ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 28th 2020

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? You're going to have to kick the bed off. I guess so. Hi, you beautiful bastards listening to this podcast. Listen here, you pricks. No, you've got to do a compliment first. Oh, listen here, you hot pricks. That'll do. That's good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Listen up, you beautiful degenerate... Careful. Yeah, okay. It's Friday where we are, which means it's time for an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Podcast. Yeah. That's right. You listen to it on the podcast, but you always think, I'd like to know my birthday banger. Well, you can, you beautiful bitch. You hot bitch. We get you guys to submit your birthday on our Facebook group. It's called the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory fan page bazinga.
Starting point is 00:00:58 And it desperately, I now agree that it needs a name change. It needs to be changed. But that's Brie's job and she just hasn't got around to it. I'm not an admin! Today we're going to do three people who have given us their birthday and we're going to start with Emma Keat all the way from Palmerston North, New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Palmerston North! Shout out to Porkchop Hill. Drarmiston North. Drarmiston North. Palmerston... What else did we hear it was called? Who cares? She was born on the 8th of March.
Starting point is 00:01:28 This is why I do it. She was born on the 9th of March, 1998. So she was 16 in 2014. On the 9th of March. And back in 2014, this had a number one hit. Oh, no. Sorry, Emma. Turn it down.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Turn it off, actually. No, no. I don't like that one. That song. Turn it down. Turn it off actually. No, no, I don't like that one. That song... Is a punish. Yeah, and I actually really liked it when it came out. But I don't think any song has ever been more overplayed than that song. Any radio announcer or anyone that worked in radio back in 2014 will hate that song. Anyone with ears.
Starting point is 00:02:01 But, so, sorry Emma, we don't hate you. We love you, but... How can a song about happiness evoke so much anger. But, so, sorry, Emma. We don't hate you. We love you, but your birthday... How can a song about happiness evoke so much anger? So, so much anger. Okay, let's go on to Zane. Oh! Zane Proden. Zane Proden.
Starting point is 00:02:14 It's from Warwick. Where's Warwick? It's like 30 minutes from Stanthorpe, where I'm from. I feel like every country town in Australia is 30 minutes from Stanthorpe. No, Warwick is actually the next closest town to Stanton. I thought that was Casino. No, Casino's two hours away. Oh, I don't know the geography.
Starting point is 00:02:31 In a different state. It's in New South Wales. Anyway, shout out to everyone in Warwick. Spent a lot of time at the Donut King at the Plaza. Oh, yeah. Anyway, Zane Proden from Warwick. He was born on the 4th of December 1977, which means he was 16 in 1993 And this is his birthday banger
Starting point is 00:02:50 This is Bryan Adams. Please forgive me. Oh, this is where he goes, please forgive me. Yeah, hopefully we'll hit that. Hang on. Is that it here? Please forgive me. I know not what I do.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Yeah, this is a classic hit. Yeah, it's a classic hit. Yeah, it's a good song. Well done, Zayn. Let's get one more birthday banger on for Pip Rogers. Pip! Hello, Pip! Toodle Pip, Pip. She's from Invercargill.
Starting point is 00:03:34 We were in Invercargill this week. This is an interesting... The producers have just given up. They just get all people from New Zealand now for the international birthday banger. This is the least international. Producer Ben, take the bed down and turn your microphone on. This is the least international international birthday banger you've ever organized us.
Starting point is 00:03:53 One's from Australia and two are from New Zealand. Turn the bed down. Sorry, we're all very tired. We've had a big week. Yeah, sorry. No one more tired than Ben, who's barely gone international at all. No, well, the reason is because there's a lot of New Zealand people posting in the group, and I can't just keep going international.
Starting point is 00:04:12 These are people that still can't ring up. They still can't ring up. Shouldn't have named it the International Birthday Makeup. You named it that. Did we? You did. You did. Well, that's good.
Starting point is 00:04:21 We digress. Let's do Pip Rogers from Invercargill. From Inver, she was born on the 6th of August 1990, which means her 16th was in 2006, and so was this number one hit. If I know Pip Rogers from Invercargill, this is the perfect song. Go Pip. Go Pip. Ross Boss is staring at us.
Starting point is 00:04:55 It's on a podcast, mate. It's a podcast. Chill out, all right? Take your broadcasting standard hat off and just relax for one minute, would you? Yeah, just chill out, you dickhead. Look at you, cool cat. You get up the same time as the rest of the country one fucking day oh don't start up that's called an inside joke can you censor him please that was very rude um ross we're going to make brian adams the winner of birthday yeah well you saw me dancing to that before yeah i was dancing i was like i love brian
Starting point is 00:05:22 adams and ben went i don't know who this guy is. Oh. Sometimes I wonder if Ben is actually a child with a mustache. Do you know what Ellie said to us yesterday? What's a DeLorean? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:05:33 that was bad from her. I talked to some kids in the office the other day, I call them kids now because I was talking about one and two cent pieces. Okay, no,
Starting point is 00:05:40 no, that's too far. No, now you're old. He's the winner of Birthday Banger. We'll play it until we have to stop. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good afternoon New Zealand and welcome to the show. Brie and Clint for a Friday afternoon. Yeah, happy Friday everyone.
Starting point is 00:06:21 You've made it. You're here. You're nearly done. Actually, you're very close. Not us. We've made it. You're here. You're nearly done. Actually, you're very close. Not us. We've got a bit longer to go. Yeah, and we've got treats for you all afternoon. Not just the secret sound today.
Starting point is 00:06:32 But today we'll be doing our signature competition, Friday Okie Bree. Yes, that's correct. The song this afternoon for Friday Okie you'd think would be easy. Turns out. Not so much. The Veronica's. What's it called again? Untouched.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Untouched. Apologies to Lisa. Jess. And the entire Veronica's family. Ahead of this afternoon's Friday Oaky. I've got a new found respect. Me too. Me too.
Starting point is 00:07:04 They're not just. They're not just pop stars. No, they can sing. They're true vocalists. So all that's on the way. Plus, of course, you're probably totally consumed with the idea of winning $50 million in the lotto tomorrow. If you're like me, and you are, I've got some details on how that's going to work. Because it has to be one brief.
Starting point is 00:07:22 It has to go this weekend. Someone has to take the money home. So that means, in my mind, 50 million is getting split between a couple of hundred people. Possibly. Possibly. Because it has to go, right? If that happens, I'll tell you what it looks like after Miley Cyrus. This is a slide away. Bree and Clint, ZM.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Bree and Clint. This weekend, New Zealand's biggest Ever Lotto draw Is going down 50 million dollars Has to be won In Lotto this weekend Stupid amount of money
Starting point is 00:07:52 Crazy amount of money I bought a ticket Last time Not this time What you were in For 42 But you're out for 50 Yeah well
Starting point is 00:08:00 No one is going to win 50 Well this is the thing Brie It has to be won This weekend Last weekend It rolled over No one won it That's fine this is the thing, Bree. It has to be won this weekend. Last weekend, it rolled over. No one won it. That's fine. This weekend, it's so big that it has to be won.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah, but when it has to be won, that means not one person can win the 50 million. Yeah, one person can still win it. Yeah, but the odds are even smaller. If it goes naturally, like if you get all the balls, and then you get the Powerball and you win Division 1 with Powerball, and you're the only one who does that, you'll get $50 million. Yeah. But what if that doesn't happen?
Starting point is 00:08:28 They just give it to everyone else? No. So how it works is, and this gets really interesting because it's possibly a really good thing. It probably is a really good thing if the $50 million gets split up, right? Are we better to make 10 five millionaires than one 50 millionaire? Yeah, sure. You don't agree? 10 5 millionaires than one 50 millionaire yeah sure you don't agree
Starting point is 00:08:46 no to be honest I think 50 million dollars is too much for any one person that's what I'm saying so maybe it's better that we make a whole lot of people rich with this money than one but anyway it's just a draw
Starting point is 00:08:57 and you can't control it what happens is if no one wins to win Powerball you've got to win division one and lotto first of all which is usually worth about a million dollars in itself and then you've got to get that one and Lotto first of all, which is usually worth about a million dollars in itself.
Starting point is 00:09:05 And then you've got to get that one ball on the end, so you then have a 1 in 10 chance of winning the Powerball as well. And that's why it doesn't go often, because it's so hard to get, first of all, those first six, and then that extra number on the end. So if people don't get Division 1, then it rolls down to Division 2. But you still have to have the powerball so you have to get all i think it's five balls right so if you if you get five and then you get the
Starting point is 00:09:30 powerball you still have to get the powerball number on there to get it um it happened last time they did a must win draw 40 people ended up winning division one in the lotto and that was a million dollars so 40 people won division one but not the powerball part of it right and they were in the million dollar draw and you go okay i'm sure i'm not the i'm sure i'm not the only one but hopefully i'm just one of a few 40 people won it and out of a million dollars they ended up getting 25 000 each what a disappointment 25 000 is fantastic but can you imagine you thought when you could have won a million you're thinking thinking you might be a millionaire, and then you get $25,000. But of that $40,000, two people had the Powerball or something,
Starting point is 00:10:11 and they got $2.5 million each. Right. So, yeah, there's a high chance that it's going to get split up this weekend. But I tell you who's not winning it. Who? You, because you're not buying a ticket. Yeah, maybe I'll buy a ticket. Good luck. Like we said, don't spend your gambling money if you don't have it.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Gamble responsibly or something. Yeah. Being a well-rounded lady in my 30s now, I am. What's well-rounded about you? I do my own washing. Yeah. It took you to your 30s to do your own washing. Yes. I wash to your 30s to do your own washing. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:46 I wash my sheets more. You've already said washing. More than, you know, but washing sheets is a different category. Okay, yeah, cool. You're a well, I'll accept it. You're a well-rounded woman in your 30s. And I 40% of the time don't eat grated cheese out of a bag for dinner. So you know what?
Starting point is 00:11:01 Pretty good. But I came across this meme, which I mean, you're in your 30s, well into them. Excuse me. And I thought. Excuse me. I am late, late 20s. No, you are mid 30s. We figured that out.
Starting point is 00:11:13 I'm late, late, late 20s. We figured it out. You're in your mids now. Yeah. When you say mids, I sound like I'm 35 though. That means you have to have mid-strength beer now. No, it doesn't. It means I have to have double-strength beer.
Starting point is 00:11:24 There's a meme that's going around, which which i mean you and i both can comment on this because we're both in our 30s now um but the producers can't because they're not so uh pretty much it says at the top of this meme by the time you turn 30 you should have at least one of these you should have at least one of the following. Okay, cool. And there's five things. Okay, shall we see how many each of us have got? Yeah, let's see how many each of us. And this is fun for all the 30-year-olds listening too.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Exactly. See how many you can tick off. You have to have at least one. Yeah. Okay, so number one, a drawer full of random cords. Yeah. Yes, I've got that. Got two drawers in a box.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I've got two, yeah, in a box. Number two. Most of them are chargers a box. I've got two, yeah, in a box. Number two. Most of them are chargers from phones that I don't use anymore. Yeah, most of mine's like camera gear and like weird cords from the TV that don't work in TVs anymore. And lots of Ethernet cables, yeah. Yeah, the Ethernet cables. Number two.
Starting point is 00:12:17 So we already have one on the list. Number two. Tupperware with half the lids missing. No, not me. I'm fastidious with my Tupperware. All of my Tupperware with half the lids missing No, not me I'm fastidious with my Tupperware All of my Tupperware has lids Oh, I'm definitely that person Okay, you can have that one But in fairness, I live in a flat
Starting point is 00:12:34 And I think it's not my fault Probably not your fault I think other people steal Anyone who's passionate about their Tupperware The way I just reacted belongs in their 30s though Absolutely You've even got the tin Tupperware. Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:12:46 It's very old person Tupperware, in my opinion. Number three. So I've got two, you've got one. Sleep deprivation. Yeah, I got a baby, so. Yeah, so you definitely have that. Well, this week, absolutely, I've had that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Because we've gotten up early a lot. Number four. A collection of Plastic bags Full of other Plastic bags I did have that Until they banned
Starting point is 00:13:10 Plastic bags Okay so let's do The 2020 And then I recycled All my plastic bags And now I've got No plastic bags Well we'll do
Starting point is 00:13:14 The 2020 version A collection of Reusable supermarket bags Reusable supermarket bags Containing other Reusable supermarket bags Yes Yeah I've got a whole
Starting point is 00:13:24 Heap of them Hanging on the back of the wardrobe drawer. I actually don't even have any room for them anymore. Nah. Because I literally still to this day cannot remember them every time. When you do start remembering, they'll come in handy. So don't get rid of them. No, I'm not getting rid of them, but I'm also like, what is the point of this? Anyway, the last one, number five, by the time you turn 30,
Starting point is 00:13:46 you should have at least one of the following. Anxiety. Tick. Yeah, okay. What about constant back pain? Tick. What about a four-day hangover? Why do you need to stop?
Starting point is 00:14:02 What about, you know, where you uncontrollably can't hold your wee anymore? Oh, no. Oh, no, just me? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the phone with us with interesting news about the Pussycat Dolls. Good afternoon, Dean. Hi, Dean.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Hello, guys. Yes, I bring you the hard-hitting, deep stories today. People have figured out and finally dramatically realised that not all the Pussycat Dolls have returned for the reunion. Now, we all know Nicole Scherzinger. Yeah. That time she's returned. Yeah. She's back.
Starting point is 00:14:41 She's back. There was actually five that used to be in it with her. And if you look closely, you'll notice that only four have returned, but no one kind of really noticed. And, of course, today, Twitter, you know how people are so mean these days on Instagram and all that. People have realized that there was, in fact, an extra one, and now they're trying to guess what the extra one's name was.
Starting point is 00:15:03 It's brutal. That's not very nice. I'd like to tell you what happened though. I've got a little bit of insight. So what happened with the other one that didn't come back, she's like working on her own song deal and she was like, this will interrupt and distract me. But I think she should have just done the reunion.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I think she should have done it too. Give her a boost. Yes. And some money. I mean, we don't know her situation, but I love that people didn't even, because there's always the joke about you only know Nicole Scherzinger
Starting point is 00:15:37 and the Pussycat Dolls. I'm pretty sure. Let me see if I know all of them. Nicole Scherzinger, that was the redhead, like the dyed redhead colour one. Yeah. There was two blonde ones. Yeah. Not their names,head, like the dyed redhead colour one. Yeah. There was two blonde ones.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Yeah. Not their names, but yeah, you're doing well. I'm trying. They're back. They're back. Okay, they're back.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Two blonde ones. There must be another brunette. There was a brunette. Yeah. Absolutely. That's four. I can't remember the fifth one. No, you're at five.
Starting point is 00:16:00 You've got to check Nicole Scherzinger in there as well. Oh, I got them then. Yeah. That's them. And which one of those is the stray cat, Dean? Which is the one that's gone walkabout?
Starting point is 00:16:08 One of the brunette ones. Okay. Well, I reckon. You know what's interesting, Dean? Producer Ellie and I went to So Pop last year, which is what the Pussycat Dolls are coming to New Zealand to do, that concert. And we saw Bewitched.
Starting point is 00:16:24 And we're sitting there watching and I said to producer Ellie like halfway through, I think, their first song. And I was like, I remember there was four of them and there was twins. Do you remember there was twins in that group? Yeah, Irish twins, yeah. There was only one twin that had returned
Starting point is 00:16:39 and then only one other member. And then they had two girls who were like backup dancers, but they wouldn't sing, but they'd give them microphones to make them look like they were singing. Yeah, right. But we caught on pretty quick. I think if you're a true Pussycat Dolls fan or a Bewitched fan at this stage of the career,
Starting point is 00:16:57 you take what you can get, right? Absolutely. They were still good. They were very good. That's the latest Pussycat Dolls from our Pussycat correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live from Los Angeles. Thanks to Samsung, the new Samsung Galaxy S20.
Starting point is 00:17:10 If you pre-order it before March 6th, you're going to get yourself free Galaxy Buds Plus. On a Friday, we get our producers in, and they collate the best and worst bits of the week. Producer Ben and Producer Ellie, hi. Hello. G'day, mate. Yeah, it takes up one of the things we have to do in the show,
Starting point is 00:17:26 and it's good on a Friday, isn't it? So I appreciate you guys chipping in. Yeah, I'm interested to see how you went with this. Obviously, we've all been limited for time this week. We've been to Invercargill and back. What a wonderful trip to Southwind that was. So Producer Ben has put in some mega hours to get it made for us this week. What can we expect, Ben?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Is this a 5 out of 10 effort, a 7 out of 10 effort, or a 10 out of 10 effort from you as always? It's a 10 out of 10 as always. Oh, good. One of my best. Okay. All right. One of your best.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Yeah. That's a big call from you. The best, actually. The best. The best. I like it. You're going even more bold. I like it.
Starting point is 00:18:02 It doesn't matter if it's not. You employ the Donald Trump technique of just saying enough times, and people will believe it. It's the best high-low I've ever done. Okay, relax. Well, here it is. The best high-low producer Ben has ever made. Breein Clint.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Previously with Zed-In's Breein Clint. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Breein Clint's highs and lows. All the high points of the week and the low points of the week. This week, mainly lows. We've just decided in this moment that we're going to start giving away high-low awards. And this week's award goes to Bree for the best ever radio tease of all time in the world. Heads up, she was really tired.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You can join Flesh, Wynne and Megan tomorrow morning at 7am when Secret Sound returns. Thanks to Save My Bacon and Brighter Way to Borrow. I'm next. Something. And this week, not only are we giving away awards, but we're also doing a Snap Poll. Bree and Clint's Snap Poll.
Starting point is 00:18:57 What's worse? Bree's plastic bag comment? I didn't realise how much kids love Bunnings Warehouse. She's only seven months old and you would think I took her to Disneyland. You could give a plastic bag to a kid and they'd think it was the best toy ever. Okay, you're never looking after my kid. You don't give kids plastic bags. Or Clint choking on a chip.
Starting point is 00:19:17 For the second day in a row, Bree, we've got houseplant news. It is... You alright? I've got a chip stuck in my throat. Can I have some water? No, that's my wallet. You want this? Sorry, excuse me everybody. Let's turn my mic. Can I have some water? No, that's my water. You want this? Sorry. Excuse me, everybody. Let's turn my mic off for a second.
Starting point is 00:19:27 It's alright. We'll wait. Oh, I'm back. That was terrifying. I didn't know what was going to happen. Make sure you like and subscribe and comment below. And this week, Brie brought some great bin chat to the show, but it might have gone on for a bit too long.
Starting point is 00:19:41 We love our bins, don't we? Yeah, we're bin men and women. Yes. So what's your general waste bin? I have a blue bin with a yellow lid, which used to be a recycling bin. Wait, a blue bin with a yellow lid?
Starting point is 00:19:54 20 minutes later. They should bring this in in New Zealand. Is it a food waste bin? No. This one I think is good as well, especially for our flat. I think we need to chuck that content in the bin bin, am I right? Nice, mate. And finally, in 2018, this happened on our show.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Do you know how many claps to put in? It's four. Shannon, it's four, okay? Okay. Are you ready? I believe so. Here we go. No one told you life was going to be this way.
Starting point is 00:20:26 No! Shannon, Shannon! Shannon, you muffed it again! Do you want a third attempt? Okay, good one. Come on, Shannon. Come on! Shannon, you did three.
Starting point is 00:20:43 That was great! And this week we decided it's about time to get some redemption. We go to call number three from Millie. Hi, Millie. All right, Millie. Hello. Hello, Millie. Come on, Millie.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Okay. Okay, turn the radio down. So we can hear it clearly, Millie. We don't want to stuff this up. All right, please. Okay, she's down. She's down. You're on.
Starting point is 00:21:12 It's your turn to shine. It was nine. I reckon it was late, but we got it. Nine. It was three claps. It was three. Yeah, that didn't go so great. So tune in next year, 2021, when we try again. And tune in next week for another Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Hi, Lo. I'm tired. Let's go home. Bye. Bree and Clint. This is for the single people, though. If you're a single person of any persuasion, there is an event which may interest you.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Auckland Museum is hosting a singles night on the 10th of March where you go to this beautiful venue in Auckland, the museum, and I guess it'll be up the top in that atrium bit and mix and mingle with other singles, you know? I've never been to the museum, but I can't, it wouldn't be the first place on my list where I'd go, hmm, where can I meet some people my own age who are, you know, looking for a partner?
Starting point is 00:22:04 I wouldn't say the museum's my top priority. Yeah, I don't think specifically you have to be a museum person. You don't have to be a fan of the museum. What they do need, though, is a particular gender and a particular sexual orientation that they're lacking. They've had really good buy-in from females, straight, gay, lesbian, transgender, all of that. They've actually had really good buy-in from every element of the LGBTQI plus community. That's all ticked off.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Straight single women, they've got plenty of those. They're just lacking some straight single men to attend the singles night. They're all on the bachelorette that's where they are they literally have taken every single single straight man in New Zealand and put him on that show they're all in Argentina
Starting point is 00:22:57 I never thought about it like that not only do you have to be straight male and single you also have to be straight, male and single You also have to be in Auckland Or be able to get to Auckland for the event Yeah, well that's the thing As well
Starting point is 00:23:09 If you're thinking, not for me Let me tell you a little bit about what the event is going to be like Okay So it's going to have live music There's going to be bands or DJs playing at it That's good because the museum is very quiet There's going to be a bar so you can drink at this thing, which let's not beat around the bush,
Starting point is 00:23:29 possibly the most important ingredient in an awkward social situation like this. Not that you need to be hammered, but you know. A couple of drinks. A couple of looseness. Make you a bit more comfortable. They also are going to have roving actors walking around to break the ice. So they're not actually going to be single people but they're going to go into conversations and they're going to spark up conversations to get it moving that
Starting point is 00:23:49 doesn't appeal to you no absolutely not why not no thanks again like the bachelorette where they had the mole in there they might have that guy in there wait so do you know which ones are the actors no oh i hate it what if you like are into one of the actors? And then they're like, sorry, I'm an actor. And then what if someone comes over and they're like, oh, I'm into you. And even if they're not an actor, that's their way out. And they'll just go, sorry, I'm one of the actors. Yeah, you got a good point. But at the end of the day, if you make a connection, you make a connection.
Starting point is 00:24:22 It also gives you an out. It doesn't matter if they're an actor. They still have needs and wants. Yeah, but they might be with someone. Yeah, okay, fine. Because they're acting. Yeah, I didn't think about that. But it also does give you an out as well.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Like if you're in a situation where obviously you've gone as a single person and then someone's getting, you know. Into you. And you're like not feeling this. And you're like, sorry, I'm an actor. And they go, oh, you're not an actor because I'm an actor. I was just pretending to be into you. You don't have to be rude about it.
Starting point is 00:24:48 You may have not seen my work. I did a Colgate ad once. Technically, actor. If this appeals to you, and you are a single, straight male, then you should go to the museum on the 10th of March because you're the one category of person that the event is lacking at the moment. Good odds. Bree and Clint. Let's play the One Second Song Challenge.
Starting point is 00:25:18 This is the game every week where Bree and I go head to head and you just have to pick a winner, right? And you can win yourself free mobile fuel. That's right. Who is on the phones first? That's you, Anna. Hi. Hi. Who's your horse? Who are you backing in the one second song challenge this week? Me or Bree? Um, I mean,
Starting point is 00:25:36 I'm going to put my faith in Bree. I'm going to do it. I've got a bit of a lame foot in this game, but I'll do my best for you, Anna. Cool. Wait there. That means, Mel, I'm playing for you, okay? Yep. If I win the one-second song challenge... Wow, such a
Starting point is 00:25:52 vote of confidence. Mel, Mel, alright. Yeah, alright, it's fine. Look, I'm going to do my best, and we're all going to do our best. Producer Ellie, what's the theme this week? Alright, it's a song from the 2010s, for no reason at all. Just for fun. My brain for some reason thought you said the 1910s.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I was like, well, this is going to be a long game. No, so all these songs were released in the year of 2010. Whoa, okay. Yeah. The 1910s. Is that Daddy Please Don't Send Me to War? Okay, cool. Yep, let's do this.
Starting point is 00:26:19 All right. When you're ready, Ben, hit off the first song. Yes, Brie. Yeah, nice pitch. Bruno Mars. Just the way you are. That is the trick. Nice.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah. One of my actual, to be honest, one of my more liked songs from Bruno. Yeah, right. This was a track. Brie hates Bruno Mars. I don't hate him. Just some of his more recent ones, auno yeah right this was a quite this was a track brie hates bruno mars i don't hate him just some of these more recent ones a lot of them sound the same okay what's next what's next all right song number two yeah it was a yeah no i've got it just checking yo all right number two good oh oh brie damn it i said my name instead of pushing the buzzer Damn it, what is their
Starting point is 00:27:05 What is their name I know the song Yep, yep No, it's not Far East Movement It's like a G6 And what do you reckon the artist is Oh, what is their name It's not there
Starting point is 00:27:24 It's not in my It's not there. It's not in my brain. Far East Movement. That is correct. Yes! Yes! I was like, come on, Bree. May as well have a crack.
Starting point is 00:27:33 She goes, it's not Far East Movement. I'm like, yes, it is. I'm like, do a poker face. Do a poker face. You did a good poker face. Did I? Normally, you're terrible. I know.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Okay, you can win the game here if you get this one. You can. All right, song number three. Sorry. Sorry, guys. God damn it. Who buzzed in? Ellie's job is to reset the buzzers each time.
Starting point is 00:27:59 And I screw it up every time. It's okay, you go. It's Clint, though. I don't want the sympathy. But it was Clint. Because I'm just going to say Robin dancing on my own. It's going to's Clint, though. I don't want the sympathy. But it was Clint. Because I'm just going to say Robin dancing on my own, but it's going to be
Starting point is 00:28:07 a hollow victory. I knew it as well. Okay. That was correct. That's my bad. Have you reset? I'm going to do it right now, right in front of everyone.
Starting point is 00:28:17 There we go. You were not going to do it again. Okay. Song number four. Breathe. Usher. No, okay. Song number four. Bree. Usher. Yeah, man. Every Usher song.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Yeah, it's not helping me, that part, is it? I want to say... This is a stab. All right. Oh, my God. That's incorrect. Clint. Usher.
Starting point is 00:28:52 DJ got us falling in love. That is correct. Damn it, Usher. Make the start of your song sound different. Oh, God. Yeah, man. All right. Okay, now we're at tie break.
Starting point is 00:29:04 This is the tie break. Okay. Are the buzzers working? The buzzers are on. Oh, my God. Yeah, man. All right. Okay, now we're at tie break. This is the tie break. Okay. Are the buzzers working? The buzzers are on. Okay, song number five. Three. It's Nicki Minaj. It's one or the other.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I'm going to say Super Bass. That is correct. Yes! Oh, she's one or the other. I'm going to say Superbase. That is correct. Yes! Oh, she's taken the game. Anna, congratulations. Bree has won free mobile fuel for you this afternoon. Amazing. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:29:35 No worries. I got the medical attention I needed to my hoof and I was on the road. Bree and Clint. This is really good news going into the weekend, especially if you're set to have a few drinks. I know I am. I'm going to a wedding, so I'm keen for this study. It says that apparently a new study has found drinking alcohol every day
Starting point is 00:30:00 can vastly increase your chances of reaching 90 years old. Finally, some good alcohol-based news. The study was conducted by a team of researchers at a university in the Netherlands and suggests that drinking alcohol in moderation might be better for a long and healthy life than abstaining from alcohol completely. Okay. What is the benefit of having some alcohol? I assume that doesn't mean like getting steamed every night.
Starting point is 00:30:30 No, it means a very tiny amount. It does not mean binge drinking. It does not mean doing beer bongs on the weekend. There's a guy with a goon bag strapped to his arm right now. No. He's going, damn it! No, that's not what it means. So apparently what they did was they tracked 5,000 men and women
Starting point is 00:30:47 born between 1916 and 1917 using data from the Netherlands. Participants were quizzed on their drinking habits in 1986 when they were in their 60s, obviously. Yeah. And then before researchers followed up with them until the age of 90. So these are the results. It found that 34% of the women and 16% of the men survived to the age of 90. Yep.
Starting point is 00:31:15 And those who drank 5 to 15, what's G slash D? Probably, I mean, imagine it means standard drink. G slash D. Gallons of drink. I don't know. Anyway, of alcohol. Anyway, so it means the people who were drinking a little bit of alcohol every week actually had the highest probability of reaching 90 out of that group of people.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Oh, that's fantastic news. Isn't that great news? Yeah. Can I reinterpret that data somewhat? Yeah. So they were born between 1916 and 1917. Yes. Which means they lived through World War II, two Great Depressions,
Starting point is 00:31:57 probably the Vietnam War, and however many global crises that have happened. The Cold War. If you didn't drink, I guarantee there's no way you would have survived. You would have been so stressed. You would have had to drink, you know? Yeah, that's... Even just to keep warm, sometimes you would have needed a drink.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Yeah, it's probably not the best group of people to be testing, to be honest. I want to see a test run on Otago Uni students who attended a university between 2010 and 2015. I mean, it'll be a while until we get the data. I was going to say, it's going to be a long while, but we're willing to wait. Are we, as a friendship group, freaking out about coronavirus yet? It's really hard to obviously, the media are just clinging on to every piece of information right and i find it really hard to believe everything that's out in the media do you find that um it's a fine line i don't want to distrust i think new zealand media do quite a good job largely but at
Starting point is 00:32:57 the same time it's their job to get the information like they have to keep people up to date because otherwise how are we going to find out anything about coronavirus in the first place? Yeah, but some information that certain media outlets put out there, I think, to be honest, isn't 100% confirmed. And it creates hysteria. Okay, but you personally, are you freaked out about coronavirus yet? I mean, of course. You have to be. It's not very, you know, it's definitely not something where I'm like,
Starting point is 00:33:27 it'll be fine. But, like, you know, in New Zealand, obviously, you feel a little bit safer. But who knows what's going to happen. It could crash the whole economy. In the last day or so, I've started to get a bit more paranoid about it. And I think you do Like I don't know I'm starting to go Maybe I need to
Starting point is 00:33:47 Get some food together Maybe we need to Because you meant to have Your emergency kit ready anyway Maybe we need to stockpile Some tinned food And some basics Like toilet paper
Starting point is 00:33:55 And things like that I already have That in my cupboard Yeah Tinned food and toilet paper I'm just someone who I literally Zombie apocalypse
Starting point is 00:34:04 Coronavirus outbreak You're ready to go I'm ready Yeah right well I'm just someone who I literally zombie apocalypse coronavirus outbreak you're ready to go I'm ready yeah right well I'm not so I will be going to New World this weekend and be buying trays of cat food
Starting point is 00:34:13 and baked beans there's news out from the WHO or the WHO or the World Health Organisation that it says some people may be more at risk
Starting point is 00:34:24 to coronavirus than others today and that's people people may be more at risk to coronavirus than others today, and that's people who have beards. I thought you were going to say older people and kids. Oh, yeah, definitely them too. Those people as well, yeah. But people with beards, apparently, if it gets to a stage where we all have to wear masks every day, beards prevent masks from working.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Why? Because coronavirus, that beard that you've been growing for a craft beer festival coming up in 2022, and you've been crafting this thing for the last four years, it might have to go for coronavirus. Because if you've got a beard, the mask can't form a seal on your skin around your face. And did you know,
Starting point is 00:35:00 that's why you never see a pilot with a beard? Because if in an emergency, they have to put that oxygen mask on, the oxygen mask can't form a seal around their face if they've got any kind of facial hair. And that's also why you see a lot of pilots with mustaches, because they still want to have some facial hair, but a mustache will work because it doesn't stop the seal from forming. Surely they've invented a mask for a pilot that can do that. It has to be one that they can strap on really quickly in an emergency.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Because more than anybody else, the pilot has to stay in operation. I would be in trouble too. You can't even have stubble for these masks to form a seal on your face. Yeah, stubble on your face is enough to stop it from forming a seal. So that's no good. That's why pilots are always clean shaven. Really? And that's why so many of them have mustaches,
Starting point is 00:35:44 which has nothing to do with coronavirus, but yeah. Did not know that. I guess I'm in trouble as well. So here's a loophole. If you are a girl who hates her partner's facial hair, maybe now you can tell him he needs to shave it off, you know, for coronavirus. Use it against him.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Scare him. This is, I don't know if it's sad or if it's relatable, you know, for coronavirus. Use it against him. Scare him. Bree and Clint. This is, I don't know if it's sad or if it's relatable, but these are stats coming out of Australia today saying a new research has found that a third of young Australian adults are guilty of stealing office toilet paper as a result of how much it costs to live out of home for the first time. Oh, right. I feel, I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:36:27 It could be sad. I feel like it's just a rite of passage though. Pretty standard. I mean, I remember when I first moved out of home, I was like, geez, I didn't realize it costs this much. You don't realize that you literally have to pay for everything. Like even that bottle of spray that lives underneath the sink that you clean things with.
Starting point is 00:36:44 You pay for it. You got to pay for that. Tea towel, pay tea towel buy those yeah paper towels buy those yeah you want something to eat with like a fork you gotta buy that you gotta buy those too yeah it's um it's quite interesting to see that more than one third of um people take household items from work or a public place due to the cost. Yeah. I've not done it in my time at ZM, but I've definitely... Sure you haven't. No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:37:14 One, because I don't need to. But two, the toilet rolls here are too big. Yeah, that's how they get you here. They're big industrial ones, and they're inside that plastic cabinet thing and it's got a key. Now that I say that, I've taken one of those before. You've taken one of the big ones? Yeah, I took it from my last workplace. The problem
Starting point is 00:37:33 with stealing those is, well actually there's multiple problems. One is they're single ply. Yeah, it's not the best toilet paper I've used but it's, hey, it's better than none. It's better than none. The other one is if you put that in your toilet, anybody who comes to your house knows you robbed it because you don't buy those.
Starting point is 00:37:50 They don't stock those at New World. No, I just tell them that I order in bulk from Bunnings. Yeah, and they're like, it won't even fit on the roll. And you're like, yeah, just break yourself off before you go in. It's like, you know, it's even like, you know what I hate? I hate those toilet rolls from like Countdown or wherever. And they're like the triple, what do they call them? They're like the triple length.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Oh, extra long. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So there's single, which is a single roll. And there's double roll. And then triple roll. I've not seen triple roll. Yeah, triple roll.
Starting point is 00:38:21 We get double roll. Quilt on, do them. We're having some good toilet paper chat here. They're going too far with the triple roll because they never fit roll. We get double roll. Quilt on, do them. We're having some good toilet paper chat here. They're going too far with the triple roll because they never fit on an actual toilet roll holder. Unless...
Starting point is 00:38:30 They always get stuck on the wall. Unless you're the sort of person who uses one full roll at a time. Who is doing that? Because if you do that, you get your triple roll out
Starting point is 00:38:39 for the first time. Use like one serving, which is a whole roll. One serving. And then you're down to a double, you're down to a double will go on the holder. How many pieces of toilet paper would you use?
Starting point is 00:38:48 I don't count the squares. I'm not a folder. So you're not a folder. No. Yeah, because the folders would count. They would know how many squares they use. Surely it's eight squares at a time, folded into four, folded into two, folded into one.
Starting point is 00:38:59 What is the ideal? So let's think about this. Eight? Or is it four? Four for a wee, eight for a number two. All I know is when you don't have to buy your toilet paper based on price, that's when you know you're rich. When you can buy the toilet paper that feels the nicest on your bottom,
Starting point is 00:39:18 that's when you know that you've made it in life. Absolutely. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As at Herald's new podcast, the front page is your short, sharp daily news podcast. life.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Let's do Friday-oke. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Fridayoke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Fridayoke! I know it may seem like we say this every week,
Starting point is 00:40:17 but I don't want to do this week's one. Nah, let's do it. That's what it's about. You and I, both just average, horrific singers, just having a go. This is one I wasn't even scared of when you suggested that we sing it. It wasn't until I stepped into that booth that I realised this song is physically unsingable. I feel like you and I both had the same experience in the booth this week.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Today for Friday Okie, Brie and I have both spent the same amount of time with a professional audio producer to make our best attempt at this song by the Veronicas. I feel so untouched and I want you so much. What a tune! It doesn't sound like it would be that hard, does it? It doesn't, but then you realise that the two twins together in unison... They've got something. They make quite the lyrical geniuses.
Starting point is 00:41:07 This is what you need to do. We would like you to listen to both Friday Okies impartially. Just listen to them both. And then once you've heard both, call us on 0800-DIAL-ZM and tell us who wins. Oh, no. Okay? Five votes will decide it.
Starting point is 00:41:19 As the person who chose the song, Brie, you have the honour of going first this week. Please, just turn your radio down. Just listen to it on low. That's some good advice from me. It's better on a low, low sound setting. Yeah, or off. Or off.
Starting point is 00:41:41 All the way down. Here we go. Don't even talk about the consequence Cause right now you're the only thing that's making any sense to me And I don't give a damn what they say and what they think Cause you're the only one who's on my mind I'll never ever let you leave me Don't try to stop time forever Never wanna hear you say goodbye Brace yourself everyone
Starting point is 00:42:16 I feel so untouched and I want you so much That I just can't resist you It's not enough to say that I want you so much that I just can't resist you. It's not enough to say that I miss you. I feel so untouched right now. Need you so much somehow. I can't forget you. Going crazy from the moment I met you. It's tough.
Starting point is 00:42:43 I feel like I went all right in the first part. I think, no, I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. Who am I to judge until you hurt mine? It's very distorted. I don't know what effect Al, our audio producer, put on. I think he did the best he could, I think. I think he's done the best he can.
Starting point is 00:42:58 So that's Breeze Friday Oaky. Like I said, no judgment whatsoever. Okay. Because here comes mine. All right. I'm ready. After this. It's a long intro for this song, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:43:08 After this, you tell us who's won. Bree and Clint. I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want don't stop Gimme gimme gimme what you got got Cause I can't wait wait wait anymore more more more Don't even talk about the consequence Cause right now you're the only thing that's making any sense to me And I don't give a damn what they say or what they think Think cause you're the only one who's on my mind I'll never ever let you leave me
Starting point is 00:43:40 I'll try to stop time forever never wanna hear you say goodbye Bye bye bye bye bye I feel so untouched you leave me. I'll try to stop time forever, never want to hear you say goodbye. I feel so untouched and I want you so much that I just can't resist you. It's not enough to say that I miss you. I feel so untouched right now, need you so much, so how I can't forget you. Why would you do that? Why would you be like, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, and then yours is really good? It was average. No, it wasn't. It was flat.
Starting point is 00:44:16 The whole thing was, I just think that you and I... Well, to my ear, which is a very flat ear, it was fine. I feel like you and I set a new bar for ourselves last week with that Elton John song. Yeah, that's hard to beat, isn't it? And then we've just driven off a cliff this week.
Starting point is 00:44:29 But look, hey, it's done now. It's out there. Those never have to see the light of day ever again. All we want is someone to call up and tell us who won this week. Five people,
Starting point is 00:44:37 0800-DIALS-AT-M. You can have your say. Who are you backing in this week for Friday Oki? Bree and Clint. Friday Oki? Brie and Clint. Friday Oki! If you're just joining us every Friday at this time, we go head-to-head in a singing competition.
Starting point is 00:44:54 And neither of us are that great. Let's be honest. That may come as a surprise to you if you've never heard the segment before. If you have, you'll know that. This week we did Brie's choice of the Veronica's, Untouched. Bree sounded like this. Sorry, Bree sounded like this.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Don't play from the start. Somehow I can't forget you. Going crazy from the moment I met you. Passion, that's what that is. And mine sounded like this. Somehow I can't forget you. Been going crazy since the moment I met you. I'm glad we played very short snippets of the replays.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Do you think that if we'd sung together, we'd be more like Lisa and Jess and we'd find a harmony in the middle? We did do a good duet last week. Five votes to pick the winner. Millie's first. Hi, Millie. Hi, Millie. Hello.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Any advice this week on the Friday Oki? Any critiques? No, but I think, Brie, I think you're really hard on yourself. You're actually really good. That's being very, very nice, I think. Good enough to get your vote? Yeah, I'm voting for Brie today. Oh, thanks, Millie.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Appreciate it. Madeline's here. Hi, Madeline. Hi, guys. How's it going. Oh, thanks, Millie. Appreciate it. Madeline's here. Hi, Madeline. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks, Mads. What are your thoughts this week? Hi.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Okay, well, don't you vote because that is a dull and hard song to sing. But Brie, you've got my vote. I thought you did really well. Really? Wow, okay. Are you sure? Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Clint sounded like there was a million Clint's locked in one room and they were all really nasally trying to scream. All right. Okay. All right. You just needed to say Brie wins. Thanks a lot. Brie wins. Brie wins.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Thanks, Mads. Jack's here. Hey, Jack's. Hi, Jack's. Hey. How are you guys going? Good. How are you going after that?
Starting point is 00:46:40 Might need some therapy. Who gets your vote? So do we. Who do you think did a better job of the Veronicas for Friday Oki this week? Sorry, Brie, but it's got to be Clint. No, that is not fair enough. I agree. Damn, I definitely knew that I was doing key changes in harmonies as well.
Starting point is 00:46:56 That's definitely a thing I know how to do. Matching pitch. I've learnt that. We're at 2-1. Lily, who's your vote for on Friday Oki this week? Hi, Lily. Hi, I've got to go for Clint. He really did a good job.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I thought it was going to be not as good, but he did good. I agree with you. That's the ultimate compliment in this game. I thought it was going to be not as good, but it was good. Okay, we're at tiebreak. Thank you, Lily. That is a compliment. The final vote goes to you, Alice.
Starting point is 00:47:22 And just so you know, you have the deciding vote in Friday Okie this week. Come on, Alice. What are you thinking? Oh, no. I'm voting for Clint on this one. Yeah, I have to agree. And if I was voting, I would definitely vote for you. Cool.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Well, I'm happy to take the victory. It feels hollow because I never want to hear that again. I don't think yours was bad at all. Next week, we're going to choose a nice, easy Ed Sheeran song to sing, or something like that. Oh, yeah, because Ed Sheeran, one of the greatest singers in the world at the moment, is so easy.
Starting point is 00:47:56 That's Friday Oaky. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday Banger. All right, time to get a birthday banger for a Friday. What was top of the charts on these people's 16th birthdays?
Starting point is 00:48:09 Let's figure it out. Dan, hi. Hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday, Dan? 10th of November, 1989. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:17 You were 16 in 2005 on the 10th of November. And on that day, this topped the charts. Yes. What a tune. What a tune. One of the coolest one-hit wonders, I reckon. Metafix. That's a great birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:48:38 What year are we talking? That's 2005. 2005. Okay, it's a good one. Dan, wait there. We'll get another one on for Alex. Hi, Alex. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:48:49 How you doing? Good. What's your birthday? June 10th, 1997. All right. You were 16 in 2013 on the 10th of June. And back in 2013, this had a number one hit. Girl.
Starting point is 00:49:10 I still remember the exact place I was when I first heard this song. Yeah. It was the perfect follow-up song to Royals, this. Lord Tennis Court. Do you love it, Alex? You a Lord fan? How good. How good.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Who isn't? She nailed it. Yeah, she's incredible're a Lorde fan? How good. How good. Who isn't? She nailed it. Yeah, she's incredible. I can't wait for new music. She'll be coming soon. Jess, you get the last birthday banger this week. Welcome to the show. Hi, Jess.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Hi. Thanks for having me. No worries. What's your birthday? My birthday is October the 23rd, 1986. All right. You were 16 in 2002 on the 23rd of October and Jess, this is your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:49:48 The tide is high but I'm holding on I'm gonna be all night That is amazing! Sugar Babes? Atomic Kitten. Atomic Kitten, right. Sorry, sorry. I get all
Starting point is 00:50:04 Saints, Atomic Kitten and Sugar Babes confused. They are completely different. I know. Abomination, mate. I don't know either. Okay. We need to pick a winner. It's either going to be, what did you say?
Starting point is 00:50:15 Atomic Kitten. Atomic Kitten. Again. I just didn't want to get it wrong. There's a shade towards Atomic Kitten. Can you believe this, Jess? Atomic Kitten, Lorde. No, I can't believe it. Or Metafix. Now you have to pick Atomic Kitten. Can you believe this, Jess? Atomic Kitten, Lorde. No, I can't believe it.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Or Metafix. Now you have to pick Atomic Kitten. But I was going to choose Metafix. No, you've been so disrespectful. I don't know. Yeah, I'm picking between those two as well. Jess, do you like Metafix? Come on.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Definitely not over Atomic Kittens, mate. I'm picking Atomic Kittens. Fine, I'll go Atomic Kittens mate I'm picking Atomic Kittens Fine I'll go Atomic Kittens as well Fine No it wins That wins The tide is high Yay
Starting point is 00:50:51 Jess you win birthday bigger Thanks for playing mate No worries Thank you See you Jess Bree and Clint This is The Sugar Babes Never give up
Starting point is 00:51:00 The tide is high But I'm holding on What are you doing? It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad But it's the way you do the things you do to me I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that Oh no The tide is high but I'm holding on I'm gonna be your number one The tide is high but I'm holding on I'm gonna be your number one
Starting point is 00:51:57 Number one Number one I'm not the one Every girl wants you to be her man But I'll wait right here till it's my turn I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that Oh no The tide is high but I'm holding on Just like that. Oh, no. The tide is high, but I'm holding on. I'm going to be your number one. The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
Starting point is 00:52:39 I'm going to be your number one. Your number one. Number one. Number one. Come on. Every time that I get the feeling, you give me something to believe in. Every time that I got you near me, I know the way that I want it to be. But you know I'm gonna take my chance now I'm gonna make it happen somehow
Starting point is 00:53:07 And you know I can take the pressure A moment's pain for a lifetime's pleasure Every girl wants you to be her man But I'll wait right here till it's my turn I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:53:32 The tide is high but I'm holding on. I'm gonna be your number one. The tide is high but I'm holding on. I'm holding on I'm gonna be your number one
Starting point is 00:53:50 Every time that I get the feeling You give me something to believe in Every time that I got you near me I know the way that I want it to be Zeddy and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today for JIS, Atomic Ketan, The Tide Is High. Yes, the girls. I'm pretty sure in that film clip of that song, one of them is very heavily pregnant.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Oh, yeah? Or maybe it's this song. Hole Again? Yeah, if you go back and look, yeah, they're trying to cover it, but she's very pregnant. Why hide it? That's what I was thinking. Why hide it? That's what I was thinking Why hide it?
Starting point is 00:54:26 Yeah, but I mean, who knows When are we going to get the world's first all pregnant girl band? It might be hard to sync them up There's a bit of pressure on their relationships there, isn't it? Okay, that's Birthday Bang and we do it every day About 5.30 we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday Brie and Clint banger we do it every day about 5 30 we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday there's a interesting study from britain uh or a survey rather that has asked people if they have their dogs sleep in their bed with them
Starting point is 00:54:58 sleep in doggy style well pretty much um. It's quite interesting the results that have come saying apparently eight out of ten pet owners compromise their own sleep for their pet's comfort. Yeah, okay. A quarter of them let their dog steal the duvet and 12% even kick their partner out of bed to give their pets more room. Whoa, okay. Yep. Which is quite full on. Yeah. I have cats.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Yeah. Not dogs. I've never had a dog. Do they sleep in the bed? Yeah, one of them will sleep in the bed. And I can 100% Bowie. I can 100% relate to the feeling of sacrificing your own comfort for them. Yeah. Because you just feel so privileged that they've chosen to sleep with you, and so you don't want to disturb them.
Starting point is 00:55:49 And sometimes it means that you're sleeping curled up like a pretzel. And, yeah, you feel way worse for it the next day. Yeah. But you just do it. I think this is interesting to me because I'm literally thinking, I've been thinking about getting a dog for 10 years. I am one of the biggest dog lovers you will ever meet in your whole life. I'm obsessed with them.
Starting point is 00:56:07 And I'm probably going to get one this year, so I'm pretty excited. So I have to start thinking about this. Yeah. I would definitely allow the dog in my bed. Cuddles, Netflix. Chill. Chill. All that stuff.
Starting point is 00:56:21 But especially because I've got a partner now, I feel like maybe at night time when we're literally about to go to sleep like not when we're just hanging out yeah but when we're about to go to sleep i feel like i might put the dog in their own bed because they're a third wheel well maybe a little bit they can be a little bit of a wedge you know like it could ruin the mood a little bit yeah okay i think your opinion will change when you get a dog also this is heavily dependent on the size of your dog can we say as well yeah if you've got a german shepherd it ain't sleeping in the bed it's not sleeping in
Starting point is 00:56:54 the bed no unless unless you're single then there's room unless you're single and you've got a really big bed we're not talking about the um the hygiene side of this either i'm probably not hugely hygienic to have any animal in your bed. No. But when you're a pet owner, you don't think about that. I think you just... Because you don't think about them as dirty. No, and you just obviously just deal with the fact that things are a little bit messier.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Yeah. A little bit dirtier. Just on the personal side, would you be able to do it if there was an animal in the room? I have before. Yeah. I could do it again. Yeah, I know the room? I have before. Yeah. I could do it again. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Same. Same with going to the toilet. Gear yourself up for a bit of a strange family story. This is coming out of Russia. It's a story about a popular Russian blogger. Her name is Marina. She has about 400,000 people on Instagram that follow her. And she's lived with her husband for the past 10 years.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Before, unfortunately, the relationship has ended in divorce. Oh. Which is sad. So she's currently 35. And recently she has revealed that she has a new man in her life. Congratulations. To all of her followers. It's her ex-husband's 20-year-old son, Vladimir.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Ah, okay. I don't know how things work in Russia. I've never been to Russia, but maybe that's kosher? So this is, I don't think so because she has come out on social media and she was like, you know, I know a lot of you aren't going to agree with this, et cetera, et cetera. But, you know, we fell in love and this is, you know, we're happy. Is she an influencer? She is, yeah. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Yeah. And it's obviously not her son. No, so. Because she's only 35 and he's 20, is that right? Yeah, so he's 20, not her son. No. Because she's only 35 and he's 20. Is that right? Yeah. So he's 20. Not her son.
Starting point is 00:58:48 She adopted, I think he had five children. Oh, yeah. And she became, yeah. But I'm pretty sure they also had kids together. Yeah. And they are now, Marina and Vladimir, are now helping to raise the three other siblings. The weird thing is she's 35, he's 20.
Starting point is 00:59:08 She was married to the dad for 10 years. So she's known this kid since he was 10. I know. And that's what makes it a bit strange. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't like it when people say this comparison
Starting point is 00:59:21 because it doesn't always work. But this would be infinitely more creepy if it was a man. Wouldn't it? Yeah. If it was a 35-year-old man who was shacking up with his ex-wife's daughter. To be honest,
Starting point is 00:59:33 it's creepy either way. I don't really look at it like that. I just think it's creepy both ways. Yeah, fair enough. A little bit. Yeah, he would have been 10. Did she leave the dad? Or did the dad leave her?
Starting point is 00:59:44 That's a good question. Because it's just like a revenge thing. If she's like, if I can't have you. And were they having, you know, an affair beforehand? Well, he's 20. I mean, you know, it might have been for a year before. Who knows? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Yeah, no, that's off. But can you imagine, what do you think is worse? The ex-wife having to tell the husband that she's dating his son or the son having to tell his dad that he's dating his ex-wife? The son. The son, I think. Because he still has a tie with him and a good relationship. Look, it's bad both ways.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Because you're keeping a broken relationship together then too. She's still has to, she's got to be rounded at his place at Christmas. Yeah. Like if he, he's not even 21 yet. If he needs to get like a new passport or something, she's going to have to ask the dad to sign the documents. Well, at least they know each other. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:39 That's the latest in... Weird family stories. Weird Russian influencer stories.

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