ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 5th 2020

Episode Date: February 5, 2020

How old is your cat?Dean McCarthy live from LAAviation newsWhat was their alibi for cheating?A new car for BreeBest dating appNickname OriginAn Elton John love storyBirthday Banger!We visit Muzzas PiesA man loves a robotSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Ross has just put my sunglasses on. Ross Boss has just entered the studio. You want me to rock your podcast intro again? Yeah, go on. Remember last time? I was so good last time. You know what, we're ready for you to rock our podcast again.

Yeah, rock it. Go on then, rock our socks off. Oh, I'm not prepped. No, I didn't think you had it in you. I thought that was too much hype. I should have just done it, shouldn't I? Yeah, you should have just gone for it that's okay look we don't have a lot of

time mainly because we don't want to and it's a day off tomorrow so we want to leave yeah tomorrow

for our international listeners is New Zealand's national day it's called Waitangi Day yeah

it's the day that our kind of our well not kind of it's the day our founding document was signed so we don't

have to come to work yay day off so we'll leave you with this there will be a Friday podcast Well, not kind of. It was the day our founding document was signed. So we don't have to come to work. Yay, day off. So we'll leave you with this. There will be a Friday podcast. There will. We'll be back, but not tomorrow.

No. No. It would be very slurred. Find something else to do with your life. See you guys. Enjoy the podcast. Hey, Google. What's the time?

It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.

Happy Day Before Waitangi Day. Yeah, that's what they call it too, Day Before Waitangi Day. Yes, they do. Yeah, and I hear there's a rumour that it's a public holiday as well. So, down tools, time to head home. It's like how you get Christmas Day and Boxing Day as a public holiday. You get Waitangi and the Day Before Waitangi Day. Exactly, it's a given. Everyone, just take the day off.

Whatever you're doing, stick with us, especially if you've been listening to the Muzz's Pies journey that we've been on this week. Rumours of a very, very, very hot man working in a pie shop in the Auckland suburb of Mount Albert. Mount Albert, was it an urban legend? Well,

you and I, Clint, have been on the investigation for a couple of days now. Yeah. And we have results. We have results, okay? We have got to the bottom of this one way or another. Yes. Look, we found out yesterday that the man is married. We took results, okay? We have got to the bottom of this one way or another. Yes. Look, we found out yesterday that the man is married. We took a very, very hard blow in yesterday's investigation. So just be rest safe in the knowledge that we have approached the married man from Muzz's Pies.

From a friendly. With the utmost respect. Friendly angle. Yeah. He'll come to you after five o'clock today. And, of course, we've got two chances for you to guess ZM's secret sound, which is at $50,000. Yeah, that's huge.

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You can start your free trial on Neon on neontv.co.nz right now. Up next, though, we're going to pose the question, how old is your cat? How old is your cat? How old, your cat? How old is your cat? How old? How old? How old is your cat? We should have rehearsed that.

Yeah, we should have, shouldn't we? I needed backup from you. We'll do it after Kygo and Whitney Houston. No, this is Kygo and Selena Gomez. Solid start to the show, guys. This morning was quite fun for you and I, Clint, because we hung out outside of work.

We went to Mother's Pies. Yeah, a little bit of personal fun time. Which was good. And then you came over because my girlfriend's house is just near the pie shop. So you came over, you had a look around the house and something had happened inside the house. When I arrived at the house,

I thought there'd been like a death or something because you and your girlfriend came to the door and you had this real solemn look and you're like, oh, and she was like, oh, hey, Clint, sorry. Yeah, look, something's happened inside. And I was like, God, what's going on? What if I can leave? If something bad has happened, I don't mind. I can go.

And then as you've walked around the corner to the living room, you've been confronted with a cat vomit that was on the couch. That was it. A cat spew on the couch. What do you mean that was it? It's not a big deal. Yeah, because you've got two cats.

I've got two cats. Every now and then they throw up. We'll wake up sometimes at three o'clock in the morning and you hear oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, and that's panic stations because you're trying to save it before the cat spews on the duvet. So you're trying to get the cat outside

and then you're carrying this cat that's convulsing and going oi, oi, oi, and you're trying to get it outside in time. I was going to say it's the worst thing ever carrying a poor cat that is like. Yeah. Anyway, your guy's cat had already vomited. Yeah, and then I apologised. The job was done.

I apologised for her and I said, this is Shizzle. She's very old. She doesn't really know where she is sometimes. You know, she does vomit quite a lot, but she never vomits on furniture. Look, all cats vomit and I think you forgive an old cat. Especially one who, because Chisel looked very old and I said, how old is this cat?

And your partner goes, don't really know but I think she's 18. It's the old family cat and I remember when I first kind of went over there, I was like, this cat smells like an old lady. What do you mean by that?

Does she smell like... She just has... Like boiled candy or... No, not boiled candy. I wouldn't say that. Mothballs. Maybe a little bit mothball-y. Urine?

No. No? No, no, no. I don't know, just old lady smell. I don't know really how to describe it. She's a beautiful cat, Shizzle. She's very cute. Is that her real name, Shizzle? Yes. Shizzle lady smell. I don't know really how to describe it. She's a beautiful cat, Chisel. She's very cute. Is it her real name, Chisel?

Yes. Chisel the cat. I love her. She's so adorable. She walks like an old lady cat. She's got a full coat but it's sort of raggedy. Yeah, she doesn't clean it very much these days. She's very old.

Because she's very old. Yeah. And that's when I looked at you and I said, oh, I'd love to hear how old other people's cats are. Mm-hmm. So would I. And you would because you're a cat person. Call me a loser, but I'd love to hear about your old cat.

I'd love to hear about old cats. Because what I think the story of an old cat does, one, they're cute when they're old. And two, if you're a cat person, it's going to give you hope that your cat might live to that age. It's different if the cat is blind and is down to two legs and that sort of thing. Then, I mean, it's time to let the cat go. But maybe you didn't.

Maybe your cat got to a really, really old age. She's still in pretty good nick. I actually know what the world record is for the world's oldest cat. I reckon hold that. Yeah, I'll hold on to that and we'll see if someone beats the world record. Because what if you've got a Guinness World Record cat in your house? And you didn't even know. Just spewing up on cat in your house? And you didn't even know. Just spewing up on your couch every single day,

and you didn't even know. Exactly. Okay. Wouldn't change anything, but at least you would know. 0800 dial ZM. How old's your cat? Pretty easy. Do you have an old cat?

Do you know of an old cat? You can also text us on 9696. Have you met a really old cat? We've gotten onto the topic of how old's your cat? Yeah. Because earlier this morning, you, Clint, came over and we were talking about the old cat, Shizzle. She was kicking around the lounge room.

She vomited. She vomits a lot these days. Poor old girl. Poor Shizz. I looked in her shizz. No, I looked in her vomit. Jesus. No, I looked in her vomit. Jesus. Sorry, I looked in her vomit and it had sticks in it. She was feeling really sick

like a week ago and then I was really worried about her but she seems to be fine. You estimate her age to be 18? Ish, yeah. What we did is we sliced her in half and we counted the rings inside of her and there were 18 of them. I thought you were going to say we lifted up her tail and we counted the rings inside of her and there were 18 of them. I thought you were going to say we lifted up her tail

and we counted the rings. We asked her. We looked at her driver's license. How old are you, Shiz? Do you have an older cat than Shiz? Wairiti is here. Hi, Wairiti. Hi.

She's put us on hold. Thank you. No, no, we'll wait. We'll wait. Hello? Hey, there she is. Yep, there I am. Hey, you're on the radio, you know, eh? Yep, sorry. Wait. Hello? Hello. Hey, there she is. Yep, there I am. Hey, you're on the radio, you know, eh?

Yep, sorry. Sweet. It's all good. How old's your cat? My sister's cat's over 15 years old. Yeah, that's pretty decent. What kind of cat is it? She's like a tabby but long-haired.

Yeah. A long-haired tabby. Is she... Vomity? What's the word I'm looking for? No, is she a mixed breed? You don't say mongrel when they're cats. No, what are you...

Is she like a, you know, just like a SPCA cat? A bastard cat. Because I imagine those cats... I think she probably... I don't know what breed she is, but she's real pretty. They're hardier than the inbred purebreds. Oh, yeah, they're a lot stronger. Yeah, they come from the streets.

Let's talk to Rose Hi Rose Hi Rose how old is your cat? She'll be 21 this year Whoa And how's she going? She's alright She's pretty good

She's like Bree's girlfriend's cat Like she's not very good At cleaning herself these days But I'm a groomer So I just cut the mats out for her You have to get in there And lick her for her.

That's exactly like she's a rose. She's just got, like, balls of, like, stuff all through her hair. Rose, what's your 21-year-old cat's name? Bonnie. Bonnie Doon. Bonnie Doon. Bonnie Doon. And what did you get her for her 21st?

She's not 21 yet. Oh, she's about to turn 21? Yeah. Oh, girl. She's going to have a party. She can have whatever she wants. She's going to get lit., she's about to turn 21. Yeah. Oh, girl. She's going to have a party. She can have whatever she wants. She's going to get lit. She is going to get lit.

Cool. You don't have the world record for the oldest cat, by the way. I've still got that information coming. 21 is not coming close? No, not close at all. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. Chelsea, do you think you've got the oldest cat?

Well, my neighbours may have had the oldest cat. Okay. Tell us the story. So my neighbours are, you know, getting on a bit, and they moved to this house, and this cat turned up, and they started feeding it, and they thought it was about two years old. Okay. And they fell in love with this cat, called it Bessie.

That was 37 years ago. Shut the hell up. Okay. Is Bessie still kicking around? She's not. She got put down, like, so recently. No! They put her down? They put her down?

Well, she was 37. No, but this is really going to shit you, well them. 37 years old. She had the world record, didn't she? The world record for the world's oldest cat is 38 years and 3 days. No!

No! I mean, it's no reason to keep a cat that's in pain alive. But I mean, if she wasn't, if you had a frank conversation with her and you said, Bessie, do you want to go out a champion? If you do, all you've got to do is suck it up for a couple more weeks. Oh my god! I'm just looking

up how old in human years. Yeah, good point. 38 cat years to human years. So then, what is it for each year after the first two? Yeah. Each cat year.

Just type in how old is 38 cat years and human years. Do you want me to do it? Yeah, you try. I'm going to try while you're doing it. 38 cat years. 37 Yeah, you try. I'm going to try while you're doing it. 38. Cat. She was 37. Years. 37.

37. Sorry, Chelsea. This was 37 years ago, and they reckon she was two. So she could have been 39. So you're saying, oh. Oh. Okay. So she could have been the world's oldest cat. She was really, really old.

Did she look old? I bet. I am 37 years old. How old am I in cat years? I am 37 human years. How old in cat years? God, I hope this is worthwhile because we've spent a lot of time trying to figure it out. Calculate, you stupid

website. You stupid website. 36. 36. Oh, look. 36. 36. Oh, look, I found it. It says 8,021. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, you've got news on Beyonce and Jay-Z

who didn't stand for the national anthem as a protest at the Super Bowl. Yes, it turns out that it wasn't a protest at all. This is what Jay-Z's now come out saying today in a kind of like an open talk interview, I guess you could call it. This is what Jay-Z said. They didn't not stand up to not stand up per se. They were sitting there right before Demi Lovato started to sing. They were talking about how Beyonce had

sung the national anthem in that space before and how full on it is. And because as we discussed the other night on the show, Jay-Z is now a part of the team that sort of selects and puts together the entertainment. So he said, I was watching it from more of the technical standpoint. He was listening for the microphone, whether

it was the right volume. He was looking at the cameras and the lighting. they didn't not stand up out of protest. They were just kind of immersed in the actual performance, and that's why they didn't stand. The whole family was immersed in the technical parts of the performance.

Blue Ivy was sitting there, checking the EQs on Demi Lovato's vocals going, a bit pitchy there, Dad. Sounds a bit wishy-washy to me. It's weird. Yeah. It's weird for him to even say that. Normally he can just stand by what he thinks or says,

you know. Yeah, and if you're protesting, then more power to you, you know. Just go for it. Own it. Because you've obviously got a statement to make and that's fine. But yeah, that seems like a weird excuse.

Yeah, very strange. It'd be impossible to forget. Demi Lovato was singing the anthem and there's like 100,000 people around you who all stood up at the same time. Like you think about it. If you're in a stadium and the anthem is happening, very hard to forget to stand.

Yeah. All right. Okay. Like, you know what I mean? It's kind of like, oh, how could I remember? Maybe the 50,000 other people. Thanks for the update, though, Dean. We'll take Jay-Z at his word there.

We'll have to. The latest is brought to you by KFC. KFC is a proud sponsor of Surf Life Saving New Zealand. Bree and Clint. Aviation news. Well, you've come to the right station if that's what you're looking for because we are New Zealand's leading radio show for aviation-based news. The title we take very seriously.

And I bring to you today news about the launch of flying taxis in New Zealand. No, thanks. Oh, you're not keen either. Okay, good. No. I said I want nothing to do with this, at least for the beginning anyway. And I thought you might be into it, but no, thanks. Oh, you're not keen either. Okay, good. No. I said I want nothing to do with this, at least for the beginning anyway. And I thought you might be into it, but no, okay. No, it's like a touch phone.

The first touch phones were terrible. It's worse than a touch phone. You don't have to get in a touch phone and go thousands of metres into the air. Your life is not in the balance. But you know what I mean? It's the same thing. You don't want to get the first generation touch phone. You want to wait quite a few years

until they've perfected it. Totally, totally. Until, yeah. So a company called Wisk, they want to be the Uber of flying taxis and they've announced Canterbury is going to be their global trial market for their all electric self-flying aircraft.

Again, no and no. So it's an app and you push a button just like an Uber or a Lyft or whatever you're catching and... It looks more like a drone to me. It is a drone. Oh, it is a drone. It's not really an aircraft. I think drone is the word you use for any self-piloted craft

or remotely piloted. Big drone then. So you get in and there's no pilot and it just uses, I don't know, Google Maps Sky version to deliver you where you want to go. There's not even a pilot flying it from a joystick somewhere else. See, I'm going to say no to the flying Ubers or whatever they're called. What are they called? WISC. WISC. I'm going to say no to the flying Ubers or whatever they're called. What are they called? Wisc.

Wisc. I'm going to say no to the flying taxis, but I would be open to flying Uber Eats, delivery drivers. Now you're talking. Because how good your Sunday won't be melted because it gets there quite quick. Yeah. There might be some issues with landing space. Your sundae might be released via parachute over your house.

And a gust of wind may carry it onto a neighbour's house. There's things to work out in that situation. But I agree. Start with food. Don't start with human beings. Yeah, maybe test it on the food. Don't start with us. Food has no feelings.

Because even better, I live in an apartment building and I honestly hate so much, this is how lazy I am, that I have to go downstairs to get my food. Yeah, so what's your solution? Because if they were flying drones, they could fly straight into our balcony. Straight into my living room. You're on the third floor, eh?

Yeah. It just hovers outside the ranch slider. And I'll open the door, in it comes. Take it. Five stars. Thank you? Yeah. It just hovers outside the ranch slider. And I'll open the door in it comes. Take it. Five stars. Thank you very much. And then throw it back

out the window. No date here on when it will launch but if you're keen and I mean, let's be honest too, after a few drinks on a Saturday night.

I'd probably give it a go. You'd probably give it a go, right? You're like, gosh, should we get a whisk home? Ooh. Ooh.

It's whiskey. Bree and Clint. If cheating chat makes you uncomfortable, then look out. You know who cheating chat makes uncomfortable? Cheaters. Cheaters. Yeah, exactly. So I don't want to cause disharmony in your relationship.

But if someone's changing the radio. Yeah, if your partner is trying to go, oh, maybe we should check out what's happening on Hodaki, then maybe an issue. Red flag. Either that or they just really hate our chat. Which that's probably very, very likely as well. There's a story, there's an article, sorry,

released about the different types of alibis between females and males that they give for cheating. Okay. So by that you mean, do you mean like if I go, hey. Do you want to do something on Saturday night? Yeah. And say I'm cheating on you and I've organised something with someone else. Yeah.

What's my alibi? What's my excuse? Right. Does it also work for, hey, how come you got home at 2am last night? Absolutely. So that works for that too. Another alibi. And it's quite interesting because the female top ten

is quite different to the male top ten. Let's start from number five for the boys. In the top five for the biggest excuses for cheating, they say, oh, it's a boys' night out. Right. That's what they say. For the girls, it's, I'm going to go walk the dog. Right.

That's what they use. Surely if you're saying that, you need to take the dog with you. It's quite a long walk. Yeah. Yeah. Because you can't say, I'm going to walk the dog and not take the dog. I'm thinking of how, but it might be say they don't live together and say he messages her and he's like, hey, do you want to hang out?

And she's like, sorry, I've got to go walk the dog after work. Way to implicate the dog in your dirty cheating, by the way. Don't bring the dog into it. Sitting in at number four for the biggest alibis for men to use when cheating, socialising with co-workers after work. Right. Right. Yeah. See, this is uncomfortable because these are all things that people do say.

That's why they're a good alibi. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, okay. For the girls, it's also socialising with co-workers after work. Yeah. Which, I mean, pretty common one for people. Yeah. I guess your red flag in that one would be if they say that more than once a month.

Yeah. Because who's really socialising with co-workers? You see them enough at work. Right? Yeah. Number three for the men is working late in the office. That's always a big one, isn't it? Yeah.

Especially in movies. Yeah. Oh, I'm working late. Yeah. What are you working on? Show me the paperwork. How about I bring you dinner? Why don't I bring you dinner to work then?

And that's what usually happens. And for the girls it's the same, working late in the office. Number two for the men, producer Ben does a lot of this, playing golf. Oh. Yeah. I'm just saying you play – actually, Clint, you play quite a lot of golf too. That's an exaggeration. I've played four times, although I am a golf guy now.

Ben gave me some clubs. Yeah, just to use on the weekend. You asked me for those, actually. Like, hey man, I need to play more golf. Yeah, not for cheating. For golfing. Yeah. For an alibi.

Nah, I'm just joking. Golf is a weird alibi to use because most, for men to use, because most women, partners, get annoyed by how much golf you play. So surely you'd pick a passive one that's not going to upset your partner. No, but you know why it's a good one? Why? And I probably shouldn't be saying this, but because golf goes for quite a long time. And your girlfriends very rarely want to come with you.

I'm generalising. Some girls play golf. Good alibi. Yeah. And then for the girls, number two is a night out with the girls. Yeah. The number one alibi that men give for cheating, they're watching the footy.

Oh, come on. These are all fun things to do. Now everybody's going to think we're cheating. The girls' one's quite interesting. Okay, yeah. Their number one reason, the number one alibi that women give, they're going to the gym. Technically, kind of, not in complete line.

I'm getting a workout on. Yeah. Right, okay. I guess they're good because none of them are too over the top. That's what I mean. Just keep it basic. Yeah. Yeah.

You're less likely to trip up. Not that I'm trying to help people get alibis with cheating. Yeah, that's a very good point as well. No, we don't want that. What we do want this afternoon is have you been cheated on and you found out and they were using an alibi? Maybe it was one of those or maybe it was something completely different. Yeah, we want to correlate the data from this article.

Are they using these particular ones or did they have a completely different one? When they were cheating on you, what did they tell you they were doing? Yeah, what was the alibi? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us to us on 9696. We understand this could be a sensitive topic and we can keep your name anonymous if you'd like to. We'd just love to hear from you, okay? We're just discussing different alibis that people use on their partners when they're cheating.

Yeah. Because the list has been released of the top alibis that females use and the top alibis that males use. What was number one for each again? Number one for the females was, is they're going to the gym. Yeah. And the men, it was they're watching the footy. Right. So I guess we can take for this.

No women ever go to the gym and men hate rugby. If they say they're doing that, they're all cheating on you. They're all cheaters. They're all cheaters. So we're asked you to open an old wound for us and tell us when they were cheating on you, what did they tell you they were doing? Hi, Renee. Hi.

Thanks for calling through, Renee. What did your partner or your ex, sorry, tell you that they were doing when they were actually cheating? I've actually got two. The first one that my partner used to use was that he was going out to the internet cafe with all his boys to have a gaming night and they'd stay up all night playing League of Legends. And this one time I called him out because I actually drove to the internet cafe and the internet cafe was actually shut. Yeah, of course. It probably closed down in 2006.

You're kidding, Renee. Yeah, okay. Wait, so you drove out to this place. I'm wrapping my hair around this. You drove out to this place. I'm wrapping my hair around this. You drove out to this place. You get there. It's shut. So what did you do then?

I just went home and waited for him to come home in the morning, and I was just like, so that was a shit-ass alibi because it was shut, and I followed you there. Okay, so you dumped him him what did the second guy say oh no it's the same guy so I was a bit of a stupid girl Renee and then the second time he did it to me

was when he told me that in the beginning of our relationship he was never a family guy and then all of a sudden a few months into our relationship, he's telling me that he's seeing his family quite a lot, but he would never, ever take me with him to meet his family. The relatives.

And he was telling me that he's never in any of his relationships ever actually taken a partner to meet his family before. Oh, that classic. So how often did he say he was seeing his family? He's like maybe twice in a fortnight. No one's seeing their family that much. No one loves them that much.

Alright, have you kicked the guy to the curb now? Oh yeah. I thought you were about to say, Renee, and we're getting married in June. He's learnt his lesson. He has. There's a couple of really good texts on this. Someone texted through and they said, because the top reason for the females, the top alibi,

was going to the gym. And she says, I actually do go to the gym. The problem is, is he thinks I'm cheating because I'm not losing any weight. Oh. I feel you on that, girl. Also, some people do their cheating at the gym. That's the other bit. Well, that's double whammy.

Because then when they finally figure it out, you can go, well, I wasn't lying to you. I was at the gym. Technically, yeah. Our last person on 0800 dials it in wants to remain anonymous. Good afternoon, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. This might not be, were you using the alibi or was it an ex?

An ex. Okay. Yeah. When did they say they were when they were actually cheating on you? Well, it's sort of a weird situation, I guess. So it started off with him saying he was working late. Turns out he wasn't actually working late when I figured everything else out. Yeah.

So we had a three-month-old girl when I found out. That's horrible. And while I was sleeping, he would claim to take her out to the lounge so I could sleep. Yeah. And he was actually sexting one of our friend's mums. No way. While he was looking after your one of our friend's mums. No way. While he was looking after your three-month-old baby? Yes.

He was what? He was sexting one of your friend's mums? Yep. What? And how did you find out? How did you figure it out? I actually went on his phone to find our photos from the hospital that he'd taken. Yeah.

Because it took me until that point to want to look at them because I felt gross about myself. Yeah, I understand that. And then, yeah, that's what I found. You had a gut feeling, didn't you, though, Anonymous? Yes. You always do. I'm really sorry that happened to you, by the way. That is a horrific thing

Yeah that is so horrible Like your emotions We've just had a baby My daughter is Six months old And all that stuff aside All your emotions Are so heightened

And your hormones Are going crazy And for you to have to Find that out at three months Is just dog cucka That is so bad Anonymous Yeah it was pretty bad

Clint's going to wait at least a year. Excuse me. Hey, all we can do is laugh, Anonymous. At least you found out when you did and you can move on with your life. You don't need people like that. Did you move on? Did you break up? Yeah, definitely did.

And I'm with someone new now who is absolutely amazing. And does your baby have a relationship with the father still? Yes. All things aside, he is a good dad when he has her, but definitely not a good partner. Okay, that's probably the best outcome you could have hoped for, so that's good. Thanks for sharing

with us. Thanks, Anonymous. No worries. God, some people are shit bags, eh? You know what I tell you. I found a car for you, Bree. I found a car that you might like to buy. God, some people are shitbags, eh? You know what I tell you. I found a car for you, Brie. I found a car that you might like to buy. Well, I did recently sell the beloved Venute. Yeah. You're a lady who loves a novelty car.

I do love a novelty car. You spent how much? $3,000? I did. On a converted Toyota HiAce van, sight unseen. Worth every penny. RIP the Venuteute It's still in Hamilton If you want to see it

Yeah Well yeah It's yep Or Waiuku I think it's in Waiuku It's not in a museum No It has a new owner

Yeah it's got a new owner You don't have control Of it anymore okay Okay I have two novelty cars here For you today actually Alright The first one

Is a piece of Kiwiana It's an absolute Kiwi classic Jonah Lomu, the greatest all black Of all time, nay, the most important Rugby player of all time He had that game made about him, didn't he? Jonah Lomu rugby Yeah

We didn't get that game in Australia No But it sounds like it was a bloody good game That's why the Wallabies suck so much now. Because none of them grow up playing Jonah Lomu rugby. I mean, let's be real. We didn't have a George Gregan rugby, did we? George Gregan rugby.

To be honest, he was probably the bad example. He was actually one of the decent ones. He's a good guy. No, no. So Jonah Lomu, his car is for sale. One of his cars. His 1997 Nissan Patrol. Oh, that's cool. Is up for sale.

He had a lot of cars, Jonah. Did he? Do you like cars? He loved cars. I think when he passed, he had a Bentley. Whoa! Yeah, this vehicle here was a collaboration he did with Fusion Sound Systems. Remember Fusion?

I remember them. I actually had a Fusion sub in my first ever car. Of course you did. I was a Sony Explode guy. You were? Yeah, I thought you were. So he's decked this thing out. And in the year 2000, this car that Jonah Lomu owned

broke the New Zealand decibel record. It's New Zealand's loudest car. 163 decibels. See, that's something I want. It's louder Zealand's loudest car. 163 decibels. See, that's something I want. It's louder than a jet engine. I would love that car. It's on Trade Me for just under $50,000 if you'd like to buy a...

How many Ks are on it? I don't know how many Ks. I don't think that's the reason you're buying this car. I don't think it's a runabout. It's probably not a runabout car, no. That's $50,000. So that's one option for you. The other car that's up for sale at the moment for you, Bree,

that I'm thinking about, novelty cars. How about Princess Diana's car? Ooh. Yeah. That'd be like luxury. It's a 1994 Audi 80 Cabriolet. I know this car. This car was quite famous back in the day.

So apparently when she got it, it became the world's most photographed car. Yep. I've seen this car, yeah. So it's an Audi convertible, but by her standards, she was in line to be the future queen of England. It was considered quite a common car. So she was like a, she was one of the people. She was like, I'm going to get one of the cars that all the people are driving.

She was dropping Harry and Wills off at school in that car. Yeah. It's got white leather interior. That would be worth a fortune. It's only done 35,000 k's. Oh, pretty much brand new. It's a naturally, for the car buffs out there, the Audi 80 Cabriolet 1994 is a naturally aspirated 2.3 litre engine

pumping out 97 kilowatts. She'd have some roar about it. No, it wouldn't have much roar at all. But you know what I mean. But, you know, it's in good nick. And if you'd like to buy Princess Diana's convertible, that will only cost you $70,000. May as well get both.

If you had to, had to, had to, which car of those two would you buy? I'd get the real loud one. Yeah, I thought you would too. That one is actually on Trade Me if you want to go and have a look at it. Jonah's car. Oh, I was going to say not the Princess Di. Not Princess Di's one, no. Can we talk dating apps for a second?

Yeah. Before you got into your current relationship, Yes. Which dating apps were you on? I was on two. Yeah. If I'm honest. I was on the classic Tinder. Yep. And Bumble. And Bumble. Which to be honest, I would forget to check them. So I would never really

use them that much. Did you not have your push notifications turned on? No. Right. I probably should have like if I'm making the effort to be on there. No, I don't think anyone wants to be in a meeting. That's the thing. And then you hear, ding, ding, ding. And it goes, you have a new bumble.

And you're like, that's awkward. I don't know the terminology. I've never been on. Oh, the Twitter. I was talking to my friend who's single. And I always like to ask how his. You like to vicariously live through his single life I do I do enjoy that side of it and also I'm interested like I want to know if he's happy or if he's

seeing anybody that sort of thing and I caught up with him on the weekend and I said are you on the dating apps and he said that he's not on tinder anymore because it's not what he's after now so we got into a conversation about what's the best dating app. Before I tell you what he said, what do you think the best dating app is? I think these days, like depending on what app it is, I think depending on who you ask, female or male, gay or straight, certain apps I think attract certain people.

Right. Or you can find certain things depending on the app. I hear what you're saying. Okay. You know? Like I feel like Tinder maybe has moved a little bit more into the grinder space. Okay. As in following, not saying that Tinder's gay, but following the grinder footsteps of

a- More of a hookup thing. More of a hookup maybe. That's what he said. Did he? That's what he said. See, that's what I've heard. He said Bumble eliminates the time wasters.

The casual. Because I think he's more interested in looking for a relationship. Actually, the most recent person who's been on them, and he's not on them now, would be Producer Ben. Producer Ben, which dating apps were you on at the end there? Which ones were you using? Actually, just Tinder. Just Tinder?

I was just using Tinder, yeah. And is that accurate what Bree's saying about Tinder these days? Yeah, it is. Yeah, I'd say so now, yeah. Would you find that a lot of girls would only be keen for like, you know, a brief meeting? Yeah, a quick drink and then just see what happens, kind of jazz. Yeah. Whereas Bumble is more, oh, you went on Bumble?

No, I've been on Bumble for a long, long, long time. Right. Okay. Well, that's what he said. He said he's on Bumble because it's a higher caliber, not necessarily of person, but of. What, there's better looking sheilas on there? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's not what he said. He said the type of what they're looking for. Is different. He said Bumble gives you a more, and also, and you mentioned this, guys like Bumble because they don't have to do the first message. Yeah, I think guys really like Bumble because the girl has to message you first. That's the whole thing about Bumble. And for a guy, they're kind of like, well, I already know that she's obviously a bit interested

because she's had to have messaged me first. Do girls, is there pressure on girls to put as much thought into that first message as there is on guys? Because on Tinder, everything I've seen, it's all guys. You've got to come in with the banter hot. On Bumble, do girls still do that as well, or are they just like, hi? To be honest, I think you guys would be happy with a hey. Just a thumb-up emoji?

Yeah, literally. Oh, my God, I think she loves me. Bree and Clint. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Yeah, literally. Oh my God, I think she loves me. Can we please look into getting that opener changed? It's particularly flat. It's very flat because it's you and I combining our singing prowess together. Let's focus on the game, okay? If you've got a nickname, we're going to try and guess where it came from.

The origin of your nickname. Exactly. And if you have the best origin, then you could win yourself $50 of mobile fuel. Alright. Let's get our first contestant on. Hi Maddie. Hi Maddie. Hello. What's your nickname? My nickname is DJ Mad Salty. DJ Mad Salty. That's

been my favourite nickname we've had on the show so far. What about Teabag? Teabag was a good one too. Yeah, Teabag. Nah, DJ Mad Salty's got more hype about it. DJ Mad Salty. Okay, DJ Mad Salty. Maybe she like has like resting beyond to a teenage face and they're like, you know, that's why they call her Mad Salty. But her name's Maddie, so I'm thinking Mad Salty.

Yeah. Or. She loves salt. She loves salt, puts it on everything. Or we're overthinking it and she's a DJ. Oh, I think you've got it. And her DJ name may not be DJ Mad Salty, but it's what her friends call her.

Yeah, Mad Dog Salty. Or she just hogs the ox cord. Yeah, could be that. No, she laughs at that. It's not that. Okay, I think it's the DJ thing. You think she's a DJ? Yeah, let's go with that. Yeah, it could be that. No, she laughs at that. It's not that. Okay. I think it's the DJ thing. You think she's a DJ? Yeah, let's go with that.

Okay, DJ Mad Salty. Are you called DJ Mad Salty because you're a DJ? I'm not, unfortunately, guys. Damn it. Okay, what's your nickname origin? My name's just Maddie Salter, and I'm like a little bit salty sometimes. Oh, so technically I was kind of right.

You were right with the first one. Okay, wait there, DJ Mad Salty. Let's talk to Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hey, how are you? Good. What's your nickname?

Puddles. Puddles. Oh, well, maybe when she has a few lemonades, she does tend to create some puddles. The old fire truck situation. It could be because she cries a lot. Yeah, it could be that. Could be that. I reckon it's from a night out and she's wet herself.

I knew a girl whose last name was Puttyfoot once. Concentrate. Well, I'm just saying maybe her nickname could be Puttyfoot. No, it's Puddles. Puddlefoot. Puddlyfoot. Let's go with your one. What do you think it is?

I think she's wet herself at one point or another. Jenna Puddles. Is your name Puddles because you wet yourself once? You're kind of right. Yay! I knew it! I wasn't drunk. I wasn't drunk.

But my friends and I decided we'd pop a squat because there was no toilets around and I went first and then no one else went. Oh, and there go the new Nikes. And there's puddles. Forever more known as puddles. Okay, cool. Okay, we got one out of two. I love how we actually get them sometimes.

Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. What's your nickname? Siggy. Siggy. Wait, Siggy?

Yep. Or Siggy's. Siggy. Like Siggy butt brain? No, as in like cigarette. As in cigarette, yeah. Siggy butt brain. Do you guys not have that here? No, we do. Oh, you do? It's on YouTube. Everyone's got it. Siggy butt brain. Ashley Siggy. Maybe she likes to steal cigarettes from people all the time. Yeah. Maybe she does a trick, that trick with the cigarette where she shoves it into her nose and it comes out of her mouth. Yeah. Maybe she just smokes cigarettes. Yeah.

Maybe everyone's changed to vaping and she's the only one still on the analogue vapes. She's still on the cigs. Ashley, we've run out of inspiration. Are you called Siggy because you smoke the Siggy's? No, I'm not a smoker at all. Why do they call you Siggy? Well, I worked in a team of people who everyone had a nickname in the team except me. And one of the guys was like, well, you need a nickname.

Ash, Ashley, Ash Trey. Oh! Dammit! They were like, well, we can't call you Ash Tray because, you know, that's like trash. So someone came up with Siggy and it just stuck. Wow. Yeah, but very misleading, Ashley.

Doesn't matter. That's why I'm playing the game. No, no, no, I'm just saying for you, like having that nickname, people will just assume that you smoke cigarettes and you're like, nah, never smoked them. Who's got the best nickname origin? Is it DJ Mad Salty, Puddles, or Siggy?

I feel like it might be Puddles. I think Puddles. Puddles? Yeah. Puddles, we like your nickname origin the best, so you've got $50 of mobile fuel. Congratulations. Almost makes up for getting called that.

Almost. Use that mobile fuel, and while you're there, use the bathroom, girl. Yeah, girl. All right, yeah. the bathroom, girl. Yeah, girl. All right, yeah. Cheers, thank you. Bree and Clint. How cool, because Elton John played in Dunedin last night.

He's in the process of taking over the whole country. He plays Mission Estate on Waitangi Day, and then he does like three shows in Auckland. He's in Auckland next week. Yeah. We've all got tickets here. We're all excited to go. But I got a very interesting inbox to the Bree and Clint Facebook yesterday. Yeah. Or was it this morning, actually?

And I want to make it known for what you and I are about to try and do, Clint. So, essentially, a guy named Sam messaged the Facebook page this morning, and he's on the hunt for a girl he met at the Elton John concert last night. Oh, I love these stories. So we're going to try and use the radio this afternoon to see if maybe we can track her down in a non-creepy way. In a non-creepy, very consensual kind of way. Exactly right.

But we need the details from the story from the man himself, Sam, who joins us right now. Hi, Sam. G'day, g'day. How's it going? Very well. So you had a romantic moment with a stranger at Elton John last night. There was a bit of a romantic moment, yeah.

Yeah, but it was a, yeah, no, it was a fantastic romantic moment, fleeting moment, and now she's gone. You didn't get her name, you didn't get her number, and like that she vanished out of your life forever and you came up with an idea to message our Facebook page to see if maybe we could help. Yeah, well I thought if anybody could it would be you guys. So yeah, I thought give it a try and if it works, it works and it's a fantastic story.

I love that clip, we've become those people. Yeah, I think you've put too much faith in us but let's see what we can do. Tell us what happened. Tell us about the moment that you and this mystery person shared. Awesome. So probably in the second half of the concert, they invited people to dance in front of the stage,

which, you know, I'm always up for that. So I went up to the front of the stage and was dancing next to this girl, putting on my sweet dance moves, if I may say so myself. Had a bit of a dance, so a few songs. And then he played his Your Song. I don't know if you guys know it. This one here.

Yeah, this one here. Yeah. One of the most romantic songs that Elton John has, right? It was pretty romantic. So this song came on, and what happened, Sam? So she put her arm around me and I kind of put my arm around her and we serenaded

each other, I guess you could say. So we sang to each other through the whole song. You sang this song to a stranger and she sang it back to you. Exactly. That's a moment. Did you go in for a kiss? I feel like at that moment as the song climaxed, you would then lean in for a kiss. That's a moment. Did you go in for a kiss? I feel like at that moment, as the song climaxed, you would then lean in for a kiss.

That's the perfect moment, Sam. Well, I thought it was, but then I thought it was also such a perfect moment, I didn't want to ruin it. Ruin it. It's true, it's true. It's that hard call. Okay, so far we know that she was down the front of the stage dancing. She embraced with you a stranger

in that song from Elton John, your song. What else can you tell us about her? So she would have, I never want to say a girl's age because it always ends up wrong, but I reckon she would have been about 25 to 30. Okay. How old are you? How old are you? 36. Yeah, okay. She was with someone who was slightly older. Okay.

Was she female? Yeah, she was female as well. Okay, so she was with another female, right? Yep. She had sort of shortish, maybe shoulder-length brown hair tied up in a ponytail. Okay. And she was wearing a hoodie-type jacket. Hoodie-type jacket.

Right. Yeah, which is sort of grey with black crisscrosses on it. Sam, there was one detail that you told me that I think might be very, very recognisable to the particular person or maybe people that she was with. What was that detail? Yeah, so at the end of the show, the band came out and bowed to the audience

and the drummer gave her his drumstick. See, now we can make this actually... So whether you shared a moment with a stranger at Elton John and you're going, wow, is this me they're talking about? Surely now you know it's definitely you. If you caught that drumstick...

Actually, there were two drumsticks. It's one of two people in the whole country. It's a 50-50. Sam, can you hold there? We're going to go to a song. Our producers are going to hit the phones. We're going to hit the text machine. And we're going to see if we can use the power of ZM's nationwide frequency

to try and find this person and reconnect you guys. That's what we're going to do. This is what we need. If you know someone that was at the Elton John concert last night in Dunedin, they embraced with a man during the song Your Song. They're in their 20s to 30s, and they caught the drumstick at the end of the concert last night in Dunedin. We need you to get in touch right now.

Even if you just saw it happening, we'd love to hear from you. Exactly, if you were there. Our phone number is 0800DALS at M, or you can text us as well. 9696. We need any information that you've got. Come on guys let's work together. Bree and Clint this is ZM. Bree and Clint. It could have been the love story of our generation Clint.

We were just talking to Sam who's still on the phone about his experience last night at the Elton John concert in Dunedin where he had, what would you say? A moment. A moment with a woman that was also at the Elton John concert. Sam's with us now.

Hey, Sam. Hey, mate. How's it going? Yeah, good. Very brave of you to come on the radio and put yourself out there like this because you've put it all on the table. You've gone, hey, I want to, I think there could be something there with this person. I see this girl again and i want to see her again um

it's we didn't get anything okay we didn't get any we didn't get any decent leads it doesn't mean it's over this all goes to podcasts rumors have got to go around yet people have got to talk to people and go hey were you at that show last night? It could still happen, but we don't have anything. Well, she was the girl that was down the front who obviously you had that moment with Sam and she caught the drumstick at the end of the concert.

So it has to be a 50-50. There's only two people at that Dunedin concert that caught those drumsticks. Exactly. I know why you didn't kiss her in the moment, although I still think at the end of Elton John, your song would have been the most romantic moment for a spontaneous kiss.

But I get it, I get it. You want to ruin it. It was a risk, yeah. Why didn't you ask for her number? Why didn't you ask for any of her details? I get a little bit shy. So I kind of just, yeah, I got a little bit shy and then she kind of left and then I,

I'm one of those people that sort of thinks five minutes after, oh, maybe I should have done that. Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of us are like that. Yeah, and it was probably more when I got home and just kind of thought about it. I thought she actually seemed like a genuinely,

like just a cool kind of person. You kind of got that vibe off her. What do they say? You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Well, that's true. Lesson learned. Next time I'm dancing with a girl at Elton John, I will... Or, Sam, you never know.

She could have been married, and that's why we haven't gotten anything. Well, that is true. Or not married, or maybe in a relationship, or it's... Did you look for a wedding ring, Sam? I did. I did have a sneaky look and I didn't see any rings, no. There you go. All right.

Okay. Well, we'll still... We'll keep looking. Our text machine stays open until the end of the show. Our DMs on our social media are always open. You just need to search Bree and Clint on Facebook or Instagram. Yes. So if someone does want to come forward with some information about Sam's mystery girl, then

we would love to hear it. We'll keep hunting. And we will bring that information forward if we do get it. In the meantime, Sam, thanks for talking to us. We appreciate it. Thanks, Sam. Not a problem. Have a good day, guys. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

This is the part of the show where we get you on, figure out what your birthday is, and then we tell you what was number one on your 16th birthday. Correct. Who's up first? Bree's playing it cool like she wasn't just running in halfway through the intro. No, I was here. I was just very quiet.

You've been hustling. And we're going to start with Kieran because it's his birthday today. Hi, Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hi. Happy birthday. Thanks. What did you get up to for your birthday, Kieran?

Oh, just working. Oh, well, at least you've got a day off tomorrow, right? Exactly, and I've also got Friday off. Oh, you're one of the lucky ones. So we're talking 5th of February, what year? 92. All right, you were 16 then in 2008 on the 5th of February, and this is your birthday banger.

Boots with the fur. With the fur. The whole world was looking at her. What a banger. What a banger. Original Flo Rida and Lo. That's a really good one. That is a good one.

I like it. It's going to take some beating. Let's talk to Claire. Hey, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you, Claire? Good, thank you. I like it. It's going to take some beating. Let's talk to Claire. Hey, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi. How are you? Good.

How are you, Claire? Good, thank you. That's good. Looking forward to the couple of days off? I am looking forward to the couple of days off. Thanks. Amazing. What's your birthday?

13th of July, 1990. All right. You were 16 in 2006 on the 13th of July. And Claire, this is your birthday banger. They've just reformed as a group. And they're coming to New Zealand to headline that soap opera. Pop show. Heaven.

Pussycat Dolls button. Do you like it, Claire? I do. It brings back a bit of memories, thisden. Do you like it, Claire? I do. It brings back a bit of memory for a song. Me too, Claire. Claire, are you from Southland, by the way? I am, yeah. Yeah, I could hear it in your thoreteen when you said your birthday was.

Thoreteen. Let me hear it say 13, Claire. Thirteen. There it is. I like it. Classic Southland accent. Okay, hold there. Let's get one more on Taylor.

Hey, Taylor. G'day, Tay. Hi. What's your birthday? 18th of August, 1998. All right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 18th of August. And on that day, this went to number one.

My house in Budapest, my head in treasure chest. Golden grand piano, my beautiful Castillo. You, you, you, I believe you. We always ruin this song. George Ezra and Budapest. It was a good song. It was a great song. Do you like your birthday banger, Taylor? I think one of the others have got it this time. Okay, yeah, no, all right.

Fair enough. Not keen on a folky birthday banger. I do like that song, but not for a birthday banger. Yeah, so it's really between Flo Rida and the Pussycat Dolls. Pussycat Dolls? I got a vibe for the Pussycat Dolls, I think. Right. Let's get Claire on.

Claire, I think you've taken it, mate. You're the winner of birthday banger today. Woohoo, awesome. All right, here we go. Brian Clint. What are you two ready for? Oh, and Snoop Dogg. And Snoop.

This is ZM. Birthday banger. Player from the hood. Come holler at me. You got it like that. Big Snoop Dogg with the lead pussycat. I show you how I go that. Yeah, I want to go that.

Me and you, one-on-one, treated like a show that. You look at me and I look at you. I'm reaching for your shirt. What you want me to do? I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby. But you keep running. Say what you gonna do to me. But I ain't seen nothing.

I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby. But you keep running. Say what you gonna do to me. But I ain't seen nothing. Typical and hardly the type of fucker. I like when the fears are true. Don't leave me asking for more. I'm a sexy mama.

Just gotta get what I wanna. Wanna do a stream that's on ya. All the things that I told ya. You've been saying all the right things all night long. But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off. Baby, can't you see? This girl's all fiddling on me. And he coming from this beat.

I'm about to blow. I don't think you know. I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby. But you keep running. Same what you gonna do to me. But I ain't seen nothing. I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby. But you keep running. Same you gon' do to me

But I ain't seen nothing You say you're a big boy But I can't agree Cause the love you said you had Ain't been put on me I wonder I'm just too much for you to wonder A kiss don't make you just wonder

I could next for you what you wanna do Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours I can see, just like those skies, that you're gained Don't you see, this goes off and on me Coming from the speed, I'm about to blow I don't think you know I'm from the speed I'm about to blow I don't think you know I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby

But you keep running Saying what you gon' do to me But I ain't see nothing I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby But you keep running Saying what you gon' do to me But I ain't see nothing Now you can get what you want, but I need what I need

Now let me tell you what's crackin' like it before I proceed I'ma show you where to put it at PCD on me, yeah, I thought I saw a pussycat Now roll with the big dog, all six of y'all on me Now tell me how I feel, baby, y'all Ashley, Nicole, Carmi, Jessica, Kimberly, Melody, you tellin' me? Loosen up my buttons, babe Loosen up my buttons, Melody, you telling me? I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, babe But you keep running Same what you gon' do to me But I ain't seen nothing

I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, babe But you keep running Same what you gon' do to me But I ain't seen nothing I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, babe But you keep running Same what you gon' do to me But I ain't seen nothing

I'm telling you You should knock my buttons But you keep running Saying what you gonna do to me But I ain't seen nothing Zed in Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger. For Claire today,

they're supposed to get dolls and Snoop Dogg buttons. Yeah, that was the song I dislocated my thumb to. Remember? I've told you. Doing the strip show on the chair? Yeah, the plastic chair. Got my thumb caught, dislocated my thumb.

Did the person you were doing the strip show for rush you to A&E? No, it was a bunch of people. It was at a barbecue. I wasn't stripping. I was just dancing in a sexy way. Oh, I always assumed that story was you and like a bedroom routine. No. Why would you assume that I was doing that stuff in the bedroom?

Because of the type of song it is and because you were doing a strip show? No. I'm not the weird one in this situation. No, I had a few bourbons. You were the one doing a strip show at a barbecue. I wasn't doing a strip show at a barbecue. I wasn't doing a strip show. I was dancing provocatively with a plastic lawn chair. At a barbecue. At a barbecue and I got my thumb stuck.

Chuck another shrimp on the barbie. It was a ripping barbecue by the sounds. Bree and Clint. It has been the journey to put one urban myth to bed. And just to find a really hot dude that lives in a suburb in Auckland. To take one urban myth to bed. That's good. I like that.

If you've been following the journey on our show, we've talked about it for the last couple of days. It was the rumour that I'd heard quite a lot of because my partner lives in Mount Albert in Auckland and there's a shop around the corner, Muzza's Pies. Apparently a very, very hot, attractive man works there. You'd had the pies but you'd never seen the man who was making them? No. So I just, it was hearsay.

It was word of mouth. And then we talked about it on the show. We've been flooded with texts of people who can confirm they've seen sightings of him. Overwhelmed by people. Yeah. We've had messages from people who say they don't even like pies. And people who say they've put on weight because they go in to see the hot guy who works at Muzz's Pies. We were originally calling him Hot Muzz from Muzz's Pies.

Found out his name was John. Yeah. So it's Pies. We were originally calling him Hot Muzz from Muzz's Pies. Found out his name was John. So it's Hot John. And we also found out yesterday by calling the pie shop that he has a wife and children. So we apologise to them. You know,

his wife's cousin messaged me on Facebook. That is so New Zealand. Yeah, she goes, hey, just to let you know, he definitely is married to my cousin. Wow. And I was like, oh, all good. We're all in relationships. We just wanted to confirm. Here's the other thing. This is purely an appreciation service.

Neither of us are looking for anything serious with Hot Muz. No. Or Hot John, as we found out. Nothing serious. No, just a casual, you know, casual chat and glance. But today we thought, as we found out. Nothing serious. No, just a casual, you know, casual chat and glance. But today we thought, if we're good investigators, we need to go to the scene. We're going to do a steak out or a steak and cheese out. Exactly.

And that's why we headed to Muzz's Pies in Mount Albert. Did we find the man we were looking for? You listen to this. Can confirm we have found the treasure. Young Muzz, otherwise known as John. Very hot and with us right now, hello John. How's it going? He's so

embarrassed. You're hating this at the moment aren't you? I'm out of my comfort zone. I'm all good. Typical hot and modest. So you haven't heard anything on the radio but we spoke to you just before and you said that the rumour of, we've been calling you Young Hot Muzz from Muzz's Pies in Mount Albert. The coverage has reached your wife.

Yeah, and she's pulled me in. Is she comfortable with it? Did she realise how hot you were? She's making more of an effort now. Well, if it's paid off there then, you're welcome. Thank you guys, thank you. So hopefully this has at least resulted in some sales.

Yeah, has sales gone up, Muzz? Yeah, noticed a difference. Trying to counter the Thank you, guys. Thank you. So hopefully this has at least resulted in some sales. Yeah, has sales gone up, man? Yeah, noticed a difference. Trying to counter the hot weather, yeah. A lot of single ladies or? I try not to notice. Do you believe that your hotness contributes to the overall success of Muzz's Pies as a business? Oh, no, I don't think so. It's just this good, happy vibe that we try to give to all the customers.

Isn't that the perfect answer? I know, he's so modest. He's so hot. I mean, so modest. Yeah, so modest. Thanks for having us. We're going to buy some pies and leave you alone. Oh, cheers, mate.

Oh, shit. We found him. We found Hot Muzz. Okay, some things you need to know. Yes. He's fricking hot. He's very attractive. And I say that as a heterosexual, happily married man.

Super lovely. Yeah. Very, very married. Very married. Very happily married. Happily married. And very shy. So he...

So go in, get a pie. This whole thing has been his worst nightmare, by the way. He was hating it. We said to him, do you think we could get a photo with you just so we can prove that urban legend is true? And he said, if I have a selfie with you, my wife will get angry because I don't let her have selfies with me. So we don't even have a photo of Hot Mothers to show you.

No, mate, that's how it works. You have to go in and see it for yourself. Or there is one video. Oh, there is that one second video we can post. There is a one second video that Bree took of John from Muzz's Pies. And you can see him. You can see him in this video. Let's post it.

Should we post it? Let the world enjoy. Okay, it's on our Bree and Clint social media at the moment. The rule still stands. If you're going into Muzz's Pies to do some perving, you have to buy a pie. That's the only rule. We're not trying to get these guys overrun with people,

paparazzi, anything like that. We want to create some business for them. And also, Muzz said to us, he goes, we're looking for a baker at the moment. Oh, that's right. We've got to put out the job call. Yeah, Muzz said, hey, can you ask people if anyone needs a job as a baker? Muzz's Pies, keen, looking for someone.

Yeah. It's got a real Dane Rumble vibe. Right? Yeah. That's what you said. Join us next week as we look for Hot Marie from Kmart. Marie, we know you're out there. I thought we were going for Shaquille from Subway.

Oh, Shaquille's hot too. We'll decide next week. This story is getting a lot of traction online at the moment and it's across the ditch. That's where it comes from. Brisbane, Australia. A man is getting a lot of TV coverage over there at the moment

because he's fallen in love. He's an older gentleman. Wonderful. He's got a new girlfriend. Does he? Which is exciting. But she's a robot. Oh no. She's an AI robot made in China.

Oh wow, her ethnicity shouldn't come into it. She was made in China. Yeah Bree, it doesn't matter. Love is blind. Okay? I don't know what to say to that. She is $6,000. That's how much you paid for her.

She, what? Six grand. What, do you think that's a lot or not very much? No, you can't put a price on love. Well, you can't. I mean, imagine if someone said to you, $6,000 for a wife, yes or no? Well, bargain. I'm not keen to pay

for a wife, but if I'm going to be in love with that person for the rest of my life, the return on investment is high. So $6,000 bargain. What if someone said to you, I just thought about this, what if a genie appeared and said to you, if you thought about this, what if a genie appeared and said to you, if you pay me

$6,000 right now, I will introduce you, I'll get you a meeting with your future wife but it's up to you to do the groundwork. Oh, can you imagine the pressure? It's so much pressure. Because no one goes into a meet and greet with anybody knowing that that's the one. It forms

over time. Imagine how much you would risk cocking it with anybody knowing that that's the one. It forms over time. Imagine how much you would risk cocking it up if you knew that's the person. You'd probably act like a complete fool. You'd ruin it and then someone would go, oh, plenty more fish in the sea. And you'd go, no, I paid a genie $6,000. That was the one. I'd take the risk though.

Oh, yeah. You'd have to. Yeah, because imagine if you don't take the risk and then you never find that person. Yeah, Devo. It's been the rest of your life looking for them and that genie. Well see, that's what this guy did. He took the risk and he spent that six grand and

she got shipped over from China. Her name is Emma. Yeah. She's pale skin with beautiful blue eyes. He picked all of this by the way. Yeah. Which you can pick the way they look, apparently. Well, for $6,000. You'd want to.

Yeah, you want to customise a few features, put some mag wheels on it, you know. Get the sports muffler. Yeah. Bucket seats. Get the bucket seats. Heated seating. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you want all that stuff. Air conditioning. Wireless charging. Yeah, you want all that stuff. He's dating a robot. Does the robot look like a woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want all that stuff. Air conditioning. Wireless charging. Yeah, you want all that stuff. So he's dating a robot. Does the robot look like a woman? Yeah, she does. Here, I'll show you a picture.

We're going to bring up a picture, which I mean people listening. She looks like a human robot, but a human. Oh, she looks robotic though? But yeah. Because those real dolls became a thing recently. Oh no, she looks like a robot. Doesn't she? She looks like a crash test dummy. No, no, she looks like a robot. Doesn't she? She looks like a crash test dummy.

No, she looks a bit better than that. She does not. That's offensive. That's his wife. Was there a $10,000 option? Should have got the upgrade. Yeah, should have. I don't know.

If it's your wife. I mean, you can't put a price on it. Yeah. But the part I found the most interesting is that he has taken her to work. Yeah. Oh. And he's introduced her to his colleagues. Oh.

And I'm not trying to be mean. And I know this is nice. And it's nice for him. Like he's got someone and a companion or something. But I just don't know what I'd say to my colleagues if I bought my robotic partner to the Christmas party. I know what you'd say to your colleagues. What?

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