ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 18th 2019
Episode Date: February 18, 2019Float – The Hot Mess ExpressPost Malone remix ‘wow’Dean McCarthy Live from LAHow does your USA sound – Day1Would you buy this house?What did your breakup make you do?Bree was mistaken as PJFlo...ating with a strangerCallback heroes!Our full FLOAT setNaking Dining – want to do it?Birthday Banger!The team does push upsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
Hello, Tame.
Producer Ben, do we put Birthday Banger in the podcast?
Yeah, it's in there.
It's in there?
Yeah.
I also have another question for Producer Ben, because we played our full, we performed
at Float, the DJ duo, the Hot Mess Express, first gig, and we played our full live set
that happened at Float on the show today.
Are you putting the full set on the podcast uh
you guys can hear me yeah yeah i can't hear myself i don't know why uh this is really weird to talk
with that uh yeah i am you can hear his own thoughts yeah i am i'm gonna put it on the podcast
wait cool yeah you can stop talking now okay cool just kidding thanks producer ben appreciate that Okay, cool. Just kidding. Thanks, Producer Ben. Appreciate that. The reason I asked about Birthday Banger is because,
I'm not going to spoil it, but the decision is somewhat controversial.
You and Ellie made a terrible decision today.
Look, your song doesn't get played.
The one that you want, it doesn't get played.
The song that I choose does.
We come back at the end and we start playing your song.
Someone has texted through and said play the whole song you skinny gimp and to be fair to be honest they're talking to me i'm just happy to be called skinny
over oasis what are you doing spoiler well you know they're gonna hear it anyway what a
spoiler they might not get to that you might as well tell everybody we did a Post Malone Owen Wilson remix in the show
today too.
We changed wow by Post Malone into wow.
Oh, spoiler.
You might as well tell everybody that the secret sound is the sound of a matchbox car
being dropped on a hard stone bench.
Yep.
That was one today.
Is that the sound?
Is that the sound?
Is that the actual sound?
Is it? Here's the podcast? Is that the sound? Is that the actual sound? Is it?
Here's the podcast.
Is it?
ZM.
Let's go.
Now let me see you dance.
ZM's Brie and Clint.
Hello, everybody.
We're coming to you live from the Blue Lake in Rotorua.
We didn't make it back.
We slept on the beach all weekend.
The Hot Mess Express.
We did it again yesterday.
Another one.
No one was there.
But, you know, that's DJ life.
That's rock stars.
That's what we do now.
God, we went hard, didn't we?
We rocked that Blue Lake.
We rocked it real good.
Just kidding.
We drove back to Auckland yesterday and slept for about 14 hours.
What a great weekend.
What an absolute way to top off the last four weeks.
We have a special treat for you today.
We are going to bring you the Hot Mess Express
DJ set from start to finish
recorded live at Float.
Because you guys have been on the journey with us
and if you weren't able to make it to Float,
we wanted you guys to be there
with us as we took the stage
in front of four and a half thousand people.
Five o'clock after ZM's
secret sound, the Hot Mess Express
live from float.
The full nine minutes 45.
The whole set.
You'll hear it live.
And if you blink, you might miss some of it.
So that's coming up.
Obviously, we'll be doing Secret Sound again today.
Four o'clock and five o'clock.
Did we get a jackpot this morning?
Do we know where that's at?
Do we know how much money we're sitting on?
Not just yet.
We'll catch up with Soundkeeper Gary soon. He did say there could be a jackpot this morning? Do we know where that's at? Do we know how much money we're sitting on? Not just yet. We'll catch up with Soundkeeper Gary soon.
He did say there could be a jackpot coming today.
So maybe that'll happen in our show, actually.
Hopefully it's at four.
Next, some bits from Float.
Yeah.
If you were there,
we're going to recap on some of the best bits
that went down after this.
And we've also got a super cut of our set
if you're not able to listen after five.
So you guys get to hear a bit of what went down at Float
in the Hot Mess Express set.
Super cut.
We use those terms now because we're DJs, so, you know.
We're like, Lord, you know that song Super Cut?
Yeah.
It's a super cut of us.
Hey!
We'll do it next.
Bree and Clint.
All cut plates.
Bree and Clint.
Speaking of the Hot Mess Express, it all went down on float on
saturday the end to a four-week journey a dream one team four heartbeats keep going there we were
mate yeah on saturday 209 p.m on the dot the main stage stage afloat. 2.09 to 2.19.
Literally.
And not a minute longer.
I've got an article here, actually.
This was published in the New Zealand Herald the day after the event,
and they've focused on our set in particular.
It says,
Festival goers rushed to the stage to witness a fleeting performance
from the Hot Mess Express,
a DJ duo comprised of ZM Radio hosts Bree and Clint.
Did I tell you what happened backstage?
What?
There was a girl there from the local paper in Rotorua
and she was interviewing one of the guys from Bali Brigada.
Yeah.
And I was standing there.
We'd already done our set and she goes,
Oh, is your other half of the Hot Mess Express here?
I'd love to interview you guys for the local paper.
The Daily Post.
The Daily Post.
That's the best and only paper in Rotorua.
I don't think she knew we were radio DJs.
Oh, okay.
And not a real group.
What do you mean not a real group?
This is the bit you've got to realise, mate.
If you tell people you're a real group, you're a real group.
This is the thing about being a DJ.
And if you can take anything away from this four-week journey
that we've all been on, as soon as you call yourself a DJ,
you're a DJ.
That's the best bit about being a DJ.
Like, to call yourself a guitarist, you have to be able to play the guitar.
To call yourself a DJ, just say you're a DJ
and then get on stage and play some music. Boom, you're a DJ.
I thought you were going to say the thing we've learned over the last four weeks is
you can polish any turd.
Well, that too.
You know?
We have a special bit of our performance. We're going to give you the whole live set
at five o'clock today, just after Secret Sound.
And it's actually the audio from Float.
It's a live recording.
So you can hear the audience. You can hear us on stage. You should be
able to hear the whip. The whip, yes. You should be
able to hear the crack of the bullwhip in there.
But we've got a little clip here.
This is us just before,
well not just before, in the lead up
to our performance.
Five hours to go. We've just opened the gates
and people are showing up with their floaties.
There's a half deflated unicorn. I hope
that didn't pop in the car.
There's a lot of people coming in,
but, you know, we're a group for the people,
and that's what we're about.
So we're just greeting the people.
I don't see any other artists here doing that,
so we're just trying to win a few people over
before we suck it up on stage.
The Hot Mess Express isn't here.
They're meeting Brie and Clint.
Hot Mess Express isn't here yet.
They'll arrive just before they're set.
If you missed it
you can hear the whole thing
like we said
live on ZM
at 5 o'clock
this evening
Bree and Clint
breaking
brand new Post Malone
yeah this is exciting
hasn't been played
anywhere in New Zealand yet
it's a remix
it's a ZM exclusive
it's been done
by the Hot Mess Express
I can't believe
the Hot Mess Express
off the back
has sent it
already releasing new stuff
already dropping remixes like
real DJs. Crazy. They've taken
the brand new Post Malone track, Wow.
What a tune, right?
Banger. And they've also
organised a collab.
This is big. This is quite big, yeah.
A-list celebrity. You'll know him from
Hollywood. His name's Owen Wilson. This is the. This is quite big, yeah. A-list celebrity. You know him from Hollywood.
His name's Owen Wilson.
This is the debut of the Post Malone,
Owen Wilson, Hot Mess Express remix.
Wow. Wow.
That's hot.
That's fire.
You know what that needs?
Brilliant.
You know what it needs?
What?
It's going to take off.
It's big.
Wow.
That's it.
That's the whole gag, guys.
That's the whole joke. The whole gag. All right. That's the whole gag, guys. That's the whole joke.
The whole gag.
All right, what's next?
Dean McCarthy's next.
Let's go to LA and catch up with Dean McCarthy for Spy.
Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz
Hello, Dean.
Hope you had a good weekend.
What's the breaking news out of Hollywood to do with Jennifer Aniston and her private jet? Oh, my goodness, Dean. Hope you had a good weekend. What's the breaking news out of Hollywood to do with Jennifer Aniston
and her private jet?
Oh, my goodness, guys.
This is what you call rich people problems.
Here's what happened this morning.
No, it's got a good ending, so no need to stress too much.
But what happened, she and 11 of her friends were taking off
on a private jet for Carbo.
Okay, fabulous, right?
Birthday weekend.
As the jet took off, one of the wheels on the back blew, right?
Oh, my God.
The wheel banged, it blew.
The good thing is there's four wheels on the back and just one of them blew.
They had to circle around for over two and a half, three hours, right,
to burn off all of the fuel because, you know,
you don't want to land, do an emergency landing with a full tank of gas.
The plane's heavy air and it's obviously more dangerous.
They had to circle around.
Imagine three hours on a plane circling simply because you know you're about to do an emergency landing.
Anyway, they did the landing.
It was safe.
As she got off the plane, they had already prepared and stocked the fridge on another plane.
So she went off to one plane, straight on to the next.
They moved the bags and off she went.
So it was drama.
Yeah, I'm torn here, Dean.
Three hours on a private jet
really doesn't sound
that bad to me.
The bit with the emergency landing
and not knowing
whether you're going to survive,
yeah, that's a bit terrifying.
For me as someone
who's not a good flyer,
that sounds terrifying to me.
Yeah, but again,
good problems to have.
At least you're private.
At least if you do freak out, no, there's no other people there. No regular people there. Yeah, but again, good problems to have. At least you're private, you know? At least if you do freak out,
no, there's no other people there,
you know,
no regular people there.
Yeah, imagine freaking out
in front of the peasants.
Oh, that's even worse.
You know what?
If that happens,
just kill me.
You know what?
Just kill me.
What's going on
with Lindsay Lohan?
She's claiming her phone's
been hacked.
Is that right?
This is so good.
The old someone
took my phone trick.
She is claiming someone hacked her Instagram and Twitter, both,
got in and posted and tweeted some things under her name.
And then, of course, all of a sudden, you know,
logged back out when she got the phone back.
So here's what happened, right?
So I reckon she's had a couple of wines.
You know, we all have a few wines at night.
She's gotten all wound up.
Her mother was on Big Brother Celebrity America.
So that's how, they must have been scraping the barrel for that one.
Yeah.
Like, Lindsay Lohan's mum, like, they'd run out of everyone.
Anyway, so her mum didn't win.
Another woman won for Tamar Braxton.
Lindsay Lohan, sorry, the person who hacked her phone.
Yes.
She did things like, you know, Big Brother, you suck.
You know, you should be watching
Lohan Beach Club on MTV.
Plugged her own, you know,
very nice of the hacker
to plug Lindsay's own TV straight up.
Yeah, that's nice hacking.
That's polite hacking, yeah.
That was nice.
And then, of course, Tamar Braxton saying,
you know, you're not a friend of women,
you're deceptive.
You know, so obviously the hacker
has a thing against Tamar Braxton.
Interestingly, so does Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, what a coincidence.
Very, very fascinating. Yeah. It is very coincidental. Before, so does Lindsay Lohan. Oh, what a coincidence. Very, very fascinating.
Yeah.
It is very coincidental.
My phone's been hacked.
Yeah.
Someone hacked in.
Well, hopefully she knows how to change her password.
Why doesn't she just own it?
She got drunk and put some stuff on Twitter, mate.
We've all been there.
However, there's an interesting opportunity here, Dean.
Of course, Matilda Rice has just pulled out of Dancing with the Stars
because she's having a baby. Maybe we could get Lindsay Rice has just pulled out of Dancing with the Stars because she's having a baby.
Maybe we could get Lindsay Lohan's mum for Dancing with the Stars New Zealand.
What do you think?
Here's what I know.
She's free.
She's got nothing else on.
So she's good.
Here's what I know.
I don't represent her, but she's keen.
We can lock that deal in now.
That is Dean McCarthy live with Spy from Hollywood.
Thanks, Dean.
We'll talk to you tomorrow.
Bye, guys.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint's USA giveaway.
Thanks to usasound.co.nz.
They're giving away a $10,000 trip right now thanks to House of Travel.
We've also got a trip to the USA to give away this week,
but you have to correctly identify the five American celebrities
making up this sentence.
How does your USA sound?
How does your USA sound?
You need all five to win.
Real tough job to be first, Lucy, but you do have a chance at this.
Yes, I hopefully can get some right.
We need from you five names, five American celebrities,
the five that you think make up that sentence there.
Okay, can I guess Ariana Grande?
Yes, Ariana Grande.
Do you have a pen, Clint?
I'll just write this down so we can remember.
Yeah, Ariana Grande.
Who would you like to go with second?
Miley Cyrus.
You go with Miley Cyrus second?
Yep.
Kylie, yep.
Calvin Harris.
Calvin Harris, yep.
Sweet.
And Halsey.
Halsey, sure, yep.
You've got one to go, Lucy.
And Khalid.
Khalid.
Cool. Okay.
We're just going to check that off for you.
You, by my calculations, actually
I'll let Bree bring it to you. You have
you need five.
In the
right spot
you got one.
One's not too bad.
You did name two
just not in the right spot in the sentence
Oh, okay
So I can tell you officially
You got the first word
Which was how, right
And it is Ariana Grande
There you go, you've definitely helped someone out with that
Great, I'll have to try again
Yes, do try again
Also, for the record, Calvin Harris is Scottish
So he can't be in there He won't be in there We'll play again tomorrow and you can check this out have to try again. Yes, do try again. Call back through, Lucy. Also, for the record, Calvin Harris is Scottish, so...
So he can't be in there.
He won't be in there.
We'll play again tomorrow
and you can check this out
and try and win another prize
at usasound.co.nz.
Free in Clint.
Anybody looking to buy
their first home
at the moment
and maybe you're struggling
because things are so expensive,
I've got an option
for how you can get
a cheaper house.
Okay.
This is, I mean,
this is great.
This is a great option.
Get into the market. This could be me. Yeah, maybe you're looking to upgrade. how you can get a cheaper house. Okay. I mean, this is great. This is a great option. Get into the market.
This could be me.
Yeah, maybe you're looking to upgrade.
This is actually a very nice house.
It's a former chapel that's been converted into a house.
You know how sometimes you see those?
And you go, wow, this is, it might have like,
it'll have like big like.
Haunted.
Wow.
No, no, no one said that it's haunted.
Yeah, just because no one's, yeah, they're trying to sell it.
Well, the reason that they...
And they haven't been able to sell it.
They've actually just dropped the price.
So this luxury house is now a whole lot cheaper.
It has a cemetery in the front yard.
What?
Not a big cemetery.
20 headstones and tombs.
And of course, the bodies that are inside those those tombs as well so
they're just in the front yard of the house and um no yeah no thanks but it has decreased the price
of the house by 188 000 so i mean that'll take years off your mortgage
is it also in the dead center of town oh yeah people are dying to get in there So, I mean, that'll take years off your mortgage.
Is it also in the dead centre of town?
Oh, yeah, people are dying to get in there.
It's high rise and low rise.
Is it?
Yeah.
You can live top and bottom.
Yeah, 12 feet up, 6 feet down.
Oh, love it.
Yeah, above ground, living and below ground.
Well, no living below ground, but... My best friend, her and her family, when I was about 10,
built their house across the road from the main cemetery in town.
Yeah.
I refused to go there.
Because it was that close to it.
It's literally like their next door neighbours across the road.
Yeah.
All dead.
Well, you're too picky.
You're never going to get a house at that rate.
You've got to lower your expectations, Bree,
to be able to get into the market.
Okay?
So, I mean, that's not for you. That've got to lower your expectations, Bree, to be able to get into the market. Okay? So, I mean,
that's not for you.
That's fine.
Not for me, unfortunately.
I've got another couple
of house options for you
that you might be more
willing to do.
Here we go.
So, cemetery, no?
That's a no.
No.
What about a house
that is on like a cliff?
So, like sea views and stuff,
but half the cliff
is slipping off already.
No!
I'd rather the cemetery. What about the other way? What about a house but half the cliff is slipping off already. No! I'd rather the cemetery.
What about the other way? What about a house, but
half of it is underwater?
What do you mean?
Like, the bottom level
is flooded and stuff, like rising sea
levels and stuff, but the top, still
there, still dry at the moment.
At the moment? Yeah.
Keen? Is technically the bottom a pool?
It could be a pool, yeah. It's got furniture and stuff in it, but yeah. No. No? Yeah. Keen? Is technically the bottom a pool? It could be a pool, yeah.
It's got furniture and stuff in it, but yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
No.
No?
No.
Well, like I said, too picky.
No house for you.
You can rent.
Bree and Clint.
Looks like I'm going to have to buy a new Linn or something.
Did you just intentionally name my suburb?
Excuse me.
Bree and Clint.
Story now out of Australia.
A lady who has admitted to breaking into her boyfriend's house
while he slept to steal something without permission.
Okay.
Oh, first thing that comes to mind for me.
Is it an animal?
No.
Okay.
Usually on the Bree and Clint show,
we would encourage you not to break into other people's houses.
Not a good thing.
This one, there's a bit of grey area.
Okay, I haven't heard this story.
It's open to interpretation.
You want to be a good reason.
Name's Jana.
Might be pronounced Jaina.
Could be pronounced Jai Jai because she's Australian.
Or Jana.
Oh, could be Jana.
Could be Jana.
We don't know.
She has broken into her ex-boyfriend's house while he slept
because she felt the need to delete a nude from his phone
that he still had and she was no longer with him.
Right.
This is, yeah, didn't expect that.
It is breaking and entering.
It is...
Against the law.
Against the law.
I don't know how digital property works.
Like once he possesses the photo and if you gave it to him,
is that his possession?
It's a photo of you.
No, it's not.
It shouldn't be.
I don't believe there's now laws coming into play.
I'm not exactly sure, but there's revenge porn laws.
Oh, yeah, they already exist.
Which exist.
And they're important.
Yes.
But just because he's got it doesn't mean he's going to use it.
But we don't know the background.
No, we don't know the background.
We don't know if he was blackmailing her.
No, we don't know if he was blackmailing her.
Which, I mean, if she's going to the extent of breaking in,
I'm going to say there's probably some grey area.
You say that.
But you don't know.
But you don't know.
And also breakups can do crazy things to people.
Oh, man.
Like that little two-week period directly after a breakup,
whether it's a good breakup or a bad breakup,
you ain't making any smart decisions.
It's called a breakup blackout.
Yeah, exactly.
You wake up after two weeks and you're like, what did I do?
No, there is no time in a woman's life when she is more likely to cut in a fringe
than in that two-week period directly after a breakup.
I've had a bulk fringe at one point.
You go to the hairdresser and you go.
What have I done?
They've taken a picture of Jessie J circa 2011.
She looks good.
I'm going to look good.
Oh, this.
And the hairdresser just puts one hand on your shoulder
and goes, tough breakup.
You don't want to do this.
One hand leans in and goes, what did he do?
Tell me.
You've paid your $65.
I can cut the fringe or I'm happy just to listen to you
for 30 minutes.
That's how you can tell someone's going through
a hard time in their life.
Just quickly, producers, what do you reckon?
Is she in the right here?
That is such a hard one because illegally she's obviously not allowed to do that.
But I can understand the motivation for that completely.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I can see the drive of her and what made her do that.
From all accounts, I think she got out of the house without being detected.
And she's just admitted to it.
She's got a podcast and she's talked about it on her podcast.
Producer Ben, if a
girl broke into your house
to delete a nude off your phone, well, first
it would require some woman willing to show you
themselves naked first. I mean, this is a hypothetical
situation. Ben, a nude is when
a girl...
I know what a nude is, Bree.
I've been through your photos.
Ben, a girl is someone who looks a little bit different to you.
What happens in life is when sometimes...
I'm kidding, Michael.
Ben, a girl is that person in your life who pays for everything for you.
It's what you like to call her, sugar mama.
Ben's mic's off, he's done.
Back to this breakup.
Are you on her side?
Oh, I just,
it's hard to know
without knowing the full story.
I am.
Screw it.
As long as she didn't damage
anything else in the house,
the police aren't going to do
anything about it.
True.
I definitely,
I'm probably on her side.
Yeah.
I hope she knew
it was iCloud password though. Yeah. I hope she knew his iCloud password though.
Yeah, like how did she get in to his phone in the first place?
Well, they were in a relationship.
She probably scanned her finger into his iPhone.
Right.
Without him knowing.
Here's a question for you this afternoon.
What did a breakup make you do?
What crazy thing, because usually that's what we're talking about, did a breakup make you do? Just in that, because usually that's what we're talking about,
did a breakup make you do? Just in that, might've been a two week period, might've been a bit longer
for you. Might've been straight away. I'll share a story about myself if people are willing to share
crazy stories about themselves. Have you got one? I've got one. A crazy post breakup story. Oh,
it's not great. This was actually just before we broke up.
Okay.
This is what led to the breakup.
0800 dial ZM.
You can text us on 9696 as well.
What did the breakup make you do?
Bree and Clint.
We asked you, what did a breakup make you do?
The story that is making headlines,
it's actually going worldwide at the moment
because there's so much grey area involved.
A lady, an Australian lady called Jaina, who broke into her ex-boyfriend's house while
he slept to delete a nude of herself from his phone.
A lot of people can see why she did it.
Yeah.
But then other people are going, stay the hell out of my house, crazy lady.
Breakups.
I broke up with you.
Breakups make you do crazy things.
Yes.
You literally go a little bit cray-cray for a little bit.
We've all been there.
We've all gone through a breakup that's made you do things.
We've asked you to share yours with us.
What did a breakup make you do?
Not surprisingly, no one is willing to talk on the radio,
but we have a lot of really good texts.
There's some real good texts.
You've promised us a story that you did,
and I'd like to start with that one.
Technically, we weren't broken up yet,
but this is what led to the breakup.
But I went into this mode where I was so crazy.
I was dating this guy for a bit
and I reckon for about a month he was leading me on
and I knew that he was cheating on me with someone else.
Like I just knew, like my gut...
Did you read his texts?
No, I didn't.
But there was a few people and a few whispers and I asked him straight out a couple of times and it was sending me crazy because all I
wanted was the truth. And it got to the point where there's this one situation where he's
texted me at seven o'clock at night and he said, hey babe, I'm going to bed. I've got a migraine.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Very unusual. I called up my friend Georgia and I told
her, and at this point I literally was pulling my hair out because I was like, I can't, I just need
the truth. She goes, I'm coming over. We're going to drive around to his house. So we get in the car
and we drive around to this guy's house. And the girl that I thought that he was seeing, we knew her car.
Oh, no.
Because we knew her, right?
Yeah.
We get to his house.
And she wasn't his flatmate?
No.
Like she wasn't there for any other reason?
No.
Yeah.
His car, not there.
Her car was there at his house.
So we decided we would park up across the street
and wait for them to get home.
How long did you wait for?
We waited two hours.
And can you imagine two girls sitting in the car just stewing and stewing?
Anyway, he rocks up with this girl and we were in the darkness
like down the street. Yeah. We literally saw them on the driveway hooking up. Brewing and stewing. Anyway, he rocks up with this girl and we were in the darkness,
like down the street.
Yeah.
We've literally saw them on the driveway hooking up.
You'd have to wait till they hooked up.
We did.
You couldn't jump in before they were hooking up because otherwise he still hasn't done anything wrong, right?
Yeah, we did.
We've driven past.
My friend has jumped out the window while she was hanging out the window
just yelling abuse.
And then I think he knew that we knew at that point.
Did he admit it?
Like by that stage, did he admit it?
Or did she go, no, she's feeding me Panadol orally for my migraine.
You know what?
He never actually admitted it.
He still never admitted it.
He still never did.
Even when you saw him doing it?
Even when we called him out.
Well, you have to take him on his word, I guess.
We were in Rotorua over the weekend for Float Even when you saw him doing it? Even when we caught him out. Well, you have to take him on his word, I guess. Bree and Clint.
We were in Rotorua over the weekend for Float and something happened to me that involved someone you might all know
and recognise, PJ Polly Harding.
Hi, PJ.
Hi, PJ.
Oh, God, what's happened?
First of all, welcome back to the afternoons on ZM.
Kia ora, everyone.
Kia ora.
How are you doing?
The people miss you.
They say, come back, please.
I'm nervous.
What have I done?
No, you haven't done anything.
But I'm going to tell a story and then we're going to ask a real simple question.
All right.
So we were in Rotorua.
We went to float.
It was a great day.
Amazing.
People were coming up wanting photos
and stuff throughout the day, which was really lovely. Anyway, we've went out that night
and we're at Lava Bar. What a classy establishment.
Oh, great times, yeah.
In the middle of the dance floor, this guy, I've caught eyes with this guy and the look
on his face was just pure excitement. And he was like, oh, my God.
And he's rushed over to me and he's like, oh, my God,
I can't believe this.
And he's hugging me and he's so excited.
He's absolutely stoked.
You've got to remember at this stage, PJ Breeze, like, oh, my God,
another fan.
How awkward.
I was like, here we go.
I was like, you want a photo?
And he goes, you know what, PJ, you are my favourite radio host ever.
What did you say?
I hope you went along with it.
I went, oh, that's so nice of you.
That's so nice.
The story gets better.
He then goes on to say, he goes, you know what,
I don't care that you went to Aussie and went to Melbourne radio.
I don't care.
You're still my favourite radio host ever.
He goes, are you?
And then he started to quote radio stations in Australia
that he thought you had gone to.
He goes, you're on the Fox in Melbourne, aren't you?
And I said, no, it's Kiss, but yeah, no, that's me.
PJ, the guy knows everything about you except maybe who you are.
So it was quite incredible.
Or what I look like.
Yeah.
Yeah, had no idea.
He's gotten it mixed up.
We got a photo.
He said, what's your Instagram handle?
I just whipped out.
I said, it's PJ DJ.
I hope you did an autograph or something.
I mean, he was nearly going to ask, but I actually slipped away just in time.
She went one better.
She hooked up with him.
No, you didn't.
Did you?
No.
And he said, don't you have a boyfriend?
I said, you know what?
PJ doesn't need to know about this.
For you, I'm single.
I'm a farmer.
Here's the question, PJ.
Yeah.
Is that whole incident a compliment?
Yes, 100%. Okay. For who? Is that whole incident A compliment Yes 100%
For who
For me
I had to think about that one
To make sure I wasn't going to offend anyone
A compliment for PJ
That people love her so much
No that's definitely a compliment
For me
And one more question Have you ever been confused People love her so much that they are... No, that's definitely a compliment for me.
And one more question.
Yeah.
Have you ever been confused for Brie?
That's a no.
No.
That would mean people would actually have to know who I am.
No, I reckon,
because you did like a lookalike for me the other day.
You actually really look like Kesha. Oh, don't even say, don't you say that to her.
Technically, PJ.
A pretty good version of Kesha.
Now we both look like Kesha.
PJ.
See, I couldn't pull off the nose ring.
She, PJ, Brie tells us enough that she looks like Kesha, okay?
We don't need you saying it as well.
Anyway, PJ, just thought I'd ring and let you know,
you've got a boyfriend, he lives in Rotorua now, so.
What was his name?
His name was Sam, so lovely guy. Shout out, Sam. You're welcome. He lives in Rotorua now. What was his name? His name was Sam.
So lovely guy.
Shout out, Sam.
You're welcome.
Good to talk to you, Bree.
See you, Bree.
Yeah, good day, guys.
She's got a little money, need a big boy.
Bree and Clint.
Hey, I need to tell you about this story that happened at Float yesterday.
And I can't believe.
Saturday.
Saturday, sorry.
My weekend's, yeah, all jumbled up.
I've got no brain power left, as you can tell.
No one does.
No one at ZM does today.
We're at Float.
In fact, the secret sound might get given away
because everybody is so tired
that Gary's going to give out some crazy clue
that's going to reveal the whole thing.
That's good enough.
We're at Float on Saturday,
and we're having a great time,
and there's thousands of people there.
There's so many people,
and it's where you can meet a lot's so many people and, you know,
it's where you can meet a lot of people at a festival, which is awesome.
And I ran into this guy and he came up to me and he said,
oh, I love the show, like, you know, or whatever.
I mean, big fan.
Is this the same story you just told three minutes ago with PJ? No, no, no.
It's a different story.
No, this is at float.
I was going to say, how tired are you?
We just had this conversation.
No, this was at float.
And I said, how's your day going? You know, are you having a had this conversation no this was at float and I said
how's your day going you know you're having a good day he goes yeah I've come out with a few
mates like it's been really good he's like he goes best thing about today is I've met this girl
that I'm really hitting it off with oh yeah and I said that's awesome love it this could be the
start of a love story and I said where did you did you meet her? In the mosh pit.
He goes, no, I met her on the Blue Lake in Rotorua floating.
Oh, that's romantic.
So romantic.
Like their inflatable flamingos just drifted towards each other and bumped.
Exactly.
Bumped and now boomed in love.
And then I remembered, it's such a coincidence.
I can't believe that there's a song that's being written.
No, not again.
No, this is legit.
This is a song that we just played it and it's this song.
Oh, baby, baby, I'm floating with a stranger.
I'm floating, I'm floating. What are the odds?
What are the chances?
What are the chances?
Is it the most versatile song that anybody's ever made?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry, I mean the original.
The original, Sam Smith.
Yeah, definitely the original, yeah.
I mean, he's a lyrical wizard.
You know, I don't even want to know if the story that set that whole thing up is real or not.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
Don't care.
Oh, mate.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Come back here. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Callback Heroes.
This is Callback Heroes.
We do it once a week where you have to call one person in your phone
and if they call you back in 30 seconds, they hypothetically save your life.
That's exactly what it is.
It's a life or death situation.
You just need them to put in the effort and return a call that you made.
They've got no reason to call you.
But you also don't know that they're playing the game.
No, they don't know they're playing the game.
We've included a prize now, and it's for you, Victoria.
If this person does call me back, you're going to win for yourself free mobile fuel, okay?
Okay.
The person I'm going with is my dad.
Okay.
And there's a very specific reason
I'm using my dad
He started a new job yesterday
Which means
He is working between the hours of
10pm and 7am at the morning
Oh god
So
At this time of day
He's either just woken up
From his day sleep
Or he's still in bed
Before he goes to work
I don't know
Either way
He should think that a call at this hour
Is quite important right And he should call back Yeah call at this hour is quite important, right?
And he should call back.
Yeah, that's true.
How do you reckon your chances are, Victoria?
Bit of a tough one.
He might think, fuck it, that, but.
Well, good luck.
Let's see if we can get you some fuel.
This is my dad, Ace.
Hello, Dad.
Hello.
Where are you?
What's that noise?
I'm at work You're at work now
Hang on
Bring me back in about
30 seconds
Oh okay
So he's flipped the game on me
And now I have to call him back
Did he know we were playing?
He's good at this game
He's like I've heard it before You call me back Okay then I better call him back then What's he doing we were playing? He's good at this game. He's like, I've heard it before.
You call me back.
Okay, then I better call him back then.
What's he doing at work now?
So if he answers here.
Does he win?
Do I win?
I don't know.
Why are you at work now?
I thought your new hours meant you were working in the middle of the night.
You're working all day of the year.
You're working all night and all day.
Hey, actually, you know how I just called you back? Yeah. I've got a surprise for you.
Can you call me straight back?
Yeah. Okay, call me straight back.
Start the timer.
Okay.
Okay.
All right. I think I called him back in about 15 seconds. You said call me Okay Alright
I think I called him back in about 15 seconds
You said call me straight back
20 seconds
Yeah
So he should call back
Big question
Oh
He's got him
He's got him
It's all over
Dad
Hello
Congratulations
You just won
Oh nice work
You just won a prize for somebody on the radio.
Did I?
Yeah.
Oh, you've done it, mate.
What a champion.
What a legend.
That's all.
Sounds like you're working 24-7, so I'll let you go.
Bye, Clint's dad.
Yeah.
All right.
See you, Dad.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Dad.
Clint's dad just won you some mobile fuel.
Yeah, well done. Awesome, mate. Thank you, Dad. Clint's dad just won you some mobile fuel. Yeah, well done.
Awesome, mate.
Thank you so much.
That was the most confusing game of phone tag I've ever been a part of.
I love how your dad just...
It was pretty entertaining.
Yeah.
Clint's dad just had no idea what was going on.
All right, thank you.
You know my favourite bit was when you were like,
hey, can you call me straight back?
No questions.
He was just like, yeah, all right.
Yeah, this is what we do.
Parents and family, eh? Yeah, there you go. Okay. Dad, if you're listening straight back? No questions. He was just like, yeah, all right. Yeah, this is what we do. Parents and family, eh?
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
Dad, if you're listening, please take a break.
Sounds like you need it.
Get on him.
Yeah, have some time off.
Hard working, Dad.
Wait there.
We're going to get you some mobile fuel, Victoria.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Bree and Clint.
All went down on the weekend.
ZM's float, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet.
What an incredible day.
What an amazing event that the ZM team pulled off.
And what an amazing moment for our little team here at the Bree and Clint show.
We had one dream.
We started it four weeks ago, mate.
There's four heartbeats that worked on this dream.
I mean, five, because Kings was probably the main heartbeat.
So over the top.
But yeah, you're right.
No, but it was.
Four heartbeats?
We put in a lot of work. Yeah. We right. No, but it was. We put in- Four heartbeats. We put in a lot of work.
Yeah.
We did.
Blood, sweat, tears.
We did.
And it all built to our moment at Float where we performed at 2.09pm on the main stage.
Quite unique in that it was the only performance at Float completely built by the people of New Zealand.
Yeah.
The name of the act, the outfits.
The music in the set.
The hit single, all put together by people who listen to ZM.
What we're going to do is we're going to listen to a little journey
that will take us all the way up to our live set, okay?
Covering off the day beforehand and everything that goes down.
And then the full nine minute and 45 second DJ set recorded live.
So this is from the actual day.
At Float.
Here we go.
The Hot Mess Express.
The greatest DJ duo in all the land.
I love them so much.
Five hours to go.
We've just opened the gates and people are showing up with their floaties.
There's a lot of people coming in, but you know, we're a group for the people.
So we're just greeting the people.
I don't see any other artists here doing that so we're just trying to win a few people over
before we suck it up on stage.
The Hot Mess Express isn't here.
They're meeting Bri and Clint.
The Hot Mess Express isn't here yet.
They'll arrive just before their set.
I'm here to see the Hot Mess Express.
Oh yes!
The Hot Mess Express!
The Hot Mess Express.
Three hours to go.
We've just inspected the stage to see if there's enough room for the whip.
And there's not, but we're still going to do it.
So...
You know when your butthole puckers up real tight?
Yeah, it's about that mood for me.
Do you know who the Hot Mess Express is?
No, when are they playing?
Biggest fan of the Hot Mess Express in the world.
I really love the Hot Mess Express.
Two hours to go.
We're just discussing with the stage manager
what are details like when we get our inflatable shark DJs out.
Also, when to fire the T-shirt cannon.
So I'm shooting a T-shirt cannon between Bree's legs.
So pretty much I'm birthing a T-shirt on stage.
And we haven't practised it with a live T-shirt gun yet,
so there's a strong chance I could shoot a T-shirt into Bree's lady bits.
How was the set?
Good?
Bree's pregnant with a Hot Mess Express T-shirt?
What's your favourite Hot Mess Express song?
All of them.
You know, I just love them all.
Send It.
That's a banger.
One hour to go.
We just talked to...
Sachi.
And to be honest, watching them makes me
really nervous because they know how to
work a crowd. They actually know what they're doing.
We'll climb the scaffolding, like the
speaker stand like some kind of rock star.
You can do that, can't you? Yeah, I can do that.
But then you'll leave me to actually
DJ by myself, which we haven't
practiced at all.
Have we rehearsed enough? I need a drink.
Hot Mess Express! Hot Mess Express! I? I need a drink. Hot Mess Express!
Hot Mess Express!
I'm a Hot Mess Express!
Hot Mess Express!
15 minutes to go.
Feeling a bit nervous.
Bree's going to do a nervous poo.
You've got to remember, I'm an experienced DJ.
This is my everyday.
For Bree, this is the first time.
So it's going to be pretty special for her.
I literally just did a nervous poo.
I'm absolutely shitting my pants.
There's so many people here, so, you know, what could go wrong?
Showtime.
Here we go.
Deep breaths, everyone.
Enjoy this.
This won't last long.
In fact, they've never played to an audience of more than 39 people.
So, it's a first for them.
Make some noise for the Hot Mess Express. Woo! Thank you. All aboard the Heartmast Express.
Destination unknown.
Here we go, boys! Are you ready?
1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4
I know you want me
You know I want ya
I know you want me
You know I want ya
I know you want me
You know I want ya
I know you want me
You know I want ya 1, 2, I know you want me. You know I want to.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Stick to the back on my way to the top.
Well, Pitt got it locked from goose to the lock.
The RIP are big in park.
That he's not a dead Jesus.
Label flop, but Pitt won't stop.
Got her in a cockpit playing with bits.
Now watch me make a movie like Albert Hitchcock.
Enjoy me. You know I want to, want to. cockpit playing with this now watch me make a movie like albert hitchcock enjoy me
i know you want me you know i want you I'm losing it.
I'm losing it This is America
Don't catch you slipping up
Don't catch you slipping up
Look what I'm whipping up
This is America
Don't catch you slipping up
Don't catch you slipping up
Look what I'm whipping up This is America, don't catch you slippin' up, don't catch you slippin' up, look what I'm whippin' up, this is America, don't catch you slippin' up, look how I'm livin' up, oh, this be trippin' up.
This is your time, boys, it's here! We're the hot mess express! Are you ready for a rain mess? ច្រូវតែរសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសារសានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា� We're breaking free
We're soaring, flying
There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach
If we're trying, Yeah, we're breaking free
We're breaking free
We're breaking free
Flying
And I'm starting heading
We can reach
If we're trying
Yeah, we're breaking free
Oh, we're breaking free
Alright, how we going?
Oh, Brianna Oh, Brianna
Oh, Brianna.
Oh, Brianna. Briana
Alright!
This is where we wanna really see it! Oh, Brianna.
Where the modis at?
This is a runner-up special. You all know at least two of these words. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
This is it!
This is it! This is it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, single
Shout out to kings singing if you know the words We're all underdates, so we're just gonna send it Never had a raise, but we're still gonna send it We could go for days, we just wanna send it
Let me see ya
Send it
Send it
We could go for days, we just wanna send it
Send it
Send it
Was that a ship?
We made this chat with kings.
What do you reckon?
Should we bring them out?
No, that's not enough.
Do you want kings out here right now?
Come on out, Coons!
Plus, our big pyrotechnic finale.
Get ready.
Send it!
Send it!
Here we go, here we go.
We're a lot to pay, so we're just gonna send it! Never had a raise, so we're just gonna send it!
We could go for days, we just wanna send it!
One, two, three, four! We just wanna stand back
One more time, float all together
We just wanna stand back
What about that?
What about that?
That's the first time you and I have heard that.
If you didn't make it to float,
that is our full DJ set that Hot Mess Express recorded live.
It features Kings.
It also features a whip at the end,
which went off.
It went perfect.
You can hear me cracking the whip a few times.
I nearly hit you in the back at one point.
That was, I'm really, well done by the way.
I'm really happy with that.
And I'm getting goosebumps
and there's a lot of people on the text machine
who have come on this journey with us
where we started it four weeks ago
and we really appreciate all the support.
Like it's actually really,
it was a really special moment
for it all to come together.
I agree, I agree.
And without like giving ourselves too much big ups,
if you want that DJ set, you can get it.
We've put it on SoundCloud.
Producer Ben is going to make it at least streamable,
if not downloadable.
And if you want it, you can swipe up on our Instagram story now.
Now, what do we do for Float 2020?
Mate, back to the drawing board.
Maybe we should start a rock band.
Right.
Anything's possible, mate.
I can play the recorder.
Last week, I put an idea to you, Brie.
I organised very generously, I thought, free dinner for you.
I thought, amazing.
I love food.
Yeah, and then you turned me down.
Then you go and say no to an invitation like that.
Because you said I had to go to somewhere naked
and eat dinner. That's why
I said no. Yeah, it's naked dining.
It's coming to Auckland.
It could spread too.
There is a company. Oh, don't say spread.
Wouldn't have said that word.
It could grow. Oh God.
That's also a word I would have avoided.
Lisa.
This is a real thing though, right?
Yeah, Lisa is part of a team who are organising naked dining.
It's a group of people who will have dinner together
completely naked.
I offered it to you.
I've organised with Lisa a seat for you at the table.
And I'm going to pay for your meal.
I'll pay for your meal.
And it's BYO.
I'll even give you a six-pack to take with you. No. I'll send for your meal. No. And it's BYO. I'll even give you a six pack to take with you.
No.
I'll send you a link after.
Yeah.
That's brilliant.
Bree will be doing
naked dining.
I'm not panicking.
Naked dining, sorry.
No, I'm not.
Obviously, I stayed very calm
and declined the offer.
To be honest,
I'm not surprised
and I don't blame you
because I would have said no.
No, I would have said no too.
I'm just not a,
I'm not from a naked family.
No.
We've talked about that
on our show before.
We've talked about naked families before.
Some people, some families, very normal.
I wasn't in like a family like that.
Lisa maintains this is not a sexual thing too, by the way.
It's more just an experiential thing.
You get sat at a table of eight people.
Yes.
So you can attend this alone.
You don't have to even take a date.
No.
You go by yourself and they'll put the seating plan together and you'll be sat at a table of eight people. Yes. So you can attend this alone. You don't have to even take a date. No. You go by yourself and they'll put the seating plan together
and you'll be sat at a table of eight others.
You get an apron to begin with.
So you arrive and then you change into an apron
and it's up to you when you remove the apron.
I'm giving you this information because I've managed to organise
two seats at the next naked dining experience.
Because we want someone
to go along
and report back to us because we need to know
what it's like. Exactly. I want someone to do it
and tell us exactly what goes on at this thing.
So, here's the call out
New Zealand. Do you want to go
to dinner in Auckland
this Saturday night?
You and the person that we organise
to go with you.
You won't be going by yourself.
You're not going alone, but you will be going with the complete stranger.
Yeah.
That we've also organised.
We can maybe give you some input over who that stranger is.
We might be able to do that.
We're thinking a date.
Yeah, we're thinking a date.
We're thinking a first date that we organise and you're completely naked.
A naked first date.
A naked first date.
So let's start the search right now.
0800 dial ZM.
Is this something you're interested in?
Maybe you're not completely convinced yet
and you've got a few questions for us.
That's fine too.
Maybe you're chomping at the bit.
You are ready to go.
This is you in a nutshell.
Don't say nutshell.
Yeah, I wouldn't have said nutshell.
But if you're keen, 0800 dial ZM.
Let's see if we can find the first of our dangers right now.
Well, the phones are ringing.
Yes, I'm so excited.
They have more courage than me.
Yeah, absolutely.
We can keep you anonymous if you need to be.
At some point, you're going to get naked, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's see who's keen.
0800 dial ZM.
Put the call out there.
0800 dial ZM.
Are you willing to go naked dining with a complete stranger?
First date situation.
You're both naked.
You have to eat a meal together.
More than that
with six other naked strangers
at your table
and probably
60 other naked strangers
in the room
I don't know if the waiters
are naked or not
I don't know if that's a health
if that's like a health
and safety issue
surely they would be
well surely the chef's not naked
no
you'd hope not
imagine he's sizzling away
what are we having for dinner
sausages
oh um we have had quite a big response already Surely the chef's not naked. No, you'd hope not. Imagine he's sizzling away. What are we having for dinner? Sausages. Oh!
We have had quite a big response already.
It's happening this Saturday in Auckland.
I'm surprised.
I mean, this terrifies me, this idea.
We're going to be able to send some people.
First person who's keen was AJ, but he's chickened out.
That's okay.
Next person who's keen is Chevy.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Are you comfortable naked, Chevy?
Yeah, I'm comfortable with my body.
Yeah.
And you're keen for a free meal?
Yeah, you had me at six pack.
That's a six pack of beer.
Not necessarily on the person you're dating.
You know that, eh?
Oh, that's what I'm speaking of.
That's a bonus.
Okay. Have you got much naked that, eh? Oh, that's what I'm speaking of. That's a bonus. Okay.
Have you got much naked experience, Chevy?
Oh, a bit of topless, waitressing, my younger days.
Okay.
Okay.
So this is not foreign to you.
Okay, you're a strong contender.
Let's go to AJ.
AJ, are you there?
Oh, g'day, mate.
AJ, you're back, mate.
Yeah, I'm back, mate. Why are you're back, mate. Yeah, I'm back, mate.
Why are you interested in this?
Why does this tickle your fancy?
Well, I tell you what.
I decided that 2019 was the year that I'd throw myself
at absolutely anything that came to me.
So why not give it a jab?
And here we are.
I love that, AJ.
You're in a yes-man situation, I understand.
You could meet your dream person on this date.
Sorry, what was that?
You could meet your life partner on this naked first date.
Exactly, you never know.
AJ's got a great attitude.
I like AJ, he sounds nice.
Charlotte, you're interested in this.
You're interested in a free dinner in a room full of naked strangers and you're one of them.
Yes, I'm so keen. Oh wow, you're really keen're one of them. Yes, I'm so keen.
Oh, wow, you're really keen.
So you're very comfortable.
Yeah, I'm really keen.
I just want to know what the dinner conversation is going to be like.
It's going to be so hilarious.
So where did you get them pierced?
Yeah, exactly.
I'll be like, um, okay.
What's some dangerous food to eat naked as well?
We've had a text that said soup is a risky option.
Sushi.
Sushi.
Chopsticks.
Okay.
Wasabi, wasabi.
Charlotte, do you like
the sound of AJ?
Yeah, he sounds cool.
Yeah, cool.
Okay.
There's lots of people
keen for this.
Lachlan, hi.
Seeking on.
Yeah.
Are you keen, Lachlan,
for a free meal?
I'm only keen as much.
Are you like a nudist?
Do you go to nude beaches?
Do you hang out nude?
Do you sunbathe nude in your own backyard?
Nah, just rock the old stubbies
and my six-pack on the lawn, mate.
Lachlan, you proud of what you got?
Oh, yeah.
Love the gym.
Hi.
The gym can't build one of those muscles.
I instantly was like, hey.
You all right?
Hey.
Hey.
All right, Lachy's in.
One more.
Jay, hello.
Hi, Jay.
Yeah, how's it going?
How are you?
A lot of guys came.
Are you surprised?
Kind of.
I definitely thought we'd get more guys than girls straight away.
Not because of the naked thing, but just because of generally when you do these things,
it's kind of hard to get the guys on board for the dates.
Jay, what's your dating game like when you're not naked?
I don't know.
I don't mean to be cocky, but it's not too bad.
So you've got good chat, Jay?
I try to.
It depends how pissed I am.
Would you describe yourself as a scucks?
Maybe.
I don't know much for sure.
Okay, all right, cool.
We've got a lot of good entries there.
This is what we're going to do.
We're going to go away tonight.
We should just get a whole table.
Yeah, well, can we? Can we get a whole table? Can we get a is what we're going to do. We're going to go away tonight. We should just get a whole table. Yeah, well, can we?
Can we get a whole table?
Can we get a whole table?
I'd love that.
Okay, leave us with this.
We'll bring at least one person
back tomorrow to the show
and then we'll find a date
for that person,
a naked person,
to date them this weekend.
A whole table could be excellent.
Why not?
There's so much interest.
Let's just get a whole team
of naked people to go along.
We could just put a table
in the studio.
Well, we could do that.
In the lead-up.
Have I gone overboard?
Hey, I'm single.
I'm keen.
All right, we need this for a Monday.
What was top of the charts on your 16th birthday?
We figure that out, then we play the best one in full.
Mm-hmm.
Late birthday banger today, too.
We're busy playing our own DJ set.
You know, it was quite long.
Sorry, guys.
It was nine and a half minutes, so from start to finish.
Kind of pushes the day out.
Let's go to Veronica.
Hi, Veronica.
Hi, Veronica.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Veronica?
1st of January, 1978.
Okay, Veronica, you were 16 in 1994 on the 5th of January,
and this is your birthday banger.
Hey, and a hero comes along
with the strength to carry on.
You got Mariah Carey, Hero.
Yeah.
That is an absolute anthem.
What a ballad.
You'd be happy with that, wouldn't you, from 1994? Yeah, not too bad. Pretty good. Okay, cool. Let's see what else we can
get. Welcome to Birthday Banger, Jaylene. Hi, Jaylene. Hi, it's Jaylene. How are you?
Good. What's your birthday? 29th of March, 1980. Okay. You were 16 in 1996 on the 29th of March.
And on that day, this was top of the charts.
Oh, that's good.
That is very good.
Everyone knows the start of that song.
Someone played this at the float after party live and it went off.
It did go off.
It absolutely went off.
It's such a sing-along.
Yeah, I'm happy with it.
Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you.
Wonderwall Oasis.
Is it bigger than Mariah Carey?
Let's find out one more.
Hey, Bailey.
Hi, Bailey.
Hi, guys.
What's your birthday, Bailey?
Second of 1295. Okay, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Bailey? Oh, shit. Second of the 12th, 95th.
Okay, Bailey, you were 16 in 2011 on the 2nd of December,
and this is your birthday banger.
Oh, I'm just looking for a good night.
Oh.
Woo!
Ha-ha!
Oh.
X-Factor or Australian Idol?
Aussie X-Factor winner, Reece Mastin.
Reece Mastin, yeah.
I'm undecided.
I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
It's a hard one, isn't it?
Yeah.
Because it's been long enough too.
Oh, this is hard.
Because those other two songs are great.
Those other two songs are great.
Reece Mastin is a real novelty though.
It is.
When was the last time you heard Reece Mastin, right?
I couldn't tell you. A long time ago. But is. When was the last time you heard Rhys Mastin, right? I couldn't tell you.
A long time ago.
But is it better than Wonderwall?
Is it better than Mariah Carey?
Arguably, no.
It's not a better song,
but it's probably a better...
I do like it.
Yeah.
What are you voting for?
It's just,
you can hear Wonderwall,
I think,
most times you go out to a bar.
Yeah.
It'll probably come on, right?
Mariah Carey.
I know what you're leaning towards.
I can't believe I'm leaning towards Reece Mastin.
I can't not vote for Wonderwall, though.
Okay, you know if you go against me, it's going to go to Ellie,
and she's 100% going to choose Reece Mastin.
I'm sticking by my choice.
I've got to vote for Oasis, Wonderwall.
Producer Ellie.
Oh, I know what's coming here. I mean, you know what I'm going by my choice. You're sticking by your choice. I've got to vote for Oasis. Wonderful. Producer Ellie. Oh, I know what's coming here.
I mean, you know what I'm going to pick.
He's a novelty.
We never get to hear him.
Here he is.
It's Reece Mastin.
Bailey.
Yes.
Here's your birthday bagger, mate.
Thank you.
I tried.
I tried to stop this.
Can you not talk over Reeys Mastin, please?
Mate.
Show some goddamn respect.
Oasis Wonderwall?
Are you joking?
And we played that.
I'm glad.
I'm happy we did that.
You're joking me.
Mixed reaction on the text.
But it stands out, you know.
Not for the good reasons.
It's got a bit of difference.
It's got that je ne sais quoi about it.
Oasis, Wonderwall, arguably one of the greatest songs of all time.
Oh, calm down.
Come on.
It's pretty good.
Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you.
By now you should have somehow realised what you got to do.
Come on, everyone!
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Rhys Mastin, arguably the greatest musician Australia has ever produced.
Guy Sebastian.
Some say Australian Lord.
Stop that!
You stop that!
Guy Sebastian would slap you in your face. In fact, maybe he's better than Lord. Lord never. You stop that. Guy Sebastian would slap you in your face.
In fact, maybe he's better than Lord.
Lord never won X Factor.
What about Sia?
Sia, Sia.
Jess Balboa.
Jess who?
Reese.
Reese.
God damn, Mastin.
Plus, Oasis are over.
Reese's career is still going.
Don't you talk about Oasis.
I'm going to get so rolled up. Oasis are over. Reece's career is still going. Don't you talk about Oasis. I'm going to get so rolled up.
Oasis have broken up.
You don't talk about Oasis.
Reece Mastin hasn't broken up.
We don't even know where Reece Mastin is.
I'm pretty sure he's working at a servo somewhere.
That's fine.
I'll give you a chorus.
Because maybe you're going to be the one that saves me.
That saves me.
And after all, I'm just a kid.
No!
No!
You, that is disgusting.
There you go, I fixed your song.
I'm so angry.
Bree and Clint.
If you can do 40 push-ups as a male or any more than 40.
Are you right there, producer Ben?
Sorry, I was just adjusting my chair to come up.
Do you know how you're an audio producer?
Do you know how microphones work?
You can't grab them.
Don't rub yourself.
It was the back of my T-shirt.
We're on the radio.
Don't rub yourself against them.
This is the guy that holds the mic every break.
Yeah, I rip the mic.
All right, we're not having a family fight, guys.
Ben, run at me.
Hey, Ben, are you all right?
I'm fine.
Listen to how grumpy he is.
He's tired.
Everyone's really tired from a big weekend.
We've had a big weekend.
But hey, Ben, suck it up.
You're a goddamn professional.
Continue, Bray. Where are you at? So there's a study from a big weekend. We've had a big weekend. But hey, Ben, suck it up. You're a goddamn professional. Continue, Brie.
So there's a study that's been done that if you do over 40 push-ups,
if you can do over 40 push-ups as a male,
you're way less likely to be susceptible to cardiovascular disease.
We interpreted that as 40 non-stop, right?
Yes.
No knees touching the ground, no wrists.
Yes.
Also, if you can't do more than 10, you're in big trouble.
We thought our take on that was we would all do it as a team,
producer Ellie, producer Ben, me and you, Clint,
and we would see who is the unfittest.
Oh, shit.
Yeah. I'm oh shit. Yeah.
I'm really worried.
So, as a control, what we did was we went off in pairs.
Me and Ellie went and monitored each other and we filmed ourselves for safety if there's
any arguments.
Yep.
And Bree, you and Ben went and did yours together.
Yes.
I know Ellie's number.
She knows my number.
I know Ben's and he knows mine.
Okay, cool. So we're all legit. Now. I know Ali's number. She knows my number. I know Ben's and he knows mine. Okay, cool.
So we're all legit.
Now, this is the wager.
Least push-ups does the beep test.
Oh, I don't want to.
Because you've got to get fit.
You're obviously the least fit in the team.
You've got to get fit.
We'll do a beep test.
The beep test haunts me.
Yeah.
And we want a good showing in this beep test too.
We want you to put in real effort.
So, above six. What? And we want a good showing in this beep test too Like we want you to put in real effort So
Above six
What?
A six is hard
Especially when you're in your late 20s
Who wants to go first with their number?
Should I not?
Oh, should I not?
Clint, you go first
I don't think you want me to go first
Oh, look at you
So confident
Producer Ben, you can go first
I've actually got some audio.
Don't play it.
There's no point.
I was puffing really hard.
I'll hear a little bit.
I'll hear a little bit.
This is at the end.
Just leave it.
Don't play it.
This is at the end of Producer Ben's push-up set.
Here we go.
33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40.
One more.
41.
I was going 41.
Nice, Ben.
41.
Well done, mate.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it was not that bad, but I was really struggling.
Yeah, but you did the 40.
You did the 40.
You're good.
Yeah, I felt right to go 40 and then that's it.
Okay.
You're in.
You're in.
Nailed it.
Brie, you can go next.
All right, producer Ben, what are the results?
Brie got 20.
Oh!
Oh, no!
I've got the least!
No, you might not.
I can't remember what I got.
Producer Ellie.
No, I got 17.
No.
Yes.
No.
I'm not doing the big test.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
You might not need to.
I haven't did my number yet.
No, no.
I'm going to have to do it.
I got... No, no. I'm going to have to do it. I got...
Yeah, 43.
Yeah!
Cheer up, Producer Ellie.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not.
I'm not.
We will bring you the audio of Producer Ellie doing the beep test.
Can someone text us, please, and tell us what a good number for the beep test is?
Not for an athlete,
just for a,
how old are you?
26.
26-year-old female.
I know.
That does no fitness
or anything whatsoever, ever.
This is going to be
a real test for you.
I know for a fact,
back home in Aussie,
to make the Australian police,
you need to get at least a 10.
Yeah, yeah.
I could do that when I was 17.
I don't know if I could do that when I was 18.
I think aim for a 5.
17, that's how many push-ups you did too.