ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 15th 2020

Episode Date: January 15, 2020

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To a podcast intro, please. You got that, you got that, you got that milk money. Is she saying milf money or milk money? You've got that milk money and she's got that milf money. Oh. So she has, what's milf money? Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast where we're debating some of fergie's later work yeah um this is a weird weird sort of remembrance memory that's the word remembrance um i'm really

tired me too i'm really tired i've had enough anyway remember she heard comeback song after she did big girls don't cry and she went away and she had some kids with josh do hamel yes um and then she came back and she's like i'm not just a mum i'm a hot mum and she put out this song which is called m-i-l-f milf you got that you got that you got that MILF money. You got that, you got that, you got that MILF money. I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money. So she's got that MILF money is what she's saying. Right. And she says, you've got the MILF money. You've got the MILF money. But I've got the MILF money.

And she's got the MILF money because she's the MILF. What's MILF money though? I guess she's saying she's a rich MILF. Is that what she's saying out of it? Because she's Fergie and she's now a mum. And so she's... We've pinpointed what the weird point is in this. And we think we know why this wasn't a hit.

Yeah, why wasn't it a hit? Why didn't it connect? Why didn't she come through? Because in the music video, isn't she pouring like jugs of milk on herself? I have a... Yeah, she is. And she's in like a tiny yellow top. Super hot. Super hot. Definitely a MILF in the video. I have a, yeah, she is. And she's in like a tiny yellow top. Super hot.

Super hot. Definitely a MILF in the video. I have a confession. Yeah. I actually recreated that video. Did you? Yeah. Oh, that's news.

Okay, hello. This is news. Began you Google it? No, I don't know if you'll find it. BreeThomasLM.I.L.IF. Don't put that in. Don't put that in. Just comes out with a picture of mum and dad. Yeah, literally.I.L.F Don't put that in Don't put that in Just comes up with a picture of mumma die Yeah literally

Okay Alright She's old She's not dead Brie Yeah While we look for that I believe the music video is what Was prevented it being a hit

Cause she's too sexy Too sexy But the milk she was pouring on herself I went Is that breast milk? What? Cause she's too sexy. But the milk she was pouring on herself, I went, is that breast milk? What? Because she's a mum? Yeah.

Yeah, because she's singing about it. No, you can't get that much milk out of breasts. No, you can't. Trust me, I watch every day now. It's actually a myth, isn't it? People think it just comes by the bucket load. Well, you can over time, but you're more likely to get a bit.

I think a good day is like 150 mils. Yeah, but it's not like flowing free like a cow. No, it's not like a tap. Is it? He's found the video. No, I'm not. Put on the screen what you found. No, you can't.

No, you can't. No way. No, put it up. Have you Googled porn at work? Oh, you've Googled mils. Literally the first top thing was, not honk. Oh, Prawn Hub. You've ended up on Prawn Hub.

Oh my God. Take it down, take it down. That's your name, that's your name. No, go back, go back. That wasn't my name. It was your name. No, it wasn't. Go back, go back.

M-I-L-F, Brie. Parody. Busty. I can't even say that. Not my last name. That could be any, you know there's other people named Brie in the world. Oh, is her name Br, Busty. I can't even say that. Not my last name. That could be any. You know, there's other people named Brie in the world. Oh, is her name Brie Busty?

Yes. Oh, I thought that was a description of what's happening in the video. Last time I checked, my name is not Busty. It could be you in the video. It was not me. Trust me. Crikey. How do you access that on the work computer?

I don't know. You're going to work prison. Yeah, you're in trouble now. If people want to know what you just saw and what we just saw, type in breethomastelm.i.l.f. Is that what you put in? Don't do that. If you have anyone looking at your search history,

I would say not to Google that. Where's the video of you? Not that one. Where's the video of you doing the Fergie song? I'll find it. I'll find it. Is it on Bebo or something? It might. I feel like it got taken down for a few reasons. But I'll see if I can find it on my

computer. Yeah, nice. Alright. It's been very revealing. Milk money. We're going to go. Enjoy today's podcast, everybody. See you Yeah, you know what to do money I got that I got that milk money you got that you got that

you got that milk money I got that I got that hey Google what's the time it's 3pm give or take a minute

Alexa play ZM on iHeart Radio playing ZM on iHeart Radio hey Siri Winnebree and Clint on Bree and Clint

are on air in 5 4 3 2 1 2, 1. Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show Bree and Clint. Did you hear me just do a ooo, ooo? No, did you bust out a ooo, ooo? Yeah, I got into a time machine and I went back to 1996 when people were still doing that.

When you go to bars and clubs, do you take a whistle? I used to. I bet you used to. Maybe back in the day. When you lived in Florida? Yeah. Oh, Miami's the place to do it. Blow my whistle.

Yeah. Welcome along, everybody, to the show. Today, as we have been doing, we're going to fill you up if you get through on the show today. Yeah, that's right. I've got all of those Arnott's chocolate blocks still here in the studio. And every person that gets on air with us this afternoon, we're going to hook you up. What's the best one in your opinion, by the way?

Because these are all, if you don't know them, they're those mashed up hybrid things where they've taken a popular biscuit and Arnott's chocolate and put them together. Exactly. But I don't recognise a lot of the biscuits because there are a lot of Aussie classics. They're all the Aussie classics. So I recognise them all very well. So I'm probably the best person to tell you. I think the Vovo is very good.

You've always said that too, yeah. Yeah, it's one of my favourites. You enjoy the Vovo? I love the Vovo. And you know me. You quite like a Scotch finger too, don't you? I'm all around the Scotch finger, yeah. And so that'd be my two favourites.

Right, I love ginger nuts. Yeah, you do love the nuts. Yeah, those ones are good too. So like we said, if you can get through, we're going to give you some of those Arnott's chocolate blocks. There's more flavours than that too. Can we start with some? Can we give some away to start?

Yeah, call now. 0800-DIAL-ZM will hook you up with some of that chocolate. Next on the show, unclaimed Lotto Millions. I love these stories. You know why you love it? Why? Because you're a desperate hopeful to win the lotto. Exactly right.

You always will be. Exactly right. Until you win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will win. I've read that book, The Secret, and you've just got to say it enough times. I'm here to support you. So, yeah, hopefully one day you will win.

I am Clint Roberts, and I will win lotto. Put it out there. I haven't won this one, but someone yeah, hopefully one day you will win. I am Clint Roberts and I will win Lotto. Put it out there. I haven't won this one, but someone has and they haven't claimed it. So this could be you if you're into it. Like if you buy a ticket. Now you've made every person that has a ticket go, oh, that could be me right now. And that, my friends, is perfect radio.

You have to stick around to find out the information. But I mean millions and millions. That's a lot of money New Zealand Lotto Did you win it? I'll give you the info next Bree and Clint This is exciting

Especially for me As like I said Someone who in the future will win Lotto I just feel it I feel it in my core See when you say that Now you know you're going to win a small amount No I'm going to win a big one I'm going to win a big one Yeah but when you know you're going to win a small amount. No, I'm going to win a big one.

I'm going to win a big one. Yeah, but when you say, I'm going to win Lotto, that could be $14.95. That'd be nice. That would fund my next Lotto ticket. Would you be happy with that? Of course I wouldn't be happy. No one's buying a Lotto ticket to win $14.95. How much do you think you've spent on Lotto tickets in the last two years?

Oh, good question like let's well it really changed for me when they went to two draws a week like okay so how much is a normal ticket that you would spend like how much 20 bucks 20 bucks and that's every week no only when the only when the price is a bit i only like getting in when it's above 5 mil Lotto That's quite often Yeah Let's just say Let's say I get Let's say I get

No I don't want to do this math I don't want to do this math because I'm currently in the process of putting myself on a budget and if you reveal to me how much money I'm wasting on Lotto

but then it's like an investment plan because like I said out loud because I've read the secret and you've got to verbalise it It's not an investment plan I will win Lotto one day So $ secret and you've got to verbalise it I will win lotto

one day. So $20 and how many times a year? Oh, four a month so. Four, okay, four a month so times 52. Don't, don't, I don't care, I don't care. You spend over $1000 on lotto tickets for nothing.

For nothing. Yeah, well, someone has and there's some lotto millions unclaimed, okay? Do you want to hear about that? Yeah, I nothing. Yeah, well, someone has, and there's some Lotto Millions unclaimed, okay? Do you want to hear about that? Yeah, I do. Okay, someone out there has bought themselves a Lotto ticket. But not you. No, not me, okay? Someone in Twizel has bought a ticket, and they won $17.1 million.

That's when you stop playing Lotto. No, that's when you've got the money to play lotto. No, you're so frustrating. If you win that much money, you don't need to play lotto anymore. Oh, for sure. The pressure's off. Absolutely. So you can just play for fun.

And like how often would someone who's won that much win again? No, there's interesting stats on that, on repeat winners. Oh, it's happened like one time. A couple of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've done documentaries winners. Oh, it's happened like one time. A couple of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've done documentaries on people who have won Lotto in New Zealand. A lot of them are broke. A lot of them have ruined their life.

You're actually worse than I thought. No, I'm not. Okay, I'm fine. And I know when I say it in that tone, it sounds like I'm not fine. I'm fine. But I'm fine. Look, there's $17.1 million unclaimed. So how long has it been unclaimed for?

Not that long. It was only won on the 28th of December. Oh, that's not that long ago. A couple of weeks ago. But because it is such a big prize and no one has come forward, Lotto New Zealand have said, if this person doesn't come in soon, we're going to hire a private investigator to find them.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So this is the information available to Lotto if they want to try and track you down. They said they can drill down on specific information about a ticket. They can see where it was purchased, obviously, what day it was bought, the exact time the ticket was bought. Yeah.

And whether the person used... Oh, the security cameras. Yeah, security cameras, yeah. But that won't necessarily tell you who the person is. And you can't put a picture on the Lotto Facebook page of someone going, this person's a millionaire. necessarily tell you who the person is. And you can't put a picture on the Lotto Facebook page of someone going, this person's a millionaire. You know, that's privacy issues. But they can also find out

whether you paid with a credit card or an EFTPOS card. Oh, so if you did, then they can find you. They can trace you back. If you credit card, they can go to the credit card company and go, hey, who's this person? And then I guess they can go, this is who they are. That's nice of them. Yeah, well, they really want to give it away. Going out of their way to find them. Can you imagine that it's like a movie and you feel like

someone's tailing you and you feel like someone's following you all the time and you find out he's a private investigator and you go over and you're like

bang on the car window and you're like why are you following me you creep and they go because you won 17.1 million dollars oh my god

that's my dream I'd probably go yeah sure sure I do. Yeah, no, this happens all the time. And I'm the Queen of England. Fine.

Sometimes I think we're living in an age where there's too many rules. Oh, yeah. You know? You're going to break something. There's so many rules. Oh, yeah. And now people just make them up and they say it's a rule. Okay.

I hate that. There's this actual hotel in San Francisco right now. I reckon they've taken it too far. Sure. They've come up with this new rule for guests staying at the hotel. Yeah. And they're saying that if they spend too long eating breakfast at the hotel breakfast area

that they get charged more money. What? They're saying that if they spend over the allocated time that they think is, you know, right to eat breakfast, that they have to pay. That doesn't sound like a relaxing hotel that I want to stay at. Does it? And it's super fancy.

What do they consider an over-the-top amount of time? So this is what I think is interesting. What do you think is a reasonable amount of time to sit down and eat breakfast? Breakfast is not like a four-course thing. You're not having drinks. You're not settling in for the night. I'd be surprised if you're having breakfast over an hour. I would think breakfast is a

30 minute affair. Yeah, I think so too. Not brunch, right? Breakfast. Breakfast. I can do a couple hours for brunch. But what if you want to have a kind of bit of a boozy booze it up at breakfast, yeah? No, then you've got a problem. Okay. You can have a boozy

brunch. But not breakfast? You shouldn't be having a boozy breakfast. Samosas at 9 o'clock. Okay, first of all, it's mimosas. Second of all, not at 8 o'clock unless you're going to the races. Yeah. Yeah, well, what if I am? Yeah, well, then special occasion.

Yeah, so anyway, they're saying that breakfast costs. Ma'am, you can't come in here. How many samosas have you had? Only seven. I've had seven. And how many spring rolls? And how many of those little money bags? Too many.

There's not muffins in my pocket either. How many onion rings? I've stolen muffins from a breakfast bar once. Good for you. How long are you allowed to stay at this restaurant? Anyway, so they're saying breakfast costs a minimum of US $50 per person, which is quite expensive, isn't it? So it's fancy.

At that rate, you'd want some samosas. Yeah, right, along with an 18% service charge and an 8.5% tax. So it's already expensive, and they're saying if you stay longer than 90 minutes, you will get charged a further $80. Far out. That's, yeah. Again, no one's staying at breakfast for an hour and a half. No.

So it shouldn't be a problem. But what if you're having a meeting? What if you're having a meeting at the restaurant? Yeah, there's exceptions to everything, I guess. Sure. I just think what it's going to do, no one's going to stay at that hotel. You reckon?

Well, I don't know. Unless it's a really good hotel. What's the name of the hotel? The Fairmont Hotel. Oh, I don't care. Next on the show, we're going to talk to Dean McCarthy. He's in Hollywood and he's got news for us. I really want a mimosa now.

Yes, and a samosa. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us the latest regarding Harry and Meghan and their plans to trademark their own brand name. Yes, well, here's the deal. So they successfully trademarked Sussex Royal in the UK. Obviously, no big deal.

However, unfortunately for them, a few years ago, this random guy named Joel Robertson or something trademarked Sussex Royal in the USA across all digital platforms. So he owns the online ownership trademark of Sussex Royal. Now, this is a really big deal. This could be worth a lot of money to him. He, however, actually works in IP, and he alleges that he won't sell it to them, but he would actually give it to them for free. He wants to teach them a lesson to, as he said, be careful with details.

So I don't know. I can give this company like $100,000. He'll probably take it, but there you go. They'll give it for free in exchange for global publicity for his PR brand, right? He's not done what he's done. No, it's not. Tell Dean about the time you offered someone on Instagram money for their Instagram handle.

Oh, so my Instagram handle is Clintstagram, but that was already taken. So I've got two M's on the end of mine. Which is not ideal. It's not ideal, but I mean, it's not that big a problem. I messaged the guy whose name is Clint. Who has Clintstagram. Who has Clintstagram.

So he got in before you. And at that stage didn't use Instagram very much. And I said, hey man, can I have this? Like, I quite like it. I thought I was pretty clever. I thought I invented it.

But you had it first. Can I have it? I'll give you $1,000. Ooh, that's pretty good. And he said no. And he said no. And has he posted much since? Oh, wow. Yeah, that's pretty good. And he said no. And he said no. And has he posted much since? Oh, wow.

Yeah, he posts some stuff. He posted a pretty rough joke the other day too. And I go, man, I hope people aren't following that guy thinking that it's me making these jokes. But I don't know. Yeah. The other thing is with the Royals, when they go independent, they've got 10.7 million Instagram followers on at Sussex Royal.

Are they going to start doing paid posts on there? Yeah, can you imagine Prince Harry doing teeth whitening products? Those ones on the USB cord? Yeah, I can't imagine it. That is Dee McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles. I wanted to reminisce for a second.

Back to 2012, when something drastic happened in a lot of people's lives. Oh, yeah? When Apple changed the charging connection on the phone. Oh, good memories, good memories, good memories. Can you remember how angry people were? Yeah, I can. And I was too because I just invested in a clock radio that had an iPhone dock on the top of it. I just got an iPhone dock to play music.

It was blowing up because people weren't Bluetoothing back then. No. You were docking your phone. And there were entire like home entertainment units. All based around that. All based around the dock. So you could put your iPhone 3GS into that 30-pin charger thing that you had there. So what do you do now?

With those things? That's what I mean. You had to get rid of it all. Yeah, well, no one docks anymore. That's the thing. Well, that's the thing. No one docks. You just Bluetooth to things and it connects automatically,

which is arguably better. But at the time, we didn't know that was coming. No, we didn't. And I just remember people being so angry about it. Yeah. Like they were just like, how could they not? Because it was quite sudden. How dare you?

Yeah. Yeah. They got the same backlash when they took the headphone jack away. And I'm still angry about it. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. I'm still upset.

But you're a bougie ear pod user now. Oh, that's true. I did get them for Christmas. I did. I haven't used them yet, actually, but I did. I haven't used them yet actually, but I will. Look, this may be on the way, but this could be the potential of a third charger port change in iPhones in 13 years. Because Apple are saying that they could be forced

to change the charging cable for the iPhones for the third time. Yeah. Because of a number of reasons. They're saying that the USB-C, which I know this is all like tech talk and I don't really know. The only reason I know what that is is because all the new MacBooks have the USB-C and also the Samsung devices. So I'm a Samsung user.

Yeah. And they all have this. I'm so keen for you guys to have to change your chargers because it will mean that I can finally borrow chargers off you. Yeah, right, and I feel like it will unite Android and iPhone users. Yeah, we can come together and share a charger. For the first time. You know, it's the unification that we need. It'll take five years because even if Apple change it on the next iPhone they put out.

Everyone still has old ones. People are still on iPhone 6, a lot of people. Yeah. Even older. Some people are still on the iPhone 5, which is not even supported by Apple anymore. Is it not? No, you can't get an update. Actually, I would love for people to text through right now on 9696.

Do you think you have the oldest iPhone right now and you're using it? You have to text us off it. Yeah, text us from your old iPhone. What is the model iPhone you're using right now, 9696? How old do you think it would be? We'll get the text in about 19 minutes when the phone finally unlocks. Okay, so what they're saying that potentially

the next iPhone that'll come out, they'll change to USB-C charger. Yes. They reckon that USB-C charging is the future for everything. Yeah, and I've heard that for a little while. They've done it in laptops and stuff like that. Now, most of our laptops at work, like even the Dells and stuff, they all plug in via USB-C.

And I think, I don't know for sure, but I think USB-C can replace HDMI. Is that true? Well, on the new MacBooks, like this MacBook here, which is fairly new, there's no USB. Yeah.

It's all USB-C. Yeah. But that's all good. We sound so smart, don't we? Yeah. Oh, look, someone's just texted through because I said text through with the oldest iPhone. Someone goes, iPhone 11 Pro Max.

Okay, show off. Look, can I premise this next conversation by saying I'm a massive animal person. I love animals. Yeah, Brie drags her butt around on the carpet all the time. Catch you licking her genitals. Okay. She's a massive animal person. Why would you say that on the radio?

You can't even do that. The body doesn't bend that way. I've tried. Yeah, exactly. Anyway. I would have a good. I have wanted a dog for like 10 years, absolutely love them, and I think when I get one I probably will be one of these people.

Have you got your dog name already packed out? Yeah, I want to give it a, not really, but I want to give my dog a real human name. So I want to name it like Susan. Ah, okay. Or like, you know. I was wondering if dog names were like baby names and you don't share your dog name in case someone else uses your dog name. Yeah, that's a point.

I might name it Clint, you don't know. Don't worry, don't worry. I don't think many people are going to steal your Susan idea. I think it's a good idea. I think people like it. Honey, what should we name the Labradoodle? Well, I heard this Australian chick on the radio today. Ripper idea.

Stay with me. Well, I reckon I'll start a trend. Anyway, my cousin. No, because I hear she. Stop. My cousin, Tennille, I was home on the holidays and she has recently gotten a brown Dalmatian puppy. Yeah, and has she taught it, Tennille?

No, she hasn't taught it, Tennille. Not yet. Sit. She taught it to sit, but not Tennille yet. Anyway, it's about five, six months old. Oh, yeah. So it's still a puppy. What's the type of dog again?

Sorry, I was too busy thinking of my Tennille joke. Yeah, I knew you were. Brown Dalmatian. Brown Dalmatian. Cute. I didn't know you could get brown Dalmatians. You're so cute. Very cute.

But there's a few things that she was doing where I was like, oh, I might be a bit too far. Okay. So one of the things is we had a barbecue one of the nights and we were sitting there and there was sausages. Yeah. And I was watching her and she's cut up this sausage into pieces and then she was putting the sausage on the fork

and then feeding it to the dog piece by piece. She was feeding the dog with a fork? Yes. That sounds over the top but also it sounds dangerous. It was a plastic fork. Do dogs understand the concept of forks? I don't think this dog did, but she was very gentle and I was kind of like, okay, all right, well, yeah,

I guess she's a puppy. Yeah. Anyway, it's when she said this next thing where I was like, I've never heard of that before. Yeah. And my cousin Tennille goes, she said, oh, she's like, I'm just going to go down to the house. I have to put the dog down for a nap.

Yeah. Oh. Wait, you put the dog to bed? She makes the dog have scheduled naps. Oh, yeah, nah, too far. Is that too far? Does your cousin, Tennille, does she have kids? She's got a kid.

Right. She's got a teenage son. Because I get it if you're sort of superimposing your parenting skills onto an animal because deep down you want human kids. Yeah, I get that. That's fair enough. Well, yeah, I understand that is what I mean by that.

But like, come on. Or maybe she learned everything that she knows from her kids and she's like, well, this is how you raise them. I mean, it's a child. When the dog first got to the house, was it wearing nappies? No, it wasn't wearing nappies. But then it made me think about this one time I was in a supermarket. This was in Australia.

And I was standing at the supermarket. And I was in the vegetable aisle. And this woman had a dog with her. And I think it was a service dog. Yeah. And I've kind of looked down at this dog. And I was like, that dog's mouth looks weird. And then I've kind of noticed the dog had braces.

What? The dog had doggy braces. And I said to the woman, I was like, does your dog have braces? And she goes, yeah, he needs them. Yeah. And I was like, oh, right, that makes it all good then. The hardest bit was getting him to stop sucking his thumb. That's what gave him the problem in the first place.

He might have needed it for medical reasons, but it looked very weird. My uncle had cats who ate at the dinner table at dinner time. And I don't mean they stood on the table. I mean he had a special chair made that was the right height for each of the cats. And the cats had their own placemat. And they sat down to dinner together. And the cats ate dinner at the dinner table when they ate dinner. No, I don't know about that.

It was neck-lev, bruv. Yeah, that's interesting. But we want to hear from you guys, 0800DIALSATM. What is the next level you've seen someone, or maybe it is you, maybe it's you, go for their pets? Yeah, do you go overboard for an animal? Yeah, what are their pets. Yeah. Do you go overboard for an animal? Yeah. What are you doing that's overboard, you reckon, for an animal?

Good if you can admit it about yourself. Yeah, I think it's fine. Like, good if you understand, look, I know I'm a bit cray-cray here, but hear me out. Oh, 800 dials at M. You can text us as well. That's open 9696. And everyone who gets on air with us this afternoon is winning

Arnott's Chocolate Blocks. Bree and Clint. Over the Christmas break, my cousin, she was visiting and she had a new, beautiful brown Dalmatian. I was going to say Labrador. Brown Dalmatian puppy. It was about

five, six months old and she loves that dog. I think she loves it just as much as she loves her son. Like she just spends honestly the most time with this animal. She's feeding it off a fork. She said she puts it down for scheduled naps. I said, I get it, you love the dog, but are you going a little bit over the top? Well, you also present as a weird dog person.

Yeah. Like outwardly. I don't know if you care how you look in public, but if you are leaving events to go and put your dog down for a nap. I feel like that's gonna be me when I get a dog, maybe. I'm a crazy cat person. I have two cats who I love very much, but I'm

not doing that. But we're trying to see where the line is and ask, are you a crazy animal person or do you know one? Exactly right. So we've asked you to call through. Who's up first? Sienna. Hi. Hi. Hi. What do you do or someone you've seen that you think's a bit over the top for an

animal? Well, my dog has a full posted bed. That's good. I like it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Does it have linen? Like sheets and duvet and stuff? Yep. And he also has his own clothing routine in the morning. That's brilliant, Sienna. I like that. How does your dog select what he's going to wear each day? Oh, well, he

doesn't, but he is quite the range. He's got a lot of clothes. How many are we talking? Well, we're talking about a whole shift full. Yeah, right. No, cute. Good on you, Sienna. You do you, girl. It sounds like a lot of fun. He sounds like he'd be very happy. Let's talk to Annie.

Hi, Annie. Hi. Hi, guys. Hello, you crazies. Good, Annie. Good. Now, are you the crazy here as well, or are you going to tell us about some other crazy animal person?

No, it's all about me. It's not my secret friend. It's actually me. I like that, Annie. You own up to it. No, it's all about me. It's not my secret friend. It's actually me. I like that, Annie. Own up to it. Yeah, I will. Now, Bree, just going back to your dog names, hun. Susan's a great name.

Thank you. My dogs are Lillian and Dorothy. I love the Lillian the dog. I love it. That's very good. So it's Lillian, Dottie, and the little miniature sausage dogs. Oh, cute. And what do you do for them, Annie,

that other people might find a little bit weird? They get their water and their puppy milk and china teacups and sauces. How posh! Do they put one little pinky finger up when they take a sip? I'm trying to teach them that, but we're working

on it. But because they're so little they can't reach a normal dog bowl, so the teacups actually actually a really good choice. So there's an excuse for it, Annie. Annie, you're wonderful. Thank you for calling us. She was great. Jess is here. Hey, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, guys. Tell us, is it you? It's me.

It's definitely me. What are you doing that's over the top for your animals? Well, everything. But a couple of years ago we had some really hot, hot weather here in Tauranga, and I decided that, you know, to cool her down, I'd get her some nice, cool bottled water out of the fridge and put it in a little special bowl for her,

and now she refuses to drink tap water. She needs cold, bottled water out of the fridge. No, you've spoiled the animal. Does she like a certain brand? Yeah, just the cheap Countdown one, I think. My parents-in-law did this to their cat. The cat got so used to drinking filtered water that when they retired and moved house,

they had to put a water filtration system on the house. No, I'm not joking, just for the cat. And before then, before they could get the water filtration thing put on, they had to bring bottles of water down each time they came up to Auckland. We'd fill up bottles for them so they could take it back for the cat, because the cat wouldn't drink tap water. Oh my God.

Even if we put bottled water from like, we fill up, you know, from the tap and put it in the fridge, she still won't drink it. And she won't drink out of her bucket or anything like that. Don't ever let that animal taste French champagne, because you will go bankrupt. Yeah, don't. You know what? Yeah. And Carl's here as well.

Hey, Carl. G'day, Carl. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, thank you. Who's the person or is it you that you know goes over the top for an animal? It's my mother-in-law. Okay, all right.

What's your mother-in-law doing? Wiping her cat's bottom. Carl. She does not do that. This might be a dumb question. I don't know if she still does it. Well, she had wet wipes when she was going through

that phase. So, yeah, every time the cat would come in after going to the toilet, she would wipe its bottom for it. Okay, I've got to say this. Some cats need it. No, no, no. Yes, some cats are fluffier than others,

and some cats are dumber than others. Cats clean themselves. They do clean themselves, but have you ever seen a cat with dags? Like, it's not nice. Yeah, I have one. I have one. Carl, I think you've just uncovered that Clinton Roberts wipes his own cat's bums. No, I don't.

I think that's what it sounds like to me. I don't because I don't need to. I don't need to. But as a parent, I would if I needed to, okay? If I had to step up and do that for my animals, I would do it. I hope you're not saying that your baby child, yes, they need their bums wiped. Your little cats, no, no, no. I'm telling you straight up, Bree, that if my cat needed their bums wiped... You would do it.

Of course I'd do it. I'd man up and I'd step up to the plate and I'd wipe that cat's bum. I must admit, I have done it. Yes, he comes with me. Oh, Carl. God, Bree, you're a monster. Just quick round the room, I'd like to bring the producers in For this just quickly

Just to get a bit of a poll Who's on Facebook? We're all still using Facebook Yeah I'm still on it You're on there daily? Yeah You use Facebook every day? Producer Ben you use Facebook every day?

Yeah mainly Messenger Probably not Facebook yet But Messenger yeah Producer Ellie you still using Facebook? I am It's your job you have to Yeah I do Yeah you gotta be on there

And if you're not Stop slacking off um okay the second question um who's on the dating apps at the moment who and the team is using the dating apps no no that'd be awkward if you were because okay because all right as we found out last year oh yeah true yeah all right i'm off the market you go girl you're in a relationship nice um producer ellie no i'm not on the dating apps no You're in a relationship Nice Producer Ellie No I'm not on the dating apps No you're in a relationship Yeah

Producer Ben you're on the dating apps No not using the dating apps Oh why not You were on them Yeah I was on them Yeah Not using them now How come

Cause I don't like dating apps Oh alright Right No other reason No No other reason Definitely No

You can't think of another reason That Definitely. No. You can't think of another reason? That's cool. No, that's right. You might be interested in this then. If you're not on the dating apps, but you are on Facebook, Facebook have decided that, like they do, they're going to take over dating apps.

Facebook is what Facebook does. Facebook is like they roll into town and they go, what are the businesses that are doing well here? We're going to crush them. We are Facebook. We're going to crush them. We want to own everyone. You're doing something good? We'll offer to buy it for an unfair price.

And if you don't take it, we're going to crush you. They did it to Snapchat. They did it to Instagram. And now they've decided they're going to do it to Tinder, I guess. This has just launched. It's called Secret Crush within Facebook. Kind of clever. Secret Crush within Facebook. Kind of clever in that.

Secret Crush. Yeah, it lets you find out if you and someone you're friends with actually have a romantic connection. So say you've been friends with someone, you have to be friends with them first for this to work on Facebook. Oh, this could start a problem. Yes. So you can pick up to nine people that you're friends with at any one time and you can dedicate them as your secret crushes.

You can go. That's a lot of people to be crushing on. A lot of crushes, yeah. Yeah. It is, right? You're really casting the net far and wide. So I can go, well, me and Ben have been friends for about three or four years now, but low-key I actually really fancy him.

I'm going to put him on my crush list. Yeah, but I'm too scared to say it out loud in case I get rejected. So I will allocate him as my secret crush. And then if Ben decides to allocate me as his secret crush, you'll match. Then we'll match. You'll get a notification saying, yeah, right. But if not, then neither of us ever, or he'll never know that I did it.

I'll just pine away from a distance. And maybe one time when you get too intoxicated, it might all come out. I'll just sit at home with my wife, picturing Ben's face on her body. Okay, that's creepy. But you're right, there are issues that can happen. The issues I see is what if the people that you nominate

as your secret crush are in relationships you know and I feel like that's not the right thing to do. No and I also see it having cheating implications too so someone will go if you're the type of person who might cheat you might go look I don't really want to cheat but

if I do I want to make sure that I don't want to make the approach and get shot down and then get in trouble. So they might go, they might allocate one of their partner's friends as their secret crush. And then if they get it back, they might think it facilitates a safe environment for cheating, you know? So you know what it is?

It's a way to check if people already like you. You know what I mean? You don't have to actually, and then if they don't, then no harm, no gain. But they have to use it too. That's the problem. So you might install the Secret Crush app in Facebook on yours and tick yours,

but if they haven't done it, so then you have to casually bring it up in conversation so you're all at a barbecue and you're like, oh, you guys seen that Secret Crush thing on Facebook? How weird's that? Crazy. Isn't that weird? Oh, so weird.

You guys should check it out. You guys should definitely have a look at it and just maybe see what's going on. This all sounds very complicating. Does it?

Yeah, it just sounds complicated. Because if they don't have it then it doesn't work so then where does these imaginary likes go? I don't know. Where does anything go these days?

I'll simplify it for you. That was deep. Whoa, bro. Whoa, you answered my question. Where does anything go? Thanks, Clint. You sure showed me. What even is?

Nailed it. Oh, if you're not alone. Bree and Clint. I feel a little bit awkward and bad for talking about this. Yeah. But it is an awkward situation. Yeah. It is.

And look, it's no secret that I've got a terribly timed birthday. No, you've got a very inconvenient birthday. It is for everyone, including me. It's on January 3rd, straight after Christmas, New Year's. Everyone's spent all their money. They've partied as much as they need to party. They've had enough. They don't want to deal with anything else.

Especially not you. Especially not me. And I get that. But there's been something that's been happening behind the scenes with one of my besties, Alan. Big gay Al. Big gay gorgeous Al. He's been on the show a lot.

And he said something to me on my birthday because we were together. We were actually face to face together on my birthday in Australia. And he said to me, he goes, happy birthday. I'm so sorry, but your present is in New Zealand. I couldn't bring it over with me. And I said, that's fine. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

I just wanted you here on my birthday. It's all good. Anyway, we get back to New Zealand. It's been a week or so. And he hasn't mentioned the birthday present. And you go, oh, maybe he just keeps forgetting to bring it or something like that. We live together.

Yeah, you live in the same house. Which, look, I'm not being someone who is, like, annoyed that someone didn't get me a present. I don't give a crap about presents. But when you've gone out of your way to say. You've got one. Like, you're expecting it. Also, the other bit you need to know about this is Bree goes quite overboard with birthday presents and presents in general.

I like to give stuff to people. And you got Ellen a really nice birthday present. I got him a few things, actually. Yes. I got him a few gifts. Let's get Ellen in here. He's outside the studio at the moment and he can't hear us at the moment. Oh, this is such awkward radio.

He thinks he's joining us for a quiz. Okay. And we're going to get to the bottom of this one for all. We're going to find out if there actually is a birthday present waiting for you. Or he just lied. Okay. Bring him in. Okay.

Here he comes. Here he comes. Welcome to the show. Big Gay Gorgeous Al. Happy New Year, fam. Happy New Year. First time you've been on the show this year. Great to have you here.

You're here for a quiz, and it should be quite an easy quiz. It's a pretty simple quiz. It's only four questions, and you need to get four correct to win the quiz. Okay, are you ready for your first question? Okay, sure. Let's start easy. When is your birthday? The 20th of September. That should be really easy. It's your birthday.

It's your birthday. You're giving me weird looks. Correct. That's question one correct. Got one right. I thought it was a trick question. Question two. What did Brie get you for your birthday? You bought me a SodaStream and two lots of cologne. I can't name which ones they are. CK Free is one of them. That's fine. We'll take that. Correct. Okay, that's two down and two correct. Third question.

When is Bree's birthday? The 3rd of Jan. Correct. I know what this is. Fourth question. What did you get Bree for her birthday? It actually hasn't turned up yet. Bree has said to us that you told her on January 3rd in Australia,

sorry, your present's not here. It's in New Zealand. I couldn't fly it over. I couldn't because the issue is I bought you. You didn't have it. No, but I bought you a similar present. And it's not like you can bring it through easily, right? Why did you get me?

I got you little photos of you and I. Yeah. In frames and stuff For Christmas But my thinking was Can you get him Across now Alan all we need to know

Is Were you lying When you said Brie's present Was here in New Zealand Is there It's okay No I had to

It's okay You're going real handy On this point I just want to know Is there a birthday present There is But I changed it At last second

Because do you know what freaked me out? Do you know that shop on Ponsonby Road we go to? And you're like, that's my favorite candle. I'm like, well, she's got everything else. I'll just buy the candle. So I was going to buy it, but apparently you can't take candles across the ditch because apparently it's made out of bee wax.

You seem to be talking a lot. So I freaked out and I'm like, well, I bought you a massive photo for Christmas. So there is no prison at the moment? Not at the moment because I had to order it because I freaked out at the last second. Does that make sense, Butts? I was going to buy you the $100 candle, which you know how cheap I am. That's good.

Alan, you don't have to buy me anything. Honestly, the amount you do for me, I don't care about the gift. I just found it funny that you said, oh, it's back home. Yeah, it was. And then we haven't spoken about it again. No, because I was, like I said, I was going to buy you the candle. Yeah, we got the candle. No, no, no, we got the candle.

We got the beeswax. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, big gay gorgeous Al. Good to see you, man. I'm so stressed right now. I'm so sorry, Al. This is my birthday gift, alright? Bree and Clint.

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickname Origins. Okay, this is Nickname Origins. Out of tune, that opener. Us. Yeah, we're so off pitch. I think we were meant to sing over top of it to try and hide that bit, you know,

because we're better at live singing. Yeah, true. This is a game where you call us and tell us what your nickname is and we try and guess where it came from, the origin of your nickname. Sometimes nicknames just come from absolutely nowhere. Yeah, they can be very random. Don't they? We have had zero success with this game so far. It's a pretty hard game.

Yeah, but let's give it a go today. Let's play with Chantal. Hey, Chantal. Hey, Chantal. Hi, Chantal. Hi. What's your nickname, Chantal? I'm Birdie. Birdie?

Yeah. Like, tweet, tweet, I'm a birdie? Yes. Okay. Birdie. Birdie. Maybe she really likes KFC. Yeah.

Or maybe she eats. Like, she pecks away when she eats. I'm going to say mine. She doesn't eat very, I don't mean like physically eats like a bird. I mean like she doesn't eat much. Like she's just. She eats like a bird. She eats like a bird.

Yeah, we say that to my mum a lot. Yeah. Like you eat like a little bird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or she's been laughing at all of these ones, so it doesn't sound like I've got them correct. Yeah, she has been laughing.

Birdie. Is there any nightclubs that are named Birdie? No. Like we have one back home that's named... Maybe she sleeps in a cage. That could be it. Maybe she eats bird seed. Okay, let's go with that.

Birdie, is your nickname Birdie because you eat bird seed? No. No. Were we close? I know. Why? Why is your nickname Birdie? You remember many years ago, I think on Battlestar Galactica,

we had a program and there was a little character that used to go around saying Birdie, Birdie, Birdie. Yes. I used to say Birdie, Birdie, Birdie all the time, so my dad nicknamed me Bird. Well, we're never going to get that. How did we not think of that? Well done, Chantel.

You win. Let's try again with Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, George. Hi. All right. Let's try again with Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, George. Hi. All right. What's your nickname? Slobber.

Slobber? Slobber. What? Clobber. Yeah. Slobber? Clobber with a C? Yes.

Clobber. No, Clobber. Clobber. Clobber. Okay. So, Clobber means to punch someone. What if he, yeah I'm hoping he didn't punch someone

Yeah, but that could be how he got his nickname Maybe he was doing a nice thing And he stood up for a friend And he clobbered someone Yeah, or maybe he's It's like, maybe it's like clobber But he has a speech impediment Yeah

Do you reckon it's because he Maybe he's a boxer. Oh, yes. Okay, let's go with that. Jordan, is your nickname Clubber because you're a boxer? No, it's not. Why? We'd gone to a dairy to get some ice creams,

like scoop ice creams, and as the lady put it on the counter and the holder, as I'd gone to grab it, I accidentally smacked it back over the counter into her. Right. I had a few too many drinks and my coordination was a bit out.

Wait, I don't understand. He whacked an ice cream into a lady. So you did hit someone. Well, I had the ice cream and the ice cream hit the lady. Oh, 50-50. Oh, we had the ice cream and the ice cream had the lady. Oh, 50-50. Oh, we were close. We were close as we've been. Let's do one more. Cassidy. Hi, Cassidy. Hi, Cass.

Hi. What's your nickname? My nickname's Moo. Moo? She loves milk. She loves dairy. She's lactose intolerant. She's a bit of a cow. Yeah. I didn't want to say it. Moo. Moo. cow. Yeah. I didn't want to say it. Moo. Moo.

Moo. Moo. She likes to milk people. She... I reckon she loves milk. Did she grow up on a farm? I reckon she loves milk. You think she loves milk? Yeah, my lactose-free body is telling me.

I'm going to whack them together. Cassidy, did you grow up on a farm and because of that you loves milk? Yep, my lactose-free body is telling me. I'm going to whack them together. Cassidy, did you grow up on a farm and because of that you love milk? No, my nickname's Moo because at school, at the library, our username is the first three letters of your last name, and mine's Moo. Well, what's your last name? Moore. Oh. We won't ever go again. We were never going to get that.

We were never going to get that. Well, well done, Cassidy. You win too. Oh, you win too. Cool. Okay, so in 2020, this game is as unsuccessful as ever. I love it. It's great.

Well done. So this game's really hard. Bree and Clint. Interesting story out today about Sia, Aussie gal. She's super famous for multiple songs. Everyone knows her, but she's most famous for wearing those wigs. Yeah. You know, everyone knows the wigs I'm talking about.

The weird thing about Sia, because the idea of the wig was she wants to be famous without being recognised, right? Yeah, she gets anxiety from fame and stuff. She was famous before she started doing the wig thing yeah no she went like the wig thing too late if you want to if you want to know what sia looks like just go and watch her go watch her old music videos yep yep um interesting thing about her she's actually 44 this year she's just become a mum for the first time. Well, congratulations. Yeah, she adopted, I think he's... Maddie Ziegler.

No, she adopted a guy who's an aspiring rapper who she saw on a TV show who was going through foster homes. What do you mean she adopted a guy? How old is this guy? I think he's 15. Oh, okay. Yeah. When you say guy, I'm like...

Sorry, adopted a kid. He's 15. Yeah, cool, cool. Which is cool guy, I'm like. Sorry, adopted a kid. He's 15. Yeah, cool, cool. Which is cool. But she also has come out recently and said that she hit up one of her other celebrity collaborators for some no strings attached indoor gardening fun. Yeah. Who's she hitting up for a bit?

So apparently she hit up Diplo. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And it's interesting. So this is what she said, quote, she said, much of our relationship is just spent trying not to indoor garden with each other so that we wouldn't ruin our business relationship

because he's super duper hot. And by indoor gardening, if you haven't listened to this show before, we mean indoor gardening. Bouncing around. You know how it's usually you and a friend. You and one other person. Or it can be multiple people. It can be.

You can do indoor gardening solo as well. Indoor gardening is very fun for adults. Absolutely. Yeah. Interesting one. Because I follow him on Instagram. I have for a long time. He's got a kid. Yeah.

I didn't know that he was single. Apparently, he's recently single. She said to GQ magazine, she text him and said, hey, listen, you're like one of the five people that I'm actually attracted to. And now that I've decided to be single for the rest of my life and I've just adopted a son, I don't have time for a relationship. If you're interested in some no-strings-attached indoor gardening, then hit me up.

Wow. It's very upfront. Like it's all on the table. It's almost like a, hey, here's the terms of engagement. And it's all written down. If you're interested. You can't argue with that. If he catches feelings later on, she'll go, refer to my previous text message, please.

It's an interesting concept, hitting up someone. And obviously she's been friends and colleagues with him for quite a long time. But then she's also attracted to him, which I can understand that because I've definitely been attracted to friends. Yeah. But I've definitely been like, no, because they're in my friendship box. You don't want to risk the friendship, right?

No. Celebrity or not. Some people you would. You'd risk it for the biscuit? Yeah, some people. Yeah, right. I have before. But it can go so wrong.

It can. I honestly believe that you go into this with the best of intentions. You go, let's just give it can go so wrong. It can. And I honestly believe that you go into this with the best of intentions, you go, let's just give it a go. I reckon 90% of the time, it ruins the friendship. And by ruining the friendship, it probably then ruins the indoor gardening side of it too. Because let's be real, someone after a while,

if it's a one-time thing, you might get away with it. Yeah. But if it's a constant thingtime thing, you might get away with it. But if it's a constant thing, someone's bound to get feelings. If it's bad, you're more likely to not damage the friendships because you just go, let's not do that again. Yeah, that was weird. Wasn't it?

I wonder if there's anyone out there we could talk to about it who has been in this situation. So your friends first, and we mean good friends, right? Not just friends that you've met a couple of times. We're talking you've been friends for quite a few years. You've hung out quite a lot. And maybe it took you a while to realise

how I'm actually attracted to this person. Yeah. Or maybe you were in a relationship when you first met them and you became friends and then you ended up single. Yeah. Did you attempt to cross that line? Yeah. And how did it go? What happened? Did you offer someone, one line? Yeah. And how did it go? Right? What happened? What happened?

Did you offer someone, one of your friends, a no-strings-attached situation for indoor gardening? There's a multitude of outcomes that could have come from it, but I'm real keen to hear what happened to you if you're in that situation. Yeah. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. So it's interesting to see that celebrities kind of, you know, they go through the same things.

They're experiencing the world like us. Sia, in particular, has hit up one of her really good mates that she's only ever just been mates with. It happens to be the super famous collaborator Diplo. For some indoor gardening, no strings attached fun. Yeah, a little bit of adult playtime. Yep. No strings though, she doesn't want a relationship.

No strings, still want to be friends. She said she wants to be single for life, right? Yeah, she said she's made the decision that she's going to be single for life. She's done. She's been married before. Do we know what Diplo replied to this? Apparently... Because it's weird of her to leak this to the media if he is like...

So apparently, I did read the article, there's no word as to his reply yet. Right. Can it work, I guess, is what we're trying to find out. And we're talking about being good friends, which she said that they are. They've been good friends, colleagues. He's made heaps of her music.

Yep. They're tight. They have probably quite an important working relationship. Absolutely. Can you be friends with someone for a long time and then have a no-strings-attached experience with them? And what is it like afterwards? And we've got some people who are brave enough to tell us.

Heather's here. Hey, Heather. Hi, Heather. Hi. What's the situation that happened to you? So this guy that I met through my stepsister, who thankfully doesn't actually live where I live, but like we talk all the time,

when he was in here and told him once, yeah, we did some indoor gardening. It was good. And then basically right afterwards, he went over to Australia to see his folks. So we kind of had like that little cut, like that divide, and it was pretty good because we're still friends and all that, but we decided, eh, we're not going to do it again.

It was fun, but like let's not. And, yeah, so it ended up being a good thing. Yeah. Okay, so this is the important bit. Were you friends first or did you garden first? Yeah, we were friends first. You were friends first. And then we decided

that we should join a gardening club. Okay, so you got out the old shovels and the hose and you got to work. And you got to work. So do you think

it's the distance? Some people's endurance are pretty good. Do you think that putting the international distance between you two, which meant you couldn't really do it,

so you had to just communicate as friends. Is that the reason you were able to stay friends? Probably, but there's also the little parts that he doesn't live where I do, so at that point he was actually a long-haul truck driver, so he wasn't here all the time, but that divide where I didn't get to talk to him while he was in Aussie, that was probably a good thing.

Yeah, right. The temptation was gone. Yeah, all right. Thanks, Heather.. That was probably a good thing. Yeah, right. The temptation was gone. Yeah. All right. Thanks, Heather. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess.

Hey, how's it going? Good. What was the situation that happened with you and a friend? So pretty much I had this friend. I was with my ex at the time and so nothing really happened. So you met the person when you were dating someone? Yeah. Right. So you became friends and then how long after? Oh, it would have been a good year. Like we'd go around, we'd be having drinks weekly and things like that. And then I split with my

ex-partner and we were having drinks one day and decided that why not? Yeah, okay. So did it become a regular thing? I actually ended up flatting with him for a year while we were. You what? They were flatting together while they were. Well, you're both tending the garden in the flat. Yeah. But from separate bedrooms?

Did you have your own room in the flat? Yep. Okay. And then it ended and are you still friends? Yep, did you have your own room in the flat? Yep. Okay. And then it ended, and are you still friends? Yep, we're actually pretty close. I've moved away and things, but, yeah, we keep in touch. When you were flatting together, were there other people coming around to do the gardens as well?

Yeah, well, he actually had another chick on the go who's now his girlfriend. Oh, so he... Buzzy. He hired another gardener. And so does the girlfriend know that you were doing the gardens with him? Well, does she know you guys have got gardening history? No, not exactly.

Oh, so that was kept on the DL. Because you guys are mature enough to handle it, but you don't know if she is. Oh, I see what's going on there. And finally, Dan's here. Hey, Dan. Hi, Dan. Hello. All right, tell what's going on there. And finally, Dan's here. Hey, Dan. Hi, Dan. Hello. All right, tell us the situation, Dan.

I met her in school. A couple years later, she moved out of Auckland, and then I met up with her a couple months later and just kicked off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's about it. And was it just... Okay, fun.

Are you still friends? Did it impact the friendship? No, it didn't. We were friends for years and it's still going now. She actually had a boyfriend so we stopped and then kept going

after they broke up. But you're friends? Yeah, and we still stay together. Right. So has it woke up. But you're friends? Yeah, man, we're still friends the whole way. So has it ever been anything else other than friends? No. With benefits? Yeah, it's just friends with benefits.

Good, all right. Good on. Well, that's good. That's great. Sorry, Dan. Dan, it's great. Yeah, it's bloody good for Dan. Yeah, good situation for you, Dan.

I think what we've learned is it can work, but there are lots of different versions of it. No one there said whether they agreed to it beforehand. Like, we'll see. She's putting the cards on the table. She's going, it's not going to be more than this. She's saying, this is the deal. Yeah, right.

If you're in or you're out. I don't think anybody is going to take away from the research that we just did that they should hit up their friend, though. I mean, don't you? I don't think we just had some raunchy stories and we didn't get any concrete evidence that the no strings attached with your friend thing can work. The real question is, trowel or no trowel?

And what kind of potting mix? Yeah. And do you wear gloves? Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday thing.

All right, if you're new here, this is every time during the afternoon, we like to get your birthdays at this time. When the sun reaches five o'clock. Oh, I've been here. We've had a fairly long day. And the big hand touches the 30. Come on. Anyway.

We find out what's number one on your 16th birthday. Yeah, that's right. At this time, every afternoon... Hey, Peter. Hi, Pete. Hello.

What's going on? Not much, Pete. What's your birthday? 5th of December, 1989. All right. You were 16 in 2005 on the 5th of December. And, Pete,

this is your birthday banger. My heart, my heart, my heart, my heart... Cheers! Banger! Banger! on the 5th of December. And Pete, this is your birthday banger. Cheers! Banger! Check it out. Is it a Fergie song or a Black Eyed Peas song? I'm pretty sure it's a Black Eyed Peas song.

Yeah, Black Eyed Peas. It's a Black Eyed Peas song? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Because I know Will.i.am's on it. Yes. Yeah, okay. So well done, Peter.

You've got a great birthday banger, mate. Pleasure. Love it. Hold there. You could be winning this whole thing. Yeah, okay. Because I know Will.i.am's on it. Yes. Yeah, okay. So, well done, Peter. You've got a great birthday banger, mate. Pleasure. Love it. Hold there. You could be winning this whole thing. Ash is here. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. How you going, team? How are you? Good, Ash. What's your birthday? 9th of April 77. Alright, mate. You were 16 in 1993 on the

9th of April, and back in the 90s, this went to number one. Vanga. Vanga. Vanga. You killed it, Ash. Awesome. For a small amount of time I knew all the words to this

and I could do it as well. It's very quick. And it's gone out of my mind completely. Licky boom boom down. Ash, you get Snow Informer. Congratulations. Very good. Excellent. Hold there. You could also be winning this. Ash, you get Snow Informer. Congratulations. Very good.

Excellent. Hold there. You could also be winning this. Abby, hi. Hi, Abby. Hi. Hello. Now, this is an interesting one, Abby,

because I believe you've just had your 16th birthday. Yes. This is the 9th of January. So that's the first time you can actually play Birthday Banger. Yeah, well, happy birthday. I know. I called her and I was like, oh, my gosh, this is my time. But I have to say what the song is.

Let's find out what it is for you, shall we? Yeah, happy birthday for the other day because you were born on the 9th of Jan in 2004, which means you were 16 a couple of days ago. And the current number one single is your Birthday Banger, and it's this. To see you dance just one more time. Oh, that was so good. single is your birthday banger and it's this. Oh my god, this song haunts my dreams. I love it. I love this song. It is a great song. It is.

I've just heard it a lot lately. I've just heard it a hell of a lot. But that's the thing with the number one song. Congrats, Abby. That's a really good birthday b song. It is. It's played a lot lately, though, Abby. I've just heard it a hell of a lot. But that's the thing with the number one song. Congrats, Abby. That's a really good birthday banger. Well done. Thank you. Yeah, that's an absolute tune.

Okay, out of those three, what are we going to play? What's the winner of birthday banger? Tones and I will probably hear in a couple of songs' time, because let's be real, we're playing it a lot. Don't feel bad if we don't play it now, Abby. Yeah, Abby, you'll hear it In a couple of songs Time So it's between For me

My Humps And Informer Can you say Can you say it At the same time Okay ready Three Two

One My Humps Informer Oh Okay We're going to A split vote Let's throw it over

To producer Ben I feel Is going to get The deciding vote Producer Ben What's the winner Of birthday banger today I'm going to go My deciding vote. Producer Ben, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? I'm going to go My Humps, Black Eyed Peas.

All right. Positive vibes. Real upbeat. Pete, you've won Birthday Banger. Nice work. Yeah, boy. That's the one. Enjoy this, New Zealand.

It's your Birthday Banger 2. At your home. I don't know. Has been a long day. Turn it up. Birthday Banger, Brian At your home. I don't know. Has been a long day. Turn it up. Boothay Banger. Brie and Clint. ZM. My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps Check it out

I drive these brothers crazy I do it on the daily They treat me really nicely They buy me all these ices Dolce and Gabbana Fendi and Madonna Kieran, they be sharing All their money got me wearing fly

Girl, I ain't asking They say they love my assing Seven genes, true religion I say no,in' They say they love my assin' Seven genes, two religion I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no, I ain't takin' We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstratin'

My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady love My heart, my heart, my heart My heart, they got you She's got me spending. Oh, spending all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spending. Oh, spending all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. What you gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside that trunk. I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. What you gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside that jeep? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream, make you scream, make you scream. Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. Check it out. I met a girl down at the disco. She said, hey, hey, hey, let's go. I could be your baby. You could be my honey. Let's spend time, not money. And mix your milk with my cocoa puff. Milky, milky cocoa. Mix your milk with my cocoa puff. Milky, milky, right?

They say I'm really sexy. The boys, they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me. Always dancing next to me. Trying to feel my hum, hum, looking at my lump, lump You can look but you can't touch it, if you touch it I'ma start some drama You don't want no drama, no, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand, boy, you ain't my man, boy

I'm just trying to dance, boy, and move my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my

heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, My loving got you. She's got me screaming. Oh, spending all your money on me. And spending time on me. She's got me screaming. Oh, spending all your money on me. On me, on me. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gonna do with all that ass? All that ass inside of the chain? I'ma make, make, make, get you love drunk off my hump. What you gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside of the jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream, make you scream, make you scream. What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you love drunk off this hump. What you gonna do with all that breasts, all that breasts inside that shunt?

I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work Acapella Bree and Clayton, that's your Black Eyed Peas It's a winner of Birthday Banger today For Peter Ah, ah, ah, ah. Brian Clayton, that's your Black Eyed Peas. It's a winner of Birthday Banger today. For Peter. Someone texted through and they said, I haven't heard this song in years.

How do I still know all the damn words? Because it's an absolute classic, that's why. What's the best Fergie song? Oh. She's got a few. Yeah. London Bridge? No. What else she got?

Big Girls Don't Cry. Oh, that is good. But what else? That weird MILF song she put out that went on her comeback. Probably not that song. Fergalicious, Devin. Fergalicious? That's pretty good. Probably Fergalicious, that song. We miss you, Devin. Fergalicious? That's pretty good. Probably Fergalicious, that song.

We miss you, Fergie. Come back to us. Please go back in the black eyed peace. Please? Please? Black eyed please? Over the holidays, I feel like I experienced what only movie stars experience in the movies? Catering?

I'm talking about those moments in movies that don't happen in real life. Oh, okay. You know what I'm talking about? Like the fairy tale moments. The fairy tale moments. The moments that I believe give people the wrong idea of what a relationship looks like. Exactly. And you go, why doesn't my boyfriend pick me up and take me to

a moonlight picnic in Italy for the afternoon? Those type of moments. Okay. So I'm talking about the ones you like in The Notebook where it's pouring rain and they run and they catch each other and they kiss. I wrote you every day. I wrote you every day.

I wrote you every day for a year. Those type of moments. Yeah. And the person you're hooking up with looks like Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah. I'll set the scene. It was New Year's Eve and there was quite a few people there. There was my brother, his girlfriend, our friend Dan, my friend Alan, me and my girlfriend.

So we're all at this apartment and we're all drinking, having a good time. We decided we were going to go out. We're going to go out for the New Year's countdown. Yeah. Out, out. Out, out. Clubbing. We're going to go to a club, have a few drinks and be, you know,

amongst people for the countdown. Yeah. So we've headed out and a few people have decided to do quite a few tequila shots. Including you? Not me. Wow. I think I did one. Yeah.

But there was a few people who did four. Sure. Never a good idea. Never a good idea. And anyway, we make it out and we're all standing in the line and I get in and then the rest of us get in and then I've kind of looked around and I was like, where's Dan, our friend Dan? And Dan had had a few too many tequila shots,

so he did not make it in. He wasn't allowed. On New Year's Eve. It sucks. That's a buzzkill when you guys have all decided that's where you want to be. It was the worst. Because you can't leave them.

And it was very close to the New Year's countdown, right? So we're all kind of panicked and we were like, what do we do? Do we go home or, you know, or do we wait for the countdown and then we take Dan home? What are we doing? Anyway, so me, my brother and my brother's girlfriend, we're all

inside and the rest of the crew were outside dealing with our friend Dan. So we're all standing inside and I was like right back at the club and I heard over the speaker, there was someone on the microphone going, it's like, it's about to turn midnight. Here's the countdown. So it starts, 10, 9. My brother looks at me and he's like, you need to go find her. Go find her. And I literally have looked at him and I was obviously a bit intoxicated and I was like, you're right. I do.

It's our first New Year's together. So I started this full-on sprint through the club. And I was like, where are you? And I was like pushing people out of the way. And I'm like, literally, seven, six. And I was like, I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to make it. Yeah.

And then I had the last thought. She must be outside helping Dan. Yep. There's two entryways to this pub that we're at. Oh, God, there's so many twists and turns. I was like, I know. I was like, if I don't pick the right one, it's all over. So I've seen the closest entry and I was like,

this is the one I'm going with. Five, four, I've run outside and I've looked right, no one there. And as I've looked left, there she was, holding our friend Dan up. Because he was nearly falling over himself. Three, two, and then as it went one, we've embraced. And it was the best New Year's kiss I've ever had. And the fireworks go off. And the fireworks were going off.

And then Dan spewed. You know, you'll never get that again. I know. You'll never get that again. I couldn't believe it happened. And you know the reason that it was able to happen? Why? Because Dan had four tequila shots and decided to start

throwing up. If he hadn't done that, there would be no protagonist in your story. You know, there would be no moment that set you up. There would be no story arc around which you and your lover had to find each other and at midnight start kissing each other. These things don't happen. No. I hope

Jennifer Lawrence plays me in the movie when they recreate. Who's going to play Dan? Bree and Clint. This is good news for single people living in New Zealand at the moment.

Okay. Apparently it's quite a good place to date. Really? Yeah. There's been a report published by seniordatingadvice.co.uk.

Wait, are you saying is it a good place to date for senior people? That's what I thought it was. But no, it says they've collected data from 16,000 people aged 14 to 35. Okay. 14. Don't survey the 14-year-olds.

Yeah, I was going to say. On dating stuff. But anyway, they have. It's not seniors. It's young people. Right. People between 14 and 35 from 60 countries around the world. Because after 35, your life is over.

Yeah. You're not dating. You're trawling. That's a joke. I didn't mean it. Obviously, I don't mean it. No, that's me having a go at this article. Yeah.

I should have went older than that. Yeah. The top 10 countries for dating in the world. New Zealand features. We're inside the top 10. We are number 5. That's pretty good. Not bad. But why? This is what

I want to know. Okay, yeah, sure. So we were people were asked in the study to rate countries according to 5 different attributes. Friendliness. Okay. Fun. Yep. Sexiness. Yep. Trustworthiness. And approachability. Okay. So let's break it down, shall we?iness, trustworthiness, and approachability. So let's break it down, shall we?

I want to know what you guys got for sexiness. Yeah, I'd love to know what we got for sexiness. It doesn't give us that information, but we can rank ourselves. We can figure it out. And we've got an outsider here. We've got an Australian. So you're looking at us with fresh eyes. And then three New Zealanders, myself, producer Ben and producer Ellie.

We know ourselves and we know what we like. So, out of 10, what do you think New Zealanders get on a friendliness scale? Friendliness?

Yeah. I think you're pretty friendly. I'm going to say an eight. I was going to say eight too. Yeah. There's a few bad eggs in there that bring our score down.

But not many. So I'd give us an eight. Do we agree that we're an 8 on the friendliness scale? Yeah, 8 feels Yeah, that's definitely fair 8 Not bad Can you keep score, by the way?

That's 8 for the first one Next, for Kiwis, we need to rate our fun How fun are we? Fun Oh Bearing in mind that we were at the Lizzo show last night And Ross was called out by Lizzo during the show for standing there during the show with his arms folded.

He's not a good example, though. It's hard, yeah. And he was enjoying it. He was loving the show, but he looked like the most bored person in the world, which a lot of Kiwis have a problem with doing. I disagree. I think the Kiwis are quite similar to the Aussies.

We love a drink. We love a party. And I think the Kiwis are quite similar to the Aussies. We love a drink. We love a party. Oh, yeah. And I think we have that in common. I'm going to say for fun, I'm going to say an eight as well. All right. I feel like eight, you're just generically going. Yeah, you're going.

That's high. That's a nice number. I think we could be more fun. I think we could push ourselves a little bit more. So I'm going to say seven. God, you guys go pretty hard at the parties. I'm not going to lie. What do you guys think we are? Yeah, I probably would have said an eight. Eight? I think we're pretty fun. We at the parties i'm not gonna lie what do you think what do you guys think we are oh yeah i probably would have said an eight i think

we're pretty fun we're going for the average here so what do you got seven so we'll go 7.5.5 yeah that's fine you guys been to a crate day yeah but that's once a year that's the thing i'm just saying we could push more let's chop through these okay friendliness fun next one is sexiness yeah that's high sexiness let's come back to sexiness. Let's come back to sexiness. Let's go trustworthiness. Are we a trustworthy country? Yeah.

I 100% think we're a trustworthy country. I'd give us a 10 out of 10 for trustworthiness. Yep. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10? Yeah. You don't agree? I'm going to say nine.

I'm going to say nine. Have you guys ever robbed anybody? Anyone here ever robbed anyone? Why would we admit that on here, Clint? Brian Tarmachie does live here. All right, nine. So you guys lose robbed anybody? Anyone here ever robbed anyone? Why would we admit that on air Clint? Brian Tarmachy does live here Alright nine So you guys lose a point Nine

Approachability Are we approachable? Yeah Yeah we're definitely approachable I think so If you come up to us And ask us out on a date Nine

Nine Nine Okay nine And finally sexiness Nine Ten Perfect Now

Okay Now Now Now Now And finally, sexiness. Nice. Ten, perfect. Now. Okay. Now, now, now. Now. We don't like to get dressed up too much. But that might not be what sexiness is. Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder. Do we have the sexiest accent? We do have the sexiest accent.

Remember we won that last year. We won that. Yes, from that random place that did that article that one time. Yeah. Look, I've just thought about it. I feel like we need to take it from an outsider's perspective. Okay. Yeah.

Fine. As an Australian. Yeah. Who's dating a Kiwi. Yeah. I'm going to say a 10 out of 10. Bree and Clint. This is pretty big news in the music world today

with reports saying Billie Eilish will be the next artist to sing the James Bond song. I'm pretty sure it's called, it's going to be called No Time To Die. Yeah, that's the name of the movie. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that's going to be the name of the song too. And she'll be, yeah, she is set to sing it. I don't know how this works for artists, whether it's like a huge, whether you get paid a lot for it or not, but it's kind of a prestigious thing to be asked.

Because it's interesting, like I know previous artists, there's been certain ones that have written the song and done the whole thing. She'll write it. You reckon? Well, she's a songwriter. She's a great songwriter. I don't see her going in there to sing other people's words. Yeah.

But then do you have to be a James Bond fan? Like, she's like 17. How much James Bond is she watching? Yeah, probably not much. Although, although, if she's going to do the theme song, she must be a fan, right? Surely. This is the final Daniel Craig James Bond. Is it?

Is this the last one? He's stepping down after this. And I love the movie, so I'm excited for that because Billie Eilish is fantastic. At first, I didn't get it because I just heard, like, Bad Guy. I'm like for that because Billie Eilish was fantastic at first I didn't get it because I just heard like Bad Guy I'm like that would make a weird James Bond song

but she's got so many like dark and moody songs very kind of like yeah yeah she can totally do it which I thought we could reminisce a little bit and just play a few of the other artists

who have done songs for the James Bond franchise yes of course this is probably one of the biggest ones in my opinion, Adele's Skyfall. She was so huge. I mean, she is huge, but she was so huge when this came out too.

Back in 2012. And I reckon that James Bond, the franchise, got more out of having her than vice versa. I agree. It really legitimised them at the time. That song was huge. It was massive. That was big.

Sam Smith has also done one. It's called Writings on the Wall. It's great. He was born to do a James Bond theme song. Absolutely. So good. That was for Spectre. I'd like to see James Bond as a Bond villain.

You know? What do you mean? Like I'd like to see him in the movie, playing one of the bad guys. Yeah, that could be kind of cool. Like some kind of evil German scientist or something. Yeah, that could be quite interesting. This is probably one of my favourite James Bond songs,

and it's by Madonna. It's called Die Another Day. I loved this. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I don't know if it works. What? I don't know if it works. What? I don't know if it works as a James Bond song. This was dope.

I loved it. It's like if James Bond, in one of his pursuits, he ends up in a gay bar. And then he's like, actually, I'm quite enjoying this. This is quite good. I'm just going to hang out here for a little bit. Another day, another day Interesting thing about that, Madonna wrote and sung that whole thing,

obviously, and she also starred in one of the scenes in that movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, which is pretty cool. Yeah. And then, of course, there was the collab with Jack White from the White Stripes and Alicia Keys, Another Way to Die. I think they won a Grammy for this. Did they?

Yeah. From memory. It was a while ago, but yeah. Interesting, like, pairing. Jack White and Alicia Keys. Yeah. I'm excited for the Billie Eilish one. It'll be great.

It's clever because like when they did it with Adele, it opens that movie up to a whole new audience of people who might not otherwise care about James Bond, right? Exactly right. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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