ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 1st 2019

Episode Date: February 1, 2019

IWatch1974 tuckshopDean McCarthy Live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekBeat The Bull – Day5Call Aussie re: our heatwaveSong Pitch – Day4World record toot1 second song challengeSong Pitch – Day4Kings has 3 tracks for usBirthday Banger!Airport greetingsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turn that button on that Bree turned off. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I hope what just happened is on this podcast. I'm so sweaty. I've got a sewer. The air con is broken. The air con is definitely broken.

This is bullshit. Surely. Surely. Is it hot in here? Well, yeah. I'll just take my armpit under my linen shirt. And how are we looking? Not fresh.

Clint just put his hand under his armpit and then smelt it. Oh, yuck. Why you haven't sniffed your own armpit? I don't... Oh, I smell it. What's the difference? I don't know. What's the difference between just using your finger?

This is disgusting. Do you smell, do you smell like underwear? Yeah. Like, you know, to check if they're. Not in a fetish way. Not in a fetish way. But like if you, if you look at a pair of underwear and you're like, are they clean or dirty? And then you smell the crotch.

Yeah. And sometimes you can't, and sometimes I can't tell. And I give a couple of steps. And Lucy, my wife goes, Clint, if it's a maybe, it needs to go. I was like, yeah, but I'm not sure. She goes, if you're not sure, put it in the wash. I was like, oh, yeah, you're right. I guess you're right.

Do you have to wash after everywhere? Undies. No, not undies. Like a shirt. Yes. Oh, really? Yeah. Undies.

What are you talking about? Undies. What sort of cretin Do you think I am I'm not talking about undies It's disgusting Remember that time We went to Wellington And we gave wedgie boy

Atomic wedgie And I ripped his undies Out of his pants Yep There was moths That came out of those There was undie dust And I'm pretty sure

I inhaled undie dust That's one of the most Grossest memories Of my whole life Is that how you got pink eye I didn't get pink eye You could have from that But I didn't get pink eye. You could have from that. But I didn't.

But you could have. You can't just say things like, oh, is that how you got herpes? And then someone goes, I don't have herpes. And you go, but you might get them. Yeah, well done. Have you ever had an STD? Oh, now we're getting real. Yeah.

No, I haven't. You haven't? No. I haven't either. Thank God. I've got friends who have had. Yeah. No, I haven't. You haven't? No. I haven't either. Thank God. I've got friends who have had- Yeah, have you had friends that have had them? Yeah, gonorrhea.

Right. I mean, you know. Which I think is quite common. Is it? I think, well, it's either gonorrhea or- And I don't want to shame up people who have had STDs. I don't want to make you feel bad. I mean, unlucky.

But I think that's the one That's one pill And it clears it up And it gets rid of it Maybe for a male I think that's gonorrhea Right You know there's a website So my

One of my good mates Alan Big Gay Al He's been on the show before I was sitting with him At brunch once And he gets this Anonymous text message

Like it's from this weird number Yeah And he reads it And so it's a website where someone's gone on this website and you can send someone who you've had sexual contact with. If you've, say, got gonorrhea, but you don't want them to know it's you, you send a message from this website and it says,

go get checked because someone you've had sex with in the last however long has got gonorrhea. Great app in theory. However, it's only useful for people like Ellen who have had sex with in the last however long, it's got gonorrhea. Great app in theory. However, it's only useful for people like Ellen who have had sex with multiple people recently, whereas a lot of people would just get that anonymous text and go, oh, cool. I slept with Bree last week and now she's using an anonymous service. Why are you using me as an example? Now she's using an anonymous service to say she gave me the clap.

What a stand-up person. She can't even tell me to my face. At least there's a maybe that they might not know it's you. Look, it's important. That sort of service is important because whether you want to face up to it or not, you have to tell people. Exactly. You have to tell people. Because it can make a woman infertile, real chat. It can make

a man insane. Can it? No, that's syphilis. Oh yeah, that's what gets in the brain. That was on the episode of House. Was it? Yep. Yeah, they had multiple orgasms in a row. They were like, oh, orgasms. And they couldn't control it. And then they went crazy.

Because of syphilis. Because of syphilis. You're making syphilis sound quite attractive. I know what I'm doing this weekend. Wow. Here's a podcast. Chat got real. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint.

Hey, good day, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint Good to be here It's Friday How good's a Friday? It makes me want to sing the word Friday Welcome to the G-throom, G-throom We've got cash to give away too We're going to play Beat the Bull today

What time are we doing that? Ten past four We've got cash thanks to Lone Star to give away Yeah, I've been loving that game this week. Also, Kings is coming in today. This is big! He's got the first versions of our debut

single for the Hot Mess Express. For our DJ duo. We asked him for one song. He's come back with three ideas. Yeah, if you missed that, he is producing our single. We're going to have original material when we play Float as the Hot Mess Express. This is fantastic. It's big.

It's big. If you want to hear it, the first time anybody gets to hear these tracks, and one of them is going to be our song. You've got to remember that. One of them is it. Yeah. Or at least the beat for it. 20 past 5 today, Kings will come in and bring that music with him.

That is huge. How fast does the guy work? He's had 46 hours. He's got three tracks. And he's already got three tracks. It's him. That is huge. How fast does the guy work? He's had 46 hours. He's got three tracks. And he's already got three tracks. It's big. It's huge. Hey, next, I'm going to tell you about,

remember we were all up in arms yesterday about the, or a couple of days ago about the Apple bug that was going around? The FaceTime one. Yeah. When you could hear someone before they picked up their phone on FaceTime. Yeah. Well, I've got kind of another Apple conspiracy theory that I'm going to debunk next. Okay, cool.

Brian Clint. I found out something pretty creepy about the iWatch yesterday. Oh, counts your steps? Yeah, that's creepy, kind of. Knows exactly where you've been? That's why I don't want an iWatch. People can find you at any minute of the day. Okay, it's getting worse and worse.

Yeah. I think I'm about to tell you something that you might know, you might not. You don't own an iWatch, do you? Nah, but I flirted with the idea. Oh, okay. How much is an iWatch? A lot. A lot of money.

Expensive, right? Because you've got to get the good one. Ideally, you want the one with 3G, 4G, so that you can go without your phone. I'm getting deep into this. But my theory is if I had an iWatch, I'd be so fat. Oh, come on. I've already got the AirPods. If I had an iWatch, I'd be so fit. Like if I had an iWatch. Oh, come on. I've already got the AirPods.

If I had an iWatch, I'd be. It's not a magician. Hey, if I had an iWatch, I'd run. The coolest thing that I saw. That's the only thing stopping me from running. Yeah, sure. Sure it is. My mate Ellie, you know, Megan from Fletcher Warner, Megan's best friend.

Oh, the other Ellie. Yes. The other Ellie. The other Ellie. She took me to Kevin Hart, the Kevin Hart show. Yeah. And we were sitting there and you weren't allowed your phones. You weren't even allowed to be holding your phone.

And I just watched her reply to everyone using her iWatch. Can you type on it? Yes. How small are her fingers? Like, it works. Like, it's not a whole, like, it's not a whole keyboard. You can only use six letters. You actually have to write the letters.

Oh. Yeah. It's weird. Anyway, that's beside the point. I learned information. I think it was from her. It was someone who said, did you know that you can connect your iWatch to your iPhone? You can place your iPhone somewhere in the room and then you can take pictures using your iWatch.

Is that true? Is it true? Apparently it's true. Because I saw another one like this that said if you have ear pods, you can enable them to listen mode. I saw that. And you can leave your phone in the room and you can put the ear pods in. And listen to what your phone's hearing. And you can listen. You use the phone as a microphone in the room and listen can put the ear pods in. And listen to what your phone's hearing.

And you can listen. You use the phone as a microphone in the room and listen to what's in the room. I don't know. I don't know. We should test these. Yeah. But if it is true, what are you doing? Like, what are you doing?

This is what I always say to people who are going through their partner's phone. What do you want to find out? Because if you want to find something, you're going to find something. Exactly right. So seriously, there's not... People, people, people. do you want to find out because if you want to find something you're gonna find something exactly right so seriously there's not people people people there is nothing to gain from this okay unless you are a very petty person and you're looking for a fight oh shit now i'm convincing people to do it aren't i and we don't have the money to buy a knife i watch anyway so i've got earpods though true we'll think about it with school being back school lunches oh i miss a school lunch god i miss a

school lunch do you miss a school lunch or do you miss the tuck shop at school i miss the tuck shop i also miss just someone else making me lunch i don't miss it my mum would always forget or she'd make the exact same thing for like three years oh my god peanut buttered sandwiches so ungrateful you know what i mean there's a um there's a clip a photo that's doing the rounds at the moment someone has found the tuck shop list from a school in sydney from 1974 now tuck shops have changed since you and i were at school in the 2000s yeah there's no like pies or anything left this one will blow your mind. So this is the sort of stuff you could get from a place called Borrella

School, which is a suburb in Sydney in 1974. So you've got your standards. You can get sandwiches, lettuce or beetroot, cheese sandwiches, tomato. What, just lettuce or beetroot? Oh, sorry, that was a garnish to go on one of them. Peanut butter sandwiches,

tomato sandwiches. Did you sandwiches, tomato sandwiches. Did you ever have tomato sandwiches? Just tomato. Yeah, my dad made tomato sandwiches. Ew. They go very soggy. Yuck. Because you need lettuce

to keep it dry. You go through all that stuff, then you get down to a bit more jazzy, the cakes section. So on here you can get for yourself assorted small cakes, lamingtons,

vanilla slice, Yeah, boy. Donuts from the school canteen. We're talking plain donuts, get for yourself assorted small cakes, lamingtons, vanilla slice, donuts from the school canteen. We're talking plain donuts, iced donuts, pineapple donuts, jam donuts, or jam and cream donuts. A jam donut was my jam. Chocolate eclairs, buttered

finger buns. Is this the fanciest private school in Sydney or what? I don't know. I don't know. And all this stuff, I mean, it's 1974. All those things I just named, nine cents a pop. Then we go over to the other side. And I don't know what a lot of these are. And so I'm hoping that your Australian knowledge,

you've got a bit better idea of what some of these things are. What's a Mr. Juicy? No idea. I imagine it's just like a juicy, those ice block things. Yeah, maybe like a Sunny Boy. Oh, you guys wouldn't have that. No, we don't have a Sunny Boy. It's like a square ice block.

What's a glug? A glug? I'm pretty sure that's yogurt. What's a res? I'm pretty sure that'd be like a Sunny Boy as well. Oh, Sunny Boy. There you go. Is it on there?

Yeah. Sunny Boy. You know they got rid of Sunny Boys last year, I think. Did they? Yeah. Well, they were five cents in 1974. Sunny Boys with the bomb. A zap?

I've never heard of it. Zap's flavoured milk here might be the same thing. What's a cool cat? Never heard of it. What's a Dracula? Never heard of it. What's a snow pop? What?

What's an... Are these all ice creams, maybe? Yeah, this is all under the drinks and frozen ice cream section. Okay. What's a wrinkly chalk? Nah, that doesn't sound good. And I'm not joking, but this is all under the drinks and frozen ice cream section. Okay. What's a wrinkly chock? Nah, that doesn't sound good. And I'm not joking, but this is the last one. What's a wriggledy dip?

I don't want to know. Some of those things I miss. Some of those things just sound straight up terrifying. Bree and Clint. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Here he is with his fancy new opener and everything.

Dean McCarthy, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Love a good opener. Love a good opener. We're getting very close to the Super Bowl where Maroon 5 are due to perform the halftime show. What's going on with those guys? A bit of controversy?

Yeah, controversy and a little bit of drama as well. The Maroon 5 boys, they have pulled out of doing the press conference. So every year, the big performer for the halftime show does a big press conference. They talk about the show and what we can expect and all the drama, the preparations that went into it. They have cancelled the press conference. As you may know, a lot of huge stars in Hollywood were totally turned down the offer to perform a halftime show. Jay-Z, Rihanna, Kelly Rowland, all because of NFL's, you know,

the Colin Kaepernick drama saga controversy that they, you know, all these big stars don't want to be involved with the NFL this year because of it at a protest of how Colin Kaepernick was treated by the NFL. Dean, for people who don't know, can you tell us a bit about that? Yes, of course. So Colin Kaepernick was a very successful NFL player in America and he kneeled during the national anthem. And it was to make a statement and protest around brutality

towards African-Americans and for injustice and inequality in America. Okay, so he would not stand during the national anthem. He kneeled. He got kicked off his team and he never ever landed on another team as well. So no team ever picked him up. And that was very contrary. He's a very, very good player, mind you.

So he didn't get, he never got another gig because of his, you know, political stance. Yeah. Wow. So a lot of the stars and artists are taking a stance, and they said, no, we're not going to perform at the NFL. Yeah, that's right.

Wow. Have Maroon 5 commented at all? Because they're also getting bullied for the fact that they're Maroon 5. So it's lose-lose for them, really. Yeah. Look, they decided, you know, they weighted up the negative publicity for doing it to being the biggest performance you can do as an artist. It is the biggest thing you can do.

So they were like, you know what, that's our dream, so we're just going to do it, but we're not going to talk to any press and kind of stay away from the controversy side. Right, not going to lie, Dean, in here, when we heard it was Maroon 5, we were kind of like, oh. A little bit disappointing. A little bit disappointed. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Dean, what's going on with Gwyneth Paltrow? She's being sued. She's being sued.

Okay, I shouldn't laugh because it's not funny, but a little bit funny. At least it'll happen. So I'll set the scene for you, right? These rich people all snow skiing in some fabulous rich snow field. A guy is snowy skiing and all of a sudden Gwyneth Paltrow comes down the hill out of control, like a bat out of hell. She barrels him over, right? She crashes

into him. She gets back up. He gets back up. He realises it's Gwyneth Paltrow. She skis off into the distance. It's called a ski and hit. A ski and run. A ski and run! Anyway. Don't ski and run! So, you know, because he's been hit by Gwyneth Paltrow, all of a sudden, oh, my neck!

Oh, my back. He's suing her for $3 million. He's thrown in a little case of anxiety and a little case of post-traumatic stress disorder. So he wants $3 million because she ran into him on the ski field. He got PTSD from getting hit by Gwyneth Paltrow. That's fantastic. A lot of people would pay to get hit by Gwyneth Paltrow. Exactly right.

That is bizarre, but that's America for you. Just a thought, guys. You know how we said it was a ski and run. Wouldn't it be a ski and ski? You've got a pretty good point. You know what I mean? Yeah, she wouldn't get far if she was running. Yeah, she wouldn't hit him and then get off and then run.

Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood, that spy. Thank you very much. Good to talk to you. We love you, Dean. Bye, guys. Next on the show, we look at the highs and lows from the week with our new Hollywood, that spy. Thank you very much. Good to talk to you. We love you, Dean. Bye, guys. Next on the show, we look at the highs and lows from the week with our new segment, High Low. Our producers are in to present that.

We'll be back in a second. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. This is a new show. Yes, it's time for the highs and lows of the week. This is the third week. We're fine. We're actually doing quite well, Ellie.

We are doing quite well, but this week got off to a bit of a slow start. I mean, I'm not a massive fan of the royal chat, but this is pretty funny. What does Kate's pet name will? I'll tell you what it is next. Cool sentence. Thanks, mate. We thought it's probably about time we included some highs of the week. And I'll tell you what, this week, having Kings say this was a real high.

What are your thoughts on helping us produce an original single? I'm actually down. Don't worry about it. Catch the Hot Mess Express and maybe Kings performing the hit single at Float this year. And yet again, we've got our best caller of the week. Michelle, what is the best ice cream flavour in the world? Oh, it's definitely got to be Rum and Raisin. No, oh.

Get out of here, Michelle. Michelle. Stop hijacking. Michelle, what happened to you as a child? I'm not too sure. Michelle. Are you all right? Yep.

Are you all right? Michelle. No, Bree's right. No, Michelle. Michelle, are you all right Yep, are you alright? Michelle? No, Bree's right. No, Michelle. Michelle, are you alright? Yep, good, great. Hey Ellie? Yeah?

You alright? I'm no Ben. Ben? Yeah? Are you alright? Yeah, I'm alright. And this week wasn't filled with many lows, but I did catch this one. Cherie, what's your heatwave hack?

So, you can get a pillow and put it into the freezer. Breaking up a little bit. I heard you put a pillow and your bra and your undies in a freezer bag in the freezer before you go to bed. Is that what it is? That's correct. I'm feeling wet, wet, wet. Sorry, what did you just say? Oh, what a week of highs and lows.

Kings came on board with it. Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm just going to stop you there. I think we should let Clint wrap this one up. Okay. When you do your commentary, you do a wrap-up bit on it and say that was this week, that was the highs and lows. Join us next week for another rock and roll edition

of the guys and the show. This is a new week. You never know. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Beat the bull. Right now on Lone Star, you can win a trip to Nashville and Cabo San Lucas thanks to Lone Star and Corona. All you have to do is scan your Lone Star Loyal app with any purchase until the end of February to go on the draw.

What a cool trip. But we've been giving away money all this week thanks to Lone Star, which is great. We've beat the bull. We're going to do another one right now. Hey, Jackie. Hi, how's it going? Going really good. We're going to play you a bucking bull. He's going to go up in cash the longer you hold on. When you say stop, that's how much money you get, but if you hold on too long and get kicked off, you get nothing.

Do you understand? I do. All right. How greedy is Jackie? You've You gotta get off before he bucks you off, let's do it! 3...2...1... 150! Yee-haw! 180! 212! 250! 250 265 Yeah, you're right, that ball! 280

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 305 Stop! Stop! Oh, I don't know if he was about to go off, but you said it before we could tell. We've got $305 for you, Jackie. Congratulations. That is amazing.

Thank you so, so much. I think you played that game till the end, Jackie. I think you were just about to get kicked off. Should we have a little listen? Sounds good. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. $305.

$320. Oh, no, we're still going. $335. 350. 400. This is so hard to do. There you go. Did well, Jackie.

You weren't far off the grand prize at all. No, that's awesome. I'm stoked with that. Nice work. Congratulations, okay? Thank you. There you go. That's our great prize.

Thanks to Lone Star. Remember, get in there and win that trip. Thanks to Lone Star by scanning your Lone Star loyal app. Bree and Clint. It's everyone's favourite topic at the moment, heatwave. Is it hot at the moment? Yeah, someone should have said something, right? Yeah, I haven't heard anyone talk about that.

Do you know I found out today what the actual definition of heatwave is? Like what you have to experience to technically actually be in a heatwave. Okay, what is it? It has to be five degrees above the average temperature for five days in a row for it to actually be a heatwave. So not everywhere in New Zealand is actually in a heatwave. If you have one cold day in the middle, not a heatwave. So it's a couple of hot days.

You have been giving me a stick for how our heatwave is not really a heatwave by Australian standards. Yes. I thought today we could call Australia and let them know we're having a heatwave too. It's pretty hot here. You know, it's pretty hot. So we're going to call a Bunnings warehouse in the Northern Territory, right at the top of Australia in a place called Palmerston. Never heard of it.

No air conditioning in Bunnings warehouses. They're not going to think it's hot. You know that. No. And they probably sold out of fans as well. There actually is air conditioning in Australian Bunnings. Is there? That's how hot it is.

Welcome to Bunnings, Palmerston. This is Mel. Hey, Mel. It's Clint calling from New Zealand. Hey, going, Clint from New Zealand. Going really good. how are you? Good thank you Did you know that we're having a heatwave in New Zealand? Are you kidding me?

We are sold out of fans, every Bunnings in New Zealand All the fans are gone True Literally I'm sleeping in the lounge So that I can sleep underneath the heat pump every night Oh my god So we've got massive rains. I don't know if you know where we are.

We're the top of Australia, so we're in monsoonal areas. What sort of temps are you guys getting at the moment? Our temperatures are about 34 to 37, but we have 90% humidity. And at the moment, we've got monsoonal rains. Right. Have you even heard about our heat wave over here? Are people talking about our heat wave? No, sorry.

What part of New Zealand are you from? I'm in Auckland. Oh. And today, temperatures are forecast to hit high 25s.

Mate, it is hot. It's hot. Bloody hell. Yeah. And it's the humidity that gets you, right? That's the bit that really...

Yeah, it's the killer. I'm just looking at our humidity. Today, it's going to reach 60% humidity. 60? Yeah. Wow. Is that to reach 60% humidity. 60? Wow. Is that hot? That's awesome. That's cool.

Mel, my name's Bree. I'm a fellow Aussie over here in New Zealand and I've been trying to tell Clint that it's not bloody hot here so you're not helping the situation. It's not hot, mate. You just need to just chill. What's the temperature overnight? 15 to 17. It's not hot, Mel. It's not hot, mate. Like, you just need to just chill. What's the temperature overnight? 15 to 17.

Yeah. It's not hot, Mel. It's not hot here. No, it's not. They're calling it a heat wave. It's not a heat wave. No. So you know what's hot to us?

Like, 45 is hot to us. 45? Mel, I've got one of those kitchen thermometers at my house. It doesn't go over 35, mate. There's no way the temperature can reach 45, so that's how I know that you're lying. They've got no idea, Mel, what a heatwave is. You need to come for a holiday, bro, and come to the middle of Australia

and see what it's like. Mel, I'm not going on a holiday to somewhere that hits 45 degrees, alright? No, I wouldn't either because it's pretty hot. There's no way in a hot Australian hell. Hey, you've been great. So, do you know Toby. Do you know Toby? Yeah.

Do you know Toby? Yeah. Can you say hi to him from us? We love Toby. Cool, I'll go find him. Tell him. The girls from Palmerston Store and Tea, say hi, Toby.

Are you seriously going to find him? No, don't, because I'm blushing right now. There's only one Toby in New Zealand. I'll find him, okay? Yeah, Tobes. All right. Thanks, Mel. You're a superstar. Hey, don't, because I'm blushing right now. There's only one Toby in New Zealand. I'll find him, okay? Yeah, Toby. Thanks, Mel. You're a superstar. Hey, Mel, hooroo. See you.

Bree and Clint. Song. Welcome back to another Hot Mess Express Song Off. We're using you, New Zealand, to decide the songs that get included in our DJ set. We've got momentum. We've got four songs already, but we want to hit float with pace. If you missed it, yesterday we added Fisher.

Which is a big banger. Huge. That went alongside Darude, Sandstorm, also John Farnham, The Voice. Went alongside this one. But not as you know it. It's a remix. Oh, Brianna. Very, very, very good.

It's the Hot Mess Express remix. Oh, Brianna. The Mama Di remix. She said, I feel sorry for Barbara Streisand. Today, it comes back to me. It's my turn to pitch a song. I want everybody on our judging panel today to remember that it's my birthday. Okay?

Just keep that in mind, Maddie, Ashley and Rachel, our music judges. Be nice. Are you there, judges? Maddie, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Great. Ashley, are you there? Yeah, I'm here.

Rachel, are you there? Yeah. All right, let's do this Yeah, I'm here. Rachel, are you there? Yeah. All right, let's do this thing, girls. It's time to judge. I've gone with a song which I think is another bridging song between you and I. All right. I think it's a song you and I will both get down to, and I think it's a song from a man who cannot not be part of our DJ set.

The song I'm pitching for the Hot Mess Express DJ set this afternoon is... Mr 305. And this Pitbull song too, because it does this bit. Come on. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. It's got hand gestures. It's got lyrics that you know. It's got a beat and it's got a drop. It's got Mr. 305.

What more could you want? It's got Mr. Worldwide. It's got that little Chico Pitbull. You know, controversially, I came out last year and said, I love Pitbull. I'll back him in for the win any time. Thank you. Unfortunately, your vote does not count.

So first, we go to Maddie. Maddie, is Pitbull a yes for the DJ set? It's a yes. It's a yes. Yes, Maddie, we've got one. That's one in the can. We only need a majority vote. Ashley, is Pitbull a yes for the Hot Mess Express DJ set?

I don't think I can say no to you on your birthday, Clint. It's a yes. It's a yes! Do we have another clean sweep, Rachel? It's an absolute, complete yes from me. Yeah! It's a banger. I've swung for the fences Mr Worldwide And ladies and gentlemen

It's a home run Mr Worldwide is aboard the Hot Mess Express And we're on track for float Oh that makes me feel good Darude The Mumadai remix of Duck Sauce. John Farnham, The Voice. Fisher, Losing It.

And now, Mr. 305 himself, Pitbull. It's going to be a great set. You'll pitch another song for us after 5 o'clock today. Plus, Kings will be in after 5. He's got our track samples. He's got our beats made. He's got three options for our debut single. He'll be in just after 5 o'clock to play those for us. It's got our beats made. He's got three options for our debut single. He'll be in just after

five o'clock to play those for us. It's all happening. Bree and Clint. Clint, this week the Bree and Clint show performed a peaceful protest off the back of a local

councilman in Wellington who said, no more tooting through the tunnel. He started World War III. He very nearly did. It went ballistic. He almost caused

a civil war in this country. We weren't happy. A revolt where the people rose up and overthrew the oppressive council. How dare he tell us whether we can toot through the Mount Victoria Tunnel. I was very proud of our protest that we put together on Tuesday. We got the thunders in Wellington on board. Yep, ZM's Black Thunders. And we staged the protest by tooting the whole way through the tunnel.

The hardest toot we've ever tooted in the tunnel. We couldn't toot any harder. It's inspired a bigger movement. It's big. There's now been an event created on Facebook. This is legit. This is no BS. It's called Set the Tunnel Tooting World Record.

And it's taking part this Saturday at uh at 8 a.m through the mount victoria tunnel 8 a.m on the weekend yes i mean if you're passionate you'll be there yep yep no you know what i mean um so far 10 000 people interested oh my god 2 000 people have confirmed that they will be attending now our tutor in the tunnel was our Black Thunder leader in Wellington Nikita. Welcome back to the show. Hello. Hi guys. Now well done first of all your Queen's Medal is in the post for your services to the people of Wellington.

Thank you. People's work we are doing. Yeah that's on the way. What are your thoughts on representing ZM at the world record tunnel toot this Saturday? Of course we'll be there. It's bloody early on the Saturday morning, but we will be there, we'll be out on force, and we will be honking.

People are calling you the face of the toot. You're the Joan of Arc of the toot through the Mount Wellington Tunnel. I'm the queen of the Mount Vic Tunnel. Yeah, that does mean you may have to die as a martyr for the cause. We don't know that yet, but if it comes to that, I promise. We will sacrifice you.

We're willing to sacrifice you. So you'll be there in force. We can get the thunders down to Mount Vic Tunnel for the world record toot through the tunnel. Of course. Maybe we'll even have some giveaways down there. So Saturday 8am, come join us at the Mount Vic Tunnel. Beautiful.

Love it. Well done. Beautiful We're loving Nikita What a patriotic move I really like this game Yeah I hate this game that I created You only hate it because I'm better at it than you. That's true. You should be better at it. Why?

Because you're a real DJ, so you look at songs all the time, or you listen, and you've been in radio longer than me. True, I am pretty cool. Oh, I have a mate! The game goes like this. We get 20 seconds, and in there will be played as many one-second song snippets of songs as we can handle. You've got to name them, and you're accepting artist or title.

That's right? That's correct. Okay. Well, Ellie, the gameskeeper, is accepting both. Whoever answers the most wins the game on behalf of their listener. Ellie, are we playing for tickets again this week? We are. Yeah.

What are we playing for? Sorry, George is for tickets. Good referee, Ellie. Yeah,. Good refereeing, Ellie. Yeah, cool. Good work, Ellie. Let's meet our callers. Megan, hello. Hello.

Hello. Now, you get to choose first. Would you like me, Clint, or Bree, Bree, to play on your behalf? Ooh, it's a hard one. It's not really. Well, you know what? I'm going to put my faith in Bree. Oh, no. I don't know if that's a good decision. It's done. Hayley, it's me and you, okay? I'm going to put my faith in Brie. Oh, no.

I don't know if that's a good decision. No, it's done. It's done. Hayley, it's me and you, okay? Woo-hoo. All right, Brie, you need to leave the room first this time. I left first last week. I'm going.

All right, she's out. Okay. She goes into a soundproof area because we're going to be using the same songs as each other. I'm ready. You're ready? You guys are ready. You're allowed to pass Clint if you'd like, all right? Cool.

Are we ready, Ben? Fire off the first one. Khalid. Correct. Gaga. Correct. Miley. Correct.

Party of Maldi Club. Correct. Equa. Correct. Miss James. Correct. Lil Jon. Usher. Nice. Correct. Miss James. Correct. Lil Jon, Usher.

Nice, correct. Battle Scars, Guy Sebastian. Yep, you get that. Do I get it? Oh, yes! Oh, I don't know. Oh, okay. Bring her in.

Bring her in. I don't know what my number was, but I feel good. Hey, Brie. Whatever, mate. How you going? Don't talk to me. Welcome back to the game. Don't talk to me. All right. Are you ready, to me all right are you ready Brie okay I don't know I guess so you can

pass if you like all right okay being when you're ready hit it off so nervous Miley Correct Poyet Correct Aqua Yes Mitch James Correct Lil Jon Correct Guy Sebastian Yep, correct Pass

So I can have You can guess that if you want I'm gonna say I know this one TLC Correct Yes! Woah! guess that if you want i'm gonna say i know this one tlc correct we literally won that by one that was intense that was intense now now i don't i don't want to pick it i don't want to i don't want to pick it i don't want to be picky but you said lil john on an usher track okay Lil Jon is the feature artist Oh yeah that's why

I hesitated So I'm just gonna say I'm gonna say it's done Like you win the game But we need some Clear rules around this Because that song is

Year by Usher Jeez it's just a game Clint Well done Megan You've got two tickets Yes Megan Thanks for backing me See I had faith in you, Bree. Thank you, Meg.

Thank you, mate. Bree and Clint. I challenge you to a song. This is where we get you guys to pick the songs that the Hot Mess Express is going to play live in their DJ set. Our DJ set. That is our DJ duo, and we're slowly putting together this set one by one, song by song.

I got a real bolter in the set just before, which I think we're all excited about. This is officially in. Pitbull is in the Hot Mess Express live set. So what are you going to do today? What song are you going to put up to our jury? We'll just meet them quickly first. Hi, Vicky.

Hi, Vicky. Hey. You're a music expert, right? Vicky, you know your stuff. For sure. Okay, good. Excellent. Olivia, hello.

Hi. Hi. You back Bree's ability to pick a banger? Sure. Yeah. She doesn't sound confident. No, not too confident. ability to pick a banger? Sure. Yeah. She doesn't sound confident. No, not too confident. Olivia, I want to get your opinion.

Pitbull, yes or no? On the fence. Oh. Okay. And Izzy, are you there? I am. Izzy, you will have the third and final vote. If it goes to a stalemate, if it goes one vote all, you'll be the decider, okay?

Sure, yep. Gotcha. If it goes to a stalemate, if it goes one vote all, you'll be the decider, okay? Sure, yep. Okay. I am kind of glad that it's a jury of girls. I feel like that'll work in my favour on this particular track. Okay. I'm nervous. I don't know about this one, and I feel like you're going to be a little bit confused.

Okay. But I'm pitching this afternoon. Am I going to like it? Debatable. For our DJ set, we're breaking free. Riding till the leaves are stopped So everyone can see

We're breaking free Okay, I don't disagree with you often. I like to do things together. I want to urge our jury to say no. I wanted to throw a spanner in the mix. I just, oh, I think you've gone too far. Too far? I think you've gone too far. I don't know.

And I really hope that someone sets you straight on this. Let's go to our jury. We're going to start with you, Vicky. High school, oh, I can't even say it. High school musical, Zac Efron. I mean, what a legend of his craft. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's a yes from Vicky.

Vicky, Vicky, I don't want you to... Okay, you've already voted. Too late. Yes, Vicky, we appreciate your support. Olivia, I need to get to you first, okay? I need you to vote with your head here, okay? Don't look to sabotage this set with your vote. I need you to think about the song that is actually right for the DJ set.

We can find other songs. He means you're going to vote no if you want to sabotage it. No, you're going to vote yes if you want to sabotage it. If you want to do the right thing, you'll vote no. Olivia is High School Musical in our DJ set. Sorry, Clint, but I'm 100% yes. She's in. She's in. Is it a clean sweep? Is Izzy there?

Yep, hi. What do you reckon, Izzy? Clint, I'm so sorry, I've got to go with my girl. It's break and free all the way. Yes it is! We're break and free! Bright and dim and clear as a star, so everyone can see. We're break and free! This is a dumb idea. This is a dumb idea. We could do a duet. Can you do a duet by yourself? Because I'm going on a drinks break while this song plays.

I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. We've got to make a statement, mate. Brie and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks,

Brie and Clint are the Hot Mess Express. 15 days to go. Today is 15 days until the Hot Mess Express plays Float Festival. Thanks to Tip Top Trumpet. That's not a lot of time. We have in our studio our secret weapon. Our producer is back. Make some noise everybody everybody, for King.

It's been a long time. I'm going to use some lingo here. It's been a long time in the lab for you, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Whipping soda. I can go live in the studio now. Oh, okay. It's literally been 48 hours.

That's all we've given you. We say we need some ideas. We need to hear some stuff, King. We're not just saying you make it. We're trying to give you inspiration, okay? We're trying just saying you make it. We're trying to give you inspiration. We're trying to be like the brains and you're the muscle. Yeah. We want a banger.

We want a massive tune. And we like the phrase at the moment that all the kids are saying. When they're about to have a big night, they're saying, let's send it. Send it. Where did that come from, by the way? I don't know. I've got no idea. It's the new lit.

Yeah. It is the lit. It's how big's the send? Shall we send it? So like when you give someone a drink, you're like, let me see you send it. Yeah. And if we can get a catchphrase, mate, we can ride that thing into superstardom. Exactly right.

I think we're onto something. I feel like send it could be our meal ticket. You, somehow, in 48 hours, have already come up with three song options, right? I'm going to roll through some of these. We just wanted one. And you tell us what kind of the vibe is. So here's the first one that you've come up with three song options right I'm gonna roll through some of these and you tell us what kind of the vibe is so here's the first one

that you've come back with okay oh yeah oh I don't mind this this is hot what's the inspiration for this what are we looking at here

satisfaction oh yeah one two oh damn What's the inspiration for this? What are we looking at here? Satisfaction. Oh, yeah. One, two. Oh, damn! Woo! Look at the producers. They're loving it.

Look at that. Okay, for a first option, that is pretty strong. Pretty heavy. I can hear your sexy voice on that, too. Yeah. Where you're playing, it'll be like, sexy. You know? Heartmasters. Okay.

Oh! Oh, okay, what about this option here? Option number two. voice on that too. Yeah. Where you're playing it'll be like sexy. You know? Heart missing. Okay. No! Oh, okay. What about this option here? Option number two. Similar tempo. Similar tempo. Deep, deep bass. A deep bass track.

Different vibes. Yeah, cool. Ooh. I need to get some moves from you kings. Yeah, the hand hearts. Fist pump. So this one was kind of like a fishery.

Yeah. Losing it. Like losing it. That song's going off. Got a bit of a drum. Is this song too cool for us? Can we pull this off? Yeah.

Here it comes. Here it comes. Wait. Yeah, no, we can't pull that off. I love it, though. I love it. It's hot. Okay, and then this is option three. This is the third track that Kings has come back with

as the possible debut single for the Hot Mess Express. Oh, I'm instantly in. So we need a song that everybody can get on board with, a song that people will know by the time Float Festival gets here in 15 days, and a song that will just blow up the Blue Lake. We're thinking the phrase, send it, could be our thing. I'm in love. It's good. This one gets a bit rowdy. It's good.

This one gets a bit rowdy. How's our big drop? Oh, it gets a little bit rowdy. All right. Oh, here we go. Oh! Whoa. I just got goosebumps. Me too.

I think we... Oh, I love this one. I mean, we could take a vote. Or... We make an executive decision. Do you want to make an executive decision? As a collaborative team. Yeah, this one feels good. I got goosebumps when you said it.

When you said you got goosebumps. I got it straight out of the back of my neck. And I think that's when you know you're on to a good thing, right? Oh, I love that one. Okay, Senior Producer Kings. I haven't had sleep in two days. Can we get you back in the lab? And can we come and do some lyrics on that one?

We'll do some vocals. Is that the one? Oh, I don't know. Is that the one? I feel like maybe let's simmer on it. Okay. We'll come in and do another listening session in the studio. I think that's a good idea.

That's what artists do, Clint. Really? I've just got really, I'm ready to jump the gun. You're ready to go. No, that's okay. All right. That was one, two, and three. Let us know what you guys think.

Yeah, let's get the vibe on our social media. We'll put it on Instagram. You guys can have a listen. Yeah, cool. Okay, we'll take some time over the weekend. We'll pick this conversation Up on Monday Kings thank you very much

This is Birthday Banger Where we get your birthdays And we put them In a big computer And we figure out What's number one On your 16th birthday And then we play

The very best one We've had some rippers In the last couple of days Yesterday we played The Cranberry Zombie Probably nearly one Of my favourite Birthday one? We've had some rippers in the last couple of days. Yesterday we played The Cranberry Zombie. Probably nearly one of my favourite birthday bangers we've played. Evanescence went off as well. I didn't think it would but it really, really did. Will we have

a third rock song this week? Yeah. Are we changing our name to The Rock? Let's find out. Sally, hi. Are you there, Sally? We'll come back to Sally. Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi. Welcome to Birthday Banger. What's your birthday, Sally? We'll come back to Sally. Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi. Welcome to Birthday Banger. What's your birthday, Rosie?

21st of June, 97. Jan. Okay, Rosie, you were 16 in 2013 on the 21st of Jan, and this is your Birthday Banger. I want to scream and shout and let it all out. Oh, yeah. And shout and let it out. Bring the action.

That's a good That's a banger That's a good Will.i.am and Britney Spears Co-lab That was part of Britney's Comeback wasn't it It was

After when she got That haircut Yeah the Yeah when she Same time we don't talk about Yeah that time That's Rosie Okay let's see what else

We got Hi Emma Hi Em Hi What's your birthday 27th of March, 1993. Okay, Emma, you were 16 in 2009 on the 27th of March, and on that day, this was top of the chart.

And I said, Come on, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting. Oh, love story. One of the great Taylor Swift songs. Love story. How does that make you feel, Emma? I feel like it's my high school days all over again. Yeah, and that's what it should do to you, right?

That was perfect. That's my favourite Taylor Swift. Really? Yeah. That version? Yeah, that real country, she's playing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do like that Taylor Swift.

Let's go back to Sally and see if she's there. Sally, can you hear us? Yes. You can. Okay, great. I do like that Taylor Swift. Let's go back to Sally and see if she's there. Sally, can you hear us? Yes. You can. Okay, great. What's your birthday? My birthday is the 13th of August, 1985. Okay, Sally, you were 16 in 2001 on the 13th of August,

and this was number one. If I could swear, I would. Holy banger! We might be doing a rock three-peat. Sally, you get Lifehouse hanging by a moment. How does that make you feel? Really great. That is such a tune.

It is such a tune! Gotta play it. We've gotta play it, right? That Taylor Swift song is very good too, though. But it's no Lifehouse. Fine. Got to play it. We've got to play it, right? That Taylor Swift song is very good too, though. But it's no life, house. Fine. Yeah, do it. Listen to this bit just as it starts, the bass.

It's good. Okay, here's your birthday banger. Sally, we're playing yours, okay? Congratulations. Desperate for changing. Free and Clint. Have you ever been to, you know when you go to the airport and you're coming out of when you've just been on a flight

and there's all the people there holding signs up for people? Arrivals. Arrivals, yeah. And there's usually the fancy people that have got like a chauffeur there or they've organised like a taxi or something and your name's on the sign. Yeah. There's a bit of a different one that's happened in Melbourne over the last week. And there's a picture that's gone viral.

And it's of a guy standing in arrivals, holding a sign, waiting for his partner. Real sign or digital sign? Because I know a lot of them use an iPad now. Yeah, I've seen that. No, he's drawn this sign himself. Oh, cute. Yeah. Do you want to know what the sign said?

Yeah. The sign said, so what the sign said? Yeah. The sign said, so he's standing at arrivals waiting for his partner, and the sign said, I know you cheated. Apparently this guy was at arrivals, kicking around, waiting, and a few people have taken a photo of this guy, and they've put it up online and it's gone viral um has she cheated on her holiday like has she gone to thailand for a girl's trip and words got back to him or what like because it's a very public way to do that sort of thing

and you want to have your facts straight too you really want to know you really want to know that that you definitely you've definitely been cheated on if you have go for gold if you're acting on a whim if you're like if she hasn't texted you for 24 hours you're like she's cheating she's cheating she chatted it's a long it's a long way to go to go and paint up the board and take it to the airport what would you feel like if you started walking out? Because, you know, airplane rides, they can be taxing. Yeah. And you're exhausted. They're stressful.

They're stressful. You're walking up out of the arrivals and you see your partner and you recognize him and then he's holding that sign. You're like, oh, shit. Easy, easy. Keep walking. Straight to an Uber. Bree and Clint.

Today's been a glorious day for us too Because we have in our hands What will be the single The debut single I don't want to say only single I'm going to say debut single For the Hot Mess Express It's our first single Our first single

Produced by Kings He's bought us options It could sound like this Oh it's hot You know like a real deep house. It could sound like this. Well, you nearly mixed both of those into each other. I'm the DJ in the group.

No, we're both DJs now. You haven't done any DJing yet. Doesn't mean I'm not going to. All right, you're a DJ too. Or it could sound like this. This is the bit we like. Let's go. All three very different sounds, hey.

All I'm saying is I hope they have ensured the sound system at float. We're going to blow the roof off that mother. You know what they say, if you're not redlining, you're not headlining. Yeah. That's DJ speak, baby. I know. Happy thing about that. Feel free to send us a message about which one you like.

One, two, or three. We'll see you guys back next week. We'll make a decision then as to which song we're going with. Have a great weekend, everyone. Bye. Bree and Clint. Weekdays 3 till 7 on ZM.