ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 16th 2019

Episode Date: January 16, 2019

NZs highest paid jobPhone lockDean McCarthy Live from LAWhat’s your weird job?The travelling familyThe Netflix show ‘You’ – we do some stalkingSickie HotlineClint get waxed live on airBirthday Banger!How did you catch them cheating?Apple newsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We go, we go, we go. Oh shit, we're on. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the podcast. Hi everybody, how you doing? Hello podcasters. I listened to some non-radio podcasts today. Oh, what ones?

I listened to a bit of Chris D'Elia and a little bit of Joe Rogan. You know what they all have that we don't have? What? Followers? Yeah, that. Subscribers. Yeah. Listeners.

Podcasters. But also they all have to read these ads that they clearly hate so they're all just because that's the only way they get funded our podcast doesn't have to happen it doesn't make any money the radio show makes money by selling ads on the radio yeah podcast is just there as a bonus and i'm glad it is because you can enjoy it if you um hate the ads or music of your favorite radio station but their one you tune in and it's always started by about three and a half minutes of them going man if you have email problems you should get MailChimp nothing sorted out my inbox more than MailChimp did you can get subscriber based emails dedicated sendouts your electronic

database will never look as good as it does with MailChimp I love it but can't you just fast forward you can right but I'm saying they've got that and we don't. Maybe we should get that. Should we get it? Should we get some sponsors that we low-key hate? Let's be real. And promote them. We struggle to get sponsors on our actual show.

This is true. This is true. No one wants to sponsor this sink and chip. Well, if you do, try the podcast first. And if you do, come to us. We will happily talk unenthusiastically about your product at the beginning of every podcast for the right amount of money clint will talk about erection pills he'll talk about adult diapers he's happy to sell his soul for anything

so long as i get free samples here's the podcast ZM, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello, New Zealand. It's our brand new start time of 3 o'clock, and no crap, every day this week, yesterday, Monday, today, you hear that little thing come on and go, all right, time to start the show. And both of us go, oh, shit, are we on? A bit like that time where you look at your watch and go,

oh my God, got to pick the kids up, which would be right about now. Here's your reminder. We promise we are ready for a show. We do have one for you. In fact, we have someone coming in to wax one of us today on the show. Your armpit will be fresh. It'll be clean.

It'll be not as fragrant. This all comes off the back of you saying men should shave their armpits. I still maintain that we shouldn't, and I believe that if I show you my armpit in five days' time, it'll be a big, rashy mess. Either that or it'll be covered in stubble. And what, like, anyway. No, when you wax, you don't get stubble.

What do you mean you don't get stubble? It grows back, like, soft. Does it? Yeah. Oh, see, I know nothing about this. Well, you have to wax quite a few times, which you'll get there, mate. That's happening at five o'clock. Next on the show, though, maybe you got your NCEA results yesterday

and you're thinking, with that newfound power, what am I going to study? How am I going to make myself rich? Maybe it's just a new year and you're ready for a new job, one that actually makes you some money. There has been a study done in New Zealand which reveals what New Zealand's highest paid job is. Is it radio? No, it's not radio.

No. Shocking. It is an industry, so it's not just one job. Anybody can go into this job. Right, that's pretty much like radio. If you want to... Where does button pushing monkeys in here? You do need some form of qualification for this one,

but you can get it, okay? And I will give you the info on what that is straight after Jonas Blue. With Jack and Jack, this is Rise, Bree and Clint ZM. We're going to wrap. Bree and Clint. New year, new chance to get their money, get their bread, get rich, get paid,

make paper, make stacks, rack it up, mount it up, cash money, baby. Ka their bread. Get rich. Get paid. Make paper. Make stacks. Rack it up. Mount it up. Cash money, baby. Ka-ching. You know? Yeah, no, I got it on the first one. Yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Maybe you're sick of not making any money. Maybe, maybe you just got your NCEA results yesterday and you're still trying to figure out what to study. Like you're still going, what do I like? Or maybe you're just really practical and you go, I don't care about doing anything I like. I just want to make money. I wish I could go back in time. And my best advice for anyone listening right now,

don't go to uni. It's a waste of time. Well, what about doctors? Well, unless you want to be a doctor, then maybe do a course. What if you want to be an engineer? Maybe go to Polytech for a little course if you want to be a doctor. A little Polytech doctor's course. Yeah, I don't think that's quite how it works.

Yeah, I don't think that's... I just think unless you're going for a specific job, like an architect or an engineer or a doctor, like if you're going for business or marketing, you know. What about science? Well, that's a real job. I'm saying other jobs you can just figure it out. Yeah, cool.

Okay, so you're still sticking with your best advice, don't go to university? Well that's a real job I'm saying Other jobs You can just figure it out Yeah cool okay So you're still sticking With your best advice Don't go to university Even if you want to be a doctor Don't go to uni What Learn on the job

Get an apprenticeship I think so How hard could it be Okay here's the job That according to a new study Will pay you The highest average income Okay this is the average income across it.

Before I give you what it is, in 2017, the last time we had a census, they worked out the average salary of New Zealanders was $50,000. Okay. That's the average income for New Zealanders. So less than $1,000 a week. Less than $1,000 a week.

Right. Currently, of the jobs being advertised, I've done a big survey on all the available jobs at the moment, the average salary is $61,000. So that could be reason enough just to quit your $50,000 job and go, you know what, I deserve more money. I'm going to go chance my hand. You could end up picking up rubbish,

but you never know until you try, right? Exactly. The most lucrative profession in New Zealand, according to this study, is IT. I called that. I called it before when you were talking about this and I was like, I bet it's IT. It is IT.

Yeah. It is. The average just regular IT worker is earning $110,000 a year. Yeah, you don't have to go to uni for that. Well. Just get onto a computer early. I think that one you can do at Polytech. Get onto a computer early.

Get onto the computer early. Just use your computer more. I mean, you'll figure it out. The average IT management role gets $142,000 a year. Wow. And this is in New Zealand, by the way. This is in New Zealand. That is crazy money.

And the average income for an IT architect, so someone who builds software and that kind of thing. I was going to say, I don't even know what that is. I think they're the people who build the things. Does that count like people who build computer games and stuff? Yep. That's a cool job. $153,000 a year.

And that's the average. Woohoo! Yeah. So that's the average. Woohoo! Yeah. So that's not even someone who's getting paid the most. No, the big dogs are getting heaps. There you go. So long as you don't like going outside. But I also want to, you know.

What? Say something offensive to IT people. Go on. You know, I actually want to have adult activities in my life. There it is. Cool. So you win some, you lose some. I'd rather be poor.

There's some real good-looking IT guy driving a BMW right now. He's shaking his head. Brian Clint. One for the parents and mainly the parents, yeah, parents that have kids that are around, teenagers that are growing up, wanting phones, wanting to go out often on their own and stuff like that? Teenagers? I reckon your five-year-old wants a phone these days.

Well, I'm talking about kids that go off somewhere and you don't know where they are or you need to drop them at the shopping centre and you need to be in touch with them on their phone. Gotcha, okay. A guy has invented an app which basically forces your kids to reply to you. How? So essentially the app is called Reply ASAP

and it gives parents the much needed power to freeze their kid's iPhone when they don't respond to a text message. Oh, that is pure genius. How brilliant is that? Yeah. I love it. Yeah. So apparently if they don't respond and then they lock the phone,

which the parents can do from their iPhone, you then can send an alarm if they still don't reply, which makes the phone just go berserk apparently. Yeah. And it also works on silent mode. Oh, wow. So you can set off this alarm at any time you want. What if they're in a movie?

What if they're in a harmless movie and that's why they haven't messaged you back because they don't want to use their phone in the movie? Oh, well, you've done this before. Yeah, but you probably would have told your parents. Like if you're at that age, they would have dropped you at the movies. Oh, no.

When you're that age, you don't want them to know where you are. How good would the software be though for like crazy boyfriends or girlfriends? Say, I start going out with you and you don't text back fast enough for me. So I install reply ASAP on your phone. So you can't use your phone at all

until you reply to me, your boyfriend. You have to message me back first. Lucy, Clint's wife, if you're in trouble. No, I'm talking hypothetically. I'm saying if this. Listen to you. You're like, how good would it be if you didn't install that? No, no, no, no.

For them. Well, I should have. The worst part about this app is you can't get it on an iPhone yet. You can only get it on Androids. Ah. So you have to buy your kids an Android. And you have to buy yourself an Android. Yeah, exactly. You have to have a whole family of Androids. It. So you have to buy your kids an android. And you have to buy yourself an android. Yeah, exactly.

You have to have a whole family of androids. So it's pretty much useless, the whole app. Okay. Quite a few people have androids. Do they?

Yeah. Free and Clint. Time for some Spy. Tudu, tudu. Spy.com. Things in. Dean McCarthy, he's our live reporter

in LA. Hello, sir. Hello, guys. You know what? I love the word spy. I love being the Hollywood spy. This is kind of like a new, I need like a new wig or something. We're going to get you a trench coat and a hat and a big fake nose.

Let's dress you up like Sherlock Holmes. You'd look hot. Let's give you a magnifying glass. My old nose, perhaps. Yeah, your old nose. I love it. Hey, Dine, what's going on with Kim and Kanye? They're having another baby.

They are. I've got some good news, actually. Kim and Kanye's surrogate is pregnant with their fourth child. Kim revealed last night on television it's going to be a boy. So that'll make two boys, two girls. They're not using the same surrogate as last time, a different surrogate. But, you know, this is good news. This is exciting.

Another Kim and Kanye child on the way. So they've used a surrogate once before. Is that right? Yes. Yes. For Chai. For Chicago Chai, they call her. So basically, you know, the doctor told Kim Kardashian it would not be safe for her to

have a child naturally. So they decided to have a surrogate, which is great. So, yeah. All went well. She's had all kinds of dramas, poor Kim. Yeah, she really has. Yeah. Okay. And Rihanna is suing her own father.

Is that right? Rihanna is suing her own father. Here's the rubdown on this one. So, I didn't know that there was an issue between Rihanna and her dad, but apparently there is. His name is Ronald Fenty. Now, her real surname is Fenty as well. You may know she has a very successful brand called Fenty Beauty.

Very, very, very successful. Well, her dad has started creating all of these companies using the Fenty name. There's Fenty Entertainment and all these different businesses. And then he went around saying that he was her manager, booked her for 15 gigs for 15 million bucks, had nothing to do with her. She didn't even know about it. And now she's suing her dad for rights to use the word Fenty. Tricky, because it is his last name, so I don't really know how they're going to do that. It is his name. Yeah, yeah. It's his name. It's just good business from him,

really. You know, it is his name, and it's a profitable brand, so use it, and then also, he's her father. If he tells her to show up and do a gig, she better show up and do that gig. Yes, exactly. It's a bit of a Michael Knowles, a bit Beyonce's dad. And Lindsay Lohan's dad.

They've all got weird dads. Michael Jackson's dad. They've all got weird dads. They've all got weird dads. They all meet together once a week just discussing how they can ruin their kids' lives. Weird dads club. Okay, that is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Thanks so much, Dean.

Bye, Dean. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. I think I know what I want to be when I get older. How much older? I don't know. Older. Okay. Maybe next year.

You just turned 29? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Getting old. Yeah. A woman has come out and said, she's talked about the time her job was testing Serena Williams, the tennis player's bras. So she would literally go to a running track at the Australian Institute of Sport and because

of her specific measurements, which were very similar to Serena's, they would do all these tests on her to test different sports bras. They would be very specific measurements too because Serena is quite big across the back. She's quite muscular across the back. Careful, careful. She is. She's broad. So this woman has said she's a 14D to a double D

and they would do all these tests where she wouldn't have to wear a bra and they would do all these tests about how much they would bounce and what they would need to use, all this different stuff, and she got paid a crap load of money for it. Really? I want that job. How did they find her? That's one.

Would you just advertise or you just go, do you have these boobies and this back? Because guess what? That is my size. I am going to be the tester for Serena Williams' new sports bra. Do you have to have the same muscular ability as Serena Williams too? Because I imagine that would impact on it. Like, can you be-

I don't know. Can you be a bit- Because it would- Does it change how they sit? I don't think so. Does it not? Well, I guess every woman is different. Yes.

But I think they're just testing the size of that particular- Does she look anything like Serena Williams? No, she doesn't. She doesn't look anything like her. Did she get to keep the Serena Williams brass? Was that one of the perks? It doesn't say. But it does say that if you go unsupported,

and this is for the ladies, that a B cup can bounce up to eight centimetres during exercise. Oh, yeah. That is a lot. Yeah. Ouch. Yeah. I used to have a friend, she plays, actually

she still plays in the Matildas, the Aussie soccer team. Yeah. Big cans. And she wears two sports bras. Oh, at a time? At a time. She has to wear one with an underwire and another one over the top. Can I ask some real dumb boob questions from a guy's

perspective for a second? Yeah. Do you ever like for sport, because I feel like sorry for the women who have got real big boobies. It's real hard, yeah. And sport is their passion

because they've got that added physical barrier. They've got to carry those things around with them. Do you ever tape them down? She did. You can tape them down.

I'm not going to say who she was, but yeah, one of my mates who played in the soccer team, she used to duct tape them. What about if you play rugby or rugby league and you're a girl and you are bigger in the chest area,

how do you dive for a try? I used to dive in softball. Oh, that's okay? Yeah. Like I said, these are dumb man booby questions, but the things I've always wondered. It hurts pretty much. It would hurt, right? It hurts, but I'm pretty sure. What if someone tackled you right there? Like whack right dumb man boobie questions, but the things I've always wondered. It hurts, pretty much. It would hurt, right?

It hurts, but I'm pretty sure. What if someone tackled you right there? Like whack right in the boobies. I think they wear a breastplate. I'm not sure though. Yeah. Yeah, I've never played rugby, but they might. But yeah.

If anyone knows, text us in. If any of the Black Ferns are listening, that's a good question. If any of the Black Ferns are listening, what do you guys do with your boobies? They wear a sports bra. They get on with it. I know. I know they do. And I'm trying to say this from a good question. If any of the Black Ferns are listening, what do you guys do with your boobies? They wear a sports bra. They get on with it. I know.

I know they do. And I'm trying to say this from a respectful position. It's just what I've always wondered. Yeah. Well, I should know, but I don't. I want to know from people, though, off the back of this story, which is a real unusual job, but pretty cool. Being Serena Williams' bra tester.

Yeah. Like, imagine putting that on your resume. Like, reading it being like, oh, yes, Serena Williams' bra tester. Yeah. Like imagine putting that on your resume. Like reading it being like, oh, yes, Serena Williams' bra tester. That seems normal. And when you leave the job, does Serena write you a recommendation? I don't know. They're the best bras I ever wore. Yeah, see, that might be cool.

Yeah. I want to know from people, do you have a job like that where you've told people you've done something and people go, that's really weird? A weird job. Like just weird, unusual jobs that you wouldn't even know existed. Something that you didn't know you could get paid for. Yeah. Yeah. Just weird, unusual jobs that you wouldn't even know existed. Something that you didn't know you could get paid for.

Yeah. Yeah. Do you do it? Have you done it before? 0800 DALES. You can text us on 9696 as well. If you're a 14DD breast size, then I've got the job for you. You could be Serena Williams' bra tester. Because a woman has done it.

She's written about it. She said back in the day she got paid money to be Serena Williams bra tester because a woman has done it. She's written about it. She said back in the day she got paid money to be Serena Williams bra tester where they did all these tests on her boobs to see, you know, what was good,

what wasn't for sports bras for Serena Williams. I wonder if there's any men out there lucky enough to have an undie tester, you know, if you know what I mean, you know.

I thought you were going to say there should be some men out there who could do that job. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, there'd be some of those too. There'd be some 14 double D men. No one ever measures a man's boobs, do they? No.

Like if you have – well, maybe they do. If you are rocking a solid moob and you have to go to the doctor. I don't think they want to have the measures. Hell no, they don't want to have the measures. But it'd be a way of documenting progress if you were trying to get rid of them. The doctor could pop you, he'd have a range of bras on the wall, he'd pop you in the cup each time and they just check to see

what you've got to each time. Anyway, we're getting very sidetracked. We're talking about weird, unusual jobs because when I read that, I wouldn't even think about that being a job where you get paid money for that. We want to know what's the weird job you've had before. Hi, Troy. How you going, mate?

Good, Troy. What's your weird job that you've had? Well, I was living in the Gold Coast in like 2010, and my job was to bag up a product called K2, which was pretty much synthetic cannabis. Oh, weird. Right. Is that legal? Well, I suppose technically it was at the time.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, and it was just sort of coming out. And, yeah, we'd just go up into the Q1 building and there's a whole coast here. That is hot. How much would you get paid? $50 an hour. $50 an hour.

That's pretty good money. Yeah, just put it there and bag it up or not. Horrible, horrible product. Disgusting. Yeah. Actually so disgusting. I don't imagine it's bagged in the most hygienic and scientific areas either. Were you in a laboratory or a food production unit

as you were bagging up this synthetic cannabis? No, it was kind of just like a penthouse suite. I bet there was no hair nets in the penthouse suite. No. Hey, Theo. Hi, Theo. What's the weird job that you had? So it's not actually my job,

but I spent a year living in Columbia in South America and I met this girl who worked at a mosquito research centre and part of her job involved putting their arms into the mosquito enclosure to feed the mosquitoes like twice a day. Out of her own arm? Yeah. Oh, my God, I just clicked.

I was like, what would she feed them? No, no, it was easier to feed them that way than it was to buy pig's blood and warm it up and administer it to them, so that's how they had to do it. How was that easier? So she would put her own arm in there and mosquitoes would suck on her. Was she, like, not covered in itchy bites?

Well, she reckons that you get used to it. She'd do it half an hour a day for twice a day and there was three or four of them in the office

that would have to do it. And she just sat there watching Netflix or something and then she reckoned after a few weeks that

itchy bites would just go away in five or six minutes. You win today Theo. That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

Did it pay well? Like is she rich? Yeah, I think she was pretty well off. Yeah, okay. But we were hoping there was some sort of extra pay in there for that part of the job. Sadly, she couldn't donate blood because she didn't have enough.

Also, she'd been bitten by too many Colombian mosquitoes. That too. You would have no idea what was inside your blood. You'd want to get some real clean mosquitoes as well. There are probably lots of volcano. They're mosquitoes

so they're all clean luckily. Oh, okay. Sweet ass. Yeah. Brie and Clint. New Zealand has a new public enemy number one. A family.

A whole family. Where are they from? Liverpool. Well, they've said they're from Liverpool. They sound quite Irish to me. Okay. But they've said they're from Liverpool. They sound quite Irish to me. Okay. But they've said they're from Liverpool. 13 people in total who

came here just before New Year's. John Johnson. First of all, great name. We've talked about these type of names before. John Johnson. Hats off. And they may be listening. Hats off to the Johnson family for coming up with the name John.

Brilliant. His brother David, their partners are here. There's children here. There's a very young baby in the group as well. And they've said they're from Liverpool. They've been here for just over two weeks and they have left an absolute wake of terror behind them. They're causing havoc.

I've got a list here of all the things they've done that we know about since they got here. And when I say that we know about, there's more coming forward as people realise who they are and they go, hang on, they came into my restaurant or they came into my shop and did something. Yeah, they've recognised them. So I'm going to walk you through what they've done.

Okay. On the 3rd of January, a group of 13 people claimed there were ants in their meal at Backyard Bar and Restaurant in Northcote. They left and only paid for three of their 13 meals.

Right. So that's a classic move. Classic move. The same group went back to the same restaurant the next day. Why would you go back? On Jan 5, actually,

they went back. If you had ants in your meal, why would you go back? Exactly. They left after not paying for two of the meals, claiming there was hair in those meals. So they've gone from ants to hair. Somehow they had horrific service twice in a row.

Oh, they've had such a bad run, haven't they? Jan 9, so a few days later, they dine at Art Walk Eatery in Takapuna. They've come all the way from Liverpool and they're spending a lot of time on the North Shore of Auckland, I'll just say. There's a lot more to see. Anyway, they dine at Art Walk.

They eat their meals before threatening staff and walking out without paying at all. Right, so this is obviously something that this family does quite often. I don't know. Have they budgeted for the flights and not the food? Can I just say I hate people that do stuff like this? Well, it gets worse. Jan 13.

And this is the day that will live on in infamy. This is the day that New Zealanders went, uh-uh-uh, not in our country, baby. The group are filmed on Takapuna Beach. Again, they've been here for two weeks. They're still in Takapuna. They're filmed on Takapuna Beach. Again, they've been here for two weeks. They're still in Takapuna. They're filmed on Takapuna Beach leaving all their rubbish,

beer boxes, beer bottles, food packets and baby wipes on the beach. Oh, this is the last straw. This, for Kiwi, yeah. This is what really

kicked Kiwis off. Someone filmed them and the 10-year-old comes storming forward in the Bunnings hat. This is the kid you may have seen to the lady who's filming.

You're a naughty little... I'm not your friend, Sam. I'm not my uncle again. Excuse me? I'm not my uncle again. I'm not my uncle again. I don't know. How old are you?

He's gangster. He's like a tiny little Conor McGregor. Literally, he's ready to kick off. Anyway, that same day, they were outside the Ibis Hotel in Auckland City and they demanded to use another man's scooter. Oh, Jan 13 was a big day for

these guys actually. Half the group dined at Nando's in Albany and demanded a refund after ordering their meals. The other half dined at Mr India in Northcote where they only paid for one $16 meal and refused to pay for the other $250. Oh, get these people out.

Well, okay. Get rid of them. They also wouldn't pay for a meal at the coffee club in town. Today, one of them has been in court. This is, the timeline of this story is incredible. One of them has been here for only two and a half weeks and she's already in court. Tina Maria Cash pled guilty in a court in Hamilton today

to stealing energy drinks, rope and sunglasses from a Caltex in Albany on New Year's Eve. Apparently, this is just coming on the text machine, the little kid stole a Christmas tree as well. Did he really? Apparently. A Christmas tree? He stole the Christmas tree from the Caltex in Albany.

There is a change.org petition at the moment. This is how rucked up Kiwis are to get them deported. It has 3,500 signatures. But it doesn't matter. They've already been told by immigration they have to leave. I mean, way to make an impression. The only thing we don't know is they left the courthouse in Hamilton. No one knows where they've gone.

No one knows where they've gone. And if they're listening right now, don't come to the studio. I reckon they're going to Hobbiton and then they're going to say, we didn't see any hobbits and demand their money back. Free in Clint. Yesterday we were talking about a show on Netflix that is being called one of the creepiest and most alarming shows to come out last year.

It's called You. It's this show. Hello there. Who are you? Everyone just calls me Beck. Every account set to public. You want to be seen, heard, known. So essentially it's about a guy who meets a girl once,

finds out her name and then stalks her and finds out everything imaginable on social media. Modern stalking. Modern day stalking. The idea being that we put it all out there and it's very, very discoverable but no one really knows how much of them is online, right? Exactly right.

You forget about certain things that happen and then people are able to find out this stuff about you. We asked yesterday, do you want to be part of an experiment? Do you want to give us your name? And just off your name, we will spend 24 hours seeing how much we can learn about you. How much information is on the internet? We got a lot of responses.

We chose two people. The first person was Luke. Hey Luke. Hi Luke. G'day. Now I don't know are we giving out Luke's last name? Sure Luke gave us his first and last name. What's your last name Luke? Dunning. Luke Dunning. We um set our super sleuth Trin from the ZM office on you for 24 hours. She works in our web team, so she knows her way around the internet. How confident are you, Trin, that you found the real Luke? I'm pretty confident.

He has liked your guys' Facebook page on Facebook, so I feel like that's a strong link. Luke, Trin's going to tell you everything she's learned about you in the 24 hours and you're going to tell us whether it's true or not, okay? Yep, sweet. Okay, Luke, you're 19 years old, born on 8 March 2000 to a net in Lance.

Is that right? What was that, sorry? You're 19 years old, born on 8 March 2000 to a net in Lance. Sort of. Got 8 March, right, but I was born in 99. 99. Okay.

You're off. I did my maths wrong. You left Albany Senior High School at age 17 to take up a plumbing and draining apprenticeship and currently study at MIT. That is creepy. Keep going, Trin. Yeah.

On the 21st of this month will be your two-year anniversary at JC Plumbing. Yep. He probably doesn't even remember that. You're passionate about AFL and have been playing for the Western Crows since 2016. Yep. This one, I don't know if you still own this car or you used to. Oh, here we go.

But you had some... Is this my missing mystery? Yep. And I know the red Joe too, but... No, don't give out as a red Joe. Give out the first number. Sorry, my... That car's been...

I've lost that for about a year. It got stolen. What was the red Joe trend then? Lukey with... And Stephen A, there's a three. Is that right, Luke? Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

You're the youngest of three kids. You've got an older sister, Charlotte, and an older brother, Scott. Yep. You took a family trip to the US in December 2016. Yep. Your Instagram handle is life__of__lukey. Yep. You're a Highlanders fan.

Yep, definitely. And this is the creepiest niche information I've found out about you is that when you were aged 10 years old, you took part in the Sticky Fingers Cake Club during the school holidays, which is a club on how to learn how to bake.

This is... Did you realise that that much information about you was available to everybody, Luke? Yeah, sort of. Okay, all right. Well, there you go. Yeah, we're going to try one more person.

We also lined up you, Heather. Kia ora, guys. Kia ora. Hello, Heather. Are you nervous after hearing that, Heather? I'm not particularly nervous because, I mean, I've done some pretty public things, so I was like, oh, yeah. Okay.

Interesting. Well, let's just see if given the, like, if this got into the wrong hands, just your first and last name, what we could find out about you, Trin. So you're a bit trickier, Heather, because I could find two Heather Warrens and I can't Oh, I'm not a country music singer. No, no, no, no. I could find two New Zealand Heather Warrens. Wow. Wow.

Okay. But I went with you because you're Facebook friends with Flinny, who used to be on ZM, and you also liked ZM on Facebook. So I just thought, I'll go with this one. Could be her. So the first thing I'm going to ask, just to find out whether I'm the right person or not, is were you originally a Dempsey,

is your last name? No. No. Oh, no. I got the wrong one. Then we've got the wrong one. Yeah. Ah.

Well, you're a little harder to find then, Heather. It's not a perfect science, but... I didn't think I would be that hard to find, because... Did you stalk the other Heather Warren as well? So, mildly. I didn't have time to go into both, so I was like, look, I just need to go with one. But the other one was politics.

You were quite involved in politics. Yeah, yeah. So I ran as a candidate in the 2017 election. Yeah, Tree found that out. Yeah, but I was just like, oh, it was hard, it was hard. I was tossing up, but I went with the wrong one. So sorry, I didn't have time to delve into your life. What election were you standing in?

What were you running for? So I was the Labour candidate for the Rangitika electorate in the last election. You would need to know what information's out there online in case someone wants to do a smear campaign about you, eh? Yeah. What if someone finds your nudes? Oh, there's no nudes, which is probably a blessing. But before I put my nomination in, I did dramatically clean up my Twitter.

Right. If you've got a generic name, it makes it harder, I guess. Well, there you go. That is a lesson for everybody, that just be careful what you put out there. Because Trin was able to find out a guy's birthday, when he went on holiday, who his parents were, what his car was that got stolen. Enough stuff, enough stuff to impersonate you, at least. Trin's already been around to Luke's house. She said it's lovely.

Well, he is single. Bree and Clint. Over the holidays, I had one of my mates force me to call in sick for her for work. Okay. She hates doing it and she said that they won't even recognise you. Like it'll be fine. Yeah.

And it actually worked. What did you pretend to be her mum or something? No I pretended to be her. Oh. Yeah. Oh. And I called into her work and I called in sick for her. Was she actually sick? No. Right.

Which hence why she didn't want to call. Yeah, cool. Some people aren't good liars. Exactly right. Which is why I came up with this. Hello, you've reached Bree's Sickie Hotline. I thought I could put my skills to the test where I'm going to call a workplace once a week that I don't work at

and I'm going to see if I can get the day off. Okay. Oh, wait. You don't even work there. I don't work there. Right. I have to navigate my way around and try and get the day off.

Okay. Who are you calling this week? I put in a call to a Kmart in New Zealand and this is what happened. Afternoon. Speaking. Hey, how are you?

Good, thank you. That's good. Hey, I need to change my shift next weekend. Who's calling? Oh, Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Sorry, what's the surname? I'm really lost here. Am I not working next weekend?

No, I can't go onto the roster so I'm trying to find because it will be the same roster so I'm trying to find this week's roster. Can I just have your surname, because it will be the same roster, so I'm trying to find this week's roster. Can I just have your surname, please? Yeah, McGregor. Sorry?

McGregor. I only started like a couple of weeks ago. Oh, Lydia? Yeah. Oh, sorry. That's okay. So, Lydia, next week's, I found you. You were in the checkout one.

Oh, cool. Okay. Lydia, next week's, I found you. You were in the checkout line. Oh, cool. Okay, so this, so you can't work next Sunday, is it? Yeah, it's actually my ceremony that I'm having where I'm converting to Buddhism. And I thought on the roster that I had gotten it off, but I don't think so, maybe. Okay. Oh, are you talking of the 20th? Yeah, yeah, because, I mean, the ceremony goes for quite a long time and all my family's coming into town to see me become a Buddhist

and it's kind of a big deal. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Lydia, you know, it's always very hard to find cover on a Sunday, but we'll make that exception for you. That is so amazing. Thank you so much. Yeah, no problem.

I really appreciate it. So enjoy your day and all the very best to you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, so do you go with a new name or you will have the same name? Well, I think they give us one, but I'll just go by my same name. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.

All the very, very best to you. Shalom to you. Yeah. All right. We'll chat to you soon. Bye. All right, bye. Shalom?

Shalom is Jewish. Yeah, well, I don't know, mate. Also... I was coming up with it on the spot. Also, what about poor Lydia? She's probably banking on her Sunday shift to pay the rent and now they've gone and taken her offer. It's fine. I called them back. She's going to shop to Kmart. I called them back. It's fine. They're going to go, first of all, Lydia, who's obviously banking on her Sunday shift to pay the rent, and now they've gone and taken her offer.

It's fine. I called them back. She's going to shop to Kmart. I called them back. It's fine. They're going to go, first of all, Lydia, you don't look very Buddhist. What do they look like? Oh, that's a good question as well.

Hey, one to me. I want you to put me to the test, though. Each week, I want you to give me a more ridiculous thing, and I will see if I can get a day off with a more ridiculous excuse. Easy. We can do that. Currently, Clint is laying down and you've got wax in your armpit. I am staring deep into the eyes of Tanya from mobilebeauty.co.nz.

She's applied a strawberry-scented wax to my underarm. This is all you're doing by the way. I just said I think you should experience what it's like because us ladies we get it done all the time. You said a very discouraging thing to men. You said you guys shouldn't have armpit hair which I think is rude to men

by the way. You said we shouldn't have armpit hair. No. Which I think is rude to women. I said it in a different way. I said it's nice when you don't. I think it's nice when you don't. I think it's nice when men don't. Look, I'm in the bed. I'm on the beauty bed. I've got the wax on. Before we pull this off, I want you to remember the deal that

we did. Remember this? I'll do you that same deal I did you before. Even though I've won the poll, I'll wax one if you grow your leg hairs out for the month. A month? Yeah. This time, February 15, you can shave them. Deal? Shake on it.

Deal? If I can wax both of your underarms. Deal. Both of your underarms? Deal. Done. It's going to be a very hot summer wearing pants. Well, to be honest, I only have one armpit waxed up at the moment.

If I can't handle this one, your legs are safe. You'll be fine. It's going to be over in three minutes. Tanya, have you ever waxed a man's underarms before? Yes, I have. And how did they go? Yeah, voluntarily. Some have screamed.

Some didn't know what to think of. They just screamed in so much pain. But you have to just tell them that it's okay. You're really not making this better. You're really not helping. You'll be fine. Okay. All right, here we go.

Let's get it over and done with. Tanya is about to pull off the first bit of wax. Three, two, one. Oh! Oh! Oh! Go again. Get another one.

Oh! Oh! Okay, okay, okay. It's done. It's done. No, there's more wax on there. Oh, there's more? There the other one. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's done. It's done. No, there's more wax on there. Oh, there's more. There's another one.

Why didn't it come off in one nice bit, Tanya? Because you've got hair everywhere. Oh, God. Okay. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Oh.

Oh, I feel good, man. I feel good. They are deep-rooted in there. Oh. There's all the... No. You've got to leave. What?

Hang on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. We just pulled all the wax off and it doesn't look like anything, any of my armpit hairs have been removed. No, because we haven't done the middle part yet. Have a look at the wax. What's going on?

I thought we'd rip one nice clean wax strip off. I think because you've got so much hair, you couldn't do it in one. God, alright. Keep it going. Just get that other little bit of wax off and you're good to go. Finish me off, Tanya. Not like, keep your minds out of the gutter, alright? On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad was it? Oh, it was probably actually only

a 5. It was more the shock. Yeah, no, this is the big one. Is it? This is the... Oh, it's very hot. Yeah, no, this is the big one. Is it? This is the... Oh, it's very hot. Oh yeah, this is the... She's now applying wax onto the real big part of the armpit where there's a lot of hair. Yeah. This is not going to be fun. Is this the most sensitive part of the body to have wax, Tanya? One of them and also the ankle area. What about that anus?

I can actually comment on that. Yeah. Not good. Not good. I wouldn't imagine it was. Plus, you need to relax it. Trust me, there's a few other lady areas that aren't good either. Yeah.

All right. How long do we have to wait? Yeah, how long are we going to wait, Tanya? I think we're going to go to a song. Hang on, hang on. We're pretty much good to go. This is the long are we going to wait, Tanya? I think we're going to go to a song. Hang on, hang on. We're pretty much good to go. This is the last bit. Let's just do it.

Let's just get it done. I can't even watch you. Okay. If you're ready, I'm ready. Okay. I love you. Stop talking to Tanya like that. Yeah.

I'll count you down. I'll count you down. Three, two, one. Oh, that was the hard bit. That was a good one. Oh. That was a, one. Oh, that was the hard bit. That was a good one. Oh! That was a good one. Clint, welcome to What It's Like To Be A Lady.

It looks crap. Bree and Clint. How much did it hurt? Honestly, though. Five out of ten. Yeah, not that bad. It's actually not that bad. It's not too bad.

I don't know what you women have been complaining about all this time. Look at producer Ellie, ready to kick off. I don't know what you women have been complaining about all this time. Look at producer Ellie, ready to kick off. I don't know why you guys complain so much about this. You should get your ankle done. Yeah, no. I don't believe you that ankle hurts. Yeah, you don't believe me, but I'm telling you now, you should walk back over and get your ankle done. Really?

Just one strip. Just one tiny little strip. One strip on the ankle. Okay, have you got any more wax there? Do you want to do this? Yeah, go on. I want you to do it, strip on the ankle. Okay. Have you got any more wax there? Do you want to do this? Yeah, go on. I want you to do it just to experience it. Okay.

All right. Clint's now walking back over. Look how confident you are now that you've had half your armpit done. You're like, oh, I could do the ankle. Not a big deal. No safety precautions, Tarns. Just straight in there. Tarn, yeah, you should get the back part of the ankle,

which is the worst, I reckon. Do ladies still have their legs waxed? Yeah. Go and get it done, what, weekly? No, no, no. It takes ages because you have to grow out the hairs. If you wax, how often do you have to Well,

oh, oh, oh. Oh, that's a big, Tarns, that's a big bit of wax, girl. Wow. You've really lavished it on. And once it's on, Oh, that's a big, Tans, that's a big bit of wax, girl. Oh, my God. Wow. You've really lavished it on. And once it's on, it has to come off. Hey, well, hey, if you have to strap your ankle, you're good to go now.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, that's a lot of wax. Oh, Tans, you've gone halfway up my shin, mate. I think Tanya heard you say, what are women been complaining about? And then she accidentally put all that wax on me. Tanya, is this revenge? No, not at all. She's too lovely for that. Okay.

So the wax is drying currently. The wax is drying. You tell us when it's ready. Have you never had anything waxed? Anything? No, I don't think so. Apart from like pulling off strapping tape, like after like rugby and stuff, that'd be the closest.

And even then, guys, when they have to take strapping tape off, they stand in the shower for about 15 minutes thinking that's going to make it better, pulling it off hair by hair going, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. It's not great. Okay, let's hit that ankle.

Should we do it? Is it ready, Tanya? You count us down, Brie. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. That was fine as well. That was fine, one. That was fine as well. That was fine as well. That was fine as well.

Brie and Clint. Let's do a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays, we put them into a big machine, and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. First person up is Ash.

Hey, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 21st of January, 1989. Okay, Ash, you were 16 in 2005 on the 21st of January,

and back in 2005, this was number one. When the pimp's in the crib, ma, drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot. 2005, this was number one. Snoop Dogg and Pharrell, Drop It Like It's Hot. You must like that for a birthday banger, right? How good. How good. Cool.

Okay, tough to beat. Let's see what we get for Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi. What's your birthday? 24th of April, 1995. Okay, Claire, you were 16 in 2011 on the 24th of April.

And back on that day, this was Top of the Charts. We just promised to you. Shake that. Still goes off. That is terrible. I must admit, I don't love it. You don't love it? It just got played so much. Oh, yeah, it got absolutely rinsed.

I prefer Ashes. You what? I prefer the girl before. You prefer Ashes one. Okay, that's fine. At least you're honest, Claire. Yeah, if you ever vote, you're welcome to cast it for somebody else. Let's see what Gemma gets.

Hey, Gemma. Hi, Gem. Hi, guys. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. What's your birthday, Gemma? 19th of October, 91. Okay, Gemma, you birthday, Gemma? The 19th of October, 1991. Okay, Gemma, you were 16 in 2007 on the 19th of October,

and this is your birthday banger. Oh. Soldier Boy, I'm winning. Why me crack it? Why me roll? Why me crack that? Soldier Boy, that's Superman. Now why me?

You. You. Crack that, Soldier Boy. You get Soldier Boy, crack that, Gemma. Fantastic. Fantastic. Three. You poor thing. Three interesting songs.

I mean, everybody listening could be pissed off by one of those songs, at least today, you know? It's weird how that happens sometimes. You and I now have to decide what we're going to play. Are we going to play LMFAO? Are we going to play Soulja Boy? Or are we going to play Snoop Dogg? What are you feeling? I feel like Snoop Dogg. I'm or are we going to play Snoop Dogg? What are you feeling?

I feel like Snoop Dogg. I'm with you. I feel like Snoop Dogg is the right song for today. The best. Ash, you won birthday banger. Congratulations. Good choice, good choice. Coming straight out of what year?

2005. 2005. That's when you were 16. Here's your birthday banger. Is it him? A guy over in Aussie has been accused of cheating when he's been caught out allegedly on Snapchat. Oh, yeah.

So wrap your head around this story. So there was a guy out at a nightclub and he got his friends to video him dancing on the dance floor. Yeah. Right, so he's dancing on the dance floor. Dancing is not cheating. No, not cheating. In the background of this guy's Snapchat is another gentleman

wearing a red hat and a white shirt and he's making out with a girl. Oh, shit. Right? They don't know each other. No. This guy dancing and the guy making out with the girl don't know each other. Yeah.

Right? So a girl was friends with the guy who's put up the Snapchat, the guy that was dancing. She's seen the Snapchat, recognised her best friend's boyfriend in the background kissing the girl. Old Red Hat McGee. Yes. So she's recognised this guy.

She's watched it a number of times to make sure and she thought and she was positive that it was her best friend's boyfriend. So she messages this guy that she knew and said, can you send me that video? I'm pretty sure that's my best friend's boyfriend cheating on my friend. Yeah. Did he do it?

Did he send the video? So he sent it to her. Ooh. She showed it to the friend. Yeah. Turns out she thought it was him as well. But then to make things worse, the guy who was dancing has screenshot the Snapchat where she's pretty much asking him for the Snapchat. Yeah.

And he's posted it on social media and it's gone viral. Yeah. So it's everywhere. Look, everybody's got some stuff going on in this story, no more so than red hat guy. And he deserves everything he gets. Do you know why? Why? Not just because he was cheating, but if you

wear a red hat, you're asking for attention. No one, no one is wearing a red hat. You're not laying low, are you? No one's wearing a red hat to go incognito. No, you're not laying low. When's the last time you saw a police hat to go incognito. No, you're not laying low. When's the last time you saw a police stakeout and any of the officers were wearing red hats? Never.

Red anything, for that matter. Like, wear a camo hat. Oh, yeah, if you're cheating, mate, wear a potato sack. Just seriously, do whatever you can. Red hat, it's like a big siren on your head going, look at what I'm doing. Look at what I'm doing. No sympathy. You know what I'm doing. No sympathy.

You know what I'm going to say? I don't have sympathy for anybody who wears a red hat. Not the Crusaders. You're hardcore. You're so hardcore. But this would happen a lot, right? What, red hatting? No, people being caught out through someone else's social media.

Oh, yeah, that too, yeah. Like all this secondhand kind of stuff. There's no hiding these days. No, there's not. Cameras are everywhere. And I wonder how people have been caught out these days in modern technology. Sure. Or just in general.

Yes. I love to hear or I actually hate to hear the stories. If you're okay to tell it though. Yeah, if you're okay to tell a story. You have a fun, catchy story about how you caught them cheating. How did you catch them out? Oh, no, catch them out. Them? You said him.

Them? You said him. Oh, did I? How'd you catch them out? Probably him, though. We'll see how many girl stories we get. Oh, $800 at him. Let's hear him. Free and Clint. Talking about this guy over in Aussie who's been caught out on Snapchat through another person's friend's other person's phone.

He's in the background of someone else's Snapchat. Yeah, and then a friend of his girlfriend saw it and then passed it on. It's an intricate web. He was cheating on his missus in the background of someone else's Snapchat and he got caught. I still maintain all because of the red hat. If he wasn't wearing that red hat, he would have got away with it. He probably would have laid low.

We want to know, how did you catch them cheating? How did you catch them out? Was it through modern technology? Or maybe you walked in on someone. Who knows? Did you use a Bluetooth? Did you use ear pods? I don't know how that would work, but let's find out.

From? Anonymous. Oh, Anonymous. I love an Anonymous. This means it's juicy. What happened, Anonymous? Well, I pretended to be someone else and organized a meeting with a boyfriend I thought was cheating on me. He'd organised a meet-up with me and he said,

oh, can you send me a juicy picture of yourself? And I sent a picture of myself through him. So he knew he'd been caught out. Well done. You got him real good. I mean, I'm sorry for you, but you got him real good. Did it feel good though, catching him out? Did it feel good? Well, it did because I kind of knew.

I mean, it felt good, but it felt bad. I mean, he tried to then say he knew it was me, but what a load of rubbish. That's another tricky dicky move. He pulled the double down on you. He goes, I knew it was you. Yeah, I knew, I knew. I thought this was role play.

Have you heard that song, that Pina Colada song? I was just doing a real life version of that song. That's amazing, anonymous. Okay, thank you taylor how'd you catch them cheating taylor oh is this me yeah how'd you catch him cheating oh so it was my ex-fiance he created a profile on tinder and messaged my friends what was yeah what a dip why would he do that did he know that they were your friends? No Oh my god, what an idiot

Did he know that Tinder is available to everybody And they will see him? Well, obviously not available to me Because I didn't have one Because we were in a relationship No, but I'm sure you know single people Yeah, it was really funny Yeah, he probably didn't think that through.

Did he try and deny it when you hit him up? Yeah, he tried, but he already had my thumbprint in his phone, so I could just have a look and see that it was actually there, and he had been messaging quite a few people. Oh, did you go check? Yeah. Oh, of course you did. Did you get married?

No. Of course they didn't. For a reason. Good. Hey, at least you found out before you got married. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been horrible. Yeah.

Okay, I'm enjoying these. Rachel, how did you catch them cheating? Yeah, well, so my friend got an Apple Watch from her husband a couple of years ago. And my friend was messaging, let's just say me, and she was actually going to leave him. But before she could leave him, he went through her Apple Watch and found a message saying, I love you. And like a year and a half later, down the track,

we're now engaged and getting married. So you're the other woman in this story? Yes. So you're the cheaty? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. We're not having a go at you, I promise. Oh my God. An Apple Watch.

We really are living in the future. So, so far, all three... She left it at home. Oh, right. Yeah, you don't think about the Apple Watch, do you? Never take your Apple Watch off. Yeah, you don't think about that. Not even in the shower.

Not just for cheating reasons. How are you going to know what your heart rate was all Not just for cheating reasons. How are you going to know what your heart rate was all the day? I know. How are you going to know? You would lose all those steps. You would do those steps for nothing. Nothing.

You could do 10,000 steps that day and if it's not in your graph, what was the point? Exactly. So far, all three stories, modern day technology. Modern day technology. Let's go one more.

One more. Chantal. Chantal, how did you catch them cheating? All right, so I was doing a sports thing. Oh, hang on a second. Hang on, Chantal, Chantal, can you... Are we on speaker? No, you're not.

Oh, that's better. Just keep the phone away. Yeah, that's good. How did you catch them cheating? So I was doing a sports thing. So we were out of the country quite often and to make sure they had contact me through Facebook Messenger. Yeah.

He, I was not aware of this at all. He had a long-term girlfriend that he was living with. Oh my God. He never logged out of his iPad, which he left at home with her. He never logged out of his iPad when he lived with her. Yeah, so all the messages we were sending each other, she was reading. Again, modern technology, Chantal.

That is fascinating. Got to be honest with you. I thought, because Bree gave me this number to call, I thought it was the message that said I walked in on him. I'm so confused. No, no, I walked in on him cheating with his cousin. No, that's the story we thought. But I'll let you know when that happens

I'm about to kick off And can I just say First of all I'm a massive Apple fan I love Apple I've got the MacBooks I've got the phones Whatever

I love their products You've got an Apple TV I've got Apple TV You do use a Samsung phone though No I do not See look at her I was just trying to prove a point. That is offensive.

But you know what? How come your text messages come up green then? Don't. People will actually believe that. I could be swapping. What? You could be going to... I could be swapping to Samsung.

You're the biggest phone racist I know. So that is a huge call. And you know why? Why? And this is going to really arc people up if you own Apple products, I reckon. Apple potentially are launching the next iPhone next year, right? Yeah. And they've said the tech giant has rumored that they have plans

to change the charging port of the iPhone. Well done, Apple. Good work. You've done it again. First, they changed it on us once. And all of our iPhone docks were useless. We had to buy new charges. It was bullshit.

Everybody had those sound systems that had the built-in dock. Yeah, the iPhone dock. And you sit the phone in it. I had to chuck mine out. Whole expensive Bose sound systems and stuff. Useless. I had one. Useless.

So BS. And yes, and then they changed them to that small one. Yes. Which I've got to admit, I saw one of the old ones today. The old charger was enormous. I can't even remember. It was like that wide. That's right.

And so this little one makes a lot of sense now. I thought we changed because that's what we were using now. I thought that's where we're going. No. Why? They're now changing it back to a little bit larger port that is the one on the new iPad Pros, like the new MacBook Pro.

I've got one here. Oh, okay. This. It'll look like this. It looks the same as the new MacBook Chargers. Yes. Which, by the way, your MacBook Charger doesn't fit my MacBook Charger. Exactly. So if we want to, your MacBook charger doesn't fit my MacBook charger.

Exactly. So if we want to share a charger, we can't. I'm so sick of this stuff. I'm changing to Samsung. I am. It honestly nearly has gotten to that point. Because don't even get me started on the headphone jack. I'm still on that.

I'm still on that. The problem is, though, if you want to change to Samsung, you will find just as – because the big issue was with the new iPhone, when you wanted to borrow someone's charger, you couldn't find someone who had that charger for about a year until everybody updated. You try finding a Samsung charger at work. I'll never find one.

That's the end of our show, everybody. We're out of here. Last time after the show, I didn't even know, you went on a secret Kmart mission. Oh, my God. I have missed. You forget how good that place is do you not have kmart in australia yes we do mate we invented kmart did you no i

think americans yeah i think americans did it's just so good i got some poofs i got some what else did i get tea towels i bought up that More importantly, what did you go there to get? I went there to get a white men's business shirt. Yeah, and you left with couch poofs. Yes. Tea towels. Socks. Socks.

Plates. Plates. Some kitchen stuff. Kitchen stuff. Did you get a shirt? Yeah, got a shirt. Oh, you did get the shirt? I got a shirt.

Yeah, cool. I think that's it. See, this is what they do. This is what they do. But that all cost me like $100. I know. And you go through the checkout and you check it all out yourself. I'm like, it is literally, you know, I'm wasting money if I'm not buying this.

All right. Well, whatever you're doing tonight, good luck. Enjoy it. We'll see you guys back tomorrow. See ya. Bree and Clint. Weekdays 3-7 on ZM.