ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 5th 2019

Episode Date: February 5, 2019

How were you scammed?Dean McCarthy Live from LAThe Hot Mess Express are off to HamiltonBree does ‘Rag N Bone Man’Beat The BullAre you bald?Insta Fame Game!We premiere our song – SEND ITCamping disasterBirthday Banger!DB follow upWaitangi Day quizSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Baze, how are you? Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Do we have anything to talk about? Oh yeah, we do. I was waiting for you to say hello to everybody as well. I was thinking of a cute thing to call everyone. Well, do you want me to just say everything? Yeah. Do you want me to just... It's easier for me.

Well, I've just tried seamlessly integrating Baze into my vocab. Seemed to go well. You didn't pick up on it? No, I definitely did. What were you going to go with? I don't have a cute word to call everyone. You said you were going to, you thought you were thinking of one. Yeah, but my brain's. Oh, you mean you didn't talk because you were trying to think of one.

Exactly. Shit, this is good radio. This is real ripper. Let's start again. This is real ripper shit. Let's start again. Okay, let's start again. Are you ready, everybody?

Are you ready? Yeah. Yeah. This is a fresh take. Let's keep it short. Yeah. Hey, bays. Welcome to the Brinkley Yeah. This is a fresh take. Let's keep it short. Yeah. Hey, Baze. Welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast.

This is a podcast intro. Here's the podcast. Zed-in. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-ins. Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, New Zealand, and welcome to the Bree and Clint Show.

You know, I feel more today like the Hot Mess Express than I ever have before. We're really living our truth today. For multiple reasons, okay? We have been spending the day in the studio with some people who know what they're doing, perfecting our live set. That's coming under control because last night we spent the night in the booth with Kings finishing our debut single. We're sleep deprived.

Got done with the single last night at 1am. Yeah. It is, I don't want to overhype it, but it's very good. This could be the next big dance track here in New Zealand. I don't want to toot our own trumpet, but it's better than Lord Royals. Okay, well, you've... Have I seen it up too far?

No, you've reached for the fence there. Yeah, there we go. No, shoot for the moon, and if you fail, people will still have to listen to your song. True. We're going to play it anyway. Yeah, we're hoping to receive the final master from Kings at five o'clock,

which means the debut of the Hot Mess Express single called Send It, by the way, will be happening on the show at five o'clock. To be honest, I haven't been this excited about something on radio that we've done for a very long time. This is big. It'll be straight after the second Secret Sound. That's at five. The first chance for Secret Sound today is at four.

Next, though, there is big news surrounding Viagogo. Viagogo. You know, those a-holes who sell fake tickets to people. I hate those guys. There is big news about them in New Zealand. We'll bring that to you straight after Loud Luxury and Brando. This is Bodhi, Bree and Clint. ZM.

Babe, make a sound. Bree and Clint. ZM. Babe, make a sound. Bree and Clint. Via GoGo. Ugh, yuck. Feels gross saying it. This really makes me angry, this stuff. That's the site that has been scamming New Zealanders and people around the world to be fair, out of money

on fake tickets. And somehow they're still allowed to operate in New Zealand. I don't know how they get away with it. So essentially how they work is that they pay for the, they pay Google essentially, because when you put it into Google, say you want to go to a concert,

say George Ezra last night, for example, which was on in Auckland. Yeah. You type in George Ezra tickets Auckland. They pay to have their link, their Viragogo, whatever the hell it's called, to be at the very top of the Google search. Comes up first.

And when you click on their website, it looks quite legit. Yes. Like it looks very, like you just wouldn't, because who really investigates who the official ticket seller is of a gig? Who goes, oh, I wonder if this is a ticket master or a ticketech or an event finder or a no one. It's not like, you know, Viagogo, the website is wearing a big like jacket and they're opening the jacket going,

what tickets do you want? Hey man, you want some tickets? So what happens is people buy these tickets from this website and then the tickets never come. Or they're fake tickets. Or they're fake tickets. That's how I understand it to operate. Viagogo, this is the bit where it gets really interesting.

Viagogo has been summoned to the Auckland High Court on today, I believe, actually, or maybe next Tuesday. Anyway, they've been called to the High Court in Auckland to answer for this, and they reckon they're just not going to show up. They're like from Switzerland or something, and because they're not actually a New Zealand company, they reckon you can call them to court, but they don't have to show up. They're like from Switzerland or something and because they're not actually a New Zealand company, they reckon you can call them to court

but they don't have to show up. They might not come. And the only people who can stop it operating in New Zealand is Google if they take them off there. But they reckon Google won't remove them because Google get too much money from them because everyone ends up going there

when they're looking at tickets. Well, that's BS, Google. It just really... That's so annoying. Nibbles my biscuit and not in a good way. I had a friend the other day who I saw wanted to go to Fleetwood Mac and she put up a screen grab. She'd just bought three tickets and she paid $1,200

and she put up a screen grab of her ticket stubs. And she said, I can't believe I'm finally going to see Fleetwood Mac. And I saw she'd bought them from Viagogo. And I had to message her and say, mate, look, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there's a strong chance that you just lost $1,200. And she messaged me back because she didn't even know about it. She didn't even know the website was

a thing. And she messaged back and she said she's crying. She's bawling her eyes out. Couldn't believe it. Because they don't refund you either. If you go, actually I don't want these tickets. No. You don't get a refund. Of course they don't. And apparently some of the tickets do work. So you actually just have to risk it. You actually just have to

kind of take a chance and go to the gig and go, well, I hope I didn't get ripped off. Yeah, it's a maybe. You might get to go in, you might not. I thought we could do this afternoon. This is not a nice topic, but 0800DALZM,

what scam did you fall for? When have you been scammed before? And then we can all be angry together. Yeah, who scammed you out of something? If it's good, we've got free mobile fuel to give away today all day ahead of Waitangi Day tomorrow. So if you've got the

best scam that you fell for or we feel most sorry for you, we'll give you a $50 fuel voucher. How does that sound? Sounds good to me. 0800 dials at M right now or you can text us on 9696. Free in Clint. Viagogo has finally been taken to court in New Zealand. They've been summoned to the High Court

to answer for their scamalicious crimes. But it turns out, if you're a Switzerland-based company, you don't have to show up. You can just not show up. These people are the real scum of the earth, can I say? They pull on your heartstrings because people obviously get invested in their favourite artists and bands and

festivals and they really want to go. And it's so much money. You know, and sometimes you can pay four times the amount for a ticket or whatever. And you might go, this is the last time I'll ever get to see this person or just go into my savings. Exactly. The real scum of the earth. So we want to know this afternoon, when have you been scammed?

Who scammed you? What scam did you fall for? What did you fall for? And the best scam is going to win free mobile fuel this afternoon. First up, Matt. Hey, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, guys. How are you going?

Good, thanks. Who scammed you? I got scammed by some scumbag on Facebook selling an iPhone X on the day it came out. No way. Yeah. I was one of those guys. So I was chatting to the guy, and he seemed legit. He sent me a photo of his license and everything for, like, safety's sake.

Yeah. And I gave him the cash, and then nothing showed up. So I contacted the police, and they're like, yeah, this name is very well known to us. And that's it? That's it, Matt? Yeah, that was it. They went to court, and they said he had to pay back at $2 a week,

but he's got other people that he scammed to pay back first, so I'm never going to see anything of it. Oh, my God. That sucks. Matt, I don't mean to sound like the dad of the situation, but what are you doing buying an iPhone X the day it's released off Facebook, mate? I know. How big was the discount?

There was no discount. It was more than – that's why I thought it was legit, because it was more than in store. How much? It was $1,500. Matt! So I was like, it was more than in store. How much? I'm not, it was $1,500. Matt! So I was like, I'm not going to go and stand in line at the store, but if there's one for sale brand new online, then hell yeah. Okay.

All right. Hold there, Matt. You don't need us to tell you anything else. You don't need, we told you so. Maybe that's the biggest scam of the day. Let's go to Melissa. Hey, Melissa. Hi, Mel.

Hi. When did you get scammed? Last year. What happened? I brought what I thought was going to be a brand new blender from an app that I saw on Facebook. Stupid Facebook. It wasn't Wish,

was it? No. I can't remember the name of it, but it was like a $99 special and it's supposed to be like a $900 blender. Yeah. Of course it is. And when I got the bill, they stung me for a good $350. Oh.

Yeah. Had you already given them your credit card details? No blender. Paid it on my credit card. I got done. Oh, you poor thing. Oh, Mel. Have you got a blender?

I do now. Yeah, good. I do now. What did you do? Briscoes? Kmart. do now. Yeah, good. I do now. What did you do, Briscoes? Kmart. Kmart, yeah, great option. Great option, okay. Hold there, Mel.

Last one's Rose. Hey, Rose. Hi, Rose. Hey, guys, how's it going? Good, thanks. When did you get scammed? Oh, mine was a wee while ago now. I was a 12-year-old kid looking to buy my first pony.

Oh, no. And I bought it off trade me from some people up in Auckland. You don't trust Aucklanders, Rose. Moral of the story, the horse arrived having been sold as a great beginner's to intermediate pony and after a few days of it being a very dopey, very sleepy horse, all of a sudden it was a bit of a psycho killer and we eventually found out that this horse was completely unsuitable for riding, had basically been on the back of a truck going out. And there's a scam going around Auckland where they were taking them off it, drugging them

up and selling them online for a very marked out premium. That is horrific. That happened to my dad. The same scam. We bought this horse that was $8,000. Yeah. It was a quarter horse and they go, this is a beautiful horse. And the guy rode it around the yard and it was great.

My dad got on it and bucked him off four times. We had to resell it. I've said it once and I'll say it again. Never trust horse people. Also, Rose, who's this 12-year-old who's been given free reign to go and buy their own horse? Free reigns. Oh, it saves long and hard. They all get fuel.

Can we give them all fuel? Yeah, we're going to give all of you guys mobile fuel, okay? We've got a $50 voucher for all of you. Especially Matt, the poor guy. We're sorting you all out, okay? Well done. All right. I'm lucky, guys.

We've got fuel all day ahead of Waitangi Day. Thanks to mobile. We'll give some all day ahead of Waitangi Day. Thanks to Mobil. We'll give some more away soon. Bree and Clint. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Go live to LA now. Big day for Americans yesterday. The NFL Super Bowl was on and Maroon 5 apparently being called

the worst halftime show ever. Dean, what's going on? Well, look, I'm not going to disagree with that. I didn't personally love the halftime show. But you know what? Whether you loved it, hated it, rewound it, changed the channels, let me tell you the really, really cool news that came out of this. Maroon 5 donated their $500,000 performance fee to a children's charity yesterday.

So they actually announced it right before they went on stage. So it wasn't like they didn't do it after the terrible performance to try and take the spotlight away from the terrible performance. No, they weren't that bad. But I think it's really cool that they did donate their fee. It does set an awkward precedent for next year and the following year performers, because will they be considered cheap if they don't donate it?

Whatever it is, pretty cool, though, for the children's charity. No, no one's going to consider considered cheap if they don't donate it? Whatever it is. Pretty cool though for the children's charity. No, no one's going to consider you cheap if you don't give your fee away if you do a good performance. Everybody is more than willing to pay for a good performance. Also, my favourite bit, I just want to say quickly, my favourite bit of that performance was, well I had

a couple. One of them was when they just chucked Travis Scott in there. They're like, let's cut down how much Maroon 5 is in this 13 minute performance. Let's give four minutes of it to Travis Scott. My other favourite bit was Adam Levine goes, this isn't going well. Better take my shirt off. Yeah, it was a bit raunchy,

wasn't it? It was just a bit weird, don't you think, Dean? It was very weird, but we've all done it. We've all done it. I mean, we saw Janet Jackson's nipple one year. Yeah, but she got roasted for that. She got called bad words. I know.

And Adam Levine. Didn't mind it. Yeah. It's memorable. Yeah. Wasn't hating it. Wasn't hating it. What else did we have to talk about?

We're going to talk to you, Dean, about a rumor we've heard regarding Pitbull and John Travolta. Okay, this is really random. This is by far the most random story we'll ever discuss. They are actually best friends. John Travolta from Greece and Pitbull Dali, who we love. I love Pitbull.

They are best friends. I love him. So this is all dramatically revealed when I went to the Pitbull hand and foot ceremony in Hollywood recently, and I walked inside, and there's John Travolta standing there. I was like, this is random. Anyway, so that's random fact number one.

Number two, if you go online, I want you to Google John Travolta's hair right now. You are going to see that he has actually shaved his head. Now, for the last few years, bless him, bless him. He's been wearing this really bad toupee kind of thing. Looked a bit like hair plug, a bit weave. No one knew what was going on. He's finally shaved it, and it was pitbull that said to him, dude, you're going to look better if you just shave it.

Oh, my God. I love it. I've just seen it. It looks fantastic. It looks great. He looks really good. He looks Jason Statham-ish. He looks statesmanly.

He just looks his age. It makes him look younger. It actually really good. He looks Jason Statham-ish. He looks statesmanly. He just looks his age. Makes him look younger. It actually really does. Oh. So much better, Dean. Who would have thought that your best life advice would come to you via Mr305? You know? He's a genius.

I've been saying this all along. He's an oracle. Okay. Hey, let's get a picture of that up on our Instagram story, I reckon, because that is very, very good. Thank you. Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. We appreciate your stories every single day.

Love it. Chat tomorrow. Bye, guys. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Bree and Clint are the Hot Mess Express.

11 days to go. That's right, New Zealand, 11 days to go until we perform live at Float, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet. We're really starting to knock down some big milestones in this journey. Today we were sitting with a few people that know what they're doing to get our set ready for the live performance. And at 5 o'clock today, you can hear our debut single.

Kings is just doing the final master on it now. He's going to deliver it to us at five and straight after Secret Sound, we will premiere our single. So we are playing our original song

just after five today. Before then, we need some warm-up gigs. We've been going to you, New Zealand, and asking where can we come and play. We've had amazing offers. Birthdays, a lot of weddings, some very young birthdays,

some very old birthdays as well. Like right up to 90 and right down to 10 years old. There's been all kinds of events. We've figured out where we will play first and where we will play this Friday. We'll be playing in Hamilton for you, Tasman. Woo-hoo! And what's your event, Tasman? We're having flatwarming.

Excellent. Excellent. Don't give away too many details because we don't want tens of thousands of people to show up to this Hot Mess Express gig, but what area of Hamilton are we talking about? Oh, Hamilton East. Hamilton East.

Okay. What sort of house are we dealing with here? Is it a flat? Is it an apartment? It's definitely a flat. Okay, is there a backyard where we can set up our pyrotechnics, Tasman? Yes, there sure is. Oh, so this will be an alfresco gig.

We will be playing outdoors? Oh, you can choose, indoor or outdoor. That's up to you. One story or two story? Two. Two, so there's a balcony on the second story? No. Oh, I'm just wondering if there's a chance for like a VIP area,

if we could sell some upgraded packages. Oh, we could organise it. Maybe a meet and greet. You know, are we able to do a sound check earlier in the day? We do like to do a sound check just to make sure, you know, the beats are coming out nice and strong. If you need to do a sound check, we're open for you guys to do a sound check.

Is there a green room for us? You know, like an artist area where we can just go and get ready for our set, do our warm-ups and that kind of thing? I mean, you can borrow my bedroom if you want. Is it air-conned? I do like air-conned. We're on a bit of a tight budget, so we could maybe offer a fan. A fan's good.

Okay, cool. The most important question, Clint, what the Peking Duck boys taught us. Tasman, do we get free drink tickets? Oh, we can organise that. That's all we need. That's in. Oh no, can we get like a power

plug for our extension cord? Yeah, you can use a power plug. That's all we need! That's all we need! It's on, Tasman! The Hot Mess Express goes to the Tron this Friday. Tasman, we're really excited it came out. We can't wait to come and play at your place. Yeah, we're so excited for you guys to come. Also, how many thousands of people are we going to be playing for?

Oh, yeah, what's the capacity of the venue? How many? Oh, maybe like 50,000. Okay, and how many people are actually attending? Probably around 50. 50? Hey, that how many people are actually attending? Probably around 50. 50. Hey, that's not bad. Tasman.

I think you're maybe exaggerating a little bit. Tasman, that's 50 more people than we've ever played for, so that sounds fantastic. We're keen, Tasman. See you then, okay? See you on Friday. Brie and Clint. Someone's nervous and someone is lashing out at other people.

It's Brie because yesterday on the show, after we played this song. This was said live on air. You're the master of impressions. Can you do a rag and bone man? Now that you've sent me the challenge, I might bring that to the show tomorrow. Tomorrow? Tomorrow. Producers, can we set one of those Instagram countdown things, please?

We want 24 hours until Bree does Rag and Bone Man. I'm just looking at the timer now, and three, two, one. Oh, it's finished. It's run out. That means it's time for your Rag and Bone Man impersonation. I did say I might bring that to the show. Did you? Well, might you?

No, I need to be confident. I mean, I had a great run last year. I mean, George Ezra even endorsed my impression of him, said it's the best he's ever heard. Can we get a little bit? Can we get the George Ezra on there? Can we get the, I'd like to get the cooler than me. Mike Posner. Mike Posner.

Why do I always do males? Can I also get the Jessie J? I mean, all great moments on the show. These are just moments I'd like to revisit as we do this. All really good moments. What are we, where are we going? We'll knock this one off first and then we can compare. Okay.

No, actually, I've changed my mind. Let's have a refresher of George Isra. The sound change of the atmosphere. Architecture. I'm familiar. I could get used to this. That one was so good, he refused to come into the studio yesterday. He was in the country and he refused to come into the studio because of that.

I made the show an enemy. You probably think that you're cooler than me and I could write you a song to make you... Pretty good. You think you're cooler than me. That one I will stand by. That was stellar work by me. I'm feeling sexy and free

Like glitter's raining on me Why is there no music? You're like a shot of pure gold Why are they all acapella? No one sounds good acapella. We all know that. Does that mean that for Rag and Bone Man, we will be getting a full band backing you for this impersonation?

Yes. Okay. I have chosen the more iconic Rag and Bone Man song. Oh, cop out. Human. To do this afternoon. Actually, I can't remember. Is that one harder or easier? It's harder.

It's harder. Okay. Take a listen. Making you cry cause I'm only human after all. I'm only human after all. Don't put your blame on me. This is a great song. Wait for it. Don't put the blame on me.

Oh, some people got the real problem. Some people not in love. Yeah. I'm just getting into my mode. It's a big tune. Big tune. Okay. Getting into, I mean, he's got a very deep voice.

I can get to that octave. I know that I can. Is this a compelling? It's in my range. Is this a performance? No, I need the track. So I can get to that octave. I know that I can. Is this like a palette? It's in my range. No, I need the track. So I'm playing you that behind? Yeah.

That one there? Yeah. Not an instrumental? No. That one? Yeah. Cool. Okay.

Okay. I'd like you to count yourself in. I can't work under these conditions. I regret this so much. Here we go, everybody. Here we go. Here we go everybody Here we go Brie Thomasel Impersonation extraordinaire

Attempts her Fifth impersonation I believe Pray for me This is Dragon Bone Man Making you cry I'm only human after all I'm only human after all. I'm only human after all. Don't put your blame on me.

Don't put your blame on me. Here we go. Oh, some people got real problems. Some people I love. Some people think I can solve them. Lord, heavens above I'm only human after all I'm only human after all

Don't put your blame on me Don't put your blame on me Pretty good Pretty good I feel like Rag and Bone Man just possessed my body. You can't just step back from every performance and say pretty good. No, but if you say it enough, some people will believe it. Corporation of New Zealand would respectfully like to apologise to dogs, babies...

Excuse me. And the shell-shocked who were recently subjected to the oral torture that is Brita himself's impersonation of Rag and Bone Man. There's some real positive feedback coming from you. Is there though? Yes. Someone texted in and they said, someone needs to look into the family trees of both of you. I reckon you guys might be related.

There's three texts there that say you sound constipated. I mean, why are we playing this version? Making you cry. I'm only human after all. I'm only human after all. Don't put your blame on me. That's pretty good. Don't put your blame on me. That's pretty good. Don't put your blame on me.

Here we go. Some people got a real problem. Went south there. What is the accent? What's the accent? Went south. Some people think I can solve them. Oh, no.

Lord, heavens above. I'm only human. Okay, that's enough of that. I started strong. I'm only human. After all. I've heard enough. that. I started strong. I'm only human after all. I've heard enough. We'll just trail out. No problems.

You ruined my fantasy. If you would like to play Beat the Bull this afternoon, thanks to Lone Star, and win yourself some free money, you need to call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. That uni degree is really coming in handy. Anyway, here's Jessie J. Shut up!

I can't breathe. Never had no. Anyway, here's Jessie J. Shut up! No! It's raining on me. Just kidding. Here's new broods. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Beat the bull.

You've been giving away a lot of cash with this over the last couple weeks. We really have and there have been some big totals given away and some even bigger totals missed out on. Thanks to Lone Star at the moment, you can win a trip to Nashville and Carbo St. Lucas. Thanks to the Lone Star and Corona. All you have to do is scan your Lone Star Loyal app with any purchase until the end of February,

and you'll go in the drawer. Big thanks to Lone Star, which means we can give away some cash this afternoon to someone who's waiting on the phones. Katrina, hi. Hi, how are you? Good.

Have you heard the game before, Katrina? A couple of times, yes. Okay, so you know how it works? Say stop. You say stop. As soon as you've got enough money, you say stop. If you don't say stop before the ball kicks you off, then you'll win nothing, okay? Okay, got it.

I haven't heard the amounts. Bree and I are never privy to how much it's going to go up to. I just want to say they've been going quite high recently and people have been getting off at some relatively low amounts. Like yesterday, someone got off at 250 and it went to... 250 is good, I'd be happy with that. Yeah, but it went to 500. Remember that person who got off just after 200 and it went to 1,000?

Yeah, but don't... What if Katrina waits and then she gets nothing? I know, I know. And I don't know if you're a gambling person, Katrina, but it's up to you. I'm just saying I think we're due a big one, okay? Okay, cool. But if you fall off, it's all on you, okay?

Okay. I'm going to say, Katrina, go for the smaller amount. Nah, I say send it, girl. I say get in there. Well, let's see what happens. Are you ready, Katrina? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. Well, let's see what happens. Are you ready, Katrina? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go.

Best of luck. Best of luck. A big stop when you want to stop the bull. Yeah, we need to hear you. Here we go. Okay. Sorry, excuse me one second. Padding for time.

The bull is just getting ready inside the cage. Some little bits have been moved around on my thing. Hang on a second. Let's try this one. No, nothing. Three's try this one. No, nothing. Three, two, one. 250. Whoa.

285. 300. Yee-haw. 345. 370! 480! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 500!

Yeah, you're right, Apple! 600! 650! 750! Stop! Stop! Oh, thank God! 750 Stop Oh thank god Oh my god I'm sweating bullets for you Katrina Katrina you've got nerves of steel woman

How much did we get? We got $750 well done Nice work That's awesome thank you That's the most we've given away so far You've got the records Oh wow have I? Yeah I reckon you were just about

to get kicked off too. Let's see where it would have gone up to. Hang on. 775. 850. 860. 950. 950, Katrina.

That is... Oh, wow. You've done very well. You've done excellent. Congratulations, Kate. We'll get that into your account ASAP, hopefully in time for White Tongue Day. Oh, thank you so much. No problems.

We will play Beat the Bull when we come back on Thursday as well. Yes, we will. And there's another couple of games of this still to go. Yeah, some more cash in the bank to give away. Thank you to Lone Star. Bree and Clint. Good news for the bald men of the world.

Apparently, you might have less hair, but you have more intelligence, success and masculinity. Hmm. As a drastically non-masculine, fully-heared man, I can kind of believe that. But at the same time, about time these guys got some good news. You know? About time these guys, because when you...

What do you mean about time? They've got all the good famous people. Who? Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Pitbull. I'll give you Pitbull, and I'll give you... Jason Statham? Jason, yeah, okay, I'll give you Jason Statham. Bit of Vin Diesel? No, I'm not going to give I'll give you Jason Statham. Bit of Vin Diesel.

No, I'm not going to give you Vin Diesel. Why not? No. I love Vin Diesel. We talked to Dean McCarthy earlier, our Hollywood correspondent, and he said that Pitbull, who is a bald man

and very proudly rocks a bald look, doesn't he? For a long time. He owns it. Yeah. You know Pitbull. He's the one who convinced John Travolta to go bald. Yeah, so John Travolta's been thinning for a while and apparently Pitbull and him are really good mates

and said, John, you've got to get rid of it. He's tried everything. He was doing the spray on hair. Yeah, plugs. Plugs. He looks great, can I say? And also, also, If you are a guy Who is doing those things

At the moment Maybe doing hair treatment Or plugs Or good on you Do what you want But this is an example Of just giving in to it Well

Going with it And owning it Right? This study might convince you To do something different So there's a legit study That has come out And said

That participants Got asked to rate Bald men And just normal men As well that have normal hair. And apparently the bald men were perceived to be more honest, more intelligent and have higher social status. Okay. I can see that.

Isn't that interesting? Yeah. But they did say you need to be completely bald. What do you mean? So they said if you've got bald... You mean to like upstairs and downstairs? No, no, no. Like on your head.

If you've got bald patches. How in-depth was this survey? Like, you know, like Prince Will. We've seen the head. Turn him over. Like, you know, like Prince Will didn't get rid of all of his hair. He still has an A. Nah.

He said if you don't, it actually goes the other way. He's keeping a bit of a doormat around. I think he should just get rid of the whole lot. He has to. Yeah. Has there been a bald king? Do we know that? It's hard to know.

I haven't seen any kings. The crown would fit perfectly. The crown, well, they also might need to put some of those 3M patches on the inside just so it's a bit slipping down, you know, because they need a little bit of grip on there, depending on how shiny his dome is. Hot, bald, famous man. I'm just looking this up. See what comes up.

Oh, okay. Well, they've... The Rock. Yeah. He's hot. Yeah. Yeah, Vin Diesel, we got him. Mark Strong.

Don't know who that is. LL Cool J. There you go. Now you're talking cool, bald guys. And some ladies prefer it. Yeah, I like it. We've got a competition for you this afternoon, bald dudes. Actually you go. Now you're talking cool bald guys. And some ladies prefer it. Yep. I like it. We've got a competition for you this afternoon, bald dudes. Actually, no. We've got a competition

for you all dudes. All men. You can call us right now on 0800 dials at M whether you're bald or not and we're going to guess based on your voice if you're a baldy. Yeah, it's Brian Clint's bald predictor. If you voice if you're a baldy. Yeah, it's Brian Clint's bald predictor. If you can act...

It's kind of like Gator. It's balder. Yeah. How do we reward them? So they have to trick us? If you stump us and we get it wrong because you're going to have to tell our producers off air, we'll give you free mobile fuel.

There you go. And this is open to the baldies And the hairies It's open to everyone Cool Let's go 0800 dial ZM Brianne Clint You wouldn't believe this

But both bald artists That's hurt somebody On ZM Really? Yeah both of them Bald as Unbelievable There's a sample

On their album actually Where you can hear them Rubbing their heads together Right And I've just lifted That bit off Sorry it's gone a little bit Off script Just lifted it off this is Noah Carney and Julia

Michael rubbing their head against one another wow you can hear that underneath the song yeah amazing that's actually in there I've just isolated it from one of the tracks I thought it was appropriate because we're talking about bald guys we are so apparently a study has revealed that bald men although they have less hair they're seen as more intelligent, successful and masculine. Fantastic news for the bald community. Great news. Because it's a traumatic time for some guys losing their hair. You've got to go over that hump.

You've got to commit to shaving it. And what you've said is if you get rid of it all, that's when you look the best, right? A hundred percent. John Travolta just got convinced by Pitbull to shave it all off and he looks great. I'm almost convinced to shave all of mine off, except for the fact that I have this wonderful head of hair.

Today, we are playing Bree and Clint's Bald Predictor. Hi, Sam. Hi, good day. We're just going to have a quick chat to you. So we're going to predict whether Sam is bald or not. Try and figure out whether you're bald or not. If we get it wrong, like if you stump us, and we need true answers,

remember Sam's told our producers the truth, we'll give you $50 in mobile fuel ahead of Waitangi Day. Okay, Sam? Excellent. I need to ask Sam, are you a hat guy? Oh, every now and then. Okay. I'm going to ask you, Sam.

Do you use any hair product? No. Well, Sam. Oh, well, you know, actually, wait. He could be stumping us. He could be stumping us. He could be stumping us here. A lot of guys don't use hair products. Yeah.

Look at Producer Ben. Yeah. From Christchurch. Yeah, but he's not balding. He uses spit in his hair. He uses residual grease. We've got to make a call here. We've got to make a call.

I'm going to say Sam's a bald man. Oh, I don't know. I don't think he is. Back me on this. Back me on this. Okay, I'll back you. Sam, you a bald man? No.

No. No. Oh. So Sam gets free fuel. You get $50. Congratulations. Well done. Very good. Let's continue with the bald predator.

See, my female intuition, I can tell these things. Let's cut to the chase. Ash, what sort of hairstyle have you got? A nice one. Oh, okay. He's good. He's good, he's good Ash, if somebody wanted to check if there was something in their teeth

Could they possibly ask you to just lean forward a bit So the top of your head was facing on a sunny day Looking towards the light And would that give them a good indication of whether something was in their teeth or not? Depends on what I've done with my head Sam I mean Ash Yeah

Ash Do you have a beard or a moustache Or any facial hair? I rock a beard He's a bald man He's a bald man He's a bald man Sam you're a bald man

You mean Ash again? Oh shit Sorry Sorry Ash Ash I think I just get free fuel You get free fuel But tell us the truth We're saying bald Oh, you mean Ash again? Oh, shit. Sorry. Sorry, Ash. Ash. I think I just get free fuel. You get free fuel, but tell us the truth. We're saying bald.

Are you a bald man? I am, in fact. Yeah, bald man! Bald predictor was correct there. I liked Sam. It still cost us $50 of fuel. Because we couldn't get his name right. We're almost out of fuel, so we need to get this one right. Welcome. I liked Sam. It still cost us $50 of fuel. Because we couldn't get his name right. We're almost out of fuel,

so we need to get this one right. Welcome, is it Jacob? It's Jacob. Oh, Jacob. It's a different pronunciation. So the English pronunciation. Jacob,

Jacob, what is your opinion on fedoras? Oh, they look good. Okay. Jacob, who's your favourite artist at the moment? Who's your favourite artist at the moment?

Who's your favourite music artist? Oh, definitely has to be Johnny Cash. Oh, a bit of Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. Had a ring of fire last night. Jacob, have you ever seen Fletch and Vaughan from Fletch Watermaker? Have you ever seen them in person? No.

Have you seen a photo? Yes. You reckon they're good-looking guys? I was going to say, would you ever seen them in person? No. Have you seen a photo? Yes. You reckon they're good looking guys? I was going to say, would you describe them as sex icons? Definitely not. Definitely. He's got hair.

He's got hair. You've got hair. Have you got hair? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well done. The Bree and Clint bald predictor. Not bad.

Two from three is not bad at all. Jacob, who cares, mate? We've got fuel for you as well, okay? Awesome. Bree and Clint. Let's do an Insta fame game. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers.

She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta fame game. It's our game where we try and guess how many Instagram followers celebrities have just from their names. We can't check our phones. We've got our computers closed. Ellie gives us the celebrities,

and then it's first to three correct guesses. Right, Ellie? Correct. You can play along in the car. Bree's having quite a good run this year. Ooh, two to me, one to you. Hit us, Ellie. Alrighty.

The producer of the Hot Mess Express's Brand new single, Send It It's Kings I literally just said how many followers He had to Clint We were just watching his story Do you remember? I don't remember to the exact

Let's see what happens here We're not playing to the exact Alright, for Kings Clint, you've said 11,000 followers. Oh, I think I got it. Brie has said 11.1 thousand followers. Kings has 11.7 thousand. Yes!

That's me! Well done. We love you, Kings. Congratulations. Congratulations. Thank you, mate. All right. Second celebrity.

This guy, this legend actually, has just announced a whole lot of New Zealand shows in 2020. Oh, I know this. You know who it is. It's the Rocket Man. It's the Rocket Man, Elton John. Elton John. Yeah.

I got caught taking a photo of him once. Did you? Yeah, I left the flash on. Where were you? I was in like a private box, and he was in the private box over from us, and I went, oh, that's Elton John. Tried to take a photo

and the flash was on. Rookie. Alright. How many Instagram followers for Elton John? That's hard. That was a hard one. Alright.

For Elton John, Clint, you have said 430,000. Brie, you've said 1.2 million. Elton John has 1.4 million. She's on the road, baby. Brie, you've said 1.2 million. Elton John has 1.4 million. She's on the road, baby.

It's two to three. Does Elton John run his own Instagram account, do you think? Yeah, he's trendy. Do you reckon he does? Nah. Does he do selfies? I don't know. He's not someone I follow.

He should. He's very glamorous. He is. He totally should. He is. All right, the next celebrity. This one's actually a group, and they performed at the halftime show yesterday at the Super Bowl.

It's Maroon 5. Well, they would have lost followers yesterday. They've definitely gone down a few. Adam Levine would have a lot. He would have more than the band. Yeah. He'd have to have more than the band. He would.

All right. For Maroon 5, Clint, you have said 1.6 million. Oh, I've gone high. Bree has said 6 million. Wait, what did you say? 1.6. If you pants me here, I'm going to be really upset. If I get this, I win the whole. Yeah, you do. You win today's game.

A threefer. So we've got 1.6 million. What did you say, Bree? It's called a hat trick, not a threefer. A heifer? Threefer. Maroon 5. Come on. Come on. Hang on, hang on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, baby.

Come on. I have seven million. That's me. Play the music. I don't know where the music is. Oh, whatever. Did you do anything right? Yeah, baby. It's a three-for. Oh, Brie takes another one.

It's now 3-1 to Brie for this year. And also a three-for. A three-for? I just got downtrout. Brie and Clint. The Hot Mess Express is on. Two idiots. One dream.

To form a festival ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Brie and Clint are the Hot Mess Express. 11 days to go. You gave us our name. You helped us choose our costumes as well. We've just had a notification that they are inbound. They should arrive on Thursday. Our outfits, our onstage outfits, our train driver outfits.

That's exciting. I'm starting to get real nervous. Maybe I should do some practice. So you guys also helped us choose the beat that we were going to use. We've been working with Kings, superstar producer. God, he is so talented as well. He's so talented. He came back to us with three outstanding beats, all very different as well. And with

you, we've landed on our favourite. You actually chose the one that we liked the most, which is fantastic. That's actually a good outcome for everybody, I think. Beat number three it was. And we said to Kings, because we were in the studio last night, we said, look, we've got one idea. We want to centre it around the phrase, send it. Yeah.

You know how all the good songs have got that thing in it where they go, I'm losing it. Or it goes, Barbra Streisand. Or something like that. That one little bit that you can it where they go, I'm losing it. Yeah. Or it goes, Barbara Strazan. Or something like that. That one little bit that you can hang on to. We thought that's a good idea. At the moment, all the kids are saying, what are we doing tonight, guys? Oh, we're sending it.

We're going to send it. We're going to send it. Tonight is the biggest send of the year. Let's send it. See this beer? I'm going to send it. So that's the crux of our song. That's basically all we came up with.

A few more verses. I don't want to say too much. I kind of want to let the song speak for itself. Oh my God, I'm so nervous. Oh, the music guy Harry's in here. We've just loaded it. We've just loaded the full file. It's come in via Dropbox from Kings

and it's in the system and it's ready to go. There's a lot of work that's gone into this behind the scenes. I know we joke around a lot in that, but we're actually, you know, we're proud of it. Well, we'd like it to be, we'd like it to go well. And so that's where you guys come in. We'd love your feedback as you're listening.

You can text us on 9696, and we'd love you to call in on 0800-DIALS-AT-M with your feedback. Anyone who can get in, because we'll come straight back at the end of this song. We'll get you on, and you can give us a live review. But right now, I'm going to take this out. Let's just do it. Are you ready? You've got to introduce it like you introduce all the real songs. Hold my hand.

Okay, are you ready? All right. Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Hot Mess Express and Send It, live on ZM. Oh, dang it! Thank you. Send it I want you, I want you, I want you Send it I want you, I want you, I want you We're all underpaid, so we're just gonna send it Never had a raise, but we're still gonna send it We can go for days, we just wanna send it

Let me see ya Send it Send it We can go for days Outro Music I love you. I'm a chick that can live on time, baby And I'm never gonna let you get me down I'm a chick that can live on time, baby And I'm never gonna let you get me down I'm a chick that can live on time, baby And I'm never gonna let you get me down I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick

I'm a chick that can live on time, baby I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick I'm a chick that can live on, on, on, on We just wanna send it Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, damn! Oh, my God! There you go. There you go. Oh, shit!

Bree and Clint, that is our debut single, The Hot Mess Express and Send It, produced by our very, very good friend, Kings. And that's the first time anybody's ever heard that song apart from us. I wanted more. I wanted some more. This is the bit where it gets interesting. This is the bit where we have to go to the people

and we have to ask them, did you actually like it? Like, is that the sort of song that you were expecting from us? I'm exhausted. That was so exciting. Very, very good text coming. I want you to have a look at some of those. But first of all, let's go live to the phones and let's talk to Luke.

Hey, Luke. Hi, Luke. G'day, matey. What are your thoughts, mate? festival let's go live to the phones and let's talk to luke hey luke hi luke what do you guys what are your thoughts mate absolute banger yes can you imagine that at a festival like can you imagine that on stage at float that's the song we want to enter i'm gonna be in the moment sending it are you coming to float you know it you know it good man all right we'll see you there um let's get another one hey jane what's going on hi i'm good how are you very well should we Are you coming to float? You know it. You know it? Good man. Yes, Luke. He's on board. We'll see you there. Let's get another one. Hey, Jade, what's going on?

Hi, I'm good. How are you? Very well. Should we add it to the ZM playlist or what? I'd pay you to not play it ever again. Sorry, Jade. You're breaking up. Look, maybe you're not in the mood yet. Maybe you need to have a couple of long whites or something

to get yourself going for something like that. The texts are stellar. Yeah? Keep them coming through, guys. Let's talk to Sean. Hey, Sean, what do you reckon about our debut single, Send It? Mate, what a banger. Yeah, there we go.

What an absolute bop. What's missing is on bring. And just for everyone asking, was that a ship horn halfway through the song? Yes, it was. It was a real ship horn. Yeah, that was live. That's officially part of it.

Okay, thank you, Sean. That's bloody good. A couple of requests to get this up to Spotify. I wonder if we can do that. I wonder if we can get this song on Spotify. Can anybody do that? Do you have to be like a signed artist or anything? Would the people, would you, listening right now,

would you stream it on Spotify? I love people asking. They're like, I thought this was going to be a piss take, but what a banger. There we go. That'll do for now. That'll do. All right, let's ease into this.

I'm too excited. What do we do now? What do we... Well, let's just let the rest of this play out. I'm sorry. I need to go and get a glass of water. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. I need to tell you about a bit of a low moment after this real high moment we've just had.

I went camping over the weekend. I saw. You had an outdoor bath. Yes, I had an outdoor bath, and I'm actually still dealing with something that's happened on that camping trip. Really? You weren't camping, though.

You were glamping. Well, it was't camping though. You were glamping. Well, it was glamping. It was glamping, but it was outdoors. And at one point in the afternoon, I've had that outdoor bath and I've put my towel on a chair. Yeah. And as I've gotten out of the bath, I've wrapped the towel around my waist, like you do.

Yeah. And I was barbecuing in my towel. Yeah. And all of a sudden... Anything going on upstairs? I had my togs on. Oh, okay, cool. I had a tog top on and...

I thought you were doing a boobs out barbecue. No. I was like, hot damn, who wants fried nipple for dinner? At one point, yeah, well, that's it. That's dangerous. Don't barbecue topless, people. At one point, I felt this real bad stinging sensation on my stomach. Oh, yeah.

And I've kind of looked down and I've unrolled the towel and a spider has fallen out. From inside the towel? From inside the towel. It's okay. It's okay. It's New Zealand. It's not Australia.

Yeah, but I'm an Aussie. Yeah. So straight away I panicked. Yeah. The spider looked like this. I don't know my spiders, but I'm just going to describe what I'm seeing. We have like an oblong shaped body at the back with a white tail. Is that a white tail?

I was bitten by a white tail over the weekend. The worst part was it was off the grid. No reception. Where were you? In Waiuku. Oh yeah. No reception. Yeah. It was a 15 minute drive in a golf buggy back to reception. Yeah. I was like, what do I do now? I literally thought, because we couldn't Google anything. No. Risk it. What? Just put up with it? Literally, just had to put up with it. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You go to all the cures you can think of. Don't you like ask a mate to suck it out or something? Got some ice. Yeah. Rubbed a bit of dirt on it. Yeah. And I hoped. Rubbed a bit of dirt on it?

I can't believe. Why did you rub a bit of dirt on it? Because that's what you do, rub a bit of dirt on it. I can't believe. Why did you rub a bit of dirt on it? Because that's what you do, rub a bit of dirt on it. You'll be right. I can't believe 29 years I have lived in Australia, the most dangerous country in the world for spiders, insects, snakes, never been bitten. Not once.

I come to New Zealand, a place that literally has nothing, and I get bitten by a whitetail. Are you alright? You watch this thing, I'm going to shoot out some stuff just like Spider-Man here. Ready? Free and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Free and Clint's birthday banger. Alright guys, this is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what were the number one songs on your 16th birthdays. First up, Rebecca. Kia ora. Hi Bec. Hello. Happy Waitangi Eve, Rebecca. Thank you, guys.

Bec, did you hear our debut single for the Hot Mess Express, Send It? It was definitely an awesome banger. Yeah. Bec, I love that you're on board. Let's find out what yours is. Let's find out what your birthday banger is. What's your birthday? March 18th, 88. Okay, Becky, you were 16 in 2004 on the 18th of March, and on that day, this was top of the charts. How the hell?

Oh, no. This is the third time this week. This is important because there is no way to rig this. Like, you ring up, you give us your birthday, and your birthday banger is your birthday banger. Like, you ring up, you give us your birthday, and your birthday banger is your birthday banger. You can't, like, you can go and look this thing up. We've passed on this song twice already, Ben.

Twice, twice. It must be a sign that it has to be played. It must be a sign. I think you might be right. Let's see what else is in there. If we get three Amons, we have to play it, but maybe it's not for you, Rebecca. Hello.

It's Jess, I think. Hi. Hi, Jess. How are you? This is Rebecca. Oh, no. Oh, what? What's that, mate?

Hey, Clint, are you all right? I was about to say, Jebika. Hey, Jess, what's your birthday? 20th of April, 1991. Okay, Jess, you were 16 in 2007 on the 20th of April. this is your birthday bagger. Oh. Do you remember this, Jess? It's a collab between Shakira and Beyonce.

It's called Beautiful Liar. It's quite terrible. Oh, okay. Be honest, though. Tell us what you really think, though, Jess. Honestly, it's quite terrible. We'll go with anyone. Okay, cool.

No worries. Let's go to Ray. Hi, Ray. Hi, Ray. Hello. What's your birthday, Ray? 1st of August, 84. Okay, Ray. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 1st of August.

We've had a few good ones from the year 2000. This is your birthday banger. Watch this, watch this, Ray. Producer Ben, how do you feel about that Craig David song? Fantastic, mate. Fantastic. He's obsessed with that song obsessed He is completely obsessed With Craig David

Hey producer Ben From Christchurch We're not playing it Why? We might be Okay we need to figure it out What we're going to play So we have

Shakira Beautiful Liar Which Jessica hates Her own birthday banger I didn't mind that song I didn't mind it either I also didn't mind Craig David's Seven Days However it feels like

The birthday banger gods Want us to play Amon. We need to play it so it can stop bloody coming up. What if it comes up again? That's the big risk. We're going to do it. Rebecca, we're going to play your birthday banger, okay? Yay!

Time to charm. This is Amon. The whingiest breakup song you've ever heard. It's called Effort. Brie and Clint ZM. So let's pick up where we left off yesterday, where we believe we have $20,000 to give away. We thought we'd done the best deal in radio history when we met these random dudes at a bar

and they came over to us and they said, we've got $20,000, can you play the song? And we thought, boom, we've done our own deal. So we go to Ross, okay? We take this information to Ross and we said, look, look, mate, get ready to put two people on the employee of the month part. Mate, we've done our own work.

We have gone above and beyond the call of duty here. We've found you 20 grand. Turns out we did nothing. Turns out things may have been a bit more legit than we realised. Yeah. Because in the background, they've been organising the exact same competition. It was Ross's deal the whole time.

Which is fine. At the end of the day, we still have, I believe, $20,000 to give away. To clear everything up, from DB himself, Sam and the man from the bar that night, good afternoon. G'day, guys. Good to see you again. Good to see you again. You're still as attractive as I remember Sam from the bar.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. What's with this dodgy business? I thought we were mates. Look, look. Just good-willed people don't generally come up to us in bars. That's the thing. So sorry, first of all, for that.

We got confused. But hey, we're all here now. It's all good. Can we just, let's get this black and white so that no one's worried that they're not going to win something here. Exactly right. Do we have the ability to give away $20,000? Yeah, so it's all legit. We've been working on it with Ross for months

and we're actually launching our new beer, DB Export Gold Extra Low Carb. Love it. And to the launch of the beer, we're working with some Kiwi artists and we've produced a song called I'm Drinking It For You. Yes. Have you heard about it?

And it's an awesome song. I hear you guys have heard it now. Yes, we have heard it. But our audience hasn't heard it. No, we haven't played it on the radio yet. And so we'd love to give your listeners the chance to win $20,000 simply by hearing Getting In Behind Our Song for the launch of the new beer.

Okay, before I play it, this is how I understand it. We're going to play it a bit over the next couple of weeks. Bits and pieces of the song. When you hear it in full, the first person through on 0800 dial ZM, we can give that person 20 grand. Yep, that's exactly right. I know Ross calls Secret Sound the easiest game.

This is easier. This is way easier. This is easier. This is so much easier. You just have to get through. And you win 20 grand. I'm ready to hear the song. I'm ready to hear it

because this is what you need to be able to win the money. This is the song that I told you Sam tried to play me off his phone in a bar. Trust me, it sounds much better on these speakers. Yeah, I know. It's bloody good. This is what you're listening out for in full.

This is the DB Export Gold Extra Low Carb song and it's called I'm Drinking It For You. And it's worth, gonna be worth, $20,000 to one person. I don't need two hands to hold you. I don't need two hands to hold you, darling. You know what this sounds like to me? Sounds like some sweet, sweet cash.

It sounds like money. Okay. There is nothing on ZM that sounds like this currently, so you will not miss it. No, it's very distinctive. It is very distinctive. It will stand out very well. Sam from DB, good to clear the air.

Yeah, good to clear the air, guys. Glad we're all on the same page now. That's why you don't do business directly with us, okay? When you hear this song, and I need you to listen as much as you can between now and next Friday, $20,000 to the first person through on 0800-DOLLS-ZM when it plays in full. Exactly. We're going to be putting it on our social media accounts

so you can see it, you can watch it, you can listen to it, and you need to listen out with us when we play it in full. Tomorrow is our national day today. Tomorrow is Waitangi Day. Yes. A day to celebrate Aotearoa New Zealand where yeah, we've got a few issues and we've got

a little way to go. We're actually still quite a long way to go but as long as you're conscious of that you can still have a good day and you can still celebrate New Zealand and today on the Bree and Clint, you can still have a good day and you can still celebrate New Zealand. And today, on the Bree and Clint show, you can win for yourself free fuel. With a little thing I'm calling the

Waitangi Day quiz. What we're going to do is a real-life New Zealander, you, Tyler, good afternoon. Hey, how's it going? You're going good, man. You're going to take on a real-life Australian, Bree, in a quiz all about Aotearoa New Zealand. How does that sound?

Oh, mate, battle's on. I feel a stitch-up coming on. No, no, I promise this is legit. This is a stitch-up in itself. Oh, wow. Yeah, you're on a hiding to nothing. But, Tyler, the onus is really on you, mate. If you lose this, we're revoking your residency as a New Zealander.

If you lose a quiz about New Zealand to an Australian... We're shipping you out. You've got to leave, mate. You've got to go somewhere else. Oh, that's going to be awkward. It's one for one, okay? You don't have to race each other in this. They're multi-choice.

I'll ask you a question, Bree, and then I'll ask you a question, Tyler. Okay. You'll get three questions each, and whoever has the highest score at the end wins. Okay. First question is for you, Bree. Oh no. Bree. These questions are all about New Zealand. Yes. Who was the first female Prime Minister of New Zealand?

Now it's multi-choice. Okay. Was it A, Helen Clarke? Was it B, Jenny Shipley? Or was it C, Jenny Shipley? Or was it C, Anika Moore? Well, I know it's not Anika Moore. Do you? Yes, I

know, because she's a musician. Very funny. I'm going to go with A. Helen Clark is incorrect. Damn it! No point for you. You knew that one right, Tyler. You knew it was Jenny Shipley. Yeah.

Good man. I know the second one. Does that count? The second what? The second female Prime Minister. Yeah, you do. By default. Well done.

Tyler, first question for you. What is Lorde's real name? Is it A? Oh, I know that one! Is it A. Yella Elich O'Condor? B. Ella Yellich O'Connor, or C, Ella Yellich O'Connor?

Tyler. She's a national treasure. Come on, man. Come on. C. C, Ella Yellich O'Connor is correct. Well done. He guessed that.

That was a stab in the dark. Lucky. Okay, back to you, Bree. What does L and P stand for? Is it A, lemon and paraparaumu? Is it B, lashings of Paula Bennett? Or is it C, lemon and pairoa? I wish it was B.

I'm going to say C. You're going to say C, lemon and Pairoa? Yeah. It is one all. Back to you, Tyler. You need to pick up this question. Okay, mate, this is your second question. Today, believe it or not, is International Weatherman Day.

That's a real thing. Which of the following people is not a much-loved celebrity New Zealand weatherman? Is it A, Maddy McLean? B, Jim Hickey? C, Augie Awa? D, Piriwipu? E, Tamarmody Coffee. Oh, come on. Tyler.

Tarmody? Tyler. Yes, we're going to a time break. Tyler. Tyler might be shipping out. Tyler, one of the options was Pity Weepoo. Are you kidding me? No, he said what he said.

Hang on a second, hang on a second. Okay, welcome to tie break, everybody. One question left each, okay? Winner takes all. Your last question, Bree. In the hit Scribe song, Not Many, the remix, what does Savage threaten to rock your face with? Is it A, a pool ball?

Is it B, a pool noodle? Or C, a pool stick? What's the remix again? Not Many, the remix. I'm going to say... A stick. Pull stick is correct. Yes!

Tyler, this is for the game. Okay, mate, you need to win this just to tie. Here we go, your last question. On Waitangi Day 2016, what was thrown at the then Minister of Finance, Stephen Joyce's... Dildo, well done. You didn't even let me get that.

I knew that. Everyone knows that. Well, that's too old. Do we both get fuel? No, Tyler gets fuel. Do I have to go back to Australia? No, you can stay here too. Okay.

It's pretty good for someone who doesn't live here. I'm happy with that. This is just for you. Do you want one to push you over the top? Yeah, go on. Okay, what is Stephence's resulting nickname is it a king dong b lord of the schlongs or c dildo beggins i know this wanker free and clint weekdays three till seven on zed m