ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 7th 2020
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Hi there and welcome to the Friday edition of the Bree and Clint podcast, which means it's time for Birthday Banger. Hit it Ben!
It's my birthday, it's my birthday, Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger, the podcast.
Every Friday we go international with our Birthday Bangers and you guys can let us know that you want to play by commenting on the post, which is in our podcast fan group on Facebook,
which is called...
Bazinga.
No, it's not called Bazinga.
No, you're lucky I'm saying Bazinga.
Say the name of it.
We're trying to grow the group.
I don't know the name.
It's so damn long.
You know it because it's about you.
You know the people, what's the naming?
They're turning on us.
There's people in that group that are saying it's time that that page got changed.
You're welcome to change the name of the group.
We've said that.
I've tried.
Well, you haven't succeeded.
I'm not even an admin of the page.
The page is called the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory Fan Page Bazinga.
All right.
Yeah, you can put your birthdays in there.
Join the page and we can do yours.
All right.
We're kicking it off with Aiden Morris, who's from Penrith.
Good old Penrith in Aussie.
Penrith's in Sydney, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's near Sydney.
West in Sydney?
Not a clue.
Okay.
Not a clue.
I have been, but Sydney's so big I don't know where I am most of the time.
I remember Kim Kardashian went to Westfield Penrith to do the launch of one of her handbags.
It was about five years ago
and she put a handbag collection out
with a store that's in Westfield Malls.
And she went to Penrith.
She went to Westfield Penrith.
Well, there you go.
I remember because we were in Sydney
and we went to the Kanye show the night
that was at the arena in Sydney
and she was there.
She was at the...
Really?
Yeah, it was during the users tour.
And that's my story.
Penrith. If you my story. Penrith.
If you don't know Penrith, they've got a team in the NRL, the Penrith Panthers.
That's about all I know.
Anyway, Aidan, you were born on the 2nd of March 1983,
which means you were 16 in 1999.
And this is your birthday banger.
When I'm with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign. and this is your birthday banger.
It's a classic.
I don't know how it would go down in Penrith,
but it's a classic from where we are.
Great song, and she bursts onto the scene with that song.
Next is Charlie Louise Slater from the Isle of Wight in England. Salter, I'm going to say her last name is.
What did I say?
Slater.
You say Slater, I say Salter.
No, you said Slater, I said Salter.
Do you guys hear her say it?
Anyway, it's Charlie Louise Salter from the Isle of Wight in England
who was born on the 8th of October 1990.
Thanks for bloody listening, Charlie.
Oh, Charlie!
No, don't
merge them together.
Charlie was born on the 8th of October
1990, which means
she was 16 in 2006
and on that day this topped the chart.
This is the sisters. The Scissor Sisters Who I was always disappointed
Didn't have more songs
They got this
And Take Your Mama
I thought
They had something else too
Didn't they?
Did they?
I just thought they would kick on
I know they're a novelty
But I thought maybe they
What are your thoughts
And I've always wanted to ask
Your opinion
Of the name of the band?
The Scissor Sisters.
I am scared to have an opinion.
Why?
It's all right.
It definitely conjures up imagery.
Bit of a controversial name for some.
I mean, some people don't know what that is.
Do you think it was meant to evoke that conversation?
Oh, right, I see.
Well, the band are members of the Rainbow community themselves, aren't they?
I think so.
I assume so.
But if they, you know, sisters, sisters, bit of a myth in my opinion.
Anyway, let's move on.
In your experience.
In my experience.
Raham Mephem. Is that right In my experience. Raham Mephem.
Is that right?
Raham Mephem.
That's a cool name.
Raham Mephem.
Raham, yeah, yeah.
Sorry that we're struggling with your last name, Raham.
Apologies.
You're from Graham what?
Wait, what?
What?
You're from Graham Mephem.
Is that a typo?
Or is he from Graham UK?
Well, I don't know where he's from, but Graham Mepim,
who was born on the 21st of March, 1982.
So he was 16 in 1998 on the 24th of March,
and back in the late 90s, this went to number one.
Run DMC featuring Jason Nivens.
We used to do this song in my kids' exercise class.
Oh, yeah.
Robesize.
Coolest music video to this.
It was awesome. Yeah, it. Robesize. Coolest music video to this. It was awesome.
Yeah, it's the break dancing music video.
And that's the way it is.
Did you ever see the reality show about Run DMC?
Rev Run?
Yeah.
Run's house.
Run's house.
I quite liked it. I thought it was cool.
I thought it was quite good.
Yeah.
Okay, those are our contenders.
What's the winner of Birthday Banger?
Britney, Scissor Sisters, Run DMC.
I'm going to have to say Run DMC for me today.
Really?
Yeah, just because it doesn't come up very often.
I would have thought that Britney Spears song.
I do love that song, but just for the factor of what we haven't heard for a long time.
Look, I'm not here to argue with you.
And it goes a little tough like this.
Did we get clarification on whether Raham Mpem is from Graham Mpem?
Or is his name Graham Mpem?
Okay, hold up, guys.
Hold up.
I just need to read into my notes.
Because Cranley in UK is the location.
Cranley.
Cranley.
So what's his name?
His name is Graham.
Graham Mpem.
I don't even know where I got Raheem from.
So Raheem is just Graham with the G missing.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, it is.
That's what I've done.
Yeah.
Sorry, guys.
You've copied and pasted.
Yeah, that's what I've done.
So the guy's name, who won birthday banner, is Graham Mephem.
Yep.
M-E-P-H-E-M.
From Cranley, UK.
Could be Mephem.
From Cranley?
Yes.
Cranley, UK.
Cranley in the UK.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, Graham.
We're sitting here going, Raham.
I mean, have you ever thought about changing your name to Raham?
Here we go.
And it goes a little tough like this.
If you can breakdance, we'd like you to do it now. All right, enjoy the podcast, everybody.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in five, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Yeah, we are.
Hi, everybody.
Hello to the backbone of New Zealand.
Yeah, Friday.
Who have shown up for that one day between Waitangi and Saturday.
The most pointless day in the world.
Want to have the day off on Friday.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, but we're here, we're doing it together, and it's going to be great.
You know what?
I've got a feeling in my waters, Bree, that today's going to be the best show ever.
You know, it's just us and the hard workers.
It's all binding together.
Yeah, plus I really want to get through this because I'm on a plane to San Francisco.
Yeah, true.
I kind of have plans after the show, so can we get out of here early?
Of course, you have heard throughout the day that soundkeeper Gary has taken himself a long, long weekend.
So the secret sound will return on Monday at 7am.
So that means he really is the only person
in this building that knows what the sound is.
No, he's not in the building at all.
What do you mean?
No, but that's what I mean, because he's away.
He's the only person.
Oh, you're saying we can't do it without him.
So because he's away, we...
Technically, I think we could can't do it without him. So because he's away, we, like, you know what I mean? Technically
I think we could have done it with Ross Boss
Yeah, but we know what happened last time
Ross Boss did it. Yeah, I think he may know
the secret sound, um, but
he has also taken a long, long weekend, so
Right, a long, long weekend
with long, long whites. It's all good
We have got the One Second Song Challenge
happening today after four o'clock, your chance
to win free mobile fuel.
And also Friday Oki is back because it is, of course, still a Friday.
And, yeah, she's back after 5.
Like I said, I'm getting on a plane straight after the show.
I'm very lucky to be going on a secret mission with Samsung to San Francisco tonight.
Is this your first time to San Fran?
No, I've been to San Francisco before.
Oh, you have?
Awesome place.
I've heard it's awesome.
Anyone who is catching a flight soon,
I've come across a list of things that you should never do on an aeroplane,
as put together by an aeroplane expert?
An expert flyer.
A flight guy.
No, I've got the term.
Yeah.
A frequent flyer.
Ah, that's exactly what he is.
All the things you should never do on an airplane.
Some of them are gross.
Some of them are just good manners.
We'll give them to you next.
Hey, I'm catching a flight tonight.
I'm flying to San Francisco for a bit of a secret mission.
Oh, you're so fancy.
I know, right?
San Francisco.
I'm excited.
Have you been to San Francisco before? I've never been, but it's been on my bucket list for a while.
You would freaking love San Francisco.
I would be obsessed with it, I reckon.
Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Prison.
It's little gay America.
It's little gay America. Yeah, it's very, very cool. And I'm going.
There's an article that caught my attention, which is detailing the things that you definitely shouldn't do on a long-haul flight.
So this is particularly relevant to me, and I thought we could go through them, just some
of the more interesting ones, and see if we agree with them.
So this has been put together by a guy who's like a travel expert.
He flies 320,000 kilometers a year.
It's like his job to go on flights.
I'd hate that job.
And he said that whenever you're on a flight You should never do any of the following things
He says whatever you do
Don't drink the tap water on the plane
I already knew that
I didn't
Yeah you didn't
Well my friend who's a flight attendant
He told me that he said
It's more about the cups on some flights that they give you
Or not even the cups but the actual water jug
The guy reckons that it's
an issue with the tanks on
the planes that hold the water.
And because the planes are in transit so
much, they can't clean them out as often as they need
to, which is a shame because everybody
is trying to use less plastic bottles.
But if you're in the middle of the year
and you're 12 hours into a 15
hour flight and you've run out of water in your camelback,
what are you going to do? You don't want to be drinking mucky water, do you?
So don't drink the water.
That's a tip from him.
He also said don't read the in-flight magazine.
Because of the germs on it?
Yeah.
I can imagine.
I don't know if this guy's just a germaphobe or what.
Nah, that makes sense.
Can you imagine how many people touch it?
It'd be like touching a magazine in a doctor's surgery.
You don't touch those things.
Oh, no, I don't touch those ever.
It's the same.
But people aren't sick, necessarily, on an airplane.
Yeah, but how do you know?
Well, he says that that part behind the seat,
that little pocket where that goes.
He says it very rarely gets cleaned as well.
Because they have to go through the whole plane so quickly.
Very quick, yeah.
They're not cleaning every last surface,
and they're definitely not disinfecting every page of the in-flight magazine,
which is a shame because, God, I love a good read of the Kyoto magazine
on the Air New Zealand flights.
It is good when you forgot your headphones.
Oh, yeah, or you're on a cheap flight that's got no TV.
Yeah, exactly.
This one, particularly relevant for a certain member of our team,
he says, whatever you do, don't go barefoot on the plane.
Well, that's just common knowledge, isn't it?
Tell that to producer Ben.
He's a barefoot flyer.
Do you go barefoot on a plane, Ben?
Yep, 100%.
No, wait, are we talking barefoot, no socks?
Yeah, I'd probably take my socks off.
What if you're sitting next to strangers?
I'd probably be more prone to do it on an international flight than I am on a domestic.
Yeah, but what if you're sitting next to strangers on an international flight?
Oh, you're that person I saw on that Instagram passenger shaming
and you were using your feet to change the movies on the plane.
Yeah, that was you.
So all the other ones have been for your own benefit.
This rule, don't go barefoot, is for everybody else around you.
Just a bit of etiquette.
You're stuck in a confined space with people.
People don't want to see your toe jam hiking feet.
Also, imagine what's on the floor.
Oh, that too.
It's like people who walk around a hotel room with no socks on.
Oh, wait, I'll go barefoot in a hotel room.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Depends how good the hotel is, I think.
Yeah, actually, definitely.
And the last one that he said you shouldn't do on a long-haul flight
is you shouldn't take your shoes off before takeoff.
Why?
That one's just for safety.
Because if there's an issue with takeoff and you've got to evacuate the plane quickly,
Smart.
you can't muck around trying to put your shoes on.
That's so smart.
I never thought about that.
Which, again, is an issue for Ben who kicks off his shoes as soon as he gets through customs.
Well, to be honest, we're lucky if he wears shoes in the first place.
How are you sleeping at the moment, by the way?
I think I'm sleeping pretty well.
Do you get affected by the heat?
You wouldn't know because you're used to Australian heat.
No, people say that.
You guys all have air con in your houses in Australia.
Yeah, we've all got the air con.
I find it, yeah, quite hard to sleep in when it's hot.
Yeah.
Do you have a fan in your room?
No, we put the fan in Tui's room.
So you don't have a fan?
No.
We'll give it to the baby before we take it.
Yeah, well, you could afford another fan.
Go to Bunnings.
They've got heaps.
Touché.
We could get a second.
Listen to you trying to be the hero.
We're like, we've given the baby the fan.
Bree, do you think
I'm going to starve my child of a fan?
Cool. Buy another fan for $40.
Yeah, that's a great point. Every year
about this time they end up having a fan shortage.
I was absolutely
gobsmacked by this
fact when I moved to New Zealand
Every summer we have
A fan shortage
And every winter
We have a heater shortage
Yes
It's like they don't anticipate
Those months are coming up
Every single year
It's like
They forget
The year before
It's like when Lily
Was in charge of buying beds
For Big Save Furniture
And every month
She'd go
I've ordered too many beds
Oh not again, Lily.
And they'd have a sale.
She goes, Dad's going to kill me.
It's like, Lily, work out your fricking stock numbers, girl.
God.
You know?
Simple trigonometry.
Yeah.
On the topic, trigonometry?
Is it?
I just said any random math word that I knew.
I don't know what trigonometry is.
Trigonometry is the one with the triangle.
Is it? Yeah, and it's figuring out. Trigonometry is the one with the triangle. Is it?
Yeah, and it's figuring out the different,
how much space is in the triangle.
Oh, yeah.
From the angle.
I don't know.
I'm going to take your word for it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was going to talk about foods that will keep you awake at night,
but I've decided not to.
Yeah.
I've decided I'm not going to do that.
Good for you.
I will give you just one fact from this article, though.
Let's talk about other shortages in New Zealand after that.
Marmite shortages have had that.
Did you know how long you're meant to stop eating before you go to bed?
I knew that it was quite a while.
I didn't realize it was this long.
Between three and four hours.
Oh, well, what are they?
You should have finished eating between three and four hours before you go to bed.
I'm going to be ravenous.
By the time I'll wake up at four in the morning just being like,
where's the food?
I'm weak.
Ravenous.
Anyway, that's bedtime.
Ravenous.
Fan, heater, baby, and food chat all rolled into one.
It's time for the high-low, the best and worst bits of the week.
Yes, the producers put this together,
and they like to pick their favourite bits and their least favourite bits.
Someone usually cops a solid roasting.
So let's get into it.
This is this week's high-low.
Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows,
all the high points of the week and the low points of the week.
Usually Clint's the dad of the show, but it turns out Brie actually has the ability to tell a good dad joke, or should I say, dad poem.
Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today from NSYNC, It's Gonna Be Me.
Do you want to hear a poem that I wrote?
Always.
Roses are red, but April can't stay.
In a couple of weeks, it's gonna be May.
It's gonna be May.
You spend the whole song writing that?
Yep.
Yeah.
I'm not good at poetry.
I didn't say it was good.
I think you're good.
Thank you.
You should do more.
No way.
So the Brian Clint Show is half Kiwi, half Australian,
which means quite often we have cultural differences.
This week's cultural difference, the hot dog.
You guys here in NZ call hot dogs a Dagwood dog.
No.
No, you call a hot dog.
Which hot dog are you talking about?
Which is what a Dagwood dog is in Australia.
What are you talking about?
Or a Pluto pup.
What are you talking about?
What do you call the thing?
Which hot dog are you talking about?
What do you call the thing that is a sausage but it's battered?
A hot dog.
Weird.
You get it from the fish and chip shop and you call it a hot dog.
You call that a hot dog?
Yeah.
So what do you call an actual hot dog?
You mean a sausage in a bun?
A hot dog.
Is that what you're referring to?
Sausage in a bun?
The red sausage in the bun.
American hot dog.
Yeah, see?
That's so bizarre to me.
Who calls it a Pluto pup?
Well, we call it either.
Real ridgy-didge Aussies
call it a dagwood dog.
Right.
The weirdest bit is that
any of them have the word
dog in them.
That's the real weird thing.
Yeah, because they're not
actually, let's hope
they're not made up of dog.
If anything, it's a hot cow.
And finally,
Bree told us this week
how she once got a boyfriend,
but the way she did it
was not normal
and probably illegal.
I actually don't know
if I should share this story.
I was working for a company, you know where you do promo stuff?
Yeah, like a Jim Beam girl or something.
Yes, but not a Jim Beam girl.
I was never cut out for that life.
But I was working at this tennis event and we were playing this competition
where they had to hit these tennis balls into this giant cup
and they could win a trip to this train open.
Anyway, this guy who I followed on Instagram rolled up to the beer garden where we all were
and I was like, oh my God, that's that guy.
And I was like, please come over here.
Please come over here.
Anyway, he rolls on in with his friends,
plays the competition
and then you have to put your name and number down on the sheet.
This is so illegal.
I took the number off the sheet.
That is illegal.
I know it is.
That's like...
Anyway, I text him...
That's a breach of privacy.
Anyway, I text him.
We dated for a year, so.
And that's this week's highs and lows.
Catch you next week about this time.
On the same day, next time on this week.
S***.
Bree and Clint.
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Oh no, so now we can see if we're at risk or not.
Yeah, they release this every single year because I guess like any trend,
thieves have things that they're particularly interested in
and they target certain vehicles.
I don't know if it's because those cars are easier to steal
or it's because there's more demand for those stolen vehicles.
I reckon it'd be a mix.
It's like someone told me never to buy a Subaru Forester
because apparently they're incredibly easy to steal.
Really?
Yeah, because you just pull the window out.
They don't have any...
Subaru Forester owners know this.
They bought it.
They're like, look, mate, it's a lifestyle choice, not a safety thing.
I love my Forester.
There's no frames around the window, so you just pull the window out and reach in and unlock the door.
You're joking.
That's what I heard.
Okay, I've never stolen a Subaru Forester myself.
Sounds different to me.
I've got a list here of the top 10 most stolen cars in New Zealand.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes.
So you can see if your car's on there.
I hope not.
Number 10 is a Toyota Land Cruiser.
Really?
Yeah, big bit of kit to steal.
I was going to say, not very stealth.
Also, I imagine that someone who owns a Toyota Land Cruiser is a pretty tough person.
Yeah.
I wouldn't mess with them.
I'm picturing someone from the country.
Yeah.
But my parents used to own a Toyota Land Cruiser.
Like Sir Willie Uppiata or something.
He'd come out and, anyway.
Number nine is
your car, Brie, a Mitsubishi Lancer.
God damn it! It's the ninth
most stolen car in New Zealand in the
last 12 months. Trust me, you don't want it.
Number eight on the list
is the car that every
boy race have wanted at some point in their
life. The Mazda, oh no, I thought
it was Altezza, but it's not. It's the Mazda
Atenza. Which one's that? It's like the Mazda 6 no I thought it was Altezza But it's not It's the Mazda Atenza Which is
Which one's that?
It's like the Mazda 6 wagon
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah
Number 7 is a Nissan Torano
I don't know what that is
Number 6
Toyota Hiace
At first I didn't
What a van
Yeah at first I didn't get it
Why a Toyota Hiace would be in there
But I think it's because
Lots of tradies have Hiaces
So if you steal the van You steal all the tools that are inside there as well.
Or maybe they need it for like stakeouts.
The van?
Yeah.
Like surveillance.
Or maybe they referee a kid's soccer team and they need a van to get the team around.
Yeah, that could be it.
Number five is producer Ben's car, the Subaru Impreza.
Most stolen car in New Zealand in the last 12 months.
Number four is a Ford Courier van.
I imagine for the same reasons as the Toyota Hiace.
Yeah, same reason.
Number three is a Subaru Legacy.
Lots of Subarus.
That's like a fancy Subaru.
Yeah.
The Legacy.
Is it fancy?
I think so.
It's like one of their upper models.
No, it's just a Subaru station wagon. Oh. i don't know um number two holden commodore again tough guy car people love the
commodores also there's a chance you're stealing an undercover cop car making that you break into
it and then all of a sudden you see you're in a cop car what do you do they do good burnouts so
arrest yourself and number one the most stolen car In New Zealand Over the last 12 months
Is
Toyota Hilux
Really?
It's a fairly
Anti-climatic list
Like I don't know
What car I was going to say
That would make you go
Wow
You should have lied
And said it was Ellie's car
Or Toyota Corolla
And then we should have
Stolen her car out of the car park
and been like, see?
Okay, I change it.
We told you.
Oh, I got it wrong.
Number one's a Toyota Corolla.
Sorry, Ellie.
Oh, no.
You'd be so upset to lose that 1992 Toyota Corolla
in champagne colour.
Let's play the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song
No hesitating
You only got one second
One second
You know the one second song challenge
It's where me and Brie go head to head
Guessing songs
Pretty much
By only hearing parts of the song
Just a tiny, tiny bit
We play on behalf of you And if you can correctly pick the winner Pretty much, by only hearing parts of the song. Just a tiny, tiny bit.
We play on behalf of you, and if you can correctly pick the winner,
you'll get some free mobile fuel.
Sam's here. Hey, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
Hey, guys.
Who you got?
Who's your winning horse for the One Second Song Challenge?
I've got to go with my boy Clint today.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, good luck.
That means William. You could be on the winning team, Will.
Yeah, well, I'd like to think so, Brie.
I think you're going to take this one out.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you.
Okay.
We'll hand it over to producer Ellie,
who runs the One Second Song Challenge.
Okay, so it's first to three,
and I need song title and artist name,
and we're going to start from the start of each song.
Can we test our buzzers, please?
Yes, Brie, we can test the buzzers.
Because I have been getting the raw deal.
Test your buzzer, go on.
Alright, that's
my buzzer. Nice, and now Clint.
Yeah!
Jeepers, alright, they're working.
Okay.
Here we go. Alright, first song.
That one
goes to Clint. That song there is Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis.
I knew that one.
That is correct.
I was so close to saying Alicia Keys for some reason too.
Damn it.
Alright, 1-0 to Clint.
Alright, song number two.
Oh, what is this? Oh, I know it. Song number two.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, I know it.
Should we know it?
I know it.
I know it, but I don't know the title of it.
I know who sings it.
Yes, Clint, you got it?
Yes, that song is One step closer
I have died every day
Waiting for you
Darling, no
Is it Christina Perri, Jar of Hearts?
That is the correct artist
But it's the incorrect title
You get a free guess, it's Christina Perri
But what is the song name?
I was there every night
waiting for you.
It's something hard.
I know what it is.
I know what it is.
No, don't.
I know what it is.
Clint.
Waiting for you.
Okay, do you want to get a guess?
Is it waiting for you?
No, I know what it is.
Okay, Clint, you now get a free guess.
Do I get a guess back?
It's Christina Perri, A Thousand Years.
That is correct.
What an obscure song.
Well, you know, I've got to keep you on your toes here, guys.
Jesus.
All right, this is song number three.
Have you got the buzzers ready?
No, thank you, Bree.
I now do.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
This is song number three, and Clint could win this one here.
Oh, God.
I've been drinking.
Brie.
I know this so bad.
I know this so bad.
Beyonce.
I've got two titles in my head.
Yes.
I've forgotten the name of the song now, too. She goes, I've been drinking. I've got two titles in my head. Yes. I've forgotten the name of the song now too.
She goes, I've been drinking, I've been drinking.
I Want You?
No.
No.
Is it Surfboard?
It's not Surfboard.
It's not.
We woke up in the kitchen thinking, how, how.
Oh, no.
Drunken Love, Beyonce.
That is correct Yes
He's had a shocker this week
We did it Sam
Congratulations
Some free mobile fuel
Coming your way
Awesome
Thanks guys
Is it just me
Or does this game
Really fill you with adrenaline
Is that Clint's
First win in a while
Just checking.
Welcome, welcome.
It's good to be here.
Bree and Clint.
That was shocking.
ZM.
Bree and Clint.
How are you going?
How are you going?
You good?
Yeah, you good?
Yeah, good.
You good?
Look, I feel like this might be actually really good for a few people listening right now.
Actually, probably most people listening because what does everyone want in life?
A new car.
No. Win L car. No.
Win Lotto.
No.
Not all materialistic.
Oh, that new Pizza Hut pizza that's got the KFC popcorn chicken on top of it.
No.
I was thinking a healthy, loving relationship.
Oh, I've got one of those.
Yeah, but do you know how to keep it?
Yep.
Do you know the key?
Keep on keeping on.
You sound like you need this more than anyone um in our show most of us are in relationships and an article got released about
the most successful key to a long and healthy relationship okay i joke but i do prioritize my
relationship yeah you're actually interested in this if there's something here that i can
incorporate into what i'm doing then then I'm all for it.
Great.
Because what would you describe your relationship?
I mean, it's a bit hard for you because you've got a newborn baby.
But before that, would you say like you and Lucy, would you be super active?
Would you get out and do a lot of stuff, a lot of activities?
Within reason.
Yeah, within reason?
Yeah, I'd say we enjoy a 50-50 lifestyle.
Okay, cool.
So if you overe if you if you
go if you overexert you need to do some under exerting as well yeah yeah yeah what about you
produce early oh we just sort of watch tv and stuff i already knew the answer that's why i
wanted to get you in here uh so this key and what this article says uh the key to a successful and long relationship is actually being as boring as possible together.
Yes.
Really?
I'm all for this.
I'm for it.
Because that's not what they tell you.
They say you've got to put effort in and you've got to change things up.
You need to keep it fresh and go new places for dinner.
Do new and exciting things.
Yeah.
No, this article is saying the complete opposite.
Pretty much they're saying that if you put all this kind of extra things into your relationship and you're always trying to reinvent it pretty much,
they're like eventually it can all come undone.
Right.
So predictability is key.
That's what they're saying.
If you have a takeaway that you like, just eat that takeaway.
Am I getting the gist of it?
Hey, it's like when you go to a restaurant and you know don't order don't order something you
know new and exciting because it might be bad right don't take don't take the risk stick to
what you know so does this extend to all um elements of your relationship like does it extend
to travel do you go if you if you've got the place you like to go on holiday?
Because I know I've got a couple of friends who have figured out where they like to go,
and now that's the only place they go.
I've got one friend who likes going to Rarotonga.
I think that's fine.
He just goes to Rarotonga.
I think that's fine.
I mean, he's taken every girlfriend that he's ever had to Rarotonga.
Well, that's a bit weird.
I've also got a friend who her and her husband just love going to Hawaii.
So now all their holidays are in Hawaii because they know where the good restaurants are.
And it's an actual holiday
because they don't stress the whole time about finding anything.
Does this extend to...
Missionary?
Yeah, okay, you've used the word now.
I was going to say indoor gardening
because we usually use a code word, but yep.
Does it extend to those activities?
Indoor gardening.
It doesn't mention that,
but I'm going to say...
Because if it says be as boring as possible,
damn, I could be The Bachelor.
Sign him up, TVNZ.
He's ready to go.
I found this list.
You might have seen it, actually.
It got posted by Ladbible on Instagram,
and it's a list of the movies that contain the most F-bombs.
Actually, Ben can beep this.
The most F-bombs.
Who calls them F-bombs?
Okay, well, be careful.
He can't beep too much, okay?
Look at him.
He's already panicking.
And I thought, rather than me give you this list,
why don't we talk to movie aficionado,
newest owner of a movie room in the new house.
Yep, theater room.
And also a person who hates F-words, your mum, Mama Di.
Yeah, she's not a big fan of the F-word, that's for sure.
So this is not going to be a pleasant chat.
Well, maybe she's got an opinion on it.
Maybe she's seen the movie.
And maybe she thinks that the F-words, while they are the most F-words ever delivered in a movie,
maybe they are in context.
I can tell you now, she won't care.
She'll hate it anyway.
Oh, no.
Hello?
Mama Di, Bree and Clint.
How are you?
Hi, Mum.
Yeah, good, guys.
I'll just hop out.
I'm just here having coffee with Cheryl and Sharon, a friend of mine.
I'll just go outside.
Cheryl the Pearl, Mum's sister.
Your sister, Cheryl.
Hey, we won't keep you.
We just needed to talk to a movie buff.
I've got some movie news, and I wanted to run it past you
because you know the most about movies, we feel.
Oh, I don't know about that, but I love them.
I've got a list here of the movies that contain the most if words of all time.
Oh, okay.
Does that sound like your type of film?
Probably not, but if it's some of the ones that are out there,
well, then what's his name, Saul Casey?
What's his name?
Saul Casey.
Yeah.
Saul Casey.
Aladdin Saul Casey.
Yeah, he does those kind of movies.
I'm going to run this list past you,
and you just tell us if you've seen any of them.
Number three on the list of most F-words in a movie of all time
is a movie from 1997 called Nell by Mouth.
Do you know that movie?
No, I don't.
428 F-bombs in that movie.
A lot of F-bombs, apparently, Mum.
How on earth is there any other dialogue?
Number two on the list is a Spike Lee movie from 99 called Summer of Sam.
Have you seen Summer of Sam?
No, I haven't.
435 F-bombs in that movie.
Oh my goodness me.
And the number one movie on the all-time F-bomb list is...
The Wolf of Wall Street. Surely you've seen Leonardo Di list is... The Wolf of Wall Street.
Surely you've seen Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street.
Oh, my word, I have.
Did you like that movie?
I love that movie, but if Leonardo...
It kind of diverts your attention from the language.
Yeah, right. Okay.
We're going to play you a little clip and you can tell us...
Do you want to give her a rating on this?
Yeah, you give us your rating of this scene here
I'm not leaving
I'm not f***ing leaving
The show goes on
Feelings towards that?
Look, I think it could have been expressed in other ways
Right
You know, I don't think you have to use that language or that word
I think it's appropriate sometimes
Yeah, but how fun is it to say?
I'm not f***ing leaving!
Oh, Brianna
What about this bit?
What about Wales here?
Moby f*** dicks
And with this script, I'm going to teach each and every one of you
to be Captain A-hab. Captain who? Captain A-hab.
The book, mother******, the book. Turn your brain on.
We're a new company. My ears are burning. Where's some soap? I'm going to wash his mouth out with soap.
So if you were the chief censor for the Wolf of Wall Street,
that was coming out tomorrow,
with 569 F-bombs in three hours,
an average of 3.1 F-bombs per minute,
what rating, like R13, PG15,
would you give the Wolf of Wall Street mum a die?
I think it has to be a rating of over 18, well and truly.
That's not a porno.
And half the Fs.
Let's take half the Fs out.
Oh, you don't mind half the Fs, do you?
Well, I think sometimes you have to get the gist of what's going on.
But really, I mean...
But when you really actually say it,
I'm not leaving!
I'm not f***ing leaving!
See, it's different.
It sounds way better.
Oh, you can be angry and you don't have to throw every second word in, though.
You should try it.
Yeah, Mum, give us one.
I'll give you the...
No.
No.
No.
Not f***ing leaving.
Give us one.
No.
Just one, Mum.
Just one.
Just one and we'll leave you alone.
All I'm going to say is I'm not ever going to leave you.
That's all I'm saying.
Oh, she's a badass.
It's Friday and it's time for...
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday
I never miss Friday Oki
Thanks Brian Clint
You've made my Friday again
Friday Oki
Every Friday we go head to head
In an epic singing battle
We've changed the game this year
You guys choose the song
Brie put forward Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl
I put J-Lo up because of the Superbowl
I have made a
big mistake. You guys
chose Brie's song, Katy Perry.
Deceivingly
very difficult.
We have each had 15 minutes
with our professional audio engineer. I went
in after Brie and apparently you said
when you got in there, yeah, I've won with two Katy Perry songs before.
Well, that's what I thought,
and then this song owned me, let's just say.
What we need you guys to do
is listen to both Friday Okies
and then call us on 0800-DARLS-IT-M
and tell us who your winner is.
Bree, because it's your song,
you get the honour of going first.
Oh, joy.
Good luck. I'm so sorry. Oh, joy. Good luck.
I'm so sorry.
We're all rooting for you.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I bloody loved and I liked it I bloody loved it
I liked it
Nice harmonies.
I don't think she liked it after that.
Mate, if you're struggling with it,
how do you think I'm going to go with it?
How hard is the chorus?
Yeah.
It's so hard.
Okay, that's Breeze Friday, Oki.
Is it better or worse than mine?
Good luck.
Yeah, thanks, mate.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave
Drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to.
Just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you.
Caught my attention.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
The taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it. I liked it.
Did you?
Remember, I had to sing that with balls.
I've got...
Oh, excuses, excuses.
There was some physical part of me that didn't want to go into that part of that song.
I had to sing that with a womb.
That's it.
You know what?
I feel like that song there,
we sounded very similar.
Yeah, I think this is
an even battle.
Wasn't it?
I think we might have found
our mutual ground.
I thought it was quite even.
Make a choice for us, okay?
0800 dial ZM.
We need five people
to call through
and pick the winner
of Friday Okie this week, okay?
Oh, God.
As always,
you can text your feedback
to our 9696.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for the results of Friday O.K.
Friday O.K.
Okay, you know the deal.
We've both put our hearts and souls on the line
with our best rendition of Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl.
Brie sounded like this.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
I bloody loved it.
I liked it. Not good loved it. I liked it.
Not good for me this week.
And mine sounded like this.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
I liked it.
Have I had back-to-back losses?
I feel like it's a triple loss coming my way.
Well, I'm not 100% sure.
Let's focus on today and see what New Zealand thinks.
Sam's here.
Hi, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
How are you guys?
How are you going?
Good, thank you.
Sam, you've heard both.
Who were you voting for?
Well, they were both bad, but correct me if I'm wrong.
Clint, you've met Katy Perry?
I have met Katy Perry.
Yeah, one of the greatest and most awkward days of my life.
Yeah, and you still let her down that bad, so you're not getting my vote.
Bree gets my vote.
Damn.
Way to pull back and then sock me right in the face.
Yeah, gee, savage, but I'll take it.
Okay, thanks, Sam.
One to Bree.
Frank's here.
Hey, Frank.
G'day, guys.
G'day, Frank.
What are your thoughts?
Who are you voting for on Friday, Oki?
Oh, I've got to go with Clint.
Oh.
Oh. You know what? Come on, Frank. Iki? Oh, I've got to go with Clint. Oh. Oh.
You know what?
Come on, Frank.
I've got experience.
I've got to be honest with you.
Maybe my hearing's off this week.
I didn't think mine sounded that bad.
You think that about yours every week.
I just thought if it had to be a man's version, I thought I did all right.
Would you agree with me, Frank?
Oh, you won it in the chorus is what I'd say.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, no, that's fair.
I thoroughly appreciate that.
That won all going into our third vote. Sally's say. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, no, that's fair. I thoroughly appreciate that. One all going into our third vote.
Sally's here.
Hi, Sally.
Hi, Sally.
Hello.
What are your thoughts this week?
Friday, Oki, who are you voting for?
My throat hurts for both of you guys,
but I'm going to have to go for Brie.
Yes, my girl.
I appreciate that.
I'm glad it's your throat that hurts and not your ears,
because that's what a lot of the texts that we're getting in.
It's more pain in the ears that people are communicating with.
The eardrums.
Yeah.
It rattles right down into the eardrums.
Yeah, and really upset dogs as well.
Thank you, Sally.
That puts the scores at 2-1 to Bree.
Dan's here.
Hey, Dan.
G'day, Dan.
Hey, team.
How are you?
Good, good.
Some honest feedback first, I reckon, before you vote.
Have you got any honest feedback For our Friday Okie this week
A Katy Perry classic
As done by us two
The song choice was awesome
I like that
But the decision
I'm not going to lie
It's a lesser of two evils
Neither of you were that good
I would have to agree with you
I like that
This is really mean
Lead with a compliment
Who are you giving it to?
If you had to, had to, had to choose someone, who are you voting for?
Clint, I'm really sorry.
It's going to be Bree.
Yes!
She's back, baby!
You just handed her the win, Dan.
Yes, Dan!
Thank you!
What have I done?
What have you done?
He didn't know his vote was that powerful.
Okay, no, you've got at least three points ahead.
Emma, let's round it out with five votes anyway.
Who are you voting for?
I'm going to vote for Bree.
Yes!
No, we don't need to take Emma's vote.
No, we do.
No, no, no.
Let her have her say.
Her votes are relevant.
No, Emma, we love to hear your thoughts.
Thanks, I know.
Very important.
Okay, congratulations. Thanks. I know. Very important. Okay.
Congratulations.
Thank you, mate.
I feel like we both had experience in the song.
I didn't think mine was that bad.
I didn't think it was that.
I felt like it was pretty even today.
That's what I thought.
And I feel like you needed this one more than I did.
I really did.
Your confidence really needed it.
I feel like it might have been a couple of pity votes in there.
And I'll take it.
Time for Birthday Banger.
That's right.
This is where we take your birthdays,
we figure out what was actually top of the charts on your 16th,
and then we'll play the best one out of three.
Meg's here.
Hey, Meg.
Hi, Meg.
Hello.
What's your birthday, Meg?
The 24th of October, 1988. All right. Hi, Meg. Hello. What's your birthday, Meg? The 24th of October, 1988.
All right, you were 16.
Oh.
Because it's gone a bit too early.
Well, I might have gone a bit early on Meg's one, but let's pretend I didn't.
Not unusual for him, Meg.
Don't worry about it.
He was 16 in 2004 on the 24th of October, and this is your birthday banger.
I didn't see that one coming.
Who would have guessed?
Meg, you've got Scribe and PNC
and P-Money stopped the music
for your birthday banger.
Banger?
I don't know.
I don't know if I'd consider that a banger actually, no.
Are you right?
This song slaps.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's a rubber song.
I'm disappointed.
Oh, fair hate.
No, I appreciate Meg's honesty.
I'm so disappointed in Meg.
I like the song, though.
Let's get Tom on.
Hey, Tom.
Hi, Tom.
Hey, guys.
How you going?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, Tom?
It's the 18th of March, 1996.
All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 18th of March.
And, Tom, this is your birthday banger.
Oh, yes.
Did you guys have Chris Rene in Australia?
Yep.
Yeah.
He won X Factor in the UK.
US.
He didn't win it.
He was on it.
And went big, right?
He went big.
But he only went big in New Zealand and Australia.
Really?
Yeah, that's it.
Didn't know that.
Do you remember Chris Rene, Tom?
Yeah, he was a one-hit wonder, kind of like the other group, the Hot Mess Express.
Hey!
No, that's fair.
That's fair.
Well, one hit so far, Tom.
Thank you very much.
We've still got a bit of time.
Wait there, we'll get one more birthday banger for Ginny.
Hi, Ginny.
Hi, Ginny.
Hi, Ginny.
Hi. What's your birthday? Ginny. Hi, Ginny. Hi.
What's your birthday?
26th of March, 1990.
All right, you were 16 in 2006 on the 26th of March.
And back in the mid-2000s, this had a number one hit.
I always wondered if there was an uncensored version of this song.
This is it.
Yeah, right?
A lot of beats.
Yeah, where they take away the beat.
It is beat by Pussycat Dolls, right?
Yes, Pussycat Dolls.
I think nearly my favourite Pussycat Dolls song.
Do you like it, Ginny?
Oh, yeah, it goes off.
Yeah, okay.
Trust me, some hips have been thrusted during that song.
Is that what you want to play for Birthday Banger today?
For Friday? I like all of them. Yeah, we've got been thrusted during that song. Or is that what you want to play for Birthday Banger today? For Friday?
I like all of them.
Yeah, we've got PNC and Scribe.
We've got Chris Rene, Young Homie.
Young Homie, what you tripping on?
Yeah, that's the one.
And Pussycat Dolls, Beep.
This is really hard.
I don't think I've been this torn for a while.
I'm going to go Scribe.
Yeah, see, my gut says To go Scribe
Or Chris Rene
Yep
Just cause
Like when would you hear
That Young Homie song
No
Almost never anymore
Almost never
But is there a reason for that
I did like the song
Go with your gut
What do you wanna play
Nah I'm gonna go Scribe
You're gonna go Scribe
Yeah
Okay that means
Meg
You win birthday banger,
even though you hate the song.
Yeah.
Sorry, Meg.
We'll catch you in a couple of songs time
when you turn the radio back over, all right, mate?
Thanks, guys.
See you, Meg.
Free and clean.
See you.
And I hope you feel my pain.
Hope you don't forget my name.
For the cause I claim and the reason I came.
Tell me,
was it all in vain? I walk all in chain for the midnight rain I'd sing. And the man would say,
stop the music playing loud and clear. Cause they don't want to hear,
oh Lord, they don't want to hear. But it's loud clear, and it's deep inside my soul. And I refuse to lose.
Nope.
I've never been the type to quit.
You probably give up now and just turn back around.
But that's one of many differences because I don't care what the distance is.
I told you I'd take it all the way.
I couldn't just walk away and just pretend like I don't have more to say.
Stop the music playing loud and clear.
Cause they don't want to hear.
Oh Lord, they don't want to hear.
But it's loud and clear.
And it's deep inside my soul.
They can't hold me down no more.
They got to let me go. Bracelet hands, say my name, let it break Cause I know what I gotta do, I could've stopped now even if I wanted to
They told me, give it up, it's impossible, never bury my head in the sand like the ostrich do
And I'm young and I still got a lot to prove I can't stop, won't stop, unstoppable
Elevated, breaking down, all obstacles
Until I heard a voice from the other side of the room telling me to
Stop the music playing loud and clear
Cause they don't wanna hear, oh lord, they don't wanna hear
But it's loud and clear, and it's deep inside my soul
They can't hold me down no more. They got to let me go. Say my name, a little prank. Raise your hands. Say my name, a little prank, prank.
Raise your hands.
Say my name, a little prank, prank.
Raise your hands.
Say my name, a little prank, prank.
Raise your hands.
Say my name, a little prank, prank.
Raise your hands.
Say my name, a little prank, prank.
Diddy and Bree and Clint, there you go.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Meg today at Scribe and PNC Stop the Music.
Good one for a Friday.
Yeah, throwback too.
Yeah.
Good tune.
Good throwback.
Okay, also on that track for the Trainspotters,
P-Money's doing the scratching,
and I think Blindspot are doing the guitars and drums on that track.
So it's like a big Kiwi music.
It's like an all-in.
Orgy.
I wouldn't have said that.
I was going to say all-in brawl or.
Orgy.
No, well, technically.
I've heard your criticism.
Everyone involved.
I've heard your criticism, and I've decided we're going with orgy.
Describe orgy.
This article caught my attention and it's titled this.
Forget elbows on the table.
These are the manners in 2020 that really matter.
Okay.
Which I found that quite interesting.
I was like, ooh, I want to know. Did you come from an elbows on the table as bad manners household?
Not really. Neither? No. I don't from an elbows on the table as bad manners household? Not really.
Neither?
No.
I don't understand why elbows on the table would be bad manners.
What was your parents' biggest pet peeve when it came to, you know,
what did they really harp on about?
They didn't like us sitting on tables.
Oh, yeah, that was one in our family too.
That's tapu in New Zealand.
You shouldn't do that.
It's bad luck, isn't it?
It's bad juju, yeah.
What were they big on? We were a shoes-off house. Were you? That's tapu in New Zealand You shouldn't do that It's bad luck isn't it Bad juju Yeah What are my parents
What are they big on
We were a shoes off house
Were you
Yeah we were a shoes off house
Which was radical for me
Partnering with my wife Lucy
Who's a shoes on house
She's a shoes on person
Yeah
Oh see that's interesting
Yeah
Because we were a shoes on family
How can you be shoes on
When your dad is a farmer
Well see he would take his boots off.
Yeah.
But like us kids,
we'd go to school and stuff.
We were allowed
shoes-on in the house.
Yeah, right.
Because we had wood floors
most of our lives.
Maxo relaxo in your house.
Yeah,
with dogs inside,
cats.
We had birds,
ducks.
Yeah.
Typical farmhouse.
Anyway.
Ducks.
Yeah, we had ducks.
In the house.
Yeah,
they used to bath in the bath with us. Really? It was so cute. I've got videos. Who are you? Dr. Ducks. Yeah, we had ducks. In the house. Yeah, they used to bath in the bath with us.
Really?
It was so cute.
I've got videos.
Who are you, Dr. Doolittle?
It's a typical farm family.
People from the country will know what I'm talking about.
Okay, all right, yeah.
So what are the manners that you need in 2020?
This is a few of them.
Someone said how to use your device in company.
Okay.
Which means obviously, you know.
Don't.
Don't.
It says here, phone screens are a part of our lives,
so we've got to be realistic, but manners still apply.
We have a rule when eating out, whenever it's just us or with others,
order and eat first.
Then when everyone's done, you can be on your phone.
Right.
Have you ever done it?
Yeah, I don't understand groups who go out together and sit on their phone at restaurants.
Well, it might be a family, I guess.
I don't know.
It might be kids.
It might be the rule for the kids or something.
Yeah, I get that.
Have you ever had that rule in a group of friends where you do the phone tower?
Yeah.
I love that rule.
People get so pissed off.
Remember we tried to do it at the zdm christmas
party yes and people were butt hurt you would think that i'd taken one of their kidneys
they're like when will i get this phone back i'm like i've had it for six minutes
people going nuts hey yeah um another one that they said manners that matter these days
sorry and thank you can save a moment or a relationship.
Yeah.
So they're saying you can't underestimate the power of the simple words because apparently in these days, day and age,
a lot of people just can't say sorry or admit when they're wrong.
That seems fairly timeless, that.
Fairly timeless, I think.
That's not necessarily a modern manners.
That's one that just hasn't gone away.
I agree.
This one, maybe not.
Saying hello properly.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
It says here, be welcoming and make it clear that you want to engage.
It sets the tone for the interaction.
We can kind of miss that in our generation.
Just make it clear that you want to be there.
Yeah.
That's the big one.
Because you might be actually really happy to be doing something, being at a job interview,
meeting a new person.
It literally sets the tone Whatever it is For the whole
But if you don't outwardly
Project that
People will either go
Well they don't want to be here
Or that person's a dick
Yeah
That's the other one
Straight away
Yeah you can catch them
On the back foot
Door etiquette
What's a door etiquette
It says here
Holding doors
No it says
Knock on closed doors
Wait for an answer
And then enter
None of this Knocking on doors and opening the door straight away.
If these are the manners that we're feeling the need to bring back in in 2020,
we're screwed.
Like, we must be the most horrible.
You know what?
Mark Richardson on the AM show must be right.
We must be the worst generation if we're not doing any of these things.
Mark Richardson is never right.
Trust me, that's one thing I do know.
I want to take a second to talk about contraceptives.
Oh, okay.
Because it is very important and I feel like we should educate ourselves on, you know, all the options.
All the options.
And there is some new information about different male contraceptives.
Okay.
That might be coming to the market in the near future.
At prison, I only know of one or two.
Do you know the one or two?
Because literally all I could find on the internet
was two different choices.
Yeah, I would say that your standard condoms
would be one of those choices.
And the other one, I was joking about there being two.
Is there something else available for men to use? Yes, I was joking about there being two. There's something else available
for men to use.
Yes, there is.
A vasectomy.
Oh.
Right.
Technically.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yep.
Technically a choice.
Yep.
So they're the two options for men.
Us females,
we've got about eight.
We've got a lot.
It's like whenever these contraceptions
were created in the 50s or 60s
Whatever it was
I imagine some evil scientist
Who's done all these experiments on women
He's like how can we stop them from having the babies
What can we do
And he found things to insert into you guys
And drugs for you guys to take
And for men he's like what should we do for men
Just give them this rubber thing
Give them a sock That will take care of it do you want to know the different options for females
that are out there yeah um so of course there's the most common one uh the contraceptive pill
yep of which there's like 50 different varieties which there is a million all have different side
oh my god it's crazy um and it sometimes takes females a long time to find the right one.
And some people never find the right one.
There's also the female condom, otherwise known as the diaphragm.
Okay, that's, yep.
Which I think is an old school thing.
I feel like it's an old school thing.
I don't think I've ever seen one.
Do you remember the episode of Friends?
Yes.
Where Monica had one?
Weird.
Was that a 90s thing?
I reckon that was a 90s thing.
So no disrespect if you're a diaphragm user listening to the Brian Clint show.
We just, I've never.
It's just I think a more unusual option these days.
Yeah, I've never heard of anybody using one.
Yeah, neither.
There's the two versions of the coil, the hormonal and the non-hormonal.
An implant that's inserted into your
arm, which is hectic.
Have you ever seen it? Nah. It's literally
like they shove this thing into your arm
Is it like a spring? Like a spring.
Well, it's like a little metal thing.
Like a little metal pill kind of thing.
An injection.
You can get an injection that lasts
for three months. A patch, you can get a patch
well like a nicotine patch
yeah pretty much
anyway and that's pretty much
and there's different kinds of options within those
there's also yeah obviously the coil
and stuff like that that you can get
by operation
well nice to have options I guess
I know but those days could soon be over and done with because the Scottish researchers have developed a robotic screening system that can quickly access how different chemicals affect the human sperm.
Yeah. this robot that has sped up this thing where they can test all these different things where essentially what they're trying to do is stop the swimmers from actually being able to swim
far enough right so you're telling me that this robot is working on a new contraceptive for men
yes right which i mean we've talked about this for years haven't we we've talked about a male
contraceptive pill for years yeah Yeah. You've always said,
and I know your take on this,
is that men aren't responsible enough.
Yeah, and that's not me abdicating responsibility.
I think men should be responsible.
I just don't think that the majority of us are.
And if the job falls to us,
we're less likely to take it religiously
than you guys are.
And this is the horrible truth because it's not us who will get pregnant.
It's not me being selfish.
It's just the reality of it.
It won't be a physical change to our body.
And yeah, it'll be our baby.
But guys, I don't think, not all guys.
I'm not putting all guys in this category.
I don't know if I agree.
But I don't know if people think that far ahead.
I don't know if I agree because if you're in a relationship and say your girlfriend comes to you and she says,
look, the pill that I'm taking, I can't take it anymore.
It's making me, whatever reason, you need to take this
or else we're going to have a baby and we're together.
So there's obviously responsibility.
You wouldn't take it?
Right.
I didn't think about the relationship side of it.
I think that might be different from the single.
If she came to you as the guy in the relationship and goes, hey, I didn't think about the relationship side of it. I think that might be different from the single. If she came to you
as the guy in the relationship and goes, hey,
I ain't taking this shit anymore.
It's your turn. It's your turn.
And if you don't take it, we ain't
doing it. I've changed my mind.
I think it might entice people. Yeah, I think it might
entice the men. I think guys might be
very religious.
Fill up. Redeem points for rewards. Very religious.