ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 18th 2020

Episode Date: February 18, 2020

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Okay, cool. Alright, here's the intro to the podcast, which after about eight minutes gets a bit adults only. Okay, bye. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. G'day. Bit of admin first, if I could start with some admin. Yeah, go on. We've got a bit of an issue. Oh no, I know what this is about. So in our podcast group, which is different to our Bree and Clint Facebook page, and if you listen to the podcast, you're welcome to join this group.

Yeah, anyone can join. The idea is it's more of a community than a page where we just put out videos that we make. It's more of a discussion group where you can talk about things to do with the show or just things in general. And you guys can ask us questions or you can make suggestions. It's a page for that stuff. So we've actually got two issues.

First issue is it may be ambiguously named, the page. It's called, will you tell them what it's called? I don't know. It's so long and I hate it. Ben, can you tell us what the page is officially called? The Brie Thomasale Big Bang Theory fan page for Zynga. Yeah, that's what it's called. Oh yeah, so simple.

It just rolls off the tongue. Last time we ran into an issue where someone was posting Big Bang Theory content, like fan content. Yeah, piss off, mate. Which Bree liked. No! But the rest of us in the group who were just there for the podcast.

I was, you know what I loved? I can't remember the name of the person, but someone kept flagging them all as spam. So it got quite heated because someone said, you're not allowed to post this in here. This is not a Big Bang Theory fan club. And to which the person

correctly replied look at the top of the page it literally says Big Bang Theory fan page. Yeah, they're not wrong. So that person's been removed from the group. Producer Ellie has deleted

that person. It got heated. I want to know were they taking the piss or were they actual fan of the show? They were a fan of the Big Bang Theory. Yeah, I think they were sure. Because they weren't joking. They were like real links.

They were like, Penny's top five moments. That's good content. So we may have an issue with the name. But again, that's Bree's department to change the page name. I can't change it. I don't have the rights. Here's the other issue we've got and this could be like a branding issue.

In the page, Nyree Couch Freeman has posted a list of accounts that our page has been linked to. You know how it says, if you like this, you might like this. So this is what we've been likened to.

Is this what we're liked to or the same people that follow us also follow these groups? I guess, yeah. It says groups with similar topics and activity. Okay, the first one is Opti Slim Australia and New Zealand. We do talk about dieting every now and then.

That's the weight loss shakes. New Zealand sourdough bakers. That's good. I love a sourdough. Who doesn't? It's the best type of bread. Okay. We should do that tomorrow.

Oh, $800 at M. What's your favorite type of bread? That's not even a joke. That's good content. We're definitely doing that. That's interesting. That's actually what we're doing. Vogel's very thin.

Next one we're associated with guinea pig lovers, Christchurch. I love Christchurch. It's not for fans of Christchurch. It's for fans of gu Guinea pig lovers Christchurch I love Christchurch It's not for fans of Christchurch It's for fans of guinea pigs from Christchurch Have you guys ever owned a guinea pig? Yeah I had a few They're weird animals aren't they? I feel very guilty about the guinea pigs I owned as a child

Why did you kill them? I neglected them I just had them as this thing to have Did they die? Yeah they died What's the other one that's like a guinea pig? I didn't neglect them to death Did you starve them?

No I feed them every single day. Okay. But I never took them out and played with them or anything. Ferret? Because they didn't want to... What are you talking about? What's the other animal that's really close to a guinea pig but you can't have it? A rabbit.

No. Is it a chinchilla? No. I love chinchillas. You think of a stoat or a ferret? I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. It's a ferret.

It's literally identical to a guinea pig. No, it's not identical to a guinearet. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. It's a ferret. It's literally identical to a guinea pig. No, it's not identical to a guinea pig. I'll find it out. Guinea pigs are short and fat and stoats and ferrets are long and thin. I always wanted a ferret. Yeah, they look fun. They bite though. A lot of ferrets on TikTok.

Kiwi DIY weddings. That's what we've been linked to. Oh, yeah. DIY weddings. And also the last one that we've been linked to is Oh yeah. DIY weddings. And also the last one that we've been linked to is dad jokes uncensored.

Ah that's because Clint's in the group. What would be in that? I don't know they've got a hundred thousand members though.

What are the uncensored dad jokes? Well you have to join the group to find out. Yeah what does make an uncensored dad joke?

Actually no I'm not going to say that. That's all. Say it. I was going to do a pull my finger joke. Yeah. And make it inappropriate.

Oh, like a pull my willy joke. Pull my finger. Not that finger. That's not my finger. Sounds like someone is ready for that. Anyway, this is a long-winded way of saying we've got some issues and we're working on them. We need to – I'm making another – I'm going to make a post right now on there

and I'm going to ask people who are in that group what they think it should be called. Oh, about time. Yeah. I think we – have we done that before? I can't remember. I was going to set this video up and actually do a poll on that. Should I do that instead or we just want to do a standalone poll? Standalone poll.

Okay, you get straight to the point. People aren't going to sit through this video. Oh, but aren't we just entertaining though? No, we're not. Okay, well, this is exciting. We could have a new page name by tomorrow. Yeah. You guys need to vote.

I'm going to vote. Okay. Yeah, you guys need to vote. Don't put in shit suggestions. It's going to be like the flag again. Oh, we've got the same name from the start. I'm pretty sure. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. One of the options has to be the current name. Yeah. Because you have to cater to people. No one's going to vote for it. It is a crap name. Let the people speak. Okay.

That's fine. You guys can have that if I get to put a suggestion in. Yeah. Of course you can. We told you. You can change. You don't even have to do the poll. You can just change the name of the page.

Clint Roberts drank horse semen is my suggestion. It's not misleading. It's truthful, unlike the current name. And it's got your name in it, which I think is very selfless. I actually feel sick. I actually feel sick. Are you having memories? What did it taste like, by the way?

Semen. No, what did? Why are we talking about this? Why are we talking about this? Why are we talking about this? Straight males aren't going to know what that tastes like. That's a very good point. Anyway, probably inappropriate. Probably inappropriate.

But a very true story. Ben, you put an adults only bit on this? Yeah, I'll put it in the front. Feel free to message Clinton Roberts on his personal Instagram, at Clintstagram, if you want to know the story about him going through with that, drinking of the horse semen. It's not as dodgy as it sounds. It's dodgier.

I feel like I should just tell the story. No, I'm not going to tell the story. I'm sick of telling the story. I'm sick of defending myself. It's a good story. Defending yourself? It's true. I went to the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival, okay?

Leave me alone. Ellie's boyfriend was there. You made the decision to do it who told you to do it or was it that you just decided to fuck this podcast i'm leaving um the adults only things on hey uh here's the podcast hey google what's the time it's 3 p.m give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, Winniperry and Clint on. Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yes we are. Hello everybody, welcome to the show.

Both of your ZM hosts today are wearing a full face of makeup. That's right. Yours looks better than mine. Thank you, I feel like I'm on RuPaul's Drag Race. We've been filming stuff today. Secret mission stuff. Can't tell you about it yet, but we're very excited to tell you about it when we can tell you. But what we can tell you is that everyone listening is going to have the chance to benefit a lot. A lot. Yeah.

It's a cool thing. Just for our show. Just for our show. Just on our show. And we'll tell you about that as soon as we can. Don't you hate it? I hate that. You see influencers do it all the time on their story, and they're like, hey, guys, really big announcement coming this week. Can't tell you anything. Can't wait to share it with you guys.

Can't wait to tell you anything. And it's usually just a new flavor of Coke that's launched. Oh, no. But no, this thing is cool, and can't tell you about it. Sorry. Not yet. What we can tell you is we're going to give you two shots at $51,000 today in the Secret Sound.

And what we can also tell you about that is we're sick and tired of Soundkeeper Gary not giving us a clue or a jackpot. So today that changes. And let's just say we've got a plan. And then as we say we've got a plan, we're like. If you are following ZM's Secret Sound, thanks for saving my bacon closely. All I'll say is listen at four because the heat goes on Soundkeeper Gary

to give us something in today's show. That's right. Up next, though, we want to play a bit of a game. And I don't know if there's prizes involved. There might be. No, there's not. No prizes? No.

We want you to call 0800DIALZM and all you need is a job. Yep. And that's it. Yeah. And you have to wear clothing to a job. No, you don't. No.

Oh, no, you don't. No. If you just need to have a job. That's it. And through our magical powers of deduction, we're going to try and guess what your job is. We like to call the game no relation to Vaughn's game, Can We Guess Your Job?

Yeah. Perfect. Original idea. I was reading this article today that says what you should and shouldn't wear to work. Oh, I love when people tell me what I can and can't wear. Right. It's so fun. Which is why we're not really going to go into it.

Right. Because, look, I think you do you. Unless, of course, you work with heavy machinery and you're showing up in a pencil skirt. Yeah. Well, maybe that's comfortable. No, it's not practical. If you have to get out of a...

If it's a health and safety, then I'm all for that. Yeah, yeah. But if it's not, then leave people alone. Also, I think if you're aspirational, the old saying of dress for the job you want, not the job you have, is good. That's why I come to work in bathing suits. Yeah, and I wear scrubs.

Yeah. But look, you do you. Instead of going through that list, what we're going to do this afternoon is we're going to play a game where we try and guess what job you do based on what you wear to work. Pretty simple. You call us up, you tell us what you wear to work, and we'll guess your profession.

Let's start with Richard. G'day, Dick. Hello, Richard. G'day, guys. Now, we'll get a little bit of information off you. Your name is Richard. Would you give us your age? 38 last time I checked.

38, last time you checked. And what do you wear to work? Short sandals and a polo shirt. Shorts, sandals and a polo shirt. Could he work at a golfing store? Maybe he works at a driving range. He wouldn't wear sandals to a driving range. No, you'd wear a covered toe show always.

Yeah, but they're very relaxed at some driving ranges. Yeah, but he needs to project like he knows what he's doing. Maybe he works in like sales and he drives around in his car a lot. He sounds like a PE teacher to me, but I'm happy to go with sales rep. Would they wear a sneaker at a PE teacher? I don't know. Maybe he's a swimming coach. Swimming coach?

Yeah, let's go swimming coach. Richard, are you a swimming coach? Negative. What are you? I'm a molotov-transfer primary school teaching principal. Oh, I was so close with PE teacher. Okay, thanks, Richard. Let's go to Harriet.

Hi, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Oh, hi. How old are you? I'm 26. Okay, 26. Where do you live, Harriet? I live in Palmerston North.

Okay, Palmerston North, shout out. And what do you wear to work? I wear a uniform, like a shorts and T-shirt uniform. Shorts and T-shirt uniform. And what shoes are we talking, Harriet? Just like shoes that are like running shoes or like lace-up shoes. Lace-up shoes, okay. So a closed shoe.

Yep. Can I ask, Harriet, what's the name of the public pools in Palmerston North? The Lido Swimming Complex? She works at the pools. Do you reckon? Yeah, she's a swimming pool attendant. I reckon she works at like an electronics store. Not in shorts.

You don't reckon? Not in shorts. No, not in shorts. Okay. Harriet, do you work at the local Lido swimming pools? No. Where do you work, Harriet? I work at the hospital.

I'm an occupational therapist. Oh, we were never going to get that, Harriet. Yeah. That's too fancy, Harriet. Thanks a lot, Harriet. We suck at this game. Let's try one more. Hi, Jackie.

Hi. Jackie, how old are you? I'm 19. Okay, cool. Whereabouts do you live? Timaru. Timaru. And what are you wearing to work?

Casual jeans and a nice top or a hoodie. Wait, so a nice top A nice top or a hoodie. Yeah,

just whatever I feel like. Whatever the wither's doing. Oh, it's wither dependent. Oh, that's interesting. So she's outdoors.

So I might be outside. See, I was going to say, I was going to say like cow cocky, dairy farmer. Oh, no.

She said nice top. But. She said nice top. But then she said nice top. I think she works in an office. I think she works in marketing or something. No, she works, you know where she works? She works in a doctor's surgery. And not in a hoodie. Not in a hoodie.

No, I'm judging her on the hoodie. All right. I come from a country town. We wear hoodies wherever. Jackie, are you the most qualified doctor in Timaru? No, she's not a doctor. She works in the surgery. Jackie, are you a surgeon? No, no, no.

What do you do for a job? I'm a mental health support worker. Well, I mean, wonderful. You're a great person. Mental health. Technically, I've been a doctor's surgery. Okay, I'm going to give us half a point for that. Okay.

Half a point for the PE teacher. Well, we can't because Kind of in a doctor's surgery. Okay, I'm going to give us half a point for that. Okay. Half a point for the PE teacher. Well, we can't because we're out of time. I'll guess what you do. Yeah. You work as an exotic dancer in that top you're wearing. I'm a private dancer. A dancer for money. Thanks for calling, Jackie.

Thanks, Jackie. So good, thanks. Bye. Brie and Clint, we're playing Secret Sound in, oh, I don't know, 47 minutes time. Can I say they all had very cool jobs? They did. Yeah, good array of jobs. Highbrow listeners of the Brie and Clint show on ZM.

Brie and Clint. Can we talk about influencers for a second? Oh, yeah, of course. Actually, just one influencer in particular. Not one that I follow, but her name is Natalia Taylor. No, I haven't heard of her. She's an American Instagram influencer with 313,000 followers. Fair few.

She does some YouTube as well. So she has got it going on and brands want to be associated with her. How many influencers in the world do you think there are? Great question. That'd be interesting to know. And do you have to get paid to be an influencer? Like if you put up a picture of that new Cookie Time McFlurry. And say I put it up and I have like 400 followers,

but you're one of my followers, you see it and you go get one. And I go and get it. You influenced me. Technically. So I would say that everybody with Instagram is now an influencer. Paid influencers. Paid influencers. Paid influencers. I wonder how many there are. Don't have that information but I've got a story about Natalia

if you're interested. Yeah, go on. She's made worldwide news because she fooled her followers into thinking that she went on a holiday to Bali when actually she just went to Ikea and took some photos in the furniture installations where the furniture she thought looked particularly Balinese. Ikea and took some photos in the furniture installations where the furniture she thought looked particularly Balinese.

Ikea is very, very good for that stuff. I've never been. Oh, because there's a new one coming to New Zealand. Yeah. Oh, the first one, sorry. It's coming to Auckland soon, I think. Yeah. In the next couple of years.

Yeah, what's it like? It is literally like you will get lost in there. So it's like you walk through and they pretty much make all these like fake kind of setups where you can see what the furniture looks like in, say, a kitchen. So it's like a fake kitchen. And then they've got all their products set up. But then right next to it they've set up like another identical kitchen,

but it's different. They sell vegan meatballs too. Yeah, they do. And they sell $1 hot dogs. Anyway, so she's done this and she's tricked her followers into thinking that she went to Bali. She actually did a little bit more. She posted one of her friends had been to Bali recently

and she got some of his Snapchats and then uploaded them to her Instagram story. Yep. And she's said that the goal of this was to prove to people that not everything is as it seems on social media. Oh, no way. Whereas I think what she's proven is that her followers shouldn't trust her. Wait, do you mean not every couple on Instagram

is the happiest couple ever after? Yeah, that's true, yeah. Whoa. Yeah, and not every fit tea or collagen powder is going to make you Look like a Kardashian I'm shocked You know what I mean though So she said this is

A social experiment I just think it makes Her followers go Well I don't believe Anything you say anymore Yeah I feel like Because I commented On your picture

Yas have a great time In Bali queen And you were at Ikea And now I feel stupid Yeah I don't know if it's The best thing to do It did get me thinking though

Could we take a page Out of Natalia's playbook to improve the quality of the Bree and Clint Instagram? Some awesome holiday snaps. Yeah. Could we take it like an hour and a half drive from the studio to Hamilton and get a photo by the Waikato River and post it and go, babes, we're in Brisbane.

And say, we're in Brisbane. I thought you were going to say, how good's the Nile? Oh yeah, Nile, you could say it's the Nile. Any river, any famous river that you want to go to, we could do that. No, you don't like that idea, that's fine. No, I don't mind that idea. Could we take a drive to Otorohonga,

to the Big Apple Cafe? Yes. And get a photo with the Big Apple and say, we're in Stanthorpe, Australia, where Bree's mum's from, because they've got a big apple there too. No, but see, the thing is that you want to pretend like you're in places where people actually want to go to. Yeah, true.

Good point, actually. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Just yesterday on the show, we talked about Jeff Bezos buying the most expensive home in California of all time. In history, yeah. Today, Dean McCarthy's on the phone telling us about even more money dropped by the world's richest man.

Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. I know the house that he bought, actually. It's so fabulous. It has a golf course. Anyway, while that was a good investment, I'm going to tell you, yeah. That's crazy.

It has a golf course. Yeah. In Beverly Hills. And I think a little vineyard. So you just never know when you're going to need your own grave. What the hell? That's crazy It has a golf course Yeah In Beverly Hills And I think a little vineyard So you just never know When you're going to need Your own grape What the hell

That's wild It's practical Yeah but this next thing You're about to tell us about Dean Puts that thing Like completely It eclipses that What's he dropped money on this time

It does 10 billion dollars Towards global climate change So he is literally giving I think that's the biggest Contribution of money In history right Towards global climate change. So he is literally giving, I think that's the biggest contribution of money in history, right, towards global climate change.

He posted a very thoughtful message on social media. He said, go and check it out, how he believes this is obviously the most important thing we should be thinking about right now. And that's why he's contributing such a phenomenal amount of money towards it. It is a phenomenal amount of money. That's billion, by the way. Ten billion, not ten of money That's billion by the way Not ten million The thing about this disaster

And this crisis that we face Is it's actually only the world's richest people That can solve it It's only the world's rich that can go Okay we're going to fund change We're going to put money up for companies like Ford and General Motors To stop making petrol powered cars

And move everything to electric or hydrogen or something like that. And force it into that way because those companies are never going to do it without that kind of backing. But it's good to see because, Dean, did you know that Jeff Bezos donated like $100,000? $100,000 to the Australian bushfires. Good to see he's finally pulled his finger out and donated some real money for once.

I know. He got slammed about that, didn't he? Yeah, it is really great to see him donating such a huge amount of money. Yeah, in this instance, maybe bullying has worked and it's got us to the way we need to be. How much is he worth?

Does anyone know? $160 billion? $130. It's something crazy. $130 billion. Yeah, so I think he could have done a bit more maybe the last time. Good to see he's doing his bit this time.

That's the latest brought to you by Samsung. You can pre-order the Galaxy S20 Ultra before March 6 and get Bonix Galaxy Buds Plus. I want to talk about this interesting property news that I've seen because you know how you and I are obviously in the property game. Well, you are. I'm trying to be. You rent one. I rent one. I live in a house. You the property game. Well, you are. I'm trying to be. You rent one?

I rent one. I live in a house. You live in one? Yeah, yeah. You work in one? I work in one. This story was quite interesting to me though because don't you love hearing those stories?

I don't know about you, Clint. You love hearing the lotto winning stories. I'm more realistic. So I love hearing the stories when someone buys a property and then like a few however many years later they sell it for like a bazillion times more. Oh yeah. They're the best stories.

They're depressing at the same time because all those houses were bought by baby boomers and so they have all of those houses and now they're selling them for four times what they bought them for just ten years ago. Well this story isn't about a baby boomer. Okay.

So that's a plus. It is about a retired plumber. His name is Frank Davis and he's 90. Okay. So he's technically not a boomer. He's too old to be a boomer. He's too old to be a boomer. He was doing the booming.

Well, pretty much. He was doing the boom boom. It talks about him buying pretty much a humble 46 square metre property for storing his plumbing gear in. A small property. It's tiny. It was just a storage area for his plumbing stuff. Okay. Anyway, and it was in a suburb called Albert Park,

which I'm pretty sure was in Sydney. It actually doesn't say. This is in Albert Park in Auckland. I don't think it's in Auckland. Okay. No, this is in Sydney. It's in like a super ritzy part of Sydney. Is the location not relevant to this property story?

No, it is actually. I probably should have found that out. The story actually doesn't say where it is, but I'm assuming it's Sydney because I know Albert Park in Sydney is very ritzy. Anyway, he bought, essentially it's pretty much like a car park, the size of a car park. Yeah. It's tiny.

Anyway, he bought this place back in 1984 for $8,000, just to store his plumbing stuff in. And it went on the market recently with a reserve of $430,000. Whoa. But he got $645,000 for it. For a car park. For a car park. What are they going to build on a car park?

Apparently the couple that bought it has plans to develop the block into a two-storey terrace. On a car park? On a car park. Right. But it could be, they haven't said whether it'll be their home or not. So this is the crazy part. In that area, pretty much the median house price,

so this place went for $645,000. The median house price in this area is $1.95 million. Does it come with a car park? Got into a bit of a discussion over the weekend with my girlfriend. We were talking about wedding gifts because she was buying a gift for one of her, the wedding that we went to over the weekend, one of her really good schoolmates and family friend. And I don't mind buying wedding gifts.

I think it's, you know, it's nice. You don't mind? Oh, that's good. Yeah, of course. It's what she got that I thought was a bit of a waste of money. Okay. Was it like something on a registry? Was it something that the couple asked for?

No. What did they get? What did she get? So essentially she called it a piece of art. Yeah. And when she showed it to me, I was shocked. And then she told me how much it was and I was shocked again. Okay, what's the art?

Essentially, the piece of art, and I like the idea of it, it's little planes and they're made of plastic. Yeah. Let me see if I can explain this. Little planes and they're made of plastic and they've got like, I guess, a place on it. So like Hamilton or Brisbane or Paris. Yeah.

And essentially you put them like, I guess, in a formation and it's all the places like maybe the place you met, maybe the place you got engaged, so on and so forth. Sentimental planes for your wall. Exactly. Kind of like how Old people used to hang Those ducks on their wall Pretty similar to that

Yeah okay But it's like you know Places that mean a lot To you guys as a couple So I get it Cool thing She paid $280 For six little plastic planes

Why? I don't know Are they by an artist? Are they a Dick Frizzell? No They're from like a fancy store From somewhere I don't know But this is by an artist? Are they a Dick Frizzell? No, they're from like a fancy store from somewhere. I don't know. But this is the thing about art though.

It's subjective. And someone, someone has decided that that's what they're worth. And arguably that person's correct because your girlfriend purchased them. Sometimes. So art, so the value has been realised. So they were correct. Yeah, but you know, sometimes art is a waste of money. Is that what you're coming out here to say today?

That art is a waste of money? Not really. Yesterday're coming out here to say today, that art is a waste of money? Not really. Yesterday's Bree's big call on the show was books are over. No one reads books. And today it's art is a waste of money. I did not say no one reads books. I said I don't read books, but I find it hot when someone else does. But I don't read them, never will.

Right. Is there any, like, cultural thing of cultural significance you do like? Like, do you like dance or? No, I like art. Song? But I thought this particular piece of art was a waste of money and sometimes when I hear about how much a piece of art can be, like banana being taped to a wall.

No, that was performance art. That was designed to piss you off, that one. No, but they sold it for like $100,000-something. I think that was part of the performance. Waste of money. Anyway, I've written down a few more things that I think are a waste of money. Okay, what have you got? Are you ready?

Baby gender reveals. Oh, baby gender reveals. Waste of money. Yeah, also. Do it with you and your partner. Annoying occasion for everyone else. Yeah. Okay, I'll give you that.

My uni degree, waste of money. Yeah, you did chiropractor, didn't you? No, I did not. Physio. At first I did. Yeah. My particular degree I think is a waste of money. Some degrees, no.

Warranties? Extended warranties. Extended warranties, waste of money. It's a scam. Yeah, I think that's come out that that is a scam. But you get a warranty anyway. It comes with a warranty. It's absolutely a waste of money. Alcohol free alcohol.

No, not a waste of money. Not a waste of money. Have you ever seen a pregnant chick on a hot day? There is nothing she wants more than a Heineken Zero. Seriously, it's not a waste of money. Plus, also, if you don't want to get lit, but you want all the boys to think you're getting lit, Heineken Zero.

I disagree with you on alcohol-free alcohol. And the last thing that I think is a waste of money, putting money in the garbage. Oh, okay. Well done, mate. You sure you're not the dad on the show? That was a rock-solid dad joke that you've just put there. Do you have anything in your life that you think is a waste of money?

I think anybody in 2019 who isn't like a professional photographer who's purchasing a DSLR camera. Waste of money. Waste of money. No one wants to see the photos that you take. Absolutely. No one cares if you went to Bali and you took a photo of the sunset. You can take it on your phone. It'll be the same photo.

I want to know from the producers, do they think anything in their life or they've seen other people buy is a waste of money? I did this on the weekend and it might be controversial, but I think buying concert merch at a concert is a massive waste of money. That's sentimental. That's expensive

as. Just buy it online afterwards if you've enjoyed it. Elton John, right? How much do your parents pay for the Elton John t-shirts? The sequined shirt that you bought. $60? More. Did you see the guy outside the Elton John t-shirts? The sequined shirt that you bought. Doesn't matter though. $60? More. Did you see the guy outside the venue selling them for $10? Yeah, my mum bought that as well.

Well, she got a good deal then. What about you, producer Ellie? I'm actually on the clothing thing as well. Oh, yeah? I think that buying new clothing regularly is a waste of money and you should just go to op shops and do secondhand. Or ask your friends. Namaste, birth mother. Yes, thank you.

Bless. I just sound like I'm a whingy human being and then Ellie's like, I think we should all just come around. Save the environment. I want to ask people listening though, there's got to be times in your life where you've thought oh, this is a waste of money.

But you buy it anyway. What is it? 0800 dial ZM What is a waste of money? Have a whinge. You can text us as well on 9696. Bree and Clint. We're on the topic at the moment of what's a waste of money. Obviously, there's so much stuff in the world that you can spend money on these days.

And to be honest, some of it is a waste of money. Like a part of me does think how much people spend on a wedding day is a little bit of a waste. I disagree with you, but that's okay. I know. I just think that, you know, you could put that towards actually your future instead of one actual day. I know, but it's so much fun.

I know it is. And you never get to do it again. You don't get to do it again. Well, some people do. That's true. And then your second one, if you have a second one, then yes, your first one was a waste of money. Well, yeah, that's fair.

And there's a few things that we're discussing that we think are a waste of money, but we want to hear from you guys. What do you think is a waste of money, Lara? Hi. Hi. I think that like sales, I always just have to justify like sale items, whether it's like clothes or like jewelry. Like I just don't need it.

And I probably already have it, but I just, yeah, I always justify clothes. I see what you're saying. You're buying it just because it's on sale. Exactly. Not because you really want it or need it. Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.

Sales are a waste of money. A few people have texted through. They said bottled water, waste of money. Bottled water in New Zealand is definitely a waste of money. Because you get it from the tap. You get it from the tap, yeah. Someone else said dancing lessons for my four-year-old. Oh, that was pretty funny.

I guess your four-year-old maybe sucks at dancing. Maybe. Someone else said car insurance, waste of money. I don't know about that. Oh, your tune's changed. Just because I couldn't afford car insurance at the time. Excuse me. No,'t know about that. Oh, your tune's changed. Just because I couldn't afford car insurance at the time. Excuse me. You stop. No, no, excuse me.

No, you stop. You were never in a position where you couldn't afford car insurance. No, I actually was at that time. No, you could afford third party fire and theft. I had third party. I just didn't have the one where I would be able to replace my own car. Let's not argue.

Let's just be happy that you have come around. I love that you're painting me. You always drag me through the mud and now I'm copying crap on the text machine because people think that I'm proud of the fact that I don't read books. I've never been proud of the fact. I just know that I'm really bad at it. Okay. All right. It's true.

Someone on the text machine, you'll like this one, says lotto tickets, waste of money. Lotto tickets are definitely a waste of money. Absolutely. But that reminds me

I need to get one for tomorrow. It's at $30 million. How many tickets did you buy over the weekend? One. No, tell the truth. I had a few bonus tickets. How many tickets did you have?

I had five tickets. But I only bought one and a strike ticket. Brodie. Hey, Brodie. Hi. What's a waste of money? Dog accessories.

Aww. Yeah, but they look so cute. Yeah, I know, but I've got like a whole wardrobe of them and my dogs wear them once in a blue moon and that's it. Oh, you mean like dog outfits? Yeah, dog outfits, dog chains, dog leashes, bandanas. I've got a whole cupboard of cat outfits and they hate

them. Yeah, they do. It's like a naughty suit. Yeah, cat outfits, and they hate them. Yeah, they do. It's like a naughty suit. Yeah, they don't want to wear them. Animal outfits, waste of money. Probably a waste of money, but they're fun. Laura. Hey, Laura.

Hi, Laura. Hi. What do you think's a waste of money? Just kids in general. Kids. They never thank you for anything anything and they always want something else as soon as you give them something. I have been known as a money pit.

How many have you got? Three. Oh, God. Right. How much money do you have for yourself at the end of the month? Oh, no, none. No.

Has there been any return on investment? Like, do you think maybe you've got like like, a lord in your brood at all or, like, a Lydia Coe, someone who's going to pay off your mortgage? Yeah, I see where you're going. Yeah. So we paid for the piano. We've done the lessons, and this is for the five-year-old. She then decided at six and a half that that's not her.

I currently got the piano on Trade Me if anyone's looking. How would she know if it's not for her, Laura? She's six. It would she know if it's not for her, Laura? She's six. Let's force her. Mum, I've reflected on this quite heavily and I've decided it's a no from me. Guitars for me, I think. How long since you've been in the dating game? Oh, five, six-ish years.

Should know. You really should know that. I know how long I've been married for. When's your anniversary? What day? February 2nd, the day after my birthday. Oh, so that's why you asked her out on that day. I did not know. What? Your anniversary?

Yeah. Your anniversary? Our anniversary is when we got married. No. When's the anniversary when you started dating? Oh, no idea. You have no idea. This is what I believe. As you move forward in life, you just use the most recent anniversary. So our most recent anniversary is our wedding anniversary. Or having a baby.

Or having a baby. Yeah, that's a good one too. Well, no, that's the birthday. Yeah, but then you actually don't know how long you've been together. I know-ish. I know-ish. Because you'd love to hear that you know-ish. What's the date you want?

Is it the date that we kissed for the first time? I think it's the date that you guys make it official. Oh, yeah, no idea. Not no idea, that sounds like I don't care. I'll get back to you. Okay, cool. It's been a while for you. It hasn't been all that long for me.

But I came across this set of modern dating terms, like words that people are using to describe certain things in the dating world these days. Okay, cool. I need to know these. Well, I don't actually, but I'd like to know. I didn't know one of them. You didn't know a single one?

I didn't know a single one. I'm going to ask you and I'm going to see if you know any of them. This is important for single people listening. You need to know the language that's being used in the arena that you're playing in. Or maybe one of these things is happening to you right now. Okay, cool. Give me one.

All right. So the first modern dating term is mosting. Mosting. What does it mean if you're mosting someone? It means you're doing the most. You're going above and beyond. You're showing up with flowers and food and you are doing the most. God, we're going to sound so old after this.

Yeah. No, it's actually to sound so old after this. No, it's actually when someone comes on super strong, so someone's like super keen, they're super into it, and then after a few dates they ghost you. Oh. That's what it means. So mosting to ghosting. So they're like, oh, my God, I'm so into you,

I'm blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So they mosted you. Yeah, so they mosted you. So you'd normally use mosting as a past tense. You got mosted. You got most blah, blah. So they mosted you. Yeah. So they mosted you. So you'd normally use mosting as a past tense. You got mosted. You got mosted. Yeah. What about the term freckling? Freckling.

Sounds weird, doesn't it? Yeah. That's where you develop rash on your face because you're so nervous from being around that person and it looks like freckles. No. It's pretty much similar to what happened in the movie Grease when someone shacks up with someone

only to drop them as soon as the weather cools down. So it's a summer romance. Summer romance. Which is what happened in Grease. That's freckling. I got freckled. Yeah, you got freckled. Freckling sounds like a position.

Doesn't it? What about sneeting? Sneeting? Sneaky eating. That's where you're in a... You're kind of on the right track. You're in a relationship. But not to do with eating.

Oh, no, it is. Yeah. Sneeting. Yeah. Yeah, keep going. I don't want to... Too much detail, I'll get it wrong. But is it something to do with hiding your eating?

No. It's being sneaky., sneakily chatting someone up for the sole purpose of scoring free meals. Sneeting? Sneeting. That's horrible. I can eat for free every night of the week. Sneeting.

That's terrible, isn't it? I've been sneeted. And this is probably my favourite one, and I hope that you'll get this one. She didn't want me. She's wanted to sneak me out. Yeah, she's... Of house and home.

It's 2020. He could do the same. Yeah. What does it mean if you're orbiting someone? It means that... I feel like we've all done this. You are stalking them and hovering around them. Kind of. You're putting yourself

in their orbit so you will organically bump into them but it's actually not an accident. No, that sounds like the plot line of the TV show You. It's when someone watches and you can see that they watch all of your Instagram stories and they

like all of your pictures but they never make a move. It's orbiting. Yeah. So you just go around and around in a person, but you never land on them. Yep. So you're always like in their orbit and you're liking stuff and you're following them. Yeah.

All right. Well, that's terrifying. There's way too many words in there. I didn't know. Single one. It's all right. Hey, we're in relationships. We don't need to know.

I'm old and married. You've got an anniversary coming up soon. Yeah, I'm looking forward to going home to sneet my wife though. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather and Ben Thomas

careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea But you, I reckon, will love it Gone by lunchtime Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts I saw a meme yesterday Which tried to pinpoint what's the best kind of beer

And by that I don't mean Like what's the best brand of beer It's kind of what's the best moment to have a beer, right? It's kind of, yeah. What's the best situation to have a beer in? I'll read you out what this suggested. And then from there, I've got some other suggestions and we'll try and figure out what is the very best situation

in which we go, you know what? This tastes particularly good. Even if it's a zero alcohol beer, if you're that way inclined. So they suggested the airport beer, so when you're going overseas. For a holiday? Yeah, that's pretty good. The hotel balcony

beer at 7pm when you're in a different city and you're about to go out type thing. That's not bad. The straight to the pub after work beer. Yeah, that's pretty good. The kitchen beer and you're about to go out type thing. It's not bad. Yeah. The straight to the pub after work beer. Yeah, that's pretty good. The kitchen beer while you're still waiting for your partner to get ready beer. Oh, yeah, sneaky beer before you go out. Or you're just like, man, all I had to do was wash my face and put on a shirt.

Yeah, I can have six beers. The Friday before Christmas beer. So you've finished work for the year and you've kind of knocked off for summer. So that's what they suggested. Oh, I think there's better ones though. I think there's better ones too. What about the, you've just mowed the lawns and then you stand back and look at what you've done. And it's icy cold and you're hot.

And you go, I did that. And you sit on the porch with no shoes on. This is like the block. Yeah, that's pretty good. I've done some landscaping, that beer. What about the after sports beer? So you've just played a game of rugby

or soccer or indoor netball and you're sitting down with the team. Maybe you've had a big win. The after sport beer. It's good, but sometimes I'm so exhausted it can make me feel sick. Oh, okay. But I get that, how it can be a really good feeling. And really you should be hydrating. Exactly sick. Oh, okay. But I get that, how it can be a really good feeling. And really, you should be hydrating.

Exactly. Powerade, water. Water. Water. Water beer, water, water, beer, water beer. What about the, well, you talked about this one yesterday. What about the cooking dinner beer? I love the cooking dinner beer.

So you've come home from work. And you're like, I'm cooking myself dinner. And you're cooking yourself a nice pasta or something. You've done all the prep. I'm not getting takeaway. I'm an adult. I'm doing this for me. You're like, I can have a beer right now if I want.

And I can have a beer if I want to have one. It's pretty good. So the cooking dinner beer is a good one. What about the first beer outside at your own house in your own backyard of summer? Yeah, that's pretty good. So you've just met. Barbecue beer. And you go, barbecue beer.

Barbecue beer is good. Barbecue beer. Especially if you're on the barbecue. You're cooking the barbecue beer. And it's the classic. You've got your onions on. And as you're drinking your beer Especially if you're on the barbecue. You're cooking the barbecue beer. And it's the classic. You've got your onions on and as you're drinking your beer, you throw some on the onions. Yeah.

Classic. And on the other hand, you've got a pair of tongs and you just give them two clicks to check that they're working. By far and away, because I put this up on my Instagram yesterday and people were messaging through with different ideas of what would make it the best beer. By far and away, the most popular beer that came through was the shower beer. I through was the shower beer.

I do love a shower beer. People saying there is no more empowering beer than a shower beer. Because you know you shouldn't be doing it. It's a clash of codes. You know you shouldn't be doing it. It's two situations that should never meet. I know. One with your body.

Yeah. And you shouldn't really be in the shower for the whole length of a beer. Have I sometimes tipped the beer on me while showering just to see what it feels like? Yes, I have. So is that it? Is it the shower beer is the ultimate beer? It is good, but have you thought about the after indoor gardening beer? What?

Is that a thing? Like an after? After. After. After a session. Whether you're Obviously indoor gardening Indoor gardening being Indoor gardening

Yeah Who's going for a drinks break? Oh just me then I thought Brie and Clint Time for an Insta fame game Oh my god I heard she bought

All her followers She would She's such a bitch It's time For Brie and Clint's Insta fame game It's the game where we pointlessly guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram.

You were away last week, so I played Robinson, so she played for you. Oh, yeah. And she's so competitive. Did she win? She lost. Good. Keep up that tradition of bringing in guests

and making them leave feeling like losers. Producer Ellie gives us celebs. It's first to three. Who's up first, Ellie? All right, your first one today is the legend that is Elton John. Oh. How many Instagram followers for Elton John? Yes.

I was on his account straight after the gig. Oh, yeah. Looking at his statement about going off stage, and I did not see how many followers he had. Cool. All right, for Elton John, Clint, you put 1.7. Bree, you put 9.9. Million, that is.

Million, sorry, yeah. Elton John has 2.6 million, so that is a point to Clint. Yeah, I can't imagine he's running a fire Instagram game. No, it's quite good, especially at the moment. He's giving the updates about the shows. Do you think it's him, though? No. Yeah, good point.

100% not, no. All right, next celebrity here, Alanis Morissette. She just announced a New Zealand show. Oh. The tie-break, yeah. No, the tie-break button's been put over there. Alanis Morissette. Alanis Morissette, yeah.

She's touring the Jagged Little Pill album. Which is the best album, in my opinion. Oh. All right, for Alanis Morissette, Clint, you've put $550,000. Oh, that's close.

Brie, you've put $600,000. Alanis Morissette has $525,000. Shut up. Oh, that was close. That's a point to Clint, though. You're very close to these numbers,

by the way. Yeah, very close. The first one, I was off by a million. Still quite close. Okay. All right, your next one. She's got new music apparently coming in September.

Adele. How many followers does Adele have? She had a go at some paparazzi yesterday. Oh, did she? After her friend's wedding. Did you see that? No, I didn't see that. Adele has...

All right. For Adele, Clint, you've't see that. Adele has... All right. There we go. For Adele, Clint, you've put $29 million. Brie, you've put $17 million. Adele has $33.4 million. Damn it! That's a clean sweep to Clint there. That's a down shout.

You now have to pull your pants down and run around the table. I never signed anything that said that. Now that's the rules of the game. That's how it works. Get those pants off, girl. I think I don't want HR coming down here anytime soon. Yeah, true. Can we delete that bit where I just said,

get your pants off, girl? Yeah. Bree and Clint. I think I'm going to get uncomfortable talking about this because it makes me quite uncomfortable. Yeah. But public displays of affection. You already are uncomfortable.

I know. PDAs. PDAs. Where is it appropriate to show public displays of affection. You already are uncomfortable. I know. PDAs. PDAs. Where is it appropriate to show public displays of affection and where is it not appropriate? Okay. Because there's a video that's going viral and it's of someone who was sitting on a plane and essentially there was a couple sitting in front of them, the row in front,

and they were kissing, pashing, going for it quite passionately. Yeah. And the person uploaded the video to their Instagram and they said, this is going to be a long flight. At least the in-flight entertainment is exciting. Did they shoot it through the little gap in the seats? Well, it's interesting because the seats look like they're quite low.

Oh, yeah. So you can actually see quite a lot of their faces. Or they're very tall people. Or maybe they're very tall people. I've never seen a plane with a low seat. You know the small planes? Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, so maybe it's one of those.

I don't know. But you can see probably like at least the mouths. Yeah, what's the seating configuration? Are they two of three seats or are they two of two seats? So they're two of three. And is there someone in the third seat? I can't see that. I can check those.

Because that would change the dynamic again. Probably, yeah. Like if they were sitting next to somebody else. She's sitting in the window seat and he's sitting in the middle seat. And we don't know if there's someone in the aisle seat. No, but I'll check that. Okay. Anyway, it's pretty 50-50 online. Some people are saying, yeah, that is quite awkward. It makes

awkward for people around them. And then another person's like, it's also awkward that you're filming them. Yeah, definitely. And putting it on the internet. Like if you thought it was inappropriate to witness it. I wouldn't film it. You're now making everybody else witness it on the internet. It's quite strange. When you say PDA, are we talking like open mouth kissing? Yeah. That's the extent of it? Yeah, like a tennis.

No like rubbing or feeling of like body parts or anything? No, that's, yeah, up there. Oh, it's in there? So there's a little bit of overclothed. You know what we're talking about. It's not a touch of an arm or like the rub of a, it's, you know, where it's like, it makes you feel a bit, you know. Yeah.

If it was a base, it's still first base though, right? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. I just need to know where the boundaries are.

Where do you sit on it? I don't like it. I'm not interested in seeing you pash somebody on an aeroplane. And to be honest. I think, you know, pecs, little kisses are fine. To be honest, I know love is love, but I'm not really interested in seeing you pash anybody in public at all unless it's your wedding day and you're doing it at the altar.

Wait, are you talking specifically to me? No, sorry. I'm speaking in generalisations. Yeah. I just think that thing that you're doing, I just think the thing you're doing, that's for you guys. Like. I think.

Yeah. There's more inappropriate places than others. Okay. If that makes sense. Yeah. So, aeroplane, like these people. I think especially if there's a stranger sitting in the same row, a little bit inappropriate because it might make them feel a bit like, oh. Just a bit gross.

I think that's what it comes down to. I'm not offended by it. No, I don't really care that much. It just makes me feel a little bit awkward. It's just a bit like, oh. Yeah, like you're the third wheel. I kind of stare. I'm someone who stares and I can't look away.

Yeah, okay. We're kind of on the same page, I think. I think so, yeah. I'd like to get some specific locations though and we can test them on each other and we can test them on, because who cares what we think as well. We could test them on people listening as well.

Yeah, I want to know from people, if you've got, I guess, an opinion, whether it be you're for PDA or you're against PDA, I want you to call now 0800 DIAL ZM and we're going to test some situations and some locations on you. You can be our official PDA jury. Yeah. Yeah.

Where is it appropriate to have some PDA? You can call now on 0800 DIAL ZM. There's a couple that's under fire at the moment, slash the person who took the video as well. It's 50-50. It's on a plane. There's a person that's sitting behind this couple that starts going at it, making out, tongues everywhere.

No, all the clothes stay on, though, by the way. All the clothes stay on. Well, we don't know. We haven't seen the rest of the video. That's true. But apparently, yeah, they pretty much messaged and said on Instagram that it made them feel uncomfortable. It was quite full-on PDA.

Didn't appreciate it. But then other people were like, why are you filming it, you creep? Yeah. You asked the question before, are we being prudes? Are you and me being prudes? Well, are we? It's a good question to always ask yourself, I think. Because I said, do it at home. Wait, are we boomers? Are we being prudes? Are you and me being prudes? Well, are we? It's a good question to always ask yourself, I think, because I said do it at home.

Are we boomers? Are we? I don't know. I've seen some boomers at the Elton John concert who were showing their public display of affection quite publicly. Yeah. But again, it's a good question to ask, so let's ask other people instead.

Mandy's here. Hi, Mandy. I think it's Maddie. Hi, how are you guys going? Oh, Maddie, Mandy. Let's go with Maddie, shall we? Let's go with her real name. Yes, Maddie, but honestly, call me whatever. Hi, Mandy. I think it's Maddie. Hi, how are you guys going? Oh, Maddie, Mandy. Let's go with Maddie, shall we? Let's go with her real name. Yes, Maddie, but honestly, call me whatever.

Okay, Dave. Maddie, what we're going to do is we're going to give you a bunch of different places and we want you to tell us whether you think it's appropriate for an open mouth kiss at that venue or place or not. Okay. Okay. All right. So your first one is the topic of the story on a plane.

Appropriate or inappropriate? We're talking full on pash. Appropriate with the lights off, not appropriate with the lights on. That's interesting. Okay. Interesting. So when people may be sleeping. When they're asleep.

Okay. Okay, here comes your next one. All right, Maddie. What about at a concert? Maybe like, you know, you've your next one. All right, Maddie, what about at a concert? Maybe like, you know, you've got GA tickets, maybe it's Fat Freddy's Drop and you're hanging out. Yeah, or a festival. You're dancing, you know, everyone's kind of, you know, vibing.

Can you have an open mouth pash there? See, I would want to say no, but I've definitely done it. Haven't we all, Maddie? Yeah, haven't we all. Recently. Okay, I've got another one for you. So you're at a wedding, but it's not your wedding. So you're not the married couple.

Are we talking on the dance floor or at the table? We're talking, we're talking, not at the table. We're talking at the reception. So the ceremony is just happening. Yeah, and everyone's milling around having drinks. Maybe at the buffet. The sun's still up. That's what you need to know

The sun's still up At a wedding Is it appropriate To have an open mouth kiss When you're not the bride or groom So inappropriate Okay Not a vibe at all

There you go That one was a very certain one What about at a workplace Maddie At a workplace Yes Not like work drinks No not work drinks Not work drinks

You and me are together, Maddie, and you forgot your lunch, so I come and drop it off at your office. Give them a little tongue kiss at work. Yeah, I would love it, but absolutely not going to happen. You would love it. You'd love an open mouth kiss from me. Okay, enough said.

Thank you, Maddie. Bye, Dave. Thanks, Dave. Michaela, let's get Michaela's opinion. Hi, Michaela. Hi. So a new set of scenarios for you. We just need to know if these are appropriate or inappropriate places for an open mouth kiss. Rightio. All right.

Your first one. On public transport. Absolutely not. I totally agree. Because it's so intimate and it's always very quiet. Okay. What about in a nightclub? You're on a dance floor. You've just met somebody. Is it okay to quiet. Okay, what about in a nightclub? You're on a dance floor, you've just met somebody. Is it okay to have an open mouth pash at a nightclub?

It depends. How close are they to me? You just met them. You just met them, but you think they're really hot. No. Oh, come on. Really? Give it a whirl.

Really? I disagree with that. Yeah, I'd go for it. That's where you're trying before you're buying. And have multiple times. Actually, no, it's not up to us. It's up to Michaela. But there's places to with that. Yeah, I'd go for it. That's where you're trying before you're buying. And have multiple times. But actually, no, it's not up to us, it's up to Michaela. But there's places to do that. Yeah, well, all right.

So you're taking people home, Michaela. Okay. That's cool. It's about Michaela's opinion right now. Yeah, okay. What about at the beach where multiple other people are, so maybe between the flags? Yeah, you're on the main Mount Beach or Whangamata

or something like that. I think that's okay. That's pretty, like, open space. Oh, okay. There's kids around. That's fine, Michaela, that's fine. And you're half naked. Okay, and what about if you're in a line?

And this is a line of any form. You could be queuing up for groceries. You could be queuing up to get into a concert. It doesn't matter. You're in line with other people. Is it okay? People are very close to you. It's like a tight line.

That's exactly why I called, because I used to work at Disney World and people used to do it all the time. And it's awful. Like, nobody wants to see that while I'm working with Gerard. No one wants to see that. Yeah, that's not the entertainment. Okay, you've been very helpful, Michaela.

We've got time for one more round of this. Okay, let's go one more round. Let's go to... Let's pick our favourites. Yeah, Fee's here. Hey, Fee. Hi, Fee. Hi. Alright, we're going to give you some situations. You tell us yes or no. What about in an intimate cafe

setting for brunch? Sunday morning? Sunday morning? No. Would it change on Saturday morning? Okay. Yeah, Saturday's okay. What about this one?

You're at the traffic light and there's a car beside you. Neither of the two people kissing are the... I've already seen that and that was a no. Okay, right. There we go. That's a no. What about... Ripping through these is good.

What about you're in the movies, you're watching a film, and the two people in front are getting jiggy with it? As long as I can see the movie, yes. I like you. Because the lights are down. Okay, Bree wrote this one. What about in a supermarket self-service checkout? Oh, no.

No, I don't think so. Self-service yourself at home. Am I right? Well, let's hope not if you're kissing someone else. Yeah. Okay, give Fee your favourite one that's left. Okay, my favourite one that's left. This is the one that I think might be appropriate.

I don't want to check it with Fee. Yeah. What about Fee at an airport, like, gate? Departure lounge. Departure gate. Yeah. You mean like an international one or just a local? Oh, great caveat.

No, just like the Dunedin one. Yeah, yeah. And they're just like... Oh, no, yeah, that's okay. Is it? See? Yeah, because he could be going away. Yeah, but that's domestic.

But it's domestic. You wanted to specify it. Yeah, domestic's fine. International, no. Why? Because there's too many people, one in three know you. Okay, all right. I thought you were playing fast and loose with the rules,

but you've actually got some logic there. God, you're savage. No, she's saying the international one is too public. I was thinking someone's going away very far. That's enough of you getting on the plane. Yeah, right. Okay, Fee, this has been really insightful. Thank you very much.

Can you imagine Fee? She's got a boyfriend. She's saying goodbye. He's going away to India or something for like six months. Sorry, babe, can't kiss you. She's like stiff handshake and a pat on the back. I know you had to hit that the night before. All the crunchies.

Well, all right. Okay. Good on you, girl. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Where we take three people's birthdays,

we figure out what was top on the charts on their 16th birthdays and we'll play the best one in full. Hey, Cameron. Hi, Cam. Yeah. What's your birthday, Cameron? The 4th of February, 2000. All right.

You were 16 in 2016 on the 4th of Feb. And back in 2016, this went to number one. Jonas Blue. Jonas Blue featuring Dakota, the Fast Car remix. Yeah. This was a good tune when it came out, right, Cameron? It was good. Yeah, when it came out, not so Cameron? It was good. Yeah, when it came out,

not so much. Hasn't aged well? Okay. Do you love the original? I love the original. Me too. That's why I can never truly get into the Jonas Blue version.

I took that, you know, I didn't mind it. It was, yeah. Because you got a bit of the, you know, the original in there. I just miss the original vocal as a thing. Let's go to Molly.

Hey, Molly. Hi, Molly. Hi. What's your birthday, Molly? The 13th of February, 1994. Happy birthday for the other day. You were 16 in 2018 on the 13th of Feb. And, Molly, this is your birthday banger.

It's like a melody in my head that I can't get. Got me singing like na-na-na-na every day. It's like my iPod's like a replay, replay. A song that's so retro they don't even have iPods anymore. So the song doesn't make any sense. But this was a banger when it came out, Ayaz. It was huge, wasn't it? What do you think, Molly? Big fan of that one.

A little bit of Sean Kingston. Well, it's Ayaz, but yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah. Hey, I actually interviewed that guy once, and we had to call his phone to set up the interview, and so we had the time, and we called the phone, and next minute we get his answering machine, and his answering machine was that song.

Was it? Yeah. You've got to get the song out there. That's creative marketing. I wonder if he paid for it. Paid for? For the voicemail. That's a great question, Molly. Okay, wait there. I think you're the front runner, Molly. Let's get to Chloe. Hey, Chloe. What a voicemail. That's a great question, Molly.

Okay, wait there. I think you're the frontrunner, Molly. Let's get to Chloe. Hey, Chloe. Hi, Chloe. Hi. What's your birthday, Chloe? 8th of August, 2002.

Right, you were 16 in 2018 on the 8th of August. And back in 2018, this had a number one hit. Oh, that reminds me. We've still got to do our In My Feelings challenge. Yeah. Do you reckon it's too late? Keep meaning to get around. Nah, never too late.

The trend where everyone got out of their car while it was still moving. Quite dangerous, actually. And danced to this Drake song. Chloe, your birthday banger is Drake, In My Feelings. Yeah, not too bad. I do like that Drake song. Yeah. All right, what's our winner?

I reckon Ayaz. It's got to be Ayaz replay. It's got to be replay, right? Okay, let's get her on. Molly, congratulations. You've won birthday banger. Woohoo! Thank you. How good's Sean Paul? Sean Kingston. I was just saying whoever. Ayaz. Whoever it is. I love Nelly. I love Nelly too. Thanks for calling, Molly. Have a good day. Elton John. Got me singing like, na-na-na-na every day. It's like my iPod's stuck up with play. With play. Remember the first time we met?

You was at the mall with your friend. I was scared to approach her, but then you came closer. Hoping you would give me a chance. Who would have ever knew that we would ever be more than friends? We're railroad white, breaking all the rules. She like a song, play it again and again. That girl. Like something off a poster. That girl. We'll see you next time. I can't keep on got me singing like na na na na Every day's like my eyeballs stuck on replay replay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep on got me singing like na na na na Every day's like my eyeballs stuck on replay replay

See you're being all around the globe Now once did you leave my mind We talk on the phone from night till the moon Girl you really changed my life Doing things I never do I'm in the kitchen cooking things she likes Railroad wife breaking all the rules Someday I wanna make you my wife

Like something off a poster It's a damn day save It's a gun to my holster And she's running through my mind all day Hey, shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep on got me singing like Na-na-na-na, every day's like my iPod's Like a replay, replay

Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep on got me singing like Na-na-na-na, every day's like my iPod's Like a replay, replay Thank you. Your melody A girl like a actual symphony The one that can fill your fantasies To come with me, girl, let's sing with me Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Shorty got me singing Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Now she got me singing

Shorty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep on Got me singing like Na-na-na-na Every day's's like my iPod stuck up, replay, replay Shard is like a melody in my head that I can't keep on got me singing like Na-na-na-na, every day's like my iPod stuck up, replay, replay Is it him? Brianne Klein, that's the winner of Birthday Banger from IAZ.

It's replay. Does he have any other tunes? Well, yeah, we usually play another song from the artist on the end as we talk over it. What else has he got? Ayaz, I mean, I'm not sure. There's one here. There's a couple.

Do you know Ayaz So Big? Sounds like this. Ayaz So Big I don't hate it. I don't hate it either. I don't know it, but I don't hate it. Does it build? Yeah, here it comes. It's going to hit here, and if it does, it's good.

I did love this song from Jay Sean. Announced yesterday that Australian and New Zealand car icon Holden is no more. They're done. Holden is officially cancelled. To me, that's really sad. And it's the end of, I guess an icon, for sure. Yeah. Damn, you're really emotional

about these stupid cars, aren't you? I do, because you know, I mean, how many other cars can you say, you know, were a brand of Australia or New Zealand? Yeah, I guess. Not many. Fords? I've always been a Ford man, so I guess Ford really won the battle. I think Ford's American.

No, but the ones they built in Australia and New Zealand, like the Falcon. Technically made in Australia. No, no, the Falcons were... The Ford Falcon is iconic, yeah. And it was just for New Zealand and Australia. I think the Cortina was the same. This is not a car history lesson. The real world implications of no more Holden is

the police are going to need new cars. Because the police in New Zealand and lots of places in Australia exclusively drive Holden Commodores. That's it. And they have for a long, long time. They have for a long time. They're big enough. They're fast enough. And now they have to figure out what kind of car

they're going to get. So they've got a real issue on their hands because that's hundreds of cars that they have to figure out. They need to find cars that, you know, can take off really quickly, do good burnouts. Yeah. Can chase boy racer cars. Fit some of the boys in the back.

Yeah. So we thought we'd brainstorm what would make the perfect replacement for the Holden Commodore as a new police car. Okay. What have we got? Okay. Obviously it's 2020 and the world's on fire at the moment. Okay. What have we got? Okay. Obviously it's 2020 and the world's on fire at the moment.

Yes. What about we go environmentally friendly and the police drive Prius. Priuses? Oh yeah. Priuses.

Prii. Prii? Prii. Pri-priis? Yeah. Priis. I like that but I don't know

if a Prius has the grunt. Oh I don't know. You wouldn't hear the grunt. Oh, I don't know. You wouldn't hear it coming. You could sneak up on criminals. And also, if a Prius was trying to pull you over, would you be able to take it seriously? No. No.

And you'd have some criminals trying to flag it down, thinking it was their Uber. My Uber. Which could actually be a good thing. Okay, we'll put Prius on the maybe pile. What else? Maybe. What about, I mean, it's a classic.

Who doesn't want one? A Suzuki Swift. Great idea? Maybe, um, what about, I mean, it's a classic, who doesn't want one, a Suzuki Swift. Great idea! They're nice, compact. Yeah, have to be a Suzuki Swift Sport, though. Yeah, put the Sport mode in there. Sport, yeah. Give it a bit of extra power. Oh, wait, what about getting like multiple criminals in the back?

Um... They're not super spacious. No, but maybe that's just, maybe we can only arrest one person at a time. What it would do is it would increase the female intake in the police as well. Because every 16 year old girl on a restricted licence

is going to want to get into the police force because they get a brand new Suzuki Swift. And the sport version's hot. Okay. Sport version's hot. We'll note that down. What are you putting up? Well, they say tradies get the ladies. So what if coppers get the... Anything that rhymes with coppers?

All I've got is crim and noppers. We could get the police Ford Rangers. Coppers get the knockers. We could get Ford Rangers. Oh, see, they're boss. Yeah. They've got fast ones. You can get the Ranger Raptor or something like that.

The Ranger Raptor. Yeah. Yeah, my dad has one. You've Ranger Raptor or something like that. The Ranger Raptor. Yeah. Yeah, my dad has one. You've been arrested by a Ranger Raptor. My dad has one. I've driven them before. Quite comfortable. Yep.

Which would be great for the cops because they're in the car a lot. They're in the car a lot. They're up high. I like that. They can just chuck the criminals in the ute, in the tray. Put them in the tray. Chain them up to the sport bar. Might be illegal.

Doesn't matter. No, nothing's illegal if you're the police. You are the law. It's true. I was going to say I've been booked for that before. What about, obviously you said

environmentally friendly, what about cop cars being Teslas? Too expensive. Yeah, but they don't have to spend money on fuel so they pay for themselves.

Oh, genius. Yeah. Yeah. Self-driving too. We wouldn't even need the police. Exactly. Just send a Tesla

to go and pick up the criminal. Put a dog in there. Yeah, and they go there and the Tesla pulls up and a criminal just arrests themselves. That's a great idea. It's a trust system. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. What about 2010 Honda Accord station wagon? Hear me out. I've got one. It's very reliable.

You just want to get rid of it. Yeah, I really want to get rid of it. Yeah. It'll drive up the price of my 2010 Honda Accord station wagon. It actually would because they'd be sought after. Off the back of maybe that suggestion, I think this is the winner. Yeah. What about a Toyota Previa?

Like a family wagon. It's great. You slide the door open. You throw the criminals in. They've got heaps of space in the back. Again, one of the slowest cars there is. You get the door open, you throw the criminals in. They've got heaps of space in the back. Again, one of the slowest cars there is. So not great in a high speed. There isn't a V8 version.

I think the only realistic option here is there isn't a good police car. So I think what they need to do is they need to go around. Horses. Horses, yeah. Or they need to buy every remaining Holden Commodore and go old school too. Buy every remaining Kingswood. Every Holden Commodore and go old school too. Buy every remaining Kingswood, every Holden that there is left, buy them all and just use them.

They won't die. Just use them until we run out of cars. We'll have a really old looking police fleet. But it'd be dope though, wouldn't it? Yeah, some of them will have nice mags and stuff like that. I think we just need to come to terms with that no one gets any more speeding tickets.

No, that's true too. Just take the cop cars off the roads. Put the police on lime scooters. Problem solved. You know, I love the saying that has definitely been crafted in the last 10 years or so that some heroes don't wear capes. And it's very true for this next story. I want to take you to Australia for an Aussie hero

who has given mouth to mouth to save someone's life. Okay. What do you think this hero, who do you think this hero has given mouth to mouth to? I'm going to say, I'm going to give you a hint. It's not a human being. No. But obviously they're alive.

Yeah. Because, I mean, why would you give them mouth to mouth? Was it successful mouth to mouth? It was. Okay. Was it a koala? That would be very cute, but no. Was it a platypus?

That would be cute, but no. Was it a Tasmanian devil? How would you give mouth to mouth to a platypus? I think you'd, but no. Was it a Tasmanian devil? How would you give mouth-to-mouth to a platypus? I think you'd have to use both hands on either side of the bill. Yeah, they've got the bill. And then pinch the bill together a little bit to create an opening at the front. Yeah.

Yeah. That'd be quite difficult. What would you say if I told you it was a crocodile? Again, how would you do it to a crocodile? Well, lucky it's not a crocodile. I'm going to play you a piece of audio from the news talking about this Aussie hero giving mouth to mouth to an animal. Take a look at this Aussie legend named Brett. He found a gecko floating lifeless in his beer on New South Wales North Coast. Leaping into action and forgetting his

beer, he worked to bring the gecko back to life through the magic of CPR. I've got so many questions. You know, my first question is, why is every Aussie legend called Brett? No, it's usually Bretto, Robbo, Jono. Okay, second of all, why is he giving mouth-to-mouth to a gecko? Because he felt responsible because the gecko has fell into his beer, his schooner. Oh, was it in his beer? It fell into his beer, his schooner.

Oh, was it in his beer? It was in his beer and he's come back. I think he went to the loo and he's come back and this gecko had drowned in his beer, so he picks it up and he gives it mouth to mouth. I'm looking at a picture of it. It's not like a regular gecko. Everything in Australia is supersized and can kill you.

This gecko is like the size of your index finger. Yeah, it's like a decent sized gecko. It's a decent sized gecko. What a legend. I mean. Did it work? It worked. The gecko came back to life and he scurried away. As soon as the alcoholic, that gecko's bloodstream, he would be pissed. Like absolutely steamed.

Play ZM's. What was the photo you sent us in the group chat? Like 10 medications. I had it hard. Absolutely steamed Very proud to announce the return to the Bree and Clint show of Maritime News Did that horn get shorter? I think it got longer I think it got longer. I think it got shorter. It's quite long now. We, as a show, prioritise news-based... I don't know why.

...in the maritime arena. But we do. Also the aviation arena. And recently introduced to the show the rail arena. The rail, yeah. We do love to ride that rail. To be honest, the reason... We're big on transport.

And it also is a subcategory on most news websites yeah this is true too so there's quite a lot of news but i feel it's under service when it comes to radio so we're here to service it for you and no you don't have to thank us because you didn't ask um i've got a story today about a ghost ship you know what a ghost ship is a ship i know i do know what this is is it a ship that's been abandoned but didn't sink yes it's exactly what it is so an african ghost ship it's a cargo ship i'm going to get producer ben to put it up there so you can see it has washed up on creepy look how big it is it's a full cargo ship has washed up on the fortune island's southern coast after floating around with no crew and no cargo in the atlantic ocean

for over a year imagine walking down the beach like you're stoked to find a couple of shells and imagine if you find a whole cargo you find a whole ship the last time the boat was seen uh was in september 2019 so right so not that long ago but there was no crew on it then either and you're not just going to board this thing It's not like Fast and the Furious Where you pull up next to it, hop onto it And then steer it into a good place It would have had no fuel out there

You don't know if it's damaged, you don't know anything about it So how did it happen? They think probably pirates Have been involved Because it's in dangerous waters Especially out there there's like have you seen Captain Phillips?

The movie? Yes, I have seen it. Yes. I'm the Captain now. Yeah. That's the situation that it is. Anyway, they are trying to track down

the owners of the ship and when they do but I guess they're going to go hey, your boat is an island. Do you want to come and get it? Because what else do you do? You guys can't see this, but it's enormous.

Like, it's the size of five, six, nine rugby fields, you know? I just don't understand, like, how many pirates would there have to have been just to take that ship? Well, if you were being attacked by pirates, you would just, as the crew, you would just abandon the ship. You'd go, oh, okay, cool. Can you believe that that still happens? Again, have you seen Captain Phillips?

They just get in the emergency pod and they take off. That's true, yeah. Anyway, that's the maritime news. Speaking of pirates, do you guys want to hear a joke? Yeah. Do you guys know how much it costs for a pie in the Bahamas? No, how much it costs for a pie? I think it's like $2.50.

Yeah. And then do you guys know how much it costs for a pie in Cuba? I know how much for a pie in Cuba. It's about $2.50. Yeah. And then do you guys know how much it costs for a pie in Cuba? I know how much for a pie in Cuba. It's about $3.50. Yeah. So they're pretty much the pie rates of the Caribbean. Yeah, good work. Thank you, mate.

Appreciate it. I thought that was such a good joke. I heard it the other day and I was like... My brain went, is Cuba in the Caribbean? New Zealand. Well, not the. They're the women's Warriors team. So the national team.

No, they're not a national team. The club national team. We've got a national women's rugby league team. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah. This is the biggest club women's rugby league team. What are the women's rugby league team called? Because the Kiwis, the men's team are called the Kiwis.

The Black Ferns are the rugby team. Are they called the Black Kiwis? Are they? I don't know. These names get complicated. Okay, hold on. We've created a rod for our own back with this. It has to include black in it.

I think it's the Kiwi Ferns. Kiwi Ferns. That's exactly what it is. Kiwi Ferns. What's the soccer team? The White Sox. No, I think they're called the... The Silver Ferns. White Ferns. That's exactly what it is. Kiwi Ferns. What's the soccer team? The White Sox? No, I think they're called the... The Silver Ferns.

White Ferns. No, Silver Ferns are the netball team. Jesus. See, this is the problem we've got. None of the names relate to the sport except for the Blackhawks. Yeah, or the Tall Blacks. Again, it doesn't sound good when our basketball team go to play in America. And what about the guy...

You're playing against African-American people and they go, you guys aren't that tall or black. Not ideal. And not ideal for the guy that plays centre and is short. Exactly. Let me tell you this story about the Women's Warriors team over the weekend, and I want you to tell me if they've been hard done by.

So the NRL Nines was on, which used to happen here in Auckland. It's now in Perth, and it's like a festival weekend. All the rugby league teams come together to play. And now they include the women's teams as well. Oh, that's cool. So they both play at the same tournament. Our women's Warriors team were part of the tournament. Okay.

And they had to play the game in the men's jerseys because their coach or whoever was responsible. I don't mean to finger the coach here. Whoever was responsible. I't mean to finger the coach here whoever was responsible I'm going to say manager left the jerseys at the hotel. Which hotel? The one that

like in the city that they were in? Yeah the one they were staying at. So you'd think oh that's okay just go back and get them. Go back and get them. They sent an Uber

to get the jerseys because I think they got I think they got to the stadium and then they started It wasn't enough time to go back and then come back. Yeah, yeah. So they got an Uber to go and pick them up.

Smart, send the Uber. And they were playing at, the name of the stadium was HBF Stadium. So they sent an Uber to get the jerseys and the Uber picked them up and delivered the jerseys to HBF Park, which is a different ground on the other side of Perth. Well, I mean, is it the Uber's fault? They probably put it in wrong into the Uber. Who knows whose fault it is.

Anyway, the girls went out there. They played in the men's jerseys and no socks. Oh, my God. Because the boys said, yeah, you can borrow our jerseys, but you can't borrow our socks. And then straight after the game, they had to take those jerseys off and give them to the men's Warriors team. And they played in the same jerseys after the girls had played in them. After which the Warriors got absolutely pumped, by the way. Whether that's because the girls stunk up the jerseys or not, I don't know.

No one knows the actual fact, but they did get pumped. I wouldn't like to be given my jersey after playing a full game of rugby league to anyone. No. But if it had to go one way, you'd rather it go the women's to the men's. Yeah. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. ZM.