ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 17th 2020

Episode Date: January 17, 2020

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Yeah, we are. But you're going to need me to fire off that intro. Yeah! I've got something to say first though. Alright, mate. Here, we're all ready. Hi everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Before we start, remember yesterday on the intro I asked people to let us know who has the thickest Kiwi accent? Out of Ben, Ali and myself, and sub-question, does Bree still sound Australian? Yep.

I got one response from someone called CJ. Okay. There's heaps of responses. There's lots of comments. Oh, is there? Yeah, there's heaps. Oh, well I only saw one. Oh. Okay, well let's go with that one then. No, no, what's the consensus of the ones that you guys saw? Yeah, I'll read it. What's the majority saying? I'll read out a few. Because I've got a majority, because I only

got one. I want to know what your one said. Oh yeah, my one. Ben. Someone said it's so hard for them to understand what ben says sometimes they have to rewind the podcast that's more listens mate that's more listens what'd you say here we go this is what they said um my ranking would be ben ellie then clint brie seems to be somewhere in the middle between Aussie and Kiwi. Someone else said they reckon they should be a proper tally, so we should say certain words

so they can rate us more easily. We can do that. Can we set up a poll on the Facebook page, on the Facebook podcast, the podcast, Facebook? The group. The group. Someone said Ben or Clint. Sorry, Ellie.

Brie? Well, she still sounds Aussie AF. Don't say sorry. I don't think it's a... No, I'm not that kind of... Like, the Kiwi accent is not something people aspire to. No. Someone says that Queensland accent is very hard to lose.

Someone else said Clint, Ben, then Ellie. Me. Someone said Ellie. I'm a classically trained thespian, thank you very much. I got to level seven of the New Zealand speech and drama certificate. Ellie, then Ben, then Clint. Bree still sounds fair dinkum. Someone said I think Ellie has the thickest.

Okay, this is giving us nothing. Ben has the thickest. This is giving us nothing Ben has the thickest Lots of people saying everybody We need a poll So Brie as the Australian Give us some words to say This is the baseline test And then Ellie's going to set up a poll

On the Brie Thomas L Big Bang theory fan page Can we bloody change the name of that page? You change it. Everyone say fish. Fish. Fish.

That was Ellie's sound of the most Kiwi. Don't influence it. This is for people to vote. Let's say if you were to go out in the summer and you would sit on your DECK-C-K. Easy. I stained mine last week.

My dick. I'm going to go sit on my dick. I like beers on my dick. D-E-C-K. Dick. Dick. Your dick. See, I know that people hear it, but I don't hear it.

When we say it, I don't hear it When we say it I don't hear it That's because you've got the accent Okay what about Ben drives a Subaru Ben drives a Subaru Yeah Subaru Yeah Ben drives a Subaru Everyone in Australia would be pulling their hair out right now

Australia's not the home of the Subaru No but everyone in Australia knows how to say it properly No it's not properly It is It's not the home of the Subaru No but everyone in Australia Knows how to say it properly No it's not properly It is It's not properly It is I looked on YouTube I looked on YouTube

Did you look on Australia on YouTube? Where does Subaru come from? Subaru It comes from Japan And you know how the Japanese say it? Subaru Subaru Which sounds a lot more like Subaru

No Subaru Not Subaru You know I'm right. I refuse to agree. That's enough of the test. That's enough of the test. Push the birthday banger thing.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! On a Friday, we... Drink beers.

Yeah, we are right now, actually. Yeah, true. We get international birthday banger suggestions From our podcast Facebook group People who can't call the show in real time Yeah, this is where it gives you guys Who listen to the podcast a chance To actually, you know, be a part of the show

A chance Oh, so now you're coming at me, are you? Sabaru Let's start with Mike Smith from Texas Yeehaw, he's from Lomb Smith from Texas. Yee-haw! He's from Lombok, Texas. Oh, Texas. Okay, Mike was born on the 5th of April, 1954.

So he was 16 in 1970. And this is his birthday banger. Don't enjoy this. You hate the Beatles. You do, you've said it. You said Ariana Grande is better than the Beatles. When did I say that? When she got more Billboard number one, she goes, that's fair. You did, you said the Beatles are overrated and that's fair enough.

Look at my laptop. Yeah, you like John Lennon, but you don't like the Beatles. I said, I never said Ariana Grande is better than the Beatles. You did. You go, oh, about time. You're so foolish. There was some version of that. I'm not trying to be inflammatory. I don't hate the Beatles. I just don't like them as much as like the

Ariana Grande or Elvis. And probably Ariana Grande. She's very good. Okay, next one is Amy Barners. Amy Barners. Amy Barners. Amy Barners. It's not that hard. From Wagga Wagga, Australia.

She was born... Amy Barners. Not that hard. She was born in 1982 on the 22nd of June, which makes her 16 in 1998. And this is her birthday background. We really want it. We really want it.

Here we go. Allez, allez, allez. Go, go, go. Tricky Dicky, Ricky Martin. Is this the World Cup song, the Football World Cup? Yeah. This was huge. Go, go, go.

Allez, allez, allez. He's a great person to sing a uh football world cup yeah yeah he's so like south american and the way his hips move he's like a goalie you just can't keep him still i've never been so embarrassed as to when my mum went to ricky martin concert recently and she could not contain herself. Like she was just screaming and then at one point she was like, take it off Ricky! And I was like, mum.

How recently? I didn't know he was touring. It was a bit, this was about six years ago. I don't think you can say that's recent. Last 10 years, recent. No.

Frances Holden is the last person for birthday banging today. She's from Chelmsford, England. She was born on the 19th of July, 1988, which means she was 16 in 2004. And this topped the charts on that day. And I know that I'm a different person. Yeah.

Turn the world around. I'm a different person Yeah Turn my world around I'm a different person It's The Shapeshifters Which is very confusing for New Zealanders Who have a band that we love called Shapeshifter So similar So similar This is Lola's theme

This is iconic this song here Yeah this is massive What year 2004 I thought it was older than 2004. Yeah. Right, for no particular reason, because it's not going to get played anyway because of the law, but what wins?

It has to be the Beatles, Let It Be. Oh, someone's changed their tune. I never turned that tune! She sees it, she likes it, she wants it, she got it. Let it be, let it be, Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. As Brie would say, the most overrated band of all time.

Shut up! That is not true! Such a dick. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. See ya. Let it be. Let it be. Whisper words of wisdom. Let it be. Hey, be. Whisper words of wisdom.

Let it be. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, Winnebree and Clint on. Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Now, you silly woman, we're on air right now. Ho, ho, hey, Siri, 2, 1. Now, you silly woman, we're on air right now.

Ho, ho. Hey, Siri. Hey, Google. Hey, Alexa. Hey, Bixby. How you guys going? Welcome to the show. Bree and Clint, it's good to be here.

It is Friday and we're feeling good today, aren't we? I'm very excited that it's Friday because mainly the Friday shows are the funnest. Yeah, because we get... Oh, no, I can't say that. What? Because we get... Well, Friday, I can't say that. What? Because we get... The Friday drinks happens right outside our studio, and so we get to absorb the energy. Yeah, we get to vibe off everybody else

who's just straight vibing out there, and so we pick up the vibes in here. That's what I was trying to say. Also, on Fridays, we do Friday Okie, and it is back this year, Friday Okie. We've changed it up. Instead of us picking the song one for one each week, we're both picking a song each week,

and you guys get to decide which one we actually sing for Friday-oke. That's right, and you can have your say on our Instagram the day before we do Friday-oke. It's just closed. It's been running for 24 hours. It was between Lewis Capaldi's Someone You Loved and Lizzo's Juice. And I can report after three and a half thousand votes with 40%, no, 60% of the vote, today we'll be singing Lizzo. Yes!

You say that now, but this is a hard song to sing. I feel like she's my spirit animal. Yeah, right. So maybe it'll give me an edge. Five o'clock, we'll do Friday Okie, and you can pick a winner, as usual. Next, though, if you've ever dreamed of finding a decent chunk of cash, you know those stories where you find people who found it on the side of the road or something like that?

Or they bought something at an antique shop and there was money inside it or something. A Kiwi guy has found a chunk of money that is big enough that would make you go, oh, what do I do with this? You never find a ton of it, do you? Yeah, it's enough that would make you go, I am a good person. Really? What am I going to do? I'll tell you where he found it next

and it might make you take a look at some of the stuff around your house as well. Absolutely. Could be some cash in it. Here's Jaquan. Bree and Clint, sit in. Bree and Clint.

Bree, if you found $100, would you hand it in? Oh, depends. Did anyone see? Come on, be honest. If I saw someone drop it, I would give it back to them. Yeah. But if I found it randomly, had no idea whose it was, that's mine. Yeah, okay, I take that. How about this for a scenario?

You buy a secondhand pair of pants of Trade Me. Okay. And there's a $100 note in the pocket. And the pants only cost you $40. Would you let the person know who you bought the pants off that they had left $100 in the pocket of their pants? Probably not. Nah, right? No, because then I have to organise, like, getting it back to them.

No, they can come and get it. If they want their $100, you say. Yeah, well, that's true. If you really come and get it. Nah, nah, nah, nah. And just go from there. This is where this story gets really interesting. So a schoolteacher by the name of Kev, he lives just outside of Huntley,

bought a pair of, a set of, a chest of drawers. I knew it was going to be something like this. Second hand chest of drawers off Trade Me. He paid 60 bucks for them. So they're just like, they're not like antique or anything. Nah, they're just standard, like just old looking wooden drawers.

60 bucks. Little bit about Kev. He is currently going through a rough breakup. And he's trying to set up a new house so that his kids from his relationship can come and visit him. So he's looking for furniture. And he's doing it tough. He's doing it tough. So he gets $60 drawers.

Totally sweet. I love him already. He's cleaning out the drawers, pulls out the lining paper from the drawers, and inside there is a bag that has red cash notes inside it. Red? Yeah, red. The colour red.

They're hundies. $100 notes. A Kiwi $100 notes red. Red or purple or something like that. Yeah, yeah. You can tell I haven't had many. I've never even seen one. It was $5,000.

Whoa! Cash inside the drawers. So now I put the same question to you. You've bought a secondhand set of drawers off TradeMe and add to it the fact that you're on the skids at the moment and you're doing it tough and you've just been handed $5,000 by the universe, but you have the contact information for the person who you got them off.

In fact, you have their address because you had to go and pick them up. You met the person. Yep. So what do you do with the $5,000? I'd have to give it back because I know whose it is. It's not like I randomly found it. No. But they're not a friend. Yeah, I know, but is. It's not like I randomly found it. No. But they're not a friend.

Yeah, I know, but that's karma. If you take it, it's bad karma. So Kev said he really struggled with it, but he wanted to set a good example for his kids. Especially because he needed it. Yeah, and he needed it, but he said he wanted to show his kids that you need to do

the right thing in life. So he returned the money to the guy and the guy said that he was right thing in life. So he returned the money to the guy, and the guy said that he was gobsmacked that anyone would give the money back. He said he put the money in there a long, long time ago. For what? For a rainy day, like if he ever needed it, if he ever fell on hard times.

He then said that his wife had been really sick and had recently died of cancer, and he was doing it really tough as well. And the fact that someone would return his $5,000 cash to him restored his faith in people. Please tell me he gave Kev some money. He gave Kev some money, yeah. He said he gave him some posters for his kids

and he gave him a couple of hundred dollars. So everybody wins, right? Still five grand. That would set up his whole house. He didn't even know he lost it. He should have kept it. The guy wasn't missing it. The guy was like,

oh shit. Is that mine? So there's a tip for you. Go and rip the inside of your secondhand drawers out and see what's inside there. You might get some money. I forgot what I was going to talk about. No, I didn't. Time travelling. You might get some money. I forgot what I was going to talk about.

No, I didn't. Time travelling. You alright? Sorry, I was looking at my pay. Is your pay that impressive that you completely lost your train of thought? No, there's actually not money. You're like, shit, I'm rich. I'm actually

missing money, so that's why I'm looking. Oh, okay. How much money are you missing? How much do you get paid? I'm not. I'm actually missing money, so that's why I'm looking. Oh, okay. Yeah, you know, typical. How much money are you missing? How much do you get paid? I'm not telling you. We get paid the same. You already know. No, I was going to talk to you about this interesting story I saw

about this guy who claims he's a time traveller. I love these people. Me too, because there's been a few over the years. Well, last year we had a theory that Greta Thunberg was a time traveller. I love these people. Me too, because there's been a few over the years. Well, last year we had a theory that Greta Thunberg was a time traveller. That's right. But she wasn't saying it about herself. No, because there was that picture that came out of her that looked, well, it wasn't of her.

It was of someone back in the day. That bore a striking resemblance to her. Looked a lot like her. But, no, this guy claims that he is a time traveller and he's called himself Casper with a K. And he doesn't show his face in a lot of his videos online. Sure. But he talks about how, you know, he travels through time

and he did this video recently which he talks about that he reckons he bought food back from 2073. Okay. So he's claiming he's travelled to 2073 and that he's brought back this food that he reckons everyone will be eating in 2073. Sure. If you can time travel, why are you only going as far forward as 2073? That's a good question.

There's also some other interesting things that this guy says. He reckons that he's previously told his followers that there will be a great flood in 2063 that will be due to global warming where the polar ice caps will melt and it will flood the coastlines of the United States. Yeah, Greta Thunberg said that as well. That's definitely on its way. Yeah, so it's not like he's making any massive headway.

Back to this food, what are we eating in 2073? I've got a clip of him talking here. He kind of describes a bit about, yeah, what people will be eating in 2073. I cannot give too many details about such food. What I can say is that these are individual capsules. And taking just one capsule allows you to live for an entire day. This container that I'm showing you of food from the future

will last you well over a few months. This is food from the future. He definitely sounds real. They look like... He definitely sounds real. They look like... He definitely sounds 100% authentic. He's changed his voice because obviously he wants to stay anonymous. You know what the capsules look like? What?

It looks like he has like a jam jar full of bean bag beans. That's what it looks like. Yeah. I don't want to eat food in a capsule form. But cool concept though. No. Why?

The pleasure of eating is not the fullness. It's the chewing and the food and the smells and the flavours and the... It's not swallowing a pill.

It's not as fun, is it? No, not whatsoever. But... Well, what do you do on a date? If you can't eat, what do you do on a date? You know, if you just both take a pill. I could think of a few things.

Yeah, well. You can't skip straight to that even on a full belly. Hey, more time for other activities. Yeah, all right. 2073, right? Would you, but one last thing. Would you, though, sacrifice food? Because obviously I reckon it has something to do with global warming

and like, you know, obviously making all the food. something to do with global warming and obviously making all the food. Would you do it for that reason? To save the world? Yeah. Oh, if I had to. Bree and Clint. Welcome to the studio, producer BN and producer Ellie.

Hello. Hello. How's your guys' first week of work been? It's been fun. Yeah? It's been fun, mate. Yeah, you coping all right? Yeah. All right. It's been fun. Yeah? It's been fun, mate. Yeah, you coping all right? Yeah.

All right. It's been good. Why are you like that? No, I'm just saying it's because we haven't spent that much time together. It's like, what? Right. No, it's been good. I've enjoyed being back.

Yeah. Every week these guys put together, what's the word I'm looking for? A smorgasbord? Yeah. That's a good descriptive word. A buffet. A buffet. A pick and mix. Nice? Yeah. That's a good descriptive word. A buffet. A buffet. A pick and mix.

Nice. Yeah, that's good. Of the good and bad stuff that happens over the week. It's called the high-low, and here it is. Previously with Zed-In's Brie and Clint. Hey, guys. Welcome to the first high-low of 2020. It's where we grab all the high points of the week

and the low points of the week and present it to you. This week, Brie brought a study saying that men selectively hear their partners 388 times a year. So she tested it out on Clint. So in this study, it said that a lot of respondents said their partners were attempting to lip read. But the study said if the respondent was good at lip reading, they were less likely to have selective hearing. So I'm going to likely to have selective hearing. Yeah, all right. So I'm going to attempt to say a sentence, and you need to lip read what I'm saying. Obviously, people won't be able to hear me, but you need to relay to them what I'm saying,

okay? Go for it. And I'll tell you how well you do. Okay. Clint has a small... No, no, no. Clint has a small... No, I, no. Clint has a small... No, I'm not saying that out loud.

That's entrapment, what you're doing. I guess you've got selective hearing. Over the summer, Clint gave himself an unintentional hickey with a sticky cup. So Clint wanted to do it to one of us, and it was down to Rebecca to choose. I've got Rebecca here. Hi, Rebecca. Hello. Now, you're aware of everybody on the show, right?

You know who Bree is, you know who I am. I do, and I've got a really good reason, Rebecca. Hello. Now, you're aware of everybody on the show, right? You know who Brie is. You know who I am. I do, and I've got a really good reason why the girls should do it. Because they've got makeup and they can cover it up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but come on. If we think about logic, we break it down to logic. Yeah.

I mean, I know this world that we live in now doesn't even know what that is. Okay, Rebecca, don't get too political. Who's putting the suction cup on their forehead, Rebecca? Producer Ben. What? Yes! One. Is it bad?

Not even anything. Currently, there's nothing there. Fantastic. All right, well, Rebecca, there's no Higgy just yet, but if it comes out, we will absolutely be putting it on Instagram, okay? What a letdown. Again, again, again.

But it didn't work on Producer Ben, so Clint stupidly decided to try it on himself off-air. What a letdown! Again! Again! Again! But it didn't work on producer Ben, so Clint stupidly decided to try it on himself off-air. Dumbass. Try it on your head again. Lick it. Did it feel sucky? Yeah.

Did you lick it the last time? You've got it again! You've got it again. I must have been really susceptible to hickeys. Oh my god. That was 10 seconds. Finally, news this week. Watermelons are really expensive now. So, Brie tried to use that as a joke off Harry Styles' new song, Water this week. Watermelons are really expensive now.

So Brie tried to use that as a joke off Harry Styles' new song, Watermelon Sugar. Not your best work, Brie. Brie and Claire, Harry Styles, Watermelon Sugar. You might have to rethink that after watermelons cost $47 now. Sorry, mate. Topical reference alert. And it's local. Yeah, there's Brie riffing off a new story

she saw where watermelon prices in New Zealand ballooned to it's crazy as much as $47 it's Harry Styles

he can afford it so he's chill don't worry yeah you make a good and that's all for High Low this week join us this time

next Friday hey thanks guys what a wonderful first week back on the radio gosh we had some fun god we had some fun I God, we had some fun. I resent that watermelon joke being in there.

Was that a high or a low? It was a low. Excuse me. It was a low because there was no reference. We hadn't talked about it once. There was no context. We hadn't said that watermelons were expensive. I like to think that people that listen to this show

that are a part of the Brain Clip family are up to date with their local knowledge. Well, if they were, then we wouldn't have a job. They wouldn't need us. Every time we talk about something, they go, already know that. No, we're meant to make it entertaining. News is boring.

Oh. So why aren't we out of a job? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, I do love when these come across our way and it's where someone is suing a famous artist because they're

saying that they stole their song. Yes. Now look, we hear a lot about these stories and most of the time we roll our eyes and think, you know, nice try. It's just a money grab. This situation is different. Let me tell you the story. So a it's just a money grab. This situation is different. Let me tell you the story. So a guy named Josh Stone wrote a song called You Need It, I Got It, okay, two years ago,

back in, no, three years ago, 2017. Now, it sounds like if you're an Ariana Grande fan, you would know Seven Rings. She says, I want it, I got it. He sung You Need It, I Got It. Now, it is basically the same words. It's the same kind of sound. And this guy pitched that song to her record label, Universal, two years before and met with one of their producers. Yep, in 2017, he met with Tommy Brown,

pitched the song to Tommy Brown, who is one of the people that worked on Ariana's song on her album. So actually, there's a lot of reasons why this could be one of the actual... He's going to get paid. He's going to get paid. We've got the clips. We've got the clips here. Yeah, so this is Ariana's one, as we know.

I got it. That's the one that has been listened to hundreds of millions of times and it's probably worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And this is Josh's one. He's getting paid. He is 100% getting paid. People have been paid on less than that. Like it has just been a little melody in the background,

but he's got the same sentence structure. He's even got the same like cadence. It's got everything within it. What one would you pick? Yeah. Which one do you like better? Like if I had to put one on at a party. Yeah.

Well, I would have said Ariana, but now that I know the original, you know, like out of respect, I'll be bumping this this weekend. It's all for the profit. You sniff it. We'll pop it. You want it?

I got it. You need it? I got it. Your girl, she tops it. That's the latest. Thanks to our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Live out of Los Angeles. Free and Clint.

At the end of last year. Was it our last day? It was our last day, right? Last day. What a day it was. I paid my dues and I stepped up like a man. Oh, well, don't pretend like you're a hero. You ate some cat food.

And I ate some cat food because the Friends reunion didn't get announced. Oh, my God, he's done it. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God. Bit dramatic. Bit dramatic. I was eating salmon pate cat food from a can.

Could be worse. Well, how? Could be like, you know, blended sheep's testicles or something. Yeah, it could always have been blended sheep's testicles. You're right. I still believe that even though the announcement hasn't been made of a reunion, it's still coming. Why? I'm sick of talking about this.

Only because. You're wrong. No, I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. You are wrong. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. I was just slightly out with my timing.

And there's evidence to back me up. Thank you very much. Oh, here we go again. According to a new report from US site Deadline. Oh, yep. They're so reliable. I've never been to their site, but they've quoted in this, so they must be legit.

Discussions about a proper Friends reunion special on HBO Max are on hold. They're on hold because of money, which means it's stalled, which means it was coming and it's just broken down kind of thing. And so I was just off. And I reckon, way back when, when I said there'll be a friends reunion announced before the end of the year, I reckon they planned to, but then things got dragged out. So I reckon when I had the prediction, I was right. It's just things got elongated. I love how in your brain you go to such lengths

to not be wrong. Like you never want to be wrong so much that you will drag something out. I've eaten cat food alright so you can just bloody hear me out thank you very much. Apparently the reason that it's broken down is because of money and the money

issue is there's an amount that the network want to pay for their reunion. And there's an amount of money that the stars want for their reunion. And apparently the difference between the two. There's a lot of apparently's in this. Apparently, the difference between the two is in the eight-figure ballpark, which means 10 million plus. They want more than 10 million more than what the... But I say pay it.

I say just pay it. It's bloody Friends Union. What else are we going to watch? I say pay it. Who cares? Because I need to be right. It's not because I need to be right. I just go, if TV as a medium is failing

and you've got the opportunity to put the biggest TV show of all time back on TV... And spend every cent you have. Spend it. Spend the shit out of it. And then go to I don't know, go to Pizza Hut and say sponsor this. And go to Ford and say sponsor this.

And they will. They will because it's a Friends reunion. Do I have to produce this reunion myself? Do I? What is this? From Gunther's publicist. Oh yeah, we tried to get Gunther on the show at the end of last year. James Michael Taylor does not have details on the Friends reunion and does not feel like he would have enough to say. Well, that doesn't help me at all.

Why are you giving me that? They're never ever going to pay $10 million each for one lousy, crappy episode. Why not? Because. They're big money people. Who wants to watch one episode? I'd rather none at all.

The whole world. The whole world. I'd rather none at all. Would you watch it? I don't know. Yes, you would. No, because I wouldn't want it ruined. Yes, you would.

If it was one episode. You'd not watch it. You love Friends. If it was one episode. One episode, yeah. You are so full of it if you say you wouldn't watch it. I don't know. No.

Now who wants to be right? Also, Jennifer Aniston put a photo on Instagram on the weekend of her and the other two, Phoebe and Monica. You don't even know their names. Why are we listening to you? She's keeping the publicity up. You know, the other characters. What's her name?

Shebe. What's her name? Shebe. What's her name? Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

Yesteryear? Yesteryear? Yesteryear When the light bulb was invented Last year Brie was so bad at the one second song challenge That we had to change how it works this year Whoa Geez, Brie

I didn't feel like we were being that savage But alright So last year we were each going separately We were going into soundproof spaces So we could play with the same songs Yeah, yeah, yeah So last year we were each going separately. We were going into soundproof spaces so we could play with the same songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This year we're going to play head-to-head, Brie, and we've got special buzzers in the studio.

I know. Should we test the buzzers? Yeah, producer Ben, can we test our buzzers? We can? All right, you go for yours first. Country Queensland. Oh, she's a bit delayed on the old buzzer. I can see it here, though, don't worry. Rigged.

And my buzzer sounds like I did get Botox. Oh, that's a bit delayed on the old buzzer. I can see it here, though. Don't worry. Rigged. And my buzzer sounds like I did get Botox. Oh, that was really quick. Okay, but you try one more time. Country Queensland. Yeah, got him. Nice. All right. All right.

Okay. So what are we doing? Are you going to play the songs and then we buzz in? Yeah, just as soon as you recognise it, just buzz in. Okay. And then I'll give you a guess. Let's get Bronwyn on first. Bronwyn, who do you think is going to win the first one second song challenge of the year?

I'm hoping it's you guys. I'm hoping. It might be different. The rules have changed, so you never know. It could be different. But yeah, I'll play for you, Bronwyn. That means Liam Bree's playing for you. If she wins, then you get a $50 mobile fuel card.

Sorry, Liam. Oh, no. Hey, the rules have changed. I could be really good. You don't know. It's no. Hey, the rules have changed. I could be really good. You don't know. It's true. Yeah. Okay, let's give this a go.

You can do it, Bree. Thank you, mate. Cheers. Hands on buzzers. Let's get ready. I feel like my buzzer's delayed. I don't want to be there. Do you want to try it one more time?

Do you want to try it one more time? Okay, hang on. Now go. Go, go, go. Country Queensland. It's very delayed. But I can see it here. Okay.

Don't worry. I think the sound effect is delayed, but the results on the screen. I can see it straight away. Because I need all the help I can get. Okay, here we go. Here we go. All right. When you're ready, Ben, hit off the first one. Country Queensland.

Aqua Barbie Girl. That is correct. Nice work. All right. Yeah, you got it? All right. Next one, Ben. Country Queensland.

Oh, but what? Oh, yeah, that goes to Bree there. Justin Bieber. Yummy. That is also correct. Nice work, mate. All right, when you're ready, Ben, the next one. Dickie Botox.

Oh, that goes to Clint. Clint, what's that one? Dua Lipa. That is correct. Nice. All right, that goes to Clint. Clint, what's that one? Do a leaper. That is correct. Nice. All right, Ben. And next one. I did get Botox.

One Direction. Yes, that is correct. That is correct. Nice work. All right, and the next one. Country Queensland. Billie Eilish. That is correct.

Nice work. How many do I have to get to win? Oh, yeah. What are we playing to? Yeah, no, that's a great point. There is nine. So we've had three. Brie.

And then we've had Clint. And then we've had Clint and Brie. So it's three, two. So I'm on three. Clint's on two. Yeah. Yeah, that's correct. All right.

Next one. I did get Botoxed. Oh, that was Clint. I hit that next one. Do be reminded that from me. I did get Botox. Oh, that was Clint. Hit that buzzer like six times. Me too. That was my mistake. It's a few technicals to work out with the buzzers. Yeah, we're working this out.

I'm going to go with Adele. I'm going to say that was an Adele song. That is correct, yes. I feel like I was in first there. Go back to the cameras on that. It's currently three all. All right, and the next one. Go, Ben.

I did get Botox. That's Clint And the next one. Go, Ben. That's Clint. That's correct. All right. And hit it. Oh, I didn't even hear it. I just busted. Anastasia.

No, that's incorrect. All right, yeah, Clint, you can have a free guess. Lady Gaga. That is correct. I didn't even hear it. And I think that might be the game to Clint there. Oh, it is. I called it BS on that because I definitely buzzed in first on the Adele one.

But, you know, okay, whatever. I like my buzzer. Yeah, because it works. Bronwyn, we've got $50 of mobile fuel for you. Congratulations. Hey, thank you so much. That's awesome. Well done.

My buzzer's still not working. I don't have one, but I have had a lot of pets in the past, and you've got cats, two cute cats, which, I mean, your wife's at home these days looking after Tui, so they wouldn't be lonely. The cats? Yeah, they're with, you know, Tui and your... Cats aren't generally lonely either. Yeah, they don't really give a crap, do they?

They're pretty, what's the word, aloof? They really don't give a shit. No, they don't. No, they don't. But you get home from a holiday, and you're like, oh, I can't wait to see the cats. They're like, hey. Oh, they must have missed us. And you walk in, and they're like, oh, I can't wait to see the cats. They're like, oh, they must have missed us. And you walk in and they're like, I don't give a crap.

Are you feeding me? Can I have some food? Because then I'll care, but otherwise. Dogs are totally different. And I get why people get upset when they have to leave their dogs at home. And sometimes people leave the TV on. I've seen people leave the radio on. A dog might be listening right now.

If you are, what's your message for him? Don't wee on any furniture because you will be in trouble when you only get time. And that's sage advice from Bree. Or as you know her, weird radio lady. It's interesting though because Spotify have thought about this and they've actually made playlists for your animals. I did this this morning. Yeah.

I gave it a go, yeah. Because there's certain ones for cats and then they've made ones for dogs, obviously. No, do you know how they do it? What? You go on and you use the app within Spotify and pick your animal and then you use a slide bar

to work out the characteristics and the attributes pick your animal and then you use a slide bar to work out the characteristics and the attributes of your animal and it personalises that playlist. And it puts a playlist together because like humans, obviously they'd have a certain taste in music, wouldn't they? It tries to figure out, my cat doesn't really like people that much and so it put this playlist together. Half the playlist was just white noise. Well, that says a lot about your cats.

Yeah, so it's all different depending on the animal, which is kind of cool. But it had all these other different facts about animals, which I found quite interesting. So apparently eight in ten people believe their pets actually like the same music as they do. Yeah, you would say that. Do you reckon that's true? When's the last time you gave the animal the ox cord

and told it to put on whatever it wants? Yeah, put on your favourite playlist. Yeah. Yeah, Fido. Oh, he loves what I listen to. Anyway, I thought we could do something this afternoon where I've gathered what I think would be some of the best songs you could add to a dog's playlist.

Sure, okay. So let's go with dog. And, of course, I mean, this is a given, number one on the dog playlist, Baja Men. Who let the dogs out? Dogs love it. Do they? I think it actually makes them so crazy. Or is it a bit reductive?

Are they like, oh, my God, you think that's all we are? You think we're interested in the Baja Men? Excuse me. I think they're into it. They're not into that. What do dogs love? What are some of the dogs' favourite things? Tennis balls.

And what else? What do they like to chew on? Actual balls. No. Bones. Bones. Bones. So why not some Rag and Bone men?

Yeah, I can see that that works. I feel like that would be good. They want to, you know, we all enjoy old school, so we've thrown in some Elvis Presley. Don't turn your nose up at this. This is in the same category as the Baja Men. It's too reductive. It's too overly simplistic, you know? Okay, all right.

You know? Just because it says dog in the song, lady, doesn't mean I'm going to like it. Yeah, well, I disagree. All right, what about we finish off Who Doesn't Love Florence and the Machine. Imagine a dog trying to clap along. Dog paws.

And I think probably my favourite one for the dog playlist would be this ripping tune. Why would a dog like Los Lobos or whoever sings this, the Macarena? It's just a fantastic song. Who doesn't like the Macarena? You got me there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my playlist. Yeah, that was it. Did you want to do what you were going to do?

What was it? Weren't you going to ask people to help you build your dog playlist? That's right. I feel like you've gone off it. I've gone off it. Let's move on. Tear sacks on. Brie and I, before the show today,

watched Paris Hilton's new cooking show. I love Paris Hilton. I'm sorry. I know there's people out there who think this and that, but I think she's great. Yeah. I think she's so funny. You used the words genius.

Yeah, I think she, you know, she was the beginning of the social media influencer. She created that. And if you watch that documentary on Netflix, I think it's called American Meme. Yeah, it is. I think that. And if you watch that documentary on Netflix, I think it's called American Meme. Yeah, it is. I think that's what it's called. They talk about that and they talk about how Kim Kardashian

was her assistant and etc, etc. Yeah. But it's quite interesting. I just think you're playing a bit fast and loose with the word genius. There's a reason she's still so rich. Yeah, because her dad invented the Hilton hotel chain. No, it's because of the tape she made. No, it's, she's still so rich. Yeah, because her dad invented the Hilton hotel chain. No, it's because of the tape she made.

No, it's because she's an heiress to a multi-million dollar fortune. I mean, yes, but also no. Anyway, she's got a new cooking show. And Brie doesn't think it's real. And I am happy to believe that it is real because I think it's so good. I think she's taken the piss. So it's just on YouTube. And the first episode is out where Paris cooks a lasagna,

and it's the worst. You've got to admit, as an Italian, you should be offended by the lasagna that she cooked. I am very offended by it, but, you know, she did her best. She walked into the kitchen holding a chihuahua, wearing motorbike gloves, and she doesn't know where any of the utensils are for her cooking show. She said she'd never cooked in that kitchen before.

No. Hey, Producer Ben, while we're chatting, can you see if you can find the Paris Hilton single she released? Oh, yeah. What was it called? What was that song called? I know it. It's so good.

I want to reminisce on that. Stars Are Blind. Stars Are Blind. Even though the stars are crazy Even though the stars are blind Did she only ever release one single? She released a whole album Did she? But that was the lead single

That was the big one, yeah You look for Paris Houghton Stars are blind This is a clip from Paris' new cooking show Cooking with Paris What do you guys all know On Twitter right now? About to film a new YouTube video

Of me cooking my infamous lasagna. Hashtag cooking with Paris. Hashtag chef Paris. Hashtag Paris lasagna. No. Actually, do not use the hashtag Paris lasagna. It sounds beyond. Hashtag Paris sausage.

Actually, don't use that. Infamous lasagna. Did she mean famous? My famous lasagna Actually, don't use that. Infamous lasagna. Did she mean famous? My famous lasagna? I don't know. What did the lasagna do to gain a level of infamy? You be nice to her, please. The whole show, the whole time we were watching it,

and this is not to rag on you, this is meant to rag on Paris Hilton, Brie's going, you've got to give it to her though. She is hot. She looks so good. You've got to admit, she looks... How old is she? I reckon 38. Would she be 38? Paris Hilton age. Yeah, she's 38.

She's about to turn 39. She's in good neck. I mean, that's what millions of dollars buys you. Ben, do we have the Paris Hilton song? Yeah, we do. Yeah, it's this one. Because I don't find too many guys that treat me like you do. Those other guys don't want to take me for a ride.

But when I walk this high... Here we go. This should be the chorus. Or not. You could have just got us a chorus. Sorry, man. I appreciate it. Here it comes.

Here it is. Here it is. Even though the guys are crazy Even though the stars are blind If you show me real love, baby, I'll show you mine You have to give it to her. She might not have done everything better than the Kardashians, but she can sing better than Kim Kardashian. Is this better than the Kim Kardashian single? Have you heard it?

Ben, can you get us the Kim Kardashian? Get us the Kim Kardashian one? Over the holidays, I ran into a pretty awkward chat with one of my younger cousins. Oh, yeah? Like, and she's one of my distant cousins. It's not like a first or a second cousin. She's like... Did she find your TikTok account?

No, she didn't. She's like, Bray, I seen you're on TikTok. Aren't you in your 30s? Shut up. You're on it too. And you're older than me. Yeah. Anyway, she.

I'm on it ironically though. Yeah, I bet. She's 10 or 11, this girl. And she's lovely. And she's very confident, chatty. And for some reason, I don't know where everyone else was, but it was me and her and we're sitting in the living room and she started talking to me and I was like, you know, how's

school? How's everything going? Yeah. And she started to chat to me about, you know, different things and she started to talk to me about boys. Oh. Which was cute. Yeah.

Yeah. And I talked to her about that. I covered that chat really well. And then she started talking. You didn't give her the talk, did you? No, no, no, no, no, no. She just was telling me about this boy at school that she likes. Oh, that's good, yeah.

Which is cute. But speaking of the talk, that didn't get brought up. But something else did. What? Yeah. She said to me, she's like, oh, something happened to me a couple of days ago and mum said that it happens to all of us girls. Yeah, oh, yeah.

And I was like, oh, no. How old is this girl? I think she's 11. I'm pretty sure she's 11 or she's turning 11. Yeah. Yeah, she'd be 11. And I was like, oh, no, I know what this chat's about. And she goes, oh, I joined the adult ladies club a couple of days ago.

Oh, good for her. And I said, great. You know, it all happens to us. Now you're just a part of the club. Nothing wrong with it whatsoever, obviously. No, no. I would be hugely uncomfortable if she had chosen me as the cousin to have the conversation, but she didn't.

She chose you. Yeah, and I still found myself to be a little bit uncomfortable because I don't know her all that well. You're not a parent, so you don't know. I'm not a parent of that level either. I'll have to have that conversation with my daughter one day too. But see, I didn't know what her mum had told her. I felt like it wasn't my place to tell her anything.

And then she started asking me questions. Yeah. And that's when the started asking me questions. Yeah. And that's when the conversation really went south. Yeah. So she goes to me, she said, oh, you know, mum hasn't really told me all that much. She's told me bits and pieces. She's like, how long does yours last?

Yeah. And I said, oh, you know, generally like, you know, give or take five, six days-ish. Maybe sometimes a week for some people. Did you tell her that you're an absolute monster during that time? No. I didn't want to bring that into it. No, okay.

The look on her face when I said six days to a week, she goes, what? Oh! Was she thinking that it was just like she thought she thought it was like because that when you cut yourself you put a plaster on type thing and yeah it stops after she didn't she didn't realize that it was a week for a week and the look on her face she's like what do you mean it goes for a week she started to freak out and then i was like oh my god her mom's gonna kill me and then i was like she needs to know God, her mum's going to kill me. And then I was like, she needs to know this stuff. She's going to know. She'll figure it out. If she's joined the club, she's going to figure it out.

She'll figure it out. Anyway, so I kind of was like, you know, it can be less than that. It can be less. And then she's like, she goes, oh, but it's fine because it's only once and then like once a year and then it's fine. Once a year? She thought it was once a year? She thought it was once a year and then I had to break it to her

that it was every month. See, you guys got so ripped off. When God was giving out things that happened to people, he really just said to you guys, you take all the shit stuff. Literally. Oh, this poor girl. Childbirth, you have that. Yeah, no, you can deal with that.

Because I remember what that felt like when I found out all this information and it sucked so bad because I love sport and I was like, oh, that's going to impact my sport and all this. And she goes to me, she's like, I was fine with it when it was once a year for a couple of days, but this once a month crap I can't deal with. Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Back by unpopular demand.

Despite all the audience surveying saying, can this segment? We refuse to do so, and we will punish your ears for another year with our Friday karaoke segment Fridayoke, where we take a song and we both do it. We spend 15 minutes with a professional audio producer. It's not long

enough. We play the results and then you decide who takes out this week's round of Friday Okie. Exactly. We've got a new thing involved with Friday Okie this year where you guys actually get to pick the song. Yeah, on a Thursday we'll chuck up two options. We'll pick one each and you guys vote on it. Which is what we did yesterday.

So Clint picked a song, I picked a song and then you guys voted for which one you wanted to hear the most. 60% of the votes said we need to do Lizzo's Juice. So we have. We've both done Lizzo's Juice. And because it was Bree's choice, that means Bree goes first. Is that what we decided? Is that how we figured it out?

I never remember. It's okay. Just play whatever one. Okay, here's Bree's one. You're going to hear hers and then you're going to hear mine and then we want five people to call through and pick who wins Friday O'Keefe. Okay? All right, let's do it.

Another year of this. Good luck, everybody. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Don't say it because you know I'm cute. Oh, baby. Louie down to my drawers. They'll be all on my shoes. Oh, baby.

I've been dripping so much sauce. Gotta be looking like Ragu. Oh, baby. Lit up like a crystal ball. That's cool, baby. So is you. That's how I roll. If I'm shining, everybody gonna shine

Yeah, I'm gold I was born like this, don't even gotta try Now you know I'm like Chardonnay, get better over time Now you know Could you say I'm not the baddest bitch? You lie It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose

Gotta blame it on the goose Gotta blame it on my juice, baby It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose. Gotta blame it on the goose. Gotta blame it on my juice, baby. It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news. I'm the pudding and the proof. Gotta blame it on my juice. Yeah, yeah, eat. Yeah, yeah, eat. Yeah, yeah, eat.

Yeah, yeah, eat. Blame it on my juice. Blame it. Blame it on my juice. Yeah, yeah, eat. Yeah, yeah, eat. Yeah, yeah, eat. Yeah, yeah, eat. Blame it on my juice. Blame it. Blame it on my juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Blame it on my juice. Blame it. Blame it on my juice, baby. It's such an incredibly hard song to sing. I have no idea why you chose this for us. I didn't realise it was so hard. All right, there's Breeze. I won last year, so I'm happy to take an L on the first game of the year.

Like, if you want to just take the free point and we don't play mine. Oh, well, don't give me the sympathy votes. I want to win because I was the best. I'm not bringing you a free point, and mine never has to see the light of day. That's just your option. What, you're saying we shouldn't play yours? I'm just giving you... No, that's not how the game goes.

Come on. Just remember that I gave you that chance, okay? Okay. Here's my Lizzo. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Don't say it because I know I'm cute. Ooh, baby. Louie down to my drawers.

LV all on my shoes. Ooh, baby. I be dripping so much soul. It's got a beard looking like ragu. Ooh, baby. Lit up like a crystal ball. That's cool, baby. So is you. That's cool, baby, so is you

That's how I roll If I'm shinin', everybody gonna shine Yeah, I'm goals I was born like this, don't even gotta try Now you know I'm like Chardonnay, get better over time So you know And you say I'm not the baddest

Bitch, you lie It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose. Gotta blame it on the goose. Gotta blame it on my juice, baby. It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news. I'm the pudding and the proof. Gotta blame it on my juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Blame it on my juice, baby. Blame it on my juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blame it on my juice, baby. Blame it on my juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blame it on my juice, baby. Blame it on my juice, yeah. Not all songs are made for everybody, okay? I appreciated it.

I feel like you and I struggled in the same parts. Oh, what, from the start? No, I feel like there was some more right there. Someone texted and said, honestly, you don't realise how good the original of this song is until you hear covers like this. We're so sorry. This is what we do.

We do that and then you get to vote. So the phone lines are now open. You can call 0800-DAL-ZM and you can choose who wins the first karaoke of the year. Bring on the feedback. We need your feedback to get better. Which I don't think is possible, but we'll take the feedback on the text machine as well. 9696.

I just said, that was effing horrific. I don't care if you're here. Brie and Clint. Friday-okey. Friday-okey! We go head-to- head singing songs. This year you're choosing the song. This year the pressure's off us. We just nominate songs and then you guys vote on them on our Instagram story.

Because we want to know which songs you want to hear us destroy. 60% of you said that this week you wanted to hear us do Lizzo's Juice and that sounded like this from brie yeah yeah like i said some songs aren't for everybody. We've got five calls here ready to pick a winner. All right, let's go. Let's start with AJ. AJ, g'day, mate. G'day, mate. G'day, mate.

How you going? Happy New Year. Good to have you back on the show, AJ. Who are you voting for for Friday Oaky? I'm sorry, Clint. It's going to have to be Brie. Cheers, my G. Appreciate that.

No problems whatsoever. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. What are you thinking, Hayley? Who have you got this week? Brie smashed it. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. What are you thinking, Hayley? Who have you got this week? Bree smashed it.

How do you think, Bree? Thank you, mate. I feel like Lizzo was inside. Oh, no, I probably shouldn't say that. Oh, it'd be all right, actually. It would be all right, yeah. It might. Appreciate that, Hayley. I mean, if you invite her in.

If it's consented. It'd be totally fine. Joseph's here. G'day, Joe. G'day, Joe. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, mate. You sound upset.

No, no. The opposite. I'm so glad this is still here. Oh, okay. You guys, you always sounded disappointed. Is it because it makes you feel better about yourself, Joe? No, I sound great. This does nothing to me.

Okay, sweet. Who's your vote for for Friday Oki this week? Is it Bree or is it me? Sorry, Clint. It's for Bree. Yes, Joey! It's 3-0. Come on, Casey.

Well, it's game over, but we'll go through it anyway. Hi, Casey. How's it going? G'day, mate. Who are you voting for? What are you thinking? I'm sorry, Clint, but you just weren't quite right there. My vote's going for Bree.

I've had a blinder! Is it a down trail, though? Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hello've had a blinder! Is it a down trowel, though? Sophie, hi, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hello! What are you thinking this week, Soph? Hands down you, Bree.

You smashed it. She's got it! Congratulations. Well done. Thank you, mate. The first victory of the year goes to Bree for Friday, Oki. I should have known the writing was on the wall when the second text message we got in was, my four-year-old daughter wants to know the writing was on the wall when the second text message we got in was, um,

my four-year-old daughter wants to know if the man on the radio is in pain. It did sound like you were in pain. I feel like Lizzo and I just mesh well.

Yeah? Yeah. She, yeah? She's just my girl. Okay, cool. Well, that's one nil for the year so far on Friday Oaky.

Appreciate all your votes, guys. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's, guys. Bree and Clint. A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for a Friday. We take your birthdays and we figure out what was actually number one on your 16th.

Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. What's your birthday, Jess? 13th of the 1st, 1995. Well, happy birthday for the other day. Thank you. You were 16 in 2011 on the 13th of Jan. And Jess, this is your birthday banger.

To hold it against me. I stand my heart to speeding love. Banger. This is Britney. Britney Spears, Hold It Against Me. What year are we talking? 2011, the comeback. God, could she still get to number one

in 2011? She must have. With a song like this? Yeah. What do you think, Jess? I mean, it could have been better. It's no toxic, is it? You've got late career Britney Spears.

Hey, Gimme Gimme More was not bad. Yeah, it was all right. I quite liked that one. Yeah. This one was definitely an album track. It's no Hold It Against Me. Wait there, Jess. We'll see if yours is the winner in a minute.

Hi, Anne-Marie. Hi, Anne-Marie. Hi. I believe we've got a very similar birthday, so I think you're going to have the same birthday banger as me. Oh, here's hoping, eh? Yeah, I hope so. What's your birthday?

It's the 5th of January, 1989. All right, you were 16 in 2005 on the 5th of January, and this is your birthday banger. Mario. Tune. Let Me Love You. That's a good song. Yeah.

Such a good song. Hey, congratulations on turning 30 the other day as well, Anne-Marie. 31 the other day. Oh, 31. 31. Oh, you're a year older than Bree. Yeah. Ah.

Oh, well, congratulations on 31. Good. Okay, cool. Good tune. Good tune. Andy. Hey, Andy. Hi, Andy.

Hey. What's your birthday? Birthday's the 29th of August, go. Good tune, good tune. Andy, hey, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hey. What's your birthday? Birthday's the 29th of August, 1985. All right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 29th of August, and this was Top of the Chart. I don't think you're ready for this, dear. I don't think you're ready for this, dear. I don't think you're ready for this.

My body's so good and this shit's why you're mad. Destiny's Child and Bootylicious. This is them at their peak. Yeah, I sort of know that one. Yeah, it's a good song. Okay, wait there, Andy. We've got to make a decision. So we've got three great songs.

Hold it against me. Let's not argue today. I'm going to say... Let's just say it at the same time, okay? All right. All right, three, two, one. Hold it against me. They, okay? All right. All right. Three, two, one. Hold it against me. We're not playing that song. Britney Spears' Hold It Against Me.

We're not playing it. It's a classic. It's what the people want. All right. If I go with you, though, can we have on record that I didn't drive this choice? No, I was just joking. No one needs to hear that. It'll ruin their weekend.

Andy, you win birthday banger. Congratulations. Good choice, good choice. Nice work, Andy. I don't think they can handle this. Bye. I don't think you can handle this? I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too good and it's just for you, baby I don't think you're ready for this jelly

I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too good and it's just for you, baby Move your body up and down Make your booty touch the ground I can't help but wonder why Your mind's a population for your ass I shake my jelly at every chance

When I whip with my hips, you slip into a trance I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have Now let's cut a rug while we get to get some jazz I don't think you're ready for this, Kelly. I don't think you're ready for this, Kelly. I don't think you're ready for this. My body's too bootyless just for you, baby. I don't think you're ready for this, Kelly. I don't think you're ready for this, Kelly. I don't think you're ready for this. My body's too bootyless just for you, baby.

Zed and Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger from Destiny's Child, somehow beating the Britney Spears classic Hold It Against Me. I don't know how. You know what this song reminds me of? What? Destiny's Child somehow beating the Britney Spears classic Hold It Against Me. I don't know how. You know what this song reminds me of? What? Being in a really dark nightclub and just having sweaty people just rub all over you. Brie heard this come on before and she goes,

I don't think Britney was in the best state when she put this together. Poor Brittany. What year was it? 2011, you said. Oh, because when did she shave her head? 2007. Yeah. Yeah.

So, a bit after. She was still not in the best head space. Yeah. All right, well, that's depressing, isn't it? Wait for the drop, though. You didn't vote for this. You don't for the drop, though. You didn't vote for this. You don't deserve the drop. No, but other people do.

Who? People listening. Don't take it away from them. No caps. Don't miss it. Don't miss it. That was a bit underwhelming, wasn't it? That's such a shit drop.

Bree and Clint. I was reading this article on an Australian real estate website this morning. Not one of my usual. I was going to say your website this morning. Not one of my usual. I was going to say your normal reading list. Not one of my dailies, but I ended up there. And they've put together a list of rude Australian place names. Oh, I can see where this is going. These are all places that I believe 100, 200 years ago got their name

and the thing that it's called didn't mean what it means now. You know what I mean? In which case, I'm a firm believer in changing the name of your town. Move with the times. Don't just go, well, that's why Grand Puppy named it and so that's what it's going to be called forever. It says a Kiwi. So maybe you don't know the meaning behind some of these.

Okay, sure. I've got a list of the places here. All right. I was going to ask you if you've been to these places, but no, I'd rather know if you know the meaning of the place. Okay, well, I don't think I will. Do you know, and there's quite a few here, so you might know one or two. Do you know the meaning of the Australian town Six Mile Knob?

Six Mile Knob? Where is it? Which state? Oh, don't ask me that. I didn't put those notes in. It's probably, I'm going to assume, I'm going to assume that it's a road because they like to do this in Queensland.

It's a road that would go for a six mile straight stretch and it would probably hit, when it finishes it would probably hit a hill, which they call the knob. Yeah. So is it appropriate to call it six mile knob? Yeah, I mean it's not the best name, is it? Yeah, sure, we can do that.

Not the best name. What about Booty Island? Booty Island. I think that's fine. These are all real places in Australia, by the way. What about Booby Island? Booby Island? Are you sure it's not Briby Island?

No, it's 100% Booby Island. Booby Island. No, but I'd love to visit. Yeah, I think you would. If you'd love to go to Booby Island, I think you'd love a trip to Bushy Island. Nah, I don't like the bush. No, not Cam, Bushy Island. There's a street called Butt Street.

I'm sure we've all got a butt street somewhere. Yeah, everyone's got a butt street. Oh, Dingleberry Creek. Yeah, because you know what dingleberries mean. It means poo dags hanging off your butt, doesn't it? Yeah, off a sheep. It's probably appropriate. There's probably a lot of sheep there.

You think there's sheep farming in place? Yeah, probably. It is appropriate. Okay, what about Muff Creek? Muff Creek. No, I can't explain that. Oh, I hear Muff Creek's a beautiful place. You can drink directly from it. Can you? Yeah, the water't explain that. Oh, I hear Muff Creek's a beautiful place. You can drink directly from it.

Can you? Yeah. Yeah, the water's crystal clear. What about Dirty Dick Creek? Well, I know why that probably got the name. Have you been to Dirty Dick Creek? Oh, not in Australia. No.

These are real. If you're looking at writing, if you're in the middle of penning your BSA complaint, by the way, these are real towns in Australia. No. These are real. If you're looking at writing, if you're in the middle of penning your BSA complaint, by the way, these are real towns in Australia. So if you complain, that's racist to Australia. What about Knutsford? Knutsford. K-U-N-T-S-ford.

Knutsford. No, I've never heard of it. No, Knutsford. What about Mount Blowhard? Do you reckon there's a person that was... Producer Ellie just had kittens because she thought I was going to say something else. Why? What did you think he was going to say?

No, don't say it. No, don't say it. Why not? What about Repulse Bay? Repulse Bay? Repulse Bay? That's pretty fairly standard compared to some of the stuff on this list. What about Cockulse Bay? Repulse Bay? Repulse Bay? That's pretty fairly standard compared to some of the stuff on this list. What about Cockburn Patch?

I feel attacked. You would. In the last place, rude place names in Australia. You can visit all these places if you want to. The last place on the list is a place called Bald Knob. I've actually been there. Have you? Yeah.

It's a delightful spot. Yeah. Yeah, don't fall over. It's quite hard. I've got a spooky haunted doll story for you, and that's what you're going to get. So this is over in Texas. A mum has talked about online how her daughter's haunted doll

kept reappearing at their house despite throwing it out a number of times. Right. So essentially they got this doll. It was an Elsa doll from the children's movie Frozen. The daughter got it as a present back in 2013. It was one of those dolls where if you pressed her necklace, she would sing Let It Go.

Oh, yes. Let it go. Let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. I mean, that's terrifying in itself. I know. I got sick of this song enough with it just being on the radio. Imagine if your kid had a doll that could play it at the

push of a button. Bad idea. So the doll did sing Let It Go in English for a number of years, but after two years, the doll mysteriously just started singing Let It Go in Spanish. You say spooky, I say what a refreshing change

Maybe she just always had the talent She just never wanted to share it She was never comfortable enough to let it out Creepy though Yeah but that can be explained Like they probably have the files loaded in there And if it's a cheap production It probably just switched file I don't know I feel like science can explain that part of the spooky story okay

well can science explain this uh after getting freaked out by the doll singing in spanish and then english and then the doll would just go off whenever even when it wasn't pressed they decided to throw the doll out into the bin um which the doll would always return a couple of weeks later after being thrown out, which they thought the daughters might have been going out into the bin and getting it. Or the dog loves it. Or the dog loves it. Yeah, maybe.

So they decided one morning as the garbage truck was turning up, they went out, they threw the doll into the garbage truck. See you later. We've seen it. It's gone into the truck. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Nope.

Two weeks later, there she was in the backyard just singing Let It Go. It's at that point that you get a can of petrol and you pour it on Elsa and you set Elsa, the haunted doll, on fire because you don't need that kind of bad juju in your house. Nah. You know? Get rid of it. Just let it go.

No. Radio. Ha. Man, we're good. For a bit there, I was like, man, are we going to get a zinger all the way out? Radio Kung Fu. And then, bam, you got me. Snap, bam.

Bree and Clint. I saw something interesting on TikTok the other night, which I didn't know about, but have you ever heard of Netflix extensions? Sorry, that just happens when anyone says Netflix. Here, let me test it. Oh, yeah, you just said it there. Netflix.

Netflix. I'm opening up a couple of tabs. Yeah, I know. Your Netflix is overloaded. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, have you ever heard of that? What, the extension?

Yeah, the extensions. No, I don't know what that is. So there was this guy on TikTok who was talking about this extension where it's called Netflix Party. Yeah. So essentially, you can download this if you've got Google Chrome, which I don't know

if we can do it during the break, but I've sent you the link. Oh, here it is. A new way to watch Netflix together. Netflix Party is a way to watch Netflix with your friends online. Yeah, that's the one. Get Netflix Party for free. So essentially what it does is say you've got, I mean, I'm thinking about maybe a long-distance girlfriend, for example.

How romantic of me. Does my wife know? No, she doesn't know. Okay. But say you and your long-distance girlfriend want to connect by watching a TV program together. Oh, I love this. This is what the world has lost with everything going to streaming is we can't be, because you used to be able to ring each other and you could have TV on and I know you're watching

exactly what I'm watching. Because it's all the same TV. We can laugh at the same thing at the same time. Yeah, it's great. This is a good idea. So this is what Netflix party is where, yeah, you can synchronize video playback and pretty much it also adds in a thing called group chat, which is kind of like a Facebook Live video and you can comment live

as the episode is happening. What a great idea. Yeah, so apparently there can be multiple, multiple people watching at one time. Yeah, I've just done it. You just have to add it as an extension to your Chrome browser. Can we backtrack a second? How do you not have Chrome on your computer? I have it on my old laptop.

I just haven't put it on this one. Grow up. I like Safari. What do you mean you haven't put it on? I like Safari. You have to download it. Yeah, no crap. You have to download everything.

Tell me one thing. Okay, well that's up in the show. You're going to say tell me one thing that's good about Google Chrome? Yeah. The thing you're talking about right now. Oh my God. I don't want two browsers. It comes with one.

What about Chromecasting? What about everything good that Chrome does? Chromecasting, boo-hoo. It's not that good. Now, I can't get involved with this because I don't have Chrome. But I'm going to talk about it anyway.