ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 20th 2019

Episode Date: February 20, 2019

Dean Lewis giveawayRacist landlordDean McCarthy Live from LAHow does your USA sound – Day3Producer Ben buys a pornoSickie hotlineSpray tan issueBirthday Banger!Lesbian confessionGreats undies in NZButt Plug bandit on-airEllie rages out on the busSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, New Zealand, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show, live from the Dirty South. Hello, Dunners. Dirty South in your mouth. First time in Dunedin.

I love it. You love it? I don't want to leave. This is awesome, Danny. We've given you the quick ticket tour, taking you to Baldwin Street, World's Steepest Street. Which is very cool. Taking you to Castle Street

and the home of 660. Yes, you took me, and I did not know this, because obviously I'm an Aussie and I don't know anything, the house where 660 started. So cool. What number, Castle Street was it?

Had a six in it. Yeah. 660. There you go, she's learning. Oh, she's in it. Yeah. 6.60. There you go. She's learning. She's got it. And just so the Dunedin people know, we've done the full rounds. We also took Bree to St. Clair Beach.

Which is beautiful. The Bondi of the South. Yes. Or Chili Bondi as we like to call it. Chili, Chili Bondi. Chili, Chili Bondi. So if there's anything else Bree needs to see other than the toga party that we're doing tonight, make sure you text us, South Islanders, 9696.

We'll get out there before we go home to Auckland. Yeah, also, we're going to the stadium tonight to host the toga party, so I'll see that. The cricket's out there today. It's all happening. It's all on, mate. It's all happening in Dunedin. It's all happening in Dunedin.

Mate, it's on. Hey, today we're going to give you the chance to get to the USA. If you can figure out what that sentence says, there's five celebrities in it. We've only identified two, Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus so far. We will give you a listen to that very shortly, but we're going to do that comp at about 20 minutes to 4 o'clock this afternoon,

a free trip to the States to give away. But first, to celebrate Dean Lewis coming to tour, we've got tickets right now on 0800DIALS.M. All you need is a name, and we're going to play a game next. A name? That's it. Your own name? You need a full name. You need your own name. Your own first. A name? That's it. Your own name? You need a full name.

You need your own name. Your own first and last name. That's it. Oh, $800 at M. We'll play with you after 6.60. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Dean Lewis is coming to the country.

ZM is proud to present him playing Friday, May 3rd at Auckland's Town Hall. Pre-sale tickets available Thursday, 21st of February at 12pm. General tickets available Monday, 25 at 12pm. And you can get all your tickets from LiveNation.com. We've got a double pass right now. And we thought, how are we going to give these away? And it's a pretty simple game. You're going to call us up, tell us your full name.

And we're just going to pick the most famous sounding name. Famous sounding name? Yeah. So whatever name, you know, you know when you hear like Kanye West? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And then you're like, that sounds like a famous name. Or like Brad Pitt.

Rob Kardashian. Not so much. This is the Fame Name Game. Okay. First contestant, welcome to the Fame Name Game, AJ. Hello, AJ. G'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate.

You're becoming a real regular on this show. I know you, AJ. Mate, I know you too. Didn't you half audition to be on Naked Dating with us? Yeah. And what, you chickened out? Sorry? Did you chicken out?

No. Oh, okay. He's still keen. He's still keen. We'll be in touch. AJ, what's your last name? Haynes. AJ Haynes.

Do you not like the boat? It does sound famous. Like the boat. That's what you've gone for. You didn't go for AJ Hackett or anything like that. You're like the boat, you know, Haynes Hunter. Yeah, mate. AJ, if you were famous, what would you be doing?

Oh, I reckon TV celebrity. AJ Haynes, the TV celebrity. Are we talking like reality star or retarded? Yeah, I reckon that's the one. Like a Geordie Shore type thing? Like a big brother? Oh, we've all seen your nudes. Oh, you did a solo sex tape on television

and that's how you got famous. Maybe. There you go. What have you heard? No, we're just trying to create, we're trying to create your celebrity profile here. I don't mind it.

All right, gotcha. Okay, you've got to wait there. AJ Haynes. Welcome to the fame name game, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, how's it going? Very well.

What's your last name, Lucy? So my last name's Brown, but it has a silent E. Oh, so you can manipulate that. The aim of the game is to have the most famous sounding name, because you could be Lucy Brownie. Exactly. No, that sounds like you sell cheap mattresses. What would you be famous for, Lucy?

Probably an actor, I'd say. An actor. An actress as well. Movie actor, TV actor, Netflix Lucy? Probably an actor, I'd say. An actor. An actress as well. What sort of movie actor, TV actor, Netflix actor? Probably Netflix. Oh, okay. So kind of famous but not like real famous? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You'd be on Riverdale. I can see it. Okay. Lucy Brown. Lucy Brown from Riverdale. All right.

From Riverdale. What's the last one? Welcome to the Fame Name Game, Stephanie. Steph. Hi, guys. What's your last name? Welcome to the Fame Name Game, Stephanie. Steph. Hi, guys. What's your last name, Steph? My name's Stephanie

Nickel. Oh, she's got an accent. She's exotic. I like the accent. Can you get us with that name again, sorry? Stephanie Nickel

is N-I-C-O-L. Can you say, Stephanie Nickel? My name is Stephanie Nickel and you're watching Broadchurch. My name is

Stephanie Nickel and I'm watching Broadchurch. I love that accent. It's good. Okay. What would you be famous for, Steph? Probably be a famous gymnast because that's my only talent. Gymnast?

Yeah. Like mat, bar? Like mats, yeah. Floor and vault. The floor's the most exciting. The floor, yeah. You know, the let me leap and the bat of the sand. Oh, what about the uneven bars?

What about the... Oh, that's good. Where you go from bar to bar. What was your worst injury you had, Steph? Sorry? What was the worst injury you ever had doing gymnastics? I've been winded a few times and sprained my ankle and sprained my wrist. That's about it.

That's not bad at all. That's pretty good when you're up on that little beam with like three centimetres doing back flips. You're either really good or you're not pushing yourself hard enough. Okay, wait there. We need to pick who's got the most famous name. Is it AJ Haynes, the reality TV star who got caught doing a solo sex tape? Is it

Lucy Brown, the TV actress? Well, she's actually on Netflix and she's on Riverdale. Or is it Stephanie... Was it Nickel? Miguel. Miguel. And she was a famous gymnast. She's a famous gymnast.

Ooh. You know, I can't... I mean, ooh. I know what my gut says. I know what my gut says. What does your gut say? I think we say it at the same time. I don't want to influence your gut. Oh, no.

And I want to know if our guts are the same. Okay? If we both say something different, we'll figure something out, okay? Okay. This is for a double pass to Dean Lewis. The most famous sounding name is three, two, one. AJ Haynes. Get him on.

AJ, you're going to Dean Lewis. AJ, we've got a double pass for you, man. You bet. Oh, thanks, man. Get us a copy of that sex tape ASAP, okay? All right, mate. Sounds good. I don't need a copy.

I've already got it. You've already got it. Bree and Clint on ZM. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, you're live in LA. There's some massive news happening in the Kardashian family today. What's going on with Khloe and Tristan Thompson?

Oh my goodness, another day, another Kardashian drama. Let me tell you what happened. Now, Tristan Thompson is, of course, the baby daddy of Khloe's daughter, True. Just for context, he's the one that cheated on her when she was nine months pregnant. Just to give you a little bit of context. We remember. Apparently, she doesn't, unfortunately. Here's what happened last night at a party in Hollywood.

Tristan Thompson made out with Jordi Woods. Now, Jordi Woods is Kylie Jenner's best friend. So that's Khloe's younger sister's best friend making out with Tristan Thompson, who's the baby daddy of Khloe's child. So Khloe found out. Jordan Woods is all over that show, the Kylie Jenner spinoff. Yeah. And then, yeah, she's literally with that family 24-7.

She's pretty much like one of the other Kardashian sisters. 100%. Yeah, she's so in with the family, and she's really close with Kylie. Just like you said, she's all over that Kylie TV show. And if you look at old episodes of the Kardashians, you'll see her popping up there as well. This could be a really big drama in their family, if it's true. It looks like it is, actually.

All of my good sources are reporting that it is. So another day, another drama. I was thinking to myself, I haven't heard a good Kardashian drama in a while. And sure enough, here we are. Yeah, they seem to come around quite regularly. Poor Chloe. Is there a photo? Is there a photo?

Like, is there any proof? Oh, not good. Good question. No, we haven't seen a photo yet. But you know what? These days with mobile phones, there'll be one floating around. Someone's just looking for the highest bidder. Okay, I found this story quite interesting because I didn't know that it was a rumor,

but Dolly Parton has addressed rumors that she's gay? Shame. I had no idea this was a rumor. I had no idea this was a thing. Apparently, Dolly Parton's best friend, Judy Ogle, I think her name is, they've been best friends for years. It's kind of like a bit of Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King vibe. You know how they're besties and they always do everything together?

Well, apparently, massive rumors that Dolly and Judy were a couple. Dolly actually addressed them today and was like, we are not lesbians. We're not kind of lesbians. We're just best friends. You know, Dolly has a husband of 53 years. He's kind of like very much in the background kind of guy. Never see him in anything. But she's just said, look, can everyone please chill?

We're just best friends. So there you go. I didn't even know that was a thing. I had no idea it was a thing. That stink of you're married to her and everyone's going, oh, she's having a relationship with her best friend and she's been gay all this time. And you're like, no, I'm her husband and I exist.

I just don't come out much. Apparently, Dean, I read stuff where Dolly refers to her as her girlfriend sometimes and then says stuff like, like real strange stuff like that where she's like, oh, my girlfriend, but not like that, but like, and says weird stuff like that. Have you heard that? I have heard that and I think that's where this stuff started,

is stuff like that. You know what I mean? So, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, look, I haven't been suspected of being straight, so I hang out with a lot of girls. I don't really get, you know, straight rumours. Hang on.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What are you telling us? Are you gay? No. No. I need a minute. I need to lie down.

I need to process this, too. That is Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood, our spy correspondent. We love you, Dean. I haven't been confused for straight. That's very good. Bree and Clint on ZM. Hell of a business. Bree and Clint's USA giveaway.

Ariana Grande is one of the names you need for this competition. We are giving away a trip to the USA thanks to Visit the USA and House of Travel. All you have to do is correctly identify the five American celebrities that make up our sentence. It says, how does your USA sound? Let's listen to it together now. How does your USA sound. So over the past couple of days, we've identified Ariana Grande and also Miley Cyrus is in there. If you want the trip, you have to give us all five names,

including those two. Yes. So you just need three more. If we don't get it today, I really want to knock another one off. I really want to. Narrow it down. Let's get it. Yeah, okay.

Let's go to Sam. Sam, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Do you think you know more than the two? I think so, but hopefully I'm not way off. Okay. Come on, Sam. You need to give us all five, and then at the end,

we'll tell you if you've got any of them correct, okay? And do I have to say them in order as well? No, we're saying, no, stuff the order. That's too hard. Just give us all five. Okay. So obviously Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande. Perfect.

And then I think Ellen DeGeneres is in there. I think Paris Hilton is the last one. Okay. And I have no idea of the other ones, so I'm just going to say Katy Perry. Right. Okay. So you've said Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Ellen DeGeneres, Katy Perry, and Paris Hilton. Yep.

Sam, I can confirm you have one new artist in there. You've correctly identified Ellen DeGeneres. That's three. So you got three. It's not too bad. It's not too bad. It's not too bad. I mean, it's no trip to America, but you know,

you've definitely helped somebody else. No, you wait there, okay? We're going to find a prize for you as well. We can't send you to the States just yet, but good work, okay? Thanks for helping. Nice work. Thank you.

So from tomorrow, we just need to find the other two names in there, okay? The other two celebrities making up that sentence. Harry, can we hear it one more time, mate? How does your USA sound? Now that you know Ellen's in there, how clear is it that it's Ellen? It's so clear as day.

Okay, you can play this again with us tomorrow, or you could win a $10,000 USA Sound experience by visiting usasound.co.nz. Bree and Clint on ZM. We're in Dunedin tonight for O-Week, and we're going to the Toga Party, which means we're at a hotel tonight. The whole team, Producer Ben's there, Producer Ellie, you and me, and we're all sitting in Producer Ben's room earlier,

and the first thing you did, Producer Ben, you turned the TV on and you were like, yes, Sky, I love it. The cricket should be on Sky. This will be great. And then the second thing he checked, I wonder if there's any adult movies on Sky. Yeah, boy. I just wanted to see if they were there.

I just wanted to see if they were available. And then I watched Producer Ben check to see if the adult film channels were available in the hotel room. What, did you check while the girls were in your room? Yes, I was there. Oh, that's just brief. Anyway. What is it with hotels, though? And if you've stayed in the right ones, you'll know.

When you go to those channels, they give you like a 30-second preview, and then they go. Yeah, it's to hook you in. Yeah, want more? You need to pay something like 35 dollars and the awkward bit too is that the adult movies in hotels are 35 but the regular movies to rent are only like 20 so when you go down to pay your bill in the morning they're like and that's 35 of movies oh i know what you've been watching yeah usually the name of the film comes up too in some hotel ben producer ben did you hear him just say,

does it? So did Clint. They're like, would you like your receipt? Yes, boys. No, God, no. No receipt. It does.

It comes up. Anyway, off the back of that chat, Producer Ben starts telling this story from his childhood or his teenagehood. This is so long ago.

Okay. So, like I'm talking about what it would have been 16, 17. So about 10, not even 10 years ago Yeah I remember babysitting

Some people down the road Yeah And they had Sky Wait People left their Like you babysat them Who chooses you As a babysitter

Yeah Alright Seriously Hang on a minute No I just mean seriously I'm great At what Do you know what to do

In an emergency Sinking beers with the lads Yeah Not looking after kids Put them to sleep Shut the door That's fine Anyway Anyway Anyway in an emergency? Sinking beers with the lads. Yeah, not looking after kids. Put them to sleep. Shut the door. They're fine.

Anyway. Anyway, anyway, anyway. And they had Sky. And I was like, oh. And at 16, 17. I'll do the same thing. I'll do the same thing. I was like, I wonder if you, because that might have been

when we never owned Sky and my family. So I was like, oh, how many channels are there sifted through? Oh, as if you were looking at how many channels. And then I saw what popped up.

I was like, oh, that's awesome. Must be free. And it ended up, it popped up. And it was full I saw what popped up. I was like, oh, that's awesome. Must be free. And it ended up it popped up. And it was full access to all of them. I was like, oh, my God. And then fast forward a few weeks later. God, you hit the juggernaut of a 16-year-old boy. A few weeks later, I heard about this through another neighbor.

They're like, see, the neighbor's having a bit of a riff because, you know, he ordered porn on this guy. And I was like, did he? So the wife thought the husband had ordered it. Yeah. But it was you. Yeah, it was me. I don't think I ordered it. I just remember watching.

I was like, oh, far out. This is full on. Okay, rewind. You're there to babysit. Yeah. And you've decided. Babysit Sky. Yeah, and you've decided to tuck into the adult channels

after the kids have gone to bed. I didn't tuck into it. I checked it. Your words were, oh, this is awesome. You checked it for a good hour and 25 minutes. Why were you? What part of good babysitting does that come under? I have no idea.

You just said that you'd be a good babysitter. I would be. Now, in hindsight. So back to this couple. Did you ever go in there and go, look guys Don't break up the family, it was me It was future producer Ben It was me, I rented the movies

No, to this day I've never You never owned up to it Well now I have Make sure you don't say it on the radio And sadly that couple is divorced We don't know that The kids have gone off the rails. Oh.

Yeah. All because of... I love, you know what I love? What? Ten years later, Producer Ben hasn't changed one bit. No. He goes straight to those channels.

Bree and Clint on ZM. Time for the Sikki Hotline. Hello. You've reached Bree and Clint's Sikki Hotline. This is the Sikki Hotline where we've got to ring places that we don't actually work and try and get the day off. We're just practicing for when, you know, we actually do need to call in sick. We've never had a sick day.

We've never had a sick day. So we don't actually get to make these calls ever. And we're the employees of the month. Today, well, last week, actually, I called Helen Steins. Yes, I gave you the excuse Of your pet rooster Had swallowed a billiard ball Didn't go well

I didn't get very far Hey Josh, who's duty manager today? Me Oh Josh, how are you man? Who is this? You know who it is Yeah, I sure do You know who this is

Is this Clint? You can do better than that this week. Well, you can't do worse. You're going to call Briscoes. Okay. I love Briscoes. You can't come into work tomorrow because there's a big sale at Farmers and you're excited. So you need the day to go off from Briscoe's to go to their direct competitor.

Oh, God. Hello? Sorry, who was that? Malika. Oh, Malika. Hey, girl. How are you? I'm good.

Yourself? Very well. Hey, Malika, I need to talk to someone about my roster. I need to get out of a shift. Oh, rosters. Do you want to go through to Daryl? Yeah, put me through to Daz. Okay, no worries. Thanks, mate. You're welcome. Do you want to go through to Daryl? Yeah, put me through to Daz. Okay, no worries.

Thanks, mate. You're welcome. See you soon. Hi, Daryl speaking. How can I help? Hey, Daz, it's Malika. Hi. What's happening?

Not too much at the moment. Sorry to call you from the storeroom, but I just got a quick one for you. I actually, is there any way, I know that I think I'm working tomorrow, but I've just got the tip off that there's this massive sale going on at Farmers. Okay. And I was wondering if I could maybe switch a shift somewhere so I could head on down to Farmers. When are you in? I thought it was tomorrow, but it might not be. It might be sometime this week. Okay.

Can you help me out? My mum, to be honest, is on my back, Daz, because she really wants this stone-dying cookware and farmers have got this massive sale. They're cutting the price on it. Okay. What's the way you're supposed to be at? I've got, I look after three of them. So which one are you supposed to be at? It was either St. Luke's

or the outlet. Or the, sorry? The outlet. Okay. Actually, let me grab a peanut pack. I'll just have a look. Okay, cool. Actually, let me grab a peanut pack. I'll just have a look. Okay, cool. Well, if it's all right with you, I don't need the day off,

but would it be fine if I could just scoot off for half an hour, grab it, and then come back? Yeah, that's no problem. You're a legend, Des. Thanks, mate. Cheers. Thanks, mate. Bye.

Bye. Does that count? I don't know. Technically, I got some time off to go to the farmers. You got half an hour off a chef that you weren't even rostered on. What do the producers reckon? Do I get that? Is that a point?

Yeah, you can have that. Yes! She's got it! I'm going to farmers. There's a post that is going absolutely viral at the moment and it's about a spray tanner and a client so this is a conversation that's happened online between a spray tan artist and a client and people are not happy they're not impressed you want to hear what was said in the conversation so this is of the screenshot um and the conversation that was

had so a girl was messaged a spray tanner and she said, hey, I noticed you didn't have a price list on your Instagram and I was wondering how much for the one-hour express spray tan. Question mark. What's an express spray tan? Just means you don't have to leave it on as long. So it develops faster. Usually it's a little bit more expensive.

Anyway, the spray tan artist replies replies with hey hun it's 35 dollars for a one hour express tan i just had a look at your instagram and i'm just wondering what size you are oh which is a weird question it's a very weird question she replies oh haha I'm a size 10 to 12. Why is that? The spray tanner replies, my regular clients are a max size 8. It'll be an extra $20 as there's more surface area to cover, if you know what I mean. No reply from the girl. The spray tanner then replies again. I just saw your post

in advice and just wanted to say that if you don't want to pay $20 surcharge, maybe you could lose a little. No. That's what she wrote. She then finishes it off. So the girl has not replied yet. She finishes it off with, not trying to be mean, it's

just the industry. Wow. I call absolute BS on that. I've gotten multiple spray tans. I think that is such a cop-out to other spray tanners. Does it say what spray tan place it is? No, it doesn't. Okay. Lucky because they would have an angry mob outside their...

Any spray tanner I've been to, because I've been to quite a few, they're all about empowering women and making you feel comfortable and that, you know, everyone is welcome. Yeah. Doesn't matter what size you are, if you're not comfortable, everything like that. So that is so ridiculous. But maybe it is the rule.

Maybe there are places that do that. That is not the rule. Well, we're going to find out this afternoon. We're going to put in a call. Let's double check. Let's call a spray tanner here in New Zealand. Yeah. And we'll just check to see if size, you know, makes it more expensive.

Maybe we'll throw in height. Does that make it more expensive? Okay, let's give it a go. Let's see what happens. Hello, Time in the City. Hope speaking. Sorry, who was that's see what happens. Hello, Town and City. Hope speaking. Sorry, who was that? It's Hope.

Hope, hi. I was just wondering if I could inquire about a spray tan. Yes, of course. Okay, great. Do you guys have express spray tans there? Yeah, we do. Okay, great. How much were they?

$40. Okay, perfect. Does it cost more that I'm a... Does it cost more that I'm a size 12? No, absolutely not. Okay, great. Also, I'm just wondering as well, I am nearly six foot tall. Does that cost more?

Pardon? I'm nearly six foot tall. Does that cost more because it's obviously a bigger surface area? Do you charge more for that? No, of course not. Okay, great. Perfect. I was just thinking if there was any other questions I have.

I'm actually... Sorry, what? What's your name? Sorry. My name's Bree. Bree? Yeah. Perfect.

Do you want to come in for a time? Can I book you in? Yeah. I just have one more question. Yeah. When I come in, I am a Siamese twin, but she doesn't want to be tanned. Is there any extra charge for that? She doesn't want to be tanned.

It's just me. Brie from ZM. Hope. Hope. Oh, you got me. It's Jessica here. I've even been in your studio tanning your team before, and we know all about what's going on on social media and the news at the moment.

Okay. We just thought it was ridiculous, Jess, that this was happening, and we just wanted to double-check that places here in New Zealand weren't so ridiculous, and you guys have passed the test with flying colours. Quality salons like Tan in the City will always pass with flying colours.

Absolutely. Can I ask, though? I mean, we got halfway through it. Do you do a two-for-one deal for Siamese twins? Is it two-for-one? You know what? I would. Yeah! She's good. She's very good. Jess. Thanks, guys. Legends. No worries.

See ya. Bye. Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Alright, here we go. We get your birthdays. We put them into the machine. We figure out what was number one on your 16th,

and then we play one of those in full. Hi, Estelle. Hello. Hello. What are you laughing at? I meant to do that one last. Oh, was I? That's all right.

Estelle, you're our special guest for last. All right, hang there, Estelle. Pop you back on hold. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Hey, we're out of the studio today. We're in Dunedin.

Things are all happening. We're all over the place. It's been pretty good up until now. The birthday bang is pretty hard, though. Hey, Sam, what's your birthday? 20th of March, 1995. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2011 on the 20th of March. And on that day, this was Top of the Ch 1995. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2011 on the 20th of March and on that day,

this was top of the charts. I believe, Sam, that your birthday banger was actually the Rihanna one. That's it? There you go. Look, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

It's really hard to get the big birthday bear computer all the way to Dunedin and we think it may have got damaged in transit. We're actually Bluetoothing it from here

so things are, you know, a bit confused. It's hard. But Rihanna S&M, how good? Good, yeah. No, I rate it.

It's a tune. It's a tune. Sam's like, what the hell are you guys talking about? Let's go to Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. read it. It's a June. It's a June. Sam's like, what the hell are you guys talking about? Let's go to Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie.

Hi. Okay, your one may not be as much of a surprise, but please. What's your birthday? 30th of June, 1997. Okay, Ellie, you were 16 in 2013 on the 30th of June. Wait, suspensive pause. Mistake me if I'm wrong. I think it might be, I love it.

What are the chances? I do love that song. Yeah. Do you love it, Ellie? Yeah, it's all right. It's fine. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's all right.

Now, can we go to Estelle? Let's go to Estelle. Okay. Hi, Estelle. Hi. Oh, my God. There she is. Estelle.

Here I am. What's your birthday? 22nd of the 2nd, 85. Okay, Est God. There she is. Estelle, what's your birthday? 22nd of the 2nd, 85. Okay, Estelle. You were 16 in 2001 on the 22nd of Feb, and back in the early 2000s, this was number one. Oh. Oh.

Hang on, hang on. I think this is the bit. Here it comes. Yeah, here it is. When I start to die No, that's not the bit either. Here, I'll sing it. You Get Cruisin' by

Huey Lewis Cruisin' together and Gwyneth Paltrow. How does that make you feel? That's good. I actually like that movie. Yeah. What was the movie that it was from?

What movie is still? Duet. Duet, yes. That's good. I actually like that movie, Duet. What was the movie that it was from? What movie is still? Duet. Duet, yes. That's right. Yeah, okay, cool. Now we need to deliberate. What are we playing? Are we playing Rihanna, S&M,

are we playing Icona Pop, I Love It, or are we playing Cruisin'? I'm happy with any of them. Let's play Rihanna today. Let's pick it up. Let's pick up the pace. Let's do it. Let's go with S&M.

This is a birthday banger for our friend Sam. Enjoy this. I'm just going to keep talking until we're ready to go, and we are ready to go. Take it off. Good stuff. Get it, Riri. Save it.

Turn it up. Rih and Clint, this is birthday banger at ZM, live from Dunedin today. Rih and Clint on ZM. Something I'm on board with again this season. Married at First Sight Australia. You love it. It's great.

I mean, the rest of the team are watching it too, except for you. I don't have a team. I live in a caravan. Yeah, you'll get on board once you get into a real house again. I probably would watch it. Yeah, it's interesting. They don't have free Wi-Fi in the caravan either.

So for me, it's just books and beach walks. You're missing out on all the drama. Let me fill you in. So the couple, Lauren and Matthew. Matthew was the virgin that they kept talking about how he was a virgin, which I think was a bit unfair. They were awful to him. It's pretty terrible.

They put on huge billboards, 29-year-old virgin. Leave the guy alone. Anyway, he's with Lauren, who's lovely. And him and Lauren are going really well. They've connected. They're getting along really well. Is he still a virgin? No, he's not.

Oh! Yeah, there's a bombshell. Sorry if that's a spoiler, but it happened a fair few episodes back now. To her, I assume? What? He lost his... Yes, yes, yes. It was to her.

And anyway, in the latest episode that's... Did they get that on camera? No. Sorry, that's a rude question. Of course not. In the latest episode, there's a part where Matthew and Lauren, they sit down on the couch and he's asking her a bunch of questions because he really struggles to ask questions. He's a bit timid, the old Matthew.

You know, because he hasn't dealt with much intimacy before. Never talked to a, intimacy before. Never talked to a real woman before. Yeah. Anyway, there's one question he asks, and he asks Lauren to tell him something that's going to surprise him. Okay. That's going to shock him.

Yeah. And we've got the audio of her answer. Take a listen. I used to be a lesbian. Okay. She jumped in and said I used to be a lesbian i was sort of just shocked you don't know the half of me yet i don't know what to ask now i really don't the fact that i have had feelings and relationships with girls definitely shocked him at

and he went silent and he just won't talk i find asking questions really difficult. So for me, the obvious solution was say nothing. No, Matthew! Bad choice. No! There's a few things to break down. How awkward is it when you say something and they say nothing? It's the worst! No reaction.

What, Zula? Okay. Cool. Next question. Okay, break it down for us. Break it down. There's a few things we need to talk about. And it's come out recently that Lauren has said

that the producers actually made her say the word lesbian. She actually said first that she'd had relationships with women before. Yeah. But to say you're a lesbian... No, the weird bit is she used to be a lesbian. That's what I mean. How do you used to be lesbian? You don't just change on a dime and then,

oh, now I'm not a lesbian. You know what I mean? And that's why she's saying the producers made her say that. Might go lesbian. Yeah. So the producers forced her to say that word, which is really. Because it's more sensational, right?

Exactly right. Because it's more shocking and you know people are going to be more shocked by that yeah but the second thing to also talk about is how awkward

and like I don't know upset he was I've only heard it I haven't seen it was he actually upset I think he was just I definitely feel like

there was a bit of judgement do you maybe from him. You sure it wasn't like just a virgin thing where he was like, because he's got no experience. True. She has his only experience.

Yeah. And he doesn't, I assume, doesn't know how a lot of things work. Has he gone, oh, so do I have to be lesbian now too? Do I? I feel like it kind of changed his feelings toward her. Okay. Do you know what I mean? He was kind of like, oh, that changes things for me. Yeah. Which I was like it kind of changed his feelings toward her. Okay. Do you know what I mean? He was kind of like, oh, that changes things for me.

Yeah. Which I was like, oh. He probably just now thinks that she's way more experienced than him too. Yeah. And he's like, wow, I really don't know anything. What are your thoughts? Put yourself in his position. Your wife, Lucy, she comes to you.

You've been married or you've been together for a while. And she says, look, I need to tell you something I used to have relationships with girls fantastic I'm glad that you've been exploring are we having the real conversation I'm so glad that you've been exploring your own sexuality and I want you to

feel comfortable to tell me anything in as much detail as you feel fit because I support you and I think it's wonderful. Back it up just a touch. Too much, too supportive? Just a little bit too supportive. Okay, okay.

And then you're good, I think. Do it again, do it again. Do it again, do it again. Clint, I've had relationships with women. Cool. Still too much or not enough? Maybe not enough. Okay, one more time, one more time.

Clint, I'm your wife, Lucy. I've had relationships with women before you. I love you and I'm proud of you and thank you for telling me. And I made the major mistake this morning of coming away without undies. Enough underwear. Yeah. I have the pair that I'm wearing, obviously. I don't have a fresh pair for tonight and I don't have a pair to wear home tomorrow.

Oh, I thought there was a different story. What? I thought you'd had an accident. Oh, no, no. I haven't had an accident. Oh, you didn't have an accident? Well, not yet. Because we were sitting in the car, and you were like, oh.

No, I was not. I need to go buy some underwear from K-Mart. No, that's not how it happened But you know when you go away You definitely like to have enough I bring like 10 pairs for two nights Just in case You never know

Also I'm not going home After this I've got to go away I've got to go to Wellington for a couple of days You're such a jet setter I've got to use that Corrie membership I've got to get my money's worth. I didn't have enough money. I didn't have enough undies.

And I've talked about this before. As a man, you'll understand this. And actually, I think you get it too. How it is so hard just to buy yourself a plain black pair of undies. Mate, we have the same problem. For some reason, the people who run every undie company in the world have decided, you know what everyone wants? Floral. Everyone wants

a pair of striped fluoro underwear. Everybody wants the loudest, boldest colours. Everybody wants, you know what they want? White. No one wants white. No one wants white. And if you're wearing white, like, do you have, literally, honestly, the best bum in the world? Except for the most ripped guy who walks at the front of the Hero Parade every year with the angel wings on.

He's the only guy who wants a pair of white undies. Yeah, or unless you're Justin Bieber who wears Calvin's once and then throws them away. No one wants white undies. No one. But I still maintain that very few people want the coloured ones, too. And they always come in two packs, and you you get one black and then the other one is... Why can't they just be packs of two blacks? Why can't they just all be black?

Look, I think I might have hit the jackpot. I think I may have cracked the undie matrix. Wouldn't have said crack. I went to the greatest place on earth, and this is not an ad, I went to Kmart. And I've never been to Kmart for undies before. Oh, I thought you were going to say

you've never been to Kmart. I was like, get out! No, I've never been for undies. I've been going to I thought you were going to say you've never been to Kmart. I was like get out! No I've never been for undies. I've been going to Bend on Outlet forever because I was like oh yeah $15 a pair. What a great deal. Kmart's good for socks too. Guess what I found? Plain black briefs. $3

Yeah but have you worn them yet? Uh no but they look good. Mate. Don't ruin this for me. I love that. Don't ruin this for me. I love that. Don't ruin this for me. I love. I think I found it. I think I finally cracked it. The undies I like aren't even being made anymore and I think I've found the perfect

pair of undies and they're only $3. You're in for a rude awakening. Why? Let me tell you. Why? Because your most precious thing on your body, your tackle, and you want to spend $3 to encase that. It's going to be terrible. No, I don't believe you.

I don't believe you. I've got high hopes for these. I've felt the material. The material feels good. Stretched them out. They don't go see-through. Do you feel it with your balls? Yeah, different fingertips to balls, I think.

I think it's going to be very itchy tonight. Watch this space, okay? I don't know if I want to watch that space. to balls, I think. I think it's going to be very itchy tonight. Watch this space, okay? I'm giving them... I don't know if I want to watch that space. I'm giving them a dry run tonight and I will report back.

If I've found the greatest undies in the world, then I will shout it from the rooftop. Men, I've got you. Ladies, you could wear these. $3 undies.

You'd wear men's undies if they're only $3 and they didn't give you a rash. Look. Or chafe. Oh, you're going to get chafe. I'll bring you the results tomorrow, okay?

All right, mate. We'll take them out to the tiger parties. Jesus, take the wheel. Remember yesterday at this time when we talked about the butt plug bandit? Yes, how could I forget? Well, we have on the phone with us the lady who runs the Petone store where the buttplug bandit visited. No way! Please welcome to the show, Ange. Hi, Ange.

Hi, Ange. Hey, guys. How's it going? How's it being the most famous adult toy store worker in the country at the moment? Yeah, the back of my head's been in all around the world, internationally. It's bloody hilarious. Now, we didn't call them the butt plug bandits. You did, right? You came up with that name. Yeah, I did.

I like the term butt plug bandits. I think it's pretty appropriate. It's catchy, Ange. It's good, it's good. It's got legs. It's got laces. So, we talked about it and what we could deduct from it, because this is a robbery that happened in a peaches and cream store in Petone, in the hut.

They didn't steal heaps. Like to us it looked like they just stole enough for personal use. Is that the impression you got as well? I'd be busy girls if they're trying to use all of that stuff at the same time, to be fair. They'd have to be pretty skilled. No, I'd say that they were just pretty much stealing the things

with the highest price on the price tag that they could get into their bags. Were they that big, Ange, that they could only steal that amount? Yeah, they were pretty chunky women's handbags. If you've got a decent handbag, you can just put a bottle of wine in it. I don't think Brie was talking about the handbag. No, I wasn't talking about the handbags, you know, and if you've got a decent handbag, you know, you can just put a bottle of wine in those things.

I don't think Brie was talking about the handbag. No, I wasn't talking about the handbag, Angela. Oh, did I? Yeah, the items. Yeah, sizable. What is the black market resale for this type of product? Because I don't believe that anybody is buying these things secondhand.

Do you think they might have pawned it off, Ang? Yeah, yeah. I mean, sad to say, but that's sort of where society is. You can flick something like that with a price tag on it. Wouldn't have said flick, Ange? It's hard to monitor your language, I tell you.

What's the deal? Have they caught them? No, no. We're still waiting up on some follow-up from the Lower Hutt Police, but they're pretty well known and we've just had some better quality photos of them go up on some follow-up from the Lower Hutt Police, but they're pretty well-known, and we've just had some better quality photos of them go up on the Peaches and Cream NZ Facebook page. So they're very easy to identify.

Yeah, look, we want to help here at the Breein Clinch. We want to do everything we can to capture the butt-plug bandits. So would you like to put out an APB on the radio right now? Who are we looking for? I don't want to give their physical descriptions because, you know, we're not into body shaming but they are

two rough and rugged looking Hutt Valley ladies and their photos are up on the Peaches and Cream Facebook page so we've got a nice Wall of Shame album there of thieves from up and down the country. So we're always happy to have any little tips from anybody who might recognise somebody on there

and just send them straight through the Facebook page for Peaches and Cream. Well, hopefully they're not seen on a milk carton any time soon, Ange. Hopefully they're not seen back in my store any time soon too. That's Ange from Peaches and Cream in Petone currently in pursuit of New Zealand's two and only butt-plug bandits. Thanks, Ange. Thanks, Ange from Peaches and Cream in Petone Currently in pursuit of New Zealand's Two and only Butt plug bandits Thanks Ange

Thanks guys Good luck on the hunt Cheers Hey it's a known thing on our show That the angriest person On the show is Producer Ellie She just gets riled up about everything

To be fair I did complain about something else last week And I'm here to complain again At the concert you were gets riled up About everything Yeah To be fair I did complain about Something else last week Yeah I'm gonna complain again At the concert You were getting riled up And you complained That's why you didn't

Want to do your beep test Hey true I'm just a complainer Aren't I Serial complainer What's happened We should start a new Segment called

What grinds Ellie's fears What really gets Ellie's goat Sounds similar to Don't get Fletch started It does actually Or we could call it don't get Ellie started. That's a great idea. And we can use that

black eyed peace song. We'll sing you in. And then as soon as it's finished, you say what it is. Three, two, one. Don't get Ellie started in here. Don't get Ellie started in here. Oh yeah, I was just dancing to that. That was amazing. Anyway, yesterday I don't know

if anyone else feels the same about this, but I was on the bus, and I always ride the bus home. I was on the double decker. I was upstairs, and I walked out. I went to sit down. I could hear this music. I was like, oh, someone's obviously just listening to a video on their phone temporarily. No.

No, no. No, no. I heard the whole of A Million Reasons, Lady Gaga. Great, great song. Then I heard both songs from the new movie, A Star Is Born. I was sitting there going, why can I hear this? Does this guy not know his phone? I just didn't get it.

The whole ride home, I then was treated to Sam Smith. And I was like, I listen to all these artists at work all day. I don't need to hear it on my bus ride. And I just couldn't figure it out. Couldn't figure it out. And I thought, is someone actually sitting there listening to their phone out loud? So it wasn't an accident where someone accidentally, or they have a sneaky watch of a video and then turn it off. They were listening to their phone out loud? So it wasn't an accident where someone accidentally, or they like have a sneaky

watch of a video and then turn it off. They were listening to a playlist. Well it went on for the whole ride and so I was like, alright well I don't even know. And no one's saying anything either. So I went to get up off the bus and then this guy gets up and I just hear the music getting closer towards me. I was like, oh he is. He's literally on the bus listening to his music

through his phone. You told us this story off air. Describe to us how you describe this man. Oh, was it that? How old? No, how old was he? He was like a 40 to 50-year-old middle-aged white male. That's the best way I can describe it. Leave him alone. Look at Ellie, Ellie, Ellie.

I agree. No, don't leave him alone. Get some bloody headphones. No, because of this, you've got to have headphones on the bus. I agree. He's clearly, look at the music. He's clearly going through a breakup, okay, or a midlife crisis. And his wife's clearly kicked him out.

And she's kept the AirPods in the divorce. And he's listening to his sad music on the bus. And now you're berating him on the radio. Yeah, I feel really bad. You're horrible. You know what you should have done? Because you've got AirPods and they're wireless. I do. You should have just taken one out, not you've got ear pods and they're wireless. I do.

You should have just taken one out, not said anything, and just looked over at him with those big puppy dog eyes and gone, hmm? And offered him an ear pod. And you would have made his day. Yeah, no, I have much regret now. He probably would have been like, nah, I'm good. I'm good here.

I like it like this. My phone's got great sound. Bree and Clint on ZM.