ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 28th 2019

Episode Date: February 28, 2019

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Can we just talk? Yeah, sure thing. Yeah, I know. G'day everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Work, work, work, work, work. Yeah, cool. I'm gonna work, work, work, work, work. Where are you going with that? I'm just saying, that's what our life has been like for the last couple of weeks.

I'm gonna work, work, work, work, work. Are you complaining because we do too much work? The two people who sit on their butts and talk out the hole in their face every single day. Did that sound like complaining? I think that sounded like a celebration. This is fun, by the way. Bree's going to the Mardi Gras in Sydney this weekend. And I'm happy for you.

Are you? Are you allowed to say who you're going with? I don't think so. I didn't think so either. No, and that's not because of me. No, it's out of respect for the person. It's out of respect for the person. How are you going to make sure that person

doesn't appear in any of your Instagram stories? Oh, I haven't even... Because this is you. This is you when you get a couple of vinos deep and you've got your Snapchat and your Instagram and you're like, Hey guys, I'm here with this person and I'm just going to do a fart on them.

Shut up! I'll tag you. That is not I'm just going to do a fart on them shut up I'll tag you that is not true it's not always a fart it's 100% true hey when I'm with PJ who used to be on this show Jason PJ it's always like let's go on the live stream oh please don't do an Instagram live

from Mardi Gras I say this as your friend no you're being a bad producer encouraging her producer Ben's encouraging her No because she shows She shows what she's up to And it's not always good Whenever I see

I get a notification Brie Thomasel has gone live On Instagram This is what I do I ring her I ring her phone So that it interrupts The live stream

For your own good For your own good To shut you down You're such a good friend You don't appreciate it In the moment But the next day I know you do

I definitely do Ben I'm definitely Not going to do a live You're such a good friend. You don't appreciate it in the moment but the next day I know you do. I definitely do. Ben, I'm definitely not going to do a live stream. You're a bad producer by the way if you're encouraging her, mate. You don't know what she's going to say.

What if she says something that incriminates the company? What if she goes on there and she goes, my bosses are racist. You know? You don't know what she's going to say

in those moments. Clint, I won't. She's unhinged. She's completely unhinged. I won't do a live stream. Don't wink unhinged. I won't do a live stream. Don't wink at Ben and say, I won't do a live stream. The other fun bit about Mardi Gras is you've got no idea what you're going to wear. And I know, and I'm not even a member of the rainbow community.

I'm an ally, but I'm not a member. What should I wear? That's got to be a huge part of it, right? You know what? It's not to be a huge part of it, right? You know what? It's not because it's an accepting environment Yeah, but boring It's a festival of colour and vibrancy You know what I did one year for Mardi Gras?

Do you know gold leaf? Like arts and crafts I don't know personally Yeah, you mean like the stuff you can brush on yourself Very thin gold paper Yeah I covered my entire One side of my face In gold leaf

That's a good idea Yeah Stood out Like a luxurious Like a rich two face And then the next morning The person I'd slept next to I was like

Oh Sparkly Where? What part of their body? Everywhere Here's today's podcast everybody Enjoy Where? What part of their body? Everywhere. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Afternoon, everybody. Happy Thursday.

How are we? Bree and Clint here. Big show today. Is there? Yeah. What's going on? You know why? Why?

I've got a deodorant update. Oh. It's big. You've got to tell, well not just any deodorant. Not just any deodorant. Rexona Sexy Bouquet deodorant. Brie reckons the formula has been changed. But weirdly she's the only one who's complained about it. People on the text machine

are with me. Avid users of Sexy Bouquet Rexona If you're with me If you think recently There's a change in the smell Text us 9696

Is it a good change or a bad change by the way? It's a change Just a change And I don't like change No Well no one does No one who's been using the same deodorant for 15 years Likes any kind of change

I like the smell And I want it to stay as it is We also have free tickets to give away to Dean Lewis today. He's performing in New Zealand. Zedium is stoked to present that show. We'll have a double pass up for grabs at 4.30 with our game, 7 Seconds. There's also a secret sound on the show, 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock. We're doing that today.

$15,000 guaranteed to give away on our show today. First of all, though. Okay, not guaranteed. You know when someone leaves your workplace and you have like a special farewell for them? Yes, and you get like Cheerios or Jats biscuits. We get the chance to share our leaving party with the whole country. Don't worry, we're not leaving.

But someone very special here at ZM, her name is Lucy Wymer. It's her last day. She'll be listening right now out in the office. Hello, Lucy. We're going to open the show with her favourite song. This was her request. Benny Ben. Hello, Lucy. We're going to open the show with her favourite song. This was her request. Benny Bernassi, Cinema. She's been asking for this song on our show for about eight months.

I hear that's why she resigned, actually. We're playing it now. You can stay. Amigo, Lucy, happy last day. Bree and Clint, this is Benny Bernassi. Zit him. Bree and Clint. Let's talk about Oprah, another big talk show host. Not a good segue. She's very relevant.

Speaking of Ellen, let's talk about Oprah. I love Oprah. I mean, back in the day, she had a big talk show. And I don't know how this came up on my Facebook page, but it was a little clip of Oprah back in 1997, talking to this young girl and her mum and they were discussing this girl's name. Yeah. She was an American girl. She was. She had the longest name in the world at that time.

Okay. I've got some audio of the young girl. I think she's probably about, I reckon she'd be about 11 here, reading out her name. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Are you sure?

Mm-hmm. Very organised. Are we waiting because you don't have the clip ready? My middle name is... Your middle name? It's... Girl, please. Okay, go on. You're done?

My middle name is... And my last name is Kunyan Scott Yathwa Shukum and my last name is Williams. Oh, that is... I love her last name. What ethnicity is this person? They're black African-American. Oh, yeah.

Okay, cool. Yeah. What the hell? Honestly? It'd be great if she doesn't know and she goes, the second. Or junior. Not my favorite. Williams. Yeah. What the hell? Honestly. It'd be great if she does the name. She goes, the second. Or junior.

Not my favourite. Williams. Yeah. Such a standard last name. Because we were going to do a thing on the show today. Who's got the longest name listening right now? Ain't nobody got a longer name than that. No.

There is no way that someone listening has a longer name than that. But there would be people out there that would feel the pain of having a super long name. Maybe you're proud of it. Maybe you're proud of it. What is your full name? Brianna, Stephanie, Adelina, Thomas L. See, that's longer than the average beer. Mine's Clinton Paul Roberts. Just boom, boom, boom.

That is such a standard name, isn't it? Nah, the Clinton bit's a bit exotic. How many Clintons do you know? A few. Nah, not that many. There's that episode of Friends where they say that it's like a cool... I don't have to justify my name to you. No, that's Clint.

No, I am Clint. No, you're Clinton. I was just elongating it for the purposes of this game. At what point in your life did you think you could pull off just Clint? Do you really want to know? Yeah. When I left high school and I went to Christchurch to go to broadcasting school to study radio because I was moving from Rotorua to Christchurch and go to broadcasting school to study radio because I was moving

from Rotorua to Christchurch and it was only me and one other guy going. Only one other person that I knew would be there and I said to myself, Clinton, this is the perfect time for a rebrand. And so when I left Rotorua, I left Clinton behind and I re-emerged like a butterfly emerging from the cocoon

as Clint. That's my origin story. Are you all right? I am now. I am now, now that I've had a rebrand. So you thought at that point in your life, I'm moving to the big smoke. I'm cool enough to pull off Clint.

Yeah, big time. Yeah, yeah. Got some new clothes. Took the eyebrow piercing out. And you reckon you pull it off? Well, I've committed to it quite heavily now. Okay. This is on my wedding licence. Right, right.

Yeah, I guess it's stuck there now, isn't it? This is not what we're talking about, by the way. No, we want you to call through on 0800DIALZM. We're looking for New Zealand's longest name. Yeah. Is that you? Do you have the longest name in New Zealand? We'll take first name, middle name, last name as well.

Yes. So you can get it as long as you like. Hyphenated counts. If you've got four middle names, that counts. We'll find the longest one. We'll have to believe you, obviously. We can tell if you're lying. But if it is the longest, we have free mobile fuel up for grabs this afternoon.

0800 dial ZM. We're talking long names New Zealand. We're on the hunt for New Zealand's Person with the longest name after I found a clip from 1997 It was off The Oprah show when she had a young Girl on the show who had

The longest name in the world at that time She has the longest personal Name in the world. What is her name? It's Rochandia Rochandia Rochandia Rochandia. My middle name is. Your middle name is... It's your middle name. It's... Girl, please.

Okay, go on. You're done? My middle name is... And my last name is Williams. Nailed it. Absolutely nailed it. It's just too good. What does her passport look like?

I don't think, apparently her birth certificate is like a fold-out birth certificate. It'd have to be. Yeah, because it's so long. Imagine you're shopping on ASOS and you've got to fill out your details. God, you'd hope you had like Chrome autofill enabled

or something like that. Let's see if we can beat it. Hi, Tarina. Hi, Tarina. Hi there. Do you think you've got a really long name? I don't, but my little sister does. Okay, give us your little sister's name, full name.

So her full name is... Whoa! Beautiful name. There's a full name in there in 49 letters. So, Tarina, what is your full name then? So, my full name is Tarina Tiki Tereira o Makitamu Paranehi. Pretty long as well. Even yours is a little bit...

So, it's pretty long, but not as long as hers. I wish Tarina had just said Tarina Smith. Or just T for short. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hello. You've got to beat that. Do you have the longest name in New Zealand?

No, but my childhood friend's name was pretty long. It's Kareem Munea Mohamad Hassan Asim Salebi Abugana. See, I can see what you've done there. You've learnt it in rhythm, and that's the way that you're able to hold on to a whole thing, right? I've known it since I was about five. Yeah, you've done it like your ABCs. Can we get it one more time?

Kareem Munea Mohamad Hassan Asim Salebi Abugana. Yeah, see, it's quite nice the way it flows. It just kind of bounces along. It's got some flow about it. ABCs. Can we get it one more time? See, it's quite nice the way it flows. It just kind of bounces along. It's got some flow about it. Let's go again. Hi, Hilary. Hi, Hilary. Kia ora. What's the long name that you know? It's my nephew's name and his name is Harlan James.

Tuuranga umanui nuku tere ahu tua and his surname's Clue. But definitely not as long as the others, but his Maori name's definitely long. What was his last name again? Clues, like Blue Clues. Clues. Clues. Clues, oh yeah.

Okay, good, good, good, good. That's up there. That's pretty decent. We're looking for the longest name in New Zealand for some free mobile fuel this afternoon. Hi, Louise. Hi, Louise. Hello, how are you? What's the long name that you've got?

Louise, it's Philippa Durrell, Rose, Mary, Phyllis, Jax, me, Shaughnessy. Sorry.

One more time. Sorry, Louise, Philippa Durrell, Rose, Mary, Phyllis, Jax,

me, Shaughnessy. Were you speaking English? What? What? What? What? I can't. Okay.

Ready? Yes. Louise. Louise. Louise. Rose, Mary, Phyllis, Jack, Lee, Shaughnessy. Yeah. Wait there.

Hang on. One last time. I think it's between you and Tarina. Tarina, what is your sister's name again? Ngā hoia langi, hūtea tirito o te harakeke tuepi maunga le tamu. But remember, my name's pretty long too. Terina, what is your sister's name again? But remember, my name's pretty long too. I think Terina just got it. You know what?

You know what? We're going to sort you both out, okay? Louise and Terina, you guys win. We've got free mobile for you. But you are going to have to fill out the form to get the prize, so we'll get that out to you in a couple of months. Thanks, guys. Brian Clint, live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz. Dean, he's got all the goss. He's got all the glitz and glam. Apparently someone's got a... I don't even know what I'm talking about. Hi, Dean. How are you? Wait.

Wait. Dean, someone's taken over Selena Gomez as the most followed female on Instagram. Who is it? Look, I thought it was going to be you, Bree, to be honest, now that, of course, Channing Tatum follows you on Instagram. Just dropping that one in for the day. But apparently, Ariana Grande has just stolen the crown as the most followed female on Instagram, taking it from Selena Gomez.

Just so you know, she's like 143 million followers now. The actual most followed person in the world is Cristian Ronaldo. If you don't know what he looks like, do yourself a favor. Get on the Google. Cristian Ronaldo. Type it in and take the rest of the day off because he's ridiculous. Such a babe. 157 million.

He is currently the most followed person in the world on Instagram. He's a footballer. He is a footballer. For people who don't know. Yeah, well done. Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo. Dean, this is breaking news,

and I don't know if this has even crossed your desk. Literally, I got a notification just before we went to air. Have you heard the rumour that Jordan Woods, who famously last week hooked up with Khloe Kardashian, baby daddy. And is best friends with Kylie Jenner, her sister. Apparently, she has just hooked up with another one of Khloe's ex-partners as well. Have you heard this story? So, I haven't and I've just gotten a notification.

Let me read you it out. Jordan Woods is accused of hooking up with Khloe Kardashian's ex-boyfriend, James Harden, the night after she hooked up with Tristan Thompson. This is like single white female or something. Is she all right? What's going on? So what they're saying is she did it just... No, she's not okay.

What I've seen is she's done it just afterwards. So just after the Tristan Thompson one. Yep. He's another NBA player. He used to play for the Houston Rockets. I'm not 100% sure who he plays for now. Plays for the Cavs now, doesn't he? Does he?

I don't really follow the NBA that closely. I'm glad he does. Tristan, yeah. If that's true plays for now. He plays for the Cavs now, doesn't he? Does he? I don't really follow the NBA that closely. If that's true, if that's true, then she's plotting something. There's some bigger thing at play here that we're not quite aware of. Is this like, Dean, I've just cracked the code. Is your theory the same as

mine, is she's launching her own career and this is how she's starting it? Yep. Word's starting it? Yep. Yep, words out of my mouth. I'm like, there's a TV show coming, there's a clothing brand, there's something coming. And do you know what?

It would not surprise me if Kris Jenner was behind all of it. Like, they do this stuff. They do this so clever. Because let's think about it. Two weeks ago, we'd never spoken about this girl ever, ever. We wouldn't have, no big deal. And now she's headlines everywhere.

So she's up to something. Wait for it. This is like CSI stuff. Let's do some predicting. Who are the other ex-boyfriends of Chloe? Have she got any other famous ex-boyfriends? Oh, the rapper. There's Odom, but that's awkward.

Lamar. Yeah. But he's an NBA player. Yeah. That's awkward. What about that rapper guy she hooked up with for a bit? Oh. We all know him.

French Montana. French Montana. Yeah. I've got him. French Montana. French Montana. Yeah. I've got a story about him. Can I tell you a story? Yeah, please do. It's so not allowed to be told on air

but I'm going to tell it anyway. Yeah. He hooked up with Amber Rose at an event that I went to. Yeah. And you saw it? She was with Kanye. Yeah.

I didn't see it. I left. Was Khalifa's baby mama? Yeah. Yeah. Just a little FYI. Interesting. Just a left-by-eye. Interesting. An inside story.

Okay, Dean. Hey, thank you very much for that. It's very good. Breaking news here on the show regarding the ongoing... It just gets better. Drama cyclone. See it on the next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Bree and Clint.

Because, I mean, how exciting. A new Pokemon movie's coming out. I mean, that was my favourite cartoon as a child. Oh! This is good. Do you know the words? I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. Catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause

Pokemon! So good. I mean, amazing. Yeah. Is anyone still playing Pokemon Go? I don't think so. You can. You can still play it.

Yeah. Pokemon Go was massive. Pokemon Go changed the world. For a month, everybody was friends. It was big. It was beautiful. And everyone was outside having fun. And then we got over it

Don't talk to me So the upcoming movie It's an action movie It's called Detective Pikachu And Ryan Reynolds Is the Pikachu God is there anything That man can't do

Well You be the judge So we're going to put it To the test We've got old school Pikachu here Pikachu So cute

I do a really good Pikachu. Do you? Self-proclaimed. And this is Ryan Reynolds. Pika Pika. No. No. No, I think they're quite similar.

Hang on, hang on. Pikachu. And then. Pika Pika. That is not even close. So you do a good Pikachu, right? I reckon I can do a better Pikachu than Ryan Reynolds. Better than this?

Pika Pika. Yes. But as good as this? Pikachu. Maybe not as good as the original, but better than Ryan Reynolds. All right, when you're ready, let's hear it. Do you want Pika Pika or do you want Pikachu? I want whatever comes to you.

As a self-proclaimed Pikachu impersonator, you channel whichever form of Pikachu you want, okay? Yeah, all right. Pikachu. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're shocked, aren't you? Okay, okay. I had so many roasts ready to go for you, but that was actually not bad.

Not too bad, right? Hang on, one more time, one more time. Okay, all right, all right, all right. It's better than your George Israel. I want to talk about for a second something I posted on my social media that kind of blew up for me where I was talking about how I'm lactose intolerant but I eat so much dairy. I had no idea you were lactose intolerant. I've known you for about a year now. You wouldn't think so, would you?

The amount of cheese that goes in your mouth, seriously, I've never considered the fact that you might even be lactose intolerant. I steer clear of full cream milk though. Yeah. So that's good. Congratulations. Other than that, you've never shied away from dairy whatsoever. No, mate.

I'm not going to deny myself dairy just because I'm lactose intolerant. Dare I ask, what does it do to you? Not good things. If you follow me on social media, you know what it does. Does it get the downstairs factory up and running quite quickly? It's a bit gassy. Oh, okay. Yeah, cool.

It's not great. It's not great. But look at you. I'm just living my life, mate. And it was interesting to see all these people. You're not handicapped by this. No. You're handicapable.

Exactly. No, you're not. You're handy keen. There's so many people. You're just too keen for cheese. That messaged me and they were like, you know what? I'm allergic. I'm not allergic.

It wasn't allergic. People were like, I'm intolerant to this, but I still eat it. This makes me sick, but I still eat it. Because Producer Ben's got that, right? Producer Ben, you're prawn intolerant. Is that right? What? We can't hear him.

Anaphylactic to prawns. Yeah, man. So that's a different story. Anaphylactic to prawns. That's life and death that's a different story. Anaphylactic to prawns. That's life and death. I mean, dairy's not going to kill me. No. I hope not.

But Producer Ellie, are you like this? Do you eat something that makes you sick? Yeah. So anything with like fructan in it, which is weird, but... What is it? Fructan. It's like a part of food. It's things like onions, garlic, leek, all that kind of stuff.

And beans, my bowels. Don't get you started, mate. And you still eat it? Yeah, all the time. I love onion. As if you're giving up garlic. That's the thing. No way.

I know. Also, I think beans do that to everybody. That's true. Beans, beans, the magical food. The more you eat, the more you toot. That's the one. That's the one, eh? I really want to know from people on 0800DilesAtM,

what's the food that makes you, you know... Something. Not feel great, but you still eat it anyway. It might not even be the downstairs bit. It might break you out in hives. Is that acceptable? That's acceptable. We'll accept that.

It might give you a bloated stomach so much that you look like you're four months pregnant. Is that acceptable? That's acceptable. We'll accept that. It might give you a bloated stomach so much that you look like you're four months pregnant. Is that acceptable? That's acceptable. Maybe your lips swell up. Producer Ben, who is very allergic to seafood, goes the other day, I tried mussels. We've got a picture of him with a face that looks like

an over-inflated rugby ball after one shellfish, and then he goes, I think I'm going to have a muscle. I was like, why would you risk eating muscles, you idiot? Oh, 800 dials in him. Or you can text us on 9696. What's the food that makes you sick but you still eat it? Brie and Clint. I've confessed

this afternoon I'm dairy intolerant. Congratulations. No, say it. Hi, my name. Hi, my name is Brie and I'm lactose intolerant. Congratulations. Now say it. Hi, my name. Hi, my name is Bree and I'm lactose intolerant. Hi, Bree. Thank you for sharing. But that does not stop me from enjoying all of the amazing dairy products on offer. No, that's not how Lactose Intolerance Anonymous works.

You're meant to admit that you're in rehab for it and that you've quit. No, I'm never quitting. No? No. You're in still in denial. I'm never giving it up. Ever. Some of us, especially those who have to share a room or a car with you on a long trip,

really do wish you'd give it up. Even just temporarily. It's a natural thing. It's natural. And these things happen. Okay? I'm never giving up cheese. Ever.

I couldn't give up cheese. No. No. It's the best thing in the world. I don't think that's the reason I couldn't go vegan. Because of the cheese thing. Although they do vegan cheese ever. I couldn't give up cheese. No. No. It's the best thing in the world. I don't think that's the reason I couldn't go vegan. Because of the cheese thing. Although they do vegan cheese now. You can get a vegan cheese. It is not cheese.

No, no, no. It's alright. I've had it. Oh, okay. Oh, you used to date a vegan. Yeah. So I've tried all the vegan alternatives. All the vegan delights. Some things are good. Yeah. Cheese, no. We want to know this afternoon on our 800 $800 idiom, what do you eat that makes you sick but you still eat it?

Hi, welcome to the show, Holly. Hi, how's it going? Good. What makes you sick but you still eat it, Holly? So I'm gluten and lactose intolerant, so pretty much like everything. Yeah, it sucks. Holly, I'm so sorry to hear that.

That's okay. Thank you. I've just discovered lactose-free cheese, though. It's not the same, Brie, but it's okay. I'm just telling you. There's options. Right. Just, you know, if you really need something.

You'd have to. But for one thing. Oh, sorry. No, I was just going to say, she'd have to BYO cheese to, like, sell us pizza. That's the problem. Because that's what you like. I've done that at restaurants.

They don't mind. Really? Yeah. They're like, oh, bring your cheese for your pasta and your pizza. I'm like, yes. Bring your cheese in. Bring BYO cheese. Okay.

Yeah. Sorry. And what's the other thing you've got, Holly? So I just cannot go past a creme brulee. Like, you just can't do it. I have to have my creme brulee. It is good. What do you say to people who say that gluten intolerance is make-believe?

Oh, I don't want to swear. That's okay. Thanks, Holly. There's a really good text that someone's texted, and they said, I love watermelon, even though I know it hates me. It makes my throat close up and itchy, but I just keep trying to eat it just in case. Hey, Shania. Hi.

What makes you sick but you still eat it? So it's not me, it's my dad. And he's addicted to eating cheese, but it makes him sneeze uncontrollably. Sneeze? Cheese makes him sneeze. Yeah. It Sneeze? Cheese makes him sneeze? Yeah. It's kind of cute, really.

Interesting. I'm just picturing this man sitting there with a little block of Swiss cheese going, achoo, achoo, I just love it so much. It's the real loud, obnoxious sneezing though.

I was going to say, I can just picture him sneezing like an older man sneezes. Big hairy man sneeze. Yeah, I don't know why your dad became a lion. Hi, Bronwyn. Hiya. What makes you sick, Bronwyn, but you still eat it?

So it's the sulfates in wine. Oh, no. Oh, it's hard. Oh, no, Bronwyn. Can you have organic wine? Does that remove the sulfates? My mum's really supportive, so she got me these little wine drops, Does that remove the sulfates? My mum's really supportive, so she got me these little wine drops which dissipate the sulfates.

I'm so glad you've got people around you. You need a support system when things like this happen. I love that you've got a mother who supports your drinking. That's exactly what you need in these situations. What does it do to you? It's like full anaphylaxis, like come out in hives. Oh, no. Can't see your ears anymore. Why don't you just switch to like a vodka cruiser or something like that?

Oh, I mix it up, but every now and again, like it's a bottomless brunch. What am I going to not have a wine? What about at those real cheap events like your work puts on and it's only beer and wine? Yeah. Someone should put that on. Because I don't drink beer either. Yeah, guys.

Yeah, got to have your wine drop Guys This is big news That I've just seen on the text machine Yeah This is big Yeah Like huge

Yeah Someone has texted in Because we're talking about how I eat dairy Even though it makes me sick Yeah They said There are tablets

You can buy at the pharmacy and you eat them before you consume dairy and it stops the side effects. How excited is everyone in the studio? How excited are you, Clint? This is a win for you. Unfortunately, it is. That's what my life's come to.

I'm excited that finally Your bowels will be under control Rejoice New Zealand Let's raise it up Brie and Clint 7 seconds to win tickets To Dean Lewis Dean Lewis is coming

ZM is stoked to present his show At the Auckland Town Hall You can get tickets now From LiveNation.com Or you can win them this afternoon by playing 7 Seconds with us. Yeah, we've been playing this all week. We'll give you a category and then you just have to name as many things within

that category in 7 Seconds. You can demonstrate for people this afternoon. Bree, from you and 7 Seconds, I want types of vegetable. Courgette, onion, capsicum. I think that's a fruit I obviously don't eat a lot of vegetables

three three I got four you got three did I? yeah that's so bad let's see if JJ can do better

hey JJ hi JJ unfortunately you're not taking on Brie which could be a bit of an easy win. You'll be taking on Alyssa, but you're going first. Bree's going to give you the topic. I'll tell you when to go, all right? All right.

Here we go, JJ. Your topic this afternoon is TV shows. TV shows. Time starts now. Sheldon Street, Dragon Ball Z, One Piecemed Limitless That was so easy Topic, I know And sometimes that's the hard bit

We're going to accept Sheldon Street, Dragon Ball Z And Limitless What was the one in the middle? One Piece Oh yeah, One Piece What's One Piece? One Piece is another

Like a Cartoon Like a Naruto kind of one. Okay, we'll take your word for it. We'll take that. I've just looked it up. It's a thing. It's official? Yeah, it's a thing.

Okay, wait there, JJ. Good luck taking you on as Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Hi there. You think you can beat four? I think I can, yeah. Okay, your topic, and you have seven seconds to name as many as you can,

is members of the Kardashian family. Go. Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner. She's done it. She got five. Only just. You got five in there.

So congratulations. You're up to Dean Lewis. Woo, thank you. Nice work. You didn't have to use their last names. That used. You got five in there. So congratulations. You're up to Dean Lewis. Woo, thank you. Nice work. You didn't have to use their last names. That used up a lot of your time. It did. Kardashian takes a long time to say.

But well done. Okay, cool. Sweet. We're going to play this again tomorrow. If you want the full details for the Dean Lewis show, they're online right now at ZM Online. Bree and Clint. I mean, this has stopped the nation.

We talked about it yesterday. The deodorant from Rexona, sexy bouquet. I said yesterday on the show I'm an avid user, been using it for about 15 years. I bought a new one and I swear I could swear to God that it smells different. I've got the nose of a bloodhound. I said, something's wrong here.

I need to call Rexona and I need to... The backside of a foul donkey. I need to get to the bottom of this. And here's what happened yesterday. You'll be a loyal consumer of this product and we greatly appreciate and we really do apologise about your recent experience with this product and we will make sure that this will be rectified as soon as possible.

I will call you within the day. So not much. So that's not much. That's Janelle, the greatest customer service person we've ever dealt with, who wasn't sure if you were right, whether the formula had been changed or not. He said, we're going to look into it, and I'll get back to you within the day. Got back to me within the day. Got back to me within the day. Wow.

I've got an update. Janelle's good. He's good. He did the research. He talked to the research team at Rexona. You don't know the results of this. No, I don't know. No.

And boy, I've never used a sexy bouquet, but I am now extremely invested in this result. We all are, mate. Especially the sexy bouquet Rexona uses. The sexy bouquets. Yeah. The sexy bouquets. Yeah, the sexy bouquets. I got a call from someone at the head office at Rexona. They said, look, we've heard about your inquiry.

We've looked into it. Something has changed recently with the production of sexy bouquet. We believed, as far as our knowledge, that nothing smelt different. It was all the same. Turns out my nose said different and I could tell that something had changed in the production. They said, we thought we were spot on. We thought it was exactly the same.

I said, no, it's not. You were telling me that the Rexona Corporation of the world, they are not a small company by the way, the manufacturing plant that changed the recipe and rolled it out worldwide by the way, and your bottle that you've got manufactured

last year, so the recipe has been changed for a while, you're the first person on the globe to sniff out the difference. Well, I'm the first person to complain about it. Well, not complain. I'm not complaining. I'm just, you know, I wanted to know, was it different?

She said to me, we need that bottle back to test whether it's just that one. So they're sending out a courier. This is high level shit. This is big deal, mate. This is big deal stuff. This is big deal stuff. This is big deal stuff. They're sending out a courier to come get the bottle just to test whether it's that bottle or whether it's all the sexy bouquets.

I hope the Rexona team show up to your door in person with like a locked briefcase and they're like. Like secret service. Please put the Rexona bottle inside the container. And then they flash you like a men in black and erase your memory like, we were never here. But at the same time, they leave a delightful aroma behind them and all you have is the memory like, someone's been here but I do not remember what has happened whatsoever.

It just smells different in here. Is that sexy bouquet but not quite? But a little bit off. I love people on the text machine who've been getting involved in this who have also used sexy bouquet for a number of years. It's not just me, Clint. We've all been able to tell the difference. Okay, cool.

So the guys at Rexona said they're going to do their research. They're going to try and rectify the problem. In the meantime, you've got your four free bottles? Got my four free bottles. But, you know, I mean, this is big stuff. Cool. So the journey continues. Is that what the outcome is?

The journey continues on. I'm changing the world one deodorant scent at a time. You and the sexy boo khakis. No, oh, no. Oh, wow. What have you done? I was just trying to come up with a catchy name. Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart Debatable Talented Athletic Not really Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's

What the Plot You need to pick up your game, mate. This is your specialty, okay? I need to win. It's like three games to four for the year and you're in the positive. But this is your thing. You know movies.

That's not a good track record, is it? It's your superpower. Today, speaking of superpowers, we're playing for a double pass to the new Marvel Avengers movie, Captain Marvel, in cinemas March 7. The movie you've got to see before Avengers Endgame comes out. Yeah, this is the one that'll put it all together before Endgame.

Hi, Kate. Hi. You're a movie nut. You know your films? Um, sometimes. Just give me a confident answer. Just go, yeah, Clint, I'm your girl. Yeah, Clint, I'm your girl.

Good stuff. Okay. To celebrate, now this may work against you or for you, both of you. To celebrate Captain Marvel, we will be doing a Marvel themed Watch the Plot. Okay.

All the movies are Marvel movies. I haven't seen all of them. I've seen a few, not all of them. When you know the answer, Kate, you yell out your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot. It's best of three. Good luck, everybody. First movie. A billionaire. Brie.

Iron Man. Iron Man is correct. Well done. Stark. Got him. See, that's tough to compete with, right, Kate, when she's that quick out of the blocks Yeah I mean give me a chance Kate I need this win Kate

Did you hear what the score line is Kate I need you listening I need you ready here we go movie number two As the son of Odin Brie Thor is correct Kate you just had the floor swept with you. She's back on.

Did you know that one? What, the floor? Yeah. Yeah, I said my name, but I said it with Brie. Oh, you're saying we said it at the same time. Yeah. I'll give you one more question. A little bit louder.

That's okay. I'll do one more question, and if you can get this one, then you can still have the tickets. Brie gets the game, but you can still have the ticket. Yeah, you still get it. Okay, cool. Can you just let me have this, Bree? All right, Katie, you ready?

Here we go. Movie number three in our Marvel-themed What's the Plot? It is 1941 in the world. Kate. Captain America. Captain America is correct. Yay! You can't win.

We all win. You're off to Captain Marvel, okay? Congratulations. Thanks. Nice America is correct. Yay! You can't win. We all win. You're off to Captain Marvel, okay? Congratulations. Thanks. Nice work, Kate. Brie and Clint. Right now, I want to talk about a meme. Right?

There's a meme. Actually, there's a new meme account which ZM is running. It's called ZMemeOfficial, okay? And they post good memes. They're actually quite good. There's one that went up the other day that said, yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more

money than you expected? And I was like, no. Who's ever done that? Who's ever opened their bank account and got a pleasant surprise by their bank balance, right? I don't think I ever have. Nah. I've done it before where I've put my hand into my pocket

and I was like, ooh, $50. Whenever I check my bank account, I always say to myself, okay, before I open it, okay, how much will you be happy with if you've still got that amount left? Like what's a number that you'll be like, okay, I've done well this week. I've done okay. Do you give yourself a budget? Nah.

Oh. Nah. No budget? Well, that's the problem, no. I just don't. You don't have any budget for your spending. Well, I don't spend more than I have. I don't go on to debt.

But you don't have like, okay, I'll give myself this amount this week. Oh, roughly. Yeah, roughly. I have a target to spend under. Sorry, sorry. I totally forgot. You've got a quarterly membership. Oh. I. Right. That makes sense. You don't take Kauru membership. Oh, right, that makes sense.

They don't take that out weekly. Of course you don't have a budget. They just debit that once a year. Of course you don't have a budget. It's just... You're in the Kauru lounge. Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me, miss. I spent $3,000 on a van that's been converted into a ute. Mate, that's it. On a whim. You don't even have the van. It came from my savings, and it'll make me more money in the long run. That's what everybody who buys these stupid investments says. By the way, by the way, just a quick Vanute update for the people.

We don't have it. Bree's transferred the guy $3,000, and she has no plan on how she's going to get it from Blenheim, yes, Blenheim, to Auckland. Me and Geoffrey, who I bought it from, we've been talking. He's getting some work done on it for me. Yeah, he's getting copious amounts of rust cut out of it. He had to take a full door off because it was ruined.

Are you serious? Yeah. Is he invoicing you for this stuff as well? I don't think so. You think you're getting free Venute repairs? Maybe. Geoffrey and I are friends, all right? Shout out to Geoff in Blenheim. I don't think so. You think you're getting free Venute repairs? Maybe. Geoffrey and I are friends, alright? Shout out to Geoff in

Blenheim. I hope we get it. I hope we get it eventually. Back to the topic. Opening your bank account, finding more money. I posted up that meme and I was like, no, as if that ever happens. I got a message from someone, a DM, and they said I actually did have this and I can't name the person.

They need to stay anonymous. This is not one of those times where the bank has accidentally, oh, don't spend those where the bank accidentally transfers you heaps of money. They made them sign a non-disclosure form. Wow. What was it? This is what it says. They made us sign a non-disclosure form so we wouldn't blab to the media.

And here I am blabbing to you, the media. How much was it? $180,000. Oh, damn. Yeah, you notice that? You notice that in your bank? I'll read you the message. I opened my account to find $180,000 kindly dropped in by accident from an insurance company post-earthquake in Christchurch.

It's not our money, but it sat in our account for six months before they noticed and asked for it back. We did not spend a cent, but we felt like royalty every time we checked our bank balance. Wait, so they didn't say anything. They just waited for the bank. They just waited, yeah.

Which I think is probably smart. You know, just sit on it. Right. Because at the same time you'll earn interest on that. You'll get interest. And who says you can't keep the interest? And maybe there is a law that you can't keep the interest. But you should be able to keep it. I was going to say, that's, yeah, so true. You'd have to be pretty bougie to not notice

$180,000 though. And they're not saying they didn't notice. They knew it was there, but they just played dumb and they just made sure they didn't spend it so that when they did come knocking, where's our $80,000, they were able to go, oh. We didn't know that the $180,000 was in there. I didn't even know that was there. They're like, oh, did you not notice it against your $371?

No, I didn't. No. I just wanted my credit. If postcard didn't decline, so I just kept going. I went $100 at him this afternoon. Did something like this happen to you? Did you find money in your bank account?

Was it a surprise? Surely this doesn't happen that often. Did a family member die and it just got transferred to you and you didn't know about it? Like you were secretly in the will and it just got transferred to you and you didn't know about it? Like you were secretly in the will and it just appeared in there? I'm still hoping for a long lost auntie

that I've never met to leave me money. Right. That'd be great. 0800 dial ZM. How much was it? What happened? What do you got? Let us know. You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Asking the question when did you find money in your bank account?

I got a DM from someone last night Who got $180,000 Incorrectly deposited into their bank account They didn't spend it But the people who put it in there The insurance company Didn't come asking for it for six months I want to know if they got the interest

Or how would you just like How would you not one night say you're a good bit steamed and you're out and you're like, oh you know what, screw it. Who wants a drink? Who wants a round? I've got $180,000. This conversation. But I'm not going to miss a couple hundred dollars.

They won't know. Drinks are on me. And the next day they're like, hi, can we have $180,000 in full? And you're like, funny story. I spent a lot of it on me. And the next day they're like, Hi, can we have $180,000 in full? And you're like, funny story. I spent a lot of it on shots and some on McDonald's this morning. This conversation's just made me

remember I've got a bank account back in Aussie that I haven't looked at for about three years. Oh, and you think maybe someone's dropped some money in there? No, I put money in there. Yeah. My nan left me $5,000 when she passed away. Yeah. And I put it into a different bank account that has like a high interest, whatever.

I just remember then that it's there. How long ago? That would be eight years ago. The suck thing is when you open those and it's all been gobbled up by fees because you haven't been maintaining it. But you'll be fine. You'll be fine, I'm sure. We've got someone on the phone who wishes to remain anonymous

who works as a banker. Is that correct? That's correct. What information do you have for us on this topic? Okay, so as long as it's not fraud or money laundering, let's say Bree accidentally put $1,000 into your account instead of her mum's, you have all legal rights to keep that $1,000 and not give it back. No way.

Way. But what if the bank does it? Yeah, so what about this person who messaged me and the insurance company put $180,000 in there? What's the deal with that one? They're out of luck. Obviously, they think that on good will that you'll give it back. Yeah.

For instance, a bank accidentally put more money into my KiwiSaver than it was meant to be. I have the right to say, no, that's my money now. Are you serious? Because when it's that much money, surely they'd just bring pressure tactics in and go, look, this is serious, mate. You need to transfer it to us today. But are you telling me there is no obligation on the person to actually give that back?

There is absolutely no obligation. So when people do transfers, like over the phone or something, we always reiterate, you know, you need to make sure this is the right bank account. If it's not, they have all legal bounds to keep the money. This could have happened to me. Yeah. When I left my last apartment, I had an automatic draw out to pay my rent. Yeah. And I forgot about it for six weeks.

Yeah. And then I had to call my old rental property and they were like, that's okay, we'll reimburse you. Oh, lucky. Yeah. They do it at a good will. Yeah. God, the banks will be hating you for giving us this information.

Thank you, Anonymous. That is very, very interesting. Alicia, hi. When did you have money? When did you find money in your bank account? Hi. Well, this was about three months ago. Well, me and my partner, we stuck our car into a mechanic shop.

Yeah. Somewhere in the car going on this. But anyway, and then we told them to give us an invoice so we can transfer money to them. Yeah. Well, the invoice was $300 and we accidentally transferred $350. Yeah. And then next thing you know, like, we just left it

because we thought, oh, yeah, that was okay. And then, like, come this break week, you know, because we thought not paid and we had no money. Yeah. Come this break week, my partner was like, oh, hon, you should check your bank. You might have a surprise in there. Just randomly, you know, didn't think of anything.

And then next thing you know, I checked my bank and there was $350 on a break day. No bread, no milk. They gave you all your money back? They gave all my money back. What? And then me and my partner, we're freaking out. So we let it sit there for about two weeks.

And like, you know, because we really got our car. We didn't say anything because our car was fixed. We got our car. Didn't say anything. Didn't let them know. And then we just spent it because we still haven't heard from them. And it's been three months. What do you know?

And now with the information from that banker as well, you won't be contacting them. I don't know whether to congratulate you or not. No, we're not going back there, but we thank them very much for a free service to my car. Free service, why not? Hey, Alicia, we've got some mobile fuel for you, okay? Wait there.

Oh, thank you so much, guys. I listen to you every day. Yeah, nice. Awesome, that's great. There's a really good text. Someone said, I banked a cheque for $175 and the bank accidentally put $17,500 in. Hot damn!

If you get it, know you're right, New Zealand. Cover your bases. We don't want you going to prison, all right? Let's get a birthday banganger in us, shall we? This is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday, then we pick one of those songs to play in full. First person up to play birthday banger is Kim.

Hi, Kim. Hi, birthday banger is Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi. Kim. Kim. Kim, how are you? Oh, g'day, Kim.

Yeah, Kim, what's your birthday? 19th of February, 2000. Okay, Kim, you were 16 in 2016 on the 19th of Feb, so not that long ago. This was number one. So we'll piss off the neighbors In the place that fills the tears The place that loses tears Zayn? Zayn Mellet. Zayn Mellet. This was number one. Zayn? Zayn Mallett.

Pillow talk. From One Direction. How you feel about that, Kim? Kim? Kim, you're not good at this radio thing, mate. I've gone pillow talk. All right, that's fine. I like that.

I don't mind it. I don't mind it. Is it a birthday banger, though? Okay. Probably not. Next up is Jennifer. Hey's fine. I like that. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. Is it a birthday banger, though? Okay. Probably not. Next up is Jennifer. Hey, Jennifer. Hi, Jen.

Hi. What's your birthday, Jennifer? 1st of May, 1983. Okay, Jennifer, you were 16 in 1999. Good year on the 1st of May, and this is your birthday banger. Are you ready? Are you ready for this, Jen? Are you ready for this? I don't know if you're ready.

Oh, it better be good. I don't know. Oh, love, you think you're special. Oh, love, you think you're something else. Okay, so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much. Shania Twain is your birthday banger. The boss of the company has just walked in and gone, why the hell is Zidane playing Shania Twain is your birthday banger. The boss of the company has just walked in and gone,

why the hell is Zed in playing Shania Twain? Because his birthday banger boss, that's why. He was hip thrusting. That's what he was doing. He's gyrating. He loves it. How do you feel about it, Jennifer? You like it?

Not a fan, to be honest. Blasphemy. I dressed up as her when I was eight years old from that film clip. Oh, I can see. You missed out on the Shania Twain concert at Christmas as well, remember? Oh, devastated. Last one. It needs to be a big track to beat Shania Twain.

Hey, Mark. Hi, Mark. Hey, how you going, guys? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Mark? Well, I'm lucky enough to share a birthday with Donald Trump. Makes me feel like a real winner. 14th of June, 1963.

I'm probably your oldest listener. Hang on, are you the same age as Donald Trump? The exact same year. No, no, no. Shit, no, I'm not that old. I was going to say. Alright, Mark. You were 16 in 1979 on the 14th of June, and back in the 70s, this was number one. I want some hot stuff, baby, tonight.

I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight. I want some hot stuff. You have got Donna Summers and Hot Stuff. Oh, that's great stuff. I don't know if you remember it well. Oh, no. I used to be Hot Stuff back in 1979 as well. As a semi-retired wedding DJ,

can I say that is one of the best tracks to pull out? It'll get the oldies dancing. It'll get the youngies dancing. You know producer Ben out in the producer's booth goes, what's that song? They didn't have much of a varied palette in Christchurch in the early 2000s when he grew up. That's fine.

Okay, now we're going to deliberate. What are we going to play? I feel like Zayn is not in the conversation. Zayn's not in the running. Unfortunately, great song, not in the conversation. Shania Twain, Donna Summer's Hot Stuff. I'm obsessed with Shania Twain. You know how much I love her.

Yes, I do know how much you love her. But I've got to go with my gut and say, oh, producer Ben's going to be devastated. I've got to say my vote. Hang on, hang on. Let's have a little listen. Or, or, or. Oh, I don't know. Okay, so you're Brad Pitt.

I need to go to the text machine. What are we going to do? Oh, the text machine's very Shania. Is it? I feel Shania in my waters as well. Nah, my gut says Donna Summer all the way. You do still have a veto up your sleeve, but if you're not going to use it,

I'm going to go to producer Ben for the decision. So it'll be Shania. Well, you don't know that. No, I know that. Unless you veto me. You have one veto up your sleeve. I can't. I don't know if I...

Oh, God. We're going to producer Ben. Producer Ben, we need a decision between Donna Summers and Shania Twain. What song is going to win birthday banger today? Well, here's the thing. You've basically played the whole Shania. No, I haven't.

Oh, you did. No, no, that was just a mood setter. Yeah, true. Oh, Jordan from The Office is in there. Yeah, everyone's here. I'm going to just make the call. Yeah. It's Shania today.

No! Oh, I think that's wrong. No, it's right. It's super right. Listen to this. Just listen. What's that doing to your hips? Nothing.

I haven't. No. I want Shania. Yeah. Controversial, but a deserving winner. Can we play both? Birthday banger goes to you, Jennifer. She didn't even want it.

You and I really pissed off one of our friends yesterday and we did it for a radio gag. Yeah. You know, we're going to put our hand up and say it. It was a radio gag. One of our mates, Brodie Kane, she works on a sister station for the company in Christchurch for the hits. She's been going on and on about how much she hates the Ava Max song, Sweep It Psycho.

Got to admit, it has got stuck in my head before this song. Yeah, it's an earworm. But it's not even about the song. It's about the fact that she's shown her weakness. She's put it on social media. She's shown the chink in her armour and we have capitalised. We thought we would do this and this is what happened yesterday when we annoyed her.

Brodie speaking. Brodie Kane. Hello, mate. It's Brie Thomasel. How are you? G'day, girl. Mate, hey. Am I on no caller ID?

Yeah, I'm surprised I even answered that. Oh, you know what that could have been. It could have been this. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. One of about four times we inflicted the song on her. Multiple calls and she was on to us in the end. Why leave it there? She stopped picking up the calls.

We said, how can we take this to the next level? How can we continue this harassment via the radio? How can we really torment her? How can we make her crack? And we thought, what better way to do that than bring her boss on board? Here's the secret, folks. When you get into radio, one of the first things

they teach you, don't diss the music. No. Don't make fun of the music that your radio station is playing, okay? It's a big no-no. So if her boss knows that she's been doing that, it's really going to piss him off, right? And that's why we've roped in her boss of the hits, Todd Campbell. Mm-hmm.

He's on board for this. He's got some concert tickets that she wants for a Red Hot Chili Peppers gig next week. Yes. And he has those, so we can get him on the phone to do this with her now. Let's do this thing. Okay, Todd, we're going to transfer you over to your cell phone so that the call comes from your number

and so that she doesn't suspect anything. I love that we're going to so much trouble just to stitch her up. Todd, are you there on your... Just to piss someone off. I know. Are you there on your phone, Todd? Yeah, yeah. I'm ready to go.

It's all you. Good luck. Hello, Gary speaking. Hey, Toddy. How are you, Dale? Hi. How are you? Oh, mate.

Fine. Drama's there. Clearly one of those days. Yeah, no. All right. Hey, listen. So you're up here this Friday for the Chili Peppers,

right? Or is it Thursday? Well, next week, next week, so. Oh, yeah, yeah,

cool. Okay, well, look, I've got a double. I take you, I'm taking this date to the show,

so. Oh, I'm not going to interrupt your bloody date. Look, can I be honest? Yeah. My concern is that she's... Oh, we got you!

Oh! Brodie Kane. Hey, Brodie Kane. No, no. Hey, Brodie Kane. Brodie Kane. Guys, I'm just... Worst thing is, I've just woken up and I'm out of sorts.

Sorry, we can't hear you complaining over this. This is a lot of salt. You know, you can't just the music in front of your boss either, Brody Kane. There's Radio 101, mate. What do you think of that song, Brody? She loves it. Go away. Sorry bro. Sorry

I'm not sorry at all. No I know you aren't. Welcome New Zealand to Breaking Financial News. This is news that affects everybody. It will change the way that you pay for things. No, you need to talk real monotone when you do financial news.

This evening in financial news, the Dow Jones was up 3%. The NZSX 50 reported a rise of 3% and the official cash rate remains the same. Meanwhile, breaking news out of the warehouse. No, the warehouse where everyone gets a bargain. Wake up! Okay, this is the big news. Sorry, I'm listening. This regards the warehouse. You just did that so well I know, thank you

If you are planning on visiting the Big Red Shed To get yourself some goods, supplies, clothing, furniture, toys, food What don't they have? It's got everything It really, really does It's like a magical wonderland. You will no longer be able to pay for your goods with cheques. I'm out. I pay for all of my goods and services with a cheque.

The warehouse have announced that they will no longer accept payment in the form of paper written out with your pen that you keep inside your little checkbook and then hand it over. What an inconvenience. Have you ever seen those signs that some places have and it says, to avoid embarrassment, please don't ask if we accept checks. Why is that embarrassing? Why is that embarrassing?

Why is that embarrassing? You know what I mean? Because you have to admit that you're the sort of person who uses checks. Seriously, I don't understand checks. I never have. I've never had a checkbook. I don't think anyone in our generation ever has. My parents used to use them.

I used to pay my school fees with them. I absolutely get that. I just don't know how they work. How do you write down how much money you have in your bank account and then give it to someone because at the moment i go to i go to the shops and i pay for something with my card and if i don't have the money i can't take it but if i write down what's to stop me from taking a piece of paper to like um ford and going i want that ranger and they go it's 45 000 and then i write it down on a piece of paper and i give it boom it's yours and

then boom i drive away in the r. My mum still has a checkbook and I'm pretty sure she still uses it. Well, she can't shop at the warehouse anymore. She'll be devastated. More importantly, the warehouse. I don't know if you do. Do you guys have paywave? Because if you don't,

this is a message for all businesses, okay? Get paywave. Pay the extra. Get paywave I understand if you're a little dairy or something And there's a bit of a fee involved I don't mean this for you guys The big businesses out there

The big guys Who don't have paywave Get paywave Yeah stop being stingy And also Take my check That was the latest in financial news. For more, you can visit newstalkzb.co.nz.