ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 7th 2020

Episode Date: February 5, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi there and welcome to the Friday edition of the Bree and Clint podcast, which means it's time for Birthday Banger. Hit it Ben! It's my birthday, it's my birthday, Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger, the podcast. Every Friday we go international with our Birthday Bangers and you guys can let us know that you want to play by commenting on the post, which is in our podcast fan group on Facebook, which is called... Bazinga. No, it's not called Bazinga. No, you're lucky I'm saying Bazinga. Say the name of it.
Starting point is 00:00:34 We're trying to grow the group. I don't know the name. It's so damn long. You know it because it's about you. You know the people, what's the naming? They're turning on us. There's people in that group that are saying it's time that that page got changed. You're welcome to change the name of the group.
Starting point is 00:00:49 We've said that. I've tried. Well, you haven't succeeded. I'm not even an admin of the page. The page is called the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory Fan Page Bazinga. All right. Yeah, you can put your birthdays in there. Join the page and we can do yours.
Starting point is 00:01:03 All right. We're kicking it off with Aiden Morris, who's from Penrith. Good old Penrith in Aussie. Penrith's in Sydney, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's near Sydney. West in Sydney? Not a clue.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Okay. Not a clue. I have been, but Sydney's so big I don't know where I am most of the time. I remember Kim Kardashian went to Westfield Penrith to do the launch of one of her handbags. It was about five years ago and she put a handbag collection out with a store that's in Westfield Malls. And she went to Penrith.
Starting point is 00:01:32 She went to Westfield Penrith. Well, there you go. I remember because we were in Sydney and we went to the Kanye show the night that was at the arena in Sydney and she was there. She was at the... Really?
Starting point is 00:01:42 Yeah, it was during the users tour. And that's my story. Penrith. If you my story. Penrith. If you don't know Penrith, they've got a team in the NRL, the Penrith Panthers. That's about all I know. Anyway, Aidan, you were born on the 2nd of March 1983, which means you were 16 in 1999. And this is your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:02:01 When I'm with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign. and this is your birthday banger. It's a classic. I don't know how it would go down in Penrith, but it's a classic from where we are. Great song, and she bursts onto the scene with that song. Next is Charlie Louise Slater from the Isle of Wight in England. Salter, I'm going to say her last name is. What did I say? Slater.
Starting point is 00:02:30 You say Slater, I say Salter. No, you said Slater, I said Salter. Do you guys hear her say it? Anyway, it's Charlie Louise Salter from the Isle of Wight in England who was born on the 8th of October 1990. Thanks for bloody listening, Charlie. Oh, Charlie! No, don't
Starting point is 00:02:50 merge them together. Charlie was born on the 8th of October 1990, which means she was 16 in 2006 and on that day this topped the chart. This is the sisters. The Scissor Sisters Who I was always disappointed Didn't have more songs They got this
Starting point is 00:03:14 And Take Your Mama I thought They had something else too Didn't they? Did they? I just thought they would kick on I know they're a novelty But I thought maybe they
Starting point is 00:03:21 What are your thoughts And I've always wanted to ask Your opinion Of the name of the band? The Scissor Sisters. I am scared to have an opinion. Why? It's all right.
Starting point is 00:03:35 It definitely conjures up imagery. Bit of a controversial name for some. I mean, some people don't know what that is. Do you think it was meant to evoke that conversation? Oh, right, I see. Well, the band are members of the Rainbow community themselves, aren't they? I think so. I assume so.
Starting point is 00:03:55 But if they, you know, sisters, sisters, bit of a myth in my opinion. Anyway, let's move on. In your experience. In my experience. Raham Mephem. Is that right In my experience. Raham Mephem. Is that right? Raham Mephem. That's a cool name.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Raham Mephem. Raham, yeah, yeah. Sorry that we're struggling with your last name, Raham. Apologies. You're from Graham what? Wait, what? What? You're from Graham Mephem.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Is that a typo? Or is he from Graham UK? Well, I don't know where he's from, but Graham Mepim, who was born on the 21st of March, 1982. So he was 16 in 1998 on the 24th of March, and back in the late 90s, this went to number one. Run DMC featuring Jason Nivens. We used to do this song in my kids' exercise class.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Oh, yeah. Robesize. Coolest music video to this. It was awesome. Yeah, it. Robesize. Coolest music video to this. It was awesome. Yeah, it's the break dancing music video. And that's the way it is. Did you ever see the reality show about Run DMC? Rev Run?
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah. Run's house. Run's house. I quite liked it. I thought it was cool. I thought it was quite good. Yeah. Okay, those are our contenders. What's the winner of Birthday Banger?
Starting point is 00:05:22 Britney, Scissor Sisters, Run DMC. I'm going to have to say Run DMC for me today. Really? Yeah, just because it doesn't come up very often. I would have thought that Britney Spears song. I do love that song, but just for the factor of what we haven't heard for a long time. Look, I'm not here to argue with you. And it goes a little tough like this.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Did we get clarification on whether Raham Mpem is from Graham Mpem? Or is his name Graham Mpem? Okay, hold up, guys. Hold up. I just need to read into my notes. Because Cranley in UK is the location. Cranley. Cranley.
Starting point is 00:05:58 So what's his name? His name is Graham. Graham Mpem. I don't even know where I got Raheem from. So Raheem is just Graham with the G missing. Yeah. Nice. Oh, it is.
Starting point is 00:06:09 That's what I've done. Yeah. Sorry, guys. You've copied and pasted. Yeah, that's what I've done. So the guy's name, who won birthday banner, is Graham Mephem. Yep. M-E-P-H-E-M.
Starting point is 00:06:19 From Cranley, UK. Could be Mephem. From Cranley? Yes. Cranley, UK. Cranley in the UK. Sorry, guys. Sorry, Graham.
Starting point is 00:06:25 We're sitting here going, Raham. I mean, have you ever thought about changing your name to Raham? Here we go. And it goes a little tough like this. If you can breakdance, we'd like you to do it now. All right, enjoy the podcast, everybody. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yeah, we are. Hi, everybody. Hello to the backbone of New Zealand. Yeah, Friday. Who have shown up for that one day between Waitangi and Saturday.
Starting point is 00:07:38 The most pointless day in the world. Want to have the day off on Friday. Yeah, I know. Hey, but we're here, we're doing it together, and it's going to be great. You know what? I've got a feeling in my waters, Bree, that today's going to be the best show ever. You know, it's just us and the hard workers. It's all binding together.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Yeah, plus I really want to get through this because I'm on a plane to San Francisco. Yeah, true. I kind of have plans after the show, so can we get out of here early? Of course, you have heard throughout the day that soundkeeper Gary has taken himself a long, long weekend. So the secret sound will return on Monday at 7am. So that means he really is the only person in this building that knows what the sound is. No, he's not in the building at all.
Starting point is 00:08:18 What do you mean? No, but that's what I mean, because he's away. He's the only person. Oh, you're saying we can't do it without him. So because he's away, we... Technically, I think we could can't do it without him. So because he's away, we, like, you know what I mean? Technically I think we could have done it with Ross Boss Yeah, but we know what happened last time
Starting point is 00:08:29 Ross Boss did it. Yeah, I think he may know the secret sound, um, but he has also taken a long, long weekend, so Right, a long, long weekend with long, long whites. It's all good We have got the One Second Song Challenge happening today after four o'clock, your chance to win free mobile fuel.
Starting point is 00:08:45 And also Friday Oki is back because it is, of course, still a Friday. And, yeah, she's back after 5. Like I said, I'm getting on a plane straight after the show. I'm very lucky to be going on a secret mission with Samsung to San Francisco tonight. Is this your first time to San Fran? No, I've been to San Francisco before. Oh, you have? Awesome place.
Starting point is 00:09:03 I've heard it's awesome. Anyone who is catching a flight soon, I've come across a list of things that you should never do on an aeroplane, as put together by an aeroplane expert? An expert flyer. A flight guy. No, I've got the term. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:20 A frequent flyer. Ah, that's exactly what he is. All the things you should never do on an airplane. Some of them are gross. Some of them are just good manners. We'll give them to you next. Hey, I'm catching a flight tonight. I'm flying to San Francisco for a bit of a secret mission.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Oh, you're so fancy. I know, right? San Francisco. I'm excited. Have you been to San Francisco before? I've never been, but it's been on my bucket list for a while. You would freaking love San Francisco. I would be obsessed with it, I reckon. Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Prison.
Starting point is 00:09:52 It's little gay America. It's little gay America. Yeah, it's very, very cool. And I'm going. There's an article that caught my attention, which is detailing the things that you definitely shouldn't do on a long-haul flight. So this is particularly relevant to me, and I thought we could go through them, just some of the more interesting ones, and see if we agree with them. So this has been put together by a guy who's like a travel expert. He flies 320,000 kilometers a year. It's like his job to go on flights.
Starting point is 00:10:20 I'd hate that job. And he said that whenever you're on a flight You should never do any of the following things He says whatever you do Don't drink the tap water on the plane I already knew that I didn't Yeah you didn't Well my friend who's a flight attendant
Starting point is 00:10:34 He told me that he said It's more about the cups on some flights that they give you Or not even the cups but the actual water jug The guy reckons that it's an issue with the tanks on the planes that hold the water. And because the planes are in transit so much, they can't clean them out as often as they need
Starting point is 00:10:53 to, which is a shame because everybody is trying to use less plastic bottles. But if you're in the middle of the year and you're 12 hours into a 15 hour flight and you've run out of water in your camelback, what are you going to do? You don't want to be drinking mucky water, do you? So don't drink the water. That's a tip from him.
Starting point is 00:11:09 He also said don't read the in-flight magazine. Because of the germs on it? Yeah. I can imagine. I don't know if this guy's just a germaphobe or what. Nah, that makes sense. Can you imagine how many people touch it? It'd be like touching a magazine in a doctor's surgery.
Starting point is 00:11:25 You don't touch those things. Oh, no, I don't touch those ever. It's the same. But people aren't sick, necessarily, on an airplane. Yeah, but how do you know? Well, he says that that part behind the seat, that little pocket where that goes. He says it very rarely gets cleaned as well.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Because they have to go through the whole plane so quickly. Very quick, yeah. They're not cleaning every last surface, and they're definitely not disinfecting every page of the in-flight magazine, which is a shame because, God, I love a good read of the Kyoto magazine on the Air New Zealand flights. It is good when you forgot your headphones. Oh, yeah, or you're on a cheap flight that's got no TV.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Yeah, exactly. This one, particularly relevant for a certain member of our team, he says, whatever you do, don't go barefoot on the plane. Well, that's just common knowledge, isn't it? Tell that to producer Ben. He's a barefoot flyer. Do you go barefoot on a plane, Ben? Yep, 100%.
Starting point is 00:12:16 No, wait, are we talking barefoot, no socks? Yeah, I'd probably take my socks off. What if you're sitting next to strangers? I'd probably be more prone to do it on an international flight than I am on a domestic. Yeah, but what if you're sitting next to strangers on an international flight? Oh, you're that person I saw on that Instagram passenger shaming and you were using your feet to change the movies on the plane. Yeah, that was you.
Starting point is 00:12:41 So all the other ones have been for your own benefit. This rule, don't go barefoot, is for everybody else around you. Just a bit of etiquette. You're stuck in a confined space with people. People don't want to see your toe jam hiking feet. Also, imagine what's on the floor. Oh, that too. It's like people who walk around a hotel room with no socks on.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Oh, wait, I'll go barefoot in a hotel room. Oh, I don't know about that. Depends how good the hotel is, I think. Yeah, actually, definitely. And the last one that he said you shouldn't do on a long-haul flight is you shouldn't take your shoes off before takeoff. Why? That one's just for safety.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Because if there's an issue with takeoff and you've got to evacuate the plane quickly, Smart. you can't muck around trying to put your shoes on. That's so smart. I never thought about that. Which, again, is an issue for Ben who kicks off his shoes as soon as he gets through customs. Well, to be honest, we're lucky if he wears shoes in the first place. How are you sleeping at the moment, by the way?
Starting point is 00:13:37 I think I'm sleeping pretty well. Do you get affected by the heat? You wouldn't know because you're used to Australian heat. No, people say that. You guys all have air con in your houses in Australia. Yeah, we've all got the air con. I find it, yeah, quite hard to sleep in when it's hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Do you have a fan in your room? No, we put the fan in Tui's room. So you don't have a fan? No. We'll give it to the baby before we take it. Yeah, well, you could afford another fan. Go to Bunnings. They've got heaps.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Touché. We could get a second. Listen to you trying to be the hero. We're like, we've given the baby the fan. Bree, do you think I'm going to starve my child of a fan? Cool. Buy another fan for $40. Yeah, that's a great point. Every year
Starting point is 00:14:18 about this time they end up having a fan shortage. I was absolutely gobsmacked by this fact when I moved to New Zealand Every summer we have A fan shortage And every winter We have a heater shortage
Starting point is 00:14:28 Yes It's like they don't anticipate Those months are coming up Every single year It's like They forget The year before It's like when Lily
Starting point is 00:14:38 Was in charge of buying beds For Big Save Furniture And every month She'd go I've ordered too many beds Oh not again, Lily. And they'd have a sale. She goes, Dad's going to kill me.
Starting point is 00:14:48 It's like, Lily, work out your fricking stock numbers, girl. God. You know? Simple trigonometry. Yeah. On the topic, trigonometry? Is it? I just said any random math word that I knew.
Starting point is 00:15:00 I don't know what trigonometry is. Trigonometry is the one with the triangle. Is it? Yeah, and it's figuring out. Trigonometry is the one with the triangle. Is it? Yeah, and it's figuring out the different, how much space is in the triangle. Oh, yeah. From the angle. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I'm going to take your word for it. Yeah, I don't know. I was going to talk about foods that will keep you awake at night, but I've decided not to. Yeah. I've decided I'm not going to do that. Good for you. I will give you just one fact from this article, though.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Let's talk about other shortages in New Zealand after that. Marmite shortages have had that. Did you know how long you're meant to stop eating before you go to bed? I knew that it was quite a while. I didn't realize it was this long. Between three and four hours. Oh, well, what are they? You should have finished eating between three and four hours before you go to bed.
Starting point is 00:15:43 I'm going to be ravenous. By the time I'll wake up at four in the morning just being like, where's the food? I'm weak. Ravenous. Anyway, that's bedtime. Ravenous. Fan, heater, baby, and food chat all rolled into one.
Starting point is 00:16:02 It's time for the high-low, the best and worst bits of the week. Yes, the producers put this together, and they like to pick their favourite bits and their least favourite bits. Someone usually cops a solid roasting. So let's get into it. This is this week's high-low. Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Usually Clint's the dad of the show, but it turns out Brie actually has the ability to tell a good dad joke, or should I say, dad poem. Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today from NSYNC, It's Gonna Be Me. Do you want to hear a poem that I wrote? Always. Roses are red, but April can't stay. In a couple of weeks, it's gonna be May. It's gonna be May. You spend the whole song writing that?
Starting point is 00:16:53 Yep. Yeah. I'm not good at poetry. I didn't say it was good. I think you're good. Thank you. You should do more. No way.
Starting point is 00:17:01 So the Brian Clint Show is half Kiwi, half Australian, which means quite often we have cultural differences. This week's cultural difference, the hot dog. You guys here in NZ call hot dogs a Dagwood dog. No. No, you call a hot dog. Which hot dog are you talking about? Which is what a Dagwood dog is in Australia.
Starting point is 00:17:17 What are you talking about? Or a Pluto pup. What are you talking about? What do you call the thing? Which hot dog are you talking about? What do you call the thing that is a sausage but it's battered? A hot dog. Weird.
Starting point is 00:17:28 You get it from the fish and chip shop and you call it a hot dog. You call that a hot dog? Yeah. So what do you call an actual hot dog? You mean a sausage in a bun? A hot dog. Is that what you're referring to? Sausage in a bun?
Starting point is 00:17:37 The red sausage in the bun. American hot dog. Yeah, see? That's so bizarre to me. Who calls it a Pluto pup? Well, we call it either. Real ridgy-didge Aussies call it a dagwood dog.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Right. The weirdest bit is that any of them have the word dog in them. That's the real weird thing. Yeah, because they're not actually, let's hope they're not made up of dog.
Starting point is 00:17:54 If anything, it's a hot cow. And finally, Bree told us this week how she once got a boyfriend, but the way she did it was not normal and probably illegal. I actually don't know
Starting point is 00:18:04 if I should share this story. I was working for a company, you know where you do promo stuff? Yeah, like a Jim Beam girl or something. Yes, but not a Jim Beam girl. I was never cut out for that life. But I was working at this tennis event and we were playing this competition where they had to hit these tennis balls into this giant cup and they could win a trip to this train open.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Anyway, this guy who I followed on Instagram rolled up to the beer garden where we all were and I was like, oh my God, that's that guy. And I was like, please come over here. Please come over here. Anyway, he rolls on in with his friends, plays the competition and then you have to put your name and number down on the sheet. This is so illegal.
Starting point is 00:18:38 I took the number off the sheet. That is illegal. I know it is. That's like... Anyway, I text him... That's a breach of privacy. Anyway, I text him. We dated for a year, so.
Starting point is 00:18:48 And that's this week's highs and lows. Catch you next week about this time. On the same day, next time on this week. S***. Bree and Clint. New Zealand's most stolen cars. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As at Herald's new podcast, the front, is your short, sharp daily news podcast.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning as I chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to The Front Page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh no, so now we can see if we're at risk or not. Yeah, they release this every single year because I guess like any trend, thieves have things that they're particularly interested in and they target certain vehicles.
Starting point is 00:19:42 I don't know if it's because those cars are easier to steal or it's because there's more demand for those stolen vehicles. I reckon it'd be a mix. It's like someone told me never to buy a Subaru Forester because apparently they're incredibly easy to steal. Really? Yeah, because you just pull the window out. They don't have any...
Starting point is 00:19:59 Subaru Forester owners know this. They bought it. They're like, look, mate, it's a lifestyle choice, not a safety thing. I love my Forester. There's no frames around the window, so you just pull the window out and reach in and unlock the door. You're joking. That's what I heard. Okay, I've never stolen a Subaru Forester myself.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Sounds different to me. I've got a list here of the top 10 most stolen cars in New Zealand. Do you want to hear it? Yes. So you can see if your car's on there. I hope not. Number 10 is a Toyota Land Cruiser. Really?
Starting point is 00:20:27 Yeah, big bit of kit to steal. I was going to say, not very stealth. Also, I imagine that someone who owns a Toyota Land Cruiser is a pretty tough person. Yeah. I wouldn't mess with them. I'm picturing someone from the country. Yeah. But my parents used to own a Toyota Land Cruiser.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Like Sir Willie Uppiata or something. He'd come out and, anyway. Number nine is your car, Brie, a Mitsubishi Lancer. God damn it! It's the ninth most stolen car in New Zealand in the last 12 months. Trust me, you don't want it. Number eight on the list
Starting point is 00:20:56 is the car that every boy race have wanted at some point in their life. The Mazda, oh no, I thought it was Altezza, but it's not. It's the Mazda Atenza. Which one's that? It's like the Mazda 6 no I thought it was Altezza But it's not It's the Mazda Atenza Which is Which one's that? It's like the Mazda 6 wagon Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:21:08 Yeah Oh yeah Number 7 is a Nissan Torano I don't know what that is Number 6 Toyota Hiace At first I didn't What a van
Starting point is 00:21:17 Yeah at first I didn't get it Why a Toyota Hiace would be in there But I think it's because Lots of tradies have Hiaces So if you steal the van You steal all the tools that are inside there as well. Or maybe they need it for like stakeouts. The van? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Like surveillance. Or maybe they referee a kid's soccer team and they need a van to get the team around. Yeah, that could be it. Number five is producer Ben's car, the Subaru Impreza. Most stolen car in New Zealand in the last 12 months. Number four is a Ford Courier van. I imagine for the same reasons as the Toyota Hiace. Yeah, same reason.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Number three is a Subaru Legacy. Lots of Subarus. That's like a fancy Subaru. Yeah. The Legacy. Is it fancy? I think so. It's like one of their upper models.
Starting point is 00:22:03 No, it's just a Subaru station wagon. Oh. i don't know um number two holden commodore again tough guy car people love the commodores also there's a chance you're stealing an undercover cop car making that you break into it and then all of a sudden you see you're in a cop car what do you do they do good burnouts so arrest yourself and number one the most stolen car In New Zealand Over the last 12 months Is Toyota Hilux Really? It's a fairly
Starting point is 00:22:34 Anti-climatic list Like I don't know What car I was going to say That would make you go Wow You should have lied And said it was Ellie's car Or Toyota Corolla
Starting point is 00:22:42 And then we should have Stolen her car out of the car park and been like, see? Okay, I change it. We told you. Oh, I got it wrong. Number one's a Toyota Corolla. Sorry, Ellie.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Oh, no. You'd be so upset to lose that 1992 Toyota Corolla in champagne colour. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second One second
Starting point is 00:23:14 You know the one second song challenge It's where me and Brie go head to head Guessing songs Pretty much By only hearing parts of the song Just a tiny, tiny bit We play on behalf of you And if you can correctly pick the winner Pretty much, by only hearing parts of the song. Just a tiny, tiny bit. We play on behalf of you, and if you can correctly pick the winner,
Starting point is 00:23:30 you'll get some free mobile fuel. Sam's here. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey, guys. Who you got? Who's your winning horse for the One Second Song Challenge? I've got to go with my boy Clint today. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:41 All right, good luck. That means William. You could be on the winning team, Will. Yeah, well, I'd like to think so, Brie. I think you're going to take this one out. Thank you, mate. Thank you. Okay. We'll hand it over to producer Ellie,
Starting point is 00:23:54 who runs the One Second Song Challenge. Okay, so it's first to three, and I need song title and artist name, and we're going to start from the start of each song. Can we test our buzzers, please? Yes, Brie, we can test the buzzers. Because I have been getting the raw deal. Test your buzzer, go on.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Alright, that's my buzzer. Nice, and now Clint. Yeah! Jeepers, alright, they're working. Okay. Here we go. Alright, first song. That one goes to Clint. That song there is Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I knew that one. That is correct. I was so close to saying Alicia Keys for some reason too. Damn it. Alright, 1-0 to Clint. Alright, song number two. Oh, what is this? Oh, I know it. Song number two. Oh, what is this?
Starting point is 00:24:47 Oh, I know it. Should we know it? I know it. I know it, but I don't know the title of it. I know who sings it. Yes, Clint, you got it? Yes, that song is One step closer I have died every day
Starting point is 00:25:12 Waiting for you Darling, no Is it Christina Perri, Jar of Hearts? That is the correct artist But it's the incorrect title You get a free guess, it's Christina Perri But what is the song name? I was there every night
Starting point is 00:25:28 waiting for you. It's something hard. I know what it is. I know what it is. No, don't. I know what it is. Clint. Waiting for you.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Okay, do you want to get a guess? Is it waiting for you? No, I know what it is. Okay, Clint, you now get a free guess. Do I get a guess back? It's Christina Perri, A Thousand Years. That is correct. What an obscure song.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Well, you know, I've got to keep you on your toes here, guys. Jesus. All right, this is song number three. Have you got the buzzers ready? No, thank you, Bree. I now do. You're welcome. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:26:04 This is song number three, and Clint could win this one here. Oh, God. I've been drinking. Brie. I know this so bad. I know this so bad. Beyonce. I've got two titles in my head.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Yes. I've forgotten the name of the song now, too. She goes, I've been drinking. I've got two titles in my head. Yes. I've forgotten the name of the song now too. She goes, I've been drinking, I've been drinking. I Want You? No. No. Is it Surfboard? It's not Surfboard.
Starting point is 00:26:37 It's not. We woke up in the kitchen thinking, how, how. Oh, no. Drunken Love, Beyonce. That is correct Yes He's had a shocker this week We did it Sam Congratulations
Starting point is 00:26:54 Some free mobile fuel Coming your way Awesome Thanks guys Is it just me Or does this game Really fill you with adrenaline Is that Clint's
Starting point is 00:27:02 First win in a while Just checking. Welcome, welcome. It's good to be here. Bree and Clint. That was shocking. ZM. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:27:12 How are you going? How are you going? You good? Yeah, you good? Yeah, good. You good? Look, I feel like this might be actually really good for a few people listening right now. Actually, probably most people listening because what does everyone want in life?
Starting point is 00:27:23 A new car. No. Win L car. No. Win Lotto. No. Not all materialistic. Oh, that new Pizza Hut pizza that's got the KFC popcorn chicken on top of it. No. I was thinking a healthy, loving relationship.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Oh, I've got one of those. Yeah, but do you know how to keep it? Yep. Do you know the key? Keep on keeping on. You sound like you need this more than anyone um in our show most of us are in relationships and an article got released about the most successful key to a long and healthy relationship okay i joke but i do prioritize my relationship yeah you're actually interested in this if there's something here that i can
Starting point is 00:28:03 incorporate into what i'm doing then then I'm all for it. Great. Because what would you describe your relationship? I mean, it's a bit hard for you because you've got a newborn baby. But before that, would you say like you and Lucy, would you be super active? Would you get out and do a lot of stuff, a lot of activities? Within reason. Yeah, within reason?
Starting point is 00:28:21 Yeah, I'd say we enjoy a 50-50 lifestyle. Okay, cool. So if you overe if you if you go if you overexert you need to do some under exerting as well yeah yeah yeah what about you produce early oh we just sort of watch tv and stuff i already knew the answer that's why i wanted to get you in here uh so this key and what this article says uh the key to a successful and long relationship is actually being as boring as possible together. Yes. Really?
Starting point is 00:28:50 I'm all for this. I'm for it. Because that's not what they tell you. They say you've got to put effort in and you've got to change things up. You need to keep it fresh and go new places for dinner. Do new and exciting things. Yeah. No, this article is saying the complete opposite.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Pretty much they're saying that if you put all this kind of extra things into your relationship and you're always trying to reinvent it pretty much, they're like eventually it can all come undone. Right. So predictability is key. That's what they're saying. If you have a takeaway that you like, just eat that takeaway. Am I getting the gist of it? Hey, it's like when you go to a restaurant and you know don't order don't order something you
Starting point is 00:29:29 know new and exciting because it might be bad right don't take don't take the risk stick to what you know so does this extend to all um elements of your relationship like does it extend to travel do you go if you if you've got the place you like to go on holiday? Because I know I've got a couple of friends who have figured out where they like to go, and now that's the only place they go. I've got one friend who likes going to Rarotonga. I think that's fine. He just goes to Rarotonga.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I think that's fine. I mean, he's taken every girlfriend that he's ever had to Rarotonga. Well, that's a bit weird. I've also got a friend who her and her husband just love going to Hawaii. So now all their holidays are in Hawaii because they know where the good restaurants are. And it's an actual holiday because they don't stress the whole time about finding anything. Does this extend to...
Starting point is 00:30:13 Missionary? Yeah, okay, you've used the word now. I was going to say indoor gardening because we usually use a code word, but yep. Does it extend to those activities? Indoor gardening. It doesn't mention that, but I'm going to say...
Starting point is 00:30:28 Because if it says be as boring as possible, damn, I could be The Bachelor. Sign him up, TVNZ. He's ready to go. I found this list. You might have seen it, actually. It got posted by Ladbible on Instagram, and it's a list of the movies that contain the most F-bombs.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Actually, Ben can beep this. The most F-bombs. Who calls them F-bombs? Okay, well, be careful. He can't beep too much, okay? Look at him. He's already panicking. And I thought, rather than me give you this list,
Starting point is 00:31:02 why don't we talk to movie aficionado, newest owner of a movie room in the new house. Yep, theater room. And also a person who hates F-words, your mum, Mama Di. Yeah, she's not a big fan of the F-word, that's for sure. So this is not going to be a pleasant chat. Well, maybe she's got an opinion on it. Maybe she's seen the movie.
Starting point is 00:31:24 And maybe she thinks that the F-words, while they are the most F-words ever delivered in a movie, maybe they are in context. I can tell you now, she won't care. She'll hate it anyway. Oh, no. Hello? Mama Di, Bree and Clint. How are you?
Starting point is 00:31:40 Hi, Mum. Yeah, good, guys. I'll just hop out. I'm just here having coffee with Cheryl and Sharon, a friend of mine. I'll just go outside. Cheryl the Pearl, Mum's sister. Your sister, Cheryl. Hey, we won't keep you.
Starting point is 00:31:53 We just needed to talk to a movie buff. I've got some movie news, and I wanted to run it past you because you know the most about movies, we feel. Oh, I don't know about that, but I love them. I've got a list here of the movies that contain the most if words of all time. Oh, okay. Does that sound like your type of film? Probably not, but if it's some of the ones that are out there,
Starting point is 00:32:16 well, then what's his name, Saul Casey? What's his name? Saul Casey. Yeah. Saul Casey. Aladdin Saul Casey. Yeah, he does those kind of movies. I'm going to run this list past you,
Starting point is 00:32:27 and you just tell us if you've seen any of them. Number three on the list of most F-words in a movie of all time is a movie from 1997 called Nell by Mouth. Do you know that movie? No, I don't. 428 F-bombs in that movie. A lot of F-bombs, apparently, Mum. How on earth is there any other dialogue?
Starting point is 00:32:45 Number two on the list is a Spike Lee movie from 99 called Summer of Sam. Have you seen Summer of Sam? No, I haven't. 435 F-bombs in that movie. Oh my goodness me. And the number one movie on the all-time F-bomb list is... The Wolf of Wall Street. Surely you've seen Leonardo Di list is... The Wolf of Wall Street. Surely you've seen Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Oh, my word, I have. Did you like that movie? I love that movie, but if Leonardo... It kind of diverts your attention from the language. Yeah, right. Okay. We're going to play you a little clip and you can tell us... Do you want to give her a rating on this? Yeah, you give us your rating of this scene here
Starting point is 00:33:29 I'm not leaving I'm not f***ing leaving The show goes on Feelings towards that? Look, I think it could have been expressed in other ways Right You know, I don't think you have to use that language or that word I think it's appropriate sometimes
Starting point is 00:33:52 Yeah, but how fun is it to say? I'm not f***ing leaving! Oh, Brianna What about this bit? What about Wales here? Moby f*** dicks And with this script, I'm going to teach each and every one of you to be Captain A-hab. Captain who? Captain A-hab.
Starting point is 00:34:11 The book, mother******, the book. Turn your brain on. We're a new company. My ears are burning. Where's some soap? I'm going to wash his mouth out with soap. So if you were the chief censor for the Wolf of Wall Street, that was coming out tomorrow, with 569 F-bombs in three hours, an average of 3.1 F-bombs per minute, what rating, like R13, PG15, would you give the Wolf of Wall Street mum a die?
Starting point is 00:34:41 I think it has to be a rating of over 18, well and truly. That's not a porno. And half the Fs. Let's take half the Fs out. Oh, you don't mind half the Fs, do you? Well, I think sometimes you have to get the gist of what's going on. But really, I mean... But when you really actually say it,
Starting point is 00:34:59 I'm not leaving! I'm not f***ing leaving! See, it's different. It sounds way better. Oh, you can be angry and you don't have to throw every second word in, though. You should try it. Yeah, Mum, give us one. I'll give you the...
Starting point is 00:35:12 No. No. No. Not f***ing leaving. Give us one. No. Just one, Mum. Just one.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Just one and we'll leave you alone. All I'm going to say is I'm not ever going to leave you. That's all I'm saying. Oh, she's a badass. It's Friday and it's time for... And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie.
Starting point is 00:35:42 It's the best. I listen every Friday I never miss Friday Oki Thanks Brian Clint You've made my Friday again Friday Oki Every Friday we go head to head In an epic singing battle
Starting point is 00:35:58 We've changed the game this year You guys choose the song Brie put forward Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl I put J-Lo up because of the Superbowl I have made a big mistake. You guys chose Brie's song, Katy Perry. Deceivingly
Starting point is 00:36:16 very difficult. We have each had 15 minutes with our professional audio engineer. I went in after Brie and apparently you said when you got in there, yeah, I've won with two Katy Perry songs before. Well, that's what I thought, and then this song owned me, let's just say. What we need you guys to do
Starting point is 00:36:33 is listen to both Friday Okies and then call us on 0800-DARLS-IT-M and tell us who your winner is. Bree, because it's your song, you get the honour of going first. Oh, joy. Good luck. I'm so sorry. Oh, joy. Good luck. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:36:47 We're all rooting for you. This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you
Starting point is 00:37:14 Caught my attention I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight
Starting point is 00:37:40 I kissed a girl and I liked it I bloody loved and I liked it I bloody loved it I liked it Nice harmonies. I don't think she liked it after that. Mate, if you're struggling with it, how do you think I'm going to go with it? How hard is the chorus?
Starting point is 00:37:58 Yeah. It's so hard. Okay, that's Breeze Friday, Oki. Is it better or worse than mine? Good luck. Yeah, thanks, mate. This was never the way I planned Not my intention
Starting point is 00:38:13 I got so brave Drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to. Just wanna try you on. I'm curious for you. Caught my attention. I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 The taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it. I liked it. Did you?
Starting point is 00:39:10 Remember, I had to sing that with balls. I've got... Oh, excuses, excuses. There was some physical part of me that didn't want to go into that part of that song. I had to sing that with a womb. That's it. You know what? I feel like that song there,
Starting point is 00:39:26 we sounded very similar. Yeah, I think this is an even battle. Wasn't it? I think we might have found our mutual ground. I thought it was quite even. Make a choice for us, okay?
Starting point is 00:39:34 0800 dial ZM. We need five people to call through and pick the winner of Friday Okie this week, okay? Oh, God. As always, you can text your feedback
Starting point is 00:39:43 to our 9696. Bree and Clint. It's time for the results of Friday O.K. Friday O.K. Okay, you know the deal. We've both put our hearts and souls on the line with our best rendition of Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl. Brie sounded like this.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I kissed a girl and I liked it. I bloody loved it. I liked it. Not good loved it. I liked it. Not good for me this week. And mine sounded like this. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I liked it. Have I had back-to-back losses?
Starting point is 00:40:19 I feel like it's a triple loss coming my way. Well, I'm not 100% sure. Let's focus on today and see what New Zealand thinks. Sam's here. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. How are you guys? How are you going?
Starting point is 00:40:29 Good, thank you. Sam, you've heard both. Who were you voting for? Well, they were both bad, but correct me if I'm wrong. Clint, you've met Katy Perry? I have met Katy Perry. Yeah, one of the greatest and most awkward days of my life. Yeah, and you still let her down that bad, so you're not getting my vote.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Bree gets my vote. Damn. Way to pull back and then sock me right in the face. Yeah, gee, savage, but I'll take it. Okay, thanks, Sam. One to Bree. Frank's here. Hey, Frank.
Starting point is 00:40:58 G'day, guys. G'day, Frank. What are your thoughts? Who are you voting for on Friday, Oki? Oh, I've got to go with Clint. Oh. Oh. You know what? Come on, Frank. Iki? Oh, I've got to go with Clint. Oh. Oh. You know what?
Starting point is 00:41:06 Come on, Frank. I've got experience. I've got to be honest with you. Maybe my hearing's off this week. I didn't think mine sounded that bad. You think that about yours every week. I just thought if it had to be a man's version, I thought I did all right. Would you agree with me, Frank?
Starting point is 00:41:20 Oh, you won it in the chorus is what I'd say. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, no, that's fair. I thoroughly appreciate that. That won all going into our third vote. Sally's say. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, no, that's fair. I thoroughly appreciate that. One all going into our third vote. Sally's here. Hi, Sally. Hi, Sally.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Hello. What are your thoughts this week? Friday, Oki, who are you voting for? My throat hurts for both of you guys, but I'm going to have to go for Brie. Yes, my girl. I appreciate that. I'm glad it's your throat that hurts and not your ears,
Starting point is 00:41:42 because that's what a lot of the texts that we're getting in. It's more pain in the ears that people are communicating with. The eardrums. Yeah. It rattles right down into the eardrums. Yeah, and really upset dogs as well. Thank you, Sally. That puts the scores at 2-1 to Bree.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Dan's here. Hey, Dan. G'day, Dan. Hey, team. How are you? Good, good. Some honest feedback first, I reckon, before you vote. Have you got any honest feedback For our Friday Okie this week
Starting point is 00:42:05 A Katy Perry classic As done by us two The song choice was awesome I like that But the decision I'm not going to lie It's a lesser of two evils Neither of you were that good
Starting point is 00:42:18 I would have to agree with you I like that This is really mean Lead with a compliment Who are you giving it to? If you had to, had to, had to choose someone, who are you voting for? Clint, I'm really sorry. It's going to be Bree.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Yes! She's back, baby! You just handed her the win, Dan. Yes, Dan! Thank you! What have I done? What have you done? He didn't know his vote was that powerful.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Okay, no, you've got at least three points ahead. Emma, let's round it out with five votes anyway. Who are you voting for? I'm going to vote for Bree. Yes! No, we don't need to take Emma's vote. No, we do. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Let her have her say. Her votes are relevant. No, Emma, we love to hear your thoughts. Thanks, I know. Very important. Okay, congratulations. Thanks. I know. Very important. Okay. Congratulations. Thank you, mate.
Starting point is 00:43:07 I feel like we both had experience in the song. I didn't think mine was that bad. I didn't think it was that. I felt like it was pretty even today. That's what I thought. And I feel like you needed this one more than I did. I really did. Your confidence really needed it.
Starting point is 00:43:20 I feel like it might have been a couple of pity votes in there. And I'll take it. Time for Birthday Banger. That's right. This is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was actually top of the charts on your 16th, and then we'll play the best one out of three. Meg's here.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Hey, Meg. Hi, Meg. Hello. What's your birthday, Meg? The 24th of October, 1988. All right. Hi, Meg. Hello. What's your birthday, Meg? The 24th of October, 1988. All right, you were 16. Oh. Because it's gone a bit too early.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Well, I might have gone a bit early on Meg's one, but let's pretend I didn't. Not unusual for him, Meg. Don't worry about it. He was 16 in 2004 on the 24th of October, and this is your birthday banger. I didn't see that one coming. Who would have guessed? Meg, you've got Scribe and PNC and P-Money stopped the music
Starting point is 00:44:15 for your birthday banger. Banger? I don't know. I don't know if I'd consider that a banger actually, no. Are you right? This song slaps. What's wrong with you? No, it's a rubber song.
Starting point is 00:44:28 I'm disappointed. Oh, fair hate. No, I appreciate Meg's honesty. I'm so disappointed in Meg. I like the song, though. Let's get Tom on. Hey, Tom. Hi, Tom.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Hey, guys. How you going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Tom? It's the 18th of March, 1996. All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 18th of March. And, Tom, this is your birthday banger. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Did you guys have Chris Rene in Australia? Yep. Yeah. He won X Factor in the UK. US. He didn't win it. He was on it. And went big, right?
Starting point is 00:45:02 He went big. But he only went big in New Zealand and Australia. Really? Yeah, that's it. Didn't know that. Do you remember Chris Rene, Tom? Yeah, he was a one-hit wonder, kind of like the other group, the Hot Mess Express. Hey!
Starting point is 00:45:16 No, that's fair. That's fair. Well, one hit so far, Tom. Thank you very much. We've still got a bit of time. Wait there, we'll get one more birthday banger for Ginny. Hi, Ginny. Hi, Ginny.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Hi, Ginny. Hi. What's your birthday? Ginny. Hi, Ginny. Hi. What's your birthday? 26th of March, 1990. All right, you were 16 in 2006 on the 26th of March. And back in the mid-2000s, this had a number one hit. I always wondered if there was an uncensored version of this song. This is it.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Yeah, right? A lot of beats. Yeah, where they take away the beat. It is beat by Pussycat Dolls, right? Yes, Pussycat Dolls. I think nearly my favourite Pussycat Dolls song. Do you like it, Ginny? Oh, yeah, it goes off.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Yeah, okay. Trust me, some hips have been thrusted during that song. Is that what you want to play for Birthday Banger today? For Friday? I like all of them. Yeah, we've got been thrusted during that song. Or is that what you want to play for Birthday Banger today? For Friday? I like all of them. Yeah, we've got PNC and Scribe. We've got Chris Rene, Young Homie. Young Homie, what you tripping on?
Starting point is 00:46:12 Yeah, that's the one. And Pussycat Dolls, Beep. This is really hard. I don't think I've been this torn for a while. I'm going to go Scribe. Yeah, see, my gut says To go Scribe Or Chris Rene Yep
Starting point is 00:46:26 Just cause Like when would you hear That Young Homie song No Almost never anymore Almost never But is there a reason for that I did like the song
Starting point is 00:46:37 Go with your gut What do you wanna play Nah I'm gonna go Scribe You're gonna go Scribe Yeah Okay that means Meg You win birthday banger,
Starting point is 00:46:45 even though you hate the song. Yeah. Sorry, Meg. We'll catch you in a couple of songs time when you turn the radio back over, all right, mate? Thanks, guys. See you, Meg. Free and clean.
Starting point is 00:46:57 See you. And I hope you feel my pain. Hope you don't forget my name. For the cause I claim and the reason I came. Tell me, was it all in vain? I walk all in chain for the midnight rain I'd sing. And the man would say, stop the music playing loud and clear. Cause they don't want to hear, oh Lord, they don't want to hear. But it's loud clear, and it's deep inside my soul. And I refuse to lose.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Nope. I've never been the type to quit. You probably give up now and just turn back around. But that's one of many differences because I don't care what the distance is. I told you I'd take it all the way. I couldn't just walk away and just pretend like I don't have more to say. Stop the music playing loud and clear. Cause they don't want to hear.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Oh Lord, they don't want to hear. But it's loud and clear. And it's deep inside my soul. They can't hold me down no more. They got to let me go. Bracelet hands, say my name, let it break Cause I know what I gotta do, I could've stopped now even if I wanted to They told me, give it up, it's impossible, never bury my head in the sand like the ostrich do And I'm young and I still got a lot to prove I can't stop, won't stop, unstoppable Elevated, breaking down, all obstacles
Starting point is 00:48:47 Until I heard a voice from the other side of the room telling me to Stop the music playing loud and clear Cause they don't wanna hear, oh lord, they don't wanna hear But it's loud and clear, and it's deep inside my soul They can't hold me down no more. They got to let me go. Say my name, a little prank. Raise your hands. Say my name, a little prank, prank. Raise your hands. Say my name, a little prank, prank. Raise your hands.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Say my name, a little prank, prank. Raise your hands. Say my name, a little prank, prank. Raise your hands. Say my name, a little prank, prank. Diddy and Bree and Clint, there you go. It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Meg today at Scribe and PNC Stop the Music. Good one for a Friday.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Yeah, throwback too. Yeah. Good tune. Good throwback. Okay, also on that track for the Trainspotters, P-Money's doing the scratching, and I think Blindspot are doing the guitars and drums on that track. So it's like a big Kiwi music.
Starting point is 00:50:06 It's like an all-in. Orgy. I wouldn't have said that. I was going to say all-in brawl or. Orgy. No, well, technically. I've heard your criticism. Everyone involved.
Starting point is 00:50:18 I've heard your criticism, and I've decided we're going with orgy. Describe orgy. This article caught my attention and it's titled this. Forget elbows on the table. These are the manners in 2020 that really matter. Okay. Which I found that quite interesting. I was like, ooh, I want to know. Did you come from an elbows on the table as bad manners household?
Starting point is 00:50:44 Not really. Neither? No. I don't from an elbows on the table as bad manners household? Not really. Neither? No. I don't understand why elbows on the table would be bad manners. What was your parents' biggest pet peeve when it came to, you know, what did they really harp on about? They didn't like us sitting on tables. Oh, yeah, that was one in our family too.
Starting point is 00:51:00 That's tapu in New Zealand. You shouldn't do that. It's bad luck, isn't it? It's bad juju, yeah. What were they big on? We were a shoes-off house. Were you? That's tapu in New Zealand You shouldn't do that It's bad luck isn't it Bad juju Yeah What are my parents What are they big on We were a shoes off house Were you
Starting point is 00:51:09 Yeah we were a shoes off house Which was radical for me Partnering with my wife Lucy Who's a shoes on house She's a shoes on person Yeah Oh see that's interesting Yeah
Starting point is 00:51:19 Because we were a shoes on family How can you be shoes on When your dad is a farmer Well see he would take his boots off. Yeah. But like us kids, we'd go to school and stuff. We were allowed
Starting point is 00:51:29 shoes-on in the house. Yeah, right. Because we had wood floors most of our lives. Maxo relaxo in your house. Yeah, with dogs inside, cats.
Starting point is 00:51:36 We had birds, ducks. Yeah. Typical farmhouse. Anyway. Ducks. Yeah, we had ducks. In the house.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Yeah, they used to bath in the bath with us. Really? It was so cute. I've got videos. Who are you? Dr. Ducks. Yeah, we had ducks. In the house. Yeah, they used to bath in the bath with us. Really? It was so cute. I've got videos. Who are you, Dr. Doolittle? It's a typical farm family. People from the country will know what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Okay, all right, yeah. So what are the manners that you need in 2020? This is a few of them. Someone said how to use your device in company. Okay. Which means obviously, you know. Don't. Don't.
Starting point is 00:52:10 It says here, phone screens are a part of our lives, so we've got to be realistic, but manners still apply. We have a rule when eating out, whenever it's just us or with others, order and eat first. Then when everyone's done, you can be on your phone. Right. Have you ever done it? Yeah, I don't understand groups who go out together and sit on their phone at restaurants.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Well, it might be a family, I guess. I don't know. It might be kids. It might be the rule for the kids or something. Yeah, I get that. Have you ever had that rule in a group of friends where you do the phone tower? Yeah. I love that rule.
Starting point is 00:52:41 People get so pissed off. Remember we tried to do it at the zdm christmas party yes and people were butt hurt you would think that i'd taken one of their kidneys they're like when will i get this phone back i'm like i've had it for six minutes people going nuts hey yeah um another one that they said manners that matter these days sorry and thank you can save a moment or a relationship. Yeah. So they're saying you can't underestimate the power of the simple words because apparently in these days, day and age,
Starting point is 00:53:11 a lot of people just can't say sorry or admit when they're wrong. That seems fairly timeless, that. Fairly timeless, I think. That's not necessarily a modern manners. That's one that just hasn't gone away. I agree. This one, maybe not. Saying hello properly.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It says here, be welcoming and make it clear that you want to engage. It sets the tone for the interaction. We can kind of miss that in our generation. Just make it clear that you want to be there. Yeah. That's the big one.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Because you might be actually really happy to be doing something, being at a job interview, meeting a new person. It literally sets the tone Whatever it is For the whole But if you don't outwardly Project that People will either go Well they don't want to be here Or that person's a dick
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah That's the other one Straight away Yeah you can catch them On the back foot Door etiquette What's a door etiquette It says here
Starting point is 00:53:57 Holding doors No it says Knock on closed doors Wait for an answer And then enter None of this Knocking on doors and opening the door straight away. If these are the manners that we're feeling the need to bring back in in 2020, we're screwed.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Like, we must be the most horrible. You know what? Mark Richardson on the AM show must be right. We must be the worst generation if we're not doing any of these things. Mark Richardson is never right. Trust me, that's one thing I do know. I want to take a second to talk about contraceptives. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Because it is very important and I feel like we should educate ourselves on, you know, all the options. All the options. And there is some new information about different male contraceptives. Okay. That might be coming to the market in the near future. At prison, I only know of one or two. Do you know the one or two? Because literally all I could find on the internet
Starting point is 00:54:53 was two different choices. Yeah, I would say that your standard condoms would be one of those choices. And the other one, I was joking about there being two. Is there something else available for men to use? Yes, I was joking about there being two. There's something else available for men to use. Yes, there is. A vasectomy.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Oh. Right. Technically. All right. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Technically a choice.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Yep. So they're the two options for men. Us females, we've got about eight. We've got a lot. It's like whenever these contraceptions were created in the 50s or 60s Whatever it was
Starting point is 00:55:26 I imagine some evil scientist Who's done all these experiments on women He's like how can we stop them from having the babies What can we do And he found things to insert into you guys And drugs for you guys to take And for men he's like what should we do for men Just give them this rubber thing
Starting point is 00:55:44 Give them a sock That will take care of it do you want to know the different options for females that are out there yeah um so of course there's the most common one uh the contraceptive pill yep of which there's like 50 different varieties which there is a million all have different side oh my god it's crazy um and it sometimes takes females a long time to find the right one. And some people never find the right one. There's also the female condom, otherwise known as the diaphragm. Okay, that's, yep. Which I think is an old school thing.
Starting point is 00:56:16 I feel like it's an old school thing. I don't think I've ever seen one. Do you remember the episode of Friends? Yes. Where Monica had one? Weird. Was that a 90s thing? I reckon that was a 90s thing.
Starting point is 00:56:28 So no disrespect if you're a diaphragm user listening to the Brian Clint show. We just, I've never. It's just I think a more unusual option these days. Yeah, I've never heard of anybody using one. Yeah, neither. There's the two versions of the coil, the hormonal and the non-hormonal. An implant that's inserted into your arm, which is hectic.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Have you ever seen it? Nah. It's literally like they shove this thing into your arm Is it like a spring? Like a spring. Well, it's like a little metal thing. Like a little metal pill kind of thing. An injection. You can get an injection that lasts for three months. A patch, you can get a patch
Starting point is 00:57:07 well like a nicotine patch yeah pretty much anyway and that's pretty much and there's different kinds of options within those there's also yeah obviously the coil and stuff like that that you can get by operation well nice to have options I guess
Starting point is 00:57:22 I know but those days could soon be over and done with because the Scottish researchers have developed a robotic screening system that can quickly access how different chemicals affect the human sperm. Yeah. this robot that has sped up this thing where they can test all these different things where essentially what they're trying to do is stop the swimmers from actually being able to swim far enough right so you're telling me that this robot is working on a new contraceptive for men yes right which i mean we've talked about this for years haven't we we've talked about a male contraceptive pill for years yeah Yeah. You've always said, and I know your take on this, is that men aren't responsible enough. Yeah, and that's not me abdicating responsibility.
Starting point is 00:58:12 I think men should be responsible. I just don't think that the majority of us are. And if the job falls to us, we're less likely to take it religiously than you guys are. And this is the horrible truth because it's not us who will get pregnant. It's not me being selfish. It's just the reality of it.
Starting point is 00:58:31 It won't be a physical change to our body. And yeah, it'll be our baby. But guys, I don't think, not all guys. I'm not putting all guys in this category. I don't know if I agree. But I don't know if people think that far ahead. I don't know if I agree because if you're in a relationship and say your girlfriend comes to you and she says, look, the pill that I'm taking, I can't take it anymore.
Starting point is 00:58:50 It's making me, whatever reason, you need to take this or else we're going to have a baby and we're together. So there's obviously responsibility. You wouldn't take it? Right. I didn't think about the relationship side of it. I think that might be different from the single. If she came to you as the guy in the relationship and goes, hey, I didn't think about the relationship side of it. I think that might be different from the single. If she came to you
Starting point is 00:59:05 as the guy in the relationship and goes, hey, I ain't taking this shit anymore. It's your turn. It's your turn. And if you don't take it, we ain't doing it. I've changed my mind. I think it might entice people. Yeah, I think it might entice the men. I think guys might be very religious.
Starting point is 00:00:00 Fill up. Redeem points for rewards. Very religious.

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