ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 27th 2019

Episode Date: February 27, 2019

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Good morning everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Let me guess, yesterday you did a podcast intro by yourself. Yeah, because you went to the airport. What was I supposed to do? What did you talk about? Not do one out of respect to you? I talked about you actually and you going to the toga party. I listened back to the one because the other day on Thursday when I had to leave earlier, you were like, I've done a podcast intro without you. And it's honestly, it's so odd.

I can't wait till you hear it. Why when you impersonate me, do I have an English accent? I do a different voice every time. I listen to it. Literally, you called me one name, the dictator. And then you did a fart. And that was it. That was the whole podcast intro.

I was like, oh man. A dick joke? I just got roasted. A dick joke and a fart. Don't need more than that. Where's the dick joke? Oh, dictator Is that it?

Welcome to the party Wow Your jokes Your jokes hide in the craziest places, man Mate, it's because I'm intelligent Did you see the joke that Trevor Noah Host of the What's that show he does?

Trevor Noah took over from Jon Stewart The Daily Show in the states right he presented an oscar and he's south african trevor noah and i know who you're talking about yeah yeah and he did his thing and he gave us he said something in in um afrikaans yeah and he said that it means something like we will grow together and everyone went yeah beautiful beautiful beautiful um all the people in south af Africa watched the thing And he didn't What he was actually saying was White people can't understand this bit

Good Good from him That's a good hidden joke Yeah I mean he could have got up and said dictator Yeah but there's no payoff No it's a slow burn though Slow burn

Because it wasn't outwardly meant to be a joke Oh god what are we doing A slow burn's never good in any situation. Is it not? No. What about it when you start dating somebody and it takes time to get to know them and takes time to get to like them. That's a slow burn. And then eventually you

fall deeply, madly in love with that person. And you guys haven't even seen each other's boobies yet. Doesn't exist. Haven't you seen married at first sight? Do you do it on the first date, generally? What, the whole charade? Yeah. I don't think I ever have, but I'm not saying that I never would.

What do you mean you don't think you ever have? I don't think I ever have. Oh, you mean if there's a date involved? Someone who I've dated, I've never slept with them on the first date Yeah I'm saying If there's no date though As you guys are in the Uber on the way home You're like

Just so we're clear This isn't a date right And they're like Nah nah Cool cool cool cool I'm never telling you guys anything ever again You don't need to Because we're there with you when it happens

We have to meet you in reception the next day You guys are like a... What? Can we stop talking about this? No, we can. I'm not trying to shame you. We've all got a past. This is slut shaming.

This is what that is. You're a slut shamer. Yeah, let's be real. I don't really care what you think. Here's the podcast, everybody. Now let me what you think. Here's the podcast, everybody. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hey, we're working. That's okay. That's all right. I would love to see the footage of you and I then trying to figure that out. We're like... I couldn't hear anything. You go, can you hear anything?

I can hear anything. I'm not going to hear anything. Hey, quick reset. Quick reset. Look, I can turn my mic off and on. It's on. And now it's on. Yeah, well, that's great.

And now it's on. I get it. Well done. There's all very visual gags, by the way. No, because people can hear it. Let me see if mine can turn off. Okay, ready? Hey. Oh, my God. Turn it back on. Well, this is good. There's all very visual gags by the way No because people can hear it Let me see if mine can turn off Okay ready Hey

Oh my god Turn it back on This is good Who would have thought Hey give us a second And when we come back We will have the most professional Slickest

Hottest Radio show All the biggest stars And all the best hits For at least 3 minutes We do actually have a great show for you today. We will have two chances to guess ZM's secret sound at four o'clock and five o'clock. Plus, we're giving away another double pass to Dean Lewis with our game Seven Seconds.

Yes. You just got to name as many things as you can in seven seconds. God, the time pressure gets to people. Also on the show today, cakes and pies, cakes and pies. What time are we doing that? The whole show. No, you just wanted to say cakes and pies, cakes and pies. Can we just have a day where we give away cakes and pies. Cakes and pies. What time are we doing that? The whole show. No, you just wanted to say cakes and pies, cakes and pies. Can we just have a day where we give away cakes and pies?

Yes. Okay, good. Cool. Next on the show, we want to talk about schools and what they're banning. Yesterday, we talked about that $100 note being banned from the tuck shop at the very prestigious King's College. You know what they have at the tuck shop? Yeah.

Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies. There's a new thing that schools are beginning to ban, and I'm not 100% sure this is fair. The fun police. We'll talk about it next. Why can't I bring a sword to school? Fun is banned.

Yeah. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. Yesterday, we talked about the very, very prestigious Auckland school, King's College, who banned $100 notes from their tuck shop. Ew! Was that a horse? Heaven forbid!

Ah, fancy lady. You can't bring the $100 notes into the tuck shop. We played their school song as well, which you hear in the background here. You know, on school drop-off, they had to tell the parents to stop sending the horse and carriages to come pick up the children. Also, please stop sending Mazdas. Only Maseratis and Land Rovers, please. Or Lamborghinis. We'll accept Lamborghinis.

There's another thing being banned. Well, this is one case of it, but it could spread. This is from a very fancy school in the United Kingdom this time. From Ulverston Victoria High School in Cumbria. That's where I went to school back in the olden times. They have banned

students at their school from using fake tan. Why? A headmaster at the leading school Has banned fake tan In an attempt to curb the number of students Showing up looking orange

What do you think about it? Look, look First of all I don't think that Look, maybe you haven't got the hang of fake tanning Until you're a little bit older, so there could be some – he could be doing it for your own good. You could be – look, make your school photos and go,

oh, my God, I look radioactive. And maybe you'll be thankful they banned fake tan. But at the same time – Does it really matter? And should they have a say? Does it really matter? Should the headmaster have a say in fake tan fake tan i don't i just don't think so i've got a great comeback for you if you're a headmaster just thought of it make it a race thing

say why does it matter what color my skin is oh how are they gonna argue with that how how why just say oh i don't have fake tan on like everyone does when someone goes you have fake tan on no no this is my heritage what are they going to say you do, and they make you prove it? They can't prove it. No, my father is Ed Sheeran. I have a ginger bloodstream. Schools are getting ridiculous with these banning of things. There was that guy in a New Zealand school recently that got made to shave off his beard.

Oh, yeah, yeah, beards are illegal at school. And that was quite sad because he said that the beard was the first time he'd felt confident in himself and liked the way that he looked. He had quite a nice beard too. And guess what? Especially for a high school student and they said, no, shave it off. Fake tan would give some people confidence.

Because I know when I put on fake tan, as silly as it sounds, it gives me confidence. Yeah. So why take that away? You start behaving like Snooki. Yeah. It's great. No, fake tan's come a long way. It's not orange anymore.

Also, they do say fake tan makes you feel like slimmer. Is that true? Yes, it does. Oh, you look the best. You feel fitter when you've got a fake tan, right? Yeah, don't go to the gym. Just put two layers of fake tan on. Put three layers on.

Yeah. Not at this school, though, because it's being banned. So we want to ask this afternoon, on 0800Diles.com, maybe you're still at school. Maybe you finished school a long time ago, what did your school ban? Yeah, what was banned at your school? What did they say?

No more of that. It may be on your body. We weren't allowed facial hair to the point that the teachers who really wanted to enforce it, they kept a razor in their drawer but no shaving cream. Really? We weren't allowed facial hair at our school and I went to an all-girls school.

0800DALZM. No shaving cream. Really? We weren't allowed facial hair at our school. And I went to an all-girls school. Oh, $800 at him? You can text us on 9696 as well. We want to know this afternoon, what did they ban at your school? Free and Clint. We're asking, what did they ban from your school? After yesterday finding out that King's College have banned $100 notes. How absurd. Like, how are you meant to pay for your...

How dare they tell me how to pay for my sushi at the tuck shop. How are you meant to afford your lobster linguine for lunch at King's College? If you can't pay with a $100 note, what are you going to pay with? $250? Please. Can't buy my caviar with $250? And now word from overseas that some schools

are banning fake tan, which... I don't agree. I do think, like I said before... I think they get out of control. I think some fake tan gets out of control. But just give up, schools. Like, why do you really care? As long as you're wearing the uniform, as long as you're wearing the uniform

and you're showing up to do the work, does it matter? No, I don't think so. So we want to know on 0800DARLS.M, what did they ban from your school, Joel? Hey, how's it going? Good, man. Thank you.

Hey, yeah, the school banned fidget spinners. Oh, right. Why? Why? You know, the whole thing you're there to learn, not fidget, I guess. Oh, God. We had that. We had yo-yos banned because it came like a black market trade.

Like there was a real undercurrent of... That happened with us with Pokemon cards. Pokemon cards. Yeah. Or Tarzos. Did you guys have Tarzos? Well, you called them Tezos though. Oh.

That's so accent. Wouldn't you think that Kiwis would call them Tarzos and Australians would call them Tezos? Tezos? Yeah, weird. Hey, Katie. Hi. What did they ban at your school? They banned plastic earrings.

Plastic earrings? Why? So, they're the little things that you put in to keep your piercings open. And they didn't like the look of them. They didn't go with the school uniform. Yeah. Wouldn't let us wear anything. So, could you have earrings?

Could you have, like, metal earrings in there? Nope. Nothing. What? And you couldn't have the plastic thing that kept the earring hole open as well? Yeah. Oh, come on. I had a massive problem with that, yeah. It takes me back to high school.

When I was in the FF team, people had nose piercings. Had to cover them up with tape on their nose. Yes, that happened at my school too. I had embarrassing eyebrow piercing when I was at high school. Well, that should be covered up at all times. I had to wear a plaster of mine. That's a good look. Like I was Nelly. They were helping you. I was at high school. Well, that should be covered up at all times. No, I did have to wear a plaster of mine. That's a good look.

Good. Like I was Nelly. They were helping you. I look at that guy, I'm married at first. Yeah, we're all familiar without any hair ties that were any colour other than black. What? No white or no blue either. What bloody school did you go to?

Were you in a prison? I think so. It was St. Kitts. Oh, okay. Oh, Christ. Shout out St. Kitts. There's a few good texts. Do you want to hear them?

What they banned at your school. One person said, they banned us eating while standing up. They banned... What? So you couldn't eat standing up. Why not? Do you know apparently it's better for your digestion

to eat while you're standing up? Just a side note. If you like to walk around and eat your lunch, apparently it's better for you. Just a side note. If you like to walk around and eat your lunch, apparently it's better for you. Just a side note. Is it? Well, you couldn't do it at that school. They said no.

What about the one that says... I feel kind of bad for this one. Someone at one school made me cut my rat's tail off in primary school. No, that's not fair. That takes a long time. They would have worked hard on that rat's tail. I'm from Rotorua, and I know how long it takes to grow a good rat's tail.

My school banned hugging. Oh, yeah. That was at my school? Mm-hmm. Like, that's ridiculous. Come on. No, you might have gone to a particularly randy school. Sometimes you've got to do everything you can to keep the students apart.

What about this one? They banned top knots, the hairstyle at my school. Yeah, see, sometimes it's personal. Sometimes you get a teacher who just doesn't like the look of it. Hi, Jojo. Finally with you. What did the hairstyle at my school. Yeah, see, sometimes it's personal. Sometimes you get a teacher who just doesn't like the look of it. Hi, Jojo, finally with you. What did they ban at your school? Trudy. Oh, Trudy, sorry. Yeah, no, Trudy.

They banned Jojo bows at my daughter's school. Wait, what is that? Jojo bows. Yeah, you know Jojo Seawearing, those great big sort of cheerleading bows that were all the rage with the kids? Oh. Jojo the... Wait, we've got some audio.

Oh, this Jojo. So you're... I can see why they banned it. So you're not allowed to wear the bows that Jojo wears at your school. Is that right? That's right. Is it just me or is... No, I'm not going to say anything about Jojo. That's fine.

I still don't know who that is. She kind of creeps me out about it. Really? Trudy knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Trudy's like, yep. If. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Trudy's like, yep.

Have you ever in school? Fight the power? I don't know what the right message is. Brian Clint. Right now, Dean McCarthy's on the line. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. That is a bit of a lie this afternoon

because we have heard Dean McCarthy's flying around the world. He is in Australia at the moment. So there's a slight delay because he's down under. Oh, g'day, mate. G'day, mate. Yeah, look, there's a delay because Australia's just a little bit extra bogan than Hollywood is. But hello, everyone.

We're a little bit slow. That's okay. We're going to let you rip into this. You've got the latest on Jordan Woods and the fact that she may now, apart from getting dragged, might also be getting sued. Is that true? Absolutely. Here's what went down. So here's what I didn't know, but I found

out today. It makes sense. When you are a good friend or you work closely with any of the Kardashians, you actually sign an NDA, a non disclosure agreement. What that means is no matter what happens, you are not allowed to go to the press and talk about any personal details to deal with any of the key Kardashians. Here's what happened. As we know, Jordi Woods went and hooked up with Tristan

Thompson. Big mistake. Then went and did a red table talk with Jada Pinkett Smith. If you've never seen them, you should really look them up. It's really good stuff. It's all on Facebook. She went and did an interview with Jada Pickett-Smith and divulged all. What that means is she has breached her NDA and there is a very good chance, apart from being kicked out of the family and probably the will, she will get sued

for talking about her hook-up with Tristan Thompson. Why would you take on the Kardashian family? This might be a controversial theory. I'm actually starting to feel a bit sorry for her because she, no, no, no, hear me out.

She made a big mistake. Clearly she made a big mistake, but people do. People make mistakes. And let's be fair. Let's be really fair here. She wasn't the one in a relationship

with Khloe Kardashian, okay? She was single. Tristan Thompson's the one that's made the mistake here. Yeah, but she had a relationship with the whole family. I know that. I know that.

But it's him. He's the one she's getting focused on, but it's him who should be getting all this attention, not her. And then for her to be under an NDA and not even be able to talk about her own experiences, I get it. If you find out something secret about the Kardashians, you can't go and sell that to a magazine. But she didn't. She's

talking about herself and what she did. So I know it's controversial to defend the other party in a cheating situation, but I just think maybe, just maybe, she deserves a tiny little bit of a break. Nah, she's dead to me. What do you think, Dean?

Do you agree? Ruthless brief. Look, takes two to tango, definitely. Definitely. I think they're both definitely in the wrong. But just like you said, I really hadn't thought of it like that. She's actually talking about her own life and her own experiences.

So she probably should be allowed to talk about her own life and her own experiences, really. But she's signed the paperwork, though. She would have known. That's the thing. She would have known what was coming. She would have known. Also, the reason why we're focusing on her is because we already knew

he was a piece of crap. Yeah, okay. We didn't realise she was a snake. Okay, all right. Okay. Yeah, okay. We didn't realise she was a snake. Okay, alright. Okay. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it and I told you it was a controversial theory but maybe, just maybe. Anyway, I do like the idea that Bree says don't take on the Kardashians.

Like you do something wrong and then open your door and there's Kris standing there with a gun. She's just like, you've been talking about us? They're like the godfather. I would not touch any of them. That's Hollywood Dean live from the Outback today. Good to talk to you, Dean. Thank you very much. Bye, guys.

Bree and Clint. I promised you a sad story before about pies. And it is a sad story. So if pies are important to you, take a seat, grab a pillow, hold the hand of someone important to you. Because here it is. Yesterday

in the South Auckland area, Manukau specifically, a truck carrying 4,000 Big Ben pies took a corner at the wrong angle

and all 4,000 of the pies spilled from the truck directly onto the road. Are they okay? None of the pies were salvageable and all the pies have sadly had to be destroyed. I have an official statement here from the Big Ben Pie Company themselves in relation to the accident,

and this is official too. It is a sad day for us at Big Ben Pies. We've lost 4,000 of our most delicious pies as they occupied Manukau Station Road this morning. I mean, that is great marketing. That's a great strategy there. Should we do guts out for Big Ben Pies? As a tribute? As a tribute.

Just hang our pukus out. Yeah, good idea. Rest assured, we'll look after all the sausage rolls. I don't know why they're relevant. Sausage rolls are good though. R.I. Pie. Oh, it's good. We know a pile of pies is irresistible,

but if you have picked up a pie from the crash site this morning, please do not consume for food and safety reasons. Our warm apologies. And sorry for the mints up. I got a question. Yeah. Hypothetically. Yeah, I need a pie off the road.

Is that the question? No, but if hypothetically you were there and you did pick up some of those pies. Yeah. And you've already eaten them. Yeah, it'll be fine. It should be fine, eh? Oh, hypothetically. Why are you winking at me so much?

No. Hypothetically. You'd be sweet. As long as you got it fresh. As long as it hadn't been run over by a couple of cars. Ten minute rule. Ten minute rule. Yeah, and they'll be in plastic wrappers

I definitely would eat a pie off the road plus the sun if the sun had got to them the sun is just nature's pie warmer right right

so I'd hate to see them go to waste as well but look if you are affected by the great pie spill of 2019 Kia Kaha New Zealand and we will

rebuild stand strong we'll get through this together Free and Clint ooh get ready We will rebuild. Stand strong. We'll get through this together. Get ready to get fired up. A retired businessman by the name of Stanley Giles has said it is time to rename the South Island. But what's it been named now?

Just the South Island? South Island. Right. Not a great name. I'll give him that. And what? The North Island is just the... North Island. South Island. Right. Not a great name. I'll give him that. And what? The North Island is just the- North Island.

North Island. Yeah, yeah. He, Stanley Giles, retired businessman, has referred to, has said the- He's got a lot on, obviously. Yeah. He said the name South Island is an old hackneyed term. I'll tell you what's old, the word hackneyed, but that's okay. What does that even mean?

I think it means like, kind of like, yokel or I don't really know. I don't really know. It's an old word. Um, so that's fine. Cool. Come to us with your ideas. That's totally fine. Why does he want to do that? Um, because he said that it's an old and hackneyed term. He said it's not, it's not, uh, it doesn't make the South Island stand out enough. He said the South Island should have its own identity. It should be different from the rest of the country. You told me that they wanted to be called the mainland. Well, forever the South Island has been known as the mainland,

but now a lot of North Islanders are referring to the North Island as the mainland. Oh, so now it's a fight to the death. I don't mean to piss any South Islanders off, but if we're being honest, most of the stuff happens in the North Island, so doesn't that make it the mainland? Oh, well, relax here, mate. Relax. Have you ever lived in any South Islanders off, but if we're being honest, most of the stuff happens in the North Island, so doesn't that make it the main land? Oh, well, relax here, mate. Relax. Have you ever lived in the South Island?

I have. I used to live in Christchurch. For how long? I lived there for about two years. Right. That's shit, yep. Did you live anywhere else? No, I've lived in Auckland, Christchurch and Rotorua. Those are the only places I've lived. So you've lived more places in the North Island,

not as many in the South Island. Which would make it my mainland. That's not the point. Do you want to know what he wants to call the South Island? What does he want to call it? This is a big pitch. Oh, no. It better be good. This is a big idea.

He reckons we should rename it New Zealand South. Yeah, standing up a... How is he retired? How old is he? I don't know. Don't pick on him personally. Pick on the name. New Zealand South.

That's just as bad. Let's not even think about the fact that the South Island actually already has a different name. It has a Maori name. Te Wai Pounamu is the Maori name for it. That's awesome. Let's name it that. The Waters of Greenstone, which is quite a beautiful name, right? But

that's fine. That's cool. Maybe you're not into that. Maybe you don't want that one. And maybe you do want a rebranding exercise. Maybe this is all about rebranding. Yep. So what about New Zealand 2.0? Yeah, don't hate it. That's an option, yeah. What about Southie McSouthface? Southie McSouthface, good option. What about Richie McCoreland? Yeah. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. What about New Australia?

Yeah, yeah, good, yeah. Why would it be called that? I don't know. Just reach out. What about New Zealand's Tasmania? Yeah, yeah. What about Hamilton of the South? Oh, yeah.

Producer Ben, who's from Christchurch, is hating this, by the way. Any of these tickle your fancy, Ben? No, I didn't. No. The first one that he suggested wasn't the worst thing. New Zealand South. It's not very creative. No, it's not creative.

Well, you'd have to good the North Island, New Zealand North then as well. And what's the point, really? What's the point? What if we named the South Island the downstairs area? New Zealand down under. New Zealand down under. All great options. All slightly more creative than New Zealand South.

Look, I don't think he's going to get it over the line, but he's stuck his neck out and he's giving it a go, right? And that's the main thing. This is the debate I want to open this afternoon and I need passionate people to call us on 0800DIALZM. Once and for all, what's the best island? Is it the North Island or is it the South Island? What's the best island and why?

Are you willing to defend your island live on nationwide radio? Does your island need you to call up and stand up for it? What's so good about your island that makes it superior than the other island? 0800 dial ZM. You can text us your opinions as well, once and for all. What's the best island?

And then we're going to put you all in a game called the Hunger Games where you'll fight it out to the death. And we'll host that on Stewart Island. We have opened an absolute can of worms. We've asked, once and for all, what's the best island? North or South? It's a proposal to rename the South Island.

And you'd only do that if you were making a play for Best Island, right? That's the tactics behind it. The guy who's doing it wants the island to stand out more. Yeah, he wants the South Island to have its own identity. Yeah. Which I argue it already does. Wonderful place. Why can't we all just be united?

Well, because there's a big rift between us and it's called Cook Strait. And one island must be superior. Me, as an Aussie, I must say there's definitely pros and cons for both islands. What one do you prefer then? You're impartial. What island do you prefer? I want to hear the people and then I think I'll be able to make a decision. Okay, that's fine.

Welcome to the show, Shannon. Cheyenne. Cheyenne. Cheyenne. That's cool. Don't worry, you're not the only one that's done that. Cheyenne. Cheyenne. Cheyenne. That's cool. Cheyenne. Don't worry, you're not the only one that's done that. Yeah.

The North Island, I would prefer. You prefer, yeah. And why? The lovely neckie. The fact that you can see the South Island from certain places in the North. Yeah, and that's enough for you. And the lovely hot weather here. I've been down to Nelson and Picton,

and I've been down south, and it's a bit cold. Oh, careful. Those are fighting words. No, that's a good one. But that's your opinion, and you're welcome to it. Cheyenne, that's how we say it.

Dave, good afternoon. Welcome to the show. Didn't struggle with that one. How you going? Is it Darvay? Is it Darvay or just Dave? Just Darvay. Dar Dave? Just Darvay. Darvay.

Darvay. Pick an island, mate. Pledge your allegiance. South Island, baby. South Island. And why, Dave? We've got a champion rugby team. The biggest selling band lives in the South Island.

South Island does have Crusaders and North Island has the Blues. 60 are from the South Island. Yeah, they don't live has the Blues. 60 are from South Island. Yeah, they don't live there, though. They've relocated to Auckland. Yeah, but where are they from? Yeah, they've come to make Auckland great. See, they're bringing the South into the North Island.

That's good, Dave. Make Auckland great again. Oh, I'm so torn. Let's go another one. Hello, Anna. Hi there. Pick an island. Which is the best island in New Zealand,

the North Island or the South Island? Easy, it's the South Island. Why? You've got skiing. If you've ever stood in front of Lake Wakatipu and you've looked at those mountains, I mean, that's enough for me. It's gorgeous.

The South Island has Queenstown. I see you're Lake Wakatipu and I raise you like Taupo with a view of Mount Ruapihu in the background. I think Takatapu is good too. Yeah? Very beautiful. Oh, it's hard. Okay, let's keep going.

Let's keep the votes coming in. What Anna was saying is South Island's got better snow. Yeah. Or maybe more beautiful lakes. All that too. Hi, Carl. Hey, how's it going? What do you reckon, Carl?

What's better, North or South Island? Well, if I'm going just by the names, when you're lost at night, you kind of look up at the sky for the North Star, not the South Star. You don't know if the South Star exists. In that sense, the North Island is definitely better. I can tell that Carl was on the debate team at school.

Carl, where do you live? What part of the North Island do you live in? I represent North Island as a whole. I don't categorise myself. He's the North Island ambassador. Let's be honest, you live in Auckland, don't you, Carl? I do, I do live in Auckland. Okay, that's fine.

That's all the votes in. Are you ready to pick an island yet? Oh, are you picking? Well, I'm from the North Island, so I'm biased. So you have to pick the North Island is what you're saying? You're an outsider. Yeah, don't think your roots, my friend. I have to choose that island.

You, as an Australian, you can be impartial. Which island are you choosing? I've got to go with... This afternoon. The South Island. How dare you? Yeah! Crusaders!

Crusaders! Cross Church! I don't think this debate's over. That didn't work, did it? No, and I don't think we've found a definitive answer. And do Australians count? Mate, mate. Like, as a South Island, do you really want an Australian saying you're a good island? I don't know we've found a definitive answer. And do Australians count?

Like, as a South Islander, do you really want an Australian saying you're a good Islander? Let me just say, the South Island has Gloria Bell. North Island it is then. I really like this competition. It's your chance to win a double pass to see Dean. Can we call you Dean? Dean, can we call you Dean? Nah, he's an Aussie, so call him Dino.

Dino or Louis. Dino. Dean Lewis. Live at the Auckland Town Hall on the 3rd of May. That's a Friday. Tickets are available now through livenation.com and you can win a double pass if you can name the most things in just seven seconds.

You'll go head to head with someone else. Bree and I will give you an example just to kick it off, okay? Okay. I'll do you first. Okay. From you, in seven seconds,

I want as many Here we go. Fizzy drink flavours as you can. Time starts now. Creaming soda, passion fruit, orange,

Pepsi, Coke. Give you three. You gave me two brands, not flavours. I would have taken cola, but not Pepsi or Coke. You got one for me? Yeah, I got one for you. Yeah.

Your category, Clint, this afternoon is A-League soccer teams. Phoenix, Gold Coast Mariners, Melbourne United, the Mariners. I don't care about where they're from. You got one. I got three. You got one. Melbourne United. That's not a team.

The Gold Coast Mariners is not a team. But I said Mariners. It's the Central Coast Mariners. You know what I always say? Football, schmuttball. Welcome to the show, Chelsea. Hi. Your chance is about to arrive. We need as many things in a certain category as possible, okay?

Okay. Had your Omega 3s? Had your brain oils? Had a bit of salmon for lunch? I'm willing to give it my best shot. Bree's going to give you a topic. Alright, Chelsea. Your topic for this afternoon is human organs. Time starts now. Lungs, heart, liver, Chelsea, your topic for this afternoon is human organs. Time starts now.

Lungs, heart, liver, kidneys, small intestine, large intestine, skin, no, tongue of a buckle. Whoa! You killed that. I got seven. Did you count seven? I got seven. And well done by saying skin.

Not many people would say skin, but your skin is an organ. Are you a nurse? It's the largest organ. No, I'm not. Are you in medicine at all? I've dabbled in it. Okay. I don't want to know.

I don't think medicine's something you dabble in, but that's fine. She goes, I had a home workshop for a while. Natalie, that's tough to beat, right? Seven in seven seconds. No pressure. You can do it, Natalie. You just need to go at more than one a second, okay No pressure. You can do it, Natalie. You just need to go at more than one a second, okay?

I'll give you a trick too. All you need to do, just keep spitting them out because all we'll do is count the correct ones. Just spit out whatever comes to mind and we'll filter out the bull crap, okay? All right.

Seven seconds from you. I need dog breeds. Dog breeds. Time starts now. Snails, a pit bull, Labrador, sausage dog. You got four. We'll take sausage dog as well. It is funny to say, but you only got four.

Sorry about that. Lucky Nat. How would you have gone with dog breeds? Chelsea, would you have smashed that as well? Yeah, I would have. I've trained as a vet nurse before. Here you go. Dog breeds, go.

Pigeon, Shih Tzu, Labrador, Golden Retriever, Dalmatian, Beagle. She is good. She's good. Congrats. We've got two tickets to Dean Lewis for you, okay? Oh, my God. Thank you so much. No worries.

We'll play again tomorrow. All the concert details are at ZM Online and you can win your free tickets with us tomorrow afternoon on the show as well. So for the last 15 years or so, Clint, I have been using the same brand, the same scent of deodorant. Me too.

Really? I don't want to change. It's that thing that you get stuck on. That's your deodorant. What's yours? Mine is from Rexona. And it's the Sexy Bouquet. Oh, Sexy Bouquet.

The Sexy Bouquet scent. That's my deodorant. You're an aerosol girl. I'm an aerosol girl through and through. You think it gives you enough protection? I'm not super sweaty. So I don't need that super hardcore roll on stuff. Are you? You need the roll on? I need that house paint rolled under my arms.

That's the ugh. Anyway, so I recently ran out of deodorant and I went to purchase a new one. I sprayed this deodorant on myself for the first time yesterday. Yeah. Straight away, my nostrils pricked up. Okay. I went, that's unusual. Doesn't smell like my usual deodorant that I've been using for 15 years.

I would know what it smelled like. And you definitely got sexy bouquet? I definitely got sexy bouquet. It's the only pink one that looks like this. I need to get to the bottom of this. I think the guys at Rexona have changed the scent on me without informing me. So what, are you going to call them and... Yeah, I'm going to call them and ask.

Thank you for calling. You've recorded a line. This is Janelle. How can I help you today? Hi, my name's Bree. Janelle, I was calling this afternoon about I use a particular Rexona scent, which recently I ran out and I bought another one. My nose tells me that the scent is different. I've been using it for 15 years, Janelle, and I think it's different. I just need to know from you guys if the scent has been changed on my favorite deodorant. Oh, sure. I can definitely look into that. And if it's possible, can I ask for the barcode of that product that you currently got?

Yes, you can. It's 9300. I've 9-2. Thank you. So it is our Rigzona Anti-Perspirant, the Sexy Bouquet. That's the one, Janelle. Okay. I just want to know if I'm right. I'm pretty sure I'm right though, Janelle. Do you think I'm right? Yeah. Yeah. Knowing that you've been using this product, specific variant. You wouldn't doubt me. Yeah, I know. I understand. So, kind of on the line, Brie, let me go and look at and take a look at this product. Great. Thank you. You're welcome. A few moments here. Do you reckon people will come back and say they've changed it? They've definitely changed it. Hello, Brie.

Janelle. Yes, hi. I think I have a patient waiting. I do apologize for the hold. So, we're currently checking our research team if there are some new farm relations with this product. As a courtesy, because of your recent experience with this product, let me offer you a reimbursement. Okay. And I'll provide you a total of four new products of Rigzona. Amazing. Thank you. Because as we know, you'll be a loyal consumer of this product, and we greatly appreciate and we really do apologize

about your recent experience with this product, and we will make sure that this will be rectified as soon as possible. Amazing. So you're going to look into it for me? Yes. Oh, legend. I will call you within the day. Fantastic.

Happy hunting, Janelle. Can't wait to talk to you soon. Oh, yeah, sure. I will call you within the day. Fantastic. Happy hunting, Janelle. Can't wait to talk to you soon. Oh, yeah, sure. Wait for my phone call. Thank you again for your time. Have a great day. You too. Bye, Janelle.

Bye. How great is Janelle? I think I love Janelle. First off, customer service, tick. Yeah, the big Rexona tick. So wait, I'm going to get a call back with the verdict. Yeah, who cares? You just got four free deodorants.

Mate. That's what it's all about, right? That's why you complain to get free stuff. I want to know, for all my Rexona sexy bouquet wearers out there, I need to take a stand for us. I need to know whether it's changed. Are there many of you? Like, are you a... There must be a fit in...

Mate, I'm telling you now, sexy bouquet is a very popular scent from the Rexona line. And there would be many people out there listening who use it going, I need to know, has it changed? Watch this space. Watch this space. I need to get to the bottom of it. I'm going to close this case

and I'm going to bring you the results on this show. All right, Kia kaha mate. Bree and Clint. Hello, you've reached Bree and Clint's Sikki Hotline. This is Sikki Hotline where we have to call places that we don't work and get the day off. Last week

I gave you the challenge of calling Briscoe's Delightful place. Yeah, one of the greatest places to say you needed a day off because there was a sale at their arch nemesis farmers Also a great place You kind of used their own people against them a little bit Hello, sorry, who was that? Malika

Hey Malika, I need to talk to someone about my roster I need to get out of a shift So do you want to go through to Daryl? Yeah, put me through to Daz Hi Daryl speaking. How can I help? Hey, Daz, it's Malika. Hi. But that's fine. You got the win.

I think I nailed it. Who am I calling this week? I think I want you to call EB Games. EB Games. Okay. Why am I calling them? What's my reason for taking a day off? Your reason that you need a day off is because you got caught with a girl in your room and your mum said no video games for the next three days. So you need a day off from your job at EB Games.

Trudon says he's going to be speaking with Kayla. How can I help you? Hey, Kayla. Hey, I need to get a day off. I need to – I can't show up for my shift, so I need to talk to someone in rosters about not coming in. Okay. Sorry, who is this? Are you able to put me

through to rosters? Uh, sorry, who is this? You know who it is. Please don't do this. I've had a really shit day. Oh, that's a, but, oh, okay, this is just a fun guessing game. One guess. No, please don't do this to me. One, one guess. Just one guess. And if you get it wrong, I'll tell you straight away

Promise I'm honestly rattling my brain Your voice sounds so familiar I've had the worst day What if I What if I What if I talk like this? What if I talk like this?

No, you just sound like the EB Games guy Oh, that's me That's me What? I'm the EB Games guy Stop it I am the I'm surprised it's me Stop it Yeah, I am the, surprise, it's me.

Stop it. Yeah, I know, crazy, eh? Like, actually? Yeah, yeah, I know, surprise. Holy shit, okay. Do you feel better now? A little. Do you mind, who's in charge today?

I am. Oh, you're in charge? I am, this is my shop. Oh, okay. Well, I actually had a weird surprise. I was going to come in and visit you guys tomorrow and do like a surprise appearance. I had let head office know, but unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to come anymore. So I'm just calling to let you guys know that.

Oh, okay. I didn't have anything on my rosters. No, I know. It was a surprise. It was going to be like a surprise pop-up. Really embarrassing, the reason why. Do you still live at home? I live with my partner and his mum,

but we've got like a renting place at the moment. Similar situation. I live with my mum. Yeah. And she caught me with a girl in my room. Oosh. And I know. And I'm like a fully grown adult.

It's so rude, but still, it's her. She says, her house, her rules. And she said, no video games for three days. Yeah, I know. Ouch, dude. Which hurts me the most as the EB Games guy, right? That's really tough. Pretty much.

Yeah. So basically that means I can't even go into an EB Games store because... Gary? Hang on, sorry, that's mum. Hang on a second. Yeah. Are you telling them you can't come? Are you telling them you can't come? Are you telling them you can't come?

Yeah, I'm telling them. Because no video games. That includes all your work at EB Games. I'm telling them. That includes PlayStation. I'm telling them, mum. You **** it out. All right.

Well, you better tell them. Sorry about that. No worries. Sorry. So I guess it doesn't really affect you because you never expected me anyway, but just letting you know, I won't be there tomorrow. No worries. Okay. Good to talk to you. I won't be there tomorrow. No worries.

Okay. Good to talk to you. I hope your day gets better. No worries. Thank you, lovely. Enjoy your day. You too. Bye-bye.

Also, you're grounded. For the record, I would never speak to my mother that way, ever. Some of the best conversations happen while the microphones aren't on. I was just talking to Brie. No, it didn't happen. I was talking to Brie about how possibly Scott Morrison could be the longest serving Australian Prime Minister of all time just by virtue of the fact that he's still Prime Minister. Anyway, we got talking about all the Prime Ministers

you've had this century and Brie goes, when did this century start? No, no, wait, wait. She goes, when did this century start? Well, it's a legitimate question. 2010? So it's 2000. No, no, keep guessing.

No, you tell me. When did this century start? 2000. Is it? Yeah, that's, yeah. You were there when it happened. You know? Remember the Y2K bug? Remember Robbie Williams' Millennium? That's right.

Anyway. Me smart. Hey, we want to talk about when your landlord has fired up at you this afternoon. For the last couple of days, we've been talking nude dining, and we didn't realise that this nude dining experience was happening in the home of the people who were organising it. Great people and

a really cool idea. They were very generous to us. They gave us a free seat at the table. It's all about getting yourself outside your comfort zone and experiencing something that you wouldn't normally experience. They gave Jeremy and Charlotte a seat at what we didn't realise was a very low table. So you're sitting on the ground, almost cross-legged, which is a different experience in itself

when you're naked. Especially for a woman. Not good. No, not good. Dinner and a show. Not good. They went and did a story on Seven Sharp. So Seven Sharp covered it up as well.

They went and did a story on Seven Sharp. So Seven Sharp covered it up as well. They went and interviewed them. Unfortunately, the person who owns their flat house. The landlord. Yeah, the landlord saw it and goes, not in my bloody house. And they've shut down Naked Dining. Oh, party poopers. Yeah. So it might still be happening in the

future, but it won't be happening at their house. Is that fair enough, do you think? Do you think it's fair that the landlord shuts down a group of naked strangers dining inside the house that you are paying good money to rent? Good money. So is it because they were making money from it? Maybe, but how's that different to if I run a trade me store out of my house?

Well, yeah, same thing. I don't, you know what? Like, if it's because people are naked, I mean, that's not fair. Well, here's the thing, landlords. People, no matter who they are, will be naked in your house at some stage. Some people will sit on your carpet naked. I'll tell you what. Some of them will even do other things on the carpet.

Some of them will wee in your toilet. I'll have you know. Just so you're aware. Just before you rent out the house, I need you to have all the facts. Yep. So, fair or not, that's what's happened to those guys. Land'll have you know. Just so you're aware. Just before you rent out the house, I need you to have all the facts. Yep. So, fair or not, that's what's happened to those guys.

Landlord has kicked off in quite a funny way after he's seen it on TV and he's gone, hey, it's my bloody house. I own that flat. Jeremy Wells is naked in my bloody house. I mean, that's nice.

I'm very turned on, but that is not what I signed these people up for. Has this happened to you? What has your landlord kicked off? I mean, you know, back in the day when you used to be one of us,

when you used to actually rent until you bought a house in Auckland, you know, because you're rich now. You mean now that I'm part of the 1%? Yeah, now that you're part of the rich people. Back when I was a commoner, we got in trouble because our landlord found out we had two extra flatmates that she wasn't aware of. How did you have two extra flatmates?

Because one of them was a couple. So we just didn't tell them that the girlfriend had moved in. Yes. And the other room was meant to be a sewing room. But who sews? So I told my brother. A sewing room? I told my brother he could live in there.

Oh. Yeah. Man, I bought the rent down. Made the rent real cheap. Hell yeah. But then when she came around for a flat inspection, she's like, one, two, three, four, five, six. There's seven of you here.

I only told you five could live here. And we, yeah, I mean, we should have just told the others to go out for lunch when the landlord came around why didn't you oh god we had a mirror silly yeah we turned in in a flat that i lived in when i lived back in brisbane we turned our flat garage into another room yeah so we just turned it into a full-on room i mean the person who there, one of my other mates who lived in the garage, she also had the laundry in her room. Yeah. Which wasn't ideal. No, not ideal. But you give her a discount on the rent. But she had a big discount and had bought down

the rent. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Landlord kicked off. Yeah, not happy. Oh, $800. They opened the garage and all this stuff. She had a painting on the garage door. She's asleep. She's like, what are you doing in here? What's happening?

Oh, my God. Get out of my bedroom. Why are you pulling your car into my bedroom? Oh, $800 at M this afternoon. We've got some mobile fuel to give away if yours is the best story. What did your landlord fire up about? What did they get pissed off about? What were you doing, right or wrong,

that your landlord came down on you like a ton of bricks about? We're not going to take laboratory stories either. If you started a lab in your house or not. No, we don't want those. None of those. We want to know this afternoon on 100 Dials at Inn. What did your landlord fire up about? What did you do to fire up your landlord?

Did you get kicked out for it? Maybe you didn't, but maybe you got your notice. Maybe you got that letter that you get. Remember I told you about that time one of my flatmates, I moved into a flat and she had two dogs there. Yeah. And I just thought we were allowed dogs. Yeah.

And then one time the landlord came over. Turns out we weren't allowed dogs. Look, if you're not allowed dogs and you've got – I'm very rarely on the landlord's side, but – The dog – oh, I totally – no, I was totally on the landlord's side too. I'd be gutted if I owned a house and then I came around and someone's got dogs in there and they're like chewing on the floor and stuff. Yeah, I totally, no, I was totally on the landlord's side too. I'd be gutted if I owned a house and then I came around and someone's got dogs in there and they're like chewing on the floor and stuff. Yeah, I agree.

I didn't even know. The dog used to poo in our shower. Hey, Alex, welcome to the show. Hiya. What did you do to fire up your landlord, Alex? Yeah, so I lived in a flat a couple of years ago. My head tenant was a bit useless, didn't tell me about an inspection. Landlord basically came around, opened up my closet,

found my tomato set up in the closet. She was less than impressed and gave me notice basically the next day. Hey, Alex, what kind of tomatoes were you growing? Truss? Cherry? Cherry? Good ones. Red ones.

Red ones. Right. Alex. I. Cherry. Good ones. Yeah. Red ones. Red ones. Right. Alex. I can see, I can, again. Innovative. Again, like I said, I very rarely side with the landlord, but I can see, unless you're offering them a sample of the tomato, I guess. Tomatoes are expensive. A lot of water required in that hydroponic setup.

Hi, Kerri-Ann. Hello. When did your landlord fire up, Kerri-Ann? When they found out that I have a boyfriend. What? Yeah, so recently separated from a controlling ex-husband. Yeah. And about five months later, start seeing a guy.

He comes and stays with me maybe once or twice every two weeks. And it turns out my landlords were actually my next-door neighbours and spying on me and came around and pretty much told me either go or stop seeing them. Why did they care, though? Yeah. Because they said because they live next door and they don't feel safe not knowing who's staying in the house next door.

Oh, that's a cop-out. Hang on, were you guys noisy? No. Did you have a Radley Beard head that was knocking against the wall or something? Hey, if that were the case, I wouldn't blame them. But no, not for that reason. I think that's rough. That's a cop-out.

Because are you allowed, I mean, if you had like nine people coming to sleep over at the house, that'd be a different story. But surely you're allowed to have one guest. Yeah, well, it was hard because I have a daughter as well, so she was 50-50 Kia. So we're all right with that. But then as soon as they saw that my boyfriend's car would be outside my house, I'd get a text message or an email. Oh, they're not your parents, Kerri-Ann.

God, a daughter and a boyfriend, Kerri-Ann. Anyone else who want to move into this house? They need to neck up. Grandma? Grandma want to come and stay? I should have asked Grandma to come and stay. Oh, heaven forbid your mum comes over, Kerri-Ann. Oh, no. I would have been in big trouble. Oh, look out. Don't get mum and the noisy boyfriend over, Kerry. Oh, no. I would have been in big trouble.

Oh, look out. Don't get mum and the noisy boyfriend over on the same night, though. Speaking on the same note, a text came in. They said, when we were living in our old rental, we got in trouble for leaving clothes pegs on the clothesline. Okay. They made us go back and remove them. Where are you meant to keep them?

So they left their rental. Yeah. And then upon inspection, like they said no. You can't take that out of the bond. You can't because you've gifted them pigs. If anything, they owe you some money. That's the most ridiculous thing ever. Hi, Zoe.

Hi. What did your landlord fire up about? Probably similar along the lines of the dog situation, but we got about five or six chickens. Were they living in the house or outside the house? No, they had probably like a two metre square area down the back of our house, which was in the central Otago University area.

Right. I know the exact area that you're talking about, like Cumberland Street sort of area. No, not quite. It was more towards like Clyde Street. My sister lives in that exact area and I know the tiny little two metre backyards that you're talking about.

Look, plenty of room for a chicken. Why did you have chickens? Yeah, why did you need five chickens? It was just kind of a spur of the moment, like we should get chickens. And then like they kept producing eggs and it was like, well, this is great. We've got free eggs all the time. But then, yeah, they were getting inside.

They were leaving a mess everywhere, and then they started breaking into our neighbours' houses. Oh, yeah, you had violent chickens. The chickens were breaking in. Did you get kicked out? No, we got lots and lots of written warnings and then had them confiscated by the SPCA. They confiscated your chickens? Yeah, it was a sad day.

Oh well, at least we've got all those great memories. There's another good text that's come through. What did you do to fire your landlord up? Someone said our flat backed right into our friend's flat so we decided to chop down the fence separating our flats to create a little gap so we didn't have to walk all the way around.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The landlords didn't think this was a very good idea. Last one. Sean, what did your landlord fire up about? Well, at the time, me and, obviously, me and my partner lived upstairs there on the bottom of the house. Yeah. She was trick-or-treating fory-panky in the house,

you know, upstairs pretty much. Yeah. So we thought, you know, challenge accepted, and pretty much because obviously our room is a roof. Yeah. It's on the roof. She found out, and next day we were told to leave. Wait, what?

What happened? They weren't allowed to do it inside, so they decided to do it on the roof. Challenge accepted, so we got on the roof. It's not in the house. do it on the roof. You're beating the systems, Sean, and I like that. They shouldn't have kicked you out. They should have rewarded you. That's genius.

Free and Clint. Free and Clint's birthday banger. Alright, we take your birthdays, we put it into machine and it figures out what was top on the charts on your 16th birthdays. First person to play is you, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hiya. What's your birthday, Renee?

Good. 28th of September, 1987. Okay, Renee, you were 16 in 2003 on the 28th of September, and this is your birthday banger. Yeah. 2003 on the 28th of September and this is your birthday banger. Yeah! Let your heart! Chingy. Chingaling. I met him once.

Did you? Yeah, he came into the studio when I was working at a different radio station and the lady that I was working with at the time actually I don't think she'll mind if I say who it was. It was Joe Cotton from True Bliss. He saw her through the window and he goes to his security guard. He goes, get that lady over

here. And she comes up to the window and Chingy goes your boobies, put them on the glass. And that's my Chingy story which now that I've said it sounds a bit inappropriate. But that's exactly what happened. He sounds like such a stand-up guy. Yeah.

Man, some stories you wish you could take back. Hi, Cara. It's live radio. Hi, Cara. What's your birthday, Cara? Mine would be a retro one. So I was the 5th of January, 1973. Oh, these are the good ones, Cara.

You were 16 in 1989 on the 5th of Jan. And back in the 80s, this was top of the chart. What a tune. Do you know who sings this, Cara? Yeah, vague recollection. It was also in a movie. It was in a movie. This is the Beach Boys and Kokomo.

Hang on, see if we can hit the bit. There you go. What a tune. What a tune. Last one. Let's go to Briley. Hey, Briley. Hi, Briley.

Briley. Briley. Earth to Briley. Hey, Briley. Briley. Briley. Earth to Briley. Briley. Briley. Hello. Hi, Briley.

Hello. There she is. What's your birthday, mate? Are we having a nap, Briley? 13th of the 9th, 85. Good chat. You were 16 in 2001 on the 13th of September. Producers, do we have it?

Do we have it? I think it's on you. Oh, it's not that old. No, it's not that old. It's not that old, but you're going to be surprised at what it is. This is your birthday banger. This is number one on your birthday. Follow the builder. Can we fix it?

Follow the builder. Yes, we can. Scoop, look and dizzy. No, I'm out. What a time. You're out. You're out. You quit. This is a good birthday banger. No, it's not. Nah, okay.

I guess we won't be playing it. Are we playing Chingy? Yeah. Yeah, I think we're playing Chingy. Riley's in for Chingy. It's a good song. It's a good song, right? Forget the story that I told and can we play Chingy? And let's for Chingy. It's a good song. It's a good song, right? Forget the story that I told and can we play Chingy? And let's never tell that story again. Renee, we're going to play your birthday banger right now.

Woo-hoo. Thank you. Put them on the glass. I like the way you do that right there. Right there. With the hip, you walk and let down your hair. Down your hair. Bree and Clint. Me personally, Clint, I love to annoy my friends.

We know. It's just a fun time. Yeah, we know. You know? And I feel like I want to get you on board with this when you're friends with this person as well. Yeah. She works on our sister station.

You might know her, you might not. Her name is Brodie Kane. Oh, she's on the hits in Christchurch, in Canterbury, on The Breakfast Show. Exactly. I saw on her Instagram story yesterday,

she put up this Instagram story where she was talking about a particular song on radio that she hates. Take a listen. Okay, I know that I shouldn't bag songs that are on our radio,

but this song is I think one of the worst songs i've ever heard in my life what went wrong in the music industry that this is a song that we play on the radio correct me if i'm wrong i think she's talking about ava max sweet but psycho and i gotta be honest i don't mind this song i don't mind it, I don't mind this song. I don't mind it either. I don't mind this song at all. I get it's an earworm, but I don't mind it.

I get that too. I get the annoying appeal. But I thought this afternoon, you and I as a team, I'll call her first and let's just play her some Ava Max Sweet But Psycho down the phone line. She obviously loves it. Maybe she'll learn to love it. Maybe she hasn't heard it enough. Exactly.

Maybe she just needs to hear it a few more times. Okay, here we go. Hello, Brodie speaking. Brodie Kane. Yes. Hello, mate. It's Brie Thomasel. How are you?

G'day, girl. Mate, hey. Mate, no caller ID. Oh, am I on no caller ID? Yeah. I, hey. Really. I hate no caller ID. Oh, am I on no caller ID? Yeah. I'm surprised I even answered that. Oh, you know what that could have been? It could have been this.

Could have been that. Why would you do that to me? I thought you were a nice person. Hold on, one more thing, one more thing. You see, what you can't see is tears welling up in my eyes. All right, mate, see you later. Do you think she's had enough? No, she hasn't. I think she needs to hear enough? I think she needs to hear it.

I think she needs to hear it a little bit more. She's not quite there yet. She needs to hear from her old mate Clint. That's what's going to help. Maybe you can get the song over the line. I think you're a bit abrasive. Too much, I think. Let's see how you go. I'm psycho! Bugger off! Brodie, it's Clint. It's not Brie. I'm sorry. It off Brodie it's Clint

It's not Brie I'm sorry it's Clint No you go away I'm really sorry about that I'm sorry about what Brie did okay That wasn't fair she should never have done that to you Oh she's sweet but a psycho A little bit psycho And now she's screaming

My my my my my Leave me alone. No, we're actually really sorry that we did this. It's cross-radio bullying and I don't know... We just thought maybe you haven't heard it enough yet. Maybe it hasn't gotten in. I thought we were cool enough to play it. Sorry, we can't hear you over the song.

We'll expect an email from HR tomorrow. Good. New job alert. Do you need a new job? There is one going for someone With a very particular set of skills Now someone on this show Has the skills And I want them to sing out

When they think they are The person qualified for it Wait Let's check that we're all here Are we all here? Brie Roll call Yeah I'm here

Clint I am here Clint Ben Producer Ben Yeah I'm here Producer Ali I'm here

There we go We're all here Okay The job is For a professional spliff roller I don't know what you're talking about guys I'm here. There we go. We're all here. Okay. The job is for a professional spliff roller. I don't know what you're talking about, guys. I really don't.

Oh, look at the time. So they're called dispensaries. In the places in the world where cannabis has been legalized and you can buy it in controlled situations, which is what Chloe Swarbrick from the Greens is lobbying for in the country in New Zealand at the moment, by the way. Right. So it could be coming here. This one is in the UK, and I didn't realise it was legal there yet,

but Hemp Earth Dispensary is looking for the best spliff roller to work in their store. I mean, off the top of my head, out of everyone in our team, I mean, one person does come to mind? Yeah, I just can't quite put my finger on who it is. No, neither.

I don't know who you're talking about. That's okay. Let's keep it ambiguous for now. I'll give you some of the details. Okay. So they've had quite a lot of interest because people who are good at this. What skills? They back their skills.

Do they need? Well, they need to be good with their fingers, obviously. Yes. They need to be good with quantities. Okay. And they need to be good at rolling essentially. Right. So they need experience.

They need experience. You don't want to come into this like, it's not a trainee position. No. Because I think they pride themselves on the quality of it. So it needs someone who has put in the hard yards already. And can assure quality control. Someone maybe who does it on the reg.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be ideal for this job. Look, they've had so much interest that they're actually holding tryouts. So they're going to get everybody together who has applied for this job and they're going to have like a competition. Is it at 4.20? It's exactly what time it is. There's not a lot of work in it.

They're only offering you two hours work a week at £10 an hour, so $20. But to be honest, $20, that's about the going rate, isn't it? Hey, it is. And I was looking for a new job. Oh, is it you? No. No, not you. No?

So two hours work a week, which is great because I think the people who are good at this, they enjoy their downtime as well. They do. They like to relax a lot, to work a week, which is great because I think the people who are good at this, they enjoy their downtime as well. They do. They like to relax a lot, to work a little. So I think probably like an hour in you'd need a rest. Yeah. You know, and then you'd probably get hungry. Yeah.

I think that's fine. I think you can split the two hours up how you like. Yeah. I did think though, with work that's that intensive with your fingers, like it's quite fiddly, high chance of arthritis. Oh. However, you know what's good for arthritis? Medicinal marijuana. So, could be the perfect job, right?

Man, I was sure there was someone on this team who was perfect for the job, but I don't think we're going to find them. Let's all point to the person who we think it is at the same time. Three, two, one. And I think we'll leave it at that. If you would like information on this job,

well, don't bother. It's in the UK. No one's moving to the UK for 20 pounds an hour, are they? Or are they? Is there free samples? You can't pay for what you're breathing in.