ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 4th 2019

Episode Date: February 4, 2019

Beat The BullSong selection – we have a final 3Dean McCarthy Live from LAGoogle MaoriNew garlic butterHot Mess Express – where can we play?Bree has massive news! #VanuteCall Back Heroes!Clint has massive news! #BabyWe confirm our original song with KingsBirthday Banger!We want to give away $20,000 with DBSweaty weddingXray update on Andy MurraySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

good everybody welcome to the brie and clint podcast intro this is just for you guys i just fluffed did you i'd go over there i don't normally swear on these things but i mean it sorry guys i had parmigiana for dinner last night so so oh it stinks. It stinks. I had things I wanted to talk about on here too, but I think we're going to wrap it up. No, you can talk about it. The minute I smell it, we're wrapping it up, okay? Okay, okay.

The minute it reaches me. Hopefully it'll stay in this position. I've moved as far away as my headphone cord will allow me to. In fact, I can get a little bit further away. There you go. There you go. I've gone over to Vaughn's microphone. Okay.

What I wanted to talk about is what you and I are both doing at the moment. Intermittent fasting. Oh, yeah. How did we both get on this train? I think I maybe copied you. I influenced you. You influenced me. I also did it because Art Green is doing it.

Is he? Oh yeah. When did he say it? A while, like last year. Oh damn it, I thought I was before him. If you don't know

who Art Green is for the podcasters. Oh we've got internationalists. He's the bachelor. He's the New Zealand's bachelor. First New Zealand bachelor. No,

let's be real. Only New Zealand bachelor. Okay, the only one. The only good one. There were two others and their relationships broke up. Right.

So what is it? Intermittent fasting. So intermittent fasting, the one that we're doing. So the one we're doing is you stop eating at eight at night and then you don't eat again until 12 the next day. You say it in the most confusing way. No, that's 8pm to 12pm. No, you're doing it the backwards way.

This is the easier way to tell people. You only eat between lunchtime and 8pm. That's the easy way. Right, that is more simple. Yeah. And the idea is it's 16 hours of fasting. That sounds worse. 16 hours of fasting and 8 hours of eating.

And they say in that 8 hours you can eat whatever you want. Can I say I've been doing this for a couple of weeks yes and i definitely eat whatever i want not seeing results do you have scales i don't i'm not a big fan of having scales i don't like having them in the house i don't think you should be preoccupied with your own weight i think you should feel healthy rather than be based off a number and i don't feel healthy how many days have you been doing it oh no i'm doing it because i don't feel healthy. How many days have you been doing it? Oh, no, I'm doing it because I don't feel healthy. Right.

I've been doing it for one day. I've been doing it for however many weeks, but I judge it off my genes. Yeah. Like how my genes fit. Oh, yeah. Like if it's working. Oh, my God. You're going to love this, by the way.

Spoiler alert, podcasters, I'm having a baby and I announced it on the show today. It's coming up. But if I don't say that, then I can't tell you this next bit. Okay. Lucy bought home the other day maternity jeans. Have you ever seen them? Mate, I own a pair. You own maternity jeans? Yeah.

By maternity jeans, I mean the ones that have got the elastic inside them. So the jeans, they're real jeans up to a point, and then your t-shirt covers an elastic band around the puku. You're talking to an expert on the maternity dream oh my god because when you go to a buffet yeah best pant to wear remember how i asked you to get me lululemon high-waisted what i was asking for was maternity jeans yeah you should get a pair oh my god business idea it's just come to me i to say it out loud. This is copyright Manternity jeans. Love it. There you go. Screw this fast. I need to get

fatter so I can be the poster boy for Manternity jeans. Yeah, screw the fasting. We just need to facilitate our eating better. This has gone on way longer than any other intro, but just quickly before we go, I was telling you about Art Green. Yes. I watched his Instagram story about fasting. He did three days

So What where he doesn't eat Didn't eat for three days I'd rather be fat I'd rather be fat too He survived off bone broth Love the guy Hugely inspired by what he does

Nah is he alright That's too far Is he alright Actually let's just text him Art Green I'll text him Art Green You alright You alright

Here's the podcast Let's just text him. Art Green. I'll text him. Art Green. You alright? Here's the podcast. Good afternoon, everybody. Bree and Clint. Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. How was everyone's weekend? Hectic.

How was your weekend? I moved into a caravan. Yeah, I saw that. You're living the Summer Bay lifestyle. Literally, I'm living in a campground. I feel like one of Alf Stewart's kids because I am living the Summer Bay dream. That's so weird. You moved into a campground.

I went camping on the weekend. We're very outdoorsy as a show. I mean, you know, we're adventurous. We're New Zealand's leading outdoor-based radio show. I mean, if Torpedo 7 want to get on board the show, then... We spent less time indoors than any other show this weekend. Is that a fair claim to make? That's probably fair.

We can do that. Except for some of the Hauraki guys who I think slept in a garden. So, you know, that's hard to compete with. That's a whole different kind of camping. People know us as trampers. Oh, no, that's... They're just a tramp. Um, ooh. Hey, today on the show. Today's a whole different kind of camping. People know us as trampers. Oh no, that's, they just, a tramp. Ooh.

Hey, today on the show, today's big. Today's really big. There's a lot of stuff happening. First of all, I need to tell you we're going to O-Week in Dunedin.

You need to get ready for this. You've never experienced anything like this in your life. I've heard that I need to line my stomach with a good meal. That's exactly what

you need to do. That is the right thing to do. We're going to be at the Toga Party in O-Week and if you want tickets to be there, you can win a VIP experience at the OUSA Orientation O-Week Toga Party. Say that five times fast. If you want it, go to ZM online and register for it.

We'll be there next week. Done. Second of all, Secret Sound is back. We're going to give you two guesses in our show. This is more than we've ever done before. Two chances to guess ZM's secret sound today. I can't believe Ross Boss, the idiot, let it go this

morning. We're going to do it. Someone's already won $10,000. Yeah. I know. What is he doing? He's stepping in for Gary. He's had a huge blowout on the very first go. I don't think it's ever gone first time. But hey, there's a first time for everything and that shows you it can be won. Let's spin this into a positive, okay? Let's PR this thing right now. To be honest, I don't think it's ever gone first time. But hey, there's a first time everything. And that shows you it can be won.

Let's spin this into a positive, okay? Let's PR this thing right now. To be honest, I don't have faith that he's going to have a good sound. So I reckon this is going to go off all the time. Soundkeeper Ross Boss will be in at four o'clock. Your chance to ring the activator is going to play at like five to four and five to five because we are doing ZM's secret sound at four o'clock and five o'clock every single day until we give it away.

Thanks to Save My Bacon. Yeah, that's awesome. Also, probably the biggest announcement on our show ever. Which one? Today. Are you talking about the one that concerns the... Yeah. Oh, that one.

That's big. Yeah. Big. Also, we got so much stuff. Our original song from Kings. We're going to pick the beat today. Yes, we are going to pick the beat today. He came to us with three, which we're going to give to you just before 3.30.

Yeah. But we're going to make our decision on which one is going to be our original track for the Hot Mess Express. If you haven't heard our options, we'll play those to you soon. Before then, let's start with cash. $0.800 ZM. If you want to play Beat the Bull, thanks to Lone Star, we're going to play it straight after this. This is Drax Project. ZM.

Free and Clint. Free and Clint. Beat the Bull. Okay, great prize. You can win a trip for two to Nashville and Cabo San Lucas, thanks to Lone Star and Corona. Am I saying it right? Carbo San Lucas?

Yeah, Carbo. Carbo. Yeah, Carbo. We're going to Carbo. All you have to do is scan your Lone Star loyal app with any purchase until the end of February in-store, in-restaurant at Lone Star. That is such a fun trip to win.

To celebrate, we've got cash to give away. Yeah, this has been so much fun. Beat the bull. All you've got to do is away. Yeah, this has been so much fun. Beat the bull. All you've got to do is hang on to the bull before he bucks you off. Yeah, you need to... You've got to pick when he's going to buck. You need to say stop to us before he kicks you off, right? Yes, exactly.

The money's going to go up and up, but you've got to get off before he bucks. Hey, Karen. Hi. You know how it works, right? You know what you've got to do? No, not really. Okay, let me say it to you real clear. You're going to hear the money go up. You're

riding an imaginary bull. It's up to you whether you do some yeehaws or some ride them cowgirls. That's completely over to you. When you've got enough money, you say stop. Okay? But if you wait too long,

the bull will kick you off and you'll win nothing. Okay? Yeah. But if you wait too long, the bull will kick you off and you'll win nothing. Okay. All right. So don't be too greedy, Karen. Let's see how you go. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. All right.

Let's do it. Three, two, one. 100. 200. Yeah! Woo-hoo! 250. Stop! Stop! 200 Yeah Woohoo 250 Stop Stop

Is that a 250? Was it 250? That was a 250 Karen You got 250 Kaz You got $250 Well done Nice work Can I say

Great cowgirling by the way You make a fantastic cowgirl It was like you were there Karen Would you like And this is the cruel bit Would you like to find out How much money you could have won by the way. You make a fantastic cowgirl. It was like you were there, Karen. Would you like, and this is the cruel bit, would you like to find out how much money you could have won if you'd stayed on longer? Yeah, why not? Alright, let's check it out.

270. 400. 420 460 465 come on 480 $500. No. $550. See, this is not fair. No one's going to hold on this long. I don't care.

I'm not greedy. Who cares, Karen? Who cares? It doesn't matter. Five something, you got $250. And you know what I say? $250 is actually better than $500. That's what I've been saying recently.

Where are you going to spend it on, Kaz? Oh, look, I have heaps of things I could do it with. Okay, perfect. Go towards something good then. Yeah. Oh, it will, definitely. Not too many things. It was only $250.

If it was $500. No, no, that's not the attitude. Okay, well done. Congratulations. If you want to play Beat the Bull, thanks to Lone Star, we're going to play it again on the show tomorrow. Yeah, Beat the Bull, win someone Star We're going to play it again On the show tomorrow Yeah Beat the Bull Win some cash

Bree and Clint Two idiots One dream To form a festival ready DJ duo In just four weeks Bree and Clint Are

The Hot Mess Express Twelve days to go Oh my god It's only twelve days Every time we hit a weekend I forget about this project and I just go and relax. And then we come back and we're three days closer to the actual event. In 12 days, we'll be on stage at Float, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet, performing as a real-life DJ duo. So far, we've got our name, the Hot Mess Express.

We've got our costumes, train driver outfits, and Kings has come on board last week and said he will help us collab to make our own original song. This is my favourite bit. This is the best bit. This is the best bit so far. We got three beats. Some artists have no beats. Some artists work their whole life just to get one beat.

We've already got three. And they're all good. They're all good. We have our own personal favourite. Yeah. And we have given Kings a few bits and pieces to put in to these bits. Oh, yeah, we're artists too. This is heavily influenced by us.

It's collaborative. Oh, yeah, definitely. But we want to bring the beats to you. There's three options and we want to know your thoughts and feelings. You can text us on 9696. We're going to call it Beat 1, Beat 2, Beat 3. Beat one. It's good.

It's hot. I like it. It's quite dirty. A little bit repetitive. Yeah. Is it too sexual for float? That's what you've got to remember too. Like, when people start doing it on their floaties.

Okay, so that's beat option number one. Beat two. It's got kind of like a Fisher losing it vibe. This is what the cool kids call house music. So just so you know, these are just skeletons. We're going to put our own flair on whichever one we pick, right? This is beat two. Yeah, this is the framework.

Imagine this is a house. These are the bones. This is just the bones. We haven't added walls. We haven't even painted it yet. Beat 3. I want you to think of this in the context of a DJ set too. This is our climax. This is the end of the set.

This is the song that builds. And to be honest, we were the ones that had the input of a DJ set too. This is our climax. This is the end of the set. This is the song that builds. And to be honest, we were the ones that had the input of saying, can you put the phrase, send it? One of those, one of those is our beat. Like we said, we've got our favourite, but we're still open to suggestions.

Yeah, we want your, we want input on 9696. Which beat do you like? Which one are you vibing? Yeah. We'll get Kings on the show later today and we'll confirm with him. Yeah. We've got to move this thing along.

I think we're on the same page. I think we're on the same page. The text machine looks like they're on the same page too. What are they leaning towards? There's a lot of beat threes. Yeah. There's a few beat ones. Yeah. And no beat threes. Yeah. There's a few beat ones. Yeah.

And no beat twos. Free and Clint. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean, he's live in LA. It's been a big weekend for the Hollywood news. What's happening with Ariana Grande? Oh, my goodness.

You know what? I'm never going to win the award for juiciest, deepest Hollywood stories, but I still think this is petty and hilarious. Remember the awful tattoo that she got last week and they spelt seven rings wrong in Japanese characters and it actually translated to Japanese barbecue grill. You might remember that.

Well, what she's now done, she's been offered $1.5 million from a tattoo removal company, okay? This is their plan. They're going to give her the cash. They're going to remove the tattoo of the awful Japanese characters on her hand, and then she has to post videos and photos of the process, you know, the procedure as it, you know,

they kind of like dissolve the tattoo, I guess you could say, and over the next year, and she gets $1.5 million, I think she should take it. I think that's an incredible deal. That is a lot of money. Yeah, she's got to get the tattoo taken off anyway, right? You might as well get paid for it. Exactly.

Can you imagine how much that is going to hurt because it's on her palm? It hurts more, doesn't it, removal? It hurts more to have it removed Than even getting it done Is that right? Apparently it's like 10 times as bad

They have to burn the ink Out from underneath your skin They basically have to Cook it from underneath the skin And they once It takes like 12 sessions But for 1.5 million dollars I'd be keen

Speaking of Ari What about her ex-partner Pete Davidson He's moved on right Dean? He hasn't I feel like this is really good news, actually. As you may know, if you're a fan of Pete or you watch SNL, he's had a really dark couple of months.

Well, he has moved on to a very, very gorgeous new girl, Kate Beckinsale. You may know her from Underworld. She's 20 years his senior, actually. I've interviewed her a ton of times. She is the coolest, coolest person. She's so awesome. They were spotted out over the weekend at a couple of bars and they went to a restaurant. Paparazzi went crazy over this one. A new Hollywood couple, a really

nice person for Pete to be dating. So I'm here for it. Not that they care. No, no, they care and that means a lot to them, Dean. I've already checked in with them. I love how you glossed over the 20 years has seen your part. And I mean, I don't want to discredit their love or anything like that. But that's even more significant when you consider the fact he's only 25. So he's 25. So what? She's 45. She's 45.

So she's basically, good work, she's basically double his age. That's impressive for both of them. And she's a babe. And she's a babe. She's a babe. She's an absolute babe. She's a babe. Oh, yeah. And she's cool, too. Yeah. And she'll be babe. And she's a babe. She's a babe. Absolute babe. And she's cool too.

And she'll be able to relate to his mum. She's probably already friends with his mum. Hey Dean, thank you. We always appreciate getting the goss from you in Hollywood. Oh by the way, did you see the halftime Super Bowl show? Hey look, I'm literally at a Super Bowl party as we speak. It's the final, the fourth quarter of the two teams that are playing.

Go on then, Dean. Go on. Give us the score. Okay. Right now I'm looking at it. It's 3-3, the New England Patriots versus the Los Angeles Rams. 3-3. And they've got eight minutes 50 left of the fourth quarter.

That is very good. You sound like a legit sports reporter. Yeah, the Los Angeles. She's probably the sassy sports queen. That's Spy from Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Does your Siri understand you? Um, I don't use Siri that much. You don't use it?

I always forget she's there. One of the greatest challenges of being a New Zealander, I find, is that Siri, Google, Bixby, Alexa, any of the slave robots that we've commissioned to run our lives, they don't understand our fuck Kiwi accent. That's also the problem when we talk to people from overseas too. They just go, what are you guys saying? Wait, what did you say?

Yeah, see? We are notoriously hard to understand to some people because I think we under-pronounce our words. I had an Aussie friend here over the weekend and North Islanders, fine with. Yeah. And she met a South Islander and she goes, what is that person saying?

No way. No, that's true. And she was Australian. She was Aussie. Because other people think we sound the same. Other countries think you and I sound the same. Yeah, people do say that, don't they? There's a clip that's going viral at the moment of two guys from Porirua

who have a Google Home device. And they reckon it can't understand them in their normal voice. But when they speak in what they're calling a Māori accent, it works perfectly. Right. Which again makes no sense. Also, I use air quotations when I say Māori accent because... What, so series racist?

Could be. Could be. Have a listen to this. Listen to this. This is the standard approach that they've used. I looked for boy by the Party Motor Club but it either isn't available or can't be played right now. The Party Motor Club. Now that is racist.

Not even close. Okay, not even close, Google. This is when they adapted the accent. Hey Google, play Puiye by the Party Motor Club G playing Patia Maori Club on Spotify. That's how I got it. What is going on with that?

Whoa. What is going on with that? I thought that's the Google version. Why don't we try the Siri version? The Siri version. So you have Apple Music, right? Yes. I'm going to try it on your phone first.

Okay, here you go. With my New Zealand accent. Okay. And then we'll see if she understands better an Australian accent, right? All right. So you've got voice activation turned on? Yes. Okay, let's give it a go.

Hey Siri. Oh, that was my one that turned on. No, not your one. Hey Siri. No, again, that's my one. My Siri doesn't like, she doesn't like the men voices. You've definitely got voice activation turned on, right? I think so.

Hey Siri. Now, you also isn't listening to you either. You try it on your phone. You see if it comes up. Hey, Siri. See, she's woken up straight away to your accent. Maybe she's just used to my soothing voice. She just doesn't like Kiwi's voices.

No one likes a Kiwi's voice. See if she'll play that song for us. See if's voices. No one likes a Kiwi's voice. See if she'll play that song for us. See if she'll. What? The Patea Maori Club. Patera Maori. How?

Oh, do you not know how to say it either? No. Patea. Patea. Maori. Maori. Club. Club.

Poi e. Hey Siri, can you please play Patera Maori Club by... We all are. This is awkward, isn't it? Can I just say, this is not a paid post, but every now and then a product comes on the market

and I can't go past it. Cool. I'd be worried if you were doing paid posts on the radio too. Because that's illegal. Lewis Road Creamery. Oh, Cool. I'd be worried if you were doing paid posts on the radio too. Because that's illegal. Lewis Road Creamery. Oh, yeah. It's an iconic brand here in New Zealand. Have you seen the latest thing that they're bringing out?

No. Oh, my God. It's good. They've done some goodies in the past. I did find on my liquor shelf when I was cleaning up for the Reno's the other day a bottle of the alcoholic chocolate milk they did. Yeah, not three years later. Nah, still good.

Yeah, still good. What's the new one? What do I love most in the whole world? Garlic bread. They have brought out a product that could make it that easy to have garlic bread every night. You just may as well. Hang on. Hang on.

They are milk people. They have got no business in the garlic department. They have created and you can buy this garlic and parsley butter. All you need is that and bread, garlic bread.

Because that's actually all garlic bread is, isn't it? Hot damn, I'm sold. Bread with garlic butter on it. There's a video where they get like a bread stick, you know, like a big long. Like a baguette. A baguette. And you just cut it into little pieces,

slap some of this butter on it and you're good to go. Do you then put the bread back in the oven? Because how do you get that melty, melty feeling? Because the best garlic bread is liquid garlic bread, right? You want it oozing. Yep. Put some on there, put it in the oven, done. That's the order?

That's, yeah. You put it on before you put it in the oven? Because I'm thinking do you put it in the oven? Because I'm thinking you put it on hot bread. I mean, the options are endless. Ben's just brought it in to me on a little video. And tell me how you feel watching that. Holy shit, they're buttering the whole loaf of bread. Yeah.

And that is not a baguette. That is more of a focaccia or some sort of sourdough option. Hey, you could do a cob loaf if you wanted to. So they've buttered the whole thing, then popped tinfoil over top of it. They've buttered inside and outside and then put it in the oven. Delicious.

Okay, how much butter do you go through a week currently? A lot. They've done it on the barbecue. They've done this one on the barbecue. I mean, mate, they've created something great. You currently go through a lot of butter? Yeah, I love butter. How much garlic butter do you think you'd go through a week?

I'm going to need to buy in bulk. Okay, cool. Just thought I'd bring that to your attention. Fantastic. Product review. Hashtag not sponsored? Hashtag not sponsored, mate. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival

ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Bree and Clint are the Hot Mess Express. 12 days to go. It's happening. We will be live at Float Festival at Lake Tikitapu, the Blue Lake in Rotorua in just 12 days' time.

We'll be on stage. We started this dream a couple of weeks ago. It feels like a long time ago, and it's getting very close. We've decided we want to tour. Before that show, we think we're ready. We think we can tour this thing. More to get ready, but also because why the hell not? You only get to be a DJ duo once in your life if you're lucky.

It's a bit of fun. We've got to take this thing on the road. I want to go to Christ Church. Well this is the thing. We've asked for some gigs and we just said whatever you've got, throw them at us. And we have had a great response for this. We've had some really interesting ones come through. Some really good ones. Some really bad ones.

We've had lots. Some really old ones. We had a 90th birthday offered to us. I wish we could do the 90th birthday. It's on the same day as Float which we're already booked for. If we can get a chopper from Float to the 90th birthday offered to us. I wish we could do the 90th birthday. It's on the same day as Float, which we're already booked for. If we can get a chopper from Float to the 90th, we're keen. But I don't know if it's in the budget. Yeah, I mean, you know, sky's the limit. We've looked into the calendar and we've looked into the budget

and we've looked into our availability and when we can book gear and that. We've nailed down on one day in particular. Is that right that we're trying to fill? Yeah, there's one day in particular where Is that right? That we're trying to fill? Yeah, there's one day in particular where we really want to book in a gig. On Wednesday next week. No, it's not. No, that one's sorted?

Cool, you manage this thing. The day that we're looking for which we need an event to play at is this Friday. That's what I was saying. Yeah, by next Wednesday I want to have played four days ago. Yeah, is this Friday. That's what I was saying. Yeah. By next Wednesday, I want to have played four days ago. Yeah. So this Friday, if you've got a gig where a DJ duo could come and play at us,

we would like to come. So Friday the 8th. We have been offered an epic sound system in Christchurch. Christchurch. So Christchurch is a great option for us. It's one flight. We can use my Kuru membership. We love Wellington.

Yeah. We love Queenstown. Yeah. We love Greymouth. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah.

We'll go anywhere, mate. Last time you went to Greymouth, you almost didn't make it home. That's true. When you went to Gloria Vale. Had a run in. Do you have a gig that would fit us for this Friday? We'll get there. We'll sort everything.

You will get to see the very first Hot Mess Express DJ performance if you book us. Doesn't matter where in the country it is, we will come to you. How do we want these submissions? Text us? You can text us on 9696 if you've got an event this Friday the 8th, or you can call us as well. The producers will take your calls as well. Let's see what we get with this, okay? Either way, we will be playing on this Friday. Can we?

We have to go just down to Victoria Park outside work. We're playing this Friday. Oh, it's happening. Yeah. Maybe just in the park. Yeah. And then we'll probably get told. We'll hook it up to one of those Siggy lighter converters

and just run the power out of the back of my car. Cool. What were you going to say? Can we what? I was going to say, can we play the songs that we've narrowed down to for Kings? We can soon.

Yeah. Oh, you mean those options? Yeah. Yeah, we can. These are our three beat options that we're trying to figure out which one's going to be our single. Either this one, beat one.

Move my body back and forth. Move my body back and forth. Or beat two. Two. These are all originals, by the way. Or beat three. I think you can tell what we're leaning towards. And to be honest, the feedback is going that way too, but you're welcome to give us some feedback on that too.

Beat one, two or three to 9696. If you want one of those beats playing at your event, you can text us also this Friday the 8th. If you've got an event, message us, 9696. Our single will be out by then too. Exactly right. We can debut it at your party. Slash graduation.

Slash wedding. Slash wedding. Slash funeral. Some big life decisions have been made in my life over the last three days or so. Yeah. This is a big one. Yeah. I'm proud to have been a part of this one. You were a part of it.

You were there. I was there. At the conception of this idea. I feel like I had a bit of influence on it. You did. And I hope that was a positive influence. I have no regrets with this decision. What's done is done.

The deal has been done. It's done. There's no going back. No, there is no going back. There's no going back now. You made a call. Have we had anything to drink? No.

Maybe a couple. Not much. Yeah. had anything to drink? No. Maybe a couple. Not much. Yeah. I've got a big announcement. And I would like to announce... I got a face tattoo. No, you did not. No, I'm going to do it again, all right?

We promise there's no build-ups. Don't back out now. Okay. Okay, you've done it, and you need to be proud of what you've done. Because what you've done, a lot of people wanted to do. Not necessarily smart people, but a lot of people wanted to do this thing as well, okay? And you've beat them to it. All right.

I adopted a miniature pony. You did a knot. I'm getting a buzz cut. I bought my first G string. I'm going to do it for you. Okay, one more. If you don't do it, I'm doing it. I'm going to cut your lunch.

I bought a van. No, you bought a what? A van slash ute. Yeah! Maybe! As! Not just any van slash ute. The only van slash ute in New Zealand.

The viral red van ute hybrid. Some are calling it the Venute. No, we're calling it the Venute. Come on, New Zealand. We bought a Venute. The Venute is coming and everybody's charming. It doesn't have a warrant

and it is full of rust. We're going to still drive it. Try and get it registered. It cost $3,000. I paid out of my own money. Because I really wanted it. It doesn't have a warrant. Details.

Details. Details, shmeetails, mate. What you've done is a brave thing. You have taken on a purchase that no one else was able to sell. We saw this on every radio station reporting it. Even News Hub had articles up about it. The Rock wanted it. George FM wanted it.

No doubt if the hits found out about it, Sarah, Sam and Tony, they would have loved this. They could have put all their kids in there. I've swooped in, Clint, with good guidance from you saying, you only live once. You only live once. You don't have any responsibilities. No.

Also, Breeze, you know what her major holdback was? She goes, I don't have anywhere to park it. And then I said to her, you can leave your car at home and you can park the Venute in your work car park and then you can just lime everywhere and never drive either of your cars. Brilliant. We do have a, I mean, I'm going to say this on your behalf because I think the Ibuese people might be able to help us.

Yeah. It is in Blenheim, and it's not allowed on the road. So if a friendly truck driver is listening to this and feels like transporting a converted Toyota HiAce Venute from Blenheim to Auckland. It does need work, but we need it here before we can do that work on it. We need your help.

Like, this is the show, Venute. I'm willing to share my Venute with the people. All right, if you're just tuning in and you just heard that sentence, it's not what it sounds like, okay? Sounds like a transmitted disease. Venute is not code

for any of Bree's body parts. I'm thinking we have a christening ceremony where we break a bottle of champagne on it. Again, don't do it on the rust bits. It'll go straight through.

Yeah, true. But we'll get there. We'll get there. The important bit is you own it. You own it. I love the text someone just wrote.

Build-ups. Come on. What do you want? It's a bloody venute. It's a big decision in life. If it makes it better, I'm going to announce that I'm having a baby at five o'clock. Wow! Stay tuned for that.

Bree and Clint. Zeddy. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Come back heroes. This is a life or death situation Where someone has 30 seconds to call you back To save your life essentially right But they don't know that they're playing a game

They don't know that Well it's not really life or death is it It's hypothetical We've got a very poor strike rate. One from three so far. We just want to see how likely it is to have someone call you back. Because people don't call you back these days. You know what's even less likely?

That someone picks up the goddamn phone these days. Ain't that the truth. I'm going to call my brother. The same brother that invented the hit ZDM game that never made it to where cash rash. That's right. You might remember him. His name is Callum. He invented a game where we gave people to air, Cash Rash. That's right. You might remember him. His name is Callum. He invented a game where we gave

people whatever they're allergic to and if they took that thing they won cash off us. That's right, the Cash Rash. Shocking game. Never made it to air, unfortunately. No, but we did put it past Ross Boss. I'm going to try and lure him in with the idea that his game is now successful and see

if that's enough to get him to call me back. You can't talk for too long when you call him back. No, I won't, no. Hey, man, how are you? Yeah, good, good. What's up? Hey, remember Cash Rash? Yeah, yeah. So you're not going to believe this, but Ross is thinking about buying it off you.

Are you for real? Oh, hang on a second. We've just got to record something real quick. Can you ring me back in 30 seconds? Yeah, yeah. Ring me straight back. Cool, thanks. All right.

He's on the hook, right? The time is on. I can't believe he thought that. He's definitely on the hook with that. Like, you would. If you think someone was going to buy an idea. Oh, well, it's money. 20 seconds.

20 seconds. If you think someone's going to buy an idea that you came up with when you were drunk. I failed last week, didn't I? Yeah, you do the legwork and call back. Cam Mansell didn't call back. 10 seconds. Come on, Kel. Oh, he's got 10 seconds.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Three, two, one. Oh, no. You should say when he calls back, you had to call back in 30 seconds.

That was the deal. I mean, there's not real money, but he's going to kick himself when he finds out that he's lost this not real deal. Bree and Clint. Big life announcement alert, everybody. I've got one. Yep. I've got a big moment that I'd like to share with everybody who's listening.

I'm so glad you're about to share this because keeping this secret has been killing me. What do you mean keeping the secret? You basically gave it away. That was not on purpose. You. No, let me. Okay. Let's do the announcement first.

Let's just get it out of the way because there's lots of things to say, okay? This is mine and my beautiful wife Lucy's big announcement. We're going halves with Bree and the Vinote. Yes! It's a joint purchase! Don't change stations. That was a joint. It was not built up, so I promise.

We're having a baby. Lucy and I are very happy to announce that we are, I say we, I hate it when people say we are pregnant. She's pregnant. She is doing all the heavy lifting. I'm going to say we. It's a show baby now. Oh, you want to be pregnant too?

Yeah. Okay, fine. We're pregnant. We're all pregnant. We are four months pregnant. And in July, we're going to have our first kid. That's such a big, in all seriousness, let's be real for a minute, that's such a big life moment for you and Lucy.

Yeah. And how exciting. And right through trying and stuff like that, I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, cool. Let's definitely do this. And then the moment, I mean, that bit was fun. Whoa, okay, whoa. Sorry, that came out wrong. You're not meant to talk about the trying bit.

No, I mean like the idea. I was like, yeah, cool, up for this. Definitely ready to be a dad. And then when it came to pee on stick day, I was like, oh, oh, oh. This is quick. I don't know if I'm ready to find out. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you do it and then you find out and all of a sudden you go, holy shit, I need to sort my life out. Better do that. You know what I did? I was like, I need to sort my life out. Better do that. You know what I did? I was like, I need to be responsible now. You know what I'll do? I'll pack up my DJ room and the baby can have it.

You haven't already done that? No, I was holding on to the dream. Holding on to the dream. I had turntables. Look, it doesn't matter. It's the baby's room now. Okay? We're not going to find out what we're having.

How generous of you. Either the baby's room or the DJ It's the baby's room now. Okay? We're not going to find out what we're having. How generous of you. Either the baby's room or the DJ room or the cat's room. Anyway, anyway, anyway. I say, when I said you've not done a great job of keeping the secret, when we got back to work together after summer. So three weeks ago. We're doing our very first show back together. You've literally flown into the country the night before.

Mm-hmm. And I haven't told you, but you have been to my house. And on the bench, there was a container of pregnancy tea, like some tea bags that have got like vitamins and stuff that pregnancy ladies need inside it. Yeah. And I didn't know if you'd seen it or not. And I was wondering.

Then you go and say this live on the radio before we've told anybody. This is when I didn't know if you'd seen it or not and I was wondering then you go and say this live on the radio before we've told anybody. This is when I don't know anything. You be the judge. You've given up plastic. Sorry? Nothing. You've got a baby on the way. What? I'm just joking. How is that a joke?

How is that a joke that anybody makes? Maybe my womb could sense Lucy's womb. Maybe I'm the womb whisperer. Congratulations, mate. Thank you. We're all very happy. Can you keep your womb away from my wife, though?

Never! Bree and Clint. Um, this. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Brie and Clint

are the Hot Mess Express. Twelve days to go. Twelve days till we perform, but before then, we want to release our debut single. We're performing at Float. We've got ourselves on the bill Alongside Saatchi And Mitch James

And Drax Project And Kings He's on the phone with us At the moment Hey Kings Hi Kings What's up He's also our producer

He's officially our producer Which we're very very grateful for It's time to make some decisions bro So we thought we'd get you on the phone Because it's crunch time for us. This is big, Kings, because you came back with three beats. All we needed was one. You came back with three options because you're a genius.

And we've been testing them out on air. People have been commenting. People have been having their input, mate. Yeah, lots of feedback, which I'm sure you love. Don't you love it when everyone just gives you their opinion on what you do? We're about to make a decision. We're about to make a decision. We're about to make a decision. We asked for this feedback, so this is a different situation.

We've been asking you to tell us what's the best one. And I feel like we need to play all three. Yeah, sure. If you haven't heard them yet, these are the three beat options that Kings came back to us with. And none of them have names, so we've just been asking you to tell us if you like beat one, two, or three. Although one of them did have included in it've just been asking you to tell us if you like Beat 1, 2 or 3. Although, one of them

did have included in it the thing that we gave to Kings that we wanted, which was the phrase, send it. Yeah, it's not the first one, it's not Beat 1. Move my body back and forth. Move my body back and forth. Which has been a strong contender.

People have loved it, Kings. It's got quite a unique sound to it, you know? Like it's... I don't think it's the sort of... It's heavy. I like it. It's heavy, yeah. And I don't think it's the sort of song you expect from a comedy DJ duo like us either.

Beat option two was this. Oh, it still moves me. Yeah, this one's sexy, yeah. And beat three was this one. Send it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! Like, when you don't hit me for a while, and then you hit me, and it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! Like when you don't hear them for a while

and then you hear them again, it's like, oh, damn. Yeah. It's fresh. And this is the one when you were in the other day. This is the one that gave us tingles, right? This is the one that gave us goosebumps.

That was the one. That had the good feel, yeah. We've had our producers put all the feedback together. We know what we like, but we've had all the feedback collated. We've gone to Instagram, the text machine,

and Facebook for this and Bree has in front of her the envelope which reveals which beat we would like to progress with add lyrics to and make up as our debut single. I'm not going to lie, I'm sweating. Oh, here we go, Kev. Could be the heat wave.

I've got a soola. Here we go. And the winner is B3! And the winner is... B3! Okay, we've got that done, but we've got work to do. So this is the problem, Kings. We need to get together with you tonight.

Do some lyrics. Finesse it a little bit. We've now got the charted. What is it called when a sailor finds his thing and now he's just got to do it? I don't know what that's called. That's terrible. We've got the heart.

We just need to build the vessel. We've got the sailor thing, and now we just need to go to it. Let's do that. Alright, we are in the... I'm excited, man. Yeah, so are we. I'm pumped.

Oh, by the way, we want to release the single this week. Is that cool? Oh, yeah. We're thinking tomorrow. We've already done like every other thing

you weren't supposed to do. Like do a song in two weeks and everything. Let's just keep going. Let's keep going. I'm thinking tomorrow. Let's see how tonight goes first.

What? Alright, there you go. That's our debut tonight goes first. Kings is like, ah, what? All right, there you go. That's our debut single, and that's Kings. Thanks, man. We love you. See you guys. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Anytime you hear a radio host stretching their words out, they're padding for time. But we're good to go now. We're good to go. All right, birthday banger. Number one songs on your 16th birthdays,

then we play our favourite one. Let's go first to Laura. Let's go with Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi. What's your birthday? 8th of the 2nd, 86th.

Okay, Laura, you were 16 in 2002 on the 8th of Feb, and back in 2002, this was number one. Shakira, her hips can't lie. And that is your birthday band. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. Awesome. That's a banger. That's a line in the song, isn't it?

Yeah, it goes, lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. And that's a positive spin on, no, it's not a negative thing. I'm not going down that track at all. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. What's your birthday, Renee? 5th of April, 1988.

Okay, Renee, you were 16 in 2004 on the 5th of April, and this is your birthday banger. Again. Again. We had this last week, Renee. Did you hear that? No. Was it on the 5th of April?

It was in the same period. Because you've got to remember, the songs can be number one for a few weeks, so you could share your birthday banger with a whole range of dates in that area. And if I remember correctly, this was number one for a long time. Yeah, I'm surprised. Do you like it? That's Amon.

Yeah, no. I thought I would have a really good one because I remember my Sweet 16th. But I don't remember that song. What were you listening to on your Sweet 16th? Oh, gosh. I can't remember. Was it this? I remember that.

I'm not very good. I don't know. I don't mind it. I don't think you're giving that song enough credit. I don't mind it. Let's find out our last one. Hey, Amy. Hi, Amy.

Hello. What's your birthday, Amy? 26th of October 77. Okay, Amy, you were 16 in 1993 on the 26th of October and this was top of the charts. Oh my God. No, that's not good. You don't like this? No, I was hoping for like a good 90s dance hit. You don't like Meatloaf?

No, not really. I'm not a massive fan of Meatloaf. I thought my parents would listen to it, I think, as opposed to me. Your parents are cool people. You know when Meatloaf was ruined? When? When Meatloaf did the AFL Grand Final in Melbourne. Did he do that?

Yeah. He didn't really do it. It really is the poor man's Super Bowl show, the AFL Grand Final. No, it's even worse than this. Is it worse? Okay. Amy, is it worse than this? What are your thoughts, Amy, on that?

Shakira would be my pick. Okay. We'll take that into account. You wait there. I'm just going to come out and say it. I love Meatloaf. Yeah. And I'd like to hear that song.

Also, it's my wife Lucy's favourite song, and if I didn't vote for it, I'd get divorced. So you have to vote for it. Well, he's one of her favourite artists, rather, is what I mean. Right, right. But I don't want to influence your vote. I just want to tell you that's vote for him. Well, he's one of her favourite artists, rather, is what I mean. Right, right. But I don't want to influence your vote. I just want to tell you that's where I stand. Look, I feel like I need to probably save the people.

And... If you say anything other than Meatloaf, we go to our producers. And Ellie, it's you today. So I'm going to say something else, so let's go to the producers. No, you've got to say what it is. You've got to say one. I think I'm going to vote Aemon. I really like that song. It's go to the producers. No, you've got to say what it is. You've got to say one. I think I'm going to vote Amon. I really like that song.

It's on you, Ellie. You have three songs to choose from. You have Meat Life. I already know what's coming. You have Amon, and you have Shakira. Well, I'm going to disagree with both of you, and I'm going to go with the lady whose hips don't lie. It's Shakira, Whenever, Wherever. Are you? Yeah. Are you?

I did a year 5 dance recital To this thank you very much So you know I'll put it on the Instagram Get in here Get in here We're filming you We're filming that

Oh no Birthday banger For you Laura Congratulations Awesome Thanks Brie and Clint I went to a wedding

Over the weekend One of my best mates weddings It was on a Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Afternoon. Evening.

Early evening. Yep. Very, very, very sweaty occasion. Beautiful wedding, but I'm not going to lie. I almost ruined the day as one of the best men. Standing there, full sunshine, black woolen suit, sweated straight through my shirt. I did the same thing at my own wedding.

And all the groomsmen did. Did you get crotch sweat? That's the thing you get when you get real hot. We were standing there at the altar waiting for the bride, who said as well, she said, I will be on time. She was 20 minutes late. Hey, she's the bride. It's her day. And I actually rate that because I

think you should keep the groom waiting a little bit. Yeah, just keep him on his toes. My wife, if anything, was four minutes early because she's the most punctual person in the world. I do love punctual people. But I do like making him like sweat metaphorically going, is she going to turn up? Problem is we were sweating physically,

literally, to the point that we had, you know how when you go to a wedding and the groom and the groomsman stand at the front and everybody's in their seats and they just stand there and they sort of greet everyone and they come in like, hey, good to see you. They stand at the front of the altar until the moment happens. And it's quite nice watching them

all nervous and dressed up in their suits. I had to make the executive call when we'd been standing there for about 18 minutes. I said, I'm really sorry, everybody. I need to move the groom into some shade. He looks like he's going to pass out. When we get word, we will come back. So I shuffled us all off under a tree. And then I looked back and the bride's beautiful 96-year-old grandmother was sitting in the front row, hadn't complained once. She hadn't complained about the heat once. And then there's these four guys who are standing near the tree going,

oh, this is too much, mate. This is too much. Did anyone throw up? Because, you know, that's always, I was at a wedding once and the flower girl just chundered everywhere, all over the front row. No one threw up. Flower girl?

Are we talking real young or? I mean, you know, I reckon she would have been about 10. Oh, that's okay. Just power spew. And I was like, oh, my God, I hope this is on video. Yeah, I hope that makes the after movie, right? Right. Get that in the photos. Anyway, I hope that makes the after movie, right? Right. Get that in the photos.

Anyway, if you do have a wedding coming up shortly, someone said to me, you should have worn a singlet underneath that. That would have made it worse. That's just another layer. That's just another layer. Also, if you are having a wedding coming up, a Friday's a great day to have.

Bree and Clint. Andy Murray, tennis superstar and all-round British guy, last week made headlines because he inadvertently put his DMBs on his Instagram. He released his nudes, the nudist nudes anybody has ever released, because he showed inside his own. He showed his bones and his bone. Yeah.

He showed the inner work. He showed inside his pipe work. We don't know to this day whether he meant to or not, but he must have liked the attention because he left it up there. It's kind of funny. And it's kind of flattering too. Yeah. Like it's not a bad one.

Like it's like, oh, yeah, good on you. Can you tell from the x-ray, can you? Well. Like in your opinion of like, you know, that appendage, like what does it rate for you? Here's the dynamics of it What would you give it out of 10? Here's the dynamics of it that I take into account

So you've got a picture He's lying on a bed That's how I think the x-ray's been done Would you agree? I think so, yeah So it has to drape And this could be kind of graphic But I'll try and keep it medical

It has to drape So and this could be kind of graphic, but I'll try and keep it medical. It has to drape so that takes up some length. And then... No, it was kind of facing up, wasn't it? Do you think he was lying on his stomach? Yeah. No, I think he was laying on his back, but it was facing up. And then it's... Oh, see, I thought it was smooshed on the table.

I thought it was like... Oh, no. You know when you have curtains that are too long and some of them Bunch on the ground Nah he was laying on his back Oh And then I think they Like got the x-ray machine

And they've lowered it down Oh So that's an aerial shot Yeah Not an undershot I think it's an aerial shot Oh In my opinion

I don't want to take anything Away from him then Producer Ben's nodding He agrees You agree Yeah Are we still impressed Yeah we're fine

We're good Yep Oh come on mate Come on I mean Like I said All round British guy So

Whoa Well what? Whoa What? Are you having a go at all British men? No How many British men's ones have you seen? Um

I'm trying to think of how many I've seen A couple Um None I think You haven't seen any? No I've seen a couple of Welsh Welsh? Yeah Yeah I've seen. A couple. None, I think. You haven't seen any? No, I've seen a couple of Welsh. Welsh?

Yeah. Yeah. I've seen a Scotsman's. What's your opinion on the Welsh? In proportion. Good DMBs? In proportion is what I'll say. Girthy.

I played rugby with a guy called Chunk. Say no more. Anyway, anyway. All judgmentalness aside It really cemented a theory for me That no one ever tells you about That people who operate an x-ray machine Can see your DMV and your BNV When you go through the x-ray machine

Of course they can Oh at the airport I don't agree Nah Nah they can Who said? No one But we did a little bit of research We called

We can't call the airport Because you can't joke around with airports No we don't want to be those people We called a radiology place last week And the lady didn't handle it Well she did the best she could I think I just put her in an uncomfortable situation When someone has an x-ray

Can you see their You know Stuff I'm not quite sure what you mean Can you see their Private parts Well it depends? I'm not quite sure what you mean. Can you see their private parts? Well, it depends on what you're doing the X-ray for. I'm not quite sure what the concern is. Do you have a concern with that area?

What I wanted to know from her was, can you see my genitals? Can they see it? I went to a wedding over the weekend, talked to a real-life doctor, an actual doctor, a qualified practicing doctor who told me without a shadow of a doubt that when you have an x-ray, the radiologist and anybody who looks at the x-rays can see your genitals. But that's still a doctor. I know. I'm talking airport. So am I. Trust that's still a doctor. I know.

I'm talking airport. So am I. Trust me, so am I. I'm just saying. Wait. Yeah. I've just remembered a story from my past. Yeah.

This is a true story. Yeah. We went on a soccer trip once. Oh, is this a good story? Yeah. And one of the girls in the group loved to play pranks on people and I'm not proud of this. This was back in the day. We were young.

We decided to play a prank on her where we bought a female device that's in the shape of the male bits. You bought a rubber Andy Murray. No. Yeah. And we strapped a pair of scissors to it and put it in her carry-on.

Guess what? The guys in the x-ray machine, they could see it. What I'm telling you. Free and Clint. Weekdays 3-7 on ZM.