ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 25th 2019

Episode Date: February 25, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast for Monday, February 25th. Welcome to Creating Memories, friends. Hey, did you hear? No, no, no, that's not your slogan you said you were going to use. No, I can change my slogan to whatever I want it to be. You can, you can make it better. Hey, turns out last week people are saying I've had a lot of inboxes, best podcast intro ever.

Which one? On Thursday. We didn't do a podcast intro on Thursday. That's what you think. Oh, do I have to go and listen to the podcast? I'm on this show. I don't download the podcast. Oh, don't lie, mate.

I don't. I don't. I genuinely don't. When I'm done here, I go home and I don't think about you until the next day. Really. I wanted to open this podcast. Do you mind if I do something? I just want to have a quick the next day, really. I wanted to open this podcast. Do you mind if I do something? I just want to have a quick health chat. Go on.

Two topics for health chat. First one. Here comes some old person chat. No. Excuse me. You're about to get royally roasted. Bree hadn't gone to the number twos for three days. Oh, my God.

Bree comes in today and she goes, oh, I think I'll go to the boat. That is not podcast chat. I was like, what's wrong mate? And she goes, I haven't been number twos for three days. And I said, have a coffee. And she goes, I can't, it'll make me anxious.

I'm so embarrassed. How's that for old person chat? I'm old. Yeah, you're the old one. Also, this one you might find more boring, you might find interesting. Hey, update. Update. Poohed today.

Yeah, that's the other part of the story. She goes, because we do that thing and we play the songs, she goes, how many songs I got? I was like, we got two songs. He goes, cool, going to a lift. Comes back, waving her finger guns in the air. I pooed. I pooed. I pooed. I pooed. I pooed.

I did it. I've done it again. What a relief. Anyway. I didn't want to know about it, though. And yet here we are. Also, Bree filmed her doing her classic gag where she does a fart and she films the person who's in the room. We need to spread

these things out you did both of these things to me today this is my life um and she films me and i didn't know i was being filmed and all i hear is and then i i think i i think my head physically dropped and i looked up and i'm being filmed for instagram and then to make it worse, she goes, ho ho, this is such a funny, oh no, I deleted it. So after all that, I have to sit through this horrific thing. After all that, what about me? After all that work capturing that amazing vision, the look on your face. It's all I want to talk about for health chat, by the way.

Oh, well now I just look bad. Nah, because mine's boring by comparison. It's all I want to talk about for health chat by the way Oh Well now I just look bad Nah because mine's boring by comparison I had another one to talk about me But we've gone way up into the clouds with this chat I can't be bothered Actually I think I've got another poo coming So we better go

Get out Honest You need Jesus Jesus take the wheel Your flatmate Annabelle is sitting outside the studio Nodding her head going She does need Jesus. Jesus, take the wheel. Your flatmate Annabelle is sitting outside the studio nodding her head going, she does need Jesus. Hey, speaking of someone who needs Jesus, don't get me started on you, flatmate Annabelle and constipation.

Oh, Bree told us you were once every five days. Is that right? Put her on the mic, producers. Regularly. Put her on the mic. Once every five days. Put her on the mic. Is that real?

Is it once every five days, Annabelle it once every five days Annabelle we can't hear you mate oh sorry it's me some days it's more frequent than others but Brie why are you sharing my bodily functions with your co-host well I said I've been constipated for three days and they were all like oh shock horror and I was like Annabelle doesn't go for five

days at a time yeah it's pretty standard that's not okay you need Metamuc at a time. Yeah, it's pretty standard. That's not okay. You need Metamucil. No, but they say if it's your whole life you've been like that then it's fine. I didn't realise it wasn't normal until I was like 19 and someone was like Annabelle, that's not okay. Have you had some Metamucil? How's your fibre intake? Great, good. That means

something you ate on a Monday would still be in you on a Thursday. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. I'll pine tea, everyone. No, here's the podcast. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Get it!

Let's go, go, go. Now let me see your bands. Zim's Brie and Clint. Ah, kia ora, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. Happy Monday, everyone. Happy Monday, everyone. Hey, happy Monday, everybody. Happy Monday. Some would say the second best day of the week, behind Tuesday.

No one says that. Trying to have a positive outlook here, mate. I'm trying to spin a negative into a positive, okay? It's all about mindset. That's it, mate. It's all about mindset. Have you watched The Secret? It's all about mindset.

What's good about a Monday? Don't have to watch any more Netflix. Oh, that was annoying. How terrible is a Netflix session? You can pay for your lunch. You don't have to eat food out of your own fridge. You got four days till the weekend. Oh, yeah, four more days till we have to do another stupid weekend.

Technically five if it's Monday morning. So Monday, how good. Our show loves Mondays now, by the. Technically five if it's Monday morning. So Monday, how good. Our show loves Mondays now, by the way. Thank God it's Monday. Who would be like the famous person equivalent of Monday? Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a Monday. He's a Monday.

No, see, we've gone negative again. Who would be Katie Perry? Because I love Monday and I love Katie Perry. Nah, she had a song about Friday, didn't she? Oh, yes, she did. Yeah. Oh, I can't polish this turd anymore. Yeah, I give up.

Monday sucks. What have we got on the show? What have we got on the show? Hey, today on the show, we've got some cool prizes. Obviously, Secret Sound returns at four o'clock. I'll just give you a bit of a hand. The Secret Sound guesses today are a light switch, walking on dried leaves, which is very autumnal, might I add,

for the last week of summer. That is a beautiful sounding guess. Walking on dried leaves. It's not that. You know, the crunchiness of leaves under your feet. What about walking on a damp leaf? That would just be like a... True.

Probably not the same. Probably not the same. And it's not, these are the guesses that have happened same And it's not These are the guesses That have happened today It's not an iPhone Screenshot either Right So don't guess those

Yeah We had the Volume sound But we didn't have The actual screenshot sound Four o'clock Soundkeeper Gary returns With your next chance to guess

Plus we're giving away Tickets to Dean Lewis' New Zealand show Dean Lewis? Dean Lewis' Dean What's the How do you The plural Yeah Dean Lewis' show Zealand show. Dean Lewis? Dean Lewis' Dean What's the How do you

The plural? Yeah. Dean Lewis' show. It's not the plural it's like the ownership of it. It's his show. We're giving away tickets to Dean Lewis' show.

Dean Lewis' Dean Lewis' Dean Lewis' show. Half past four if you want to go to that. Yeah. Next though on the back of the epic

history making 660 gig that happened over the weekend 50,000 people. How good did it look the weekend. Oh, 50,000 people. How good did it look? Including producer Ben, so 50,000 and a couple because he watched from the comfort of a house where he didn't pay for it. We should talk about that, actually.

He got a free 660 concert. We should actually talk about that. So your mates live in a house, or I don't know how he knows them, but he was in this house that overlooked all of Western Springs. Yeah, it's fully legit. So do they get to see every gig for free?

Are you going to make some kind of donation towards 660 for that free gig you got? Yeah, I might buy a ticket to their next concert this time next year. You won't. You'll go to that free house again. Free in Clint. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz

You are literally the busiest man in Hollywood today, Dean. What's happening at the Oscars? Well, I've had about 170,000 radio and TV crushes all over the world. But finally, Brie and Clint, my favourites. I've been waiting for this. I'm like, I just need some Brie and Clint. Okay, let's talk about what has just gone down. The most glamorous, fabulous and unforgettable red carpet and awards show I think we've ever seen.

First of all, as you guys know, there was no host this year. In fact, it was a group of different presenters that were kind of hosting different sections, if you will. So they opened the show like this. They had Adam Lambert and Queen perform. So the curtain goes up. Unforgettable performance. Show-stopping. Jaw-dropping. Incredible. And then three

comedians, of course, Tina Fey, Amy Pollard and Maya, I can never pronounce her last name. You know who I'm talking about. They came out and opened the show and just having three comedian females open the show in so funny was just the best way to set the tone for the entire award show. A couple of

winners so far, of course, Mahershala Ali has taken out supporting actor, you know, Regina King, supporting actress. It is really a fabulous award show, really is. Is this all the no host thing? That's all because Kevin Hart turned it down and they never found anybody else to do it? Is that why they've gone with no host this year? That's exactly what happened. So he got the gig, tweets of his from 2010 resurfaced.

He then pulled away from the gig, and they couldn't really get someone to do it. So the gig, you get $15,000 to host the show, and that's obviously not a lot of money for them. You know what I mean? Like, for us, we're all like, I'd do it for a bar tap. But they were like, look, for them, and of course, it's a lot of scrutiny goes with it as well.

It's a lot of work. And so they couldn't find anyone to do it but honestly after this year and how smooth and interesting it was to have these different presenters posted, I think that they'll go with this moving forward. And like a really collective group and different

broad diverse group. They had Serena Williams and Pharrell Williams and Shelley Theron and Chris Evans and you know, like just a really awesome, interesting group. So I think it was better. Sometimes the host can kind of make it seem a little bit all about them, right? So I can see where you're coming from with that. But still, pay them more than $15,000 because they get absolutely,

if they do a bad job or someone thinks they did a bad job, they get roasted. It's an absolute hospital pass. Dean, I need to know, you're there on the ground. This is what everyone's talking about. Who's your money on? Is it Lady Gaga or is it Glenn Close? Glenn Close will take it out.

Glenn Close will take it out. I'll tell you why. Because that role for her was just monumental and it was just so gritty. And I think even though Lady Gaga was incredible, I think that Glenn Close would probably win it. Here's the thing about Glenn Close, right? Three Golden Globes, three Emmys, three bastards. She's like, literally, she is,

how's this for an interesting fact, she is the most nominated person alive that has never won an Oscar. So she's never won one? Never won one. Seven nominations, never won one. I feel like... It's her time.

I feel like she's got it. You're obviously talking about best actress? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yep, best actress. Sweet, okay. Can I tell you something that happened though?

Yeah, go on. I thought it was just ridiculous. So Gaga turns up, right, and she's in a black Alexander McQueen dress. As you might know, she was very good friends with the late Alexander McQueen, so that's why she wore that. But her necklace, 50 million

bucks. 50 million dollars! 50 million! 50 million bucks. Security guards everywhere, and all I could think was Ocean's 8. Ocean's 8, that's what I was going to say too. Julia Roberts is going to rob you. Watch out, because Rhianna's coming up behind you you and you're losing that necklace.

Julia Roberts? Yeah, wasn't Sandra Bullock? Oh, damn it, I've done it again. That's how we get Dean McCarthy to do the Hollywood News. You can see him on the ZM Online Instagram at the moment. He's reporting live from the Red Cup but Megan's on there too reviewing the fashion.

So thanks so much, Dean. We'll talk to you later. We love you Bye guys Everybody, everybody our age is trying to figure out How the hell they're going to be able to afford their first house Well forget about it in Auckland No don't forget about it Try really hard And then forget about it

No and then go to your parents and say I've tried really hard Can you maybe help me out As a single woman living in Auckland right now Impossible And then go to your parents and say, I've tried really hard. Can you maybe help me out? As a single woman living in Auckland right now, impossible. If I don't have, like you bought your first place with a partner. Yeah. Which makes it a lot easier.

Yeah, it does. It makes it 50% easier. Or two incomes. Yeah, two incomes. I hear what you're saying. I didn't think about it like that. I didn't think about single people having to do it. I just live in my beautiful relationship bubble. Your, two incomes. Yeah, two incomes. I hear what you're saying. I didn't think about it like that. I didn't think about single people having to do it. I just live in my beautiful relationship bubble. Your own little bubble.

Where everything is great. I've got some information for you and this might help you. So there's a billboard that's gone up in the centre of Auckland, the most expensive place in the country to buy a house. It's right opposite the Sky Tower and it's offering people the chance to buy their first home for $350,000.

What's the catch? You have to move to Timaru. That's not even close to Auckland though. No, so they're proposing a lifestyle change. So they're saying completely move to the South Island away from the North Island. Timaru, beautiful place. Caroline Bay.

I don't know a lot more about Timaru, but Caroline Bay. I'm just saying like usually if you look at that, it'd be like on the outskirts of Auckland, like way out or whatever. So they're saying give up on the expensive lifestyle of Auckland, go and do a job down there which might pay the same and just cut yourself a break. I've done the math on it. If you buy that $350,000 house with a 20% deposit,

which is standard, you still have to have $70,000. But with your KiwiSaver in that, like if you've been working for a while, it's probably realistic. Says the guy in a relationship. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one's saying it's easy. Oh, I know, mate.

As a single person. $70,000 for a 20% deposit. You might be able to get a 10% deposit, which would be $35,000. Over 30 years, which is a standard mortgage, at current interest rates, your mortgage would be $316 a week. Okay. Pretty good, really. I mean, it's a lot of money.

It's more than rent in Timaru, but you'd own the house. As a person in a couple, pretty good. As a single person, not great. Okay, I've got another option for you. There's a couple who have made the news this week too. Aucklanders, young couple. They've decided that Auckland's not for them. They're never going to be able to afford a house.

They have gone and purchased a four-bedroom villa for $160,000. The whole thing for $160,000. Invercargill. So again, it's not a short commute. In the summertime, great. Wintertime in Invercargill, I've been there. It is cold. It is cold.

But again, beautiful place. You're very near Bluff. Bluff. You're right in the heart of Southland. Go the Stags. Great option. Their mortgage $150 a week. Oh, see that I can afford. So that's the new conversation that's going around going,

well, if you bloody millennials want a house, why don't you just move away from your friends and your family and your job? Oh, the text machine's so funny. Someone has said, please do not send Aucklanders to Timaru. And then someone else has said, jeez, where are these houses? I live in Timaru and didn't know about this.

Yeah, true. I actually don't know what state that $160,000 house is in. I was going to say, Timaru, you get there and you're like, where are these cheap houses? And they're like, got ya. Free in Clint. I went to Melbourne over the weekend and caught up with quite a few of my mates it was good to see everyone

Was Dicko there? Who? Dicko Yeah, no No, don't have a friend with that name I just, when it's Australian story Robbo was there Ah, Robbo, yeah, good

Jono was there Jono, Lazar Lazar, he was there, yeah No, one of my mates actually told me a story that I found so distressing. Like I would never even think that this would actually happen, but this is something that's happened to her. She lives in Sydney and she said to me, she's like,

oh, my dog was stolen a couple of months ago. Really? And I mean, I've heard of that happening, but the story that she told me is so, so ridiculous. So she had a French bulldog. Oh, yeah. His name was Gerald and he was a blue French bulldog. Beautiful.

Great dog name. Very cute dog. She said he wasn't very old. I think he was about eight or nine months old. And where they live in Sydney, they've got a small yard at the front of their house and a small yard at the back of the house. She said during the day they leave Gerald outside to play in the backyard and he runs around and does what he pleases.

She came home and Gerald was gone. She panicked, obviously. And that's when she noticed that there had been a note left really? a note had been left where people had stolen this dog and then they were asking for a ransom because I've heard of this with designer dogs in particular

not the ransom note bit but just anyone with a desirable dog. Yeah, I have heard of that. People nick him and then they sell them on the black market or something. Because he hadn't been fixed. No. And oh, I didn't know that.

But also that people just get this dog and they don't know the history of it and they think they're buying from a legit breeder, but you could actually be buying someone else's dog that's been stolen. Because the dog can't exactly say, hey man, don't buy me. I'm not legit.

It's actually so alarming. So they were asking for $10,000 for her to get this dog back. So there was a number that was attached to the note and obviously my friend took it to the police. Yeah, I was going to say, that's your first stop, right? Yeah, took it to the police where they kind of said, look, we can't really do much. Really? No.

Like they were kind of like, there's not all that much that we can do at this stage, which they tried to track down the number, but it was for a prepaid phone. So, I mean, what do you do? Yeah. Anyway. That's shocking.

I would have thought they would definitely, I mean, tough, and I know they're busy and I know they'll say it's just a dog, but God, when else are you going to go to the police when you're in a ransom situation? I'm not too sure. Yeah, I don't know the full details. She just told me the quick version. Anyway, she ended up paying the $10,000.

No, really? Yeah. She had to go into her savings because, I mean, to her, that dog was like a part of her family at that point. Oh, no, no, I get it. Yeah. And we do the same with our animals. You'd pay anything to make sure they're okay.

But, God, that's an awful situation to be in. Yeah. And I can't remember exactly. Did she get the dog back? She got the dog back. Yeah. And the dog was fine. Yeah.

But, I mean, what a bizarre situation. Does she have any chance of getting the money back? Like, are the police interested now? Maybe. I haven't spoken to her. I should ask her about it, but, yeah, so strange. And, like, who are these people that are kidnapping pets now? Or just scum is a short word for it.

Crazy. Yeah. I want to know on 0800DIALZM, would you have paid it? Would you have paid the ransom? Would you have paid the ransom to get back your dog or whatever animal you want to put in there? Yeah, okay. You think about the animal that is in your family,

part of your family. It's an animal, not a person though. That's the situation we're running? It's an animal. Okay. It's not a person. Yeah, and the ransom is $10,000? The ransom is $10,000 to get that animal back.

Would you pay it? 0800 dial ZM. We'll take your calls next. I don't know. Well, would you not have paid it? Yeah, I would have, I'd say. Okay, let's see what we get. 0800 dial ZM.

Brianne Clint. Talking about this horrible situation that happened to one of my mates. Yeah, I would have, I'd say. Okay, let's see what we get. Oh, $800 idiom. Brianne Clint. Talking about this horrible situation that happened to one of my mates. She was telling me on the weekend she had a nine-month-old French bulldog and got stolen out of the back of her yard and they then asked for a ransom of $10,000 to get the dog back. She paid it. She paid it, got the dog back, and now she's so paranoid to leave the dog back. She paid it. She paid it, got the dog back and now she's so paranoid to leave

the dog in the backyard again. That's the problem because how do you know it's not going to happen again? They're like, oh this person pays, let's steal their dog again. You also mentioned something off air that the dog itself is worth eight thousand dollars. Yeah, she paid a lot of money. That is an insane amount of money to pay for a dog. A blue French

bulldog, yeah Beautiful dog Beautiful dog There's a whole other conversation That's a whole other conversation I wonder if you have pet insurance If that covers your animal getting stolen You know, like do you get your $8,000 back?

Yeah, that's interesting I'm not sure about that Because it doesn't cover death Like if you have an expensive animal And it gets run over or something You don't get that money No But I don't know if it covers theft

We want to know this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM. Would you have paid the ransom of the $10,000 if this was your pet? Hey, Jason. How's it going? What do you reckon, Jason? No, no way. Not a chance. Not a chance. Why not? Why not? Well, it's in grand. It's hard enough to come by, let alone

have it. Can I ask, Jase, do you have animals yourself? I've got two. Two dogs? Yeah. How old are they? Seven and nine. Right. And if one of those dogs, what are their names?

Roxy and AJ. Roxy and AJ. What about if someone stole both of them and they were asking for money, you'd just say no? No, take them both, keep them both. Not for 10 grand. That's okay. Maybe 1,000 bucks. I was going to say, what's the price? Yeah, what's the price? 1,000 bucks, you'd both. Keep them both. What? Not for $10,000. That's okay. Maybe $1,000.

I was going to say, what's the price? Yeah, what's the price? $1,000? You'd pay a $1,000 ransom? Yeah, pay $1,000. Okay. Or maybe the big one, not the little one. The little one sucks.

Yeah. Okay, thanks, Jason. Oh, I had to dial it in. Megan, hi. Hi. What do you think, Megan? Would you pay $10,000 to get your pet back? I sure would. What What do you think, Megan? Would you pay $10,000 to get your pet back? I sure would.

What animals do you have, Megan? I've got an English Daffy. Okay. Yeah, she's purebred and she's worth, obviously not $8,000, but about $2,500. And Pete, I'm sure it does cover if your dog gets stolen. It does cover it, does it? It does, but it's not about how much the dog is worth, Megan.

Well, to me it wouldn't be. It's nothing about how much it's worth. But how much of it is about the ethical point of it and going, you know, we see movies and you see the President of the United States say we do not negotiate with terrorists. Like you're giving these crappy people $10,000. And that's the part that would really, really irk me. But, I mean, it's a member of the family. Isaac,000. And that's the part that would really, really irk me. But, I mean, it's a member of the family.

Isaac, hey. Hey, guys. What do you reckon, Isaac? Yeah, nah, no way. You wouldn't either. No, but I would happily pay someone $5,000 to go and retrieve it and maybe teach them a bit of a lesson. What, to find out who these people are?

Where do you find people like that, Isaac? Are they just listed in the yellow pages? Can you just look up dog hitman? Well, I live in West Auckland, so I'm sure they're not that hard to come by. Okay, Isaac, and I've got another question for you. So you've said no. What if it was your girlfriend's dog and she really wanted it back? Are you strong enough to say to her, nah, we're not

paying it? Yeah, I'd do the same thing. I'm sure she'd be fine with that. No, it's so interesting on the text machine. We've had a lot of no's, but on the text machine, it's all yes. It's all yes. One more. Hi, Hayden. Hey, how are you? Good, Hayden. What do you reckon? Would you pay the 10 grand? I would absolutely pay the 10 grand.

And what animals do you have? I've got a dog called Storm. And you can't replace them, right? They're irreplaceable. He is my right-hand man. He's my wingman. This is a dog that's come into the family, and my wife and I have been trying for kids for years now,

and it hasn't worked. He is our baby. He is your kid. He's our child. So I understand that there are certain people that would be like, no, I don't want to pay it. But the emotional connection that I have with that dog as a replacement for a child, or not a replacement, but I'll suit our child.

It's worth the 10 grand. Like a child. It's not a $10,000 question. It's a million dollar question. It wouldn't matter. If it came down to the fact that the police didn't want to do it, whatever. Yeah.

Do you feel scared that that's going to happen to your dog? Obviously, he's a huge part of your life. Are you worried that this sort of thing is going to happen to you?

Do you take precautions to make sure your dog is safe? Yeah. To be honest, that is a real concern for living in Auckland and seeing the dogs. They do get stolen.

Yeah, they do. What type of dog do you have, Hayden? What's Storm? He's what they call a quichond or a wolfspitz. Okay. I've never even heard of that dog. A quichond wolfspitz. I know them well.

Sounds fancy. Look on Instagram and just search up Storm the Quichond. Yeah, get the plug in there. I love it. Okay, Hayden, thanks so much for your call, man. Thanks for talking to us. Nice. Okay.

Awful question. Awful situation. Just horrible. Horrible hypothetical and a real situation for your friend. So the only good thing, I guess, is that her dog's okay, right? I'd rather them take my car.

Tell what I. I'd rather them take my car. You get your money back from the car. Actually, my car's not even worth 10 grand. Free would I. I would. I'd be like, take my car. You get your money back from the car. Actually, my car's not even worth 10 grand. Brian Clint. Seven seconds to

win tickets to Dean Lewis. He's playing the Auckland Town Hall on the 3rd of May. Tickets are on sale now from livenation.com.

And to celebrate, we're playing Seven Seconds because he's got that song, Seven Minutes. You've got to name as many things as

you can in seven seconds. Easy. We'll give you the category and then just name away. Yeah, if you get more than the other person, then you win the double pass. We're going to give you a demo, okay? Right. So I'm going to give you a topic. Okay. You're going to give me a topic. Okay. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. You'll go first? I'll go first.

You'll give me the topic or you'll do them first? No, you give me the topic. Okay, you've got seven seconds. What I need from you is men with ponytails. Oh, I mean, who's got a ponytail? That guy from maths. Okay, you got one. Well, I'm going to say you got half. So now I have to get more than that to take the Dean Lewis tickets.

What's my topic? Okay. Female tennis stars that have won a Grand Slam. Maria Sharapova, Venus Williams, Serena Williams, and Anna Kornkova didn't win any. You got three. Did I get three? Three.

Wow, I'm going to the Dean Lewis concert. Stacey, you understand how the game works? Yes, I do. Okay, Bree's going to give you your topic. And if you get more than Aaliyah, then you're getting the tickets, all right? Okay, cool. Good luck. All right, here we go.

Your topic is fast food restaurants. Time starts now. KFC, Burger King, McDonald's, Subway. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, I'm out. That's all right, you got four. Four's pretty good. Better than Clint and I.

Better than Brie with men with ponytails. No, but you gave me a hard topic. You know I can't name one man with a ponytail? Yeah, so you sent me one. No, I can't name any. Hi, Alia. Hi. I've got your topic for you, okay? Seven seconds to give as No, I can't name any. Hi, Alia. Hi. I've got your topic for you, okay?

Seven seconds to give as many as you can in the category. You need more than four and you get the Dean Lewis tickets, all right? Okay, cool. All right, here we go, Alia. Okay, your topic is types of cheese. Time starts now. Cheddar, smoked, mozzarella, gouda, pita. You've done it.

She's got five. You got five. Oh, actual. Oh, actual, Bull. I'm sorry. What about camembert? That's the one I think she was trying to get out. It doesn't matter.

She won. Those are like flash cheeses, though. What's your favourite kind of cheese, Alia? I don't actually like cheese. Then you did very, very well. You nailed it. Congrats. We're going to send you two tickets.

You're going to see Dean Lewis live. Also, are you all right? Who doesn't like cheese? Yeah, good point. Have you ever had cheese? No. You haven't? You haven't? You haven't?

No, I have. I just don't like it. All right. You sure you want to give her tickets? She didn't have them. Hey, good work, Alia. We'll send you up those tickets. Well done.

Thank you. On Thursday, we talked about precognition. Yeah, so essentially it's this theory where people believe or the scientists believe you can have a dream that actually tells your future. And then that dream comes true. That dream comes true. Yeah.

You can visualise your own future. Yes. We had someone call us who believed they had dreamt the lotto numbers for this Saturday. This is her. Hi, Katrina. Now, you reckon you know what the lotto numbers are? Absolutely.

For this weekend? Sure. What are the numbers? 30, 22, 36, 6, 9, and the last one, 4. 4. What's the Powerball? 8. 8.

She was laughing as she told you them. So? I bought the ticket. You're the one trying to make me believe in precognition. I'm just saying Katrina was taking the piss. Yeah, but what if she wasn't? What if she wasn't, Bree? What if we'd have gone, Katrina's taking the piss.

And then the numbers come in and then it's my one chance to get off this stupid show and I missed it. Mate, I'm starting to believe you've got a gambling addiction. Excuse me? How many tickets in the lotto did you buy over the weekend? Well, I'd already bought a ticket. How many tickets? I'd already bought five.

Five? I didn't buy them, though. I'd already bought one. It was my weekly lotto ticket. And then I had three bonus tickets from the week before because I had quite a lucky week. They're free. And then I had to buy Katrina's one.

For everyone listening, one of Clint's mates won the lotto back in the day and now he believes he can win. Yeah, he won $316,000. And I lived with him. He is the exception. I saw him. He is the exception. I saw him when he won it.

I mean, it kind of ruined his life for a little bit. But I saw it. I saw it happen. It's the exception to the rule. I bought the lotto ticket. Do you want to to the rule. I bought the lotto ticket. Do you want to know what happened? I bought the lotto ticket. Yes, I do want to know. So, um, Katrina, was it Katrina? Yeah, you owe her half if you

win. No, I said 10%. Okay. I said 10%. So, all the lotto, and I'll give her 10% of whatever the winnings was, by the way, even if it was only third division. I'll still give her 10%. Oh, haven't you checked yet? I have checked. Of course you have. Because you've got the app.

I've got the lotto ticket. Because you've got a problem. No, I don't ever. No, I don't ever. No, I don't. Excuse me. Katrina, who gave us all the lotto numbers, including the Powerball, got one number correct.

One! Stupid Katrina. Mate. Stupid Katrina. Mate. Stupid Katrina. She literally goes, you dreamt the lotto numbers for this weekend. She goes, yeah. What sort of person is doing that? Anyway.

A hilarious one. I loved it. Good guy, Katrina. Good from you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Come back here. Katrina. Good from you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Comeback heroes.

Pretty much an opportunity for us to see who really cares about us, Clint, and also for you guys to win free fuel thanks to mobile. That's exactly what it is. The person playing for free fuel today is Crystal. Hey, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. Basically, we'll call someone out of our phone book and they've got 30 seconds to call us back.

If they do, you win the fuel, okay? Yep. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. Easy. Let's hope someone can get it over the line. Last week, my dad kind of switched the game on us a little bit. He didn't... I heard that. He really bamboozled us, didn't he? Hello, Dad.

Hang on. Bring me back in about 30 seconds. Oh, okay. That's not how it works. Dad, you're not playing the game. I'm playing the game. So today you're going to call your dad. Let's see how my dad goes.

I reckon he'll nail this game. You reckon? I'm hoping so. Big Steve. Okay, here we go. Good luck and good luck, Crystal. Hello, Stephen speaking. Dad. Hey, sweetheart, how you going? Good, how are you? Yeah, a little bit stressed but otherwise not too bad. Oh no, that's not good. Well, I've got some really good news for you.

That'll probably be really good. Actually, can you call me back in like 15 seconds? Call me back. Start the timer. Okay, he's got 30 seconds. Come on, Dad, surely. Surely. Surely your dad will call you back.

How long did you give him? I said 15 seconds. He did sound really stressed, though. He did sound stressed. And now you're not going to help because there is no good news. Or have you got some fake good news? Oh, tell him you're pregnant. Oh, that makes all parents happy.

No, that's not good. Tell him you're pregnant. You should go and get pregnant. He's calling back. Hi, Dad. Hello. How's it going? Good.

So, bad news. Good news and bad news. All right. Bad news. Give me the first. Bad news. Good news and bad news. Alright. Bad news. First. Bad news. There's no good news. Good news. You're on the radio right now. Clint's here as well. Hey, Big Steve.

You also just won someone a prize, so that's a good thing. Yeah, great. What did I win? Nothing. You win nothing. Bye, Dad. Love you. See ya. Bye. Thanks for Big Steve, but it's good for you, great. What did I win? Nothing. You win nothing. Bye, Dad. Love you. See you. Bye. Sucks for Big Steve, but it's good for you, Crystal. Well done.

Yay! We got free mobile fuel for you. Would your dad call you back that fast if he needed to? Would your dad even pick up the phone? He wouldn't even pick up the phone. Crystal! His pocket dialed me the other day, and then I tried to ring him back, and his phone was answered in his pocket.

So his butt answered. Hang on. He pocket dialed you, and then he answered with his pocket as well. He needs a flip phone. Did you have a conversation with his butt? How is your dad's butt? Hey, wait there, okay? We're going to send you out that mobile fuel.

Well done. Thank you. We have, for the, how many days now, just been reveling in the ongoing disaster. Disaster? Drama. Drama. Disaster.

Disaster. That is the Kardashian love lives. The Kardashian curse is a real thing for them too. Not only because they say the Kardashian curse ruins all the men's careers that come into their lives. Yeah. Well, they're all cursed back or at least Khloe is anyway. And, I mean, look, we don't talk about the Kardashians all that often

on our show. But the latest that's happened in that family, I mean, pretty relatable. Is it? It can be. Like the family drama that they have has now been – it's gone like within the family. So now – Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So now the drama with Tristan Thompson who cheated on Khloe Kardashian when she was nine months pregnant and, look, we all got over that. Well, not all of us but Khloe and him got back together. Did we ever find out who the girl was? It was a couple of girls. Oh. Yeah. It was a couple of girls. He got Yeah. It was a couple of girls.

He got photographed in a club kissing some girls. Shop ball. Chloe forgave him. They got back together. They had their baby true and everything seemed to be fine until the news broke last week that he has been hooking up with none other than Chloe's younger sister Kylie's best friend Jordan Woods. Couldn't write it.

Well, you could write it. Some people argue they have written it. Out of all the other people, I mean, not that it makes it okay, but I mean it makes it that much worse. Let's see how relatable it really is. Let's put it out there this afternoon. This happens, mate. I'm telling you.

What is your real life Kardashian storyline? Like what happened within your family, within your friend group, where you go, God, if this was on E, it would be an absolute season opener. It would be the biggest episode of the entire season. Like did your sister hook up with your boyfriend's brother's mum? Did your brother hook up with your husband's dad? Oh. Oh, that's okay, as long as dad's single.

Yeah, true. That one would actually be okay. What's the family drama? What's the Kardashian storyline that's happened in your family? Yeah, can you top it? Can you top the Tristan, Jordan, Chloe one? So Jordan Woods, you know she lives with Kylie Jenner? Did.

Well, she did. She's been kicked out. Yeah. They've all unfollowed her on Instagram. Oh, no, not unfollowed her. Oh, mate, I'm just perplexed as to why Jordan Woods, who's best friends with one of the youngest billionaires in the world who gifts her with, you know, have you seen that meme?

Gifts her with cars and luxury holidays and pick someone else. Like any other guy. Get any other NBA player. Like anyone else. There's a couple of them. I forgot about the billionaire part. She's not just rich. Kylie Jenner is a billionaire.

She's a billionaire. Okay, the phones are lighting up, and I love these stories. Your real-life Kardashian storyline. Best one? Well, I guess maybe worst one. Worst one. I'll give you a prize. 0800-DAL-ZM.

Brie and Clint. So we all know the story, right? The latest Kardashian drama. Khloe Kardashian's baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, who cheated on her when she was nine months pregnant. They got back together. He's now come out that he's cheated on her again with Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner's best friend, Jordan Woods.

Yeah, don't take a pause there. That's a dangerous place to pause. Someone said the other day that the reason... Well, hey, who knows? He could have hooked up with Kylie Jenner. In that family, the way they attract drama possibly. Someone said the other day that the reason Jordan hasn't commented yet

is because Kylie cancelled her phone bill. There is a lot of funny memes. And I mean... We want to know this afternoon, I know $800 at him, do you have a real life Kardashian storyline in your family, in your friend group? Like, has something gone on that just would, if it wasn't so sad

or awful, it would make great television. When did you get Jordan Woods? Hi, Emma. Hello. What happened, Emma? So, it was a few years ago now. My partner at the time had been together

about five years. Basically, in short, cheated on me with my first cousin. And to make matters worse, I knew that she was pregnant at the time and was soon to be

having a baby. And it turned out to be his baby. What the hell, Emma? Oh, baby. A lot of friends and stuff all knew. So everyone was lying about it. They still tried to deny it after the baby was born.

Don't make me play it again. Don't make me play it again. Please do. Emma, wait there. You're a contender for the prize. Next episode. Of keeping up with Emma's shit show. Do you want to hear a text?

Sure. There's a lot of good texts. Someone has texted in with their Kardashian storyline. They said, My sister apparently hooked up with my best friend who is like a sister to me. My sister hooked up with my best friend who's like a sister. So two girls hooked up. Yeah.

The story gets better. We're all good now, but it caused a bit of a rift between us for a while. My sister is also my twin who looks a lot like me. Technically no one's done anything wrong with that one, by the way. No. We don't know about any cheating unless you are secretly dating your best friend. There's technically nothing wrong with that one, by the way. No, no. We don't know about any cheating, unless you are secretly dating your best friend.

There's technically nothing wrong with that. That's true. Hi, Nicola. Yes. What's your... Nicola. This is a good start. What's your Kardashian storyline, Nicola?

Oh, yes, I've got a caveat for the story. It's a little bit sad, but it's totally okay. Okay, okay, good caveat. Now we know. Okay it's totally okay. Okay, okay, good caveat. Now we know. Okay, so totally okay. So unfortunately, see sad part, my mum passed away about 11 or 12 years ago. Oh, not yet, sorry. No, not yet, not yet.

And my dad got really, really unwell, and it turned out it was a genetic disease that was carried along the X chromosome. So chances of me having it are 100% genetic. Whoa. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, I know. Pretty shitty. Sorry.

And so we found- Just quickly, Nicola. Yes. The story gets better, right? Like it gets happier? Well, we could say that. Totally. I could lie. I could fabricate. No, no. Tell us the real one. Totally. I could lie.

I could fabricate. No, no, tell us the real one. Tell us the real one. Then what happened? So anyway, got rung up by the doctor. The doctor's like, actually, you don't have the disease at all. I was like, yay! I was like, hold on.

Oh, hold on. But that means we're not related. And she's like, nope, you guys aren't biologically related. Funny story. Turns out, after trolling the whole family, my mum and her cousin of the same age were hoochie-katooching a guy. And my, well, her cousin, or my auntie, she also has two illegitimate kids that are not related to the man she was married to. Who's your mum?

Wait, who's your dad? Is that your cousin? I haven't... Well, no, it's my mum's cousin. So are you your... So technically it'd be your distant cousin. Yeah, but we don't know who the guy is. No one knows who the guy is.

But your mum is your mum? Yes, my mum is 100% my mum. But the guy you thought was your dad... My biological dad is. Nicola, wait there. You're a contender for the prize as well. Hey, do you want another text? Someone on the text machine.

My mother got with my dad's brother out of spite for breaking up with her when I was two. I'm 24 now and they ended up having a child together. I now have a bro-uzzen. This is like keeping up with the Cletus's, not keeping up with the Kardashians. Last one, and we're keeping you anonymous. What's your real-life Kardashian storyline? My Kardashian storyline is that a year after I left my marriage,

I decided to go with my twin sister to interview for the first date. So while the camera's rolling. Wait, the TV show, First Dates. Yeah, the First Dates TV show. And while the camera's rolling, she decides to tell me on camera that when I was still in my marriage with my ex-husband, he was texting my twin sister about they should be together. What?

On camera. She thought that was the best. Nicola, wait there. We've got a prize for you. No, that's not Nicola. You all get prizes. I have one more question. I have one more question.

Sure. Are you guys identical? Yes, we're identical. And she chose him over our popper. And I haven't been allowed to see my nephew in three years. So if she did this, I probably wouldn't be allowed to see him. Wait there, we've got a prize for you. How did first dates work out, though?

Oh, my God. Can we get all of those people a prize, please? Yeah, it's done. Let's do a birthday banger. Right, this is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was top in the charts on your 16th, and then we play one of those songs. First person up to the birthday banger altar is you, Jess.

Hi, Jess. Hi. What's your birthday? 15th of October, I'm 92. Okay, Jess, you were 16 in 2008 on the 15th of October, and this is your birthday banger. She gives me everything I want, everything I need. P-Money and Vince Harder, everything. October, and this is your birthday banger. P Money and Vince Harder, everything.

Fun fact, and don't ask me how I know this. Today's P Money's birthday. Is it? Yeah. It came up on my computer. It's meant to be. For some reason, P Money's birthday is in my iCal, and I opened my computer today and it said Peter Wadhams,

which is P Money's real name, is 40-something today. Right. Well, that's definitely going to win it in. Yeah, well, it seems like it should be. P Money. Unless we get a better song, in which case, no birthday present for you, P Money. Hi, Kelly.

Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 14th of December, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 14th of December, 71. Okay, Kelly, you were 16 in 1987 on the 14th of December. And back in the 80s, this was top of the chart. You're getting Rickrolled, baby.

You get Rick Astley and Never Gonna Give You Up. What do you think, Kelly? I actually really love that song. Oh, that's a tune. Never gonna give, never gonna give, never gonna give, never gonna give you up. Never gonna turn around, never gonna say goodbye. Okay, that's a strong contender as well. I don't know when Rick Astley's birthday is.

Last one up is John. Hi, John. Hi, John. Hello. What's your birthday, John? Speaking of March 94. All right, John, you were 16 in 2010 on the 2nd of March, and on that day, this was number one.

Oh, Jason Derulo. You have to sing it. No, Jason Derulo can get in the rubbish. I don't like Jason Derulo. I don't mind him. You picked P-Money. Yeah, good man. I picked P-Money as well.

It's me and John versus you, Brie. I do like a bit of Rick. Yeah. I do like a bit of Rick. Yeah. I do love a bit of Rick. John? It's his birthday, come on. Yeah, it's his birthday, come on. I mean, I don't know him personally, so I'm not going to feel bad.

Was that song big in Australia? No. That would be why. You need to hear it. You need to listen to it. No, I do know it. You need to listen to it, yeah. I do know it.

I don't think it was as big. Yeah. But, I mean, how often would Rick Astley come up? Yeah, well. If I go with you on this one. You get a veto for the next one you love. Okay. Yeah.

Do you want to make that deal? Yeah, I'll do that deal with you. Shake my hand. Shake on it? Yeah. John, you in on that deal? Oh, yeah. Let's do it.

As John Campbell would say, happy birthday, P-Money. Why don't we get him on the phone? You know what? Let's try and get him on the phone. Let's see if we can get him on the phone. Yeah, let's, P-Money. Why don't we get him on the phone? You know what? Let's try and get him on the phone. Let's see if we can get him on the phone. Yeah, let's get P-Money on. Bree and Clint, this is ZM.

Here's Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint. I want to tell you about something that happened to me over the weekend. Went to Melbourne to visit a few mates. And one of the activities one of my friends decided we would all do is go for a bike ride in, say, Kilda. Beautiful. You know, every holiday I've ever been on,

I've tried to get my wife to go on a bike ride with me. I'm like, let's ride through Central Park. Oh, hell no. Let's ride across Golden Gate Bridge. Hell no. Let's ride around the boardwalk in Santa Monica. As a child, I have fond memories of riding a bike. Yeah.

I used to ride a bike all the time around the farm. I grew up on property. We rode bikes every day. It was a great time. Loved it. Me too. I rode everywhere. So much fun.

Yeah, freedom. First dose of freedom when you get that bike. I'm going to say it's been 10 years maybe since I've ridden a bike. What? You know what they say though? It's like riding a bike. No. Riding a bike isn't like riding a bike when I was a kid.

It is painful and it's bad. Why? Adult bike riding is horrible. Did you have a seat? Because it shouldn't be that bad. Yes, there was a seat. I reckon we were on these bikes for a good couple of hours. Yeah.

When we first started, I thought, great. Oh, wind in my hair. This is awesome. Adult bike riding is honestly one of the worst things I've done in the past year. E-bike, real bike? It was a real bike. Yeah. We had to pedal and stuff.

What was so bad about it? So halfway through the leisurely bike ride, the pedal caught the back of my leg. Have you ever had that happen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It takes the skin off straight away. My skin, my ankles red raw. The worst one was when you got those bikes that had the metal pedals as well.

Oh, with the little frongs on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Luckily this bike didn't. No. And because that happened, the chain came off, didn't it? Oh, yeah. So that was a fond memory. Not easy, folks.

Just put the chain back on. You can do it with the gears. Put the chain back on. Yeah, that was great. Yeah. It was later that night that I discovered, after riding a bike for a good couple of hours, that a part of my body had been bruised. Obviously, as an adult female, a lot more weight up top.

Oh, yeah. Oh. There's a lot more weight. Oh, that's not where I think the bruising was. Pushing down. Yeah. Into another area. Did you bruise your boobies?

No. What? Oh. Oh. Did you bruise your PB, your lady area? The heme. Bicycle, bicycle. I looked and then I looked again.

I went, wait a minute. How were you riding it? Were you riding it backwards? Mate, I don't know. It shouldn't happen like that. People ride bikes every day. I think the seat was sitting too far vertical and so it was hitting on a certain part. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Were you like, did you like? I said to my friend, I said, hey, you come have a look at this. She goes No thanks Never again Right I know what you're not getting for your birthday What's that?

Sitting back holding your microphone Like some kind of rock star I'm the newborn Smith People can't see what you're doing by the way It's a very visual gag Just so you know Like I'm enjoying new Vaughan Smith. People can't see what you're doing by the way. It's a very visual gag. Just so you know. Like I'm enjoying it obviously. Are you loving it? Actually no, I take it back. It doesn't do much for me.

Do you feel more relaxed me being this relaxed? You just told a story about how you'd bruised your lady bits. Yeah, bruised my vaheen. And now your microphone stand is literally sitting on your lady bits. No, that's on my love handle. Different. Protective layer. Protective coating, that's on my love handle. Different. Protective layer.

Yeah. Protective coating. That's what they're for. Is it? No, you're far out. I've got love handles and saddlebags. Do you? Yeah.

You need to explain what saddlebags are because you've told me, but you haven't told everybody else. So a saddlebag, and I'm pretty sure it's hereditary. My mum has saddlebags, so I got a saddlebag ass from her. It's that part that um just below your hip and you have this extra meaty bit on the side of your

it looks you know when you look at a horse so say you're looking at a horse from behind and if they had a saddlebag on it would be an extra part like it would make them it'd be a wider load i've got a big ass great description description. That's what I'm trying to say. I don't agree with you, obviously. I think you look wonderful. And even if you do have a saddlebag, it's part of who you are and you are beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring you down.

But I would describe it, you know when you see a cowboy? Yes. And he's got the cowboy pants on and he's got the guns there and he's very bow-legged because he rides a horse? Yep. Like that? Yes. That's how I would describe the look. Right. Not the look you have. But the bow-legged because he rides a horse. Yep. Like that. Yes. That's how I would describe the look.

Right. Not the look you have. But the bow-legged. The look that you're describing. Yeah, and my saddlebags. I mean, I can't even put anything in my saddlebags. That's what I'm annoyed about. They're purely decorative.

They're purely... And I don't like the decoration. Are they childbearing your hips, do you feel? Oh, mate. Are you joking? I don't know. I don you joking? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I think if I was a lady, I think what I'm running is a childbearing frame. No. I'd be a breeder. No. You don't think? Nah, you're not a breeder. What am I? Am I athletic?

No. Well, what am I then? So, like, if you look at producer Ellie, I mean, she probably is going to bear no children. She's got a... She's straight up and down, isn't she? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

She's got no real shape about her. No, she definitely does. Okay, I'm really going into dangerous territory here. What's the point? You look great. She does look great. I'm just saying when you look at me... Objectively, as a workmate, you look great.

When I look at you, I'm thinking, well, probably no children. When you look at me, in terms of my hips, I'm going to have probably like 12. Not by yourself, you're not. Caught up with a lot of mates over the weekend in Melbourne. And I was talking to one of my friends who was telling me about this new thing that she's doing for herself. Oh, yeah. Some self-love.

Some self-love. Yeah. And usually. That's all the rage right now. It is. Invest in yourself. Yeah, and why not? Yeah, I agree. Why not? She was telling me that. It's a very trendy. It's all the rage right now. It is. Invest in yourself. Yeah, and why not? Yeah, I agree.

Why not? She was telling me that. All I'm saying is it's a very trendy, like it's a very opportune time. If you are looking to do something selfish, now's the time. Pass it off as self-love. Yeah, why not? I just needed an iPhone X. Usually, this would be.

For my health. This would be something you'd do with a partner, but she doesn't have a partner. Yeah. So she's decided to go by but she doesn't have a partner. Yeah. So she's decided to go by herself. You do you, Gil. Yeah. It's a class. How am I going to get around this?

I'm excited to see how you do get around that. You'd call it an adult pleasure class. Where you can go, you can learn about the human body. No bananas involved in this class. Gotcha. Hang on, why no bananas? Was there a reference to? That's a reference to usually, you know, sex class,

they'd have a banana and a... Oh, oh, oh, you mean like school sexy? Exactly. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This is like the adult... So this is not the science, this is not the reproductive side, this is purely school six years. Exactly. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This is like the adult version. So this is not the science. This is not the reproductive side. This is purely the pleasure side.

Exactly. Ah. So there's a couple in Sydney who have started up this business, and apparently it is booming. We can sign up for these classes where you go along, and they first give you a lecture about the certain erogenous zones. Male or female? Both.

Okay. Mainly female, I think. What do you think about people who say your earlobes are an erogenous zone? For some people they are. Really? Yeah. Producer Ben is nodding way too furiously. You've got erogenous earlobes.

You like that? You're getting your hair washed by the hairdresser and he just glances at your earlobe. That's good stuff. Sorry, carry on. So they teach you about the zones. They give you a lecture and they point out different spots and subject matter. Yeah.

And they then, how am I going to get around this? Yeah. They then, as a couple, because they're a couple teaching the class. Yeah. They then, as a couple, because they're a couple teaching the class. Yeah. Practically teach you some of the things you've just. Sorry, what? They demonstrate on each other. Yes.

Wow. Okay. Stop giving me weird faces So How many people In these classes So Because a smaller

More intimate class I think would be weirder Than if it was like A group of 30 And what's the location Is it at their house Or is it like a town hall I'm not

Because I don't know Which one's weirder In that situation either So many questions So many questions So there's usually About 10 to 12 couples In a class

So about 25 people Yeah And you can Not in a class, so about 25 people. Yeah. And you can not be a couple. You can go as a single if you want to, which my friend did. Cool. Anyway, I looked this couple up. Who's doing it by themselves?

Sorry. My friend! Male or female friend? Female. Okay, then more power to you, girl. Don't judge her! No, I would if it was a guy. I absolutely Female. Okay, then more power to you, girl. Don't judge her. No, I would if it was a guy. I absolutely would.

Well, yeah. I would have. I'd be like, you know what you're doing, you creep. You don't need a class with us. How would you, like, imagine being in a class and you're like, all right, here's the practical part of the lesson. And then what, do you just sit with everyone else and go, oh, yeah? No, here's your homework.

You get home, you're like, mum's like, how was school? Good, I'm going to my room. Don't come back. I've got a lot of homework to do. Sounds like the best homework ever.