ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 26th 2019

Episode Date: February 26, 2019

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. There's no Brie here, she has left early, she's gone to Wellington to go to a toga party. She's hosting that because in New Zealand it's Orientation Week, which is where all the university students show up and start drinking. And they don't stop drinking until November, so Brie's going to symbolically kick that off for them. And who better, really, when you think about it, who better but the patron saint of rosé brie thomaselle in a toga which will be made from a hotel bed sheet because she hasn't organized a toga so she'll rip one off her hotel and then she'll sheepishly go out through reception and hope that they don't realize hey that's our bed wear uh and then she'll get into a car and she'll wear it to a bar to establishment which is a place, run by great people with a great energy, not the cleanest floor. I'll give them that.

I do remember sticking to it on more than one occasion. I wore white shoes there last time and they weren't white when I left. So she's going to go in there with a bed sheet from what I imagine is quite a nice hotel. They do put us up in nice hotels. I'll give them that work. They send us out a lot, but they do give us good accommodation. She's going to wear this to this bar on courtney place by the way she is a 29 year old at a bar on courtney place in wellington

on a tuesday night so um life choices time to look at them i think um and then she's going to wear that sheet probably to mcdonald's on the way home with ellie so they'll go um not via the drive through because they don't have a car and they will be heavily intoxicated by this stage so they'll go and sit in the McDonald's on Courtney Place in their hotel sheet togas eat burgers and then stumble back home maybe in an Uber maybe they'll be lucky enough to get picked up and then when they get back to the hotel they'll realize shit the sheet we're meant to sleep on is now covered in everybody else's drink chicken McNugget sauce and maybe a little bit of vomit

and then they'll have to make their bed with that sheet and sleep in it and it is for that reason that I am very very lucky that I said I was too busy to go to Wellington for the toga party other than that, we've got a great show out of the way and we've got it here for you now.

Here's today's podcast. Enjoy. Good afternoon, everybody. Bree and Clint live from our Auckland studio. Live from ZM towers. We're on the ground level, but still we're at Z Auckland studios. Live. Live from ZM Towers. We're on the ground level, but still we're at ZM Towers. Live.

Well, we're here for a bit this afternoon after the show Breeze, going straight to the airport to fly to Wellington. You're going to do your second O-Week, mate. Yeah, mate. I'm just, you know, one of the kids on the fresh out, just on the hunt for those parties. Just looking for those hot university parties. Toga, toga, toga. Is tonight's party a toga party? Yes. It is a toga party. It is. fresher, just on the hunt for those parties. Just looking for those hot university parties.

Toga, toga, toga. Is tonight's party a toga party? Yes. It is a toga party. It is. Did you keep your toga from last week? I couldn't have kept my toga. Why not? I used the hotel bed sheet.

Oh, good point. Are you going to use a hotel bed sheet tonight? Maybe. When we did the toga party in Dunedin, the awesome Dunedin Roadrunners sorted out some material for us. Unfortunately, it wasn't quite enough material. Especially not to cover all the lady bits. No, it didn't hug the curves, did it?

No. So Bree used a bed sheet. I look like a Michelin man in a toga. No, you do not. You look like the ghost of Ghostbusters. Girlfriend's past. I'd rather be Michelin man. Today on the show, where's the

party tonight in Wellington if people want to go? It's at East Dab in Wellington. Nice. On Courtney Place. Yes. There you go. Good. Good on you, mate. Come on down. Get in there. Relive your youth. Bring your bed sheet with you. No one ask Bree how old she is. Don't ID her. It's just embarrassing. No. Or do ID her. I still get ID'd, thank you very ask Bree how old she is. Don't ID her. It's just embarrassing. No. Or do ID her. I still get ID'd, thank you very much.

Do you? Yes. Don't say that like you don't believe it. I'm younger than you, mate. Are you young enough to come in here? Today on the show, we are doing Secret Sound. It's still at $15,000 as far as I know. There hasn't been a jackpot.

Will there be a jackpot today? Is soundkeeper Gary feeling generous? If you want to check out all the clues and all the past guesses, go and do it. Watch that video clue at the ZM Online Facebook page as well. And 4 o'clock, your next chance to call and play Secret Sound. Thanks for saving my bacon. Pretty easy.

I heard he's getting over it. Who, soundkeeper Gary? Yeah, he wants to give it away. It's when they slip up. Next on the show, news out of one of Auckland's most prestigious schools and maybe we've found the richest tuck shop in the country. Oh, is this your school? No, not mine.

Definitely not my school. Where all the kids have got to memberships. No, definitely not my school. Not John Paul College in Rotorua. We'll talk about it straight after Drax. Bree and Clint at M. Oh, complete. Bree and Clint. Are's at M. Oh, complete. Bree and Clint.

Are you done? Sorry. Are you just taking a phone call? I just got a missed call from someone and then they left a message but you know when you have to go through

all the other voicemails that you haven't checked? Oh, voicemails. I had to do that same thing today. My friend Rosie left me like eight drunken

missed calls the other night so now I'm going through them. Because you just want to hear the new one and they make you listen to the nine old ones. So annoying. First of all, who's leaving voicemails? Second of all, why does the voice guy on the voicemail talk so slow? This is it.

This is it. So you listen through that. You go, you have nine new messages. First message received on Saturday, December the 3rd at 2.35am. No, and then the punishment of it from 0, 2, 7, 6, 1, 3. And I'm like, just show me the voicemail Then the voice message begins Bray! Bray, where are you?

Where the club? Come by now You know the one I just I just called Bray I don't know where she is Are you getting shots? Can you get me shots? Yeah, yeah, yeah Do you want to hear the series of voicemails? Oh God, I haven't know where she is. Are you getting shots? Can you get me shots? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want to hear the series of voicemails? Oh, God, I haven't even hung up. Oh, sorry. I just... To return the call, press 1. To save message. Press 2. To delete.

Yes, delete. Please delete. Press 3. I just went through four messages. It's all from the same person, my friend Rosie. This is how it went. First one. Yeah!

Bree! Where are you? Where are you at? And then by the time it got to the last one, this is what it was. Bree. In and out of the phone. I'm going to bed. Okay, bye.

That's Rosie that works at Moochie, eh? Oh! Clint! Free and Clint, send him. Thinking about you. Free and Clint.

I would like to take you now to one of New Zealand's most prestigious schools, King's College. Have you heard everyone that goes to King's has to speak with an English accent?

For those who don't goes to King's has to speak with an English accent? For those who don't know, King's College, great school by all accounts, fantastic rugby team, but it is one of the flashiest schools in the whole country. I think this is actually their school song. There's no words. You just stand. Oh, it's absolutely delightful, Dalek King. Yes, no, it's lovely. You know, producer Ellie's sister went there.

I didn't realise we were amongst royalty. We're amongst royalty, producer Ellie. Producer Ellie, I didn't know King's College allowed girls in there. They do, yeah, 12s and 13s. But I'm not one of those ooh-la-la people. She was there on a scholarship. Yeah. I didn't get to go. Look But I'm not one of those ooh la la people She was there on a scholarship I didn't get to go Look I'm not looking to

What did she get a scholarship for? All rounder? No the school went to Ellie's parents They go right we can only Accept one of your girls Take Paige As a part of charity And then the parents looked at Ellie and Paige and they went,

well, we may as well put all of our cards in the one that we think is going to do something. She was good at sport, eh? Yeah, very good at sport, yeah. Pole vault? Yes, yeah. Who the hell picks pole vault? I know someone who's good at pole vault.

Mate. Great option. Look at Eliza McCartney. Yeah. Look, far be it from me to bully schools. Look, it's not what I'm here to do on the radio. However, I will just give some of the facts before I give this story. They don't have enough money to put you through counselling at King's.

I'll just give you some of the stats. Tuition at the school costs around $24,000 a year. And to apply to go to the school, just to to put in an application costs $275. So they don't even want you to apply if you don't have the money, I think is the… You know I applied for a private school. It'd be similar to this one back home in Aussie, applied for this school, and the principal, this is no BS,

told my mum that we weren't the right kind of people. Really? Why? Because you were Apple people? Because we lived in the country. Country people can be rich. Mate, we did not look rich and we were not rich. Yeah.

And we went for an interview and she said it to our face. She goes, oh, I don't know if this would be the right fit. Why did you even want to go there then? Because they had a really good sports program. Yeah, see, this is the thing. And King's College does have a really good, and they do do scholarships. And like I said, I'm not here to bully schools.

Clint's already put his unborn child down on the wait list. He's paid the $270. Sacrifice next year's quarter membership. No, no, no. So they're in the news today at King's College because a sign has gone up at the tuck shop.

And the sign says... Your accent nearly came in there. At the tuck shop. The tuck shop. I'm surprised they call it the tuck shop and not the... The five-star Michelin restaurant.

The deli or something. Tuck shop will no longer accept $100 notes. Who's got $100 at high school? Who's got $100 at high school? Who's got a $100 note at high school? People who attend schools like that. They've set themselves up for this one. What they've done is they've put a mark on their own back.

It's like school. They've stuck a sign on their back that says, kick me. By putting this sign up, they really have. And people are just roasting them on social media at the moment. I love the school that I went to. Everyone would scab around the tuck shop and they'd ask for like 15 cents or $2. And here they're like, no $100 notes to be used at the tuck shop.

You guys keep dropping them on the ground. It interferes with our kitty. You keep dropping your $100 notes and it's creating a hell of a mess. Brie and Clint. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz

It was a night of nights and our man Dean McCarthy was there to see all the glitz and the glam. Dean, how to go down? How was the after party at the Oscars? Oh my goodness. You know what? Everyone went to this. You know when there's a party, there's always the after party. Here's what's awesome about the Oscars is that even the only kind of award show where this really happens,

even if you didn't go to the Oscars, people go to the after parties. Like Beyonce and Jay-Z were out last night, the Kardashians, all these people who don't even care about the Oscars, weren't even invited to the Oscars, all out partying and letting their hair down. Today, the aftermath of the after parties, everyone's kind of talking about Kendall Jenner who kind of went almost nude to the Vanity Fair party. Go online, Clint. Go online.

I've seen it. Have a look. I've seen it. You've seen it? I haven't. I need to have a look. Look, there is a lot of hip. So it's kind of like, you know what's cool at the moment in swimsuits?

Those ones that basically come right up your vajayjay and they look like they're going to cut you in half. Yes. So the front is like that and you can see her pelvis bones, but then there's a bit of skirting over the back that covers her bum cheeks. So it's a really interesting look, Dean. It's really interesting. That is a nice hip.

That's a good hip. I can see myself wearing that to Halloween. She looks like she's wearing a butt flat. Look, let me speak critically, Dean. Is it eye-catching? Absolutely. Does she pull it off? I don't know if she does.

It looks a little bit awkward to me. Oh, that dress is out of control. It looks like she's reaching. Is she wearing underwear? Yeah. No. No. You couldn't wear underwear with that.

No. No, she'd be wearing something. Vanity Fair was the party to be at, right? Did you get in there, Dean? Did you go to that party? No, I didn't. I had to go home and do radio interviews. I was up so early, so I didn't go to that party.

A lot of the celebrities did. Jay-Z and Beyonce had their own one. One of the parties actually making headlines was every year Elton John has a party, and it's a charity event, right? This is what he did. This is brilliant. He got everyone smashed drunk, invited all of his rich friends, did an auction and raised $6 million for HIV AIDS research.

That's a pretty huge amount of money to raise at a dinner after the Oscars. So he did really well. But you know what? The big aftermath today, I'm going to call it like a tornado, tsunami of Gaga. Everyone riled up, wound, and upset about the fact that her and Bradley Cooper had incredible chemistry during their performance. Put your credentials on the line, Dean. Tell us right now. Do you think that they're hooking up? Definitely not. No, definitely not.

Definitely not. First of all, yeah, no, not at all. Irina Shayk, his partner, is the hottest person in the entire world. That's for sure. Number two, Lady Gaga is so intense and she's so committed to her art. There was no way she was going to do that performance with anything less than extreme dedication and extreme authentic. You know what I mean? Like, she did that so full on.

And I don't think they're hooking up, but I think they just pulled it off. They're both actors. They're Oscar nominees. I need to know, Dean, from you, because you're in amongst all these celebrities. You get to go to some after parties at times. Who's the, like, most famous person that's hit on you? Most famous person that's hit? Oh, you know, I don't even know if I should say that.

We talked about this one last year, Brady. This straight actor hit on me and he's like, are you going to come inside? I was like, oh, no, I'm just doing the red carpet. And he's like, I think you should come inside. I was like, oh, no, I don't even have a pass. He's like, no, no, you should come inside. No way.

No, there's no I'm at it, Si. You know me. Big time actor? Pretty big, yeah. He's not going to say. Don't make him say. Don't make him say. What does it rhyme with?

It's not Channing Tatum, although he does follow you on Instagram, just in case you haven't mentioned it today. Yeah, no Channing Tatum. Yeah, no, was it? Yeah, no, it wasn't him? Okay. That is Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood, doing remarkably well the day after the Oscars.

Thanks, Dean. Great to talk to you. Does it rhyme with Schmad Schmidt? Schmad Schmidt. Does it rhyme with Schmack Smithron? Brie and Clint. Dean Lewis is coming to perform in New Zealand. I know you love her, but it's over, mate.

He'll be here to play Auckland's Town Hall on Friday the 3rd of May. ZM is stoked to present that show. And to celebrate, we're playing 7 Seconds to give away double passes. 7 Seconds to win tickets to Dean Lewis. It's off the back of his new hit single, 7 Minutes. But you only get 7 seconds. We'll give you a category and then you just have to name as many things within that category in seven seconds as you can.

If you name more than the other person also playing, you get the tickets. We'll demonstrate for you, okay? We'll have a test round. You go first. So I'll give you the topic first? No, I'll give you the topic first. Your topic is... You've got to count, okay? You've got to count how many I get. Famous

Cowboys. Famous Cowboys. Famous Cowboys. John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Bubba Lo Bill. That's a stretch. Nah, Bubba Lo Bill counts. I'll give you two and a half. You'll give me Bubba Lo Bill. Let's go to the producers. Ben, do I get Bubba Lo Bill?

Yeah, definitely. That's definitely a cowboy. He's the most famous cowboy of all time. He's not real. He's got a bubble gum. Neither is John Wayne. I know he was. Fine, two and a half.

Two and a half. Your topic. Oh, here we go. Your topic. What's the ridiculous topic you got for me? No, it's legit, and it's a specialty of yours, actually. Flavors of potato chips. Oh, light and tangy.

Tomato. Salt and vinegar. Corn chips. Oh, light and tangy. Tomato. Salt and vinegar. Corn chips. Is that a flavour? I'm giving you two. First of all, corn chips is a type of chip, not a flavour. Okay. Light and tangy.

Light and tangy. Light and tangy are a type of chip. Okay, I should have given you a caveat. We're not accepting stupid Australian flavours. Mate, I'm gonna say you a caveat. We're not accepting stupid Australian flavours. Mate, I'm going to say... You're lucky to get tomato. Tomato is not an acceptable potato chip flavour. I'm going to say you in New Zealand have a lot of good stuff,

but you don't beat our chips. Let's play a real game. Hi, Courtney. Hello. You know how it works now, okay? Yep. Bree's going to give you your topic and you've got seven seconds. Okay.

All right, Courtney. Your topic this afternoon is Olympic sports. Time starts now. Boxing, swimming, high jump, sprint, long distance, relay. Oh, I'm going to give you six. I'm going to give her six too. I'm going to give you six. Well done.

Long distance though. I don't know about long distance. No, because you said sprints, which is the 100 metres, and then long distance running, like marathons and stuff. Yeah, but it's not specific. We're either giving her six or we're not. Okay, six. We're giving her six.

That's going to be hard to beat, Jess. It is, yeah. What do you reckon, Jess? Long distance, not really specific, is it? Yeah, no. I reckon she's going to get five. Jess, I have your topic for you, okay?

Seven seconds. When you're ready, I need from you superheroes. Time starts now. Spider-Man, Superman, Hulk. Hawkeye. Hawkeye. Iron Man.

Oh! You were getting help in the background as well. Hawkeye Iron Man oh so close you were getting help in the background as well you just needed to listen to him more carefully I heard him go Hawkeye and I was like

say Hawkeye that's good help Jess unfortunately you got five I did unlucky Jess and to be honest you only really got

two of them so yeah hey we didn't say you couldn't get help the guy in the background the guy in the background couldn't get help. The guy in the background. The guy in the background. You didn't get it. The guy in the background.

Who is he? Who is that guy? Andrew. Andrew. He's got pretty star marble. He's got good old tatted on his arm, even. Deadpool. All right.

Well, maybe he should have. He didn't even say Deadpool. Give us back Courtney, guys. Let us have Courtney. The phones are just... No, the phones are not having a good time. That's okay. We've got a double pass to Dean Lewis for Courtney

and we'll play a game tomorrow. Brie and Clint. Hold down your dogs. Lock up your dogs because we're about to talk about cats. Why is it so ear-piercing? There'll be some animals out there who are not enjoying that sound. I got some news out of Christchurch's Lincoln University.

They've done a survey of 3,300 cats to find out that cats... I just bid you to a bunch of cats filling out a survey. To find out that cats actually get their behavioural characteristics from their owners. Cats, yes, ladies and gentlemen, are copycats. No way. So they're all arseholes because they have arsehole owners. That's not what I'm saying, but that's what the science is suggesting. People have always known that dogs do this.

Like if you get laid back, I don't know with a dog, you get laid back dog. Now they've found out that if you have a bit of a bit of a nasty cat, you need to take a bit of a look at yourself and how you're behaving because apparently the cat is just trying to be more like you.

What are your cats like? Super chill, super cool and real friendly. You always say they're snobby. No, I do not say that, no. You say they're very snobby. No, no. And they don't want a bar of you. If we're being serious, we've got two cats.

One of them I've always maintained takes after me. It's a real go-getter, get out, do anything kind of cat. The one that kills all the birds. Real social. No, they both kill birds. And the other one, real timid. get out, do anything kind of cat. The one that kills all the birds. Real social. No, they both kill birds. Right. And the other one, real timid. Homebody, doesn't want to go out much, hides in the bed.

Doesn't want to talk to anyone. Yeah, so she's full recluse. And that cat takes after Lucy. So there is science in this. Oh, I don't know about that, mate. The problem with the study is, what does that say about owners of fat cats? What does it say about owners of cats that piss inside?

Well, your cat. What does it say? What does it say about owners of real promiscuous cats who just sluzz themselves around the cat neighborhood? If we really want to go down that track, your cat took a shit in your gym bag. So if the shoe fits, mate, if the shoe fits. Bree and Clint. We need to talk about the Oscars that happened yesterday. Yep. And in particular, the most memed moment of the whole awards ceremony

when Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper got up on stage to perform Shallow live and they basically got each other pregnant with their eyes. You know? You know that look they gave each other? It was very intimate, wasn't it? So people were circling it around going, they're definitely doing, there's definitely something going on. Well, Gaga very publicly recently, what, last week?

Yeah. Called off the engagement with her fiance. Yes. Which did not help the rumours, which already existed before this performance. But Bradley Cooper's girlfriend was sitting in the audience. Now, Bradley Cooper's girlfriend's name is Irina Shack. Yes.

Irina Shack. And she has nothing to worry about in herself. She is a Russian supermodel. Whoa. So she is incredibly talented, incredibly attractive in her own right. But last night, she had a front row seat at the performance of a lifetime involving her boyfriend and Lady Gaga. Would you feel uncomfortable?

Watching that? Watching that if you were the partner of one of them? That's what I wanted to ask you. Because obviously they're both actors. They've done a movie together where they were playing. I haven't seen it, but I assume they liked each other in the movie. Oh, my God. You need to see the dance.

I plan on seeing it sometime soon. Jeez. But I assume they're romantic in the movie, right? So maybe they were just reprising their roles. But if that's what they were doing they are very good actors. If you've seen the press that Gaga's done

around the film she talks so highly of Bradley Cooper. Doesn't she? She's obsessed with him. There could be a hundred people in the room and 99 of them

may not believe you but only one of them all it takes is Bradley Cooper. Please hook up with me. Because this is what happened when Brad Pitt did Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Angelina Jolie. They were just acting, but something happened. It sparked. Something happened in there when he was, I don't know, doing a stage pash or something like that.

He went, I actually quite like this. Wait a minute. Yeah. So what I wanted to ask you today is, could you date an actor? Could you date someone whose job it was was to forge a romantic connection with someone else? Because even if they're acting, it has to be rooted in truth, right?

You have to at least summon some kind of feelings for this person to be able to do it. It is a professional thing. And actors take it very seriously yeah as a profession and apparently on set from what i've heard from interviews and stuff like that from people who are actors yeah it's not sexy at all on set okay because there's like a hundred don't believe it okay but there's like a hundred people in the room and yeah but there could be a hundred people in the room and as long as 99 of them aren't bradley cooper Cooper, and Bradley Cooper's the one you're hooking up with,

it doesn't matter. Is that how the quote goes? Do you reckon Gaga's into Bradley, and Bradley's also into Gaga, or do you reckon it's one way? Do you reckon they're hooking up? Yes. Brianne Clint.

You made a big call on the show last week, a bold call that I think I may have solved one of men's greatest problems. What did I have to say about it? You were sceptical, but just let me just... I said, you're going to pay for this later. And I'm excited to hear the results. The most painful part of being a man is the fact that you can't find the undies that you like,

and when you do, they cost $30 a pair. I thought you were going to say is when you have to admit that you're wrong. Oh, that's the second one. That's a close second. And we know this as men. We know this. And some ladies too. No, not some ladies.

The exact same problem happens for ladies. Okay. All we want, plain black undies. Same. At a reasonable price. That's all we want. And yet you keep selling us a two-pack where one of them's black and the other one of them is rainbow colours. Like you put a clown through a sandwich press

and turn it into a print for undies. Clint just wants to be able to buy a man G-string and not be judged. No, I don't want a man G-string. I want boxer briefs. That's what I want, boxer briefs. Some men want gruts, that's fine. Some men want a G-string.

But I tell you what, we all want the same thing. We want them in black and that's it. Stop making us have colourful undies. Stop putting a colourful band around the top with your big logo on it. We don't want that. Maybe they're trying to help you out. With what?

Maybe they're trying to make it more like, you know, exciting. No, it doesn't. Trust me, the surprise is on the inside. It's like a kinder surprise. I thought I'd found the solution the other day. What, where you have to put the toy together? No. I found undies that were plain black for $3 a pair.

And boy, did I go to town. I bought five pairs. I said, bad decision. From a big retailer who will remain anonymous For the reasons of this I can report This is going to feel so good That a $3 pair of undies Lasts one wear

The bit between Your front junk And your back junk Commonly known as the gooch That part of the undies. Chafe. Tore. It tore?

In one where. What were you doing? In one where I can now poke my finger right through them. What were you doing? Nothing. I just went to the toga party with you. That's it. That's it.

Were you doing squats? No lunges. Nothing. I didn't even have pants on. I had a toga on for God's sake. Mate. There was no, there was nothing. There was no friction.

There was no nothing. I hate to say I told you so, but I'd love to hear from you now. Brie, you were right. No, I'll never say that. Brie and Clint. Bit of an awkward conversation to have with you, Brie. Yeah, why? Over the last few days, and you shouldn't be embarrassed about this.

Oh, no. Over the last few days, I know... Don't... What? I know you've been having some... Oh, don't talk about that on the radio. You've been having some digestion issues. I know what this is.

It's perfectly natural. It's perfectly normal. But for the last three days... Don't you dare. You haven't been able to... Oh, my God, I know what this dare. You haven't been able to. Oh, my God. I know what this is. You haven't been able to do number twos, right?

It's okay. It happens to everybody. Well, it hasn't happened to me. I ate a lot of white bread on the weekend. Yeah. Yeah, there's stuff like glue. And let's just say I haven't eaten it for a while. Yeah.

And yes, I was constipated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're not now. Yay, everybody. Yay. You're not anymore. Please, cake some pies. About this time yesterday, Brie goes to me,

how many songs have I got? I said, you've got two songs or we need to talk again. She goes, cool, go toilet. And she runs to the toilet. Why do I sound like an ogre? I don't know. Sorry. And then she comes back and she goes, great toilet. Why do I sound like an ogre? I don't know, sorry. And then she comes back and she goes,

great news, just pooed. Which at the time I was a bit grossed out about. But in hindsight, that was me being a bad friend. I wasn't celebrating your success. It was a big deal for me yesterday, can I say? Turns out that in the producer's booth, they were talking to a listener who had called up about something and that person was on speakerphone.

And as you burst back into the studio to announce to fanfare that you'd finally dropped the kids off at the pool, this person was listening. And they've taken time out of their day to message us. Do you want me to recreate what it would have sounded like when I walked into the producer's booth?

Yeah, please do. So I've come storming into the producer's booth like this. Yes! Yes, guys! I've pooed! I've done a poo! I checked out Instagram DMs after the show last night, and we've got a message from Jess Clausen.

Tell Bree congrats on her poo. I was on the phone when you guys were talking about the Kardashian stories And I heard the good news in the background Brie, accomplishments come in all sizes It was a big size yesterday Dead Absolutely dead Sorry Jess

So I thought now that you've shared it with Us Why not share it with everybody else No not the same mate And this goes for adults and babies If you've been today Celebrate The small wins

If you're planning on getting married anytime soon Listen up No, wait No, I'm single Yeah Desperately lonely, not me You can marry yourself Can you?

Yeah, you can Can you actually? Yeah, you can Is that a little bit self-indulgent? Yeah, it's No, no, not a little bit But if you're the person who makes you happy Go for it

Hey, why not? You know Like, you do you And if no one else is interested Nah, I'm annoying If no one else is interested Like, get into it It'll still be a good party.

And you get a wedding registry, so why not? And half as many guests because your partner won't be bringing any family. Brilliant. There's a new trend when it comes to wedding photography. Apparently, the new thing to do in wedding photos is vape. What? You and your partner vape for your wedding photos and the photographer gets photos of you guys

blowing big vape clouds. Shut up. No, I'm serious. Is that everyone or just people who are into vaping? I'm serious. This is a new thing. See, here's some. Here's a different wedding where the groom is vaping

next to his bride, big cloud. There's the bride and groom vaping together. And there you go. They're hot and they're vaping together and there you go they're hot and they're vaping and that is a great wedding photo I don't know if I'm bored

the great thing about it is you don't have to be a smoker to get into this you can just get a delicious vape and enjoy it on the day sorry I forgot you're a pioneer

of the vape no I'm not you're an ambassador for vapes I'm absolutely not but if this is a trend I'm saying it's low impact on yourself

because you get no nicotine one and you don't have to keep it up. Yeah, but that's not fun. No, but it's for the photo. That's the thing. On a wedding day, you do all kinds of things for the photos. You might talk to a horse

and you never talk to horses normally, but for the photo, you and your bride stand either side of this horse and you talk to it and you go, thank you for being here on our wedding day, horse. It was great to have you here. I really want to go down a slip and slide on my wedding day for photos. Again, you can do that.

You can do whatever you want. You just need the wedding. If you don't believe me on this topic, what I've done is I've got a real life professional wedding photographer, not just any wedding photographer, but my wedding photographer, Amanda Thomas from Amanda Thomas Photography. Good afternoon. Hey, Clint. How are you going? Good. Oh, you guys had a bad run-in, didn't you?

What? You had a fight on your wedding day, didn't you? You were a bit of a bridezilla to Amanda. Isn't that right, Amanda? Not what I remember, fortunately. I was just letting her answer because that's not what I'd heard. Didn't Clint just want just photos of himself without his bride Lucy? Oh, there was definitely a few of those.

They look good too. They look good too. They were good ones. New LinkedIn profile picture. Can't have your wife in that shot. You're only hiring me, not her. I want to know from you, Amanda, is vaping in wedding photos the new hot trend

when it comes to wedding photography? No, not where I come from anyway. It's been shut down, Clint. Definitely not. Maybe it's the cheap guy's version of the smoke bomb because the smoke bomb is one of the new trends

for wedding photography. What's a smoke bomb? So it's like a firework and you can get it like a grenade and they come in different colours and you get them off and like a whole lot of smoke comes out. The coloured smoke. Yeah, yeah, I know the one.

Yeah, but they're not cheap and they're really hard to get in New Zealand. So maybe vaping is an alternative to the smoke bomb. And if you get all your guests to vape at the same time and blow it towards a photograph, you get a lot more smoke. Well, not smoke.

It's not actually smoke. It's vape. That's why you can do it inside. That's why it's not dangerous for your health. Sorry, Amanda. Clint is an ambassador for the vape. He loves it. I'm not. I'm just saying, if there's a trend, we want to be the first to bring it to you. But officially, Amanda,

vaping, not a new wedding trend? No, it won't be happening at any of my weddings. What about wedding burnouts, Amanda? I have done one. She's very good. If you need a wedding photographer, you can

look her up on her Instagram, Amanda Thomas Photography. Was the car a Holden? Oh, I don't even know. It was. It was, Amanda. I'm not really a car person. Brie and Clint. And they are either a Holden or a Ford.

Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. Great game where you can get jealous of how many celebrity Instagram followers people have. Or you can just play along in the car and not care and live your own life.

Completely up to you. I'm not saying we're jealous. We don't even care. I don't even want that many Instagram followers. It'd be too much of a burden. I'd be like, oh, why are you guys watching everything I do? I don't want them. I don't even want them.

I don't want them. I don't want them. Are you all right? Yeah, I'm all right. Producer Ellie's here. Hi, Ellie. Hello, you all right? Yeah, I'm all I don't want them. I don't even want them. I don't want them. I don't want them. Are you all right? Yeah, I'm all right. Producer Ellie's here. Hi, Ellie. Hello, you all right? Yeah, I'm all right.

Okay, good. Are you all right? No, you're all right. None of us are all right. Just please follow me. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. He's not kidding.

Please follow me. Okay, so what we do is Ellie gives us the name of a famous person, and then you and I have 10 seconds to guess how many Instagram followers they have. Closest two takes the point. Yep. And first to three wins the game. The score for the year is three games Bree, two games me. Actually, correction, sorry, I think it's three all.

I think it's three all. Yeah, it is. Okay, today someone takes the lead. Who wrote that up? No, that was my fault. I said that to Ben wrong. When you're ready, producer Ellie. Hey, I'll take it. Give us the first celebrity for the lead. Who wrote that up? No, that was my fault. I said that to Ben wrong. When you're ready, producer Ellie.

I'll take it. Give us the first celebrity for the day. Alright, your first celebrity. He did an amazing performance yesterday at the Oscars with Queen Adam Lambert. He's so hot.

I haven't thought about Adam Lambert in years. He's so great. Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert. He's kind of, I don't mean this in a mean way, but he's kind of been out of the spotlight for a bit, right?

Yeah. The Queen tour and stuff. Yeah. All right, Clint, for Adam Lambert, you said $4 million. Brie, you've said $7 million. Adam Lambert has $1.2 million. Yes, Clint. Yeah, that's it.

That's a point to me. That's a point to you. Fantastic. Nearly as many to you. Fantastic. Nearly as many as you, Clint. When you're ready, Ellie, give us our next celebrity. All right, the next celebrity. This is actually a group of Kiwis who just performed an insane show last Saturday night. 660.

660 the band? The band, yeah. The official 660 account. I follow them. Do you? Yeah. Oh, well. But I can't remember how many followers they have because I don't really care.

Spot the Aussie. I'm going to say they'll be massive but they'll be New Zealand massive. Yeah, right. So Clint, for 660 you've said 300,000.

I should have said 660,000. That would have been a good gag. Made a good gag. Bray, you said 121,000. 660 660,000. That would have been a good gag. Made a good gag. Brie, you said 121,000. 660 have 95,000. Yes.

So Brie, that's a point for you. I don't know. I'll get some more followers, 660. You guys are great. Yeah, they should have more than that. Agreed. I mean, well, let's just think about this for a second. How many do they have?

95K. Half of their followers were at the gig. That's massive. That is massive. Who has the most? Lorde? Would she be the most followed Kiwi? She'd have so many. Dan Carter just got 900,000. Oh, KJ Apa. Jason Momoa

would have a lot. He's not a Kiwi, mate. Isn't he? No. He's Hawaiian. Look at me, the Aussie, now claiming other people as Kiwi. Yeah, well done. Welcome to the team. Hey, mate. We'll take him.

We'll take him. Let's just say. He just played Tim Weta Morrison's son in Aquaman. That doesn't mean he's actually a Kiwi. Why was he doing the haka then? Because Tim taught it to him. Because Tim taught it to him. Misleading.

He's a leader of the Pacific. Misleading. That's why. All right. Your next celebrity is a fellow Kiwi. She's our Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. Oh. She's great.

She'll have more than 660. How many for old Cindy Ardern? That's a tough one. It is. It is. All right. I tell you what, she'll have more than Simon Bridges. For Jacinda Ardern.

Wow, Simon Bridges is so interesting and very informative. And relatable. And so relatable. Clint for Jacinda Ardern. He says what we're all thinking. You know what Simon Bridges is the equivalent of? What? A chicken rat.

And no one actually wants a chicken right. Oh, poor Simon. Sorry, Simon, if you're listening, but I'm not that sorry. You say some awful things. All right, Jacinda Ardern. Clint, you've said $230,000. Yes. Brie, you've said $120,000.

Jacinda Ardern has $301,000. That's a point to Clint. Well done. I mean, me. Well done, me. Listen to you congratulating yourself. 2-1. 2-1. I can take the game here. Give us our final celebrity. All right, your final me. I'm listening to you congratulating yourself. 2-1. 2-1.

I can take the game here. Give us our final celebrity. All right, your final celebrity. Simon Bridges. Potentially. Your next celebrity is. I don't think he has Instagram. He doesn't?

I don't know. Can you hide the answers? You know what? You can always say them better than Clint can. Mate, I can't see two inches in front of me. Your next celeb is Kylie Jenner. Oh. The girl who's had a bit of a weird situation in her family.

Well, she follows one less person this week, doesn't she? But how many follow her? Ooh, that's tough. Is she the most followed? Or is Kim still the most followed? I think Kendall is. Kendall. Oh, no, actually, no.

Kylie's more than Kendall. It'd be Kim. Get out of here, Kendall. No, I don't think no. Kylie's more than Kendall. It'd be Kim. Get out of here, Kendall. No, I don't think it's Kendall. I don't know why I said that. Okay, I'm going to just chuck a number out there, and it's really way too big. All right, Kylie Jenner, you have said 120 million, Clint.

No one has 200 million Instagram followers. Brie, you've said 204 million for Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner has 127 million. It's a game to clinch. Get in there, baby! Maybe I dreamt the other day that someone had 200 million followers. I don't think they do. No one? Well, look up Selena Gomez.

Isn't she the most followed? Is she? Yeah, she did for a while. Yeah, how many does Selena Gomez have? She had a hiatus for a while there. Selena Gomez has 146 million. Oh, so there's no one else. Kim Kardashian has $128. And Taylor Swift is often at the top too.

Taylor. What? No, sorry. Taylor Swift has $114 million. Cristiano Ronaldo has $152 million. Yeah, that's not $200. That's not $200. No wonder you lost. Luciano Ronaldo has 152 million. Yeah, that's not 200. That's not 200.

No wonder you lost. Let's rag on Simon Bridges again. That was way more fun. So in my household at the moment, there's an absolute travesty that's gone down. So my flatmate Annabelle, who we've talked about on our show a few times. The one who sublet her room out. Stop that. All right, stop it.

She's a good person. She's a friend of mine. She's a friend of mine. Friend of mine too. I'm just giving her a recognisable trait that the audience will be able to identify with her. All right, all right. Oh, sublet girl. She's the girl that ate the old pasta.

Yes, old pasta girl. Old pasta girl. She's iron gut Annabelle. Anyway, she, to paint the picture, on Uber Eats she literally has the app to order one thing. She literally orders one thing from one place and she

orders it a lot. She knows what she likes and she's not veering from it. She'll order this one thing like five times in a weekend. What is it? So it's this queso dip, which is a cheesy dip from this burrito place. Okay. She's obsessed with it.

Just the dip? Just the dip, and you get corn chips with it. Oh, okay. And that's what she orders. How much? It's pretty expensive. I think it's like $26. For chips and dip?

Well, if you get it all. With delivery included? With delivery included. Still. It's pretty expensive. You live next to a countdown. She's obsessed with it, all right? Yeah.

She messages me the other day, devastated, saying that Uber Eats has informed her that the place that sell it are no longer delivering to our area. Oh, that is a kick in the iron gut. She's... Oh, that hurts. Pastor Girl was not impressed. When you're the number one customer, how often is she ordering it? A lot. They would know her. Two times, how often is she ordering it? A lot. They would know her.

Two times a week? Three times a week? Yeah. Really? Two or three times a week. And you're going to go and cancel that person's ability to order from you? It'd be most of their income. Like, it's crazy.

I thought we could call the place today. Hopefully, I might be able to convince them to put our address back in the delivery zone. This will be my Christmas present to Annabelle. Here's a flying bridge of brothers from the market. Can I help you? Hello. Sorry, who was that? Isaac O'Connor.

Hi. My name's Bree. I was calling about the queso dip that you guys have there. Ah, yes. One of my flatmates, she is absolutely obsessed with it, and she orders it probably three or four times a week on Uber Eats. Okay. Is it Annabelle?

What's her name? I think it's Annabelle. It's Annabelle. Are you bullshitting me? You knew her name. Yeah, because, yeah, I do walk in during the day and then I do get an order, yeah. She orders it a lot, right? Yeah.

I was calling, so there's a bit of an issue. She texted me the other day and she's absolutely devastated because you guys have taken our address off your Uber Eats delivery zone. Oh, did we? Yeah. So I was thinking I'd call you guys as a present to her to see if I could somehow convince you. Because I mean, she brings in most of your income, doesn't she? Yes, she does.

Let me just double check. I'm just going to check. Okay, cool. Now we do have that. we still have it. Right. It's still in the delivery zone? Yeah, it's still in the Uber Eats. We do have it. Okay. So that's weird. Uber Eats has been telling her that we're outside of the delivery zone.

Was it yesterday or...? Yeah, this was probably on the weekend, last weekend. It probably might be. They must have run out. That's what we do sometimes. We just say, like, not available. Right. But now it's available now.

Right. She, you've just absolutely made a girl's year. Oh, no, that's so good. That's absolutely amazing news. I'll let her know the good news and appreciate you feeding my flatmate 24-7. Cheers. That's so good. Thanks, guys.

Bye. Cheers. Bye. it's all good. Thanks, guys. Bye. Cheers. Bye. They know her by name. That is not a radio stitch-up. That is fully real. Unbelievable. So I just told you about my flatmate, Annabelle,

who is obsessed with this one thing on Uber Eats. She can't live without it. It's the queso dip from the Flying Burrito Brothers. That's the only thing she orders. She orders it, I reckon, four or five times a week. Yeah, she knows what she likes and she likes what she knows. Yeah, I mean, she was devastated recently when Uber Eats informed her that it's been taken off.

Our address has been taken out of the delivery zone and she doesn't know what to do with herself. Welcome to the studio Pasta girl, Iron Guts Annabelle Hello Annabelle How's it going guys? You're about to become cheesy dip girl You're about to finally shed the moniker of

The girl who ate the two week old chicken cabanara What would you rather be? Old pasta girl or cheesy dip girl? Cheesy dip girl Excellent I actually bring it up a lot when we're drinking I talk about this cheesy dip I think you order it a lot from what we're hearing too.

You order it a ton. It's the only thing I order from Uber Eats. And look, I put you through a bit of strife, but I thought I would do something nice for you, Annabelle, because I couldn't see you living like this. You know, I couldn't see you living without your cheesy dips. Dark times. So just before, Clint and myself, we called the Flying Burrito Brothers. Oh my God, I bet they know my name too. I think

about this. We called them to ask them, why is our address being taken out of the delivery zone? Because I wanted to find out for you. Do you want to hear what happened? Yes. This is what happened. The Flying Burrito Brothers in Marcos, can I help you? I was calling about

the queso dip that you guys have there. Oh, yes. One of my flatmates, she is absolutely obsessed with it, and she orders it probably three or four times a week on Uber Eats. What's the name? I think it's Annabelle. It's Annabelle. She orders it a lot, right?

Yeah. They know you by name. If they know you by name Annabelle You're ordering it too much I literally think about this I bet they've got a running joke in the restaurant Annabelle's ordering it again Annabelle needs some dip

Fire up the dip machine Annabelle's back at us again I'm mortified I don't know if that's good news or bad news I don't need to be confronted with the reality That my thoughts are actually true You deserve a loyalty card, if nothing else. Discount, right?

The good news is I informed the guy that we couldn't believe that they knew your name. I can. It's a lot. It's ridiculous. We said our address has been taken off your delivery zone. I said that's probably getting rid of half your income. What's going on? They said the reason it's been taken off is because they'd just run out.

So the address is still available. When you tried to order it, they'd just run out. That's it. They also said that you were putting them out of business, so they had to take our address off. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. This is Birthday Banger, where we put your birthday into a big computer that is covered in leather and dust and some cobwebs, and it tells you what was number one on your 16th birthday. And that's why we call it Banger, because we just have to bang it until it gives out the right song. Oh, is that where we got the name from? Hi, Emily.

Hi. What's your birthday, Em? It's the 18th of October, 1994. Okay, Emily, you were 16 in 2010 on the 18th of October. Sorry, just giving it a bang. Give it another blow on it. This is your birthday banger. You get Brooke Fraser Fraser Something in the Water

Oh yeah Oh okay What the hell is this? Do you have Brooke Fraser In Australia? Never heard of her Oh She's like

She's like Lady Stan Walker Is she? Yeah big Kiwi deal Kiwi right Yeah yeah yeah How come I've never heard of her Until now? I don't know

I thought she was Kind of big in Australia. Not for a while, though. She does Hillsong now. Hi, Brad. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks.

What's your birthday, Brad? It is the 11th of July, 1988. Okay, Brad. You were 16 in 2004 on the 11th of July. And on that day, this was number one. I think that you should let it burn. and on that day this was number one Brad is it just me or did it just get sexier in here

what a churn yeah right Usher Usher how good was this at Friday Jams as well memories does remind me

of bad times though why deep heat and areas that deep heat for me that's It does remind me of bad times, though. Why? Depeat and areas that depeat for me. That's what it reminds me of. Good point. You should let it burn. Hi, Rose. Fire crotch.

Hello, hello. Hi, Rose. What's your birthday? My birthday is October 1st, 1975. Okay, Rose. You were 16 in 1995 on the 1st of October. And back in the 90s, Rose, this was number one. Check on the Mr. Bombastic.

Send me fantastic. The phenomenon. Mr. Roll, roll, roll. You get shaggy. And if we play it, we won't be singing over the top of it. How do you feel about that? I had some great nights out for that song. Oh, didn't you Rose?

Usher is my all time Favourite artist Hands down But I think I want to hear Shaggy I want to hear Bombastic You want to hear it too? Yeah Alright Rose

We're playing your birthday banger Oh yes Oh yes Banger, banger Yeah banger Brie and Clint This is birthday bangers Zed in

Brie and Clint Last week We went onangers. Zed in. Brie and Clint. Last week we went on a bit of an experiment. Social experiment. Sexy experiment. We offered two people the chance to go naked dining. Jeremy and Charlotte, it's a thing you can actually do in Auckland. If you want to. If you want to.

You can go along and you can dine naked with strangers. We wanted to catch up with both of you, but we only have one. We only have Jeremy in studio. G'day, mate. How are we doing? First of all, did you go naked dining? I absolutely did. Fully naked, Jeremy?

Full nude. So they give you an apron, right? Yeah, you turn up and it's all nice and sort of normal, like a normal dinner with friends and things. So you're starting off clothed, of course. You've arrived clothed. And then... Let's hope so. Yeah. I get pulled over. They're like, how do you explain this? with friends yeah uh so you're starting off clothed of course you've arrived close and then let's hope so yeah get pulled over they're like how do you explain this put a towel down in the

car otherwise uh and the host was just absolutely sensational at making everyone feel comfortable about how the evening was going to go and what to expect and then we basically stripped down one by one into an apron and then it was as you felt comfortable you could lower your apron to a half mast and then take it off all together if you wanted and you went you went full naked yep and what about your date yep okay like once you're sitting down you're pretty safe yes i mean for a guy there's not all that much to see when you're sitting down because you'd be pulled into the table wouldn't you yeah but it's at a low. So you're basically on a cushion on the ground. Oh, no.

We didn't know that. Oh, no. You're sitting on a cushion. Hang on. Are you sitting cross-legged? Yep. Oh, no. Not so bad for the guys.

For the girls, that's a hell of a position. Let me tell you, not a good spot to be. Dinner and a show. How many people were there? Eight. Eight? That is. Total?

We got told there was going to be 80. No, no. Eight, including the hosts. Eight? Yeah. Were the hosts naked? And joined us, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. They were the most sensational hosts. Yeah, and they seemed great too. They're the ones who gave us these things. Did it get sexual at all? No. It didn't? No. And it didn't get weird? No, no. Not at all. How're the ones who gave us these things. Did it get sexual at all? No. It didn't? No.

And it didn't get weird? No, no, not at all. How did the date go specifically? And I notice your date is not here at the moment. No, she's not. Yeah. We had a great time and we certainly enjoyed each other's company, but it's not going to go anywhere.

Okay. I'm going to probe a little bit. Did it go anywhere that night? No. Did it go anywhere the night before? Because we did get some drunken selfies from you guys on Friday night. We did everything we could to keep you guys separated. We wanted you to meet on Saturday night.

Then about 7.30, producer Ellie gets a text message, you two clearly on the diesel, and there's a selfie going, we've caught up. A couple of drinks, Jeremy and Charlotte. Was there any kisses? Yes. Okay. Yes. Don there any kisses? Yes. Okay. Yes.

Don't probe him too much. No, and a gentleman never tells. Yeah. But do you think maybe the chemistry was used up on the Friday night and so there wasn't as much anticipation left when you guys went on the date on Saturday? Did you already see what you were going to see on the Saturday? No, no, no, no. Don't be too silly, Brie.

I love how I get called out when Clint's asking the question. Yeah, Brie, don't be so silly. But seriously, do you think that maybe that took a bit of the anticipation out of it? It's hard to know. Possibly. We certainly got along on Friday and we did still get along on saturday night as well but i guess that by the end of saturday night we sort of realized that there was no chemistry for it to continue yeah was there chemistry with anyone else at the naked

dining no oh well we'll leave it at that no let's just leave it at that very hesitant no so you say nothing you say nothing sexual happens there, but there's no way that if you don't see something you like on the menu, you're not going to go home and try an Uber Eats, right? And it's a very big menu. It is a very big menu. Yeah, right? The heart wants what the heart wants.

You've been great for this. We've really appreciated you coming in and being so open with us throughout the process. Let's do a radio bachelor in Jeremy's The Bachelor. You'd make, yeah. The Naked Bachelor. The Nude Bachelor. Dude, I'm in. Are you keen? I. You'd make, yeah. Nude Bachelor. The Naked Bachelor. The Nude Bachelor. Nude Bachelor.

I'm in. Are you keen? I'm in. Okay, cool. Stay tuned. First contestant, welcome to the show, Charlotte. Bree and Clint. Story, a bit of a pooey story doing the rounds today around New Zealand.

Literally, it did the rounds around New Zealand. Literally did the rounds and also did the rounds on an aeroplane going from Auckland to Tauranga. Went around and around New Zealand. Yep. When there was a couple on board a flight who, it actually came from a mother who had a baby herself. She was sitting on the plane with her baby.

And at one point on the flight, she thought, oh no, my baby's done a poo-poo here. Oh, okay. And she thought. That's the, my baby's done a poo-poo here. Oh, okay. And she thought. That's the bit of parenting I think I'm looking forward to least. The poo-poos? Just poo-poos being part of everyday life. Oh, yeah.

Just being that sort of guy. And you know you see parents and they've got like their baby's had a poo explosion and it's up their arm and they don't look grossed out by it? Yeah. Where's that switch? How many poos in does that bit change where you go, where you stop seeing it as fecal matter and you start seeing it as just, oh, yeah, some baby goo. I don't think you'll ever see it as that.

Really? I think they're faking it. Ask me in December. Okay, I'll ask you then. So she thought that her baby has done a big number twos. And she's realized after about, she thought, because the plane trip's really short from Auckland to Todong. How long is it?

It's about 20 minutes? Yeah, it'll be about half an hour max. About a 20-minute flight. She thought, it's fine. I'll just leave it. It's not a long flight. I mean, they're already 10 minutes into the flight. I'll just leave it.

I'll just leave it. She'll still be hot off the press. Yeah. It's when she realised about two seats in front of her, the couple has opened their baby's nappy, and that's where the smell was coming from. Okay. They're changing the baby's nappy mid-flight in the seat.

Yeah. She said she didn't appreciate it. As a mother. As a mother. Because I'm loathe to comment on this subject because I'm not a parent yet. No, neither. Will be shortly.

But I can say I've never seen someone changing a baby on a flight before. Neither have I. I've never seen that. They must, on long haul ones, they must have a place for you to do that in the bathrooms. They should. They should have a place.

Yeah, it's just hygienic. Yeah. But then on a 20-minute flight, you reckon they have to. I just don't know that there's any guarantee there is a toilet on those planes. Some of those Air New Zealand planes are really small. Are you saying that there's no toilet on a plane that goes from Auckland to Toronto? I don't know. I've just been on some.

Those Air New Zealand planes have got one seat on each side. There's no room for a toilet in there. Is there one seat on each side? Those two ones are amazing. I can't. You you know the host you know the host so on those ones are so small they don't have a seat for the air hostess so the pilot greets you this is a new new zealand flight the pilot greets you that's not a thing it is and the pilot boards you and then when you're on the pilot reaches out and uses a rope to pull the stairs up because the stairs double as the door and the door closes and they lock it to pull the stairs up because the stairs double as the door,

and the door closes, and they lock it. And then the pilot goes, all right, everybody, here's how your seatbelts work. This is what you do in an emergency. I'm just going to jump up front and fly the plane. And they climb through the gap, and they hop in the seat, and they fly the plane. Yeah?

Nah, that's bullshit. It is not bullshit. That's not a thing. It's not bullshit. And what mid-flight does the pilot come down the middle? Cookie? Does anyone want some nuts? There's no cookie service.

Some salted nuts? Oh, we've got a bit of turbulence. I better get back on the front. It's generally a very short flight. What the hell? Back to the poo explosion. Read out what the other mother, not the mother of the pooper, how she described it. Pooper.

Have you got that? Yeah, I've got that. So the mum who has smelt the nappy has described it. Not her baby. Not her baby. Other baby. I don't know what that kid had eaten, but it smelled like Satan had made it.

Look, look, look. We all have to help each other out in life sometimes. We really do. And if that means suffering through a satanic poo on a flight, sometimes you've got to take it. I mean, it was crazy because the mask dropped down from the ceiling and then everyone had to put... Help yourself before you help the children.

I promise you information about a brand new dating app and a brand new dating app I do have to present to you. Oh, is it Uber Eats? It is not Uber Eats, but they should do dating through Uber Eats. I technically date through Uber Eats. They should match you with locals in your area who enjoy the same meals as you. Yeah, they matched me with a really nice pasta

and I had a look at its profile picture. Isn't that a nice idea? If you guys enjoy the same food and you order at similar times, what if they went, hey, we've noticed you guys eat the same thing a lot at the same time. How about a meal together? No, I just want to date the actual food

when the food comes over and stays the night. Well, you can. I think you're in a long-term relationship with that already. No, no, no. This is a different dating app. Real dating app that's coming to New Zealand soon. Kind of controversial, so I'm keen to know if you're up for it.

It's not Tinder and it's not Bumble and it's not Hinge. It's not like those. This one's called Sugar Book. Sugar... I already know what this is going to be. What do you think it is? I reckon it's going to be like a sugar daddy, sugar mama situation. That's exactly what it is.

Yeah, thought so. So you can go on there whether you're the sugar needer or the sugar giver. Supplier. Yeah. Whether you're the old person looking for a young date. Yeah, so you're the sugar mama or the sugar daddy. Oh, that's the one that's the sugar, right? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you're old, you go on there. And if you're young... You don't have to be old. Isn't that the idea of it? No. That you're old and desperate, so you're going to pay for a relationship? You don't have to be old, though, to be a sugar daddy or a sugar mama.

You have to be older, don't you? No one's got a younger sugar mama. You just have to be rich. Okay. Yeah, okay. Then there you go go you go on there and you find someone who is not rich usually yeah they are older yeah and you find someone younger so if you're the sort of person who's looking for a relationship with financial benefits then you can

sign up to it obviously poses all kinds of questions about safety and that and i'm and hopefully they've got a plan for that but on the the face of it, what do you think? What do you think about an app like Sugarbook? I mean, you know what? I'm not here to judge what anyone wants to do with their life. And if they feel comfortable being paid in a relationship, then that's their prerogative. It doesn't say what kind of relationship too. Like it could just be dinner and stuff.

You don't know. I guess it depends what you negotiate. Exactly right. Depends what you want to negotiate, what you want to get out of the deal what they get would you do it no you wouldn't do it no what if they're like kardashian i don't care about that stuff i honestly don't that's my honest opinion i really don't care how much money someone has what if a guy said hey i just need hey, I'm in the country for a week and I just need someone to go to some events with me. You've got to look nice. I want you to put in a lot of effort,

but you'll just have dinner with me and stuff and I'll buy you a car. Are you keen? I'd say, mate, is looking good tracksuit pants? Because then I'm your gal. Other question, how old old that was like maximum age because i reckon you'd do it for the car like i would i would someone offered to buy me a car and

i'm just their m arm candy for a week is it like vets or is it a nah it's a it's a nice mid-range car like a mazda 3 oh okay yeah i don't know how old would be too old today. 60. Yeah, well, that's more than – that's double – over double my age. Yeah. Probably 70. 70. Bree and Clint.

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