ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 21st 2019

Episode Date: January 21, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. We're just about to leave for the day. And I'd just like to say, you haven't commented on what I thought you would comment on today. I've been waiting for this. I've actually been secretly trying to film you. What the hell is going on with your feet? I am... Have you guys seen this, producers?

Have you seen this? We can't hear them at the moment, but I can see their faces. Oh, we can't talk to them? Why can't we talk to the producers? I can make them talk to them. I love that this is a podcast intro, so it doesn't matter how long this takes. You can hear us? Can you hear?

Oh, you can. Have you guys seen this? You know, I have. I didn't comment. No one's commented. I don't mind it. Oh, I saw it, though. Thanks, Ben.

No one's commented. I've made a bold. Oh, I saw it though. Thanks, Ben. No one's commented. I've made a bold style statement today. Yeah. How comfy are you? I'm very comfy. Yeah, there you go. And very cool too. Very cool.

I'm what you would call the head of the pack. Clint is wearing Birkenstocks. But wait, he's wearing socks and Birkenstocks at the same time. Now, don't say Birkenstocks like it's controversial because you wear Birkenstocks too. Yeah. I know they're a controversial sandal, but. Yes, Ellie.

Can I also say that the socks are not just black or white. They're very hivily like patterned. So there's a lot going on. It looks like a sock like, I'm going to say like a 60-year-old science teacher would wear. Yeah. That has like patches on his his blazer on the elbows. That's who would wear those socks.

Yeah. And then I've coupled them with a khaki short, and I look cool. I look cool. Oh, you really don't. I've just had another look, and I was like, maybe they do look cool. This is the thing, Bree.

It takes a pioneer to change the game. When David Beckham started wearing that mohawk thing, everyone was like, ooh, what's he doing? Next minute, most fashionable person on the planet. That's the thing. You've got to take chances with your style. Otherwise, you know what you are? Nothing.

That's because he was David fucking Beckham. That's why. One of the greatest soccer players in the world. I'm Clint fucking Roberts. That sounds nice coming off the tongue. It's good. Don't do that. Especially while you're not wearing that outfit.

I'm going to put this up. I'm going to put this on our Instagram. I'm going to put a picture of it on the Instagram. And you know what? I know there's going to be hate. I know there's going to be hate. Or we'll put it as the podcast cover photo. My Birkin socks.

Don't do that. We want people to listen to this podcast. This is what the cool kids are listen To this podcast This is This is This is What the cool kids Are calling a look This is a look baby Oh yeah

Yeah yeah yeah Okay No you definitely Call it that I just I also just don't care That's the other thing No good on you Clint

Actually You can tell Yeah These are podcasts Go No No I'm not going to say it I'm not coming down To your level These are podcasts. Go. No, I'm not going to say it. I'm not coming down to your level.

Zed Ams. Let's go. Go, go. Now let me see you dance. Zed Ams. Brie and Clint. Afternoon, everybody. Brie and Clint. Hello, everyone.

Happy Monday. Happy Monday, mate. Today's a massive show for us. It is big. There's a big idea being launched on our show today. There is a big idea which involves us getting some very high-powered celebrities on the show. Which is very cool. They'll join us after 5.30 today.

Also, we've got double passes to give away, not just to float. Which is amazing. Which you can win at 4.20 with a game called... Sinky, sink Float Float Or is it Floaty Floaty Sink Sink Doesn't really matter 4.20 Two tickets up for grabs to Float

We've also got Broods tickets to give away I know how big is that announcement Which is very exciting for us I'm just double checking we're allowed to say Yeah we are allowed to say it Yeah yeah yeah A Broods tour of New Zealand We've got a double pass to give away and all the

details for that at four o'clock for you. A lot of stuff to win. A lot of big ideas happening. I'm excited. In the meantime, one of us is getting absolutely roasted for their food choices at the moment. I feel like I'm being bullied. I feel like I am actually being persecuted.

Are you being bullied or are people just worried about your well-being and the choices you're making in your life? Made a pizza last night. My personal preference of pizza topping has got me absolutely crucified. Wouldn't call it a pizza. No, you've got the wrong end of the stick as well. It was a very good pizza. You're dealing with the resident Italiano on this show, me.

You can't just claim, you've never even been to Italy. You can't claim to be an expert on every Italian food. Half of my blood comes from Italy. That's, I can claim it. The pizza itself is on our Brie and Clint Instagram story at the moment, but I'm going to stand up for this. I'm going to defend this, all right? And it's not your classic pineapple.

No, it's not pineapple. On the pizza. This one's way more controversial. Yeah, all right. Well, is it though? We'll discuss it after Drac's project. You're a disgrace. Pizza people, listen up.

You're a disgrace to the nation. All right, calm down. All right. Brie and Clint. Big weekend for me, Brie. Very exciting weekend. This weekend, two new additions to the family. Got a soda stream and also a pizza oven.

The pizza oven's cool. What's not cool about a soda stream, and also a pizza oven. The pizza oven's cool. What's not cool about a soda stream? I'm just not a fan of sparkling water. Right. Unless there's vodka in it. Well, there could be. That's the brilliance of a soda stream. Yeah, now I'm on board.

You see, you can get whatever you want. I saw on the shelf when I was buying it, because they go with the flavour things, they've got one called T-Rex Ultra Energy Formula. So you can make your own energy drinks with the SodaStream. Interesting. Not what we're here to talk about. I'd like to talk about the pizza oven. Because I got the pizza oven and I thought, well, we've got the pizza

oven. Better make pizza for dinner. Made some pizza. Put some of it on my Instagram. God, you would think that I had kicked a baby. You would think that I had... Well, you pretty much have. You would think that I had done the most offensive thing ever. You'd think I'm Donald Trump. It's an absolute travesty what you put on your pizza on the weekend, mate.

Tell me what's so bad about it. I'm disappointed. It's a crime against Italians who invented that food for the rest of the world to enjoy and then you go and mess it up. By? Putting zucchini on a pizza. Now, back up the zucchini bus. Back up the courgette truck for just a second.

You were initially angry and so was everybody who DM'd me because you thought I was putting cucumber on the pizza. It looked like cucumber. It does look like cucumber. It's not cucumber. And I said, calm down, mate. It's just courgette. It's zucchini.

Which is better than cucumber. Yeah. I will give you that. Yeah. Still. What's wrong with courgette. It's zucchini. Which is better than cucumber. Yeah. I will give you that. Yeah. Still. What's wrong with courgette on a pizza? What else did you have on the pizza? Olives.

Feta. Great. Great. Pine nuts. Oh. Pizza sauce. Oh, no. Not pine nuts.

And cheese. What's wrong with that? It's a fantastic vegetarian pizza. It's a great option. I'm disappointed. Why are you so disappointed? What's wrong with that? It's a fantastic vegetarian pizza. It's a great option. I'm disappointed. Why are you so disappointed? What's wrong with that pizza recipe? Because that's my heritage.

Yeah. That you're going and messing up. How? You still haven't pointed out to me what I've done that's so wrong. I can tell you what the best vegetarian pizza is. If you want to eat vegetarian, which that's your choice, it's a margarita. Yeah, I know you were going to say that, which that's your choice, it's a margarita. Yeah, I know you were going to say that, but that's just tomato and basil.

It's fine. Calm down. And it's cheese. Stop looking at me like I've desecrated the Italian flag or something. Just jazzing it up a bit. I just think courgette is a weird thing to put on a pizza. Everybody thought it was cucumber and someone said to me this is an affront to God.

Someone said this is an absolute fricking abomination and they sent me like nine vomiting emojis. I was like calm down. It's not cucumber it's courgette. And then did people calm down after you told them that? Yeah they did but this is the thing. People are very very tribal about what goes on their pizza. People are very like and you tell them that's on there and it's But this is the thing. People are very, very tribal about what goes on their pizza.

People are very, like, and you tell them that's on there, and it's not like, oh, no, I won't have a piece of that. It's like, oh, yuck. Oh, that's disgusting. Oh, that is the grossest thing I've ever heard. I just think a margarita trumps it. I don't think that when it comes to pizza, I understand. I think anybody who puts avocado on their pizza is an idiot.

There's no reason why avocado should ever be heated up. That's so true. Hot avocado? Hot. Who in their right mind? And when you do heat it up as well, it gets that, but it gets like a skin on it as well. Why are you heating up avocado?

I saw a pizza once that had lettuce on it. Who's putting lettuce on a pizza? An idiot. That's who's putting lettuce on a pizza. Lettuce is another non-heated ingredient. You don't heat lettuce. You don't heat avocado. Spinach is alright.

That's not lettuce. Yeah, but it's like from the lettuce family. What, because it's green? It's like, you know, wispy. No one call up and say pineapple, but this is the question. That debate's done. Some people like it, some people don't. We don't care. Don't care.

No, I don't care. 0800 dial ZM. What has no place on a pizza? What are we just wiping off the table? What are we taking off the menu at Hell's? What are we saying to Domino's, stop importing? What are you saying to Pizza Hut? Put it in the bin, Pizza Hut.

0800 dial ZM or 9696. We're asking you a question this afternoon. What has no place, no place on a pizza? What can get out of here? How dare they? We have one resident Italian and one guy who just bought a pizza oven. You know what you are? What's that?

A testa da minchia. What's that? Something I can't say at this time slot in English. If is it? I just called you a bad word. Oh, did you? Say it again. There'll be Italians listening.

You're a testa da minchia. Can you put it in a sentence? I think you're a testa da minchia. What has got no place on a pizza? I offended half the country because they thought I had cucumber on there. Can I say I wouldn't put cucumber on a pizza? I wouldn't cook cucumber. Cucumber is another cold food. That's where you draw the

line. We had this conversation before. Cucumber is a cold food. What about when you turn it into a pickle? No, that's not a cucumber anymore. So we want to know what goes on the list. Luan, what has no place on a pizza? I would say it's pineapple. We said no pineapple.

I like pineapple. It's fine. We're not having the pineapple. Luan, anything else? Anything else you want to put on the list? An olive. No. Olive definitely does not have a place on pizza.

Are you all right, Luan? Yeah, I'm good. Olives and pineapple not have a place on pizza. Are you all right, Luan? Yeah, I'm good. Olives and pineapple have no place on the same pizza, but no, olives go on it. Oh, yeah? No, I'm pretty sure. And avo does belong on a pizza. No, avo does not belong on a pizza, you terrorist.

Mate, are you all right? Mate, are you all right? Yeah, I'm awesome. Hey, Luan, are you all right? I'm excellent, thank you. Hey, Luan, are you all right? Yes. I'm excellent, thank you. Hey, Luan, you're a testa la minchia. Testa la minchia, Luan. Oh, thank you, mate.

I don't even know what it means. Hey, Luan. Bye, Luan. Luan, we're going to let you go, mate, but are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Sarah, what has no place on a pizza? And don't you dare say pineapple. No, it's tandoori chicken.

Tandoori chicken. Yeah, see, I'm touch and go with the tandoori chicken. Anything with a sweet element on a pizza. What about cranberry on a pizza? No. Yeah, borderline, but tandoori chicken's an Indian dish. Oh, you're worried about the blurring of cultures. Yeah.

Totally. I see what... Pizza's Italian. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Well, Brie's favourite chicken pizza is a buffalo chicken pizza, and some would argue that that's Texan, so... If you have not experienced the buffalo chicken pizza from Sal's, do yourself a favour.

What about when people get jazzy with their cheeses, Sarah, and they put, like, a camembert or a Brie on the pizza? What about blue? What about blue cheese on pizza? That's what I call funsy. Funsy toppings, and they should not be on there. No, they should not be on there. What are your thoughts on tuna on a pizza?

Oh, my God. Just a tuna casserole pizza. Sarah, what's your opinion on any seafood on a pizza? You could probably do squid or something like that. What about like an oyster pizza? I've seen some places about... You were talking about the lettuce. Um, you could probably do squid or something like that. What about like an oyster pizza? Mmm. I've seen some places where... You were talking about the lettuce. You could actually put rocket on, but they put it on afterwards,

once it's come out of the oven. Yeah, that's totally fine. That's very true. Can we just say, rocket's not lettuce, by the way, just because they're green. No, it's a type of lettuce. Rocket, I worked in a lettuce factory. You worked in a lettuce factory? I did.

I worked in a factory where we... You know how you buy the mixed bags of lettuce? Yeah. I worked in a factory where I had to mix the lettuces. Any industry secrets you want to lettuce in on?

I used to eat it when I was working. Oh, what a perk. Hey, Tom. Hello. You're the last one, man. What has no place on a goddamn pizza?

Unfortunately, I believe a zucchini has no place on pizza. As a pizza chef myself. Well, I have a pizza oven now, so I'm a pizza chef as well. What's your credentials? I have probably three or four years experience. Yeah. And yeah, zucchini, even in Italy, it is, yeah, it's not a thing. Zucchini is a very Italian sounding word,'s not a thing. Zucchini's a very Italian-sounding word, though.

It is. Zucchini. In some things. On pizza, it's like, yeah, it just doesn't happen. It's taboo. Pardon? It's taboo to put it on a pizza. Yeah, exactly.

I love how I'm talking like this. Yeah, same as... Mate, what are you doing, mate? It doesn't go on pizza. Right, okay. Well, I think what we've learned is never share a pizza with anybody because I think it's the fastest way to end any kind of relationship that you have. Oh, you don't share pizza anyway.

I think we just learned one thing. You're a testa da minchia. I really want to know what that means. Just look it up. Italians, text me in what that word means. Don't do it. Free and Clint. We wanted to talk about the new Ariana Grande song

that was released on Friday. And have you heard it yet? I haven't even heard it yet. Is it good? I'm pretty sure it has a song from Sound of the Music in it. Sound of the Music? Sound of the Music? Sound of Music.

Sound of Music. It's been a long time since I've seen that film. The song's called... Oh, God. The song's called Seven Reefs. The hills are alive with the sound of the music. I think it sounds better. Anyway, the song kind of parries that and then it has a bit of the stuff going on.

I don't mind it. New Ariana. Yeah, it's called Seven Rings. This is a little bit of it here. She's got it She's got it and you want it I get the idea Yeah, cool, nice I think it sounds cool

But news out over the weekend That she's now being sued I love these things Where someone thinks that She's copied their song from back in the day And now they're trying to sue her because obviously Ariana Grande is very rich. It doesn't have to sound a lot like

it either for these cases to win. What's his name? Old Blurred Lines guy. Who, who, who? Robin Thicke. Robin Thicke. He got sued for that song for Blurred Lines. Had to pay a crazy amount. Yeah, pretty much just that riff I'm pretty sure. Yeah. So it's a chick by the name of Princess Nokia,

and she did a hit back in the 90s. Any relation to the phone? Don't know, but she probably would have got a mean deal with Nokia back in the day. Yeah. She did a song back in 1992 called Mine, and this is the song that she believes Ariana Grande has ripped off. It's mine, I bought it.

It's mine, I bought it. It's mine, I bought it. It's mine, I bought it. It's mine, I bought it. leaves Ariana Grande has ripped off. Let's hear Ariana now. Oh. So wait So Nokia Is saying it's mine, I bought it And Ariana Grande is just saying She wanted it so she bought it Oh

Oh it's so good. I reckon they've got her. I reckon Princess Nokia has just got her first big payday since 1992. With that kind of money, she could upgrade to an iPhone. This song sounds good too, by the way. What is the name of the Princess Nokia track? It's called Mine. And the Ari track is Seven Rings.

There you go. You be the judge. Our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Some people are known for their abs. He's known for his knees. Really good knees. Fantastic knees. Great knees.

How are you going, Dean? Hi, Dean. Thank you. I'm great. Yeah, my knees are looking pretty good today, actually. Looking spelt. Really hot knees. You've got lots of good body parts,

and we will showcase them as this relationship develops. But right now, we've got some stories we want to talk to you about. This is what I was talking about before the mics went on. Cardi B, you've got some insider knowledge about Cardi B and potentially doing a song with her. Yeah, this is so awesome. I found out from someone who actually works in her team. Here's the goss on this.

You can actually pay Cardi B to be featured on your song. So, you know when you see a song, Justin Bieber featuring Bruno Mars, that kind of vibe, she will do a verse in your song. Okay, she has to approve the song and she writes her own verse. But the fee, $300,000. Whoa.

You want Cardi B on your song. They call it fitting the lyrics. I don't know. I'm not cool enough to even guess. I don't know. I'd call it singing. But anyway, to have her on your track, $300,000. Is that good? Is that a good investment? I don't know. I'm not cool enough to even guess. I don't know. I'd call it singing. But anyway, to have her on your track, $300,000. Is that a good investment?

I don't know. Do you get to meet Cardi B? Do you get to hang out with her for a day for that $300,000? Yeah, you get a selfie. I reckon they'd throw in a selfie. They'd throw in a selfie. You'd expect it for $300,000. That's good.

And good that she's put in the caveat that she needs to approve the song because it would be very embarrassing if you wrote a song called I Hate Cardi B and then in the second verse, there's Cardi B in the caveat that she needs to approve the song because it would be very embarrassing if you wrote a song called I Hate Cardi B and then in the second verse there's Cardi B in the song. You had dinner with Sofia Vergara last night. Is that right, Dean? Okay. Craziest thing.

So I went to this restaurant last night and Sofia Vergara gets ushered in. Let me tell you how extra and ridiculous this is. Only short of getting lowered in from a helicopter. That is my ultimate dream. But other than that, just below that is this. She gets brought in through the kitchen. We're all standing there. They push us all back to security guards.

Then they usher through the kitchen, through the pots, the pans. They're sizzling the cook and the pasta. Sofia Vergara and her gorgeous-looking husband, Joe Manganiello, can never pronounce it. Then they sat them in the corner of the room at the restaurant. It's called Mastro's in Malibu. Super fabulous. And then the manager turned off, this is so weird,

the light above where she was sitting so that you couldn't see her. Right, so, and it kind of worked, actually, because no one was going up and troubling them. But unfortunately for her, she's literally sitting in the darkness, just like flicking her fork around, trying to figure out what's on her plate. And all we could hear was her voice was so loud, and her accent is just like in Modern Family. She's just like in Modern Family.

Like, that's what she's actually like as a person. Dean, are you willing to put your career on the line and do a Sofia Vergara impersonation for us right now? Wait, wait, I can't remember how it goes. What does she say? Jay! Hi, I got a headache. Is that good? No? Oh, wait. I can't remember how it goes. What does she say? Jay! Oi, I got a headache. Is that good?

No? Oh, Dean. It'll do. You know him for your knees, not your impressions. Dean McCarthy is our man in Hollywood. Having dinner with Sofia Vergara. Thanks so much, Dean. Spies brought to you by Ford.

Bringing summer, sounds and family fun with the Ford Endura SUV. Brie and Clint. I want to let the B and C family in on a bit of behind the scenes. Oh, have they got a new name? Yeah, the B and C family. The B and C family? Yeah, the Bree and Clint family. B and C.

Yeah, B and C. You've got to check that these days with initials and stuff, you've got to check that it doesn't mean something rude at the same time. Yeah. I don't know if it does, but. Lucky your name isn't James, you know? Why? Oh, you know? Why? Oh.

You know? When we started this show, we kind of, you and I remember we had dinners where we'd sit about, you know, ideas that we want to do and exciting stuff that we want to make happen and that's a part of our job. And I said to you one of my bucket list things was that I've always wanted to be a DJ and I knew that you were a semi-retired DJ well semi yeah semi-retired semi-retired you still do

gigs here and there yeah so you've still got the craft yeah I said what's like riding a bike baby once you get those wheels of steel in your blood, it never ever leaves you. But then they took your name off you, Emergency DJ Clint. I'm not legally allowed to use that name. You're right. But I can. But we all know you as Emergency DJ Clint. I'm a DJ without a name.

Yes. It's like if Darude had to go out there, but he wasn't allowed to use Darude anymore. Like, hey, guys, do you want to go and see Vlad? No. You know, the guy who does Sandstorm. You mean Darude. Don't say that.

You're not allowed to say that. You can't say that. You can't do that. Yeah. So I said to you, why don't we start a DJ duo? It brings you back out of retirement in a big way. It gets me on board. We join together in this big unison of just amazingness

or probably real average, but we can do it together and you can make me live out this dream. Now, I'm open to it, okay? I'm open to the idea. You've been a bit sketchy on it. I just don't know if you've got what it takes. As a highly qualified, highly experienced DJ. You know what it takes.

I know what it takes. Mate, I've been on the road, okay? And I don't know if you've got the mental fortitude. I don't know because sometimes as a DJ, you can get booked for quite a late slot. And that doesn't mean you're a bad DJ. Sometimes it means you're the best DJ. So you have to be on last.

I don't know if you've even got the staying power to stay sober into a DJ set. And that's where you come in. What, I'll stay sober while you get pissed? Exactly, because there's always one real loose one in a DJ duo. Think about the great DJ duos, Peaking Duck, Stafford Brothers, other ones. There's always one that actually knows what they're doing

and then the other one. Peking Duck are consummate professionals. Peking Duck know what they're doing. Well, they appear like ones on the decks and then the other ones down the front like throwing things into the crowd and taking their top off. That could be me. You could be the one that knows what you're doing.

The other bit that makes me dubious is the timeframe because we have a gig in mind but it's very soon. It is. So this is our plan. You're on board and I love that you've come on board to support me. I'm on board now apparently. Because that's what we do. Yeah, I'm on board.

Well, I thought you were. Our plan is over the next four weeks, can we create a DJ duo that will be ready to play a headline gig at Float? It's a pretty big event. I mean, if it was just me, I'm ready. Like I said, I'm ready. I've got the experience, got the credentials, I've got the playlist. If it's with you, everything's up in the air if it's with you everything's up in the

air everything everything is up in the air so yes I'm on board okay but it's gonna take work I need you to know this it's gonna take work yeah it's also gonna take coaching and it's gonna take expert advice and that's why I've organized on the show today the the world's number one, let's just say that, the world's number one DJ duo, Peking Duck, will join us on the show at 5.30 and they can tell us whether this is doable, whether in four weeks. I've got so many questions. We can create a product that can actually perform live.

Because there's one thing for just doing it and then going and playing some nightclubs and stuff. Well, we can do that first. It's another thing to go and do it live on a stage at a festival. Like if it goes to crap, it's a long time between that and the end of your set. We might have a very short career as a DJ duo and it could be a really, really embarrassing video

that'll live on the internet forever. We'll get Adam and Ruben on, okay? Well, let's talk to them first. Okay. We'll get Adam and Ruben from Peaking Duck on the show at 5.30 and just run the idea past them. They're helpful. I've hung out with them a bit before.

They're very open-minded. I'm excited to talk to them. They've played gigs with- Fellow DJ duo-ers. And they've played with much worse people than- Technically now our colleagues. Our peers. Our peers.

We'll get them on at 5.30 and we'll find out, okay? Okay. Bree and Clint. Float is very close. ZM's Float brought to you by Tip Top Trumpet. We've got a new game to try and give away some tickets right now. Free and Clint. Sinky, sinky, float, float.

Now, just before we do that, why is there your imitation of a ship horn at the side of that? No, there's a ship. There's a ship horn. There's a ship? Am I on? I don't know. Oh, sorry. Hang on. There's a ship horn. There's a ship. Am I on? I don't know. Oh, sorry.

Hang on. There you go. Am I? Oh, I'm on now. No, that's just a ship horn because it's like, you know, sinky, sinky, float, float. Explain the game sinky, sinky, float, float. Essentially, very intricate game.

I mean, you don't need any skills. We just pick an item and you pick whether it's going to sink or it's going to float. We're going to put it in a fish tank and that's pretty much it. You can win for yourself a double pass to our floating festival on water. Lake Tikitapu in Rotorua this February the 16th. Stan Walker is performing. Drax Project is performing.

Saatchi is performing. And now we're performing, maybe. First person up to play Sinky Sinky Float Float is Michaela. Hey, Michaela. Hi, how are you? Now, what are your thoughts on the potential addition to the float bill, first of all? I mean, the big news on the line-up, Michaela, I mean,

probably your favourite so far? Definitely. Oh, we've got the support. Because you're the first one through, you get to choose first. Okay. Your item this afternoon, Michaela, Is an avocado Will it sink?

Or will it float? Um, float? Float She's locking in float Okay, if it floats, the double pass is yours If it doesn't, then Joshua You're going to score the double pass to float, okay? So

What do you reckon, Joshua? Do you think it'll sink or float? I think it'll float as well. Okay. Well, you're stuck on sink because Michaela got them before you. Can I just say it's a very heavy-feeling avocado. Is it ripe? Like if you squeeze it, is it soft?

Yes. Yeah? I don't know if that has anything to do with it. I've never put an avocado in water before. It could have something to do with it. I reckon it'll sink. I reckon it's dense enough. And you know when you open an avocado there's no air in there there's no way yeah i agree i think it might sink it's solid um okay breeze by a fish tank

when you're ready um chuck it in there here we go will it sink will it float oh it's gone straight to the bottom but it's kind of hovering around the middle wait it's gone straight to the bottom, but it's kind of hovering around the middle. Wait, wait, wait. It's in the middle of the fish tank. It's hovering. It's standing itself up again. Its butt is touching the stones on the bottom of the tank. I'm going to say it's sunk. I'm going to say it's sunk as well.

Josh, you're going to float, man. We've got two free tickets for you. Oh, my God. Sweet. It's weird, eh? It's kind of suspended in this bit where... I'm actually just going to get that out because avocados are really expensive.

Sweet as. I'm going to take that home. That's how Stinky Stinky Float Float works. If you can guess correct, you get two free tickets to ZM's Float brought to you by Tip Top Trumpet. Today, I want you to start thinking about tomorrow's item. Does a whole bottle of rosé sink or float?

We'll find out tomorrow. We'll find out tomorrow. Brie and Clint. You know when you hear someone come up with just a genius idea and you go, damn it, why didn't I think of that? And it's an idea where you're like, oh, I could have done that. You could have done this. And it's probably going to make them rich.

We today are celebrating a group of Kiwi 18 year olds so they're all brilliant well done guys, who have launched a brand new delivery service which is taking care of a need that people I don't think even realise that they had. You, in three weeks time will be able to use this company

to have delivered to your house your protection. Yeah. Your... You can say it. Your contraceptive. Look how nervous you are.

Condoms. Yeah. Condoms. Condoms. Condoms. Condoms. I don't know. Condoms.

You can get your condoms delivered to your house. They're launching a company where you order them online, they come straight to your house, and this is the genius bit. The name of the company is Package. Well done. Well done. I just don't know where, like, they obviously were all sitting around and they obviously have that problem where you're like,

oh, I don't have any and I really need them right now. There should be a service for that. Oh, I don't think it's instant. I don't think it's like you I don't think it's like... Oh, you don't get them straight away. I don't think it's like you're in this situation and you go, hang on, I'll just... And then 15 minutes later they show up. I think the idea of this company is

to get rid of the embarrassing bit where you have to buy them at the supermarket. Oh, I thought it was like... Rapid. They should have called it... Yeah, I thought it was like Uber Eats and they could have called it like Uber Sheets. And you get straight... Uber Sheets. And you get straight.

Uber Sheets. Yeah, sheets. Like a, because you get into the bed. Or because a sheath, because it sheaths the, anyway, could have, should have, would have, didn't.

What, so it just takes out the embarrassment. The embarrassing bit where you're at the supermarket and you grab a box off the counter and then you have to go through. Does it, do you get that? I remember that, that feeling of you're standing at the supermarket checkout and if you've got them in your trolley you like try and hide them underneath the bread or something like that and then you get to the

counter and you put them on that conveyor belt thing and you still try hiding those and then it comes up and you're like looking at the attendant and the real smart ass ones will go big weekend ahead they shouldn't be doing that they shouldn't be doing that. They shouldn't be doing that. But they, at the same time, like, that would be one of the few highlights of your job. I'm allergic. To them? Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Found that out the hard way, didn't I? How do you get around that? Woo! They make non-latex ones. Oh, leather ones. The thing with package, this service, is you can decide how many you get sent and how frequently too. So you can make it a regular delivery every month. Oh, well, that's being a little bit...

Presumptuous. Yeah. You might get it. Some months you might have a bit of a backlog. Imagine having to like email them and be like, I need to cut off my orders, please. Hi, I need to reduce my order, please. And they're like, it's okay.

It's all right. Brilliant idea. We'll keep sending them in the hopes that things get better for you. Yeah? And they're like, no, you should really stop. On a serious note, did you know that New Zealand is the third worst country in the world when it comes to using condoms.

Really? Third worst. 23% of people use them. What? In this country? Yeah. And only 25% of people use them when they lost their V plates. Isn't that shocking?

What? I guess the conversation should be don't be embarrassed. They're important. You need them. But this service is going to help with that. Yeah, well, hope so. That's alarming. The other one is you get them from the doctor and the doctors will be seeing you there.

So do you need any of the... Do they ask you that? Some doctors do. Really? Yeah. Which my doctor gave me tampons. That'd be great. Well, then they write you a prescription for them

and you get them from the chemist and they're really cheap. But the thing is, when the doctor does it, it's like when the doctor gives you Panadol. Has the doctor ever given you Panadol? Yeah, you don't want the generic brand. No. When you get Panadol, they give you like 40 trays of it. When you get condoms from the doctor,

they end up giving you like a case of 12, 12 packs. And all of a sudden you've got this huge stockpile. That expires. Well, you've got to get through them, but then if a date comes around and they see this big stockpile in your wardrobe, they go, mate, what are you up to? How many of those things do you need? Yeah, that's weird looking.

Anyway, this service is here to try and circumnavigate that. It's called Package and you can get rubbers delivered to your door. And they should join forces with that, like an alcohol brand and then do alcohol and like a package deal. Yep. Don't know if that's a responsible message they're going for, but yeah, hey, the world's their oyster. Hey, you never know.

Bree and Clint. A little bit of an update for you on my life. Gave up Uber Eats at the start of this year. How's that going for you? Not bad. I walked to for you on my life. Gave up Uber Eats at the start of this year. How's that going for you? Not bad. I walked to the supermarket on the weekend. I also walked to my favourite place I usually order Uber Eats from and just picked it up.

Was it weird to see inside that place? You know how there's that place we order chips from all the time and we'd never been there? Yeah. And then for the first time we went to actually have the chips and we found out the restaurant is actually just a shipping container on the side of the road. My favourite Italian restaurant?

Yeah. In a food court. Oh. And it's real cheap, but it's real good. It doesn't make it bad that it's in a food court. No, it's amazing. It's just not probably the romantic candlelit Italian setting that you thought it was.

No, I actually found out because me and some of my mates went there to have dinner. Yeah. And they were like, oh, it's a food court. And I was like, oh, yeah, it's a food court and pretended like I knew. Was it a special occasion? Yes.

It was one of my friend's birthdays. Nothing wrong with the food court because everybody can have what they want. Exactly right. Something though. It's like the U-Inn of restaurants. Yeah, pretty much. Literally, this place is. It's amazing. One of my mates, though, was telling me the story-Inn of restaurants. Yeah, pretty much. Literally this place is.

It's amazing. One of my mates though was telling me this story about how she ordered Uber Eats. We were actually texting as she ordered it because she was getting my advice on what pizza she should order. Because I am an Italian and I'm a professional at Uber Eats. Anyway, she said that and we were texting back and forth as she's putting this order to Uber Eats. And she's like, oh my God, they've picked it up. It's on its way. She's like, it's four minutes away.

Was this your first time using Uber Eats? No, but she was just really excited. And I was getting updates and then she was like, oh, he's coming around the corner. And then she's like messaged me and she's like, my order's just been cancelled. But he'd already picked it up. So he'd picked it up.

She could see the guy because you know how you can see the guy on the app. Not everybody does know that, because not everyone has their breeds. You can watch your meal inbound, right? And get hungrier and hungrier. You can time your meal to the second almost. Literally, you can see them as they, what turns they're taking, what route they're using to get to your place. So this guy has just dropped off the map, cancelled the order. How does that work? I said to her, do you think he had a crash?

Oh. Oh. Because he was nearly at her house. Yeah. What happens to the meal? Because you've already paid for it and it's already come from the restaurant and he's holding the food. Someone has to get paid somewhere. Yeah technically uber eats i'm pretty sure only

charge you once you receive the meal okay so you just have to reorder again and does that guy get charged for it the guy who picked it up does it come out of his because otherwise you'll have uber eats drivers just picking up meals going oh i like the look of that and then eating it and cancelling the job yeah does the restaurant take the brunt of that? I don't know. Yeah. But I wanted to know, what do you think happened? Do you think he crashed?

Or do you think like... He was close to the house, right? Yeah, like really close, like two streets away. I said to her, get in the car and go check. Go and see where he is. Because she could see the last point he was at. Yeah. But she said she couldn't be bothered.

Just look for the broken down Prius that smells like garlic. Pretty much. Yeah. I got no idea. Did she ever find out what happened? No. So she had to reorder her food and then wait another half an hour. She was devastated.

Pain in the ass. But if you do know, I'd love to hear your thoughts. You can call us 0800 dial ZM or you can text us. We weren't going to do that, but I would love to get to the bottom You can call us 0800 dials at M or you can text us. We weren't going to do that, but I would love to get to the bottom of it. What's the question? Do you know what happened? Where's my pizza?

Where's the pizza gone? Bree and Clint. Let's play our new game, Callback Heroes. Bree and Clint. Callback Heroes. Right, so this is our new game, Callback Heroes. We tested this last week where essentially if you had one person that you could call in your phone book to call you back to save your life,

who would it be? I today am going to go with the person who checks their text messages faster than anybody I know. Who? And if you don't text her back, you know about it. I'm going with my friend, Sharon, from The Edge. Okay? She's on the air right now.

I know, but she is the most phone-reliable person I know in the whole world. Sharon will never not text you back. All right, so she has 30 seconds to call you back. 30 seconds? Yeah, my brother. Hey, hey. Oh, whoa. Whoa, I had? Yeah, my brother. Hey, hey. Oh, whoa.

We'll just gloss over that bit. Hey, Sharon, how are you? Good. Why are you still calling me? We broke up like three years ago. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Actually, I think I'm going to be sick.

I think I'm going to throw up. Can you call me back? Can you call me back in 30 seconds?. I think I'm going to throw up. Can you call me back? Can you call me back in 30 seconds? Sorry. Call me back. Call me back. No. Call me back.

Call me back. Cool. Okay. She's definitely probably not going to call me back after that. Your acting is horrible. I've got corner pressure situation. I could see your face where you panicked and you're like, oh, wait, she's the one. I've got to say something like believable.

She's not allowed to know. Oh, 20 seconds she's got. I was going to... I've got to say something, like, believable. She's not allowed to know. Oh, 20 seconds she's got. I was going to say I'm going to poo myself, but then... Hey, that would have been more believable. Oh, she's... Oh, she's coming. Sharon. Hey, mate.

Hello. Sharon. Oh, is that... Yeah. Hey. Yeah, hello. The bald one, Jono and Ben. Is it Jono?

Yes, the bald one. Oh, hey, Jono. The other guy's suffering from significant ear loss. Yeah. Can you stop ringing Sharon down? She's with us. Is it Jono? Oh, hey, Jono. Yeah. You lose! Technically, Sharon didn't call you back, so you lose. I got a call back from Sharon's phone. You lose! Bree and Clint's Comeback Heroes! Come back here, oh.

Bree and Clint. It's ZDM's Bree and Clint. Good, everybody, and good afternoon. Bree and Clint. This is big, guys. This is big for the BNC family. We've launched today that we will be starting a DJ duo as of now. Well, you've, yeah, yeah. I've roped Clinton against his will to teach me the ropes

to become a DJ so we can join together to ultimately, hopefully, maybe, if Ross Boss lets us, play it float. I'm not against it. It's just I'm slightly reluctant to get on stage with you in this situation. Any other time? Sweet as. Sweet as. It's just crowds are very unforgiving if you're a shit DJ. So we need to build up

obviously our tolerance to hate. Well, we've got to get... No, no, no. Look at... No. The better way to do this is say we've got to get good. We've got to get good and then there will be no hate. That's why I've roped in some expert help this afternoon At 5.30, Peking Duck

It's now our peers Well, yeah, I don't know if they'd appreciate being called that No, they're musicians now They're our peers or colleagues We might work together one day, we don't know Peking Duck, the world's leading DJ duo Will join us on the show at 5.30 And we'll just run it by them, okay

We'll see if they think it can be done Because the other thing working against us is time. It's four weeks away. I mean, sky's the limit. It's a fast track, but we could do it, babe. You're going to teach me the ropes. You've done it. You've been in the DJ scene for a while.

How hard can it be? How hard can it be? Is it a compliment? I don't know. If you want to see all of this go down, it is happening at ZM's Float, brought to you by Tip Top Trumpet. Steal some tickets from GrabOne.

You can get them for $65. It goes down on the 16th of February. Some of my friends are now buying tickets. To the gig? Yeah, because we're going to be added to the line-up and they want to see me fail. Or is it because you announced that your hot brother is going to be at the gig as well?

It could be that. There's something for everybody at this show. That's why it's going to be such a great day. Next, what's the opposite of PDA, do you think? Public displays of affection. Is there a word for when couples have fights in public? PDH. PD.

Public displays of hate. PDA, public displays of aggression. Ooh. Ooh. It turns out, not just like disastrous relationships that normal people have, it happens to celebrities too. Two very high profile people have talked about how they had a huge bust up at one of the biggest weddings of the year.

How embarrassing. We'll talk about it next. We'll talk about your fights as well. Shout out to Ariana, Bree and Clint, ZM. Who's your favourite celebrity couple? There's a few cute ones. I do love JT and what's her name, Jessica Biel. JT and what's her name?

They're cute. Oh, JT and what's her name? No, I love, who's the chick that, I don't know, there's a few cute ones out there. Mine's John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. I just love Chrissy Teigen. I love Chrissy Teigen, but John Legend's fantastic as well. He's great too, yeah.

They've been on the show Watch What Happens Live, that talk show in the States. Do we get that here? I haven't heard of that show. It might be on Bravo or something, I don't know. But it's just a talk show. Right. And they get people on.

So like what, the Late Late Show or something like that? He gets really good scoops. He got out of them that they had a big like domestic at Kim and Kanye's wedding. Oh, so in public. In public at a wedding. At someone else's wedding. You don't get to choose when you have a relationship fight.

Well, some people do. Some people would argue that their partner absolutely decides when they have a relationship fight. But sometimes it just happens. And you can't help it. And at somebody else's wedding, God, you'd feel so guilty, wouldn't you? This is them talking about their domestic that went down.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. I think I was really intimidated. And I think I came from a lot of insecurity. And I just, I took it out on John. I don't know. There's a lot of fabulous, amazing people in one room. And you just, I think that's where it stemmed from. But I was just very insecure and very, I don't know.

You know how things snowball into like a bigger thing. And also drinking. So that doesn't help. There it is. There it is. You're feeling insecure. It's a high pressure situation. Because weddings are high pressure situations.

Kim and Kanye's wedding would be a high-pressure situation. Yeah, you'd be on alert. Because everybody there is like everybody's pushing something. There's nothing worse though, can I say? And then you chuck booze in the mix. Yeah. There's nothing worse than having a public fight with your partner. It is I, to be honest, I run.

I think of times where i've literally run like if someone tries to have an argument like an audible argument i've been present at one of yours are we allowed to yeah you can talk about it no actually can we not because it makes me so uncomfortable could i give the highlights yeah because it's not your it's not a relationship you're in anymore no i went around to brie's house and it was organised, right? You told your partner people were coming over. It was organised, people coming over for State of Origin and then they decided to go to bed early.

Quite early. Quite early. Like I think even before half time we had people there. You were entertaining. We were entertaining. And I was like, oh, do you think you could maybe stay up for the rest of the game? Because there's all these people that we've invited.

I need to go to bed to go to F45 in the morning. At 4.30 in the morning. So, yeah, she did need to go to bed. But then you said, oh, what did you say? I didn't get involved. Get out of here. Don't put any of this on me. Yeah, it was very awkward.

What did I say? No, I don't think you said. No, when we were talking about earlier, I mean. Oh. Yeah. Oh, it was very awkward. What did I say? No, I don't think you said. No, when we were talking about it earlier, I mean. Oh. Yeah. Oh, it was just uncomfortable for us. And then you said it got really uncomfortable. Yeah.

I was just reaching for more bread and cheese. I was like, oh, keep watching the game. Hell of a good game, eh, Caitlin? She's like, I don't even know what's happening. I'm all watching the fight. She's just eating popcorn, watching you two have a domestic. That's not even that bad because it wasn't in like public public Low level

That was pretty low level that one We want to know this afternoon Or no 800 dials at him Where did you have a public fight with your partner? Yeah Where was it? What was the location? Did you ruin someone else's wedding?

Oh that's an awkward one Did it kick off at a funeral? Maybe it was at brunch Any of these sort of high-pressure situations, did you have a fight meeting the parents? Or they just, the idea of them make me so uncomfortable. What is it about even being in a car that makes a fight so much more worse? Because you can't leave.

It just, it kicks off when you're in the car. You can't even turn away from each other Especially if you're the driver The amount of big fights I've had in a car Where I'm like if we weren't in the car right now Probably wouldn't be as bad If there's other people in the car with you That counts as a public fight Yeah that's a public fight

Okay 0800 dial ZM or 9696 Are you ready to talk about it? Let's discuss it Let's make it even more public and put it on the radio Let's do some therapy together. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Where was your fight? Bree and Clint.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have revealed on Watch What Happens Live that they had a huge domestic, big relationship fight at Kim and Kanye's wedding. Doesn't get more public than that. I think I was really intimidated, and I think I came from a lot of insecurity and I just, I took it out on John. I don't know, there's a lot of fabulous, amazing

people in one room and you just, I think that's where it stemmed from, but I was just very insecure and very, I don't know, you know how things snowball into like a bigger thing and also drinking, so that doesn't help. And also drinking, that's an important bit to remember. It's never helped a fight.

You've never gone, look, you're obviously angry. Let's go away and have a couple more drinks. And then we'll discuss it. And then we'll talk about it. But seeing as they've admitted to it, can you admit to it now? Can you admit to having a public fight with your partner? To be honest, even just talking about this makes me uncomfortable. There's just nothing worse.

Emma, hi. Hi. Is this a current partner that you're still with? Yeah. Oh, no. What happened? So we had a huge fight in the middle of the airport. We had flown back from Scotland to New Zealand with two of our young kids,

which were three and one years old. So you're already on edge pretty much. Yeah, totally. They didn't sleep the whole way. He got drunk on the plane, so I was already like losing it. Legend. Dead set legend. Father of the year. I know, right?

He's like, I can just picture him going to UMA. He's like, this is your problem now. Shut up, shut up Shugger not driving. Well, we got back to the airport in New Zealand and realised that we hadn't sorted out the baggage weight for the domestic flight. We'd only done it for the international. Oh, no.

So we had to figure all of it out, and it was a huge issue. So we had this huge fight in the middle of the airport about whose fault it was with the baggage. So we had this huge fight in the middle of the airport about whose fault it was with the baggage. And then the kids are running around. And then we fought about the fight of like, why are you fighting with me in public in front of everyone? So you fought about the fight.

Can you guys laugh about it now? Can you look back and go, oh, that was a fun family trip, wasn't it? Yeah, but that was the first time our three-year-old had ever sworn as well. So everyone was already staring and then we had... So good memories from Scotland then, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They just burn all the photos because they don't want to remember it?

Oh, this could be sensitive. Someone who wants to remain anonymous. Kia ora, anonymous. Hi. What happened? A public fight with your partner? Yeah, it was. It was also at an airport.

Well, in the aeroplane, actually, when I was 16. Yeah, it was my partner at the time. We were travelling over to Australia for the NRL finals with his whole family. And it was my first time on an international flight and we ended up getting in a heated argument because I was so excited about being on a big plane and having all this food instead of a domestic flight. And yeah, so we were sitting in science for I think five hours. Yeah.

Giving those odd grudges And like just ignoring each other Did he make you feel stupid Because you were excited about going on the big plane Yeah yeah And are you still with him now No I was going to wait until she said that You've got to get it out there first

And also what a show off Bragging about how he goes on the plane to Australia I know It is a big deal I, it is a big deal. And you enjoy it. It was. I thought it was a big deal at the time. I still get excited now when they bring down the cart with the free alcohol.

I'm like, ooh, here it comes. Hey, Lisa, where did your public fight happen? So my ex used to save the arguments and say we'd talk about it later, only to bring it up when we went round to his parents' house so his mum could jump in and save his arse. See that's a whole nother level of psycho. Wait so he would say let's save this

for later. Yeah he's like oh we'll talk about it later we'll talk about it later because we were heading round to his parents house and I knew every time we were heading round to his parents house he'd bring it up so he wouldn't have to argue with me. He'd text his mum on the way over there and give her the rundown and then she would have his day for him. Was mummy always on his side?

Mummy is always on his side. He can't gang up on a fight. Hang on again. We need to check. Did you say this was an ex? Yeah. What a dick! But the best part is I have a kid with him,

so even like seven years later, he's still doing this. He won't say anything until I pick the kid up, and his mum will be there. No, that's perfect. Get the won't say anything until I pick the kid up and his mum will be there. No, that's perfect. Get the kid on your side. I imagine the kid spends more time with you. This is great parenting, by the way. Make the kid a pawn in your argument.

Yes. The kid has my attitude, so he's real sassy and it cracks me up every time. It makes it fair. It evens up the numbers. If he gets grandma, you get the kid. I love this text on the text machine. We're obviously talking about public fights and before we went to a song,

we were talking about fighting in a car. Yes. Because I reckon fights just kick off in a car. Yeah. And you can't get away from each other. This text is fantastic. And someone texted in and they said, and they're probably listening right now, my boyfriend and I were just having an argument in the car

and he was done with the argument so turned up the radio really loud and it was you guys talking about fighting in a car. Well done. We don't know if that person has told their boyfriend that she text us. So this could be news to him. I just realised that. And we called her and we couldn't get her on, but I'm pretty sure her name was Claudia.

Free and Clint. Free and Clint's birthday banger. Take your birthdays. We put them into a big computer in here and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Oh, she's gone on a different line. That's all right. Are you there, Lauren?

I'm here. Hello. Hello, Lauren. We thought we'd lost you. Hi. Oh, it's been happening here. What's your birthday, Lauren? It's the 23rd of April.

One more time? Do you have it written down? I do have it written down, luckily. It's 1992. So Lauren was born in 2008. She was 16, sorry, in 2008 on the 23rd of April, and this is her birthday banger. It's an anthem.

Oh, nice. What was the year? 2008. 2008. Was Jordan Sparks American Idol? Yes. She was, right? She was from American Idol, yeah.

Do you like that one, Lauren? Yeah, I love it. I love that song, can I say? I think Lauren just got cut off again. It's not going to impact whether we play her birthday banger or not, though. Let's go to Tammy. Hey, Tammy. Hi, Tammy. Yo, how are you. Hey, Tammy. Hi, Tammy.

Yo, how are you? Good. How are you, Tammy? I'm good. Happy Monday. Happy Monday, mate. I like your energy. What's your birthday, Tammy?

My birthday is the 21st of June, 1986. Okay, Tammy. You were 16 in 2002 on the 21st of June. And on that day, this was number one. You've got Ashanti and Foolish. Do you like Ashanti? I love her. Yeah.

Has it got Ja Rule on it, this song? I think so, yeah. Brings back great memories. Brings back great memories, and that's the idea of the segment. Okay, that's a contender. Let's go to one more from Isaiah. Hey, Isaiah. How you doing? Good, man. What's your birthday, Isaiah?

3rd of April, 1995. Okay, you were 16 in 2011 on the 3rd of April Oh, play a shanty, eh? Play a shanty! Isaiah, it's the lyrical genius Pitbull. He's on that song. It's a sexy Latino twosome. Hey, before I go, Clint. Yeah? Take up Bree for DJing, alright?

Take her up for DJing. Do you think she's got what it takes? You won't know until you try, eh? Yeah, good point. I love that. Thanks, Isaiah know until you try, eh? Yeah, good point. I love that. Thanks, Isaiah. Are you coming to float? Oh, nah, nah.

I'm a part-time DJ myself, so... Do you reckon we can do it? Yeah. I'll leave it there. Okay. What are we going to play? Isaiah doesn't want to hear his own song. I like it, though.

I like it as well. Do we just say screw it and play it? I like all of them. Yeah. What's producer Ellie feeling? Um, uh, I can't bring her up, sorry. Oh. Um, just make a call. I'll make a call for you.

Good decision. He's gone. This is going well. Say no! You can't win them all. It's a Monday, mate. It's all right. I'm ready for another holiday. This is Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint, it's in him.

So essentially, in my lifetime, I feel like I'm getting older. I've always wanted to have the bucket list idea of becoming a DJ, even if it's just a couple of different music events. Yeah. You're a semi-retired DJ. Semi-retired. Semi-retired. Still do special occasions.

You can come out of retirement for this special occasion and we can join forces to create the ultimate horrible DJ duo of the century. I just don't know if you've got what it takes. That's why today. I know I don't got what it takes. That's why today... Oh, no, I know I don't have what it takes. Today we're asking professionals, the most successful DJ duo of all time, please welcome to the show, Peking Duck!

Oh, shit! Whoa! What an intro. I'm glad you're picking our brain on this issue. We're here to help. Yeah, fantastic. Now, I've spent a couple of evenings with you two in DJ duo mode, and you guys know what it takes.

You've got it down pat. So what do we need to know, Adam and Reuben from Peking Duck? What does it take to be a successful DJ duo? Rule number one, equipment. You totally need equipment. Rule number two, drink tokens. Free drinks. Right, so negotiate the free drinks.

So that when you get to the bar, you don't have to pay for the drinks. Yeah. That's good. Nothing more embarrassing than seeing the DJ up there with his debit card out, right? Yeah, exactly. You don't want to be tapping on. And then the final but most important rule, rule number three,

signature dance moves that no one else can replicate. And if they do try to, they look like idiots. Yes. No, we've got that down, Pat. That's for sure. We're already horrible. Here's an important question. Do we need to both know how to DJ?

No, you'll be fine. Mixing's easy. Do you remember back in the day when people used CD players? Yeah. Yeah, so like back in the CD days, you put the CD in, close the lid and press play. So there's that. We should do like an old school DJ set

where we just put press play on a CD player. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, there's not much of a difference. Yeah, you just like, just do that with two CD players, and then when one of the CD players finishes the music, then you press play on the other one, and back and forth and back and forth, and boom, you're a DJ.

I'm not saying we're going to do this, but how frowned upon is a pre-mixed DJ set and we just pretend to DJ? You know, just so it goes seamlessly. It's pretty frowned upon, but a lot of DJs do that. So you'd just be joining. Yeah,

I've heard like a lot of the Swedish, a lot of the big European DJs just do that every set. But join the gang. What's the gang? The pre-mixed gang? The gang,

the pre-mixed gang. What's the gang? Tell me where the gang is. How do I join? What is the passwordmix gang? The pre-mix gang. What? Tell me where the gang is. How do I join? What is the password for this gang? My last question for you boys, how did you come up with the name? Because that's like a big thing, right? Yeah, I guess for us, we were in a weird sort of space for naming things.

We were partying a lot and drinking lots of beers, and after a few too many beers, someone would be peeking off their head in the corner of the room, pulling the duck face, and we'd be like, oh, no, Adam's peeking duck again. And then we eventually just decided that was a perfect name for the group. But I think there's a few name generators which are way more effective. Bam, it'll come up with one for you.

All I'm hearing... I think that's how Chardish Gambino got his name. All I'm hearing is go out, get a big night on the piss, and you'll come out with a really good DJ name. How do you think Alesso got his name? This has been so productive. Fricking fantastic. Peaking Duck, you guys have got brand new music

that's just dropped as well. It's called Sugar. It features Jack River. And we cannot thank you enough for the advice. Thank you. It's all love. Good luck us, I guess. It's all rainbows, mate.

Free and Clint. Hey, before we were talking about Oprah, who has released on her social media in the last couple of days that she did the In My Feelings Challenge. Hmm. We all remember that yeah from about a year ago welcome to early early last year oprah we all remember the in my feelings challenge where they get out of the car and they dance to the song in my feelings it was huge it was massive yeah it

was a big deal either oprah missed it or she's just been taking a while to get hers ready. She's a little bit late to the party. A little bit late to the party. Like a little bit late to the party. I thought it'd be a good idea this afternoon to test someone from Oprah's generation about millennial things that are happening.

And someone that I know that's in Oprah's generation is my mother. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, guys. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Yeah. Brie has just said that you are in Oprah Winfrey's generation. Is that a fair comment? Oh, I don't know. I think so. She's 64. Oh, come don't know. I think so. She's 64. Oh, come on.

I'm not that old. You're getting there, Mum. You're getting there. You turned 60 last year. It's all downhill from 60. Brianna, you were sworn not to even mention that one more time. Now, there's a reason why, Mum, we've gotten you on this afternoon, because I told Clint a story off the air about how over the holiday break

I heard you trying to use the word lit. Oh, well, you have to go with the flow, don't you? You do have to go with the flow. You're absolutely right. Now, is that true? Did you try and use the word lit in a sentence over the holidays? Yeah, I have to admit I did and it didn't come out very well because everyone seemed to be laughing so much.

That's not fair. Did she get the context wrong? No, she got the context right, I'm pretty sure. I can't remember exactly what she said now because we were all just dying of laughter. But, you know, you're pretty up with the times, Mum. We thought we could test you this afternoon. Oh, no. On millennial things. Oh, no, Brianna you know, you're pretty up with the times, Mum. We thought we could test you this afternoon.

Oh, no. On millennial things. Oh, no, Brianna. Oh, no. You'll be fine. You should be doing this with your father. You'll be fine. Clint, what's the first one we have for us? Okay, Mumma Di.

Do you know what the Bird Box Challenge is? Bird Box Challenge. Oh, no. Is that where you put a good-looking girl in a box or something and you choose her? No idea, mate. You know what? Yep.

That's exactly what it is. Mum, it's crazy, but you nailed it. Are you kidding me? Yeah, no, I'm not. Mumma Di, next one. You're doing very well. You're one from one so far. Do you know what earpods are?

Earpods. Are they earplugs that you use or something? It's pretty good. I don't know. That's close. No, we'll give you that. Well done. They go on your phone?

Yeah. You've absolutely nailed it. They're headphones. And I mean it this time. You've actually nailed it. They're headphones. And I mean it this time. You've actually nailed it. Mum? Yeah, I did see them somewhere. No, she didn't.

The next one. What is a lime scooter? A lime scooter. Is that a form of a cocktail? Yep. Yep. That's what got you lit. Is that what it is?

Are you kidding me? You'll know this one. Bree's put this on the list, but I think you'll know this one. What is an Uber? It's a generic taxi. Yeah, that's absolutely right. You nailed that one. Yep.

Mum, if I said to you, I'm going to airdrop you something from the iCloud, what am I doing? You're dropping something out of the computer into my email. I don't know. Yeah. No, that's pretty much pretty good. Pretty much.

You know what? Yeah. You basically got 100% there. Wow. We're making it worse. Oh, dear. Now, to take us out, please use the word lit in a sentence. I'm absolutely lit that you guys rang me today.

There you go. Just telling it. Bitter than Oprah. Bree and Clint. You know when you hear About a life hack And you just go Oh my god How have I never

Thought about that one before Yeah Like how you can take The rubber bit At the top of the Macona jar And keep sugar In there as well

And then your sugar And your coffee Are in the same place When I heard that one For the first time I was like Whoa Wait I'm confused

Oh you don't know about it No Yes I do know about it In the top of the lid In the top of the Macona lid Yes There's like a bit there For your sugar That goes with your coffee Brilliant Look at producer Ben You don't know about it? No. Yes, I do know about it. In the top of the lid. In the top of the Mocona lid. Yes. There's like a bit there for your sugar that goes with your coffee.

Brilliant. Look at producer Ben. He's just learning that. You've just learned it? There you go, mate. He was this many years old when he learned that. Got another one for you that has taken the internet by storm today, which is a wee bit controversial, but innovative nonetheless.

Now, listen up, new parents, particularly the mums. Okay. Now, listen up. New parents, particularly the mums. Right. Obviously, this is not going to be appropriate for everybody, but one day if you have babies, maybe you'll use this, or maybe it's not okay. If your baby has congestion, you've got to move, I think, I don't know much about babies,

you've got to move the mucus from the back or something. Yeah, you're meant to kind of pat them on the back. There's one mum who has used a household item to help that process along with her baby. Now, the item she's used is from her personal collection. Her very personal collection. Probably the collection that she keeps just next to the bed in the drawer. I'd say top drawer, maybe. Top or second drawer.

Maybe in the undie drawer. Yeah. But not in the front of the undie drawer. No. Look, it's not a shameful thing to have. It has a really good feature where it vibrates. Sounds a lot like this. It's an electric toothbrush.

No? It's a downstairs electric toothbrush. Yes. She's got it and she has turned it on and popped it on the baby's back. And the vibration is soothing and also helps to dislodge whatever congestion the baby has in its back. It's brilliant. She's a good parent because she's done what her baby needs and she's a problem solver. She's done way less work. However, she's taken a photo and she's put problem solver. Way less work. However, she's taken a photo, and she's put it on Facebook.

Now, one day, this kid is not going to be a kid anymore. It's going to be an adult, and he's going to go, because you've got to remember this, Facebook is around for the rest of our lives. He's going to go, I wonder what mum was like back in the day. I wonder what kind of baby photos. I might go back to 2019 and see what she was doing. What was she up to?

And there, for the whole world to see, is a picture of you with your mum's special toy on your back. Better living, New Zealand. That's Mike Posner, and I took a pill in ibiza have you watched the avicii doco on netflix yes very sad is it good though it's good like is it same does it seem official because you know when someone makes a doco about something and you know they've got no idea what they're talking about there's a lot of footage of avicii speaking and all that kind of stuff the r kelly one's very good it's very like it's awful absolutely

awful yeah but you will trust me because i've talked to people they go oh but i really like r kelly music if you listen to this you just you just won't it's sad because you can never listen to i believe i can fly again and it kind of ruins it ruins things like space jam it even ruins some michael jackson music but once you. Because he produced some Michael Jackson. And he wrote some of Michael Jackson's songs. Yeah, he's been in the news for all the wrong reasons. He just got dropped from his record label too. Yeah, I know.

There's all kinds of stuff happening. Lady Gaga's taking a song off iTunes that she did with him. He's still on Instagram. He won't give it up. R. Kelly is still on Instagram. He's just turned the comments off. Right. Anyway, that's us.

We've got to go. You've got to go and start thinking about, just go home and Google for me how to DJ. If we're launching this DJ duo. I mean, what? You watch a couple of things on YouTube. I mean, how hard can it be? How hard can it be, right?

How hard can it be? I've got you who is going to lead the charge in our quest to be the best DJ duo of maybe this year. Keep the time frame short, baby. Alright, cool. We're back tomorrow. See you then. Bye.