ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 18th 2019

Episode Date: January 18, 2019

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Cool. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hello guys! I'd like to reflect on my favourite bit of content from the show that didn't make the playlist. It was something pitched to us by Brie. It was, get this guys, get this, get this, get this. I was talking to Ross today. Ross Boss. He hasn't owned sunglasses for eight years. I went, cool, yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

I said to her, what do you want to – no idea is a bad idea in a brainstorm. Love your ideas. What do you want to do with it? And she goes, don't know, just thought it was quite good. Podcasters, can you please back me up on this? Is that unusual for a 38-year-old man to not have owned sunglasses for the last eight years. I said to her, he wore sunglasses at my wedding last year.

And she goes, yep, bet he didn't own them though. Prove it. Prove it. I'll find a photo. I'll find a photo. Anyway. Well, you haven't owned sunglasses either. No, I don't own sunglasses.

I've got a great situation. Yeah, you wear your wife's sunglasses. Guys, this is what you've got to do. This is what you've got to do. And it's not as easy as just picking up your't own sunglasses. I've got a great situation. Yeah, you wear your wife's sunglasses. Guys, this is what you've got to do. This is what you've got to do. And it's not as easy as just picking up your wife's sunglasses. You've got to modify your look over time so that you can be androgynous with your sunglasses, okay? You need to be fruity or questionable enough on the sexuality spectrum

that it doesn't matter whether you're wearing men or women's sunglasses. Once you do that, the world is your oyster. You can wear any pair of found sunglasses you like because they don't look weird on you. You've already worn every pair of your wife's one. When you show up wearing a pink pair of Karen Walkers with flowers on the side, they just go, oh, there's Clint. He's doing some weird sunglasses

stuff again. You know? You look on the cusp. I know I do. You know? Intentionally. That's a compliment. Yeah, yeah. why don't Kevin... Who would you turn gay for? I've had this question before. And originally I answered it too fast.

Who'd you go with? We've got to remember it was about 10, 12 years ago. Okay. Right at the height of Lord of the Rings. Oh no. And I went with... Oh no. I went with Smeagol. No, I went with Orlando Bloom. No.

And I don't know why. I think I just tried to think of the most effeminate looking man. Because you wanted to be the dominant in the relationship. Yeah. I don't know who I would go gay for. I don't know. Because I don't know what I'm attracted to. I know when I see a good looking man, I'm like, damn, that's a good looking man. And for me, that's more, I want to to like I know when I see a good looking man I'm like damn that's a good looking man

and for me that's more I want to look like that man right than man I want to be in that man very different very different

what about Jeremy Wells I've got to try and sexualise them oh damn Jeremy Wells I saw a picture of Jeremy Wells with his top off this afternoon I saw that too it's disgusting

disgusting to think that a 42 year old man can look that good. I cannot believe. Honestly, it's offensive to men everywhere. He's 42. Do you believe? You know what he's doing? He's perpetuating negative body image issues for men.

He is like. No, he's setting the bar high. No, no, no. And that's okay. No, he's not. No, it's fine. He's the Victoria's Secret model of men. He's making men feel bad about their body.

That's why so many men wore rash vests to the beach this year. For people who don't know who Jeremy Wells is, because a lot of podcasters probably don't know who that is. You reckon? Yeah, there's a lot of people overseas that listen to this podcast. Google him, baby. Google it. You won't regret it. He's a breakfast radio host

and he is a nightly news presenter as well. And he's just one of those people where you look at them and you're like, how are you so good looking? And you look so young too. I don't get it. Let's just take a moment to appreciate that. There's a picture of him on his Instagram

holding a really big fish. And my wife said to me when it came up in her feed, because she follows him, and she said to me, oh, what a lucky fish. Jump on that hook. Let's hope he never hears this. Here's the podcast, everybody. See you later. Good afternoon, everybody everybody and happy Friday.

How good's Friday feel when it's the first week back at work? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's even better than a normal Friday. You know who I'm thinking about though? Who? Bloody teachers. They're still not back. Are they not back at work?

Nah, they're still not back. They've been listening to this whole week and last week with everyone going back to work and they've just been going, yeah, I've got a lot of lesson planning left to do. Such a good job. I've got to, jeez, I need this extra time. I've got to go and get the classroom ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there any other job that has that many holidays?

The police have a lot of holidays. Yeah, but they do. But they have to have a lot of holidays. They have to have them, yeah, because they do those long shifts. Teachers work hard too. My mum's a teacher. I know you're listening, mum. But also...

Get back to bloody work. How's your holiday going? I saw yesterday her big job was fixing the pool fence. I was like, that is classic. Someone's got to do it. That is classic holiday admin right there. Oh, yeah. Today on the show, we've got a chance for you to score a double pass to George Ezra.

We're going to give that away just before 5 o'clock with a brand new game. Yeah, that's a sold-out show. So this is the only place you can win those. Yeah. Yeah, nowhere else. You can't buy them. Next, though, you want to talk about shoes. Expensive sneakers.

Maybe you're a sneaker connoisseur. Maybe you've got a collection of – you know, people are now investing in sneakers. Yeah. I'll tell you more next. Okay. This is Ariana Grande, Breathin'. Bree and Clint, sit in. Bree and Clint.

The future is here because everyone get ready for the self-lacing shoe. You mean like the Back to the Future one? Yes. Like those exact ones that Marty McFly wore. So they released those. Nike actually released those replicas in 2016, I think. Yeah, but they had like a big weird motor pack on the back of them. Did they?

Yeah, those ones did. Oh, right. And they didn't release many of them. No. It was like a gimmick kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These Nike are releasing for everyone. Okay.

So we can buy these. I don't know when they're going to be in store, but they're talking about they've developed a shoe and it's going to cost $480. I mean, you know, a little bit pricey. I would have thought it would be cheaper because you don't have to pay for any laces. No, but you have to pay for the charging pad that the shoes

have to go onto. Not another thing to charge. Not another thing to charge. Look at my life now. Look at my life now. I've got to charge my phone. I've got to charge my ear pods. Soon I'll have to charge my car.

Now I've got to charge my shoes. So doesn't that defeat the purpose of making it, you know, easier to wear? I guess they would argue that in the future, all your shoes will self-lace. And when you get home, you just put your shoes on the shoe pad. There's a place in your house where you keep your shoes, right? Yeah. So they'd say, well, that would just be a charging area.

They're very cool though. And when you put them on, they don't just lace themselves. They actually suck into the exact measurement of what your foot needs. I'm into that. It's cool. It's very cool. I went down a rabbit hole because I was looking at these shoes and then I was looking at the Back to the Future shoes

that Nike released in 2016. And then I went down this rabbit hole of how much sneakers are worth online. And people are actually now investing in sneakers so they will buy certain pairs of sneakers because the value of certain pairs goes up so much yeah there's some crazy pairs out there yeah like the original pair of yeezys that kanye put out when he was with um nike before he went to eddie desk they're really hard to get that'd be worth that was something stupid yeezys in general are worth a fortune. Like, they're so expensive, those sneakers. Not if you get them from my favourite website, AliExpress.

They're not real. Yeah, but you don't have to tell anybody that. Yeah, because they can tell. I've never looked at a person with Yeezys and thought they were rich, though. I've never thought that. Yeah, because every time I see them, I'm like, well, they're fake. Yeah, you either think they're fake, or you think they're the kind of person

who's dumb enough to spend all their money on a pair of Yeezys and you go, well, you've got nice shoes but I bet you're broke because you spent them all on Yeezys. Pretty much. I found the Nike Back to the Future 2 pair of shoes on eBay. Yeah. They're now going for about $12,500. $12,500 you can buy those for.

And then I started looking at shoes that are worth more than that. So there's a pair of shoes. There was only 10 pairs made in the whole world. They're called the Air Jordan 4 M&M Incarnate shoe. Anyway, they're about $30,000 if you want to buy a pair of those shoes, which is crazy. And then it can go all the way to up until – all the Michael Jordan shoes are the ones

that are worth the most, like up to $100,000 for certain sneakers. You know, Michael Jordan has never declared his political allegiance, like Democrat or Republican, because he's worried it'll affect his shoe sales. Yeah, I know. Crazy, hey? Yeah, a bit dumb too. Well, not dumb, very smart from a business perspective, but a bit of a cop out. Yeah, so all of the Air Jordans, there's

all these different ones and all these people now are investing all of their money into shoes. Yeah. I want to know if there's any of those people in New Zealand. Sneaker heads. Yeah. Are you investing all of your savings into a sneaker collection? Do you have one really expensive pair of

shoes? Yeah. Yeah. And do you wear them? That's what I always wonder. Surely not. But to spend $12,500 on a pair of shoes you won't wear? If you're dropping $30,000 on a pair of shoes, you're not going to wear them tramping, are you? No, you're not going to wear them tramping, but you might wear them to a bar.

Yeah, maybe. Oh, that's just as bad. Get that black goo all over them. Oh, $800 at M. What have you got? What are your shoes like? What's your shoe collection like? What's the most expensive pair of sneakers you own?

Or you can text us 9696. Free and Clint. Nike has released in the last couple of days that they're about to release their first pair of, everyone's able to buy these, are self-lacing shoes. Now releases. All right.

The ones you saw Michael Jackson Michael J Fox wearing back to the future. Yes similar to those but more like normal looking. How much?

$480. Not and it's a lot. Yeah. It's a lot but it's not that much for futuristic shoes especially if they're going to become

collectors items but if everyone can get them then they're not going to become collectors items. No so probably not these. They're probably not going to go up in value.

No, whereas the first ones when they released them in 2016, which looked like the Back to the Future ones, they are now collector items. We're looking for expensive shoes, yeah? How much have you spent on a pair of shoes and how much are they worth now? What have you got? Hi, Sean. Sean.

Hey, how you going? Hey, mate. You're Sneaky Head? Yeah, hey, guys. Yep. You have an Instagram dedicated to your sneakers. Sean How you going? Hey mate You're Sneakerhead? Yeah Hey guys Yep Definitely Sneakerhead You have an Instagram Dedicated to your sneakers Yeah I do

So my Instagram Is actually NZ Sneakerhead Just been Always been into shoes Just Really started to Sort of basketball

And being interested in On court shoes And then it's Sort of flowed off court And now How much money Have you got invested in shoes? How much?

Mate, I'd like to not count. Surely you've got insurance, though. It's a bit scary. Yeah, it's a bit tricky with the insurance with that because, you know, obviously if you have some shoes that are limited edition, it's sort of like, it's almost, I guess, like insuring art, I suppose. They're limited and, you know, you can't really recreate it once it's gone.

Sean, what's the most expensive pair of shoes that you own right now? I guess I've got a few pairs of Kanye West Yeezys. So yeah, at the moment they can fetch up to $1,000 plus if you've got the right style and the most limited colours. Right. Not bad. Not bad. Pretty good.

Let's go and talk to Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi. Samantha, how much have you got spent on shoes? Well, they're not for me. They're for my kids. Of course they are. The most expensive pair I've got for my four-year-old was $220.

And the least I've spent is $90. And I've got for my four-year-old was $220, and the least I've spent is $90, and I've got three small children. I think they've got about 50-odd pairs between them now. Don't... I mean, I don't know how kids work, but don't they only wear them for, like, a couple of months and then they don't fit them anymore? Yeah, if you buy the high tops,

you can get them to fit them for a little bit longer. I've kind of worked that out, but... Or you cut the toe out of the front and you say, you wear them for another year. Also, don't kids like doing things like standing in dog poo and stuff? Yeah, there's certain types of shoes they're allowed to wear, there's certain things. Like Daycare's absolutely K-marked shoes.

There'll be no limited edition Nikes there. Yeah. But yeah, then when they go out somewhere nice, obviously they'll just wear them. But they actually do last really well. Like I've got shoes my four-year-old wore and now my six-month-old, who doesn't walk obviously, but still I'll pop her in some shoes from his collection.

I've just been doing some research into what the most expensive pair of shoes in the world is. Does it exist? Is it the ruby slippers from Wizard of Oz? No, there is a replica pair of the ruby slippers that was created for the anniversary, the 50th anniversary, and they used real rubies. They used 4,600 real rubies. Those shoes are worth $3 million and are the world's second most expensive pair of shoes, according to this list.

The most expensive pair of shoes in the world belong to a lady called Debbie Wiggum and she had them custom made and they are worth 15.1 million dollars what are they two just gold bars that you put their feet into the heels are set with some of the costliest and rarest gemstones in the world like white and pink diamonds why would you put those on your feet what's her name the body of the shoe is crafted from platinum white and the plaque is pure gold. The remainder of the shoes is made of leather but stitched with 24 karat gold stitching.

She obviously doesn't party like I party because she ain't wearing that. They're ugly as crap as well. Really? Honestly, they look like high heel cowboy boots with the toe cut out. They look terrible. I'm sweet as with a the toe cut out. Oh, they look terrible. I'm sweet as with a pair of Vans, to be honest.

Brie and Clint. Time for Spy. To-do-to-do. Spy.com. Dean's in. Oh, Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. How are you? Hello, guys.

Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Dean. Great to have you on the show. Hey, tell us about the Cash Me Outside girl. What's she up to? Oh, remember that awful girl? Cash Me Outside. How about that show. Hey, tell us about the Cash Me Outside girl. What's she up to? Oh, remember that awful girl?

Cash Me Outside, how about that? Remember that awful, awful girl? Cash Me Outside, how about that? Yeah, how could we forget? Yeah, how could we forget? I thought she'd reached a new high when she was nominated for a Billboard Music Award last year. I'm not even kidding. That's not a joke.

She was. Well, now she's releasing her own makeup range, okay? And she has said this. She believes, because she's, you know, very, very confident, that her makeup brand by Denny Albregole, the Catch Me Outside girl, will actually beat the sales of Kylie Jenner's $900 million Kylie campaign, you know, Kylie Cosmetics. I don't, what kind of makeup would Denny Albregole even release?

A red hair hair dye I think Or like Big long Horrible ratchet nails You guys are making Fun of her I think she's genius I think she's fantastic

I think she coined A catchphrase Catch me outside How about that And from there She's gone on to do Talk shows She's got a successful

Music career As Bad Baby Or Bad Barbie Now she's moving Into cosmetics You know the way Things are going She could be president Within 10 years Well in America got a successful music career as Bad Baby or Bad Barbie. Now she's moving into cosmetics. You know, the way things are going, she could be president within 10 years. Well, in America.

That would probably be a step up. Who knows in America. She's the only person who ever walked away from me during an interview. She actually walked off during my interview at the Billboard Music Awards. That's why you don't like her, Dina. Why did she walk off, Dean? Well, I said to her, I thought that question was quite nice. I said to her, you know, a year ago you were just known for your catchphrase and here you are nominated for a Billboard Music Award.

How did you pull that off? Pretty good question, right? She didn't like it. Walked off. Yeah. Hated it. Hey, pretty standard for her, though. Hey, what's happening with Cardi B?

Okay, cool news. You know, if you love Cardi B? Okay, cool news. If you love Cardi B like I do, you're going to see a little bit more of her during the Super Bowl. She has been signed on as the new Super Bowl Pepsi commercial ambassador. This is iconic. Michael Jackson did this, Britney Spears,

Beyonce, and now Cardi B. So during the Super Bowl show, which is kind of like a cool performance and they play like a football game around it. I don't really watch the game. I just tune in for the halftime show. Yeah, yeah. There's a bit of football involved.

Yeah, exactly. It will be Cardi B. Something to the tune of like $3 to $5 million she's getting for this. Good gig. Huge exposure. I can't wait to see it. They needed to get someone like her too

because the last Pipsy ad was that Kendall Jenner one where Kendall Jenner tried to end racism with a can of Pipsy. So, yeah. It went well. Hey, Dean, any word on who is going to be the halftime show? So we know, yes, good question. I think Maroon 5 are still signed on, aren't they? And they're having a lot of trouble finding anyone else to perform with them.

Rihanna's turned it down. Yeah, all of the big names have turned it down. So this time we don't really know. All we know is Maroon 5. Maroon 5. We'll be there in some capacity. Just trying to get someone else. Please, we need someone exciting.

All right, that is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Spies brought to you by Ford, bringing summer, sound and family fun with the Ford Endura SUV. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. We thought we'd do something this year where we reflect on the week, which I think it's important for a lot of people to do that. It's a good way to see, you know, what you really enjoyed

and what you didn't so you don't do those things again or you can do more of that. Like some personal reflection. Yeah. You're saying we do professional reflection so we can get better as a broadcaster. Exactly. Okay, I'm into this.

Yeah, cool, yeah. And who would be better to make those judgements than our producers, Ben and Ellie. Hello guys. Hello guys. Hey, how are ya? This makes me nervous because you guys have a spare hour. No, it's alright. You set us the

challenge earlier in the week. You said make the package, have some fun with it, chuck some highs and lows. Yeah. How's the week been, first of all? How's it been? I mean, it's first week, but everyone's a bit rusty. Look, it's all about balance. Out of 100?

Out of 100? Yeah. Everything in moderation, right? Yeah. Including- There's some ups and downs. Can I say, if you're in a meeting and you're not listening, and if you ever get asked a question,

you can just say, nearly in every situation, it's all about having balance. I learned that from Brie. I actually did. And I've used it so much. It's actually the best. He just used it then. So, alright. What are we going to reflect on first? Well, I thought because it's the first week, we'd chuck some highs and lows in.

Okay, cool. Right. So you can head it off whenever you're ready, mate. Here we go. Hey guys, Producer Ben here. And Producer Ellie here. And this is the first ever Brian Clint highs and lows of the week. We promise we won't sing it, though. We're not going to sing our intro unlike Brian Clint.

Here we are again. 3 p.m. You, me, and I. Don't ever do that again. We're going to start off with a moment from our friend Clint, who didn't really set off the show very well. He really only has one job. I said him.

Brie and Clint, that's Halsey and, well, just Halsey, actually. And without me. Listen to this. You, mate, you still got it. I know. New year, same. Speaking of stumbles, here's another low from our mate Bree, who couldn't quite get the word Jim Beam right.

I want to marry someone with the last name Bean and then call my son Jimmy, little Jimmy Bean. Beam. Oh, Beam. Well done. Oh, I missed that joke. Jim Beam? I'm not a Jim Beam drinker.

Can I get a Jim Bean in Fox? I'm a Jim Beam drinker. Good joke, Bree. Just really wasn't executed correctly. Yesterday, Clint decided to make Brie look a little bit like a dick. Turns out Brie's a lot smarter than we thought she was. What is the formula for Pythagoras' theorem? Oh.

So pi is 3.14. That might not have anything to do. I'm going to say it's A squared plus B squared equals C squared Holy shit you just got that right Did I get it right? Yeah you just got it right Jesse did you know the answer to that one as well?

Yeah I did know the answer to that actually Oh sure you did Jesse I think we can agree that the entire nation was shocked that Brie actually got those questions correct And to round it off let's just listen one last time to Clint getting his armpit waxed. Let's get it over and done with. Tanya is about to pull off the first

bit of wax. 3, 2, 1. Oh! Oh! Oh! That was the hard bit. That was a good one. That was a good one. Yeah! Damn. A lot of lowlights in there. Gotta be honest with you, a lot of lows this week.

Was there a high in there? No, that's okay. You know what they say, only up from here. Exactly. Start low. Things can only get better. Didn't we learn that we shouldn't sing? Cool.

All right. Hey, well done, guys. Thank you very much for that. Thanks, team. Thanks, guys. Bree and Clint. Have you ever had your hand stuck inside something? Yep.

What was it? I don't know. I get my hand stuck in a lot of places. I used to be that guy too. Growing up, I was always that guy. Fences, bottles. Big knuckles. Yeah.

Or just curiosity. Bottles, yeah. Get a finger in like a Coke bottle. Yeah. Yep. There's a story out today about a lady called Megan Davison. Yeah. Now she's married to a very famous footballer who I don't know who he is, but some people who like football will know. His name is Jordan Pickford. He's the goalie for England. Okay.

So he's pretty big deal. She got her finger stuck in her own wedding ring, in her diamond engagement ring. She's pregnant. And so her phalanges are starting to flare up. She's got the old prego swallow going on. You know how some people get full body pregnant? Yeah. And some people, I saw a picture the other day of a lady who was eight months pregnant. And you go

girl power. But she had gym gear on and the only place she was pregnant right in front of her. Her stomach. Just, but not even all of it. Just right down low, right in the pregnant bit,

that bit was pregnant. From behind, she was off to CrossFit. Couldn't even tell. Couldn't even tell. I hope I'm that person, but I know I'm going to be the other person. Yeah.

Anyway, anyway, she's full body pregnant and she freaked out because her wedding ring was on and her finger had swelled up overnight inside her wedding ring to the point her finger had swelled up overnight inside her wedding ring to the point that she couldn't get it off. And the finger's starting to go purple.

This would happen a lot, I reckon. I reckon it would happen a lot. So she's gone to the usual, like, what would you go to? She's gone to dishwashing liquid. She used butter. Is there anything else? Oh, you could go for, like, a lube. Nutella.

No, that's just so you can eat it. That's just to calm yourself down. Oh, well, I've got to get this off now. Couldn't get it off. Had to cut her own wedding ring off. Her ring was worth $898,000. Jeez. Hopefully, that's almost a million dollars.

Hopefully, that's just the rock in the front of it. Yeah, they can fix that. Hopefully. They're not going to cut the rock off, are they? But sure, some of that value's in the band. And if you had to do it yourself, I don't know if you're going to do that good a job. Oh, that's scary too.

They usually try and slip something underneath so then they can saw it off. My friend broke his finger inside his high school leavers ring, my friend Eddie, and we had to take him to A&E. And they've got a saw, which is just like a hook, and all they've got to do is get underneath, and the dog's going to come straight off. Right.

So they're equipped for that sort of thing. Because, yeah, they deal with it every single day. A lot of the time. Have you ever been stuck inside anything? I got stuck in my favourite dress. Yeah? So this was a dress where it was like up top it was very fitting and you could you had to zip it up the side like on the side of yourself. Oh

yeah. And I put myself in this dress and I definitely put on weight but I refused to believe that I couldn't wear my favourite dress anymore so I just wore it anyway and when I went to get it off that night I could not get this zip undone. Zip wouldn't come down. And there was no, I lived by myself at the time and I slept in the dress and then I- Hoping that you would shrink overnight? No, hoping that I could go over to someone's house the next day and they could help me.

Went over to my friend's house. We ended up having to cut myself out of the dress. I like to think that maybe you'd try a couple of things first, like go to a sauna in the dress to try and sweat out a bit of room. Bit of the dress. I like to think that maybe you'd try a couple of things first, like go to a sauna in the dress to try and sweat out a bit of room. Bit of body weight. Go for a jog in the dress. I don't know if you wanted to save the dress.

Imagine if I was just still wearing the dress now. What do they make those zips out of? I don't know. If your body is big enough to prevent it from opening, it is a real load. This is not meant to be offensive to you, by the way. But those zips on everybody. I've had to help my friend Sharon into one of those before.

So try and get the zip up. She had the same situation. Yeah, it's heavy duty stuff. You're like pulling the dress together. And we got to the point, she almost climbed on a chair and I held the zip and she'd jump off to see the zipper go off. Yeah. You should see us ladies get into a pair of skinny jeans. It's not a pretty thing. Oh yeah.

This is what we're asking this afternoon. 0800 DOLZM. What did you have to cut yourself out of? What did you get stuck? Could be jewellery. Could be clothing. Could be anything. Did you get yourself stuck in something and the only way out was to cut it or to break it?

Handcuffs. My friend actually, that happened to them. 0800 dial ZM. You'd want to be able to break the bed first. They had to go to the police station. That's a true story. What did you have to cut yourself out of?

Lady in the UK has got her finger stuck, her prego swollen finger stuck inside her wedding ring. She said to cut it off. The only problem is her wedding ring was worth about $900,000. That would hurt, cutting that off. Would hurt, yeah. Mainly just because of how

much it costs, not because of the other part. Yeah. So we want to know, what have you had to cut yourself out of this afternoon? There are some really, really good texts This one says When I was three years old I got a cheese grater stuck on my leg I love when you're little

You just want to put your hand in everything It was cut off by the fire department You would, as a parent If your kid was in a cheese grater You would be absolutely terrified You, if your kid was in a cheese grater, you would be absolutely terrified. You'd just go, don't move or I'm going to have grated baby all over the place. Do you remember that little kid that got his head stuck in the cat door? Yes.

And the fire department had to come get him out? Yes, he was a legend. My partner got his finger stuck in a motorbike exhaust once and had to carry the bike around to the side of the house and ask his friends to help him get out of the exhaust. How big's his finger? They still, to this day, don't know how or why he had his finger in that exhaust.

I think it's best not to ask in that situation. Mm, and, mm. Yeah. And it's also, count your blessings that it was finger. Hi, Claire. Yep. Hi, how are you? What did you get?

Something stuck in, Claire? Okay, so basically, long story short, about 20 years ago, grandparents took me and my sister out to McDonald's. My sister got her head stuck in the old school hamburger bar. Yes. Yeah, so after numerous attempts of trying to get it out, they ended up having to pry the bars open With the restaurant manager's car jack

To get her head out Wow, that's resourceful I know the one you're talking about You used to climb up the chimney bit And then you'd be inside You'd go around inside the hamburger at the top there It was like a hamburger prison, right? Yeah, yeah, pretty much, yeah

And there's other ones as well that get in and you shake So yeah, she was Oh, we were only young kids The shake one was grimace. Yeah, it was pretty scary. And the one you climb up, that was Mayor McMack. You were inside Mayor McMack's mouth. Yeah, that's the one, yeah.

Pretty hilarious at the time. Good times. She wouldn't have been the only kid to get stuck in there. She would have been terrified to go back in that. Hey, Briar. Yes, hello. What did you have to cut yourself out of? I didn't eventually have to cut myself out of this wedding dress,

but this was years ago, and I was with my mother, and I was like, all right, I'm just going to try on some wedding dresses. And it gets really hot and sticky doing this, to the point where I had this dress on, and then it was time to get it off, and it was dark. Did you swell up? Yeah, like literally. It was just not a good time.

And I said to my mother, I was like, it's not coming off. It's stuck. Like, I'm stuck in this wedding dress. But thankfully, it eventually came off. But the sweating didn't help. It just made matters worse. How much was the wedding dress worth?

Oh, honestly, this is like well over 10 years ago. I wouldn't even remember, but it was definitely a bridal shop, and I can imagine they would have been... A nightmare. Yeah. Hey, it could be worse. It could be like a scene out of Bridesmaids, and we all know what happens in that scene, right?

Can't buy this one. I've shit myself inside it. Yeah. Hey, Kimmy, what did you have to cut scene out of Bridesmaids and we all know what happens in that scene, right? Can't buy this one. I've shit myself inside it. Hey, Kimmy, what did you have to cut yourself out of? Hey, so I'm currently pregnant at the moment. I'm six months along and my partner bought me a gorgeous Pandora ring for Christmas. And unfortunately, a couple of days ago, I had to be cut out of that gorgeous new ring because my fingers swell. And how did you cut it off?

My granddad did it. I don't know what he used, but he got it off. Go granddad. I mean, I say that now that it went well. If he'd sawn your finger off, it would have been. Was it a big drama? Did you have like a full on like, because I know you're six months pregnant, some hormones in place, some emotions.

Oh, I had an absolute freak out. Oh, I'm even fat in my fingers. I hate this. I love this text. It says my four year old got her head stuck in the bars at Buckingham Palace. I thought the police were going to come. One more.

Hey Stephen, what did you have to get cut out of? Well, the doctor had to cut me out I was seven And I did my zip up on my pants Too fast And I caught something Not the Franks and Beans Yeah, yeah

Oh, the Franks and Beans And the teachers were trying to unzip it Couldn't get it done Had to go to hospital I remember the highlight Because I was only seven I got I was only seven, I got some jelly beans. Oh, you got some jelly beans, all right. And they put them back inside your pants and they said, make sure they're in there next time you zip your pants up. Yeah, but I was the youngest person I'd ever seen do it.

And how did you feel when they wrote that movie about you, Something About Mary? Oh, yeah, it's always a bit of a highlight. Blood? Like, hey, that's me. Blood? Was there a lot of blood? My brother was sort of reminiscing about it a while ago and he remembers saying something, but I think I've tried to blanket.

Yeah. Have you seen the movie? One, two, three. We got a bleeder. We got a bleeder. And to this day, that's why Stephen only wears dome fastening flies in his jeans. Thanks for your call, man.

Thanks, Dad. Bree and Clint. It's surprise time, okay? I'm on edge. I've promised you a surprise. I don't like it. I think we're ready for our surprise. Are we all go?

I can... Okay, cool. Cool. Bree, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. I'm providing you with a... Look at me.

What's going on? I'm providing you with a surprise. Okay. Okay? Do you remember last year our show made friends with a man called Jackie? Yes. We called his dominoes because you were excited about what? The garlic bread crust.

I don't know anything about that, so I can't say anything. You're not saying that it's a definite no. Actually, I don't know. Are you keeping all the garlic bread crust for yourself? No. You promise me? Yes, because we didn't get anything at the moment. All right, if I hear something, I'll let you know.

And if you hear something, you let me know. Yeah, okay, yeah. That's our friend Jackie. I really miss him. I've got good news. The garlic bread crust is released in New Zealand on Monday. Yeah. So please welcome to

the studio our friend Jackie and the first ever sample of the garlic bread pizza! Oh my god, it's Jackie! Hi guys! Also Yvonne from Head Office. Oh my god, hi Jackie! They're all

here mate. So we had to bring Jackie right? You had to bring Jackie right. Jump on that microphone there, Von. Yeah, come and say hello. How's the family? Good, everything's good. Good, that's good to hear. Hi Von, how are you?

Can you bring Jackie up to a microphone? Jackie, come over here man, come over here. Oh my god! Yeah, just right up to this one over here. Are you sure? There we go, yeah, I'm sure. Now these have all moved around a bit. I'm trying to keep my cool right now.

Okay. But, Brie, this is the first garlic bread crust in New Zealand. Okay. This is the first. Way low. Yeah, now give me that pizza. Why? No, I don't want to give it to you.

Give me the pizza. I just want to talk to Jackie first. Jackie. Now, you're the man who we pestered about this on the phone so much did you have any idea that it was a radio station that was calling you in your domino's pizza totally no no no no i don't know anything about this and um it kind of got to it it kind of got to a point where i think you weren't too happy to hear from brie after a while a while right i called you a few times yeah yeah yeah i thought we were friends. Are we friends?

Yeah, yeah. See? Well, if you're friends, can Bree keep calling? Like, are you open to more phone calls in your Domino's pizza? Yes, I would like that.

They won't be orders. They won't be orders for pizza. It'll just be like questions about the menu and things like that. I just want to see how you are. Yeah, anytime. Catch up with you.

Yeah, anytime. How was your New Year's? You're going to really regret that. Okay, let's do this. I'm going to set a beautiful Italian soundtrack. The home of both garlic bread and pizza. And now you will be the first person in New Zealand to try. This is a big moment for me.

Because you know how much I love garlic bread. And I know how much you love Domino's pizza as well. Thank you, Yvonne. You're welcome. It looks epic. Can I see it? It looks so good. Look at that.

Oh, that is kind of genius. It's like folded over garlic bread. It's like the best looking crust you've ever seen. Yeah. Actually, Jackie, come back here, man, before Bree has it. Have you tried it? No. You haven't tried it?

No. Let's try it together. Let's get you a piece and let's do this taste test together. We should wrap our arms around each other's. Come over here, Jackie. Go on, Jackie. Go try it. Come on.

Come on. Come around. Come on, Jackie. And you've got to eat it that way, right? So you get a piece, Jackie. Okay. I'll take this one. And then...

Oh, that's all right. Okay. And then we'll wrap our arms like this. Oh, okay. Oh, you're eating it crust first, Bree, and Jackie's gone with the other end of the pizza. There is a god It's like It's like a unicorn

sliding down a rainbow It's everything you want I need to have a minute over here Jackie, what are your thoughts, man? Jackie, you've got to talk on the microphone, man You've got to help me out here Jackie's had too much

I know it come on come on Jackie come on come on I'm over here Jackie I promise this is the last time I'll make you do this Jackie and I are such good mates I know what he's thinking and he's thinking it's the best he's ever had.

Yvonne from Domino's head office, thank you for helping make Bree's dream come true. You are welcome. This is better than Christmas, Yvonne. Well, I would have liked to have given you a Christmas present,

but you know. No, this is enough. You've done enough. Bree and Clint. The Queen's husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, who today had quite a've done enough. Bree and Clint. The Queen's husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, who today had quite a serious car crash. He's 94.

He's 97. Is he 97? He's 97 and today he didn't just crash a car, he flipped a Land Rover. Excuse me, sorry. Garlic bread reflux. Yeah, he like rolled it a couple of times. Yeah, so, well, I think he just flipped it onto its roof.

But still, those Land Rovers are such big vehicles. And again, he like rolled it a couple of times. Yeah, so, well, I think he just flipped it onto its roof. But still, those Land Rovers are such big vehicles. And again, he's 97. He is the Queen's husband. So it'd be very hard to tell him what to do. And I'm not saying that, I'm not saying he's a bad driver. I'm just saying he flipped it. So. What are you implying, Clinton Roberts?

A couple of things. First of all, I think he's invincible. I think there's something about him and maybe her as well. It's a conspiracy. Yeah, heaven forbid anything bad happens to them, but... Yeah, that's incredible that he's 97 and he's fine. He was shaken up. God, I can't believe that, honestly.

I just want to propose something Do we need to set an upper limit for driving? You know how you're not allowed to drive before you're 16? Yes Do we need one at the other end? Do we need Do we need to say There's a cut off

Do we need to say Look, cars are getting faster, you're getting slower. It's time to take away the driver's licence. It's time to hang up the old driving gloves because they probably had those with how old they are. Let me throw an age out there. What do you think?

72. No way. 72. Nah, that's harsh. That's not a number I've pulled out of thin air. No way. 72. Nah, that's harsh. That's not a number I've pulled out of thin air. No, I don't agree with that. Why 72? That's the age of Donald Trump.

Yeah, but just because he's a... He has gone to seed, okay? And I don't know how else to gauge it, but maybe that's what we need to do. Is he 72? He's 72. Yeah, he needs Jesus. Just like you don't give Prince Philip the gauge it, but maybe that's what we need to do. Is he 72? He's 72. Yeah, he needs Jesus. Just like you don't give Prince Philip the keys to a Range Rover at 97, don't give Donald Trump the key to the nukes at 72.

Another one, do we need a – Shit, I'm going to make a lot of videos here. Can I just say I am positioning myself away from these thoughts? Look, someone's got to have the controversial opinions. Someone needs to say these things, you know? I feel like Hosking right now. Someone needs to say what needs to be said. 72 is ridiculous.

Do we need to cut old people off from voting as well? You know someone's come out today and said that about Americans? That old people need to be cut off? There's old people who caused Brexit in the UK. And they're not even... 72 I think's a bit young It's not them who it's going to affect For the next 50 years I'll just put it that way

I think 72 you've gone too low I think that's too low Discussion point Anyway we're very happy that he's okay And it'll be interesting To see if he's allowed to keep driving because like if I was that age and Lucy, my wife, knew that I'd foot the car, she wouldn't let me drive anymore.

Yeah, that's true. She wouldn't let me drive anymore. She already won't let me get a motorbike. Can you imagine him calling up the Queen and telling her? Real sheepishly. I'll bloody flip the Land Rover, Elizabeth, Lizzie. I'm calling up the Queen and telling her. Real sheepishly. I've bloody flipped the Land Rover. Elizabeth, Lizzie, I'm fine. I'm fine.

We need a new car. Car's poked, though. Everybody stay calm, okay? Everybody stay calm. We have trained for this situation, all right? It is all systems go in the studio. We are about to play a new game that has a lot of moving parts, and we haven't played it before.

So just bear with us. Just bear with us. It should be a really good game, okay? Kick it off, Ben. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

This is the One Second Song Challenge where you and I, Clint, are going to go head to head in a game of music knowledge where all you get of a song is one second. God, the competitive streak has already come out. We've been arguing about what the rules should be, how it should work. It's kicked off.

We are here now, though. Let's find out the rules. Let's go to Gameskeeper Ellie first. So basically, Bina's go to Gameskeeper Ellie first. So basically Ben is going to play you some songs. One second snippets and you have 20 seconds to try and guess as many as you can in that 20 seconds. Perfect. You can pass.

I was going to say if I don't know the song I can pass. You can pass. Yeah. But if I don't get it right I'm stuck on that song until I pass. Until you pass. Yeah. Okay. Correct. Alright. So is that all we need to know? I think so. We are playing on behalf of some people, okay? So we're going to use this game today to give away George Ezra tickets. Let's bring Kayla on first.

Kayla, would you like me, Clint, or Bree to represent you? Sorry, Bree. Can Clint please represent me? Yeah, girl. It's all right, Kayla. Love you, Bree. Love you too. Kayla, I know you know I have the superior music knowledge,

so you have chosen very well there. I won't even deny that. That means that Sade, Bree is going to be playing for you, okay? Sorry, Sade. Okay, sounds good. That's all right, Bree. You've got this. Thanks, Sade.

If Bree beats me, you'll get two tickets to George Ezra. Yep. Okay, cool. All right, so this is big. I'm going to leave the room and go to a soundproof area, right? I'm going to go first. Well, who wants to go first? You can go first. I'll go first? I'll leave. I'm gonna leave the room And go to a soundproof area I'm gonna go first Well you can Who wants to go first

You can go first I'll go first I'll leave Okay You leave the room And it's just me And the music Can you guys guarantee me

She can't hear anything out there That's soundproofed out there Um you know I can probably guarantee That it's Yeah now she's pretty soundproof Out she goes Okay she's going all the way out there

Yeah she's going out Okay I'm ready Okay So I've got 20 seconds, and you'll give me one second of the song. Okay, I'm good for this. You ready?

Yeah. All right, Ben, start the timer and play the first song. One D, You Don't Know You're Beautiful. Correct. Man's Not Hot. Correct. Big Shot. Skip. Correct. Big Shot. Skip.

Skip. Skip. Peking Duck. You know what? You got the artist. Okay. I'm going to give you that. So I get it for the artist.

Yeah, we'll go with that. Bring Brie back in here. Yeah. Bring Brie back in here. God, that was so hard for some of them. I know. That was... It is, eh?

Okay, cool. Good luck, mate. I did really, really well. Okay. Whatever, stop trying to get into my head. You're doing the exact same songs as me. Right, to make it fair. Mm-hmm.

Okay. All right. I really want to win for Sade. All right, get your head in the game. All right. Let's do this thing. When you're ready, Ben, hit off the timer on the first song. Five Seconds of Summer.

Pass. I mean wrong. No, go back. She got it wrong. Pass. Pass. Man's Not Hot. Yes.

Pass. Pass. Britney Spears Yes That was really hard That was so hard That was close But the winner It was 3-2 to Clint

So Kayla, you're going to George Ezra Congratulations Kayla Thank you so much, Clint. No worries. Damn it. The five seconds of Summer One was One Direction. Yeah, wrong boy band, mate. They're all the same, aren't they? How dare you say that about my boys, One Direction?

Okay, this game is going to get better and better as we get better at it, okay? That is the one second song challenge. That's the game. We'll play again next week for another double pass to George Ezra. Bree and Clint. Over the Christmas break, me and my family went on a bit of a holiday together, which I haven't done in ages, actually. Like a family holiday.

When was the last time you did that? Oh. Long time ago. I don't even, not since I left high school. Really? Family holiday? Yeah. Nah, not for ages.

So we all went on this family holiday and there was a pool at the place that we were staying at and we were all sitting in the pool and we were having a great time and next minute this family comes over and they get in the pool as well, which is fine, and they've got a real little kid with them. I want to say he was like two, about two years old. Yeah. And the kid was wearing a nappy and not a swimming nappy.

And the reason you could tell is because the kid has gotten to the pool with the family and he was swimming around and then he would get out of the pool and the nap nappy had filled up with water oh yeah and it was just sagging yeah good way to wash out the nappy and for multiple use it's eco-friendly yeah right and i kind of looked at my mom and then she looked at me and i went is that hygienic and then it was at the point where we kind of like we're like oh whatever it's a little baby it's fine and then the baby has gotten out and the mom has taken the nappy off yeah and it was just full of poo. Oh, great. You know what?

You should count your lucky stars that the neppy was full of poo because if it wasn't, then their poo was probably in the pool or as you like to say, pool. They then grabbed the baby. Yeah. And dunk him in the pool. Ah! Ah!

Which I mean at this point. Shake them around. Literally, me and my mum, we've gotten straight out. And I mean, it's a big pool, but I think it's just like we were right there and we saw it. Some people don't understand the concept of a pool. The fact that it's the same water. Like the water doesn't go anywhere. Even though it's being filtered, there might be like jets of water coming in. It's the same water, baby. It is honestly, it's the same water. Like the water doesn't go anywhere. Even though it's being filtered, there might be like jets of water coming in.

It's the same water, baby. It is honestly, it is the same stuff. It's getting filtered, but it's not. And when you think about it too much, every pool is disgusting. The fact that I have to get in a pool with you and I don't know how well you wipe your bum. What?

I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't, I genuinely don't. I don't know whether you wash your armpits. I don't know how good your downstairs hygiene is. I don't know if you wash your armpits. I don't know how good your downstairs hygiene is. It's true. I don't know if you're doing a wee. I don't know what your saliva situation is. You just get in there and swim past these strangers and go,

oh, how's the water, mate? Yeah, it's going good. And you just hope that there's enough water in there that you don't catch something. That dilutes everything down. Yeah. And then we had a conversation amongst our family being like, was that okay? Like, because they didn't have a problem with it.

Like, it wasn't even they were trying to hide it. And I was like, are we the ones that are prudes or are they just being disgusting? Is there another one of those hard conversations that's hard to have when neither of us are parents? I don't know if it is. You know, because this isn't one where, you know, if I was a parent, I still wouldn't be dragging

my pooey kid through the pool. Are we going to be the topic of one of those mums and bubs Facebook groups this evening going, I heard the ZM afternoon team belittling mums who washed their baby's pooey bum in the communal pool? How dare they? How dare they? Maybe we should find out. Maybe we should find out.

0800 dial ZM. Yeah. Is it okay? Two. Have your baby in a pool with a nappy that's not a swimming nappy and then also wash the baby in there. I think it's part two that you're asking. No, let's just go with the first part then.

Or you want to go with part two? I reckon just go with just the whole situation. The whole situation. You know what? Well, the phones are full. The phones are full Either people are going to agree Or are about to get a serving

So You can text us on 9696 as well Better than the other topic We were going to do What do you wash your bum in Over the Christmas break There was a Code Brown situation In the pool

And it wasn't a Grown human Thank God But it was a baby With a in the pool and it wasn't a grown human, thank God, but it was a baby with a shitty nappy. Is baby poo less gross than adult poo? It has to be. It has to be. Is it? It has to be. For the people

who have to handle it on the daily, it has to be less gross than adult poo. I've changed nappies before and I just remember thinking, what did you eat? How is this possible? I imagine you've got to treat it like adult poo. I've changed nappies before and I just remember thinking, what did you eat? Like how is this possible? I imagine you've got to treat it like cow poo. Yeah.

You know, because you can stand in cow poo and you'll go, oh, stood in a cow poo. If you stand in a human poo, cut your foot off. Who stood in a human poo? Boil your leg. We're asking the question. Water blast your toenails off. 0800 dial ZM.

Is it okay for a baby to be in the pool, a public pool, with a nappy and then be dragged around in the pool once the nappy's been taken off and they've done a poo? To wash the kid off. Because that's what you saw, right? That is exactly what I saw. They whipped off the pooey nappy and then the mum dunks the kid like a ginger nut in a cup of tea and then moves him around in a figure eight to get the...

We got straight out of the pool. Didn't go back. Vicky. Yeah. What do you think, Vicky? I think it's filthy. You a mum? I'm a mum of three.

I had my oldest when I was 17 and there's no way in hell I would do that. Good, because we don't know. We're not parents. And I want to ask you, Vicky, would you put your kids in the pool with the nappy on? Like a normal nappy? I made my kids wear swimming nappies till they were like three. Yeah. Yeah. I said before to Bree, just if they can

hold on to their business, then I don't mind if they go naked for a bit of body time or whatever you call it. I don't know. But some three-year-olds still have accidents. I know, but Bree said, adults have accidents in the pools.

You can't trust a two-year-old. You can't trust a kid if you can't trust an adult. Ella, what's the deal? I apologise on behalf of all mothers. That's disgusting. What is wrong with that woman? We were quite shocked, Ella. No!

I have three kids that are under three years old and I deal with poo. No! That is not okay. And you put your kid in a swim... I have my own pool where my kid's in a swimming nappy. In my own pool. Can you answer our other question? Is baby poo less

gross than human poo? It's more terrible because they're cute and you love them and you have to do it. If you're not going to, who's going to do it realistically? If you and me were hanging out and I did a number two. Oh, you know, I'd be like,

hey, you can deal with it yourself. You're okay. You'd gag, right? You'd gag. So I think, yeah. The show just got real weird. Apologies to Ella. We're learning. We're learning things.

This is scientific. Hi, Ashley. Hi. Ashley, what do you think? Nappy in the pool? Nah. Yeah, nah, that's not okay. I'm a mum too.

And honestly, the way I see it is, as an adult, would you go to the toilet for a crap and then have a shower without wiping your bum? And that's like a shower on your own. Some people do. I was going to say some people. Some people do. I've heard stories of people who have got the toilet positioned next to the shower, and that's their situation in the morning. They do the business, and then they relocate straight to the shower and hose it off.

But then I guess, you know, but if you're swimming in a pool, like, I just think poo in a pool is poo in a pool. It doesn't matter where it came from. It ain't going anywhere. It's staying in the pool. It's going around everybody in that pool. Speaking of pool, let's hear from a lifeguard. Hi, Maddie. Hi.

What do you think, Maddie? It's totally not okay. You may as well just take a full dump in the pool if you're going to just swipe your head in it. Do you deal with this sort of thing regularly? A lot more of the straight pooing in the pool if you're going to just wipe your baby in it. Do you deal with this sort of thing regularly? A lot more of the straight pooing in the pool, but yeah, we've definitely had stuff like this, mostly with foreigners that don't quite understand.

Oh, with kids? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Interesting. And then there's a language barrier, and you're trying to say to them from whatever country they're from, you're saying,

you cannot wash the bum bum in the pool. No, no, bum bum, pool, pool. Actually, now that I think about it, it explains why my mum got pink eye. Just one last one. Vanessa, what do you reckon? Pool or Pearl? No. Bree and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger's new time. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what is top in the charts on your 16th birthdays. We play the best one according to us. Hey, Chantel. Hello. Hello.

Hello. What's your birthday? 19th of April, 1991. Okay, Chantel, you were 16 in 2007 on the 19th of April, and on that day, this was number one. In hindsight, one of her more stalkerish songs, but also an Avril Lavigne banger, You've Got Girlfriend. How does that make you feel?

Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Yeah, I think it's good. It's got good energy. And this is, I think this is before... Skater Boy. And also before they replaced Avril Lavigne with the Avril Lavigne impersonator. Well, because everyone thinks she's died.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. Look at the eyes. She's a robot. Okay, that's good for Chantel. Let's go to Luke. Hey, Luke. Hi, Luke.

Hi. What's your birthday? 19th of the 1st, 1996. Okay, Luke, you were 16 in 2012 on the 19th of January, and this is your birthday bag. Yeah, boy. You know, I interviewed Flo Rida once. And in the middle of the interview, it got interrupted because one of his people came up to him and goes,

sorry, man, and handed Flo Rida a banana. Because he had to eat at very specific moments. And he goes, sorry, man, and handed Flo Rida a banana because he had to eat at very specific moments and he goes, sorry, man, I gotta eat. Gotta get my potassium. How do you feel about that, Luke? I quite like that, eh?

It's a banger, I think. Luke's another one of those people who definitely sounds like he was born before 1996. And Nisha is our last one for Birthday Banger. Hey, Nisha. Hi, Nisha.

Hey. What's your birthday, Nisha? 24th of August, 1991. Okay, Nisha, you were 16 in 2007 on the 24th of August and on that day, this was number one. I hope you know, I hope you know that this has nothing to do with you. It's for a son. We've got a really hard choice today.

I like all of them. I like all of them as well. Nisha, do you like your song? Your pulls on the heart strings a bit, doesn't it? It does, doesn't it? What would you pick, Nisha, out of those three? What would you pick? I was a big Avril girl.

I think it's got the energy we need for a Friday, right? Might be Avril. Chantel, you have got Nisha to thank for choosing your birthday banger as our one for today. Yay, awesome. Let's do it. All right. I heard a very interesting story this morning

with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, which I think is warranted bringing up again. It is the story of the West Auckland sex toy thief. There's a criminal on the loose who has been caught on video burglarising a West Auckland peaches and cream store. Yeah, that stuff is worth an absolute packet. Is it? Yeah. I mean, what? Like worth an absolute packet. Is it? Yeah.

I mean, what? Like, what costs the most in there? I don't know. I just know that they can cost a bit of money. Some of the items in that store. How do you know? Friend told me.

Cool. Anyway, West Auckland's Lincoln Road Peaches and Cream in Henderson has CCTV footage of a man in a hoodie with a, like a, you know, those flashlights you wear when you go like caving on his forehead? A head flashlight. A head flashlight. So he can see what he's doing. Burglarising the peaches and cream.

He had a head flashlight on and he was stealing a different car. A penis fleshlight. Oh, we weren't going to say it. Oh, sorry. You said flashlight, didn't you? I said flashlight, yeah. I said I said purple flashlight, yeah. I said...

I said purple flashlight. Anyway. Anyway, anyway, anyway. He's robbed this place. I just got a few questions. When he robbed it, what's his plan? Because if he's robbing it for personal use, I feel sorry for him that he has such a partner

with such a need that his finances can't even meet it and he has to go and commit a crime to satisfy her need. But at the same time, well done. You're doing your best to satisfy your partner. Did they say how much he stole? No, it doesn't say exactly how much. The other one is if he's stealing it for monetary gain,

then who are these people Who are buying sex toys On the black market Who Who in their right mind Would buy a sex toy Not from the dealership You know

It's not a car You don't want to buy one of those second hand You don't want to get one from Trade Me Trust me you do not want to get one from Trade Me That's not good You don't want to get one from Trade Me. Yeah. Trust me, you do not want to get one from Trade Me. That's not good. You don't want to get one with a few miles on the clock. I just picture this guy, you know, he's in the store and he's grabbing everything he can,

probably a lot of lady pleasuring devices. We don't know that, by the way. Well, he could have been. And the cops are like, stick him up. Oh! And then he just has all stick him up. Oh. And then he just has all these things in his hand. They're like, put down your weapon.

Put down your weapon. See, when you said stick him up, I thought something else. Oh, no, I didn't mean that. Because that'd be a good way to get away with the burglary too. Like put the most valuable item in a secret place and then yeah that's something you don't want to conceal if you own a west auckland sex shop this weekend watch out he's on the loose he's coming for you free and clint so many innuendos free and clint in Clint. Some news out of Auckland from yesterday. A woman posted a picture of a woman driving on an Auckland motorway with a kid on her lap whilst texting.

Wait, who was texting? Was the kid texting? The woman was texting. The kid was driving, had both hands on the wheel. Now, I don't want to pass judgment too quick because this is how we all learn to drive My first thing is, does the kid have a license? Yeah

What sort of road was it? A motorway Oh Yeah Because that's how I learned to drive But in a car park or on a back street You know? Or in a driveway

When you're real young, dad lets you sit on his knee And you turn the steering wheel So is the kid like her hands-free device? I don't know. Is it like something she's taught the toddler to do while she's texting so that it's safer? Who knows? I'm not sure. Is the kid doing a good job is the important bit.

Like, was she driving straight? Apparently she moved into the left lane. Yeah. Does the kid indicate? I don't know. Does the kid know the road rules? I'm not sure. Can the kid indicate? I don't know. Does the kid know the road rules? I'm not sure. Can the kid see the rear vision mirror?

What are the kid's blind spots? Is one of the kid's blind spots its mum's shoulder? It was at 5pm in peak hour. That's actually scary when you think about it. Nah, 5pm. Traffic's at a standstill.

It's not really going anywhere. The part that I find the funniest out of all of this is the person who took the photo Was also driving Well that's the thing Yeah They had to

Yeah But they said The person has said that They felt like it was their duty to show people What to look out for So that That made it okay What are they teaching us?

That there's scary people out there on the road. Yeah, some of them are using their phones. What have you seen someone doing on the road? I've seen someone eating a bowl of cereal before, and I've once seen a guy shaving on the way to work, but not a dry shave, a wet shave. Oh, that's it, yeah. He wasn't using an electric shaver.

He had full shaving cream on his face, and he was doing that. I don't know where he was wiping it. I was going to say, where does he put the – I don't know. He must have had like a cup or something. Yeah, that's about it. What have you seen? I saw a guy who'd strapped his iPhone to the wheel and then was watching something on his

phone. Legend. Is he a legend? Yeah. He's a dickhead. That's what the name for that guy is. No, that's good old-fashioned Kiwi ingenuity. No, that is stupid.

Free and Clint. Guess what? What? It's the weekend. for that guy is. No, that's good old-fashioned Kiwi ingenuity. No, that is stupid. Guess what? What? It's the weekend. It's the weekend! We're out of here. I am so excited for this weekend. Me too.

I am going to throw so much stuff out of my house. Yeah, you're just packing up all of your house. We're renovating. We're getting basically a new kitchen and a new bathroom, so we've got to get rid of stuff. Honestly, I'm going to go through the bathroom cabinet and find lotions and potions and scrubs and rubs that my wife has had in there for three years and they're going straight in the bin put them in the tip have you ever noticed that on beauty products trend from the office is saying can she have those products does she want my like my wife's expired like bondi sands and stuff yeah she's on the expired one it

might make you green. She's keen for it. You're welcome. You know how you can tell if a beauty product is expired? Sniff it. You know there's an actual thing on the back of beauty products that has the amount of months that it's in date for? Oh, yeah.

Did you know that? You mean like an expiry date? This means nothing to you, but for us ladies, I'm telling you now, go home and look at your beauty products because it's not an actual date. It's just how long that actually lasts for. From when it's been opened? Yeah, I think so. Okay.

Yeah. No, I've got no idea. Go have a look. Look, if it's at the back of the cupboard and she can't name it without looking at it, it's going in the bin. And you have to use a chisel to get it out of the container? Yeah. Probably expired.

Same thing with all those ointments that you have from the doctor that you're like, oh, I'll use this later on. And the label always fades? I said to the doctor once, why do the labels on medicines always fade? They said, because we don't want you to keep them. We want you to take it and then get rid of it when you're better because we don't want you medicating yourself at home.

I said, oh, that makes sense. I've got heaps of old antibiotics that I keep, just in case. Cool. Just in case? You shouldn't do that? Oh, I don't feel well. I might have an antibiotic. You're the problem.

I am the problem. That's us. We're out of here. Have a great weekend, everybody. Bye, guys. Be safe. See you on Monday. Bree and Clint.

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