ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – February 8th 2019

Episode Date: February 8, 2019

Beat The BullOur song – some chart infoDean McCarthy Live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekLiquid chipsSachi in studioWhat did you do for experience?1 second song challenge!Hot Mess Express Top40 charts...Concert GoersBirthday Banger!We got played in a club in the USANew rugby sponsorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The way you're moving, I feel something cooking, because I really want to rock with you, because you gotta love the things you know, there's something... You know we're recording, eh? You know we're recording. No, we're not. Welcome to the podcast. Oh, shit! It was nice, it was nice.

Was it? You've got a beautiful voice. Thank you. I haven't heard that before. You sound like a rural Australian Jamelia. It goes off in the Northern Territory. Oh, yeah. They can't get Jamelia there, so they just grab some apple farmer's daughter. Like, you want to come do karaoke? No one will know the difference. Welcome to the podcast intro, where for the first time we're recording this before we do the difference. Welcome to the podcast intro where for the first time we're recording this before we do the show. Normally we've finished the show and we're on a bit of a buzz or we're

a bit depressed or whatever it is, hungry. Had a few beers. Today we legitimately don't know what's in this podcast. No. We don't know. It's a mystery to us as well. Usually we're coming to you from the future. Don't say we've had a few beers. Sorry, we've had six beers. Got to get the amount right. I don't think you're allowed to drink on the radio. No, you're not. Legally. Are you not allowed to drink at all? Not at all. What about Hosking must have a wine review on his show

or something. Surely you can have a drink. For people on the podcast, who is Mike Hosking? Mike Hosking is the number one talkback radio host in New Zealand. He's like the Ray Hadley of New Zealand for our Aussie listeners. Who's Ray Hadley? He's like Mike Hosking, but in Aussie.

Does he do a wine review? Oh, he does some other reviews. I've never listened to his show, to be honest. All I'm saying is, surely the law is you can't be drunk. Not you can't be having a beer. But, hey, can we be drunk for the podcast intro, though? Ooh, that's a fun question. I'd love to do a drunk podcast.

Would you, though? Why are you not keen for that? Well, have you hung out with you drunk? I'm fun! Ben, get the sense already, okay? This is what the... Actually, no, I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you.

This is what the podcast would sound like if Brie recorded it drunk. Hey, fuck! Hey, hey, hey, fuckhead! That was me trying to censor myself. Bree's swearing goes up about 300% as soon as she gets drunk. Remember that Michael Jackson video we filmed that time? Yes, I remember. Doesn't mean I'm a bad person.

I didn't say you were a bad person. Just swear a little bit. I'm just saying your drunk podcast would be R18. Did you see there's a Ron Burgundy podcast coming out? Is there? So, yeah, and it's Will Ferrell doing Ron Burgundy and he's going to interview famous people, I guess kind of like the Joe Rogan podcast,

except it's hosted by Ron Burgundy. Love it. Would you listen to it? I'd listen to that. Yeah, it actually sounds like it'll be quite good. I love Will Ferrell and we all know you love Will Ferrell. You picked him in your ideal celebrity threesome when you could have picked two ladies. I want to take that back.

No, you can't take it back. Because I didn't understand the rules. Can we get Will Ferrell on the show, please? No. Just to tell him that he's in Clint's ideal celebrity threesome. If you get him on, you have to get the Trivago girl on as well. Oh, well, that shouldn't be too hard. Here's the podcast.

Zed-Ams! Zed-Ams! Now let me see you dance! be too hard. Here's the podcast. Oh baby, we're on. It's Friday. We are eight days away from Float. The Hot Mess Express is in full flight. Choo choo! We had our first official interview with Fletchford and Megan this morning. That was nice, wasn't it? We've turned into a couple of divas. Oh, we've turned

into real artist types, you know? That was too early for me. And they didn't talk enough about the music. I didn't talk about the music. I just wanted to talk about the meaning behind the song and what the music is about, you know? We have had an incredible 48 hours. The song is still sitting at number one in the New Zealand iTunes chart.

So thank you. Everybody who has purchased the song, streamed the song. It's now on Spotify as well. Thank you so much for that. It's on Google Play. It has absolutely blown our face off. It's on Shazam. It's on everything.

It's on Apple Music. You can get it on every platform. Yeah, we've got it everywhere. It's on YouTube. Yeah, it's on YouTube. The song is obviously the Hot Mess Express. Send it. We're not going to play it right now.

We are going to smash it throughout the show, though. Don't you worry about that. Also, we today have the official New Zealand chart come out. So there's two different ones. The iTunes chart updates every 15 minutes, and it's just songs that are being bought from there. The official New Zealand chart is every radio station, everywhere that you can buy music from,

every record store if they still exist, all put together and this is the official one. After one day of sales, is there any chance, is there any chance at all that the Hot Mess Express is in the official New Zealand top 40? I think it's an absolute long shot. We're going to find out live together when the chart comes out at five o'clock.

I have heard that we are charting in Aussie as well now. Are you lying? No. Where are we charting in Australia? I've just looked at the official iTunes charts for Aussie and we're sitting inside the top 100. Yeah. At 97.

Hey, still good. It's pretty good. If this was the Triple J hottest 100, we'd be 97. We'd get a spin. We'd be in the top 97th percentile. Is that what you say with songs or is it just a baby thing? I'll take it. It's going to be a big day today as well.

So hold your breath with us, New Zealand, as we get closer to that set at Float. And if you want to be there, get a ticket, man. It's going to be a huge day. $65 to be out on the water with us all day long. And the weather is looking to be an absolute ripper. Right now, if you need some money, maybe for your float tickets, why don't you give us a call? 0800-DIAL-ZM.

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Bree and Clint. ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Beat the Bull. Okay, thanks to Lone Star. We've got a trip to give away. Well, they have a trip to give away to Nashville and Cabo St. Lucas.

All you have to do is head into Lone Star, scan your Lone Star Loyal app with any purchase before the end of February, and you're in that drawer. And thanks to Lone Star, we've been giving away a ton of cash with Beat the Bull. Beat the Bull's a great game. You sit on an imaginary bull and you get off when you have enough money, but if you hold on too long and get greedy, it'll buck you off and you get nothing. You get zero.

We've given away a good amount of money and this is the last one today. Oh, I'm hoping it's a big one, but as we said yesterday, you never know. Hi, Catherine. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, how are you? Really good, yeah. Good, I'm hoping it's a big one, but as we said yesterday, you never know. Hi, Catherine. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, how are you? Really good, yeah. Good, thank you. Yesterday it went up to $1,000. Did you hear that? I know. Yes, I heard it. Now, Logic would suggest that

on the last day, they've got to give away all the money, right? So it'd go quite big? Yeah. But we don't know how much money we've got left over. We don't get to hear this before it goes on the radio, so we genuinely don't know how much you're in for. No worries. I'm feeling risky.

It is a Friday. I'm glad you're feeling risky. I want someone to take a chance. I want someone who's ready to take the bull by the horns, if you will. Oh, no. Oh, I'm feeling a bit nervous. But yeah, okay, I'm ready. I just want you to be responsible and get at least a little bit of money, Catherine. Nah, this is what I want you

to do, Catherine. I want you to go until you're uncomfortable and then I want you to go one dollar amount more. Okay, sounds good. Yesterday, it jumped from $800 to $1,000, okay? I take no responsibility

if Clint has let you in the wrong way. We've got this. Come on, Catherine, you've got it. Here we go, you ready? Good luck. We need a nice loud has let you in the wrong way. We've got this. We've got this, okay? Come on, Catherine. You've got it. Here we go. You ready? Good luck. We need a nice, loud stop when you want to get off.

Okay, come on. Three, two, one. 120. Good start. 140. Yeah! 240. 240.

340. 440. 450. 500. Yeah, you ride that bull. 501. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 505.

550. 650. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 505! 550! 620! Stop! Stop! $620! I probably had one more in me, but I couldn't do it. No, you did really, really well. I would have been tempting for me to get off of that 500 there

when it started slowing right down. You've done great. Let's just see where it would have gone. Okay. 650. 750. 750. Yes!

Nice work, Catherine. That was it. $200,000. $250,000. You didn't miss out on much at all. Hey, that's amazing. Thank you so much. $620,000 you're taking home.

$620,000. That's an awesome amount of money for the weekend. Congratulations. Absolutely. Thank you. No worries. That's beat the bull. Thank you so much to Lone Star for sorting us out with that game.

And like we said, get in there, scan your Lone Star Loyal app, and win yourself that amazing trip in at Lone Star. I've loved this game over the last two weeks. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Bree and Clint are the Hot Mess Express.

Eight days to go express 8 days to go 8 days to go baby until we take to the stage All of a sudden things are really starting to heat up Yeah I think practicing for the first time today Really hit home how close it is Yeah that was sort of a wake up moment for you right? Yeah You got behind the decks for the first time

We need to do some choreographing. Welcome to the studio. One of the masterminds behind this whole project, Producer Ben. Hi, guys. Now, you need more credit than you're due, actually, than you're getting, actually, because without Ben,

we wouldn't have got in touch with Kings. Somehow, Producer Ben has King's phone number in his phone. Producer Ben actually offered Kings his firstborn. Did you? Yep. Yeah. He can have it. I heard it was similar to the fight. He can have it! You first born. Did you? Yep. Yeah. He can have it. I heard it was similar to the fire.

He can have it. You've given up a lot, Ben. I heard you did a similar deal to that guy off the fire festival documentary. I did. Money is coming. You had to take one for the team. What Ben has for us right now is some data about how our single, Send It, is doing. Now, I thought it was just in New Zealand, but this is worldwide.

Is that right? This is global stats at the moment. So we didn't talk about yesterday. When we went to air yesterday, we're sitting at number 56 on the New Zealand charts. Before the end of the show, we reached number one spot on the New Zealand charts. On the New Zealand iTunes chart. Yes. Yeah, that's correct.

So what have you got for us? Did you want me to start with the New Zealand charts then? Yeah, okay. So I've got seven different charts that you guys are currently in at the moment. Yeah. Amazing. Okay, maybe end with the New Zealand one. Okay, I'll end with the New Zealand one because you know where that's going. Okay, let's start with number one. Okay. Here we go. This is for the United States

of America, the top 200 dance tracks right now. Okay, cool. We're 182. Hey! We're top 200, baby. That's good, that's good. Okay, that's good.

Thank you. Dance tracks. So that's dance tracks. Top 200 dance tracks. Dance tracks. Cool. Let's skip over to the top 200 dance tracks in Ireland. Oh, they love bangers in Ireland.

Bangers in Mesh. Yep. So B-Witch came from, I mean, they sent a few bangers, didn't they? And the dance tracks were number... 12. Whoa! And I'm part Irish.

I don't know if I've told you this. I'm half Irish. I actually have 1% Irish in me. My grandfather's from Dublin. My family must be downloading it. Never met them, but they must be getting on it. I've had Irish in me, so, you know. So that's in the dance charts.

We're number 12 overall in the charts. That's good. Overall in the charts in Ireland. Yeah. We are number 90. What? Who is downloading it in Ireland? If you are listening in Ireland right now,

thank you so much. Couldn't have been that family that was here? The Travellers. Yeah. Yeah, they must have been listening to our show in the Toyota Previa van. I don't think we hit our song out by then. No. Good though. Okay, give us another country.

We're on a roll here. Australia. Okay, home of Brie Thomas Owls. The Aussie chart. In the dance charts, top 200. We're number 12. What's going on? Unreal.

You want to know the overall all genres for Australia? Yes. We are number... 93. I picked up a few places since the start of the show. That's good. Yeah, cool. Okay, give us another one.

Another country. The last two are New Zealand. Okay, the last two are New Zealand. Cool. We know what we are in New Zealand. Yeah, we do. But say it anyway. Cool.

Because it feels good. I like to hear it. And it may not last. In the dance tracks. Yes. Top 200. We're number one. Number one!

Number one, baby! And in the official chart. In the official. iTunes chart. For New Zealand. All of New Zealand. We are currently right now still number one. Still number one!

Wow. We've hit the spot. Ariana Grande's just dropped music. Don't tell people that. What's wrong with you? Go stream that. What is wrong with you? Stream Ariana Grande. You don't want to buy that. You can stream us

too. It's gone on Spotify, the Hot Mess Express. There's links on our Facebook page right now if you search Bree and Clint. Producer Ben, thank you very much. That's right, mate. There'll be an update on Monday. There you go. And there'll also be an official New Zealand Top 40 update at 5 o'clock today. Bree and Clint. Let's get some spy.

Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Let's get some Spy. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, have you heard the news? I'm actually shook to my core. I don't even know how I even, I can't even cope. I know. I cannot even cope.

We're charting in America right now, Dean. What number are you in America? I didn't know that. I didn't know you were number one. What number are we in? We're like 198 in America right now, Dean. What number are you in America? I didn't know that. I didn't know I knew your number one. What number are we in? We're like 198 on the dance chart, but don't worry about the actual number. We're 182 on the dance chart.

182. Oh, my God. You'll be coming to the Grammys next week, this weekend. We'll see you there, Dean. Speaking of the Grammys, you sent us some news today to say Ariana Grande's pulling out. Is that true? Yeah, drama.

So here's what went down. So this is actually a bit of inside Hollywood scoop goss. I love a bit of inside goss. So basically, Ariana Grande was set to perform at the Grammys. You know, she's nominated for two of the major awards, right? So here's what happened. Here's what really happened. She wanted to perform Seven Rings.

The producers of the Grammys said, no, we want you to do Thank You, Next and a couple of her other songs that were kind of bigger, right? She was like, no, I really want Seven Rings. Anyway, they were like, okay, let's do a melody of all these songs. In the end, they totally upset her. She wasn't going to do it, so she pulled out of performing and she's pulled out of going. Whoa.

She's not going to go. Whoa. Something big must have happened. Well, yeah, okay. Just let her do Seven Rings. Whoa. She's not going to go. Whoa. Something big must have happened. Well, yeah. Okay. Just let her do seven rings. Yes. That's interesting.

Let her do Hot Mess Express. Yeah. Yeah, let her do Send It. Chuck that in the melody. That's a big deal to pull out when you're nominated as well. What if she wins? That's so weird. No, it'll be like a producer will go up.

Maybe she'll do one of those awkward video messages and sing seven rings. Yeah. It's a video message. That's what she should do. Because she's had a huge will go up. Maybe she'll do one of those awkward video messages and sing Seven Rings in the video message. That's what she should do. Because she's had a huge year in music. No doubt she might win something. You've got to scoop for us on a epic Justin Bieber dry spell as well, Dean. Whoa, whoa.

This is so huge. So it's just come out in an interview. Justin Bieber has confessed that he took a one year of celibacy. Okay. The reason is it was kind of like a reset on that area of his life. Just wanted to kind of clean up that area in his life. Took a year off. Well, rekindled with Hayley Baldwin, now Hayley Bieber, during that time.

And they kind of rushed down the aisle, which makes people think, you know, wasn't it a little bit exciting to kind of get back on the bandwagon? Is that why they got married so quickly? Possibly. But, yeah, that's what happened. He's owned it and he's opened up about it. Dean, he's linked with Hillsong and some of those Christian groups. Was it a born-again Christian type of thing?

Yeah, a lot of that. He's always been very religious because he kind of was pretty wild there for a while. I remember he was racing Lamborghinis in Miami and carrying on, egging his neighbor's house, carrying on like a pork chop. So he kind of got it all back together, became very close with the Head of Hills song, Australia. And I think that's when this all kind of started. So he's a, yeah, a little bit born again, a little bit religious kind of vibe.

Does that mean that when he married Hayley that they hadn't actually, you know, done it together at all? Had they not done that? No, they waited 12 weeks. Because that is always so, that's risky. Well, do what you want, but it seems risky in a relationship. Try before you buy. Yeah, but I guess she's seen it all online before,

so she knew what she was getting, I guess. True. There's plenty of photos to have a look at. She can browse the brochure if she didn't get to take it for a test drive at least, right? Yep. Okay. Hey, Dean McCarthy, thank you so much.

You have an excellent weekend. We'll talk to you next week. Thanks, Dean. Talk to you soon. Bye, guys. Bye. Bree and Clint. Welcome to the studio, producer Ellie and producer Ben.

Hello. Hello. What's wrong with you? I was looking at which mic I was going to go on. Because you've just turned all three on. Yeah, I don't know which microphone is which. I only know Bree's microphone and my microphone. That's all you need to know.

It's good. It's fine. Some say that's more professional because I just focus on the job at hand. Oh, okay. Look at my place. Look at mine. Yeah. You guys are here to present to us the highs and lows for the week.

Yes. I mean, it's... What's with the sigh? No. You guys like... Yeah, because this week was hard because we went searching for lows. Oh. And they were hard to find.

Because you actually had to highlight some good moments. Yeah, you had actually a very good week. Look, I know you guys are... I'm surprised. I know you guys are paid to kiss our ass, but just be honest with us. Great week. Yeah! Cool, here's your money.

Okay, should we rip into it? Yeah, let's rip into it. Okay, this is the high-low for the week. Bree and Clint. This is a new week. Hey, guys. Welcome to another week of highs and lows. And I'll tell you what, a lot of highs this week, a lot of baby news.

We started off the week with Clint announcing that he's got a brand new addition coming to his family. We're having a baby. Lucy and I are very happy to announce that we are, I say we, I hate when people say we are pregnant. We are four months pregnant, and in July, we're going to have our first kid. But Bree didn't want to feel left out, so she went and bought herself her own baby.

Kind of. I've got a big announcement. I would like to announce I bought a van. No, you bought a what? A van slash ute. Yeah! As the only van slash ute in New Zealand. And finally, Franklin conceived their very own baby.

With the help of Kings, they dropped their debut single, Send It, and it went a hell of a lot better than we ever could have imagined. The official iTunes New Zealand chart. We're number one. No way! Oh my God!

Send it. We're number one! We're number one We're number one We have number one single Let me just check that we're not on the dance chart Wait No we're on the official

New Zealand chart It goes five Gaga Four Gaga Three Imagine Dragons Two George Ezra Number one The Hot Mess Express

I can't believe that Oh baby Oh baby What a week What a week. What a week. Where was the lows? Yeah, there was none. Was it when Bree bought that $3,000 van that doesn't have a warrant of fitness?

That's a high. That's a big high. I mean, it's, yeah. More on the Venute to come, too. That's going to be a hell of a journey. You know, this week has been so action-packed that I forgot that I told everybody I was having a baby. Oh, wow. When that bit came up at the start, I was like, oh, yeah, I did that, didn't I?

Me too. I forgot about that also. I didn't forget about my venute though. No, no. How could I forget about that? By the way, a venute is a van. It's not a body part. Sounds a hell of a lot like a female body part.

Yeah, but other body parts have rust. My mum actually agrees with you, Chloe. She messaged me and said, I agree with Chloe. Venute sounds like. Venute sounds like. Like a body part? Yeah. Well, I guess some of them have rust as well. You've got a rusty venute, mate.

I've got a rusty red venute. Well, there's your low. I want to talk about a new product. I love talking about new food products that are on the market. And this one, I don't know if I'm on board with, and I don't know if you'll be on board with it, but there's a snack company in Japan that has come up with a solution

to an issue that's plagued all of humanity. What's that? When you're eating snacks, you need one hand to do other stuff with. Okay. You know? So they've come up with a, I don't know, is it a brilliant idea? They've come up with this idea where instead of eating a packet of chips, you can now drink a packet of chips.

What's the, what is a drinkable chip? You can sip on your bag of chips. No, not keen. That comes in a bag. Is it liquid sip on your bag of chips. No, not keen. That comes in a bag. Is it liquid chips? It's liquid chips. What do you think? I think that I've never used more than one hand to eat my chips anyway.

So why did this need to be invented? But I think it takes away the element of having that, you know, that hand that you can't use because you're picking up the chips with it. Is it because you'd usually have chips in a drink, like chips in a beer or chips in a Coke or something like that? Or you've got the crummy hand. Right.

And this takes away that element. This is the position we've got to in history. Everything else has been invented, so people are now solving problems that don't exist. So look, you're not on board. No, I'm not on board. Not with that one. Not with liquid chips. Maybe I can get you over the line.

We can't buy them because they're in Japan. They're not here. I know what's happening. But I have made my own liquid chip version this afternoon. Great, I can't wait to see you drink it. Where I've put a bag of chips into a blender. Oh my God. It looks so bad.

This is a chip smoothie. There's a glass of chips. There's a spoon. Hold on. Wait, I'll hold this one for him. Why is there a spoon? We meant to drink it. Is it too thick to drink?

It's too thick to drink. So here's the deal. Because I'm a good friend, i've made you two flavors because you might not like you might not like the first flavor what flavor is it i'm gonna guess can i sniff it and guess you sniff that and guess what flavor it is sour cream and chives exactly i can see the bits of chives in it we might be able to bring this product to new zealand a liquid chip it's not liquid watch this watch this this liquid. Watch this. Watch this. This is risky.

And I'm doing this for the cameras. I'm going to hold this above my head upside down. I don't know if I'd do that. Really? I don't think so. I'll do it at the end. Yeah, do it at the end. All right.

So I want you to eat some of the liquid packet of chips and then you tell us what you think. It looks like baby food. Like if you wanted to feed babies. I think it'll be all right. Oh, it's so hard. All right, tell us what you think. It's like regurgitated potato chip.

The taste is fine. The texture is awful. It's cold. Like chips are cold anyway, but when it goes to liquid form. Maybe you'll like this flavour. I'm going to open my own Oh. Did I guess again? I'm going to open my own cafe. With a fresh spoon?

And serve liquid packets of chips. Oh. Can I just describe? This is really salted. No, it's not. Salt and vinegar. It looks like hummus in a glass. That's what it looks like.

Is this really salted? No. Is it salt and vinegar? Is that your final answer? Yeah. Nah, that's chicken. Why do chicken chips not taste like chicken, by the way? All right, give that a whirl.

Ellie, can I say, producer Ellie and I, when we put this in the blender earlier, we put a whole packet of chips in it. What did you think, Ellie? Honestly, I was actually gagging because it looks like someone's chewed it and spat it out. Now you have to eat it. That's what it looks like.

It looks like Ragusa had a chip. Sorry, Reba. Stop hating on my product. I'm trying to sell this. It looks like if penguins wanted to feed their young chips, this is how they'd do it. All right, give the chicken flavour a whirl. Oh, yuck.

Here we go. Come on. Oh, it's so cold. Well, have a big bite. It's disgusting. It's actually disgusting. Give me some. I reckon it's not even that bad.

Don't put your spoon back in there. Where am I eating that? Here, give me your taste. It's not that bad. It's just the texture. The taste is fine. It tastes like chips, but it's mushy. It's the problem. Yeah, not the texture The taste is fine It tastes like chips But it's mushy It's the problem

Yeah not good Not good Watch this I'm going to hold it over my head I'm going to hold the cup Upside down over my head It's kind of like mashed potato This is how thick this stuff is

Would make sense Because chips are potato Would this work as a dip? Like could you dip chips in chip dip? Dip made of chips? Actually I don't mind it Here we go We'll go for the upside down test.

It's so solid, it's not coming out at all. You could build a house with that. That's a no to the liquid chips. Thanks, Brie. Brie and Clint. There it is. The number one song on iTunes right now. I mean, that is hot off the press.

There's the hot message. I'd love to meet those guys. Yeah, I heard them on Fletcher on Omega this morning. Yeah, they sound like they've got big DE. Yeah, divas. Big dick energy. There it is, yeah. Speaking of BDE, welcome to the studio, Saatchi!

Hello! Yeah! Yup, we're here too. Will and Nick are here, and they are getting ready for float this weekend. How are you boys? We're good. We're getting our tans ready, because there's going to be a lot of tan competition down.

I know the Drax boys have been working on their tans. There only is if you plan to take your shirt off during your set Adam Levine style. Yeah, well that's part of the... No, I'm taking off my pants to reveal my white upper thigh. But still undies, don't worry. You guys should recreate the Janet Jackson moment instead. The nipple cover. Oh yeah.

That'd be memorable Yeah We can really Clint was going to do it But he doesn't have any nipples I've got the world's smallest nipples So we're not allowed to swear Show us your nipples

We're not allowed to swear at Float But we're allowed to show nipple Yeah Are we not allowed to swear at Float Oh all ages I think we got briefed Are we not allowed to swear Don't brief us

Because obviously you're performing We're performing We're artists too now Float how the flip are you feeling Is what we're going to say I'm having a floating good time Hey it's new music day For you guys today

It is Congratulations Brand new music Worst behaviour New Saatchi out Yeah new Saatchi On the On the interwebs

On the spotifiers On the itunes How old are you On the radios too 37 It's about to be on the radios Yeah yeah yeah Controversial interview

For us to take today Because they said Do you want to talk to Sachi For their new music And I was like Well we're kind of promoting Our own song at the moment We're actually competing with you

Yeah Conflict of interest Except we were dumb And released our song yesterday Wait did your song Actually come out today? No yesterday Oh yesterday

Well everyone knows It's New Music Friday It's not Music Thursday Yeah we didn't know that We know that now okay we know that now okay so next next song we're gonna release another song next friday no not really um you guys are here to play your brand new track uh worst behavior i saw in the album artwork you guys are pretty beaten up you've got a tooth missing that yeah it looks right now like you actually have lost the tooth i actually have a tooth missing yeah what from we flew to italy last year and we flew like the the cheap way around the world and i was just like exhausted we literally just got to the small town room and

i just like fainted hit the cobblestone seriously no no no word of a lie he like tackles me to the ground on the cobblestones and i was like Ow that kinda hurt That like That could've gone wrong And then next thing I know Nix is walking down the street And just goes Boom Bang And just literally

His head just like Bounced off the ground I was like You should rock the one tooth I do Well I was We were playing in Nelson And I was like

Out the front Oh they love it And then my tooth comes out Flies out of my mouth And I'm like Oh shit I was kinda scanning the ground Playing the guitar And I was like Where's shit. I was kind of scanning the ground.

Looking at the tooth. And I was like, where's my guitar? And I saw the tooth and I picked it up, put it back in my mouth. Nobody noticed. You are a rock star. You are a rock star. Can you, does the tooth come out now? It's a plate, yeah.

Are you ready for this? I want to see it. Do we have cams on? Do we have cams on? Pull it out. I actually can't take it out. Pull it out. Pull it out. take it out. Pull it out. Pull it out.

Pull it out. Pull it out. Pull it out. I can slightly like... I washed myself with a rag on a stick. Brand new music day from Saatchi. They are playing Float this weekend. Tickets are still on sale. They're 65 bucks.

We'll see you guys there backstage in the green room with the other artists. We're opening for you guys. Yeah. This is Worst Behaviour, ZM. I've got a story that's going to peeve you off if you've ever been asked to do a job. Not for money, just for the experience, you know? Mostly it's creative people, I find, that get asked to do things for the exposure or for the experience. It'll be great for your portfolio.

Your portfolio will love it. It'll be great for your portfolio. Your portfolio will love it. It'll be great experience. Can't pay you, but it's a great opportunity for you. This has come out of Christchurch. It's been posted to the Christchurch Buy, Sell and Trade. I'm not going to say buy who because I think this person is getting thoroughly roasted already. It reads like this. I'm getting married and I'm looking for a student photographer wanting to get some experience or to build their profile.

Classic, classic line straight away. Please note, this is a volunteering role. The bonus is you will get an opportunity to build a pretty cool portfolio. The venue is, I won't say what the venue is, and the theme of the wedding is medieval slash Game of Thrones. If you're keen, flick me a message. Now, some people don't see why that's a bit off. So we're going to explain why. Let's have a talk about why that's a bit off. First of all, it's your wedding. Pay for a real photographer. Are you seriously going to risk your photos on someone who's

not getting paid? What if they leave the lens cap on? What if they don't take good photos? You can't ask for a refund from someone you didn't pay. But that's not the main point, is it? It's not the point. Look, being in the creative industry area, this has happened to me a few times. I'm sure it's happened to you over your career, Clint. For a year and a half, I actually did weekend shifts at one of my first radio stations because it would be good experience for me.

Turns out that's actually illegal and they had to back pay me nine grand. Did they? Mm-hmm. Because the funny thing is, it actually is good experience for you. No, it is. But you've still got to pay the person because they've got to live. Like, yes, it's a good experience. It's all good experience.

Every experience is a good experience eventually because you learn from it. But it's your time and it's the one thing that you're good at usually and you've got to eat. You can't work for free for forever. You've got to eat. You can't pay your rent with experience.

What about you? What have you done for the experience or the exposure? No, nothing. I'm usually well remunerated for the things that I do. It's weird. I'm just saying, I know it happens a lot for you. Producer Ellie, you would have experienced this.

Like you've done acting and stuff. She's an actress. Yeah, you've starred in a couple of things. You've been asked for your services without money, of course. But hey, it'd be great experience for you. And think of the exposure. Yeah, no, it does happen a little bit with the old acting industry. And I like helping people out as well. I'm probably a bit too nice sometimes. I don't know. experience for you and think of the exposure. Yeah, no, it does happen a little bit with the old acting industry, especially,

and I like helping people out as well. I'm probably a bit too nice sometimes. I don't know. But yeah, no, I have done a bit of the old volunteer acting. That's not what you say behind the scenes.

Have you ever been asked to host a gig? Oh, yeah. I've been asked to host a lot of events, which the charity ones, I'm happy to do for free. Like, I love doing those for free.

Of course. That's different to doing a thing where people are making money from. Yeah, if someone's profiting out of it, you should pay, right? And just because there's a big crowd doesn't mean you want the exposure. Ellie's right though, and you're right with the creative part of it, but it's not just creatives. People who do like accounting work and stuff would do this. What?

They get asked to do stuff for free? I'm sure they do, but it's hard, especially when you're new to it, it's really hard to value yourself because you don't know your worth. You don't know how much your services are worth and you don't know how good you are because you haven't done it yet and so you don't know whether, and you want the work, so you don't know whether to go, you don't want to overprice yourself or overback yourself kind of thing.

You know what one I reckon it would happen a lot with? Makeup artists. Oh, yeah. Oh, that would peeve me off if i was a makeup artist i can't pay you but i'll tag you on my instagram i'll tag you it'll be great exposure 600 followers oh 800 dial zm this afternoon what did you get asked for asked to do for free because it would be great experience because i Because think of the exposure. Think of the people that'll see it. Unload on us this afternoon. You know, just let us know.

Let's all have a winch. Let's have a big winch together, shall we? This is new, Chainsmokers with Winona Oak. You can text us on 9696 as well. We've done it for the experience. This afternoon, we want to know, what have you been asked to do for the experience? Not money.

Sorry, we can't pay you. We don't have money to pay you. It's not in the budget. You will get good exposure. A Christchurch person is being roasted on Facebook for posting this. I'm getting married. I'm looking for a student photographer. Wanting to get some experience, build their profile.

This is a volunteer role but you will get the opportunity to build a pretty cool portfolio um no no the principle is all wrong if you want a cheap photographer you can get a student but you need to pay them pay them yeah give them a fee and decide on a fee together yeah but you pay them. It's a service that you're asking for. Are you paying like their gas money or something or are you giving them a meal or something at least? Like it's, to be honest, it's like going to a doctor and saying, a new doctor, being like,

do you want the exposure? Have a look at this. You know what I mean? I've got a boil. I can't pay you to remove it, but you'll get great exposure. You can take photos. I will live stream it. What about't pay you to remove it, but you'll get great exposure to my boil. You can take photos. I will live stream it. What about that text that we got from the nurse?

Yeah, someone said that they, they said, I worked as a nurse for experience. You can't do that. Hopefully they studied first. I know we're paying our nurses poorly, but you've got to pay the nurses. 0800 dial ZM. Someone has just texted in and said, did Kings make your song for the experience? Well, you've got us there.

No, he did it for the exposure. Yes, he did. Hey, Jess. Hey, guys. What did you do? And then they didn't pay you. So I have been a nanny since I was 18. And, you know, it's a career that you do start when you're pretty young.

But more than 50% of my private nannying and childcare experience is because people have been like, hey, do you want to come to our birthday party and do face painting for us? I mean, you're invited and enjoy the party. But, yeah, like a lot of people kind of just assume, like friends and family as well, assume that, oh, you can just have the kids because you love them. What if you turned around then and said,

thanks for the party invite, love to come, I'll be there, don't want to do any face painting. Here's my invoice. Oh, that's another one, yeah. Yeah, just invoice them straight up. So, I mean, like a nanny is worth like $18 cash in the hand per hour on average. And so, yeah, I'd say over 50% of my

private childcare experience is because I've just been too nice like Ellie and said, oh yeah, okay. Of course though, Jess, you haven't been taking cash under the table, have you? No, I did say all my tax. Yes. No. And I just pay all my tax. Yes. No.

And I pay it all. Same. I've never done that either. It's pretty high value stuff. You guys are going to get investigated by the IRD if you're not careful. Can we please delete Jess's number from our phone records, please, so we can't track her or the tax people? Kylie, welcome to the show.

What did you get asked to do for the experience, but not money? Well, not really for experience, but I'm a nurse, and so I will often get photos sent on Messenger of God knows what, asking me for a diagnosis and how should I treat this, and I don't want to pay to go see my doctor, so can you just tell me what to do? I actually have... Hey, Kylie, what's your number? I've got something that I'd like to send you a photo of.

Yeah, that is an odd one. Also, when you're off work, I guess you don't really want to look at swollen testicles and stuff, do you? No. No. Kylie, to be honest. No one ever expects to give you anything for your advice or anything because you're in a caring profession. So you just care all the time.

That's a rough one, Kylie. Yeah. You're in it for the love. Now look at this infection. Hey, Chelsea. Oh, hang on a second, Chelsea. I was asked to cater a birthday party for over 100 people while I was still training to be a chef.

For free? For free. Did they want you to provide the ingredients as well? No, they were going to provide all the food and the cooking equipment, but they wanted me to cook for a seated meal, so that makes it okay. A seated meal. Yeah, but Chelsea, we'll let you eat some of it. Like, you'll get a meal out of it.

Oh, yeah. I think I can cook that in my own kitchen though. I just think a few people might tag your meals on Instagram. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be great

for you, Chelsea. You'd love that. Oh, but this was before Instagram was a thing. There you go. Alright, good lesson for everybody, right. You'd love that. Ah, but this was before Instagram was a thing. There you go. Alright, good listen for everybody, right? Poor, oh God. Bree and Clint. Let's play the one second song challenge.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Where we get to hear one second of a song and you have to pick what song that is artist or title and then you have to pick how many in 20 seconds? Yeah, 20 seconds.

As many as you can get in 20 seconds. Whoever gets more in 20 seconds. Yes. We're playing for Mobile Fuel today. First up, Vicky, would you like Bree to represent you or would you like me to represent you? Bree, please. I'm a Bree-leather. You're a Bree-leather. Thanks, Vicky you? Bree, please. I'm a Bree-lever.

You're a Bree-lever. Thanks, Vicky. I don't know. I'm not that great at this game. I saw her face. Thanks, Vicky. And I'm a Bree-lever. Grace, that means I'm playing for you, okay?

If I win, we'll send you out some mobile fuel for the weekend. Awesome. Thank you. I think you've got, yeah, you're in the box seat here. Yes, I am. All right. So you're going to leave first. You want me to go first?

You're going to go first because I left last week. So I go to a soundproof area, you play with the songs, and then I come back and use the exact same songs. Exactly. Okay, good luck. Let's do it. All right, Bree, you can pass. Clint is leaving, yes.

He's gone now. Cool. All right, Bree, you can pass if you like. And this week I won't accept a featured artist. It has to be the artist, all right? All right, mate. You're cracking down. Yeah, I And this week, I won't accept a featured artist. It has to be the artist, all right? All right, mate? You're cracking down. Yeah, I'm cracking down.

I don't want any cheaters around here. Okay. Ben, when you're ready, hit off the first one. Body. Correct. Broods. Correct. Banga Boys.

Correct. Hot Mess Express. Correct. Pass. Pass. Pass. Oh, do you want to guess that one? Paradise.

Imagine Dragons. Correct. Nice work. All right. We can bring old Clint back in now. Here he comes. All right. Oh, that was a shocker.

I know nothing. I didn't watch. I didn't hear anything. Nice. Nice work. All right, Clint, you can pass, and I won't be accepting featured artists. It has to be the real artist like last week.

Real artist or song title will do? Correct. Okay, let's do it. Ben, when you're ready, hit it off. Loud Luxury. Correct. Broods. Correct.

Venga Boys. Correct. Hot Mess Express. Correct. Charger Game B&O. Correct. Panic! At The Disco. Correct.

Kings. Correct. Imagineino. Correct. Panic! Correct. Kings. Correct. Imagine Dragons. Correct. Ariana Grande. Correct. Oh! Whoa!

Okay. I can't believe I missed Kings. Oh, mate. I feel like I went into the Matrix. Okay. I feel like I was seeing, you know when Neo sees it for the first time and he's like, whoa, this is what it's really like. I feel like I saw The Matrix.

All right, well, Brie, you got five correct and Clint, you got nine correct. Nine! Oh my goodness. Brie, you missed song number five, which was This Is America, which is what Clint got. You missed song number six, which was High Hopes. We actually got every one between you two that I said we just didn't get to song number ten. Oh.

Yeah. If I'd hit ten, would I have got them all? I think there's ten songs. Oh. Yeah. Hey, Grace, congratulations. Thanks to Mobile. We've got fuel for you for the weekend.

Yay. Thank you. That's awesome. No worries. How would you have gone at that game? Would you have nailed any of those songs? No, I would have been terrible. Bree and Clint.

Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Bree and Clint are The Hot Miss Express. Eight days to go. If you asked me three weeks ago,

do you think we would be where we are today? No. No. No. We've done some work. We've got a lot of stuff under our belt now, but a number one single on the iTunes charts, pretty good. Not something we expected. So thank you to everybody who has been a part of this so far,

whether you helped name us, whether you helped choose our costume, whether you helped us pick the beat, or whether you actually went out and spent your money and purchased the single. We appreciate it. We can't reach Kings at the moment. He's the third part of this musical tripod. He's unavailable right now.

So instead, we've got Ross Boss on the show. Hi, Ross Boss. I want to call a conspiracy. Look, mate, you meant to say you're proud of us, okay? We're doing this for you. Well, I just went to like

just double check these chart figures and on my phone, the song's been downloaded, but I didn't download it myself. Is this like you too? Have you just forced it onto people's phones? Have you got it on your phone somehow? Somehow.

You would have done it in your sleep. You would have loved it so much, you would have done it in your sleep. You're a good person to talk to for this. I paid $2.49. Well, good on you. Not only do you run one of New Zealand's biggest radio stations, you also used to work for a major record label.

How hard is this to do with one day of sales to get into the New Zealand top 40? In the current way that the charts work, quite easy. Oh. Really? No, it's actually quite hard. You always say how hard it is. It's really hard and

I'm going to put it out there, I'm really surprised. I did not think this was going to happen. I just thought you were going to play a silly little couple of shows and it would bomb spectacularly next week at Float but people seem to dig it. Nah, we're on here. The boys and the girls are on.

We have two charts in front of us. I have the official New Zealand Top 40 which we're going to do last. I've got another one in my hand called the Hot New Zealand Chart. Now Producer Ben, can you explain to us what the Hot New Zealand Chart 40, which we're going to do last. I've got another one in my hand called the Hot New Zealand Chart. Now, Producer Ben, can you explain to us what the Hot New Zealand Chart actually is? Yeah, it's just the 40 fastest moving songs up the chart at the moment, just based off sales, streams and earplay. So this is on the overall scale.

This is not just iTunes. This is everything taken into account. This is nztop40.co.nz. You can go and check it for yourself. We're going to do that one first. I'm definitely not getting my hopes up because let's be real here. Okay, I've got the envelope open. Here we go.

First charts. The Hot Mess Express is the number 38 track on the official Hot 40 singles. Ross Boss, I need a pay rise, baby. Oh, this is something else. Oh my God, let me see that. That is real too. We are officially charting. Who are we ahead of?

On the Hot 40 singles. Mate, we're ahead of a lot of people. Okay, this is the other one. This is the big one, everybody. Okay, this is the big chart. The Top 40. This is the official Top. This is the big one, everybody. Okay? This is the big chart. The top 40. This is the official top 40 for New Zealand. Again, we don't expect much.

One day of sales. No streaming. We're released on a Thursday. The chart runs Friday until Thursday. We didn't know that. It's one day. There's no way we're going to make the top 40. You're meant to release on a Friday,

so you get seven days of sales before your first chart. We've got one day. Here we go. Okay. I'm not going to hold my breath. The Hot Mess Express is

not on the chart. Well, we gave it a good shot. What the hell? We've been selling our song it a good shot. What the hell? We've been selling our song for a whole day. How did we not get into the chart? Hey, next week, can we do this again? I feel so ripped off.

I got my hopes up so high. Hey, we're on this other random chart that doesn't mean anything. All right. Ross Boss, hold on to the pay rise for now, mate. Thanks anyway. And can you guys now just kind of focus on making sure you don't stuff up float next week? We're going to practice eventually, Ross. We're going to play in Hamilton tonight at a flat warming.

Yeah. Yeah, good idea. Yeah, cool. Okay. We're still going to play the song, though. We've got to celebrate something, right? Yeah, let's celebrate it. Bree and Clint did him.

Bree and Clint. I wanted to talk about a story that producer Ellie actually told me the other night. You went to that So Pop concert. I did. I did. It was great. Didn't she go with you? No, we didn't go together.

But she actually had a run in at the So Pop concert with some of the audience members that you, and you were getting real angry about it. Yeah, no, no, I was quite frustrated, but I was also too scared to say something initially. So this is just one of my pet peeves. I was at this concert and I was sitting in front of, I didn't have seats in front of me, I was in front of stairs.

And about 80% of the way through the concert, so in the last act, this girl and her boyfriend came and stood on the concert so in the last act this girl and her boyfriend came and stood on the stairwell in front of me but just oh first of all they sat down and I was like okay they're not seats but I can deal with it because I can still see Aqua and then halfway through this still see Aqua yeah halfway through their set these two like stand up yeah now my view's blocked because I'm seated and I was like like, okay, I'll give them a chance, I'll give them a chance. No, no. Three songs later, still standing. And then I was like, am I,

should I say something? I knew I probably should have, but I didn't want to be that guy either. And then the guys behind me. What guy? The guy who speaks up for themselves? Yeah, yeah, that guy. That says something when someone's doing something really rude. Yeah, no, in hindsight, it was very rude. But basically, it went on for quite a few songs

and the guys behind me were like, hey, like looking at her and I was like, oh, is that annoying you as well? Once I have support from other people, I have a whole lot more confidence. I was like, all right, here I come. Yep, I got Nami. I need to speak to your manager.

Yeah, so this girl was literally in front of us just Snapchatting and like just no consideration for people behind her who have paid for these tickets so she's doing this in in in seats that she aren't hers right she's obstructing your view that you paid for it wasn't even a seat was it it was in the stairwell like it was just like why are you there and there was so many free seats like down a little bit further so eventually i was like tap. Excuse me, would you mind just moving? Pardon, what? Like didn't even know what I might have been saying

considering they were blocking my view. So I said, you're just in the way there, trying to yell over Aquaset. And so she's like, oh, and then just moves just slightly up the stairs and just stays there. And I was just like, oh, well. What, she step up one step?

Yeah, one step. Were they drunk? Probably. I think so. I'll put a photo up on the Instagram story if you like so you can actually see how obstructed my view actually was. Because I took a photo. I put the flash on as well. I love how you, this is your vigilante justice. Yeah, your

aqua set was completely compromised. You didn't get to enjoy the show. You probably barely saw the Venga boys when they were on. Yep. But at least you can go on Instagram and talk about it, right? Exactly. The photo's ridiculous. Yeah. It'll be one of those

situations too where no matter once they're pissing you off that much, everything they do, you'd hate the way they breathed. Yeah.

You'd hate the way they wore their hair. And I was just thinking, I was like, what if she's listening right now, but it sounds like she wouldn't even know

that it's her. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's's her. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Don't you facepalm, mate. Sometimes the computer takes...

Sometimes there's ghosts in the computer, okay? I was just... It's hard when you're watching it and you're like, I can't do anything. This is Birthday Banger where we're going to play a great song. I can feel it. We figure out what was top of the charts on your guys' 16th birthdays. Yeah.

Let's go first to Nikki. Hey, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Nikki? 2nd of March, 1979.

Are you calling us from the moon, Nikki? I'm calling you from my car. Oh, okay. You can tell. Sounds good. Sounds really good. Yeah, yeah. Nikki, you were 16 in 1995 on the 2nd of March,

and on that day, this was number one. I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Where did you go? I'd been married a long time ago. You happy about that?

Does that excite you? I do remember dancing to that about 1995. Yeah, that'd be right, wouldn't it? Yes, Nicky. I think that could be a great song for a Friday. I like it. Yeah, let's see who else we've got. Hi, Aaron.

Hi, Aaron. How's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Azza? 12th of September, 1996. Okay, Aaron, you were 16 in 2012 On the 12th of September And this is your birthday banger Flight of the Concords

I haven't even heard it You haven't heard this song? Never heard it before Do you not remember they did that charity song And they got like every New Zealand artist on it It's got Phoenix Foundation It's got Lorde in there as well. Does it?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, you do remember, right? It's quite a... Not as good as Cotton Eye Joe, though. Not as good as... Nah, can't top Cotton Eye Joe. And, yeah.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's quite a funny song, though. One more. Let's go with Kirstie. Hey, Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you.

What's your birthday, Kirstie? The 4th of the 10th, 1982. Okay, Kirsty. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Kirsty? The 4th of the 10th, 1982. Okay, Kirsty, you were 16 in 1998 on the 4th of October, and this was top of the charts. Now, your one is not in the computer. Oh. So I'm going to go to... 1982.

Yeah. Yeah, so you were 16 in 1998. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to my personal Spotify for this. Okay. You've got Bewitched. Oh, June.

Which one? Roller Coaster. They were just here as well, weren't they? I just, yeah, they were here at So Pop. Yeah. Well, not all of them, right? No, there was only two of them there, apparently. Two out of four.

Yeah. One of the twins was missing? Here we go. Four Irish babes. Does that excite you, Christy? Oh, not really. No, okay. That's okay.

I want to hear Cotton Eye Joe. I think we're going to play Cotton Eye Joe. We're going to play Cotton Eye Joe. Is that all right with you, Christy? We play Cotton Eye Joe? Yes, perfect. Yeah, let's do it for Friday. Nikki, we're playing your birthday banger, okay?

Woo! Yeehaw! Bree and Clint, sit in. I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cotton Eye Joe.

I'd been married a long time ago. Bree and Clint. Big news for the Hot Mess Express. Not only is our single currently number one on the iTunes chart, doing big things in New Zealand, the song's going worldwide. It's gone international. We cross now to Minneapolis in the United States of America to our man on the ground, Case. Hey, Case. Hello, Case.

Hey, how's it going? Good, man. Now, you've heard of the Hot Mess Express? Oh, yeah. I've been following you guys for a while. Case, what has happened? What's going on? What's happening in the United States of America?

Are they talking about this song, Send It, or what? So I was out at a club that I go to often with some friends last night, and we're sitting there, and I'm like, wow, this song sounds so familiar. And they're like, well, who is it? And I said, listen to it. And I'm like, these are the two that I listen to in New Zealand all the time. Shut up. And it was Send It.

What? So you're saying a DJ at a club in Minneapolis played the Hot Mess Express last night? Yes. Whoa. My mind is blown. Minneapolis played the Hot Mess Express last night. Yes. Whoa! My mind is blown. More importantly than that, did people like it? Like, did it like... Because a good song can fill the dance floor.

A bad one can empty the club. What was the reaction like? I don't know. There was a ton of people out dancing last night for that song. I'm actually blown away, Case, because our producers said that there was something happening. We didn't really know what was going on. I'm blown away by that. This is not some kind of wind-up, right?

You're not having us on here. No, I'm like, no, I'm totally serious. I was just like, no way. And all my friends were like, no, that can't be right. And I'm like, no, literally. So when the song was over, we all went out to the smoking paddy, and I pulled it up on your guys' Instagram. I'm like, this is the same song.

Who is this incredibly connected, well-versed, and good tunes, plugged-in DJ? Were you seeing Skrillex last night? I don't think. I don't know. I had no idea who was DJing last night. I would love to know who that was. I don't know, but I was just sitting there and I was just like,

this was just released like a couple of days ago Yeah Well that's incredible news For us Case All the way over In Minneapolis DJs are starting To pick up the hot mess

We're making waves mate We might go worldwide Last question And most important question Case When you heard the song Come on Did you send it?

I did Yeah Yeah you did Case First Minneapolis Next Coachella. There you go. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint.

That is Major Lazer and Justin Bieber, Cold Water. These days, everything has to be sponsored. You want to make something happen, you need money, you need to bring a sponsor on board. And the world is changing because a French rugby club has just announced that their main sponsor for the season will be a porn website. They're getting their team sponsored by porn.

That's interesting. What team is it? I think you're going to ask what website is it? Well, that was my next question. Well, the team I haven't heard of, they're called US Casseronne. Okay. Professional rugby team In France And they Will be sponsored

By the website Jackie and Michelle Okay so it doesn't It's not like Pornhub or anything What's that? It's a website Is it?

Oh yeah mate Alright You use red tube I wouldn't know I haven't been to those sites So Don't lie on the radio. Swear on your mum's life.

Do not bring my mother into this conversation. I find it interesting, though, that, because they're not the only ones, too. There's a Washington-based football team who are sponsored by, what was the other one you said? RedTube. RedTube. Yeah. Are they sponsored by RedTube? They're sponsored by RedTube.

So on their strip, it says RedTube. Yeah. And I guess it's just the future. But I don't know if it's that bad. Because you know how there has to be a brand alliance? There has to be a reason why you're sponsoring. Like you have to have some kind of brand parallels. And I think there could be...

They like hot, sweaty men. They like hot, sweaty... That is a perfect example of what I'm talking about right there. Yes. And you look at how rugby works. One team will obviously come first. Yes. They love to play with balls.

That's absolutely right. And the other team will get shafted. That's great. Lots of... Scrumming. Scrumming. Yeah, lots of man-on-man action. Scrum, yep.

Yeah, yeah. They love to put it between the posts. Yeah, they put it between their legs a lot too. Yep. Yep. Lots of ball handling. Lots of balls being handled during the game. Yep.

Lots of... What else? Tackle. You get to see a lot of tackle. Yeah, you get to see a lot of tackle in both. Plus, at the end, there could be a come-from-behind victory. All great stuff. Maybe that's the future, right?

Maybe we need to get, what did you say, Pornhub? Pornhub. Obviously, I've never been to that site. Get them on the front of the All Blacks. Yeah. Get them on the front of the All Blacks. I was going to say sponsor our show. Ha, ha, ha.