ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 19th 2019

Episode Date: February 19, 2019

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Go to New Zealand, it is... And the world. And the world. This is podcasters. Okay, well in New Zealand, it is Tuesday the 19th of February. Yes. What does that mean? I just wanted to give the date.

Oh, right. I listened to Matt and Jerry, Jeremy Wells' podcast this morning. That's a show here in New Zealand. Yeah. On a rock station. Yeah, yeah, I listened to it this morning. You love that show. And Jeremy gives the date at the start of the

podcast and i think it sounds very official so i'm gonna start doing it until i forget so from now on i don't like it okay cool you do something then you bring something to the podcast don't make me start the argument we had again on the show today no bring something to the podcast don't just don't just i'll bring a catchphrase okay yeah do that do just I'll bring a catchphrase Okay yeah do that I'll bring a catchphrase You can't just Because you can't just Criticise Without offering

Okay cool I've got a catchphrase to bring Cool So let's start again I'll bring my offering And then you bring your offering Okay Kia ora everybody

Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast On Tuesday The 19th of February 2019 Why has your voice changed? Because I told you I'm trying to be more like Jeremy Right but you know just because

you talk like him doesn't mean you're going to look like him Where's the catchphrase? So the catchphrase. Is the catchphrase just bullying? Because that's not a catchphrase. No the catchphrase is hello podcasters please enjoy the podcast That's not a catchphrase. No, the catchphrase is, hello, podcasters. Please enjoy the podcast.

That's not a catchphrase. No, wait. The catchphrase is coming. Haven't you seen Rove? He would talk and then he would end on the catchphrase. Haven't you seen Ellen? She would end on the catchphrase. Do I need to start again?

Hi, it's Bree and Clint. It's Tuesday the 19th of February. Hello, podcasters. Welcome to the podcast. Please enjoy. Thanks for the memories. Cool. Wait, was that what I wanted to do?

I can't remember now. Anyway, here's the podcast. Ziddy! Let's go, go, go. Anyway, here's the podcast. Well, g'day everybody. Hello. How you going? Good to be back. Good to be back.

Good to be back for a Tuesday, hey? I'm moving out of a caravan at the moment, so my whole life is out of the boot of a car. How's your life going? Well, I was up till 11.30 last night cleaning. Oh, flat inspection? Flat inspection. Do you know if you've passed yet? Well, apparently it might not be happening today anymore, so I've got to inform my housemates now that the apartment needs to stay clean for when it does happen. How hard is it to keep an apartment clean for a day, though? Like, it shouldn't be that hard. Just don't...

That's true. Just don't have any massive parties between now and Wednesday. Have you met my flatmates? Or be like me, move into a caravan. No flat inspections when you live in a caravan. I think I'd rather the flood inspections. Okay, well, you do you.

We've got a trip to give away to the USA. If you can tell us who the five American celebrities are making up this sentence. I'm going to play it for you right now.

And to help you out, we've already identified two of them. Yeah, so we've identified Ariana Grande. Yes. And M Ariana Grande. Yes. And Miley Cyrus. Yes.

We just need three more. We need three more, and you can call us right now if you want to play 0800-DIAL-ZM, and you could be winning that trip to the USA. Here it is one more time for you. Ha, to your USA. There's five. Oh, sorry, I talked over the last one.

Ha, to your USA. There are five Americans in there. Let's see if you can get them. Oh, sorry, I talked over the last one. Cut to your USA sound. There are five Americans in there. Let's see if you can get them. All five and you'll be on your way. This is Ariana Grande. She's won. Brie and Clint, ZM.

Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's USA giveaway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a party in the USA. We've teamed up with Visit the USA and House of Travel to give you the chance to experience the USA. If you head to usasound.co.nz, you can design your own USA music experience and win the ultimate $10,000 trip to the USA. Plus, we've got a trip to give away on our show.

Yeah, all you have to do is name the five American celebrities in this sentence, which they are saying, How does your USA sound? We've made it easier already because yesterday we managed to identify Miley and Ariana Grande, which means we just need three more, Jamie. Hi, um, okay. three more, Jamie. Hi. Okay. Come on, Jamie.

This is a trip to the USA we're talking about. Yeah. Okay. So Miley, Ariana Grande. Is Taylor Swift in there? You've got to give us all five and we'll let you know how many you've got. So far you've got Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus. Do you want to put Taylor Swift in there? Demi Lovato. Demi Lovato.

Demi Lovato. And Dua Lipa. And Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa's not American. I just realised. And she's not in there as well. She's not in there. Taylor Swift is not in there.

And who was the other one that you said? Demi Lovato. Demi Lovato's also not in there. And who was the other one that you said? Demi Lovato. Demi Lovato's also not in there. Okay. Thanks anyway. No worries. Sorry, Jamie.

I'm lucky, Jamie. That means we're no closer. Well, kind of. It means those ones aren't in there. If they were on your list, scratch them off. We'll play again tomorrow. Can we hear it one more time? The person who gets all five

is getting the trip. Yeah, you can. It's really hard. There's one really distinctive one that hasn't been named yet, though. It's the one that I got straight away as well. Right in the middle. Yeah. Yeah.

I know who that is. Yeah. Not just because I've got the answers written in front of me. But you can hear it. You can hear it. We'll play again tomorrow. So if you've got an idea, you can get ready to give us a call for that one tomorrow. Bree and Clint.

Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? Like you're a paranoid person? Do you think there's cameras in your house? I tape up the camera on my laptop. You haven't taped your new one. No, but I will

at some point. Well, you haven't for a while. You've had that... Oh, can you not tell everyone listening? You've got that laptop for Christmas. Yeah, can you just...

And if you want to hack Bree's laptop, it's the new MacBook Pro. Can you shush? I'm actually real paranoid about that. How are they going to get in? How are they going to get in? How are they going to get in?

Actually, to be honest, there's nothing on there. I don't think I've ever taken a nude of myself. It's not about what's on there. It's about what they can see through the camera. And if you ever get out of the shower and you put on Netflix and all you get changed. All they would see is me eating a whole sales pizza to myself. That's all they would see. You know, some people are into that.

For some people, that's what they're looking for. So, look, I don't know if I believe that people can get into the camera, but I do know that Mark Zuckerberg keeps a piece of tape over his camera. They definitely can. So. 100%. What about outside your computer, though? Like, are you ever worried, like, when you use, like, a public bathroom

or something like that, that there's cameras in there? I have seen stories, and you hear about real creeps that like video people underneath, you know, dressing rooms or they hide a camera in a dressing room. Or inside a teddy bear. Or in a bathroom. Yeah, one of the teddy bear's eyeballs has got a camera. That is from moving.

Well, okay, how about this? There's a place, and I said Airbnb before. I would like to take that back. It's wrong. It's a different booking place. They've booked a property in, they're saying rural Auckland. It was before a wedding. So the whole bridal party's staying there to get ready before the wedding.

Do we know where? Just says rural Auckland. Does it? Yeah, it just says rural Auckland. Oh, trust me, if I knew the name of the place, I'd say it. Right. Because I don't want people to have to book there, but it doesn't say.

Right. So it's just a place that was on a booking place. It is Kiwi, though. It's a rural Auckland property. Why do you keep winking at me like it was your house? I do not live in rural Auckland, okay? Pretty much. Just because you live in, look, here's the thing, New Zealand.

Bree lives in the richest Part of Auckland It's called Ponsonby And she thinks Anywhere that's not Ponsonby Is basically the country Mate You own a house in Auckland You tell me

That I'm living in the rich part According to you I live in rural Auckland You own a house in Auckland Do you want to know About this hidden camera or not Get going I'm actually really interested

So they're getting ready The night before And they're doing all their wedding stuff and apparently they're watching a story on TV about this house that had a double-sided mirror and people were being watched through the mirror. So they were watching this on TV? Yes.

And they're like, oh my God, imagine if that happened. The next day, one of the bridesmaids says one of the light bulbs looks weird. They unscrew the light bulb from the ceiling and the light bulb has a camera in the middle of it. What about that?

What about that? And that's in rural Auckland. Yes, that's in rural Auckland. Has someone been taken into custody? So it's a 360 degree camera and the light bulb around it still works. Imagine a bulb and then right at the bottom of it, there's just a dot,

which I've never looked at a light bulb twice, especially in a house that I don't live in, that I'm just visiting. I'm not looking at that sort of stuff at all, which makes you go, what else could have a camera in it? There's nothing sacred. You know, there's cameras that are small enough these days

that can be put on like a pen that you put on like your jacket. Yeah, they could put it, like I said, inside the eye of a teddy bear. Well, that's old school. The owner of the property has been contacted. Of course they have. What they said was a stern email and there's no news on it just yet.

What do you mean a stern email? They should be taken to court. They should be put in jail. Well, I guess it depends what video footage the owner's got on there. No, it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. I don't think it depends what the video footage the owner's got on there. No, it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. I don't think it matters what footage they got. But what if they got video footage of you planning a burglary and then they're like,

well. Well, then everyone goes to jail. Then we'll go, we'll call it even. But if you're a paranoid person, then there you go. There's a story to make you feel about eight and a half times worse I'm never booking through that place ever I'll be taking

one thing Bree and Clint live from Hollywood with our man on the ground Dean McCarthy spy.co.nz Dean did you know

we're doing remixes now? No I had no idea but I'm absolutely loving it It's taking off Dean You can report on us next but for now tell us about Charlize Theron and her protesting to anybody who will listen

that she's definitely not dating Brad Pitt. That's the best setup of the day. So you're right about that. Here's the thing. Rumors everywhere that Charlize Theron, it's just such a sexy name, isn't it? Oh, yeah. She's so hot, too. It's just a hot. She's hot. It's hot. So speaking of hot isn't it? Oh, yeah. She's so hot, too. It's just a hot.

She's hot. It's hot. So, speaking of hot, Brad Pitt, also very hot. Oh, he's hot. So hot. Yeah, yeah. Just ridiculous. You hadn't hit Brad Pitt.

They've been apparently dating. They've been hooking up at these Hollywood parties. These are all the rumors, right? Well, today she went on the Ellen DeGeneres show and said that she is definitely very single. Now, Ellen, surprisingly, didn't push, didn't ask any follow-up questions, didn't even mention Brad Pitt. Maybe the publicist was like, Ellen, just FYI, don't even think about talking about Brad Pitt. I don't know.

But all we do know is Shalise went on air today, national television, and said, I'm definitely 100% single. So Brad Pitt on the single. Couple of things. Couple of things, Dean, and I'm no expert. Why would you deny it? Second of all, I don't think Ellen has to listen to anybody's publicist. I think they need her more than she needs them. And thirdly, if you're

having to go all the way to a nationwide television show just to deny that you're dating Brad Pitt, you're definitely dating Brad Pitt. That're definitely dating Brad Pitt. That's all I'm going to say. And life's good. Life's good, isn't it? Dean, you live in Hollywood.

You rub shoulders with people. Have you heard anything? Have you heard any rumours in amongst your friends and the people you know? The rumour that I heard was this, was that they both went to a different premiere one night. So there was a premiere for one movie and a premiere for another. And then they both ended up at the same after party. And she wasn't actually invited to that after party.

And they both ended up there. And that was seen there. Cool. And everyone was like, oh, that's odd. That's unusual that she would go when she had a totally different type of event on. So they're not dating. They're just hooking up. God, he's had a good break now.

Oh, yeah. Jennifer Aniston into Angelina Jolie. Gwyneth Paltrow in the early days. Gwyneth Paltrow in the early days into Charlize Theron. Well, he is Brad Pitt. Sure. I mean, look at him. And finally, on a less happy note, is Demi Lovato okay or is she back in rehab, Dean?

Here's the rumor. It's being reported kind of all over the world. It's kind of starting to get some traction that Demi Lovato has checked back into rehab. That's what's being reported. She has not confirmed that. As you may know, when the Super Bowl, was it Super Bowl time? When it was on, there was the story of 21 Savage, who's a rapper. He's actually British.

No one knew he was British. We all thought he was American. He sounds American, looks American. Anyway, she made a joke about it, about the fact that none of us knew he was British because we didn't. And she got all this evil, awful backlash on Twitter so bad she had to cancel her social media accounts because they were so awful towards her.

And the rumor is that it really did send her off the rail and kind of into a dark place. So let's send her some good vibes, whatever's going on, and let's hope that, you know, whatever she's dealing with, she gets it sorted because she's such a great person, phenomenal performer, and we just want to see dark place. So let's send her some good vibes, whatever's going on and let's hope that, you know, whatever she's dealing with, she gets it sorted because she's such a great person, phenomenal performer and we just want to see her win.

There you go. That's the right message. Thank you, Dean. That's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood reporter live from Los Angeles, City of the Stars. City of the Stars.

Bree and Clint. Tomorrow, the show is going to be live from Dunedin. We're going down for O-Week, Otago University O-Week. For the toga party. We're hosting the toga party at the, Otago University O-Week. For the toga party. We're hosting the toga party

at the stadium. That's going to be great. Don't know what our togas look like. We're going to make them on the day. Mate, if you're going to get into the spirit, you make it on the day. You make it on,

yeah, I'm just hoping that I don't have a single bed sheet. That's the only thing. Well, what hotel are we staying at? Because... You can't use the sheets

off the hotel bed. jokes, we're bringing our own. There's an interesting thing that's happening. Otago University Students Association along with Know Your Stuff NZ and the New

Zealand Drug Foundation said that they will be having drug testing stations and by that they mean stations where you, if you are the sort of person who is going to do that, can go and test the stuff that you're planning on taking so you can actually know what's inside it.

And look, this is a massive conversation that's been happening- Everywhere. Everywhere. And because I'm from Australia, I've noticed a lot of my mates talking about this conversation because there's a lot of stuff going down in Aussie at the moment around pill testing and having it at events like festivals

and big parties where kids and teenagers and young people are dying because they're choosing to take a drug that they don't know what's in it. And they don't know how strong it is. Exactly. So people are really scared to have this chat. And the university are quick to say that in no way did they endorse drug taking and condone it.

But the conversation is just, because it's all illegal, you're buying it behind closed doors. Oh, you don't know who you're buying it from. You don't know where it came from. You have no idea where it's being put in it. Yeah, these are the problems. You don't know how strong it is, but also you don't actually know what's inside it. There's a whole lot that got confiscated that the RMV guys caught before it went in there at New Year's,

and it had pesticide and paint inside it. Because, yeah. That is just mental. Isn't it the conversation that these people, that you're, you know, who knows who they are and they obviously are trying to stretch it as much as they can so they mix it with different things that God knows what. And worse things. And worse things.

That make you feel like, whoa, I've definitely taken something here, but it could be petrol. Which ultimately is there's people dying because, you know, they're taking these drugs where they don't know what's going on. And, you know, you could die. You never know what you're taking. Look, you're taking your life in your hands every time you choose to do something like this. But you shouldn't have to just because you're young and experimenting.

You shouldn't have to die from it. So I think it's really good. I'm all about it. I'm totally for this test. They're only doing it for four days and I think they'll cop a lot of flack from people who are saying that you're encouraging it. But look, if someone goes and tests it

and they find out it's unsafe, they're more likely to put it in the bin, I feel. They're more likely to go, well, okay, definitely don't want to do that to myself and then they can get rid of it safely. The reality is that these young people, there's some people that are going to take it regardless of, you know, whether they see some messaging from the government saying,

don't take drugs. Some people aren't going to listen to stuff like that. Even when they know, you know, the dangers that can be out there, they're still going to do it. So this is, you know, something that could help with those people, I guess. Yeah, I think good on you, OUSA. That's a cool message. And Bree and I are really looking to coming down

and getting involved with Ori19 with you guys tomorrow. It's party toga. Bree and Clint. I've got a, is it a riddle? It's something that's puzzling me. I've been living at the campground, as I keep telling you about, mainly because that's my whole life at the moment.

We're renovating and we live in a campground, so I'm getting into campground life and I'm meeting the campground locals. You're already leaving. I talked to, oh yeah, we're done. Yeah, we're moving out. You're moving out early,

I heard. You couldn't hack it. We need to go and live in a house. I really want to use a washing machine and stuff like that. That's beside the point.

That's not my point. I don't want to talk about the campground. I want to give you a riddle that I haven't been able to figure out and see if you can figure it out. I talked to a guy there on Sunday and he goes,

oh, how was Float? Because he knew that we were down there. I said, oh, it was really good. He goes, yeah, my sister's daughter was there and she loved it. I was like, oh, cool, cool, cool. Right. I've actually got a hat from Float. I'll give it to you and you can give it to your sister's daughter.

Okay. So I went away and got the hat and I brought it back and I said, oh, I've got this hat for your niece. He goes, why are you giving my niece a hat? And I said, well, because you said that she went to float. He goes, no, I didn't. But you told me that your sister's daughter went to float. Yeah, she did. So I've got this hat for your niece. She's not my niece. And I know this sounds trivial, but I've got this hat for your niece. She's not my niece. And I know this sounds trivial but I've been racking my brain about this. How on earth can it not be his niece

but it's still his sister's daughter? Is there possibly a way that it cannot... It has to be his niece. Because he said, I said, how is she not your niece? And he goes, she's not related to me. How can it be his sister's daughter but it's not your niece? And he goes, she's not related to me. How can it be his sister's daughter, but it's not his niece?

What? I was going to say, oh, she's adopted, but even if she's adopted, still. It's still his niece. It's still his niece. If you're calling her your sister's daughter,

then she's your niece. It's your niece. I'm not crazy, eh? Like, I haven't missed a step in this. And that's why I wanted to bring it up. I haven't missed a bit. There's not a really logical answer to this, is there? I'm probably the worst person to ask about this.

If you can figure this out, there's no prize, but it is really bugging me, the answer to this. How can someone be your sister's daughter, but they're not your niece? Everyone is saying on the text machine, stepdaughter. He didn't say stepdaughter. But even then, oh, hang on. Technically, yeah, not related if it's the stepdaughter.

Could be stepdaughter. But wouldn't you clarify that point when I was trying to figure out whether it was the niece or not? Sister-in-law's daughter. Didn't say sister-in-law. Previous marriage. Didn't say sister-in-law. It must be his stepdaughter. He didn't say sister-in-law. Previous marriage. What? Didn't say sister-in-law. It must be his stepdaughter.

He didn't say stepdaughter. Yeah, but you know how some people, they'll loosely say. Right, okay. Well, there's no prize for this answer, by the way. It's just I'm looking for some mental clarity for myself. That's all I actually needed. That's all I'm using in nationwide radio. Is there anything else you want to use for the radio?

Oh, lots of things. I've got lots of problems, but that was the main one that's been bugging me. What about that rash you've got? Oh, no, I know what that's from. There's been another flat issue. In your flat? Not my flat. Thank God. I was going to say. Everything's fine in my flat. What was the last

problem we dealt with in your flat? Oh, when your flatmate was subletting her room out to strangers while she was on holiday and you had to live with randoms. It wasn't a stranger. It was one of her mates. You leave her alone. Stranger to you. You leave her alone. Stranger to you. You leave her alone. Stranger to you. All right.

Not my flat. Doesn't matter if it's her mate. If she's not there, it's a stranger. I'm flatting with a stranger. I'm flatting. I'm flatting with a stranger. No, not my flat. One of my mates' flats.

Look what you made me do. I just sublet my room. Oh, baby, baby, you're flatting with a stranger. You're flatting, you're flatting. All right, stop taking my joke. You're flatting, you're flatting. So one of my mates said to me, she's like, oh, she goes, let me run this by you.

What do you think about this flat discussion that's happening in her flat at the moment? And she wanted my opinion on it. She said she's moved about this flat discussion that's happening in her flat at the moment? And she wanted my opinion on it. She said she's moved into this flat. There's four people that live in the flat. Four plus her or four total? No, four total. Four total.

She's the fourth. Yeah. So she's put all of her towels into the linen closet. Yeah. So she's got all of her towels and her sheets and stuff because that's where you put them, in the linen closet. Yeah. So she's got all of her towels and her sheets and stuff because that's where you put them, in the linen closet. Yeah. She noticed that the guy that she's been sharing the bathroom with has been using her towels. Yeah.

She said to me she believes her towels are her towels. They're not communal for the flat. Yeah. She's not related to this guy. Yeah. We're not all using the same towels and sheets. I said, if someone used my towel in my flat, I'd find that really strange.

Mm-hmm. What do you think? I'm just waiting to get all the facts before I release my opinion. Have I got them all? They're the facts. Cool. You want my initial reaction? What?

I thought you were going to say sharing towels that were already on the towel rail. So I have a wash. Right. And then I put it on the towel rail. No. And then you grab it and you have a wash. Well, that's a no. Because I'd like to say, not keen for that.

That's a no, no. Not keen on that one. Not keen for the Soundkeeper Gary style of grab anybody's towel you see and dry your body. That's a no. If you are washing them. Is there grey area? And drying them. I kind of think it's okay because in a flat situation, it's hard to keep track of whose towels are whose.

No. What if you've all got white towels? I. Yeah. Well, who's buying a white towel? You're asking for trouble. You know, if you don't wash properly, next minute skid mark on the towel. Hey, I am a towel connoisseur.

I love towels. I really, really love them. I buy expensive towels because I really like them. My flatmate, what if they don't? What if there's a situation where there's two towels left, we both need a towel, my flatmate uses my expensive towel, I go to get another towel, there's a crappy towel for me to use. You've got your own bathroom in your flat

and your other two flatmates share a bathroom. Yes. Where do you keep your towels? In the linen closet. In the communal linen closet? Yes. So anybody could access your towels? Yes.

I can see where you're coming from. It's a grey area though, isn't it? I think it's okay though. I think there's certain things you share in a flat. You share cups. You share plates. You share knives and forks. Those go inside your body.

And you share those things. Yeah, but are you rubbing a plate on your bits? I'm licking it with my tongue. I'm literally putting it inside my mouth. Yeah, but towel fibres are different from a plate. I just think when you share a house with people, you end up sharing a lot of things, both intentionally and unintentionally,

and I think sharing towels is probably fine. No. What do the producers think? Let's go to the producers. Why don't you just put your towels in your own bathroom? No, this isn't my issue. Yeah, but them. In my opinion, they share a bathroom.

In my opinion, if you don't want your towels to be shared, you should store them in your room. If they're in a communal cupboard, I can see why people might use them. Because they're just towels, man. Chill out. No, I'm not chilling out. I want to ask, let's ask 0800 dials at M,

weigh in on the topic, are towels communal in a communal flat? There's a flat dilemma. One of my mates has moved into a flat. She has a lot of nice towels that she's put into the communal linen cupboard and the guy that she's sharing a bathroom with is now using some of her towels.

Is she in a relationship with this guy? No. Is she interested in being in one with him? No. Does she find him attractive? No. Does she find him physically repulsive? No.

Okay, cool. Just getting some facts. I think it's a no-no. You don't share towels in a flat. I feel very passionately about a towel. I think it's not for communal use. It's for your use only. I think it's okay.

In a flatting situation. No, mate. I think if you're washing it, it's fine. communal use. It's for your use only. I think it's okay. In a flatting situation, No, mate! I think if you're washing it, it's fine. Matt, what do you reckon? Nah, it's a no-go. It's disgusting. You know, if you use someone else's towel, you don't have to wipe that on their butt.

You could be wiping someone's poo particles over your face. It's not. Yeah, I agree, Matt. I agree. Matt, it's been through the wash, though. So? It's been through the wash. It's still wrong. I will slightly concede that maybe Matt, it's been through the wash, though. So? It's been through the wash. It's still wrong.

I will slightly concede that maybe if the towel's in the communal area, that maybe you should keep it in your room. But you know if it's your towel or not. Yeah. You're not getting your bloody towel from a cheapo place mixed up with a towel from Adair's. Hey, Shannon. I like how Adair's is your...

Adair's is my go-to towel place. Oh, my God. Don't get me started on the delightful towels they've got. Hey, Shannon. I like how Adairs is your... Adairs is my go-to towel place. Oh, my God. Don't get me started on the delightful towels they've got. Hey, Shannon. How are you? Hey, I'm good, thanks. What do you think, Shannon? Communal towels, should they be shared in a flat?

No, it's a no from me. I don't share anything. Shannon, are you in a relationship? No, I'm not. So that'll change one day and you'll end up sharing a towel with the person you love. And then how is that any different? Well, the person that I live with was a stranger when we moved in. So that was just a no-go for me and everything I have is different coloured from his. So it's really obvious if someone else has used it. Yeah. Would you say something if someone in your communal flat used your towel?

Yeah, I might just make a joke about it and just be like, hey, did you not have any towels or something? Like, why have you used mine? The old passive-aggressive flatting approach works every time. Hi, Kate. Kate. Kate? Kate.

Kate. No, Kate. Okay. Hi, Emma. Emma. Emma. Hey. What do you think? Communal towels.

Should everyone be able to use whatever towel? No, definitely not. Mate, you're on your own here. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I've always lived in flats with people that I liked and I just didn't really care. See, but I live with two rugby guys and they are just disgusting. But it goes through the wash, Emma. How is it any different to anything else in the flat?

It does, but we get teens at washing. I don't know if they put laundry powder in or not. No, I'm listening to Emma. I'm listening to Clint's argument. My underwear also go through the wash. Are you going to borrow those? No, because those were purchased to specifically fit your bottom. Like, everybody has a different bottom.

What if we're the same size? That's an impractical thing to share. What if we're the same size? No, and again, because that sits in your drawer. They're in your bottom. Like everybody has a different bottom. What if we're the same size? That's an impractical thing to share. What if we're the same size? No, and again, because that sits in your drawer. They're in your drawers. So they're not in a communal area.

I just think when you're flatting, you have, no, no, anything that's out in the communal area in a flat, you've got very little claim to.

You're sharing a space. What are you going to do? You're one of the people who put your name on the butter as well probably and go, this is my butter. I'm fine with food stuff but a towel

I think you're wiping that on your bits and you're wiping it on your face. Very personal. Last one. Maria. Hello. Hi. What do you reckon? Can you share towels in a flat? Don't do it. That's so gross. I've got kids. I've got kids and all my

kids have their own different coloured towel I have my own coloured towel you won't even share a towel with your kids no it's just like hygienic she doesn't know

where they've been I'll tell you where they've been they've been sharing the same DNA as you fine okay well maybe I'm maybe I'm the only person who's a sharing

and caring person maybe I'm the only one no there's one Keely hello hi how's it going I'm not alone one. No, there's one. Keely, hello. Hi, how's it going? I'm not alone, right? Do you agree with me? Yeah, I do. I use my towels first but if I run out, I'm quite happy to

share with my flatmate. There you go. See, no, see, Keely, she's happy to share but are the other flatmates happy to share? Yeah, he's chill with it. He's a dude. He won't care at all. Bree and Clint. This time yesterday, we were talking about the Australian girl

who's admitted openly to breaking into her ex-boyfriend's house while he was asleep without him knowing so that she could delete a nude of herself of his phone. I think Fletch, Vaughan and Megan talked about this morning as well. Yeah, they did, yeah. Big story, and people on both sides. What we can all agree on, though, is that people do crazy things straight after a breakup.

You go through moments. You know, we've all been there. Yeah, we think it's about a two-week window where you should not be presented with any big decision whatsoever. You should be not responsible for any decision that could impact your life long-term or short-term because you're just not in the right headspace. You should be locked up.

No, I don't know about that. Trust me, there's a few moments where I've went through a breakup where I wish I was locked up. Maybe sent to a tropical island with no phone. Even better. Wouldn't that be good? That'd be great. Imagine if that's what you got.

Breakup rehab. Yeah, if you're the person that gets broken up with, you get a holiday. Yeah. I love that. We did ask you, if you're the person that gets broken up with, you get a holiday. Yeah. I love that. We did ask you yesterday if you could tell us some of the things that you did straight after a breakup. What did your breakup make you do?

And we didn't get to read any of these out. There's some good ones. There's some really good text messages that we got. So we're just going to spend a minute going through some of our favourites now. I'll start with one. My craziest breakup aftermath was I hooked up with my ex's older sister. Problem

is, I got her pregnant. Look, not the best decision. Now that's a great way to make sure your ex is in your life forever. You know? Oh yeah.

You're going to have to see her at Christmas. You could have picked anyone else. But, but, but, congratulations on the baby. I love this text. What did your breakup make you do? Right after my three-year first love breakup, I bumped into my PE teacher in town. We went home together.

I mean, that's not that bad. So bad So yeah as long as you've finished school It's not too bad Surely They would have finished school They would have finished If you bumped into them in town there What about this I'm gay

And I broke up with my boyfriend And I tried to be into girls And I got a girl pregnant And I'm definitely still into dudes. Again, congratulations on the baby. What about this one? How do you explain that one? When the kid's holding up, he goes,

Dad. I had a moment. How did you and mum get together? Yeah. Well, not only were you an accident, kid, so was she. Poor thing. What about, I had a pretty bad breakup and moved from Europe

all the way to New Zealand just to avoid him. That's four years ago and I'm still here. Welcome to New Zealand. It's a great country. That's getting sent to a tropical island for your breakup. That's exactly what we were talking about. My breakup made my ex threaten to take me to small claims court

because I no longer wanted to go on a holiday with her, a paid family holiday after she broke up with me. I went and travelled to Europe by myself. So he wouldn't pay to go on the holiday that they'd planned. Right. He wouldn't give them the money. They were trying to say, you need to pay us now.

They might have a case there. I don't know. Look, it's your breakup. I don't know. Interesting. I want to finish on one. This is probably the top one. Yeah.

The top one. The one that, this one here? No, this is the winner. I'm pretty sure this is the text that has won 2019 so far. If we had a prize, you'd be getting it.

What did your breakup make you do? Guys, after my breakup, my ex took a dump on my lawn. And I apologise for that. Again. I was going through some stuff. There is merit in that tropical island idea.

Even if you're the one who does the dumping, send them to a tropical island. I mean, your lawn will get fertilised, but... Technically, everyone got dumped in that situation. Ayo. I need to do a little bit of backstory for this next thing. A month ago, Bree made me get my armpits waxed. One, to experience waxing.

And two, because she said she's more attracted to guys with no armpit hair. I love a guy with a clean armpit. Which is weird because I'm married and I'm like back off, leave me alone, I'm happily married I'm having a baby having a baby, you Australian hussy leave me alone and we made this deal, when I got my armpits waxed

Can I just say before you play it you didn't get your armpits you bitched out and you got half an armpit wax I got an armpit wax I did that after we had shaken on this deal. I'll do you that same deal I did you before. Even though I've won the poll, I'll wax one if you grow your leg hairs out for the month.

A month? Yeah. This time, February 15, you can shave them. Deal? Shake on it. Deal. Done. As a day before float and we checked Bree's leg hair,

Ellie, you used your hand to check her leg hair and it was what? I did.. Deal. Done. As a day before float and we checked Bree's leg hair, Ellie, you used your hand to check her leg hair and it was what? I did. It was smooth as. Smooth as a baby's body. Have you got that email from HR yet? Waiting for it. So you owe me one punishment. Oh, fine.

And you know you owe me that debt, right? Because I kind of forgot about it. You forgot about what? The bet. Oh, you forgot about the bet. In fairness, I didn't go, oh, I'm going to not do this bet. I actually forgot and shaved them. How convenient. A couple of times.

Now, a little bit more backstory for you because I know what your punishment is. Okay. Now, yesterday on the show, we did a push-up challenge where the loser, because of the news out, No! If you can do 40 push-ups, you're much less

at risk of cardiovascular disease. You lost, didn't you, Ellie? I did lose, yes. 17 push-ups. Brie, you did 20. Yes, I did. I know what your punishment is. No! We said Ellie has to do the beep test because she lost. Now, producer Ellie,

you have the choice now. You can either choose As part of Bree's punishment To Have her join you In the beep test Or You can have her do it

By herself And that is completely up to you Oh that's so stink I don't want to make that decision Because I don't want to do it either But I can't make bread of that by myself. Let me just give you another detail. The beep test will be conducted tomorrow in Dunedin at the University Oval at midday.

And it's open to spectators. No! That is horrible. I'm going to be sweaty. We have to go out that night. Producer Ali, the ball is in your court. And think of this decision because you can give it all away. Think of this decision as your punishment, okay?

That's it. That is not a punishment. It is for Ellie. You know how empathetic she is. She is actually very, very empathetic. You know how much she doesn't like to do this to people. Very empathetic. Shut up.

Don't look at me. And you also know how much she doesn't want to do the beep test. So, producer Ellie. So, wait, what are her options? The options are. I can either be an arsehole or still do the test and not want to do it, but do it with you. Yeah. So, you can either do the beep test with Bree.

I either do it. No. I either do it or I'm a dick. Or Bree can do it by herself. Oh, God. You haven't given her much time to make a decision. Jeepers. I'm so sore from the push-ups.

Yeah, my arms are really sore. Don't be dumb, mate. Just give it to Bree. She's doing it either way. Why would you punish yourself? Why would you punish yourself? Oh, I feel really bad. I actually just...

You're mean. You're evil. You made me wax my armpits. Which is like five seconds of your life. We could die. You could not die. Which is like five seconds of your life. We could die. You could not die. Here's the thing about the beep test. The thing about the beep test is when you've had enough, you stop.

That's how the beep test works. Technically, we could run for a minute. However, there will be an audience there, and so you may want to put on a little bit of a better show. Here you go again, Ellie. Okay. I need a decision from you, okay? Okay.

Who's doing the beep test tomorrow? This is mean. I'll do the beep test with you. You're an idiot. I just called it a brief test. University of Otago. You're the only arsehole here, mate. We're sticking together.

University Oval No No It's at midday tomorrow The beep test will be completed By Bree and Ellie I don't even own a pair of Like running shoes Bree and Clint

Yesterday we put it out there We said hey Who's willing to go naked dining With a stranger Oh we should have played the song Remember we got the What did he talk about Didn't we make a naked Did Oh, we should have played the song. Remember we got the... What are you talking about? Didn't we make a naked...

Oh, we haven't done that one? No, not yet. Oh, well, there's another idea for a song. Naked dining with a... That one's coming, don't worry. Oh, okay, cool. Cool, just glad I ruined that secret. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

that's not the point. There's naked dining that's happening in Auckland. A new company is doing it. It's a real thing. I offered it to you. I said, you should go. You're single. You'd love it. I said... Free dinner. Free dinner? For me? Yes.

100%. Naked? No. $70 free dinner. Plus it's BYO. You could go and, you know, get as loaded as you want. It would take a lot of money to get me to go do that. How much? Oh, probably 10 grand. Oh, okay. Five. I'll take five. Okay. One grand. I need it right now. I'll take five. Okay. One grand.

Thousand. I need it right now. I bought that vernote. Any more? No, that's it. 500? Nah, thousand. Thousand dollars.

Okay, we'll make a note of that. We'll see if we can find a thousand dollars. In the meantime, we said you're not going to go. We did manage to organise two seats at the table though. It's this Saturday night at a secret location in Auckland in a suburb called Graylin. And we said, who wants to go? We have chosen someone. We have got one of our two people so far. There was quite

a few people keen. A lot more than we thought. Yeah. Please, welcome to the show, our first naked diner. Charlotte! Hello Charlotte. Why the hell are you keen, Charlotte? I'm keen because I'm happy with my body.

You're keen because you're happy... Are we on speakerphone? Can you take us off speakerphone? Oh, no, I'm not on speakerphone. I'm just at a bathroom because I'm at a bar. Okay. Are you naked right now? No, I'm not naked.

No, I'm keen because I'm happy with my body. Yeah. And I think it would be hilarious. I love that message. I love that reason, Charlotte. That's awesome. Have you done anything nude before? Are you a skinny dipper?

Do you go to nude beaches? I've seen skinny dipping before a couple of times. And how old are you? Can I ask that, Charlotte? I'm 33. And how, like, at what age, Charlotte, did you really say, I'm comfortable with all of this, you know? Probably only, like, in the last, like, three or four years.

Oh, see, I haven't got there yet. Yeah. Are you in a relationship? No. You're single? So you can go on a date. I'm going on a date, mate. Yeah.

Yeah, well, what's the chicky, mate? We want to find your forever guy. Well, or girl. What are you into? Sorry? What are you into, girls or guys? I'm into guys. Okay, perfect.

We're asking for this criteria, Charlotte, because think of this as sort of the audition process. We're getting the information now, and what we're about to do is open the lines on 0800DALZ.M and say, who wants to date Charlotte naked this Saturday? Tell us a bit about yourself, Charlotte. What do you do for a job? I run my own interior design business.

Oh, cool. That's nice. I also work a retail job. Yeah. And what do you look for in a partner? Someone around my own age. Someone that's outgoing like me. Someone that's good looking. Okay. Someone who's good like me. Looks wise.

Someone that's good looking. Okay. Someone that has a good body. What do you look for in a dinner date that you may only see once, but you'll get to see them naked? Hilarious time. Someone with good banter. You want good banter.

Yeah, good banter. Hilarious time. Just laughing so we can have a good time together, so we can laugh together. There you go. If someone were to ask, what's your celebrity lookalike, just so we can get an idea of... Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton. You look like Paris Hilton.

Yeah. Oh, the phone's just absolutely exploded. Paris Hilton's a babe. Okay, that's fine. Any other prerequisites? Do you want to set an age limit in there or anything? What's the youngest and what's the oldest? That you'll go with.

The youngest would be 33 and the oldest would be 35. What about a mature 30? No. What about a hot 28? Maybe, yeah. What about a rich 25? Yeah, definitely. See, the age is flexible.

And what's the upper limit? How old do you want to go? Probably like 35. 35? What about like a George Clooney 44? Yeah, I can do that. What about a real rich 70? Yeah, hard out.

You're a bit of fun, Charlotte. Okay, here we go. Phone lines are opening right now. 0800 dial ZM. The dinner is this Saturday. You will date Charlotte naked. There will be other naked people there up to 60. You'll be sat at a table of eight.

You'll be given an apron when you arrive, and it's completely up to you when and if you remove that apron, but it's kind of the whole idea. The whole idea. If you're going, you may as well go the full hog, right? Yeah, you may as well. Yeah, you're going to, eh, Charlotte? Yeah, you may as well. Yeah. You're going to, eh, Charlotte?

Yeah, I'm going to. Yeah, get it, girl. There's a free meal, free drinks. Yeah, free meal. B-I-O. The only obligation is you show Charlotte a good night and you report back to us on ZM on Monday morning about what the whole experience was like. Phone lines are open.

You stick with us, Charlotte. Oh, here they come, Charlotte. We're going to have some of your potential dates on air with us next. ZM. Bree and Clint. This weekend, we're going naked dining. Well, we're not. But Charlotte is.

Charlotte is going to take our invitation to dine in a room full of naked strangers, but she won't be alone because we're going to find a date for her. Yep. We're on the hunt for a date, a naked date for Charlotte. She's on the line and she's listening. We've been filtering through the calls to try and find the ones that fit her brief. She wants someone who's kind of fit. Between 30 and 35.

She wants someone who's got a bit of banter about them and a good attitude. We think maybe we've found that guy in Jeremy. G'day, Jeremy. G'day, how you doing? Why do you want to date Charlotte naked at the Naked Dining Experience this Friday? Well, I am a convicted streaker. I'm used to it.

What? I've got a conviction for streaking at a cricket match. What cricket match? What? What cricket match? What stadium? McLean Park in Napier. Cricket. New Zealand versus Bangladesh. How much did you get fined for that, Jeremy?

I got a two-year trespass notice and about a $500 fine. Not too bad at all. Full naked? Full naked or under street? Oh, yeah. Got the photos and the video to confirm. Yeah. Okay.

So you're used to being naked and you're obviously totally fine with that? Absolutely fine. Does the idea of being in a room full of people, and some of them will be quite awkward, so there will be kind of an awkward energy going around the room. That doesn't worry you at all? Oh, I'm sure I'll be a bit nervous, but I think once you get into it, it'll be absolutely fine. It'll be a lot of fun.

Are you worried that those nerves will show on any of your body parts? Uh, no. Mate, he streaked in front of thousands of people. This'll be nothing for Jeremy. Okay, let's bring... Nothing a bit of manscaping can't sort out. Let will be nothing for Jeremy. Okay, let's bring... Nothing a bit of manscaping can't sort out. Let's bring in Charlotte then.

Charlotte, hello. Hi. What do you think? What do you think of Jeremy as a potential date for you this Saturday night? I think he sounds all right. What questions do you want to ask Jeremy, Charlotte? What he does for work. What do you do for work, Jeremy?

Well, I served in the military for 13 years, and I've just left to become a builder. There you go. Amazing. How old, Jeremy? 35. Sorry, I don't think we can hear each other very well. Charlotte, she said he's been in the military for 13 years.

Oh, wow. He's just left and become a builder. That's cool. He's 35. Perfect. What other questions? Any more questions, Charlotte? What's his secret? A secret that he needs

to tell me. What's his secret that you need to tell Charlotte, Jeremy? I don't know if I want to say that on air. Maybe you'll have to find out. Could he tell you that and maybe show it to you at dinner on Saturday night, Charlotte? Maybe. Maybe?

Okay. I think we might potentially have a match here. Could be a match. And Charlotte, you will need to give yourself over to us a little bit in the decision-making process. Think of us as the experts on maths. Kind of interested in a successful relationship, but also interested in a really good story. So, you know, we'll find something that will work. Do you trust us on that?

Yeah, definitely. I mean, the worst that comes out of it, you get a free meal and you get to look at a bunch of, you know, people's bits. I quite like Jeremy. I think he sounds like a good option. Sounds like he's got some good banter, but so does Charlotte, so I feel like that'd be a good match. There is an entry form still open.

We'll take this off air and do all the things we need to do. There is an entry form that is up at ZM Online. If you are a guy and you do want to get a last-minute entry for this, to go naked dating, naked dining, and get a free dinner this Saturday night. You need to be in Auckland, and you need to be... Willing to go naked. You need to be willing to go naked. Those are the main criteria.

Pretty much it. Okay, there you go. If you're keen, go and let us know. Free in Clint. It's my birthday. It's my know. Bree and Clint. Aye. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Alright, we get your birthdays, we put it into the machine here, we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play the best one. Hi Lachlan. Hi Lachy. Hi there.

How are you? Good thanks. What's your birthday? 6th November 89. Okay Lachlan, you were 16 in 2005 on the 6th of November, and on that day, this was number one. Yeah.

This is matter of fact in big city life. This is a throwback. Do you like this, Lachlan? I do indeed. Yeah, man, you've got a good one. Yours is nice and a little bit obscure, but also it's like, yeah. And right now, baby, let me dip on Mickey's. All right.

Let's see what else is in there. Hi, Soph. Hi, Sophie. Hello. What's your birthday, Sophie? 28th of March, 99. Okay, Sophie, you were 16 in 2015 on the 28th of March. And back in 2015, this was top of the chart.

What was this guy's name again? Lunch Money Lewis. Oh, how could I forget Lunch Money Lewis? That's relatable. I've got plenty of bills to pay. You do? Yeah, yeah. Don't we all?

This was a tune when it came out. That was good. I met this guy, actually. It's one of my favourite Lunch Money Lewis songs, too. One of the biggest guys I've ever met in person. Was he bigger than Sean Kingston? Yes. He was.

Yeah, he was a big unit. So his Lunch Money went on. Last one. Trainer. Hi, Trainer. Hi. What's your birthday, Trainer? Yeah, the 1st of June, 76.

Okay, Trainer, you were 16 in 1992 on the 5th of June, and this is your birthday banger. I'm the one who wants to be with you. No. Deep inside I hope you feel it too Mr. Big. Mr. Big. To be with you.

Mr. Big. What are you? Just to be the next That is epic. Oh, trainer. You've got a fan in Bree. Oh, mate. That's one of my all-time favourite songs.

It's an all-time fave. It's a real, like, drink, get drunk and sing a song song. Isn't it? It's a sing along, drink responsibly. I was going to say. Drink responsibly. On a Tuesday. We've played that in Birthday Banger.

Long time. That's my vote straight away. I know it is. Mr. Big. We haven't played Metafix. Don't care. That's when Birthday Banger used to be in four o'clock, though. Yeah, Mr. Big hasn't played in five o'clock.

I mean, you can put it to the producer vote. Did we do that yesterday? Yeah, we did. We did, didn't we? Yeah. And what did we play yesterday? That's right. Rhys Mastin has played.

Nah, I'm going to make a call on it. We can play... Oh! Come on! Yes! Here you go. Here's Birthday Banger. Brianne Clint's in him.

Brianne Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta-fame game. The game where we guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram, and some of them have been losing followers recently.

Yeah, it's been a real weird Instagram glitch. Well, you say glitch, but remember they clean up sometimes? They clean up when there's fake accounts. That's true. And if you've got the more followers you've got, the more likely you are to have more fake followers. So does that change the game? We will find out today. Producer Ellie, hello.

Hello. First to three? Yes. Yes, first to three. And we've got 10 seconds to answer. Feel free to play along in the car. Who's our first celebrity? All right, your first celebrity,

she just got engaged to Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry. Love Katy Perry. Love Katy Perry. How many Instagram followers does she have? Ooh. I'm quite, yeah, there's a complete stab in the dark. Nice. All right, Clint, for Katy a complete stab in the dark. Nice. All right, Clint, for Katy Perry, you've said $40 million.

Bree, you've said $100 million. Too big. Katy Perry has $75.3 million, which means... Damn it. Oh, no. That's Bree. Oh, Ben, I need math. No, it's Bree, yeah, because I said $40.

It's Bree, isn't it? Oh, yeah, it's me. Nice, Bree. If I'd said $50, it would have been smack bang in the middle, but I said $40, so, it's me. If I'd said 50, it would have been Smack Bang in the Middle, but I said 40, so yeah. One point to Brie there. You should know that. She's your favourite.

That's true. Yeah. Not anymore. No, she is. One of, sorry, I forgot about Will Ferrell. Another one of, this one's one of Bree's faves actually I think He's just been cast as Genie in Aladdin

Will Smith I love Will Smith He's only joined Instagram recently too Yeah Hasn't been around on Instagram But he's gone hundy He jumped out of a hot air balloon With a bungee

A helicopter with a bungee cord Alright for Will Smith Clint you've put 18 million, you've put $18 million. Brie, you've put $28 million? Yeah. Will Smith has $27.8 million. Oh, she's on fire. Oh, my gosh.

A date. That was almost accurate. Yeah, well done. Thank you, mate. Okay, give us another one, Ellie. All right. This guy has impressed a lot of people around the world with his role in Bohemian Rhapsody Rami Malek

He's won so many awards for that role already Mr. Robot Or iRobot That's a difficult one iRobot is another Will Smith movie Oh that's hard I don't feel like he'll have that many He'll definitely be in the millions But but hey, you've got to answer.

You can't just wait. All right, for Rami Malek. Clint, you have put 1.8 million. Oh, too low. Bree, you've put 9 million. Yeah. Rami Malek has 2.2 million. That's a point to Clint.

Fantastic. 2-1. All right. This guy, he's actually just landed in New Zealand He's doing a gig in a couple of weeks Netsky Oh The drum and bass producer

Yes Yeah How many does he have? Okay I can do this Yeah I can do Netsky You can do it? Yeah

Who the hell even is that? That's like doof doof stuff you know Bestie things Alright For Netsky Clint you've said 59,000 that. There's like doof doof stuff, you know. Vesty things. Alright. For NetSky, Clint, you've said 59,000. Brie, you've said 147,000. NetSky has 79.5,000

which I think that's a point to Clint. Yeah, I think you're absolutely right. That's a point to me. We're going for a tie break now. Are we at tie break? I love tie breaks. How did we get here? I was winning 2-0. I know.

One more celebrity. He is the husband of Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth. Who's bigger, Liam or Chris? Not physically. I haven't seen them naked. Here we go. Alright. Tie break.

He's pretty big, he's pretty up there, but No, I've gone too big, I've gone too big. Alright. Clint, for Liam Hemsworth, you have said 10 million? Yep. Brie, you've said too big. I've gone too big. All right. Clint, for Liam Hemsworth, you have said $10 million. Yep. Brie, you've said $40 million. Oh, my original one was $33 million. Then I changed it to $10 million.

That's too big. I think I've gone too big. Liam Hemsworth has $12.4 million. It's a game to Clint. Ha, ha, ha. That's fantastic. What a great game. That brings it to three all now, guys. That makes it three all for the year.

Also, just Googled it, who's bigger? It's Liam. Lucky Miley. Brie and Clint. Big debate between Brie and I, which we have... It was the whole team. Yeah, the whole team was involved. We sort of been discussing whether to bring this to the radio or not for a couple of reasons.

Yeah, I don't know how relevant it is here in New Zealand. It is as long as you explain what the thing is. Because everybody in New Zealand knows what it is. I think you Australians just have a different name for it. Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is that in Australia, we grew up with two different things. You guys grew up calling it all the same thing. Ask the question. The question is, is a Jaffel and a toasted sandwich the same thing?

Now, those who know, you can form your opinion straight away. For those who don't know, a Jaffel is... A Jaffel is that thing that obviously you buy a Jaffel maker. It's separate to a sandwich or a toasty maker because a Jaffel maker is the one where you close it and it presses it down on all sides and they come out in like triangles and it's encased. The actual stuff inside is encased

because it's pressed around on all three sides. And you get the crispy bits around the outside. The best bit. The best bit. The best bit. Yeah, and then inside a pocket of molten hot cheese or beans or, heaven forbid, tomato. Or an egg. Whatever you want to put in it.

Now, a toasted sandwich is two pieces of bread pressed together and stuff inside is then melted. So you believe they're two different things I believe a Jaffel is something And then a toasted sandwich is another thing Now this is what I said And you would think that this was fine I said, no, they're different things

A Jaffel and a Toasty are different things But a Jaffel is a toasted sandwich But that's a double,el is a toasted sandwich. But that's a double, that's a, like, you're not making a decision. A Jaffel. You're saying they're different, but then you're saying they're the same. Your argument is irrelevant. No, a Jaffel is a type of toasted sandwich.

No, so you said, so are they a different thing? Yes, because a toasted sandwich, a toasted sandwich, and this is, okay. So they're different A toasted sandwich is not necessarily a Jaffel But a Jaffel is a toasted sandwich Your argument has so many holes in it That means they're different Here's why it's a toasted sandwich Because it's a sandwich by definition

It's filling between two bits of bread And it's been toasted So you. It's filling between two bits of bread and it's been toasted. So you have to agree it is a toasted sandwich. I'm saying you need a special type of thing to make a Jaffel. You need a Jaffel maker. A toasted sandwich, you can make it in a sandwich press. You can make it on a George Foreman. You can make it in a sandwich press. You can make it on a George Foreman. You can make it in a lot of different ways.

But the thing that makes it a toasted sandwich is that it's two pieces of bread pressed together. It's not encased like a Jaffa, which makes it different. Yeah, but just answer these questions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Take the stress out of it. Just answer these questions. No, you answer my question. Do you think they're different?

They are different. Yeah. So then, end of story, argument done. No, you answer my question. Do you think they're different? They are different. Yep. End of story. Argument done. No, don't yell. Just answer this, okay? What's a sandwich? No, we're not talking about what a sandwich is. What's a sandwich? No, we're not talking about that. But what is a sandwich? We're talking about whether a Jaffa and a toast sandwich are different. But what is a sandwich? Just tell me

what's a sandwich. We're not talking about that. It's filling between two bits of bread. What do you put in a Jaffa maker? I mean, to some, that might's a sandwich. We're not talking about that. It's filling between two bits of bread. What do you put in a Jaffa maker? I mean, to some, that might be a sandwich. What do you put in a Jaffa maker? Is a sandwich with one piece of bread a sandwich? No, that's not a sandwich. How many bits of bread do you need for a Jaffa?

Two. And some filling? Yeah. Yeah. But what do you need? You need to put it in a Jaffa maker. Exactly. And what does the Jaffa maker do to it?

Turns it into a Jaffa. By? No. Toasting it. Turns it in a Jaffa maker. Exactly. And what does the Jaffa maker do to it? Turns it into a Jaffa. By? No. Toasting it. Turns it into a Jaffa. Toasting it. No. We're not going to get anywhere on this.

No. We're not going to get anywhere on this. You know what the difference is. No, you need to let it go. No, you need to let it go. No, you need to let it go. No, I'm not. You let it go first.

And then I'll let it go. Can we agree? Let's just, closing argument. Yeah. A Jaffa and's just, closing argument. Yeah. A Jaffel and a sandwich, are they the same thing? A Jaffel is a type of sandwich. We're finished. No, no, it's different.

I want to read you a headline because this says it better than I possibly could. This is taken straight from News Hubs. Hunt for butt plug bandits who stole sex toys from Lower Hutt store. I love that it was from the Lower Hutt. Who's calling them butt plug bandits? Call them the BP bandits. And yes, you're right. It's much better that they're from Lower Hutt and not from Upper Hutt.

That's way more funny So good The lower hut But This isn't This isn't This isn't the first time This has happened

No it's not the first There's a spate of Robberies happening At sex toy stores And I don't know If that's a reflection On the economy If people can no longer

Afford their sex toys Or if it's always been that way Because people want them But they don't want to Go to the counter And have to show The type of thing they're into, so they just nick them.

I don't know. I don't know. How many did they steal? I'll run you through. There's not going to be a butt plug shortage, is there? No, they didn't get that many. To be honest, I've looked at this. They only stole enough for personal use.

So let me give you the description, which is a weird one as well, but you might know these people if you're in the hut area. On Sunday, and this is what the article says, it's not my description. On Sunday, two rugged-looking women entered the Peaches and Cream store in Petone and made off with a collection of toys. These included two... Oh, I can't say that.

Two... Two... Bottom... I can't say what it is. Show me what it is. Let me see. I'm going to turn off the mic and say it to you, okay? They stole two... Something to help Get you

To that They would have had to That thing when they got it home They would have had to bring it in the house Through the back door Put it that way Certain type of Toy

Valued at $300 each Yeah they're not cheap I mean how would I know that A hustler brand rabbit worth over $250. And to top it off. No, it's not the type of rabbit you're thinking of. No, no, not that one. And to top it all off, a leopard print dress worth $95.

Because you also need something to wear afterwards, I guess. Damn, where is this? That sounds like a party. They also attempted to steal a vibrating wand worth $220. God, these things are so much more expensive. That's the reason people are stealing them, because they're that expensive. They're very expensive.

And, I mean, they're the type of thing where if you're with a partner and you buy something together, you can't exactly just use it for the next partner, can you? No, you've got to get another one. You've got to throw it out. It's also the kind of thing that if the police recover, they don't want them back. No.

It's not like return our stock. Once it's left the store, you never want it back. Like it's not like you find the money and you get the money back. Like, you know, we don't want it back. So what happens? Do they just let them get away with it? They could get them back. They have to sell them a bit discounted, they'd say.

These ones have a bit of, and it's all about creative marketing too, you say. These ones have a backstory. When was the last time you saw one of those on Trade Me? I've never looked for one on Trade Me. Have you? No. But there you go, Wellington and the Greater Hutt area.

They're on the loose. Oh, I shouldn't have said that. Please be on the lookout for the butt plug bandits.