ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 21st 2019

Episode Date: February 21, 2019

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Hello, podcasters. Oh, this is good. Clint, your turn to talk. That's right. Clint ain't here. It's just me, Producer Benzie. Hello, mate. Hey, how you going? Clint's left early for the day. He did. Producer Ellie, is your mic on? Come on in. Yeah, coming out.

No, we've got plenty of time, mate. Oh, let's have a nice little chat together. This is our little chat. Oh, about time we get to talk without Clint here. I mean, oh. That guy. God, what a dictator. Am I right? Did you just drop ass?

You dropped ass. I may have just walked in and done that. Oh, mate. You're off today. Sorry. Can I say? That is the third time that's happened to me in that room. And one time she walked over to my side of the desk and goes.

Mate, are you all right? Are you all right? Are you all right? Are you all right? As my dad would say, smells like something crawled up your ass and died. Shout out to Big Steve. Hey, we've been on tour the last couple of days. We had a little bit of a rendezvous in our hotel room last night, didn't we?

Which one are we talking about? No, we got back from O-Week. We got back from O-Week. To my hotel room and just ate pizza. Yeah. We did and God, it was good. I mean, how much is that a bonding session? Am I right?

You're right. You know who else wasn't there? The dictator, Clint. Oh, bloody Clint. Here's the podcast, guys. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Brie and Clint live from the North Island today. We thought we'd come back and do a North Island show. Why not?

Yeah. Not that we didn't love the South Island. God, how beautiful is Otago, by the way? I love it down there. You know, when you go somewhere for an overnight and you get excellent weather and you just go, you know, I think I could live here. I think I want to live here.

Last time we went to Wellington, same thing. I went, God, the weather was good. Why don't I live in Wellington? I should really live in Wellington. Mate, I'm going to Wellington next week. Are you? Yeah, me and producer Ellie, we're going back. Oh, you're going to a party, aren't you?

We're going to Eastad next week. We're going to Christchurch next weekend. That's right. For the urban polo. We're going everywhere. Oh, we get a round A. We should get Coru memberships. Oh, hang on.

Well, you already have one. Some of us can afford one. I love you sitting up in Koru Club. Yeah. And as Ellie and I walked right to the back of the plane, and then afterwards you get off and you're like, oh, the seats are so much bigger in Koru Club. They are.

Yeah, I know. They are. Yeah. You know who was sat up there in the front today too? Mark Richardson from The Block. I'm glad I was down the back. Hey, we want to give away a trip to the USA today. Thanks to Visit the USA and House of Travel,

we have a trip to give away. If you can identify the five American celebrities in this sentence. I'm going to play it to you again after you have the information. Yes, so they're saying, how does your USA sound? So there's five different American celebrities. We already know Ariana Grande.

We know Ariana Grande. We already know Miley Cyrus. We know Miley Cyrus. And we already know Ellen DeGeneres. Now listen again and see if you can figure out what the other two are. How does your USA sound? All right. How about a clue?

I think we need a clue. How about a clue? We're not like Soundkeeper Gary, who holds out on the clues. We give them out. We dish them out. We really want to give it away this week. So I've got a clue for you. One of the American celebrities had a very big part in the film Clueless.

Oh, my God, Clint. I totally paused. If you can figure that out, 0800-DIAL-ZM, you need that one and one other as well. We could be sending you to the USA for a free trip thanks to House of Travel and Visit the USA. Call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Here's 660.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's USA giveaway. You could win your ultimate $10,000 USA Sound experience at www.usasound.co.nz or we've also teamed up with Visit the USA and House of Travel to give you another USA experience. Yeah, we got a trip to the USA to give away. This is awesome. All you have to do is figure out who the five American celebrities,

and I'm going to come out and say it, five female American celebrities. Ooh, there's a hint. Making up this sentence, how does your USA sound? There's five different people in here. How does your USA sound? We just gave out quite a big clue. Yes, so far we've got Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Ellen DeGeneres, and the clue that we gave out was one of these people

was a massive, massive character in the movie Clueless. Welcome to the show, Ainsley. Hi, Ainsley. Hi, how's it going? Good, are you excited? Because you've got a real chance to win this trip right now. I'm pretty excited. Do you reckon that clue gave you any help, Ainsley?

Yeah, definitely. Excellent. And then when I said female and you're like, oh, I definitely better not say Paul Rudd then. I don't know. I don't remember any males in Clueless. What? You don't remember Paul Rudd in Clueless?

No one remembers Paul Rudd in Clueless. No, excuse me. Paul Rudd was a massive part of Clueless. He was a little bit. He was important. He was a tiny part. He's a total boy next door. Ainsley, let's do this, okay?

Give us five names, and we need all five names, and then at the end we'll tell you if you have it correct or not, okay? Okay. All right, go for it, Ainsley. Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Ellen DeGeneres, Alicia Silverstone, and Selena Gomez. Oh, you've got four. You were so close. Ainsley.

We can confirm that Alicia Silverstone, yes, is one of the voices. But Selena Gomez is not one of the voices. Okay. Okay. Hey, we're going to do it again later in the show, okay? We're going to do it at 20 past four so you can have another go. Okay. Sounds good.

Good luck, Ainsley. Cool. Thanks. She did well on the Alicia Silverstone. At, sounds good. Good luck Ainsley. Cool. Thanks. She did well on the Alicia Silverstone. At least that's done. There's one more in there. Literally one more.

Let's listen one more time and like I said 20 past four we'll give you another shot. I'll give you another clue right now. The last voice we're looking for is right at the end.

Oh, okay. Yes. Here you go. Ha! To your USA sound. Sound. That's it right there.

That's what you're looking for. Who is that? Who's that American celebrity? Who the hell is that person? You could be winning a trip to the USA If you figure it out Free and Clint Yesterday we went all the way to Dunedin

For O-Week How was your first O-Week experience? It was my first time in Dunedin as well And I loved it Yeah? We actually did a bit of a tour around Dunedin Yeah, what was your favourite place? Seeing the 660 house.

Oh, yeah, you got a little photo there, eh? And just that street in general because, I mean, I went to college in America and I lived, you know, in some places like that on that. Castle Street. Yeah, because if you haven't been there, there's this one street where it's just all houses that have uni students.

Students in them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they all named them something. There's one named The Fridge and then there was another one named The Last Resort. I went to my sister's one today. It was called The Cave.

The Cave. I had breakfast with my sister at The Cave. What was that experience like? We met the guy who lived in The Last Resort, remember? Yes. And he said that they did

a rebrand to The Resort because it was more appealing to the opposite sex. Because, yeah, other people don't want to... Because no one wants to be seen as going to the last resort. No.

Not ideal. Isn't it amazing how luxurious just changing it to the resort sounds? Sounds way better. I've got some audio from O-Week as well. This is actually what it sounds like at the toga party. I also went into the library to get some audio at the university. What did it sound like? I also checked out one of the dormitories.

Oh, yeah? I went really late at night, like 4 o'clock in the morning, because I thought, oh, it'll be quiet then. When people are asleep? Yeah, and I just flipped my phone on to record and then... There was a funeral on. What's that? Yeah, there was a funeral during O-Week.

And they had like a memorial service? Not for one of the students, yeah. Yeah, it was for a resident who went to Otago University in the early 1900s. Oh, you didn't record there, did you? The family said I could. They said, oh, they'd love it if you put some of the funerals in. Okay, great. What did it sound like?

I went to the hospital. They're doing an operation. Okay, no, we get it. We get it. It was big party vibes. We get it. I went to a party. Weirdly, they had no music.

Big up to Neidan and everywhere having their O-Week at the moment. Brie and Clint. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz He DJs on Hollywood Boulevard and he also has a sparkling water company. Dean McCarthy is on the phone with us this afternoon. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hello, yes, my sparkling water company. Dean McCarthy is on the phone with us this afternoon. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hello.

Yes, my sparkling water company is going extremely well. Thank you. I'm in my Rolls Royce. Still in the game. Didn't you name your sparkling water company Dazzled? Dazzled. That's the men's one, and the women's one is called V-Dazzled. Yeah, it's great.

It's delicious. So fresh. Dean, tell us what's going on with Ariana Grande. She's broken quite a historic record. Oh, she certainly has. You know, obviously we spoke about the fact that she, you know, stood up the Grammys, didn't perform there, didn't really want to borrow that.

She was too busy having, wait for it, the number one, number two, and also the number three song in America. She has got all, I don't know how the Hot Mess Express must be number four, but one, two, and three are all Ariana Grande. Now, just to give you some context, this is such a big deal. The last time an

artist had the one, two, and three song was the Beatles. Wow. The Beatles. I've heard of them. I think they were quite good. Are you saying Ariana Grande is bigger than the Beatles. Wow. The Beatles. The Beatles. Incredible. I've heard of them. I think they were quite good. Are you saying Ariana Grande is bigger than the Beatles? In this day, yes. Right now, yes.

Well, I guess technically she's as big as the Beatles. Until she gets one, two, three, and four, she's as big as the Beatles, right? Mate, it's pretty good in today's day and age. It's still pretty good. I mean, the Beatles, who? Mate, it's pretty good in today's day and age. Yeah, it's still pretty good. I mean, the Beatles, who did they have to compete with? Like Rolling Stones and stuff? Rolling Stones, yeah. Who else?

I don't know. The good thing about this is the Beatles had to split the money four ways. Ariana Grande, it's all hers. It's genius. Pretty massive record to break. The biggest story in Hollywood today, Dean, has to be the Tristan Jordan Kardashian explosion, right? Oh, my goodness.

I know it sounds so petty that we're all grown up talking about this little game of, you know, three ways and one ways and cheating, but this is what's happened, right? So it is official. Tristan Thompson, who is Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend, baby daddy, cheated on her with Jordi Woods, who is Kylie Jenner's boyfriend, baby daddy, cheated on her with Geordie Woods, who is Kylie Jenner's best friend.

You want to know how it became official? There was no investigation. Kim Kardashian unfollowed them on Instagram. That's when you know. That's how it's confirmed these days. That's judge, jury and executioner all in one unfollow button. Yep. Yep.

Is there anyone else in the room right now? So this is all unfolded right? Is there anyone else? Are you with me, Dean? Are you with me, Clint? That's thinking ratings. Oh, I've already thought it. Or I thought it. Or Geordie Wood

spin-off. Because you can only live under the shadow. Because Kim K did it too. She did it too when she wanted to get out live under the shadow because Kim K did it too she did it too when she wanted to get out from under the Paris Hilton umbrella you got to do something to put your name on the map and she might have just done this now I mean in one season of the Kardashian Kardashians it was the Chris Humphries divorce wedding debacle yeah and then this whole thing happened with Khloe and then now this is happening. For me, I'm like, I'm definitely watching that. And then I'm like, damn it, they've got me.

Yeah, what do you think, Dean? They're so clever at this stuff. They're so good that it would not surprise me if this was a set-up. And actually, I had not really thought about Geordie doing this for press, but if you were Geordie, this is what you'd do. This is what you do.

No one ever heard of her. Yeah. We've never spoken about her on the show ever. No, exactly. And you go from being Kylie's best friend, This is what you do This is what you do No one ever heard of her Yeah You're no longer We haven't spoken about her On the show ever No Exactly And you go from being Kylie's best friend Which is like good

But you become your own thing There's a reason to talk About just you I'm being cynical But I'm saying If she wants her own thing Gotta make money moves As Cardi B would say

Make those money moves Boom Alright Dean That's bye Thank you so much Thanks Dean Bye guys Bree and Clint

I have a conspiracy theory about Post Malone. A conspiracy? Oh, I know what it is. Do you know what it is? He's never had a shower. No, they broke that, apparently. He doesn't wash. No, be nice.

I love Posty. So do I. He's such a nice dude. Well, I like him. I've never met him. Apparently, he's really lovely. Have you ever, because I came across this conspiracy theory, but apparently this has been around for a little while,

that Post Malone is actually not even a real person. What? They reckon. Is this like the Deidre Avril Lavigne one? They reckon Post Malone is Justin Bieber's alter ego. What? Have you heard this? No.

So apparently, yeah, there's this conspiracy theory that, yeah, that's just Justin Bieber's alter ego. What? Have you heard this? No. So apparently, yeah, there's this conspiracy theory that, yeah, that's just Justin Bieber. The person, and he's in disguise? Well, I don't know about in disguise, but they reckon they created this character Post Malone. Yeah. Because the guy exists. Like, people have met him.

Yeah. Are you saying that the music is made by Justin Bieber? Apparently. Okay. So we're going to test the conspiracy theory this afternoon. Yeah. Are you saying that the music is made by Justin Bieber? Apparently. Okay. So, we're going to test the conspiracy theory this afternoon. Yeah. So, they're saying that if you take any Post Malone song

and you pitch it up, it'll sound like Justin Bieber. Okay. Alright? So, this is a Post Malone song. I really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you. My roof looks like a no-show. Got diamonds by the bolo. Come with the Tony almost. Clearly, that's Post Malone. Let's hear that song pitched up.

Really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you. My roof looks like a no-show. Got diamonds by the wall. Come with the... Whoa. For cars and all the balls. Right pick on a side. Call a mama.

Whoa. Can't really trust nobody. Let's test another one. I've got a few more Post Malone songs we can test. Whoa. Let's test another one. I've got a few more Post Malone songs we can test. Here's one. You know what this is doing to me too? It's making me realise that all Post Malone songs sound slow. Right.

Okay. Let's pitch it up. That is just legal. Ah! Did your mind blow? Ah! Because it's not perfect. It doesn't sound exactly like Justin Bieber. But that's because if they've pitched it down,

and then we're just roughly pitching it back up using our pitching software so it's getting it's getting bent and stretched around the same though let's test one more here's one more Post Malone song see how it sounds kind of slow

and if we pitch it up does it sound like Justin Bieber? You've blown my mind. Right? Because you totally could do that. Justin Bieber's not gangster enough to put out the music that Post Malone is making. But I know he wants to be. Exactly right.

So he's got all those tattoos. So he's got a maiden alter ego. That blows my mind. Have you ever seen a Justin Bieber and Post Malone collab? No. There's a bloody good reason. Brie and Clint. 660 play this weekend at Western Springs Stadium to 50,000 people.

It is the biggest concert by a New Zealand artist of all time and it will be the biggest show in New Zealand this year. It's huge. It's historic is what it is. Very historic. They've just released information about it where they're trialling a secret code word at the gig, which means that if you're in trouble,

you can use this and give it to event staff and they'll know that you need help. So I'll give it to you first. The idea is if you're in trouble and they haven't said what kind of trouble, whether there's someone who is harassing you or maybe you're a bit too intoxicated or something like that.

I don't know. It just says if you need help, you can go to event staff and ask them for Angela. Oh, you haven't heard about this? Oh, I know that they do it in bars. It's a DJ thing. Yeah, but what? It's a DJ thing. Yeah, but what? It's a DJ thing, so where you can always go up to the DJ and say,

do you know where Angela is? And if you say that to the DJ, a DJ should know that means you're in trouble. I've been DJing for five years. You should know that, mate. And now I'm like, how many people have asked me for Angela? I'm like, I don't know that song. I don't take requests. Go away.

Yeah, so it means that, yeah, it's a safe place where they can pull you up into the DJ booth. Well, they've put that into, pull you up into the DJ booth. Yeah. Right. Like, if there's a guy that, you know, if a girl's being harassed by a guy, you know, followed, they can help you out. Well, don't use and abuse it if you just want to get into the DJ booth.

But they're doing it at Western Springs. So you can go to event staff, the security agents and stuff, and say, Angela. The thing I don't get with that is, why don't you just say, I need help? Like, why do you need to use a code word? Why don't you just go, hi, event staff, I'm in trouble, I need help? Because if a woman, and I'm just going off experience, if you're being followed by a guy,

or if some guy is harassing you, and then you say, I need help, like, that's going to set someone off. Whereas if you go up to event staff and say, hey, I'm looking for Angela, they're not going to know what you're talking about. Right. The person that's there harassing you. Right.

But what if he knows the Angela thing? Well, I guess, you know, then you're in trouble. Yeah. Okay. But luckily you'd be around staff that would know what you're talking about. Yeah. Okay. Sweet.

Well, there you go. It's out there this weekend for the gig. If you do need help you can ask for Angela. Also there's a text system where you can text ASSIST to 260 with a message and the location and you'll get help as well. It's ASSIST to 260. Hopefully you don't need it. That's the idea. You won't need it

but if you do there's a couple of things that could help keep you safe at this festival at Western Springs this Saturday. It's going to be massive. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's USA giveaway. Right now you can win your ultimate $10,000 USA sound experience at usasound.co.nz. Or you can win another trip with us right here on the show. Thanks to Visit the USA and House of Travel,

we have a trip to the States to give away. This is a massive prize. A trip overseas. I mean, how good to the USA? You need to figure out the five celebs in here. Cut to your USA sound. And you actually only have to figure out one. Because we've been doing this all week,

and so far we've got four. We just need one more. That's it. We've got Ariana Grande, Alicia Silverstone was guest earlier this afternoon, Ellen DeGeneres and Miley Cyrus. We need one more. No mucking around this time. We just want the missing one.

Alana, who is it? Hello, is it Hilary Duff? Hilary Duff. It is not. Not. Unlucky. Sorry about that. Good guess though. Hi Emma. Hi, is it Kylie Jenner? Kylie Jenner

is not correct. Unlucky. Let's go and talk to Kyra. Hey Kyra. Hi Kyra. Hi. Now you've got to remember female American had a baby last year. Yes. That's the clue that's been given out. Now, you've got to remember, female American had a baby last year.

That's the clue that's been given out. This is for a trip to America. Who's the missing celebrity? I think it's Khloe Kardashian. Khloe Kardashian is not correct. Unlucky, Kyra. Sorry. Let's go to Jaden.

Hey, Jaden. Is it Cardi B? Is it Cardi B? Is it Cardi B? Let's listen one more time. Jaden, you've just won yourself a trip to the USA. Holy shit, no way. Holy shit, yes you have, Jaden. You're on your way.

No way. Congratulations, man. What gave it away? No way. We're dead serious. Was it the baby bit? Was it the baby bit that gave it away? Pardon?

Don't worry about it. Hey, congrats. Thanks to House of Travel and Visit the USA. We're going to get that all sorted for you. Just wait there. Well, thank you so much. Boom. I love this part of our job.

How good is it? Yeah. I mean, these are like, you know, bucket list things that we're giving away. Yeah, good stuff. That was Cardi B, the last one going sound. Cardi B had a baby last year. Bree and Clint. I mean, it's a question that we've all asked ourselves before.

Did I dream my future? Sorry, sorry. I've definitely asked myself this. What do you mean? Didn't I have this dream and now it's happening? So there's a scientist who is saying that she believes we can see the future in our dreams. Okay.

And she thinks, you know, it's called precognition. That's what she's calling it. And her name's Dr. Julia Mossbridge and she is actually a cognitive neuroscientist and experimental psychologist and she led a study in the US where she looked at whether or not humans can actually dream their future and she reckons some people can.

So what about the dream that I had where I was trapped on a desert island and it was just me and Katy Perry? Exactly. So some people can. So what about the dream that I had where I was trapped on a desert island and it was just me and Katy Perry? Exactly. So some people can. Not everyone. Right. Some people, research. Because if this is true, excited about the Katy Perry bit,

not so excited about the desert island bit. Yeah, that's not the best. And not every dream obviously is going to be your future for these people, but they're saying research suggests that from the study that they've done, 15% to 30% of people have had a precognitive dream. So a dream where it says, you know. It's going to happen. Exactly.

And something comes true. And then it happens. Yeah. God, tough to know if you're in the 15%. Because what if you go, I just had a dream I'm going to win Lotto next week. So you go and spend all your money because it doesn't matter because you're going to win Lotto next week. No, so this is spend all your money because it doesn't matter because you're going to win Lotto next week. No, so this is where...

And then it doesn't happen. This is where it's different. So there's some people that have dreamt actual numbers and this is where you can tell if you've got the gift or not. Yeah. So these are the things to look for. So apparently, yeah. So you dream specific things

and this woman is saying it has to happen within a week, usually, of you having dreamt it that's how far into the future you can predict with your dreams well you have precognition yeah well that's what that's called and then there's some other people that have this other thing where they can dream way into the future yeah but i was telling you off air we used to have on my old radio show we used to have this psychic on who had this gift or she said she had this gift yeah that's how she would predict stuff was through dreams and one of the things she did predict on radio she came on the show and it was the melbourne cup which is that

massive horse race that happens in aussie at the end of the year. What part of Australia? Melbourne. Oh, cool. Yeah, Melbourne Cup. Anyway, she came on the show and she said she had a dream of who won and she said it on radio and then, no bullshit, the next day that horse won. Yeah. Which is very, if you know the Melbourne Cup,

it's nearly impossible to predict. Is it though? Because there's so many great horses that run in that race. Yeah. Anyone could win. I mean, there's always the favourite. And I can't remember if she picked the favourite. I can't remember.

She's like, winks. Yeah, right. I've had a dream. I mean, that's what she has always said, that she has dreams where she can see the future. Okay. I don't know. Yeah, I'm open to it.

I don't know if I believe it. Yeah. But I find it interesting. Yeah. Have you ever had a dream where you're like, oh, I feel like, and something's happened in your life and you're like, I feel like I dreamt this. No, I don't have that feeling.

Yeah. So I can't recall that I've ever done it. No. I don't think I've ever had that either. I wish I had. I mean, I don't think I'd be here. I think I'd be off in the Bahamas somewhere. I dreamt that I would be on a radio station, not in my home country.

I dreamt that I would win a lot of money. I dreamed a dream my life would be so far from this hell I'm living. I definitely didn't dream that. I want to know from you guys on 0800DIALZM, this could be super far-fetched, but have you ever dreamt something and then it happened? And do you know the lotto numbers for this weekend? Yeah, that too.

But we're talking like hard facts. We're talking like you've dreamt something and there's like hard facts, like multiple things that happened within that dream. No wishy-washy. No wishy-washy stuff. Yeah. We want the hard hidden dreams. I dreamed I was going to get hit by a car

and the next day I got hit by a car. Yeah. We want the hard-hitting dreams. I dreamed I was going to get hit by a car, and the next day I got hit by a car. Yeah, something like that. It doesn't all have to be good, mate. No, it doesn't all have to be good. It doesn't all have to be Melbourne cup wins and trips to the Bahamas. Some people would dream some awful things. Hey, this woman, this woman, the scientist, she dreamt she'd be in a house fire.

And? And it happened. Just saying, she could have made that one happen to back up her psychic credentials. All it would cost her is one house. Give us a call at $100. Free in Clint. The phones are lighting up, Clinton Roberts.

Precognition is? Where you dream something and then it actually comes true. So you have the ability to tell your own future through your dreams. Yeah, so there's a neuroscientist that's done this big study over in America and she truly believes that some people, not everyone, not everyone can sometimes dream something that's going to happen in the future. Is it just to them or can you dream about other people's future too? I'm pretty sure you can dream about other people too.

Because I'm going to pretend that I have it and say, oh my God, Bree, I dreamt that you shaved all your hair off but kept a mohawk on the top and because of that you became a supermodel.

And then you'll go and do it and I'll go, nice haircut, I made that up. Well, I wouldn't believe you in the first place because you don't believe in this stuff.

We have some people that do though. Welcome to the show, Jasmine. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. Has this happened to you before, where you've dreamt something and then it's happened? Yeah, so you don't really know you've dreamt about it.

You wake up and you're like, okay, that was weird. So I dreamt I crashed my car. And then within the month it happened, I crashed my car. Precognito. Are you a good driver, though? I'm a fabulous driver. Had you crashed before? No, this was the first time I crashed,

and I didn't actually, like, visualise the crash. It was kind of those moments after where, like, I had a built drink on my windscreen, and so I literally had, like, a vision of that. That's weird. Okay, some would say maybe you were preoccupied about having a crash and you caused yourself to have a crash, but those people would be cynical. That'd be a skeptic.

Hi, Roxy. Like you. Hi, Roxy. Hey. When has this happened to you? Have you had a dream and then it's happened? Yeah, I've had like a couple dreams where it's happened. I had a dream that my car got stolen and I thought, and then two days later it got stolen.

Whoa. And I was like, damn. Because that's something that's not in your control, can I just say? Like having an accident still in your control, but getting your car stolen, that's not really. Totally out of your control. Depends who you know, but yeah. And then another time I had a dream where my house got robbed.

I'm like, okay, I'm going to start listening to my dream. So I got my house insured for contents insurance. And then two weeks later, my house got robbed. Sounds like you just need to lock your car and your house up. Roxy's one's quite freaky. I don't have an explanation for that one. Interesting. I've completely forgotten your name and I'm very sorry,

but oh, $800 it is. Alice, I'm pretty sure. Alice? Yes. pretty sure. Alice? Yes. What happened to you? So I, well, I didn't think it was a dream. I thought it was real that my friend was pregnant, and she'd announced it on Facebook,

so I went to have a look back to find the post, and I couldn't find it anywhere. So I messaged her, and she said no, she wasn't, and I hadn't talked to her for quite a long time. So I thought, oh, okay. So you just messaged your friend randomly out of the blue because you've dreamt that she was pregnant and then she's like, no, not pregnant. No, she said she wasn't pregnant. She's a good friend. Her mum's good friends with my

mum. So it wasn't until I was travelling about six weeks later, travelling Europe with my parents and my mum said, oh, isn't it so exciting that so-and-so is pregnant? And I just almost dropped. I said, oh my goodness, is that seriously? And then I messaged her, and she said that I only found out about three days before I'd messaged. Whoa!

So she did know? You didn't find out before she found out? She did know? No, no, no, they knew, but she said it was so funny. I had the exact same thing. Because Lucy, my wife, is pregnant at the moment, and I had the exact same thing. A week after we got pregnant, she got pregnant,

I made her pregnant, however you want to say it, my best friend from school messaged me and said, I had a dream that you guys are pregnant. Oh, really? And I knew that we were, but we weren't ready to announce it, and I had to say to her, no. And then after we announced it, I went that we were, but we weren't ready to announce it and I had to say to her, no. And then after we announced it, I went back and said, okay, yeah, cool, yeah, okay, all right, yeah.

Interesting, right? There's another interesting text that said, I dreamt about an earthquake and what I would do if an earthquake happened. I woke up at 1am from the nightmare and I tried to calm myself down. I went back to sleep around 3 and woke up to a 7.1 earthquake at 4 a.m. on 4th of September, 2010. That's terrifying. It's definitely terrifying.

To believe in precognition, though, you have to give over to the fact that the future is either pre-written or that there are dimensions and that there's one that already exists ahead of us where the future has already happened. I think there is to a certain extent, but it's all free will and choice in a sense as well, I think. We'll do one more.

Hi, Katrina. Now, you have this and you reckon you know what the lotto numbers are. Absolutely, yeah. So you've dreamt the winning lotto numbers. Yep. Shut up. For this weekend? Sure.

What? Give them to me. You give them to me. Oh, you're full of BS, Katrina. I'll buy it. I'll buy the ticket. Katrina, I'll buy it. And if I win, I'll give you 10%.

Or Katrina could just buy her own. Okay, done. Yeah. What are the numbers? 30. 30? Yep. Yep. 22. 22. 30? Yep. Yep.

22. 22. 36. 36. Six. Six. Nine. Nine.

And the last one, four. Four. What's the Powerball? Eight. Eight. Definitely sounds like you knew that before you said it out loud. Trina, are you... I've got fourth division before.

You got, yeah? Yeah. Have you? Hang on, you got fourth division? Mm-hmm. That's, fourth division's like $12. I got fourth division last week. No, off the specific numbers I dreamt, so I dreamt them.

For fourth division, you only need like three numbers. No, look, look, I'm not being skeptical. I actually dreamt the lotto numbers too last night. Did you? Katrina, you wouldn't believe it. I dreamt it as well. I believe it. Yeah.

I believe it. So the first one is zero. No, there's no zero. 21, 27, 25. Oh, no, I'm giving out your phone number, Clint. No! Oh! Oh!

Your microphone's not going back on. I got so freaked out, the birthday banger thing's not even meant to be playing here. Brie and Clint. I'm buying that lotto ticket, though, and we'll see what happens. If I win, then I'll believe you. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatatable, talented, athletic.

Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plotline? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Today we're playing for a double pass to Marvel Studios' Captain Marvel in cinemas March 7. The movie you have to see before Avengers Endgame. Taking you on, Brie, is Spencer. Hi, Spencer.

Afternoon, Spencer. You a movie buff? A little bit. I've lost twice now, but I'm willing to give it another go. Have you been on and played before? Yeah, twice, and I've been duped twice. All right, we need a bit of showing from you today, okay, Spence? I'm on a bad run at the moment, so it could be your time to shine.

Yeah, she's the wounded gazelle. Here we go. Your buzzer is your name. It's best of three. First movie. Five best friends. Jim, Kevin, Oz, Finch, and Stifler attend... Brie! American Pie.

I knew that one was going to go fast. Well done. Well done. Good work. Still in this, Spencer, okay? You're still in this. Here we go. Movie number two.

In April 2009, the U.S. container ship Maysirk, Alabama, Alabama, sails towards its destination on a day that seems like any other. Bree. Bree.

The perfect storm. The perfect storm is incorrect. Free guess, Spencer? Captain Phillips. Captain Phillips is correct. Nice work, Spencer.

Good work. Hey, Spencer. Spencer. Look at me. Look at me. You're the captain now. Look at me. Look at me. You're the captain now. Okay? Sure.

You're the captain. That's a Captain Phillips reference. Final movie. It was so good. I know. Well, you're on the ropes here. This is tie break. Movie number three.

This is for the win and for the tickets to Captain Marvel. Good luck, Spencer. Cool. A popular reporter comes to the United States to film a documentary on what? Spencer. Is it Borat? It's Borat. That is quite incredible.

Nice work, Spencer. How did you get that? Well, he's just a great reporter. He is a great reporter. You're absolutely right. I didn't even get to the Kazakhstan stuff or anything. You win. We. I didn't even get to the Kazakhstan stuff or anything. You win.

We've got two tickets to Marvel Studios Captain Marvel for you. Woo! I like it. Yeah, that was about as good as the Captain Phillips one.

No, I think that was pretty good. I'll own that one. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Bring him in. Brie and Clint. That's what I prefer.

ZM Next Tracks Project and Prefer. Explain what's going on in the studio right now, Brie. So right now, it'sie and Clint. That's what I prefer. Our ZM Next Tracks project and prefer. Explain what's going on in the studio right now, Brie. So right now it's you and me, Clint, and we've also got Charlotte in the studio who's blindfolded. She's got headphones on. We literally have just rushed her in here, and now producer Ellie and producer Ben are bringing in Jeremy,

who's also blindfolded. So it's taking a little while to get him in here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi. Hi. So it's taking a little while to get him in here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi. Hi. I know this is very confusing. There's a man about to walk behind you, just past you. You smell his pheromones?

Yeah, he smells good. And then we'll get him on the microphone as well. You guys are here because this weekend you've both volunteered to naked date each other. That's correct, right? Right. Yeah. Sorry, we're trying to sit Jeremy down. What we're trying to do is get you guys to meet each other. That's correct, right? Right. Yeah. Sorry, we're trying to sit Jeremy down.

What we're trying to do is get you guys to meet each other without seeing each other first. So, Ben, can you please lower his chair and get him right in front of the microphone because he's not going to find it himself. There he is. Jeremy, hello.

Hi, how are you doing? Good. You've come straight from work, straight off the building site. Yeah. And Charlotte, you look beautiful, by the way. Thank you. Jeremy's not going to see that.

Yeah, I was going to say, a lot of effort for nothing. No one's going to see each other, but you look fantastic. Thank you. Jeremy, you look rugged chic. You look like hard. That's what I'm going for. Tradey man. We've met both of you this week over the phone,

and now you're in the studio, and this Saturday, you're going to meet each other, and you're going to not only meet each other, you're going to not only meet each other you're going to see everything of each other yeah how are you feeling about it um I've actually had nerves over the last couple of days but now I'm kind of like cool about it coming in here it's actually kind of better because it means that you can kind of like talk about it and then be like yeah yeah take the edge off right yeah take the edge off Jeremy how are you feeling? Pretty much the same.

It's going to be nervous, but once we get to know each other, it's just going to be like any other normal day. Yeah. Will it? Will it? Just talk about the first thing that pops up. Oh, there it goes. Have you guys ever done anything this weird before?

No. I've streaked at an international cricket match. That's right. Your band from what stadium? McLean Park in Napier. McLean Park. There's people in Napier going, oh, no, that guy.

Charlotte, you're not from Napier, are you? You don't want to get married at McLean Park one day? No, cousins are from Napier, though. Maybe avoid that for summer. Maybe we're related. If this turns into something. Maybe we're related. Yeah, they've probably already seen Jeremy naked.

What do you want to know about each other? You can go first, Jeremy. What do you want to ask Charlotte before the big date? What are you going to wear? How are you going to do your hair? Is there anything you need to know, Jeremy, before you get your kid off on Saturday? I'm quite happy with the response she said the other day

about why she would do it. She's confident in her own body and that is just something that I'm happy about and just looking forward to seeing. I've got no idea what her body shape is, but just seeing someone who is confident, it'll be great. Confidence is sexy, isn't it? Confidence is very sexy, yeah.

Charlotte is doing finger guns. This is Charlotte and Jeremy. They're in studio with us. They're both blindfolded at the moment. They will see each other for the first time on Saturday at Naked Dating. Completely naked. Which, by the way, it's naked dining.

It's a whole restaurant full of naked people. There's going to be like 60 naked people there on your first date with you guys. Does that make it awkward for you, Charlotte? No, I think that's actually really helpful because it means that I can just gawk at other people and be like, oh, that's funny,

that's weird, that's nice. Is that the only reason you're going is to cop a look of everyone, Charlotte? Can I give you some advice? No. Don't say to someone who's sitting next to you naked, oh, that looks funny. Yeah, don't open with that line. No, I won't.

You guys sit here for a second. Can we hang on to you for five minutes? Yeah. 0800 dial ZM. Do you have some advice for these guys? Do you have questions for them about why they would do something like this? What do you want to know or what do you want to say to two people who are going on this experiment for us?

Mainly because this is something that Bri and I never wanted to do ourselves. Ever. I don't think I could ever do it. And you know what? You guys have so much courage for doing it. Yeah, you've both got balls. I'm impressed.

Well, actually, I think only one of you does. But 9696 or $100. You can talk to Jeremy and Charlotte, our brave naked daters. Brie and Clint. Picture this.

This Saturday, you got a date. You meet your date. You sit down to dinner and you're both completely naked. Completely starkers. It's naked dining. It's happening in Auckland.

This is a thing that you can do. And you and I both not brave enough, but we have found two people that are. It's usually $70 and it's BYO. Oh, how good's that? Excellent. You guys, Charlotte and Jeremy, are going to do it for us. Fantastic. Yeah.

Cool. A little bit of background. Jeremy is former Navy. Yes. Now a builder. We've just found a connection too. Charlotte, you're an interior designer. Well, I'm doing my oversource here.

Yeah. If this goes well, you guys could go on the block together. Ooh. Wouldn't that be great? Or married at first sight. Well, it's not first sight. True, true. Lots of questions coming in for you guys from around the country.

Callum, what do you want to ask the guys? All right, well, this is mostly for Jeremy, but Charlotte, of course, feel free to chime in. I've got to know, what's the manscaping ritual you've got in mind? Great question. Don't want to underdo it. What's the plan? Great question, Callum.

Well, I want to answer this one delicately, I guess, as well as do it delicately. Yep. That's key. I don't want to overdo it. This needs to be maintained, short, but not gone. What, number one, number two? Probably a two.

A two. A two all over? Are we talking landing strip? Are we talking like a fade from the... Number two? Probably a two. A two. A two all over? Are we talking landing strip? Are we talking like a fade from the... Sure. What do you run, Kellum? Oh, hey, you'd have to bring me on your show and find out. All right, we're keen.

Get in here. We want to see you run. Can you get Kellum's number, please? I'm interested to find out. Hi, James. Hi, James. Yeah, hi. Let's turn that radio down,

and then what do you want to ask the guys? Yeah, I'll just walk away. Okay, so I want to ask the guys, if the date turns into anything serious along the future lines, would you be brutally honest, or would you just be nice? It's basically a heartbreak island. What do you mean? Like in future?

So if the date was to turn into anything serious, would they just be saying things to not offend the other person or are they going to be brutally honest with each other? Does anybody understand what James means? No idea. Are you saying, you mean like if they're going to go home with each other? No, are they going to lie about each other's bodies or are they going to say, I don't like that

or, you know what I mean? Is it about that for you guys? You both seem like quite body positive people so I don't think it would really be about that, would it? No, not really. I think it would just be like, nice to meet you and if it's, you know, if we didn't have personality like

How good's the awkward handshake kiss goodbye if it doesn't go well? If you're both naked? What about when you first meet? When you first meet, are you going to hug? Because you'll both be naked. I think we'll just shake hands, to be honest. I'm going to ask you a real rough question.

A real straight up one, Jeremy. And this is coming from the text machine. What happens if when you see her, you get really excited and it's visible? What are you going to do? Oh, that's really bad for a guy. Well, she could get nipples that do the same.

She could, but you can't use those to hide yours. I'm asking you specifically, what are you going to do if it happens to you? We have an apron. Surely it can only help. We have an apron. Surely it can only help. Yeah. We have an apron. I mean, it's a compliment, isn't it? It's absolutely a compliment.

Yeah. It's a compliment. Yeah, true. Or you could say, I'm just really enjoying the meal. Okay, guys, you're not going to see each other until Saturday night. You are our couple who are going naked dating. Yes, you're going naked dining. And then on Saturday, you're going to see all of each other.

And then we're going to, what, get them back in on Monday. We want you both back in here on Monday so that you can give us a full debrief on the experience, okay? All right? Cool. All right, thanks, guys. Good luck. Bree and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Do you reckon anyone noticed? I didn't. No, me either. And I was here. Shameless.

That was so good. Hey, this is where we get your birthdays and we put them into a computer, figure out what was number one on your 16ths, and then we just pick one and play it in full. Isaac, welcome to the show. Good afternoon, guys. Hello, Isaac. What's your birthday, mate?

28-11-91. Okay, Isaac, you were 16 in 2007 on the 28th of November. And in 2007, the 28th of November. And in 2007, this was number one. Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love. It's a banger. It's a banger. Isaac, what a banger, mate.

It's a banger. You wouldn't read about it. Okay, who else have we got? Oh, Isaac. Jane, hi. Hi, Jane. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks.

What's your birthday, Jane? 17th of January, 1971. Okay, Jane, you were 16 in 1987 on the 17th of Jan, and this is your birthday banger. She told me to walk this way. She told me to walk this way. and this is your birthday banger. You get Run DMC and Aerosmith Walk This Way. Oh, you've got to love a bit of Aerosmith. Do you?

You've got to love her at a Run DMC. Run DMC. Yeah, cool. Okay, that's a good one. Let's finish on Dean. Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, how's it going? Good Let's finish on Dean. Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, how's it going?

Good, thanks. What's your birthday? Oh, serious guy. 27th of June, 1989. Okay, Dean, you were 16 in 2005 on the 27th of June, and on that day, this was top of the charts. So lonely, so lonely, Mr. Lonely. I have nobody to call my own You know I made a lot of money for a long time

as New Zealand's leading A-Con impersonator Did you? Yeah, just couldn't do it in person For obvious reasons, you know I don't get it Ah, someone did That's okay I've said it before and I'll say it again

I'm a big A-Con advocate You are, but I feel like It's not a banger though Someone did. That's okay. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm a big Akon advocate. You are, but I feel like... It's not a banger though. I feel like 2005, we were all different then. And then like Akon in 2019 is very different. Do you know Akon's a very good guy. He now is dedicating all of his money to saving West Africa. He's putting in like solar plants and water treatment facilities for people.

That's his mission is to help save Africa. Well he's got all that time now. Lodge your vote. Go on. I know what it is. How? Because I saw your arms go up like you were in church as soon as Leona Lewis came on. I do

love that track. It's totally fine. I've got to vote for it. And I liked Isaac. And you like Isaac as a person? Yeah. So I've got to vote for it. And I liked Isaac. And you like Isaac as a person? Yeah. So I've got to play his birthday banger. We're not making this personal. I know, but I'm just saying I just liked his vibe.

I don't think that Akon is the right banger for today. I do like Leona Lewis. But just to... I like Run DMC too. I like that song too. Not their best though. No, and I don't really like Aerosmith. So, you know what? I'll back you today. I'll go with you. Not their best though. No, and I don't really like Aerosmith. So, you know what?

I'll back you today. I'll go with you. Let's do that. Isaac, we're going to play your birthday banger today. Let's do it, Isaac. So much deliberating as well. Here you go, birthday banger ZDM, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Sometimes I like to just turn the microphones on to see what happens.

You meant to tell me when you're doing that. There's a big red light. Yeah, it's down here. Yeah, there's also these lights. Be a professional, okay? I'm not a professional. Be a professional. Bree and Clint, this is ZM,

the most professional of all professional radio stations. We were going to do a conversation here about what food you eat that disgusts other people, but we've run out of time. Classic radio gear going. But I do feel the need to still bring up the one we were going to talk about. Are you reading that text?

Yeah. Oh, now I sound like I'm a smoker. Holy shit, Brie. Your singing voice is unlike any other I've heard before. See, you can take that text, you know, any way you want. Can we bring up the Mike Posner, please? Can we get the Mike Posner on the thing? I think Jessie J was my best moment.

No, we're getting Jessie J as well, but we'll get Mike Posner first. Forget what I was going to talk about. I was going to talk about how Belle eats Brussels sprout. No, alfalfa sprouts on peanut butter toast. But this is better than that. You probably think that you're cooler than me. And I could write you a song to make you...

Pretty good. You think you're cooler than me. Pretty good. I stand by that. I'm feeling sexy and free. Like glitter's raining on me. You like a shot of pure gold. Oh.

I mean, you know. Hashtag blessed. That's all I'll say. Do you guys want me to turn the microphones on more often when we're singing during the songs? Yes or no to 9696? I think that's going to be a big no on that.

Already, every time, please. God, you guys are fast. That's the same person. You guys are so fast. All right, anyway, Bree and Clint, here's Jissy J. No! I'm feeling sexy and free. Like glitter's raining on me. Oh, I like this joke.

You like a shot of pure gold. I think I'm about to explode. Here we go, everyone. Oh, I like this joke! Here we go, everyone! Woo! Oh, to get that. All together. That's where the remix cuts out. I want to talk to you about the right way to greet people when you meet them. Not just for the first time, just in general. I think it's, there's so much grey area. I hate an awkward greeting more than almost anything else.

We're talking about do you hug, do you shake hands, do you kiss on the cheek? That's what we're talking about, right? I'm glad I've evolved past an age where the option for cool guy gangster handshake or regular handshake has passed by because I got in that trap a lot. Like they'd go for regular handshake and I'd go for cool guy. And you don't look like a cool guy handshake or regular handshakers passed by because I got in that trap a lot. Like they'd go for a regular handshake and I'd go for a cool guy. And you don't

look like a cool guy. And I'm not a cool guy but a cool guy might be offering you a cool guy handshake and in that moment you freeze. I now think that I'm old enough that I can just go straight up the middle. Put her there. Good on you mate. And it's all about dominance in that sort of situation too. Go on with a strong

you lead. The one where it gets blurry is when like a male-female interaction when you're meeting for the first time. Is it polite to offer a kiss on the cheek? In a lot of cultures it is. In multicultural, that's what you go for. In a lot of social circles, when you meet someone, it's just a little kiss on the cheek, not on the lips. Well, some people go for the lips.

The lips? But no one's going for the lips, mate. No, they are. No. Not me. Not me. No. Trust me.

What, in first meetings? A lip kisser. Sometimes you get a lip kisser out of the blue. And it doesn't matter where you go for it because the lip and the cheek are so close together. They'll switch it up on you. No one wants that. Switch it up on you in the last minute. No one wants that.

I met someone today for the first time. Oh, a lip kiss. Was it? No, worse. Worse than a lip kiss? And they went, hi Clint, good to meet you. And this is someone I'd talked to over email before, but we'd never met in person.

Good to finally meet you. I was like, it's great to meet you too. And she put the arm out up here that meant we were going in for a hug, which to me went, oh, offer a polite kiss on the cheek as part of the greeting. You're an awkward son of a bitch. I went too deep with the hug and overshot her cheek. And kissed her ear. I kissed her earlobe.

I kissed her right where her ear piercing was and I could feel the cold steel of her sleeper in my mouth and I knew I'd kissed her ear and she knew I'd kissed her ear. She would have known because it would have been audible. Imagine how loud that kiss would have been. Imagine how loud a kiss is

if it gets planted right on your ear. That's what it would have sounded like to her and then she would have been like, how loud a kiss is if it gets planted right on your ear. That's what it would have sounded like to her. And then she would have been like, did he just kiss my ear? Neither of us talked about it. I would have made a joke. You make a joke. You would. I would have been like, how was that earlobe kiss? Was it good?

If you had your wits about you, you would. Except in your brain it's just going, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear. I had a real awkward first meeting when I met one of my sister's ex-boyfriends and when I met him, he and my sister were at dinner and I've walked over to say hello and I hugged my sister and then first time meeting him, I went to hug him.

Yeah. And as I went for the hug, he didn't stand up. Oh, my butt hurts. That is so awkward. So he literally motorboated me the first time we met. He offered you a sit-down hug while you were standing. I was like, surely he's going to stand up for a hug. Was he in a wheelchair?

No. That is. And then it was very awkward. And I kind of hugged and then realised what was happening, didn't know what to do. So I kind of shook him a little bit. I thought you were going to say you lifted him up. Like, come on.

Come on up here, big fella. Come on. Up you get. Come on. Come see Auntie Bree. Let me see how much you've grown. Anyway, I don't think we've solved anything. Unless you just go for a high five.