree and Clint. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. Clint was in San Francisco for the start of the week, so, of course, while Clint's away, we will play.

Clint! Kia ora. Nah, still don't know. Can you hear him? Where's Ellie? Ellie, can you hear him? I can't hear him. No, go to the other.

Can he hear us? I don't know. Yeah, I can hear you, yeah. No, nothing. Clint! Two, two, two. Are you there? Hello. Yeah, I'm here, him. No, go to the other. Can he hear us? I don't know. Yeah, I can hear you, yeah. No, nothing. Clint. Two, two, two. Are you there? Hello.

Yeah, I'm here, yeah. Hello. I hear you, yeah. Oh, yeah, we can hear you. Oh, no, we can't hear you. No, we can't. No, no, we've lost him again. Oh, he's gone.

He's gone again. Clint? What? Come on. And this week's Call of the Week is Martina, who called up when we asked, are you a shoes-on or a shoes-off household? Martina, before we start,

have you got anything you need to flex about? What? Flex about? Yeah. What? You're online right now. Yeah, you're online right now. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit. I mean, sorry. Oh, my God. Sorry. I think she's had her quota. Sorry about that. God forbid. Shit, it sorry. Oh, my God. Sorry. I think she's had a quota. Sorry about that. God forbid. Shit, it's all right, Martina.

Martina, Martina, did you grow up in shoes on or shoes off house? We were mutual son from a Maori culture, and we were a very, very busy family. And I'm the widest Maori you would probably ever meet. And, like, seriously. Love it. I wish I took it after my death. They would take their shoes off the door and I'd take photos of it and put it on Facebook

all the time because there'd be like 10 pairs of shoes. Martina, I'm going to drum roll you. You grew up in a shoes on. What are you now? I'm a candle. That wasn't even an option. That wasn't even an option. That's not even an option. While Clint was away, Brie

started working on her very own special flavoured candle. A flavour that she knew Clint would hate. Here's how he reacted when he saw the candle for the first time. We need to release our own for Valentine's Day. I never said that. And Clint goes, I love it. What should we call it? So we

workshopped some ideas and we got your guys input on our Instagram and finally we can reveal the This Smells Like My Bum candle. Exclusively on the Bree and Clint show. Great Valentine's Day gift. Why is my name on this? It says, I'm

holding one of the candles. It says Bree and Clint. This smells like my bum. It's exactly like the Gwyneth candle. I don't need my name on this. I would support you if it was just Bree's bum candle. I'd be into that. But what if okay, so I want to go on the record. What if we end up making

lots of money? Then I want in. Then I was definitely a part of the idea from the start. Exactly. And if you like the smell of that candle, we're giving them away all day today. Thanks for joining this week's highs and lows. Join us again same time next week. Jeez, lot on.

A lot on. More of those stupid candles up for grabs after four o'clock. Speaking of stuff that is amazing, I mean, you've probably heard the rumours. It's probably been talked about at your workplace, around town. All of New Zealand is talking about this. It's not the secret sound. It is, of course, the exclusive bum candle. This is actually the

perfect song. Candle in the wind. You heard about the Gwyneth Paltrow candle. The vagina candle, which was great. But we thought, and mainly you Clint, it was mostly your idea. Not true. And I think one of your best. Not true. Not my idea

at all. You said we need to come up with our own version to give away to people on Valentine's Day. I don't care for bum humour. That's your domain. And like I said, I will support you. I just resent you for putting my name on the candle. But if today is the day we give away all the candles, then let's just do it. Let's get rid of all of the

candles for Valentine's Day. We've got a tonne of candles to give away, but okay, well that's a lie. We've got about 20. They're very, very exclusive and they're very sought after, so we're going to take calls right now. 0800 DIALZM All we want to know

is, why do you deserve one of these limited edition bum candles? You have given one away. I still kind of feel you're overestimating the hype around this candle. Look at the phones. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia.

Hello. Olivia, tell me how bad you want one of these bad boys. I would love a bum candle because I think it would be awesome. It's going to be awesome. Everyone would appreciate it. No, Brie. It's a Brie bum candle. No, it's definitely a Brie and Clint.

Is it for you or is it for your special Valentine, Olivia? I almost give it to my boyfriend for Valentine's Day. I don't have a gift for him. Right. But then, Olivia, you don't get to enjoy it. He'll be happy with my gift. You need to enjoy it, and that's why I'm awarding you a bum candle. Nice work, Olivia.

Woo-hoo! Thank you. bum candle. Nice work, Olivia. Woo-hoo! Thank you. You're welcome. Congratulations, Olivia. Let's speak to some of the males of the show. Okay, Ethan's here. Hi, Ethan. G'day, Ethan.

How are you? You're a mature, sensible man who's grown out of bum stuff. Oh, I don't think you ever grow out of bum stuff. And you think that this candle is a silly idea and you want nothing to stuff, mate. It's just something that goes with you. And you think that this candle is a silly idea and you want nothing to do with it. In fact, you're calling to complain, aren't you? No, no complaints here, mate. I'm just calling to complain about the female species, but...

Oh, no. I'm not after the candle. Hang on, why are you complaining about the female species? What do we do? Oh, it's only like, I'm feeling a little bit bummed, which is why I think the candle would be exceptional. Well, because it's Valentine's Day.

Yeah, Valentine's Day and you don't have a female in your life. You're just feeling a bit. No, I've got a fiance, but the best part is, the best part is, she's going to a barbecue tonight

by herself. On Valentine's Day without you. Well, you know what? Well, you deserve a bum candle. After hearing this, Ethan, I'm giving you a bum candle. You deserve it. Thank you. You're welcome, mate.

Don't you let her sniff your bum candle, okay? You relish. You... She doesn't deserve it. You just have... You hog that bum candle for yourself. Kat's here. Hi.

There are at least three people that want a bum candle. How are you, Kat? I'm awesome. Thank you. Have you ever wanted something more than this, Kat? No, I haven't wanted anything more, but my nine-year-old daughter is literally bouncing out of her seat next to me because she wants it even more than I do.

It's not appropriate. The candle's not appropriate for kids. What's your daughter's name? Her name's Annabelle. Say hi, Annabelle. Hi. Annabelle, I'm giving you your very own bum candle. Yay!

It makes the kids happy. It makes the adults happy. You've corrupted that child. I hope you're happy. We'll take one more person. One more, one more. April's here. Hi, April.

Hi, April. Hi. April, talk to me. You keen? I'm totally keen. I need one. Why? I gave a present to my boyfriend and I didn't get one back,

so I need something. Oh, and that's why. That sucks. That's why these candles make people happy. Does your house smell too nice or something, April? Is that the issue? It must do. They don't actually smell like ass.

How do people know that? How do they know that? It says on the thing, this candle smells like my bum. Well, I'm just telling you, T's and C's might not smell like a bum. It smells very lovely. And, April, you will find that out and C's might not smell like a bum. It smells very lovely and April you will find that out because you're getting a bum candle. Awesome, thank you. Congratulations April, that is the last bum candle

that we have to give away today. No, we're going to give more away on the show next hour. No, that's plenty. Yes, bum candles for all and to all a good night. So limited. By the way, that's Santa. There's none left. Brie and Clint. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of the song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Every Friday, we go head-to-head in a song battle to win you Mobile Synergy Fuels, designed to give you more fuel economy for more miles and more adventures. Sorry, I'm pressing my button early.

Sorry, mobile. All you have to do is guess. Be sorry to mobile. Sorry, mobile. You just have to guess who's going to win the game. Let's ask Amelia who she's backing this week. Hi, Amelia. Hello.

Hello. Oh, you're nice and chirpy for a Friday. Who do you want to back this afternoon? I'd love to back you, Bree. Let's get in. I don't know what I was saying there. She's enthusiastic. That means Mel, I get you or you get me.

Congratulations. Oh, lucky you. Lucky me. Lucky me. Yeah, girl. Okay. I love that, Mel. Producer Ellie runs the game.

Is there a theme this week? Yeah, actually, it's Valentine's Day today, so we've done love-themed songs. Yeah, there. Okay. I love that, Mel. Producer Ellie runs the game. Is there a theme this week? Yeah, actually, it's Valentine's Day today, so we've done love-themed songs. Yeah. And it's first to three? It is first to three, yeah, and first buzzer, and I will make sure the buzzers are ready. All right, can we test our buzzers? Okay. Because we haven't done that yet.

All right, Brie, you go first. Oh, she's delayed. But it did come up for me. There you go. And Clint. Oh, straight in. This is always straight in. Producer Ben rigs it did come up for me. There you go. And Clint. Oh, straight in. This is always straight in. Producer Ben rigs it.

I'm telling you. Look at that moustache. Here we go. He's trying to hide his face with that moustache. Okay, I'm ready when you are. All right, when you're ready, producer Ben, hit that first song off. Oh, that's Brie.

Who's that? Title and artist. I'll need... Justin Bieber. Mm-hmm. Mm- artist. I'll need. Justin Bieber. Love Yourself. Damn it. That is correct. Get it.

Nice. All right. 1-0. Sad Valentine's Day song. All right. You're ready for the next one. It's 1-0 to Bree. When you're ready, Ben. I. It's One Nell Debris, When You're Ready Ben.

I'm sorry, that was my bad. Again, I'm so sorry. I can't do the song. I believe I still got it first. I think I got it first. Of course you do. That song there is John Legend, All Of Me. That is also correct. Nice.

I did know that also. Nice, Bray, all of me. That is also correct. Nice. I did know that also. Nice, Brie. That's good. Easy to say. We'll never know. We'll never know. Okay, one all. And the buzzers are ready this time.

Don't worry. All right, your next one. It's Brie. No! Alicia Keys, No One. That is correct. Well done. No one. No One. That is correct. Well done.

Love it. All right, 2-1. Are the buzzers ready? No, they're not free. Thank you for chiming in there. Ellie's brain just can't comprehend it. Ellie's got a lot to do. Listeners, Ellie has a lot to do.

She's got two laptops going on. She's doing the most She has to reset The buzzers every time So that's where The complications coming in Okay so it's 2-1 to Bree

You can win it here Bree When you're ready Ben Clinch 660 Andrax Project Catching feelings That is correct Nice work Oh we're going to A tie break here aren't we project Catching Feelings. That is correct.

Nice work. Oh, we're going to a tie break here, aren't we? I love a tie break. Okay, whoever gets this. This is for Mel. This is for my girl Mel. Alright, when you're ready, Ben. Clint. I've pushed the buzzer too soon. I've pushed this buzzer too soon.

Can I hear that a little bit again? No. That's not the rules. I know it but I didn't get enough of it. Yeah. You got literally

nothing of it. I feel I feel like my brain is driving into a brick wall. No, don't count me. Don't count me. It's too much pressure. Okay, you've only got

not much longer. No. He always counts me. Okay, free guess. Okay, Ray, do you know one of those? So that means I get to hear a bit more, right? No, no, free guess. And then we'll play much longer. No, he always counts me. Okay, free gist, free gist. Okay, Ray, do you know one of those? So that means I get to hear a bit more, right? No, no, free gist.

And then we'll play it again. No, I heard literally half a second. I know it. Do you? Yeah, I know it. Do you now? All right, we'll answer it. Are the buzzers ready?

The buzzers are ready. Don't worry, I've got it this time. Oh, God. Clint. Brianna, love on the brain. That's correct. I knew it. I wouldn't have got that anyway.

Nice work. Well done. Very well done. That's a hard one to finish on. I wouldn't have got that. Oh, sorry. It's hard to know what you all know. Mel, congratulations.

We've got some free mobile fuel for you. Congratulations. Nice work, Mel. Can I get a bum candle too? Mel, you know what? Bum candle for you. Congratulations. Nice work, Mel. Can I get a bum candle too? Mel, you know what? Bum candle for you. You're watching Married at First Sight Australia, aren't you? I sadly am.

Right? That's the way to look at it these days. To be honest, I'm not like a super like glued to it, but I'm watching bits and pieces, yes. I reckon if you're not hooked now, you will be, because that's what happens. Every time they bring out a new season of Married at First Sight, especially the New Zealand one, I go I'm not going to watch

that. I hate that show. Then you end up watching it. Then you end up watching the whole thing and you get over committed and then you follow them on Instagram and they get you. They get you. And I go oh god damn those experts. You're not an expert. You're an antagonist. I want to see, to be honest, I want to see documentation for all of those experts.

Like, has anyone ever asked them? Because I think that they just auditioned and said that they knew what they were talking about. Has anyone even looked at their driver's license to see if they're using their real names? Yeah. I reckon they're all having a laugh. There's no more fraud type people than the experts on Married at First Sight. And then they sit down and give people relationship advice. I'm like, who are you to give advice?

I'm like, I want to know about your background. Yeah. Are you married? Let's analyse you for a second. There is some drama on there. See, now we're going to get straight into it. That has aired in New Zealand on Married at First Sight Australia this week where a newly married couple at their wedding,

because, you know, they meet at the altar and then their families get thrust together straight afterwards. Yes, at the reception. So a couple called, their names are David Cannon and Hayley Vernon got married. She's the really fit gym junkie one. Yeah, she's got quite a lot of tattoos. Quite a lot of tattoos. She's quite tan.

And then he's the, comes from a country town. Okay. And his family is very, I guess you'd say conservative. Yeah. His parents. His parents were not backwards about coming forwards about that at the wedding too.

The mum cracked the sads. The mum cracked the sads. Yeah, she was having a you know, she was making him feel bad and then saying nasty things. So essentially the bride is a bit more in your face than they would have hoped for, right? She's loud. Yeah.

Yeah, she's loud and boisterous. She's an energetic person. Yeah, she's got lots of energy. And this is how his parents reacted to that. What I would probably consider to be the right style of woman for David and what David thinks is the right style for him, we don't necessarily talk on the same page. I think David needs a girl, probably a little bit of personality more like mine. I don't know whether you can handle it.

Take your time and get to know her first. Personality like mine? Weird for your dad to want you to marry a version of him. Yeah, he obviously thinks highly of himself too. I get it when mums do it. And they would do it subconsciously. They'd be like, can't you get a nice girl like me? But dads, it's like, she doesn't even like the rabbit holes.

You got to get a girl like that. Drives a hole in like me. It's way too common though where, because you pick your partner, you don't pick your in-laws. Yeah, exactly. You don't have any say over that. And it's way too common that you clash with them for reasons beyond your control and for whatever reason they decide from the outset that they don't like you it's

never happened to me i'm a very likable guy but i know it's lucky thing i know it's happened to people in the past to be honest this is something that um is hitting home for me quite a lot at the moment um but and also growing up in my 20s and obviously the last 10 years being bisexual and dating people, I've had people really dislike me for no reason, never met me before, and it's torn certain relationships of mine apart. Yeah. And it makes it very hard because I see someone who obviously I care about a lot being hurt by someone that they love.

Yeah. And it's just horrible. I imagine it adds a layer of stress, like a whole new layer of stress to any situation. Because family is family and your partner might love you, but they still want their parents to approve, right? They still want, they want that. They want them to, yeah.

And the stress that it causes on family occasions, it can end relationships. Absolutely. And the hardest part for me, and this is coming from like firsthand experience, is that I want someone that I really care about to have that relationship with their parents. You don't want to be the reason, right? No, absolutely not.

But I also really want to have that relationship with my partner's parents too. I love that side of thing. You gain a whole other family. I don't think you are uncommon in that feeling. So let's get some people on. On 0800 dials at M. Or text as well if you're not comfortable calling us, you can do that. Do your

in-laws or did your in-laws disapprove of you? And why? What was the thing? What was the thing? It might be as simple as the job that you had or the clothes that you wore or it might be something sinister like. I was gonna say maybe you messed up. Actually maybe you messed up too. We don't know but we'd love you to call. Maybe

you've got a tongue piercing. Heaven forbid. Those are permanent, aren't they? Look out! We just want your stories. We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the

spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabelle Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone.

I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Free and Clint.

Why do your in-laws hate you? What did you do or what are you or... Is it a case of what did you do? Not always. Or what's the crappy reason? Yeah. Maybe.

Or maybe there is a good reason. Maybe you stuffed up. It's happening on Merit at First Sight Australia at the moment, as it would. To be fair, this person's parents is angry that their kid went on the show, probably. I think so too. It's such an awful show. It does seem like the parents are quite I think a little bit conservative.

So they obviously aren't impressed that he's on the show. And the experts have gone this will make great TV. Let's put him with this outspoken woman. So you can relate Bree shared that it sort of hits home quite personally for you. This has happened to me in my lifetime a few times and

recently too And I feel like I'm old enough And I'm ugly enough That it shouldn't be happening in my life anymore I think I'm a good person But I get judged on things that I can't control So are you a good person who can relate as well We'd love to know why the in-laws disapprove of you

Coom's on the show Hey Coom Hi Coom I'm amazed you actually said that correctly Oh really Well there you go Welcome on the show. Hey, Coom. Hi, Coom. I'm amazed you actually said that correctly. Oh, really? Well, there you go. Welcome to the show. Well, we aim to impress.

Do you want to know why I'm called that? Yeah, why? My dad thought that I, when I was born, that I looked like a Coomera and I was jaundiced. That's horrific. Oh, Coom. That is... I love that. That's cold. I don'tombe. That is... I love that.

That's kind of you. I don't know who I'm more mad at, your dad or your mum for allowing it to happen. And then he named me another name. I actually rung in yesterday. I was the jandal lady. Oh, we love you. Welcome back.

Okay, Coombe, you've got to drop it. I was named after Martina Navitilova. Yes. And then a year later, she was named a lesbian. Yes. You do love a chat. Which I'm not. Okay.

Coom. Anyway, move on. Coom, Martina Navitilova, the non-lesbian. Why do your in-laws disapprove of you? I haven't been there yet, so who knows? Coom! Coom. Coom. You never know, Coom. There's still been there yet, so who knows? Coombe! Coombe! Coombe!

You never know, Coombe. There's still time. No, I'm actually married. And your in-laws don't like you? Yeah, so, no, it's not, yeah, so what happened was

when I first met my husband, yeah, about seven years ago, some stuff went down and I hacked into his social media account. Oh, Coombe. Yeah. As you do.

And I don't know if you do, but I do. No, not as you do, but anyway. And I stuck up a post and, like, voiced everything. Yeah. And his family's seen everything. Yeah. And they got at me about it. Never met them before.

And then, of course, we sorted everything out, blah, blah, blah. And they haven't let it go. No, no, they haven't let it go. So, Coom, arguably semi-justified, would you say? Yeah, I want your opinion. Look, I mean, I don't know if you should be hacking into your partner's social media, but we've all been a little bit crazy. I've been crazy before. We've only spoken to you twice and we love you.

So hopefully we'll move on because you're an asset to any family. Call anytime, okay, Coom? She loves to chat, doesn't she? And I love her for it. I love her. Call anytime. Back on topic. Hamish, hi.

Hi, Hamish. How's it going? Good topic. Hamish, hi. Hi, Hamish. How's it going? Good. Do your in-laws hate you, Hamish? The ex-in-laws did, yeah. Why? Well, because my ex-partner was really into her art, which was cool. And I sort

of was telling my ex-partner that I was getting the vibe that her mum didn't like me. And then she's just like, no, she's pretty all good. And then hitting her up one day, I'm just like, why don't you like me? She's like, well, simply because you don't work enough hours. You don't work enough hours at your job to pay for her art supplies because that's what she really wants to do as a career.

Pardon? So I started like, well, I'll make the mother-in-law happy anyway. And God, it got me a second job. And then a couple of months down the track, I'm like, still getting the idea that she doesn't like me. So I hit her up again. She's just like, well, I've been getting told you're never home, so you can't do anything around the house.

Oh, my God. What are you supposed to do? What, are you dating her or the mother-in-law? That's the other part of it. Stay out of it. Neither of them anymore, thankfully. That's a very good way to look at it. Thanks, Hamish.

Hayden's here too. Hi, Hayden. Hi, Hayds. How's it going? Hayden, tell us. He's been waiting a long time to get on here, but he's here now. I feel like you're ready to vent, Hayden. Who hated you and why?

The whole in-law family hated me because I came in a little bit hot at our dating party. Oh no. What did you do? Just lent into the Prosecco a little bit much. After a long stressful day.

After a good nudge. Yeah. Well beyond that I don't really know what happened after that, but apparently I made a bit of a scene and upset a few people. You did get naked, did you? No, she closed, came on, which is probably lucky, because that's a party trick of mine.

Yeah. Oh, what's a party trick? You can take his clothes off, I think. Streaking. Yeah, okay. Again, semi-justified, right, Hayden? To be fair, it was a little uncalled for, but... Yeah, fair enough.

I was hoping for a few more like, they hate me because I'm gay. Right. I love all the stories that we've got. But it sounds like nearly all of them were justified. Except for Hamish, who just was trying to do the best to buy paintbrushes for his art. Well, except for Hamish.

That mother-in-law just sounded like a punish. Yeah, right? Bree and Clint. You were literally just saying in the break, it's Valentine's Day. Your wife, Lucy, who is a stay-at-home mum at the moment, looking after your baby. Don't share this. This is not for sharing. 24 hours a day.

And I said, oh, what are you up to for Valentine's Day? And you go, oh, my wife's cooking me a three-course meal. You're going to make me sound like a bad guy. And I said to you, what have you done for her? And you go, oh, nothing. Yeah, I may

have misread the day, okay? What do you mean misread the day? It's not like it sneaks up on you or you didn't know about it. No, I just didn't think that we did anything for Valentine's Day because we haven't in the past. And now all of a sudden I look like a chump because... There's still time. Yeah, there's still time to get to the dairy across the road from my house.

I know what you can give her. What? A bum candle. I'm not giving her a bum candle. No, I'm willing to give you one of these candles that we've made, blood, sweat and tears. She would love it. This is rich from you, by the way,

having a go at me for mucking up Valentine's Day, because tell New Zealand what you did with your brand new partner just this morning. The period of a relationship, like you guys haven't even had a Valentine's yet. This is when you go all in because you don't know where the boundaries are. Well, it was a bit of a disaster, I'm going to be honest. Look, I dropped her home this morning and for some reason I got this random phone call

and it was this random lady named Tracy and she goes, hi, I'm out the front with the flowers. And I was like, okay, well, why am I getting this call? Anyway, so I've dropped her home. Next minute there's these beautiful, massive bunch of red roses at her house. And I was like, well, I didn't get them for you. And then I watched her open the card and the florist had accidentally delivered them to her place and not my place.

And she was like, these are the damn flowers I got you. So she was thinking, oh, beautiful, Bree's got me flowers too. Yeah. But they were the flowers that she purchased herself for you. So she was like, oh, did we get each other the exact same flowers? Nah. Did you say, yes, don't read the card? Yeah, don't read the card.

Did you go, let me check? Whoa, we've written, don't read the card. Yeah, don't read the card. You should go, let me check. Whoa, we've written each other the exact same card. So you and I are in the same situation. I'm not in the same situation as you. Why? I have organised something. What? Actually, she wouldn't be listening.

I can say it. I organised, I actually stole a ring from her jewellery box about four weeks ago. That's not a gift? No, a ring that she used to wear every single day and it's like big significance to her. It's like really sentimental. Anyway, one day her fingers swelled up and they had to cut this ring off of her.

Yeah. So it's completely ruined. I took it to this jeweller and I'm getting it actually fixed and mended for her and she doesn't know that. God damn it. So you're the only one that hasn't done anything. And I've got nothing.

As I said, bum candle. I'm not giving my poor wife a bum candle in this situation to make it worse. Brie and Clint. But right now, everybody, let's just get together and get amongst some Friday Oki. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki.

I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oaties! Every Friday, we go head-to-head with a good old sing-off.

We get 15 minutes each with a professional audio producer. And this year, you guys pick the song that we sing. With the majority vote this week, we will be singing Miley Cyrus Party in the USA. It was my choice this week. I've actually just been in the USA for a week, so I thought, very appropriate. What experience. Yeah, right? I can method act my way through this song. Method act, indeed.

Who wants to go first this week? We've been told that it doesn't matter who goes first. Do you want to rock, paper, scissors it? Yeah, I don't mind if I go first. Do you want to go first? I don't care. I don't mind. You don't mind?

Yeah. Okay, this is the deal. We'll play Bree's song, and then we'll play my song, and then we're looking for five callers to tell us who did the best version. I just want to say, before you play mine, I just want to remind people of the story. I am an Australian and I moved here to New Zealand, this beautiful country I now call home. I just want to remind people of that story. Okay.

Yeah, that's it. Bit of context. Yeah, bit of context. Absolutely. Okay, here's Breeze Attempt at Friday Oaky. Okay. Come on. Friday Oaky. I hopped off the plane at AUK with a dream and a Bundy rum. Welcome to the land of the long white cloud.

Whoa, am I going to fit in? Jumped in the Uber, here I am for the first time. Look to the right and I see the L&P sign This is all so crazy Wait, no one here seems famous My tummy's turning and I'm feeling kinda homesick Too much pressure and I'm nervous That's when the Uber man turned on the radio

And a Lorde song was on And a Lorde song was on Yeah, royal And a Lorde song was on So I put my hands up to play my song and the butterflies fly away. Nodding my head like cheers, Cobber. Moving my hips like fair dinkum. I got my hands up to play my song.

You know I'm going to be okay. Yeah, it's a party in Andy. Yeah, it's a buddy in NZ Yeah, it's a buddy in NZ It just rhymes so perfectly. Yeah, I see what you've done there. The rhyming couplet's very good. You could have said New Zealand. Could have done that. Could have done that.

That's okay. Hey, it's your attempt, mate. It's your attempt, and I think you've done a very good job. So yours required a bit of context. That's okay. Hey, it's your attempt, mate. It's your attempt, and I think you've done a very good job. So yours required a bit of context. So does mine. Usually we do them here at ZM with our producer. Like I said, I've been in the USA for the last week,

and I thought to really get in the mood, I would do mine in the USA. So I actually recorded mine while I was in the States. Did you? Yeah, so it's got a bit more of an American flavour to it than you might expect. I'm sure it does. But just have a listen.

Check one, two, one, two. This is DJ Clint checking in live from the United States of America. And it's time for a remix. I hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream in my cardigan. Welcome to the land of fame excess. Whoa, am I going to fit in? Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time. Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign.

This is all so crazy. Everybody seems so famous. My tummy's turning and I'm feeling kinda homesick. Too much pressure and I'm nervous. That's when the taxi man turned on the radio. And the Jay-Z song was on. And the Jay-Z song was on. And the Jay-Z song was on. And the Jay-Z song was on.

So I put my hands up to play my song. The butterflies fly away. Knocking my head like, yeah. Moving my hips like, yeah. I got my hands up to play my song. You know I'm going to be okay. Yeah. It's a party

in the USA. It's got a bit of an American flavour to it. Jeez. That was a huge song. Yeah. Good remix. Who's got it? Who's your pick for Friday Okie this week? We just want five votes. As much criticism as we can take on the text

machine, that's 9696. But if you want to be one of the voters this week, we will take your call now on 0800-DALS-AT-M. We'll take those calls after this. Bree and Clint. Friday Oaky. Welcome back to Friday Oaky. It's a bit of fun, isn't it?

It's a bit of fun. Oh, look, we don't mean any harm by it. No. Each week we have a go at butchering a song in our own personal way, and this week we're doing that to Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA. You've just heard Brie's unique take on Party in the USA, Party in A-U-K. Sorry, Party in A-U-K. Yeah, it's a party in A-N-D. Sorry, party in... Yeah, it's a party in A-N-D.

It's not even on pitch. No, it's nowhere near it. Terrible. But I'm no better, I think. My very American take. I recorded it in America. Yes, yep. I went and saw an American producer,

I think a DJ, Kellard. Was Miley there? Miley was there, yeah. She co-collab American producer, I think a DJ Khaled. Was Miley there? Miley was there, yeah. She co-collabbed with me. And this is my take. Yeah! It's a party in the USA! I hate hearing the hooks of both of us afterwards.

There's no lead in. Five votes will decide Friday Oaky, as it always does. And we'll start with Nige. G'day, Nige. Hello, Nige. G'day. Who you got, man? Oh, I've definitely got to go with Freddie, mate.

Your one sounded like you were strangling a couple of cats. All right, Nigel. All you had to do was vote. You didn't have to hurt my feelings. We want you to be savage, though. Tell us what you really think. I thought I might, yeah. You have a good weekend, Nigel.

Love it, Nigel. Appreciate it, mate. 1-0. Let's go to Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hey, guys. If it was a contest for creativity, Bree, you'd get it.

But sorry, I go for singing prowess. Appreciate that, Hayley. You're giving me for singing prowess. There's a vote I never thought I'd get. Okay. Now that I just heard it again, I'm like wondering. No, no, no. Do you want to change your vote? No. No, you're Okay. Now that I just heard it again, I'm like wondering. Do you want to change your vote?

No, you're good. That's good. One all. Let's talk to Abby. Abby's going to vote on Friday, okay? Hi, Abby. Hi. What are your thoughts?

I'm going to have to go with Brie just out of creativity. You seem torn, Abby. Like maybe you could be swayed. No, there wasn't much talent. It was just the creativity that made me. I'll take it. I will take that pity vote, Abby. Cheers, Cobber. But what about I did a remix?

Okay. It's fun, but not enough. All right. Thanks, Abby. Appreciate that, Abby. Producers, I think we might have lost a vote. So we're up to three. It's 2-1 to Bree.

Let's talk to AJ. G'day, mate. Hello, mate. G'day, mate. How are you going? You're back. Oh, mate. I'm1 to Bree. Let's talk to AJ. G'day, mate. Hello, mate. G'day, mate. How are you going? You're back. Oh, mate, I'm about to leave, so we're just sitting at the airport. Oh, I thought you were going to leave because of the segment.

Well, maybe. Who knows? AJ, let's finish this thing off. Who are you voting for? I'm going to have to go for Bree. That was an amazing performance. I love the creativity. True blue. I now call go for Bree. That was an amazing performance. I love the creativity. True blue.

I now call New Zealand home. And I love yous. I really love yous. Don't go for the emotional one. Yeah, thanks, AJ. You had a great weekend, mate. You know what? Even singing that in the booth and I was singing about moving over here,

it was a little bit emotional, even though it sounded horrific. There you go. You did that, New Zealand. Your winner of Fadioki this week is Brie Thomas-El. Appreciate it, guys. Yeah, it's a buddy in NZ. What were you thinking? Yeah, it's a buddy in NZ.

What were people thinking? Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday thing. All right, we're going to get three people on and then we're going to see what was actually number one on their 16th birthday. Nigel's here.

Is this Nigel who just got through for Friday Okie? Yep. No, no, different Nigel. Different Nigel. Two Nigels in one day. Are you sure you sound like the other Nigel or do all Nigels sound the same? I don't know.

Are you Nigel's twin brother? I don't have a twin. It's just me. Let's do your birthday banger, Nigel. What's your birthday? 19th of February, 1978. All right. You were 16 in 1994 on the 19th of February.

And back in the 90s, this went to number one. Because I'm your lady And you are my man Colossal power ballad. Huge, huge, mahoosive. Mahoso. What do you think, Nige? Uh, it was a banger back then. Yeah. Still, now. I've got to be honest with you, Nige? I was a banger back then. Yeah. Still now.

I've got to be honest with you, Nige. It wasn't going to be from any other year. You know? That's how the game works. Okay, it's not your cup of tea, but I don't know if that matters in this situation. It's going to have to be pretty good to beat that. I agree.

Tyler's here. Hi, Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hello. What's your birthday, Tyler? 5th of July, 98. All right, you were 16 in 2014 on the 5th of July, and back in 2014, this went to number one.

Oh, God! Iggy, Iggy, too biggy to be here. It's Iggy, Iggy to Biggie to be here. Siggy. Stressing. Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea, Problem. That was a tune. Yeah, do you like it? Yeah, what a tune.

What a tune. What a tune. Okay, one more. Let's get a birthday banger for Stephanie. Hi, Steph. Hello, Steph. Hey, how you doing? Good, how are you, mate?

I'm awesome, thank you. It's a bloody fraud. I am a rot. I know. So good. How good? Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

25th of January, 72. All right. You were 16 in 1988 on the 25th of January. And Steph, this is your birthday banger. Yes, I gotta have. Whoa. Yeah, boy The 70s baby's coming through with the heat today Oh, 70s

Def, I don't know about you, but this is one of my all-time favourite songs Yeah, it's gotta be good for a Friday It's gotta be good for a Friday Is it better than Power of Love? For a Friday For a Friday Definitely better. Well, yeah.

That's my vote. Okay, yeah. Well, if you guys agree, I mean, I love it, and I love George Michael. Such a good song. Let's just do it. Yes, for a Friday. Here you go, Steph. You win birthday banger.

Yeah, girl. Let's get back. I know not everybody has got a body like you, but I got to think twice before I give my heart away. And I know all the games you play because I play them too. Oh, but I need some time off from that emotion. Time to put my heart up on the floor. I'm out. Because I got to have a faith, a faith, a faith, a faith. I got to have a faith, a faith, a faith. Baby, I know you're asking me to stay. Say please, please, please don't go away. You see I'm giving you the blues.

Maybe you mean every word you say. Can't help but think of yesterday. And another who tied me down to the level boy rules. Before this river becomes an ocean, before you throw my heart back on the floor. Oh, baby, I reconsider my foolish notion. Well, I need someone to hold me, but I wait for something more. Yes, I gotta have faith. Yes, I gotta have faith. I gotta have faith.

Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith. I gotta have faith, faith, faith. You ought to stand to wait, because that's a hell of a thing. I'm going to have faith. Before this river becomes an ocean. Before you throw my heart back on the floor. Just go, baby, I need to consider My foot is no sun Well, I need someone to hold me

But I'm waiting for something more Cos I gotta have faith Oh, I gotta have faith Cos I gotta have faith, faith, faith I gotta have faith, faith, faith Z've got to have faith, faith, faith Zed and Bree and Clint, that is the winner of Birthday Banger today from George Michael. No regrets.

No regrets. It was a great Birthday Banger, right? Such a good song. Bree and Clint. Stop waiting. It's over. The time is here. The best radio giveaway on the show all week has finally arrived.

We've got the bum candles. And this, I'm proud to announce, is the final bum candle giveaway. This is it. We're exhausting our stock after this. No more after this. Sure, you can win them on our Facebook and Instagram, but I don't have to deal with that. I can block those accounts and I don't have to see it.

Look at the phones. People love it, mate. For those who go, what are these cooked people talking about? Everyone knows what they are. What's a bum candle, mate? Yeah, the hottest item on the market right now, and it's off the back of the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle. We've made our own.

Don't just say the vagina candle. Oh, it says this candle smells like my vagina. Yeah, she made it and it sold out, right? It sold out. And I mean, you thought... You speak so loosely about this. You're like, because there's the veg candle, so I made a bum one. You know, you've got to context this stuff up.

And I thought, I mean, you thought we should make a bum candle. It has nothing to do with me, but I will happily help you get rid of the last five candles. You don't even have to ask people to call. Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nick. Hi.

You've gotten through. Yep. I need you to tell me why you want this candle. I've had a shit week, and I just need to win something up here. Yeah, but do you need to win this? Do you need to win this? Sure, why not? I mean, you know.

Okay, let me see how much you want this candle, which this candle essentially is worthless. I've had a shit week. I just need to win this. Sure, why not? Let me see how much you want this candle. This candle essentially is worthless. I found a ship where you guys need to win something. Would you rather have the candle or would you rather have $50 mobile fuel? Oh, that's not fair.

How much do you want the candle? One of the prizes we actually have. So choose wisely, Nicole. You know, I'll go with the candle. Yes! Why not? Why not? She was not quite as passionate as I thought she would be about the candle,

but she still opted for it. Abby? Hi. G'day there. How are you? Are you pumped? You're through? Yes.

I just need you to tell me how much you want this candle. Oh, I have called so many times today just because I want it, just because it's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. Hand it down to your grandkids. I love that. They'll be like, Nana, you're cocked. Nana, what is wrong with you? And guess what, Abby?

You've got it. You've got a candle. Thank you. Dreams are coming true. Share it around. Including mine. There are only three of these left. Laura, hi.

Hi, Laura. Hi. You're keen for the candle. I'm so stoked that I got through. I'm really keen for it. These are really limited edition. Have you seen the candle, Laura. Hi. You keen for the candle? I'm so stoked that I got through. I'm really keen for it. These are really limited edition. Have you seen the candle, Laura? I have.

I looked on the, I think it was Instagram I saw it on. And are you obsessed? What was that? Are you obsessed with it? I am obsessed with it. I like the Sigourney Paltrow one that she's got, and I thought, this is awesome. See, these are the type of people I want calling the show.

I've got to admit, even though I'm not happy that my name is on it, you've done an incredible job of replicating the Gwyneth one. It looks exactly the same. However, did that. If you sold these, you'd make a killing. Don't encourage her, Laura. We'll send you your candle. Okay, thank you.

How many left? Are we down to two? Two candles left? Got one left, I think. Oh, one. Oh, no, I don't know. Two or one? One or two. left, I think. Oh, one. Oh, no, I don't know. Two or one? One or two. One more after this. Oh, no, we're getting

down to the nitty gritty. Ben, are you there? Hello? Ben, do you want it? Do you need it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just curious. You're just curious. You're just browsing. Now that you're here, guess what? You've got the candle, even if you're just browsing. Now that you're here, guess what?

You've got the candle, even if you're not sure. Thanks. All right. I don't think she even wanted it, to be honest. No, I don't think she did either. She goes, what am I calling for? Let's give the last candle away to someone on the text machine. Okay.

$900 at him. $96.96 on the text machine if you want a bum candle. Ben, do you have any idea what you've won? For me, yeah, it's a candle. Okay, sweet. Just checking. You're going to get a rude shock when you get the candle sent out to you, Ben.

Bum! I said my name was Ben! A bum candle! Fiki Fifi for Ben! Free and Clint. Get on the apps. You said something interesting earlier off mic. Who says off mic? People who are on the radio. And that's about it.

And welcome back to Radio Terms with Bree and Clint. You said something interesting where you were like, I think Valentine's Day is actually a really great day to meet someone. I think it is because you have this idea that it's only coupled up people who exist in the outside world today. It's not. Regular people got to get drunk on a Friday too. Absolutely.

And if you see this is what I think might be smooth. Bear in mind I haven't done this sort of thing in a long time. But if you were in a bar and you saw someone sitting by themselves today and you went over and you said, sorry, I couldn't help but notice, are you drinking by yourself on Valentine's Day? And they say, no, I'm waiting for my boyfriend. So you move along quickly. You know, but there's an icebreaker there.

It is an icebreaker, easy icebreaker. I've got here, this won't help you today. Oh, it might if you update the details. The travel photos that you should and shouldn't have on your Tinder profile. I feel really strongly about creating the perfect Tinder profile and I actually was doing it with one of my mates, Claire, who's staying with us at the moment. We were

a couple of lemonades in. That's when you get the confidence to do it. Yeah, but I said to her, I said, look, you're going wrong because the first profile picture, her first picture was of her and a friend. I said, it has to be just of you. The first photo. Alright, well then I'd like to know if you

agree with a lot of this. Because they're not my ideas. I've read these. I obviously don't have a Tinder profile. Not anymore. But this is what they're saying as far as travel photos go. Because people love checking those up. That's when you look tanned and you look adventurous. You're happy. Tip number one, what you should and shouldn't do

on your Tinder profile with your travel photos. You need to be the main focus of the photo. It doesn't matter if you went to Machu Picchu or you went to the Coliseum or what. The scenery can be in the background-ish. You can't be 100 metres off in the distance. No, you need to be the main thing and the rest is just colour. Which I guess is kind of like the same thing I was saying. It can't be like four friends. The first photo just has to be you. Just you. Yeah. Yeah, just of like the same thing I was saying. It can't be like four friends.

The first photo just has to be you. Just you. Yeah. Yeah, just you. That's an important one too. And then put like your friend photos later. Tip number two for travel photos that should and shouldn't be on your Tinder profile. It needs to be recent travel.

And by that, they say it needs to be travel you've done in the last 12 months. Because otherwise, well, you change over time too. So it could be considered catfishing. But also, they'll be like, oh, when did you go to Machu Picchu? And you go, oh, 2011. They go, cool, man. Is that the last time you did something interesting enough to take a photo of? Yeah, or else you would have put up a recent travel photo, right?

Exactly right. So if you don't have one, then don't put it up. Number three, there's five tips here. No sunnies. Don't have sunnies on in the profile photo. Exactly right. So if you don't have one, then don't put it up. Don't put it up. Number three, there's five tips here. No sunnies. Don't have sunnies on in the profile photo. I agree with that one

because people want to see what you look like. They want to see what you look like. As shallow as it sounds. I mean, that's what Tinder's about. First impressions. They don't care if you've got

the big Karen Walker tortoiseshell sunglasses. No, get them off. They want to see your face. Yes. Okay. What's behind that. So, and travel,

a lot of the time you've got your sunnies on, so don't use a photo if you've got your sunglasses on. Number four seems fairly self-evident, but they felt the need to put it down because people still do. Lose your ex. So if you travelled with your ex-partner and they're in the photos, don't put those photos up. Who's doing that though?

People. No. I have been on a friend's Tinder account. As they swipe through, you know how you put it up on Airplay on the TV? Yeah. And I've seen them swipe through and people have got their wedding photos in their Tinder.

No, they don't. Yes. And it says they're single. So I imagine they broke up, but they go, this is when I looked the best. So they put their wedding photos up with their ex-husband or wife in it.

What are they thinking? And the last tip is doesn't matter where you are in the world, doesn't matter how exotic the place was or how beautiful that room was, no toilet photos.

Oh, well I'm out. No photos of you in the toilet. No one needs to think about that in an early relationship. What if it's like a really fancy toilet though? No toilets. Okay.

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