ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – February 1st 2021

Episode Date: February 1, 2021

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G'day guys, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast for Monday the 1st of February. It's my birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to me! How does it feel to be in your 40s? It will feel great when I'm there because 40 is the new 30. Why, do you celebrate at midnight? No, I'm not even close to 40. Yeah, you're closer to mid-30s.

40 is hot. No, you are mid-30s if we're breaking it into brackets then like what's the you know when i think i will have a midlife crisis is you know when you go to like somewhere you have to fill out paperwork and you go up into a certain bracket you know how it's like what is it usually it's like 25 to 30 yeah 30 to 34 31 to 34 i don't know i don't know it changes it changes a lot yeah the the one that really gets you is when they go under 21 and then like 21 to 35 there's a big bracket and then you leave that bracket that's the one that's going to hurt to leave. Yeah, you don't want to leave that bracket.

I just had to fill out a form online the other day and you click the box and you have to scroll up through the years that you were born. Oh, I do this all the time. And I had to do more than five scrolls and I was like, oh man. That's not ideal. But hey, the grass is always greener.

I remember complaining about my age when I turned 24. So live in the moment. I just thought of the weirdest story after you said five scrolls. I remember I used to work at this radio station. I'm not going to mention which one. And a bunch of us worked. We're called street teamers where you take out the promo cars and all that kind of stuff. And I remember this one time we're all at this event and we're all working there.

And for some reason we all started talking about what was our numbers. Oh, yeah. How do I do it? That's appropriate workplace chat. Oh, it is when you're like early 20s and you're all kids out in the promo radio cars and you've all hooked up with each other. And anyway, this one girl goes, oh, that's easy. Like and pulls out her phone and she's written down every name

and she does five scrolls. And I just remember we all called her five scroll. Fuzzy. Oh, my God. Hey, five scroll. And she, like, loved it. She didn't care. She was like, yeah.

It's sex now. And what? I'm a five scroll. Yeah, live your best life. No shaming going on on this show. Five scroll. Maybe she had a really slow screen. Maybe she had one of those.

Nah, she didn't. Maybe she had one of those old LG Prada phones. Remember those? Well, maybe she did. I had one of those. With the goldfish inside it? I had one of those. Yeah.

And it was a piece of shit. Piece of shit, yeah. My ex-girlfriend had one too. And she dropped it into the water in the viaduct. And she cried. I was like, the phone sucked, man. It was a piece of shit. Piece of shit, yeah. My ex-girlfriend had one too. And she dropped it into the water in the viaduct. And she cried. But I was like, the phone sucked, man. It was a shit phone. Yeah, but it cost a lot of money.

It was like one of the first touch phones. Yeah, it was before the iPhone. Before the iPhone, one of the first touch screen phones. It was touch screen, but it did nothing. And it was a touch screen that they hadn't obviously worked out all the kinks. Yeah. So it was terrible. You literally only bought it because it had goldfish inside the screen.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. So it was terrible. You literally only bought it because it had goldfish inside the screen. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, gee. That's it. That'll do, I reckon. We've got to get out of here. Bree's tired. We've got to pack.

We've got to go to Christchurch tomorrow. We're getting on the road tomorrow. I've got to go home for my birthday surprise. What's that? I don't know.

If I knew it, it wouldn't be a surprise. Didn't you ask for bangers and mash? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'd be surprised't you ask For bangers and mash? Yeah Yeah Well I'd be surprised My wife hates

Bangers and mash Does she? Are you guys video Like Not really anymore No like on weeknights No Do you

Well kind of Lucy cooks video right? Yeah Do you get to ask For like your favourite meal On your birthday? That was always What my mum did for us

I would not dare Ask for my favourite meal On my birthday Because I have Dinner made for me every night. So I'm not going to dictate the menu. Oh, true. I'm happy.

But does she make you something that she thinks you're going to like? Does she think about that? Does it date? No. Yeah, she makes things that I'll like every night. She's thought that goes into dinner every night. Oh, look at him. Look at him.

The politician. No, you guys are trying to stitch me up here. You're trying to... No, I think that's a pretty common thing, to make someone's favorite meal on their birthday. Every meal my wife makes is my favorite meal. Because if I had a partner, I'd cook what I like most. Oh, that was the wankiest comment.

Everything is my favorite. Oh, that's not true. My favorite ingredient? Love. Beautiful. That's disgusting. Not that kind of love. Thank you, Anastastasia For keeping it real

Now Clint's gonna say Now Clint's gonna say Something awkward In the podcast Yeah yeah Everyone be quiet And let Clint say Something awkward

No I'm not gonna say Anything awkward I'm just gonna check out And say bye Have a great podcast That was alright That was good That was good

Yeah that was fun It's fucking annoying If you don't say anything Yeah Bye Happy birthday mate Bye Happy birthday Happy birthday It's fucking annoying if you don't say anything. Bye. Happy birthday, mate. Bye. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hi everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Happy anniversary day to those who are celebrating their anniversary. No, their city's anniversary. I was like... I got confused. It was my anniversary, my wedding anniversary over the weekend. Oh, so yours is close to...

Wait, no, it wasn't. It's tomorrow. Oh, no. Okay. No, I haven't screwed up, okay? I haven't screwed up. How? I haven't screwed up. How have you not screwed up? We celebrated our anniversary yesterday.

Over the weekend. Because tomorrow we're going to be in Christchurch in the DeLorean. Gotcha. So I'm not going to be around for our wedding anniversary. Gotcha. Oh, man. Look, if you're an adult, these things are movable, right? You can just shift them around.

Yeah, I mean, once, you know. As long as you don't forget the day. Once you get to a certain point in life, it's just another one, another notch on your belt, you know. It's my birthday, by the way, so I should be allowed. Yeah. I should be allowed to forget whatever I want today. Well, yeah, true.

Happy birthday to you, by the way. Yeah, thanks for finally remembering. Oh! Piss off. We're going to start the show with tradie versus lady like we do. If you want to play today, if you're a tradie or a lady, call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. And you can pick up $50 cash if you want to play.

Call now. Bree and Clint, here's LAB and Controller on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Trivia-based quiz. First, the three points will take home the 50 bucks this afternoon. Who's up first?

Today, playing for the Tradies, he's 20 and he's from Hamilton. Please welcome our Tradie, Rob. G'day, Rob. G'day, Rob. Rob. Yeah. G'day, Rob. Sorry, we've got you now. Okay, taking you on today is our lady from Christchurch.

She's 23 years old. Please welcome Harriet. Hi, Harriet, Rob. Sorry, we've got you now. Okay, taking you on today is our lady from Christchurch. She's 23 years old. Please welcome Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Hello. Hi. How good's Christchurch, Harriet? How good's Christchurch? We're there tomorrow in the DeLorean.

We are. We'll see you then. We're going to be broadcasting live from Cathedral Square for Tradie vs. Lady at 3 o'clock. Look out for the very non-tan people in a spa in the middle of Public Square. How good. How good. How good. How good. All right, guys, here we go.

Your buzzers are tradie and lady. Buzz in when you know the answer. First to three points, question number one. What is a golf ball mainly made up of? Tradie. Yes, Rob. Is it rubber? Rubber's correct.

Yeah, we'll give you that. One to the tradies. Here comes question number two. When was Pepsi invented? Is it A, 1943, B, 1965, or C, 1970? Lady. Yes, Rob? I'm going to go with 1965.

He's on fire. 1965 is correct. Two to the tradies. Yes, Rob. I'm going to go with 1965. He's on fire. 1965 is correct. Two to the tradies. Question number three. According to Google, who has a bigger net worth, Katy Perry or Lady Gaga? Lady. Harriet.

Is it Lady Gaga? Lady Gaga is correct with $275 million. Katy Perry trailing on $125 million. Here we go, next question. It's Auckland anniversary day today. What is the capital city of New Zealand? Lady. Yes, Harriet.

Wellington. Oh, she's tied it up. We're all squared up. All right, here we go. Two-piece. This is for the win, guys. Here we go. Elon Musk is the new world's richest man.

He owns a space company. Who was the first person to ever step foot on the moon? Ladies. Yes, Rob. Oh, was it... Three, two, one. Buzz Armstrong. No, it wasn't Buzz Armstrong.

Sorry. Hurry it for the win. Was it Lance Armstrong? No, it wasn't Lance Armstrong, sorry. Hurry it for the win. Was it Lance Armstrong? No, it wasn't Lance Armstrong either. All right. No one got that one. We will go to another question. It was Neil Armstrong, guys.

Lance Armstrong is the guy that... Took the drugs? Had a few issues. And Buzz Aldrin was the other guy on the spaceship. He was the second dude. He was the second one, yeah. So both of you were close. Let's just put it that way.

Here we go. This question is still for the win. Officially, how many Back to the Future films are there? Three, maybe. Rob was in first. Was it four? It's not four. Harriet.

Three. She's not four. Harriet. Three. She's a lady. She's got it. Of course, the first one where he goes back to the 40s or 50s, the second one where he goes into the future, and the last one where he goes back to the wild, wild west. Well done, Harriet. We're going to get your $50 out and you take it out for the ladies today.

Congratulations. Woo-hoo, thank you. Nice work. That was a close one. Bree and Clint. Amanda Bynes has had a rough couple of years, hasn't she? Hasn't she, yeah. I mean, look, I feel horrible for her,

but she was in the news a lot last year. She got that tattoo on her face. Then she was in rehab. Then she got engaged. She's a long way from the Amanda show. Yeah, yeah. You know, she's been dealing with her own things lately. But do you want to hear the new news about Amanda Bynes?

Only if it's good news. I think it might be all right news. Okay. Yeah. She's 34 and she launched a new Instagram page called Matt Black Designs. Yeah. And all of her fans and stuff were like, oh, this is going to be, you know, she's going to share fashion designs because she graduated

from the Fashion Institute of Design. Yeah, good for her. So they were like, you know, that's where she's moving into. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here comes some hot fire clothing from Amanda Bynes from the Nickelodeon. Exactly. Turns out, no. She has launched her rap career.

Mad flyer. Diamond, diamond, diamond on my neck, on my wrist. What? This is her. she has launched her rap career. What? This is her. This is Amanda Bynes' rap music. Yeah. Oh, man, it's so good. Hey, give her time. Apparently, after releasing this on her Instagram,

and it's with someone that we don't know who the other guy is at the moment. No. Whoa, she's already got half a million followers and she's only done two posts. I need to shut my stupid mouth. What do I know? Maybe that is Hot Fire Rap Music. Crazy, eh? And after releasing that on her Instagram with an unknown other artist,

Lil Uzi has come out on Twitter and said, Amanda Bynes, I'm ready. Let's drop a track. Damn, she's got props from Lil Uzi Vert. Yeah. Yeah, right. So apparently he's super keen. He's not an opportunistic person at all.

He's not just looking for some airtime. Nah. Great, good for her. Good for her. She's doing something and that's the main thing. I thought because of, you know, to celebrate her releasing her, launching her rap career, we could look back on some other famous people who gave music a crack.

Sure. Okay? So non-musical stars who decided to launch a musical career. Correct. Got it. Okay. You need to guess who these people are, okay? The first person

launched this song. If there's no love, there's no life. Surrounded by these lives and lies. In this world I hold my wife to my chest. Also rap. Wipe the tears from my eyes. No, absolutely no idea. Is it Michael B. Jordan?

That is Tom Hardy. Is it? The actor Tom Hardy went by the name Eddie Too Tall and rapped and had a whole album actually. He's one of those annoying guys who's so talented and so cool. Okay, give me another one.

Okay, the next one is this track. Lindsay Lohan That's right Yeah This song was quite big If I recall Yeah, a little bit sad When you listen to the lyrical content

I know, it is But that song did quite well for her And she had maybe one or two others that did all right. What about this one? Hilary Duff? Oh, no. Am I close? Kind of.

Beer Naked. This song was quite big too. Nah, who was it? Jennifer Love Hewitt. Oh. The actress Jennifer Love Hewitt. We're going through a few. God, there's someone I haven't thought about for like 10 years.

I know, right? She was everywhere. She was it, hang. Okay. We're going through some people who are famous and gave music a crack at one point. What about this guy? I know who this is. Very famous.

This is David Hasselhoff. It's the Hoff! Yeah. He didn't just give it a go. He was one of the biggest stars in Germany. I know, still is. Did you know that he performed on top of the Berlin Wall as they were tearing it down?

Crazy, eh? That song there by the Hoff called True Survival. Yes, go the Hoff. And the last one on the list, famous people who gave music a crack. What about this one? I don't think you will ever get this one. No, I got nothing.

Who was that? That's Brie Larson. Wonder Woman? No, it's not Wonder Woman. Oh, Captain America. No, Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. Sorry, yeah.

Yeah, Brie Larson had a music career back in 2009, apparently. I get them confused because their outfits are the same colour. And nothing else. Brie and Clint. Auckland City, who's on holiday today, so they're probably not going to hear this. Good, let's talk about them. Yeah, they've got smelly breath.

The coast is clear. They've got toe jams. Bloody jaffers. They've got hairy backs. Ugh, jaffers. Now, they're in the grips of a crime wave at the moment. There is an epidemic of thefts at the moment for bicycles. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle.

Are we talking mountain bikes, BMXs? All of them. Anything on two wheels that gets parked outside the dairy, yeah. Apparently thieves can't get enough of them at the moment. They've always been easy to steal bikes unless you've got a really good chain and even then people know how to get your bike. But at the moment, it's really hard. This is the weird thing that's happened with lockdown.

There's been a boom in bike sales. Yeah, true. It's one of the things that people are buying a lot of. Weirdly, jet skis. Which I mean, practical. Luxury vehicles was one of the ones that came up at the top of the list. Also practical. And bicycles.

Bicycle, actually practical. Push bikes. People are going, you know what? Life is short. I need to start biking around. You know, I never thought riding a bike was for me. Like I'm just not super into exercising. And then when the electric bike came out, I thought finally a bike for me.

And I wonder if those get stolen quite a lot because they're not cheap. I would hope that e-bikes have got like Find My Bike installed on them. Surely, yeah. Surely bikes have got to a stage now where you can look them up on an app if they've got power inside them. But I don't know. They're saying the best way, because if you're looking to buy a bike, and lots of these bikes are being sold on Facebook Marketplace

because places like Bike Barn and stuff like that don't necessarily have the stock at the moment. They're saying if you're buying a secondhand bike, the best way to know if it's stolen is to Google how much the bike is actually worth and if the price is too good to be true. It probably is. It's probably stolen.

People are selling $2,500 bikes for $1,000. God, good deal though. Yeah, except for the fact that it's stolen. Yeah, you got a point. And if the police find out it's stolen, they just take it back and you don't get any money. Yeah, you're gay. Yeah, right? Anyway.

Can I just say, such an asshole move. To steal someone's bike. Yeah. Have you ever had your bike stolen? Yes, I have, actually. It sucks, eh? It sucks, and you have to walk home with your head held low. Is that the same?

No. No. Auckland Anniversary Day. Happy Auckland Anniversary Day. Happy Auckland Anniversary. To Auckland and to all the non-Aucklanders who get Auckland Anniversary Day thrust upon them and just call it Anniversary Day. Actually, you know what?

They don't get days off. Does Aucklanders get days off? What, today? Yeah. Yes. So wait a minute. No one else in Auckland is at work? No.

Why the hell are we here? Well, I mean, essential workers are, the doctors are, and the gas station people are. True. And it's also a holiday for lots of the country. Get Auckland Anniversary Day. They of the country. Get Auckland anniversary. They do? Yeah.

Rotorua. The only time the rest of the country like Auckland. Not all of the country though. Just the ones who have got it today. Yeah, that's what I mean. Anyway, happy anniversary day if you've got the day off and sucks if you don't. Yeah.

Let's leave it at that. But I mean, Wellington get their own day and, you know, there's a few other. Don't worry, they're fine, mate. They had their day last week. Okay. Speaking of a place not in New Zealand or Auckland, Australia. Almost pushed the wrong button.

Almost. We nearly heard another piece of it. Almost. Leave it at that. Almost pushed the wrong button. You know, obviously being an Aussie, I like to bring the Australia stories to the table and just so people obviously maybe really appreciate living in New Zealand. Yeah, the grass is not always greener. No, and here's another one of those stories for you.

And this story is out of a place in Queensland called Curramundi. I've heard of it. The Curramundi, and it's near the Sunshine Coast. And it's about a woman who walks up to her car early in the morning and she found a few notes that had been written and placed on her windows. Sure. But on multiple windows. The notes read, snake, two metres under your car, in and around the engine.

Oh. So she thought someone's pulling a horrible prank. Really? That's what your mind goes to straight away? First she thought that. Yeah. And then she thought, okay, what if this is actually legit? Yeah.

And she called a snake catcher or a wildlife person and they came out and take a listen. We've just arrived here at a home in Karamundi now. This is definitely not something you want to came out and take a listen. We've just arrived here at home in Curramundi now. This is definitely not something you want to come out to in the morning. Three or four different signs on your car saying there's a two-metre snake going underneath and probably in the engine bay. So let's see what we can find. There's definitely a snake under here.

Jeez, that was... Whoa! That's where I reckon it goes. She's straight up in the motor. Oh, it's nice and warm. here. Jeez, that was... Whoa! That's where I reckon it goes. She's straight up into the loader. Oh, it's nice and warm. Yeah. It's huge. Two-metre carpet python was found sitting curled up on the engine.

Yeah. And snakes do that because they obviously are looking for heat. They're like the worm. Yeah. You know, this happened to me when I was working at a car rental company. A two-metre python crawled into your engine bay? Yes. Really?

So it was actually a high-ace van that we were renting out and I put the guy in this van who was renting it and he drove it off and he came back like maybe half an hour later and he's like, the van's being weird, like it's sluggish and there's something wrong with it. And I was like, oh, okay, that's weird. So there was a mechanic, like, that worked at our, you know, place at the time. And I was like, oh, can you have a look at, you know, this van?

He opens the hood of this van, and I'm not joking, it was a four-metre python sitting right on top of the engine. And that, folks, is why we don't want a trans-Tasman bubble. Keep your snakes. Keep them in the air. Bree and Clint. This was an off-air conversation that I trusted in you. Nah, I think this is important.

I think it's a PSA. And then you were like, let's do it on air. And I was like, oh. Well, I think it's relatable. And I think whatever resolution we come to, people will be able to use this information. It's just our life, isn't it? I said to you off air, I feel really bad because my auntie,

my mum's twin sister, Julie, who I love, she went to the trouble last year of sending me a Christmas card. Oh, lovely. I love people who still send Christmas cards. So cute. That's the only Christmas card I got. I don't send them, but I love receiving them. Yeah, it's great. And at the time I was

like, oh, that is so nice. She would have had to have got my new address from my mum. How do people, boomers especially, how do they have everybody's address? She would have got it from my mum, I'm assuming. And then I was like, okay, I need to remember to call her, because I'm not sending

a card back, but I need to call to call her because I'm not sending a card back, but I need to call her to say thank you and how nice that was. Yeah, you need to acknowledge it. So I forgot to do that. And then she also backed it up with a lovely birthday card, which is a week after Christmas. And I also haven't thanked her for that. And I said to you, how long is too long to call someone and thank them?

Well, you received these things in December. It's now February. It's been a while. It's been a while, but the longer you wait, the worse it's going to get. You have to say something. Should we call her now? Yeah. And I'll play it off like it's not been a long time.

Yeah, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully she answers. So which auntie is this that we're calling? My mum's twin sister. Julie. Got it. She's like, I'm at work.

Call me later. Hello, Julie speaking. Hi, Julie. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Julie, do you know who it is? No.

It's your favourite niece. Oh, Rana. Hey, Julie. I was just calling to say thank you so much for sending all of those lovely cards. Oh, so? You know I love you. That means so much to us. That was really lovely.

You know what? That gives me tears just you saying that. Oh, no. I love you. It does. It means a lot. I love you. Aunty Julie, it's Bree's friend Clint here.

Hi. Hi, Clint. How are you? Good. Good. How are you? I'm good. I'm good.

Hey, any part of you, I know you're tearing up. I know it's nice to hear from Bree. Any part of you that's a bit miffed that she's waited a month and a half to call and thank you for the cards? Not at all. Not at all. I know you were endeavouring to get her her card before Christmas. You did.

And she's now calling you after January. That's right. Dodie already told me that she was really happy that I'd sent the card. So I really knew, Glee, that you were happy, Lana. Pretty slack from me, but just know that I was talking about it in our household, how special I felt that you somehow stalked me to get our address. I know. Well, obviously I got it from Didier.

Well, who knows? Who knows, Julie? I don't know how you're tracking me down these days. So, just got to be careful. Well, it's February 1st. We just wanted to call and say Merry Christmas. Yeah, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. And Happy New Year.

Brie and Clint. You know on Schitt's Creek, the TV show, which if you haven't seen Schitt's Creek by the way I strongly strongly recommend Strongly Not only strongly but I strongly I strongly recommend you watch it It's a mixture of strong and stronger

It's a top five show of all time It's fantastic it's heartwarming It's funny it's clever Basically the idea of the show is these rich people They own a town and they go bankrupt. The only thing they've got left is this town and they have to move to the town. They have to live there.

Well, much like Schitt's Creek, the opportunity for you to own your very own town here in New Zealand has just come up. And I don't think that you can overlook this. So, Wade, are you calling this town in New Zealand Schitt's Creek? No, I would not call it Schitt's Creek. Is that what you're saying? No, but I will say that Oripuki in the

South Island, in Southland, 50 minutes from Invercargill, it needs a bit of love. Needs a bit of TLC? It definitely needs a bit of TLC. The town currently comprises a total population of 60 people. There are two remaining businesses in operation.

What's the businesses? Well, one of the businesses that's left is a beach cafe, and in 2018 it won New Zealand's best beach cafe. What? Yeah. Why is it leaving? Why did it close down? No, it's not closed down.

Oh, it's there. It's still there. Oh, it's still there. Oh, great. It's still there. Okay, well, that's a big plus. What's up for sale is not the deed to the town, but the amount of land that's for sale is tantamount to 50% of the entire town.

I own 50% of this company. Exactly right. So basically, if anything was to happen, they have to consult you because you own half the town. Do you get a key? You can get your own key. I don't think there's many things that need a key. Is there a locksmith?

I don't think there's many things that need a key in Oropuki. Okay, what's the other business? Because there's a cafe. It doesn't say what the other one is. There was a gas station. It closed down. McDonald's. It's definitely not a McDonald's.

KFC. It's not a KFC either. I'm looking at this place. Put it this way. The entire township fits in one drone shot. You can see it there. That's the town. Oh, my God.

It's the sweetest thing in the world. It's see it there. That's the town. Oh my God, it's the sweetest thing in the world. It's sweet, but also, it's incredible. At the end of that street there is the most amazing beach. So,

you're owning beachside realty. And you get a great cafe. And you get a great cafe. And you get a historic building. It's all included. Mate, you'll be living the dream.

You'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be mayor or some shit. I'm keen. How much? Okay. Okay, you want to own a town? Yeah, it looks adorable. Let's do a quick comparison. So say you want to buy a

two bedroom say you want to buy a two bedroom. One bathroom. One bathroom unit in Auckland at the moment. What, 1.2? No, no. No, come on. Not 1.2 for that. If you're buying in Ponsonby, it's more. Okay, yeah, alright. If you're buying in Ponsonby, it's more. Okay, yeah, all right.

If you're buying in Ponsonby, yeah, 1.2. Sure. So it is 1.2. If you want to buy half of Uripuki in Southland. Half of it, 50%. Yeah. The current listing price to take this out. It's $469,000.

Sign me up. We're going there. There's a000. Sign me up. We're going there. There's a beach. Look at it. We're going there on Friday. We're driving to Invercargill on Friday. I reckon we have to go to Urupuki and see. I'd love to go there.

Go to an open home. Let's go. And by open home, you have to see half of the town's houses. You have to see half of the town, yeah. Keen. But you'll see it in 15 minutes. Least than half a million dollars for half the town is a pretty good, you'll see half of the town. Keen. But you'll see it in 15 minutes. Less than half a million dollars for half the town

is a pretty good deal. That's a great deal. Jason. Bree and Clint. Want to talk about libraries for a minute. When's the last time you stepped foot in a library?

For the kids listening, a library is where it's kind of like the internet but where it's like a shop and you can go and like physically pull out web pages from shelves. You joke, but kids go to libraries. Kids like books. And there's games at the library

and there's holiday programs at the library. Kids are the ones keeping libraries alive. Okay, nerd. It's us that are neglecting the library. All right, settle down, nerd. I want to talk about libraries for a second. I actually really used to love the library when I was a kid. I used to go there a lot.

My auntie was a librarian for, I think, 30 years at the same library. So we used to frequent the library a lot. But there's an article out today about what is the most overdue book in New Zealand ever? Okay. From the library. Harry Potter. Okay, this is a good question.

How many years do you think the number one longest overdue library book is? Nah, let's reverse it. You tell me the number of years and I'll tell you what book it is. Nah, you'll never get the book. I've never heard of the book before. Okay, is it more than, is it library or what city is it is? No, you'll never get the book. I've never heard of the book before. Okay, is it more than is it library or what city is it in?

Okay, I can give you that. It is in Cambridge Public Library. This book was Cambridge is ancient. Yeah, so this book was taken out in Cambridge Public Library. Yeah. How many years ago? 50 years ago. It was taken out in the 60s. 70 many years ago? 50 years ago.

It was taken out in the 60s, 70s. Oh, 60 years ago. 60 years ago. You want to lock that in? Mm-hmm. The most overdue New Zealand library book ever was 121 years overdue. See, that's not possible. No, it is possible.

No, it's not possible because if you haven't got it back after 120 years, it's not coming back. It is because it got returned in July 2018. Really? And this is no BS. It got returned in July of 2018. The book, if anyone's

interested, is Marcia by Augusta Evans Wilson. Love that book. Yeah, love it. Read it from cover to cover four times. Anyway, I was like, oh, I wonder. I've got it on Audible. I wonder if you can. Anyway, I was like, oh, I wonder how much the overdue fees would be on a 121-year late fee.

Yeah, yeah. What do you think? Well, I imagine that 121 years ago, the late fees were like one cent a year. But then, I mean, does it move with the times? Does it inflate? I don't know. And is it compounding interest? I don't know.

The late fees on the most overdue library book ever in New Zealand were $51,893. The Public Library of Cambridge said that they were willing to waive the fee this time. If they bought the book back. Yeah, just don't do it again. Just don't do it again. For another 121 years. Yeah, right.

Well, good for them. Can you imagine being the librarian, this book turns up and you're like, what the hell is that? What the? Bree and Clint. What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't some shady real or fake name, baby. What is their real name or fake name game that doesn't have a name yet.

Still haven't come up with a name. The name game without a name. That's it. The nameless name game. The nameless name game. It's where we get given celebrities' names from producer Anastasia, and you and I, Clint, have to try and guess whether it's their real name they were given at birth

or a fake celebrity name. Anastasia, welcome. Hello. Hello. Who would like to go first? We can start. Okay, I'll start. Today's first celebrity is Miley Cyrus.

I know for a fact that Miley is a nickname. It's not her real name. So do nicknames count? Nicknames is fine. Nicknames is fine? Yeah, except if it's a whole new name. Right. If her name is Miles, that's okay.

Right. Well, I know that it comes from them calling her Smiley Miley, but her real name isn't Miley. I'm confused. I'm going to say it's a nickname. Yeah, nickname is fine. Nickname, original name. What?

I understand what Bree's saying. That is her fake. That's a fake name. Yeah, right. It's not her original given name. She had the nickname as a child Smiley, which became Miley, but that's not her real name.

Her real name is Destiny Hope. Oh, right. Okay, you have nailed it. Gotcha. All right, got it. I knew too much about that one. Yeah, you went way too deep. Way too much into it.

Her real name is Hannah. Your celebrity is Elvis Presley. Oh, that's a good one. That is a very good one. It's such a perfect name, Elvis Presley. Such, that's a good one. That is a very good one. It's such a perfect name, Elvis Presley. Such a good name. Elvis. I call BS.

I don't think it's, I'm just helping you out. I don't think it's his real name, but you do what you think. I don't think people back then used their real names too often. So I'm going to say Elvis Presley is a stage name. It's not his real name. I'm sorry to tell you that Elvis Presley is his real name. Yes, it is. God, he's perfect, eh?

Well, he was. Perfect hair, perfect name, perfect voice. For a while. You're starting to sound like your mum, bro. Your celebrity is Troye Sivan. Ooh. No, I think, because he got quite famous when he was younger

on YouTube and he would have used his real name. Who's using their real name on YouTube? No, but I think... My name's like Robbo69 on YouTube. I wonder what you're putting on YouTube. I believe it's his real name, Troy Savant. That's correct, Brie.

Good. Well done. Clint, your celebrity is Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Ooh, that's a hard one too celebrity is Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Oh, that's a hard one. That's not his real name. He was famous young too. Not super young, but early 20s.

But he was always an actor, wasn't he? Yeah. But not all actors use a fake name. Not all actors, but I think it's fake. I'm going to say Brad Pitt's his real name. Unfortunately, it was his middle name, but that's not his real name. His real name is William. William.

Not as cool. Again from a young age he was just he wanted to use the name. I know why he changed his name. William Pitt. Willy Pitt. Oh Willy Pitt. I'm picturing something real weird right now. I can't come back from that. You've won the name game with no name.

There you go. Well done. Love it. Brie and Clint. Brie, I want you to spare a thought for rich people during this pandemic. I always do. You know, because they're doing it tough out there. They do do it tough in their comfy houses. Yeah. Often we overlook the rich and we go, oh, they'll be okay.

They're struggling. Because what do rich people love to do? Go on overseas holidays. Oh, of course. Like three or four times a year. And what can't they do at the moment? Go on overseas holidays. Oh, of course. Like three or four times a year. And what can't they do at the moment? Go on overseas holidays. Yeah, so you've got millionaires stuck in America

who can only go to like, they can only go to Florida or Vegas or Napa Valley. Actually, yeah, America's a bad option. Rich people can't go overseas. They can't take their big flights anymore. It's really hurting them and they're having to look at some new places to go on holiday. What do they do with their helicopter?

What do they do with their helicopter? Yeah. Mothball it, probably. Put it on Helicopter Trade Me. I don't know. There's a solution, though, because where there's a will and several millions of dollars, there's a way.

And that's why the hot new destination for rich people to go on holiday? What? Outer space. Is it? Two grandfathers and one other rich dude are about to become One other rich dude? Yeah, they're about to become the first

ever paying citizens to go on holiday to the International Space Station. What's customs like? Chill. Is it? Yeah. Like, do you have to declare, like, anything?

Can you imagine you get to the space station and they're like, all right, do you have any nuts? Yeah. Have you got a banana in your bag? Because we've got Gary, who's one of the astronauts here. He has an allergy to nuts. Yeah. Any of you smuggling any drugs?

Good, because then you have to share them out. Yeah, because a lot of the guys up here are really bored. Space sucks sometimes. And they all miss New Year's. So eight days on the International Space Station. That's the holiday. Okay, how much is this cost? How much would you pay?

You're a rich dude. You can't take a flight to Tuscany this summer. You can't head away to the Swiss Alps. You've got some spare cash lying around. How much are you going to pay for a trip to the International Space Station? Eight days. I mean, how much does it cost to stay? All expenses paid, I imagine. Otherwise, I'll

just charge it to your room. That's fine. Okay. Is there room service? I don't know if there's rooms. Is there a pool? No. There's no pool. No, there's very little liquid whatsoever. Is there someone that cleans my room and changes my sheets every day? Yeah. There is. Let's say yeah. No, there's very little liquid whatsoever. Is there someone that cleans my room and changes my sheets every day? Yeah. There is.

Let's say, yeah. Well, I do know Richard Branson and Elon Musk and all those dudes when they've been trying to organise trips to the moon and stuff. Yeah. Their price, I do recall, was about a million dollars. Yeah. So I'm going to say you're not going to the moon. No. You're going to a space station. The space station. Which is still cool. Yeah. So I'm going to say you're not going to the moon. No.

You're going to a space station. The space station. Which is still cool. Yeah. You'll settle for it. I'm going to say $500,000. For eight days on the International Space Station, these three men have shelled out $76 million each.

Each? Each. Each? Each. Each? Each. That has to pay for a lot of things, Brie. It has to pay for rocket fuel. It has to pay for their guided astronaut tour. Because they have to go with an astronaut.

They can't drive themselves there. Does the atmosphere up there, like, make your woo-hoo go bigger or something? Is that why they want to go up there? For $76 million. They're like, $76 million, we'll take it. Brie and Clint. A lot of people at the moment trying really hard to get onto that property market by their first time.

I know you are, Brie. You're out there. I don't want to talk about it. Hustling, trying to scrape together a deposit to get into the market. It's horrible. I know you've said before, and a lot of people are in this situation,

well, not a lot, some, have said that their parents are willing to help them out and your parents have said, if you need it, they're willing to give you your inheritance early to get you into the property market. Part of my inheritance. Part of your inheritance. Yes.

Good. Which I do need it because without it, I'm not going to be able to buy anything. Totally. And that's very normal these days. I think I've found a big chunk of your inheritance and how much it's worth. What do you mean? You know how your dad's got quite a few cars? Yeah. There's one car specifically

that I'm pretty sure he's got that I think is worth more than you realise. What's the really old one that he's got? The Datsun. The Datsun. So I've got a picture of it here. Ben's going to bring it up on the screen. Is this what it looks like? Is that the Datsun? Yeah, it does look like that.

That's a 240Z Datsun 1972 coupe. For those who know them, they're like, they get called a fair lady, a Nissan fair lady sometimes. It does look quite similar. That car is currently for sale in New Zealand on the website Driven for $90,000.

Are you joking? Your dad is possibly sitting on a $90,000 old car in the barn at the farm. I know for a fact he's told me it's real rare. Yeah. It is real rare. Every time I say it's ugly as hell, he's like, leave it alone. It's a rare, like, classic car. I think we give him a call and you see if there's any chance.

See if he knows how much it's worth first. Ask him how much you paid for this car. G'day, Brianna. G'day, Dad. Hello. How are you? Yeah, good, good. Thank you.

Hey, Dad, quick question for you. You know that really ugly blue car Datsun thing that you have? Yep. How much did you pay for that? I paid $15,000 for it. $15,000? Does. $15,000! Does it work? It's a piece of crap.

Does it work? Oh, yeah, but I spent a fair bit of money actually restoring it back to original. So, yeah, it works. How much did you spend? That's my inheritance. I spent probably $35,000 restoring it. Dad! So what, we're up to $50,000.

That's okay, that's okay, that's okay. We're still on the black. We're just in the black. We're just calling because we've found one for sale in New Zealand and it's currently listed. How much do you think the car's worth? The condition that mine's in now, I think they're probably around that $90,000 mark here in Australia. Shit, he knows what he's talking about.

Dad, what type of model? Which model is it? Because I know you've told me that it's a really rare model, isn't it? It's a 1976 260Z. It's a 260Z. Oh, that's even rarer. There's a 240Z for sale in New Zealand for $90,000 right now. I think what we need to do here is you can ship that car over to me.

I'll take real good care of it, and I definitely won't sell it for $90,000. I think you'll have to tackle your brother on that one because I don't think he's going to let it leave the country. What are your thoughts on hocking it so that Brie can put a deposit on her first house? I think that's a good deal. No. I'm going to be homeless.

Okay, bad luck. All right, thanks, Big Steve. Brian Clint. Saw something the other day, Clint. Yeah. You know what I love about our job is we get to see something and then we get to test it out for everyone listening. Yeah, we're like scientists for bullshit that we see on the internet.

Yeah, most of the time it doesn't work. But I thought I've seen this. Let's give it a go. Yeah. Do you love, what's that app's that app oh my god shazam shazam i love that app i use it a lot it's a great app yeah um but what if you know you just have the kind of melody stuck in your head and you don't really know like you haven't heard the song but you can remember how it goes. Oh, you're sort of like...

Yeah, and you can hum it. Yeah. Is there an app for that? So apparently, this has been launched in the last couple of days. Yeah. Google have launched a humming feature. Genius. So we're going to test it to see if it works.

Yeah, genius if it works. So essentially, if you want to use this, all you have to do is go to the Google search page, like where you search something on Google. Yeah. I think it's only on Chrome. Right. So go to Google Chrome.

And in the search bar, all the way to the right, you'll see a little microphone. Yeah. And you just press on that and you hum a song and apparently it'll tell you what song it is. Really? Apparently. So we're going to try it out.

Go on then. Give it a go. So I think let's do this song by Lady Gaga. I need to try and hum that song. Cool. To see if Google recognises it. Do you want to hear about first? Okay, it's over here. I've got it.

Have you got Google open? Okay, I've got Google open. It says speak now. Hold on. It's just taking me somewhere else. Here's a matching video. That's not it. That's definitely not it.

Try it again. Try it again. Let's try it again. Get rid of it. That's definitely not it. Try it again. Try it again. Let's try it again. Get rid of it. It matched you very fast. Yeah, it should be listing a little bit longer. Okay, try it again. Okay, ready?

I'll start humming before I press it. Okay. Okay. Says didn't get that. Do you want to give it a go? Give me a go. Give me a go. Let me have a go. You give it a go.

I think maybe your mouth being shut doesn't help. I don't think that's how you generally... Do you have to hum with your mouth open? Well, I'm going to try, okay? Okay. Okay, so we're still doing Born This Way? Yeah. Yeah.

It's coming with My Chemical Romance. Nah, nah, nah. Let me give one more go. I think the technology needs work. You can give one more go. Okay, one more go. All right? We're helping the cause here. Okay, so mouth open.

Mouth open. I reckon just try it. Here's a matching video. What is it? Please. What is it going to be? It's by a band called Beirut, and it says, no, no, no. I think the technology might need a bit of work.

Needs a little bit more time, I think, yeah. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, time for Birthday Banger. We'll take three people's birthdays, figure out what was number one on their 16th. Roland's going first.

Hey, Roland. Hi, Roland. Who's that? Well, you called us Roland. That's the thing. Oh, yeah, that's right. It is too. How are you?

We're good. How are you? How are you, Roland with the homies? Oh, I'm no homie. Come on, Roland, it's a Monday. Give us a break. Roland, what's your birthday? Sixth of, I don't know.

I'm not really a typical ZDM listener, but 6th of December, 1965. Where did we find Roland? I don't know. Where did he crawl out of? You found him out the back, just snuggled in amongst the kid. Don't ask questions.

Geez. All right, Roland, you were 16 in 1981 on the 6th of December. Oh, yeah. Virginity. There was all sorts of things going on there. All right, Roland. All right.

All right. Here's your birthday banger. That was all right. Yeah, Here's your birthday banger. That was all right. Yeah, here's your birthday banger. Let's get physical, physical. I think that suits you. Oh, he's like... Let's get into physical.

Let me... Roland for Prime Minister. Let me talk. Let me hear you party talk. Oh, so good. Oh, God. And now we've lost everybody else that was playing birthday banger today. Oh, these phones are so cooked.

Okay, let's just bang through them. Bree, who else have we got that was playing birthday banger today? All right, next up was Briony. She was born on the 7th of May, 1991. So she was 16 in 2007. And in 2007, this had a number one hit. That's a great birthday banger. I would play that over Roland's track.

Sorry, Roland, if you are still listening. I do love Olivia Newton-John. Okay, one more. What else have we got? Next up is Amy. She was born on the 19th of October, 1987. So she was 16 in 2003. And on that day in 2003, this was number one.

Scribe. Iconic. Particularly topical with the Dawn Raid movie out at the moment too. He's in it. What's your favourite out of that? Olivia Newton-John, Avril Lavigne or Girlfriends? Or Scribe? Well, I like that song by Olivia Newton-John, but a bit too old.

A bit too slow as well. A bit too slow, yeah. It's quite not really a bop. I vote for the Scribe track. Scribe stand up. Yeah, I'll go with Scribe. Yeah? Yeah.

All right, here we go. Who's it for? It's for Amy. We lost Amy, but if you're listening, Amy, here's your birthday banger. You win. It's Scribe and Stand Up. We're in place. We're in.

Yeah. It's the Crusader. I don't think you're ready. I thought I told you. We cannot stop now Dealing hip-hop, gotta stand up We got it locked down, I'm ready to rock Ready to roll, I am ready to go

Y'all ready to float, just let me know y'all And I'ma be there to blow like C4 Got plans to take over Japan like a D4 And like P-Money told me at the top, it's hella lonely I rock like Linespot, what the f***, you don't know me I keep going, I keep growing, I keep flowing I keep showing MCs how to raise the bar I'm still rhyming, I'm still writing, I'm still fighting

And we can't turn back now because we came so far We cannot stop now, I'm feeling hip-hop Gotta stand up, we got it locked down I'm ready to rock, ready to roll, I am ready to go Y'all ready to flow, Just let me know y'all. We cannot stop now. New Zealand hip hop gotta stand up. We got it locked down it Now is the time to focus, call up the foot soldiers Decepticon, Tom O'Fage, and we taking over Tell four corners that we ain't holding back any longer The time bandits have warned of us, now we getting stronger

Down to stay one like Sabir Ali and Shan Yo, it's real hip hop, so you wouldn't understand why We cannot stop now New Zealand hip hop, gotta stand up We got it locked down, I'm ready to rock Ready to roll, I am ready to go Y'all ready to float, just let me know y'all We can't not stop now, I'm feeling hip-hop

Gotta stand up, we got it locked down I'm ready to rock, ready to roll I am ready to go, y'all ready to float Just let me know Yeah, yeah, we hit the big time We're making big noise, we're making big moves We're making big moves, playing with the big boys Torturing big things, we're staying motivated We're about to take New Zealand hip-hop and renovate it I'll grab the mic and do it, like there was nothing to it

Been through some bullshit, but now I can see through it I'm ready to rock, ready to roll, I am ready to go What you don't know, you can't hear it in my flow, come on! We cannot stop now, New Zealand hip-hop gotta stand up Zeddy and Breein Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon from Scribe and P-Money at Stand Up. That's such a great song. Such a great doco too.

If you're looking for a movie to go and see at the movies, go and see the Dawn Raid movie. Scribe wasn't on Dawn Raid, but he's in the movie. Oh, where are you? There you are. I'm over here. A lot of massive New Zealand artists in that film. It's cool.

Yeah, it is very cool. I really like this next story. You know, we've all done something stupid and idiotic when we've had a few lemonades, haven't we? Speak for yourself. Oh, no. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself.

I've seen you in these moments Alright, alright, alright We've all done things But there's one guy over in the UK Who I think Has topped it all Well Look, let's just

Cut to the chase He was on a night out And he's had quite a few drinks. And the next day he realised that he'd done something to his name, originally named Thomas Dodd. He awoke to some paperwork which read that he had drunkenly changed his name to get this Celine Dion. What do you have to drink?

What is the type of alcohol you have to drink? Forget about amounts to legally change your name to Celine Dion. Apparently he's a massive massive fan of Celine Dion. Big fan. He said in lockdown he's a massive, massive fan of Celine Dion. Well, that helps. Big fan. He said in lockdown he's been watching concerts.

What, Titanic? Everything he can, everything Celine Dion. And he paid the 89 pounds to officially be called Celine Dion. Did he do it online or something? Because I imagine if I went into the New Zealand Post, I don't know where you change your name, and I had 14 long whites and I said, I want to run in for Celine Dion. Did he do it online or something? Because I imagine if I went into the New Zealand Post, I don't know where you change your name, and I had had 14 long whites and I said, I want to run into Celine Dion,

you'd hope that the lady behind the counter would go, okay, sir, we're not going to do this for you today, but if you come back in tomorrow... We can talk about that. We can talk about it. If you still feel the same way in the morning, then come and talk to us. I'm pretty sure it was online.

He said the biggest concerns he has at this point are changing the footer on his emails. No, yeah. You know where your name is on your emails. That's his biggest concern. That's a concern of his. Telling his family. He's quite concerned about that.

And just all of his friends. He should be concerned about changing it back. That's the real thing to be concerned about. But I believe that in some countries, I don't know what it's like in the UK, but I know in some countries you're actually only legally allowed to change your name. It's like Facebook. A couple of times. You're only legally allowed to change your name a couple, no, once every two years.

Really? Yeah. Oh, well, he can live his best life then for two years and then he changes it back. By then, well, by then you've gone to the hassle of telling everybody. You just keep it. You would just keep it. You go, I've done all the legwork now to explain why my name is Celine Dion. He said one of the perks he's hoping to receive if concerts

ever do start again, he's thinking that it warrants him a backstage pass to a Celine Dion concert. Do you honestly think that Celine Dion is going to let a man who drunkenly changed his name to Celine Dion come backstage at a Celine Dion show? Actually, no, it doesn't matter.

Do you know Celine Dion? It doesn't matter. He just needs to flash his driver's licence and they'll go, oh, please, come on through, Miss Dion. You're due on stage in 15 minutes. Prove it. He's like, shall we go for it? If it's Auckland Anniversary Day,

tomorrow we'll be on the DeLorean Road Trip. We'll be broadcasting live from Cathedral Square and Christchurch from our DeLorean and we'd love to see you there. Can't wait.

Something I love, Clint, and you know this about me, is TV bloopers. News bloopers specifically are so good. It's the best. I can't help it. It's great. There's something about it where it bloopers specifically are so good. It's the best. I can't help it.

It's great. There's something about it where it's meant to be so perfect. And so proper. And so proper. And when something goes wrong, it's so good. And I've got another one for you this afternoon. And this one comes live to us from the BBC Wales where there was a bunch of women on Zoom because they're all obviously still in lockdown. Right.

And they're all on Zoom and they were all commenting on the unemployment rate as a result of the coronavirus. Right. So there was three women on the screen. How very BBC of them. Yes, very BBC. And they're all talking about this and they're obviously all like broadcasting

live from their living rooms. Yeah. But there was one particular woman who was broadcasting live from her living room where she obviously hadn't thought about what was in the background. Right. So what I wanted to do, Producer Ben, if you can put up the picture of this woman sitting

in her living room, I want you, Clint, to describe. Just go through what you can see in the background of her living room. Sure. I can see a poster. I can see a coat hanging on the door. I can see something that looks like a speaker, some board games. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Please tell me that is not what I think it is. On her bookshelf, there's a... Something that rhymes with a massive, massive mildew. There's a... How could you forget that's there? Why is it on her bookshelf? I mean, it might be a convenient spot. Why is it on her...

Might have a suction cap at the bottom She might use it as a bookend Tell you what It's definitely It's definitely a BBC But of a different variety ZM's Free and Clint The podcast

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