ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – February 5th 2021

Episode Date: February 5, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Face, gut, brie and clench. Hot Tub Time Machine. Afternoon everybody, we have reached our final destination in the DeLorean. We're in Invercargill. Oh yeah, it smells crisp. It smells like success. It does, we made it all the way down the South Island. Well, nearly. Our plan was to get down here and take the DeLorean to the clock tower,
Starting point is 00:00:30 just like they do on Back to the Future. Problem with that. There is an issue with that. We haven't even told the producers yet. Bree and I just did a lap of downtown Invercargill, and you know that clock tower we were planning to use? The clock tower. It's being repaired.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Yeah. It's under construction. It's under construction. It's covered in scaffolding and it's got a wrap around it. So, is there another clock in Invercargill? The War Memorial one on the roundabout downtown with the soldiers standing on top of it. We can't get our photo there anymore. Does Invercargill have a second clock? Yeah, text us.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Text us on 9696. Where can we get the iconic Back to the Future picture in front of the clock tower? Where can we find Invercargill's biggest clock? Yeah, well, I'd like to know. And I know a couple of the producers would like to know. Today on the show, your chance to play Tradie vs. Lady. In fact, let's do that right now. I don't know if my mouse is going to work. I don't know if my mouse is going to work. I don't know if my mouse is going to work. I'm going to put it over here.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Andy, can you click Tradie versus Lady? Back to the studio. Andy. Here it is. He's got it. Here it is. Tradie versus Lady. Tradie versus Lady.
Starting point is 00:01:45 You know what? Screw it. We don't need it. Let's play Trady versus lady next on the show if you want to play 0800DIALZM. Bree and Clint, we're live from Gala Street Reserve in Invercargill. Come and see us. We got the music. That's the main thing.
Starting point is 00:02:00 We're on. We're all good. Bree and Clint. Let's play Trady versus lady. Bree're on. We're all going. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady. Alright, we're underway now. Tradie vs. Lady. Let's see who can get three points first. Pick up the 50 bucks. Who's up first? Justin's up first. Hi, Justin. G'day, Justin.
Starting point is 00:02:23 How you doing? Hey, welcome back. We got you now, mate. Okay, you're going up against Gian. Hi, Gian. Afternoon. Hi. Thanks for calling through. All right, guys, I'm going to read out the questions. Buzz in with tradie or lady when you think you know the answer. First to three points wins the 50 bucks.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Question number one. We're currently in Invercargill, the last stop on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour. Who is the mayor of Invercargill? Is it Suzanne Paul? Oh, tradie. Straight in there. Justin's in. Tim Shadbolt.
Starting point is 00:02:51 You've nailed it. The iconic Mr. Shadbolt. We're hoping to have him on the show this afternoon. He should be joining us at 5pm. I'm hoping to get him in the hot tub. I'm hoping to wear the Merrell chains. We'll see what happens. One to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Question number two. The Bachelorette NZ premiered this week. What's the new Bachelorette's name? Is it A, Dana White, B, Lexi Brown or C, Rebecca Black? B. Oh, sorry. Yes, Justin.
Starting point is 00:03:18 B. Lexi Brown. You had that, Gian. You've got to buzz in. No, you're right. You've got to buzz in with Lady. Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Gian. Question number three. Currently, what is the most watched show on Netflix?
Starting point is 00:03:34 Tradie. Yes, Justin, for the win. Oh, I don't. It's not Bridgerton anymore. No, I pass. Pass, sorry. Are you sure you don't want to just have a guess, Justin? Is it The Dig? No. No, Gian, you want to have. Are you sure you don't want to just have a guess, Justin? Is it the jig?
Starting point is 00:03:46 No. No. Gianne, you want to have a guess? Is it Bridgerton? It is. Justin. You should have trusted your gut. Okay, 2-1.
Starting point is 00:03:55 All right, question number four. What is 12 times 12? Lady. Yes. Gianne? It is 100, sorry. Tradies. Yeah, 124.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Oh, no. Justin for the win. 144. You've got it. That's a win for the tradies. Well done, Justin. Gianne, the nerves got you, mate. Oh, honestly. I felt like she had it. That's a win for the tradies. Well done, Justin. Jan, the nerves got you, mate. Oh, honestly.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Felt like she had it. Call up next week. Call up next week. Bree and Clint. We're on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour. Last stop, Invercargill. We're at Gore Street Reserve. There's currently some ladies checking out the DeLorean.
Starting point is 00:04:40 They're so impressed by it. Yeah, I think they're, you know. It's a babe magnet. It is a babe magnet. They just asked both of us if we were single. Yeah. And I said, I'm not currently, but I do have a time machine. Yeah, so we could go back in time.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Anything's possible. Oh, that was cringe. We saw a flashback into your previous life. Your previous single life. Listen to it. Well, ladies, I can work something out for you. I don't know if you know this, but I've got a time machine. My wife's listening.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I love you very much. Yeah, that was... Thank you for putting up with me. Put that in the cringe folder, Producer Ben. There's not a cringe folder, is there? Oh, no, I've been making one. It wasn't hard to fill it. Let's move along.
Starting point is 00:05:22 We're on a road trip at the moment around the South Island. And this is good for you, Bree, because you get to experience more of New Zealand, the place you've called home for three years now. I love getting out and seeing New Zealand. I feel like I've seen a lot. Probably more than some Kiwis in the last three years. I would agree. That's because we keep buying shitbox cars and driving them around the country.
Starting point is 00:05:42 There's one Kiwi experience I don't think you've had. Have you ever been cruising on the Inter-Islander? No, I've always heard so much about it, always wanted to do it. Yeah. We haven't done that yet. No. Maybe that's our next piece of crap car. That can be our maritime-based feature.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah. It's so iconic it's even got its own song. I'm cruising on the Inter-Islander. I'm taking my time. I'm feeling fine. How good is this? You know, before I heard this and you told me that there was a song, this is exactly how I pictured it. Really?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Mm-hmm. Well, it's iconic. It's like our wagon wheel. They've released info about what the most popular food is on the Inter-Islander. Oh, this is interesting. Before I reveal this... Kebabs. Did you know that there's a secret VIP lounge on the Inter-Islander?
Starting point is 00:06:30 Yeah, we only found this out the other day from Intern Joel. Yeah. Intern Joel went on there one time and he was wearing a ZDM uniform and someone on there went, oh, you're an important media person, let's get you up to VIP. And he said... They thought he was Clint and then he got real steamed and did some real bad stuff. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Besmirched my good name. They all thought it was you. There's a secret like Kuru Lounge on the Inter-Islander with free beers. That's just some insider info for you. That's the only way you travel on the Inter-Islander, isn't it? I don't go... That's what you've told me. I only fly the straight, okay?
Starting point is 00:07:05 What do you think the most popular food on the Inter-Islander is? I'll give you a couple of things. What do you think about a couple of things that it's not? Okay. It's not hot chips, but they did sell... I love hot chips. I think 10,000 punnets of chips over the holidays. It's not ice creams.
Starting point is 00:07:20 They did 10,000 ice creams. Yep. It's not hot dogs. 7,000 hot dogs on the Inter-Islander over summer. It's not packets of sushi. 3,500 packets of sushi on the Inter-Islander. All right. The most popular food.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I want to guess. All right. Is it cheese rolls? No, it's not cheese rolls. Oh, I thought it was. It's not far enough south. Oh, okay. It's only going to Nelson.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Okay. The most popular food to eat as you cruise on the inter-islander is butter chickens. That is a solid food choice. But is it a solid food choice for when you're on the seas? I didn't think so. I didn't think so. But a seasickness and a disaster. New Zealanders ate one metric tonne of butter chicken over the summer holidays.
Starting point is 00:08:02 You know it was going to be mild. Oh, yeah. There was no spicy butter chicken over the summer holidays. You know it was going to be mild. Oh, yeah. There was no spicy butter chicken. At best, it was a Kiwi hot. Yeah, the Kiwis, we can't deal with it. So get out there and munch yourself a delicious butter chicken curry this summer. And some papadums. Mix it up.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Bree and Clint. Okay, there's a new blue or gold dress thing. Remember that one? The dress? Of course. The Yanny vs Laurel. Yep. All of those. This one is an avocado. And people can't figure out if there's a stone in this avocado or not. It's been
Starting point is 00:08:37 halved the correct way from top to bottom. Okay? And looking at it, people can't tell if there's a stone in there or there's no stone. It's dividing the internet, Bree. Okay. I'm entranced. It's currently on our Instagram story. Tell me more. I'd like you to open it and tell me what you can see. This is
Starting point is 00:08:53 a poll that you guys can go and participate on on our Instagram story. Alright, let's have a look. Because this is what we do now. These are the things that get us going. Right, okay. I'm having a look now. What do you see? Look, I'm going to... Oh, it's tough.
Starting point is 00:09:10 It's tough, eh? It is tough. It's either a really lightly coloured seed. Yes. Or there's no seed in there. Or there's no seed, yeah. No, I'm... It's very hard to tell whether you're looking at a concave or a convex image there, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:09:25 No, I know what I think. What do you think? I am, because of some of the stuff on the right-hand side of the opening, where you can kind of see it going up the protruding seed, I'm going to say that's a seed in there. Right. Well, there's no correct answer, because the person who put... Oh, well...
Starting point is 00:09:43 The person who put it on the internet... Why did you lead me down the garden path? Is playing along too and they're saying they're not going to tell you. That's like putting me on who wants to be a millionaire. I get to the million dollar question. And Eddie McGuire's like. I put my answer in and then Eddie McGuire goes, oh, we actually didn't figure this one out.
Starting point is 00:09:59 We don't know. Don't know. Don't know. What did you say? Seed or no seed? Yeah, seed. Okay. Well, you're in the minority according to our Dunno. What did you say? Seed or no seed? Yeah, seed. Okay, well, you're in the minority according to our Instagram poll. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:10:09 Early votes in, 39% of people think there's a seed. You can vote on this too on our Instagram story. It's up there. 61 no seed. 61%. Yeah, I'm hearing myself. I'm hearing the words coming out of my mouth. Oh, you can tell it's a Friday, eh?
Starting point is 00:10:24 I'm also realizing that we're only 40 minutes into a four hour show So stay tuned This is the stuff that we're putting at the front Stick around Next Stick around What goes best on top of a mac and cheese? ZM
Starting point is 00:10:36 Brie and Clint From iHeartRadio This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy Dean, one of the biggest stories last week was Jojo Siwa coming out to the world and the world received it in an amazing way. It was one of my favourite stories of the year so far. And there's more news on that out today where she's spoken out to Jimmy Fallon
Starting point is 00:10:59 that she's got a girlfriend. She has and it's so cool. Not only is she out and proud and everyone is so thrilled about it and it's been so well received, she's loved up. She has a girlfriend. She didn't say who it was. But you know what? She hangs with all that TikTok and famous young pop stars
Starting point is 00:11:18 and all that young Hollywood kind of crowd. So I think it's going to be someone famous. It might be one of the Dance Moms stars or something. I don't know. I've got a vibe that it's going to be someone like Amos. It might be one of the Dance Moms stars or something. I don't know. I don't know. I've got a vibe that it's going to be someone pretty cool. Pretty cool. Let's hope it's not one of the Dance Moms.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Well, it might be one of the Dance Moms. But a bit too old for Jojo Siwa. Could be a hybrid. Could be a crossover. We could get a... No, no, actually no. No, no, don't do that. We've actually got a clip of Jojo Siwa talking about how loved up she is.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I was, again, on the phone with my girl, and I started crying. And she's like, what's wrong with you? And I was like, I'm just so happy. I was like, because now I get to share what makes me the happiest with the world. And it makes my heart so happy. I listened to another clip from that interview where she said that she knew she was risking everything as in her career by coming out
Starting point is 00:12:10 which is a sad thing for a 17 year old to understand. But it is a reality I mean look it's happened to other people. And she said she didn't care because what was the point of all that success if she couldn't be who she truly was. Yeah if she couldn't love the person that she wanted to love then she didn't want all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Crazy. It's amazing. She's an icon already. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. We're live from the Gala Street Reserve in Invercargill
Starting point is 00:12:36 in the Hot Tub Time Machine, and our KFC's just arrived. Yep, it's delightful. And shout out to the lovely group of people who just gave us about 50 toots. Oh, that's good. I think it was in a Ford Focus. Lovely. We hear you.
Starting point is 00:12:47 We see you. We recognise you. This is quite troubling news. A New Zealand celebrity's been kidnapped, Brie. Yeah. Shoved into a car in Wellington. What did Liam Neeson say about it? And driven off.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Liam Neeson has not been contacted. Oh, he's busy, is he? The New Zealander that's been kidnapped is very famous. Last year was nominated for New Zealander of the Year. It's Mittens the Cat. You're kidding me. There is footage of Mittens the Cat being picked up. That's so sad.
Starting point is 00:13:16 And put into a stranger's car by a man in a red hoodie and driven off. That is horrible. And I'm being so genuine right now. Who the hell would do that? Mittens the cat has over 30,000 Facebook friends and the community sprung into action. He's an icon. And somehow it doesn't reveal how
Starting point is 00:13:33 but Mittens the cat was returned within 20 minutes. I think people didn't necessarily know they were messing with a cat of such high stature and Mittens is back. Are we sure Mittens, because we know how savvy he is, didn't just catch an Uber down to the dairy? Are we sure?
Starting point is 00:13:51 That is possible. But Mittens' owner has said, thank you to those who helped look out for Mittens tonight. Great to see the community spring into action. He's home and he's safe. Thank God. You know, Mittens the cat is the weirdest phenomenon. Like, it's a famous cat
Starting point is 00:14:05 that is a Wellington icon. It's kind of like New Zealand's grumpy cat, right? But when you join the Facebook page, there's all these bizarre rules. Like, Ben was in the Mittens the cat Facebook page.
Starting point is 00:14:14 He actually got kicked out, didn't you, Ben? Yeah. No, I'm still in it. You're still in it? Okay, you told me that you were close to getting kicked out.
Starting point is 00:14:20 There's all these things you're not allowed to do on the Mittens the cat Facebook page, eh? Yeah, I don't think you can take a photo of it or mention Mittens the Cat on the road.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Like anywhere near a road you can't talk about it like that. It says you can't look Mittens in the eye too, doesn't it? It doesn't, but probably. Probably.
Starting point is 00:14:35 If you say Mittens name three times, Mittens will appear as well. It's bizarre. Anyway, if you're worried about Mittens the Cat. He's safe. Yeah, New Zealand's
Starting point is 00:14:42 highest profile kidnapping of 2021. He's safe. That's such good news. He's back. Yeah, New Zealand's highest profile kidnapping of 2021. He's safe. That's such good news. He's back home. That's very, very good news. Way to start off 2021 right. Well, with a kidnapping and then...
Starting point is 00:14:53 But then he's safe. Yeah, yeah. So it's okay. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, live from Invercargill on the Hot Tub Time machine. I just popped one of Jerry's fresh cherries in my mouth. Jerry's cherries, delicious.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I want to talk about people who are a bit stingy. You know, you're saving money, you're grinding, you're doing things to save a buck. You're cancelling your Netflix, you're reusing your teabags. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not talk crazy talk. You're on the one-ply toilet paper. There's a woman named Stephanie Bennett who apparently is being called apparently the tightest or stingiest woman in the world. Yeah, I think you should go with stingiest.est or stingiest woman in the world.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Yeah, I think you should go with stingiest. Yeah, stingiest woman in the world when she appeared on a television show and showed all the ways she likes to save money. Okay. We've got a clip of her here talking about some of those different things. By using just one light bulb that she moves from room to room, she saves more than $60 a month on her electric bill. I'm not allowed to take my own showers because Stephanie wants to save water for the water bill.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I go in, turn the water on, reach my body off. Cut the water off, lather your body down. Turn it back on, reach the soap off my body. And get out. Stephanie has a baby monitor. I can still hear you. Damn. This is my reusable boiling water.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Lunch time. Come on, let's eat. When are you going to change that water? I'll change it in due time. Just don't rush me because the more you ask me that, the longer I have to keep it. I'll never ask you that again. That's shocking. One light bulb. So she has one light bulb which she carries around to different rooms
Starting point is 00:16:22 of the house. When does she get a torch? She reckons it saves her $60 a month in electricity. I'll tell you some of the other things she does to save money. She likes to collect the lint from her dryer and then she makes it into makeshift cotton pads where she likes to take off her nail varnish with those cotton pads. Far out. Wait, it gets worse. She reuses the pasta water over and over again. She says she likes to make the most of every food and drink that they use in the house.
Starting point is 00:16:51 So she says that's reusable water we can use again. That's easy. When she goes to the supermarket, Stephanie likes to peel the bananas before she puts them on the scales because she doesn't want to pay for the peel. She said that's not part of the banana, so she takes that off. What? She takes the bananas peeled home? Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Disgusting. They would last like an hour. It gets worse. She also picks all of the grapes off of the vine because she doesn't want to pay for the vine. She says that saves her a bit of money. She also likes to cook in the dishwasher. She says that that saves her a bit of money. She also likes to cook in the dishwasher. She says that that saves her
Starting point is 00:17:28 a lot of money. Oh, we have tried that actually. We did a lasagna in the dishwasher once. No, but she cooks and cleans dishes at the same time. There's not separate cycles. She says if dishes are in there and it's using water I can cook something in there while it's doing that. I just want to say, if anyone's listening to this going
Starting point is 00:17:44 she is a genius. I just want to say, there anyone's listening to this going, she is a genius. I just want to say, there's no way that you are saving $60 a month on lights. There's no way. Lights don't cost $60 a month to run. Just know that, okay? That's not true. Well, you know, she lives by it. She lives by it.
Starting point is 00:17:59 I always look at this, and there's a need to save money, which I totally appreciate, and I think that's a good thing to do. But the amount of effort that you would have to use to save money like this, it's not worth it. Do you remember reading the story about the guy who was so money savvy? Well, I wouldn't say savvy, but he was so strict on his money that he would only charge his phone at work? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:23 I kind of think that's a little bit of a life hack. But then I don't know how much power your phone actually uses. You know how much? I did the math on it when that story came out. It saves about 12 cents. Oh. I think. So if you're keen on saving the 12 cents...
Starting point is 00:18:36 Then go for it. Go for it. We wanted to ask you this afternoon. I mean, Stephanie, we feel like she's next level with her saving. But we want to ask you, is there someone in your life that is a bit stingy? Yeah. Dads would be like this. What are they doing which makes them stingy?
Starting point is 00:18:54 Like, is there something in particular where you're like, oh, come on now. That's a bit stingy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to call them out this afternoon? Oh, 800 dial ZM. Or maybe you want to dob yourself in and you're proud of it. Yeah, maybe you're, yeah, yeah. Maybe you've got some life hacks where you think it saves enough money and who cares
Starting point is 00:19:10 if you're being stingy, you're saving money. 0800DIALZM, you can text us as well on 9696. Keen to hear about the stingy people. Bree and Clint. This is incredible. This is so good. We're exposing the stingy Kiwis here this afternoon
Starting point is 00:19:26 on the show. Some of these ticks coming in are too good. Oh, they are so good. We actually, we're on tour in Invercargill at the moment. You can come see us. What street are we on? We're on Gala Street Reserve. Gala Street Reserve. You'll see us driving past. But Andy, back in the studio, you said that
Starting point is 00:19:42 your mum was quite stingy back in the day. Oh yeah, she's next level. She used to make us bring our glad wrap home from school, from lunch. She would wash it and stick it on the wall. That is not true. True story. We had a glad wrap wall in the kitchen. Wow.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I like that just for messing with the kids. That's amazing. Now, okay, that's what we're looking for this afternoon. That's the standard. Who are the stingy people in your life? Maybe it's you. Maybe you're proud of it. Someone's texted and said, my old man had a old school 20 cent pool table when we were kids.
Starting point is 00:20:14 He would charge us to play a game of pool. What a tight ass. Yeah, that's pretty stingy. Someone else texted her and they said, my stingy dad who lives in Perth refuses to switch on the air conditioning in the 40 degree heat and instead hands out damp face cloths to guests. We've got some calls. Let's get Alice on.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. Alice, who's the stingy person in your life? We know somebody who's quite stingy, like a family friend, and so I remember she was talking to us about
Starting point is 00:20:50 something about her Sky account or something, and she wasn't able to use it for the day, and so she called us and requested her nine-cent charge for the day back. No, she did not. She did, and she told us while she was serving us tea, so we'd gone around to her house, and she was serving us tea. So we'd gone round to her house and she was serving us tea.
Starting point is 00:21:07 And while I can only be described as a tea set, it was not worth her boiling her kettle to make us tea. We were quite disappointed. But then when she told us the 19th story, we were like, okay, it makes sense. She obviously really watches. Wow. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:21:23 But at the same time, she really watches her money, but she's got Sky, you know? Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. That's wild. Nine cents you're asking your friends for.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Tanya's here. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi, guys. How are you? Go on, call them out, Tanya. Who is it? Who's the stingy person
Starting point is 00:21:39 in your life? So, it's my uncle, Bruce. Bruce. Yeah, what's Bruce doing? Oh, it's my uncle Bruce. And Bruce. Yeah, what's Bruce doing? Oh, what is he doing? He buys the cheap cans of peaches. He knows that there are
Starting point is 00:21:53 18 pieces of peach in each can. And he eats nine one day and nine next, never more and never less. He came to stay with us one day. He said, we need to stop at the supermarket So we stopped and he offered to buy us a drink Myself and my son
Starting point is 00:22:12 And he brought us one to share Hey, that's smart I hate the day when he comes across a 17 peach can Can you imagine? He'll be ropeable All hell is going to break loose. He will be so upset. Someone's texted and said, my mum hosted Christmas
Starting point is 00:22:29 and she charged us all $50 a head to attend and it was still BYO drinks at $50 a head. Oh, no. All of the food was reduced to clear and we're pretty sure that she made a profit off Christmas dinner. She probably did. All right, last person to call through.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Emma, hello. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Good, thanks. Who's the stingy person, Emma? The stingy person is my mother. What's she doing, Em? She's reusing tea bags.
Starting point is 00:23:01 This is quite common, I feel like. Like drying them out and dunking them again Yeah so she has a little dish next to Like you know the jug and everything like that And she'll use the tea bag Make a cup of tea And then the dish fills back up with tea bags And then the next time she makes tea
Starting point is 00:23:16 Even to guests She pulls out one of the old tea bags Oh no No No No Emma she does not Oh that's rough That is rough No, no, no, no, Emma. She does not. Oh, that's rough.
Starting point is 00:23:27 That is rough. I hope people like that live in a mansion. I hope all the savings that you're doing are absolutely worth it. That one's my favorite. Do you want a cup of tea? Oh, I used a bag earlier so you can have my old bag. How does that sound? I'll give myself a fresh egg.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Bree and Clint. Friday Jams. We're live from the Cargill. Please welcome to the show, he's a fresh egg. Brie and Clint. Friday Jams. We're live from Invercargill. Please welcome to the show, he's a pro wrestler. He's wearing flared pants. I can see his midriff. He's wearing Viper shades.
Starting point is 00:23:55 His name is Cool Guy Sky. Here he is. Clint and Brie, we're down here. We're in Invercargill. We're ready to rumble. I can see the hot tub, the DeLorean.
Starting point is 00:24:06 I'm all dressed up. You guys, where's Doc and Marty? What's going on here? What's the get-up about? Oh, he's got a point. He's got a point. It's really hot. It's really hot.
Starting point is 00:24:15 And we underestimated how hot these costumes were going to be. You underestimated Invercargill, didn't you? You didn't think it was going to be hot down here. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. It's turned it on today. Invercargill's beautiful. So you're a real-life bonafide pro wrestler.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Pro wrestlers in New Zealand. Yeah. In Invercargill. In Invercargill, even. What's're a real-life bona fide pro wrestler. Pro wrestlers in New Zealand. In Invercargill. In Invercargill, even. What's that about, eh? Can it get much better than that? When did you get into this? How long have you been doing it? About three years. I used to drive down from Dunedin, so a bit of a trek, but it's all worth it.
Starting point is 00:24:37 How many wrestlers are there in Invercargill? It's about probably 10 or 15 of us. Really? Yeah. Who's your arch nemesis? Yeah, who's Cool Guy Sky's enemy? Well, tonight, I don't want to do the cheap plug, but tonight at the Invercargill Worker Men's Club,
Starting point is 00:24:50 doors open 6.30, and you come at 7.30, the bell's going to ring, and kicking off the show, it's going to be me, Cool Guy Sky, against my rival, Professor Palmer. And I hate him. We hate that guy. I hate him. He sounds like a D-bag. Who likes a professor? No one likes a teacher. Nah. Get out of it. We hate that guy. Oh, I hate him. He sounds like a D-bag. Who likes a professor?
Starting point is 00:25:05 No one likes a teacher. Nah. Get out of here. He always gets involved. He's always getting in the way. But tonight, I'm going to put a stop to him. What's your signature move? What's your signature wrestling move?
Starting point is 00:25:15 I was going to ask that too. The 450 splash. Do it on Clint right now. I don't see a top rope anywhere. I'm looking. I don't see one anywhere. I climb on up and I do a big like flip and a half onto my tummy yeah and it's it's that sounds full on it's it is full on can i ask obviously that's your signature move people want to see that from
Starting point is 00:25:35 cool guy sky but should you shouldn't you pick a move where you aren't likely to get more hurt than the person that you're jumping on well look, look, look, look. You've got a bigger guy. We don't really think as wrestlers, really. We just go and we just do. And, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. I look at the likes of Hulk Hogan and stuff like that, the icons. Do you still have to do a lot of steroids to be a wrestler these days?
Starting point is 00:25:57 Oh, man, if you look at my arms, look at these pythons. I think you're built for speed. Exactly, speed. Yeah, clearly not really gassing up much. But there's a few big boys. There's a variety. Talk about variety now. My wife will hate me for this,
Starting point is 00:26:11 but is there a wrestling move that you want to pull on me before you go? Is there any move? I know I'm not a licensed professional. Maybe you're not allowed to do it, but is there something you'd like to do on me? I mean, look, I don't think I can say what I'd like to do to you, Clint. All right, well, maybe we won't do it then um if you want to see some wrestling and invocable tonight like cool guy sky said it's going down at the workingman's club at 6 30 still some tickets are they buying tickets
Starting point is 00:26:36 on the door for this still tickets down at the door yet 10 bucks for the kids 15 for the adults and also tomorrow night we've got a huge ladder match main event. Yeah. Huge ladder, ladder event. Let's get your walkout music again. Yeah, let's get his walkout. I'll get a bit of a boogie on even though the listeners
Starting point is 00:26:50 can't see but I can feel it. I can feel the groove. He's Cool Guy Sky and he's wrestling in a Bacargo tonight. Here it comes. Come on, bring it on. You're softening me up, Clint.
Starting point is 00:27:00 You're softening me up, mate. I can feel it, man. I want to see the wrestling move on you, Clint, the DS. I can see a table there. We can wrestle each other in the spa later. Wait, that sounds weird. That's a bit weird, man. That girl's going wild already.
Starting point is 00:27:16 We're live in Invercargill, sunny Invercargill, hot Invercargill this afternoon. Windy Invercargill. Windy Invercargill, yeah. A bit windy. Last stop of the hot tub time machine. If you want to come and see her before she's dismantled, we're at the Gala Street Reserve until 7 o'clock. Wanted to talk about, obviously, you know, last year.
Starting point is 00:27:34 We didn't get to this last year, but they released the phrase of the decade. Oh. Yeah, so what was voted the phrase of the whole decade from 2010 to 2020. Was it, um, Leshko! I wish it was Leshko. voted the phrase of the whole decade from 2010 to 2020. Was it, um, Leshkol!
Starting point is 00:27:48 I wish it was Leshkol. That was my phrase of the decade. But no, it wasn't. What do you think it was? I don't remember any phrases from more than, like, two years ago. I'm sure we were saying things for a while. Mm-hmm. What was trendy?
Starting point is 00:28:03 What were the big TV shows? Oh, please don't let it be Bazinga. It definitely wasn't Bazinga, thank God. I'll go through a few of the winners throughout the years. Yeah. In the 2010s to 2020s. The first one, Mansplain, that won it in 2014. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Mansplain. Also, Fake News won it in 2016. Oh, yeah, off the back of Trump. That's exactly right. Milkshake Duck won it in 2017. Did it? Which I'm not too sure what milkshake duck means. Nobody remembers 2017. Just forget about that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:38 2018, everyone remembers this. Me too was the phrase of 2018. And rightly so. Yes. 2019, Cancel Culture won phrase of 2018. And rightly so. Yes. 2019 cancel culture. Won it in 2019. Yeah, right. And 2020 doom scrolling. Doom scrolling. Doom scrolling.
Starting point is 00:28:56 How was it not... And also Karen. Unprecedented. Karen. The committee chose doom scrolling and the people's choice was Karen. Right, okay. Don't be a Karen. So is there one for the whole decade? There is one for the whole decade.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Yeah. And the winning phrase for the entire decade is... Fake news. Yeah, right, okay. Fake news took it out, apparently. None of these are fun. No, none of them are fun. None of these are fun. None of these are fun. No, none of them are fun. None of these are fun.
Starting point is 00:29:26 None of them are like, oh, it's like, you know. Okay, hold on. Wait, what are some of the other people talking about? Single use. Oh, no, that's single use plastic bags. Yeah, okay. Bree and Clint. Sorry, we're on the last day of our South Island road trip.
Starting point is 00:29:39 It's been a great week in the hot tub time machine. We've got to see some amazing parts of the South Island. We've travelled through some really, like, beautiful small towns on this trip, eh? And just some really lovely people. Like, it's just so nice to get out to different parts of the country and meet some of the amazing people, you know, the locals. Last week, we were talking about Oamaru,
Starting point is 00:29:59 who was voted New Zealand's most welcoming town. And we're like, what does that... It's great, but what does that actually mean? How did they figure this out? You know, has there been evidence for it? Yeah, this was our idea last week. How do we test their welcoming-ness? You know what I reckon we do?
Starting point is 00:30:16 We knock on a stranger's door and we ask if we can do number twos in the toilet. Exactly. That's how you know someone is welcoming. Well, we did it. And you think that we're joking, but no, we picked a random house for each other. Yeah. And you went first.
Starting point is 00:30:33 We drove into the burbs of Oamaru just to see how it went. You sent me to a beautiful little cottage. I said that place looks welcoming. It looks nice. It looks tidy. I think you should go in there and ask to drop a deuce. I did not do a number two.
Starting point is 00:30:50 I knocked on the door. A lovely lady came to the door. She was really freaked out by the six foot two man asking to use her bathroom. Because it's just not done these days. I imagine back before there were things like gas stations and stuff. I think it's your moustache. Doesn't look super welcoming.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Well, she let me in, and I went straight to the bathroom, instantly got stage fright, couldn't do anything. But? But she did let me in. She let you in? And I gave a courtesy flush and left.
Starting point is 00:31:15 So that was one from one for Omuru's most welcoming town of New Zealand, one from one. I then sent you to a house. That's right. You first really threw me in the deep end and you picked a mansion. Yeah. Which I walked up to that house and there was no one home, thank God.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I thought, let's get Bree the nicest toilet in Wamanu. Are the rich people of Wamanu as welcoming as the rest of the people? Well, they might have been home and they saw me and didn't come to the door. They didn't come to the door. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so we went to a different house. We found you a house eventually. And there was a lovely old lady who came around from the back of her garden to let you use the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Can I give a shout out? If your grandma or your mum lives in Womaroo and her name's Eileen, lovely human being. Yeah. Oh, one of the nicest people ever. Two from two. She's like, come on in, use the toilet. She's like, come and look at my caterpillars in the garden.
Starting point is 00:32:06 How do you like your tea? One sugar, milk. So there you go. It lives up to the hype. Oamaru, New Zealand's most welcoming town. It is by our research. It is. Checks out.
Starting point is 00:32:17 If you want to watch the video, it's very funny. It's on our Facebook and our Instagram now. We're live from Invercargill in the hot tub time machine. Anyone that knows me, Clint, knows I'm a car girl. Love my cars. Invercargill. I'm live from invicargill and the hot tub time machine anyone that knows me clint knows i'm a car girl love my cars invicargill i'm an invicargill i got him uh anyway i was really interested to read that uh there's one particular car company that's getting rid of something that's been in cars and more so luxury style cars for a long time. Right. What do you think they're getting rid of?
Starting point is 00:32:47 They're fully getting rid of this thing. I hope it's not the radio. I mean, for my own financial future, for the stability of my household. That'd be so weird if it was. Someone's going to do it. They're going to get rid of radio. Because they're taking radio. Yeah, someone will do it.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Can you stop talking about it on our show? And that's why I recommend the iHeartRadio app for all your live radio needs. Anyway, moving on. It's the mini company, Mini Cooper. Yeah. They're actually. Getting rid of back seats. No.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I think they already, in some of their models, don't have back seats. Right. They are officially getting rid of leather interior. Oh, buzzy. Getting rid of it. It's no more. It's not a sustainable material. It's bad for the environment.
Starting point is 00:33:32 They're saying no to leather. Really? They use more sustainable materials. Like what? Flax. Faux leather and other different types of stuff that's made out of, you know, old fishing nets and stuff. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Weird flex to go seats aren't sustainable when your cars run on petrol. Well, I mean, you've got to start somewhere. Yeah, start with the petrol. You know? I think they do. They have electric versions of many. Yeah, actually they do. I think they do.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Anyway, so they're saying, you know, we're getting rid of that. You won't see any of our vehicles with leather interior. And that's why I wanted to play a bit of a game this afternoon to find out who's fancy and who's not. Pretty easy game. Let's start with you, Clint. We know you're an Audi man. You bought a brand new Audi last year.
Starting point is 00:34:18 It's not brand new. It's lush. It's got a turbo. It's guzzling the fuel. But does it have leather seats? Of course it's got leather seats. Oh, he's fancy! He's so fancy.
Starting point is 00:34:32 He's so fancy. They're better for a family. They're easier to wipe clean. Oh, fancy. Leather seats are better for kids. So fancy. Contestant number two up to the plate, we have Ben McDowell. He drives a Subaru from the 90s. Is it? I don't knowell. He drives a Subaru from the 90s. Is it?
Starting point is 00:34:45 I don't know. Yeah, probably 90s. Probably 90s. Yeah, possibly older. It's got all different types of wheels on it and not all matching. Half of them are spears. Half of them are spears. Producer Ben, does your Subaru have leather interior?
Starting point is 00:34:57 Not at all. Oh, he's a man for the people. He's a man for the people. He would have leather seats in a heartbeat if he could afford them. If I could, I would. He's got his finger on the pulse. Who else can we have to play the game? Are you fancy or are you not?
Starting point is 00:35:09 It's, of course, my mother, Mama Di. Welcome. Afternoon, guys. How are you going? We're live from a hot tub, Mum. Both semi-naked. How are you? Oh, mate, I'm going to get in the hot tub and feel like I'm there with you.
Starting point is 00:35:27 They've got their own hot tub, not this one. Get your nips out like mine. Mum, don't do that. No one needs to see that. Mum, are you ready to play fancy or not? My word, I am. All right, my mother, she drives a 2020 Subaru WRX STI. No, she hasn't been to the clinic, but she has been to the car shop recently. She drives a 2020 Subaru WRX STI.
Starting point is 00:35:48 No, she hasn't been to the clinic, but she has been to the car shop recently. It's lush. It's fast. But does it have leather seats? My word, it has leather seats, the WRX. Of course it does. She's worked hard her whole life, and you bloody deserve it, Mum. Wait, what does she deserve it?
Starting point is 00:36:08 And I'm some chump who's got leather seats like an a-hole. You know, some of us... Why? Why, Mum? Because when you get older, you need to be able to slip off the seats. Oh, that sounded way worse than what I think you intended. Right, well, there you go. We've said it. There you go.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Rub your seat now, everybody, there you go. We've said it. Rub your seat now, everybody. If it feels smooth and leathery, then... You fancy. You fancy. Something to aspire to. We're live on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour. We're in Invercargill. We're as far south as we can get right now,
Starting point is 00:36:40 and we have some real star power on the show this afternoon. Please welcome the Right Honourable Tim Shedbolt. tim shedbolt good afternoon hey he's on his head yes good afternoon everyone it's great i'll tell you we are cooking here in imbacago another glorious day it is a glorious day and i like how relatable you are tim because you parked on the road and then walked across the field to come to see us. So I love that. What did you expect? Him to be brought over in a horse-drawn carriage or something like that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Maybe he got chauffeured here, but not Tim. He's a man of the people. That's right. We've wanted to show Bree Invercargill in the hot tub time machine for a long time. Tell us what's special about Invercargill. Why is Invercargill the best city in New Zealand? Well, because we've got 3,000 motorbikes about to land on our patch and the Burt Munro special. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:31 And it's a really long-term event. People come from all over the world now, especially America and Australia. Well, I've got a place then. I might turn up to that. That sounds like a bit of me. What you're looking at is the hot tub time machine, by the way. We've got the Back to the Future DeLorean up there,
Starting point is 00:37:50 and then we're sitting in our hot tub. We said you should bring your togs down. Are you interested in a dip in the hot tub? Yeah, I'll be. I've just had eight hours of meetings after meetings. So you'd need this more than ever. Tim, jump on in. We'll crack a few beers if you allow us.
Starting point is 00:38:09 This is just the start of my day. I've got another one coming up in about a quarter of an hour. Well, then you've got 15 minutes to jump in. Tell us, Brie, I was asking you this before. I thought you had a good
Starting point is 00:38:24 answer. If the DeLorean was actually a functioning time machine and you could jump in and you could head to any decade, where would you go to in the hot tub time machine? Well, back in the 60s, I wrote a book called Bullshit and Jelly Beans. Bestseller. Two of the things I got sent to jail for, actually, saying bullshit in a public place in decent language.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Is that a true story? Distributing jelly beans without a permit. They got me under the Food Act. Oh, my God. Why would you want to go back to the 60s then, Tim? It was so exciting. It was great. What an adventure.
Starting point is 00:39:04 I mean, I wouldn't like to go to jail now but in those days it was a breeze it was you know it was happening we were happening more cushy than what the houses were thank you that's right slums didn't just come anywhere near the lovely sheets of prison. We're in Invercargill. The lovely sheets of prison. We're at the Gardner Street Reserve. We've got the Mayor, Tim Shadbolt, here with us this afternoon. Thank you for hosting us in your beautiful city, and it is a beautiful city.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Can you tell people exactly why they should put Invercargill on their to-do list this year? Well, I would say that, well, we've got Marcus Lush who has arrived. Is he the opposition or is he with? He's with us. Yeah, he's with us. Oh, good. You can talk about him.
Starting point is 00:39:52 It seems like every Aucklander wants to come to Invercargill and run for the council. That's what you did, didn't you? Yeah. Exactly. Is there a spot open? I've got a few ideas, Tim. I'd like to run by you. No comment. Okay, then. That there a spot open? I've got a few ideas, Tim. I'd like to run by you. No comment.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Okay, then. That's a no. There, Tim Shadbolt, thank you so much for your time this afternoon. We appreciate you coming down to see the Hot Tub Time Machine. Have a great weekend. Yes. See you later. See you later.
Starting point is 00:40:17 See you, Tim. Thanks so much. The right horrible Tim Shadbolt, everybody. He's getting in. He's getting into the hot tub. Bree and Clint. We're sitting here in Gala Street Reserve in the hot tub time machine and it's time to do a birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:40:31 It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Alright, guys. Birthday banger for a Friday. What have we got? That's where we'll find out what was number one on your 16th birthday as we do it every single day at this time.
Starting point is 00:40:47 We'll kick it off with Bridget. G'day, mate. Hey, Bridget. Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger, mate. What's your birthday? 11th of September, 93.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Alright, you were 16 in 2009 on the 11th of September. And in 2009, this was number one. Beyonce and Sweet Dreams. That's a good birthday banger. It's not bad. The Queen Bee. Yeah. Bridget, what do you think? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, nice. Okay, thanks, Bridget. Wait there. Let's get another one on.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Cara. Hello, Cara. Hey, Cara. Hey, guys. How are you, mate? Hello. Good, thanks. How are you?
Starting point is 00:41:41 Very good, Cara. Let's do your birthday. What's your birthday banger? What's your birthday, Cara? Hello, Cara. Let's do your birthday. What's your birthday, banger? What's your birthday, Cara? Hello, Cara. I don't know what's happening. What's your birthday? 12th of February, 81.
Starting point is 00:41:58 All right, Cara, you were 16 in 1997 on the 12th of Feb, and in the late 90s, this reached the top of the charts. No Doubt. Don't Speak. We haven't had a lot of No Doubt come up in Birthday Bang before. Quite a bit of Gwen Stefani, but not much No Doubt. Yep. That's a good one from them.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Do you like it, Cara? Yeah, it's not too bad. It's not too bad? Yep, good. Okay, wait there. We'll get one more. Last person, Scott. Hello, Scott. Hey, how's it going? Good. We're on there. We'll get one more. Last person, Scott. Hello, Scott.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Hey, how's it going? Good. We're on the Time Machine tour. We should say, great, Scott. How's the hot tub? Oh, it's a Friday. Give me a break. Yeah, it's getting pretty hot. Scott's trying to change the subject. My jokes are corked. That's what I think he was getting to. What's your birthday, Scotty?
Starting point is 00:42:45 16th of January 1996. Alright, you were 16 in 2012 on the 16th of February, of January sorry. And here's your birthday back. I know it. Hooray!
Starting point is 00:43:00 Oh, flesh gold. LFAO. We're in the hot tub. I think we know what the winner is. Let's do it. Let's do it. It's this. Scott, you've just won birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Leshko. Scott, hey. Enjoy this, everybody. It's Friday afternoon. Oh, this suits it so much. The Friday before a long weekend. And this is your winner of birthday banger for Scott LMFAO and Party Rock. No, the other one.
Starting point is 00:43:29 What's it called? Who knows? Who cares? It's out of control. This is what I see Everybody stops and is staring at me I got passion in my pants And I ain't afraid to show it Show it, show it, show it I'm sexy and I know it I'm sexy and I know it
Starting point is 00:44:45 Yeah, when I'm at the mall And I know it No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service. Watch! Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body. I work out. Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body. I work out. When I walk in the spot, this is what I see.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Everybody stops and is staring at me. I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it Show it, show it, show it I'm sexy and I know it I'm sexy and I know it Check it out Check it out Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle again Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle again Check it out. Check it out.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah, yeah. Do the wiggle, man. I do the wiggle, man. Yeah. I'm sexy and I'm going.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Hey. Yeah. Hey! Yeah! I work out. I work out. I work out. ZD and Brian Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Friday. LMFAO. God, they were big, weren't they? Sexy and I know it. For two absolute specimens currently sitting half nude in a hot tub.
Starting point is 00:46:29 And then what were their names? What was the guy with the afro? Red Fu and Sky Blue. Yeah, so Sky Blue, he hurt his back and that's why they stopped touring. They also had a big falling out. Yeah, well, Sky Blue was Red Fu's uncle, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah. And they had some rights dispute.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Rights. And that really tore the band apart, to be honest. LMFAO was never the same again. They were on such a good run, uncle, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah. And they had some rights dispute. Right. And that really tore the band apart, to be honest. LMFAO was never the same again. They were on such a good run, too, weren't they? They were on such a good run. Some would say it ended at the right time. Yeah, maybe. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:46:55 We've still got the memories forever. We will always have the memories. It's the last day of the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour, and we're on Gala Street in Invercargill at the moment, sitting in the hot tub. That's right. We were meant to do something else here, and I said to you, Clint, I've got an idea,
Starting point is 00:47:09 because I know Fletch, Warner, Megan, the most iconic thing on their show, Nellie, is the long weekend group tour. Totally. Look, it is theirs, but we thought we are on the road. We're doing a road trip at the moment, and we're parked up here on Gala Street in the park. And we're feeling horny.
Starting point is 00:47:26 No, that's not it. Car horns. There's people, yeah, there's people driving past. And I feel like we could do our own version of the group toot right now. Right. How does it work? So essentially all we're looking for, and if people have us on in the radio, all we're looking for is one toot.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Oh, yeah. And we're going to collect toots. We've just clicked on the road, Mike. Yes, thank you very much, sir. The guy in the maroon Commodore will take that. That's one there. This works as like a live radio survey as well to see how many people are in Bacargal. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:47:56 That's the idea. So we're looking for, I reckon, is that a toot? If you're in your... Here we go. They're on board The toots are coming in loud and thick Thank you very much sir There's another one
Starting point is 00:48:09 We'll take it There's four right there Can I hear five? Can we hear five? What about the Porsche? No they're definitely not Oh no they are listening to us Thank you very much
Starting point is 00:48:19 That's number six And it's a long number six. Whoa. That is a solid two. There's number seven. Can we get eight? Where's eight? Come on.
Starting point is 00:48:32 We can do it. Is the Skoda listening? No, they'll have ZB on. The truck. Can we hear anything from the truck? No. No, they'll have Hodaki on. Gala Street.
Starting point is 00:48:41 There's another one. That's number eight. We're looking for two more. There's number nine and number ten. Thank you to the people in the Mitsubishi Lancer. You bloody legends. I mean, could it be any easier? Was that everything you were hoping for?
Starting point is 00:48:57 That was everything. It was like a bloody car auction with horns. Thanks, Invercargill. That was wicked. We love you guys. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, live in Invercargill in the Hot Tub Time Machine. We've got big news for when we get
Starting point is 00:49:10 back to Auckland and we've only just been allowed to talk about this. It's been in the pipeline for a little while. Yeah, this has all been real hush-hush, hasn't it? Yeah, it's a long weekend so we'll be back on here on Tuesday and on Tuesday we have a celebrity guest co-hosting the show. Yes, I mean, global status celebrity.
Starting point is 00:49:27 It's such a big deal for you. Why don't you say who's coming? On Tuesday, co-hosting with us, Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race. That's right. They're filming the down under season of RuPaul's Drag Race here. And we put it out there when we interviewed her over the phone and said, you should come in and host with us. Yeah, because she has a radio background.
Starting point is 00:49:51 She did Breakfast Radio in the States for a number of years and I think there's a chance for her to get back to her roots. I think she's as excited as we are. It was one of those things where she said, yeah, I'd love to and we thought, oh yeah, she's being polite. But no, she chased it up and she will be on the show on Tuesday. I can't believe it. I don't know how you're going to contain yourself.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I don't know how you're going to be able to handle this. Panty liners. Oh, my God. Sure. Okay. Ben, can you organise some panty liners for the show on Tuesday? That'd be great. Thank you so much, Ben.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Anything else you need? Appreciate that. I wouldn't mind some professional make-up. Some professional make-up. That'd be great. Yeah. Thank you so much, Ben. Anything else you need? Appreciate that. I wouldn't mind some professional makeup. Some professional makeup. That'd be good. Look into that. If there's anything
Starting point is 00:50:30 you've always wanted to know from Michelle Buzaj, hit us up on our socials. Get your messages to us. It's going to be so cool to have an icon like that in the studio. Will she bring RuPaul with her?
Starting point is 00:50:39 Will we be able to call him? Will we call RuPaul on the show? If you're a fan, she's going to co-host from 4 o'clock until 5.30, live on ZM on Tuesday. If you've got any questions, start sending them through. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:50:52 We're live in the hot tub on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour. I mean, people probably always wonder, how am I faring in the bedroom? You personally, they're wondering how you're faring in the bedroom. No, I know I'm up the top all the time. No, people probably wonder. Good for you. Yeah, you know, I'm just out there.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Good for you. Confidence is key, Clint. Yeah, proud of you. Confidence is key and oblivion. Anyway, I wanted to get your take on what you thought was like an average kind of time to be indoor gardening for one time. Right. Because there's been a study done, and this is like actual science.
Starting point is 00:51:27 This is not just me talking about this stuff. It's by a doctor named Dr. Ali. She's done a study where she's surveyed a bunch of people. Yeah. And she's got results from 2005, 2008, and then from last year, 2020, about what was the average time people spend in Dool Gardening? I reckon the time's getting shorter. I reckon people are getting busier.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Okay. Me personally, I like to get in, get it done and, you know. I thought that was going somewhere. No, mucking around. So what would you say? How many minutes? Because I also enjoy an early night. So, you know, get it done.
Starting point is 00:52:02 I mean, start earlier, people would argue. Yeah, but I'm also a big fan of the block. So you can't start too done. I mean, start earlier, people would argue. Yeah, but I'm also a big fan of the block, so you can't start too early. I mean, jeez. How many, how many, I didn't want to. I didn't want to put a time on it, but at the same time, I'm also not running a stopwatch. But you'd know, you'd know how long.
Starting point is 00:52:19 I want to say probably like five minutes. Oh, that'd be good. Same time as Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh, right. You know the song. Kick it off. Apparently, in 2005, five minutes 40 was the average time
Starting point is 00:52:32 people said that they spent indoor driving. Yes. I feel like that's a nice, honest response. It's a nice, honest response. And the way you could gauge it is pop Bohemian Rhapsody on. Yeah. And by the time the song finishes,
Starting point is 00:52:44 that should be the end. Right. Okay. That's legit. I reckon I'd pop it on and write it with the guitars kicking halfway through. I reckon your end would be. Anyway, I had a look at the results like in 2008. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:58 And do you think that they went up? No. Nah. Do you think it got shorter? Yeah. Okay. What do you think happened? Well, if it was 540, I reckon we're down at like 4.30.
Starting point is 00:53:07 4.30? Yeah. You'd be wrong. It was around eight minutes. People said eight minutes was the average time in 2008. Yeah. And we now have results in 2020. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:17 What do you think is the average time people at one time have an indoor garden? If the trend continues to go up, then... I mean, 2020, there was a lot of time to kill. Yeah, a lot of spare time. A lot of time to kill. A lot of lockdown babies on the way. We've got one coming. Only so much Netflix you could watch.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Yeah. I'm going to say 15 minutes. Boys, strap yourselves in. Put your seatbelts on. The average time in 2020 is your seatbelts on. The average time in 2020 is now 13 minutes. Wow. We've boosted it up, ladies.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Okay, we've got some... We've taken it up. We've got a live audience here. A couple of ladies. When you said 13 minutes, jaws literally hit the floor. They were shocked by that. Yeah, because, I mean, well, that's not very good for anyone living in Invercargill. The boys down here won't appreciate that. Can I just ask the girls?
Starting point is 00:54:07 Is that right, guys? Is 13 minutes, does that feel too long or is that about right? I think that's about right. I want this trend to keep on going, I'm sorry. I agree. Listen to Clint, the guy in this situation. Is that too long, girls? Should we slow down a bit?
Starting point is 00:54:22 No, you shouldn't. The look on your face, I thought you were like, oh god, this is not a marathon. That's because she's been looking for that for the last 25 years of her life. Still hasn't found it. How old do you think she is? Oh, 22. And she's been looking for longer than that.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Right, okay, 13 minutes. There it is, the average. That's what you're aiming for. And I don't want to just single out the lads But lads Quality over quantity 13 minutes Quality over quantity
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