ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – February 4th 2021

Episode Date: February 4, 2021

Tradie V LadyHow old are you and what makes you ‘cool’?Dean McCarthy live from LAASMRWhat’s your body mod?Flattie dilemmaWhat's The Plot!New young artistWho doesn’t have their driver's license?Birthday Banger!Would you rather in the HotTub?Clints final breath-holding attempt‘Dig To China’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Great Scott, New Zealand. We've arrived. In the past, we're here in Dunedin, a very vintage-looking octagon is the setting of the Hot Tub Time Machine. And we're in full costume. Doc's here. Hi, Doc. G'day, mate. Yeah, that's what Doc says. That's vintage Doc. Yeah, that's Doc all the way. That's actually a line from Back to the Future 4. It is. It's one of the main lines in all the Back to the Future. That's from Outback to the

Future. Yeah. But no, that's a different type of film. You don't want to rent that one. Oh, right. Don't rent your kids that movie. Backdoor to the Future. No, don't rent that one either. The DeLorean's here. God, it looks good. It's travelled all the way from Timaru to the Octagon today. It's gone through Oamaru.

It went to the Muraki Boulders today. It's having a great time. It is having a great time, and I think she's looking the best she's looked on this tour. How has this car gained more dents on this trip? And it's been on a trailer the whole way. Yeah, it's gained quite a few. Well, I just slid across the bonnet.

Yeah, we don't care anymore. We've stopped caring about this. We can't drive it, so we don't really care. The Degree 43 hot tub is set up. It's gleaming in the Otago sunshine. We're going to get in there about 5 o'clock today. In fact, if you want to get in the Degree 43 hot tub with us, just come down

in your togs. Yeah, come down in your togs and come on over and we'll all hop in the hot tub. I reckon there's comfortably room for four. Well, comfortably five. We would fit six of us in there. It'd be a tight squeeze. The only thing you've got to do is have your togs with you. Okay, the first people here in their

togs, well, you can wear undies under your togs. Oh, you mean not just undies? No. I don't want someone who's rocked around at work or has went down and played a bit of touch footy and then comes and rolls up and goes, can I get in the hot tub in my sweaty underwear? I thought you meant you're not allowed to wear undies.

No, I'm saying not underwear. You need tall top. Yeah, yeah, right. We had a guy yesterday come down to see it and he'd just been doing the stairs, doing a workout. You invited him in. No, I could tell he wanted to get in. And I was like, sorry, bro, you're too sweaty.

Yeah. Yeah, this is fresh water in here. Today on the show, we will be playing What's the Plot? Your chance to win some prizes with that as well. And if you want to come down to the DeLorean like we said, make sure you do. We're live in Dunedin's Octagon today. Let's kick the show off, though, with Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play that, we need two people to call up now.

A lady and a tradie. As easy as that. $50 on the line. Call now if you want to play., we need two people to call up now, a lady and a tradie, as easy as that. 50 bucks on the line. Call now if you want to play. Here's LAB and controller. Bree and Clint, we're live in the Octagon in Dunedin. ZM. Bree and Clint.

Dunedin. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. All right, tradie v. Lady. One person versus the other. First to three points in a trivia quiz. Picks up the 50 bucks. Our Tradie this afternoon goes by the name of Marcel.

Good afternoon, Marcel. Hello, Marcel. Kia ora. How are you guys? Kia ora. Good. Good, mate. Marcel, what's your trade? I'm a truckie.

He's a truckie. Love it, Marcel. Good to have you on board. We're on the road this week too, Marcel, so we can relate to that road life, you know? How is it out there? Oh, bloody good, eh? Truck stops, yeah.

Wellbeing cafe, yeah. Oh, yeah, good stuff. Yeah, good stuff. That was relatable for me. Okay, let's go to our lady, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's very good, guys. The rules are just yell out tradie or lady when you think you know the answer. First with three points, here comes question number one. DeLorean is currently leaking. We think it's from the flux capacitor.

Name a type of fuel that non-time machine cars run on in New Zealand. Tradie. Yes, Marcel. 91 octane. Non-time machine cars run on in New Zealand. Treaty. Yes, Marcel. 91 octane. That'll do. We'll take that one to the tradies. That question was right in your wheelhouse, to be honest, Marcel. If you didn't get that, we'd be asking for your HT licence.

Question number two. Captain Sir Tom Moore died. The man who raised 33 pounds for the NHS. 33 million pounds. 33 million pounds, sorry, for the NHS. 33 million pounds. 33 million pounds, sorry, for the NHS was killed by COVID-19. What decade did he fight in World War II? Was it

A, the night... Marcel. Yes, Marcel, you're in early. World War II, maybe the 40s? The 40s is spot on. That is two to the tradies. Nicole, you need this one to keep him out of it. Here we go. Question number three.

Wop by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion was one of the biggest songs in 2020. What does TTYL stand for? Lady. Lady. Nicole, let's go. Talk to you later. She's nailed it. That's one to the ladies, two to the tradies.

Question number four. Who was the first female Prime Minister of New Zealand? Trady. Yes, Marcel, for the win. Oh, geez, sorry. I got it at the pass. Oh, Marcel. He's given it a go, but he doesn't have it.

Nicole, do you want to have a guess? Yep, Jenny Shipley. Jenny Shipley is spot on. We're going to tiebreaker. Here we go. Question number five. We're broadcasting live from Dunedin's Octagon. How many sides on an octagon?

30. Yes, Marcel? Eight. Eight is correct for the win. We would have been worried, Marcel, if you got that one wrong. You crushed it. 50 bucks for you. Well done.

Let's go. Let's go. We're live out of the Octagon. We'd love to see you if you're in Dunn as we're sat in. It's bloody beautiful down here as well. Just look out for the crazy lady in a white wig. Yeah, don't call yourself crazy, Clint. That's not nice. Definitely not talking about me.

We're live in the hot tub time machine. We're not in the hot tub time machine. We're like beside the hot tub time machine. We'll be in the hot tub later on from five o'clock though. I reckon we could get in earlier today. Yeah, I reckon too. I'm vibing it. I could go longer.

If the Max Brew Bar in the Octagon are listening and you deliver beers to the middle of the Octagon, I'm just saying Thursday, I think it's appropriate to have one in the hot tub today. Hey, I'll take whatever we can get. We're here until seven this afternoon. If you want to come down and check out the hot tub time machine, she's bloody beautiful

and I don't know if you'll get another chance because we are not sure what's happening to this car at the end of tomorrow's show. She's bloody beautiful, and I don't know if you'll get another chance because we are not sure what's happening to this car at the end of tomorrow's show. She's on her last legs. Think Back to the Future number three where she gets taken out by a train. Yeah, the trilogy ends this week. Yeah.

I wanted to talk about Tony Hawk this afternoon. Oh, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. Yeah, Tony Hawk, I mean, he's one of the biggest legends in the world. Still going as well. Still going. How old do you think Tony Hawk is? I, he's one of the biggest legends in the world. Still going as well. Still going. How old do you think Tony Hawk is? I've looked at this recently because I saw he attempted to do his 900 again,

the trick that got him as famous as he is originally. And I believe Tony Hawk, I know he's in his 40s. Is he 43? Tony Hawk is 52. Piss off. He's 52. He's 52 and he's in the news this week because he shared a video to social media

of him attempting a 720. Right. Anyway, there's a lot of attempts of the 720 where he doesn't nail it. Right. And he's really struggling and in the video he's like, you know, I'm really old, like I can hurt myself real bad. Yeah, that's what makes the video interesting, Tony.

Yeah. But we know you've done the trick before. It's the added level of jeopardy that you're a 50-year-old man. Yeah, he's like, I've dislocated my fingers recently, like I'm, you know, not what I used to be. Anyway, after many failed attempts he finally lands a 720 in the video and he said

you know that could be and this is a little bit sad but he says that could be my last 720 ever so I'm going to take it in he's got to do a 720 when he's 72 that's the video we want to see there's a totally a YouTube channel in this and taking tricks that people do

and they're okay, like a backflip or something, but getting people who are in their 50s, 60s, 70s to do it. Well, did you see? I don't know who it was, but it was a grandma who did the big bungee jump in New Zealand the other day. Oh, right. And then she did the canyon swing and then she did the trilogy. What a legend. Yeah, she did all of them. She was in her 80s. Yeah, buzzy. Oh, right. And then she did the Canyon Swing, and then she did the Trilogy. What a legend.

Yeah, she did all of them. She was in her 80s. Yeah, buzzy. It was amazing. I want to be that person when I get old, but I'm already shying away from things, and I'm in my 30s. I was going to say, you already act like you're about 71. No.

Owns are looking forward to getting into the hot tub. What did you say yesterday? You're like, oh, my back hurts from sitting in this car. Shut up. Anyway, which I'm the same. I'm making fun of you, but I'm exactly the same. I wanted to ask people this afternoon how old they are and what do they do that they think makes them still cool?

Yeah, I like that. Yeah. What are you doing at your age that makes you still cool? Yeah. Do people say you're old, but you just did the Auckland Marathon last year? Yeah. Or are you in your 60s? And doing a pop shove it on a BMX.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or out there on the wakeboard doing 360s or something like that. Yeah. Well, maybe you're a 60-year-old with like 100,000 TikTok followers. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That's pretty cool. 0800 dial ZM.

Or you can text us on 9696. Oldies, get involved. Yes. How old are you? And what are you doing that you think still makes you cool? If you've got an old-ass grandma and she does something cool, you can call us and tell us about that too. Yeah, is your grandma doing fire breathing?

Glows her teeth out? Her perm goes up. We're live from the Octagon in Dunedin today on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour. We're talking cool old people. Yeah, Tony Hawk, probably one of the coolest old people, other than Kelly Slater. He's like up there with Kelly Slater, I feel.

Yeah. There's something about those dudes, eh? It's like the adrenaline has kicked them young. Just very cool. And Tony Hawk's on the internet this week nailing a 720 at the age of 52. Amazing. Very cool. Do you reckon his partner talks to him and she's like,

Tony, when are you going to chill out? You've got no ligaments left in your ankles, Tony. Tony. Tony, you're going to have to have an epidural in your back, Tony. Tony, we're going to have to put you in a wheelchair. And he's like, wheelchair? Sounds sick. Wonder if I can take it off a vert ramp.

She's like, instead of a 720, how about you do a seven? How about you do some dishes? A seven would be good. How about you make a beard, Tony? That would be a great trick to see. Just, you know, one-seventh of a 720. Anyway, we've asked you this afternoon, what's the thing you're still doing that you think

makes you cool? India's called up. Hi, India. Hello. Hi. So it's your mum who you're saying is a cool old person, right? Well, yeah, kind of cool. Kind of cool. India, how old's your mum? She's only 40, but she's doing things that people even my age

aren't doing Like what? Hopefully not No, she went to Wellington this weekend and went on a winery tour and then she sent me this text of the aftermath She basically went on the winery tour then woke up at 1am

had no recollection of getting home she was covered in chocolate, the TV was blasting she still had her contacts on on the wine like a loose unit what is mum up to is she alright what do you mean

that sounds like a normal weekend why was she covered in chocolate I need to know where this woman's been. You don't want to know. You know what?

They don't even know how they paid for the chocolate because there's no proof of transactions and they had no cash. What a mystery. I don't know. You should strap a GoPro to your mum one night and then download the footage and just see what she gets up to. There could be some wild stuff in there. Crystal's here.

Hey, Crystal. Hey. Hey. Your nana is a cool old person. Hey, Crystal. Hey. Hey. Your nana is a cool old person. Yeah, so my nana, she's 78, but when she was 76, she

travelled to Scotland with her sister-in-law, who is a wee bit older than her, and they travelled around Scotland and went walking and stuff, but every year, my nana

and her siblings all do walks around New Zealand Oh yeah cool Do they do Tongariro? I don't think so Have they done Linda's Pass? They've been and they've done most

of the ones around Fiordland at the moment and then they're making their way up the country To be honest with you, Crystal, Bri and I don't know any walks. The walk on K Road is good. K Road at 3am. It's very good. It's treacherous, but it's rewarding.

It builds up your cardio, that's for sure. A lot of really good texts coming through on this. What do you still do at what age that you think makes you cool? Someone said, my great-grand broke her arm when she was 96 teaching my cousins how to skip. Yeah, that's good. Someone else said,

Hi, guys, I'm 65 in June, and I'm a DJ still playing in the clubs, hotels, 21st weddings. He's available right now, DJ Baz. DJ Bazo. We've got to get him in. That's pretty cool. We've got to book DJ Bazo.

Someone else said, My mate's grandma skydived at the age of 90. It was on her bucket list. I always wonder with those things if there's an age limit. Like if a 90-year-old's rocking up, are you like... You probably just signed the waiver, right? You just signed the waiver. If you're fit and healthy and they think that they're good to go,

I think it's fine. Yeah, right. Like you're not going to go if you've got problems where they're like, I probably wouldn't do it. Ma'am, your bedroom. Throw me out of a plane. Bree and Clint. From iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's beaming in live from Los Angeles to the Octagon in Dunedin where we are with news on Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. Someone in the relationship has a penchant for pornography, Bree. A what? It's a penchant for pornography. What's a penchant? A penchant, a liking for the naughty films.

Or do they? Dean's got the latest. Hey, Dean. I love that. That's a good setup. Here's the thing. Well, it appears someone has a liking of the adult video because when Ashton Kutcher walked into his house

the other day, he thought he busted Mila Kunis watching a pound chicken. But in fact, it was actually a scene from Bridgerton. It was a scene from Bridgerton. She was sitting there watching Bridgerton and he was like, oh my God, what are you watching? And I guess that maybe they joined in and watched it together. This is a thing that couples do, you know. So I don't know. I love it.

I think it's brilliant. I'm going to hazard a guess that they were deep in episode five. I mean, just speaking from experience, I've watched Bridgerton now. If you don't care about Bridgerton but your partner wants you to try it out, just join them for episode five. That's all I'm saying. And I would recommend I actually was watching it in my on my TV in my bedroom which our neighbours can see in too

and at one point I was like, I've got to change this because they're going to think I'm getting freaky in here or something. Have you seen Bridgerton yet, Dean? Oh my god, I've watched the whole season twice. I'm upset. Literally. Yeah, wow. Seth was the main guy. I would stalk him. If I found out where he lived, I'd stalk him. Like, breed it.

Dean! We don't say that anymore. That's why you're our Hollywood correspondent, because you're willing to go to the lengths required to get the scoop. That's Dean, live out of LA, with the latest on Mila and Ashton Kutcher and the latest... Bree and Clint. We're live from the Octagon in Dunedin on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour.

It's going well. Hot Tub's cranking along. Lots of lovely people coming down here to say hello, which we love. So, yeah, if you're in the area, come say hello. Check out the time machine. ASMR is not a new thing. It's new, Ash. People have been talking about it for a couple of years.

Did Rihanna sing about it that one time? No. No, what? That was S&M, wasn't it? Oh, right. Different thing. It's a very different thing, actually. ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.

What does that mean? And it describes a feeling. I've never understood it because I don't have the feeling. It's described as a tingly feeling that comes up and over your brain, but it feels nice. Kind of like, I imagine it's like, remember those head massager tools? Oh your brain, but it feels nice. Okay. Kind of like, I imagine it's like, remember those head massager tools?

Oh, yeah, that's good stuff. Those wire things that you put down? I think they were called... That's real good stuff. Orgasmatrons. Yeah, that's good. I imagine that's what it feels like, but I don't know. Okay.

They've been doing some research into it. They're still not 100% sure why you get it, but half of people enjoy ASMR and one in five people really enjoys it. I wish I was one of those people, like easily pleased. Yeah, right? Very easily pleased. You just go, hey,

that lunch you're eating, could you do it right next to my ear? Yeah, that's all I need. I figured if half of people enjoy ASMR, then we should really tap into that and that's a chance for us to grow our audience. Well, we've got microphones. We talk into them every day. This is our opportunity.

Let's do some real low-level ASMR first. I'm going to head over to – you stay here and tell me if you enjoy this. I'll head over to the hot tub, and we'll do some water-based ASMR. So first you've got to talk really close and get in really close, and then I'm going to just have some water running. I can't turn the tap on. I'll just swish some water around. Relaxing.

Is that something you enjoyed? Was that nice ASMR? Yeah, it was okay. Yeah, okay. It was okay. I've got an idea. Yeah? I want you to hold the microphone near this drink. Um, yeah, it was okay. Yeah, okay. It was okay. I've got an idea. Yeah. I want you to hold the microphone near this drink.

Okay, you've got a Bundaberg. Yeah. And we'll... Pull tab. Yeah, that was nice. Yeah, actually, you know what? That was really nice, actually. I enjoyed it.

We're live on the Hot Tub Time Machine tour in Dunedin's Octagon this afternoon. Come say hi. The world of body modification. I mean, it's taken its, you know, sweet time to get to where it is, but you can do stuff like split your tongue. You can get... Yeah, snake tongue.

...implants. Yeah, big booty split your tongue. You can get implants. Yeah, big booty implants. And all kinds of different implants. You can put horns in your head. Filler. You can have your bits filled. Yeah, all your bits filled up. You can have your junk maximised.

I mean, piercings, technically that's a body mod. They're a vintage body mod. That's vintage. Tattoos. Old school tattoos. Vintage. Lots of different things, but I feel like this is going to be the most expensive body mod ever. Uh-huh.

And it's been done by a rapper by the name of... Come on, you've got street cred. You can nail his name. Lil Uzi? Yeah, that's him. Lil Uzi Vert. This guy. He's been in the news quite a bit off and on, but he's in the news this time because he's decided to do some body mod to himself.

And this is three years in the making because in 2017 he purchased a pink diamond because he wanted to put it in his forehead. Shut up. He goes, that's my plan. I want to buy this pink diamond because he wanted to put it in his forehead. He goes, that's my plan. I want to buy this pink diamond and I want to put it in my forehead. It's your money, little Uzi. Little Uzi. And anyway, they said, right, okay, this is the diamond, which apparently is about 10 to 11 carats.

It's humongous. Yeah. It's a big diamond. It's like the size of, what do you compare it to, like an old school 50 cent piece? Yeah. Yeah. It's really big. And it cost him a total of $24 million.

Now I get it. You spend 24 mil on a diamond. You want people to see it, right? You don't keep a Ferrari in the garage, you know? Well, I mean, that's true. But you could have put it in a necklace. He's wearing it in the centre of his forehead. It looks like he's split his head open, and that's like the pink fleshy bit.

It's a gash. It looks like a... It looks like a big gash. It does. It looks terrible. I'm just going to say... It's not ideal. If you listen to Lil' Ooze, it doesn't look good, right?

Put it in a ring. And there's still time to go back. Like, if you whip it out now and get some Steri-Strips on that bad boy, the scar will heal eventually. And one day we'll all forget that you put a diamond in the middle of your forehead. No, there'd probably be a scar there, I'd say, wouldn't there? It's so big. It's so big.

It reminds me of the time Kanye, and this is real too, he's had all of his bottom teeth removed. Yeah. And they've been replaced with diamonds. Oh, yeah, I remember that. So he has a permanent grill for his bottom row of teeth. That would have cost a lot of money too. At least he can close his mouth though.

Well, that's true. Lil Uzi Vert, there's no hiding that diamond. No, unless you wear a really low beanie. Or grow a fringe. A monobrow. Grow a monobrow. You know, my friend, I had a friend, her name was Tash, and I remember she started working at this dental surgery one time.

And she came home one day and I said, what is that on your tooth? And she goes, oh, this is a diamond. Diamond tooth. And she put a little tiny diamond in the corner of her second tooth, at the bottom of her second tooth. And I was like, oh, yeah, cool. Anyway. Cool.

Cool. A couple of months later, she came back and I was like, what's that? She goes, oh, it's another diamond. I've run out of money, though. This is diamante. Yeah, this isn't a real diamond. It's good for getting through steak. Cuts everything.

We want to know this afternoon what's your body mod. Have you done something? Have you pimped's your body mod. Have you done something? Have you pimped your ride, essentially? Have you done something? Your own ride. Your own ride. Your permanent ride. This could be butt implants.

Obviously, the obvious ones. We missed breast implants. Yes, that's a body mod, technically. How's your mods? I want to talk to someone who split their tongue. Yeah. To make it a snake tongue. What about, P.S., their private parts? Oh, yeah, that's a body tongue to make it a snake tongue. What about PS their private parts?

Oh, yeah, that's a body mod. That's a body mod for sure. That's a big body mod. If you think you've got a buzzy body mod, then just call us. You can determine it, 0800DIALZM, or you can text us about it on 9696. No judgment. We're just curious to know what you've done. And what are the options out there?

And what you pay. To pimp our own ride. Yeah, and does your body still get a war on her fitness every six months at VTNZ? Or do you have to take the mods off before you take it in each time? Phone lines are open. 0800 dial ZM. Brie and Clint. Little rapper.

Little rapper. Your street creditor's through the roof this afternoon. Rapper. Little Uzi. Little afternoon. Rapper Lil Uzi. Lil Rapper, he's an Uzi. Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne. No, Lil Uzi, the rapper, he's got some body mod on himself.

Well, they don't know if he's actually got it implanted yet. They think he has. Yeah. But he bought a $22 million diamond, pink diamond, and he's had it put right in between his eyes. It looks like it's buried in the skin. No, it's actually implanted. Yeah, yeah.

How much was it? $23 million. Little rattle. It's one of the most expensive and weirdest body mods that we've seen. I'm going to go out and say it's the most expensive body mod ever. Got to be. But we want to know, have you guys got some? Have you got some bolt-ons to the rig?

Yeah. Have you pimped your own ride, so to say? Dylan's called up. Hi, Dylan. G'day, Dylan. How are we getting on? Good, mate. You done some body mod to the old chassis?

Yeah, yeah. I've got my old peaker pierce. You got the muffler pierce? I did, I have. Got my old pecker pierce. You got the muffler pierce? I did, I did. Oh, my. How long have you had that? I've had it for about six months, seven months now. Oh, so that's a new thing.

Did it hurt when the needle went through the Johnson? A lot. Definitely felt it, yeah. Yeah. What do you think, Clint? Why do you think it didn't hurt? Do you think it felt nice, do you? Can I ask, because I don't want to get too deep into this.

I'm sure you've got your own personal reasons. I can think of a few. Having it done, since having it done, is it what you hoped for, I guess? Yeah, is it everything and more? Are you getting what you wanted out of it? Oh, they're not shy about talking about it. Who's not shy about it?

Oh, okay, got it. Oh, got it, got it. It's doing its job. Yep, yep. Got it. Oh, well, that's good. That's a win then. Fascinating, Dylan.

Thanks, Dylan. We appreciate that. Our next question wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. What's the body mod that you've got done to yourself?

Similar thing, but on a female. So down there. Ah. Oh. You've also had some work done to the undercarriage. Yep. Yep. The actual muffler has had some work done. Same question, I guess. Is it everything that you hoped and dreamed for

yeah totally probably better than i have really how long have you had it done uh just before lockdown is it true anonymous that with a piercing like that it can either go one way or the other in terms of um viability yeah uh i heard there was like that myth around like every eight steps would cause something. A minor earthquake. Right. Yeah, that's definitely not true. Right.

But yeah, I guess... Right, interesting. What's it like going through airport security these days? I actually wondered that, but no, it did nothing. She hasn't had to fly lately. Here's my last question for you, Anonymous, with a piercing like that, because I've got my nose pierced and I really have to watch

out for towels, you know, when I'm drying myself. Oh, great point. Oh, you have to steer clear. Yeah, how's the toilet paper situation? Nah, that's fine. It would probably more be like a loafer because I also have boobs done, and that's probably worse.

Oh. Oh, right. Gotcha. Getting up on that is not a fun part. Yeah. Oh, man. You're a danger zone. You're like a human version of that game Operation, aren't you?

We appreciate that, Anonymous. Very interesting. There you go, body mods. They're out there. You just can't see? We appreciate that, Anonymous. Very interesting. There you go. Body mods. They're out there. You just can't see all of them. Some are hidden. You never know what someone's running underneath the hood. We're live from the Octagon in Dunedin today on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour.

This is a question that someone's posted on Reddit, which I feel is quite relatable. I think you're going to feel one way or another about this. It's a woman who's tried to remain anonymous but has asked the question, am I the a-hole in this situation? Right, so she's looking for some advice. Yeah, basically going, am I in the wrong here? I don't feel like I'm in the wrong.

But am I? She lives with, she's got flatmates. One of her flatmates is pregnant. Right. And I'm going to read you what she's posted, okay? And together we'll figure out who's the a-hole here. She says, my roommate is pregnant and certain smells have started affecting her. When she smells these things, she gets really sick and ends up in the bathroom heaving for up to an hour or longer.

Wow. So she's obviously getting really intense morning sickness kind of thing. And I know this smell thing does trigger pregnant ladies. Wow. So she's obviously getting really intense morning sickness kind of thing. Yep. And I know the smell thing does trigger pregnant ladies. Absolutely. Because that's how we found out that my wife was pregnant for the second time. What triggered her? Eggs. Really? She's like, those eggs you're cooking are disgusting. Do you do an eggy fart?

No. But she used to love eggs. And then she's like, I hate those. I'm like, what's going on with you? But it's because she was pregnant and so your senses changed. Got it. So she said some of the smells that make her sick, this is the flatmate, are the smell of eggs, coffee does it, and dog food.

She said these are smells that are usually in the apartment throughout the day because she has multiple coffees a day. This is the one who's not pregnant. She has multiple coffees a day. She has eggs for who's not pregnant. She has multiple coffees a day. She has eggs for toast most mornings. Yep. And she has a dog. Oh, no.

It's all the things that, like, affect her. Yeah. So here's what she's done so far to help the situation. So, okay, you're pregnant. Fine. The pregnant flatty asked her to start feeding her dog in her bedroom. Oh, that's not ideal. She did it? She said her bedroom. Oh, that's not ideal. She did it?

She said, yeah. Well, that's nice of her. I can do it. I don't know why she didn't just feed the dog outside. Yeah, she could have fed the dog. Maybe it's an apartment. Maybe it's an apartment. So she's already feeding the dog in the bedroom to help.

Didn't help enough. The flatmate who's pregnant then asked her to switch to exclusively iced coffee. Oh, right. Because it's less fragrant than hot coffee. Is it? I guess, yeah, you don't boil it and do all that stuff. She also asked her if she could hard boil all of her eggs at the start of the week. Oh, you don't want to be eating five-day-old eggs.

Hard boiled. Hard boiled. If you enjoy fried eggs on toast. It's fresh. It's fresh. That's why you like it. It's not the same as sitting there gnawing on a five-day-old boiled egg.

Couldn't they come to some sort of agreement where... The pregnant chick moves out? No. What if, like, she's like, oh, I'm about to cook my eggs, do you want to go into your room so, you know, you don't smell the eggs? Well, this is what she's saying.

She said that she ends up sort of locking herself away in the bedroom because she can't stand the eggs. Well, this is what she's saying. She said that she ends up sort of locking herself away in the bedroom because she can't stand the smells. But the one who's not pregnant is saying, this is too much. Am I the a-hole in this situation? On one side of it, the morning sickness will pass. Yeah, it won't be forever. You could go, oh, I've just got to do this for

a period of time and maybe I'll suck it up. On the other side of it though, like it's not you who's pregnant. Yeah. I mean, that's a hard one. It's a hard one, eh? Yeah. Yeah.

According to Reddit, she's not an a-hole. Everyone's come on board as one. People are saying, no, she's not. Well, I think she's quite nice because she's already feeding the dog, you know, in her bed. In the bedroom. Oh, not the bed. No, not in the bed. Yeah, I don't feed my dog in the bed either.

Bree and Clint. We're going back to play What's the Plot? No, can't hear it. There we go. Hang on, let's just pretend no one heard that. Okay, and start again. Let's play What's the Plot. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our movie guessing game where you take on Brie at her own game. She went like 20 games undefeated last year. Today I think with this theme you may have met your match.

Oh no, what's the theme? Because may have met your match. Oh, no. What's the theme? Because we're on tour around the country right now, we're doing New Zealand movies. Okay, okay. You've seen a lot. I've seen a few. Is it your specialty, though?

Jeremy's going to take you on. Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. Good evening. Now, interpret that however you want. That could be movies about New Zealand, set in New Zealand, filmed in New Zealand, or made by New Zealanders. Okay, gotcha.

So, good luck, everybody. That's a lot of movies. Your buzzer is your name, and you don't need to wait for me to finish the plot line. Good luck, everybody. I need to concentrate here. Here comes movie number one. Our main character lives a simple life with his fellows in the Shire until a wizard...

Bree! Bree. Bree. The Hobbit. The Hobbit. See, there's so many of these movies. It's so hard to tell. Is that the title of the one we're talking about?

I don't know. There's like eight movies in the series. The Hobbit. It's a guess. It's correct. There's enough. That's exactly what we needed. She's off to a good start.

Jeremy, you still with us? I think we should really go back and listen to that Because I was Well I'll drop it this once Oh okay Do you think you win first Ah it's alright No we like to keep it fair

We like to keep it fair Okay let's see how you go on this one You can still stay in the game here Here comes movie number two It's got to be a Kiwi movie. The year is 1984. In this film, we meet a boy who is 11 years old, who lives on a farm with his gran.

The Hunt for the Wilder People. The Hunt for the Wilder People. Not right. Whoa, whoa. Incorrect. It's a free guess for you, Jeremy. Boy. Boy's correct. Took a stab free guess for you, Jeremy. Boy. Boy's correct.

Took a stab. We're all drawn up. We're level. The person who gets the next movie is going to take out the game. Could be a movie filmed in New Zealand. Could be a movie starring a New Zealander. Could be a movie made by a New Zealander. Oh, God, this is hard.

Here it comes. This film is a remake of a film that came out in 1933, and it follows director Carl and his crew on a journey from New York City to a mysterious island to film a new movie. Accompanying them are a playwright by the name of Mr Driscoll and an actress called Ms Darrow, who is whisked away by a monstrous ape when they...

Bree. ...in Kong. Director, was it... It was Taika, the director. Peter Jackson. Peter Jackson. Our other director. Shall we do one more?

Because I feel bad for Jeremy if he did get in first. Right, we can do one more. Does that sound fair, Jeremy? Yeah, why not? Okay. Movie number four. Bella and Hector are two reclusive country folk who become foster parents to Ricky,

a problem child. Jeremy. I know what it is. Unto the world of people. Absolutely correct. We've got to do one more because it's tied up. Oh, I've run out of movies. Now I have...

Brie! Whale Rider. Yes! Get in! That's what's the plot. Jeremy, we'll find your prize again. Very good game, Jeremy. Good game.

All right, thank you. You're not too bad yourself. Nice work, Jeremy. Brie and Clint. So we're live on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour in Dunedin. We're having too bad yourself. Nice work, Jeremy. We're live on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour in Dunedin. We're having such a good time in Dunedin today. It is so good. People are great here.

We've been showered in gifts. Yeah, people have bought us presents, which is so lovely. I've been given a portrait of my cat. You've got one of your dog, Whitney. Got some personalised cat bowls. I've got a personalised tile that says Leshko, which I really appreciate that. So if you want to come down and give us gifts, then feel free. You don't have to do that.

We will gratefully receive them. We're in the octagon. You know, we'll be here till seven. You know, on this show... You can't make it. Our PO box number is 30515. Please send it there. You know, on this show, Clint, make it Our PO box number Is 30515 Please send it there You know on this show Clint

I have my finger on the pulse Of you know What's up and coming in music Totally Because that's what we do On this radio show That's why you totally knew Who Lil Uzi Vert was

Yeah Lil Rapper And you remember that time I bought you the Fartiste The next big thing Oh how could I forget That was great No it wasn't I think it was

He went big No he didn't You know wasn't I think it was, he went big No he didn't It was a guy who did Ed Sheeran songs out of his butt Yeah he did drum and bass Bum and bass Bum and bass This afternoon I've got you And I'm pretty sure

I'm right in saying this The youngest ever recording artist. Right. Forget about Justin Bieber, you know, when he did his music when he was 11. Forget about Whip Your Hair Back and Forth. Right. I believe this is the youngest ever recording artist.

This isn't going to be some kid doing a fart, is it? No. No farts in this break. Her name is Luca, and this is and her album hasn't been released yet, but it's due to be released in April, but she has released one track early. Gotcha. Now, I want to play a bit of that track for you first, and then I want to get a vibe on what you think,

and then I'll tell you some more details about her. Okay, got it. So this is Luca, the youngest ever recording artist. Kind of sounds like whale sounds. Bit vibey. Yeah. Bit George FM. Yeah, it's a bit...

Probably a bit more BFM Sunday morning. Here we go. What instrument is she playing? This is all sounds recorded by her. Yeah. Is this womb music? What are your thoughts on that? I mean, I'm into it.

You into it? I can't say this has piqued my interest. So the album... I respect her craft. The album is called Sounds of the Unborn. Yeah. And that, in fact, is of an unborn baby. And they have recorded the sounds of her in the womb

and have produced music from her, her parents, Elizabeth and Ivan, and they've released the youngest ever recording artist track. I've heard of pushy stage parents before who have decided that they want their kid to get into something like music or acting. This is next level, eh? Yeah, you look at like Drew Barrymore's parents or Lindsay Lohan's dad or something. This is next level, eh? Yeah, you look at like Drew Barrymore's parents

or Lindsay Lohan's dad or something. This is next level. Next level. The kid's not even fricking born yet. She's still in the womb. She's still in the womb. They're like, get it up, get the royalties. And also, how does she like have say in this?

Do they just, does the mum have to go to the recording studio? Yeah. And does she just like kick when she doesn't like it? Yeah. Is that how it works? What if the kid actually wants to be a rapper, you know? There you go. Sounds of the recording studio. Yeah. And does she just like kick when she doesn't like it? Yeah. Is that how it works? What if the kid actually wants to be a rapper? You know? There you go.

Sounds of the Unborn. That's by Luca. Released April. Get it on the playlist. Free and Clint. Live from the Octagon in Dunedin in our togs. It's not weird at all. It's not weird.

Not weird. Not weird. We're in a hot tub. What are you having for dinner? What's the specials? Hey, Max Brubar. Anyone want to shout us a beer? Prawns? You're having prawns for dinner? What's the specials? Hey, Max Brubar. Anyone want to shout us a beer? Prawns?

You're having prawns for dinner. Okay. Come on over. We're in the hot tub time machine. We're hooked up to the DeLorean. It's bloody good down here. If you want to win yourself one of these hot tubs, the Degree 43s, there's actually a new post up on our Instagram page.

Just go and tell us where you are, and we could bring one of these on a trailer to your house for a week. It's crazy. People just come down here. They see how good looking this spa is, and they just bring one of these on a trailer to your house for a week. It's crazy. People just come down here, they see how good looking this spa is and they just buy one on the spot.

The guys from Degree 43, I mean, Dwayne, he's been selling spas left, right and centre. I feel like Suzanne Paul. I'm out here doing a spa. You get a spa.

You get a spa. Doing an infomercial. It's good. One of the biggest songs in the world right now is, it is the biggest pop song in the world right now. It's Olivia the biggest pop song in the world right now.

It's Olivia Rodrigo, Driver's Licence. Yeah, we're going to get producer Ben to play us a little bit of it. Ben, can we hear a little bit of Olivia Rodrigo? You know, for those who have been living under a rock and haven't heard it before. Yes, it sounds like this. Here it is. It's massive. Huge.

Yeah. Talks about getting her driver's licence and then she drives past her ex's house and it's pretty sad. She has a big wha. She has a bit of a cry. Yeah. And it's gone massive. It's huge. I said to you when it first came out, I was like, oh, she must be really young.

She talks about just getting her driver's license. Yeah. And then you made the comment where you were like, oh, she could have just not got her license for a while. And she could have just, yeah, but turns out she is like 17 or 18. So she is just getting her driver's license. If anything, she got it early by today's standards. I reckon people are waiting longer and longer to get their driver's license. Here's my question.

How old were you when you got your license? 15. Yeah, I think I was 15 as well. Yeah, I got it as soon as I could. I mean, that's a scary thought. Well, I tried to get it as soon as I could. I mean, that's a scary thought. Well, I tried to get it as soon as I could. I failed. Did you fail it?

I failed the first time. And then how many times did you fail after that? I only failed once. Just once? Yeah. Is that because you did a burnout in the main street? No, it's because I actually read the road code for the second time. I was like, maybe I should study for this.

And then I got it. That's a good idea. That's the trick. If you're going for your driver's license, read the road code. That would be a good idea. And then I was talking to one of my friends the other day, and he, I believe, is 26, and he's like, oh, I've never thought about getting my licence.

And I was like, pardon me? He's never got his driver's licence. Wait, does he live somewhere like downtown Tokyo where you don't need a car? No, he lives in Auckland. He lives in Auckland and he doesn't have a car? He lives in Auckland, which, I mean, public transport, not the best. No, Wellington, I think you can get away with no car. I think that might be the only city in New Zealand where you can truly get away with it

and still experience everything the city has to offer. And look, this might sound a bit harsh, but I am going to stick behind this. I have said on this show before, bit of a deal breaker for me. Bit of a deal breaker. It's the deal breaker. It is the deal breaker. You said to me it's the question that you ask on first dates. I just don't want to be in that

situation. Followed by what's your KiwiSaver at? I just think it creates a bit of a situation if you're dating someone where you're going to end up being the mother in the relationship. It's a mum's taxi situation. Yeah, because you have to pick them up anytime you go somewhere or do anything.

You're driving. Even if they plan a romantic day out for you. You have to drive. You've got to drive. And you have to know where you're going. Babe, I thought tonight that you could take us to the beach for fish and chips. And on the way, you could stop and we'll get fish and chips. That'd be great.

Obviously, you'll be driving, so I'll have a couple of beers. Yeah, so you're the designated driver every time. You, though, are Heineken zeros. We thought we'd ask people this afternoon, is there someone like that in your life that you want to dob in? Who's the person in your life that's never got their licence? Who do you wish would just get their A into G and go and get the licence? Maybe they've got a licence, but they've only got their restricted,

or they're still sitting on their learners. Good place to do it, so they know, is on national radio right now. Yeah, call them out. Call them out for it. Tell us how inconvenient it is for you that someone in your life hasn't bothered to get their driver's licence. Who is it? 0800 DIAL ZM, or you can text us on 9696.

Free in Clint. Live inside the hot tub, attached to the hot tub time machine in the Octagon in Dunedin. It's lovely and warm in here. We're talking driver's licenses because Olivia Rodrigo has made it relevant again with this song. I've got my driver's license last week just like we always talked about. We'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate Olivia Rodrigo for getting her driver's license at the age of 17. It's going to hold you in good stead for future employment.

And also having a number one global hit. I mean, that comes after getting a driver's license. Well, the ironic bit is she'll probably never have to drive herself ever again. Yeah, she'll have a driver. We've actually got some guests join us in the hot tub. I wonder if they've got their driver's license. Yeah, that's a good question, actually. A couple of teachers.

What's your name, sir? Luke. Luke, have you got a driver's license? I got my restricted. What age are you? 21. Luke what are you doing? Just really lazy. Really that's the reason? Plus if I'm unrestricted then it's an excuse not to drive around my friends. That's what it is. There you go. That's what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about. Okay sir what's your name? Taylor. Taylor have you got your's license? Yeah, I've had my full for as long as I can. And are you driving this guy around? Not really him, but all the mates he's talking about.

Yeah. And what are your thoughts on that, Taylor? Does it annoy you sometimes? I just don't want people being sick in my car. Let's just put a soilage fee on. Yeah, you should. Yeah, an Uber cleaning fee. Who do you wish would just get their damn licence on 0800DIALZM? Carl. Hi, Carl. G'day, Carl. Hi. Who is it?

Who doesn't have their licence? She's not here anymore, but my nana was 84 and she never drove. You're joking me, Carl. So she got away with 84 years. That's a good inning. That lazy old... What would you say to her if she was still here? They lived and worked together

so they just drove with one vehicle. My nan never got hers either. My nonna never got hers either. My papa took her for one driver's lesson. Driver's driving lesson. And he said never again. I will drive you everywhere from now on. Don't worry about it. I'll drive you everywhere from now on. Don't worry about it.

I'll drive you. Thanks, Carl. Chantel's here. Hey, Chantel. Hey, Chantel. Hey. Who is it, Chantel? Call them out on the radio.

Who needs to get their bloody licence? I dated someone for over a year who was 31 and never had their licence, not even a learner's. Chantel, and tell me, because it's a deal-breaker for me, was it a deal-breaker for you? Yeah, because I offered a few times to even pay for it, for him to go, and still never happened. And he was fully capable. Obviously, there's certain things that mean you can't get a driver's licence,

but this guy was fully eligible for a driver's licence? Like, he needed glasses, and I made sure he got those too. So then he could. So you did all the groundwork and then he never went and got it? Yeah, yeah. So definitely ended up being a deal breaker because you've got to be independent. He's missed out there. You were willing to invest in him, you know, and upskill him,

and he still didn't take the hunt. Not cool. Oh, boy, bye. Grant's here. Hi, Grant. G'day, Grant. Hey,. Boy, boy. Grant's here. Hi, Grant. G'day, Grant. Hey, how are we? Good, thank you.

Call them out. Who is it that needs to get their licence? My 64-year-old mother needs to go and get her driver's licence. Grant, that's not enough. I think you need to use her name. I think you need to... Yeah, who is it? What's your mum's name?

Name and shame your mother. My 64-year-old mother, anyould, needs to get her driver's licence. If you're listening, Annie, it's time. Come on. Grant's willing to shout you a car. You've had 64 nice years of being driven around. It's time you pull your weight. If you go and get that licence, we will gift you your first car.

How does a DeLorean sound? Time machine. Thanks, Grant. Bloody good. Next on the show, we're going to do Birthday Banger live from the hot tub. If you want to do it and find out what was number one on your 16th birthday, you can call us now on 0800DIALZM. Most of these people will probably have their driver's license.

We'll find out. Bree and Clint. There's a vibe sitting here in a hot tub in the middle of Dunedin, isn't it? We're opposite all the bars, and we can see people enjoying their Thursday afternoon, afternoon beer. I can smell that over there. That's a pale ale. Oh, yeah, it smells.

It looks great. It looks divine. We had someone come over to us today and go, you know you're in a liquor ban area, right? I was like, well, yeah, we think so. We picked the one spot in Dunedin. The only place in Dunedin where you can't drink is the Octagon, and you chose the Octagon.

Suckers. Suck on that. Let's do a birthday banger. Free and Cleanse. Birthday banger. All right, here we go. Birthday banger for a Thursday. We'll take your birthdays.

We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th. And then we'll play the best one in full. Let's kick it off with Jenna. G'day. Hi. How are you, mate? Good, thanks. How are you?

Not too bad. I'm in a hot tub in the middle of the octagon in Dunedin, so, you know, I've had worse days. Yeah, pretty much. But a pretty good day. Let's do your birthday banger, Jenna. What's your birthday? 25th of August, 1981.

All right, you were 16 in 1997 on the 25th of August. And in the late 90s, this went to the top of the charts. That's iconic. That's great. Will Smith. You know, I remember being so disappointed because I didn't understand how music videos worked in 1997. And I went to the movies especially to see Men in Black

because I wanted to see the bit where the aliens do the Men in Black dance. Yeah, yeah. And it's not in the movie. No, just for the film clip. Yeah. So it's a great video clip. Do you love your birthday banger, Jenna? Yep.

I like it. It's a good one to kick us off. Let's go to Stacey. Hi, Stacey. G'day, Stace. Hi. How are you doing Stacey. Hi, Stacey. G'day, Stace. Hi. How are you doing? Yeah, good, thanks.

We just came and saw you down in the Octagon. Oh, did you? You weren't the person that said that you've been trying to get onto Birthday Banger for ages. No, I was the one with the two kids that got in the hot tub. Oh, gotcha. I know exactly who you are. You warmed it up for us. Thanks, guys.

All right, Stace, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 1st of August, 1987. All right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 1st of August. And in 2003, this had the number one hit. Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love? Great song. That is an amazing song.

Massive anthem. I'd be happy if that won today. I could get into that. That's good. Yeah, that's a ripper. Okay, one more for Pauline. Hi, Pauline. Hello, Pauline.

Hi. How are you? Are you good? That's good, Pauline. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 1st of January 1960. Was that the 1st

or the 11th of January? Sorry, the 11th of January 1960. Perfect. I just want to get it right for you, Pauline. We only do this once, so it must be the good one. Let's go. You were 16 in 1976 on the 11th

of January. And in the 70s, this had a number one hit. Oh, Pauline. Iconic. You've landed on an absolute stonker of the birthday banger. Do you love it? I love it, love it. Yeah.

Does that bring back memories, Pauline? Oh, can't think back that far. The year is 1976. You're 16 years old, your hair is long, your bra is burnt, and you're listening to this song. I reckon this is the winner of Birthday Banger. This is the winner. We're in the middle of Dunedin,

and I want to blast this Bohemian Rhapsody. Here we go. For Pauline, the winner of Birthday Banger today is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Turn it up. Oh, we're playing a live version, are we? Oh, are we? No, I reckon we... Hang on, let's stop this down. Let's stop the song. If we're playing Queen,

we need to do it right. We have to do the original. Let's give producer Ben on the tools. Just a couple of minutes to get it sorted. Is he panicking? I can't see him. He's furiously working. His moustache is twitching from side to side. Come on, Ben. You can do it. I know. It's spelled Q-U-E-E-N.

He's like, don't talk to me. It's for the people. There's a guy called Freddie Mercury in the band. Yeah, they made a movie about them. It's a pretty popular song. He's got it. He's done it. Producer Ben comes through with the gods.

Live. The pressure. Here we go. Birthday banger on ZM. Brian Clint. Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see. I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go

Little high, little low Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me To me To me Mama Just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama Life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on as if nothing really matters Too late My time has come

Since she was down my spine Body's aching all the time Goodbye everybody I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama I don't wanna die Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Thunder, lightning, very, very frightening me. Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo. Magnifico! I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Sparing his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go

Will you let me go? Bismillah No, we will not let you go Let him go Bismillah We will not let you go Let him go Bismillah

We will not let you go Let me go We'll not let you go Let me go You'll never let me go You'll never let me go No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, Mam mia, mama mia

Mama mia, let me go Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me For me, for me So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyes So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh, baby Can't do this to me, baby Just gotta get out

Just gotta get right out of here Oh yeah, oh yeah Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me. Sing it, Freddie. Take it home. ZD and Bree and Clint.

We're live in the hot tub time machine. That was Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody for Birthday Banger. I'd love to hear another Queen. Another one bites the dust. I think you're pushing your luck. Anyone? I think you're pushing your luck. Anyone? Who's keen on the text message? 9696 back to back queen. You don't even have the text machine available. You're in a hot tub.

I don't even need to because I know the people have my back. They want to hear back to back queen. I don't think we've got time. But I've got an idea for something we should do next. I think this is the environment where you do these kind of things because, you know, we're in a hot tub. It's kind of like a party atmosphere.

You're not allowed to do a wee in here. We've already talked about it. No, we're not going to do wees. We're not going to do another wee in here. I think you and I have a game of would you rather and I reckon people text us their would you rathers. This is dangerous. And together we've got to answer these would you rathers.

The challenge for you listening is give us your best would you rather that you think is radio appropriate. Yeah, it has to be able to be said on the radio. They're going to go through the filter of producer Ben. He's going to be the only one who can see them, and he'll give us our would you rathers next. He's got the dirtiest mind on the team, though. Yeah, but we can blame him.

Okay, true. Okay, so if you'd like us to answer your would you rather this afternoon, text it in now, 9696, and we'll play would you rather from the hot tub time machine after this. It's Ariana Grande. And positions.

Our position right now, reclined in a hot tub in the middle of the Octagon in Dunedin. That's right. One of those situations where you find yourself at parties, you know, bougie parties where someone's got a hot tub and you're relaxed and then someone's like, should we play Truth or Dare? Nah, let's play Would You Rather. It's the new version of Truth or Dare.

It's either Truth or Dare or Never Have I Ever. Those are the games. I thought let's have a game, a nationwide game of Would You Rather and we'll get people listening to submit the Would You Rathers. I've always thought to myself, I'd love to play this on national radio. They're going through the filter of producer Ben this afternoon, who's manning the text machine.

Ben, come in. G'day, guys. How's it outside the hot tub? It's actually a little bit cold because of the wind. Have you got your togs? Jump in. I... Nah.

Bree said get in before he said, I don't want to be in while you're in there. Yeah, I was just joking there. Okay, Ben, hit us with some would-you- rathers that have come in from zm listeners okay these are all from the text machine here we go i'm just going to copy this into the sheet all right here we go number one would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses this is a classic this is a classic i'm gonna go with 10 horses. Same. There's no way I want to take on a giant beak. Yeah, exactly right.

Nah, I don't want to do that. And just boot them away. Like, what's a tiny horse going to do to me? I mean, it would hurt if they were all kicking you. Okay, so are you unanimous? Yeah. 10 tiny horses, please. Yes.

Okay, nice. And they'd be very cute. But angry at you. But angry, yeah. Very angry. Okay, your second, would you rather. Would you rather have fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers? What are you going to do with eyelash fingers?

But at the same time, how are you going to look with finger eyelashes up on your eyes? Yeah, that's true. They just wobble around. Can I move them? If they're connected to my eyelids, can I control them like fingers? I can, no. They're not floppy. I don't think so.

They'd be like eyelashes, so you can't really control them. Are they floppy? I didn't text in, but I would say so, yeah. You can move them. Yeah, you can move them. Are they the size of actual fingers? I don't. Yes.

They are. Yeah, they are. That's a hard one. A little. Nah, it's not hard. It's not hard. I'm having eyelashes for fingers, because I've still got my palms. I don't want to have the same dexterity.

Oh, no, I'm opposite to you. Really? Yeah, I'm going fingers for eyelashes. Because can you imagine? I would have, because girls. So you have 20 fingers. Yeah, because girls always want bigger eyelashes. And I mean, you can't get bigger than that.

Right. Okay. I'd need a lot of mascara to put on those bad boys. Okay, we disagree on that one, but we've decided. Next, please. Okay, here we go. Would you rather lick an escalator handle or a shopping trolley? Oh, yuck! In the age

of COVID, actually, you know what? I reckon 2021, if there was ever a year to lick one, it's this year, because they're out there sanitising everything. You know? That makes me feel sick. I'd say, oh, they're both just as bad as each other. No, I've got it. I know what it is. You lick

the shopping trolley, because at least that is out in the rain every now and then. Whereas an escalator, it's never been It goes round and round. And some of them have been in the department store for 45 years. Shopping trolley. And you never know, you might get the taste of something that someone's grabbed in the shopping centre. They might have eaten a nectarine on their way around New World.

Yeah, and then it's on there. That'd be all right. Okay, we agree. We're licking the shopping trolley. Thank you. Do you want one more? Yeah, one more. Here we go.

Would you rather always feel the urge to pee or never know when you're going to pee, therefore always having to wear a diaper? Well, I've had a UTI, so I know what the urge always feels like to pee. And I've upped my water intake as my New Year's resolution, so I'm currently always needing to pee, including right now in the hot tub. Don't you dare pee in here. It's not nice. There's that stuff in here where it turns a different colour.

I won't pee. I'll go with the other one because I think you can get some nice tenor pads these days, can't you? So always wear a diaper. Lots of ladies have to wear something down there, you know? You mean, what do they call it? Like a line, a pad. Yeah, like panty liner, panty liner. Nah, I'd say I'm going to have a, I want to have a UTI forever.

Is that the question? No, that wasn't the question. No, okay. No, that was the question. That was it. Someone grab her a cranberry juice. Bree and Clint. Zeddy and Bree and Clint.

Hello. G'day. Sorry, we're just waving to people who are driving around Needham's Octagon at the moment. We're doing a live show from a hot tub at the moment. I wonder if anyone is listening as they drive past and they're like oh look there's those two losers in the hot tub. If anyone's listening right now can you

toot your horn? Oh yeah! We got one! That's like our own version of the long weekend group toot. Good timing. Oh there's heaps of tooting happening. Well you guys are here for something special you're very lucky because you're about to witness greatness. You're very lucky.

I thought we stopped this yesterday. Over the last couple of days, together, we've been attempting greatness. We've been attempting to break my own breath-holding record of one minute because we're in the hot tub, you know? It's the perfect chance to do it. Yeah, and every day you've gotten worse and worse. It's not meant to be doing that. I'm meant to be building.

Oh, this has given me such a laugh this last week. PB is one minute. Cry Church, 58 seconds. And then yesterday in Timaru, you did 50 seconds. Here's what happened yesterday. Have a listen to this. This is the lamest thing ever. Yeah, it's just the two of us.

Oh, God. What's my time? Did I do it? What's my time? 50 seconds. So look, there's room for improvement, absolutely. This is the last time we're doing this. It is the last time we're doing it because today I break my PB. Today I go over one minute. I think you're

going to get worse. I've figured out exactly what I need to make this work. A new set of lungs? That would help. I need help to get this done, and I need to know what my time is. Okay? Because I can't do this blind. I feel like this is cheating. I feel like I need you to give me indications of when I'm almost there.

Okay. And spur me on. So for that, I'm not going to go all the way around. I'm going to leave my ears out. Okay. I'm going to leave my ears out this time. And together we're going to do it. Okay.

I'm going to hand over to Anastasia who's going to help co-commentate this. And let's all hope for the best, okay? All right. One minute, one second. I'll take it. Okay. All right. One minute, one second.

That's what we're after. He's taking off his sunnies. Okay, I'm ready. The headphones are off. Deep breaths, Clint. I'm ready. Because I'm sitting behind you in the hot tub. I feel like we're about to have a water birth.

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Push, push. Don't birth me for one minute, one second. Breathe, Clint, breathe. Come here. Come here. All right, here we go.

In three, two, one. Hold your breath. And he's in the water now. His ears are out. Are we actually going to give him his time? The timer is on. I will give him time updates as we get close to the one minute, which I'm hoping he can get close. He's going to do it.

All right, you're at 15 seconds now. This could also hinder you because sometimes you get in your own head and then it's all over. He's confident. Clint in Dunedin, the Octagon. This is like his own UFC fight but withholding his breath. 30 seconds now. 30 seconds.

Come on, can we get a little cheer from the crowd? Oh, his ears are submerged now. Can he still hear us? Yeah, he can. He can. 45 seconds. Oh, no, the bubbles are coming up. Can he get there?

No, he looks relaxed. One minute and one second he needs to beat. Not yet. 55, 56, 57, 58, 59. One minute. One minute one. No. He's out.

You wouldn't believe it. Here, live, intonated at the Octagon, Clinton Roberts has beaten his personal best. No one cares. By two seconds. And that a hero. His personal best. No one cares. By two seconds. And that is the reaction from the crowd. They're all like, can you be quiet, please? We're trying to have a nice dinner.

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint live in the hot tub time machine in Dunedin's Octagon this afternoon. Delightful. Tomorrow we'll be live from Invercargill. We'd love to see you there If you're in Invers tomorrow afternoon Look, this is a thought I had the other day And I feel like every Kiwi growing up Had the saying

Where are you digging to? Are you digging to China? Anyone who's digging a big hole Might be at the beach Might be, you might see like a road worker You might yell out to them Are you digging to China? Are you off to China? How much longer? Are you digging to China? Are you off to China?

How much longer? If you dig any further, you're going to pop out in China. You might hit China soon. Yeah. And, you know, that's what we always say. That's the saying on this side of the planet. Yeah. Because obviously the theory is we're on one side of the planet

and if you dig all the way through, you'll end up in China. It's not a theory, it's science. It's science. You go down far enough, you go through the outer crust, through the thermonuclear core, eventually you'll pop out in Shanghai. It is complete science. But I thought I wanted to ask people this afternoon, you know, what do you say if you're not from New Zealand or Australia?

Do you have a different saying? Yeah. Because we wouldn't know. Are you Chinese? Yeah. And where did you guys. Are you Chinese? Yeah. And where did you guys dig to when you were kids? I put it on my social media, Clint, and it was quite interesting to see where people were from

and what the saying actually is in that part of the world. Right. What do you think people in China are saying? New Zealand. Surely if we're digging to China, they're digging to New Zealand. Where are you digging? You're digging all the way to New Zealand. That makes sense. I had a lot of people comment from the UK.

A lot of people comment from the UK. Only a couple of people from China comment. All of them said the saying in the UK, China, a few other places over that way, they're digging to Australia. No way.

Yes. Really? That's what they all said. That's the saying. Just another case where New Zealand has been forgotten about. We're not even on the map to these people. Thanks a lot, China. We're a bigger surface area to hit, you know.

Thanks a lot, China. Dig here. It's bloody lovely here It is divine The weather's good