ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 3rd 2020

Episode Date: February 3, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. G'day guys. Do I sound older? I am older, that's why I'm asking. Do I sound older? No, you sound the same. Right. I think. Having my birthday on the weekend and I definitely feel like the age that I am.

Do you ever get that? When you turned 30? Yep. Which was... Thanks for bringing it up. Well mate, I just turned 33, so chill out, okay? To be honest... I'd give my left nut to being 30, is that what you say? No for bringing it up. Well, mate, I just turned 33, so chill out, okay? To be honest. I'd give my left nut to being 30. Is that what you say?

No, my left flap. No, to be honest, I do feel 30. Like, I can't feel my right arse cheek right now. Honestly. Yeah. I get, like, bad nerve pain through my right arse cheek. What? And I'm like, shit, I'm 30.

I woke up and I was sore. Yeah. All I did was frigging lay. What's the age where your back hurts for no reason? Because I've got that. I got that pretty early

to be honest. Okay, well, I got it. I've already got it so it's not 33. It's not 30. No. I reckon it's...

I reckon 27. Producers, you guys are mid-20s? Yeah, when you get sore back. Ellie had a back injury like me so you can't ask her or not. Yeah. What about you, Ben?

When did your back start hurting? I haven't got a sore back. Well, there you go. How old are you? 26. Okay, so it's somewhere between. How old are you, Ellie? 27.

Okay, so it's somewhere between 26 and 27. Hey, Ben. I've got like 20 days. Hey, Ben, it's coming. We're just killing time, really. I've really got to leave So welcome to a very short podcast intro And here's today's podcast

Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Go to New Zealand. Good afternoon.

Hey, happy Super Bowl Sunday, Bree. That's right. The halftime show's just gone to air. Neither of us have seen any of the game, but, golly, we lapped up the halftime show. And, boy, golly, I ate those free hot dogs that were out there. Oh, yeah, someone's having a Super Bowl party out there. Yeah, it's great. Do you know I heard a stat today that Americans today on Super Bowl Sunday as a nation will consume 1.6 billion chicken wings.

Oh, my God. Yeah. That is a lot of chicken wings. It's a lot of chicken wings. It's their biggest sporting day. Speaking of, obviously, hot dogs, a lot of hot dogs will be consumed. You guys here in NZ call hot dogs a Dagwood dog. No.

No, you call a hot dog... Which hot dog are you talking about? ...which is what a Dagwood dog is in Australia. What are you talking about? Or a Pluto pup. What are you talking about? What do you call the thing... Which hot dog are you talking about?

What do you call the thing that is a sausage but it's battered? A hot dog. Weird. You get it from the fish and chip shop and you call the thing that is a sausage but it's battered? A hot dog. Weird. You get it from the fish and chip shop and you call it a hot dog. You call that a hot dog? Yeah. So what do you call an actual hot dog? You mean a sausage in a bun?

A hot dog. Is that what you're referring to? Sausage in a bun? Yeah, the red sausage in the bun. American hot dog. So that's an American hot dog and then the one on a stick is a hot dog. Yeah, see? That's so bizarre to me.

Who calls it a Pluto pup? Well, we call it either, to be honest, real ridgy-didge Aussies call it a Dagwood dog. Right. This is a hot dog. And then a normal hot dog is a hot dog. They're all sausage-based hot sausages. The weirdest bit is that any of them have the word dog in them. That's the real weird thing. Yeah, because they're not actually, well, let's hope they're not made up of dog.

If anything, it's a hot cow. Yeah, it's a hot cow. Yeah. Hey, today on the show, The Secret Sound has launched. This is so frigging exciting. Are we at 50 grand? Are we starting with $50,000? It's 50k just to start off.

So you could win $50,000 on the show this afternoon. We will give you a chance to guess the secret sound at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock today. And here's a little trick for you. The activator is going to play just before then. So if you're listening from about 10 to,

then you will hear it as soon as it plays and you can call 0800 dial ZM. Another hot tip for those people who really are getting into it. Don't call early because the phone lines

will be closed. Yeah, we've got to shut them off. It goes too crazy. So as soon as we tell you to call, that's when the phone lines will be open. How good if we could give away $50,000 today. That'd be great. We'll do our best. We'll also play you the secret sound before then,

so you know what you're listening, what you're trying to guess. Next, though, this is exciting. For a long time, we have been the leading show for, what, maritime news? Yes. Also, aviation news. Fart-based news. Fart-based news. Yes. Also aviation news. Fart-based news. Fart-based news. It's been a big goal of ours to really capture the category of rail-based news on this show. Not much rail news out there.

No. But there's some today. There is some today. And next, I'm proud to present the first ever Bree and Clint rail news. If trains are your passion. Stick around. Stick around. Forget the 50 grand. We got what you need. Bree and passion. Stick around. Stick around. Forget the 50 grand.

We got what you need. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. For a long time, we have been putting in the hard yards to become New Zealand's leading show for maritime and aviation-based news. We got a write-up in the Herald last year, which we were pretty excited about. Yeah, we got invited to a couple of aviation conferences.

Yeah. Very boring stuff, but we were pretty excited about. Yeah, we got invited to a couple of aviation conferences. Yeah. Very boring stuff, but we're happy to get the badge. Oh, you know, it's the accolade. We just want the accolade. And you know what? We don't do it for the fame. No. We do it for the passion.

We do it for the people. Yeah. You know, because that's what the people demand. And while I feel like we are doing a good job of filling that need, people are saying you're neglecting a key mode of transport, Bree and Clint. I love the sky. I love the sea. I also love the rail.

Oh, how I... Love riding the rails. How I love to ride that rail. So today I'm proud to bring you the first ever edition of Bree and Clint's Rail News. I thought that could be longer. I thought that could have been longer. Can we get a longer one?

We'll have a longer one for the end. Here we go. There's a longer train. Okay, that'll do. Our first ever piece of rail news is about a ghost train. A train in the South Island that has been dug up out of a river after 93 years. No, thanks. What do you mean?

No, I'm steering clear of that. Why? Spooky. It's not haunted. Bull? It's not haunted. It's just been at the bottom of a river for 93 years. How do you know it's not haunted?

It was in the news. Have a listen to this. Contractors and rail enthusiasts working together hauling out this heavy 1885 V-class locomotive in the Areti River. Can't get any better than that, man. The historic engine and its tender dumped here 93 years ago by New Zealand Railways.

I actually thought it was an old wives' tale that there were trains buried down here and to actually see the top of the cab sort of sticking out of the ground, I sort of thought, well, this could be an interesting project. So they didn't even know that it was going to be there. They'd heard rumours that this train was at the bottom of the river. It was a train treasure hunt. Yeah, train treasure hunt.

And they found it. It's been there for 93 years. They've dug it up. They've water blasted it off. It's intact. Why did they get rid of it in the first place? So after World War I, for some reason they didn't need it anymore. I's intact. Why did they get rid of it in the first place? So after World War One, for some reason they didn't need it anymore

I don't know. And so they put it in the river in the Oreti River in Southland to stop the area from flooding. They were like we'll put a train here and that will stop the area from getting flooded. So it's the only one of those trains in existence. Left in existence. It's the only

one in existence. What year did you say? It's from 1885 and it was dumped 93 years ago. It's the only one except for one other train, which is also in that river. There's another train in there as well. Ah, two ghost trains. So you're saying that the train, they're going to put it back on the tracks?

Oh, no, it'll be a museum piece. Well, they're going to build a special track for it. It's going to go in a museum. Yeah, no, but they should put it back to work. They're not going to drive it. They should put it back to work. It's a steam train. There's no need for them anymore.

Hey. It's just like a thing. Hipsters would love that thing. Yeah? Yeah, put it back on the rails. Yeah. Like, if I found some old stuff in the river, why not? Okay, I hear you, I hear you.

If they were to get it up and going and get it here in Auckland, is that enough for you to use your hop card and get on public transport? No, I'd probably take the bus. I'd probably still drive, to be honest. The bus is quite quick. Yeah, that's our first ever rail news. Oh. Bree and Clint.

These days, it's very easy to forge a career in music. Not a good career, but a career nonetheless. There's a lot of people that give it a go. I'm not going to say it's easy because a lot of people are unsuccessful. Absolutely right. It's hard to be successful, but it doesn't mean you can't give it a go. Like Elon Musk has. He's the man who's most famous for inventing Tesla cars.

He's super, super wealthy, like crazy technology whiz. Genius. Genius. He invented SpaceX. He has rocket ships that go out into space. What else has he done? He does all kinds of things. He invented all kinds of solar power, that sort of thing.

He was the guy that wanted to send a miniature submarine into that cave to rescue those Thai boys. Yes. That's him. He's also the guy who wants to populate Mars. Yep. He wants to put people on Mars first. He's got big plans.

He's decided that's not enough. It's time to release a single. So over the weekend... Would we say that's not enough. It's time to release a single. So over the weekend... Would we say that's a good idea? Elon Musk has rebranded as Elon EDM Musk. That's his new name. EDM, Electronic Dance Music Musk. He could have just gone Elon D. Musk

and then his initials would have been EDM. No, D. Musk doesn't sound very good. Sounds like something else. You don't want D-Musk. No, you don't want that. And he's dropped his first track. It's on Spotify. This is a real thing, Elon Musk's new song.

It's called Don't Doubt Your Vibe. You are your vibe. Oh, no. Would you like to hear it? I'm bracing myself, yeah. Okay, here you go. This is the first ZM play of the new Elon Musk track. I like it, I like it.

Yeah, vibin' Elon, vibin'. Build to that drop, get in there. Sounds like Spaceman music. You know what it reminds me of? What's that? Have you ever seen the episode of Friends where Ross pulls out his keyboard? Yes. Kind of reminds me of that, but a little bit better.

I mean, look, it's not the worst I've heard. No, and he also joins an illustrious group of people who arguably didn't need to release music. Probably shouldn't have. Probably could have focused on what they're better at than doing music. Stick to what you know. I mean, how could we forget this track? Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton. Should have stuck to... What is it that Paris Hilton. Should have stuck to... What is it that Paris Hilton does? Hey, you know what? I didn't mind this song. You know what? It was one of the better ones. If I'm being completely honest, I didn't mind it either.

It was alright. But it is fun to laugh. It is. What about this one? I don't recognise that artist. That is Lindsay Lohan. When did she drop this? She definitely had a period where she released quite a lot of music.

Yeah. Is this pre-Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan? I think it might be. Because is Mean Girls the point in the story where things started to go bad? Yeah. Or is that post-Herbie? Because it went Mean Girls, then Herbie. That's right, yep.

Maybe it was after Herbie. Could have been. You've got another one here, this track here. A lot of people don't know this. I don't know this one at all. But this is Ryan Gosling's band. Is it? Yes, it is.

Is he singing? Yeah. So he singing? Yeah. So he is a triple threat. He sings, he dances, and he acts. I mean, I don't know if I'd buy that. True, yeah, yeah. He gives it all a go. He, yeah, can do it all.

And then probably the biggest flop of the decade for people who shouldn't have released music was this song. Oh, this is awful. Do you remember this duo? Vaguely. The Hot Mess Express or something? Terrible Get in the bin

Ouch Get in the bin Oh this is bad Oh maybe a bit more What a bad drop Bree and Clint From iHeartRadio This is

The latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy surely all anybody in America and Hollywood in particular

are talking about right now is not the Super Bowl itself but the half time J-Lo Shakira performance so to tell us all about it

Dean McCarthy's here hey Dean hi Dean oh hi guys look yeah it is the Oscars for sports people basically

sports people is that what it's sports people. Is that what you call them? J-Lo and Shakira. You're such a sports guy, Dean. Yeah, you're so sporty, Dean. You know all the sports, Dean. Dean, what is it called when they score in NFL? A try.

No. A touchdown. Yeah, touchdown. Hey. Look, well, look, here's the cool thing. So tonight, J-Lo and Shakira did a concert, and before and after, they played that game. Literally, before and after.

So fabulous. Let me give you the laydown. So, you know, as you can imagine, J-Lo came dramatically ascending down from the sky. She did a hustler's stripper pole routine. It was fabulous. Everyone's been talking about it. Two more highlights of the Super Bowl, though, we must discuss.

Beyonce, Jay-Z, Blue Ivy not standing during the national anthem. That's one. That's one. They were doing the Colin Kaepernick, you know, refusal to stand during the national anthem. The other thing, one man asleep in the crowd. Now, let me just tell you, just to give you some context, a Super Bowl ticket starts at $10,000.

They go up to over $150,000. That's if you can buy them. You need to be a sponsor or all this kind of thing. But this guy asleep in the crowd, go online, Google it. It's going everywhere. It's going viral. Literally asleep, probably waiting for the halftime show like I was. It was basically me.

I hope it was a good sleep because it will be the most expensive sleep he ever takes. I was going to say, it's a $10,000 minimum nap. If he's going viral, though, there's a chance that he gets a sponsorship from like a bed company or something like that, right? Something. They'll go, hey, you're the guy, and they put him in a Super Bowl commercial next year. This is how America works.

It could work out really, really well for him. Also, with Jay-Z and Beyonce protesting by sitting during the national anthem, I can't wait for Donald Trump to take aim at them and have a go at Beyonce, and then you really see the beehive turn on Donald Trump and go, uh-uh. You don't want to mess with the beehive, Trump.

Yeah, you can do whatever you want to anybody else, Donald Trump, but you don't have a go at Queen B. Don't come for Queen Bee. That's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood and sports reporter, live from Los Angeles. Thanks to KFC. KFC is a proud supporter of surf life-saving New Zealand. Are you single and you have been for a while and nothing's working?

Valentine's Day's coming up. Oh, don't add pressure. No, I'm just saying. Don't hype. Don't hype pressure on what is already a tense situation, okay? Some people, it's just like the dating apps don't work. You don't want to go and talk to strangers in a bar, especially if you're over a certain age. You can't be out there clubbing every weekend.

Yeah, where do you meet people these days, honestly? Yeah, what are you going to do? Join the local community centre? Local, like, recreational sporting team? I think it's friends of friends. Mixed netball. That's how you do it. You can meet some good people at mixed netball.

Yeah, you meet very sweaty people. Yeah. Yeah. This guy has tried something different. A guy called Mark, who's from Manchester, has purchased a billboard, and he's put himself on the billboardboard and it just says, single date Mark. This could be the sign you've been waiting for. And then below he's put a website.

Literal sign. Visit datingmark.co.uk. What are your thoughts on this? Well, I'm interested in your thoughts. So this is Mark. So you can see him, Bree. He describes himself as, well, he's 30. He's six foot tall.

He has two friends. Jeez, okay. He actually lives in Sheffield. He's a size 10 feet. Number of girls he's kissed, over three. Over three. So he's a bit of a larrikin. And so you go to this website and you apply to date him.

Look, I'm going to say he's picked the wrong picture of himself to put up on the billboard. Me too. It's a little bit too... Comedy? Comedy. He's laying down picture. He's laying down with his elbow behind his head

and one of his legs in the air kind of. He's doing that lie down that people do if there's a group photo and someone has to go on the front and you're the crazy guy who lies on the front. Also, and we're really going to pick Mark apart here, but this should be constructive criticism. The font he's used on the billboard is Comic Sans. Yeah, no one likes Comic Sans. He's paid a lot of money for this billboard, by the way.

How much has he paid for it? $1,000. Jeez. You'd want at least a couple of calls, wouldn't you? So he has got a couple of calls out of it. Whether you think he's picked the right photo or not, which we agree he hasn't. I mean, it shows that he's got drive.

And he's innovative. And he's innovative. And he's not scared of putting himself out there, I guess. He's had 1,004 applications to date him from the website so far. Jeez, that's a lot. That's more dates than you can go on. Yeah, you can't go on

that many in a year. Well, you can if you try really hard. Quit your job. God, you'd be bloody broke and exhausted. If you go on a breakfast date, a lunch date

and a dinner date. You couldn't work. No, you couldn't work. That'd be a job. It'd be your literal job. Yeah, you go, all right, you get to date Mark

but you have to pay because Mark has no money. Yeah, pretty much. And there's no room for a second date. Your second date would have to come in a year's time when he got through the 1,004 people. When he said got through. Well, you know, when he'd really chewed through. Have you ever done anything like this?

Put myself on a billboard. Not put yourself on a billboard, but met someone or went out of your way or done something really unusual to like get a date with someone. No. You haven't? No. I have.

I've never even been on a Tinder date. What did you do? I actually don't know if I should share this story. I was working for a company. You know where you do promo stuff? Yeah. Like a promo girl? Yeah.

Like handing out drinks or you know yeah and i was like a jim beam girl yes but not a jim beam girl i was never cut out for that life um but i was working at this tennis event and we were running a competition at this tennis event this was back in australia um and we're playing this competition where they had to hit these tennis balls into this giant cup and they could win a trip to the train open. Anyway, this guy who I followed on Instagram rolled up to the beer garden where we all were and I was like, oh, my God, that's that guy on Instagram. And I was like, please come over here. Please come over here.

Anyway, he rolls on in with his friends, plays the competition, and then you have to put your name and number down on the sheet. This is so illegal. I took the number off the sheet. That is illegal. I know it is. That's a breach of privacy. Anyway, I text him.

We dated for a year, so. What did you say? Bree and Clint. Look, I know we have been taking it back to the basics lately with some of the convos we have been bringing to the table or I've been bringing to the table. Oh, you've been bringing them to the table, but they've been getting people fired up.

I think it's something where people are passionate about it, even though it is basic. What have we talked about? Do you wet your toothbrush before or after the toothpaste? Yes, that was a big one. Do you blow your nose in the shower? Yeah. Do you shower before bed or after bed?

Do you shower at night time or in the morning? That one really kicked off. But this one is one that kicked off in my flat last night. Right. We were very divided. The conversation went for long and it ended up with no resolution. Okay. So now I bring you this conversation and this question.

When you're putting stuff in the dishwasher, and I'm talking cutlery, do you have the thing facing up or facing down? By the thing you mean the piece of cutlery, right? Yeah, the piece of cutlery. The knife or the fork or the spoon. Does the forky bit face up facing the top of the dishwasher or do you put the forky bit facing down?

Now neither you or I have stated our politics on this. No, I'm so interested. You don't know what I think and I don't know what you think. So we'll answer together. Let's just make sure we're clear. So you're talking about the prongs. If it's a fork, you're talking about the prongs. Yes.

Do they point up towards the ceiling or down towards the ground? Exactly. And the spoon would be the scoopy bit. Would be up or down in the basket. And the knife, the pointy bit. Yes. The sharpy bit. Yes.

So that's up. Yeah. Pointing to the roof is up and down. Yep. Okay. Okay. So obviously on three, you're going to say up or down. Okay.

One, two, three. Up. Thank God. Yes. One, two, three. Up. Thank God. Yes, we finally agree on something. Thank God. I thought I was going to have to kick you out of the show. Wait, did I say up? Yeah.

Oh, I've made a big mistake. Oh, I've made a really big mistake. I'm so sorry. Do you think down? I'm a down guy. Why did I say up? Why did I just say up? I meant down.

Did you see how scared Clint looked just then? Well, because I know... So wait, are you an up or a down? Okay, we'll do it again. Down. They go down in the basket. You're a down person. Yeah, yeah.

And I'm not changing my mind to be controversial, I promise you that, because I've got a logical reason why. No, I always knew you were someone who liked it down. It's because when you reach into the basket to retrieve the item, you can't reach in and stab yourself with a knife that's pointing up. So that's the risk of up cutlery people. So you've got to have handles pointing out so you can grab handles.

I'm majority up because I like to put the knives down. Oh, okay. You've got special dispensation for the knives. But most of the time everything's up. Like if I had to pick a side, it's up. So up. Why up? Because that means more water, more jets can clean the top of the cutlery.

Are you eating from the handle of the cutlery? No, I'm not. No, but the water trickles down into the basket. It's fine. Yeah, it trickles down. All the dirty, like, stuff. Everything's trickling down. The whole dishwasher is a trickle-down process.

To be honest, a dishwasher... It's trickling down from the top shelf anyway. A dishwasher is a cesspool. It is. A cesspool of germs. It stinks. And can I say this? I don't often judge people's lifestyle but if you don't take your dishwasher apart and clean it once a month you're disgusting. See I didn't know that existed

until like a year and a half of using it. Are you serious? I threw up when I took the filter out of our dishwasher. The gunky basket? It's like a disgusting liver pate of old food in the bottom there. It was black. It was black. Quick consensus from the producers. Don't make the mistake I did.

Up or down. Cutlery up or down. Producer Ben? Always up. Yes, Benny boy. 20 bits at the top all the time. Producer Ali, up or down? Up.

Yes! I like it. I like it. For safety Ali, up or down? Up. Yes! I like it. For safety reasons, point them down. And do you think the same thing as me and the reason why you point them up? Yeah, I feel like there's all this gathering shit at the bottom, surely. I agree. No, it's not. You look at the bottom of the basket, it's filthy.

Well, that stuff's going down there whether you put them up or down. No, but at least the part that you're eating off isn't sitting in it. Right, 3-1. Let's ask some other people then. Let's go wide with the topic of the day. 0800-DIAL-ZM. When you're putting cutlery in the dishwasher, is it facing up or is it facing down?

We're talking the forky, forky, scoopy, scoopy parts. You can text us also on 9696. Bree and Clint, is it hard to be a radio DJ? Yeah. Yeah, man. Bree and Clint, is it hard to be a radio DJ? Yeah. Yeah, man. Bree and Clint. We are discussing a household task that most people have to do at least every day, packing the dishwasher.

Someone texts us and goes, oh, dishwashers, eh? Bougie, must be nice. Come on. Well, for one, I rent the place so I don't own the dishwasher. And number two, I mean... Come on. Okay.

Okay. Yep. Yeah. And I'm sorry. A dishwasher is a luxury. We apologise to all the dishwasher-less listeners that we have excluded

with this conversation. Like Bree said, we'll resume normal programming shortly. Very shortly. But for now, we want to know what way you put your knives

in the cutlery basket. Is it handles down or is it handles up? Is it blade up or blade down? That's what we're asking. We're trying to get a bit of a consensus and the first person we're going to ask is Logan. Hi, Logan. Hi, Logan. Hello.

What are you thinking? Is it the forky, forky bit up or is it down in the dishwasher? It's got to be down. Yeah, it's got to be down. Why is that, Logan? Because you've got handles to be down. Yeah, it's got to be down. Why is that, Logan? Because you've got handles to pick up. Yeah. When you go to get the basket and you go to put it in the drawer,

you've got to have something to grab and it better not be the blade. Yeah, you grab from the middle. No, what are you reaching down to the middle for? You grab in the middle. Logan's got a health and safety point of view there as well. Like it's safer to grab the handle, but also I don't want your icky poo fingers

on the eating bit of my utensil. I wash my hands. I don't know that. I don't know that. Like I don't need your hands on there. Thank you, Logan.

You're a very smart person. Pip's here. Hi, Pip. Hi, Pip. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. What do you think about this, Pip?

I'm majority up so forky bit up and knifey bit down. Yep, me too. Forky, spoonie up, knifey down. Oh, absolutely. I Forky spoonie up, knifey down. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you can actually fit more in that way, and when you grab them,

you don't grab them from the tip anyway. You go under the handle bit. Exactly. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. You might prong yourself. Oh, you're extreme. You might fork yourself, Pip. I love what you think is dangerous compared to other people. You're like, oh, don't start this crap. Don't start this crap. You're like, oh, don't start this crap.

Don't start this crap. You're a dad now, so that's dangerous. You love to paint me as this vanilla waffle cone eating loser, when in actual fact, I'm quite an extreme dude, okay? Mate, you wear a sun rashy shirt whenever we go outside. I do not. You're making... Yeah, you got that hot tuna one that you wear. Shut up.

Anika's here. Hi, Anika. Hi. I think you should put the blade up apart from knives. Yes, thank you. Thank you. I used to work in a restaurant and, well, actually quite a few restaurants. A knife's the only one that has a blade.

Wait, you can't say blade up except for knives. You know what she meant. I know what she meant, Anika. The part you use. So normally with health and safety, most of the knives and that go up. Really? Apart from the sharp ones. No, you can't just come on the show inventing facts, Anita.

She's worked at a restaurant. We don't know that. We don't know that. We haven't background checked her at all. Real health and safety. She could be lying. I believe her because I believe the listeners of this show. Susan, I used to.

Susan's here. Hey, Susan. Hi, Sue. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. What do you think? What's your opinion? I think the forky bits go down for the same reason that Logan said, like when they're

clean at the end and you take them out of the basket, you're going to be touching all the stuff that's going to be going in people's mouths. Yeah, exactly right. I mean, Susan, what are you doing that we don't know about where you're so terrified of touching the cutlery? You're not always the one. You can always rely on yourself, but you're not always the one emptying the dishwasher.

You know? Exactly. Like in your household, your wife does it all the time, doesn't she? She does not. You make up so much crap on this show, honestly. No, I know what you're saying, Susan. You don't want other people's body parts on there.

You don't want Bree in there picking up your plates with her bum cheeks. Excuse me. She does that, by the way. Actually, that would be impressive. I'd be all right with that. We're at two apiece in this five-person poll. Let's talk to Scotty. Hi, Scotty. G'day, Scotty. G'day, mate. How are you?

Good. What's your thoughts? Prongy bits, up or down? You've got too much time on your hands. Just grab a handful and shove them in the basket and shut the door and turn it on. To be honest, I'm a liar because I'd be lying if I said I didn't do what Scotty did. Fair enough, Scotty. You've brought some real perspective to the conversation. You've got too much time on your hands if you've got time to sort them. Also, we've heard that you actually work with dishwashers and you've got some information for us on how often we should be cleaning them. If you're a rinser, once a week.

If you're not a rinser, minimum of twice a week, if not more often. Scotty, don't come to my house. Wow. I haven't had this sickness in a while, so I don't want to. Even if you're a rinser, you're meant to clean that dishwasher once a week? Yep, minimum. My dishwasher smells like old gym socks. When's the last time you cleaned it, took it apart and cleaned it?

What do you mean cleaned it? Like took the plate out of the bottom and then took that plug bit out and scrubbed it out. I put rinse aid in it. Okay, I'm coming to your house tomorrow. Yeah, nah. Scotty, Scotty, I'm going to her house tomorrow and I'm going to film the inside of your dishwasher. No, it's a dishwasher. It cleans itself, Scotty.

Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger.

It's a new game for 2020. You call us and tell us three quarters of a good story. And then if someone can't guess the correct ending, you're going to win free mobile fuel. And when you think, oh, what's the correct ending? Well, in the break, Clint and I have both written a fake ending and they'll be jumbled up with the real ending. You just got to tell us which one it is.

Hamish is here. Hi, Hamish. Hi, Hamish. How's it going? Very well, mate. Welcome to Cliffhangers. Tell us most of your story. Right, so when I was about eight years old,

my brother thought it'd be a brilliant idea to give me a bottle of green Primo. One, I don't really like lime Primo to begin with, but I thought, yeah, why not? I'll give it a jam. And I ended up in A&E soon after because I was burping bubbles. Okay, stop there.

Alright, that's three quarters of Hamish's story. Now, producer Ellie has three possible endings. One from me, one from Bree, and one actually from Hamish. The real one. If you can guess which one that is, you can take Hamish's fuel. Ellie, what have you got? All right, ending number one. Turns out I had drunk so much milk that the lining of my stomach had burst with a one centimetre opening on the right side of my stomach.

Ending number two. Turns out my brother had put dishwashing liquid in my milk. Ending number three. Turns out it wasn't actually lime milk at all. I was drinking engine coolant that my stupid dad had stored in the fridge. Gross. Abdul on to give it a go. Hey, Abdul.

Hi, Abdul. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, good. You've heard all the endings. You've heard the story.

Do you think you know the real ending? I think it might be option number two. His brother might be playing a trick on him. Option number two. His brother might be playing a trick on him. Option number two. Which is? Option number two was that his brother had put dishwashing liquid in the milk. Okay. Hamish, what's the correct ending to your cliffhanger?

The correct ending to my cliffhanger is, in fact, my brother putting dishwashing liquid. I think that's the first time someone's won cliffhangers. Abdul, congratulations. You've got some mobile fuel coming your way for guessing that. Well done. Nice work, Abdul. Thanks, guys. Hamish, I think you sealed your own fate

when you added the bubbles bit into your cliffhanger. You should have just said you ended up in A&E. Probably would have been ideal, yeah. But call back any time if you want to play again, if you've got another story. We'll be happy to have you. Which one was yours? The stomach lining? Yeah.

Yeah, I did the engine call-in. I went a bit overboard, I think. How did you rip your stomach lining away? Yeah, I don't know if that can happen, but... That's cliffhangers. Bree and Clint. This is super exciting because the $100,000 secret sound launched this morning with Fletch, Vaughn and Megan.

And if you haven't heard the sound, this is what it sounds like. What? It's not much. No, there's not a lot there. We don't expect it to go on day one. No. I'll give you one more. One more time.

One more. Look, you guys are going to have a chance to play in literally five minutes' time because we're going to give you a guess But someone who also hasn't heard the sound yet is my mum, Mama Di G'day Mama Di Hi guys, how are you going? I haven't heard from you for a while Yeah, look, you got banned from the show for a little bit

But the band has been lifted and you're back on Oh, Rihanna, what did I get banned for? Language. Yeah, and that horrific story you told about the shaven pussy. Oh, yeah, that was horrific, Mum. Oh, well, it was the truth. Now it sounds really bad out of context. But we can't give it context.

It was a cat. Anyway, look, there's $100,000 on the line with Zedium's new secret sound. Have you heard it, Mum? No, I haven't, to be honest. Yeah, well, you wouldn't believe this, but we've managed to talk to the boss, and he has given it the go-ahead that you can actually play one time only this afternoon. Oh, my God. Are you fair dinkum?

I don't know if you'll get the money, but we might be able to work something out. You can have a guess, at least. Yeah, you can have a guess. Oh, that'd be exciting. Okay, cool. I'm really wrapped. So we're about to play it for you. Are you ready?

Yep, I'm ready. Okay, what do you think the secret sound is? Oh, Brianna, have you been eating... Sorry, mum, wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry. We're just having

some technical difficulties. That's not funny, guys. No, that's not funny. Wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry. We're just having some technical difficulties. That's not funny, guys. That's not funny. No, that's not funny. Mum, that wasn't the sound. We've actually... No, have we got the real sound? Yeah, we've got the real sound.

Mum, this is the $100,000 secret sound. Here it is here. Okay. Wait. Sorry, Mum. Oh, that wasn't it either. No, that wasn't... Guys, can we get the right sound, please?

Better professionalism, please. We're about to play the real secret sound. This is a toll call to country Queensland, okay? We don't want to waste anybody's time. Okay. Seriously, Mum. This is it. And after you hear this, you'll get one guess, okay?

Just one guess. One guess only. Okay. Are you ready? Okay, I'm ready. Here comes the secret sound. Damn it, guys. They didn't have to pay to get that sound.

They would have just got it off Brianna. Did you want to have a guess? Who's Brianna? How much cheese have you eaten? Too much. That dairy's really coming up on me. The real secret sounds up next. You need to call us now if you want to ever guess.

Bree and Clint, hit him. Bree and Clint. You know how I'm on those Facebook groups where all the ladies... Kmart Mums. I am on Kmart Mums. Even though I'm not a mum, so I feel like I'm living a lie. But it is a great group. I'm on a few different groups where, you know, it's just ladies chat. I tried to join one the other day.

I tried to join. You can't join the ladies chat. Why can't I? You can join the men's chats. They have their own as well. I know. I tried to join Eco Mums NZ. And it's about, it's mums who are trying to do like environmentally conscious things for their kids.

But I'm an eco dad. There's no eco dad page. I'm sure there is. So I applied and they said fill it out. You should make your own. But I'm an eco dad. There's no eco dad page. I'm sure there is. So I applied and they said fill it out. You should make your own. And I'm not lying. I stated who I am. No, you're definitely lying.

I said I'm an eco dad. Can I come in? And they haven't approved my request yet. Oh, that's awkward. It is. You know what it is? It's sexism. You poor thing.

I feel so sorry for you. It's discrimination against eco dads. There's one group that I was following, there was an interesting question that she posted into this group and she was asking for people's advice and she said, I want to move in with my boyfriend, but he hasn't offered. Anyway, she goes on and that was the title of the question. And she goes on to say, my lease is running out on my apartment and I'm planning to move out as the place is being sold. I've been with my boyfriend for almost two years and he has his own place that's nearby where I stay probably 75% of the time anyway.

He hasn't offered for me to move in though. How can I bring this up in a non-awkward way? There's no non-awkward way. If you've been very, like, overt about the fact that you're moving out of your house and you haven't found somewhere else to move into and he hasn't gone, you should move in with me. He doesn't want you to move in. Well, actually, you say that, but some guys are real bad at reading signs. No. Some guys are. They're not that bad.

If you've been with someone for two years, come on. Mate, some guys go way longer than that. And what? Are you telling me? I'm not defending them. I'm not defending men here. I'm just saying sometimes men don't pay attention

to what is right in front of them. You know? You said it. I'm telling the truth. This is why I should be allowed into eco-mums, by the way, because I tell it how it is when it comes to men. I would be a great addition to that. Sorry, I'm just, I'm sorry, I'm still upset about eco-mums.

I find it interesting that if you've been with someone for two years, that that already hasn't been a conversation that you've had together. I'd be interested to know what age they are, because if you're, especially if you're on the 30 side of 25, then, yeah, surely that's what you're working towards. You should be at least having a conversation about it. I did some research into it and I found this very,

very accurate study that talks about, you know, what most people agree is around the time that they have moved in with someone or they should. The right amount of time to. Make that step. Yeah. I want to know from you what. What does the study say?

No, but I want to know from you first what you think. Oh, yeah. I've got a number in my head. Yeah. What would you think is an appropriate time to move in with someone that you're dating? 12 months. 12 months. 12 months, a year. 12 months together is about the right amount of time, I feel,

to start talking about it. What, start talking about it? Oh, you could jump straight into it. Or jump straight in. Oh, you could. Yeah, you could. Do you want to move in? Yep, okay.

How about tomorrow? That's fine. But I don't think the conversation before 12 months. I just don't know if you've been through enough. I don't know if you've seen them in every season. Well, it depends how much time you've spent with them too, I guess. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. This study says that for the people that they asked, most couples, around 37%, are moving together after they've been in a relationship between six and 12 months. Six months? Six and twelve. Six months? In between those. You don't even know them after six months.

They could be like that guy on that Netflix show, You. You wouldn't have a clue who they are after six months. You would not know enough about them at all. I'd hope you know them a little bit. How well can you know someone in six months? That's how I feel about it. Because how long was it before you and your wife moved in together?

That's a really good question, Brie. And I'd love for you to answer it. I don't know. I don't remember. You don't know. Probably a year. Was it,

was it after, cause you guys bought a house together. You lived together before that. We flatted together first. You flatted together first. Yeah. We had a flatmate moving out. Okay.

And the timing felt right. Wait. So was this only because it was the situation that came about? No, I didn't have my then girlfriend move in out of convenience. No,

the timing was right. I'm just saying. We were at a point of our relationship where we were ready to live together and opportunistically, we happened to have a place come up in the flat and we needed someone else to pay some rent. How? No, that's not what it was like.

That's not what it was like. What a coincidence. It was a wonderful coincidence. And you also didn't want to go into flatmates.com again and look for someone. No, it worked out well. Because that is a nightmare. I reckon it was about a year.

About a year? Yeah, I reckon it was about a year. I want to know from people on 0800DIALZM, how early did you move in with your significant other? How early? Yeah. How early was it? I don't want to hear about, oh, we didn't move in for like two years.

That's pretty normal. A year. How fast was it? How soon? How fast was it? Can I exclude some people from the conversation? Yes. No one's allowed to call if you were if you're already flatmates. If you

hooked up with your flatmate. Yeah, if you hooked up with your flatmate and you just happen to be living together it doesn't count. Okay, that's not what we're looking for. That's convenience. And you know there's rules against that. Yeah, you don't screw the crew. Well you do. But I mean as long as you're. Yeah, if they're hot.

Call now 0800 dial ZM. How soon? You want to free up a room in the flat? Yeah. How soon did you guys move in together? Bree and Clint. How soon is too soon, maybe, potentially, to move in together?

Or maybe it works. Maybe it was the perfect amount of time. Yeah, maybe three weeks was all you needed. Bree's read a study that says six months onwards is appropriate. I think that's way too soon. Oh, commitment issues. No, not commitment issues. Once they're in your house,

they're really hard to get rid of. Yeah, I get that. You better be sure before they get there. Yeah, that's fair enough. Tanya is here. Hi, Tanya. Hi. Kia ora.

Kia ora. What do you think about this, Tanya? Well, we moved in together about two months after we started dating. Okay. Two months. And then we got married four months later. Oh, jeez. And we've been together over 30 years.

Right. Well, congratulations, first of all. Kilda. Kilda, yeah. Nice work, nice work. You've done well. You got him. I just, yeah. Were you short of options or something?

I don't mean to take the romance out of it, Tanya There was a lot of It just was, I don't know, for us it was just Well, this is it, this is us And it just kind of Each step just kind of Rolled on to the next one Tanya, would you say it's true

The saying, when you know, you know? Yes, I would. But I would also say that when it comes to relationships, there aren't really any hard and fast guidelines. Have you got kids, Tania? Yes, we have. What have you got, boys, girls? We've got two girls and a boy.

Okay, so if one of your kids met somebody and then they said they were going to move in with that person after two months, would you think they were crazy? No. Two months is a fair while. Yeah. I would think possibly they might be moving a bit swiftly, but who am I to judge?

I was going to say, Tanya, you don't have a leg to stand on at this point. Thanks, Tanya. Let's talk to Georgia. Hey, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. How long was it before you moved in with your partner? He moved in with me after a month.

A month? A month. Was he homeless? No, no. So he was living with his mum, his sister, and his grandparents in a makeshift bedroom that had like a curtain for a door. And he was around at my house like every night anyway, apart from the one night of work that I worked a night shift.

You may as well have him pay rent. Well, no, I was living in a sleep out on my parents' property and one night my dad just said, why don't you get him to move in here because all of his crap's here anyway. Oh, so your parents were fine with it. Thank you, Dad. Did it work out? Are you guys still together? We have been together coming up five years and engaged for one.

Well done. That's so cute, Georgia. That's awesome. Still in the sleep out? Are you guys still together? We have been together coming up five years and engaged for one. Well done. That's so cute. Georgia, that's awesome. Still in the sleep out? No, no, no. We live in a little cottage now. Well done. Good for you.

Okay, one month. See, one month and it's worked out. Nina, hi. Hi. Nina, tell us, how soon was it? Four weeks that we were together when we moved in together. Right. How did you meet this person?

Flightmates.com. We actually worked together. So we were very good friends in a working relationship. Yeah. And then... And then you started carpooling and one thing led to another. We may as well just go out. Yeah, something like that.

So four weeks we found a flat. Last year we were coming up this year, sorry, 21 years together and of those 21 years, 13 years married. Well done. Oh, that's lovely, Nina. Yeah, you just know. Yeah. Don't get me wrong, the odd day I want to kill him.

Yeah, no, no. Don't we all, Nina? Don't we all. He probably wants to kill me too, so that's okay. So long as neither of you do, it'll be fine. And what Nina's just described there is marriage. This last person wants to remain anonymous, and that's fine. Hello, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hello. Okay, I'm interested. You've got me hooked already. How long was it before you moved in with your partner? I had met him two weeks before we moved in with your partner? I had met him two weeks before we moved in together. So we didn't even know each other. But yeah, we met

and then moved in. I sold my house and we moved in together. Did he know that you'd moved in? Yes. Two weeks and you sold your house to be with this person? Yeah, yeah. And we've been together almost five years and we have a two-year-old together.

That's incredible. Congratulations. What sold it for you, Anonymous? What made you think, this is the right decision, I'm doing this? I don't know. I think, like someone else said, I think when you know, you know. Yeah, you know. Yeah, I don't know.

After two weeks, I would be worried I wouldn't even, I'd forget their name. Like, I'd be like, hey, what's your face? David. We definitely learnt a lot about each other. We did all toilet paper. Really fast. Yeah, I bet you did, Anonymous.

No, that's awesome. I like that story. It just goes to show, I mean, whatever works for you is what works for you. You never know. No one's calling to say it failed, though. We didn't hear from those people. No one's like, he moved in after a week, and I couldn't get rid of him for three years, you know?

Where are those stories? Yeah, that's not a fun story to call with, is it? Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time.

We're going to take your birthdays, figure out what was number one on your 16th. Let's talk to Alan first. Hi, Alan. Hi, Alan. Hello. What's your birthday, mate? 27th of July, 1984.

All right, you were 16 in the year 2000, the millennium on the 27th of July. And on that day, this went to number one. I like you. Never seem enough for you. You don't want to lose it again. But I'm not like you. In sync. It's gonna be May. It's gonna be May. Do you like in sync, Ellen?

Yeah, man. That's a karaoke hit right there. Karaoke hit. Yeah, great way to describe it. I love when it is the month of May and everyone just sings that song. It's gonna be May. No, they don't sing it in May.

They sing it just before May. Yeah. Like my brother's birthday, for instance. It's gonna be May. Here's Jen. Hey, Jen. Hey, how are you? G'day, Jen.

Hello. Hello, mate. What's your birthday? 11th of April, dot, dot, dot, 1971. Oh, we love it, Jen. That's perfect. You were 16 in 1991 on the 11th of April. And, Jen, this is your birthday banger.

I've been thinking about you. Jen! Ooh! I've been thinking about you. Got you on my mind, Jen. I your tush to that. Yeah. That's nasty. It's nasty.

Who is this? London Beat. London Beat. I've been thinking about you. Does it bring back some 16-year-old memories for you, Jen? What? No. Your memory doesn't go back that far.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, you watch yourself. I'll stand up for you, Jen. Don't you worry. Wait there, girl. One more. Josh. Hey, Josh. G'day, Josh. Hello. What's your birthday, Josh? It's the 15th of July, 1997.

Alright, you were 16 in 2013 on the 15th of July. And on All right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 15th of July. And on that day, this was number one. Top three Avicii songs of all time, surely. It's iconic. Yeah, you get Wake Me Up, Josh. Heavy? Yes, it's amazing. Thank you. It's iconic. Yeah. You get Wake Me Up, Josh. Happy? Yes.

It's amazing. Thank you. It's amazing. Yeah. I think this featured in our best drops of all time. It did.

Last week as well. Okay. So that's a strong contender. Once. What's it going to be? Is it going to be Avicii? Is it going to be

London Beat? Or is it going to be NSYNC? I've got a pretty clear winner in my mind. I'm just curious as to whether you're the same.

I do love even though J Jan didn't like it, that London Beat song. You like London Beat? Do you like London Beat? Okay, let's just say it together, and then we'll argue if we need to. Okay. Three, two, one.

It's gonna be me. Yeah, there we go. Sorry, although Jan will be happy, actually. Jan has a pain on hers. Alan, you win birthday banger. Well done. Nice work, mate. Cheers, man.

Bree and Clint, here's NSYNC on ZM. Just let them all come and go I remember you told me That it made you believe in no man, no cry Maybe that's why Every little thing I do Never seemed enough for you You don't wanna lose it again But I'm not like them Baby, when you find the beat

It's about somebody Guess what? It's gonna be me You got no choice, babe But to move on. And you know there ain't no time to waste. So just do what you see. But in the end, you know it's gonna be me you can't deny.

So just tell me why. Every little thing I do Never seem enough for you You don't wanna lose it again But I'm not like this Baby, when you find the beat I'm different than somebody Guess what? It's gonna be me

It's gonna be me It's gonna be me Ooh yeah There comes a day When I'll be the one You'll see It's gonna It's gonna be me All that I do

Is not enough for you I don't wanna lose it But I'm not like that When finally You get to love Every little thing I do Finally, finally You get to love Guess what? Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you

But you don't wanna lose it again I'm not like them Baby, when you find nothing To do about somebody Guess what? It's gonna be Every little thing I do I'm never thinking

How's for you You don't wanna lose it I'm not like this Maybe when you find Me Get to love somebody Guess what? It's gonna be me.

Bree and Clay, they're the winner of Birthday Banger today from NSYNC, It's Gonna Be Me. Do you want to hear a poem that I wrote? Always. Roses are red, but April can't stay. In a couple of weeks, it's gonna be me. You spend the whole song writing that? Yep I'm not good at poetry I didn't say it was good

I think you're good Thank you You should do more You should write poems about your feelings as well I don't think so What's this? It's NSYNC What's this called?

Tearing Up My Heart I like how you're saying that like I should know this You don't know this Can't say I know this one though Give it a bit, give it a bit You don't know this Nailed it This is a single, this is a hot NSYNC single

Did you have the blonde tips? Yes I don't know this. An album track, clearly. This is a single. This is a hot, in-sync single. Did you have the blonde tips? Yes. Did you get a perm? Oh, no, wait. I gave you a perm. It's no bye-bye-bye. Really? I know. I mean, it's no bye-bye-bye. Really?

I know, I mean, it's no bye-bye-bye, but I thought it was... Okay, no, that's fine, that's fine. Bree and Clint. Look, I'm going to let you guys in on a little rumour slash secret that I've heard. And I want it just to stay in between, you know, obviously the BNC family. So us here and everyone listening, I spoke about this last week on the podcast,

but I said to you guys that I've been hearing a lot about this guy who works at this pie shop near my partner's house. So it's around the corner from my partner's house. The whole house, there's five people, all started talking about how hot this guy was that works at this pie shop around the corner from them yeah so i kind of was like okay that's interesting obviously you know good looking dude working at a pie shop um and then a couple of weeks later i was out and for some reason i don't know how it came about, but I met someone who was completely

not in the same circle as these people. Yeah. And they started talking about how hot this guy was that worked at this pie shop. How did they know? Because obviously you know the pie shop because it's around the corner from your partner's place. How did this random person know you had a connection to that pie shop where the hot guy is?

I'm not sure because I've been on the Lemonades. Oh, right. But I'm pretty sure it came about because – You would have said it. I'm pretty sure – You would have gone, there's a hot pie guy around the corner from my partner's house and they would have gone, I've been there. No, they lived in the same area and I'm pretty sure they said to me,

have you been to this particular pie shop? And I was like, no, I've never been. And then I'm pretty sure that's when they said, there's a really hot guy that works there. Have you seen him? I've never been. And then I'm pretty sure that's when they said, there's a really hot guy that works there. Have you seen him? I've never seen him. Okay.

So you're taking it, you've only got second hand information. Okay. It's word of mouth hotness at this stage. But you've heard enough people say that he's hot that you think he's genuine hot? Well, there's just been a lot of cases where I've heard people call this guy hot. Let's get it out there. What's the name of the pie place? The name of the pie shop is Muzza's Pies.

And it's in Auckland? It's in Auckland. There's a couple of Muzza's Pies, but this one is... What do you mean there's a couple of Muzza's Pies? Is it a franchise? Producer Ellie said that there was one near where she lived. And how long has that been around, that pie shop? Since I was a kid.

So like quite a while. And where was that one? That was in Howick. Right, so this one's not in Howick. This one's in Mount Albert in Auckland. And they're separate Muzza's pies. It's another guy called Muzza. He might own both.

Yeah, I feel like it's the same thing, yeah. So this is the rumour I've heard. So Hot Muzza might also be a bit of a pie mogul. Maybe. Yeah, he's a two-timer. I've heard that he's got a dad also named Muzza. So there's two... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Okay. So is it the son that's the hot one or is it the dad that's the hot one? I've heard it's the son that's the hot one. What age-ish are we thinking hot Muz from Muzza's Pies are? Late 20s, early 30s. Okay. Yes. Hot Muzza from Hot Muzza's Pies.

But this is all just hearsay. I've never seen the guy in the flesh. But I thought, because I do a radio show, let's use the radio to investigate and see if this is actually true. Get to the bottom of Hot Muzza. And that's why, if you've got any leads on this story, if you've been to Muzza's Pies, we'd like you to text through on 9696, or you can call through on 0800-DIALS-AT-M.

I like this. Because you might go, oh, we've got to respect Muzz's privacy. Yeah, that's true. It's great advertising for Muzz's Pies. It is great advertising. I'll put a condition on this. There's people calling. Okay, let's get them on quickly.

We'll put a condition on this. Oh, there's people calling. Okay, let's get them on quickly. We'll put a condition on this. If you haven't got a sighting of Hot Muzza, but we've inspired you to go to, what was the suburb? Mount Albert. Oh my God. Muzza's Pies and Hot Albert Pie. Yes. So this is what we want you to do. Buy a pie.

Buy a pie. Get a pie. If you're going to go in the store, you have to buy a pie. Don't just oogle the goodies. Yeah. You've got to buy some goodies. A lot of people on the text machine coming through. Nina's here.

Hi, Nina. Hi, Nina. Hi. Do you have any leads on this? Do you know Muzza, Hot Muzza from Muzza's Pies? Right, I do. So I live just a street over. Okay.

And I go in there hungover, have a few lemonades. Yeah. And I always look terrible and I'm always so upset about it because he is like ridiculously good looking really

yeah and I knew who you were talking about before you even said the name of it I messaged you guys on Instagram like Muzzle Pie

I knew it Nina so is he like 10 out of 10 hot he's like 10 out of 10 hot he's tall he's like broad and he's got. He's tall. Yeah. He's like broad and he's got like

a perfect looking face. Do you know if his name is Muzza? No, I think his dad's name is Muzza because the like shops have been around for years. Okay.

I think he gets called Hot Muzza. That's really good intel. We've got someone here who knows Old Muzza. Dad Muzza. The Old Muzza. Jason, hello.

Hi, Jase. Hello, mate. Hey, you know Muzza. The dad Muzza, the old Muzza. Jason, hello. Hi, Jase. Hello, mate. Hey, you know Muzza? I actually know them both. I know the dad very well. Okay. He drives the old Falcon Turbo Racing. I've seen him.

Yes, yes, I know. And I definitely know the son as well through obviously being a frequent visitor. So Jason, can you confirm that old mother has a hot son? For the Aussie on the show, I'll say that robe show. You know, you're turned gay for someone? Yes. Yeah, that robe show?

Yeah. You're turned gay for him, right? Right, Jason. He must be attractive, Jason. He's hot enough that Jason would... Would turn for him. Right, okay. Jason, thanks for the intel.

I'll do it for a free pie. Free pie, wouldn't we all? A lot of texts coming through saying that they've seen Muzza, they can confirm, and a lot of people saying he's a really lovely dude too. Park it. Let's resume the investigation. Can we go to Muzza's Pies, please?

You want to just go there straight away? I thought we could maybe call him tomorrow first. Let's call him tomorrow. Just feel it out a bit. See when he's working and then we'll turn up. Okay. And remember the rules of engagement here. If you are choosing to go and visit Hot Muzza.

Hot Muzza and Hot Muzza's Pies. You have to buy a pie. Buy a pie. Okay. And then oogle the goodies. This has not been approved by the Muzza's Pie Corporation. And we're just trying to cover our bases here. The radio worked perfectly for that.

We should do this more often. What, track down hot guys? Exactly. What's your end game, by the way? I don't know. Just cop a look. I can look. And get a pie.

It's a win-win. A girl can look. Have you been watching The Bachelorette or any of those reality shows lately? At the moment I'm watching, I've got no room for anything else. I'm watching Bachelorette. I'm watching Love Island UK. It's good. And then after that in my queue list, I've got The Circle to watch.

Oh, The Circle's so good. All reality shows. All reality shows. I was looking at an article today that was talking about reality shows that you might have forgotten about that were made in the 2000s. Right. That would not be appropriate today. Okay.

So if you never realised this, reality shows actually were gaining momentum in like the early 2000s. Yeah. Was Big Brother the original? No. Or Survivor the original? It was actually things like Laguna Beach, Newlyweds, Nick and Jessica. Oh, okay.

And The Simple Life was one of the first real reality shows. And The Osbournes, remember? And The Osbournes. Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne and Jack Osbourne. So they were all big and, you know, absolutely kicking off around then. And then other shows like shows where people weren't famous. Yeah. Like Survivor and Big Brother.

And there was a contest element to it. Exactly. So then they started to come out afterwards as well. But these are some of the shows that I found. I can actually remember watching some of these, but this one I can't remember. Did you ever watch the reality show The Swan? No.

So this was a show back in 2004 and it was about insecure women who were vying for a chance to win an extreme makeover beauty pageant. Oh, my God. So essentially playing on the age-old tale of the ugly duckling becoming a beautiful swan. Right. So essentially each contestant each week were assigned a panel of experts, including personal trainers, cosmetic surgeons, dentists, therapists,

all this kind of stuff to do a complete overhaul of their whole look. Eventually they were slammed because it was encouraging women to base their whole self-worth on their looks. It's the opposite of the self-love movement now, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. Still, although, feelings aside, it would have made really good TV. Everyone loves a makeover scene. It only lasted two seasons.

Right. And then there was a show called This One Is Horrible, and it was called There's Something About Miriam. I know this one. I remember this one. I watched it. I watched this show. Yeah.

So it was a dating show back in 2003 where six men were trying to find love with model Miriam Riviera as well as winning a cash prize of $10,000. So they went through, it was pretty much like, you know, The Bachelorette, where they went on dates and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And then at the end, it was revealed that she was a transgender woman. I know. Crazy, right?

Which, I mean, not crazy. I'm just saying. No, just crazy that you would. The concept of the show. So, yeah, because it exploits transgender people. And it's playing on the everyone's going to be pissed off if they find out. Exactly right. Which is so right.

And the guys on that show, I remember guys on that show sued the television show. They did. So I was just about to say, yeah, they later sued the television show, which they all got a payout. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy, right? Then there's a show, which I think they're still making television show, which they all got a payout. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy, right? Then there's a show, which I think they're still making,

this show called Temptation Island, which was originally a Dutch program where essentially they have a bunch of people who are in couples who are kind of on the edge already, and then they put them into this, like, villa on a Temptation Island, and then they send a bunch of hot singles in there to mess with all the relationships. don't mind that one there's what's the australian one that was on tv here last year where they switched your couple so you go was it seven years switch seven year switch so you're in a couple when you've been together for like seven years and it's not

going well and you they put you with someone more suited to you they get another couple who's in the same situation and you partner swap with them crazy crazy that show's still going well. And they put you with someone more suited to you. And they get another couple who's in the same situation and you partner swap with them. Crazy. Crazy. That show's still going on. I always wonder what sort of people would put their relationship on TV for something like that. Yeah, you do wonder.

Do you want to know any more? Yeah, you got one more? I'll tell you one more. Yeah. And I watched this show. I remember watching it. It was called Joe Millionaire. Yes, this one's good.

So it essentially was The Bachelor, but the guy was a millionaire, or so all the ladies thought, which apparently went for however many weeks. They dated this guy for weeks and weeks and weeks, and the last episode they revealed that he was actually just a builder. They couldn't do the show that one. Bring it back. Yeah, they couldn't do the show again because everyone knew

the outcome. Yeah. You want to be on Joe Millionaire season two? You're like, nah. Promise it'll be different. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast

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