ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 15th 2019

Episode Date: January 15, 2019

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Oh, it's our second intro. It is our second intro. I want to talk about something on the intro today, because we talked about on the show, that Netflix show that's really popular at the moment, You, which is where the guy meets the girl in the bookstore and then he pretty much stalks her on social media to be able to date her. I want to know from you, have you ever stalked anyone?

No. What do you mean have I ever stalked anyone oh that's a lie no i'm not saying like real stalk i'm saying like some light stalking what can quantify light stalking i'm starting to see you on a different light like if you meet someone and then like you go on a mission no and then you go on a mission their phone to find steal their washing and sniff it what you done where's the line no i'm talking about social media stalking to find out who they And then you go on a mission. Tap their phone. To find. Steal their washing and sniff it. What? You done?

Where's the line? No, I'm talking about social media stalking to find out who they are. Oh, yes. Oh, see. Of course. Yeah. So if you let me finish, you would have known that. I'm not crazy.

Okay. I mean, I've done the other side too, but that's fine. Here's the podcast. Zed-Ams. Let's go. Go. Now let me see your dance. Zed-Ams. Breathe. And clap. Here's the podcast Oh, g'day everybody Hello guys Good afternoon and welcome to the day where you have to look at every single person's 10 year photo challenge on Instagram I don't hate it because I love a before and after photo

I don't hate it either I'm really enjoying the ones where people are being a bit more honest with themselves or a bit of a laugh. Yeah. When they go, because it's great if you look better now, just be honest about what you looked like in 2009. It's sad though if you look worse. Now?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that too many of those people are doing it. We will do ours, although you've done one on your Instagram already. We'll do a real one. Okay. on your Instagram already We'll do a real one Okay What do you mean? That is a real one

Yeah On my Instagram Sure I can't believe that was 10 years ago Right I was a loose unit back then You know that's Kesha, right? And you know that you've denied

That you tell people you look like Kesha No, that's me Oh, okay Definitely not Kesha? I had a nose job since then. Yeah, cool. Okay, no, sweet as. Today on the show, we'll have Cam Mansolin,

possibly Sam Smith's new best friend. That's right. They fell in love yesterday. Well, kind of. She had a bromance anyway when Cam played Sam's song and Sam is in the country and heard it on the radio in the car. And put it on his Instagram, was tweeting Cam. Like, it's been popping off.

If you're listening at the moment, Sam Smith, good to have you listening. There's always room for you on the show. Come on in. You can take Bree's spot if you like. I'm okay with that. If you are the sort of person, the sort of person, if you're having a baby this year.

If you're the sort of person that's having a baby. If you're the sort of person who thinks having a baby is a good idea, well, listen up. Because there have just been released the list of names that are banned from last year. So the list of all the names that got rejected by the Ministry of Internal Affairs or whatever it is. Please tell me Kahlua is not on the list.

Kahlua is not on the list. Yes! If you want to call your baby Kahlua, Malibu, Sambuca. Bailey's. Yeah. Aljimador tequila. That's all still on the cards. I want to marry someone with the last name Bean and then call my son Jimmy.

Little Jimmy Bean. Beam. Oh, Beam. Well done. Oh, I missed that joke. Jim Beam. I'm not a Jim Beam drinker. Can I get a Jim Bean and cock?

I'm not a Jim Beam drinker. Can I get a Jim Beam and cock? I'm not a Jim Beam drinker. The list of banned baby names for 2018 last year has been released. So is this an actual legit list where you technically and legally can't call your baby this? Well, it's interesting. No names are actually banned in New Zealand, but there are boundaries in place to ensure the names don't cause offence or resemble some form of rank or title, like Sergeant Clint.

People in America call their kids Sergeant. There's lots of names on here that are fine in America that are not fine in New Zealand. It also has to be under 70 characters. The name has to be under 70 characters. The name has to be under 70. Oh, well, there goes my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious idea. Take that one off the table.

And the rest of it. And it can't be anything unpronounceable like backslash or a punctuation mark. So it can't actually be. What about numbers? It can be numbers, but you have to spell it. So you can call your kid 17. But you have to spell it out. You can call your kid 17. But you can't be 17. Here's some of the names that got a big fat no from

the Registrar General in 2018. Allah. Can't name yourself after the god Allah. Right. Emperor is a no. So is Emperor. E-M-P-R-A-H. Oh, damn it.

I thought I had a loophole. Yeah, emprah. Heaven princess star is a no, and that's princess with two Zs. Well, there goes all those personalised number plates out the window. The Roman numerals for two are banned. Okay. So are the Roman numerals for two are banned. Okay.

So are the Roman numerals for three, actually. That was going to be my next question. Yeah. I don't know about 1V, though, for four. Try that. Try that. If you're pregnant right now, try that. Or don't.

Justice. Really? Justice as well. J-A-H. Justice. If people try and get around it. It's the reggae version. Justice. J-U-S-D- try and get around it It's the reggae version Justice

J-U-S-D-Y-C-E Oh the girl version Justice The girl version Justus J-U-S-T-U-S If there's any version of justice Don't do it

These are all names That were legally submitted For New Zealand children In 2018 Really? And got rejected King with one I or two These are all names that were legally submitted for New Zealand children in 2018. And got rejected. King with one I or two. Sucks for Kings. Kings, I was going to say.

Lucky he got in there early. Also, Justice Crew are going to be devastated. They will be devastated. Major, Messiah, Miss, anything with Prince. Prince, P-R-I-N-Z-C. All these loopholes. Why Prince? I don't know.

I thought Prince would be all right. And you can't even be Prince Michael or Prince. You can't have something. They're saying nothing that denotes a title. Okay. That's R-A. Royal, but royal if you spell it R-O-I-L. If the name's not spelled right, you're not allowed it. That should be the rule. If the name's not spelledelt right, you're not allowed it.

That should be the rule. If the name's not spelt right, ask five people. Ask five people if they think it's an okay spelling for the name. And if all five of them go, no, then you can't have it. And it's a no. Royale. Royal. Royale.

Royale bubs. Who are these people that are trying to name their kids this? Royalty. Royality. What this? Royalty. Royality. What about? Royale. What do you got? No, no.

No, no, go on. No, I just realised what time it was. Oh. Can't say it in this time slot. No, you can't call it anything after the downstairs region at all. I wasn't going to say that. Finally, the last one I want. This is not the full list.

This is just a bit of it. The last one, though, that was rejected as a name in 2018 in New Zealand belongs to a celebrity. You can't call your baby Saint. Right. I thought you were going to say Trump. No, you can't. I was like, that's fair enough.

Unfortunately, I think you can call the baby Trump. But people wouldn't. Yeah. Or just Overtanned Butt Cl clown, whichever one you like better. You know that moment where you call someone by the wrong name, but it's the situation where it makes it even worse if it's an ex? Oh, when you call the current by the... The ex's name? Yeah.

That happened over Christmas time in my family. I wasn't involved, but I was a spectator and I watched it all happen. It was amazing. So do you remember at the end of last year I was talking about how there was a bit of family drama because my auntie wanted to bring over her new boyfriend. That everyone hates. That everyone, he had a bit of a run in with my family.

And they hate him. Yeah. Anyway, his name is Patrick and her last boyfriend, which we've also called on this show, do you remember Peter the Cheater? Peter the Cheater. Yeah. Is that the same auntie? Same auntie.

She's got terrible taste in fellas. Yeah, well, you know. Anyway, she brings over the new boyfriend and we're all sitting there. Whose name is what? Patrick. Patrick. And we're all trying to make a good impression and we're all like, you know, being, you know, whatever and we're chatting and this and that.

Everything goes fine. Yeah. There's no fights. It all goes well. Yeah. Until Patrick and my auntie are on their way out the door. They're leaving. We're saying goodbye.

Everyone's, you know, waving and hugging and it's all good until my sister goes, see you, Peter. Now there's historical beef there, which means it could have been interpreted by Patrick as a dig, as intentional, you know? Like we don't respect you enough to even learn your name. If you know my family, what do you think happened?

Kicked off. We were in fits of laughter. Oh, okay, cool. It was the funniest thing to happen on Christmas Day. I was like, Patrick fought your sister. It was so funny. They broke out into a big fight. It was hilarious.

The story gets worse when the next day Patrick and my auntie are leaving again. So they came back over. We spent the whole day with them. They're now leaving again for good. They've walked down the stairs of our veranda. My sister, no BS, yells from the veranda, see you, Peter.

Why did she do it again? And I was like, you just did it again. The second time's intentional. The second time is intentional. If you had seen her face, it definitely wasn't intentional. Why is she shouting goodbye to him? She doesn't even like him. No.

That's the thing. We all thought he was all right by the end. You didn't want him at Christmas. He was fine. It was like a coup. Everyone was like, if he's coming, I'm not coming. There was a few family members that didn't turn up. Anyway, funniest thing ever to happen on Christmas.

I thought it was hilarious, but then I thought there's been times where, oh, my God, I would hate that to happen to me. He took it really well, though. He took it really well. But our producer, Ben, he was saying this happened at your family Christmas as well. His new girlfriend, Steph, was at their home, spent all the Christmas with them. Ben's mum kept calling his new girlfriend by his ex-girlfriend's name. Yeah.

It's okay. Sometimes they like the old one better. Sometimes the parents... No, they don't. It's true. They'll never tell you that. But sometimes they go, oh, it's nice that you're happy, but we preferred the old one better. Sometimes the parents... No, they don't. It's true. They'll never tell you that, but sometimes they go, it's nice that you're happy,

but we preferred the other one. When did you get someone's name wrong? Mm-hmm. 0800-DALZM. I want to hear the disaster stories. You can text us as well

on 9696, but why don't you give us a call? Go on. Go on. Hopefully this happened at other people's Christmases, surely.

Bree and Clint. When have you called someone by the wrong name? Disaster struck my sister over Christmas when she called my auntie's new boyfriend by her ex-boyfriend's name. It made it worse because the ex-boyfriend is not a very nice guy, right? No. Nickname? Peter the Cheater.

She didn't go whole hog, right? She didn't go, see you, Peter the Cheater. No. She just dropped the Peter, right? Just the Peter. Twice. Happened twice over 24 hours. We want to know when it's happened to you.

When did you use the wrong name? Some text. Amazing. Someone's texted in and said, I was at dinner with my partner and her parents when I accidentally called my partner by my ex's name. It was an absolute disaster. I've done that. I've done it in more of an intimate setting as well.

Not my beautiful wife. That's why she married me. I was going to say because she wouldn't have married you. But previously. Yeah, that is literally the worst possible place. And they knew each other too. So it was incredibly awkward. Sean, good afternoon.

Welcome to the show. Hello, Sean. Thank you very much. Yes, this is a doozy, this one. Oh, yeah. When have you called someone by the wrong name? It wasn't me, fortunately, but I'm in a wedding band, and we were at a wedding, and it was a friend's wedding,

and the father of the soon-to-be groom had only met him the day beforehand. So he had no idea. They'd flew back from the States to New Zealand,be groom had only met him the day beforehand. So he had no idea. They'd flew back from the States to New Zealand, and he had only met him the day beforehand. During the whole wedding ceremony and all the speeches, he kept calling the new groom the ex-fiancee's name. Far out. During all of the speeches.

And everyone's like, the whole time, and he didn't get the hint. And he kept doing it five or six times during his speeches. Well, how did they follow that up? Like, when he gets up to speak, does he just play it straight and go, no, it's not the time? Yeah, he just kept on going, and he just didn't have a clue about the time. I'm so excited to welcome Andrew into the family.

I've met him once. And I haven't bothered to learn his name at all. No. Sean, what's the most popular wedding song to play, seeing as you're in a wedding band? Good question. It would have to be pretty much any Ed Sheeran. Oh.

What about Wagon Wheel? Yeah, what about... Oh, don't get me started, please. No, don't say that name. You're the one playing Ed Sheeran in a wedding, mate. You're the one... Oh, no, I dropped Grace. I'm really sorry, one playing Ed Sheeran at a wedding, mate. You're the one. Oh, no, I dropped Grace.

I'm really sorry, Grace. Let's go to Odette. Hi, Odette. Hi, how are you guys? Good, how are you? When did you call someone by the wrong name, Odette? It wasn't me. It was actually my auntie,

and I've been with my partner for 12 years now, and we've been married for three, and ever since our wedding, she has been calling him Ashley and also writing Ashley in Christmas cards, and ever since our wedding, she has been calling him Ashley and also writing Ashley in Christmas cards, and his name is Ashton. She's called him by Ashton before, but constantly. Every year it's on the Christmas card.

She's doing it on purpose. She says, this is my right, and I'm going to flex it. That's amazing. Don't get too comfortable, Ashley. Has Ashton thought about changing his name to Ashley? No, no, but he gets it all the time, like at Starbucks and stuff like that. If he changes his name, she'll start calling him Ashwin. Seriously.

Oh, God. I never know. Honestly, we've got Grace back. Hold on, wait. I just want to read you this one text before we go to Grace. Someone has said on the text machine, I have an Uncle Clive and I also have an Uncle Clyde. I never knew which one was which and I survived for 30-odd years

by just calling them Uncle until at the funeral of one of theirs, I finally sorted it out. When in the speech, I literally said, we will miss you, Clive or Cly Clyde, or whatever you call him. Why don't you just look at the program? Why don't you just look at the program? I think that's my favorite text we've ever gotten. Last one.

Grace, when did you get someone's name wrong? Hey, so I rocked up to a job interview. I had two job interviews that day. Really confident. Went to the first one. Hey, Rachel, lovely to meet you. Yep, she was Sarah. Congratulations.

Did you get the job? I'm here right now, so. Oh. It might have been too bad. Not too bad then. It's kind of a power move. You know. You're their problem now.

Show them who's boss. Brie and Clint. Are you watching that Marie Kondo show on Netflix yet? No, it gives me anxiety It's going gangbusters I can see how it would It's all about minimising the things that you own in your life And decluttering your house

It's a little bit of it Super cute Japanese lady Comes around, teaches you how to look after your house Hello, I'm Marie Kondo It's that tiny This girl's no joke We have too much stuff. It's official.

We're on board. We want to change. I just want it to be strong enough to change me. I can't believe you can touch the carpet. It's real cheesy Americans and stuff who are like, oh my God, I can't believe I didn't need 17 pairs of bike shorts that I don't wear. But you get the idea. It's changed forever.

Oh my God, Maria, you saved my life. But the principle was very good. And I've started doing it in my life. And my wife Lucy has started doing it. And some friends of ours have started doing it. People have been doing it so much actually that like Salvation Armies and some op shops are completely overrun with people's useless crap

that they don't want. Is it really that good though? What, clearing out your stuff? Is it just a spring clean? I don't know. How it really that good though? What? Clearing out your stuff? Is it just a spring clean? I don't know. How do you like things being tidy? How do you like looking at your wardrobe and go, I could wear any of these things?

How do you like being able to find things? Yeah, but I also like pulling something out of my wardrobe from like eight years ago and putting it on going, oh, I can wear this. Do you though? I love that. Do you like that feeling enough that it's worth? Producer Ellie's with me.

No, okay, Producer Ellie, do you like that feeling enough that it's worth holding on to that thing for eight years, not wearing it, moving it to every single house you move into? So you have to pack it and move it. You're paying for that, using up wardrobe space

just for that one occasion where you try it on and go, oh, this is all right. It is a good feeling though when you find that garment. Isn't it? It's a great one. You're like, I don't have to buy something new.

Yes. I've got this from eight years ago. Everyone's like, I love your new top. Where'd you get it from? Eight years ago, mate. Okay, well, you could potentially keep it because this is the process that Marie Kondo uses. What you do is you get all of your clothes

and you put them all on the bed, empty every drawer, every single item of clothing, because you have to see this mountain of clothing and be physically disgusted in yourself by how much you've hoarded. And you need to see it all in one place. I am the worst for this. Then you go through each item one by one and you pick that item up and you look at it and the idea is you say to yourself, does this spark joy inside me? Does it give me a feeling of happiness? When I hold this, is it like puppies or babies or candy floss?

I've got underwear in my underwear drawer from No Dope 2005, I reckon. Well, I don't imagine that's sparking any joy. Oh, but how comfy is like your really old, stretched. Well, then keep it. Then keep it. And you can see through them and they're black. You can keep those. I can keep them?

Because it's obviously sparked joy inside you. I love them. If it doesn't spark joy, this is the weird bit. You have to say thank you to the item. So you're physically disconnecting with it. Right. And then you put it in a pile to get rid of. You say thank say thank you to the item. So you're physically disconnecting with it. Right. And then you put it in a pile to get rid of. You say thank you and you let it go. Thank you for your service. Yes, exactly. I could say that to a lot of pairs of my underwear, actually.

I've got an idea. Yours is more like when they die in battle. Mine's more like RIP you. I've got an idea.'ve done it haven't you? We've begun doing it Kind of I've got an idea where I don't like this We Marie Kondo each other's life I will go to your house

Oh I don't like that And I will pick three things You will go to my house And pick three things We then meet back here for the show tomorrow Yep And we have to decide Which and pick three things. We then meet back here for the show tomorrow. Yep. And we have to decide which of those three things sparks the least joy in us.

And you'll have to get rid of it. And we have to give it away. We'll give it away on the radio. We won't throw it in the bin. It won't be wasteful. We'll give it away. Oh, my God. I hate this. I can choose anything from your house.

Any three things. And you can choose any three things from my house. Well, maybe my room because my flatmates probably wouldn't like it if you take their coffee maker. Yeah, cool. I'll choose anything from your room. You get my flatmate Annabelle's coffee maker. You should have sent me to the wrong room. Like, this is my room.

Are you in? We'll do it tomorrow. Fine. You keen? Yes. Marie Kondo. I'm just keen to snoop around your house, to be honest. Yeah, there you go. And I'm not going anywhere near your undie drawer. Brie and Clint. Clint, you and I overheard a conversation in the office yesterday. One of the girls who works here, Jordan, friend of the show,

she was talking to another person in the office about how she had an altercation on a flight on Air New Zealand. Jordan, good afternoon. Hello, guys. This is big, Jordan. You could have been banned from flying forever. I know. I was pretty nervous about that, I afternoon. Hello, guys. This is big, Jordan. You could have been banned from flying forever. I know. I was pretty nervous about that. I'm not going to lie. In the heat of summer too, New Zealand summer, you could have got a lady's chandel to the face. I know. Because

that's what happened, right? You got into a fight with a mother of two after she was not happy about the seating arrangements on a plane. Yeah. so basically what happened is I was going home to Wellington for Christmas and I was sitting by the window, which is like prime seat when you're flying into Wellington because you get the great gram over the Wellywood sign, you know, like it's just the best seat to have. You get one of the wing, that photo of the wing, and you can be like, holidays on.

Yeah, I think I did that. I'm pretty sure I did that. Great. So you've gotten the window seat. You're good to go. I'm sitting in my seat. I'm reading my book and these two kids sit next to me and they're about 10. Nice kids?

Yeah, they were really lovely because the seats that we had had the screens so they had the in-flight entertainment even though it was only an hour flight. And they were happily playing on their screens. They were even asking me how to work them and I was showing them. And the mum comes over and she's going,

I paid for us to be sitting together. I asked them for us to be sitting together. And she's literally just on the aisle over. So there's an aisle between them. Who is she saying that to? Is she saying it to a hostie or is she saying it to you? She's saying it in general but looking at me and so she goes, can you just move here?

And points to her aisle seat assuming I'm going to switch my window seat with her aisle seat so she can be that much closer to her kids and I just go I actually paid for the seat so no. And honestly, because if she had asked me nicely, if she said i'm so sorry like there's been a

mix-up i really want to be sitting with my girls can i swap seats with you i would have probably happily done it because i was in a good mood i was going to wellington like yeah i've flown into wellington many times i didn't really need the gram yeah exactly right so it's kicked off you've said no and then what has she? She started swearing very loudly saying, you pay for this service. I'm going to take out the expletives because obviously we're on the radio. Yeah, please do. What, in front of those two girls?

She's just saying, you pay for the service. And I didn't even get the service. She goes and gets the air hostess. And the air hostess is probably a girl my age. So I could see just by her eyes, she was like, I cannot be bothered with this. And she goes to me, so you're sitting here and you've paid for the window

seat, and she turned to the lady and said and you're not happy to sit here, as if to say, I can't believe that you're kicking up a fuss about this. And there was this American couple seated next to her, and so she goes, I'm so sorry, do you guys mind moving? And they actually did, they swapped and sat next to me, so her girls ended up sitting next to her. So she goes, I'm so sorry, do you guys mind moving? And they actually did. They swapped and sat next to me. So her girls

ended up sitting next to her and... So she took the polite route with them and it worked. Yeah. But with you, she just thought she'd swear the house down. Oh yeah, she was swearing so loudly and like she was one of those people standing in the aisles holding everyone up from being able to get to their seats. Do you think, do you think

that, I mean, she's obviously a mum, she might be a single mum, two kids, Christmas, a lot of pressure. Maybe she was just stressed out. Maybe she just snapped. Maybe you should have given her the seat. Planes honestly make people turn into horrible human beings. Honestly, it's so bad. Yeah, honestly, I do think if she had asked me that little bit more nicely,

I would have probably given her my seat. Because the thing is that when we had the in-flight entertainment, you can charge your phones. And so I was charging my phone and I noticed that the couple next to me, he was trying to charge his phone and it wasn't working. And I go to him, oh, you can use my one. I'm not actually using it. And I could see her staring at me.

But before that, she goes, do we have a problem here? And I just go, nah. Because I knew that if I fought back, I could be in trouble but I was like, I'm going to make her look like the crazy person. What are we asking here? We're going to put it out there, Jordan, just in case, you know, like devil's advocate and I'll do it.

Maybe you should have moved. Maybe you should have let her sit with your kids. Nah, I say stand your ground. Maybe you should have moved. That window seat is like gold. They're a family. You're just some kid. I was just happily reading my book.

You're just some girl. I'm 27. She could have got tired. But we didn't even pay for your flight. Yeah, my mum and dad paid for it. And the other thing is, when I did say that I paid for the window seat, I just checked in early and got lucky and got a window seat.

Oh, $800. The question is, should Jordan have moved for the mum with two kids I just checked in early and got lucky and got a window seat. 0800 dial ZM. The question is, should Jordan have moved for the mum with two kids so that they could sit next to each other? Would you have moved? Whose side are you on? You can text us on 9696. Or 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint do love a good aeroplane altercation,

and Jordan from the ZM offices has had one over the Christmas break where she got into an argument with a mother about seating arrangements. Oh, yeah. Now, you were sitting in the window seat. Her two kids were sitting next to you. Then there was an aisle. Then she was sitting in that seat right next to them.

Yeah, so there was literally just the aisle separating them. So she could see her kids. She could talk to them. She could reach over them, hand them stuff if she needed to. Exactly. It wasn't a long-haul flight. It was an hour. It was even shorter because it was Auckland to Wellington.

It was a good day. Good wind. It was kuru hour as well. We've glossed over that. Oh, who gets angry in kuru hour? Kuru hour. The most magical hour in the skies. It was in-flight entertainment.

We had it all. She swore at you? She did. She swore at me. She got an attitude. She got someone over to try and change it? She did. She got the air hostess who may I say was actually really helpful.

She was very good in the situation. The only thing she didn't do was ask you nicely. No. We're asking, who's in the right here? Is it Jordan, who held her ground and kept her seat that she was entitled to? Or is it the poor, tired mum who was limping towards Christmas

with two shitbag kids, no money? She probably spent some of the last of her money on her flights, and she was stressed because Christmas is money. She probably spent some of the last of her money on her flights and she was stressed because Christmas is expensive. She just lost her job. Oh, my problem. The dad just left the kids, just left the family as well. Yeah, just left her for another woman.

She's Spanish. She's Spanish, big boobies. Real big perky ones. So who's in the right here, Jordan or that poor lady? Hi, Matt. Hi, how's it going? Should Jordan have moved and given the seat up to the mum? Absolutely freaking

not. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Absolutely not. How dare that mother think she's entitled because she's got two children with her. Damn, if my kids were next to me, I'd be like, hey, can I have the seat up the front of the damn place? This is an opportunity to get away from them for an hour, Matt. Time for a break.

You've got a surrogate nanny in Jordan. She would look after them. Jordan, you should have just bust out the line, be humble, sit down. Your exits are here, here and here. Here's another one. Hi, Brandon. Hello.

What do you think, Brandon? Should Jordan have moved? I agree with the last caller. Absolutely not. Hello. What do you think, Brandon? Should Jordan have moved? I agree with the last caller. Absolutely not. And why do you think? Because the woman was rude? Yeah, her attitude and she could have dealt with it a lot better. Yeah.

Like, the same thing happened with us going from Auckland to L.A. and, like, we didn't move because of the way that we were spoken to. If we had been asked, not told, then yes. You catch more flies with honey. I hear what you're saying. And to be honest, who's given up a window seat for an aisle

seat? We all know that the window seat is the best. What is the text machine saying? The text machine is blowing up. There's a couple that's saying that you should have moved. Is there? Yeah, there's two that say you should have moved and about 400 that say.

Has she texted? I think she might have texted. Last one, Bronwyn. Now, you are an ex-air hostie yourself, right? I am, yeah. Does this happen a lot, Bronwyn? Yeah, more than you think. But I think that people think that kicking up a sink will get them what they want.

But I can tell you now that bad behaviour and rudeness will go nowhere. What's the protocol? Do you have the ability to move Jordan against her will? Well, I was going to say we could deal with the family. But I mean, the fact that she said that she paid for it, I would have just left that alone. Yeah. I wouldn't have gone out of my way to help the lady

if she was just yelling at me. She didn't pay for it, though. She didn't pay for it. She just said that she did. I know, but she said she did, and I wouldn't have known, and I wouldn't have cared enough to look it up. So I was just like, okay, fair enough. Okay.

Have you ever seen... $10 for a seat upgrade? Bronwyn, I want to know, being an ex-air hostie, have you ever seen, like, a fight go down on a plane? Oh, too many stories. I was an in-flight manager for about five years. Which airline? I've kind of seen

it all. What airline? I'm not going to say that. Go on. What's the fighty airline? What airline has the most fights on it? It was here in New Zealand. I was going to say Jetstar because that's not a happy place for anyone. Do they tolerate that behaviour on Jetstar

in New Zealand? No, not so much. None of us want to be here in the first place. Okay, Jordan, you're off the hook, mate. Well done. Congratulations. Last night, global superstar Sam Smith was kind of all about Snapchat

and ZM right? I don't have It was big It was big In studio with us at the moment the man who made everything happen

Cam Mansell from Snapchat Hi Bonjour Bonjour Literally the hottest man in the building is in the studio right now We talk about it often Cam

and now it's awkward because you're in the room Bree's very attracted to you and she's not wrong. You're very hot! I'm just looking at Sam Smith's Instagram account. Before I said four and a half million, I was wrong. Sam Smith has 11.1 million Instagram followers.

That's huge. And last night on his story, he recorded his car stereo listening to you, didn't he? He did. Have a listen to this. This played out on Sam's Instagram story last night. Yay! he recorded his car stereo listening to you, didn't he? He did. Have a listen to this. This went down. This played out on Sam's Instagram story last night. Yay! Honestly, I just absolutely love this song.

Keep on enjoying it. Oh, my God! I love you, Zennett! So good. Isn't it so humbling to hear someone that famous, and obviously that's the first time he's heard his new song being played on the radio, and he still gets that excitement out of it? And in New Zealand.

Yeah. So buzzy. So what happened? So you knew he was in the country holidaying. Yeah, and he was tweeting a radio station asking them to play the song. No way. And then my friend DM'd me and was like, hey, just so you know, Sam Smith wants to hear a song on the radio.

So I just tweeted him being like... What station was he? Yeah, what station was he tweeting? Tweeting. Oh, I don't think I should say it. No, you can say it. We say it on our show. Oh, do you?

Yeah. Okay, The Edge. Oh, so you snapped it up off The Edge. And I used to work there too. They will be gutted. They're all my friends that work there and they'll be pissed. I feel bad. Because you got the scoop, man.

You got the scoop. So he was tweeting The Edge asking them to play his new song and you swooped in there. Yeah, he was like, hey, I'm in the car listening now. Like, if you could play it, that'd be awesome. And I just was like, hey, man, like, if you want to listen to at ZM online, let me know when you're listening and I'll chuck your song on.

Big fat poach. And then he- Oh, so you tweeted him and then you guys were tweeting each other back and forth? Yeah, we were tweeting each other back and forth for a couple of minutes. And it was, yeah, it all happened quite quickly. And then I just played the song twice in a row. Were you nervous knowing that he was in the car listening to you? I wasn't so much nervous when it first started happening.

It was more afterwards, after he had put it on the Instagram story. And it made it real. And then everyone started messaging me being like, hey, you're on Sam Smith's Instagram story. And I more afterwards, after he had put it on the Instagram story. And it made it real. And then everyone started messaging me being like, hey, you're on Sam Smith's Instagram story. And I was like, oh.

I'm just having a look. It's still up there. It's been up for 19 hours. You can still go and watch it. Oh, how, incredible. How much better

just a little bit if he'd tagged you personally? That would have blown up the ground. He did retweet your tweet. Oh, he did, eh? Yeah. Yeah, a couple of tweets actually. That had a typo in it. Oh my gosh, that would have blown up the ground. He did retweet your tweet. Oh, he did, eh? Yeah. They had a typo in it.

Oh my gosh, so embarrassing. This is why I shouldn't be allowed a social media account. Like, literally, always spelling mistakes. Same kind of thing happened when Bree got followed by Channing Tatum. And you have this moment where you can talk to each other in DM.

Have you, like, how far have you pushed it as far as contacting Sam goes? Please tell me you direct messaged him. Oh, definitely not. Why not? It was strictly business. I was strictly playing a song. But you're friends now. Why don't you try and hang out?

Oh, yes. There's no way he would hang out. Why not? You played his song, man. He's so happy. So is every other radio station in the world. He just happens to be listening. He didn't hear that.

He doesn't come here much. He might think that ZDM is the only station that plays his music. And if you're listening, don't ever tell him otherwise. Don't tell him that they literally play him on every station except The Rock. Okay? This is an exclusive. I reckon you should message him. I reckon you should see if you guys can just go for a drink.

Too late. I already messaged him. Please tell me you're joking. He said he doesn't want to hang out. We're really excited for you. Congratulations. You and Georgia do a great job on Snapchat of breaking new music every single night. We love your guys' show.

So this is the right thing to happen. You guys plug new music, you support new music, and then an artist hears it like Sam Smith and you get the props. So well done. Thanks, guys. Bree and Clint. The show that was blowing up over the Christmas break was the show on Netflix, You.

You. And essentially it's about this guy who meets this girl very briefly at the bookshop where he works and finds out her first name and then literally it shows you how much you can find out about someone with just their first

and last name. From meeting her at the bookshop? Meeting her at the bookshop. Like a modern, more creepy version of Notting Hill. Pretty much. That's legit what it is. Anyway, this guy finds out that much about this woman and is able to stalk her because of the amount of information that is on social media. There's no spoilers.

We're not going to talk about the spoilers. But the show is being called one of the creepiest shows on Netflix. Yeah. It's very good. I really want to see it. Yeah, I watched it in two days. The whole thing?

The whole thing. How many episodes is it? I think it's 10. Are they hours? Or 11. I think it's an hour, yeah. Wow. I had nothing else to do. I was going to say, is that how you use so much data?

Yeah, nothing else to do. We thought it'd be interesting this afternoon to put this to the test, the theory about if you met someone and you only found out very minimal information, like their first and last name, if you could literally find out everything. How much there is. Yeah. To do that, we can do that. We have a couple of people who can help us too,

especially Trin, who I know is listening at the moment. In the web team. I wanted to get in touch with your brother once, didn't know his name didn't know his handle and I just said can you find me Bree's brother she was back in four minutes

and my brother has a weird Instagram handle she can find out stuff so she's on our team we need someone to volunteer because we don't want to go stalking someone who doesn't want to be stalked

yeah so if you're someone who your accounts are semi-private, semi-not private I mean, so they're not super locked down because obviously we can't stalk you. Yeah. And you're okay for us to delve into your life on the internet. Yeah. We don't mean you have

to have a public Facebook. No. Because that's too easy. Yeah. You can go there and say, you had a red cake on your 15th birthday. Although I'm pretty sure this girl on the show did. Okay. Text? You can text us on 9696. All we want is your first and last

name. Just text us if you're genuine. Okay? If you want to do the process. Because what we'll do is we'll get you on tomorrow and we'll tell you how much we were able to find out about you just from your name. But you need to be legit. You've got to give us a real name. And don't lock down all your Instagram and Facebook like really, really tight

because then obviously we're not going to be able to find out anything. We've got to do more than Instagram and Facebook though. Oh, mate, I've got ideas. I want to go to School Records. Bebo. We're going to go Bebo on their ass. First and last name, full name and nickname to 9696.

And tomorrow we'll find out all about somebody. So we'll get them on the air and then we will put to the test all the stuff that we think we found out and we'll see how good we are. There you go. Brie and Clint. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.

First to three, you can play along in the car as well. Producer Ellie, give us the first celebrity from Instagram that we need to guess. Alright, your first celebrity. This is a test because you literally said this about ten minutes ago. How many followers does Sam Smith have? Oh, baby. I'm on this.

I just need to give it to you late so Brie doesn't copy my answer. You should both get this right, technically. Here you go. All right, Clint. For Sam Smith, you said 11.1. Bree, you said 11.158? Yes. So a little bit more than just 11.1.

It's to the nearest 10, so I'm going to say this is a tie point. Oh, what? No, no, get rekt. No. His thing just 11.1. It's to the nearest 10, so I'm going to say this is a tied point. Oh, what? No, no, get rekt. No. His thing says 11.1. It does technically say that. However, if you hover over the thing, it'll probably say something like that. Exactly.

So do you want to go down that road? Oh, it's controversial now. It's a tie. I should have just left it like that earlier. Another year of petty, petty-ness. Celebrity number two. That was a good burn. All right.

Just newly engaged. More of a gripe than a burn, thank you. Right, right. Newly engaged, Chris Pratt. Oh. Ooh. Now I get him in those three Chris's. Chris Pine, Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth.

He's the Jurassic Park one, eh? Could be. See what they know. He's the Jurassic Park one, eh? Could be. See, I don't know. He's the Jurassic Park one. See, I don't know. He would have got a boost today with the announce of his marriage. Oh, I have a number in my head. I don't know why.

All right. For Chris Pratt, Clint, you have said $19.3 million. Yes. Brie, you have said $27 million. Chris Pratt has $22.3 million. I'd say that's you have said 27 million. Chris Pratt has 22.3 million. I'd say that's a point to Clint. It is a point to Clint. Congratulations, Clint. 2-1.

Are we sure? I'm pretty sure. Ben, just check for me, mate. 27. 27 and 19.3. And he had what? 22. Yeah, 22.3. I'm only 1, 2, 3 off. There you go. Quick math. You're 4, two, three off. There you go. Yeah.

And you're four. You're four off. So it's not that far away. You're wrong. I can win it here. No, it's five off. So we've got one point to Clint and nil to Bray, all right? So next one, she's just come back after a hiatus, Selena Gomez.

Selena Gomez, former most followed person on Instagram. Oh, my God. I looked at this yesterday. No joke. Oh, did you? All right. For Selena Gomez. I've got this.

Clint, you've said $129 million. Brie, you've said $142 million. Selena Gomez has $144 million. Yes, son. Yes. So it's one all. That's two all. Brie you've said 142 million Selena Gomez has 144 million Yes son Yes So it's one all No it's two all Is it?

You said tie point at the start Oh is it technically a point? It's a point each Oh so Oh wow I've really been thrown here That means we're going to So this is the final tie break

Is it? It's tie break It's tie break Oh no Alright For the tie break World underscore record underscore

egg. How many followers does that page have? The egg that has the most liked picture on Instagram of all time. Oh I said this

yesterday and obviously there'd be more but now I can't even remember what I said. I looked at it this morning. Of course you did.

But it's gone up since then. It's truly viral. Ten seconds. This is the follow account not then. It's truly viral. Ten seconds. This is the follow account, not the photo account, right? What? Follow account. Yes, the follow account. How many people follow the egg?

Yeah. Follow the egg. That's ridiculous. Okay, for world record egg, Clint, you've said 6 million. Brie, you've said 4.4 million. World Record Egg has 4.9 million. Bree's taken the game.

I mean, good game. Good way to start the year. Playing my celebration music. Good game, team. I did not think I had that. It's easy when everyone's giving you the answers behind the scenes, though. I'm not doing that. I swear.

No. No one trusts me, though. It's easy when you just let me win one so that it looks like you're not cheating. Stop with all the pity, pettiness. Clint. Having a pity party, thank you very much. Bree and Clint. I'm happy with that.

Bree and Clint. Bit of a studio debate we're having this afternoon. I made the comment that I think it's nice when men shave their underarms. You did not say it that nicely. You said, I think men should shave their armpits. I hate underarm hair. I think it's gross. So you don't have any?

No. I actually got mine lasered and I can't grow any underarm hair ever again. Apparently it grows back when you get pregnant. Really? When your hormones change. Oh, so then I'm going to spend all that money getting it lasered off again. Or you'll be a mum by then and some mums just grow it out. I won't care.

No, I will care. Underarm hair. Well, I said to you that I don't agree that men should shave it, but I do think they should clip it back. I think it should be groomed. I think men should treat their underarm hair the same way they treat their downstairs region. So they should trim it?

Keep it groomed, yeah. Okay, do you think girls should shave their underarms? Yeah. What the hell? Double standard. This is what I don't like. This is what I don't like. When men, and they wear a singlet. You dig. No, no, I'm doing men. No, no, I'm all standard. This is what I don't like. This is what I don't like. When men, like, and they wear a singlet.

You dig. No, no, I'm doing men. No, no, I'm doing men. I'm doing men. Guys wear a singlet in summer. They put their arm down, and it looks like they've got Afro man in a headlock. They've got all those sprouty bits just poking out there,

the spider's legs. That's gross, man. That's gross. And then I told you a story about this guy that I dated once and I used to cringe when we were laying in bed and he would put his arm up and I'd have to lay in his armpit

when he was wearing a singlet. Right in the fragrance zone. Oh, it's not good and then I could feel the hairs. Girls, it just looks nice on girls, you know? Because also you guys wear a lot of like halter neck stuff and some of you like do this pose where you put your hands over your head like that for a photo.

And imagine if there was all this air coming out. Oh, because, yeah, that makes it worth it. Yeah, yeah. I think it would look lovely on men. This is why men. Let's shave Clint's underarms. No, look, mine is like clippered back. Mine is like a number two.

I'm waxing your armpits tomorrow. No, you are not. Yes, I am. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why men shouldn't shave them. Because we have no idea how to maintain it. Seriously, if you wax me or shave me, I will have ingrown hairs up the wazoo.

I'll be rashy. It'll be disgusting. And also, I'm not used to that. I'm going to put my deodorant on and I'll get a rash. All I hear is excuses, excuses. I think your wife, Lucy, would love a nice, primped, well-kept underarm. I'll tell you what. You can wax mine if you grow yours out for the month.

Done. Done? Because I don't have any hairs that grow. Damn it! You made the bet. Let's do it. We're waxing Clint's underarms tomorrow. All right, let's let the people decide.

What? No, no, because this is like that perm thing all over again. I'm not asking the people. You know what else? Can I just make one more point? We'll come through in droves going, wax and bra. You'll look good. And you know what else?

You know what else it helps with? And you know why the zones under men's underarms are so fragrant? Why? Because you've got the hair. It makes you smell worse. It really does. Oh, you're getting on board now. No.

Some people out there. Let me wax it. When we did the perm Yeah No one knew me They didn't They're like I don't care about that guy And they threw me out of the bus Three second thing

Maybe Maybe some people out there This time Are on my side We're going to put it on Instagram Maybe Maybe some people Will say no

That wasn't This isn't the question We were meant to ask But we can do it We can do it People are saying Give him the full back crack and everything. No, okay, we're not doing it.

Why not? Fine, okay. 0800 dials at M. Should Clint let me wax his underarms? And should I get to wax Bree's eyebrow? Bree and Clint. The debate has kicked off this afternoon. Should men wax their armpits?

I believe it's a yes. I think it's hygienic. All of us ladies are doing it. It's not that hard, the upkeep. I already told you that I clip a mine down to next to nothing. There's a lot of hair there. There is not a lot of hair there. There's quite a lot.

It's like a buzz cut. That looks like a merkin for your armpit. It does not. It looks like a nice little welcoming man. I don't like it. I just said to you, you should experience once in your life what it's like to have no hair under there. It's actually so much more hygienic because you smell better

and you sweat less. No, I'll sweat more because there'll be no armpit hair to soak it up. Isn't that how it works? Oh, gross. Look, I have some faith in the people, okay? I'm not going to, we're not using the text machine. We're using these phone calls that we've got here, okay? Should Clint experience nice shaved or wax underarms?

I think yes. Antonia, hello. Hi, Antonia. Hi. What do you think? Oh, hello. Hello. Hello.

What do you think, Antonia? Oh, yeah, definitely get the wax. No, we can't hear you. No, we still can't hear you. Do do you think, Antonia? Oh, yeah, definitely get them waxed. No, we can't hear you. No, we still can't hear you. Do you like it, Antonia? I can hear it loud and clear. Antonia, do you like it when a man has nice waxed underarms? Yeah, I do, yeah.

You do not. I don't want to experience the pain that we go through all the time. Okay, Antonia, do you wax yours or do you shave them? I wax them. You do not. Go away. I love Antonia. Maria, hello.

You sound like a sensible woman. You sound like someone who's in tune with my feelings. And the ladies' feelings. What do you think, Maria? Should Clint wax his armpits? Well, I think he should just trim them. I do trim them. So you like trimmed armpits on guys?

Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Should I shave my legs as well? Is that what you want? Do you want me hair free? Do you want me like a big old, like a big slippery sausage? Because your legs are different. Should I wax my downstairs?

Yeah, I like that. Well, that depends. Does your lady like it too? Oh, I don't know. I like how Maria comes in with a real question. We ring her and ask her. For the record, Maria was a no. She said it just needed to be clippered.

She said trimmed. She said trimmed, yeah. That means the last vote is with, well... No, technically no. James. What do you think, James? Well, hey, guys. How you going? Good, thank you.

I am 100% on Clint's side. Thank you, brother. You need to be a man and be hairy. Yeah, see? Yeah. Me and James have got to go hunting this weekend. Yeah. How are we going to keep ourselves warm in the bush?

Yeah, but James... How are we going to keep ourselves warm when we're hunting? Do hairy underarms make you manly? Is that what makes you a manly man? Oh, it's got to be. Yeah, eat steak, have hair. Great. Actually, James, I'm a vegetarian.

That's awkward. Vegetarian hunting, that's fine. Yeah, James, I'm a vegetarian. That's awkward. Vegetarian hunting, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. I was going to hunt some wild mushrooms. Let's go to Stacey. Let's go to Stacey. We're going to need one more because we could end up at tie break here. Hi, Stacey.

You're actually a beauty therapist, aren't you? I am a beauty therapist. And for the record, I have male clients who come in and they are hairless from the eyebrows down. They're like a sexual slippery dip, are they, Stacey? Well, to be fair, one of them's a triathlete and the other one's a cyclist. Right. But is it hygienic, Stace, to get all the hair waxed?

Absolutely. Because bacteria breeds in your hair follicles. Yeah, but I wash. I wash every night. Yeah, but sometimes you get a bit whiffy. You go away. Stacey, Stacey. Yes or no, Stace?

I think Stacey's a yes. Absolutely. I think at least once you need to experience nice, smooth hairlessness. It hurts more for men, though, eh? Like it hurts more in a man because we've got a thicker armpit here. It hurts more to wax a man. Is that true, Stacey? No, not if you get it done professionally.

If you're doing an at-home job, it can go terribly wrong. I will be doing the procedure. No, you will not. I will be doing it, Stacey, so I don't know how it's going to go. It's all locked up. We have two options left. We have a Shelly and we have a Harry. We're only going to one of them for tie break. Shelly, I believe.

No, that's a lady. Fine. Shelly. I believe. No, that's a lady. Fine. Shelly. I'm with Clint. Oh, well that's no fun for radio. No, I think, yeah, it's a lot manly.

It's way more manly having armpit hair. To be honest, Shelly, I was ready for a yes. I just think that's a stereotype, though. I was mentally prepared to do this. That's just what society has made you believe, that men need to have hairy underarms. I think we need to start a trend, don't you think, Shelley?

No, I'm with hair under the pit. I'll do you that same deal I did you before. Even though I've won the poll, I'll wax one if you grow your leg hairs out for the month. A month? Yeah, because we've got to get a good bit of ground coverage. This time, February 15, you can shave

them. Deal? Shake on it. Deal? If I can wax both of your underarms. Deal. Both of your underarms? Deal. Done. Yeah. We'll do it tomorrow on the show. There you go. Deal done. I've just made a deal with the devil. You want to play birthday banger with us right now? Oh, I so...

Oh, 800 dolls at him. It's good because it's summer as well and you like wearing shorts. Free and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. You call us up, give us your birthday.

We figure out with the big radio computer in here what was actually number one on your 16th birthday. We're very lucky to have this computer. Nobody else has it. That's the only reason we can do it and no one else does it. Yeah, that's it. The licensing on it is through the roof. The guys at the edge tried to steal it one time. Yeah, I had to fight Chang.

Hi, Bernie. Hi, how are you guys doing? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Bernie? It is the 4th of July, 1991. Okay, Bernie, you were 16 in 2007 on the 4th of July, and back in 2007, this was top of the chart. Bernie, did you just go, ugh?

Yeah. At your own birthday. I just remembered I had to renew my license this year. Oh, no. Well, here's your birthday banner. Not bad, right? What a classic. What a classic.

She's the queen of this. She totally is. Yeah, that's a good option for birthday banging. Let's start. Let's go with Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Ames. Hi, Brian Clint.

How are you? Good. How are you? Yeah, good. So cool to have you guys back on here again. Thank you, mate. It's good to be back. What's your birthday?

3rd of September, 1993. Okay, Amy, you were 16 in 2009 on the 3rd of September. And on that day, this was number one. You get David Guetta and Akon's problematic anthem, Sexy B-I-T-C-H. Oh, yep. It's almost embarrassing, really. It-I-T-C-H. Oh, yep. It's almost embarrassing, really. It is, but you've got to remember it for the time it was.

Akon, very cool. David Guetta, not annoying yet. You know, like it was in the moment. That was huge. I remember the first time I heard it. God, those were the days when Akon was cool. Yeah. Hey, Akon's still cool, okay?

Not bad, Amy. Could be worse. Could be worse. Let's go one more. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. Hi. What's your birthday, Jaden, okay? Not bad, Amy. Could be worse. Could be worse. Let's go one more. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. Hi.

What's your birthday, Jaden? 19th of March, 1995. Okay, Jaden, you were 16 in 2011 on the 19th of March, and on that day, this was number one. Jaden, do you bow to Queen Gaga? Oh, yeah. What an anthem queen. There is no way I'm getting between you guys and this song. No, me and Brie, we're playing this song.

Yes, girl. There is no way. Let's do it, Jaden. Get my hand bitten off. We are going to do it, Jaden. This is your birthday banger. Congratulations. Yes, love it.

Yes, sing it loud, New Zealand. Brie and Clint, ZM. Free and Clint. The biggest thing on the internet today is the hashtag 10-year challenge where you take a photo of yourself from 2009 and then a picture of yourself from this year, 2019, put them side by side. We either get to see the glow up or the glow down.

How do these things go viral? I don't understand how it happens. Because people love posting pictures of themselves. And everybody loves posting them when you look better in the photo. And I'm going to go on the record. I may have been younger, but I looked awful in 2009. I had about seven different haircuts. None of them were good. You were trialing them. I was auditioning them for later in life. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were very thin in 2009, can I say?

Yeah, I was going for a hipster, I was going for like an indie rock look. Oh, well, you nailed it. You nailed that five seconds of summer look. That hungry chic. We've just posted both of ours to the Bree and Clint Instagram and the Bree and Clint Facebook page. But you can't see that.

You're driving. You might be working. I But you can't see that. You're driving. You might be working. I know you can't see that. And who cares, right? Who really cares? Oh, no, no. They're good. I think people care.

So what we're going to do is we're going to bring them to you with words in what we're calling the 10-year photo challenge roast. I see this I care about. You roasting me, me roasting you. It's a bit of fun. I'll just quickly describe your photo before I start roasting you. If people don't know what a roast is,

it's where you get to say horrible things about one of your friends and it all has to be taken in a light hearted way. It's all fun and games, right? I would like you to remember that for this challenge, okay? Oh, is that how bad yours are? I'll just briefly describe your photo then you can briefly describe mine,

then the roast can begin. Right. Bree is wearing a large pink, what looks like polo shirt. It was from an op shop. And plaid pink golf pants. She has a very, very swept fringe and the straightest hair you've ever seen.

You have to mention the highlights. I've got like one block of its massive blonde piece in my hair. It looks horrific. You have to mention the highlights. I've got like one block of it's a massive blonde piece in my hair. It looks horrific. You want to roast yourself, do you? Yeah, I could if I, yeah. Tell me what you're seeing on my 2009 picture. Your photo from 2009 is actually a photo with Fletch. And he's holding a banana at you.

Is that the biggest banana you've ever seen? It's a huge banana. Yeah. Very big. He's holding a banana, which is coming out of where his male appendage should be and you've got your hands up. Saying no,

don't banana me, Fletch. And pretty much you just look like a guy from Five Seconds of Summer. Okay, the roast hasn't begun yet but it can begin now. Your hair's very emo band.

Yeah, okay. That's what it looks like. There we go, thank you. All right. Are we underway? Yes, we're underway. Brie, you look like Happy Gilmore's flamboyant but drunk Keddie.

I'll take that. Hey, Clint, you look like a white prepubescent Ricky Martin. Hey, Brie, you look like you asked the hairdresser for the Sandy from Grease, but she gave you the Denny Zuko. Hey, Clint, you look like you're in a weird 90s porno called Put Your Banana In My Pyjamas. Hey, Pri, you look like you invented the no-makeup selfie. Fair. Hey, Clint, you look like Calvin Harris' before photo.

Oh, yes. Hey, Brie, is that a saddle that you're sitting on? Yes. It looks more roadie no than roadie oh. Hey, Clint, you look like you've disappointed more women than sex in the city too. Brie, you look like you straightened your hair with two hot frying pans. Hey Clint, you look like your entire wardrobe came from North Beach,

but you lived in Rotorua, nowhere near a beach. Photo was taken in Auckland at the big day out. Hey Brie, you look like Mr. Blobby on the weekend. And that is a pink joke, not a fat joke. That is a pink joke, not a fat joke. But this is a roast,

I can say whatever I want. I don't have any more. So the last one, Clint, you look like shit. Hey Bree, you look like you won tickets to a pink concert and you're on your way

to convince her to try girls. And I nailed it. You would like to see our 10 year photo challenge? It's on our Instagram account. Search Bree and Clint. Still friends?

Yeah, man. The best. From the This Is Why You Don't Want To Live In Australia files comes a brand new story. Yesterday I was telling you about the run-in I had with the possum at my house over summer. Yes, which is an Aussie native. An Aussie native that doesn't belong here. That I didn't want to kill it. And I didn't have to in the end

because it left of its own accord. But when I heard it making this noise in the backyard, I knew it had to go. Because you've got cats. I've got cats. And that is the reason that I decided you know what, I'll get some traps and we'll just sort this out, do what has to be done, unfortunately. There's a story that has just come out in Brisbane that makes my possum problem look like child's play. ABC Brisbane, that's where you're from in Brisbane, isn't it?

Yes, it is. They've reported on a large carpet python that has eaten a family's cat whole. Oh, my God. Yeah. This family lives in just regular Brisbane. They're in Wishart. Yeah, it's ghetto.

But is it country? No. Not country. No, it's suburbia. Suburbia. Yeah. They live in town, right? Yeah.

A carpet python has come and consumed their cat whole. This is an awful story. How big is the snake? But a warning for you never, ever, ever to go to Australia. I've got a picture of it here. That's it there. Oh, my God. The cat's inside it.

That is so sad. They found the, and this is horrific, they found the cat going in, but it was already dead. Oh, right. So the python obviously had killed it. And the family are really good about it. They said they're sad for obvious reasons, but it's only natural for a python to do that

and agree they need to keep a better eye on them and even probably should keep them inside. That's crazy. How do you keep a cat inside in Brisbane? Like, it is so hot. Yeah, it's so hot in Brisbane. What are you going to do, never open the doors? Yeah, That's crazy. How do you keep a cat inside in Brisbane? It is so hot. What are you going to do? Never open the doors? Yeah, it's horrible. You know my auntie Sherl? They live in country Queensland

and they just spent so much money on their dog which got bitten by a red belly black. Have you heard of that snake? Yeah. So it's literally what it says. It's a black snake with a red belly and they're poisonous and it bit their dog. They spent 12 grand.

Is that pet insurance? Yes. Does pet insurance cover snake bites? I don't know. It should. It probably does. I'm not sure. In Australia. In Aussie you'd think it would but yeah that's how yeah. If you live in Australia and you get bitten because I don't know. If you get bitten by a snake. Say you get bitten by like a brown snake or something. What do you do? A king brown.

What do you do? Go to the hospital. Yeah but how do you do? A king brown. What do you do? Go to the hospital. Yeah, but how do you get to the hospital? How long do you have? Depends on what type of snake, but some snakes you have like 10 minutes. To get to the hospital? Yeah. And then they just have antiserum?

A king brown, if it's an adult one and if it bites you, that's how venomous that snake is. Do you have to know what sort of snake bit you so they know what sort of antidote to give you? Yes, you do. So I have actually seen the place where I used to live in New South Wales was right near this reptile park, which is where they actually milk a lot of the snakes, which is where they grab the snakes and they put their heads. I know what milking is. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, and they put their heads. Oh, I thought you meant the little snake nips. No, not the snake nips. And they put their head so that the snake strikes like a shot glass and they collect their venom and that's how they make the anti-venom. But you should see them milking these snakes that are so venomous. I'm like, I wouldn't do that. So if you don't know the snake, they can't give you the anti-venom? Pretty much.

So do you have to, as an Australian, like how we learn like the ABCs and the timetable and stuff, do you have to learn what snake is what and what spider is what? Yeah, kind of. Or you just kill it and then take it in with you. Oh, okay. Just kill it. I've just been bitten by a poisonous snake.

Let me just instantly man up and kill a snake. Well, that's what, yeah. Take it with me. Yeah. Right. Life and death. Snake, Australia. That's what you do. When they fix you, they go, yeah. Take it with me. Yeah. Right. Life and death. Snakes. Australia.

That's what you do. When they fix you they go, thanks I feel bad too. Can you, um, could you fix the snake? Bree and Clint. I don't know what it is about me and planes but I just never have a good time on a plane. You got gassy when you were on there with Jacinda that time? Well this actually is kind of a similar situation. What? Did you get

I honestly believe when you're on a plane, it's something to do with the altitude. Kevin Pritchard squeezes it out of you. It does. Like wringing out a sponge. Yes. Like standing on bubble wrap. Your bottom is just air being pressed out.

On a recent flight back to Auckland, actually on Saturday, I get on the plane and I'm seated in the aisle seat. And there's a kid sitting next to me across the way. So there's a row and then a kid. And then there's also a seat free next to me. No one behind me because I was right at the back of the plane. Is there a window seat? Yeah, there's someone in the window seat.

So three seats, window seat person, spare seat, then you. Yep. Then I or then kid. Yes. Got you. No one behind me. So there's pretty much no one around. This whole entire flight, I have had wind. You've had cabin pressure. I had cabin pressure.

And I tried to hold it the whole flight, which is two and a half hours. By the end of this flight, I felt so sick. And I needed to release some cabin pressure. Did you have that gurgling thing that goes on just below your ribs? You know like an inside fart? Yeah. You know when you can hear what's happening? This is disgusting, by the way.

No, but no. People will know what I'm talking about. If you hold your wind for too long, it'll actually... Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, the gurgling. It feels like it farts back up into your ribcage. It does, because it does. That's what happens. And that's how you get bad breath.

That's where shitty ideas come from. It travels up to your brain. No, but I felt really ill and I was like, you know, this kid I don't really care about. He's not going to say anything. And he was flying alone. I don't care about this kid. I don't care. Can we just get that this kid I don't really care about. He's not going to say anything. And he was flying alone. I don't care about this kid. I don't care.

Can we just get that captured? I don't care. I'll fart all over this kid. The kid's not going to say anything. I'll fart on his nose. You know, he's probably. Come here, kid. He was about eight, eight or nine.

It was fine. It doesn't help. And I thought if I just, you know, sneak one out here, it'll be fine. The kid will probably, you know. Cloth seats or leather it'll be fine. The kid will probably, you know. Cloth seats or leather seats? Cloth. Because that affects the reverberation. It does.

So the kid was there. There's no one sitting next to me. I was like, here's my time to get away with it. It'll be great. So that happens. And audible? No. I did my best.

No, not audible. Spread them. It's happened. It's been released. It's been released. It's been released. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I've gotten away with this. And it was a little bit, you know. Fragrant.

Fragrant. Aromatic. At this point, I'm not even joking. The whole flight, no flight attendant has come anywhere near us. This flight attendant is walking down the aisle, handing out those cards that you have to fill out to come to the country. Immigration cards. Yes.

And I was like, oh, well, the kid's not going to need one. They probably pre-do it or something. She crouches down in the aisle right next to me to talk to the kid. Right in the strike zone. I'm not joking. You couldn't write about it. I was like, literally the whole flight, and then you crouch right there. That's Murphy's Law.

Did you blame the kid? I mean, that kid had bad wind all flight. I just lean over. I'm like, I think the kid soiled himself. I think he misses his parents. Time for Spy. Very exciting this year. We? Brie and Clint. Time for Spy. Spy.com.nz Very exciting this year. We've got a Hollywood correspondent.

Yeah, and best eyebrows in Hollywood. He joins us right now. Dean McCarthy. Hello, sir. Oh, look, I'd love to say that natural, but I'd be lying to your entire audience. G'day, everyone. What do you do?

Do you do the tattooing? No. No, I'm not that extra. I'm not quite that extra. But I just a little touch up every now and then, just a little couple on each side just to keep it together. Can't hurt. Can't hurt.

Hey, you bring us news from Hollywood and we're starting today. Well, yesterday we talked about how much J-Lo's apartment was selling for, $4 million extra just because she lived in it. How much for Marilyn Monroe's hair? The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Marilyn Monroe's hairdresser back in the day in the 60s or whatever, this is really quite creepy as well. He took extra hair when he was cutting her hair,

put some of her hair in a glass case with a photo of her. Oh, we just lost you on the amount, Dean. How much did he sell it for? $16,000 for a lock of Marilyn Monroe's hair back in the 60s. Can you believe this? Is it enough? Is it weird? Is it enough money?

Can they prove that it's hers, Dean? Yeah, well, that's a good question. The only proof we have is that this was her hairdresser. There's a photo of her and the guy selling it. And he apparently did this with a few different friends. He cut a few locks of hair off of hers, put them into glass capsules, put a picture of her in it as well, and then gave them to friends.

And now one of the friends is actually selling. It's not great. It's an abuse of power, of privilege. But at the same time, it's better than him setting up like a stall where you can pay just to give it a quick sniff. You know? Oh, I would be down for that.

$16,000 for the whole lot, or you can have a sniff just for $50. Yeah, well, yeah. Best $50 I'd spend. That's great. Hey, Dean, Chris Pratt, he's off the market again. He's remarried someone. Yeah, look, I feel like this happened really quickly. Not to be too shady, but Chris Pratt has finally proposed,

and she said yes, of course, to Catherine Schwarzenegger, who is Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter. Is it just me, or was Chris Pratt and Anna Faris married like two minutes ago? Wait a minute. Is it just me? I thought he was remarrying Anna Faris. Yeah, when were they dating? What happened? What?

Yeah, no, he's marrying Catherine Schwarzenegger, and Anna Faris loves it. She tweeted saying, I'm so happy for you both. Congratulations. Yes, he has moved on very, very quickly. Oh, my God. With a $250,000 six-carat diamond ring to Catherine Schwarzenegger, who is, yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's daughter. I just feel like that happened really fast.

She's missed an absolute trick there, Anna Faris, not to tweet and say, I bet you're glad our marriage was terminated. She did message our Schwarzenegger's daughter and said, I'll be back. Dean, you got any bad jokes? Quick, you got any, Dean? I don't know. How do you go?

You don't go much lower than that. You're such a good guy. I can't stop that. Good option. Good option. That is Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood's Brie and Clint. And that is us, folks. We're out stop that. Good option, good option. That is Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood's... Free and Clint. And that is us, folks.

We're out of here. What are you doing tonight? What am I doing tonight? Oh, boring. Packing up the rest of my house. Because we're renovating. Yeah. Yeah.

That's not fun. We're moving out of the house. We're moving into a caravan. It's going to be like Summer Bay. It's going to be fantastic. How much are you paying to live in a caravan? Caravan costs... This is possibly a good alternative to rent, actually.

Caravan costs $160 a week. Okay. And the campsite costs... Well, the campsite costs $45 a day. Wait, so do you have a caravan? No, I'm renting a caravan. So you're renting a caravan. And then driving it to the campsite.

Okay. And then renting the campsite for $45 a day. But you can get the campsites a caravan. So you're renting a caravan. And then driving it to the campsite. Okay. And then renting the campsite for $45 a day. But you can get the campsites a lot cheaper. It's just we wanted to be waterfront. We just decided if we wanted to. Oh my God. Well, we said if we're going to live in a caravan, we might as well live on the water.

So you're like prime time location caravan. Summer Bay, baby. Summer Bay. Who's one of the hot people off Summer Bay? I've never watched Home and Away. Well, who did Chris Hemsworth play? It'll be him. You're Alf. And Lucy's Irene.

You could have given her a compliment. You could have made her Kate Ritchie. Oh, I love Kate Ritchie. You could have made her Sally. Yeah, she's Sally, you're Alf. No, I'll tell her you've called her Irene. Hey, Irene's hot. I'd do it. Could have called her Morag. See, now, yeah. Hey, RIP.

Is she gone? Yeah. Oh, I'm glad I didn't make my next joke. It's time to go. I saved you. That is a gift from heaven. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Have a good night.

Have a great night, everybody. Bree and Clint. Weekdays 3 till 7 on ZM.