ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 23rd 2019

Episode Date: January 23, 2019

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Ready? Cool. All right. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the podcast. All right, podcasters. So to bring you in on this, you've probably heard if you've been listening, maybe you don't get the whole podcast. We've started a DJ duo to ultimately end up playing at this event in four weeks called Float. That's what we want to do. Most important bit is the name.

The name. That's what we've been trying to decide over the last couple of days. A lot of good suggestions have come through. People will decide whether you're good or not a lot of the time based on the name. Is it funny? Is it catchy? So many things to consider. That's why it's so hard for the chain smokers to get ahead.

Because, I mean, they're stuck with that now. They're stuck with that. We want you guys, the podcasters, to have your say. So you've got to head to the Breein Clint Instagram, at Breein Clint. And these are the top six that you will be voting for on our instagram story brex clint garlic meow breeze and cracker aussie aussie aussie poi poi poi hot mess express blint 182 you're going to hear all of this in the podcast but we just wanted to give you a bit of a heads up the ribbon inside you guys obviously got your phones on you because you're listening to the podcast right now. If you could vote,

that'd be very, very much appreciated. And just be a part of it. You know? Here's the podcast, everybody. There are some very disgusting stories coming up today. A lot of poo.

Just lots of poo. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello, team. How are we? Brie's bought one of those new Playstations.

Oh yeah, that was an impulse buy. Well the old Playstations. It's an old PlayStation but they've remade it now that you can, it's that little console thing. The PS1 with all the games on it. Yeah, so I went to JB Hi-Fi to buy AirPods because everyone has them. Wait, were you buying AirPods just because everyone has them? I wanted to try them. I use AirPods a lot.

Buy them because you want them. They're not cheap. I use AirPods a lot. I mean, headphones a lot. And a lot of the time I'm always like, I'll pick up the old version and then I can't plug it into my new phone. So I feel like AirPods would be a good thing. You just want to be more like me.

You'll be getting a Quarry membership next. One day, mate. One day. Anyway, PlayStation looks cool. Anyway, $169 down to 99 bucks. I couldn't say no, mate. One day. Anyway, PlayStation looks cool. Anyway, $169 down to 99 bucks. I couldn't say no, mate. They're basically giving them away. I pretty much would be wasting money if I didn't buy it.

I'm keen to have a go on that too, to the point that we were looking at unplugging the computer that runs the radio station to use the screen to play it on. Don't say that. Ross Boss will be in here like a flash. Well, I'm keen to play. I want to play Crash. Yeah, me too.

It'll be good. Anyway, we're looking for a DJ name, by the way, for this duo. If you haven't heard, we're launching a DJ duo. It's just me and Bree, and we're going to play it float. The first thing we need to get this thing moving is a name. We've had a lot of submissions overnight. And we really appreciate you guys jumping on board because we need all the help we can get.

If you name us, if we choose your name, there's a double pass to float. Thanks to Tip Top Trumpet. Up for grabs the 16th of Feb in Rotorua on the Blue Lake. You just need to go and submit one on our social media, either our Facebook or our Instagram. There's a post there where you can write down your thoughts. Or if you want to text in 9696, you can do that too. Also, Bree's mum, who's definitely listening at the moment.

Can we not talk about that? We won't. It's too early to say her suggestions. Your mother has a filthy mind. I don't know if she realises what she's saying. Doesn't she? I don't know. Doesn't she? I can't even.

Look, some of them are very R18 and she's your mother, so. That's what I have to look forward to we will bring you the top ones at four o'clock by the way

the finalists maybe your name's on the list plus you can win float tickets at 4.20 when we play sinky sinky

float float today how would an iPhone 4 go not the newest one because we don't want to break it but an old iPhone

an iPhone 4 if you can correctly guess whether that'll sink or float you can win float tickets. It's pretty simple. Up next though is something that's happened with the Dyson vacuum cleaner.

And I'm not happy about it. Clint, I think you're on the other side of the fence. What, you giving yourself hickeys with the vacuum cleaner again? Oh, that's not what we're talking about. I'll tell you what it is next. Free and Clint. I noticed the other night when I was standing on my balcony, I was looking into my neighbour's living room.

Yeah. Which, I mean, that's a little bit creepy now that I say it out loud, but I was looking over into my neighbour's living room, which is like level with our living room. Because you're on like the third story, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I was looking into their like apartment

and I noticed something really strange. Well, I believe was really strange. Doing it on the dinner table. No, there was no one in there. I couldn't see anyone in there, but they had all the lights on in their apartment. And I noticed that they had something mounted on the wall. Oh, doing it on the wall.

Next to their TV. Like where you'd put a piece of art, they had something mounted on the wall next to their television in the middle of their living room. Prime spot. It was their Dyson vacuum cleaner. Oh, yeah. I saw this on your Instagram story.

Yeah. Yep. Yep. What is going on? Come on. I get that the Dyson, I personally love the Dyson. I get the appeal. Everyone's obsessed with them.

They're amazing machines. Have you got one? No, because I can't afford it. Do you have one? How are you obsessed with them? Do you have one? It's not about me. Do you have one?

You have a Corrie membership, so you probably do have one. Do you? Of course I've got a Dyson. Of course you do, you rich individual. No, it's not about me. Do you have one? You have a Corrie membership, so you probably do have one. Do you? Of course I've got a Dyson. Of course you do, you rich individual. No, it's not because of that. It's because I enjoy vacuuming. It's because I love a good suck. Are you a vacuuming connoisseur?

Look. Where is your Dyson? Because you own one of these things. Where is your Dyson in your house? Look, look, look. When it comes to these vacuum cleaners, and I realise we're having vacuum cleaner chat right now. I love vacuum cleaners.

It has to hang on the wall because it's got to charge itself. Yes. So no matter where you put it, you have to hang it up. Could be in a cupboard. It could be in a cupboard. Mine's in the laundry. Perfect place for a Dyson vacuum cleaner. But if you lived in an apartment,

then maybe you don't have a laundry. Maybe you're short on space. Also, if you spend $1,000 on a vacuum cleaner, you probably want to show people your vacuum cleaner. Like, let's get real. They're probably doing it. I'm not saying I do it and I'm not saying I endorse it. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. Would you do it though as a piece of art because that's how it is mounted in their household as a piece of art. In prime position. Perfect spot for something else. I wouldn't judge someone for doing it. I wouldn't judge them. Well I am. Let's judge people. Producers, would you

do it? Do you think that's strange or not? I mean our vacuum cleaner is based in our living room and it sits Do you think that's strange or not? I mean, our vacuum cleaner is based in our living room and it sits on a charging port, but it's not hung up. It's not hung up. I probably wouldn't hang it up. It's not a Dyson though, right? But I know why you do it because otherwise you'll never get around to vacuum cleaning. Yeah, we're lazy. If it's in a flat situation

and it's line of sight and there's nothing else to do, you're just hoping that someone's going to go oh, might as well do some me. That's the reason I keep mine in the cupboard, is that reason. So I don't think about it. And Producer Ben doesn't vacuum, so. I do now and then, but I don't know if I'd like it hanging on

my wall. Producer Ben, a vacuum cleaner is this thing where it like sucks up. I know what it is. I know what it is. It's that thing that you use for other things Do you know you can clean the floors with it? It sucks up dust It's used other than a broom

It's kind of like a mechanical broom What do you want to know? What do you want to know this afternoon with the Dyson? I want to know Because people get very tribal about these things No, I love Dyson It's not about the Dyson I don't understand how you love Dyson and you don't have one

What are you doing? Going to JB Hi-Fi just to play with the triggers for a bit? Have you followed me? Would you mount your Dyson as a piece of art? That's what I want to know. Would you do it? Is it weird? Is it strange?

You can text us on 9696. Maybe I'm alone. I'm willing to stand alone. I'm going to call out across the way and be like, what are you guys doing over there? Hey, can I come around and use your vacuum cleaner? I don't have to take it to my own house. I'll vacuum your house.

Why not? 0800 dial ZM. Yes or no. Mounting a Dyson in the living room. Free and clean. Sock. We've abandoned our Dyson conversation. Turns out no one cares.

Look, sometimes you have a fizzle, don't you? Look sometimes you have a fizz There was a few yeses There was a few no's But overall consensus Sometimes people just don't give a shit No one cares We do though Have a clip of our wonderful Prime Minister Who is on tour in the UK at the moment

Did you see she had a secret meeting With Meghan Markle apparently Yeah I saw that I don't know if it's a secret meeting If everyone knows that it's happening Like I don't know if Jacinda and Meghan can just disappear for a bit while all their secret services are like,

hey, where'd the girls go? Maybe they organised it through Meghan Markle's secret Instagram. Oh, yeah. She's got one. She's definitely got one of those, by the way. Apparently she has to shut it down, though. No, she does have one.

Yeah. It's a thing. She'll have a fake, just so she can look. Yeah. You know, because she'll want to see. She'd want to have a look. Well, she wants to know

what's going on on Suits as well. Anyway, came across... Oh, Suits is back soon. Yeah. You know, because she'll want to see. She'd want to have a look. Well, she wants to know what's going on on Suits as well. Anyway, came across. Oh, Suits is back soon. Yeah, very soon. Came across this clip of Jacinda Ardern talking on a BBC program and the interviewer asked her this question. Can you imagine asking your partner, Clark Gayford, to marry you? Or will you wait for him to ask you?

I would not ask. No. You're a feminist. Absolutely. Oh, absolutely I'm a feminist. But no, I want to put him through the pain and torture of having to agonise about that question himself. No, that's letting him

off the hook. Absolutely not. She sounded uncomfortable there. But you know what makes me uncomfortable there. But you know what? Awkward laugh. Makes me uncomfortable. Why are you asking the Prime Minister of New Zealand these questions? She gets asked them. You know?

Yeah, yeah. And she copped it when she was pregnant and she still cops it for that. You know what I mean? I do know what you mean. If there's a single, and by single I mean like unmarried male Prime Minister out there,

no one's going to them, do you reckon your wife will propose to you? They're going, no. Yeah, be particular. What's your economic policy? What's your social housing policy? What do you think of Trump? Do you think your husband wants to marry you? What do you think about that?

I know you're busy doing prime minister stuff at the moment, but of course soon you'll be home and you've got the baby. It's time for you to wed. Have you looked at Ring? It's just weird to me. It's strange. We can talk about the women proposing thing though. Yeah, but then I also

like, just because Jacinda wants Clark to propose to her doesn't make her a non-feminist. No, it doesn't at all. I think you can be a woman who doesn't want to do the proposing and still be a feminist because I think you can still want it as a nice thing, right? Yeah, it's just something that you want.

It's something I look forward to. Yeah. And not for everybody, but I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who go, I'm looking forward to. Yeah. And not for everybody, but I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who go, I'm looking forward to when I get to wear the dress and I'm looking forward to the surprise I get when someone proposes to me, hopefully. Yeah.

Vice versa, as a dude, I would not, like I proposed to Lucy. Your wife. My wife. But I would not have been offended or worried if she'd proposed to me. But at the same time, that was something that I was looking forward to doing. Yeah.

Like I was crapping myself and I didn't do it. How did you propose? We took her away for a surprise weekend on her birthday. But the weekend before her birthday, got her out of work and we went away and I got a family heirloom ring. But the whole process of going and talking to the dad, her dad. My dad said no. Did he?

When my sister's now husband asked, my dad was like, no, I don't give you my permission. Was he serious? For a little while and then he was like, no, I'm just joking. Just to make him sweat a little bit. Can I say, as a dude who has had to do it, that is horrible. That is horrible. Horrible, right?

Typical my dad. If I have a daughter though, and if some guy thinks that he's good enough to marry her, I'm going to do that. I'm 100% going to do that. But at the same time, poor dude would have absolutely crapped himself. Well, he's pretty confident. So he was kind of like going in there and then dad was like, no. No, you're not doing it.

So it took him down a few pegs, you know. Anyway, the other person I think about in this is Clark. If he's watching this going, oh, I don't know. I really don't think, I think they've got, I think they're a bit busy at the moment. I think they're doing other things, Clark and Jacinda. I don't know if Jacinda's got time to plan a wedding at the moment. She could. I mean, yeah, she's done everything else.

Brie and Clint. Time for Spy. Spy.com.au. Dean McCarthy, he's our reporter on the ground in LA. What's happening, Dean? Hello, guys. Good afternoon, everybody. Can we kick off today talking about a huge story

that has taken over Hollywood? Chris Brown made infamous from his attack on Rihanna all those years ago. Well, he's still kicking around in America. Overnight, he was arrested in Paris for alleged sexual assault on a woman. And just only moments ago, he was released from jail in Paris with no bond

and free to leave friends. This is all sort of breaking. This morning he was arrested. All the stories were that it was, you know, charged. He's not leaving the country. They have released him without bail. So it looks quite good for him. He's got on Instagram saying that this is all lies and that, you know, this is all being kind of fabricated. Yeah, so that's quite a clear indication that maybe they got it wrong. If there's no bail, is that the deal? Or are there bigger things at play? It's so hard to know these days.

Or he's Chris Brown and he's very recognisable. Yeah, he certainly has a terrible history. So when he has an allegation like that made against him He's kind of guilty and too proven innocent really, isn't he? Because of his history But without bail definitely means Perhaps at this moment they couldn't find the right proof and evidence required Because usually they don't just let you go

Especially without bail And they don't usually let you leave the country That's kind of like a big deal as well So yeah, stay tuned. This story will evolve, no doubt. He is, I've seen the Instagram stuff too. He's definitely going hard on his Instagram. He's posted about five times already about it.

He's posting like headlines about himself. He's posting all kinds of stuff on his Instagram. Yeah. All right. Thanks, Dean. Hey, also, Dean, this story's been blowing up over the last couple of days. Bebe Rexha, she's been nominated for a Grammy finally, and now it's kind of been overshadowed by this horrible story.

It certainly has. If you go on Bebe Rexha's Instagram, this is probably one of the best video posts on Instagram I've seen in a long time. Bebe Rexha goes on there, just a regular video on her close-up of her face, talking about how she's finally nominated for a Grammy and that some designers have refused to dress her because

she is a size 8. And then she says, you can off, I don't want to wear your and dresses anyway, which is such a cool, awesome attitude. Huge designers have come forward. Michael Costello, you probably know him. He's the guy that does.

Beyonce, he's best friends with. Cardi B, always dressing her at Fashion Week. He has come forward saying, girl, let me hook you up. This is ridiculous. So let me be clear. She will wear something fabulous at the Grammys. Someone will come forward. But what an ugly situation to find herself in.

Yeah, that's shocking. I'd like to know who are the designers that have refused. She'll name them, won't she? Yeah, I don't know. I think you need to be careful about that stuff. That is such a dumb idea if you're a designer as well to say that sort of thing. Because what's going to happen?

Do you think they're going to be quiet about it? Do you think you're shaming them into not talking about it? Exactly right. Hell no! Because we've met Bebe Rexha. We met her last year in person. She's stunning. Stunning human being

and she's just a normal person. Yeah. You know what I mean? Not even someone you would consider like a plus size or something.

Not at all. No. God, not at all. Well, there you go. That's Spy. It's brought to you by the Ford Endura SUV. Sounds and family fun

with the Ford Endura SUV. Thanks so much, Dean. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. The travelling family. with the Ford Endura SUV. Thanks so much, Dean, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. The travelling family, they're called by lots of things. The Irish travellers, the travelling family, the unruly tourists, whatever you want to call them, that group, they're leaving. Apparently, they're going.

Are they being deported or are they going home? No, they're going of their own free will. Half of them were seen at the Auckland International Airport yesterday boarding a flight to Hong Kong and the other half, they're still around but they can't have much longer left. I don't know. I think I'm going to miss them. I'm not going to miss them.

I think I'm going to miss the daily updates of their shenanigans and the things that they've been up to. You know, they brought a little bit of sparkle to our summer, a little bit of celebrity, a little bit of international flavour, a little bit of sparkle to our summer, a little bit of celebrity, a little bit of international flavour, a little bit of, you know. Yeah, the flavour you don't want. They're like the thing you catch from someone and then you can't get rid of it.

If you're going to miss them as much as I am, well, good news because you can get for yourself now a Traveller family souvenir. Remember the real star of this group is the kid. With the Bunnings hat. With the Bunnings hat. Yeah. Who came up to the family at Takapuna Beach and said this. Swear at my uncle.

Knock your brains out. Swear at my uncle again. Excuse me? Swear at him. Swear at him. Swear at my uncle again. Swear at him. How old are you?

What's he saying? He says, swear at my uncle again. Swear at my uncle again. I'll knock your brains out What a charming young man If you love this family And you want a peace to keep forever You can now

This is smart, whoever's jumped on this Buy for yourself The official hat Worn by the kid on Takapuna Beach It's on Trade Me Let me read you the auction What? Bunnings hat

Used condition Found near Takapuna Beach. It's on Trade Me. Let me read you the auction. What? Bunnings hat, used condition, found near Takapuna Beach, discarded. Although this is a very attractive and stylish hat, I cannot be responsible for any obscenities that may flow from your mouth

or rude hand gestures while wearing the hat. User beware. Not recommended for use, not recommended for children, even under adult supervision. This hat has no ants or hair in it. Oh, because they complain about the food.

Yes. It could be useful if you decide to go travelling and see our beautiful country. One size fits all. So they believe they've got the actual hat that the kid was wearing. You can't believe that, Clint. Well. You can't actually believe that.

It doesn't matter whether I believe it or not because there have been 44 bids on the hat and currently the Bunnings hat that the travelling family kid wore is sitting at $1,000. Someone's willing to pay $1,000 for this hat. So that in itself makes it valuable. Quick, let's get some piece of junk and put it on Trade Me and pretend it's like Jacinda Ardern's or something.

Let's get one of those ratty-ass singlets that that guy wore and spill some Peter Pat on it or something. We're going to make a fortune. This won't help my uncle. I'm not your friend, Sam. This won't help my uncle again. Excuse me? Slow it down.

Slow it down. This won't help my uncle again. Slow it down. How old are you? If nothing else, it's a beautiful hat. Great sun protection. And really, you cannot put a price on UV protection in this day and age, can you? You can't, great for backyard cricket

We're starting a DJ duo Oh, I missed it I missed it, I went too well You missed it I've got a lot of work to do. She did that thing that DJs do where they pull their fist down like a truck horn right on the beat. But she was a little bit early. You can work on that.

Here it comes. Try again. No one can see this, but try again. No, you missed it. Far out. You made me nervous. There's work to be done before we perform at Float in just under four weeks' time, okay?

It's getting close. I need to actually get on some decks at some point. You do. You need to actually do some DJing at some point. Other than a weekend. I don't know. But to be honest, that is the small, when it comes to actually performing,

that's the smallest part. The biggest part is having good songs. Stage presence. Stage presence and a good name, okay? The name is the bit we're on a quest for at the moment. And if you do give us our name, we're going to give you free tickets to float. Well, you've got to be there. If you're naming the group, you have to be there to see it.

Yeah. We have been, over the last 24 hours, asking for it. I've got a list of names that I want to get a vibe from you in a second, but have any good ones come through on the text in the last five minutes? One just came in. Jaspinder Ardern. Okay, that is going on the shortlist. That's brilliant.

Jaspinder Ardern. That's good. You know she used to be a DJ as well? Did she? Yeah. Love it. She used to DJ. She played at Laneway.

That's awesome. Okay, I've got what I think here are the best ones that we've had submitted overnight. Some are new, some you've heard before. Okay. I don't want you to critique them too much. Right. I want gut feel. Okay.

When you hear it, does it feel good or bad? That's all I need from you, okay? Do you want that reaction now? Yeah, I just want yes or no. Okay. So good or bad, yes or no. All right. What have we got? What have the people brought to us? Okay, firstly, want yes or no. Okay. So good or bad, yes or no. Alright. What have we got?

What have the people brought to us? Okay, firstly, and if you've submitted these, thank you very much from Instagram. DJ's Clint Breezy. Yeah.

No, that was a no. Because it sounds so much like Chris Breezy, doesn't it? Yeah. And then there's What Happened Today. Okay, this is a favourite.

Catman and Flatulence Girl. I like it. It's a little bit long, though. Osama Spin Laden. Yeah. Brent. Yeah, it sounds like a guy's name. I get it, though.

Yeah, okay. What about Blunt? I do like Blunt. Blunt? Because it sounds like something. DJ Robeats and Thomas Sound. Of course, because my name is Robert and Thomas L. Don't mind that. DJ Robeats and Thomas Sound. Of course, because my name is Robert and Thomas L. Don't mind that.

DJ Robeats and Thomas Sound. Don't mind it. Okay, cool. What about 11K data DJ and possum pool boy? I like it. It's unusual. What about the remix to Clintition? See, again, R. Kelly.

Why did you have to go? Wow. It's funny, but it's not funny. I don't think we can have an R. Kelly themed DJ duo in 2018. Crocs and socks. Oh, yeah, because we did that croc week. Yeah. Don't hate it, and then you get a costume out of it too.

Crocs and socks. BJ. No, shit. Bree J. Oh. Yeah, so you can't have that because it's dangerous. You can't have that one. It's too close.

Breeze and Cracker. I don't mind that one. Breeze and Cracker. Daft Pakehas. Not bad. Okay, from the text machine, Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Poi, Poi, Poi. Love it. Yeah. Combined Love it. Yeah.

Combined the two. Facebook, Scratchifier, like Catchifier, but Scratchifier. Good. Bint 182. Well, you haven't tried all that hard there, have you? No, Bint 182. No, yeah, I get it. Bint 182.

And the last one submitted that has made the shortlist from Facebook is Birkencrocks. Not bad. Yeah, cool. Okay, those join our other two finalists, which are Garlic Meow. Yes. Because you love garlic bread.

And you have cats. And I have cats. Garlic Meow. Garlic Meow. That sounds weird. Kind of rolls off the tongue, right? And the other one, Brecks Clit. of rolls off the tongue, right? Yeah. And the other one, Brick's Clit. Also rolls off the tongue.

Very topical. You've got to say it fast though. Brick's Clit. Rolls off the tongue. Would you put two E's in it? Do you know what I mean? Would you put two E's in it so it's Brick's Clit? But then if you're going to, you might as well put an N in it.

No, Brick's Clit. It looks good when you write it. It does look good when you write it. But the problem with that though is it is topical Please text us with your favourites from that 9696 Because we want a name that satisfies the masses 9696

Any of those that you particularly liked Do let us know Because that will by Friday One of those that we just said Is going to be our DJ name That we perform at Float with And they will win tickets. And this stuff sticks as well.

So let us know. Free and Clint. Free and Clint. Sinky, sinky, float, float. Are you crossing live to me now? Yeah. Sorry, I'm down here at the fish tank. I can't really hear you.

How's things back at the studio? Pretty good. I'm five metres away from you. Oh, wait, there's a ship coming past. Sorry, that was a ship. I'm down here at the fish tank. Sorry. If you can correctly guess whether our daily items will sink or float,

you can win for yourself a double pass tonight. Very simple game. Tell us what's at the bottom of the tank so far, Bree. So far at the bottom of the tank is an avocado, which sunk, and also a bottle of rosé that's had a few sips taken out of it. I'm going to say that was Megan from Fletchvaughan and Megan. That also sunk. It also sunk to the bottom, yes.

Straight to the bottom. Straight to the bottom. The avocado kind of bobbed its way around. Today I feel like there's not much of a question in this, right? Not really. We don't want to influence you with our feelings, but Jane, welcome to the show. Hi, how are you? How do you think your floaty buoyancy knowledge is?

Pretty good. I've dropped a few phones. Ever into a pool before? No. A toilet, I'm guessing. Into the toilet. Yeah. Did you go diving?

Yes. You have to. Jane. You have to. They don't flush. Was it ones or twos? Ah, just one, thank God. Oh, well, that's all right then.

Very rehydrated until it wasn't yellow. That's important. That's important. Yeah, yeah. It is important. No, good to stay hydrated, Jane. It's very sterile, to be honest. You're absolutely fine.

Today it's an iPhone 4, so she's an oldie. The only reason we've gone with an iPhone 4 is none of us wanted to risk our own iPhone in there, so we got one out of Ross Boss's drawer. This is a working iPhone 4. I do feel a bit bad about it. Yeah. I don't want to put it in there.

Only thing is we don't have a charger for it anymore because it's that big old charger. Oh, true. Yeah. It is the big charger. Could you buy a charger for this? You can, that big old charger. Yeah. It is the big charger. Could you buy a charger for this? You can, yeah. You can?

Yeah. Oh, right. Well, look, if it still works after this, it's yours. Oh, wait, I'm getting a call. No, you're not. Jane, is an iPhone 4 going to sink or float for a double pass to float? It is going to sink. I think, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm so hoping. I think she's pretty much. Oh, my God. If you're right, you're going. If you're wrong, we're going to give the I think, if I'm not mistaken, I'm so hoping. I think she's pretty much. Oh my God. If you're right, you're going. If you're wrong, we're going to give the tickets to Josh, okay?

I think you're onto a good thing here, Jane. All right, are we ready? We're ready. All right, three, two, one. Oh, whoa. Straight to the bottom. Oh, yay.

You're going to blow, Jane. Yeah. Woo. Woo. Oh, thank you guys so much. You were very careful not to smash through the bottle of rosé that's down there as well. Yeah, I had to put it next to it, not on the bottle of rosé.

Try that off, chuck it in some rice, see if it still works. Look, I know we do an afternoon radio show and it's meant to be all light and fun, but I just want to change the tone for a second. I'm going to get a little bit serious. I'm about to say something that's probably going to offend quite a few people. All right, okay. Controversial, but I'm just going to come out and say it.

Do you need to turn the comments on your Instagram off first? Maybe, maybe. I'm just going to come out and say it. Yeah. I hate the Shub. I've said it. I know a lot of people are going to be upset but I hate them. I hate

shubs. If you're wondering what a shub is, it's when a shower and a bathtub are combined to make one. Also known as a shaft. A shaft which, you know, not as good. Sounds too much like shaft and also shart. I get it.

Like you're combining both things to save space and you can have the best of both worlds. But I don't care what Miley Cyrus said. You can have the best of both worlds. It is a great tune. I don't care. I don't like it. They're dangerous.

I don't trust them. And I think we just need to get rid of them. They're old-fashioned. Get rid of the shub. I've got a shub. And you know what? I've got something for you, mate. Get ready because I know for a fact you're about to renovate your house.

We are. And you're choosing to put a shub, a new shub, into your house. We're building a shub in the house, yeah. They're highly convenient. You disgust me. They're highly convenient. You disgust me. They're highly convenient. You disgust me. Because like Miley Cyrus said, believe it or not,

especially if you've only just bought your first house and you can't afford anything very big in the floor space in your bathroom, it's not enormous. Guess what? Pick one, pick a lane, stay there. A shower, great. A bathtub, also great. Uses a lot of water.

I don't have to choose because... Literally. They're not sexy. They're not sexy, they're dangerous. 95% of the time I will choose to have a shower. But what if I do want a bath? What if I have aching muscles from a sports event? And then you can bathe in all of your filth that you've showered,

literally, onto the floor for the last three weeks. No, you clean the bath before you have a bath. Oh, then that's not convenient, is it? Also, also, do you not know the pleasure of a lie-down shower? Like- Yeah, build a shower big enough where you can do that. No, then you're lying on the floor. Where do you rest your back against?

You can build that in if you want to. Put a step in. Put a step in. You know what you're talking about building? You're talking about building a shub. You're talking about... No. Yes, you are.

No, I'm not. I'm talking about building a chic shower. Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes you need to have a lie down in the shower and a shub is perfect for that. Shub is absolutely perfect. I just think they're dangerous. I don't like the look of them. I don't trust it.

My mum does think they're dangerous. When we bought like the look of them. I don't trust it. My mum does think they're dangerous. When we bought the house, our housewarming gift that she got us was a rubber mat for the shub because she was worried about us stepping in and out. They're slippery. Yeah, we don't use it and we've never had an injury. You know what else? You know why I think I don't like them?

When I was a kid, I bent down to get some soap one time in the shub and as I stood up, guess what hit the tap? The back. My back hit the tap. The back. Yeah. The back. I'm passionate, mate.

My back hit the tap on the way up. It's so bad. It's dangerous for you. You're bending the wrong way. Yeah, all right. Look, there's nothing wrong with the shub and I'll stand by that fact. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the shub. Look, I think to prove you wrong, I want to take calls on when have you with a shub and I'll stand by that fact. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a shub. Look, I think to prove you wrong,

I want to take calls on when have you had a shub injury. I feel like there's going to be a lot of people. Have you had a shub injury? Yes, on the tap. Yeah, you didn't think that through, did you? 0800 dial ZM. When have you had a shub injury? Or maybe you're just as passionate as me. Or maybe you're as passionate as Clint. We'll take any calls. have you had a Shub injury? Or maybe you're just as passionate as me

Or maybe you're as passionate as Clint We'll take any calls Maybe you love a Shub Maybe I'm starting a social movement Not that type of movement I'm getting rid of the Shub Let's get rid of it

It's not a thing anymore Whether you combine the shower and a bathtub to make one, best of both worlds, no, I don't trust it. I don't like it. How do you propose to get rid of them, by the way? They're rather permanently fixed in people's houses. I'm going to rip them all out. With my bare hands.

They're handy. They're so handy. They are handy. And then some of them have a shower curtain, and that's never a good thing. Yeah, I'm not a fan Of a shower curtain No That feeling when the

Shower curtain touches you You're like Get off me Get off me Why is the shower curtain Always wet Why does everything In the bathroom dry

Except for the shower curtain I don't know Anyway that's not the point You can have a piece of glass With a shub You totally can have A piece of glass with a shub Yeah but you can't have

Safety with a shub Because you never can have a piece of glass with a shub. Yeah, but you can't have safety with a shub. Because you never know what injuries you're going to get. 0800 dials it in. What injuries have you gotten from a shub? Hey, Matt. Hey. What do you reckon, Matt? Have you obtained an injury from a shub? Okay, so two

things. One thing, a shub sounds like a good idea. In reality, it is a gift of the devil. That's what it is. Why, Matt? Okay, so many years ago, when I was a young fella, about five, maybe six, I went to get out

of said Shub from the devil and slipped and landed right between my legs. And apparently, all my parents heard was this massive thud and then they go, ow, my spectacles. My spectacles?

Yeah, but you were just a dumb kid. No. Yeah. No. Perfectly grown adults can...

But I was a dumb kid with style, you know, like, the shub should just be outlawed in every single country except Alaska.

Alright. Matt's signing the petition, aren't you, Matt? Hmm, he's gone. He's on board. Yeah, the Shub should just be outlawed in every single country except Alaska. All right. Matt's signing the petition, aren't you, Matt? He's gone. He's on board. Yeah, see, stop getting rid of these people. These are good people. What about this text? You say he was a dumb kid.

They said, I'm too busy to call in, but my Shub injury, my boyfriend and I were having fun times in our shub before I fell and hit my head on the side of the bath. I split my forehead open and he also split something. We've just recently put a shower in. Were they doing it standing up? I don't know. I was going to say, if anything, that's just a bath injury. That's not specifically a shub injury. Were they doing it standing up? I don't know. I wasn't there. Because I was going to say, if anything, that's just a bath injury.

That's not specifically a Shub injury. I'll tell you what, I will give you this. A Shub doesn't work for a two-person shower because the shower's at one end and the bath is long and straight. You've got to queue up to get under the water. Just another thing to add to the list. I still don't think that's the death knell for them. Hey, Amanda.

Hi. What do you think? Are you for or against the Shub? I'm so against. They are the worst. And why, Amanda? Okay, so one day I had a bit much to drink, and this almost happened sober as well,

but I had a bit much to drink, and I spilled some drinks over myself. So, you know, I was like, I have a shower, well, a shub, and I was finished. I turned off the, like, shower, and I went to get out, and I fully tripped over, fell out in space, where I splat on the ground. Yep, see? Not good while intoxicated.

That's a drunk problem, not a shub problem again, though. No, it almost happened. I trip over that bloody thing all the time, trying to get out if you're not paying attention. Look out, Clint. We're passionate, us Shub haters. So Bree's proposal, Amanda, is to get rid of your Shub. Are you willing to rip it out of your house

at a cost of around $2,000 or $3,000? Yes, I just move houses. I hate the bloody thing. I told you we were passionate. Last one. Amber. Hi. Are you pro or anti-shub?

So, shubs are bad. Is that it? I went to... Let's end on that debate. I like that, Amber. Shubs are bad. No. Tell us what happened, Amber.

Okay. I like that, Amber. Shubs are bad. No. Tell us what happened, Amber. Okay, so my ex's cousin had a wedding, and me and his sister went, and we got a bit drunk, and I thought it would be a good idea to have a shower when we got home, and I ended up falling asleep in the bath. Oh, I've heard of this happening. Luckily, I turned the water off, but I fell asleep and he was on shift work at the time and luckily he woke up at 3.30 in the morning and

woke me up. Otherwise, I would have probably drowned because my head was right under the tap. Again, this is not a shub. No, all I hear is a shub nearly killed you, Amber. They nearly struck you down in your prime. You're just dealing with people who don't know how bathtubs work. Absolute social hazard.

At some point in your life, this is all I'll say, at some point in your life, you will need a bath. And when that day comes, I bet you wish you didn't rip the shub out. That's all I'll say. I'll leave it there. I can't think of a time when we will need a bath, though. Never. Bree and Clint. Hello.

You've reached Bree's Sikki Hotline. Alright, this is Sikki Hotline where we're about to call a workplace where we don't work and you have to get the day off with a crazy excuse. Last week you got a day off at Kmart. Kmart. For saying you were converting to Buddhism.

Yep. And I needed the day off because my ceremony was on that day. Did you ever call back and say. I did. I did. Because I didn't want. Because they actually thought. You used a real name.

No. She assumed I was some girl. And so then I had to call back and say that it wasn't me. Who am I calling this week? You're going to call Farmers. Oh, yeah. Very popular place. Yeah.

There's quite a few people that would work in that business. It's huge. Surely. Yeah, yeah. They're normally like two-story buildings. Yeah. You're going to say that you can't come into work because you've come back from a very quick holiday. And I've got diarrhea.

And you've got barley belly. Fantastic. But you have to say that And you've got barley belly. Fantastic. But you have to say that the trip wasn't in Bali. Where was it? Australia. But you have to call it barley belly. Good afternoon. How can I help?

Hey, how are you? Hello. Hi, it's James. Hey, I'm meant? Oh, hey, how are you? Hello? Hi, it's James. Sorry, it's James. Hey, I'm meant to be working tomorrow, but my flight back from Australia is tonight, and I think I've come down with barley belly. Sorry, who is this?

It's James. James, James. Sorry, James, I work in Homeways. James? Yeah. I'm rostered on tomorrow, and I think I've eaten a bad sushi And I've got

It's really embarrassing I've got the poos And I'm Sorry I'm calling you from the toilet It's really embarrassing I'm at the airport toilet At the Burger King Okay

I don't have any Jane working in Sorry who's this? James James J-A-M-E-S James? Yeah Who's rosterusted on tomorrow james we don't have any james in this store oh i guess i guess i don't have to come in then this is um my name is do you know me yeah james i've got it i've got to go. See ya. What the f-

Well, you failed. How am I meant to get the day off if I don't even know what my name is when I work there? I did it last week, mate. That's the game. How's my sick, though? Did I sound sick? Did I sound like I was in pain?

Horrific. You get an absolutely glowing report from Shortland Street. Did I sound like I was on the brink of booing myself? You sounded like you're on Days of Our Lives. No, don't point at me like this was my idea to bring this story back up. You brought it up yesterday. After the nightmare that happened yesterday after telling it. What was the nightmare?

Just realising after I said it out loud. Did the person who it was about hear you tell it? No, they didn't. Do they live here or in Australia? They live in Aussie. Okay, cool. We can talk about it out loud. Did the person who it was about hear you tell it? No, they didn't. Do they live here or in Australia? They live in Aussie. Okay, cool. We can talk about it. Yeah.

Yesterday you told a very unfortunate story about a friend who had a very early relationship disaster. What a nightmare. I can't even imagine what it would feel like. There was a friend of mine. She was in this new relationship. she'd been staying at his house over the weekend, she'd been holding in something because she was afraid to go to the bathroom.

That's what happens when you're in new relationships. You pretend that you don't poo. She's gone to the shower where a toilet is not located in the shower, unfortunately. So she thought when she was going to the shower that she could turn the shower on in the sound and then go and do her business, right? In the toilet.

And then be in there long enough that the smell would dissipate. Exactly. Yeah, I know her tactic. It was too late when she realised that there wasn't a toilet in there. And I said, I was like, what do you mean? And she was like, you know, it half happened. And I was like, what do you mean it half happened? I was like, it doesn't half happen.

It was a shower situation, put it that way. The drain that night. I spent all night, unfortunately, rethinking about it and the logistics of pushing that down there because those pipes are not the same kind of pipes. I didn't realise when you told me that it was, and sorry that this is a bit. It's grim.

It's pretty grim. It's very grim. This is why I didn't want to talk about it again. It was a number two, but it was more of a hot lava situation, right? Oh, my God. She said it wasn't. No, let's just put it this way. It wasn't.

She said it wasn't that much of a struggle to get down. She was able to hose it down, right? Yeah. Oh, I feel sick. I feel sick. I feel sick, one, because of the act, and two, I feel sick thinking about myself in her situation. She obviously quite likes the guy, right? sick thinking about myself in her situation. She obviously quite likes

the guy, right? Oh, really likes him, yeah. To hold it in all weekend. And then you have to go and do something like that. Because what do you do? Do you stand there in the shower with it still running, like you've got the shower on and you just lean your head out and you go,

hey, have you got any shower cleaner in here? And he's like, oh. And some toilet paper. That's a bit weird. You don't have to clean the shower. It's not that dirty. And she's like, oh, I don't mind. I don't mind.

Maybe some bleach. Oh, yeah, I've got some Mr. Muscle. I'll bring it in. No, don't bring it in. On the text machine. Don't bring it in. People are saying it's a waffle stomp. That's what it is. No, if it's, again, if it in. On the text machine. Don't bring it in. People are saying it's a waffle stomp. That's what it is.

No, again, if it's hot lava, it's not a waffle stomp. Yeah, no, this wasn't a waffle stomp situation. I wondered this afternoon. Let's go away from that. Let's not talk about that anymore. But let's do talk about early relationship disasters. So the only reason that happened is because it was early in the relationship. Things were awkward.

Yeah. That's why it occurred. They hadn't broken down those barriers yet where you can truly be yourself. Yes. Have you had one of those type of situations? Doesn't have to be a shower disaster. It can be a first date story if you want. Could be anything.

What happened very early in your relationship and you were like, oh, far out. I can't believe he knows this part about me now. Or I can't believe she's seen me in this situation already. What a disaster. 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696. This is one of those use the radio as therapy type situations. If you don't want to come on the radio and be awkward, we'll just read it out from the text machine. It's fine. But if you do want to talk and you don't want to come on the radio and be awkward, we'll just read it out from the text machine.

It's fine. But if you do want to talk and you don't want to be named, we can give you a fake name. We can do that too. We can do anything you need. It's your trauma. We just want to help you deal with it. Bring on the waffle stomp stories.

Oh, $800 at him. Brie and Clint. I can't deal with the texts that are coming through on the text machine. We're talking about early relationship disasters. Off the back of your friend who unfortunately... Had a shower poo situation at her new boyfriend's house. In his en suite. In his en suite.

She thought there was a toilet in the shower area in the bathroom. It was too late. And it was too late. She'd held it in for two days. It was too late. Poor girl. I felt so bad for her. Honestly, if you've been in a situation like this,

what we're about to talk about should make you feel better because we have just had the most incredible amount of messages. It's happened to everybody. It has. It has happened to everyone. Our producers have furiously been getting the best calls ready. Before then, though, I want to read you a couple of text messages. Have you got some text messages as well?

I've got a few, yeah. Okay. This is a nice tame one, okay? We'll start out nice and tame. I don't have tame ones. We'll keep it cool. I went out for a nice dinner. Ended up going back to her house. I managed to get stuck in her toilet. Oh no.

I thought he meant the bowl. He means the room. The toilet room. She had to call her dad to come over and rescue me. He had to unlock the door. She probably would have thought he was doing all kinds of things in there. Imagine the dad though going are you the man who's here to sleep with

my daughter? Oh that's awkward, didn't even think about that. Let me release you from the toilet so you can go about your business. What about this one? It's very long and I'll try and sum it up for you. Pretty much she was staying at this guy's house That she'd liked for two years Finally they'd gotten together

They went out for dinner She was having a sleepover She wakes up in the middle of the night Really needs to do number two So she goes, nah, I'm not doing it here I'm not doing it She goes, go back to sleep So she goes back to sleep

Because she held it in She wakes up, needs to vomit. Oh, did it come out the top instead? She needs to vomit. She goes, great, I'd rather a vomit than a number two. She goes to the bathroom. No. Vomits. Oh, she does both. Does both. Oh.

She said, we are no longer together. Steph, welcome to the show. Hi, how's it going guys? What happened Steph? What was your early relationship disaster? So the first time meeting my father-in-law I was feeling a little unwell at dinner And I ended up throwing up in his bathroom sink

And he came down to find me to make sure I was okay And found me with handfuls of my own sick trying to transport it out of the bathroom sink to the toilet because it had blocked the sink. Poor girl. You were being innovative. You were trying to get the chunks from the sink to the toilet. I get it. You were doing what needed

to be done. I get it, Steph. It was a high pressure situation. Any bathroom activity too, it's time crisis because the longer you're in there, the worse it seems, right? I just picture Steph when he's like, what are you doing? And she turns around, she's like got this like handful of sick. She's like, nothing. Anonymous, welcome to the show. Hello, Anonymous. Hi. We're not going to name you. That's totally fine. But what was your early relationship disaster? Okay, so this is two weeks in, and I didn't want him to know I have false teeth. Oh, yeah.

Right. Which is, they're not fully false, but they're sort of like half and half, and it's like a steel plate in my mouth with steel hooks and all sorts holding it in place. Yeah. We were having fun time. Yeah, good on you.

Oh, no. One of the steel hooks hopped in. Yeah. Mass, good on you. Oh, no. One of the steel hooks hopped in. Yeah. Massive big gas. You cut his face. So, wait. You hooked him.

No. No, she hooked him. Something else. Oh. Oh. She's got a marlin. Reel it in. Who wanted to know

what the hell did it I had to show him my teeth? You. Oh. I just, I don't want to get too graphic with it, but the hook, was that hook mounted in your face or was the hook attached to the teeth? Like, were you able to come away? The hook is attached to the teeth. So you were able to come away and the teeth were still hooked onto the thing? No, the teeth were still hooked onto my mouth. I came away and removed the teeth from. And the thing. No, the teeth were still hooked onto my mouth. I came away and removed the

teeth from. And then he's like, I think these are yours. Get a little bit of this. She wins. She wins today. New relationship. Went to his parents' house. My number two had a wee floater that wouldn't flush. Very small.

They stipulate. Very small. They stipulate, very small. So I used an old toilet roll to scoop it and flick it out the window into thick, bushy garden. Unfortunately, their dog came running over and ate it. Then 10 minutes later, I saw the dog go and lick his mum. Take that to your grave. Never, ever, ever tell her about that.

The mum's like, oh, you really do have sheep breath. Oh, the dog smells like shit. Nicola, hi. I'm cry laughing. I'm cry laughing. You know what? I thought mine was pretty bad.

These are rough. You should read some of these, Nicola. Honestly, I think we've been about 150 messages, and they're so bad. I think we need to do part two tomorrow. All right. What do you got for us? Mine does not have anything to do with number two,

thank the sweet heavens. Yes. I was meeting the parents for the first time, maybe three or four weeks in, and drove up to the house, and I was like, sheesh, kabobs, I've been to this house before. Turns out I'd been dating his brother a couple months back.

Didn't realize they were related. You figured this out on the way to family dinner. No, as we pulled up to the house, because it was like an apartment complex, and I was like, oh, it's going to be a different apartment. Surely it's a different apartment. Walked in, met his mother

for a second time, and his dad kissed me on the cheek, and guys, this is my favourite, kisses me on the cheek and he's like, well, now you've kissed all the boys, haven't you? No, I quit. I quit.

Nicola wins. You may as well have blocked their toilet after that. I'd rather a big poo. Wait there, Nicola, we're going to get you a prize, okay? Thanks. There are honestly more messages than we can handle so we're going to do part two of this tomorrow.

We're going to do part two. We're going to do part two. Keep them coming through. Bree and Clint. Birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays. First person to play today is Steph. Hey, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hey, how are you? It's not Steph that told us that horrific story before, was it? No.

Okay, different Steph. Okay, cool. All right, Steph, what's your birthday? 10th of August, 1992. Okay, Steph, you were 16 in 2008 on the 10th of August, and on that day, this was top of the charts. Katy Perry's first hit, I Kissed a Girl. You like that?

Yeah, it's pretty good. I like it. You kissed a girl before, Steph? No. Well, that's rude to ask Steph about her dating life. Is it? Yeah, Steph, have you? No, I have not.

Oh, okay. I like that one to start off. Next up is Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hello like that one to start off. Next up is Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hello. What's your birthday? 21st of May, 1988.

Okay, Sammy, you were 16 in 2004 on the 25th of May, and this is your birthday banger. But I'm standing here today And your eyes are still the same And they can't take that away Number one for one week. Number one for one week. Straight after the first ever New Zealand Idol, you get Ben Lomas. What do you think?

It's not as good as Katy Perry. Sammy tells it like it is. Sad to Ben Lomas. That is one of my favourite Ben Lomas songs. Is it? Yeah. Name another one. The only one he did. I don't need to. Sammy to binlamas. That is one of my favourite binlamas songs. Is it? Yeah. Name another one. The only one he did.

I don't need to. Sammy, you're savage. No, you know, it might be my favourite binlamas song. Last one is Anna. Hey, Anna. Hi, Anna.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? The 2nd of August, 1990. Okay, Anna, you were 16 in 2006 on the 2nd of August and on that day, this was number one.

Nelly Furtado, Pumiskiwitz Girl. Awesome, right? Yeah. How good was Nelly Furtado back in the day? I know. Yeah. I think she had some kind of, like, meltdown. Yeah, maybe.

I think it all got a bit much. I don't know, actually. We should get her on the show. What, post-meltdown. Yeah, maybe. I think it all got a bit much. I don't know actually. We should get her on the show. What, post meltdown? Yeah, why not? You don't know what you'll get. I'm not really feeling the Katy Perry one. What about you?

Oh. What are you feeling this? I'm feeling this one, yeah. I'm voting Katy Perry. Oh, you're voting Katy Perry. Yeah, I've got to go. Are you going to send us to Stalemate? I've got to send it to Stalemate today. Well, then there's Katy Perry? Yeah, I've got to go. Are you going to send us to stalemate? I've got to send it to stalemate today.

Well, then there's a chance we're about to play Ben Lummis. We've got to go to producer Ali in a situation like this. Ali, your choices are Katy Perry, Ben Lummis, or Nelly Furtado. And whatever you say is the song we'll play for Birthday Banger. Well, I was actually going to say the other one. I was going to say Ben Lummis. You have to say... Okay, no, all right, no, no, to say the other one. I was going to say Ben Lummers. You have to say... Okay, no, all right, no, no, Anna doesn't like that.

If Anna doesn't like that, I won't do it. It's not Anna's choice, though. It's not Anna's choice. It's your choice. Now I'm scared of Anna, so I'm not going to choose that one. We are pussying out of this and giving you the decision. Controversial, but I don't like Ika's skill, and I don't like Frumiskill's either.

Like, I don't know, so I'm a bad person to come here because maybe Ben needs to decide. No, it's done. Oh, it's done. Oh, sorry, Anna. Oh, it's all good. This is good. This is good.

This is your birthday banger. From 04, Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. We've launched the DJ duo on a Monday. We're now trying to decide our top four names, potential names for this DJ duo, which hopefully we're going to end up playing at float. We're going to DJ together, you and I.

First thing we need is a name. We have a list. We want a short list. We have a list. We want a short list. We have a long-ish list at the moment. This music is dramatic. It's a very dramatic thing we're doing. It is a big deal.

I don't know if it's that big of a deal. It is to me. There are some awful band names out there. We could end up with a name like The Chainsmokers. True, we don't want to let that happen. This is the sort of stakes we're dealing with. So, let's look at our list as it stands.

We've asked for your help. These are all suggestions that have come from you guys. Bricks Clit. Garlic Meow. Which is not really getting the traction that we thought it was going to. Yeah. No one's really cottoned on to that one. That's your love of garlic bread

and my love of cats combined. Are we removing Garlic Meow? I don't know. I still think it would go alright on the poll. We're going to have to remove something. Breeze and Cracker. Yeah, I like that. This one got quite a strong reaction before.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Poi, Poi, Poi. Yeah, people like that. It's a chant that you can do. It's getting good feedback from out in the producer's suite. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Poi, Poi, Poi. This one I think we removed. This one I really like, but I think we removed because it's only, like it's very recent and it's not going to be relevant forever.

Right. 11K data DJ and possum pool boy. I think it's out. That's because you spent $11,000 on your global roaming bill. My work phone bill. And I had a possum in a pool in my backyard last week. It's funny. It's funny.

Very well done, but I think we get rid of it. It's gone. It's gone. Catman and flatulence girl. Also done, but I think we get rid of it. It's gone. It's gone. Catman and Flatulence Girl. Also funny, but I think it's too long. I don't think it's too long. You don't think so? You want to get rid of Catman and Flatulence Girl?

I think it's out. Okay, it's gone. Jaspinder Ardern. Very funny. Very good. I'm going to get rid of it. But then what happens when Jacinda's not the Prime Minister anymore? How long do you think we're going to be DJs for? Hey mate, I'm

planning on making this a career. What happens when Jacinda wants to start DJing again too? That's the other problem. True, she'll want that name. She'll want that name back. We can't take it off her. So we're removing Jacinda Ardern. Yeah, it's gone. We've been told by legal that we're not allowed to use Osama Spin Laden

either. They said that's a no. So it's gone. The Hot Mess Express is very popular. The Hot Mess Express, probably the most popular on the text machine in the last hour. Choo-choo, here we come. There's a lot of actions you could do around the Hot Mess Express. Blint 182. Something about Blint 182 makes me happy. It's got Brie, it's got Clint, and it's got 182 Something about Blint 182

Makes me happy It's got Brie It's got Clint And it's got 182 I'm gonna I'm gonna put it on the shortlist Okay I get one that I get

Without your decision What as in the top four Yep You're putting that In the top four Well let's finish the list The producers don't like that Spindiana Jones

Very funny But nothing to do with us. DJ Clint Breastwood. Very funny. On the shortlist? It sounds like it's one person though. DJ Clint Breastwood. Okay, it's gone.

It's gone. Oh, this is brutal. That leaves us with a shortlist. I feel like I'm in Rome and I'm about to enter the Coliseum. It leaves us with six. Okay. Our list now looks like Rex Clit, Garlic Meow, Breeze and Cracker, Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Poi, Poi, Poi, The Hot Mess Express, and Blint 182.

You happy with that list? What's six? Oh, we need four, don't we? Should we just do six? We'll do six, and then we'll do another Eliminator tomorrow to get our final two. Okay. Okay?

This is what it is? It's a big decision. Okay. We'll put them head to head on our Instagram story in the next five minutes. We need you to vote. Please go to our Instagram and help us. Go vote for what you like best. Our Instagram is Bree and Clint.

You just need to click on the one that you think, and each one will be three polls, a name against a name, name v. name, okay? Let us know because that will help narrow it down. Tomorrow, we will have a name. Terrifying to think that one of those is our name. I'm hoping for Brexclit. I'm hoping for Clint182.

Bree and Clint. Tell me about these word of the year list words. So there's this thing I didn't realize every year, but I think it's one of the dictionaries i don't know macquarie dictionary they do this thing every year where they bring out the most used words of that year oh yeah some can be new words yeah some can be old but they bring out a list yeah with the top words used of that year so this is for the year just been for 2018 yeah so for 2018 the list has been released can Can I have a guess at one of them? Yeah, go on. Is Briggs at one of them? Um, no. Not on the list that I have. Okay, cool.

I think there's about five here. So one of the top words used for 2018. This is voted by people. So this is voted by a ton of people because they survey people and they're like what do you think is one of the most memorable words? Okay, yeah. So at the top of the list, single use with a hyphen in the middle.

Plastic bags. Yeah. So apparently, yeah, because that was such a big thing last year. So that's one of the top words. Also, me too. Oh, yeah. Technically two words. But that was a very prominent word of 2018.

Yeah. Vertical farming. There's not one of the most prominent word of 2018. Yeah. Vertical farming. That's not one of the most used words of 2018. Apparently it is. I think vertical farming is where they grow in like a... So it says here, farming food in vertical inclined layers or stacked structures, such as indoors or alongside buildings. Yeah, so it takes up less land.

They have like dirt and trays and stuff like that. Kind of cool. Very cool, but not one of my favorite words of last year. Deep fake. What's that? Apparently it's a video of a computer-generated likeness of an individual. So you know when you can go to a place and then they'll take a photo and then it generates your, I guess, your deep fake.

Like a version of you. A version of you that looks like a lot like you. There's some scary stuff that I don't want to think about. Yeah. Isn't that interesting? Also, BDE was probably my favorite. Is it? What is it?

Big Dick Energy. Let's be real. You and I have both used that last year Listen up if you're about to have a baby And you don't want to give it a Bogan name Because a list has been released Of what they deem Bogan baby names were named in 2018 So it just comes on when we talk about Bogan things

Automatically Listen up if you are Bogan too and you're looking for baby name ideas. Because maybe you haven't landed on the right one yet. Why not? Maybe you've been out in the shed all day, leaning over the commie with a cigarette in your mouth around petrol and the name just hasn't come to you yet. We might have it.

Oh, I need some inspiration. Hopefully you're not the mother if you're the one smoking around petrol. But, you know, and again, this does not come from a place of judgment. I'm someone with quite a bogan background. Mate, I come from an apple farm. I come from Rotorua. Mate, my family had Commodores. Mate, I always wanted a Ford.

Yeah, same thing. Okay, cool. My dad still has kind of a mullet but claims that it's not a mullet. And a moustache. All right, give us some Bogan baby names. All right, these are actual legit names that people named their children in 2018. How do you know that they're from Bogan people, by the way? When they put these lists together and they go,

these are what Bogans are calling their kids. They're not saying that they're from Bogan people, but they're deeming that these names are Bogan. Okay, cool. That's what they're saying. So you can decide. You can be the judgeeming these names are Bogan. Okay, cool. That's what they're saying. So you can decide. You can be the judge listening right now if you think so. Yeah, cool.

What about the name Byron? Byron with a B. Where does Byron come from? No idea. Is it like Violin or Violet or Byron or Byron? Maybe Byron. Byron, but instead of Byron, Byron. Byron, Byron. I don't like it. I don instead of Byron, Bylon. Byron, Bylon.

I don't like it. I don't like it either. But that doesn't mean you don't like it. It's your baby. You call it whatever you want. What about the name Chevelle? Chevelle. Kind of like a Chevy?

Kind of like Chevy, yeah. Yeah? Well, Chevy, they'll be Chevy for short, right? I don't mind the name Chevette. Chevette. Yeah. Okay, maybe not. Someone has named their kid Harry and they've spelt it H-A-I-R-R-Y.

That's hairy. Isn't it? H-A-I. H-A-I-R-R-Y. Yeah. That's just hairy with an extra R in it. With an extra R. That's not great.

No, it's not fantastic. That's not good. I'm getting to some of my favourite ones now. Someone named their child Galaxia. Galaxia. Galaxia. Kind of is a mix between galaxy and laxative. Yep, beautiful.

Again, it's your baby. It's your baby. Hey, you do what you want. What about Wave? Wave's a nice name. Do you like Wave? Well, it could be nice, yeah. Spelled W-A-Y-V-E.

I don't like it as much anymore. It's kind of a mix of Wayne and Wave. Also, I mean, this is the same time yesterday we talked about that lady whose name was Clitorius. So we judge names. These are fine right now. We judge names a lot on this show. Who's calling a baby Wayne? Just a side note.

Little baby Wayne. In 2019, who's calling a baby Wayne? Anyway, that's it. It's just. It's very true. Like a baby doesn't, what baby suits Wayne? Not many. I can't think of many.

Just because he's bald doesn't mean he is an old man. Okay. He's going to get some hair. Don't call him Wayne. What about the name for a Bogan name? Valen. Valen. Kind of like Van Halen.

Or Valiant. Yeah. Which is a type of car. Yeah. Anything with car connotations. If you call your kid Sally. If you call it Mustang. Mercedes.

Mercedes is a good one. Mercedes is real. That's cashed up, Bogan. Yeah, that's cash. That's real upper Mustang. Mercedes. Mercedes is a good one. Mercedes is real up. That's cashed up, Bogan. Yeah, that's cashed. That's real upper class. Ranger. What car name wouldn't work? Pretty much any car name.

No, you can't call a kid Prius. I don't mind it. You can't call it. I don't. And that's why I come from country Queensland. Because I don't mind it. Hey, sit. We're out of here. We're done.

I'm going to Aladdin the musical tonight. Yeah, you said that. Big challenge, doing Aladdin on stage. I've seen it. Is it? Yeah, I saw it. Is it? Is it good?

Is it? Is it good? Is it good? Is it? Actually, don't tell me, because I want to experience it myself. Do they paint the genie blue every night though? Because imagine getting that role and you have to paint yourself blue every single night. Well, that's the same as Wicked.

They have to paint the witch green. Yeah. I don't think so. No. I don't think the genie's blue. Also, the Aladdin movie's coming out this year, the Will Smith one, and he's not blue. Oh, I can't wait for that. I can.

I love Will Smith though I love Will Smith but yeah okay no all right yeah I think I'm more excited for Lion King though oh definitely more excited for Lion King they were the two biggest like childhood films for me Aladdin and Lion King oh do you know the other one we were going to talk about today that we didn't get to what one Mighty Ducks the Mighty Ducks how cool is this yeah how cool is it so the Mighty Ducks. The Mighty Ducks. How cool is this? Yeah. How cool is it? So the Mighty Ducks fans, all the kids that were in the original movies, they've gotten them together and they got them to play a game of ice hockey. It's awesome.

So that movie came out in 1992. So what have we got? 92, 2002, 2012. It's almost 30 years old. Oh, my God. Is it? 2012 It's almost 30 years old Oh my god is it So if the kids in there were like 15 at the time They'll be in their 40s now Is it going to be good or is it going to be like Oh man

You guys aren't cute anymore No I've seen the pictures They're old Which is fine But they're all there though My favourite was Goldberg. There'll be at least a couple of them going, we should make another movie.

And the producers are like, eh. I don't know. All right, let's see if you can still fly in the flying V. I've kept my acting up. I was in a community production of Aladdin. There's walkers with ice skates on them and they're just trying to get on the ice. Have a good night, everybody.

See you tomorrow. See you.