ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 22nd 2020

Episode Date: January 22, 2020

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Hi everybody, we've actually just finished the podcast intro and now we've just come back to do one of the special adults only intros It's not even that adults only It is so Because Clint went all prude on the intro No it is so, you used some language I'm not discussing much You used some language that just, it's not bad, it just requires a warning

Yeah We didn't even discuss anything To be honest it was Ellie's fault She started it No she bought it It was my fault And you picked up the ball and ran with it. No, I tried to finish it, but no one wanted to get on board.

Story of my life. I just get to the podcast. Yeah, so there's your Adults Only intro. And now you'll get the intro. If you don't want any Adults Only stuff, how far do you have to skip? The whole thing. No, skip about five minutes. Five minutes, and then you'll be good.

Okay, wait, wait. That was awkward as fuck. Dup! Yup! Hi, everybody. Welcome to the podcast. G'day. Anyone got any admin they need to get out?

Anything they need to confess to? No. Any stuff that requires talking about on the podcast? I had the other night. I'm coming in. I'm coming in hot now, Clint. Yeah. I want you to. You were invited. Okay. Thank you. The other night when I was at in. I'm coming in hot now, Clint. I want you to.

You were invited. Okay, thank you. The other night when I was at a party with one of my best friends, we were, you know, drunk and stuff, and he comes up to me and he came to my New Year's party. You know, we had that New Year's party. And him and his boyfriend slept in the garage, which backs onto mine and Sam's room.

Now, Sam and I have the entire downstairs usually, so it's our free reign. He comes up to me and he's trying to go, I've got a confession to make. Brad and I, on New Year's night, we could hear everything. Starts quoting things that Sam and I were, you know, verbalising. What were you saying? Well, I'm not going to say because it's horrifically embarrassing.

No, I'm not saying it. Just say one. Well, give us an idea. I don't talk. Are you talking like dirty talking? I don't think I talk either. I don't talk. Are you talking like dirty talking? I don't think I talk either. I don't talk. What do you guys talk about?

Oh, like, you know, you know. No, I don't know. Because here's the thing. Here's the thing. No, no, no. I know you regret bringing this up now. But not only did you have to say, like, phrases for him to remember them, but it had to be audible enough for it to go through a wall into the garage.

Yeah, I know. So are you like barking instructions? No, but we were very, very like lit. And so we just forgot they were there. We forgot that the wall was there and that there were people right there. Were you doing it against the wall? Well, yeah.

And their heads, well, not against the wall, but our bed back here. Your bed's against the wall. And their beds were against the wall. So it was literally just a piece of bloody four by two. Did Sam not have whiskey dick? Well he didn't but it took him longer.

So he did have whiskey dick. Yeah so it was a long. Please stop saying whiskey dick. That's the thing. It is. It was a long period of time that poor Brad and Juicy were listening to. So okay now I know what you were shouting. Oh hurry up.

Jesus Christ it's been four hours four hours god you'd be red brawl yeah i know right four hours yes it was embarrassing have you ever had a session for has anyone been can you put it as adults only on the front of this please sorry what's what in the room what's everyone's longest session oh that goes but like and it's not where you like fully stop down for like an hour and you have something to eat and then you keep starting. I'm saying a constant.

Sometimes you come out with these questions and I don't want to play these games. Why? It's a perfectly natural thing. I don't care. You don't have to discuss it. You just give a time. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's it. 14 days. Do I win the game? Is the game over? Why are you such an awkward human? I'm not an awkward human. About sexual things. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

I just... No, I think you are. Yeah, okay, maybe I am. A little bit. Maybe I am. I'm not saying you have to discuss what happened. I'm just saying you give a time. Oh, you don't need a blow-by-blow?

No. Oh, pardon the pun. Did everyone else just feel that shake? Did anyone feel that? That was weird. Did you actually feel a shake? Yeah, I felt like a vibrate. That was weird.

I'm looking at the blinds. They're not moving. No, it was really, It was like for literally half a second. That was strange. I can feel a earthquake up in here. Is that what you mean? Not appropriate.

Fine. She's singing a Labyrinth song. So we're breezing past my question. How good was Labyrinth for a little bit? Maybe you had that song with Emily Sander Yes, I loved that song Oh yeah, that was a good song Did you guys have Earthquake in Australia?

No, we don't have Earthquakes in Australia No, the song This is no crap We had to stop playing Labyrinth Earthquake after the earthquake Yeah No, we did have that song in Aussie It was quite big Yeah

Are you going to try and play it? Yeah, why can't I play it? Maybe are you going live? No Yeah. Yeah. Are you going to try and play it? Yeah, why can't I play it? Maybe are you going live? No. Don't play it on air. Why can't I play it?

That's awkward. Maybe there's nothing on it. Oh, yeah, maybe. Oh, there it is. I can't hear it. Yeah, neither. Oh, well.

Oh, well. This is so much fun. I need to go home and ice my hip, I think. Did you have a really long session? No, I heard it making a TikTok video, okay? If you must know.

Wait, wait, stop the fricking bus. Yeah, what? Stop the bus. I bought a piece of content to the show today about TikTok injuries, and I got zero buy-in from you. I didn't really. You actually did. Because I bought a story about Artie Savio, the All Black,

who's been banned from TikTok because he's got an injury. He didn't hurt himself making TikToks, did he? It doesn't freaking matter. The whole time you're sitting there carrying a TikTok injury. Well, I've only realized my hip is hurt now. I didn't realize it hurted at the time. I need to get better at fake falling. Why do I even try?

Get me on TikTok, guys, at Bree Thomasel. Why don't you plug the show page? Oh, yeah, at Bree and Clint. It's doing better than your one. Is it? I don't think it is. Ben's just proud because he runs our TikTok. Yeah.

Can you give me the logging? Because I want to post some stuff on that one. Yeah. I'm not doing that. Why not? Because I know you'd post stuff No, I'm not doing that Why not? Because I know you'd post stuff Yeah, and that helps the show Fine, you can give it for one day

But you choose that day One day? You can shoot your stuff Yeah But you wouldn't know how to do that, would you? Let's go, let's leave Yeah, this podcast is crazy today Hey Google, what's the time?

It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio It doesn't turn crazy today. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good, everybody. Happy, what day is it?

Wednesday. Wednesday afternoon. Or as Brie likes to say, happy hump day, everybody. It's all downhill to the weekend from here. I don't like to say that. Wednesday afternoon. Or as Bree likes to say, happy hump day, everybody. It's all downhill to the weekend from here. I don't like to say that. You do. You said it to me the minute I walked in. I don't like hump day.

I don't like Friday. And then you air humped the air. You're like, happy hump day. Well, that does sound like something I would do. Hey, Clint, happy hump day. And I was like, inappropriate in the workplace. Can you not thrust me in the workplace? That's what I said to Bree. She goes, I can't. It's hump day. You know how the news came out earlier this week about Vodafone

saying that they're giving all of their staff Friday afternoons off until the end of summer? Yeah, whose great idea was that? The CEO of Vodafone. Do you reckon he came up with it? Dunno, but whatever it is, it's a great way to become boss of the year, right? Can you imagine? He would be so loved at the Christmas party. Yeah, and you would go to work for your three hours on a Friday morning really happy. Absolutely, yes. Because you know you're knocking off at lunchtime.

Yeah. It gave us an idea today. If it can happen for 2,000 Vodafone workers nationwide, why can't it happen for all of us? Maybe everyone's boss is as cool as the Vodafone guy. He has set the example. Now we have to create the trend. Yeah, we've got an idea. What we want you to do is we want you to text your boss something and we're going to give you the text message to send. If you send him this text message, we would love you to forward the response that he sends you over to us

so we can see how it goes down. Yeah, text it back to us on 9696. So send him something like, hey, Vodafone are giving all their workers Friday afternoons off until the end of summer, and I know how you want to be a cool, progressive boss, so can I have them off as well? Just ask him straight up like that. Don't tell him the radio's put you up to it. Just ask him straight up.

Just send him that text and hey, you never know. You might actually get the afternoons off on a Friday. Put some flattery in there. Put some butt kissing in there. You might get fired. You might. You might. But hey, you won't get if you don't ask. You might get a response that says you had a hungover Monday, so no, you can work

Friday afternoon. No. No Fridays off. But we'd love you to send a message like that to your boss and then when he responds, forward it to us to 9696 and we'll read out the best boss responses that come through about that later in the show today. If you want us to forward the text that you need to send,

you can text us on 9696 and we'll forward you the text that you have to send. Yeah, text us now and we'll send it back to you. Hey, up next, I want to do a bit of a tribute to Dragon Ball Z because unfortunately, really sad news, the narrator of Dragon Ball Z, Bryce Armstrong, has passed away at 84.

I love Dragon Ball Z. Me too. And because you love it so much, Clint, we've changed the rules slightly. I need someone to call through now on 0800DIALZM and you're going to take Clint on in a Dragon Ball Z off. Oh, awesome. I didn't know I got to play.

Yeah, you're playing. Okay, cool. Are we playing for anything? Yeah, for bragging rights. Yeah, nice. So if you want to play 0800DIALZM, you can play in the Dragon Ball Z quiz. It doesn't make a dance. Free and Clint. This is really can play in the Dragon Ball Z quiz.

This is really sad news in the anime community, and for me too, because this was a massive part of my childhood, and I know it was for you too, Clint, is the narrator of the Dragon Ball Z franchise, Bryce Armstrong, passed away a couple of days ago. You were saying he was in his 80s. He was 84. Yeah. I did some research on him and he plays a few different voices

of the smaller characters in some of the movie series and narrates, yeah, some of the other different types of series because there's so many different, I guess, branches of the Dragon Ball Z franchise. And I only ever watched Dragon Ball Z. I just watched the straight cartoon back in the early 2000s. Never watched any of the movies. Oh, no, in the 90s, 2000s, yeah.

Went through the Freeza saga, went through all of that stuff. Yep. That's the Dragon Ball Z that I know. Cell saga. Oh, me too. Yeah, they were the days. So I thought as a bit of a tribute to Bryce Armstrong, we could do a bit of a Dragon Ball Z-off.

Oh, Dragon Ball Z-off. Yeah. Yep, excellent. So we've got a Dragon Ball Z fan on the phone. That's you, Dan. Hi. Hi. And we've got another big Dragon Ball Z fan, Clint, in the studio.

Yeah, hi. Hey, Clint. Hey, Dan. I don't know about you, Dan. I didn't watch a lot of the stuff when Gohan had grown up and gone to university and stuff. Where even? I'm an OG fan.

I'm not too switched on with all the latest. Nah, neither. Yeah, yeah. Gohan definitely grew up in, like, when he was around fighting Sel, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like a teenager going on. Yeah, okay. Well, I don't know too much about that.

We'll see how we get into the quiz. Okay, now excuses, excuses. So what we're going to do, we've got a number of different characters where we've taken a clip of their voice from the show. Okay, great. Yeah, and all you have to do, Dan, is identify the character. Let's start with Dan because he's the guest. Here comes your first character.

I am going to finish you. Alright, Dan, who do you think that is? Goku. Can't miss it, right? That is Goku. Only the best saying of them all. You gave him the main character.

That's alright. We're not going to give him one of the real obscure ones to start off with. No, right. You wouldn't give him one of those. No, here comes your first Okay, yeah. We're not going to give him one of the real obscure ones to start off with. No, right. You wouldn't give him one of those. No. Here comes your first character, Clint. Name this Dragon Ball Z character.

Took me a whole three months to get that one down. They make it look a lot easier than it really is. Real hard part was that guy's armour. Is that... Adult... Gohan. Oh, he knows his stuff. Oh, can I read it?

Can I change? No, it's not, but I'm going to give Dan a guess. Can we play the clip again and see if Dan can pick who this is? Took me a whole three months to get that one down. They make it look a lot easier than it really is. Real hard part was that guy's armour. So it's not adult Gohan. Do you know who that is, Dan?

Yes, Trunks. That is Trunks. Two to ten. Here comes character number three. Let's go. I find it hard to believe that my cells are in your body. How could you have turned out so ugly? What a waste.

Dan. Is that for me or Dan? That's for Dan. Damn it! Is it Dan? Yeah, it's OG Vegeta. It is Vegeta! He's on a roll.

He's on a roll. Here comes yours, Clint. I would have been if it wasn't for the help of Supreme Kai. But that's all in the past. I think it's time to focus on the here and now. Who is that, Clint? You big Dragon Ball Z fan. Is that Go Tinks?

Oh, is that when Gohan and Trunks join together? Yeah. No. That's adult Gohan. No! All right, okay, let's play Buzz In if either of you think you know who this character is. Okay, good luck, Dan.

Good luck. You too, man. Why are you doing this? You could have shut me down, but you didn't. What were you trying to achieve? It's more of an obscure one. Blonde. Is it my turn?

Yeah, Dan. It's Android 18. It is? You've been Dragon Ball Z pants today, Glenn. Where were the nice, easy Krillins and the Piccolos? Krillin? Who cares about Krillin? You shut your mouth? Krillin? Who cares about Krillin? You shut your mouth.

Krillin did very well at the beginning of Dragon Ball Z before everybody turned Super Saiyan and he had no more strike cards. Krillin never did good. Thanks for playing, Dan. You're the true Dragon Ball Z fan. I'm the OG, man. I love Dragon Ball Z. You're a Dragon Ball master.

Yes, yes. Good game, Clint. Thanks, Dan. Bree and Clint. Burger fans are going absolutely bonkers at the moment because In-N-Out Burger, the American chain from the west coast of America, it's only in the west coast. Only on the west coast, yeah.

Have announced that they're doing a pop-up in New Zealand, a pop-up In-N-Out Burger. Well, it's been and gone. I thought it was today, tomorrow. I thought it was today, tomorrow. I thought it was today. Oh, either way, it's only for a day. It's only for a day. And you and I have missed it, whatever it is.

Yeah, well, people are going nuts for this stuff. And you and I actually, was that the first time you'd tried it? No, I'd had it before. And when we went to LA to find Channing Tatum. Yeah, we tried it for the, well, I tried it for the first time. Yeah. Or was it your first time having it? You've lived in the States. Yeah, but I lived on the, well, I tried it for the first time. Yeah. Or was it your first time having, you've lived in the States.

Yeah, but I lived on the other coast. I lived on the East Coast. It's iconic. Everyone who goes to California, especially, and they always get a photo of the In-N-Out Burger sign. It was okay.

That was what you said about it. It wasn't bad, but I wasn't like, damn, I'm craving that. So those who haven't been to America, it's really basic, just cheeseburgers, double cheeseburgers and fries really. I think people like the nostalgia of it

because they've kept it really old school fast food, like all kind of like the aesthetic, the way the burgers look, the packaging, it's all really old school, which you don't get that at other fast food places anymore. It's tomorrow. It's tomorrow in Kingsland at the Portland Public House between 11 and 2 p.m. I'll just warn you if you're thinking of going. You probably won't get one.

Yeah, block out the whole day. I'd get there at 8 a.m. Yeah, 100% because it goes fast. They're saying that by doing this pop-up in and out burger in Auckland that they're testing the New Zealand market for rolling it out everywhere. Because they just did it over in Aussie. Yeah. They just rolled out the pop-up shop over there.

Which beggars the question, do we need any more burger places? I know that might sound a little bit boring, but let me just run through some of the... Yeah, what have we got? It got me thinking. And what I've got here is a list of burger places that have a few stores

around New Zealand. So they're kind of like, I guess you'd say like a chain or something. Burger Fuel. Well, Burger Fuel is absolutely on there. Yeah, Burger Fuel.

It's on the list. Obviously, there's McDonald's as well. Yeah, on the list. Whack it on. Wendy's. Wendy's on the list. Carl's Jr. On the list.

Burger King. Burger King. Burger Fuel,. On the list. Burger King. Burger King. Burger Fuel, you said? Yeah. Burger Burger. Burger Burger. Better Burger.

Oh, yep. Murder Burger. Yep. Ferg Burger. Down in Queenstown, shout out. Velvet Burger. Oh, yep. Burger Wisconsin. KFC. Oh, yep. Burger Wisconsin.

KFC Burgers. Yep. And the list goes on. So with that in mind. I love, can I just say, I love how, wouldn't you, would you go for a completely out the box kind of name if you're opening up a burger joint? No, you've got to put burger in it so people will know, right? You've got to put burger in there.

So the question at the end of all that, at the end of that list, which doesn't include every fish and chip shop that sells burgers, every standalone burger like Burger Shack or anything like that that we've got as well, do we need an In-N-Out burger in New Zealand? And I have to go into that list. Absolutely. Yeah, definitely. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Let's go live now to Dean who's in LA. Some really sad news coming out of the Taylor Swift camp today, Dean. Yeah, it is sad. If you're a fan of Taylor Swift, you would remember in 2015 when she shared

that her mother had cancer. She then, you know, was in remission and then the cancer came back. Well, today they have revealed that her mother has a brain tumour, which is very, very, very upsetting. And they're extremely close. If you're a fan, you would already know that. Very close. She is even in charge of all of the backstage at Taylor's concerts and the touring.

So next year, moving forward, the next big tour is actually being pulled right back to just four locations in America and some of Europe, which is very different for her. Normally she does like, you know, over 30 shows. So that she can spend some good quality time with her mother. So sending a lot of good vibes

to Taylor Swift's family. That is massive. I mean, it's massive for anybody's mum to have to go through that and it rocks your world. She's so integrated into the whole business, like you said, Dean. I've met Taylor Swift's mum. When she toured the Red album, she came to Auckland. And her mum took us on a backstage tour and showed us everything. She's lovely.

And then she said, come with me. We'll go stand down where the sound desk is. And we stood there and watched the show with Taylor Swift's mum. She didn't have to do that, but she is the most humble and welcoming person that you could expect to be part of such a big business like that. She's a real country type of woman, isn't she? Yeah. She's lovely.

That's so, so sad to hear for the Taylor Swift family. Yeah, positive vibes going that way. Thanks, Dean. That is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles. Brianne Clint. Remember the $17 million lotto win we were talking about at the start of the year?

Yeah, the one that was unclaimed. In Twizel. And Lotto said that they were going to hire a private... A private? Not a private. A private... Stop pointing at your private parts. I'm a private A private investigator Oh, stop pointing at your private parts I'm a private investigator

A private investigator to find the person if they didn't come forward Who bought the ticket? The person's come forward They have? Yeah, the ticket that was sold in Twizel Which won the Powerball just before Christmas or New Year or something For $17.1 million The person's come forward.

Now you go, oh, man, they must have just found the ticket or, yeah, they lost it. Lotto had a theory that, because they say they have some players who buy tickets every week but then only check their tickets once a month, go into the shop and go, beep, not a winner. Beep, not a winner.

Nah, this person knew they won. They knew they won the draw. They wanted to live like a peasant for a little bit longer. Maybe. Like a normal person. One of us. They said they needed time to adjust mentally. No, no, that's not a thing.

I get that. No, they said. That's fair enough. They said, I wasn't in a rush to claim the prize. I needed some time to process things. It's all been very surreal. Of course it's been very surreal. Do you know what's very surreal?

If you don't go in the day after the lotto draw and then your house burns down and your lotto ticket catches fire. Well, that's why you put it in your undies. And you were almost a 17 millionaire. You can't put it in your undies because what if the barcode rubs off? Yeah, you put the ticket in a glad bag and then you put it down your bra or you shove it in your underwear. At this time of year, it's like 28 degrees outside.

In a glad bag. Yeah, exactly. I'm thinking about your body. Yeah. Your body, you're sweating like a pig. Yeah. No, look, look. I just think it's incredibly risky.

Get it laminated. Yeah, get it laminated. You're meant to put your name on it. Did you know that? On the back of the ticket, yeah. Yeah, so there's a space on meant to put your name on it? Did you know that? On the back of the ticket, yeah. Yeah, so there's a space on the back for your name and address so that if you drop it. It is risky.

Yeah. Yeah. I remember one time. But if I found a bloody ticket that was worth $17 million and it had someone's name on it. I'd change my name. I'd go legally change my name and then I'd roll into that office and I'd go, it's me, I'm the winner.

I remember one time I bought a ticket from the winning store and the winning store had sold the $27 million ticket. And I just knew that that was the shop that it had been sold at and I bought my ticket from that shop. Of course, here we go. Another one of your lotto stories. No crap. The draw was at eight o'clock. Someone texted me at 8.30 and said, our lotto store sold the ticket. I swear to God. Let me guess, you thought it was definitely you.

I rang my mum. Here we go. I rang Lucy and I said, look, I don't know for sure, but there's a chance that I have the $28 million ticket. I just want you to know that I love you. And if anything happens to me between now and then, then you need to be suspicious. You know what I think you should watch?

What? Have you ever watched, there's a show that they make in America and it's about people who win the lotto. Yeah. You should watch that show. No, I'm not American. Because I'm telling you,

90% of the people, it ruins their life. It wouldn't ruin my life. I'm a down-to-earth Kiwi bloke. It ruins, yeah. I'm a regular Kiwi fella. Yeah, it sounds like... I'm not American. I'm not going to go full MC Hammer on it. I'm a down-to-earth Kiwi bloke. It ruins, yeah. I'm a regular Kiwi fella. Yeah, it sounds like... I'm not American. I'm not going to go full MC Hammer on it.

I'm not. Don't be bloody racist towards Americans. Not all Americans are like that. They are. Mate, you'd be the worst winner. No, I wouldn't. I would be the best winner. I'd do the best things with it. Producers, would you think Clint would lose his mind and wouldn't

be able to handle winning Lotto? I think Clint would lose his mind and wouldn't be able to handle winning Lotto? I think Clint would lose his mind for a second, but then he'd be calm because he'd be like, this is what I'm going to do. Stop trying to get in and get some money if he wins. I've got a confession to make. In fact, this is like the first stage of my rehabilitation. Oh, you're such an exaggerator.

You tell me what you've done and I'll tell you if it's a problem. Well, I just like to... Can you be a little bit more welcoming, please? I'm about to own my issue. And you're like, shut up, dick. All right? You've bought... It looks like you've bought two things.

Yeah. My name is Clint and I am addicted to buying things off Instagram. Okay? I am. Define addicted. How many things have you bought off Instagram in the last month? Two. And how many things altogether? I've stopped myself.

Okay? I've stopped myself. I'm not talking about when like the iconic puts a thing in your feed and you can tap it now and it has the price and it takes you to buy it. I'm not talking about regular things like shoes and clothes and whatever. I'm talking about those things that they're always like a brand new invention.

Like there's one going around at the moment for automatic teeth cleaner where you put a mouth guard in your mouth and you put some toothpaste inside it and then you clip a motor onto the front of it. You're talking about stuff you buy on Wish. Yeah, yeah, but it's now in your Instagram feed. I don't have that in my Instagram feed. No, and this is the problem. I bought one thing and now my Instagram feed is full of it.

You know once Instagram figures out that you like something and then it shows you nothing but that thing? Yeah. I swear to God, every fourth post in my feed at the moment is some weird product that is coming from overseas that you've never heard of before. I ordered both of these things over the Christmas holidays and both of them just arrived this week.

Okay, what did you buy? This thing here has come from Singapore. It's come from Changi Airport in Singapore. And this is an automatic picture hanger. It's a tool that lets you hang pictures on the wall and you can see how high it goes and it automatically marks the spot on the wall where the picture should go

and you can see that it's level and it's in the right spot before you put the hole in the wall. How often are you going to use that? Well, I saw it and this is the thing. The videos are so enticing and the video, I was like, I need one of these.

Look, it's got a spirit level on the top and it's got a little thing that puts the dot on the wall so you know where to put the nail. I can name the times on one hand that I've put up a picture. Well, this is the issue. After I ordered it, this cost me $40 by the way. $40?

After I'd ordered it. You're a sucker. I realised I don't have any pictures to hang. Well, maybe you can get some now. So this arrived. They actually sent me two. I can't have any pictures to hang. Well, maybe you can get some now. So this arrived. They actually sent me two. I can't believe you paid $40. Well, I paid $40 for two. You want one, Ben?

Do you want one of these? Mate, that's fantastic. I'll sell you one. $40. That's done. I'll sell you one for $40. The other thing I ordered off Instagram is, have you seen,

oh, you're not getting the ads. Has anybody seen the cutlery drawer reorganiser that they're doing on Instagram at the moment? I don't think so. And it carves the space of your cutlery drawer. It gets you to stack your cutlery light on top of each other kind of thing. It stacks them vertically. And I was like, that's what I need. I need space in my life.

That's great. I need these cutlery organizers. But does that mean you have to move it every time you want a spoon? Nah, it's amazing the way that it's designed. They sort of stack underneath each other but you can draw them out. I bought two of them because I got one for the knives as well. And this one arrived

via, this one came in from Jason Wang and he sent me this one from Guangdong, China. This is what arrived. I ordered two cutlery drawer organisers and this is what arrived. It's two things of rope.

Yeah, two bundles of rope. What is it? Maybe you have to make it yourself. How am I going to make it out of rope? So he sent you the wrong thing. Yeah, he sent me the wrong thing. What do you think Jason Wang and Guangdong, China's return policy is? Do I have to pay to freight this back to China now?

I don't know if you're going to get a full refund somehow. How much did you pay for the cutlery organiser? It doesn't matter how much I paid. How much did you pay? They were $30 each. So I spent $60 on cutlery organisers. You know you could buy something like that at Kmart. Not this one.

Yeah, no. Kmart have everything. Maybe. But not in the moment Not in the moment When you're scrolling Through your Instagram And there's a video Like Ben saw one

That he was talking to us today The coat hanger That automatically Dries your clothes Have you seen that? No It's fantastic You hang a wet shirt on it

Yeah And then it's got pipes in it And it's got a fan And the coat hanger Dries your clothes Automatically I stumbled across That home shopping Network channel The other day on TV And I was sitting there fan and the coat hanger dries your clothes automatically. I stumbled across that Home Shopping Network

channel the other day on TV and I was sitting there with my flatmate Alan and he goes, God, who are the dumbasses that are still buying stuff from these channels and now I know them. But I'm not buying it off TV, I'm buying it off Instagram. It's the same

thing. It is literally, I'm telling you, the same. There's the cutlery thing. See it? That's the cutler same thing. It is literally, I'm telling you, the same. There's the cutlery thing. See it? That's the cutlery thing. Can you see it? See how it works? Yep, you can buy that at Kmart.

Damn it. I think it's like $6. I wondered if we could take some calls this afternoon from people like me who have got caught up in the Instagram hype. Like, you can't talk too much. You bought that posture corrector off Wish that time. I bought nunchucks off Instagram once. Exactly right.

And that was the best money I ever spent. That's great, though. That's great. And you know what you're getting, because, I mean, how many different types of nunchucks can you get? Did they get through customs? I don't know how they did, but they were training nunchucks. Oh, right.

What were you training for? Nunchucks. Oh, I heard you dial ZM. What did you buy off Instagram this afternoon? I don't care if it was good or bad. In fact,

just I want to know if it was good or bad. And did you actually get it? Yeah. And did it arrive or did they send you two bundles of rope? You can text us on

9-6 as well. It is quite good looking rope. I don't know if it's $60 worth of rope. Probably not. Give us a call. Here's the problem guys. If you end up buying

something off an Instagram ad, Instagram learns that you're one of those people that will and you will be overrun with ads for the weirdest products. Like things you've never even thought that existed. There's one I keep getting which is a sink strainer and you like, it's got suction cups and it

suctions onto the corner of your sink and you tip your... I don't mind that one. Yeah, but that's what a sink does. No, because if you want to pour your pasta into the strainer and then the strainer's not sitting on the bottom of the dirty sink. Yeah, well, you could... Yeah, or that's what a strainer's for as well. But I know...

That's what I mean. The strainer has to sit on the bottom of the dirty sink. See, you're doing what I'm doing. You're getting caught up in the hype of the thing because when it arrives it won't be as good as it seems on instagram no i i'm not dumb enough to buy the things i look at it and go oh that's kind of cool and then i go on about my life and not spend 40 on a picture frame hanger thank you to the people who have sent me links to buy the cutlery organizer that i wanted off trade me for half the price yeah someone says it's a copy of a Joseph and Joseph brand.

Yeah, well, good. I know that now. But, look, we want to know this afternoon, what did you buy off Instagram? And did it end up being any good? Hi, Drew. Hey, Clint. How are you? Good, mate.

What did you buy? I actually bought the lunch warmer where you take it in a lunchbox and you actually plug it up to a PowerPoint or something like that. An electric lunchbox? Yes. And have you used it? Yeah, well, I mean, say you've got dinner from the night before, you put it in and say, like, you're about 45 minutes away from lunch, you just put it underneath your desk, plug it up, and it heats it up

so when lunchtime comes around, it's ready to go. You don't have to stand by waiting for a microwave or anything. Does it heat it hot, hot though? Because I'm worried if it just sort of warmed it, it would become like a breeding ground for all kinds of food-based bacteria. No, it actually does. But the thing is, as you use it at a time, you realise how long. So they'll keep it on for like 20 minutes, like half hour.

They'll do it for 40 minutes. Finally, there was something that would heat it up in a couple of minutes. Nah, nah, Drew, Drew, that's good. Can you say, hi, I'm Drew and I endorse the electric lunchbox from Instagram? Yes, I'm Drew and I endorse the

lunchbox from Instagram. I don't know if I believe him. This is going to help us weed out the good products from the bad products, Brie. Hamish is here. Hey, Hamish. Hi, Hamish. Hi, how's it going? What did you buy?

I bought a taser off West. Well, Hamish, you and I both know that that was never getting through New Zealand Customs. No, never, no. What actually happened? Yeah, so I just, I bought a few things and all of them came apart from the taser and I just thought it got stopped and nothing was going to happen. And then I got this like 100-page essay and the letter from customs. What a warning letter from customs. You got a 100-page letter from customs.

Pretty much, yeah. I want to know what else you bought that the stuff came. What did you buy? Throwing stars? What did you buy? I don't think I can say that on here, to be honest, what else I got. I was surprised that that was the only thing that got stopped, to be honest. Yeah.

Really? No, I want to know now. Have you guys? I bought, are you sure you want to know? Oh, I'll be sure. Yeah, I want to know. Okay. No, wait, actually. Yeah, I want to know. Okay. No, wait, actually.

No, wait. What would my boss say? No, thank you so much for calling, Hamish. We might leave it. Can you find out? Can you take Hamish off air and find out what he got, please? Let's find out and see if we can say it. We might get it at the end.

Have you guys seen the bottle cap gun at the moment? Is that coming up in your Instagram feed? Yeah. That's the one I want. So it's like a toy gun thing, and you put it on the lid of your beer and it undoes your beer for you and then you go and you can shoot the bottle cap around the room. Someone's texted in to say they got caught up in that

and they purchased that in October and it still hasn't arrived. And they paid $50 US for it. That's a rip-off. That's like, what, $70, $80 New Zealand. Yeah. Hey, Sarah. Hey. Oh my God. So you guys were scoffing at $70 or $80 New Zealand. Yeah. Hey, Sarah. Hey. Oh, my God. So you guys were scoffing at $70 or $80 New Zealand dollars.

I spent $160. What, Sarah? Oh, no, no, no. It was on a hair styling tool, basically. I have, like, thin hair. Yeah. So I always want it to look all, you know, voluminous. Yeah, preach it.

You and me both. Yeah, right. So I bought this thing that you're meant to put and crimp the roots of your hair and then flip the other bit of hair over so it looks all bossy, basically. Yeah. Well, yeah, I bought it

and I literally look like I stepped out of the 80s. It was horrendous. Yeah. I've used it once. I've used it once. I know I'm not one to talk. Sarah, you bought a hair crimper. That's why.

I know I'm not one to talk. But I feel like that's the kind of item. It's electrical. It involves heat. You put it near your face. Surely you go to GHD or Cloud9 and you pay a bit extra for something like that. I've got those already, but this looks amazing. I just thought I had to have it. They always do look amazing.

Just because they put some new packaging on it and call it something different doesn't mean it's not a hair crimper. I know. I know. I've learned my lesson. Thanks, Sarah. Just quickly, did we find out what Hamish's other items were? We can't say what they were.

What was it? No, Ben's saying we can't say it. Oh, come on. No, that's the second time someone's warned us. We're not going to say it. Oh, no, we definitely can't say that. No, no deal. All right.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. First started back on TV. You know, it's a part of the year when all your favourite shows are finally back and things can start getting back to normal, right? Yeah, part of your routine. One of our very good friends is on that show, Matty McLean and he joins us on the phone now. Hi, Matty! G'day, Matty. Hello.

Or should we say, hello Matty. Can you feel that we say, hello, Matty. Can you feel that? That's big dick energy. That is big dick energy. And then some. When shows go back on, and you and I know this, Brie, quite often they'll do a new photo shoot, you know?

So everything's freshened up. A jazzy photo shoot to liven things up. And they'll roll out some marketing. They'll put it on bus backs and they'll put it on websites and billboards and stuff. And Matty, in the photo this year, is standing directly behind John Campbell with what looks like an entire eggplant down the front of his chinos. Look, I'm not going to say it's the next Jason Derulo photo, but it's the next Jason Derulo photo, but it's the next Jason Derulo photo, Matty.

Matty, we had no idea. I mean, you came to my wedding. I knew, Matty. You were on that island with Bree. I saw you naked quite a few times, and I was like, when is this going to come out into the press? And finally, today's the day. Yeah.

So how does it feel to have the entire country looking at your downstairs area and being jealous, Matty? And talking about it incessantly as well. I've had so many, I've had more messages about my penis in the last 24 hours than I have in my entire

life. Yeah, it's almost rude what you've done. I mean, Hayley Holt announced she was pregnant today and your penis has overshadowed the whole thing. Literally. The shadow cast by your enormous dong. Matty looks like he's pregnant too with something else.

If you haven't seen the picture, you should go and look on Matty's Instagram. Search Matty McLean NZ. Look how happy you look in the photo Matty too. No, because I didn't realise it was that prominent. My favourite thing is that this has gone through a bunch of marking people. Right. And they've all looked at it and went, yep, looks great.

Yep, that's the shot. Let's put it on bus backs. That's what the show needs. Let's blow this picture up nice and big. Did anybody consult you before it went wide, Matty? Not at all. I wouldn't say wide. Oh, shit, yeah, wide.

You wouldn't say wide. I did get a really funny message from a viewer this morning, actually, who said, no wonder you look so cheerful every morning. You were gifted. I want to run you through

some of the feedback that's coming in about Matty's enormous downstairs photo, which is now the main picture for TVNZ Breakfast, alongside John Campbell, Hayley Holt, you know, the whole team is up there. From Carl Hobberman,

man, I love a bit of sausage for breakfast. Who doesn't? Fire Tans has commented, Matty, you big, big boy. Oh, God. Thank you, Fire. Peter Rogers has commented, Matty, you big, big boy. Oh, God. Thank you, Fire. Peter Rogers has said, it's like a baby's arm holding a toffee apple. Oh, my God.

Yep. Richie Harrison was less subtle. He's gone with, has Matty got a stiffy? Well, that's just blatant, isn't it? And David Berry has said, is that a handheld microphone in your pocket ready to interview me with, Matty, or are you just glad to see me?

Oh, my God. I'm bright red. I am mortified. It could be worse. It could look like you've got the tiniest one ever seen. That is our favourite weatherman of all time from TVNZ Breakfast. The very manly. Matty McLean.

Very intimidating. Matty McLean. We did speak about yesterday on the show the possibility of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together. And obviously everyone's talking about it. You're probably sick of it by now. Are you sick of it? I don't understand where the switching point was for people

where we wanted this. Like, do you know what I mean? I don't know where the time shift went because, like, he was. People have healed. But it happened so, like, just overnight. It was like, oh, we want them back But it happened so like just overnight it was like, oh, we want them back together now? Okay.

Well, it was photos. I think it was the first time there was photos of them where you could see that they'd actually built a friendship after they'd both gotten divorced. Yeah. Again. I mean out of the relationships, not their divorce. Yeah. But so I think that's why everyone was kind of like,

oh, this could be a possibility. Maybe people didn't realise it could be a possibility. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, they didn't realise there would ever be a right place, right time. Exactly. Where they were both single.

Which, I mean, look, you and I are the same. We probably think it's all just a bit of hype. It's not probably going to happen. I just think Jennifer Aniston is the master of her own publicity. She's very good. Yeah. She's very good. Especially now that she has that Instagram account.

She's unstoppable. She's on fire. She made me eat cat food. She got me so hyped. Yeah. She's very good. Especially now that she has that Instagram account. She's unstoppable. She's on fire. She made me eat cat food. She got me so hyped. Yeah, that's true. But I think we need to probably do some prep in the case of if they do get back together. I was thinking about this. You can't call them if they do get back together by their old

couple name. Which was Bennifer? Bennifer? Bennifer? Bennifer. Or was that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner? Producers, do you remember what Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's relationship name was? Google it. Google Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, ship name.

It was like Brenna? Brennafer. Because we've got Brangelina, which is Brad and Ange. Yeah. Benifa. I think you're right. I think Benifa was. I'm pretty sure that was.

If anyone on the text machine knows, can you text us on 9696? Either way, they need a new name, right? Anyway, they can't use their old one. They need a new one, which is why I thought, you know, we could do that for them. We could help them out and come up with a few different relationship names in case they get back together. Yeah, let's get the brain juices going.

Yes, Producer Ellie? I just need to confirm that Binnifer was actually the proper noun for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez! Ben Affleck, can you stop dating so many Jennifers? Don't worry, I don't think there's any more that are keen. So did you find Jen Aniston's and Brad Pitt's? No, I'm still working on that one, sorry. It's not as well known as what I thought it was.

Maybe they predate ship names. Maybe. I thought they definitely had one. Because I feel like Brangelina might have been the first one for anyone. Could have been. Someone on the text machine said they didn't have a name. It was before that kind of stuff was happening. So maybe we're coming up with the first ever one.

Okay, we'll christen it and we'll give them their first ever ship name. Let's start off with you put Brad, the start of his name, and the start of Jennifer's last name and you get Bran. Bran. More commonly thought of when you think of a bland cereal. Yeah, it's not a sexy Hollywood power couple. Okay, that one's a no. I didn't think that we could use their last names.

Oh, you can use whatever part you want, I reckon. Well, none of mine are good. All I came up with was Jad. Jad? Jad. So like the J from Jennifer and the Ad from Brad. I don't mind that. Jad. Jad. So like the J from Jennifer and the Ed from Brad. I don't mind that. Jad.

Very good. It's to the point, right? What about Penifer? No, it sounds too much like Penitration. Okay, what about like the opposite of that and we go Branifer? Branifer. Not, doesn't flow. No, doesn't roll off the tongue.

What else have you got? See, mine seems so basic now. Come on, they're probably fine. I got Bryn, which is the br from Brad and the n from Jen. Pretty, I got it. Not bad. Bryn. What about Jenet?

Jenet? Yeah. Jenet. The start of Jen's name and the end of Pit. Janet. Not bad. Sounds like Janet from Friends. It does.

So probably steer clear of that. We're going to know. We've got a couple of jazzy ones. Yeah. What about Jenifad? Jenifad. Yeah. That's quite cool.

Because their relationship is like on again, off again, like a fad. Yeah. Like it's a 20-year cycle, like platform shows. That's quite good. Where the Jenna fad has come back around. The Jenna fad. Yeah. Mine's kind of similar to that.

My next one is rat-a-fur. I haven't used up my favourite one yet. Hang on. Have you taken the rad from Brad and just sliced the B off? Yes, and then I've put the back of Jennifer's name on it. Oh, that's a good one, yeah. I was lying when I said I had a couple more, by the way. You got none?

I was hoping you'd get to the end of yours and I could just... Were you just coming up with those on the spot? No, I've never written down. I think this is... No, you went all right. I think my is, yeah, no, you went all right. I think my favourite one, and I think we can all agree, that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's relationship name should be Piston. There's something new coming to New Zealand

that's currently being trialled in Christchurch, which they're calling Uber for Fuel, like Uber for Petrol. Love this idea. Don't even have to sell it to me. Yep, give it to me. Well, I haven't even told you what it is. I'm assuming. This is how you get yourself into bad situations.

I'm assuming. I was like, do you want to eat this thing? And you're like, I don't need to know what it is. I don't need to know where it came from. I'm sold. Give it to me now. No, so Uber for Fuel is basically a fuel delivery system. So rather than you going to a gas station,

you use this app and you go, oh, I need gas. And you just push a button and someone shows up to wherever you are with a tanker or or something that can pump gas and they fill your car up. Big tankers are just driving around. I think they'd probably have something a bit more streamlined than a big fuel tanker. This big fuel tanker comes like,

How much fuel you want? I've got a whole tanker full. I sound like the one who's like, Uber for brief. I'm just after 20 bucks thanks nah I've got 2 million dollars worth of fuel you ordered it you pay for it you're getting it

the system is called I think it's an app called fill for fuel I guess it's kind of good in theory but then like I'm thinking about the times when I'd actually want to use that. Want to use it, yeah. Because then you still have to be with the car.

You still have to go outside to your car when it gets there, right? You still have to go outside. I mean, the best times are where you run out of fuel on the highway. Yeah. I mean, that's a good time. But that already exists. That's just AA. They just come and put some gas in your car.

But then you don't have to be embarrassed or, you know. You don't have to be embarrassed with the AA either. No, I'm always embarrassed. I'm always like, I've locked my keys in the car again. My issue with the fuel delivery system is, do they, like, what about all the other best bits about getting gas? Because it's not about getting gas. It's about getting a pie.

Do the fuel service guys, when they deliver your fuel, do they deliver you a pie and a cold V? Like, can that be part of the service? They probably will, maybe. Can they deliver you chewing gum or a fresh pack of Eclipse mints? Will they clean your windscreen? Can I use their toilet, you know? Will you get to smell the fumes?

Yeah, do they have, that's the best bit for you? Sometimes I go to the gas station for that. Oh, mate, I used to work in a gas station. Smells delightful. Don't do it, kids. Don't do it. But, I mean, when you're putting petrol in, technically, you're allowed.

Have a snuff. It's the argument that erupted in my apartment last night, Clint, between me and a bunch of mates, where it kind of stopped us all in our tracks. We started talking about brushing our teeth. Cool. I even got a thing. Wild night at your flat.

Oh, mate, it's crazy, crazy times. No, it actually was quite an intense argument because there was a lot of people. It was very 50-50. And to set the scene, I've got a bit of a theme song. Stand before your teeth. Brush up, brush up, brush up. Do I have a toothpaste? Brush up, brush up, brush up.

Knocks out. D, K, germs fast. Fast. Do you remember where that's from? You're all right. I've had. The movie Grease. Is it?

Yeah, anyway. I thought you would have gone with, you brush your teeth. You brush your teeth. That one. There's so many different songs. No, I think that's it. No.

Yeah, but no, probably. No, but something that it doesn't cover in that song is actually how people actually brush their teeth. What is the proper way? What are the steps you do? And you're probably wondering, what the hell are you talking probably wondering what the hell are you talking about what the hell are you talking about i'm talking about the argument was do you put

water on your toothbrush then toothpaste then in your mouth or is it toothpaste then water then in your mouth now we're on i want know, I want to go around the room because I just want to get a sense of, you know, who's living amongst us. Yep. What is your routine? What are you doing? Toothpaste goes on a dry toothbrush. Dry toothbrush.

The toothbrush goes under the water and then into my mouth. You and I are the same. Yeah. I feel like that's the correct way to do it. Water on both, into the mouth. Because the toothbrush requires grip to hold on to your toothpaste. Yep, you don't want it sliding off. No, and also I feel like the toothpaste needs water to activate it.

Yeah. To get it moving. Okay, we're together. Let's go quickly around the room. Producer Ben, do you brush your teeth? Sometimes. Only sometimes. Yeah, sometimes, yeah.

And when you do... Yeah, when I do, it is exactly how you guys do it then. You're on our team. So dry toothbrush, put the toothpaste on it, and then put it under water and then clean, yeah. Oh, I have a feeling producer Ellie's going to have something to say about this. Now, bear in mind, before the show today, producer Ellie said she was scared of going against Brie

and saying the opposite opinion to Brie because she feels like Brie will attack her. I'm trying to get better, okay? So Ellie, please tell us how you brush your teeth. You'll be pleased to know I'm the same as all three of you. Thank God. We're all the same. Did you think you were different? No, I was just scared I was going to be different.

Who are these monsters that are putting water on their tooth face, then water? This is what Ellie was afraid you'd say to her. Exactly. And if you want to have this as a radio conversation, you need to create a comfortable environment, a safe environment. I would like to hear from the people as to why they use that method. People who go water, toothpaste into the mouth.

Yep. Or even water, toothpaste, water into the mouth. What about no water? What about no? Oh. Well, we're not monsters. I do that when I'm hiking because I don't want to waste my water. Oh, fear.

When you're hiking, you do a lot of gross shit, though. Yeah, true. You use a bottle cap of water and you moisten the bristles. Come on now. Okay, there are categories. At the heart of it, we want to know if it's water or toothpaste first on the toothbrush. But I'm keen to hear from some dry mouthers.

Yeah, let's get the dry mouthers on. Do you dry mouth it? Are you a dry dog? Yeah. I hope someone didn't tune in just then. I hope they did. I hope this conversation is bringing people to ZM. I hope this is the rating spike we've been looking for.

If you've been thinking, God, they've been really lacking some hard-hitting content. Well, here it is. Here it is. I mean, we're just talking about the real stuff. But I think the reason, do you think the reason we are all in the same club is because we're lazy?

Nah, how are we lazy? Because we don't bother to put water on it first. No, that's because I feel like it's the correct way to do it. Anyway, let's put it out there. The phone lines are, believe it or not, blowing up on this topic. It is. You should see the text machine. We haven't even asked you to weigh in, but 9696.

These are the options. Is it, okay, so is it toothpaste first, then water, then in the mouth? Is it water first, then water, then in the mouth? Is it water first, then toothpaste, then in the mouth? Or is it water, toothpaste, water, then in the mouth? Or are you dry-mouthing it? Or get a consensus, Nick. ZM. Welcome back to ZM,

where you get the most basic radio conversations you've ever heard. Hey, but it is these conversations that I feel like... They unite us. They unite us together in something that a lot of people never talk about. Yeah, everyone does it. Well, we hope everyone does it. Well, we hope everyone does it, but how do they do it? This is the glimpse into people's lives you never really get.

This is the behind-closed- door stuff that we all really want. And we're discussing this afternoon the process in which you brush your teeth. I think, Clint, we have uncovered that you, me, producer Ben, producer Ellie, we all brush our teeth in the same way. And I'm thinking we are on the outer. Maybe that's why we're friends. Maybe we found each other. Our process is toothpaste on a dry brush and then under the tap and into the mouth.

Exactly. There are so many variations. There's a lot of different ones. We've asked you, how do you do it? How does it work for you? What's your process? Jess is here. Hi, Jess.

Hi, Jess. Hi. Talk us through it, Jess. What's the process? Okay, so my process is just like all of your processes. It us through it Jess. What's the process? Okay so my process is just like all of your processes. The exact same. So dry toothbrush, toothpaste,

wet them together, brush the teeth. But then occasionally my partner asked me to get his toothbrush for him and he dry mouthed it. That's not what we're on it. He's one of the rare dry mouth bits.

You're dating a dry dog. Yeah, I am. I don't understand how there's enough moisture in your mouth to handle that. It's not nice. I have read online though, they say that dentists say it is the proper way. No bull crap.

They're saying it is. No way. Chantal. Hi, Chantal. Hi, Chantal. Hi, how you guys doing? Good. How are you? I'm good.

Talk us through your teeth brushing process. Well, I wet my toothbrush first. Then I put the toothpaste on, then I wet it again. So you're a wet paste wet. You don't know what could have touched it. Yeah. Yeah. Someone did say that to us. A lot of people could have touched their husband's toothbrush

or like a fly could have pulled across it. Poo particles. Yes, yes, poo particles. Touch your husband's toothbrush or like a fly could have pulled across it. Poo particles. Yes, yes, poo particles. I'm always worried about the poo particles, especially in my bathroom, Chantal. Fly poo. Yeah, I keep mine in the cupboard as well just for that added protection. I love how you're paranoid about it touching your husband's toothbrush. You literally touch the inside of your husband's mouth with your tongue.

Like amongst other things. Yeah, you don't know what goes on teeth, let's go. Well, that's true. You don't know what he's been eating. Let's talk to Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey, how you going? What are you doing, Sam?

What's your process? I'm a dry mouther. You're a dry mouther? You're a dry mouther? Yes. We thought you didn't exist. Yeah. Talk us through why you do that.

Okay, so I've got an electric toothbrush. So I just put the toothpaste on the toothbrush and then go for it. And it feels so much better and cleans so much better. Because if you put water on the toothpaste, it's like you're dissolving the toothpaste straight away. No, you're activating it. It's like soap. You can't rub soap on your body without wetting it first.

Yeah, you've got to wet it. That's how I look at toothpaste, Sam. Yeah, toothpaste is a little bit different though. I don't know the technical reason, but before you said that the dental people would say that it's correct to have it on dry. Yeah. Tell you what, you can't diss it until you try it.

You know what, Sam? I will try it. I will try it tonight with my electric hoop brush. I think it's dangerous. I think you're living on the edge. Why don't we actually ask someone who knows? Matt, your ex-girlfriend was a dental hygienist, right? Yeah, yeah, in the States.

Did she actually tell you what is the right way? Well, she reckons you've got to rinse it off first to make sure that there's nothing in it and then put your toothpaste on and go nuts. So water, then toothpaste, then into the mouth. Yeah, see, we're on the outer on this. Yeah, I generally put some more water on after I rinse it But since you told me that, I always make sure I rinse it first I do think of a toothbrush as being a self-cleaning device

Yeah, I mean Well, that ain't true I know it ain't true, Matt, but it's how I look at it, right? Yeah Like your pot scrubber I mean, things could fly onto it Yeah I guess

I'm just thinking, like, you think about it in any situation, lubrication is always the way. Well, I thought so until I met that dry mouther just before. I'm going to give it a go. I'm going to go dry balls straight in the mouth tonight. Wait, are we still talking about the same thing? Yeah, we're talking about toothbrushing. And I will report back.

Yes, producer Ellie. I'm just looking at the text machine, and there's someone here that says they used to work at Colgate and you don't need water. The main thing is don't rinse the mouth after. Just spit out the excess. The water can reduce protective film that's supposed to stay behind. Don't rinse the mouth after.

No, you're rocking my whole world. Don't rinse after you brush your teeth. That's what the text has said. Guys, this is even weirder but someone has just texted through and they said they brush their teeth with a bottle of Jack. Oh my god, it's Kesha.

She's texted through. Bree and Clint, this is eye-opening stuff. This is really eye-opening stuff. We're going to park that there and come back to it when we have more of a consensus later on. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, we take your birthdays and we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16ths and then we'll play the best one. Hi, Hamish. Hi, Hamish. Kia ora.

Kia ora. Welcome to the show, man. Thank you. What's your birthday, Hamish? 3rd. Kia ora. Welcome to the show, man. Thank you. What's your birthday, Hamish? 3rd of March 1987. Alright, you were 16 in 2003 on the 3rd of March, and in 2003, this topped the chart.

I am beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down. The diva. Christina Aguilera. You into that, Hamish? Yeah, it's not a pretty scent, but it'll do.

Pretty big anthem. It's not a pretty scent, but it'll do. I like that. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hi. What's your birthday, Bec?

17th of April, 2000. Hi, Bec. Hi. What's your birthday, Bec? 17th of April, 2000. All right. You were 16 in 2016 on the 17th of April, and this is your birthday banger. You don't want a little work, work, work, work, work, work, but you want a little work, work, work, work, work. And the Fifth Harmony girls still had Camila Cabello. A song about freelancing.

This is work from home. You like this, Rebecca? Yeah, it's all right. Oh, it's all right? Do you do any freelancing, Rebecca? No, I don't. No? What about working from home?

Yeah. No, not working from home. No. And Taylor is here as well. Hang on a second. Taylor, hey. Hi, Taylor. Hi, how are you? Good, on a second. Taylor, hey. Hi, Taylor. Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you? Good, good. That's good. What's your birthday, Taylor? 9th of May, 95. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 9th of May. And on that day, this topped the chart. Shake that.

How good. Is this 2011? 2011. Party rock anthem, the ultimate shuffling song. LMFAO was so big for that period of time and then the uncle hurt his back and they had to stop touring. That's what actually happened. No, they fell out.

They hate each other. No, he hurt his back real bad first. Yeah. And then they couldn't tour anymore. Because they were uncle and nephew, right? Yes. So Red Fu was the nephew and the other guy was the uncle. Taylor, do you like your birthday banger?

Yeah, I mean, I'll take that. It was a huge song. Okay, hold that. We've got Christina Aguilera, we've got Fifth Harmony, and we've got LMFAO. I reckon that Christina's song is a good birthday banger. And I don't think we've ever played it. No, I don't think we've played Fifth Harmony, and we've got LMFAO. I reckon that Christina song is a good birthday banger. And I don't think we've ever played it. No, I don't think we've played it for birthday banger before.

No, no. It is a great song. Are we in agreeance? And I believe her name was Xtina. Oh, Xtina. When she released that song. Hamish, we're going to play Xtina as your birthday banger. Congratulations.

Thank you very much. No problems. I believe this starts quite special. Hang on a second. Don't look at me. There it is. This is a joke. Don't look at me.

2003, eat your heart out. This is a ballad. Sing it in the car, people. Bree and Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM. Every day is so wonderful And suddenly it's hard to breathe Now and then I get insecure It's hard to breathe. Now and then I get insecure from all the pain.

I'm so ashamed. I am beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down. I am beautiful in every single way. Yes, words can't bring me down. No, no. So don't you bring me down today So are your friends, your delirious So consumed, and are you alone So Try it hard

To fill the emptiness The pieces gone Let the puzzle undone And dive away You are beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring you down No, no

You are beautiful In every single way Yes, words can't bring you down Oh, no So don't you bring you down. Oh, no. So don't you bring me down today. No matter what we do. No matter what we do. No matter what we say. No matter what we say.

We're still beside the tone. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're still the same. And everywhere we go. And everywhere we go We shout Show me your light

We are beautiful No matter what folks say It's what won't bring us down We are beautiful In every single way Yes, words can't bring us down So don't you bring me down Today Don't you bring me down today.

Don't you bring me down today. Don't you bring me down Today Zidim. Bree and Clem, they're the winner of Birthday Banger today from Christina Aguilera. It's beautiful. What a girl, what a girl me Her biggest album, right?

Stripped, the album, and it was the one that had Dirty, Fighter, that song there, Beautiful, The Voice Within. It's the era, I believe, where she did the Rolling Stone cover, magazine cover, where she was completely naked, but she was wrapped around an electric guitar lying down. Wait, I've got to Google this. And I think she had dreadlocks or long braids as well, and they were used to cover different parts of her body as well.

So she had dreadlocks for like a long period and was through that album. Yeah. Back in the 2000s. Back in the 2000s, yeah. White people dreads. Yeah. Did you ever see, because obviously the classic look for her was the bikini, the really tiny bikinis and the arseless chaps.

The chaps, yeah. And did you ever see when Kylie Jenner dressed up as that for Halloween? Oh, I've got a vague memory of it, yeah. Yeah, looked exactly like her. Did she go blonde? Yes. Wig. Yeah, blonde wig.

Blonde wig, okay. This is a look. This is coming back. That real filthy, I mean filthy as in like... Grunge. Yeah, grungy 2000s. You know the thin like... Grunge. Yeah, grungy 2000s. You know the thin, like... Super thin eyebrow.

Rose-coloured sunglasses. Like Anastasia style as well. They're already back in. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's all coming back. Paris Hilton style fashion where you're just wearing like pink velvet with jewels all over it. I've been hoping to pull out my pink velvet tracksuit again. Juicy Couture tracksuit?

Yeah. Brie and Clint. I found that since getting into a relationship that your whole world and your eyes are opened up to a different perspective on a lot of things. Someone else's perspective. Exactly, because, I mean, you know, you live your life a certain way,

but everyone does things differently, and it's a good reminder that that is actually how the world is. Especially if you've been single for a while. Okay. It's very easy to get set in your ways. Okay. You get home and your partner's like, so what are we having for dinner?

And you're halfway through your first bag of grated cheese. And you're like, oh, I thought you were getting yourself some dinner. I left you some. Do you want this? Something that was brought to my attention. Well, actually, that I just kind of thought about because me personally, I'm not a naked sleeper. No, me neither. You're not either?

No. Oh, that's interesting. I thought you would have been. I don't find it comfortable. Neither. Everything's too free. Yeah. I like some sort of support.

I need containment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And if it's really hot, I mean, I might be going the, you know, crop top shorts option. You know, the hotter it gets, the more I put on. Really?

Yeah, if it's really hot, I'll sleep in a t-shirt, because I normally just go jocks. But if it's really hot, I'll put on a t-shirt, because I find that helps me regulate my temperature. God, who am I? What is this? What are we talking about? Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like you just went down a black hole and a black

hole I didn't want to be a part of. I also have a knee support pillow that I put between my legs. No, I'm joking. Do you have a mouth guard too? I'm definitely someone I've got to wear some underwear because I don't want stuff flapping about in the middle of the night, especially if you're cuddling someone. That's a very graphic

mental picture you just provided us by the way. I didn't mean it in that way, but you night, especially if you're cuddling someone. That's a very graphic mental picture you just provided us, by the way. I didn't mean it in that way, but imagine if you get sweaty, and then I'm in no underwear, and then I'm all cuddling up on your leg. I mean, it's not going to be a good situation for anyone. But I had the thought where I was like- Is there a giant snail in the bed? Yeah, but the thought that I had was, what Is there a giant snail in the bed? Yeah, like what, you know. But the thought that I had was what if there's an emergency and you're a naked sleeper?

For me, I'm jumping out of bed. I'm ready to attack. I'm in the attacking position. I'm ready to fight. Whereas like my partner, naked, what are you going to do? You're going to be no help. I think they might argue that they would be more confronting to the intruder as the naked person.

Like, especially as a dude, who's going to fight a naked guy? Like, you break into my house. Helicopter, helicopter. I'll stab you. If you know what I mean. No, I do know what you mean, though. It's not just an intruder emergency. Like what about a fire?

What if there's a fire, you're naked. And you have to evacuate. And you have to spend a good 30 seconds trying to find something to put on. Yeah. It is very kind of compressing. What if there's a pipe burst in the backyard and you have to run out there quickly?

Well, that'd be probably the least of your worries, I think. Yeah. But what if that was to happen if you're sleeping naked? We were having this conversation. Producer Ben puts his hand up. He goes, I sleep naked and I've got an emergency contingency plan. I didn't say it like that because I couldn't pronounce that word. So, all right, Ben, naked sleeper.

Give us an insight as to how your brain works. What are you doing in an emergency? Well, I do sleep naked pretty much every night. Under my pillow, I have jockeys just sitting there ready to, maybe take them if I need to go upstairs to maybe get another drink of water, but they're under my pillow all the time.

Okay, now I have a question. So do I. You've got a pair of underwear under your pillow where your face is, where sometimes you turn the pillow. If you wear those jockeys, are they going back under your pillow where your face is, where sometimes you turn the pillow. If you wear those jockeys, are they going back under the pillow? No, there's always a fresh pair of jockeys under my pillow. No, no, no, no. You've only got two pairs of underwear.

I've got two more from Christmas this year. I've got an honesty-based question for you. Yeah, go. And you need to understand, listening to this, you can't see this, but Bree and I are looking Ben directly in the eyes. Yes. So you're getting ready for bed. Yeah.

And you strip down to nothing. Yeah. Promise me that the jockeys that go under the pillow are not the jockeys that you've just worn the whole day. I can't promise you that. Ben. And then you put your face on that pillow. Ben McDowell, that is disgusting.

That is horrific. It's a wonder you haven't got pink eye. What's in my eye? There's probably a pubic hair. Ben, thank you for not lying to us, okay? Honesty is always the best policy. Free and Clint. New year, new games.

This one's called the Nickname Origin game. Here we go. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickname Origins. Very simple game. You were meant to sing. Oh, sorry. I let the opener do the talking. The opener's really off key.

I thought, yeah, I know, it's really, well, I'm singing in the opener, so I'm not going to be any better. Anyway, basically you guys call us up, you tell us what your nickname is, and then we're going to try and figure out what is the origin of that name. How did you get the nickname? Terry's here. Hey, Terry. Hi, Tez.

Hey, how you going? Good. What's your nickname? T-Bag. T-Bag? Yes, I know what you guys are thinking. We're not going to get our minds out of the gutter, Terry. Here we go.

He loves a cup of tea. There's obviously the obvious reason. That he loves a cup of tea. Loves a cup of tea. Yeah. Wrong. Hold on, Terry. We're talking through here.

Terry, we're deliberating, and then we'll put our final decision to you, okay? Okay, sweet. Do you think maybe because his name's Terry, T- T. So T-Dog. Yeah, like T-Dog, T-Bag.

T-Bag, is it just to play off the name Terry? Yes and no. Okay. All right, give it to us. Okay. First name is Terry, last name Belle. Belle T, Belle T-Bags. Hey!

That's quite good. Yeah, that's quite good. Unfortunately, your name's T-Bags. Hey! That's quite good. Yeah, that's quite good. Unfortunately, your name's T-Bag, though. Let's get Anastasia's. Hey, Anastasia. Hi. Hi. I'm interested.

What's your nickname, Anastasia? Pavlova. Pavlova? Oh, okay. I'm thinking maybe at a party she got nailed with a pavlova one time and then people have just nicknamed her Pavlova. Who got nailed with a pavlova one time and then people have just nicknamed her pavlova. Who nails people with a pavlova? You know when there's like a food fight and...

Food fights don't really happen. You say that. We should have one. Okay. Did she get nailed with a pavlova? What else? What's in the egg and sugar? Does she love pavlova?

Egg whites. Does she make a ripping pavlova? Pavlova. Do you make a ripping pavlova. Ig Whites. Does she make a ripping Pavlova? Pavlova, do you make a ripping Pavlova? No, I kind of suck at them. How did you get the name Pavlova? In year seven in primary school, no one could actually say my real last name. So they just called me Pavlova because it sort of rhymes. What's your last name?

Baranova. Baranova. Man, people suck, don't they? That's not even that hard a last name to say. Is that Italiano, Anastasia? No, it's actually Russian. Really? Interesting.

Yeah. I love it. Let's just call her Pavlova. Let's just call her Pav. She's like, I'm Russian. I don't know what that means. It's the same, same, Anastasia. Yvonne's here.

Hi, Yvonne. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks, Yvonne. Tell us, what's your nickname? My nickname's Chunks. Chunks. She blew chunks

everywhere. Blew chunks, yeah. She's a vomiter. She's a chunderer. She's a chunderer. Hold on, wait, Yvonne, we're still talking it through. Could there be anything else?

Chunks? She could be known to ends. She could be a chunky monkey. No. If she is, what a cruel nickname to give her. Yeah, that's a horrible nickname. I'm going to say you're

prone to a vomit. Uh, yes. Did I get it? Yes. You're actually prone to blowing chunks. Well, I blew chunks paragliding. Paragliding?

Yeah, paragliding mid-air. Yeah. I had the name before because I'm quite little and petite. That was ironic. Yeah, yeah. I love this. And then it just solidified the name. I'm going to ask, when you were paragliding,

what was the backdraft of the vomit light? Did it come back on you and the instructor? No, I was hanging very much over the side to try and avoid getting over. Yeah, it hit everyone below, that's why they've called it Chunks. I can't believe that's the first time we've got it right. Okay, the best

nickname origin story was 50 dollar mobile fuel voucher. Who's your favourite? Yvonne. You like Yvonne? Yep. Chunks is a ripping nickname. Chunks, congratulations, we're going to send you out some mobile fuel. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you. You deserve it, Yvonne.

There you go. That's the nickname origin game. We're going to play it every Wednesday. Is it Wednesday? Yeah, it's Wednesday. Yeah, we're going to play it every Wednesday. Brie and Clint. Brie, what are we?

As a show, what are we? We are the leading radio show for aviation and maritime news. Yeah, you made a bold statement yesterday that you would like to make a play for aviation and maritime news. Yeah, you made a bold statement yesterday that you would like to make a play for rail-based news this year as well. There is a few other shows who are hitting rail pretty hard. Hitting those rails.

Doing the rails. Doing a lot of rails. I feel like we can step up our game in the rail area. I don't have any rail news for you today. Not today, maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow, you never know. Maybe later in this show actually, you don't know. But I do have some maritime news for you.

I feel like that horn's a bit short. Can we get it longer please? Can we get that ship horn lengthened, please, mate? Yeah, cool. Today's Maritime News. I called it the greatest ship of all time. And I think it is from a ship point of view,

but not necessarily from a flotation point of view. I'm going to say, yeah, it didn't have the best run. No, today's Maritime News is about the Titanic. Very, probably the most famous ship, yeah. She remains at the bottom of the Atlantic? I'm going to say Atlantic. The ocean. She's at the bottom of the ocean.

It was rediscovered, that ship, in 1985. Did you know that? That's when they first found the location of the Titanic and got photos of it. Yeah. It sunk in the 1910s. 1914 believe i don't know um anyway um god i can see why we're the leading show for maritime news we're not about history okay we're about we're about what's happening now on the seas you know your facts um uh of course it's had movies made about it. Well, movie. A movie. I haven't seen Titanic 2, have you?

No. But now there is a plan to go down there with robots and cut into the Titanic to retrieve something from inside the Titanic. What are they retrieving? So these guys in America want to send down these unmanned robotic submarines that will cut a hole in the roof of the Titanic because they want to go in and retrieve something called the Marconi Wireless. Now the Marconi Wireless is the radio transmitter that was used

to signal the Titanic's final distress signal as it went under. They claim that that's the most famous radio in the world and they want to get it out of the Titanic before the whole ship is gone. Yeah, and definitely sell it. What's your opinion on retrieving artifacts from the Titanic? Hey, where'd our Titanic music go? Sorry. What's your opinion on retrieving artifacts from the Titanic?

Look, I don't know. Like, if it's for your own personal gain, I feel like it's a little bit in bad taste. Yeah. Because a lot of people did lose their lives in that tragedy. But if it's for, like, you know, if it's for history, if they want to display it, if it's somewhere where, you know, people can go look at these things. So these guys are saying it's for history, if they want to display it, if it's somewhere where people can go look at these things.

So these guys are saying it's for both. What do you mean it's for both? Because scientists have said that the Titanic, as it stands currently, will be completely gone by the year 2030. That's 10 years away. Yeah, it's currently being Feasted on by a Microbe Bacteria thing That eats iron

And this thing is adapted To live in the waters Where the Titanic is And it's being chewed up By the day Well that's terrifying So in 30 years There will be no Titanic

To preserve The site kind of thing So they're saying Let us go in there And get it now Before the whole thing Is gone you know? Yeah.

Yeah. But there's people inside there as well. Yeah, there'd be bodies and stuff. Yeah, heaps of stuff. But it's an interesting one, right? Shouldn't they try and retrieve that maybe first? The bodies? Yeah.

Did they try? When? Have they ever tried? I guess back in 1910. Yeah, they didn't. They didn't in 1910. Yeah, they didn't. They didn't have the technology. No, they didn't even know where it was until 1985. Yeah, that's a long time for it to be missing, isn't it?

Anyway, watch this space because if that comes out, then people will go, well, if you can get the radio, then I can go and get the steering wheel. Yeah. That door. The big door. Imagine if you found the big door. That was just a movie thing.

Oh. I'm sure there'd be big doors on the ship, though. There'd definitely be some big doors. Yeah, there'd be some big doors. That's it. Well done. We're on the board. We have runs on the board for Maritime News in 2020.

It's one each. Proud of you. One apiece. Well done. Yeah, good work. Good work, team. You've probably seen the video going around the internet over the last couple of days of the guy in South America at the football game who gets caught kissing somebody on the kiss cam

who very, very likely is not his girlfriend, right? It's very awkward to watch because he's canoodling up to this woman and he's kissing her and then he turns around and he sees that he's on the big screen and then he slowly takes his arm away from the girl and leans to the other way and try he kind of tries to act cool but at the same time you can see in his face you can see he's freaking out and what was your read on the girl do you think she knows that she was implicated in something i was trying to tell from her face if she knew that she was a cheaty. I don't think so.

You don't think so? No. Anyway, that got televised. And because of that, it's now gone all over the internet. And the guy's goose is cooked. If he didn't do that, it wouldn't have gone so viral. People, as they do, have managed to identify him. His name is Davey Andrade from Ecuador.

Okay. And he does have a wife. I knew it. It is not the woman that he was canoodling on the kiss cam. Oh, Davey. So it's all come out and Davey has actually chosen to speak out on the topic rather than just take it on the chin. Oh, he's decided to make comment.

Yeah, he's decided to comment on it. And he has said that it's not fair that the video of him cheating on his wife at a football game is being shared around. Why does Davey say that it's not fair? He says, if it was a woman in his place, what would you have done? He's saying it wouldn't,

it wouldn't be treated the same way if it was an unfaithful woman. He said, various photos have circulated about unfaithful women, but they've never been made fun of as much as me. Which I don't know if that's true, Davey. I disagree with that. Women are ridiculed just as much and we'd be saying the same thing. And I think people are just going, oh, Davey, you dirty dog.

I think if it was a woman getting caught She'd be getting the full Front of like All the types of names Your S word Yeah You know Yeah W word People go way harder On the woman

Yeah They go Come on Davey You've absolutely Laid your bed What's the W word The W word W

Oh Whoops Not a nice word Not nice at all I thought you meant Wake up No And I was like No that's not a woman word No that nice at all. I thought you meant wake up. No. And I was like, no, that's not a woman word.

No, that's Davey. That's Davey. He's that W word. He's that W. He has accused the Kiss Cam operators of destroying his relationship in his statement. Davey, come off of it. You're the one that was cheating. The man that was doing the cheating says the camera operators are to blame.

You dug your bed, now you line it. He's finished his statement with this. We all fail and we all repent. Thank you to those who have invited me to church and if I go it is so I can heal my family. So...

If I was his wife, I would run. Run now! This is literally a sign. A Kiss Cam sign to you! ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points

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