ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 22nd 2019

Episode Date: January 22, 2019

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Podcast intro? Cool. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast intro. This is where yesterday we talked about my Birkin socks. Nowhere else did we talk about the Birkin socks except on the podcast intro. So that's why I've waited until now to bring it up with you again. It's exclusive to the podcast. God, I've had a lot of support for that look I was wearing. No, you haven't.

I have. No, you haven't. I have. Influential people have said to me, Clint, that's good. I'm going to go check the Instagram right now. I've got the poll results. Okay. I don't know if I should trust you.

You shouldn't trust someone who wears Birkenstocks and socks together. Birkenstocks, pioneered by me, Clintstagram. 1,113 votes yes that it's a good look all of those people that's an incredible amount 1,113 people need Jesus yeah well well do they

also sandals very Jesus look do we need Jesus or are we living in Jesus' image are we channeling the Holy Spirit I'm not even religious I was going to say where is this going sure 2,352 people said it was an awful look.

And it's weird because all the people that voted yes, men. All the girls who voted no, women. I love how you were going to check. I'm just saying, man. There's a couple of girls in there. What did your wife Lucy... Girls like a man with confidence. What did your wife Lucy...

Girls like a man with confidence. Who is pretty stylish. Yeah. What did your wife Lucy Girls like a man with confidence What did your wife Lucy Girls like a man with confidence Who is pretty stylish Yeah What did she say? She didn't see them Took them off in the car I'd love to know her opinion Yeah I bet you did

Look Yeah because you wanted to have sex again Exactly At some point in your life Birkin socks baby It's coming It's coming No stop trying to make it a baby It's coming It's coming It's coming

No stop trying to make it a thing It's not a thing Here's the podcast everybody Bye ZM Let's go Now let me see you dance ZM's

Brie And Clint Good afternoon everybody Welcome to the show Brie and Clint Hello New Zealand Hello Brie That was New Zealand saying it back to you. Oh, thanks.

Hello, Bree. Thanks. I love, I love. So we had a photo shoot this morning and it's all coming up roses for us. We're all looking glam. I've had my full hair and makeup done. We're having a meeting in the studio earlier. I've turned around. Ross Boss has literally gasped with shock when he saw my face.

He was like this. Well, does it look that bad? No, it looks good. It looks good. It's just you don't normally look like this. Like you look glam today

and you normally, shit, now I'm doing it. Yeah, now you're doing it. You don't, you've had hair and makeup today though. I've never had someone You look glam today and you normally... Shit, now I'm doing it. Yeah, now you're doing it. You don't... You've had hair and makeup today, though. I've never had someone gasp in horror when they saw me. But I saw even Megan from Fletch Warner. Megan, she's wearing hers home.

She's having a nap at the moment. She's not taking the makeup off because it's... I imagine it's such a nice treat. I want to go out tonight. Yeah, see? Just see as many people as I can. You know, just take advantage. I just did a lap at the

office. Yeah. Just because I could, just to say hello to people. Just try and get out of some speeding tickets. Yeah, that'd be great. Go and see what you can get for free. Just really use and abuse this thing. Why not? Why not? Yeah. Today, we have a double pass to Broods to give away at 4 o'clock. We've got another one. On their Don't Feed the Pop Monster tour.

Yep, that's coming up soon. Also, we've got a double pass to Float to give away with Sinky Sinky Float Float. Pretty easy game. We're going to give you an item. All you have to do is tell us whether it sinks or whether it floats. Today's item to get you ready for our game at 4.20. What about a full bottle of rosé? Shotgun the bottle once we've used it in Sinky Sinky Float Float.

What a full bottle of rosé in a fish tank. Sink or float? If you can correctly guess a double pass to float up for grabs at 420. Pretty simple. Next, though, we want to talk about home remedies. You know the things in your family where they whip out something and your mum tells you that it'll be good for it? Put this on your rash, it'll clear things right up.

It'll be great. One man has taken it way too far. No medical advice. He's injected himself with something that he's made himself. And we'll give it to you next. Listen up if you've got any aches or pains. Free and Clint. Home remedies.

You know, stuff where they're passed down through the generations. Oh, you know what would be good for that? Windex. You know what grandma used to do? Stick a lemon up her butt. It works. Uncomfortable, but it got rid of her hiccups like that. And great breath afterwards.

An Irish man has been hospitalised after repeatedly injecting his own... Semen. ...into his arm to help try and cure his back pain. Sorry, what? He injected what? Semen. Sorry, what? How you injected what? Semen. Sorry, I can't quite.

I mean, I think I heard what you, I think I know what you said, but there's no way he was injecting that into himself. It's the same thing, you know, when you have men on a boat. Sailors. No. Or semen. Oh, semen. Oh, it rhymes with semen.

Yeah. What is he doing? He was 33. He's entered the hospital after it turned into an infection. Oh, well done. Now, let's strip this down. Let's really break this thing apart. So he has back pain.

Yes. Lower back pain. Forget the remedy. Forget the home remedy itself. Let's look at the location of the injection. It. Lower back pain. Forget the remedy. Forget the home remedy itself. Let's look at the location of the injection. It's in his forearm. So he's gone back pain. I'm going to inject myself in the forearm.

Yeah. Even if you go to a doctor and they use a local anesthetic, they will inject it in the place that hurts. What did he think this was? Some sort of like acupuncture? I was going to say, yeah. Where they put something in your temple and it makes your toe feel better? You're literally injecting yourself with your own juices, mate.

At least put it in the right place. But then I also think, why do you think that's going to work? It just came out of you and then you're putting it back in you. Why do you think it's going to help cure your back pain? Maybe it was just the process. Maybe it was like the whole process of... Wait. It's like, oh.

Surely. Time to get my medicine again. Maybe it gave him an excuse. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. This is a bit grim for this time of the day. But do we... 18 months he did this for.

Get off the grass. 18 months he was injecting himself. Yeah. Apparently they were... Because they wrote about it in this medical journal, yeah. Apparently they were, because they wrote about it in this medical journal and they were trying to help him because he had an infection and he left before they could treat him fully.

Doctors must see it all, eh? Oh, they do. And they're bound by the Hippocratic Oath or whatever it's called and they're not allowed to talk about it. But there must be doctors listening to this going, mate, that is nothing. That is nothing compared to the sort of things I've seen.

Did you guys have anything like in your family that you think was a bit weird? Well, maybe not at the time, but now, you know. A lot of my friends, I grew up in Rotorua and a lot of my friends, particularly my Maori friends. Yeah. You know pink eye? Yeah.

The family remedy for that is it's your own urine. So if you have a- What do you bathe your eyeball in it? Yeah. Somehow you tip it into your eye. I don't think you go directly from the tap to the eye. I think you get it into a cup and then you rinse. And apparently, apparently, Ellie's looking at me like she's just seen a,

like I just kicked a baby. Apparently it works. Apparently because that stuff there is sterile. Isn't that where you nearly got pink eye in the first place is from that area? I think it's from the other end. Oh, but you know, it's all down there. It's all around the same spot. But that is a home remedy that I grew up with.

Thankfully never had to use it, but yeah. I was going to say you've used it a few times. No, I have not. Oh, that was a jellyfish. No, again, that was not that. Is that a home remedy? Peeing on a jellyfish thing. They did it on friends.

Yeah, did someone just make that up? And then they thought it was funny because their friends were all peeing on each other? I don't know. Hard for you guys too. Like if you and your girlfriends are at the beach. Yeah, you have to sit downwind and then there's a squatting. One of you's got to be uphill, the other one's got to be downhill. Trust me, it's not easy to aim as a lady.

No, no. What about you? Home remedies in the Thomasale family? My mum used to have this home remedy. She called it a poultice. And if you had like a bad like, I don't know, I can't remember if it was like a splinter or if it was an infection. I think it was for everything.

So you get a piece of bread. Yeah. And then she would boil up really hot water. Yeah. And then she'd put salt in the water and then dip the bread in it and then put that on the infection. Yeah. And then tie like a bandage around it.

So it was like a drawing cream. Yeah. Why breed it and not like that on the infection and then tie like a bandage around it. So it was like a drawing cream. Yeah. Why breed it and not like a flannel? Bread was at the ready, obviously. Yeah, I was going to say it's the Italian part. But this is the home remedy. You've got a broken arm. Wrap this pizza base around it. Mate.

0800 dial ZM. What's your home remedy? What did you grow up with? Yeah Do you have one that works? Or were you given one by your parents or your grandparents That didn't work? Or that does work?

What is your cure? What do you swear by? That you haven't been given from a doctor An unorthodox treatment Yeah, you can text us on 9696 So long as you're not injecting yourself with anything Yeah, we're not taking those calls. That's a different show.

All right, we'll see what we get. We're talking about weird home remedies. The ones that work, not the one like this Irish guy's made the news for. Well, everyone thinks their home remedy works. Well, this guy did it for 18 months. For him to be doing... Say it one more. It's disgusting.

It is. Well, this guy did it for 18 months. For him to be doing... Say it one more time. It's disgusting. It is. He was injecting himself with, yeah, his own bodily fluid. His own bodily fuel. Yeah, pretty much. He was injecting himself with his own DNA, put it that way, to cure back pain. Injecting himself in the arm to cure back pain.

It's not even anywhere near his back. He did it for 18 months. He must have felt some kind of relief. You know? Yeah, I think he was like strangely into it. Or is it like vitamins? You never get, I've never taken a single vitamin and gone oh, I feel good. To be honest, his arms You just take them because you think it's working. Exactly

right. His arms swelled up like a balloon and he thought his arm was pregnant, but it was actually an infection. We want to know what, oh yuck. That is, we want to know what... Oh, yuck. That is... We want to know what's your weird home remedy, yeah? Yeah. Okay, let's go to Carmen.

Hey, Carmen. Hi, Carmen. Hey, how you going? What's your weird home remedy you're going to share with New Zealand? Oh, well, look, when I was little and I got sunburned, Mum said put malt vinegar, just dab malt vinegar on it and take the sting out and it makes your sunburn go brown.

Does it really though? Oh well, it actually does take the sting out, yeah. Because I would have thought it would sting more. Yeah, me too. I thought there was some kind of, like when you get caught smoking and your parents like smoke the whole thing. And then you learn your lesson because you won't get sunburned. So you learn never to get sunburned again.

Yeah, well that's what sheoned, and it worked a treat. We'll put malt vinegar on the list. Also, great if you're at the beach and you're having fish and chips, you just rub the chips on your arm. It's perfect. And then you're away laughing. Hey, Glenn. How you going?

What's your home remedy, Glenn? Oh, I've got two of them that work a treat. If you cut yourself or if you get a real bad blister, I remember my dad used to chase me around with a needle and pop it and he would either put straight methylated spirits on it or a thing called zinc.

That's what they put on sheep's feet. I've known a couple of crossfitters in my life and those guys get the most horrific calluses and blisters on their hand because they're constantly picking up tractor tyres. Like, honestly, guys, buy the rest of the tractor. Stop pushing the tyres around. But they do that too.

They tip the meths into the popped blister and it like seals it off. Not too much and your hands will crack. Yeah, but it burns, right, Glenn? Don't think this won't hurt. It hurts, right? Oh, man, it's worse than a sack tap. Like, it's pretty...

Worse than a sack tap? It's worse than a sack tap? Pretty bad. Okay, cool. Natalie, what's your home remedy? Hi, eating garlic. Yeah, I've heard of this one quite a lot. They say eating garlic helps you with a cold, right? Yeah, yeah, it does, but you have to chew it. Also, it stops the cold being contagious. You can't spread it to anybody else because no one will come anywhere near you because you smell like strapped garlic, right?

Yes. Well, I do get that if I eat it. No one wants to smell me or come near me. No one wants to smell me. That's why Italians are never sick. Yeah, okay. Because you eat a lot of garlic. There's a few interesting texts on the text machine.

Someone said, for an earache, you should very lightly saute an onion, wrap it in a paper towel, and put it in your sore ear. Works wonders. We called that person, Vivian, and she swears by it.

I swear they're taking the piss. Lightly saute onions. Also, how do you put them in your ear? You wrap it in the paper towel, and then you just shove it down there. Are we using like an olive oil drizzle in any sort of seasoning as well? Maybe. Or is it just raw onion? Maybe.

Another good one was breast milk, they say. On everything. Conjunctivitis, infection, block nose. It's magic, Karen reckons. Really? Magic. There's a side hustle for some mums out there. If the maternity leave

has run out. I've always had this theory that breast milk is really good. Like they should sell breast milk to bodybuilders because bodybuilders love protein shakes

because it makes them bigger and what makes babies bigger? Breast milk. And babies grow faster than bodybuilders. Bada bing, bada boom. Who cares if it works?

Sell a bodybuilder some of your breast milk. That sounds like a black market kind of deal. Yeah, I thought I'd get a stronger response than that. If there's any breastfeeding mums out there that want to go into business with me, hit me up. I'll stand outside the gym. We're taking suggestions on names as well for the business.

Literally just at the end we were talking about um potentially starting a company where ladies sell their breast milk to bodybuilders through me through you this is my business venture by the way don't forget that i'm the one standing outside les mills with a chili bin full of titty milk okay that's so weird um people have suggested names and it's going off of the text machine. Some of the suggestions. Are you ready? Yeah. Chest Day. Chest Day is a great name.

Very good. Combines, you know, both products. Both chests. It's great. Yeah. Booby Builders. Booby Builders is very good. Love it.

Very good. What about Mama's Muscle Building Milk? Not bad. Yeah. What about Mama's Muscle Building Milk? Not bad, yeah. What about, this is probably my favourite, Kauru Milk. Kauru. Because you have a Kauru membership, you know, kind of involves your life.

Yeah, yeah. Mike, you went in on this JV, mate. What's your idea for a name for my breast milk business? I can't believe I'm saying that. What's the name of the company? Breast Buff. Breast Buff. Yeah, definitely.

Play on words, Best Buff, but Breast Buff. Are you a bodybuilder? No, definitely not. Okay. I was going to ask if you wanted to buy a jug, but I think I know

what the answer is. Let's get some spy. Our Hollywood correspondent living in Hollywood. He's on the ground. Best highlights in the biz. Dean McCarthy, what's happening, mate? Yesterday, I had the best knees in the biz. Now it's the best highlights.

I just love this show. I need to call you twice a day. You've got the best everything, mate. Hey, tell us about, because earlier in the week, we talked to you about the Cash Me Outside girl who said she's going to take down Kylie Jina's makeup line. There's

news on that today, right, Dean? I am so shook to my core on this one. You're not going to believe this. The awful girl, the Cash Me Outside, how about that? You know that awful girl? She was paid to promote a makeup brand, right? So they brought her on as a kind of like an ambassador to promote the brand. And then if that went well, they would

then secure her her own makeup deal. On day one, day one of her promotion deal with them, she made them sell $500,000 worth of makeup. I'm telling you, Dave. In day one. What is wrong with the world? No, I'm telling you. And I've seen. What is wrong with the world? No, I'm telling you, and I've said this from the start, you call her the awful

cash me outside girl. She's a closet genius. She's got music. Are you alright, mate? She's got clothing. Are you alright? No, look, she did half a million dollars in one day.

The sky's the limit for this girl. Just means there's a lot of other idiots out there. That's all it means. It doesn't matter. In business, you've just got to find your market. Just find your niche.

Find your niche. Hey, Dean, Brad Pitt, he's dated all the hottest women in Hollywood. He's dating another one. Who is it? I'm absolutely shook on this one as well. Apparently, Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron are a new Hollywood couple. Now, look, I know you're thinking, come on, there's always that dumb Hollywood couple rumours.

Here's the background on this one. Apparently, the two of them were seen the other night at an after party, and he wasn't even invited to the actual pre-party. He went to a different party and then met up with her afterwards at a Hollywood hotspot where they were seen canoodling. That's all I'll say on that one. Canoodling. They would make a great couple.

Not a huge surprise. He's awesome. She's a babe. There's, what is it, 10 years difference, 12 years difference. Doesn't matter when you're that hot. So, yeah, stay tuned for more. I think they're a perfect couple, and their couple name would be Pyron. Oh, yeah.

Did you see that Shiloh, one of him and Angelina's kids, has left the Angelina nest and has gone to live with the cool dad you would eh? If you were a teenager and you had the option between living with Angelina Jolie and how many kids live there? Like six kids? Or you can go and live at Brad Pitt's Bachelor Pad

where are you going to live? I feel like Dean and I would both choose Brad Pitt also to live with Only because one reason, one reason he lives down the road from Channing Tatum. So we could go and hang out with him as well on the weekend. Does he really? Hell yes, Dean McCarthy. Where do you live in Hollywood, by the way, Dean?

What area are you in? I live in West Hollywood. West Hollywood. That's where all the glamorous and like famous people live, right? They all go to my, yeah, they all go to my, they actually do, they all go to my gym. So my gym is next door to where I live and so many famous all go to my gym. They actually do. They all go to my gym. So my gym is next door to where I live, and so many famous people go to that gym. And I go there in cute little outfits or matching hats.

Who's the most famous person who goes to your gym, Dean? I go to The Rocks there a lot. Jennifer Aniston goes there a lot. Common's there every single day. Do you remember the model with the long hair? What's his name? Fabio. Fabio goes there every day. Fabio!

You should have really stopped at The Rock. That's Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Spies brought to you by Ford, bringing summer, sounds, and family fun with the Ford Endura SUV. Brie and Clint. Picture this. You're sitting at a cafe,

and I'm sure this happens to a lot of people. What am I eating? Exactly right. You look at the menu, and you're like, oh, I really need to eat healthy today. And there's all these options that people pick when they think that they're trying to eat healthy and you opt out of the burger.

Yeah. Even though the burger is what you want. Let's be real. You always want the burger. But the burger always comes with fries. Yeah. I mean, not that I'm complaining. Those are two of my favourite foods in the whole world.

It's just amazing. Like a burger's great. It's just sometimes you feel that pressure on yourself. You go, you should do something healthy, man. Come on. I'm about to blow that theory out of the water because there's an article that's been done that actually states all the things that you order

instead of the burger that are actually the exact same amount of calories or around about the same. Okay. So these are some of the things that people order when they think they're being healthy. Yeah. Chicken wraps. Chicken wraps sounds healthy, yeah.

So chicken wraps, if you're ordering that on the menu to try and be healthy, they're around about 700 or 800 calories. Yeah. A burger, about 800 to 1,000. Oh. Very similar. Yeah. And if you get like a deep fried chicken option,

about 1,000 calories are served. So you might as well just have the burger. You may as well go the burger. It's what you want. No one has ever gone, oh, I'm glad I had the chicken wrap as well. I had nothing against the chicken wrap. That's so true. But I've never gone, mm.

Like I'd love to talk to someone. That chicken wrap was Moorish. Who gets a chicken wrap and they go, god damn, that was good. That chicken wrap really hit the spot. Who's ordering the chicken wrap on purpose and loving it? Like, come on. I don't hate chicken wraps. Neither.

Absolutely right. But is it ever your first choice? No. Have you ever ordered the chicken? So here's another one. You go to chicken wraps. Neither. You're absolutely right. But is it ever your first choice? No. Have you ever ordered the chicken? So you go to McDonald's and you're in the drive-thru. You're already at McDonald's. You're already there. And then you go, oh, better eat healthy.

Even though you're sitting in the drive-thru. And so you opt for the chicken wrap at McDonald's? Yeah, probably the same as a cheeseburger. I've never had the chicken wrap from McDonald's and gone, that was great. That was so worth it. That sweaty wrap that flopped out of the box. You know, and the salad was so fresh on it.

The lettuce. What about? The lettuce that's been kept in the burger warmer. Delicious. And I feel, I think I look healthier. What about this meal that everyone orders because they think it's super healthy, an acai bowl? Oh, yeah.

Not healthy. Is it not? Well, it's a bit healthier than a burger. Yeah. But some acai bowls can be about 800 calories. Right. What's in them? I mean, it's the stuff that's turned into acai.

Like, isn't it a berry? That's the acai berry and they turn it down into like that. It's nuts and berries and... And fruit and... And yogurt? Yogurt? I don't know. Never ordered one. It's a lot of sugar. There's about 60 to 80 grams of sugar in your average acai bowl. Yeah. It's a lot.

Also, on the list, your burrito bowl. Stop kidding yourself when you get the burrito bowl at like a Mexican place and you think you're being healthy. What are you saving? If you're getting the sour cream and you're getting, you know, all the bits and pieces that go with it. You might as well get the burrito.

Just get the burrito. You might as well get the bit that wraps it all together. Just get the burrito. Just because you're eating it with a fork doesn't mean that you've made a healthy decision. You're ruining a whole lot of businesses here. Like they've built people that places that sell a side bowls and next you'll tell me a poke bowl is not that healthy.

Yeah, well, you know, that could be on the list. The last one on the list, which I think most people, come on, let's be real. You'll know this one. The Caesar salad. Just because it's a salad doesn't mean it's healthy. What is so unhealthy about a Caesar salad? The dressing, the croutons, the bacon.

Yeah. There's bacon in the salad. Yeah, right. It's about a thousand calories. Same as a burger. You may as well get the burger. You're having sauce, lettuce, meat, and bread in the croutons. You're just having a deconst get the burger. You're having sauce, lettuce, meat and bread in the croutons. You're just having a deconstructed burger.

It's a crappy burger. It's just a burger that someone's put anchovies in. Fantastic. All right. Actually, I feel like a chicken right now. I was going to say, I could really go a chicken wrap right now. Free and Clint. Right now. Free and Clint. Right now.

Free and Clint. Sinky, sinky, float, float. We're live over here at the fish tank, Clint. Weather's good. Conditions are good. How are they? Moist? Moist.

Pretty moist. I've got a bottle of rosé with me. What's the water temp like? The water temp? I'm going to say it's about a cool 26. Oh, okay. Does that affect buoyancy? We don't know.

Yesterday, we tried an avocado to see if it would float or sink. Our avocado is still sitting at the bottom of the fish tank. I can't believe we've wasted that avocado, to be honest. It's sunk. I don't think it's a very clean fish tank, so I don't think you'd want to be tucking into that. My hand smells like poo. Today, a full bottle of rosé.

Will it sink or will it float? You can't open it. You can't drink it. That will put more air in it. Oh, God. It's good. Yeah, all right. That might change the condition.

Kirsty, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. How are you? Thank you. It was a full bottle of rosé. Hi, guys. How are you? Thank you. It was a full bottle of rosé. It's now a bottle of rosé minus one rather large gulp. Okay, so just to confirm the bottle has been opened? Yes.

The bottle has been opened. I took a big sip, Kirstie. But the lid's back on, okay? It's a screw top. Do you need to know the vintage or the brand at all? Is that going to impact your decision? How heavy is the bottle? It's a 750ml.

750ml, okay. Oh, she's drinking it again. Well, I feel like that's going to change my answer now. It's a fruity rosé. I thought you wanted to know that, Kirstie. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Being opened, I feel like that's going to change your answer. We want to give you as much information as possible

because we want to see you at float. If you guess right, we'll give you the tickets. If you get it wrong, then we're going to give the tickets to Sam, okay? Okay. Well, good luck, Sam. Okay, I'm going to go with... Oh.

Many data. Can water get into it? No, water can't get into it. It's sealed. Okay, I'm going to go float then. You're going to say float? Yeah. She's going to say float.

Bree, when you're ready, place the full bottle of rosé into our sinky, sinky float, float tank. It's gone straight to the bottom. Sunk like a rock. Oh, so it's me on a good Saturday night. Okay. Sam. Oh, well, have fun a good Saturday night. Okay. Sam, oh well. Have fun, Sam.

Thank you, guys. We can't give you float tickets, but we will find you another prize, okay? Oh, perfect. Hey, thanks, guys. How does half a bottle of rosé sound? Oh, that sounds wonderful. You keen?

Oh, see? She's happy with anything. Sam, good news for you, though. You're going to be at float. Yay, awesome. What are your thoughts on our impending DJ duo, by the way? Have you heard about this? No.

So we're going to perform. We're going to pull something together so that Bree and I can perform as a duo at Float. We've got four weeks to prepare. Oh, that's awesome. Good luck to you guys. One of the obligations is you have to cheer during our set, okay? I will.

I'll cheer really now. You've got to fangirl the crap out of us, okay? I will. All right, thank you. There you go, that's Stinky Stinky Float Float to win float tickets thanks to Tip Top Trumpet saluting summer since summer started. Tomorrow in the tank, an iPhone. Will an iPhone sink or float? We'll release

details tomorrow as to what type of iPhone it is, whether it's one of the waterproof ones, the plastic ones, the steel ones. Well, I ain't putting mine in. Well, yours is waterproof though. Is it? Yeah. I'm not going to test it. Take it in the shower, mate. No, I'm not going to test that. Go listen to some podcasts. Watch some videos in the shower. We'll play Sinky Sinky Float Float

again tomorrow at the same time, 20 past four. There's an ad that has come out in Australia which is a little bit controversial. There's people talking about in the ad how New Zealand and Australia should join the gap. I've seen this. Some Australia Day thing, right?

Yeah, it's for Australia Day. Is it Australia Day this weekend? It's on Saturday, Sunday. Some Australian you are. Oh, God. I'm not there, so I don't get to celebrate it. You can do it here. All right, I'll have the party at my house.

We need to honour your heritage as well. Anyway, take a listen to what they say in the ad. We used to be the greatest country on earth, but we've lost the plot. Cheating at sport. Can't even hang on to a prime minister. There's only one obvious solution, don't you think? We finally make New Zealand part of us.

Genius. We create one nation. Interesting concept. I don't like this. We kind of have already done that. What? Our show. Oh, it's a hybrid.

It's a hybrid. Yeah. All we're following on from our great predecessors, Jason and PJ. They did it before us. They proved that we can coexist. We can. New Zealanders and Australians can live together without killing each other. Pretty much.

There's one main reason in the ad that they believe we should join the gap and join together as one. And we can share your Prime Minister. I guess we better check with Jacinda first. That's it. It's a great reason. That's what it all comes down to. They want Jacinda. Look, everybody wants Jacinda, but only we have Jacinda.

Even the Americans would take Jacinda right now. But she's out. Shotgun. We haven't had a good Prime Minister. Shotgun Jacinda. In, well, nearly ever. Let's be real. We can't even decide on a Prime Minister.

There's this big rivalry. When I came to New Zealand, I didn't realise. I knew there was the banter between us and the Kiwis and I got that, but I didn't realise how much you guys hate us. Did you not? I didn't realise. I honestly didn't. We say it a lot.

Because we don't hate you. I love New Zealand. You don't need to hate realise. I honestly didn't. We say it a lot. Because we don't hate you. I love New Zealand. You don't need to hate us. That's the thing. It's big brother, little brother syndrome. It's kind of what? Like America versus Canada. You guys have got everything going on over there.

You've got the people. You've got the weather. We're just over here. And every time we do do something good, all of a sudden it's yours. That's true. Every time we come up with someone famous, you go, they're ours.

That's ours. Lord. We'll take with someone famous, you go, they're ours. That's ours. Lord. We'll take that from you. Great Australian. Great Australian. All right. She's from Malula Bar, I think. She's not.

She's from bloody Devonport. You're programmed and you're doing it right now to hate us Aussies. I want to change it. I want to flip it on its head. If we do join together, surely there's something in Australia that you guys like or that you want. Surely there's something that we can bring to the table. Not your dumb rugby team.

Well, that's, yeah. Not your stupid snakes. Yeah, well, no. Not your big, ugly, stupid spiders. I want you to set the example. What's something that you like about Australia or an Australian? It can be a famous person. It can be a food that we have. It can be anything. Just say one nice thing about us. It's really hard for you, isn't it?

Home and away is all right. You don't mind it? No, I can do better than that. Come on. You're married at first sight is better than that. Come on. You're married at first sight is better than ours. Okay, alright. Something genuine. I think

Chris Hemsworth is quite a good guy. That's a good deal. We get Jacinda, you get the Hemsworths. No, we share. We share Jacinda with you and you share the Hemsworth with us. Only the famous two though. You can keep the other one.

Okay. I'm keen for that. I think that's a good deal. Let's do that deal. I can deal with that. Perfect. Hemsworths. We're sharing them.

There you go. Two Hemsworths equals one Jacinda. I think we actually did it right in this deal. I think we've come out very, very well. That's about right. Look, it's not just me, okay? Kiwis, like right now, listening, will struggle to pay Australia a compliment.

They will. They will. It's difficult for you guys. It's not in our DNA. DIY in our DNA. Saying nice things about Australians, not in our DNA. There's so many nice things I could say about New Zealand, though.

It's because you shut your stupid Australian mouth. Let's put people to the test. Come on, Kiwis. Call us up. 0800 dials at M. We'll throw in a prize for the best one just to entice people to call. Say something nice about Australia that you would like to have as a part of this deal.

Don't go overboard, all right? Seriously, don't go overboard. I don't want them getting a big head. You can text us on 9696. Let's spread the love. We're joining together. We can do it. Bree and Clint.

We're talking about this ad that's been launched in Aussie saying we should bridge the gap with New Zealand and join together as one. Finally become one country. We'd be stronger. We'd be better together. Well, your rugby team would be better. Ours would be a lot worse.

But... You'd have Miranda Kerr. Oh. Yeah, now you're on board. Oh. I forgot about some of the... We could pick which anthem we like the best. Your anthem...

Oh, this pains me to say. You want me to give Australia a compliment? Yeah, go on. Your anthem's better than our anthem. It's a bit more uplifting maybe. Ours is all about God and the Queen. Yours is like. About Australia.

It's about the country. You've set a challenge today which New Zealanders have really risen to. Like more than I thought they would. I actually can't believe how many texts have come through where I've asked Kiwis to say something nice about Australia in what they would like in this deal where we join together as one. We want Jacinda Ardern. We're not afraid to say it.

It's like a shopping list. I guess we're holding all the cards. What do we want to negotiate out of this, right? Exactly right. What do you guys want? Dave, you're a bona fide Kiwi. Is that right? That's right. Okay. Say something nice? Dave, you're a bona fide Kiwi. Is that right? That's right.

Okay. Say something nice. I know this is going to hurt. Say something nice about Australia that you would like if we merged countries. Well, if we merged countries, I reckon we could serve 4X at like every pub in New Zealand needs to have 4X, I reckon. That's the beer.

Dave, you guys can have 4X. No, that's the best beer out there, I reckon. Dave. You like it. You can have it. Dave, have you ever tried even just like 2E or something? Hey, Dave, have you tried 4X Summer? The fancy 4X? No, no, just 4X Gold. It's all you need to drink.

Yeah, alright. He's easily pleased. Done. You guys can, we can share 4X. That's easy. Claire, you're in New Zealand, is that right? What was that, Tyrone? You're in NewX. That's easy. Claire, you're in New Zealand, is that right? Oh, is that right? You're in New Zealand? I sure am. Where were you born?

I was born in Hamilton. Oh, there you go. It doesn't get much more Kiwi than that. True Blue, what do you want in this deal where we're trading off things between Australia and New Zealand to join together as one? Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter. I got real bad news for you, Claire. I know he's dead, but he's a legend.

But you're saying you want to be able to claim him as your own? Absolutely, yes. What would he hunt in New Zealand, though? Because you're thinking like crocodiles, stingrays, big animals. He comes to New Zealand and he's like creeping up on a kākāpō. I don't know. He's doing like that little crawl towards like a pūkeko or something? The eel.

Oh, the eel. Yeah. Or he could just go to like Palmerston North and there's got to be something to hunt there. There's something to catch there. Yeah, exactly. Put it that way. What are the ticks saying?

Are we getting good ticks on this? There's quite a lot of famous people's suggestions. There's just suggestions about everything. Smith's chips, they want to trade that. They also want mangoes. Margot Robbie, they want- Oh, take Margot Robbie. Producer Ben is in agreeance.

We'd take Margot Robbie. A big one that's coming through on the text machine. Yeah. Aussie pay rates. That's what the Kiwis want. What's the minimum wage over there? Minimum wage? Oh, I want to say like, actually, I don't know.

I'm not sure. Yeah. It's better than here. Put it that way. It's better than here? Yeah. Okay, cool. One more.

Dave, oh, no, sorry, Dylan, if we were to merge countries, say something nice about Australia that you like that you'd want here. Hey, man, if we were to merge, I would want the Culture King clothing store, without a doubt. Oh, God. And, I mean, Australia's got really hot blonde girls, so probably them too. Dills.

Dills. You've got to remember, we're giving her the world's most- So we get Jacinda Ardern. Wait, we get Jacinda Ardern. We're giving them the most valuable prime minister on the planet at the moment. And you get Culture Kings, the clothing store. I'm ready to do this deal right now. Put some paper on the table.

Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. The game where we try and guess how many Instagram followers do famous people have. It can be hard.

It can be easy. The game? Yeah. Well, yeah. Look, I just. What's wrong, mate? This... Is it because I won last week? It's because you won last week

and because you cheated all of last year. Okay, well, relax. So I don't know whether you won genuinely or not. It's like... That's still up in the air. You know in a relationship when someone cheats on the other person and it's just hard to have that trust for them anymore?

Like, I want to forgive you and I want to move on with our relationship, but you cheated. Mate. You're the one who cheated. Nothing has been proven. Never, I want to forgive you and I want to move on with our relationship but you cheated. Mate. You're the one who cheated. Nothing has been proven. Never ever forget that. And I will stick by that. Producer Ellie, you give us the celebrities. I do. And it's

first to three. First to three. Play along in the car, see if you can guess them. Ellie, tell us who the first celebrity is for the Insta Fame Game today. Alright, your DJ rivals, Peaking Duck. Peaking Duck, the band or them individually? Yeah, the band. Okay.

How many Instagram followers do Australian DJs Peaking Duck have? Or our peers. Your peers. Soon-to-be colleagues. All right, for Peaking Duck, Clint, you've said 175,000. Oh, I've went too big. Marie, you've said $175,000. Oh, I've went too big. Marie, you've said $670,000. Peking Duck has $87,700.

That's a point to Clint. Is that it? Yeah. The amount of hits they have had. They deserve way more. They deserve more. And they're funny guys too. Yeah, they're really funny.

So funny. Can I just say, I've watched a few of their Instagram stories. Loose. They are loose. Yeah, that's. Loose. They are loose. Yeah, that's a good time. They are loose. They pioneered drinking and smoking while DJing. Yep.

Okay, next one. Who have we got next? All right, your next one is an Australian, another one, Rebel Wilson. Rebel Wilson. She's just been offered an interesting situation. Yeah. A threesome with Marley Cyrus. Yeah, basically. Damn her. She gets situation. Yeah. A threesome with Marley Cyrus. Yeah, basically.

Damn her. She gets everything. I know. Chuck Ribble-Wilson in the mix. That's even a good foursome if I could get a mix there. Okay, how many for Ribble-Wilson? She's proper famous. She's like Hollywood famous, right? She's proper famous. Is she good at Instagram though?

That's a good question. Some people just don't do it very well. Some people just don't care. Alright, Clint, for Rebel Wilson, you've said 11 million. Bree, you've said 3.8 million. Rebel Wilson has 5.5 million. That is a point to Bree. Yes! One all. One all. Okay, give us another one then.

Here we go. Alright, your next one is our LA correspondent Dean McCarthy. That's not fair. Bree knows him. I knew you were going to say that. I don't know how many followers he has, though. He tagged me on Instagram last night. I think I know this.

I think I can do this. All right. Yeah, he knows people. He's connected. He's kind of a big deal. He's kind of a big deal. I love him, and he's so hot, too. Yeah, he is. Our LA correspondent, Dean McCarthy deal. He's kind of a big deal. I love him and he's so hot too. Yeah, he is. Our LA correspondent, Dean McCarthy, you've said 48,000, Clint.

Bree, you have said 28,000. Dean McCarthy has 37.9,000. Now, I feel like that's right smack bang in the middle. Producer Ben. So, he's got what? He's 37.9. And I said 48 and you said? 28.

I think you've just got it, Bree. I think just me, yeah. Like, just. What was his number again? 37.9. It's Bree by 100, isn't it? Actually, I think it is, yeah. It's Bree by, oh.

Let's go to the video ref just to double check. So we'll keep that with the old Benjamin there. Yeah, now, yeah. Producer Ben? Yeah, Clint got that, sorry. Did I? Yeah, he's had a? Yeah, Clint got that. Sorry. Did I? Yeah, he had a difference of nine. About nine.

Yeah. And Brodie had a difference of 10. There you go. The video ref's call is final. Interesting. Okay. She's eight. You wanted to go to the video ref, right?

I'd already given it to you. There's no video ref's call is final. Video ref's call is final. Wait, how many followers did he have? 37.9. 37.9. And you said 28,000. So it's me.

Yeah. It has to be Ray. It's less than 10. Video referee, anything you want to say? I might have it wrong, but not by much. All right, two points to Bree, one point to me. I love you, producer Ben. That's amazing.

Okay, this one's for you, Clint. We've got a Kiwi rugby player. Yes. It's Bowdoin Barrett. Just got married. Yeah, okay. He's big deal. He's sponsored by tank juice. And now Red Bull.

How much for Bowdoin Barrett? Oh, you know a lot about Bowdoin Barrett. All right, for Bowdoin Barrett. Clint, you have said $480,000. Oh, wow. Bree, you have said $82,000. I have no idea. Bowdoin Barrett has 404,000.

It's a point to Clint. Will you stop stalking all of the All Blacks players, please? No. Why? No. Okay, this is... Oh, I like this. We're at tie break, everybody.

It's what happened last week, too. I know. This point will decide the Insta fame game. And we need to find a new video ref for the game, too, after. Then we all need to go back to school, eh? Yep. Ellie, give us our final Instagram celebrity a new video ref for the game too after then we all need to go back to school like yep Ellie give us our final

Instagram celebrity for the Insta fame game alright celebrity's a loose term but we're gonna go with the Lime Scooter Instagram page

Lime Bike we need to find a new we need to find a new gameskeeper as well it's you know

Lime World Lime Worldwide or Lime New Zealand Lime Worldwide it's called We need to find a new games keeper as well. It's, you know, they're a pretty big deal. Lime Worldwide or Lime New Zealand? Lime Worldwide. It's called Lime Bike. Lime Bike. Apparently they have an Instagram page. Apparently they have bikes as well. First of all, who's liking it?

Who's following it? I don't know. Second of all, what are they posting? Can you imagine a selfie? Yeah. Here we go. All right. For Limebike, Clint, you have said $200,000.

Bree, you have said $4 million. $4 million? I don't know. You said worldwide. Well, you're the one who said, who's following this? Yeah, all right. Limebike, they only have 49.6 thousand. That's a game to Clint.

That is a game. I'm never using a lime scooter again. That is a game for the good guys. Yeah, yeah. One all. Bree and Clint. I've been out of this game for a bit, mate. That's all right.

We're bringing you back into it. On my bucket list has always been to at least DJ once, even at one event. You're a semi-retired DJ, and I figure if we join together, we can actually maybe make something average. There is an average. No, we're shooting for the moon, all right? And if we fall, at least we can go for a swim in the Blue Lake and no one will see us.

And we'll be in it together, mate. We're in it together. Float is our goal. That's the event we want to play at. Of all the things I've DJed before, it doesn't get better than a festival. Like a Rhythm and Vines or a homegrown festival. Anything where there's a big crowd.

That's where you want to be. Oh, that's what you want to do. Because that's the biggest sound system too. And they can't stop you. For however long your set is, no one can stop you. You can play whatever you want and no one can stop you. Bigger the fall, right? Well, there is that too.

And bigger the crowd, bigger the fall. Yeah. Look, we're aiming high. And the thing that we want to do is we want to bring the family, the BNC family in on this. You guys get to vote. You're going to get to vote on all the things that's going to make us the duo in the end. We're looking for a name guys get to vote. You're going to get to vote on all the things that that's going to make us the duo in the end.

We're looking for a name to get us started. So at least we can call this thing something. We've been asking you on our social media, on Instagram and on Facebook as well. And we still are. This is open until the end of the week, okay? If you haven't quite had your genius idea yet. If you give us the name that we choose,

then you'll get free tickets to float as well. And you're coming. You'll be at float to see whatever this is happening. If you're naming the duo, you've, then you'll get free tickets to Float as well. And you're coming. You'll be at Float to see whatever this is happening. If you're naming the duo, you've got to see the duo perform. It's just how it works. Do you have any ideas that come to mind? No, all I've done is merging of our names and stuff like that. Someone sent in a merger of our names. You know how like Brangelina and stuff like that?

Yes. Someone merged our names and came up with Brent. That's what our merged name would be, Brent. Brent. What about DJ Get It In Ya? Nah, very sexual. What about... I've got a couple more.

Do you want to hear them? Yeah. What about... Hang on, are these from you or are they suggestions? These are from me. Oh, okay. What, do you think they're not going to be good because I've come up with them? Yeah, yeah.

What about DJ Uber Beats? Not bad. Yeah. My last one, which is probably my favourite. Yeah. So all the big DJ duos have names that are around like a duck dish, Peking duck, duck sauce. What about if we call our DJ duo Duck a la Roche?

What is that? Duck a la Roche, the French dish. Yeah. And what has it got to do with us? It's just got a duck in it. Nothing. Yeah, cool. Check it on the maybe pile.

The maybe? Yeah, check it on the maybe. The maybe pile? Okay, good. Maybe pile. All right. These are some of the suggestions that have come in on the social media channels. One is Osama Spin Laden.

I freaking love that. Osama Spin Laden. Or it would have to be the Osama Spin Laden. I freaking love that. Osama Spin Laden. Or it would have to be the Osama Spin Ladens. The Osama Spin Ladens. Terrorising a festival near you. Oh, no. We'd get stopped at airports. Yeah, I don't like that.

Someone's written in and they've said, what about Kiwi House Mafia? Kiwi House Mafia instead of Swedish House Mafia. Don't mind that. You're not a Kiwi House Mafia? Kiwi House Mafia instead of Swedish House Mafia. Don't mind that. You're not a Kiwi though, but that's okay. But I am Italian and they have the mafia. There you go. And you do live in a house.

Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. You got more for me? Yeah. Cheese, beets and Uber Eats. Yeah. A little bit long.

Yeah. A little bit long. This is probably one of my favourites. Cat Man and Flatulence girl. Yeah, so now we're talking. Now we've gone to what we're known for. Because that gets to the real essence of us, you know? Yeah. You fart a lot and I have two cats. I really see what you've done there. No, I like that. This one's also good after that $11,000 company phone bill I had and you had the possum attack. Someone has written in and they've said,

what about 11K Data DJ and Possum Pool Boy? Possum Pool Boy. These are all good. These are really good and the perfect name is out there. Someone out there is sitting on it. We'll know. As soon as we hear it, we'll know. We'll know when we hear it.

Let's see what we can get today. Remember, there is a double pass to float up for grabs if you have the gold idea. What do we call... And you get to name a DJ duo. That's also cool. Here's a couple of thought starters for you, okay? We are an Australian and a Kiwi.

We are really cobbling this thing together in no time, four weeks' time. Really, really quickly. We're also a man and a woman, which DJ duos, can I just say, there's not really any. Did you just assume my DJ gender? Sorry.

Don't worry, I'm... Sorry, mate. But you know what I mean, there's not many out there. What are we going to get? Oh, $800. Day one of trying to find this name. Let's see if we can find anything good out there, all right?

Let's do it. Oh, $800. Text it to 9696. If you have the best one, you're going to float for free. Free and Clint. We need one, though. If we're going to launch this DJ duo, you and I, to perform at float,

we need a name. That's the minimum thing we need. We need the family's help. You need to be called something. Yep. Yeah. Because when I was DJing quite a lot, I experimented with a name other than DJ Clint.

What was it? And that name that I'm not allowed to use. Emergency DJ Clint. Legally, you're not allowed to say it, and I'm probably going to get a letter soon. Legally, you're not allowed to say it either, by the way, and you still do. What if I'm saying, oh, there's an emergency.

You're a DJ, aren't you, Clint? Yeah, that's exactly what you're not allowed to say. I did experiment with Rave Dobbin for a bit. Rave? I don't get it. Oh, I don't think you know who Dave Dobbin is. Oh, no, I do. No, that didn't go down as well as I thought it would.

See, that's what we don't want. You don't want to go. Well, you have to explain. You don't want to go, here they are, and they go, I don't get it. I don't get it. If you have the perfect name for us, we're going to give you tickets to fly. And you get to name the DJ duo. There you go.

We have no shortage of suggestions coming in. What do you reckon, Greg? What do we call ourselves? DJ New Australia. New Australia. Merge the two countries together. We're merging the countries. Why not merge our names and countries and all that?

DJ New Australia. Yeah, okay. What about you, Sophie? What do we call this thing? I reckon the chart toppers. The chart toppers? Yeah. To the chain smokers.

Yeah, because it's a ZM, it's like the ZM chart top. Yeah. And it's, so if you're, like, if you guys listen to ZM, then it's, you'll get what it is, but, you know. Because that's what we play. Oh, yeah, I get it. What if we want to play, like, some real deep underground house music or some, like. Or country. Yeah, yeah, I get it. What if we want to play like some real deep underground house music?

Or country. Yeah. I mean, it is, you know, it's catchy. I don't mind it. There's some good ones coming through on the text. Do you want me to read a few out? What about the dunch club? Because we're on radio in between lunch and dinner.

So we're the dunch club. I don't mind that. I don't hate that. What about Duck Duck DJ? That's a good one too. I just feel if we call ourselves Duck Duck DJs, Peking Duck, who have already offered us advice, we'll go, guys, we didn't mean that you should like completely rip us off.

Might get them offside. DJ Clinty McBreeface. Or vice versa. Whichever one you think goes better. Love it. Emergency Bree Jay Clint. Oh, I thought you were about to say something else. Legally, we can use that. Lily, what do we call ourselves?

Lily. Lily. Lily. Lily. I liked hers. Yeah, she's... Just real subtle. Really rolls off the tongue. Yeah.

Fiora, what do we call this DJ duo? I'm going to put forward Bricks Clit. Did you just say Bricks Clit? No, it's a hybrid of Brianne Clinton and you've got your old Bricks that are in there too. Yeah, no, we got it. There's something in there for everyone. Oh, there is absolutely.

You know what? Can we is absolutely. You know what? Can we put... And you know what? It brings awareness for another thing that really needs to be brought to the surface, you know? Can we put Brick's Clit? I think that's in our cut-down list. Fiora, we're announcing our name on Friday, but Brick's... I can't believe I'm saying this.

Brick's Clit is at the top of the list. Shortlist. Oh, yes. That's all I wanted. We love it, Fiora. Bricks Clit. Stay tuned. We could be in touch.

You could be coming to float for free. Would you wear a Bricks Clit T-shirt? Are you kidding? I would wear everything Bricks Clit. All over. There you go. Bree and Clint. Aye.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. It's where we take your birthdays and we put it into a system and find out what was actually number one on your 16th birthday. First person to play is Anna. Hey, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, how are you going?

Good, how are you? Very good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday? 31st of August, 1981. Okay, Anna, you were 16 in 1997 on the 31st of August. Oh, God, she says. This is your birthday banger.

Yeah. And this is the one that Air New Zealand didn't ruin. It's the original. It's the classic. I like this. You've got to like a bit of Big Willie style, right? I do. Yes, sure. What about Brick's Clit a bit of Big Willie style, right? I do. Yes, sure.

What about Brick's Clit? Do you like that name, Anna? Whatever works. Whatever works for you. Whatever gets you there, Anna. Whatever gets the job done, girl. Welcome to the show, Amber. Hi, Amber.

Hi. What's your birthday? 3rd of December, 1997. Okay, Amber, you were 16 in 2013 on the 3rd of December. And in 2013, this was number one. I'm sorry if I say I need ya But I don't care One of the more obscure One Direction songs,

but according to Bree, this was number one for one week. In New Zealand, yes. 1D Strong. Do you even know it, Amber? Yeah, I heard it a few times. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Are you happy about it, Amber? Yeah, I heard it a few times. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Are you happy about it?

It's not bad, but I would have maybe rather something a bit different. Yeah, okay. Not the best birthday banger I've heard. This is the fun of this segment, too. Amber was born the year that Anna was 16. You never know what you're going to get. You never know what you're going to get. Let's go to Tracy finally.

Hey, Tracy. Hi, Trace. Hi. What's your birthday, Tracy? 29th of June, 1986. Okay, Tracy, you were 16 in 2002 on the 29th of June and this was top of the chart.

This looks like a job for me so everybody just drop. Oh, yeah. We need a little controversy because it feels so empty. Slim Shady. Without me and him? Yeah, before it got all weird and he was like fighting with Machine Gun Kelly and stuff. You know, before it was, before he got old.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And before, yeah. Let's stay positive. What are we going to play for Birthday Banger today?

We got Will Smith, One Direction and Eminem. Not bad. Not a bad range of songs. I know what I would like to hear. Say it together. Me and you, say it together at the same time. Oh, I don't know if we're on the same range of songs. I know what I would like to hear. Say it together. Me and you, say it together at the same time. Oh, I don't know if we're on the same page here, though. Do you not?

I don't know. Three, two, one. Will Smith. Oh, how good. Okay, we can do that. We're doing it. The new movie comes out, Men in Black 4, this year. Anna, we're playing your birthday banger today, all right?

Yeah, that's awesome. Let's do it, Anna. Cool. Bree and Clint, turn it up. ZM. Bree and Clint. Rebel Wilson has been offered what some people would consider the dream threesome.

She is starring in a new movie alongside Liam Hemsworth. It's called Isn't It Romantic and it comes out on Valentine's Day. She's done an Instagram post about it and she said, my movie comes out on Valentine's Day. Go and see it with someone.

I've never had a Valentine's Day date, she said. Miley Cyrus jumps on the post and she goes, oh my God, you should date us. So then you've got this rendezvous between Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth and Rebel Wilson. Amazing. Ka-ching, baby.

Can you just imagine Rebel Wilson being like, how did I get here? Well, maybe Rebel Wilson is your number one in that threesome as well. She's a good time. Liam, as the guy in the middle of it, is probably going, what is going on? Get a bit of everything. I've set you a challenge today. I said to you, if you could create your dream three-person...

Rendezvous. Yeah, play date. Who would it be? Who would you put in it? You've got a shopping list of the whole world. It's so hard. That's like saying you can go to the buffet. You can only have two things.

I don't want to have two things. I want to have everything. You want to have everything on the list. Well, you can't, but you can have two. In this hypothetical world, you can have two. Okay. Have you done yours? Yeah, but it wasn't easy.

I feel like I could pick maybe. No, you can't. No. I can't? No. Tell me what yours is. Literally, this is not something I've sprung on you. We've both had four hours to think about this.

Yeah, and now I don't know if I'm happy with my decision. Yeah. You know, where you second guess yourself. Well, don't worry because it's not actually going to happen. But. But. Hey, mine could. Could it?

Maybe. I thought I could be. You put it out into the universe. I could be strategic. Yeah. And I could pick a couple that way, like Rebel Wilson, because they're a couple, more likely to happen. A couple is more likely to bring you in?

Yes. Have you gone with Channing Tatum and Jessie J? Yeah. I knew I could pick yours. Okay, who did you think mine was? I was thinking something like Nigella Lawson and someone. Oh, yeah. Oh, see, now you're on board.

Yeah. Maybe Nigella Lawson. Oh, Nigella Lawson. Nigella Lawson and Jeremy Wells. Oh that is a spicy meatball. That is a good time if I ever did hear one. I didn't come up with that unfortunately.

I really got stuck in my head on this one because straight away I go to, you go to who do you have the biggest crush on in your whole life? And for me for the last probably 10 years it's been Katy Perry. Right. And so i go and i've got unfinished business with her after i met her and i couldn't speak like i literally i literally was completely tongue-tied when i met katie perry so there's like and then russell brand her ex could join and unresolved business but then i thought that it'd happen and then the same thing would happen imagine me there

tongue-tied stage fright be horrible i'd be in the cupboard watching the other two. You'd be that weird lurker outside in the cupboard. And then you go, who's really hot? And you go through the Jessica Bills and the Miranda Kerrs and the Rihannas and the Cece's from New Girl and you just go, same problem. I don't, like you'd show up to the big dance and you'd be too scared.

So what you're thinking, I think pick an older lady maybe and she will make you feel a bit more calm. This is what I've gone with. Someone nice and approachable. And I'm not saying I've done a good job here. Susie Cato. The Trivago girl. The Trivago girl?

Yeah. Well, she's nice. Okay, that's one person. Yeah. And then. Oh, you's nice. Okay, that's one person. Yeah. And then... Oh, you've really... And then I thought I'd quite like to be the best looking guy in the situation. But who do I want to meet?

Because this is a good opportunity just to meet someone that you really like. Okay. So I went with Will Ferrell. I think the weirdest part about this is that you picked a man. Could have picked two girls, mate is that you picked a man. Yeah. Well. Could have picked two girls, mate. Could have picked two girls. Look, it's hard.

No, you've picked now. You've picked. Lock it in. All right. I want to talk about relationships for a second because one of my friends is in a new relationship and you know there's those really awkward moments at the start of a new relationship.

Oh, she fart on him? No, worse oh it's worse and i actually pitched this story uh earlier today which we people listening we actually don't tell each other what we're going to talk about we give each other a little bit and then we find out on air no if i told you i would have got better advice than the trivago girl exactly right right. Yeah. And Will Ferrell. My friend's in a new relationship and there's that really awkward moment, especially for girls, when you start dating someone

where you're staying over at their house and you really need to use the bathroom. Yeah. And not just for girls. It's for guys as well. let's be real it's probably a bit more awkward for us real awkward if it's like your bedroom situation where you've got an ensuite so the toilet is right next to the bed yep because if they go can i use the toilet and you go yes it's over there and they can hear everything and they go no i want to use the other toilet

and then you go oh i know what you want do. You're going to the chamber of secrets. You're going to unleash the dragon. Exactly. So one of my mates, literally so early in the relationship, she stayed over at this guy's house and she's went to have a shower. She didn't realise that there wasn't a toilet in the same room that's in this shower. Yeah. So it's just a shower.

That's it. Yeah. And a sink. Yeah in this shower. Yeah. So it's just a shower. That's it. Yeah. And a sink. Yeah. No toilet. Yeah. She gets in there, starts having a shower. She's held in number twos for so long.

She's now in the shower, doesn't know what to do. Gross. Did she do it? I asked you this before we came on the radio. I can't believe. You said, I've got a story to tell you. It's called Shower Trouble. It's about my friend.

And I said to you, did she poo in the shower? And you looked me dead in the eye and you said no. I didn't want you to ruin the story. Are we talking about a shower poo? She. Have we got a waffle stomper on our hands? Have we got a code brown? Have we got, oh my God.

She couldn't hold it. And I said that didn't happen. I said that did not happen. She said. She goes, it half happened. I was like, what do you mean it half happened? What was it, hanging out? What's a half happened? She's taking it with her. What's a half happened. I was like, what do you mean it half happened? What was it, hanging out? What's half happened?

Did she take it with her? What's a half happened situation? I was like, if it half happened, it happened. It happened. Okay. I feel bad for anybody who gets caught unawares, okay? It's not nice. But did she do it on purpose Or did it just come out

She didn't do it on purpose That's what she tells me Why didn't she just put a towel on And go to the bathroom Because apparently the toilet was right Near his room So she did it in the shower And she gets away with it scot free

How where did she put it Because I'm not a plumber I'm not a plumber And she gets away with it scot-free. How? Where does she put it? Because. Well, I guess having to. I'm not a plumber. I'm not a plumber. But I don't think the pipe that takes the toilet stuff away is the same shape or size as the pipe that takes the shower away. So she may have got away with it,

but she's only got away with it for a little while. It's going to come out. It's going to. It's going to. I. It's going to, it's going to. I hope she doesn't hear this. I hope she. Oh, Christ. Brianne Clint. I asked you a question just before.

Is it okay to make fun of someone's name if they're a criminal? I don't know. It depends on the crime. Well, I don't know her crime, but she's on the run from the police. It's a woman. She's on the run from the police. It's a woman. She's on the run from the police for breaching her probation. So we don't actually know why she was on probation.

But she's on the run. Also, does it help? Can we make fun of her name if she doesn't live here? She won't hear it. Depends. I don't know. I'm cautious. The state of Virginia is currently pursuing a 34-year-old woman whose name is, I'm going to spell it.

I'm going to spell it and you're going to write it down, okay? And you can tell me what you think it says. All right. Do this in the car if you can too. Her name is C-L-E. C-L-E. T-O-R. T-O-R-I-O-U-S. Oh my God. Are you joking? Write it all down. I-O-U-S. C-L-E-T-O-R-I-O-U-S. That's not her name. Last name Aretha Fry. Tell me what her full name is. I thought you were going to say her last name is Urethra

Tell me Tell me what Tell me Tell me phonetically How do you say that name? Okay come on Keep it together Clitoris

Come on It's a real name. The Virginia Department of Corrections. I don't know another way that you could say that. The Virginia Department of Corrections have Facebook posted her mugshot next to her full name. Oh, well, no wonder they can't find her. Yes. Virginia can't find Clitorius.

I'm done for the day. I'm going home. What's her nickname? I'm out. Bree and Clint. Weekdays 3 till 7 on ZM.