ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 24th 2020

Episode Date: February 24, 2020

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Hi, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. G'day guys. You sounded so much like your mum just then. Did I? So much like your mum. G'day guys, how are ya? Hello guys. That's a bit of her, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what I would sound like. Actually, I know this is so interesting. So me and my sister, right, have identical voices. You say this, I've never heard your sister. See, that's something we should test on the show. Or have I, and I didn't even know it.

Yeah. Dun, dun, dun. Remember that time I was coming from Dunedin last week? Was it really me or was it my sister? It was you because I saw the TikToks that you and Ellie filmed. Still could have been my sister. Anyway, we should do that. I'll put you to the test this week, actually.

If I can tell the difference between you and your sister. Yeah, I might record my voice on the phone, record her voice. Yeah. And we'll see if you can tell the difference. Just get her on. I have a conversation with her. No, well, you can't do that. I'll go, hey, Bree, and she won't answer.

And then you'll go, damn it! Damn it! That was too easy. Anyway, I feel like she is what I would sound like if I didn't go and leave the country and go to boarding school when I was 16. And smoke when you're on the piss. She doesn't smoke. No, I'm talking about you.

Oh, right. I don't smoke when I'm on the piss. I vape. Yeah, I'm keen to hear that. Do you sound like any of your siblings? No. None of us sound similar at all. No?

No. I feel like my mum and her twin sister, my auntie Julie, they sound exactly the same, but look nothing alike. They're twins, right? Yeah, but they look nothing alike. They're fraternal twins.

They shared a whomb. They did share a whomb. They would have heard exactly the same conversations for the first five years of their life. There wouldn't have been a moment where they weren't picking up speech at exactly the same speed at exactly the same time from exactly the same people. Yeah, that makes sense because my nan, she had a thick accent.

That was Kiwi what you just did. Yeah, I know, but I was making the point of a thick accent. Oh, right. Yeah. the point of a thick accent Oh right Yeah But what kind of thick accent? Well she was Yeah I know what you're saying What country was it? It was Australia

But you should have said a thick accent You should have seen I played Trivial Pursuit yesterday Shut up We record this at the end of the show And we've finished all our talking for the day We've spent all our talking We're done We played Trivial Pursuit yesterday

and we started playing and I was playing with two English, two people who were from the UK. Yeah. Two Kiwis and me. Right. Right?

So the ethnic cocktail goes England, Australia, New Zealand? No, well, we'd go New Zealand, England, Australia. Oh, fine. Like I was the only single Australian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, fine. Like I was the only single Australian, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so we start playing and it was a brand new game they'd just bought. Anyway, we started playing and then we realised it was the Aussie version. Oh, so you would have stood up. Yes, about time. Revealed your Holden t-shirt, grabbed yourself a Bundy run and just gone, Arnie Bree's time to shine Anyway, I was pretty much the worst at it

I lost by so many Right, well that's disappointing for you And your entire heritage It was very sad Okay, take us into the podcast, shall we? And as a treat, I thought I would play the spoons And Bree will sing to the spoons There's a skill that we've just learned today

and it's special for you guys Can you count me in? And a one, and a two, and a one, two three, four Come Holy Faithful Listen to our podcast

or don't listen. We don't give a shit. That was fucking good. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Yeah, we're on now. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. G'day, guys. Happy Monday. Hopefully your weekend was good.

I had a really good weekend. Did you? Yeah, I feel like, you know when you have one of those days where you feel like you accomplish a lot? Yeah, what did you get done? Oh, I love this stuff. This is what I live for. So, I feel like, you know when you have one of those days where you feel like you accomplish a lot? Yeah, what did you get done? Oh, I love this stuff. This is what I live for. So, I went to four open homes.

Oh, okay. I visited my partner's niece and her sister. Yeah. I went to visit another couple of friends of ours and met their new puppy. Yeah. We also, what else did we do? That's enough.

What a wholesome day. Quite aolesome day. Quite a good day. I assume this was on Sunday because on Saturday you were hungover. We did absolutely nothing. Yeah, right. That's good. It's about balance, right? It's a balance, yeah.

I find that if you can achieve something good on a Sunday, it sets you up for the whole week. It does. You're like, oh, man, this is going to be a good week. Has it flowed into your Monday? Have you had a productive Monday? I've had two meetings this morning already. We've planned the show.

Boss. And now we're here. Yeah. I know. I'm a boss-ass bitch. All downhill from here then. Today on the show, fun stuff coming up for you. Long-suffering listeners of the Bree and Clint show may remember, in our first year doing

the show actually, we had a friends competition. That's right. Where you had to nail the claps in the friends song. You know the song where it goes... You know, the Rembrandts. Yeah. Today we're offering a chance at redemption on that game. Look, we had a woman on the show.

She was one of my favourite callers we've ever had. Her name was Shannon, and she stuffed it up three times in a row. Shannon, if you're listening, we'd love to give you the chance at redemption, actually. We'd love you to finish it off this year. Do you remember being on our show in 2018? Everything was new back then, and you joined us and you just couldn't quite master

the clap and the friend song. If you're listening, you don't even have to try and get through on 0800DIALS.EDM. Just text us and our producers will get in touch with you. We'll give you a call for redemption because, I mean, Friends is back so the clap is back. The clap is back. Don't take that out of context.

That's what we're calling it. If you want to text us, our number's 9696SHANNON if you're listening. Also, two guesses at ZM's Secret Sound coming up at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock today. That's exciting. Up next, though, does gender siblings, the same gender siblings, run in people's families? Okay. Is it genetic? What's it based on?

I've got a study that is going to tell us exactly what it is next. Cool. Okay, this is 660. A lot of people saw these guys on the weekend, too. Bree and Clint, ZDM. I have a taste of my tears when they run. Bree and Clint. Have you ever thought about or have you ever heard people in your family say,

oh, girls run in our family? Yeah, people love to say that. People love to go on about that. That's what my parents thought until my sister was born. What, they thought boys run in your family? Yeah, because we went boy, boy, boy. Boy. No.

Oh, no, not that many. Then they had a big break. Right. They're like, one more, one more, it's when a girl, girl. So the curse was broken. Stop there. Yeah, right, because now you've got them all more, one more. I just want a girl. Girl. So the curse is broken. Stop there. Yeah, right? Because now you've got them all.

Because I reckon boys do run in our family. It's 75% boys. You've got to think that maybe somewhere that's what they're meant to have. Well, that's what people think, right? Especially families that obviously have a lot of boys or have all girls. You know, that's what people say. Yeah. Oh, that runs in our family.

Turns out a study has been done and scientists in Australia have discovered that they looked at the data and apparently it has no correlation whatsoever. What, there's no genetic predisposition to having kids of a certain gender? No, it's not like your mum and your dad were more inclined to have... Got the boy genes. Yeah. No, that's not a thing apparently.

And they pretty much recorded every single birth from Sweden, which was about 3.5 million parents and 4.7 million children. They tested whether or not the sex of the person's children was linked with the sex of their brother and sister's children. Yeah. So as in running in the family. You know, does your mum's sister have all boys as well kind of thing? Yeah, right.

Yeah, it turns out absolutely not. And who did this? Scientists. Scientists. Yeah, well, it's 2020 though. I take my opinion from influencers. Yeah, they know everything. Have any influencers peer-reviewed this study and released their findings?

No, they haven't yet. Okay, well, I'll wait. I think they're busy sharing butt photos. Thank you. I'll wait. Okay, you wait. I'll give out the real data. So the chances, did you even know what the chances are of having a boy to having a girl?

No. It's quite interesting. I would have thought it was 50-50. So it's close to 50-50, but it's actually not. Apparently the chances, it's 51 to 49 of having a boy. You're more likely to have a boy? Yes, 51 to 49%, so it's pretty close. Does that mean that the global population is 51% male?

I think there is slightly more males, I think. Or over time, boys are dumber so they yeah so they naturally die it's like natural selection yeah exactly where males are a self-regulating species pretty much um but yeah the genes of the mother and father don't play a role in what gender the baby's gonna be right which i found that so interesting and then there's you know there's all the myths around how you can maybe influence what your baby's going to be. Yeah.

Position. Yeah. Right. Or like time of the year or what season. Yeah. Absolute all crap. Oh, that's all rubbish too. I would have thought so.

Which we, I mean, we kind of assumed that, didn't we? You can stop hanging from the roof like Spider-Man while you're doing it in hopes of having a boy. Yeah. Right. Stop eating ice cubes when you're like, you know, I don't know. I don't know what some of the things are. But I was interested to know though because I was thinking about this

and obviously you're from a family of mostly boys but then your parents had a girl. Yeah. But I want to know from people on 0800DIALZM, is your family one of those families that was blessed with all boys or all girls? And I'm talking like not two because, I mean, that's not too many. Oh, yeah, my family's all girls.

Huh? Two of you. I've only got one daughter. Well, yeah, exactly. We don't want this the one day because, I mean, you know, chances are that's, you know, not that unusual. Right. Okay, what about predominantly?

What if you are nine boys and one girl? That's interesting too. You'll have that? We'll have that. We'll take that. We want your calls this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. Is your family predominantly all sisters or all brothers? What's the ratios?

Bree and Clint. Do gender siblings run in your family? We're talking, you know, do you ever think, oh, boys run in the family? Oh, girls run in the family? You know, Aunty Gary, he had seven girls. Aunty Gary? Uncle Gary?

I'm very confused. Aunty Gary's all over the chop. Right, how do you make a baby is what I want to know. You're saying that it's all BS, that there is no such thing as it running in your family. Your scientific research says that it's all chance. Yeah, well, the study that they've done over in Australia says, yeah, that it's all absolute BS. And it's actually a chance 51 to 49 every time of having a boy. So it's pretty much 50-50.

Let's talk to some people who would have to disagree because they're living it. Hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Hi. What have you got in your family? So on my dad's side of the family, I am the first girl born for three generations. Oh, interesting.

So how many other children were there? Hang on, where did your dad come from then? Oh, girl, foil. Her dad's a man. Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. When she said dad, I, foil. Her dad's a man. Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. When she said dad, I assumed male. I was like, Kirsty, sorry to foil your plan here, but what about your dad?

He thought you tricked me. Oh, I've got you, Kirsty. Three generations of men and then you broke the spell. Jennifer's here. Hey, Jennifer. Hi, Jen. Hi. Hi, guys.

How are you doing? Good. Tell us your situation. So we've got six girls in our family. So I'm one of six girls and we've got two boys. And two of the girls, sisters of mine, have all had girls first. One had three girls and no boys and the other sister had two girls and then finally had a boy.

And I was the first one to have a boy. Well done. Jennifer, are you from an eight-child family? Is that what you're telling us? Yes. And there were six girls in there? Yep, correct. Plus your mum, also a girl.

Yep, seven. How many bathrooms were in your house growing up? One. One! Oh, Jennifer. And whose job was it to clear the drain, to get the hair out of the sink? Mum and dad. Hey, Jen, obviously very rough childhood growing up with that many sisters,

no bathrooms. Yeah, it was tough. Are you all right, Jen? Yeah, I'm good. I feel sorry for my mum because she had five kids under the age of five. Oh, my Lord. Five under five? Busy.

Well, she had twin girls. She had twin girls. Superwoman. Either superwoman or, yeah, no, let's stick with superwoman. Let's go with that. Sam. Hi, Sam. Sam.

Hi, Sam. Sam. They're dealing with all the children. We'll come back to Sam and we'll talk to Rachel. Hey, Rach. Hi. What's your situation, Rach, in your family? I have six girls

and one boy, and my best friend has seven boys. Oh. And, okay, Rach, can I ask your friend, did she want seven, or was some of them where she's had extra to try for a girl?

No, she wanted seven boys. She wanted seven boys. She wanted a hockey team or something. What sport has seven players in it? That's not even, that's 11. I don't know. Oh no, she'll probably keep going. Oh my lord! That is a lot of children.

But I mean, hey, if you want them, then go for it. But I just, can you imagine seven boys? I just can't imagine, like I said, hey, if you want them, then go for it. But I just, can you imagine seven boys? I just can't imagine. Like I said, there's three in our family, and we were going through like two, three boxes of Nutri-Grain a week. Yeah, the food bill. The food bill.

Pandemonium. How much Nutri-Grain does two of your seven-month-old eat? No, no, when I was a kid. Bree and Clint. Huh? From iHeartRadio. This is. The latest. live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Oh, Dean, some absolute tea has been spilled

and it's between the Biebs and Cara Delevingne. Tell us more. Oh, piping hot tea has been served. Good morning, everyone. Here's what happened, right? So James Corden has asked Justin Bieber to rate in order of her friends, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid, and Kendall Jenner, who are his favorites. He put Cara Delevingne as last, okay, on the list of who he likes the most.

Well, he was like, you know, I have nothing against those people, rah, rah. Cara Delevingne has gone on social media and said, if you have nothing against me, then why don't you unblock me? No tea, no shade, hunty. This is Justin Bieber talking on James Corden about it and ranking the girl. Your wife, Hayley, has some very famous friends. Rank these friends of hers from your favourite to your least favourite. Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne.

Kendall, Gigi, Cara Delevingne. Oh, my God! James Corden plays the nice guy and he floats in there like he's all innocent and funny and, oh, I'm a bit British, I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, so British. He knew exactly what he was doing there, didn't he, Dean? Yeah, he was trying to stir the pot. He knew.

Yep, he knew that Justin wasn't following Cara and that Cara wasn't following Justin. He knew, he knew, he stirred the pot. Justin. Good game, though. To be honest, Justin should have ate the sheep's testicle or whatever it was. Instead of answering the question.

Do you want to hear some real tea? And this is what I've heard. What? Is that the reason Justin Bieber doesn't like Cara Delevingne is because her and Selena Gomez had a thing that no one talks about

and there's a period where Selena and Cara Delevingne were on a yacht and you will have seen it on Instagram if you saw the two of them they were out

they were sailing the Med I think for a while and they had a fling and Justin Bieber isn't happy about it. BRB googling. Can I tell you some more tea? Can I get some more?

Yes, of course. Yeah, please, please. Pour some more tea, Dean. Kendall and Cara had a thing. And now, I'll tell you why. I used to live with a girl who is best friends with Cara and the British chick. I can't think of her name now. But she's friends in that a little quick,

and Kendall and Cara had a little thing, just a little bit of tea. Right. Well, allegedly. There you go. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Allegedly. You always got to chuck it in allegedly, but when a Hollywood reporter says allegedly, it's true. They just don't want to get sued. That is Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent with the tea. Whoa, that was juicy tea. It's good stuff.

Brought to you by Samsung. You can pre-order the Galaxy S20 Ultra before March 6th. And if you do, you're going to get bonus Galaxy Buds Plus. I used my Galaxy Buds Plus this morning. They're very, very good. They look good too. Brie and Clint. How long have we been doing this show together now, Brie?

Almost two years? Nearly two years, yeah. Nearly two years. Over that two-year period, I, Clint Roberts, have revolutionised your fashion game. I've taken you from a humble Queensland, I don't want to say country bumpkin, and turned you into a fashion icon

who has the best footwear in the game. Fair? If you are talking about the time you forced me against my own will to wear the most horrific shoe on the market, Crocs, then you're crazy. Crazy, maybe.

Right? Deluded? Yes. I'm too sexy for my Crocs. Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet. And I'm proud to say, Bree, as your friend, I have another chance to revolutionise your fashion game in 2020. I'm back, baby, with brand new Crocs for you to wear.

Obviously, we've covered off... We haven't had great success in getting many of these Crocs. That's Producer Ben's fault. Why is it my fault? Because you haven't got any of the ones I asked you to get. I asked you to get the Balenciaga Crocs for Bree. Yeah, I was willing to wear those. You didn't get them?

I couldn't get those. Sorry, mate, yeah. The Kanye Crocs, I asked you to get those ones asked you to get the Balenciaga Crocs for Brie. Yeah, I was willing to wear those. You didn't get them? I couldn't get those. Sorry, mate, yeah. The Kanye Crocs. I asked you to get those ones. He didn't respond. I asked you to get the, oh, we tried to get you the fur Crocs,

the Stolen Girlfriends Club fur Crocs. Yeah, didn't you try and get the Ruby Rose Crocs? The Ruby Rose, how are the Ruby Rose Crocs? Yeah, they're good. They are good Crocs,

obviously. I couldn't get them. Yeah, I haven't got them. I think I've finally found a pair that will suit everybody because we can get them and you'll like them, Bree. Just about to hit the market is the first ever KFC Croc. I have seen these floating around on the internet and they look horrific.

Well, for those who haven't seen them, let me describe Bree's new foot adornment. The sole of the KFC croc is red and white striped, just like a bucket of KFC. The top of the croc is covered in pictures of

KFC fried chicken. And if that's not mouth-watering enough for you, the shoe even comes with a detachable drumstick that you can clip into the top of the crock holes. In the crock holes. Don't mind that. It's kind of cool.

And the chicken that you clip in smells like chicken. God, they are ugly. Are they ugly? Are they ugly, or am I just getting you ahead of the fashion game? You know, is this the item? If I could get you these, genuinely, I know we talk a lot of croc crap, but if I could get you these crocs, would you wear them?

If I didn't want to buy contraception anymore, I could wear those, yeah. Hey, no one's doing it with their shoes on, mate. Don't worry, it's what's on the inside that counts. That's true, but I wouldn't even get that far wearing those things. Seriously, I'm going to put Producer Ben to work. If you say you'll wear them, we're going to try and track down a pair of KFC Crocs. What's in it for me?

If you chuck in... Kudos. Fashion kudos. If you guys chuck in a bucket of chicken, I'd be keen. Oh, that's the easy bit. Okay, Ben, you've got your work cut out for you, mate. I'd like a pair of these KFC Crocs for Brie. I've had great success in the past.

This should not be an issue. Brie and Clint. Look, there was massive, massive news that was confirmed over the weekend. And, of course, that news was concerning a friend's interview reunion. A friend's reunion. A friend's interview reunion. A friend's reunion. A friend's interview reunion. Well, we don't know that. All we know is that all six cast members put on their Instagram

a picture of them in character with the caption, It's happening. That's all we got. That's all we got. But that's the rumours, that it's just an interview. It's going to be a one-hour special, and it's all to promote a new streaming service. HBO Max or something, yeah.

Apparently they're getting paid an absolute tonne of money. Yeah. It's crazy. Which they need to get paid that because look how excited everyone is. I know. And that's obviously the reason why they're doing it. There has been rumours that after the interview, one-hour interview special, it could be turned into a 12 part series.

And yes, the bet that you and I have, that does mean I'll be eating cat food, but there's nothing that we can confirm yet. No, so let's just put that to the side. Let's move on from that. Let's move on because honestly, I've never had so many DMs about anything in my life than I had this weekend about this friend's news.

So please put it to the side. Put it to the side. Let's go back to something that we did a long time ago on our show. And it was a competition where you guys called us up and pretty much we wanted to see how many back-to-back people we could get to do the Friends clap. The start of the remembrance. Everyone knows it. You know the bit.

You don't even have to explain it really. It's that part of the song where it's four claps. You always do it at the start of the song. This bit right here. So I need to explain it. You know what it is. Exactly. Everyone knows.

Except for, you know, there was this one beautiful lady called Shannon who called through. And let's just say she had three chances. Let's just play the clip. We joined Shannon after her first failed attempt. Where she's, yeah, I think she did five. I think she did five the first time around. She did five claps the first time around.

So we've got her on again at this point to give it a go. Oh, no, that's not it. Which one is it, Ben? Which one is it? Where's the clip of Shannon? There, sorry. Okay, here we go again. Let's join Shannon here.

There's going to be a fail without Shannon. Do you know how many claps to put in? It's four. Shannon, it's four, okay? Okay. Are you ready? I believe so. Here we go.

No one told you life was going to be this way. No! Shannon! Shannon, you muffed it again! Do you want a third attempt? Okay, good one. Come on, Shannon. Come on!

No one told you that was gonna be this way. Shannon, you did three. Three! It was an epic fail. It's time for redemption, though. We want redemption round. It was an epic fail. It's time for redemption, though. We want redemption round. If you want to be a part of the annual 2020 Friends Remembrance Clap event, call now 0800 DIAL ZM.

How many are we going to go? How many do we want? We're going to try and get through five people. Five back to back. Only because we have six lines here at ZM and we're going to keep and get through five people. Five back to back. Only because we have six lines here at ZM and we're going to keep one line free for Shannon. Just in case she's listening right now. We want her to get redemption.

We would love to give Shannon the chance to redeem herself. The phones are already full. So Shannon, if you're listening, text us on 9696 and we'll get you on. But everybody else is welcome to play as well. 0800 dial ZM. It's time for the redemption round. Let's go, people.

Come on. Five in a row. Can we do it? Bree and Clint. Friends may be coming back. It may not be coming back in its true form. We don't know. But what we do know is we have a chance at doing something we haven't done for a long time.

It's the Big Friends Clap Off. Yeah. It's an annual thing we do here at the Bree and Clint Show. And this year, it's Time for Redemption. Mm-hmm. We've had a, well, let's be honest, we had quite a few successful claps. We had four successful claps in a row,

and then poor Shannon failed three times back to back. Our producers are still searching for Shannon. She may or may not join us. But that's not the be all and end all of this competition, okay? We can get you on and have a go. If we get five successful claps in a row. It's the record. This is the record, absolutely.

That is redemption. Just so everyone's clear, this is what we're going for. So it starts like this. Exact right amount of claps. So, Brianna, I will give you an example. Oh, well done. That's it, nice work. Well done. Okay, nice work, I will give you an example. Oh, well done. That's it. Nice work.

Nice work. Nice work. Let's get our first person on. Nisha. Hi, Nisha. Hi, Nisha. Hi. You keen?

Yeah. Sorry? You keen to give this a go? Keen as a bean. Nice. I like the enthusiasm. No pressure, but if we fail with you first, the record is off. It's all over.

Okay? Now, Clint, you need to let her know how many claps. Four claps. We're looking for. In the correct position. Yes. It will go quiet. The music will drop out and it will be all you.

Obviously, we recommend having your phone on speaker so you have two hands free. That's a good idea. All right. Here we go, Nisha. Come on, Nisha. You got this. Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhythm.

No one told you life was going to be this way. Feel the rhythm. Hell no. You've done it. Well done, Nisha. Yes, Nisha. We're off. Yay, okay. One from one.

Let's get Kayla on. Hi, Kayla. G'day, Kayla. All right. My heart's beating really fast. Me too. Are you ready? Yeah. All right.

Here we go, Kayla. Your turn. Number two. You you ready? Yeah. All right. Here we go, Kayla. Your turn. Number two. You got this. Yes. No one told you life was going to be this way. Now we're done. She's got it.

My heart almost skipped a beat. Like, you took us right to the edge, Kayla. It was a late play, but you did well. Well done. I think I weaned a little bit. Okay, Kayla goes on hold. We go to call number three from Millie. Hi, Millie.

Hi, Millie. Millie. Hello. Hello, Millie. Come on, Millie. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

It's all on you. Is your phone on speaker? Yes. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Turn the radio down. All right.

Turn the radio down. So we can hear it clearly, Millie. We don't want to stuff this up. All right. Okay. She's down. She's down. You're on.

Your turn to shine. So no one told you life was gonna be this way Oh! It was, oh, I reckon it was late, but we got... It was three claps. It was three. It was four, it was four, it was just late. Four.

It was just... Right, so this is what we're gonna do. Millie gets a redemption. Can producer Ben go back? Okay, he's gonna isolate that. And then we're gonna see if we can get the others. Yeah, Millie, stay with us, okay? Stay with us, Millie gets a redemption. Can producer Ben go back? Okay, he's going to isolate that. And then we're going to see if we can get the others. Yeah, Millie, stay with us. Stay with us, Millie.

Dylan's going to have a go. Hi, Dylan. Hey, bro. We can only afford one cock up, okay? Dylan, you're the... You're going to get this right, aren't you? Yeah. Don't stuff it up for the boys, all right?

How many claps is it, Dylan? How many claps? How many claps? Four. Four claps. Four claps is what we want, Dylan? How many claps? How many claps? Four. Four claps. Four claps is what we want. Let's go! Yeah, that'll do! That'll do!

That'll do! I think he got it. He's four claps there. We'll take it. We'll take it. We have to take it at this rate. Dylan, well done, mate. You're in. Thank you. Nice work, Dylan. Okay, let's go to Steph. Steph is number five, but Millie is still being reviewed. We're still up for video referee or sound referee for Millie, but let's go to Steph.

Hi, Steph. Hi. Okay, four claps. You're on. We need you, okay? Come on, Steph. Bring it home. You don't get records because it's easy, okay?

Yep. Oh, that's another. Steph, was that three? Steph. Steph. Steph. Be honest with yourself. Was it three claps? I've been practicing. Oh, but your be honest with yourself. Was it three claps?

I've been practising. Oh, but your phone is cutting out. That's the issue. Maybe it cut out. Okay, Steph. We have a slow-mo replay of Millie. Okay, should we focus on what we can focus on? We can't get Steph's line any better.

Millie is still claiming she definitely had a four clap. Millie, are you there? Yes, I am. All right, Millie. Let's line any better. Millie is still claiming she definitely had a four clap. Millie, are you there? Yes, I am. All right, Millie. Let's review your audio. This has been run through our slow motion replay device.

Come on, baby. And we join your call at the claps. Come on, Millie. Here we go. It's three. Sucky Momo. Sucky Momo, girl.

Sucky Momo. I'll get one more listen. I'll get one more listen. Hang on. Yeah, no, that's a sucky Momo, girl. No. Fudge. Fudge.

That's all right, Millie. Millie, do us a favour. Can you call us back next year for the annual clap-off? Oh, God. All right, annual clap-off. We'll have you back next year for the annual clap-off? Okay. All right, annual clap-off. We'll have you back next year, Millie. Redemption. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God.

What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. Each week we get you on to tell us a story from your life. You tell us like three quarters of the story

and then people are going to have to try and guess what the correct ending is, the cliffhanger of your story. That's right, but the only twist is that one ending will be real and then Clint and I have both written two fake endings. Let's get Lauren on to tell three quarters of her story. Hey, Lauren. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks, Lauren. All right, when you're ready, tell tell three quarters of her story. Hey, Lauren. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks, Lauren.

All right, when you're ready, tell the three quarters of your story. Okay. My parents and I were walking down Sydney Harbour and my mum sat down to eat some sushi. When? Right, you haven't given us much. Right, that's all you're giving us for the story. Okay.

You're walking down Sydney Harbour with your mum. They sat down to eat some sushi. And you sat giving us for the story. Okay. You're walking down Sydney Harbour with your mum. They sat down to eat some sushi. And you sat down to eat some sushi. Okay. Producer Ellie has some possible endings. All right, is it ending A, a seagull swooped down, took the sushi right out of my chopsticks, but as it swallowed the sushi, it choked mid-flight

and fell straight into the exhaust stacks on one of the Sydney ferries and caught fire? Is it ending B, a seagull swooped down, dived at my mum and got stuck in her ponytail. An old lady had to help her out because dad and I were laughing too much. Or ending three, a giant pelican attacked my mum. The bird ended up swallowing her entire arm, including the sushi. She wasn't hurt but lost her watch in the process. One of those three.

Bird-based outcomes is the correct answer. Brodie, what is it? I think it's B. You think it's B, which was, again, producer Ellie? It was a seagull swooped down, dived at my mum, got stuck in her ponytail, and old lady had to help her out because Dad and I were laughing too much. Lauren, what's the correct answer?

It was B. It was B. It was B. Brodie, you've done very well this afternoon. Thank you. Much like the seagull, you've swooped down and taken Lauren's mobile fuel from her. Oh, sorry, Lauren. No, congratulations.

Thank you. For the record, I think Bree wrote the pelican, I think Brie wrote the pelican one. Yeah, I wrote the pelican one. Oh, my. And Clint wrote the other seagull one. I wrote the flaming seagull. That was very elaborate. Your one involved a pelican eating a watch.

Yeah, that could happen. I got big mouth. That's Clubhangers. We all know Ross Boss. He features on our show every now and then. Yeah, he's the newest influencer in New Zealand, remember? Yes, we got him to 5,000 followers. And funny you say that, I reckon we got him there because of one reason.

What's that? He's got a very cute child. Oh, Harvey, yeah. Harvey is adorable. He just turned four. Very cute kid. Probably why, you know, he got those followers. It's good for the insights.

It's good for the likes. Exactly. Very cute kid. And it was weird because today I met Ross for lunch. We were just catching up for a quick lunch before work. Yeah. And we were sitting there and I've met Harvey quite a few times. And I've also watched a lot of Ross's Instagram videos

and I've seen Harvey, you know, in all the states of glory. You know, happy, sad, all of them. Anyway, we were sitting there having lunch and next minute I hear this toddler screaming. Right. It kind of sounded like this a little bit. That's going to be triggering for a few parents out there. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, it was kind of like off in the background and I heard it and then I could see, and then Ross was like, because obviously it triggers him. He was like, I'm on work time right now. This is my time. Yeah, right.

And then the toddler started screaming again. And it was so strange. At the same moment, I've looked at Ross and Ross has looked at me and I said to him, I was like, that sounds like Harvey, your four-year-old. And then Ross looked at me and he was like, yeah, I was just thinking the exact same thing. It sounds a lot like Harvey. And when he cries, I was like, yeah, I was just thinking the exact same thing. It sounds a lot like Harvey.

And when he cries, I was like, that's so bizarre. Anyway, so this baby or this toddler kept crying and then Ross and I were joking. We were like, maybe your wife Stacey is here at the casino somewhere. Oh, you're having lunch at the casino? Yeah. Right, not the sort of place you'd expect your four-year-old to pop up. No.

Yeah. But we were like, is your wife Stacey at work today? Or maybe the people at the daycare have went to a day trip to the casino. And we started laughing. We thought it was funny. And anyway, one more time we heard this Todd laugh. And both of us again were like, that definitely sounds like your kid. Yeah.

And anyway, it was probably about a minute later and I just see the look on Ross's face. Ross looks at me and then he goes, yeah, that's definitely not my son Harvey. And I've turned around and it was the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Oh. She was so cute. Hey, Harvey's pretty. Oh, Harvey's adorable too.

Weddings are wonderful occasions that can sometimes... Cost a lot of money. Cost a lot of money, yeah. And bring out the worst in people. Yeah, they really do have a tendency for that, don't they? They're a high-pressure situation, which with that comes a lot of stress and a lot of tension. What I've got today is a bunch of screenshots

of text messages that someone has posted to a wedding shaming group on Facebook. Sounds like a fun time. Yeah, the group is called That's It, I'm Wedding Shaming, and it has 73,000 members. The rules of the group are you have to cover all identifying information about the person before posting.

And this person has done this. What we do know is that it's a bride having a conversation with her friend. From school. A friend from school, yes, about her upcoming wedding, and it's in the UK. Okay, we're going to go through the conversation. The friend is a photographer by trade. Yes, a professional photographer.

Professional photographer, correct. Not just a phone photographer. No. And for the purpose of this text message recreation, Brie, I would like you to play the bridezilla. Why do I have to play the bridezilla? Because the friend could be a male. We don't know.

I do feel like I can method act with the bridezilla a lot more, so that's fine. Okay, this is a real conversation that someone has screenshotted and then posted to the group. I'll be doing English accents. No, just stick to your regular accents. Keep it simple, okay? Just wanted to check.

I just like to check, you know. It doesn't have to be an accurate recreation. Okay, cool. Just normal. Perfect. Hey, babe. I finally put a date down for my wedding and was hoping that you'd come, in brackets, obviously, but was also wondering if you'd be all right

with doing the photography there as well, question mark. Obviously, you can invite a plus one. Let me know ASAP. Kiss, kiss, kiss. Hey. Oh, congratulations. Of course, I'd love to, but I need to know when it is. Smiley face XX.

The 22nd of August. I want photos taken before the wedding, though. You know, when we're getting ready and stuff. It's something to remember. XX, XX, XX, XX. Okay, yeah, cool. I'm free then. I'll book it in now.

Because I'm usually packed in August with weddings, I do need a deposit of £250 in May. Don't worry, I've already added a friends and family discount to that. XX. Wow. Wait, seriously? Question mark. Why do I have to pay?

Question mark. I assumed I wouldn't need to pay a single thing considering we were best mates at school. Question mark. Exclamation point. You didn't charge such and such when it was her wedding. Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark.

So why do I have to pay? Question mark, exclamation point. Good bride to learn. You're really in character. I'm getting into it. Well, yeah, such and such is my sister and I didn't charge as it was a wedding gift from me. And she paid for my room at the hotel.

And she paid for all my drinks all night. Not that that should matter anyway. Just because we were friends at school doesn't mean I have to give you freebies. This is my wage. It's my income. If I don't charge you, then it wouldn't be fair on any of my other clients either. Well, you can F off. You're not coming to the wedding anymore,

so F your invite, you fat bee. Lovely. Thanks for your interest anyway. Have a lovely day. You took the high road. And scene. That is what we're talking about. Perhaps it's not the wedding that has caused this rift here.

Maybe the wedding has just revealed this person's true colour. I think that that's probably the case. But are there other stories out there like that? That one was hectic. Whose side are you on? The photographer. Of course. I was hoping so. The photographer. As if you The photographer. Of course. I was hoping so.

The photographer. As if you're not going to pay someone to do the job. You don't go into it expecting a freebie. You're like, we were friends 10 years ago. If you want to test the water to see if your friend's going to give you a freebie for your wedding, ask them how much it would cost for them to do it. Yeah. Say, hey, we're shopping around for quotes at the moment.

How much would it cost for you to do the photography? And they come back and they go, babes, I'd never charge you. Freebie. If they come back with a price you don't like, go, cool, I'll get back to you. And then just never get back to them. You've done this before. I have done this before. That's how I got a free DJ at my wedding. I bet. Yeah, but then you had to

DJ at their wedding. Which is fine. We had an understanding. I offered to pay him first of all and he goes, no, it's free. And I said, okay, cool. And then when his wedding came around. You're like, damn it, now I've got to do your wedding. Here's a question for you this afternoon. Has a wedding ruined a friendship? Before the wedding, you guys might have been best friends.

You might have just been acquaintances. But something that happened to do with the wedding, before the wedding, at the wedding, directly after the wedding, means that you guys are no longer friends anymore. What went down? We'd love to know on 0800DALSATM. Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint.

Did a wedding ruin a friendship? We've just told you the story of a lady who basically expected her friend, who is a photographer, to take her wedding photos for free. Yes. And when the friend said, well, you've got to pay me for that. It's my job. It blew up and she called her a fat bee. So she took the high road, obviously.

Obviously. And we want to know from you guys, it can. It's a stressful situation. A wedding can ruin a friendship. So has it? There's a few people texting through on the text machine. Someone said, my wedding got ruined. My wedding, sorry, ruined my relationship with my aunt.

She thought it was a great souvenir of the day to steal the cutlery from our wedding venue. I've never paid for such expensive teaspoons in my life. I hope she remembers my day with every cup of tea. I got to admit, it is a great souvenir. Have you done that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But if that's your thing, every time she has a cup of tea. I've got to admit, it is a great souvenir. Have you done that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But if that's your thing, every time she has a cup of tea,

she'll be reminded of the happy day, you know? Yeah, but who's paying for it? Hey, Neil. Hey, man. Hey, did a wedding ruin your friendship? Yeah, my missus, she was a maid of honour, and then she told the bride that she couldn't make a hair appointment

because she had work. Yeah. And yeah, so then she got taken off maid of honour and now we're not even going to the wedding. Oh, that's so rough. I know this feeling, Neil. It'll be because the wedding is the most important thing to the bride at the moment.

And so how dare your partner, how dare she prioritise her income, which pays the mortgage? All logic goes out the window, doesn't it? Yeah. The funny thing was, though, is she got asked to grow her hair because she normally has quite short hair.

She got asked to grow her hair out and she did that for like a year and a bit. And then just because you couldn't make one appointment, it's all done. Are we talking hair on the head or hair in other places? Thanks, Neil. Hopefully you guys can patch it up before the big day. Mike's here. Hi, Mike.

Hi, Mike. How you going? What's happened to you, Mike? Has a wedding ruined a friendship? It has. A friendship with my best man, actually. to you, Mike? Has a wedding ruined a friendship? It has. A friendship with my best man, actually. No way, Mike. What happened?

So we are musicians, and my family had to travel out of town, and they'd never seen or heard me play before. So at the end of our wedding, my best man and I were due to get up and play some songs and bits and pieces, and he cut the band off that were already playing short, told them that they were done and weren't needed for the rest of the night, plugged in his band gear, and there was a certain song that I didn't want played at my wedding.

Yeah. And that was the first song he started playing by himself. What is he up to, Mike? I've seen the movies. It's my Time to Shine. Mike, he sounds like that guy from The Wedding Singer. Yeah, did you guys have a bust-up at your wedding or were you able to hold it together until afterwards?

My brother had to drag me out of the reception. Yeah, you wouldn't be impressed. How did your wife feel about that? Did she side with you? Of course she did, yeah. She well and truly knew that I didn't want it played and neither did she. I thought you were going to say,

nah, it was her favourite song. What's the song out of interest? I'll give you three guesses. Okay. You should know this. You've DJed at head to head. Okay, you didn't want it played at a wedding because you were saving it for a special moment?

Is that what it was? It was for a special moment later on? No, just because I hate the song. Was it a Bon Jovi song? Yeah, Bon Jovi. No, it wasn't Bon Jovi. Okay. You have a guess.

What do people hate at weddings? Was it the... Macarena. I was going to say that. A lot of people love the song. A lot of people hate the song. Okay, we give up. What's the song?

Oh, is it Wagon Wheel? It is Wagon Wheel. Oh! Get out of here, Mike. It's not a wedding without Wagon Wheel, Mike. Yeah. Oh, my wedding was supposed to be without Wagon Wheel. Oh, get out of here, Mike. It's not a wedding without Wagon Wheel, Mike. Oh, my wedding was supposed to be without Wagon Wheel. No, Mike, your friend proved there is no wedding without Wagon Wheel.

It cost you a friend, but you found out the hard way. Thanks, Mike. Do you want to hear this text? Yeah. Someone texts through and they said, my friendship was ruined. Oh, they said, I knew someone who drew cock and balls on the back of all the placemats. Yeah, they'll do it. Lisa.

That's kind of good though. Take us home. Did a wedding ruin your friendship? Yeah. So I haven't talked to her in five years. Oh, why? She wanted a big Catholic wedding. Our weddings were going to be within a couple of weeks of each other.

So she wanted a big Catholic wedding. I wanted more of like a farming kind of feel one. So I was going to book a homestead in Bury in Australia. She ended up ditching her Catholic wedding idea and taking my venue. She stole your venue. Yeah, which was completely opposite, like 180 to what she said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Catholics hate phones. Ah, what a mole.

Nah, not cool. Okay, two questions. How long ago was it? Five years. And are you friends again now? No. No, fair enough. Bree and Clint.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time for a Monday. We'll take your birthdays, we'll figure out what was the number one hits on each of your 16ths. Lawrence. Hello, Lawrence. Hello, Lawrence.

Going good. You ready to find out what your birthday banger is? Yeah, that'll be good. Alright, Lawrence, give us your birthday and we'll figure it out. 25th of August, 1987. All right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 25th of August. And this is your birthday banger. Black Eyed Peas. Do you like it, Lawrence?

Oh, it brings back some good times. Yeah, right? Yeah. Can I say, I've been watching the stats, and only because this number sticks out to me, we've had an influx of 87 birthdays recently. Like, one a day for about a week or so. I mean, it's a great year to be born.

Don't get me wrong. Oh, it is. It is. Yeah. Okay, Lawrence, good birthday banger for you. Let's go, Christina. Hey. Hi, Christina.

Hi, how are you? I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Yep, it was. Oh, well, good birthday banger for you. Let's go, Christina. Hey. Hi, Christina. Hi, how are you? I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Yep, it was. Oh, well, happy birthday for yesterday. Did you have a good one? I did. Thank you very much. Yeah, I did.

That's good. Hey, at least it fell on a Sunday. It did, hey? Yeah, that's good. No hangover for Monday. Yeah. Really? Well, what year, Christina?

It's Soundkeeper Gary's fault. Is it? Yeah. Why? What did Soundkeeper Gary do? He's not giving us any clues or taking more than one fall. Oh, I see. Okay, let's get your birthday banger out there.

What's your year of birth? In 1983. Wait. 1993 or 1983? 83. 83. So she was 16 in 1999, and this is your birthday banger. You might not be hungover, but Brie is.

That's from Friday, Christina, so that's a long hangover. Wait there, girl. We've got one more to do. Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Hi, how are you? Good. Hi. How are you? Good. Good, Kerry.

How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday? 6th of April, 1982. Right. You were 16 in 1998 on the 6th of April. And on that day, this topped the chart. Be all my life.

Whoa. Beep it, beep it. Pretty for someone like you. And I thank God. Beep it, beep it. This is Casey and Jojo. Wow. Wow. That's taking it back. This is taking it back.

This is a good birthday banger. Okay, we've got a really hard decision to make today. We've got Casey and Jojo. We've got Britney Spears. And we've got Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love. All my life, that's my vote. Is that your vote? God, I was really worried you were going to say Britney Spears for a second.

No, we've played Britney. I can't remember playing that song, and that's what it's about, playing something different. Yeah. Kerry, congratulations. You've won Birthday Banger. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

That's right, girl. We've never played this, have you? You just said that? I don't think so, no. I don't think so either.hoo! That's right, girl. We've never played this, have you? You just said that? I don't think so, no. I don't think so either. First play. All right, here we go. Bree and Clint, sit in.

I will never find another lover Sweeter than you Sweeter than you And I will never find another lover More precious than you More precious than you Girl, you are Close to me like my mother, close to me, you're like my father, close to me, you're like my sister, close to me, you're like my brother.

You are the only one, you're my everything, and pray for someone like you. And I thank God that I, that I find you, find you. All my life, I pray for someone like you. And I hope that you feel the same way too Yes, I pray that you do love me too I said give all that I'm thinking of Baby Baby Baby And I promise to never fall in love

With a stranger You're all I'm thinking of I'd raise a load of love For sending me your love I'd cherish every hug I really love you Baby, baby, I pray for someone like you I really that you feel the same way too Yes, I pray that you do love me

You're all that I ever know When you smile, my face always seems to glow When you turn my life around You picked me up when I was down You're all that I ever know When your smile is glow You picked me up when I was down And you're all that I ever know

When your smile is glow You picked me up when I was down And I hope that you feel the same way too Yes, I pray that you do love me too Oh, my life I pray for someone like you. And I thank God that I, that I finally found you. All my life, I prayed for someone like you.

Yes, I pray that you do love me too. Zeddy and Brianne Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Casey and Jojo, All My Life. You know this song, I don't know if you had this at your school. Did you go to a co-ed school? Yes.

You did? When we had discos at school socials, the slow dance song that the DJ put on so you could dance, that was the song for us. We weren't allowed to touch each other. No? Oh, okay. Yeah, we were in a Catholic school.

We had to keep Jesus between us as well. Yeah, same. But you could still have your fully extended arms. No, it was fully no touching. Really? Yeah, it was crazy.

They thought that we'd get pregnant if we touched each other. This explains why you've got to get so much out of your system now. Bree's like, let me touch ya. Come here. Next on the show, we're giving away money at the moment with Secret Sound. why you've got to get so much out of your system now. Bree's like, let me touch her. I can't be yet.

Next on the show, we're giving away money at the moment with Secret Sound. Crazy amount of money. Lotto is up to a mind-boggling amount of money. It's over $40 million. It's crazy. Bree and Clint, that's Louv. Louv?

Love. It's called I'm So Tired. This weekend, Lotto is at a crazy amount of money. The jackpot has hit over $40 million. I can't even check exactly how much it is because when I went on before, the Lotto website and the Lotto app had crashed. That's how crazy people are going for this jackpot.

I think it's about $42. Is it $42 million? From what I heard, yeah. Because one of my friends was talking about it yesterday and I just think, and I said to her, I was like, do you always buy a ticket or just for the big ones? She goes, oh, just for the really big ones.

And I was like, right, so just for when the odds are even more difficult. No, the odds don't change. This is the thing. It's not like they put all the tickets in a barrel and then they pull out one, so more tickets, less chance. It's just numbers. Your chance of winning is the same whether one person buys a ticket or 100,000 people buy a ticket.

Your chances of sharing the Winning the whole thing is very low. Yeah, but when it's $42 million, people are like, I've got to have a piece of that action. I don't care if I get a quarter. I mean, yeah, a quarter would be fine. I have some stats here, just to put the whole thing into perspective, of how likely

or unlikely you are to win Lotto anytime. See, I feel like this is, you're someone who needs to really hear the odds. Well, you say this, but. Because you truly believe. Yeah, I use the secret. That if you buy 16 Lotto tickets a week.

I don't buy, okay, don't make me sound like I've got a problem. Okay, it's six at least. No, I don't. No, I don't. How many? One a week, except when the drawers are this big, I might buy two.

Because they made two drawers. There's a Wednesday and a Saturday drawer now. What am I going to do? Miss it? No. You don't have a problem. Anyway, I'm going to give you the stats, okay? Your chances of winning Lotto in New Zealand,

this is quite sobering. Your chances of winning lotto in New Zealand. This is quite sobering. Chances of winning lotto. One in 38 million. Now, you say that's not that good. There's $42 million available, so it's less than the amount of money they're giving away. I mean, yeah, it's not the most amazing odds, but... You are four times... Okay, so that's your chances of winning a lotto.

Here's things that you are more likely to get than a lotto win. Okay. You're four times more likely than that to be struck by lightning twice. Four times more likely to be struck by lightning twice? Yeah. But no one wants that. No one wants that, so let's not do that one. Yeah, that's not lucky.

You're also four times more likely to be related to the Queen of England. So if you were, maybe you don't need to win Lotto. She doesn't have to pay for Harry anymore or Meghan Markle, so you don't need the Lotto money. Your chances, oh, this is grim. What? You're more likely to die in a car crash on the way to buy a lotto ticket than you are to win lotto.

Oh, God. Well, can we skip that one? Your chances of that are 1 in 28,000. You're more likely to die. What? 1 in 28,000? Yeah, to die in a car crash. Yeah.

Jeez, that's not bad odds. No, it's bad odds. No, as in yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you've got to think about all the variables. There's lots of cars going around. That's scary odds.

Being on the roads is a dangerous thing. Yeah. You are more likely to die in a shark attack than win Lotto. God. And you're also more likely to die. Why are these all about death? Yeah, why aren't there like good ones in here? You're more likely to die taking a selfie than you are to win a lotto.

I thought you were about to say take. No. And I was like, that sounds about right. Yeah, right. So I don't want to get bit by a shark, hit by lightning, car crash, die in a selfie. But I do want the lotto thing. Yeah, to be honest, I'm going to probably go buy a ticket after this. $42 million.

Yeah, you've got to be in it to win it. Responsibly. That's the win it. Responsibly. That's the other thing. Responsibly. You shouldn't be buying a ticket instead of paying your rent or feeding your family. How annoyed would you be

if I won it? Are Australians eligible? $42 million. I don't think you're eligible. Here we come, baby. Pop it in my account. Here we come. I'll keep it safe for you.

Yeah, sure you will. Bree and Clint. Radio in 2020, sometimes it's quite difficult. This is behind-the-scenes stuff, and you can vouch for this, Clint. It's quite difficult to keep coming up with new, innovative, exciting, creative ideas. Yeah, correct. It's Groundhog Day every day, but that's our job, Bree.

We've got to reinvent the wheel. That is true. It's our job, and I feel like, you know, sometimes everything's already been done. So I'm setting myself a challenge for this year, and I want to launch a new segment where I'm going to try and find new innovative radio ideas. Love it.

Okay. Here it is. Guys, Bree's got another big creative radio game idea again. Oh, we told her no more ideas like that for the show. Ah, here we go. Bree's Brainstorm. You know, like brainstorm with Bree? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get across.

Got it. Brainstorm? Brainstorm. Brainstorm. No, Bree-n-storm. I'llstorm. Breenstorm. No, Breenstorm. I'll get it. Anyway, so you're going to be the person I'm going to bounce my ideas off. Sure.

And I want your honest feedback. And sometimes I'm going to have to use you if it's a game or if it's that type of thing. Use me, baby. I'm going to use you this afternoon with a segment that I didn't really come up with a name. But I'm going to say, wait, who's in the band? That's what we're going to call this segment. Okay, cool. And we're going to test it this afternoon with you, Jana.

Hello. Jana. Hello. Hi. There she is. Jana, do you think you know your 90s and 2000s bands? I'll give it a whirl. You'll give it a crack.

That's what I like to hear. Good. You'll be taking on Clint this afternoon in this brand new, innovative, never been done before radio segment. Okay, how does it work? All right, so how it works, we're going to have three rounds. Each round I'm going to give you the name of a band and all you guys have to do is tell me

one of the band members' names that isn't the lead singer. Oh, okay. Alright? Oh my god, I'm stuck at this already. Me too. Alright, so here we go. You both need to name someone from each band. Your first

band is Maroon 5. Of course, lead singer. Everyone knows his name. Adam Levine. But, wait. Who else is in the band? Do we buzz in when we're ready to answer? I'll take your answer first, please,

Clint. You can do past or Do we buzz in when we're ready to answer? I'll take your answer first, please, Clint. Okay. You can do past or present. There's no past members of Maroon 5. They're a tight core that will never separate. I love, even more than Adam Levine, the member Brad. Brad. Okay, fine.

I'll take first name. And you're still wrong. There's no band member in Maroon 5 with the name Brad. Damn it. That's over to you, Jana, for your guess. Name a band member other than Adam Levine in Maroon 5. Can she pick a random name? Adam Levine in Maroon 5. Can she pick a random name?

Just say a name, Jana. Say a name. I'm going to give you a hint. I'm going to give you the good stuff after this. I'll go random. Yeah. Go a common name. I'll say my dance name, James. James?

Are you locking that in? Yeah. James. James? Are you locking that in? Yeah. James or Doug. I'll take your first answer. James is correct. Oh, pass off. James Ballantyne, the lead guitarist. Okay, give us another band.

Give us another band. All right, here comes band. I can do that. I'll use my dad's name. Okay, here comes band number two, guys. It is, of course, band No Doubt. The bald guy. Baldie, bald guy.

The guy that Gwen Stefani was dating. What's his name? All right, guys, you know the game. But wait, who else is in the band? Jana, you go first. Anyone other than Gwen Stefani. The guitarist. The guitarist.

What's his name? She's Googling it. Tony! Shut up. I'll have to take your first answer, and that's correct. She's Googling it. Tony Kanao. She's Googling it.

Bass guitarist. You're on fire, Jana. All right, Clint. My laptop's gone, Clint. I can't Google it. Just guitarist. You're on fire, Jana. All right, Clint. My laptop's gone, Clint. I can't Google it. Just be quiet. You be quiet, you cheater. Hey, I'm the mediator here.

Fine. You be nice to the contestants. Yeah. All right. Please name a band member in no doubt other than Gwen Stefani. Well, didn't she just do that? Didn't she just say Tony? Yeah, but there's other people.

Oh, I don't know. Brett. That's wrong. No crap. That's wrong. I would have taken John, Adrian, Tom, Alan, Eric and Gabe. Okay. Oh, look at those common names.

Screw you, Jana. Oh, Jana. I feel like you're on fire. Should we do one more? Yeah, we can do one more. Last band. Last band. She's run out of data.

Wait, who else is in the band? It's Queen. Clint. Yes, Clint. Brian May. It's actually Brian K. No, it's not Brian K. I think it's Brian K.

It's Brian May. Here you go, Janna. All right, Janna, who have we got? Are you at a reception? No. Three. Janna's out. I'm calling it. Janna's out. John. Yes, John is correct. I'm calling it.

John is out. John! Yes, John is correct. Congratulations, John. You're the winner. Is this the part where we review the segment? I think you're giving the contestants too much time to guess. Yeah, I didn't think about that part.

Bree and Clint. This is an interesting story out of the UK. A school has sent home a leaflet with tips for the students for things they can do with their partner instead of going the whole way. Right. As we refer to on this show, indoor gardening. Indoor gardening. What are things you can do to show your love in other ways?

Is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite a long list. And these are teenagers, which if you're watching Sex Education on Netflix, you'll know nothing stops a teenager. Oh, the hormones are just running rampant. No. And I guess we've all been teenagers too.

So mix in a healthy dollop of aspiration and enthusiasm and then another teaspoon of incompetence, a whole cup of ignorance about how things actually work. This is one awkward drink that you're mixing up. Exactly right. Exactly right. So instead of going the whole hog, this is what the school has suggested. There's like 50 things on this leaflet

Really? That's a lot of things But I've singled out the best 10 Okay Things you can do instead of doing it With your teenage partner Number one Suck their toes No

It's on the leaflet The school's encouraging you to suck their toes. No, which, fine, and I'm not judging anyone that likes to do that, but for a teenager they go, right, I can have a whole roast dinner or I can have a bland biscuit. Yeah, this is the problem with all of these things. That's not appealing. That's the problem with all of these things.

None of them are going to be as appealing as the real thing. But this school thinks that's a good idea. Suck some toes. Number two, instead of going the whole hog before marriage, why don't you propose marriage? Oh, yeah, because that's smart. It's in the leaflet. That is so...

It's in the leaflet. Obviously, you know. Instead of going the whole hog to show your partner that you love them, you could drive for two hours to see them. What about if they don't live two hours away? Then you drive one hour away and one hour back.

I guess they're hoping that in that two hours. You think about it. Yeah, or it's worn off. You know, like you've had time to cool off. You've had time to, on the drive. No, no, no, no, not like that. You've just, no, no, no. I know what you're saying.

No, they mean like wind down a window, put some air con on. Bit of the old driving activity. Number four, let's move on from that idea. Number four, instead of doing it, why don't you just nibble on their ears? I don't buy that one. Yeah, but it's going somewhere. This is the problem with that one. Oh yeah, that's leading to other things.

It's just foreplay. It's just. You don't prehe is the problem with that one. Oh, yeah, that's leading to other things. It's just foreplay. Yeah. It's just. You don't preheat the oven and then go, done. Which is the issue with number five that's in this leaflet as well. Instead of doing it with them, why don't you buy them some nice underwear? What, and then never see it? What, and then it's not for you?

Yeah, no, that's not going to work. Number six, I feel like they were starting to run out of ideas. Number six, walk a thousand miles for one of their smiles. Where did you get this list from? This is a leaflet that's been sent home to UK school children. Number eight, go on a love boat. What is it, the 1960s? I missed number seven, each suck one end of a long piece of spaghetti,

like Lady and the Tramp. Number nine. Buy them a piece of the moon. How do you... Wait, you can do that? Can you do that? Apparently you can do that. But again, it's not going to satiate your horny teenage needs.

Here's a piece of the moon. Now, show me your boobies. And the final one, things you can do instead of doing it with your partner, a sex education leaflet given out to students

at a UK school. Tell them they're beautiful, even if they look rough. Oh! What the hell? That's terrible. It should be one on there. All it should say

is use protection. Yeah. And in other news, the birth rate in the UK That's terrible It should be one on there All it should say is Use protection Yeah And in other news The birth rate in the UK has skyrocketed ZM's Free and Clint The podcast with mobile smiles Register, fill up

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