ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 15th 2019

Episode Date: February 15, 2019

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Z-Dams, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Z-Dams, Brie and Clint. Woo! Good afternoon, New Zealand. Brie and Clint. I thought we were kicking it off with a bit of an instrumental. Oh, no, yeah.

Oh, yeah, the show's on autopilot. We've checked out. We've gone to float already. We've been doing some rehearsals this afternoon for our float performance and let's just say very sweaty. Let's just say

very good. One of the girls in the office, Jordan, she comes up to us afterwards and she goes, it's actually pretty good. Yeah.

This is the thing. It's actually pretty good if we do say so ourselves. We'll be performing tomorrow. Maybe when we kick this whole thing off, the first people that we asked if we should do this were Peking Duck. From one DJ duo

to another, should we form a DJ duo? They're like the biggest DJ duo in the world right now. They said go for it. They gave us some very specific advice. Today at 5 o'clock we'll get Adam from Peking Duck on the show. We'll let him know everything that we've come up with since that conversation and he can tell us whether we're ready. Will he give us his seal of approval?

Bigger than that, today we will be playing the DB Export Gold Extra Low Carb song from start to finish. It has to play today because today is the last day and someone's going to win $20,000 cash. $20,000 will be given away in the next four hours. Or, I mean, we could also give away the secret sound today and give away $30,000 for the show. Hey, even better.

Today could be massive. It's going to be massive either way because sometime between now and seven, that song is playing from start to finish. So if I were you, keep the whole show on. I would not go anywhere. 20K is on the line. I don't care who your favourite radio show is.

Today you're listening to us. Okay? Yep. Okay? You just need to be over 18 for that money who your favourite radio show is. Don't care. Today you're listening to us. Okay? Yep. Okay? You just need to be over 18 for that money. That's the only catch. That's it. Okay?

That's it. Next though, Kim Kardashian, Valentine's Day. If you haven't seen what Kanye West has done for Kim Kardashian yesterday, I'm going to tell you about it next. Oh, did he buy his and hers Make America Great Again hats? Better. Better than that. Oh, that's not hard. We're also doing an extra half hour of Friday jams today. I'm going to tell you about it next. Oh, did he buy his and hers Make America Great Again hats? Better. Better than that. Oh, that's not hard. We're also doing an extra half hour of Friday jams today. Let's get it!

Bree and Clint. This is J-Lo, ZM. Bree and Clint. Valentine's Day yesterday. Was it? Yeah. You and your wife Lucy don't celebrate it. Other people do, and some people go all out. I don't know if Kanye West, so Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are together.

I don't know if Kanye. I don't know if Kanye. Yes, they are. When did they get together? A little while ago. Is this a spy news update? I don't know if Kanye has gone all out or if it's a little bit lackluster. I'm going to give you the details and then you tell me what you think.

Cool. Because lacklustre can be the new cool. Yeah. Understated. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know who the legendary smooth jazz saxophonist Kenny G is? Of course I know who Kenny G is.

How come I don't know who that is? Kenny G in the key of G. That's his album. Yeah. Kenny G. He's in the Katy Perry Last Friday Night music video. Was he? He's the guy who plays the't know who that is. Kenny G, In the Key of G. That's his album. Yeah, Kenny G. He's in the Katy Perry Last Friday Night music video. Was he? He's the guy who plays the saxophone in that video.

He's like a 90s icon. Yeah. I don't know if you're just real nerdy or if I'm like uneducated. Text me if I'm not the only one who knows who Kenny G is. So Kanye West has organised Kenny G to stand in their living room with thousands and thousands of single roses in their own vases. He's nailed it. You have a listen to Kenny G.

This is what Kim Kardashian walked into and just picture thousands of roses. Like, it's covered in Kenny G. I can see the video alongside that. The roses are way over the top. They look like booby traps. All these glass vases everywhere. What's he going to do? And then Kenny G trapped in the middle of it.

How's he going to get out of it? Also, awkward if it does work, if Kim's like, I love you, take me now. And then you're like, well, let me just show Kenny G out. Let me just show Kenny to his car and then I'm all yours. Kenny, I'm going to order you an Uber. You know the text machine here at ZM is always open 9696, you can text us anytime you want Feedback, song requests, it's a big one that we get a lot

Yeah, anyone can text it as well I've just had a look in the text machine And I've seen a text at 3 o'clock, good request there Someone's texted and said Hey, what are the chances of playing the new Saatchi song Worst Behaviour Sometime Soon Then there's also another text from the same number that says Play new Saatchi please Big Saatchi song, Worst Behaviour Sometime Soon. Then there's also another text from the same number that says, play new Saatchi, please.

Big Saatchi fan. I looked at that one and I've gone, I recognise that number. For some reason. Is that one of your mates? That's familiar to me. And I've just double checked it. Is this Will from Saatchi? No.

Will. Yes.i? No. Will! Yes, yes, yes. Will, good afternoon. Welcome to the show. Good afternoon, everyone. As a member of the Hot Mess Express, one successful electronic duo to another successful electronic duo

pushing their new single, Love the Hustle. Absolutely rate the hustle. Who's laughing in the background, Will? We're actually on our way down to float for tomorrow. Yeah. We need to pump the boys up. It's a band full of us

and we're all a bit shaken up. I text back to that. It just said, can we hear new Saatchi West by Javier? And I text back, hey, Will. And he replies, F. we hear new Saatchi worst behaviour and I text back hey Will and he replies F I can't believe

that just happened the hustle is so good that you know you know what oh go on we're going to play Saatchi worst behaviour

yeah Ross Boss ain't here let's do what we want this is a tune as well these boys are live at Float tomorrow still a chance

to get tickets see you there Will see you boys Brian Clint ZM This is a tune as well. These boys are live at Float tomorrow. Still a chance to get tickets. See you there, Will. See you, boys. Bree and Clint, ZM. I read this article today online about all these people who are currently trying to get Aussie citizenship. Why would you want to do a thing like that when there's such great countries like New Zealand available?

Mate, people actually want to stay there. It's actually not bad if you go and have a look. So you have to take this test and it's a 20-question quiz. We have to answer questions about Australia. Last year, out of 85,000 applicants, nearly 5,000 people failed the 20-question quiz. How many do you have to get correct? So out of 20, you have to correctly answer 15 questions.

Okay. Out of 20. You and I have both taken the citizenship test. The citizenship test to get into Aussie. Yeah. Which means we'll have a result of who's more Aussie, you or me. How good if you fail the citizenship test.

And I can't go back. And then you can't go back. Right, so producer Ellie has the results. We've both done it off the air. And she will now bring us the results of the Aussie citizenship test we've taken. Producer Ellie, good afternoon. Good afternoon.

Oh, sorry. Good afternoon. G'day, Cobber. G'day, mate. Hey, Reggie did. Yeah, good, good. Oh, sorry. Good afternoon. G'day, Cobber. G'day, mate. Hey, Reggie did. Yeah, good, good. Oh, streuthy Ruth, suck on my crocodile and give me a VB. Oh, slippery nipple. Stone the flaming crows.

Whoa! That's just, that's real slang. Country slang. Alright, so out of 20 questions, we'll go to Clint first, the Kiwi. Clint got 16 out of 20, so he can apply for citizenship. You passed!

There we go. I don't want it, but hey, you got 80% in that quiz. Now Bree, the actual Australian. I hope I've passed. Alright, Bree, the actual Australian got 19 out of 20, which makes a lot of sense.

She got 95%. So basically, Brie is 15% more Australian than Clint. That makes sense. Congratulations. Thank you, mate. You know what? If I lost that, I'd probably stay here forever. Snap quiz, New Zealand quiz.

Who's the Prime Minister of New Zealand? Jacinda Ardern. Who's the Deputy Prime Minister of New Zealand? Some other old guy. Correct. Peters? Peters? Is that his name?

Yeah, Winston Peters. Winston Peters on New Life! Let's get some spy from Dean McCarthy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, you handsome devil. What's happening in Hollywood, mate?

G'day, guys. Look, you know, I'm bringing you some, I'm going to call it bad news today because this is going to make all of us feel really poor. We found out, because, you know, it's Valentine's Day in America today, right? So that movie, Valentine's Day, starring Julie Roberts is, like, on repeat.

We found out today how much she got paid for that movie. Okay. She was in it for a very minimal amount, Dane. She was in it for a very minimal amount. You're right about that. $12,000 per word. Whoa! Yeah.

251 words, which was $3 million. And part of her deal, right, was a portion of the ticket sales, which was something like 0.0 of something of a percent. That's an extra $10 million. $13 million she made from that movie. And she was in it for about 13 seconds. Yeah, but people love Julia Roberts. That's the thing.

I love Julia Roberts. People love, chuck her in your movie, it's timeless. What's the Hugh Grant one? Love Actually? No. Oh, Notting Hill. Notting's the Hugh Grant one? Love Actually? No. Oh, Notting Hill. Notting Hill. Oh, Notting Hill.

See, this is what she does too. She does these movies that get replayed every year at a certain time. Yeah. And so they become iconic. And you know you put Julia Roberts in that movie, it's going to get replayed and replayed and replayed and repaid forever and ever. So good. Hey, Dean.

What's happening with one of Ariana Grande's songs? People are boycotting it. Yeah, look, yes. I've been asked that question a million times today. Let me tell you, this is what's trending on Twitter right now. It says, where is it? Boycott Seven Rings. I wanted to get it right in case you want to look it up.

Boycott Seven Rings. Now, the reason hashtag Boycott Seven Rings is trending is because Ariana Grande's fans started it, okay, so that her other song, Break Up With Your Girlfriend, will reach number one. So they think that she's going to cannibalize her own number one, you know, opportunity with the success of seven rings. So all of her fans are like, don't play seven rings.

Don't listen to it. Don't download it. Let's get her other song to number one. That is, that's a very dedicated fan base. Also a very privileged position to be in when the only thing keeping you out of number one is your other number one. That is a position that the Hot Mess

Express can only dream of being in one day. Hopefully one day, mate, we'll be there. Boycott Sender. That's our hashtag. No, it's definitely not. No, no. Please listen to Sender. Hey, we... Are we going to be in the charts? I don't think so. Today?

I don't think so. Producer Ben is shaking his head. We might be, but I wasn't going to bring it up because I don't think so. Doesn't matter though. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. The song is there forever and ever. Like a Julia Roberts movie, the song will be replayed forever and ever.

Dean McCarthy, great to talk to you, man. Thanks for that. Have a good weekend, Dean. Have a good weekend. Bye, guys. Sp to talk to you, man. Thanks for that. Have a good weekend, Dean. Have a good weekend. Bye, guys. Spies brought to you by JBL. You can play your summer sounds with JBL Bluetooth

waterproof speakers. Plus, you can check them out at Float 2019 tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio the management team for the Hot Mess Express. Producer Ben,

Producer Ellie. Thank you. Hello, guys. Thank you. Good to be here. Good clapping for yourself, too. Thank you. I guys. Thank you. Good to be here. Good clapping for yourself too. Thank you. I tell you what, this has been the busiest week of my life, managing a band. It's a really hard work.

It's a lot of work. Well, you've got hard work talent, that's the thing. Yeah. You've got a couple of divas, highly talented divas, but with big demands. It does, it does. The rewards are phenomenal. Brie won't go on stage until she has a gold-weaved G-string. That I would want to be placed on me by one of you guys.

You guys discuss who to pick. And Michael Jackson's performance glove, the single wear. And then you need a fresh one. Exactly. You have for us this week's high-low. Yes, we do. The best bits, the worst bits. How do you guys pick these things? Do you guys

talk about it? Is there stuff when it happens and you look at each other and you go... That'll do. That'll do? No, that's our attitude too. Okay, here it is. This is a new week. Welcome to another week of highs and lows and we thought this week, let's start with a

big low. Brie and Clint always think they can sing, and they often sing off the back of songs. This happened. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. I like how our version would be very different to that. My rent, don't have it, I'll pay it next week. Now, that was a low, but let's see if we can make it a high by remixing it. My rent, don't have it, I'll pay it next week.

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. I got it, I want it. Don't think so, Ben. Still a low. This week has been a huge week for the Hot Mess Express in the lead up to Float tomorrow, actually. Turns out their hit single Send It,

produced by Kings, has gone international. They are called the Hot Mess Express and their brand new song is called Send It. It's your new fave summer banger on Hit 105. Their song is called Send It and I want to play this every single day for the next year. I'm loving it. The vibes are so good. Let's play it. This is Channel 4 Dubai.

And to top that off, Brie decided we needed some kind of pyrotechnic to spice the set up, so she brought in a whip. Three, two, one. Oh! Let me see your finger. Oh, I love it! And for our corner of the week, things got a bit hot and steamy. If you've got children in the car, maybe block their ears

because they might not want to know about the adult indoor gardening we're talking about. This is a story about me getting caught with my new girlfriend, you know, at a party. Jump in my mate's car, get a bit frisky. Next thing, cop car rolls up, flashlight in the window. Saw all the gardening, everything. Did the cop write you a ticket for trimming the bush? No, actually. He did write Hamish a ticket for the unregistered hoes.

There you go. Very good, guys. There it is. Remember, always keep your bush trimmed. You aren't doing any indoor gardening this weekend. And always register your hose. Big chat. I'm very dry at the moment.

Chance of a scrub fire, too. You don't want fire crotch. Tomorrow's a big day. Tomorrow we make our big debut at ZM's Float Festival as the Hot Mess Express. We've had very minimal practice in the lead up. Doesn't matter. I'm a little bit worried.

Doesn't matter. When you're an artist, your talent will shine through. And I agree but the thing that I'm a bit disappointed with Clint is the professionalism of dealing with such a high profile DJ duo like ourselves and when it comes to things like our rider hasn't

even been talked about with Ross Boss. I'm glad you brought it up. Producers Ben and Ellie has anybody asked you what the Hot Mess Express would like as our artist rider? I've heard nothing at all about that. No management has been in touch whatsoever and said what do the guys need, what do the guys want, what will make the Hot Mess Express comfortable

and improve their performance? I bet Stan Walker doesn't have to put up with this. 100% he doesn't. Let's make a call right now to someone who can sort this out and to be honest, someone who should have been across this from the start. The incompetent man himself, Ross Boss. Hello?

Ross, Hot Mess Express. Oh, yeah. Hello, mate. I'm here too. Yeah. We've got a concern. Cool. So have I.

Let's go through them. It's an artist concern. Yeah. And it's pretty disappointing on our end, to be honest. Sure. No one's asked us what we want in our rider. There might be a reason for that.

I'm going to throw it out there. Maybe you're not getting one. What? What? What? What? Not getting one? Pardon me? What? Do you know how many people we're bringing into this event, Ross? Yeah. Is it two? Or do you want to count your producers as well?

At least four. Have you got a pen and paper ready? Because we're going to give you what it is now. There's still time for you to fix this. Okay, cool. Yeah, I've got a pen and paper now. Go for it. Sure.

We're going to pull the whole show if you don't look into this, Ross. Oh, please don't. First thing we want on our rider, a device that means that we won't get wet. I know it's a water festival, but I don't want to get wet. Yeah. Sure. I also would like for our rider, Clinton and I love M&Ms, so a packet of M&Ms, but we want all of the brown ones removed.

Okay. I want a panther. Like that one that was found in Africa? Yeah, that one. I want a panther. Like that one that was found in Africa? Yeah, that one. I want that panther. That's good. I know some people. Cool.

I want eight different types of garlic bread. Eight. Eight different types. Not nine. Not nine. Eight. Like brands or types? Types.

Like you got Turkish, normal. I'm not 12, so that's fine. Excellent. Remember those jelly sandals from the 90s that had glitter in them? I'm wearing some right now. I want those. You can have these ones. Yeah, me too.

I want those too. I want two well-trained miniature ponies that are in a good mood. You know, we're very, very, we've got a lot of experience with miniature ponies here at in a good mood. You know, we're very, very, we've got a lot of experience with miniature ponies here at ZM. I want KFC, but I want vegetarian KFC. One bread roll coming right up. I want to wax a really hairy man just before the show. I think James, producer James from Switchboard and Megan's coming down,

so done. Last thing for me, anything that Stan Walker gets, I want that as well. Hmm. Hmm. I said, we're paying him.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, so we want that. Yeah, we want that. Okay, sure. And last thing, I'm pretty sure you have a contact for this, so it should be pretty easy to organise.

We also want Jeremy Wells. He's hanging up on us. I think he got it, though. Do you reckon he got it? Message received. I think by him hanging up means he's straight off to organise it. That'll be it. That's it.

All right, perfect. Glad that's sorted. Now, to shoes. Apparently, the new trend in shoes is dirty sneakers. You know how for a long time you've got to keep your kicks fresh? Yeah. You've got to get that creeper spray so that you can wipe any marks off them, that sort of thing.

Got to look fresh, baby. Not anymore, according to Gucci, the fashion house. Okay. They are selling a dirty pair of sneakers called, what are they calling them? Screener GG sneakers. And they just look like Gucci Stan Smiths. Like, you know, the Adidas. Just a standard white kind of tennis shoe.

Just a standard white tennis shoe. Except they look like they've been worn for about a year. What? And they reckon that's the new style. That's what people want. And people are buying those as brand new. When you're rich enough to shop at Gucci, don't you want to be bougie?

Don't you want everything to be fresh to death? One of my mates, we always thought she was like, because her parents were really wealthy, and she would always be like, nah, that's them. I've got my own money. I don't use their money, this and that. And then one day she turned up with gucci shoes yeah and we were like mate mate come on um this is i don't want to do rich kid hating but any like if they're

a rich kid who says that a lot of them don't realize what their parents are paying for and you start going um well who pays for your car insurance or mom and dad but that's because they want me to have it oh yeah cool cool but it's only because they bought the car for me. Who pays for it? I've got to insure the thing they bought for me. Back to these shoes. So for a dirty pair of Gucci's, which you will be able to buy from Gucci in New Zealand.

I've never been brave enough to go into the Gucci store, by the way. Do you know how they've got a security guard? They've got a security guard at the door. I feel like they're going to bounce me, like it's a nice club. Yeah, you'd be dragged out. Yeah, I'm going in there with jandals on and I'm like, hi, I'm here to look at the door, I feel like they're going to bounce me like it's a nice club. Yeah, you'd be dragged out. Yeah, I'm going in there with jandals

on and I'm like, hi, I'm here to look at the Gucci please. He looks at my Havianas and he's like, no, you're not. Mate, we both know you can't afford anything in here. You can come in, but don't you touch anything. For a pair of dirty Gucci's. How much? New Zealand dollars is how much you pay in New Zealand.

$1,250 for used sneakers. That's a shit deal. Go to the op shop. I tell you what, actually, no, come to my house. All my shoes look like crap. I'll sell them to you for half that. That's a good idea.

Brian Clint. Producer Ben, exactly one month ago today, what was happening on the show? I thought you boys would be more creative than this. A month ago? Did you get your armpits waxed? That's exactly what happened one month ago today, what was happening on the show? I thought you boys would be more creative than this. A month ago? Did you get your armpits waxed? That's exactly what happened one month ago. Oh, no.

And during that show, Brie Thomasel said this. I'll do you that same deal I did you before. Even though I've won the poll, I'll wax one if you grow your leg hairs out for a month. A month? Yeah. This time, February 15, you can shave him. Deal? Shake on it. Deal. Done. Producer Ben, what's the date today?

February 15th. February 15th. Crazy. Crazy. I thought this was going to be something else. Apparently I've got a lot of things I'm hiding. Well, that's for another show. Today we focus on this one. And I'm not calling you a liar. I'm not calling you a liar. I'm not calling you a person who reneges on a deal.

I love that in my brain I've already organised my argument. So bring it on. Because what I've done, and I respect your boundaries too, the only way to truly know if you stuck to the bit is a touch test. Right. I'm not going to touch you, but I have organised producer Ellie to come and feel your leg area, which after 30 days should

be a nice Italian like soft... Growth. Yeah. Is HR in the building? Uh, no. No. We gave them the day off. What I want you to do, just pop that leg of yours and I know it's nice because you're wearing a nice three quarter pair of overalls

today. Can I just say, before we do the touch test, I just want to hear the start of that audio just one more time. Sure thing. I'll do you that same deal I did you before. Even though I've won the poll, I'll wax one if you grow your leg hairs out for the month. A month? Yeah. This time, February 15, you can shave them.

Deal? Shake on it. Deal. Done. Damn it, I thought it said two. Well, just grab that leg of yours and pop it up on the table. There we go. Nice.

Looks good. You're float ready. I love it. Now, I can't see any leg here, but it could be so thin, and it could be so long by now that it's gone to that soft stage. That happens, eh, Ellie? Yeah, it does. It does, yeah.

Mine are real blonde. My hairs are really blonde. When you're ready Ellie, I'd like two hands on the leg. Two hands, alright. Just a bit of a feel test. Alright, I can see, what I can see is, I don't think I can see any, but like you say, they could be blonde. She said she wouldn't lie to us.

Oh mate, they're smoother than a baby's butt, Jesus. I shaved them last night. And how many times during that month did you shave your legs? I think that was the first time yesterday. We have no idea. And that's only because I'm too lazy to shave them otherwise. Can I just say though, I do remember you only getting half your armpit wax. Okay, you were allowed to shave half your legs. Oh, too bad. You shaved them both.

All right, what's the punishment? Don't know yet. Don't know. But I'm taking suggestions on 9696. Or if you want to be really crafty, just DM me on my Instagram because we can organise this. I'd be better if Bree didn't know what it was.

Instagram me an idea to my personal Instagram, okay? Cool. Damn it, someone on the text machine just said, you should have said you shaved them this morning. Damn! Brie and Clint. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second One second I figured out what this game is this week. A game that you're really good at and I'm crap at. I got nine out of ten last week. Humble brag.

That's just a straight brag. I was going to say, that's a humble brag. This is a humble brag. Oh, awkward how I almost got a 10 out of 10 last week on the one second song challenge. Didn't sound genuine. Humble brag. Hashtag humble brag.

No, the game, this is human Shazam. That's exactly what we're doing. But just with the tiniest amount. You know how your Shazam needs like five or six? One second. That's all you need. Last week, I took the game. I think it's two games to one, is it?

I think it's three games to one. Okay it? I think it's three games to one. Okay, that's even better for me. I go first this week. Yeah, so I'm going to leave. Yeah, this is the deal. Bree's going to a soundproof room. We get the exact same song snippets. I'll do them, then Bree will come back,

and she'll do them, and whoever gets more is the winner. All right, I'm leaving. All right. Okay, Ali, just artist or title is fine. Artist or title is fine. And I can pass. And you can pass, yep.

Cool. All right, Ben, when you're ready, fire the first one off. Saatchi. Correct. Kings. Correct. No idea, pass. Drag Project.

Correct. Hobbies Express. Correct. Miss James. Correct. Stan Walker Correct Benny No

Robinson No You can guess that one though Paddle through the waves I ran again No matter where we come from Or where we've been Anywhere I roam

Five, four, three, two, one. Damn it! Damn it! See ya! See ya! Oh, I don't know if I can count that. I don't know if I can count that. I'm sorry.

I was about to say, I know what the gag is this week, but I'm not going to say anything. You don't say it yet? Alrighty. Bree's back. Hey, Bree. Judging from your reaction, I'm going to say you did very well, like per usual. All right, Bree.

You can pass if you'd like. Yes. And you just have to say the artist or the song, all right? Okay. All right, Ben. Hit it off. Saatchi. Correct.

Pass. Pass. Drax Project. Correct. Hot Mess Express. Pass. Drax Project. Hot Mess Express. Correct. Mitch James. Correct. Pass.

Wait, do I get to have one last guess? Yep. Thea? Correct. Well done. done this is gonna be close i can tell this is gonna be close yeah i had the same problem with thea as you yeah they're all floating yeah they're all floating out so i'm gonna say i've figured it out now the first one i missed was balu brigada no it was actually jupiter project my girl? Yeah. What was the one that you looked at me like, I can't believe you missed that? Kings. Oh. He's going to absolutely own me for that.

Okay, let's find out who won. All right, the score. Should we go through them? Yeah. Do you want to go through them all? Give us a score and then we'll go through them. Okay, all right. Bree, you got five.

Clint, you got six. Damn! That was close. I mean, it's no nine that I got last week, but it's pretty good. It's pretty good. So you both missed Jupiter Project, My Girl, which was song number three.

I know that song. I love that song. Yeah, you know that one? And then Brie, you actually missed song number seven. Who was it? Kings. No. I was thinking that's the only other one I missed.

What song is that? The best Dan Walker song ever, Take It Easy. Yeah, Take It Easy. The pop mix and not the reggae mix. Black Box is the only one you need to know. Oh, yeah. No, fair enough, fair enough. Well done, Clint.

And then what was the Kings one I missed? You Do. You do you. I hear that in this building enough. I know it. Bree, Clint. And then what was the Kings one I missed? You Do. You do you. I hear that in this building enough. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Hands to hold you. Keep going.

Oh, my God. Keep going. I told you to hands to hold you. That's it. That's the whole song. That's the whole song. Bree and Clint said him. That's the song.

My heart is thumping. Are you ready? I'm ready to give away $20,000. Hello, ZM. Hello. Who's this? Juliet. Juliet, you've just won $20,000.

$20,000. Thanks to the legends at DB Export Gold Extra Low Carb, you've just won $20,000 cash. Oh, my gosh. Really? Oh, my gosh. Wow. The legends at DB Export Gold have just changed your life, Juliet. Oh, I can't believe that.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so grateful. Thank you. My heart is beating out of my chest. That's the most money we've ever given away. Juliet, where do you live? Auckland. Auckland.

What do you do for a job? I'm a teacher. You're a teacher. Oh, even better, Julian. Okay, great. Tell us what you're feeling. Run us through your emotions right now. I can't even, like, I can't even comprehend how I'm feeling right now.

I don't even think this is real. But honestly, like, I've needed Buddy for so long. And literally, this will change my life. It was meant to be. It was meant to be. It was meant to be. Yeah, I was driving on the motorway right now. I'm not driving. And, yeah, we were like, we're going to try.

And I honestly can't believe it. Thank you. Oh, my God. I'm going to cry. That's so amazing. That is the whole song. That is I'm Drinking It For You by Kashia and Tom, and it just made you $20,000 richer.

Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thank you. Who are you with? Oh, my God. He's driving. Is he losing his mind? Oh, my God.

There you go. It's done. There it is. We just gave away $20,000 on our show thanks to DB Export Gold, extra low carb. Wait there, okay? We show thanks to DB Export Gold, extra low carb. Wait there, okay? We're going to get your details and then you need to go and call your parents or something, okay?

Congratulations. Thank you, guys. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. That was amazing. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream.

To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Bree and and Clance are the Hot Mess Express. One day to go. One day. This time tomorrow, it'll be all over. We would have performed at float. Will it either crash or will burn? Those are the same thing.

Huh? Crash or burn. Oh. Do you mean crash and burn? No. Or soar on to new heights? No, I'm saying we're going to? Crash or burn. Oh. Do you mean crash and burn or soar on to new heights? Nah, I'm saying we're going to probably

crash and burn. This all started four weeks ago when we asked the Peking Duck boys if this could be done. Welcome back to the show, Adam from Peking Duck.

Addy! Good to have you on the show, man. All this time later, we're here. We're about ready to go on stage at a festival tomorrow. Hi here, man.

Congratulations to the both of you. Thank you. Thank you. We've put in a lot of hard work, Adzy, and we wanted to run a few things by you, a few milestones that we've had, and then we want to see if you give us your seal of approval that we're ready.

For sure. So first thing you told us that was important for a DJ duo to succeed is the name. We put it out to the people and we do have a name. The name we were given is the Hot Mess Express. Does that get a pass or a fail? Incredible. Incredible.

I love it. It's catchy and it's funny. It was either going to be that or Brex Clit, so... Oh, wow. Yeah, you definitely picked the right one. Yeah, good. We dodged a bullet. We dodged a bullet.

Cool. The next thing you told us was that we needed signature dance moves. To be successful, we needed signature dance moves. We don't have those, but we do have signature outfits. Okay, what are they? Yeah. We're dressed as... Because we're the Hot Mess Express, Adzi,

we're dressed as old school train drivers. Ah, I see. Not loving it? Is that like a denim one? Yeah, yeah. With the train driver's hat? Yeah, that's it. Like a dungaree, like a striped dungaree?

Yeah, I mean, if you're doing like funk music, I think that would work. We're not. Yeah, I don't if you're doing, like, funk music, I think that would work. We're not. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe give it a test run. It's too late for a test run, baby. It's way too late. We're on stage tomorrow. The third thing that you told us we needed was a banging track.

You said, to be real DJs, we need original music. And do you believe this or not, we have original music. In four weeks, we've turned around an original single. Dude, I've actually heard the song. I just listened now, and it's a banger. Are you kidding? You've heard it? No.

I've heard the sneak preview. I haven't heard the full track. We've got a little sneak preview ready for you here, too, and everybody else. This is our debut single. It's called Send It. Let me see you send it. here too and everybody else. This is our debut single. It's called Send It. Believe it or not, Adam from Peking Duck, not only did we

release that, we got the number one spot on the New Zealand iTunes chart. It's a banger. It's a banger. We sent it. It even charted in Australia. It went to number 97 on the iTunes chart.

We're proud of that. We're proud of that 97. Wow. Yeah. So wait, you guys produced that? Well, we had help from local boy Kings,

but yeah, it's a Hot Mess Express original. Sick. Well, respect. I also wanted to run it past you. We did say to you our dream was to have a flaming recorder. Yeah. That hasn't come off.

Health and Safety said no. Yeah. But we are cracking a legit bullwhip on stage. What are your thoughts? Cracking a legit bullwhip on stage. What are your thoughts? Cracking a legit bullwhip? Yeah. That's sick. Yes, he approves.

I love it. So with all that information and from your position of authority, we need the blessing from you. Do you think the Hot Mess Express, in just four weeks' time, is ready to play a fully-fledged festival, float festival, tomorrow? I think you're ready for sure. Just don't get hit with a lawsuit with the bullwhip. And keep your energy and your spirits high.

Yeah. And I'm sure you guys will smash it. I love it, Adzi. Can we just get a, I'm Adam from Peking Duck, and I endorse the Hot Mess Express? Totally. What's up? It's Adam here from Peking Duck

and I'm effing with the Hot Mess Express because they're the hottest chain going round. Yay! That's it. We are good to go, New Zealand. With that, I thought because it's such a big day and the festival is tomorrow, why don't we drop a sneak peek of our DJ set?

We've got the decks here ready. Yeah. We're about to do this. It's only a nine-minute DJ set. What we're going to do for you now is like a three, four-minute supercut. Supercut, yeah. Okay, here we go. Let's hit it.

This is the Hot Mess Express. All aboard the Hot Mess Express. All aboard the Hot Mess Express. Destination unknown. Live on ZM, let's do it. One, two, three, four. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. I know you want me. You know I want you. I know you want me, you know I want ya, I know you want me, you know I want ya, I know you want me, you know I want ya, I know you want me, you know I want ya

1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4 I'm losing it Oh, how good's the mix? Do it! Come on, New Zealand, are you with us? Is that what I think it is? Yeah, there's some shit coming in. You're the voice, try and understand it Make a noise and make it clear Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh We're not gonna sit in silence We're not gonna live with fear Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh We're breaking free We're soaring Flying

There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach If we're trying Yeah, we're breaking free We're soaring Flying Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna.

Let's bring it home, New Zealand Oh, yeah This is the Hot Maze Express live on ZM Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah This is it, mate. You and I had a dream. Yeah, keep going, keep going, keep going. One heartbeat.

And here we are We're all under days So we're just gonna send it Never had a raise But we're still gonna send it We can go for days We just wanna send it Let me see ya Send it

All day Send it We can go for days We just wanna send it All together. That's it. That's it. That was it. The super cut. That is three and a half minutes of our official nine-minute DJ set,

which will happen tomorrow on Float. Nice work, everyone. And trust me, that was just the half of it. We got so many surprises for tomorrow. Some amazing texts coming in, too. My favorite one is, you guys are off the rails. Good. Hot Mess Express pun.

Very good. Bree and Clint. Two idiots One dream To form a festival ready DJ duo In just four weeks Brie and Clint Are the Hot Mess Express

One day to go Floats tomorrow Thanks to Tip Top Trump But there's still some tickets At grabone.co.nz I think that was our biggest audience That we've played to. The one on the radio?

The one on the radio. Oh, yeah, that was the main stage. That was the main stage, baby. So, look, tomorrow's Float. We're playing our first big festival. We started this thing four weeks ago, just you and me, mate. Producer Ellie, Producer Ben, it's taken so much effort. Don't forget Kings.

And Kings, of course Kings, the major part who produced our debut hit single. It's been a big journey and I feel like we needed one more push for the band because I believe in us and I believe in this thing that we're doing. Cool. And I said, what do we need? What's the last thing we need to get us over the line for Float? Okay. And I thought celebrity endorsements.

Celebrity endorsements, yeah. That's what I thought. We just got Adam from Peaking Duck to say we were legit. Big. That's a good start. That's huge. Big start, yeah. I'm going to pass you my phone.

Yeah. And I've been sent a couple of videos. Because the Hot Mess Express, we've gone national, we've gone global. And I want you to play this video on the phone from a celebrity. Oh my God, I know who this is. Do you know who that celebrity is? That's Carson from Original Queer Eye. That's exactly who that is.

Carson Kressley from Queer Eye and also on RuPaul's Drag Race. Yeah. I want you to play the message that he has sent, the Hot Mess Express. All right. Here we go. It's plugged in. You guys will hear it as I hear it. Oh, hey, guys guys you know me carson

chresley anyway um from queer eye and drag race um so my friends um have a uh a dj duo called the hot mess express named after me quite possibly anyway i know style and the hot mess express has it tons of it so good luck for Float. Go send it. I mean, it's big. It's good. I really like that. We've gone global. And I mean, I was happy with that.

But I thought, you know, Carson Kressley, he knows style, but he's not a musician. No, he's not a musician. He's not a musician. And he's never seen our outfits, I assume. Otherwise, he may have never given us that endorsement. Probably not. There's one more celebrity that has sent us a message for tomorrow. Musician?

It's a musician. Also an actor. I want you to play this video, and you're going to watch it as the people hear it. Do you know who that is? Not from the freeze frame. No, I got to send a shout out to the dj duo known as the hot mess express man i ain't never even heard a name that cold right

there i heard you guys got a new single coming out called send it and you're about to play one of your first big gigs this is a great thing you know me being in the music you know world so long having a long musical career i know how exciting it is to have new music about to drop, you know? So Hot Mess Express is on its way, you dig? And I can't wait to see you guys send it, for real. And that's Ice-T. That's Ice-T endorsing the mess express that's you and I tomorrow for float. That is amazing.

I'm so glad I didn't say, oh, my God, you got ice cube. They're related. They're related. It's fine. From the same. There it is. From the same crew, yeah. Celebrity endorsed.

That's pretty good You've got two of the 1990s top celebrities I did have Rebecca Black On the line Oh yeah But she was a bit busy Yeah

Not bad Okay cool Hey We're on We'll take it We'll take it We'll take it Bree and Clint

It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday banger Will you swap A personalised plate for one performance at your next birthday? Lock it in This is Birthday Banger where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday Yes it is, let's start with Jess

Hello Jess, are you there? My fat fingers have just hung up on Jess Oh no I'm sorry, we're having real big phone problems today. I do have Jess's birthday, so we can do her birthday banger. Jess was born on the 16th of March, 1984. So she was 16 in the year 2000. And on the 16th of March, this was number one.

Banger. Banger. Great tune. First major hit for Destiny's Child. It's for you, Jess. I think the amount of calls we took today for Secret Sound and for the DBX Book Gold song have fried our phone board. The phones have literally went into disarray.

Let's try another person. Let's try someone else. Let's go to Angela. Okay, Angela. I can do Angela. Yes. Have we got Angela? Hi. Hi. There she is. Hey, Angela. I can do Angela. Yes. Have we got Angela? Hi.

Hi. There she is. Hey, Angela, what's your birthday? 22nd, 84. Okay, Angela, you were 16 in the year 2000 also, and on the 20th of Feb, this was top of the charts. This is Emosh Monday. This is a banger.

Emotional banger. Macy Ray, I try. What do you think, Ange? Yeah, I was expecting some, you know, Backstreet Boys. What did you think? More importantly, what did you think of the Hot Mess Express? Did you hear our DJ set? I did.

I really liked it. Yeah. It was good. Yeah, okay, cool. One more. Last person up is Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hi, Britt.

Hey, hello. What's your birthday, Brittany? 26 of December 1995. Day after Christmas. You were 16 in 2011 on the 26th of December. Also known as Boxing Day. Ooh, Christmas Day After Day. This is your birthday banger.

Love it, Britney? Yeah, love it. I'm real pleased it's not a Christmas song. Yeah. When you answer the phone, by the way, do you ever go, it's Britney, bitch? Sometimes. It's my Instagram handle.

Yeah. We should come to Britney and you should answer us like that. Yeah, hang on a second. Let's pick it up. Okay, ready? Let's pick it up. Hang on, hang on. All right, our last person.

Hello, Zitium. Who's this? It's Britney, bitch. It never gets old. Okay, cool. What song are we playing for Birthday Banger? It's got to be Say My Name. It's got to be Macy Gray, I Try.

Oh, we're in... We're split. We're in a... Are you going to change your vote? Would you change to Macy Gray? Nah. And I'm not changing to Disney Child. Okay, cool.

Let's go to the split vote. Producer Ellie, decision is yours. And you have three songs to choose from. You don't have to choose one of ours. You've also got Britney's Rihanna track. Oh, this is so hard. I think, I'm trying to think what the people want. No, no, no.

That's not how this works. I made that mistake early in this game. You vote for what you want. Okay, I'm going to be honest and say I don't like either song. That's why I'm trying to go with what the crowd would like most. So let's go with... You don't like Macy Gray. I mean, okay, you know what? I like that song. That's why I'm trying to go with what the crowd would like most. So let's go with... You don't like Macy Gray? I mean, okay, you know what?

I like that song too. Macy Gray is pretty cool. We don't often play that really, so let's go with Macy Gray. I try. Get ready for a most Friday. Here you go, Angela. Your birthday bang is on.

Yay! Brie and Clint. Read something really weird in the paper the other day. Really weird that you're reading the paper. I know, that's strange. Sometimes I like to go back in time and just read the Sunday paper. To a simpler time. So do I. I just went to a cafe and it's there.

That's what I was doing. That's what I do. What section do you go for? Well, usually the sport. Me too! Yeah, that's me. The sport and the front cover. Yes! Yeah. That's what I'm reading as well. Oh my god, we should go out for coffee

sometime. We should! Oh my god, we should split a newspaper subscription. No, that's too far. But I came across this weird article in a part of the paper that was talking about funerals. Oh yeah? And the latest new thing that everyone's doing at funerals. Oh yeah? So apparently The cool thing that everyone's doing at funerals. Oh, yeah.

So apparently... The cool thing to do at your funeral. Your friends will be so jealous. No, seriously. In the last year, this has doubled. The amount of people streaming online a funeral. Oh. Yeah. We did this at my grandma's funeral.

Did you? Yeah. My cousin was in the States. Yeah States and she couldn't be there. Couldn't attend. So we live streamed it to her on Facebook. Yes. Weird when you think about it. Isn't it a bit like, I mean, I totally get it and I understand

because obviously people can't attend or make funerals sometimes because it's very last minute. Yes. But apparently it is becoming so much a thing now that chapels are installing cameras and live streaming services in their chapel. Makes sense. Totally makes sense.

Yeah. My issue with it is, what if we get to a point, because at the moment it's a novelty and it's for those who can't be there. Yeah. Fast-paced society, everybody wants things easier. What if we get to a point where people stop showing up to funerals and they go, I'll just catch the live stream later. And then no one comes to your funeral

and it's literally just the priest going, oh, Clint was a good guy. Obviously had a lot of busy friends because no one's here today. But if you are enjoying this funeral online, like and subscribe. Please hit a like. Please show your support with a comment.

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