ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 18th 2019

Episode Date: February 18, 2019

Float – The Hot Mess ExpressPost Malone remix ‘wow’Dean McCarthy Live from LAHow does your USA sound – Day1Would you buy this house?What did your breakup make you do?Bree was mistaken as PJFlo...ating with a strangerCallback heroes!Our full FLOAT setNaking Dining – want to do it?Birthday Banger!The team does push upsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Hello, Tame. Producer Ben, do we put Birthday Banger in the podcast? Yeah, it's in there. It's in there? Yeah. I also have another question for Producer Ben, because we played our full, we performed at Float, the DJ duo, the Hot Mess Express, first gig, and we played our full live set
Starting point is 00:00:21 that happened at Float on the show today. Are you putting the full set on the podcast uh you guys can hear me yeah yeah i can't hear myself i don't know why uh this is really weird to talk with that uh yeah i am you can hear his own thoughts yeah i am i'm gonna put it on the podcast wait cool yeah you can stop talking now okay cool just kidding thanks producer ben appreciate that Okay, cool. Just kidding. Thanks, Producer Ben. Appreciate that. The reason I asked about Birthday Banger is because, I'm not going to spoil it, but the decision is somewhat controversial. You and Ellie made a terrible decision today. Look, your song doesn't get played.
Starting point is 00:00:58 The one that you want, it doesn't get played. The song that I choose does. We come back at the end and we start playing your song. Someone has texted through and said play the whole song you skinny gimp and to be fair to be honest they're talking to me i'm just happy to be called skinny over oasis what are you doing spoiler well you know they're gonna hear it anyway what a spoiler they might not get to that you might as well tell everybody we did a Post Malone Owen Wilson remix in the show today too. We changed wow by Post Malone into wow.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Oh, spoiler. You might as well tell everybody that the secret sound is the sound of a matchbox car being dropped on a hard stone bench. Yep. That was one today. Is that the sound? Is that the sound? Is that the actual sound?
Starting point is 00:01:45 Is it? Here's the podcast? Is that the sound? Is that the actual sound? Is it? Here's the podcast. Is it? ZM. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Hello, everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:57 We're coming to you live from the Blue Lake in Rotorua. We didn't make it back. We slept on the beach all weekend. The Hot Mess Express. We did it again yesterday. Another one. No one was there. But, you know, that's DJ life.
Starting point is 00:02:05 That's rock stars. That's what we do now. God, we went hard, didn't we? We rocked that Blue Lake. We rocked it real good. Just kidding. We drove back to Auckland yesterday and slept for about 14 hours. What a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:02:17 What an absolute way to top off the last four weeks. We have a special treat for you today. We are going to bring you the Hot Mess Express DJ set from start to finish recorded live at Float. Because you guys have been on the journey with us and if you weren't able to make it to Float, we wanted you guys to be there
Starting point is 00:02:35 with us as we took the stage in front of four and a half thousand people. Five o'clock after ZM's secret sound, the Hot Mess Express live from float. The full nine minutes 45. The whole set. You'll hear it live.
Starting point is 00:02:50 And if you blink, you might miss some of it. So that's coming up. Obviously, we'll be doing Secret Sound again today. Four o'clock and five o'clock. Did we get a jackpot this morning? Do we know where that's at? Do we know how much money we're sitting on? Not just yet.
Starting point is 00:03:04 We'll catch up with Soundkeeper Gary soon. He did say there could be a jackpot this morning? Do we know where that's at? Do we know how much money we're sitting on? Not just yet. We'll catch up with Soundkeeper Gary soon. He did say there could be a jackpot coming today. So maybe that'll happen in our show, actually. Hopefully it's at four. Next, some bits from Float. Yeah. If you were there, we're going to recap on some of the best bits
Starting point is 00:03:18 that went down after this. And we've also got a super cut of our set if you're not able to listen after five. So you guys get to hear a bit of what went down at Float in the Hot Mess Express set. Super cut. We use those terms now because we're DJs, so, you know. We're like, Lord, you know that song Super Cut?
Starting point is 00:03:34 Yeah. It's a super cut of us. Hey! We'll do it next. Bree and Clint. All cut plates. Bree and Clint. Speaking of the Hot Mess Express, it all went down on float on
Starting point is 00:03:48 saturday the end to a four-week journey a dream one team four heartbeats keep going there we were mate yeah on saturday 209 p.m on the dot the main stage stage afloat. 2.09 to 2.19. Literally. And not a minute longer. I've got an article here, actually. This was published in the New Zealand Herald the day after the event, and they've focused on our set in particular. It says,
Starting point is 00:04:18 Festival goers rushed to the stage to witness a fleeting performance from the Hot Mess Express, a DJ duo comprised of ZM Radio hosts Bree and Clint. Did I tell you what happened backstage? What? There was a girl there from the local paper in Rotorua and she was interviewing one of the guys from Bali Brigada. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:39 And I was standing there. We'd already done our set and she goes, Oh, is your other half of the Hot Mess Express here? I'd love to interview you guys for the local paper. The Daily Post. The Daily Post. That's the best and only paper in Rotorua. I don't think she knew we were radio DJs.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Oh, okay. And not a real group. What do you mean not a real group? This is the bit you've got to realise, mate. If you tell people you're a real group, you're a real group. This is the thing about being a DJ. And if you can take anything away from this four-week journey that we've all been on, as soon as you call yourself a DJ,
Starting point is 00:05:13 you're a DJ. That's the best bit about being a DJ. Like, to call yourself a guitarist, you have to be able to play the guitar. To call yourself a DJ, just say you're a DJ and then get on stage and play some music. Boom, you're a DJ. I thought you were going to say the thing we've learned over the last four weeks is you can polish any turd. Well, that too.
Starting point is 00:05:32 You know? We have a special bit of our performance. We're going to give you the whole live set at five o'clock today, just after Secret Sound. And it's actually the audio from Float. It's a live recording. So you can hear the audience. You can hear us on stage. You should be able to hear the whip. The whip, yes. You should be able to hear the crack of the bullwhip in there.
Starting point is 00:05:50 But we've got a little clip here. This is us just before, well not just before, in the lead up to our performance. Five hours to go. We've just opened the gates and people are showing up with their floaties. There's a half deflated unicorn. I hope that didn't pop in the car.
Starting point is 00:06:06 There's a lot of people coming in, but, you know, we're a group for the people, and that's what we're about. So we're just greeting the people. I don't see any other artists here doing that, so we're just trying to win a few people over before we suck it up on stage. The Hot Mess Express isn't here.
Starting point is 00:06:19 They're meeting Brie and Clint. Hot Mess Express isn't here yet. They'll arrive just before they're set. If you missed it you can hear the whole thing like we said live on ZM at 5 o'clock
Starting point is 00:06:29 this evening Bree and Clint breaking brand new Post Malone yeah this is exciting hasn't been played anywhere in New Zealand yet it's a remix
Starting point is 00:06:37 it's a ZM exclusive it's been done by the Hot Mess Express I can't believe the Hot Mess Express off the back has sent it already releasing new stuff
Starting point is 00:06:44 already dropping remixes like real DJs. Crazy. They've taken the brand new Post Malone track, Wow. What a tune, right? Banger. And they've also organised a collab. This is big. This is quite big, yeah. A-list celebrity. You'll know him from
Starting point is 00:07:04 Hollywood. His name's Owen Wilson. This is the. This is quite big, yeah. A-list celebrity. You know him from Hollywood. His name's Owen Wilson. This is the debut of the Post Malone, Owen Wilson, Hot Mess Express remix. Wow. Wow. That's hot. That's fire. You know what that needs?
Starting point is 00:07:33 Brilliant. You know what it needs? What? It's going to take off. It's big. Wow. That's it. That's the whole gag, guys.
Starting point is 00:07:44 That's the whole joke. The whole gag. All right. That's the whole gag, guys. That's the whole joke. The whole gag. All right, what's next? Dean McCarthy's next. Let's go to LA and catch up with Dean McCarthy for Spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Hello, Dean.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Hope you had a good weekend. What's the breaking news out of Hollywood to do with Jennifer Aniston and her private jet? Oh, my goodness, Dean. Hope you had a good weekend. What's the breaking news out of Hollywood to do with Jennifer Aniston and her private jet? Oh, my goodness, guys. This is what you call rich people problems. Here's what happened this morning. No, it's got a good ending, so no need to stress too much. But what happened, she and 11 of her friends were taking off
Starting point is 00:08:18 on a private jet for Carbo. Okay, fabulous, right? Birthday weekend. As the jet took off, one of the wheels on the back blew, right? Oh, my God. The wheel banged, it blew. The good thing is there's four wheels on the back and just one of them blew. They had to circle around for over two and a half, three hours, right,
Starting point is 00:08:37 to burn off all of the fuel because, you know, you don't want to land, do an emergency landing with a full tank of gas. The plane's heavy air and it's obviously more dangerous. They had to circle around. Imagine three hours on a plane circling simply because you know you're about to do an emergency landing. Anyway, they did the landing. It was safe. As she got off the plane, they had already prepared and stocked the fridge on another plane.
Starting point is 00:09:00 So she went off to one plane, straight on to the next. They moved the bags and off she went. So it was drama. Yeah, I'm torn here, Dean. Three hours on a private jet really doesn't sound that bad to me. The bit with the emergency landing
Starting point is 00:09:14 and not knowing whether you're going to survive, yeah, that's a bit terrifying. For me as someone who's not a good flyer, that sounds terrifying to me. Yeah, but again, good problems to have.
Starting point is 00:09:23 At least you're private. At least if you do freak out, no, there's no other people there. No regular people there. Yeah, but again, good problems to have. At least you're private, you know? At least if you do freak out, no, there's no other people there, you know, no regular people there. Yeah, imagine freaking out in front of the peasants. Oh, that's even worse.
Starting point is 00:09:33 You know what? If that happens, just kill me. You know what? Just kill me. What's going on with Lindsay Lohan? She's claiming her phone's
Starting point is 00:09:39 been hacked. Is that right? This is so good. The old someone took my phone trick. She is claiming someone hacked her Instagram and Twitter, both, got in and posted and tweeted some things under her name. And then, of course, all of a sudden, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:56 logged back out when she got the phone back. So here's what happened, right? So I reckon she's had a couple of wines. You know, we all have a few wines at night. She's gotten all wound up. Her mother was on Big Brother Celebrity America. So that's how, they must have been scraping the barrel for that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Like, Lindsay Lohan's mum, like, they'd run out of everyone. Anyway, so her mum didn't win. Another woman won for Tamar Braxton. Lindsay Lohan, sorry, the person who hacked her phone. Yes. She did things like, you know, Big Brother, you suck. You know, you should be watching Lohan Beach Club on MTV.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Plugged her own, you know, very nice of the hacker to plug Lindsay's own TV straight up. Yeah, that's nice hacking. That's polite hacking, yeah. That was nice. And then, of course, Tamar Braxton saying, you know, you're not a friend of women,
Starting point is 00:10:38 you're deceptive. You know, so obviously the hacker has a thing against Tamar Braxton. Interestingly, so does Lindsay Lohan. Oh, what a coincidence. Very, very fascinating. Yeah. It is very coincidental. Before, so does Lindsay Lohan. Oh, what a coincidence. Very, very fascinating. Yeah. It is very coincidental.
Starting point is 00:10:48 My phone's been hacked. Yeah. Someone hacked in. Well, hopefully she knows how to change her password. Why doesn't she just own it? She got drunk and put some stuff on Twitter, mate. We've all been there. However, there's an interesting opportunity here, Dean.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Of course, Matilda Rice has just pulled out of Dancing with the Stars because she's having a baby. Maybe we could get Lindsay Rice has just pulled out of Dancing with the Stars because she's having a baby. Maybe we could get Lindsay Lohan's mum for Dancing with the Stars New Zealand. What do you think? Here's what I know. She's free. She's got nothing else on. So she's good.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Here's what I know. I don't represent her, but she's keen. We can lock that deal in now. That is Dean McCarthy live with Spy from Hollywood. Thanks, Dean. We'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye, guys. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Bree and Clint's USA giveaway. Thanks to usasound.co.nz. They're giving away a $10,000 trip right now thanks to House of Travel. We've also got a trip to the USA to give away this week, but you have to correctly identify the five American celebrities making up this sentence. How does your USA sound? How does your USA sound?
Starting point is 00:11:55 You need all five to win. Real tough job to be first, Lucy, but you do have a chance at this. Yes, I hopefully can get some right. We need from you five names, five American celebrities, the five that you think make up that sentence there. Okay, can I guess Ariana Grande? Yes, Ariana Grande. Do you have a pen, Clint?
Starting point is 00:12:18 I'll just write this down so we can remember. Yeah, Ariana Grande. Who would you like to go with second? Miley Cyrus. You go with Miley Cyrus second? Yep. Kylie, yep. Calvin Harris.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Calvin Harris, yep. Sweet. And Halsey. Halsey, sure, yep. You've got one to go, Lucy. And Khalid. Khalid. Cool. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:46 We're just going to check that off for you. You, by my calculations, actually I'll let Bree bring it to you. You have you need five. In the right spot you got one. One's not too bad.
Starting point is 00:13:02 You did name two just not in the right spot in the sentence Oh, okay So I can tell you officially You got the first word Which was how, right And it is Ariana Grande There you go, you've definitely helped someone out with that
Starting point is 00:13:18 Great, I'll have to try again Yes, do try again Also, for the record, Calvin Harris is Scottish So he can't be in there He won't be in there We'll play again tomorrow and you can check this out have to try again. Yes, do try again. Call back through, Lucy. Also, for the record, Calvin Harris is Scottish, so... So he can't be in there. He won't be in there. We'll play again tomorrow and you can check this out
Starting point is 00:13:29 and try and win another prize at usasound.co.nz. Free in Clint. Anybody looking to buy their first home at the moment and maybe you're struggling because things are so expensive,
Starting point is 00:13:40 I've got an option for how you can get a cheaper house. Okay. This is, I mean, this is great. This is a great option. Get into the market. This could be me. Yeah, maybe you're looking to upgrade. how you can get a cheaper house. Okay. I mean, this is great. This is a great option. Get into the market.
Starting point is 00:13:46 This could be me. Yeah, maybe you're looking to upgrade. This is actually a very nice house. It's a former chapel that's been converted into a house. You know how sometimes you see those? And you go, wow, this is, it might have like, it'll have like big like. Haunted.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Wow. No, no, no one said that it's haunted. Yeah, just because no one's, yeah, they're trying to sell it. Well, the reason that they... And they haven't been able to sell it. They've actually just dropped the price. So this luxury house is now a whole lot cheaper. It has a cemetery in the front yard.
Starting point is 00:14:13 What? Not a big cemetery. 20 headstones and tombs. And of course, the bodies that are inside those those tombs as well so they're just in the front yard of the house and um no yeah no thanks but it has decreased the price of the house by 188 000 so i mean that'll take years off your mortgage is it also in the dead center of town oh yeah people are dying to get in there So, I mean, that'll take years off your mortgage. Is it also in the dead centre of town?
Starting point is 00:14:49 Oh, yeah, people are dying to get in there. It's high rise and low rise. Is it? Yeah. You can live top and bottom. Yeah, 12 feet up, 6 feet down. Oh, love it. Yeah, above ground, living and below ground.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Well, no living below ground, but... My best friend, her and her family, when I was about 10, built their house across the road from the main cemetery in town. Yeah. I refused to go there. Because it was that close to it. It's literally like their next door neighbours across the road. Yeah. All dead.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Well, you're too picky. You're never going to get a house at that rate. You've got to lower your expectations, Bree, to be able to get into the market. Okay? So, I mean, that's not for you. That've got to lower your expectations, Bree, to be able to get into the market. Okay? So, I mean, that's not for you. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Not for me, unfortunately. I've got another couple of house options for you that you might be more willing to do. Here we go. So, cemetery, no? That's a no.
Starting point is 00:15:34 No. What about a house that is on like a cliff? So, like sea views and stuff, but half the cliff is slipping off already. No! I'd rather the cemetery. What about the other way? What about a house but half the cliff is slipping off already. No! I'd rather the cemetery.
Starting point is 00:15:46 What about the other way? What about a house, but half of it is underwater? What do you mean? Like, the bottom level is flooded and stuff, like rising sea levels and stuff, but the top, still there, still dry at the moment. At the moment? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Keen? Is technically the bottom a pool? It could be a pool, yeah. It's got furniture and stuff in it, but yeah. No. No? Yeah. Keen? Is technically the bottom a pool? It could be a pool, yeah. It's got furniture and stuff in it, but yeah. Oh. Yeah. No. No? No.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Well, like I said, too picky. No house for you. You can rent. Bree and Clint. Looks like I'm going to have to buy a new Linn or something. Did you just intentionally name my suburb? Excuse me. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Story now out of Australia. A lady who has admitted to breaking into her boyfriend's house while he slept to steal something without permission. Okay. Oh, first thing that comes to mind for me. Is it an animal? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Usually on the Bree and Clint show, we would encourage you not to break into other people's houses. Not a good thing. This one, there's a bit of grey area. Okay, I haven't heard this story. It's open to interpretation. You want to be a good reason. Name's Jana.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Might be pronounced Jaina. Could be pronounced Jai Jai because she's Australian. Or Jana. Oh, could be Jana. Could be Jana. We don't know. She has broken into her ex-boyfriend's house while he slept because she felt the need to delete a nude from his phone
Starting point is 00:17:14 that he still had and she was no longer with him. Right. This is, yeah, didn't expect that. It is breaking and entering. It is... Against the law. Against the law. I don't know how digital property works.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Like once he possesses the photo and if you gave it to him, is that his possession? It's a photo of you. No, it's not. It shouldn't be. I don't believe there's now laws coming into play. I'm not exactly sure, but there's revenge porn laws. Oh, yeah, they already exist.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Which exist. And they're important. Yes. But just because he's got it doesn't mean he's going to use it. But we don't know the background. No, we don't know the background. We don't know if he was blackmailing her. No, we don't know if he was blackmailing her.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Which, I mean, if she's going to the extent of breaking in, I'm going to say there's probably some grey area. You say that. But you don't know. But you don't know. And also breakups can do crazy things to people. Oh, man. Like that little two-week period directly after a breakup,
Starting point is 00:18:14 whether it's a good breakup or a bad breakup, you ain't making any smart decisions. It's called a breakup blackout. Yeah, exactly. You wake up after two weeks and you're like, what did I do? No, there is no time in a woman's life when she is more likely to cut in a fringe than in that two-week period directly after a breakup. I've had a bulk fringe at one point.
Starting point is 00:18:35 You go to the hairdresser and you go. What have I done? They've taken a picture of Jessie J circa 2011. She looks good. I'm going to look good. Oh, this. And the hairdresser just puts one hand on your shoulder and goes, tough breakup.
Starting point is 00:18:48 You don't want to do this. One hand leans in and goes, what did he do? Tell me. You've paid your $65. I can cut the fringe or I'm happy just to listen to you for 30 minutes. That's how you can tell someone's going through a hard time in their life.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Just quickly, producers, what do you reckon? Is she in the right here? That is such a hard one because illegally she's obviously not allowed to do that. But I can understand the motivation for that completely. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I can see the drive of her and what made her do that. From all accounts, I think she got out of the house without being detected. And she's just admitted to it. She's got a podcast and she's talked about it on her podcast.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Producer Ben, if a girl broke into your house to delete a nude off your phone, well, first it would require some woman willing to show you themselves naked first. I mean, this is a hypothetical situation. Ben, a nude is when a girl... I know what a nude is, Bree.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I've been through your photos. Ben, a girl is someone who looks a little bit different to you. What happens in life is when sometimes... I'm kidding, Michael. Ben, a girl is that person in your life who pays for everything for you. It's what you like to call her, sugar mama. Ben's mic's off, he's done. Back to this breakup.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Are you on her side? Oh, I just, it's hard to know without knowing the full story. I am. Screw it. As long as she didn't damage anything else in the house,
Starting point is 00:20:18 the police aren't going to do anything about it. True. I definitely, I'm probably on her side. Yeah. I hope she knew it was iCloud password though. Yeah. I hope she knew his iCloud password though.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah, like how did she get in to his phone in the first place? Well, they were in a relationship. She probably scanned her finger into his iPhone. Right. Without him knowing. Here's a question for you this afternoon. What did a breakup make you do? What crazy thing, because usually that's what we're talking about, did a breakup make you do? Just in that, because usually that's what we're talking about,
Starting point is 00:20:46 did a breakup make you do? Just in that, might've been a two week period, might've been a bit longer for you. Might've been straight away. I'll share a story about myself if people are willing to share crazy stories about themselves. Have you got one? I've got one. A crazy post breakup story. Oh, it's not great. This was actually just before we broke up. Okay. This is what led to the breakup. 0800 dial ZM. You can text us on 9696 as well.
Starting point is 00:21:11 What did the breakup make you do? Bree and Clint. We asked you, what did a breakup make you do? The story that is making headlines, it's actually going worldwide at the moment because there's so much grey area involved. A lady, an Australian lady called Jaina, who broke into her ex-boyfriend's house while he slept to delete a nude of herself from his phone.
Starting point is 00:21:31 A lot of people can see why she did it. Yeah. But then other people are going, stay the hell out of my house, crazy lady. Breakups. I broke up with you. Breakups make you do crazy things. Yes. You literally go a little bit cray-cray for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:21:43 We've all been there. We've all gone through a breakup that's made you do things. We've asked you to share yours with us. What did a breakup make you do? Not surprisingly, no one is willing to talk on the radio, but we have a lot of really good texts. There's some real good texts. You've promised us a story that you did,
Starting point is 00:21:59 and I'd like to start with that one. Technically, we weren't broken up yet, but this is what led to the breakup. But I went into this mode where I was so crazy. I was dating this guy for a bit and I reckon for about a month he was leading me on and I knew that he was cheating on me with someone else. Like I just knew, like my gut...
Starting point is 00:22:21 Did you read his texts? No, I didn't. But there was a few people and a few whispers and I asked him straight out a couple of times and it was sending me crazy because all I wanted was the truth. And it got to the point where there's this one situation where he's texted me at seven o'clock at night and he said, hey babe, I'm going to bed. I've got a migraine. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Very unusual. I called up my friend Georgia and I told her, and at this point I literally was pulling my hair out because I was like, I can't, I just need the truth. She goes, I'm coming over. We're going to drive around to his house. So we get in the car
Starting point is 00:22:59 and we drive around to this guy's house. And the girl that I thought that he was seeing, we knew her car. Oh, no. Because we knew her, right? Yeah. We get to his house. And she wasn't his flatmate? No. Like she wasn't there for any other reason?
Starting point is 00:23:14 No. Yeah. His car, not there. Her car was there at his house. So we decided we would park up across the street and wait for them to get home. How long did you wait for? We waited two hours.
Starting point is 00:23:35 And can you imagine two girls sitting in the car just stewing and stewing? Anyway, he rocks up with this girl and we were in the darkness like down the street. Yeah. We literally saw them on the driveway hooking up. Brewing and stewing. Anyway, he rocks up with this girl and we were in the darkness, like down the street. Yeah. We've literally saw them on the driveway hooking up. You'd have to wait till they hooked up. We did.
Starting point is 00:23:53 You couldn't jump in before they were hooking up because otherwise he still hasn't done anything wrong, right? Yeah, we did. We've driven past. My friend has jumped out the window while she was hanging out the window just yelling abuse. And then I think he knew that we knew at that point. Did he admit it? Like by that stage, did he admit it?
Starting point is 00:24:11 Or did she go, no, she's feeding me Panadol orally for my migraine. You know what? He never actually admitted it. He still never admitted it. He still never did. Even when you saw him doing it? Even when we called him out. Well, you have to take him on his word, I guess.
Starting point is 00:24:25 We were in Rotorua over the weekend for Float Even when you saw him doing it? Even when we caught him out. Well, you have to take him on his word, I guess. Bree and Clint. We were in Rotorua over the weekend for Float and something happened to me that involved someone you might all know and recognise, PJ Polly Harding. Hi, PJ. Hi, PJ. Oh, God, what's happened? First of all, welcome back to the afternoons on ZM. Kia ora, everyone.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Kia ora. How are you doing? The people miss you. They say, come back, please. I'm nervous. What have I done? No, you haven't done anything. But I'm going to tell a story and then we're going to ask a real simple question.
Starting point is 00:24:58 All right. So we were in Rotorua. We went to float. It was a great day. Amazing. People were coming up wanting photos and stuff throughout the day, which was really lovely. Anyway, we've went out that night and we're at Lava Bar. What a classy establishment.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Oh, great times, yeah. In the middle of the dance floor, this guy, I've caught eyes with this guy and the look on his face was just pure excitement. And he was like, oh, my God. And he's rushed over to me and he's like, oh, my God, I can't believe this. And he's hugging me and he's so excited. He's absolutely stoked. You've got to remember at this stage, PJ Breeze, like, oh, my God,
Starting point is 00:25:37 another fan. How awkward. I was like, here we go. I was like, you want a photo? And he goes, you know what, PJ, you are my favourite radio host ever. What did you say? I hope you went along with it. I went, oh, that's so nice of you.
Starting point is 00:25:56 That's so nice. The story gets better. He then goes on to say, he goes, you know what, I don't care that you went to Aussie and went to Melbourne radio. I don't care. You're still my favourite radio host ever. He goes, are you? And then he started to quote radio stations in Australia
Starting point is 00:26:14 that he thought you had gone to. He goes, you're on the Fox in Melbourne, aren't you? And I said, no, it's Kiss, but yeah, no, that's me. PJ, the guy knows everything about you except maybe who you are. So it was quite incredible. Or what I look like. Yeah. Yeah, had no idea.
Starting point is 00:26:32 He's gotten it mixed up. We got a photo. He said, what's your Instagram handle? I just whipped out. I said, it's PJ DJ. I hope you did an autograph or something. I mean, he was nearly going to ask, but I actually slipped away just in time. She went one better.
Starting point is 00:26:47 She hooked up with him. No, you didn't. Did you? No. And he said, don't you have a boyfriend? I said, you know what? PJ doesn't need to know about this. For you, I'm single.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I'm a farmer. Here's the question, PJ. Yeah. Is that whole incident a compliment? Yes, 100%. Okay. For who? Is that whole incident A compliment Yes 100% For who For me I had to think about that one
Starting point is 00:27:15 To make sure I wasn't going to offend anyone A compliment for PJ That people love her so much No that's definitely a compliment For me And one more question Have you ever been confused People love her so much that they are... No, that's definitely a compliment for me. And one more question. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Have you ever been confused for Brie? That's a no. No. That would mean people would actually have to know who I am. No, I reckon, because you did like a lookalike for me the other day. You actually really look like Kesha. Oh, don't even say, don't you say that to her. Technically, PJ.
Starting point is 00:27:48 A pretty good version of Kesha. Now we both look like Kesha. PJ. See, I couldn't pull off the nose ring. She, PJ, Brie tells us enough that she looks like Kesha, okay? We don't need you saying it as well. Anyway, PJ, just thought I'd ring and let you know, you've got a boyfriend, he lives in Rotorua now, so.
Starting point is 00:28:02 What was his name? His name was Sam, so lovely guy. Shout out, Sam. You're welcome. He lives in Rotorua now. What was his name? His name was Sam. So lovely guy. Shout out, Sam. You're welcome. Good to talk to you, Bree. See you, Bree. Yeah, good day, guys.
Starting point is 00:28:11 She's got a little money, need a big boy. Bree and Clint. Hey, I need to tell you about this story that happened at Float yesterday. And I can't believe. Saturday. Saturday, sorry. My weekend's, yeah, all jumbled up. I've got no brain power left, as you can tell.
Starting point is 00:28:26 No one does. No one at ZM does today. We're at Float. In fact, the secret sound might get given away because everybody is so tired that Gary's going to give out some crazy clue that's going to reveal the whole thing. That's good enough.
Starting point is 00:28:38 We're at Float on Saturday, and we're having a great time, and there's thousands of people there. There's so many people, and it's where you can meet a lot's so many people and, you know, it's where you can meet a lot of people at a festival, which is awesome. And I ran into this guy and he came up to me and he said, oh, I love the show, like, you know, or whatever.
Starting point is 00:28:55 I mean, big fan. Is this the same story you just told three minutes ago with PJ? No, no, no. It's a different story. No, this is at float. I was going to say, how tired are you? We just had this conversation. No, this was at float. And I said, how's your day going? You know, are you having a had this conversation no this was at float and I said
Starting point is 00:29:05 how's your day going you know you're having a good day he goes yeah I've come out with a few mates like it's been really good he's like he goes best thing about today is I've met this girl that I'm really hitting it off with oh yeah and I said that's awesome love it this could be the start of a love story and I said where did you did you meet her? In the mosh pit. He goes, no, I met her on the Blue Lake in Rotorua floating. Oh, that's romantic. So romantic. Like their inflatable flamingos just drifted towards each other and bumped.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Exactly. Bumped and now boomed in love. And then I remembered, it's such a coincidence. I can't believe that there's a song that's being written. No, not again. No, this is legit. This is a song that we just played it and it's this song. Oh, baby, baby, I'm floating with a stranger.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I'm floating, I'm floating. What are the odds? What are the chances? What are the chances? Is it the most versatile song that anybody's ever made? I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry, I mean the original. The original, Sam Smith. Yeah, definitely the original, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:28 I mean, he's a lyrical wizard. You know, I don't even want to know if the story that set that whole thing up is real or not. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Don't care. Oh, mate. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Bree and Clint. Come back here. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Callback Heroes. This is Callback Heroes. We do it once a week where you have to call one person in your phone and if they call you back in 30 seconds, they hypothetically save your life. That's exactly what it is. It's a life or death situation. You just need them to put in the effort and return a call that you made.
Starting point is 00:31:06 They've got no reason to call you. But you also don't know that they're playing the game. No, they don't know they're playing the game. We've included a prize now, and it's for you, Victoria. If this person does call me back, you're going to win for yourself free mobile fuel, okay? Okay. The person I'm going with is my dad. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:24 And there's a very specific reason I'm using my dad He started a new job yesterday Which means He is working between the hours of 10pm and 7am at the morning Oh god So
Starting point is 00:31:36 At this time of day He's either just woken up From his day sleep Or he's still in bed Before he goes to work I don't know Either way He should think that a call at this hour
Starting point is 00:31:44 Is quite important right And he should call back Yeah call at this hour is quite important, right? And he should call back. Yeah, that's true. How do you reckon your chances are, Victoria? Bit of a tough one. He might think, fuck it, that, but. Well, good luck. Let's see if we can get you some fuel.
Starting point is 00:31:56 This is my dad, Ace. Hello, Dad. Hello. Where are you? What's that noise? I'm at work You're at work now Hang on Bring me back in about
Starting point is 00:32:10 30 seconds Oh okay So he's flipped the game on me And now I have to call him back Did he know we were playing? He's good at this game He's like I've heard it before You call me back Okay then I better call him back then What's he doing we were playing? He's good at this game. He's like, I've heard it before. You call me back.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Okay, then I better call him back then. What's he doing at work now? So if he answers here. Does he win? Do I win? I don't know. Why are you at work now? I thought your new hours meant you were working in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 00:32:45 You're working all day of the year. You're working all night and all day. Hey, actually, you know how I just called you back? Yeah. I've got a surprise for you. Can you call me straight back? Yeah. Okay, call me straight back. Start the timer. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:04 All right. I think I called him back in about 15 seconds. You said call me Okay Alright I think I called him back in about 15 seconds You said call me straight back 20 seconds Yeah So he should call back Big question Oh
Starting point is 00:33:14 He's got him He's got him It's all over Dad Hello Congratulations You just won Oh nice work
Starting point is 00:33:23 You just won a prize for somebody on the radio. Did I? Yeah. Oh, you've done it, mate. What a champion. What a legend. That's all. Sounds like you're working 24-7, so I'll let you go.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Bye, Clint's dad. Yeah. All right. See you, Dad. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Dad. Clint's dad just won you some mobile fuel.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Yeah, well done. Awesome, mate. Thank you, Dad. Clint's dad just won you some mobile fuel. Yeah, well done. Awesome, mate. Thank you so much. That was the most confusing game of phone tag I've ever been a part of. I love how your dad just... It was pretty entertaining. Yeah. Clint's dad just had no idea what was going on.
Starting point is 00:33:56 All right, thank you. You know my favourite bit was when you were like, hey, can you call me straight back? No questions. He was just like, yeah, all right. Yeah, this is what we do. Parents and family, eh? Yeah, there you go. Okay. Dad, if you're listening straight back? No questions. He was just like, yeah, all right. Yeah, this is what we do. Parents and family, eh? Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Okay. Dad, if you're listening, please take a break. Sounds like you need it. Get on him. Yeah, have some time off. Hard working, Dad. Wait there. We're going to get you some mobile fuel, Victoria.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Congratulations. Thank you. Bree and Clint. All went down on the weekend. ZM's float, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet. What an incredible day. What an amazing event that the ZM team pulled off. And what an amazing moment for our little team here at the Bree and Clint show.
Starting point is 00:34:31 We had one dream. We started it four weeks ago, mate. There's four heartbeats that worked on this dream. I mean, five, because Kings was probably the main heartbeat. So over the top. But yeah, you're right. No, but it was. Four heartbeats?
Starting point is 00:34:44 We put in a lot of work. Yeah. We right. No, but it was. We put in- Four heartbeats. We put in a lot of work. Yeah. We did. Blood, sweat, tears. We did. And it all built to our moment at Float where we performed at 2.09pm on the main stage. Quite unique in that it was the only performance at Float completely built by the people of New Zealand. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:01 The name of the act, the outfits. The music in the set. The hit single, all put together by people who listen to ZM. What we're going to do is we're going to listen to a little journey that will take us all the way up to our live set, okay? Covering off the day beforehand and everything that goes down. And then the full nine minute and 45 second DJ set recorded live. So this is from the actual day.
Starting point is 00:35:28 At Float. Here we go. The Hot Mess Express. The greatest DJ duo in all the land. I love them so much. Five hours to go. We've just opened the gates and people are showing up with their floaties. There's a lot of people coming in, but you know, we're a group for the people.
Starting point is 00:35:43 So we're just greeting the people. I don't see any other artists here doing that so we're just trying to win a few people over before we suck it up on stage. The Hot Mess Express isn't here. They're meeting Bri and Clint. The Hot Mess Express isn't here yet. They'll arrive just before their set. I'm here to see the Hot Mess Express.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Oh yes! The Hot Mess Express! The Hot Mess Express. Three hours to go. We've just inspected the stage to see if there's enough room for the whip. And there's not, but we're still going to do it. So... You know when your butthole puckers up real tight?
Starting point is 00:36:14 Yeah, it's about that mood for me. Do you know who the Hot Mess Express is? No, when are they playing? Biggest fan of the Hot Mess Express in the world. I really love the Hot Mess Express. Two hours to go. We're just discussing with the stage manager what are details like when we get our inflatable shark DJs out.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Also, when to fire the T-shirt cannon. So I'm shooting a T-shirt cannon between Bree's legs. So pretty much I'm birthing a T-shirt on stage. And we haven't practised it with a live T-shirt gun yet, so there's a strong chance I could shoot a T-shirt into Bree's lady bits. How was the set? Good? Bree's pregnant with a Hot Mess Express T-shirt?
Starting point is 00:36:52 What's your favourite Hot Mess Express song? All of them. You know, I just love them all. Send It. That's a banger. One hour to go. We just talked to... Sachi.
Starting point is 00:37:03 And to be honest, watching them makes me really nervous because they know how to work a crowd. They actually know what they're doing. We'll climb the scaffolding, like the speaker stand like some kind of rock star. You can do that, can't you? Yeah, I can do that. But then you'll leave me to actually DJ by myself, which we haven't
Starting point is 00:37:20 practiced at all. Have we rehearsed enough? I need a drink. Hot Mess Express! Hot Mess Express! I? I need a drink. Hot Mess Express! Hot Mess Express! I'm a Hot Mess Express! Hot Mess Express! 15 minutes to go. Feeling a bit nervous.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Bree's going to do a nervous poo. You've got to remember, I'm an experienced DJ. This is my everyday. For Bree, this is the first time. So it's going to be pretty special for her. I literally just did a nervous poo. I'm absolutely shitting my pants. There's so many people here, so, you know, what could go wrong?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Showtime. Here we go. Deep breaths, everyone. Enjoy this. This won't last long. In fact, they've never played to an audience of more than 39 people. So, it's a first for them. Make some noise for the Hot Mess Express. Woo! Thank you. All aboard the Heartmast Express.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Destination unknown. Here we go, boys! Are you ready? 1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4 I know you want me You know I want ya I know you want me You know I want ya
Starting point is 00:39:37 I know you want me You know I want ya I know you want me You know I want ya 1, 2, I know you want me. You know I want to. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Stick to the back on my way to the top. Well, Pitt got it locked from goose to the lock.
Starting point is 00:39:53 The RIP are big in park. That he's not a dead Jesus. Label flop, but Pitt won't stop. Got her in a cockpit playing with bits. Now watch me make a movie like Albert Hitchcock. Enjoy me. You know I want to, want to. cockpit playing with this now watch me make a movie like albert hitchcock enjoy me i know you want me you know i want you I'm losing it. I'm losing it This is America
Starting point is 00:40:52 Don't catch you slipping up Don't catch you slipping up Look what I'm whipping up This is America Don't catch you slipping up Don't catch you slipping up Look what I'm whipping up This is America, don't catch you slippin' up, don't catch you slippin' up, look what I'm whippin' up, this is America, don't catch you slippin' up, look how I'm livin' up, oh, this be trippin' up. This is your time, boys, it's here! We're the hot mess express! Are you ready for a rain mess? ច្រូវតែរសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា� We're breaking free
Starting point is 00:42:52 We're soaring, flying There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach If we're trying, Yeah, we're breaking free We're breaking free We're breaking free Flying And I'm starting heading We can reach
Starting point is 00:43:16 If we're trying Yeah, we're breaking free Oh, we're breaking free Alright, how we going? Oh, Brianna Oh, Brianna Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Briana Alright!
Starting point is 00:44:31 This is where we wanna really see it! Oh, Brianna. Where the modis at? This is a runner-up special. You all know at least two of these words. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Starting point is 00:45:18 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! This is it! This is it! This is it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, single Shout out to kings singing if you know the words We're all underdates, so we're just gonna send it Never had a raise, but we're still gonna send it We could go for days, we just wanna send it Let me see ya Send it Send it
Starting point is 00:46:18 We could go for days, we just wanna send it Send it Send it Was that a ship? We made this chat with kings. What do you reckon? Should we bring them out? No, that's not enough.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Do you want kings out here right now? Come on out, Coons! Plus, our big pyrotechnic finale. Get ready. Send it! Send it! Here we go, here we go. We're a lot to pay, so we're just gonna send it! Never had a raise, so we're just gonna send it!
Starting point is 00:47:29 We could go for days, we just wanna send it! One, two, three, four! We just wanna stand back One more time, float all together We just wanna stand back What about that? What about that? That's the first time you and I have heard that. If you didn't make it to float,
Starting point is 00:48:09 that is our full DJ set that Hot Mess Express recorded live. It features Kings. It also features a whip at the end, which went off. It went perfect. You can hear me cracking the whip a few times. I nearly hit you in the back at one point. That was, I'm really, well done by the way.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I'm really happy with that. And I'm getting goosebumps and there's a lot of people on the text machine who have come on this journey with us where we started it four weeks ago and we really appreciate all the support. Like it's actually really, it was a really special moment
Starting point is 00:48:38 for it all to come together. I agree, I agree. And without like giving ourselves too much big ups, if you want that DJ set, you can get it. We've put it on SoundCloud. Producer Ben is going to make it at least streamable, if not downloadable. And if you want it, you can swipe up on our Instagram story now.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Now, what do we do for Float 2020? Mate, back to the drawing board. Maybe we should start a rock band. Right. Anything's possible, mate. I can play the recorder. Last week, I put an idea to you, Brie. I organised very generously, I thought, free dinner for you.
Starting point is 00:49:17 I thought, amazing. I love food. Yeah, and then you turned me down. Then you go and say no to an invitation like that. Because you said I had to go to somewhere naked and eat dinner. That's why I said no. Yeah, it's naked dining. It's coming to Auckland.
Starting point is 00:49:32 It could spread too. There is a company. Oh, don't say spread. Wouldn't have said that word. It could grow. Oh God. That's also a word I would have avoided. Lisa. This is a real thing though, right? Yeah, Lisa is part of a team who are organising naked dining.
Starting point is 00:49:48 It's a group of people who will have dinner together completely naked. I offered it to you. I've organised with Lisa a seat for you at the table. And I'm going to pay for your meal. I'll pay for your meal. And it's BYO. I'll even give you a six-pack to take with you. No. I'll send for your meal. No. And it's BYO. I'll even give you a six pack to take with you.
Starting point is 00:50:05 No. I'll send you a link after. Yeah. That's brilliant. Bree will be doing naked dining. I'm not panicking. Naked dining, sorry.
Starting point is 00:50:12 No, I'm not. Obviously, I stayed very calm and declined the offer. To be honest, I'm not surprised and I don't blame you because I would have said no. No, I would have said no too.
Starting point is 00:50:20 I'm just not a, I'm not from a naked family. No. We've talked about that on our show before. We've talked about naked families before. Some people, some families, very normal. I wasn't in like a family like that.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Lisa maintains this is not a sexual thing too, by the way. It's more just an experiential thing. You get sat at a table of eight people. Yes. So you can attend this alone. You don't have to even take a date. No. You go by yourself and they'll put the seating plan together and you'll be sat at a table of eight people. Yes. So you can attend this alone. You don't have to even take a date. No. You go by yourself and they'll put the seating plan together
Starting point is 00:50:46 and you'll be sat at a table of eight others. You get an apron to begin with. So you arrive and then you change into an apron and it's up to you when you remove the apron. I'm giving you this information because I've managed to organise two seats at the next naked dining experience. Because we want someone to go along
Starting point is 00:51:07 and report back to us because we need to know what it's like. Exactly. I want someone to do it and tell us exactly what goes on at this thing. So, here's the call out New Zealand. Do you want to go to dinner in Auckland this Saturday night? You and the person that we organise
Starting point is 00:51:24 to go with you. You won't be going by yourself. You're not going alone, but you will be going with the complete stranger. Yeah. That we've also organised. We can maybe give you some input over who that stranger is. We might be able to do that. We're thinking a date.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Yeah, we're thinking a date. We're thinking a first date that we organise and you're completely naked. A naked first date. A naked first date. So let's start the search right now. 0800 dial ZM. Is this something you're interested in? Maybe you're not completely convinced yet
Starting point is 00:51:55 and you've got a few questions for us. That's fine too. Maybe you're chomping at the bit. You are ready to go. This is you in a nutshell. Don't say nutshell. Yeah, I wouldn't have said nutshell. But if you're keen, 0800 dial ZM.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Let's see if we can find the first of our dangers right now. Well, the phones are ringing. Yes, I'm so excited. They have more courage than me. Yeah, absolutely. We can keep you anonymous if you need to be. At some point, you're going to get naked, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yeah. Let's see who's keen. 0800 dial ZM. Put the call out there. 0800 dial ZM. Are you willing to go naked dining with a complete stranger? First date situation. You're both naked.
Starting point is 00:52:42 You have to eat a meal together. More than that with six other naked strangers at your table and probably 60 other naked strangers in the room I don't know if the waiters
Starting point is 00:52:54 are naked or not I don't know if that's a health if that's like a health and safety issue surely they would be well surely the chef's not naked no you'd hope not
Starting point is 00:53:02 imagine he's sizzling away what are we having for dinner sausages oh um we have had quite a big response already Surely the chef's not naked. No, you'd hope not. Imagine he's sizzling away. What are we having for dinner? Sausages. Oh! We have had quite a big response already. It's happening this Saturday in Auckland. I'm surprised. I mean, this terrifies me, this idea.
Starting point is 00:53:15 We're going to be able to send some people. First person who's keen was AJ, but he's chickened out. That's okay. Next person who's keen is Chevy. Hello. Hello. Hi. Are you comfortable naked, Chevy?
Starting point is 00:53:29 Yeah, I'm comfortable with my body. Yeah. And you're keen for a free meal? Yeah, you had me at six pack. That's a six pack of beer. Not necessarily on the person you're dating. You know that, eh? Oh, that's what I'm speaking of.
Starting point is 00:53:43 That's a bonus. Okay. Have you got much naked that, eh? Oh, that's what I'm speaking of. That's a bonus. Okay. Have you got much naked experience, Chevy? Oh, a bit of topless, waitressing, my younger days. Okay. Okay. So this is not foreign to you. Okay, you're a strong contender.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Let's go to AJ. AJ, are you there? Oh, g'day, mate. AJ, you're back, mate. Yeah, I'm back, mate. Why are you're back, mate. Yeah, I'm back, mate. Why are you interested in this? Why does this tickle your fancy? Well, I tell you what.
Starting point is 00:54:11 I decided that 2019 was the year that I'd throw myself at absolutely anything that came to me. So why not give it a jab? And here we are. I love that, AJ. You're in a yes-man situation, I understand. You could meet your dream person on this date. Sorry, what was that?
Starting point is 00:54:29 You could meet your life partner on this naked first date. Exactly, you never know. AJ's got a great attitude. I like AJ, he sounds nice. Charlotte, you're interested in this. You're interested in a free dinner in a room full of naked strangers and you're one of them. Yes, I'm so keen. Oh wow, you're really keen're one of them. Yes, I'm so keen. Oh, wow, you're really keen.
Starting point is 00:54:46 So you're very comfortable. Yeah, I'm really keen. I just want to know what the dinner conversation is going to be like. It's going to be so hilarious. So where did you get them pierced? Yeah, exactly. I'll be like, um, okay. What's some dangerous food to eat naked as well?
Starting point is 00:55:00 We've had a text that said soup is a risky option. Sushi. Sushi. Chopsticks. Okay. Wasabi, wasabi. Charlotte, do you like the sound of AJ?
Starting point is 00:55:10 Yeah, he sounds cool. Yeah, cool. Okay. There's lots of people keen for this. Lachlan, hi. Seeking on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Are you keen, Lachlan, for a free meal? I'm only keen as much. Are you like a nudist? Do you go to nude beaches? Do you hang out nude? Do you sunbathe nude in your own backyard? Nah, just rock the old stubbies
Starting point is 00:55:29 and my six-pack on the lawn, mate. Lachlan, you proud of what you got? Oh, yeah. Love the gym. Hi. The gym can't build one of those muscles. I instantly was like, hey. You all right?
Starting point is 00:55:40 Hey. Hey. All right, Lachy's in. One more. Jay, hello. Hi, Jay. Yeah, how's it going? How are you?
Starting point is 00:55:47 A lot of guys came. Are you surprised? Kind of. I definitely thought we'd get more guys than girls straight away. Not because of the naked thing, but just because of generally when you do these things, it's kind of hard to get the guys on board for the dates. Jay, what's your dating game like when you're not naked? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:05 I don't mean to be cocky, but it's not too bad. So you've got good chat, Jay? I try to. It depends how pissed I am. Would you describe yourself as a scucks? Maybe. I don't know much for sure. Okay, all right, cool.
Starting point is 00:56:19 We've got a lot of good entries there. This is what we're going to do. We're going to go away tonight. We should just get a whole table. Yeah, well, can we? Can we get a whole table? Can we get a is what we're going to do. We're going to go away tonight. We should just get a whole table. Yeah, well, can we? Can we get a whole table? Can we get a whole table? I'd love that.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Okay, leave us with this. We'll bring at least one person back tomorrow to the show and then we'll find a date for that person, a naked person, to date them this weekend. A whole table could be excellent.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Why not? There's so much interest. Let's just get a whole team of naked people to go along. We could just put a table in the studio. Well, we could do that. In the lead-up.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Have I gone overboard? Hey, I'm single. I'm keen. All right, we need this for a Monday. What was top of the charts on your 16th birthday? We figure that out, then we play the best one in full. Mm-hmm. Late birthday banger today, too.
Starting point is 00:57:09 We're busy playing our own DJ set. You know, it was quite long. Sorry, guys. It was nine and a half minutes, so from start to finish. Kind of pushes the day out. Let's go to Veronica. Hi, Veronica. Hi, Veronica.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Hi. What's your birthday, Veronica? 1st of January, 1978. Okay, Veronica, you were 16 in 1994 on the 5th of January, and this is your birthday banger. Hey, and a hero comes along with the strength to carry on. You got Mariah Carey, Hero.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Yeah. That is an absolute anthem. What a ballad. You'd be happy with that, wouldn't you, from 1994? Yeah, not too bad. Pretty good. Okay, cool. Let's see what else we can get. Welcome to Birthday Banger, Jaylene. Hi, Jaylene. Hi, it's Jaylene. How are you? Good. What's your birthday? 29th of March, 1980. Okay. You were 16 in 1996 on the 29th of March. And on that day, this was top of the charts. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:58:13 That is very good. Everyone knows the start of that song. Someone played this at the float after party live and it went off. It did go off. It absolutely went off. It's such a sing-along. Yeah, I'm happy with it. Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Wonderwall Oasis. Is it bigger than Mariah Carey? Let's find out one more. Hey, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Bailey? Second of 1295. Okay, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Bailey? Oh, shit. Second of the 12th, 95th.
Starting point is 00:58:46 Okay, Bailey, you were 16 in 2011 on the 2nd of December, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, I'm just looking for a good night. Oh. Woo! Ha-ha! Oh. X-Factor or Australian Idol?
Starting point is 00:59:02 Aussie X-Factor winner, Reece Mastin. Reece Mastin, yeah. I'm undecided. I don't know. Yeah, I know. It's a hard one, isn't it? Yeah. Because it's been long enough too.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Oh, this is hard. Because those other two songs are great. Those other two songs are great. Reece Mastin is a real novelty though. It is. When was the last time you heard Reece Mastin, right? I couldn't tell you. A long time ago. But is. When was the last time you heard Rhys Mastin, right? I couldn't tell you. A long time ago.
Starting point is 00:59:27 But is it better than Wonderwall? Is it better than Mariah Carey? Arguably, no. It's not a better song, but it's probably a better... I do like it. Yeah. What are you voting for?
Starting point is 00:59:38 It's just, you can hear Wonderwall, I think, most times you go out to a bar. Yeah. It'll probably come on, right? Mariah Carey. I know what you're leaning towards.
Starting point is 00:59:49 I can't believe I'm leaning towards Reece Mastin. I can't not vote for Wonderwall, though. Okay, you know if you go against me, it's going to go to Ellie, and she's 100% going to choose Reece Mastin. I'm sticking by my choice. I've got to vote for Oasis, Wonderwall. Producer Ellie. Oh, I know what's coming here. I mean, you know what I'm going by my choice. You're sticking by your choice. I've got to vote for Oasis. Wonderful. Producer Ellie. Oh, I know what's coming here.
Starting point is 01:00:06 I mean, you know what I'm going to pick. He's a novelty. We never get to hear him. Here he is. It's Reece Mastin. Bailey. Yes. Here's your birthday bagger, mate.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Thank you. I tried. I tried to stop this. Can you not talk over Reeys Mastin, please? Mate. Show some goddamn respect. Oasis Wonderwall? Are you joking?
Starting point is 01:00:33 And we played that. I'm glad. I'm happy we did that. You're joking me. Mixed reaction on the text. But it stands out, you know. Not for the good reasons. It's got a bit of difference.
Starting point is 01:00:44 It's got that je ne sais quoi about it. Oasis, Wonderwall, arguably one of the greatest songs of all time. Oh, calm down. Come on. It's pretty good. Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you. By now you should have somehow realised what you got to do. Come on, everyone!
Starting point is 01:01:06 I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now Rhys Mastin, arguably the greatest musician Australia has ever produced. Guy Sebastian. Some say Australian Lord. Stop that! You stop that! Guy Sebastian would slap you in your face. In fact, maybe he's better than Lord. Lord never. You stop that. Guy Sebastian would slap you in your face. In fact, maybe he's better than Lord.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Lord never won X Factor. What about Sia? Sia, Sia. Jess Balboa. Jess who? Reese. Reese. God damn, Mastin.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Plus, Oasis are over. Reese's career is still going. Don't you talk about Oasis. I'm going to get so rolled up. Oasis are over. Reece's career is still going. Don't you talk about Oasis. I'm going to get so rolled up. Oasis have broken up. You don't talk about Oasis. Reece Mastin hasn't broken up. We don't even know where Reece Mastin is.
Starting point is 01:01:56 I'm pretty sure he's working at a servo somewhere. That's fine. I'll give you a chorus. Because maybe you're going to be the one that saves me. That saves me. And after all, I'm just a kid. No! No!
Starting point is 01:02:19 You, that is disgusting. There you go, I fixed your song. I'm so angry. Bree and Clint. If you can do 40 push-ups as a male or any more than 40. Are you right there, producer Ben? Sorry, I was just adjusting my chair to come up. Do you know how you're an audio producer?
Starting point is 01:02:36 Do you know how microphones work? You can't grab them. Don't rub yourself. It was the back of my T-shirt. We're on the radio. Don't rub yourself against them. This is the guy that holds the mic every break. Yeah, I rip the mic.
Starting point is 01:02:47 All right, we're not having a family fight, guys. Ben, run at me. Hey, Ben, are you all right? I'm fine. Listen to how grumpy he is. He's tired. Everyone's really tired from a big weekend. We've had a big weekend.
Starting point is 01:03:02 But hey, Ben, suck it up. You're a goddamn professional. Continue, Bray. Where are you at? So there's a study from a big weekend. We've had a big weekend. But hey, Ben, suck it up. You're a goddamn professional. Continue, Brie. So there's a study that's been done that if you do over 40 push-ups, if you can do over 40 push-ups as a male, you're way less likely to be susceptible to cardiovascular disease. We interpreted that as 40 non-stop, right? Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:22 No knees touching the ground, no wrists. Yes. Also, if you can't do more than 10, you're in big trouble. We thought our take on that was we would all do it as a team, producer Ellie, producer Ben, me and you, Clint, and we would see who is the unfittest. Oh, shit. Yeah. I'm oh shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I'm really worried. So, as a control, what we did was we went off in pairs. Me and Ellie went and monitored each other and we filmed ourselves for safety if there's any arguments. Yep. And Bree, you and Ben went and did yours together. Yes. I know Ellie's number.
Starting point is 01:04:02 She knows my number. I know Ben's and he knows mine. Okay, cool. So we're all legit. Now. I know Ali's number. She knows my number. I know Ben's and he knows mine. Okay, cool. So we're all legit. Now, this is the wager. Least push-ups does the beep test. Oh, I don't want to. Because you've got to get fit.
Starting point is 01:04:14 You're obviously the least fit in the team. You've got to get fit. We'll do a beep test. The beep test haunts me. Yeah. And we want a good showing in this beep test too. We want you to put in real effort. So, above six. What? And we want a good showing in this beep test too Like we want you to put in real effort So
Starting point is 01:04:25 Above six What? A six is hard Especially when you're in your late 20s Who wants to go first with their number? Should I not? Oh, should I not? Clint, you go first
Starting point is 01:04:37 I don't think you want me to go first Oh, look at you So confident Producer Ben, you can go first I've actually got some audio. Don't play it. There's no point. I was puffing really hard.
Starting point is 01:04:49 I'll hear a little bit. I'll hear a little bit. This is at the end. Just leave it. Don't play it. This is at the end of Producer Ben's push-up set. Here we go. 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40.
Starting point is 01:05:06 One more. 41. I was going 41. Nice, Ben. 41. Well done, mate. That's awesome. Yeah, it was not that bad, but I was really struggling.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Yeah, but you did the 40. You did the 40. You're good. Yeah, I felt right to go 40 and then that's it. Okay. You're in. You're in. Nailed it.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Brie, you can go next. All right, producer Ben, what are the results? Brie got 20. Oh! Oh, no! I've got the least! No, you might not. I can't remember what I got.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Producer Ellie. No, I got 17. No. Yes. No. I'm not doing the big test. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 01:05:59 You might not need to. I haven't did my number yet. No, no. I'm going to have to do it. I got... No, no. I'm going to have to do it. I got... Yeah, 43. Yeah! Cheer up, Producer Ellie.
Starting point is 01:06:13 I'm not doing it. I'm not. I'm not. We will bring you the audio of Producer Ellie doing the beep test. Can someone text us, please, and tell us what a good number for the beep test is? Not for an athlete, just for a, how old are you?
Starting point is 01:06:27 26. 26-year-old female. I know. That does no fitness or anything whatsoever, ever. This is going to be a real test for you. I know for a fact,
Starting point is 01:06:36 back home in Aussie, to make the Australian police, you need to get at least a 10. Yeah, yeah. I could do that when I was 17. I don't know if I could do that when I was 18. I think aim for a 5. 17, that's how many push-ups you did too.

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