ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – February 5th 2021
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Face, gut, brie and clench. Hot Tub Time Machine.
Afternoon everybody, we have reached our final destination in the DeLorean.
We're in Invercargill.
Oh yeah, it smells crisp.
It smells like success.
It does, we made it all the way down the South Island.
Well, nearly.
Our plan was to get down here and take the DeLorean to the clock tower,
just like they do on Back to the Future.
Problem with that.
There is an issue with that.
We haven't even told the producers yet.
Bree and I just did a lap of downtown Invercargill,
and you know that clock tower we were planning to use?
The clock tower.
It's being repaired.
Yeah.
It's under construction. It's under construction.
It's covered in scaffolding and it's got a wrap around it.
So, is there another clock in Invercargill?
The War Memorial one on the roundabout downtown with the soldiers standing on top of it.
We can't get our photo there anymore.
Does Invercargill have a second clock?
Yeah, text us.
Text us on 9696.
Where can we get the iconic Back to the Future picture in front of the clock tower? Where can we find Invercargill's biggest clock?
Yeah, well, I'd like to know.
And I know a couple of the producers would like to know.
Today on the show, your chance to play Tradie vs. Lady.
In fact, let's do that right now.
I don't know if my mouse is going to work. I don't know if my mouse is going to work.
I don't know if my mouse is going to work. I'm going to put it over here.
Andy, can you click Tradie versus Lady?
Back to the studio.
Andy. Here it is.
He's got it.
Here it is.
Tradie
versus Lady.
Tradie versus Lady.
You know what?
Screw it.
We don't need it.
Let's play Trady versus lady next on the show if you want to play 0800DIALZM.
Bree and Clint, we're live from Gala Street Reserve in Invercargill.
Come and see us.
We got the music.
That's the main thing.
We're on.
We're all good.
Bree and Clint. Let's play Trady versus lady. Bree're on. We're all going.
Let's play Tradie vs. Lady.
Alright, we're underway now. Tradie vs. Lady.
Let's see who can get three points first.
Pick up the 50 bucks. Who's up first?
Justin's up first. Hi, Justin. G'day, Justin.
How you doing? Hey, welcome back. We got you now, mate. Okay, you're going up against Gian.
Hi, Gian.
Afternoon.
Hi.
Thanks for calling through.
All right, guys, I'm going to read out the questions.
Buzz in with tradie or lady when you think you know the answer.
First to three points wins the 50 bucks.
Question number one.
We're currently in Invercargill, the last stop on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour.
Who is the mayor of Invercargill?
Is it Suzanne Paul?
Oh, tradie.
Straight in there.
Justin's in.
Tim Shadbolt.
You've nailed it.
The iconic Mr. Shadbolt.
We're hoping to have him on the show this afternoon.
He should be joining us at 5pm.
I'm hoping to get him in the hot tub.
I'm hoping to wear the Merrell chains.
We'll see what happens.
One to the tradies.
Question number two.
The Bachelorette NZ premiered
this week. What's the new
Bachelorette's name? Is it A,
Dana White, B, Lexi Brown
or C, Rebecca Black?
B. Oh, sorry.
Yes, Justin.
B.
Lexi Brown. You had that, Gian.
You've got to buzz in.
No, you're right. You've got to buzz in with Lady.
Two to the tradies.
You need this one here, Gian.
Question number three.
Currently, what is the most watched show on Netflix?
Tradie.
Yes, Justin, for the win.
Oh, I don't.
It's not Bridgerton anymore.
No, I pass.
Pass, sorry.
Are you sure you don't want to just have a guess, Justin?
Is it The Dig? No. No, Gian, you want to have. Are you sure you don't want to just have a guess, Justin? Is it the jig?
No.
No.
Gianne, you want to have a guess?
Is it Bridgerton?
It is.
Justin.
You should have trusted your gut.
Okay, 2-1.
All right, question number four.
What is 12 times 12?
Lady.
Yes.
Gianne?
It is 100, sorry.
Tradies.
Yeah, 124.
Oh, no.
Justin for the win.
144.
You've got it.
That's a win for the tradies.
Well done, Justin.
Gianne, the nerves got you, mate. Oh, honestly. I felt like she had it. That's a win for the tradies. Well done, Justin. Jan, the nerves got you, mate.
Oh, honestly.
Felt like she had it.
Call up next week.
Call up next week.
Bree and Clint.
We're on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour.
Last stop, Invercargill.
We're at Gore Street Reserve.
There's currently some ladies checking out the DeLorean.
They're so impressed by it.
Yeah, I think they're, you know.
It's a babe magnet.
It is a babe magnet.
They just asked both of us if we were single.
Yeah.
And I said, I'm not currently, but I do have a time machine.
Yeah, so we could go back in time.
Anything's possible.
Oh, that was cringe.
We saw a flashback into your previous life.
Your previous single life.
Listen to it.
Well, ladies, I can work something out for you.
I don't know if you know this, but I've got a time machine.
My wife's listening.
I love you very much.
Yeah, that was...
Thank you for putting up with me.
Put that in the cringe folder, Producer Ben.
There's not a cringe folder, is there?
Oh, no, I've been making one.
It wasn't hard to fill it.
Let's move along.
We're on a road trip at the moment around the South Island.
And this is good for you, Bree, because you get to experience more of New Zealand,
the place you've called home for three years now.
I love getting out and seeing New Zealand.
I feel like I've seen a lot.
Probably more than some Kiwis in the last three years.
I would agree.
That's because we keep buying shitbox cars and driving them around the country.
There's one Kiwi experience I don't think you've had.
Have you ever been cruising on the Inter-Islander?
No, I've always heard so much about it, always wanted to do it.
Yeah.
We haven't done that yet.
No.
Maybe that's our next piece of crap car.
That can be our maritime-based feature.
Yeah.
It's so iconic it's even got its own song.
I'm cruising on the Inter-Islander.
I'm taking my time.
I'm feeling fine. How good is this?
You know, before I heard this and you told me that there was a song,
this is exactly how I pictured it.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, it's iconic.
It's like our wagon wheel.
They've released info about what the most popular food is on the Inter-Islander.
Oh, this is interesting.
Before I reveal this...
Kebabs.
Did you know that there's a secret VIP lounge on the Inter-Islander?
Yeah, we only found this out the other day from Intern Joel.
Yeah.
Intern Joel went on there one time and he was wearing a ZDM uniform
and someone on there went,
oh, you're an important media person, let's get you up to VIP.
And he said...
They thought he was Clint and then he got real steamed and did some real bad stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Besmirched my good name.
They all thought it was you.
There's a secret like Kuru Lounge on the Inter-Islander with free beers.
That's just some insider info for you.
That's the only way you travel on the Inter-Islander, isn't it?
I don't go...
That's what you've told me.
I only fly the straight, okay?
What do you think the most popular food on the Inter-Islander is?
I'll give you a couple of things.
What do you think about a couple of things that it's not?
Okay.
It's not hot chips, but they did sell...
I love hot chips.
I think 10,000 punnets of chips over the holidays.
It's not ice creams.
They did 10,000 ice creams.
Yep.
It's not hot dogs.
7,000 hot dogs on the Inter-Islander over summer.
It's not packets of sushi.
3,500 packets of sushi on the Inter-Islander.
All right.
The most popular food.
I want to guess.
All right.
Is it cheese rolls?
No, it's not cheese rolls.
Oh, I thought it was.
It's not far enough south.
Oh, okay.
It's only going to Nelson.
Okay.
The most popular food to eat as you cruise on the inter-islander is butter chickens.
That is a solid food choice.
But is it a solid food choice for when you're on the seas?
I didn't think so.
I didn't think so.
But a seasickness and a disaster.
New Zealanders ate one metric tonne of butter chicken over the summer holidays.
You know it was going to be mild.
Oh, yeah. There was no spicy butter chicken over the summer holidays. You know it was going to be mild. Oh, yeah.
There was no spicy butter chicken.
At best, it was a Kiwi hot.
Yeah, the Kiwis, we can't deal with it.
So get out there and munch yourself a delicious butter chicken curry this summer.
And some papadums.
Mix it up.
Bree and Clint.
Okay, there's a new
blue or gold dress thing.
Remember that one? The dress? Of course.
The Yanny vs Laurel. Yep.
All of those. This one is an avocado.
And people can't figure out
if there's a stone in this avocado or not. It's been
halved the correct way
from top to bottom. Okay? And
looking at it, people can't tell if there's a stone in there or
there's no stone. It's dividing the internet, Bree.
Okay. I'm entranced.
It's currently on our Instagram story.
Tell me more. I'd like you
to open it and tell me what you can see. This is
a poll that you guys can go and participate on
on our Instagram story. Alright, let's have a look.
Because this is what we do now.
These are the things that get us going.
Right, okay. I'm having
a look now. What do you see?
Look, I'm going to...
Oh, it's tough.
It's tough, eh?
It is tough.
It's either a really lightly coloured seed.
Yes.
Or there's no seed in there.
Or there's no seed, yeah.
No, I'm...
It's very hard to tell whether you're looking at a concave or a convex image there, isn't it?
No, I know what I think.
What do you think?
I am, because of some of the stuff on the right-hand side of the opening,
where you can kind of see it going up the protruding seed,
I'm going to say that's a seed in there.
Right.
Well, there's no correct answer, because the person who put...
Oh, well...
The person who put it on the internet...
Why did you lead me down the garden path?
Is playing along too and they're saying they're not going to tell you.
That's like putting me on who wants to be a millionaire.
I get to the million dollar question.
And Eddie McGuire's like.
I put my answer in and then Eddie McGuire goes,
oh, we actually didn't figure this one out.
We don't know.
Don't know.
Don't know.
What did you say?
Seed or no seed?
Yeah, seed. Okay. Well, you're in the minority according to our Dunno. What did you say? Seed or no seed? Yeah, seed.
Okay, well, you're in the minority according to our Instagram poll.
What do you think?
Early votes in, 39% of people think there's a seed.
You can vote on this too on our Instagram story.
It's up there.
61 no seed.
61%.
Yeah, I'm hearing myself.
I'm hearing the words coming out of my mouth.
Oh, you can tell it's a Friday, eh?
I'm also realizing that we're only 40 minutes into a four hour show
So stay tuned
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From iHeartRadio
This is the latest
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy
Dean, one of the biggest stories last week was Jojo Siwa coming out to the world
and the world received it in an amazing way.
It was one of my favourite stories of the year so far.
And there's more news on that out today where she's spoken out to Jimmy Fallon
that she's got a girlfriend.
She has and it's so cool.
Not only is she out and proud and everyone is so thrilled about it
and it's been so well received, she's loved up.
She has a girlfriend.
She didn't say who it was.
But you know what?
She hangs with all that TikTok and famous young pop stars
and all that young Hollywood kind of crowd.
So I think it's going to be someone famous.
It might be one of the Dance Moms stars or something. I don't know. I've got a vibe that it's going to be someone like Amos. It might be one of the Dance Moms stars or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've got a vibe that it's going to be someone pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Let's hope it's not one of the Dance Moms.
Well, it might be one of the Dance Moms.
But a bit too old for Jojo Siwa.
Could be a hybrid.
Could be a crossover.
We could get a...
No, no, actually no.
No, no, don't do that.
We've actually got a clip of Jojo Siwa talking about how loved up she is.
I was, again, on the phone with my girl, and I started crying.
And she's like, what's wrong with you?
And I was like, I'm just so happy.
I was like, because now I get to share what makes me the happiest with the world.
And it makes my heart so happy.
I listened to another clip from that interview where she said that she knew
she was risking everything
as in her career by coming out
which is a sad thing for a 17 year old
to understand. But it is a reality
I mean look it's happened to other people. And she
said she didn't care because what
was the point of all that success if she
couldn't be who she truly was. Yeah if she couldn't
love the person that she wanted to
love then she didn't want all that stuff.
Crazy.
It's amazing.
She's an icon already.
That's the latest.
Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
We're live from the Gala Street Reserve in Invercargill
in the Hot Tub Time Machine, and our KFC's just arrived.
Yep, it's delightful.
And shout out to the lovely group of people
who just gave us about 50 toots.
Oh, that's good.
I think it was in a Ford Focus.
Lovely.
We hear you.
We see you.
We recognise you.
This is quite troubling news.
A New Zealand celebrity's been kidnapped, Brie.
Yeah.
Shoved into a car in Wellington.
What did Liam Neeson say about it?
And driven off.
Liam Neeson has not been contacted.
Oh, he's busy, is he?
The New Zealander that's been kidnapped is very famous.
Last year was nominated for New Zealander of the Year.
It's Mittens the Cat.
You're kidding me.
There is footage of Mittens the Cat being picked up.
That's so sad.
And put into a stranger's car by a man in a red hoodie and driven off.
That is horrible.
And I'm being so genuine right now.
Who the hell would do
that? Mittens the cat has over
30,000 Facebook friends and the
community sprung into action. He's an icon.
And somehow it doesn't reveal how
but Mittens the cat was returned
within 20 minutes. I think people
didn't necessarily know they were messing
with a cat of such high stature
and Mittens is back. Are we sure
Mittens, because we know how savvy he is,
didn't just catch an Uber down to the dairy?
Are we sure?
That is possible.
But Mittens' owner has said,
thank you to those who helped look out for Mittens tonight.
Great to see the community spring into action.
He's home and he's safe.
Thank God.
You know, Mittens the cat is the weirdest phenomenon.
Like, it's a famous cat
that is a Wellington icon.
It's kind of like
New Zealand's grumpy cat, right?
But when you join
the Facebook page,
there's all these bizarre rules.
Like, Ben was in the
Mittens the cat Facebook page.
He actually got kicked out,
didn't you, Ben?
Yeah.
No, I'm still in it.
You're still in it?
Okay, you told me
that you were close
to getting kicked out.
There's all these things
you're not allowed to do
on the Mittens the cat
Facebook page, eh?
Yeah, I don't think
you can take a photo of it
or mention Mittens the Cat
on the road.
Like anywhere near a road
you can't talk about it
like that.
It says you can't look
Mittens in the eye too,
doesn't it?
It doesn't, but probably.
Probably.
If you say Mittens name
three times,
Mittens will appear as well.
It's bizarre.
Anyway, if you're worried
about Mittens the Cat.
He's safe.
Yeah, New Zealand's
highest profile kidnapping
of 2021.
He's safe.
That's such good news. He's back. Yeah, New Zealand's highest profile kidnapping of 2021. He's safe. That's such good news.
He's back home.
That's very, very good news.
Way to start off 2021 right.
Well, with a kidnapping and then...
But then he's safe.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's okay.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint,
live from Invercargill on the Hot Tub Time machine.
I just popped one of Jerry's fresh cherries in my mouth.
Jerry's cherries, delicious.
I want to talk about people who are a bit stingy.
You know, you're saving money, you're grinding, you're doing things to save a buck.
You're cancelling your Netflix, you're reusing your teabags.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's not talk crazy talk.
You're on the one-ply toilet paper.
There's a woman named Stephanie Bennett who apparently is being called
apparently the tightest or stingiest woman in the world. Yeah, I think you should go with stingiest.est or stingiest woman in the world.
Yeah, I think you should go with stingiest.
Yeah, stingiest woman in the world when she appeared on a television show
and showed all the ways she likes to save money.
Okay.
We've got a clip of her here talking about some of those different things.
By using just one light bulb that she moves from room to room,
she saves more than $60 a month on her electric bill.
I'm not allowed to take my own showers because Stephanie wants to save water for the water bill.
I go in, turn the water on, reach my body off.
Cut the water off, lather your body down.
Turn it back on, reach the soap off my body.
And get out.
Stephanie has a baby monitor.
I can still hear you.
Damn.
This is my reusable boiling water.
Lunch time. Come on, let's eat.
When are you going to change that water? I'll change
it in due time. Just don't rush
me because the more you ask me that, the longer I have to keep
it. I'll never ask you that again.
That's shocking.
One light bulb. So she has one light
bulb which she carries around to different rooms
of the house. When does she get a torch?
She reckons it saves her $60 a month in electricity.
I'll tell you some of the other things she does to save money.
She likes to collect the lint from her dryer and then she makes it into makeshift cotton pads where she likes to take off her nail varnish with those cotton pads.
Far out.
Wait, it gets worse.
She reuses the pasta water over and over again.
She says she likes to make the most of every food and drink that they use in the house.
So she says that's reusable water we can use again.
That's easy.
When she goes to the supermarket, Stephanie likes to peel the bananas before she puts them on the scales
because she doesn't want to pay for the peel.
She said that's not part of the banana, so she takes that off.
What?
She takes the bananas peeled home?
Yeah, that's right.
Disgusting.
They would last like an hour.
It gets worse.
She also picks all of the grapes off of the vine
because she doesn't want to pay for the vine.
She says that saves her a bit of money.
She also likes to cook in the dishwasher. She says that that saves her a bit of money. She also likes to cook in the dishwasher.
She says that that saves her
a lot of money. Oh, we have tried that actually. We did a
lasagna in the dishwasher once. No, but she
cooks and cleans dishes
at the same time.
There's not separate cycles. She says
if dishes are in there and it's using water
I can cook something in there while it's
doing that. I just want to say, if anyone's listening to this going
she is a genius. I just want to say, there anyone's listening to this going, she is a genius.
I just want to say, there's no way that you are saving $60 a month on lights.
There's no way.
Lights don't cost $60 a month to run.
Just know that, okay?
That's not true.
Well, you know, she lives by it.
She lives by it.
I always look at this, and there's a need to save money,
which I totally appreciate, and I think that's a good thing to do.
But the amount of effort that you would have to use to save money like this,
it's not worth it.
Do you remember reading the story about the guy who was so money savvy?
Well, I wouldn't say savvy, but he was so strict on his money
that he would only charge his phone at work?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I kind of think that's a little bit of a life hack.
But then I don't know how much power your phone actually uses.
You know how much?
I did the math on it when that story came out.
It saves about 12 cents.
Oh.
I think.
So if you're keen on saving the 12 cents...
Then go for it.
Go for it.
We wanted to ask you this afternoon.
I mean, Stephanie, we feel like she's next level with her saving.
But we want to ask you, is there someone in your life that is a bit stingy?
Yeah.
Dads would be like this.
What are they doing which makes them stingy?
Like, is there something in particular where you're like, oh, come on now.
That's a bit stingy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you want to call them out this afternoon?
Oh, 800 dial ZM.
Or maybe you want to dob yourself in and you're proud of it.
Yeah, maybe you're, yeah, yeah. Maybe you've got some life hacks where you think
it saves enough money and who cares
if you're being stingy, you're saving money.
0800DIALZM, you can text
us as well on 9696.
Keen to hear about the stingy people.
Bree and Clint.
This is incredible. This is so good.
We're exposing the stingy Kiwis
here this afternoon
on the show. Some of these ticks coming in
are too good. Oh, they are so good.
We actually, we're on tour
in Invercargill at the moment. You can come
see us. What street are we on? We're on
Gala Street Reserve. Gala Street Reserve. You'll
see us driving past. But
Andy, back in the studio, you said that
your mum was quite stingy back in the day.
Oh yeah, she's next level.
She used to make us bring our glad wrap home from school, from lunch.
She would wash it and stick it on the wall.
That is not true.
True story.
We had a glad wrap wall in the kitchen.
Wow.
I like that just for messing with the kids.
That's amazing.
Now, okay, that's what we're looking for this afternoon. That's the standard.
Who are the stingy people in your life?
Maybe it's you.
Maybe you're proud of it.
Someone's texted and said,
my old man had a old school 20 cent pool table when we were kids.
He would charge us to play a game of pool.
What a tight ass.
Yeah, that's pretty stingy.
Someone else texted her and they said,
my stingy dad who lives in Perth refuses to switch on the air
conditioning in the 40 degree heat and instead hands out damp face cloths to guests.
We've got some calls.
Let's get Alice on.
Hi, Alice.
Hi, Alice.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
Alice, who's the stingy person in your life?
We know somebody who's quite stingy,
like a family friend, and so
I remember she was talking to us about
something about her Sky account or something, and
she wasn't able to use it for the day, and so she called us
and requested her nine-cent charge
for the day back.
No, she did not.
She did, and she told us
while she was serving us tea,
so we'd gone around to her house, and she was serving us tea. So we'd gone round to her house and she was serving us tea.
And while I can only be described as a tea set,
it was not worth her boiling her kettle to make us tea.
We were quite disappointed.
But then when she told us the 19th story, we were like,
okay, it makes sense.
She obviously really watches.
Wow.
That's wild.
But at the same time, she really watches her money,
but she's got Sky,
you know?
Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense.
That's wild.
Nine cents
you're asking your friends for.
Tanya's here.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Go on, call them out, Tanya.
Who is it?
Who's the stingy person
in your life?
So,
it's my uncle, Bruce.
Bruce.
Yeah, what's Bruce doing? Oh, it's my uncle Bruce. And Bruce.
Yeah, what's Bruce doing?
Oh, what is he doing?
He buys the cheap cans of peaches. He knows that there are
18 pieces of peach in each can.
And he eats nine one day
and nine next, never more and never less.
He came
to stay with us
one day. He said, we need to stop at the supermarket
So we stopped and he offered to buy us a drink
Myself and my son
And he brought us one to share
Hey, that's smart
I hate the day when he comes across a 17 peach can
Can you imagine? He'll be ropeable
All hell is going to break loose.
He will be so upset.
Someone's texted and said,
my mum hosted Christmas
and she charged us all $50 a head to attend
and it was still BYO drinks at $50 a head.
Oh, no.
All of the food was reduced to clear
and we're pretty sure that she made a profit
off Christmas dinner.
She probably did.
All right, last person to call through.
Emma, hello.
Hi, guys.
How are you doing?
Good, thanks.
Who's the stingy person, Emma?
The stingy person is my mother.
What's she doing, Em?
She's reusing tea bags.
This is quite common, I feel like.
Like drying them out and dunking them again
Yeah so she has a little dish next to
Like you know the jug and everything like that
And she'll use the tea bag
Make a cup of tea
And then the dish fills back up with tea bags
And then the next time she makes tea
Even to guests
She pulls out one of the old tea bags
Oh no
No
No
No Emma she does not
Oh that's rough That is rough No, no, no, no, Emma. She does not.
Oh, that's rough.
That is rough.
I hope people like that live in a mansion.
I hope all the savings that you're doing are absolutely worth it.
That one's my favorite.
Do you want a cup of tea?
Oh, I used a bag earlier so you can have my old bag.
How does that sound?
I'll give myself a fresh egg.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Jams.
We're live from the Cargill. Please welcome to the show, he's a fresh egg. Brie and Clint. Friday Jams. We're live from Invercargill.
Please welcome to the show,
he's a pro wrestler.
He's wearing flared pants.
I can see his midriff.
He's wearing Viper shades.
His name is Cool Guy Sky.
Here he is.
Clint and Brie,
we're down here.
We're in Invercargill.
We're ready to rumble.
I can see the hot tub,
the DeLorean.
I'm all dressed up.
You guys, where's Doc and Marty?
What's going on here?
What's the get-up about?
Oh, he's got a point.
He's got a point.
It's really hot.
It's really hot.
And we underestimated how hot these costumes were going to be.
You underestimated Invercargill, didn't you?
You didn't think it was going to be hot down here.
Yeah, a little bit.
A little bit.
It's turned it on today.
Invercargill's beautiful.
So you're a real-life bonafide pro wrestler.
Pro wrestlers in New Zealand. Yeah. In Invercargill. In Invercargill, even. What's're a real-life bona fide pro wrestler. Pro wrestlers in New Zealand.
In Invercargill.
In Invercargill, even. What's that about, eh?
Can it get much better than that?
When did you get into this?
How long have you been doing it?
About three years.
I used to drive down from Dunedin, so a bit of a trek, but it's all worth it.
How many wrestlers are there in Invercargill?
It's about probably 10 or 15 of us.
Really?
Yeah.
Who's your arch nemesis?
Yeah, who's Cool Guy Sky's enemy?
Well, tonight, I don't want to do the cheap plug,
but tonight at the Invercargill Worker Men's Club,
doors open 6.30, and you come at 7.30, the bell's going to ring,
and kicking off the show, it's going to be me, Cool Guy Sky,
against my rival, Professor Palmer.
And I hate him.
We hate that guy.
I hate him.
He sounds like a D-bag.
Who likes a professor? No one likes a teacher. Nah. Get out of it. We hate that guy. Oh, I hate him. He sounds like a D-bag. Who likes a professor?
No one likes a teacher.
Nah.
Get out of here.
He always gets involved.
He's always getting in the way.
But tonight, I'm going to put a stop to him.
What's your signature move?
What's your signature wrestling move?
I was going to ask that too.
The 450 splash.
Do it on Clint right now.
I don't see a top rope anywhere.
I'm looking.
I don't see one anywhere.
I climb on up and I do a big like flip and a half onto my tummy yeah and it's it's that sounds full
on it's it is full on can i ask obviously that's your signature move people want to see that from
cool guy sky but should you shouldn't you pick a move where you aren't likely to get more hurt
than the person that you're jumping on well look, look, look, look. You've got a bigger guy.
We don't really think as wrestlers, really.
We just go and we just do.
And, yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah.
I look at the likes of Hulk Hogan and stuff like that, the icons.
Do you still have to do a lot of steroids to be a wrestler these days?
Oh, man, if you look at my arms, look at these pythons.
I think you're built for speed.
Exactly, speed.
Yeah, clearly not really gassing up much.
But there's a few big boys.
There's a variety.
Talk about variety now.
My wife will hate me for this,
but is there a wrestling move that you want to pull on me before you go?
Is there any move?
I know I'm not a licensed professional.
Maybe you're not allowed to do it,
but is there something you'd like to do on me?
I mean, look, I don't think I can say what I'd like to do to you, Clint.
All right, well, maybe we won't do it then um if you want to see some wrestling and invocable tonight like cool guy
sky said it's going down at the workingman's club at 6 30 still some tickets are they buying tickets
on the door for this still tickets down at the door yet 10 bucks for the kids 15 for the adults
and also tomorrow night we've got a huge ladder match main event. Yeah. Huge ladder,
ladder event.
Let's get your
walkout music again.
Yeah, let's get his walkout.
I'll get a bit of a boogie on
even though the listeners
can't see but I can feel it.
I can feel the groove.
He's Cool Guy Sky
and he's wrestling
in a Bacargo tonight.
Here it comes.
Come on, bring it on.
You're softening me up, Clint.
You're softening me up, mate.
I can feel it, man.
I want to see the wrestling move on you, Clint, the DS.
I can see a table there.
We can wrestle each other in the spa later.
Wait, that sounds weird.
That's a bit weird, man.
That girl's going wild already.
We're live in Invercargill, sunny Invercargill, hot Invercargill this afternoon.
Windy Invercargill.
Windy Invercargill, yeah.
A bit windy.
Last stop of the hot tub time machine.
If you want to come and see her before she's dismantled,
we're at the Gala Street Reserve until 7 o'clock.
Wanted to talk about, obviously, you know, last year.
We didn't get to this last year,
but they released the phrase of the decade.
Oh.
Yeah, so what was voted the phrase of the whole decade
from 2010 to 2020.
Was it, um, Leshko! I wish it was Leshko. voted the phrase of the whole decade from 2010 to 2020.
Was it, um,
Leshkol!
I wish it was Leshkol.
That was my phrase of the decade.
But no, it wasn't.
What do you think it was?
I don't remember any phrases from more than, like, two years ago.
I'm sure we were saying things for a while.
Mm-hmm.
What was trendy?
What were the big TV shows?
Oh, please don't let it be Bazinga.
It definitely wasn't Bazinga, thank God.
I'll go through a few of the winners throughout the years.
Yeah.
In the 2010s to 2020s.
The first one, Mansplain, that won it in 2014.
Oh, yeah.
Mansplain.
Also, Fake News won it in 2016.
Oh, yeah, off the back of Trump.
That's exactly right.
Milkshake Duck won it in 2017.
Did it?
Which I'm not too sure what milkshake duck means. Nobody remembers 2017.
Just forget about that, yeah.
2018, everyone remembers this.
Me too was the phrase of 2018.
And rightly so.
Yes. 2019, Cancel Culture won phrase of 2018. And rightly so. Yes. 2019 cancel culture. Won it
in 2019. Yeah, right.
And 2020
doom scrolling.
Doom scrolling. Doom scrolling.
How was it not... And also
Karen. Unprecedented.
Karen. The committee chose
doom scrolling and the people's choice was
Karen. Right, okay.
Don't be a Karen.
So is there one for the whole decade?
There is one for the whole decade.
Yeah.
And the winning phrase for the entire decade is...
Fake news.
Yeah, right, okay.
Fake news took it out, apparently.
None of these are fun.
No, none of them are fun. None of these are fun. None of these are fun. No, none of them are fun.
None of these are fun.
None of them are like, oh, it's like, you know.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, what are some of the other people talking about?
Single use.
Oh, no, that's single use plastic bags.
Yeah, okay.
Bree and Clint.
Sorry, we're on the last day of our South Island road trip.
It's been a great week in the hot tub time machine.
We've got to see some amazing parts of the South Island.
We've travelled through some really, like,
beautiful small towns on this trip, eh?
And just some really lovely people.
Like, it's just so nice to get out to different parts of the country
and meet some of the amazing people, you know, the locals.
Last week, we were talking about Oamaru,
who was voted New Zealand's most welcoming town.
And we're like, what does that...
It's great, but what does that actually mean?
How did they figure this out?
You know, has there been evidence for it?
Yeah, this was our idea last week.
How do we test their welcoming-ness?
You know what I reckon we do?
We knock on a stranger's door
and we ask if we can do number twos in the toilet.
Exactly.
That's how you know someone is welcoming.
Well, we did it.
And you think that we're joking, but no, we picked a random house for each other.
Yeah.
And you went first.
We drove into the burbs of Oamaru just to see how it went.
You sent me to a beautiful little cottage.
I said that place looks welcoming.
It looks nice.
It looks tidy.
I think you should go in there and ask
to drop a deuce.
I did not do a number two.
I knocked on the door. A lovely lady
came to the door. She was really
freaked out by the six foot two man
asking to use her bathroom. Because it's just not
done these days. I imagine back before
there were things like gas stations and stuff.
I think it's your moustache.
Doesn't look super welcoming.
Well, she let me in,
and I went straight to the bathroom,
instantly got stage fright,
couldn't do anything.
But?
But she did let me in.
She let you in?
And I gave a courtesy flush and left.
So that was one from one
for Omuru's most welcoming town of New Zealand,
one from one.
I then sent you to a house.
That's right.
You first really threw me in the deep end and you picked a mansion.
Yeah.
Which I walked up to that house and there was no one home, thank God.
I thought, let's get Bree the nicest toilet in Wamanu.
Are the rich people of Wamanu as welcoming as the rest of the people?
Well, they might have been home and they saw me and didn't come to the door.
They didn't come to the door.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, so we went to a different house.
We found you a house eventually.
And there was a lovely old lady who came around from the back of her garden to let you use the bathroom.
Can I give a shout out?
If your grandma or your mum lives in Womaroo and her name's Eileen,
lovely human being.
Yeah.
Oh, one of the nicest people ever.
Two from two.
She's like, come on in, use the toilet.
She's like, come and look at my caterpillars in the garden.
How do you like your tea?
One sugar, milk.
So there you go.
It lives up to the hype.
Oamaru, New Zealand's most welcoming town.
It is by our research.
It is.
Checks out.
If you want to watch the video, it's very funny.
It's on our Facebook and our Instagram now.
We're live from Invercargill in the hot tub time machine.
Anyone that knows me, Clint, knows I'm a car girl. Love my cars. Invercargill. I'm live from invicargill and the hot tub time machine anyone that knows me
clint knows i'm a car girl love my cars invicargill i'm an invicargill i got him uh anyway i was
really interested to read that uh there's one particular car company that's getting rid of
something that's been in cars and more so luxury style cars for a long time. Right.
What do you think they're getting rid of?
They're fully getting rid of this thing.
I hope it's not the radio.
I mean, for my own financial future, for the stability of my household.
That'd be so weird if it was.
Someone's going to do it.
They're going to get rid of radio.
Because they're taking radio.
Yeah, someone will do it.
Can you stop talking about it on our show?
And that's why I recommend the iHeartRadio app for all your live radio needs.
Anyway, moving on.
It's the mini company, Mini Cooper.
Yeah.
They're actually.
Getting rid of back seats.
No.
I think they already, in some of their models, don't have back seats.
Right.
They are officially getting rid of leather interior.
Oh, buzzy.
Getting rid of it.
It's no more.
It's not a sustainable material.
It's bad for the environment.
They're saying no to leather.
Really?
They use more sustainable materials.
Like what?
Flax.
Faux leather and other different types of stuff that's made out of, you know,
old fishing nets and stuff.
I don't know.
Weird flex to go seats aren't sustainable when your cars run on petrol.
Well, I mean, you've got to start somewhere.
Yeah, start with the petrol.
You know?
I think they do.
They have electric versions of many.
Yeah, actually they do.
I think they do.
Anyway, so they're saying, you know, we're getting rid of that.
You won't see any of our vehicles with leather interior.
And that's why I wanted to play a bit of a game this afternoon
to find out who's fancy and who's not.
Pretty easy game.
Let's start with you, Clint.
We know you're an Audi man.
You bought a brand new Audi last year.
It's not brand new.
It's lush.
It's got a turbo.
It's guzzling the fuel.
But does it have leather seats?
Of course it's got leather seats.
Oh, he's fancy!
He's so fancy.
He's so fancy.
They're better for a family. They're easier to wipe clean.
Oh, fancy. Leather seats are better for kids.
So fancy. Contestant number two
up to the plate, we have Ben McDowell.
He drives a Subaru
from the 90s. Is it? I don't knowell. He drives a Subaru from the 90s.
Is it?
I don't know.
Yeah, probably 90s.
Probably 90s.
Yeah, possibly older.
It's got all different types of wheels on it and not all matching.
Half of them are spears.
Half of them are spears.
Producer Ben, does your Subaru have leather interior?
Not at all.
Oh, he's a man for the people.
He's a man for the people.
He would have leather seats in a heartbeat if he could afford them.
If I could, I would.
He's got his finger on the pulse.
Who else can we have to play the game?
Are you fancy or are you not?
It's, of course, my mother, Mama Di.
Welcome.
Afternoon, guys.
How are you going?
We're live from a hot tub, Mum.
Both semi-naked.
How are you?
Oh, mate, I'm going to get in the hot tub and feel like I'm there with you.
They've got their own hot tub, not this one.
Get your nips out like mine.
Mum, don't do that.
No one needs to see that.
Mum, are you ready to play fancy or not?
My word, I am.
All right, my mother, she drives a 2020 Subaru WRX STI.
No, she hasn't been to the clinic, but she has been to the car shop recently. She drives a 2020 Subaru WRX STI.
No, she hasn't been to the clinic, but she has been to the car shop recently.
It's lush.
It's fast.
But does it have leather seats?
My word, it has leather seats, the WRX.
Of course it does.
She's worked hard her whole life, and you bloody deserve it, Mum.
Wait, what does she deserve it?
And I'm some chump who's got leather seats like an a-hole.
You know, some of us... Why?
Why, Mum?
Because when you get older, you need to be able to slip off the seats.
Oh, that sounded way worse than what I think you intended.
Right, well, there you go.
We've said it.
There you go.
Rub your seat now, everybody, there you go. We've said it.
Rub your seat now, everybody.
If it feels smooth and leathery, then... You fancy.
You fancy.
Something to aspire to.
We're live on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour.
We're in Invercargill.
We're as far south as we can get right now,
and we have some real star power on the show this afternoon.
Please welcome the Right Honourable Tim Shedbolt. tim shedbolt good afternoon hey he's on his head yes good afternoon everyone it's great
i'll tell you we are cooking here in imbacago another glorious day it is a glorious day and
i like how relatable you are tim because you parked on the road and then walked across the
field to come to see us. So I love that.
What did you expect?
Him to be brought over in a horse-drawn carriage or something like that?
I don't know.
Maybe he got chauffeured here, but not Tim.
He's a man of the people.
That's right.
We've wanted to show Bree Invercargill in the hot tub time machine for a long time.
Tell us what's special about Invercargill.
Why is Invercargill the best city in New Zealand?
Well, because we've got 3,000 motorbikes about to land on our patch and the Burt Munro special.
Yes.
And it's a really long-term event.
People come from all over the world now,
especially America and Australia.
Well, I've got a place then.
I might turn up to that.
That sounds like a bit of me.
What you're looking at is the hot tub time machine, by the way.
We've got the Back to the Future DeLorean up there,
and then we're sitting in our hot tub.
We said you should bring your togs down.
Are you interested in a dip in the hot tub?
Yeah, I'll be.
I've just had eight hours of meetings after meetings.
So you'd need this more than ever.
Tim, jump on in. We'll
crack a few beers if you allow us.
This is just
the start of my day.
I've got another one coming
up in about a quarter of an hour.
Well,
then you've got 15 minutes to jump
in. Tell us,
Brie, I was asking you this before. I thought you had a good
answer. If the DeLorean was actually a functioning time machine
and you could jump in and you could head to any decade,
where would you go to in the hot tub time machine?
Well, back in the 60s,
I wrote a book called Bullshit and Jelly Beans.
Bestseller.
Two of the things I got sent to jail for, actually,
saying bullshit in a public place in decent language.
Is that a true story?
Distributing jelly beans without a permit.
They got me under the Food Act.
Oh, my God.
Why would you want to go back to the 60s then, Tim?
It was so exciting.
It was great.
What an adventure.
I mean, I wouldn't like to go to jail now but in those days
it was a breeze it was you know it was happening we were happening more cushy than what the houses
were thank you that's right slums didn't just come anywhere near the lovely sheets of prison.
We're in Invercargill. The lovely sheets of prison.
We're at the Gardner Street Reserve.
We've got the Mayor, Tim Shadbolt, here with us this afternoon.
Thank you for hosting us in your beautiful city,
and it is a beautiful city.
Can you tell people exactly why they should put Invercargill
on their to-do list this year?
Well, I would say that, well, we've got Marcus Lush who has arrived.
Is he the opposition or is he with?
He's with us.
Yeah, he's with us.
Oh, good.
You can talk about him.
It seems like every Aucklander wants to come to Invercargill and run for the council.
That's what you did, didn't you?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Is there a spot open?
I've got a few ideas, Tim.
I'd like to run by you.
No comment. Okay, then. That there a spot open? I've got a few ideas, Tim. I'd like to run by you. No comment.
Okay, then.
That's a no.
There, Tim Shadbolt, thank you so much for your time this afternoon.
We appreciate you coming down to see the Hot Tub Time Machine.
Have a great weekend.
Yes.
See you later.
See you later.
See you, Tim.
Thanks so much.
The right horrible Tim Shadbolt, everybody.
He's getting in.
He's getting into the hot tub.
Bree and Clint. We're sitting here
in Gala Street Reserve in the hot tub time machine
and it's time to do a birthday banger.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday
banger.
Alright, guys. Birthday
banger for a Friday. What have we got?
That's where we'll find out what was number
one on your 16th birthday as we do it
every single day at this time.
We'll kick it off with Bridget. G'day, mate.
Hey, Bridget. Hi, how's it going?
Good, mate.
How are you? Good,
thank you.
That's good. Let's do your birthday banger, mate.
What's your birthday?
11th of September, 93.
Alright, you were 16 in 2009 on the 11th of September.
And in 2009, this was number one. Beyonce and Sweet Dreams. That's a good birthday banger.
It's not bad. The Queen Bee. Yeah. Bridget, what do you think?
Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah, nice.
Okay, thanks, Bridget.
Wait there.
Let's get another one on.
Cara.
Hello, Cara.
Hey, Cara.
Hey, guys.
How are you, mate?
Hello.
Good, thanks.
How are you?
Very good, Cara.
Let's do your birthday.
What's your birthday banger?
What's your birthday, Cara? Hello, Cara. Let's do your birthday. What's your birthday, banger? What's your birthday, Cara?
Hello, Cara.
I don't know what's happening.
What's your birthday?
12th of February, 81.
All right, Cara, you were 16 in 1997 on the 12th of Feb,
and in the late 90s, this reached the top of the charts.
No Doubt.
Don't Speak.
We haven't had a lot of No Doubt come up in Birthday Bang before.
Quite a bit of Gwen Stefani, but not much No Doubt.
Yep.
That's a good one from them.
Do you like it, Cara?
Yeah, it's not too bad.
It's not too bad?
Yep, good.
Okay, wait there.
We'll get one more.
Last person, Scott.
Hello, Scott. Hey, how's it going? Good. We're on there. We'll get one more. Last person, Scott. Hello, Scott.
Hey, how's it going?
Good. We're on the Time Machine tour.
We should say, great, Scott.
How's the hot tub? Oh, it's a Friday.
Give me a break. Yeah, it's getting pretty hot.
Scott's trying to change the subject.
My jokes are corked. That's what I think he was getting to.
What's your birthday, Scotty?
16th of January
1996.
Alright, you were 16
in 2012 on the
16th of February, of January
sorry. And here's your birthday back.
I know it.
Hooray!
Oh, flesh gold.
LFAO.
We're in the hot tub.
I think we know what the winner is.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
It's this.
Scott, you've just won birthday banger.
Leshko.
Scott, hey.
Enjoy this, everybody.
It's Friday afternoon.
Oh, this suits it so much.
The Friday before a long weekend.
And this is your winner of birthday banger for Scott LMFAO and Party Rock.
No, the other one.
What's it called?
Who knows?
Who cares? It's out of control. This is what I see Everybody stops and is staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it
Show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it
Yeah, when I'm at the mall And I know it No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service. Watch! Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body.
Girl, look at that body.
I work out.
Girl, look at that body.
Girl, look at that body.
Girl, look at that body.
I work out.
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see.
Everybody stops and is staring at me.
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
Show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it
Check it out
Check it out
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle again Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle again Check it out. Check it out.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah, yeah.
Do the wiggle, man.
I do the wiggle, man.
Yeah.
I'm sexy and I'm going.
Hey.
Yeah. Hey! Yeah! I work out. I work out. I work out.
ZD and Brian Clint.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Friday.
LMFAO.
God, they were big, weren't they?
Sexy and I know it.
For two absolute specimens currently sitting half nude in a hot tub.
And then what were their names?
What was the guy with the afro?
Red Fu and Sky Blue.
Yeah, so Sky Blue, he hurt his back and that's why they stopped touring.
They also had a big falling out.
Yeah, well, Sky Blue was Red Fu's uncle, wasn't he? Yeah.
Yeah.
And they had some rights dispute.
Rights.
And that really tore the band apart, to be honest. LMFAO was never the same again. They were on such a good run, uncle, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah. And they had some rights dispute. Right. And that really tore the band apart, to be honest.
LMFAO was never the same again.
They were on such a good run, too, weren't they?
They were on such a good run.
Some would say it ended at the right time.
Yeah, maybe.
And you know what?
We've still got the memories forever.
We will always have the memories.
It's the last day of the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour,
and we're on Gala Street in Invercargill at the moment,
sitting in the hot tub.
That's right.
We were meant to do something else here,
and I said to you, Clint, I've got an idea,
because I know Fletch, Warner, Megan,
the most iconic thing on their show, Nellie,
is the long weekend group tour.
Totally.
Look, it is theirs, but we thought we are on the road.
We're doing a road trip at the moment,
and we're parked up here on Gala Street in the park.
And we're feeling horny.
No, that's not it.
Car horns.
There's people, yeah, there's people driving past.
And I feel like we could do our own version of the group toot right now.
Right.
How does it work?
So essentially all we're looking for, and if people have us on in the radio,
all we're looking for is one toot.
Oh, yeah.
And we're going to collect toots.
We've just clicked on the road, Mike.
Yes, thank you very much, sir.
The guy in the maroon Commodore will take that.
That's one there.
This works as like a live radio survey as well to see how many people are in Bacargal.
Exactly.
That's the idea.
So we're looking for, I reckon, is that a toot?
If you're in your...
Here we go.
They're on board
The toots are coming in loud and thick
Thank you very much sir
There's another one
We'll take it
There's four right there
Can I hear five?
Can we hear five?
What about the Porsche?
No they're definitely not
Oh no they are listening to us
Thank you very much
That's number six
And it's a long number six.
Whoa.
That is a solid two.
There's number seven.
Can we get eight?
Where's eight?
Come on.
We can do it.
Is the Skoda listening?
No, they'll have ZB on.
The truck.
Can we hear anything from the truck?
No.
No, they'll have Hodaki on.
Gala Street.
There's another one.
That's number eight.
We're looking for two more.
There's number nine and number ten.
Thank you to the people in the Mitsubishi Lancer.
You bloody legends.
I mean, could it be any easier?
Was that everything you were hoping for?
That was everything.
It was like a bloody car auction with horns.
Thanks, Invercargill.
That was wicked.
We love you guys.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint, live in Invercargill in the Hot Tub Time Machine.
We've got big news for when we get
back to Auckland and we've only just
been allowed to talk about this. It's been in the pipeline
for a little while. Yeah, this has all been real
hush-hush, hasn't it? Yeah, it's a long weekend
so we'll be back on here on Tuesday and
on Tuesday we have a celebrity guest
co-hosting the show. Yes,
I mean, global status celebrity.
It's such a big deal for you.
Why don't you say who's coming?
On Tuesday, co-hosting with us, Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race.
That's right.
They're filming the down under season of RuPaul's Drag Race here.
And we put it out there when we interviewed her over the phone
and said, you should come in and host with us.
Yeah, because she has a radio background.
She did Breakfast Radio in the States for a number of years
and I think there's a chance for her to get back to her roots.
I think she's as excited as we are.
It was one of those things where she said, yeah, I'd love to
and we thought, oh yeah, she's being polite.
But no, she chased it up and she will be on the show on Tuesday.
I can't believe it.
I don't know how you're going to contain yourself.
I don't know how you're going to be able to handle this.
Panty liners.
Oh, my God.
Sure.
Okay.
Ben, can you organise some panty liners for the show on Tuesday?
That'd be great.
Thank you so much, Ben.
Anything else you need?
Appreciate that. I wouldn't mind some professional make-up. Some professional make-up. That'd be great. Yeah. Thank you so much, Ben. Anything else you need? Appreciate that.
I wouldn't mind
some professional makeup.
Some professional makeup.
That'd be good.
Look into that.
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Bree and Clint.
We're live in the hot tub on the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour.
I mean, people probably always wonder,
how am I faring in the bedroom?
You personally, they're wondering how you're faring in the bedroom.
No, I know I'm up the top all the time.
No, people probably wonder.
Good for you.
Yeah, you know, I'm just out there.
Good for you.
Confidence is key, Clint.
Yeah, proud of you.
Confidence is key and oblivion.
Anyway, I wanted to get your take on what you thought was like an average kind of time
to be indoor gardening for one time.
Right.
Because there's been a study done, and this is like actual science.
This is not just me talking about this stuff.
It's by a doctor named Dr. Ali.
She's done a study where she's surveyed a bunch of people.
Yeah.
And she's got results from 2005, 2008, and then from last year, 2020,
about what was the average time people spend in Dool Gardening?
I reckon the time's getting shorter.
I reckon people are getting busier.
Okay.
Me personally, I like to get in, get it done and, you know.
I thought that was going somewhere.
No, mucking around.
So what would you say?
How many minutes?
Because I also enjoy an early night.
So, you know, get it done.
I mean, start earlier, people would argue.
Yeah, but I'm also a big fan of the block. So you can't start too done. I mean, start earlier, people would argue. Yeah, but I'm also a big fan of the block,
so you can't start too early.
I mean, jeez.
How many, how many, I didn't want to.
I didn't want to put a time on it,
but at the same time, I'm also not running a stopwatch.
But you'd know, you'd know how long.
I want to say probably like five minutes.
Oh, that'd be good.
Same time as Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, right.
You know the song.
Kick it off.
Apparently, in 2005,
five minutes 40 was the average time
people said that they spent indoor driving.
Yes.
I feel like that's a nice, honest response.
It's a nice, honest response.
And the way you could gauge it
is pop Bohemian Rhapsody on.
Yeah.
And by the time the song finishes,
that should be the end.
Right.
Okay.
That's legit.
I reckon I'd pop it on and write it with the guitars kicking halfway through.
I reckon your end would be.
Anyway, I had a look at the results like in 2008.
Yeah.
And do you think that they went up?
No.
Nah.
Do you think it got shorter?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you think happened?
Well, if it was 540, I reckon we're down at like 4.30.
4.30?
Yeah.
You'd be wrong.
It was around eight minutes.
People said eight minutes was the average time in 2008.
Yeah.
And we now have results in 2020.
Yeah.
What do you think is the average time people at one time have an indoor garden?
If the trend continues to go up, then...
I mean, 2020, there was a lot of time to kill.
Yeah, a lot of spare time.
A lot of time to kill.
A lot of lockdown babies on the way.
We've got one coming.
Only so much Netflix you could watch.
Yeah.
I'm going to say 15 minutes.
Boys, strap yourselves in.
Put your seatbelts on.
The average time in 2020 is your seatbelts on.
The average time in 2020 is now 13 minutes.
Wow.
We've boosted it up, ladies.
Okay, we've got some... We've taken it up.
We've got a live audience here.
A couple of ladies.
When you said 13 minutes, jaws literally hit the floor.
They were shocked by that.
Yeah, because, I mean, well, that's not very good for anyone living in Invercargill.
The boys down here won't appreciate that.
Can I just ask the girls?
Is that right, guys?
Is 13 minutes, does that feel too long or is that about right?
I think that's about right.
I want this trend to keep on going, I'm sorry.
I agree.
Listen to Clint, the guy in this situation.
Is that too long, girls?
Should we slow down a bit?
No, you shouldn't.
The look on your face, I thought you were like, oh god, this is not
a marathon. That's because she's been looking for that
for the last 25 years of her
life. Still hasn't found
it. How old do you think she is?
Oh, 22.
And she's been looking for longer than that.
Right, okay, 13 minutes.
There it is, the average.
That's what you're aiming for.
And I don't want to just single out the lads
But lads
Quality over quantity
13 minutes
Quality over quantity
Whatever you want to tell yourself
More of a Usain Bolt
Than a
Oh god
Than a Cathy Freeman
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