ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 23rd 2020

Episode Date: January 23, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. For a Thursday. Is everybody here? Ben, you here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ellie, you here? I'm here. Brie, you here? Yep.

I already knew you were here. If you listened to yesterday's podcast, you would have heard us or me talking about the Instagram purchases. Yes. They come up in this show again. I just, I need a way of getting this out there to everybody. I don't have the link Anymore to purchase the cutlery organisers Because I've done some

Unintentional influencing with it On my Instagram account and I'm getting non-stop messages From people going, oh my god, love the cutlery organisers How do I buy them? I don't know! It was a random as fuck Instagram ad That came in and in a moment of weakness I just clicked purchase.

I did make the comment, and I want your guys' opinion out there. Did you see the before and after? Yes, yeah. Did you think it gave that much more space in the drawer? It's not about space. Do you think it looked better? It did look aesthetically more pleasing. It literally gave that much more space,

and one of the knives didn't even fit in the organizer. Lucy messaged her, and she goes, so you've stacked the cutlery on top of each other. How am I meant to know if I'm pulling out a knife or a fork? But then, dude, shut up! That's a great point. Lucy and I always agree on stuff. Always.

Maybe you should marry her. Okay. I'll go live with Big gay gorgeous Elle Yeah you can have Elle Party time I love Lucy Hello boys That was just a PSA

That I needed to get out there Yeah anyone else Got anything for the podcast Or Fine if you don't No Don't force it baby Don't force it

It's fine if you don't Today's show includes Undie chat That was probably My favourite thing today We talked about Your ride or die undies If you want to know what that means then I guess you'll have to listen

It involves pash chat Which for our international listeners You won't know what a pash is A snog Some won't know what a snog is either French kiss Or in Australia, down under kiss No

No, that's different. No, it's different. It definitely sounds different. It's another tongue-based action. I hate that joke. Have you ever heard that joke? What's that? It's like the joke where someone goes,

oh, have you heard of the French kiss in Australia? It's the same, but it's Down Under. Oh, yeah, that's clever. No, Ben, it is not. No, it's not clever. Oh yeah, that's clever. No, Ben, it is not. No, it's not clever. Not clever. Oh, shit. Do that joke one more time.

Have you heard of the French kiss? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, the momentum's really gone, isn't it? Ben can tidy this up. Can I? Do that joke one more time. Have you heard of the French kiss

in Australia? It's the same thing but it's down under. Do we just invent a TikTok? Nice. I think that's a TikTok. That could be a TikTok.

We are big in Australia. Yeah, those Aussies would love it. They'd love that. Yeah, they'd love that joke. Deal, eh? Here's today's podcast, everybody. Have fun. Bye.

Bye. She made me nervous. She bring me in and made me breakfast. And she said, You come from a land down under. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Same time every day, you big dummy. Don't you talk to her like that. You big dummy. What? You big AI-infused computer brain dummy. Don't you talk to her like that. You big dummy. You big AI-infused computer brain dummy. How dare you.

How are you going, everybody? Bree and Clint here strapping in for a wild show where we have a VIP international guest joining us on the phone today. You might have heard Georgia earlier give it away, but that's right, a member of the original High Five crew. He's on the show. And he's going to

discuss the rumours that are setting the tabloids ablaze. Is there a reunion tour? For High Five. I'd be there. We can't reveal who it is yet, but God, I hope it's Wake Up Jeff. He's going to be on the show around 4.30 tomorrow.

Yeah, that's right. Next on the show, though, I've got news on what Netflix is calling its biggest show of all time. Can I guess or will I ruin it? No, I hate it when you guess. What if I have one guess? I'll wait, but I get one guess. Okay, if you ruin it though...

People can guess as well. If you want to have a guess, you can guess. Okay, what do you think Netflix's biggest show is of all time? 9-6, 9-6. If you do ruin it though, I'll be... Annoyed. What about you mean all those times that you over-exaggerate when I ask you how much you reckon something's worth?

Have your guess, all right? Have your guess. Right now? Yes. I reckon it's Orange is the New Black. Ha-ha. Maybe not. I mean, maybe.

I'll tell you what Netflix's biggest show is of all time because if you haven't seen it yet, pretty good endorsement, I reckon. Pretty damn good. We'll do it next. ZM. Do you want to know what the biggest Netflix show of all time is? Sure.

So you've put your guess in. You said that Orange is the New Black and I'm proud to announce that you're wrong. That or Stranger Things? No, not Stranger Things either. Really? What is it then? So Netflix have announced what it is.

Well, it's the biggest first season original TV show ever. But it's still pretty big. Clickbait. Still pretty big. Clickbait. Oh, you just clickbaited your own show. Look at the producers. They were disappointed too.

Okay, I won't tell you what it is then. I won't tell you. That's then. I won't tell you. It's only the first season anyway. No. It's good. This means that the first season of this show was bigger than the first season of Stranger Things and it was bigger than the first season of Orange is the New Black. This is even

bigger than the first season of House of Cards. Okay. 46% of people who have Netflix have watched this show since Christmas. Well, this will be interesting because we've got four people here who all have Netflix. So we'll see if those stats are right.

I'll see if 46% of us have seen it. Yeah. So two of us have to have seen it. You and most have been. So one of us, and then one of us has to have seen most of it. Okay, the show that Netflix says, 76 million households have watched since Christmas is... Is...

Is... The Witcher. Oh. That new Henry Cavill show. My brother tried to force me to watch this show. I think this is the theme song. So Henry Cavill, who is Superman by the way,

and possibly the manliest man in the world right now. He's the star of The Witcher and it looks very, I haven't watched it by the way. My brother got the game of this and then he was watching the TV show at the same time and then he forced his girlfriend to watch this show and then they took over the media room with watching the TV show at the same time. And then he forced his girlfriend to watch this show.

And then they took over the media room with watching this damn show. But is it good? I didn't. It's not for me. Did you watch it? I did. I tried to. And when there was like.

You don't like fantasy stuff, eh? I don't. Not that type. Because there's like elves and there's like hunchbacks and there's like. Fantasy stuff. Fantasy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Brie likes the other kind of fantasy, you know. What's the other type? What?

You know. No? You know. What? Why are you winking? The other kind of, doesn't matter, okay? This is the most watched show on Netflix. Have you watched it? No. Have you guys watched it? No. Have you not watched it, man? I thought this nerd stuff would be right up your alley. What? Well, you're Well, this is you. Yeah, I have been suggested to watch this, but I just, I don't know, mate.

You know who loves this show? Vaughn from Fletch, Vaughn and Megan. Yeah, because he's got a hobbit, you know what? There you go. If you're looking for a recommendation and you want to do it based off what half of the entire Netflix population is watching, you need to, tonight, watch The Witcher Season 1

on Netflix. Nah, I think I'll watch Sex Education. There's a new season out. I'm excited about that. It looks really good. I don't have any time between Love Island and The Bachelorette starting next week. Very true. I'm spent. Next on the show. That's why you can't watch The Witcher. Thatte starting next week. Very true. I'm spent. Next on the show.

That's why you can't watch The Witcher. That I'm not allowed. Because Lucy, his wife, hates it too. We can't watch anything that we both don't like. Read, we can't watch anything I like. Bree and Clint. This will probably interest you a lot, this story, Clint, because it's about a houseplant.

I love a good houseplant. I like a certain amount, but I think if you overcrowd a house, it can be overwhelming. Are you suggesting that my house is overcrowded with houseplants? No. Are you? You've got quite a lot. Yeah, I do have quite a lot.

How many are in your house? I've got a Monstera Deliciosa Which is about 5 years old And it's quite big now I've got a Ficus Robustus Which is around 6 years old And he's pottering away in the corner I've got a giant banana leaf one

That one by the stereo It's touching the roof now You have so many in your living room Yes That there's not enough room for the couch. No. Yeah, it like encroaches over the couch. Yeah, but that's the look.

It's like the plant is coming out from behind the couch. You and I have different opinions on these sort of things. No, I just think you might have maybe one too many in there. I reckon you've got one not enough. I went to your house. I've got fake ones. There was one dead yucca. That's all you had in your house.

Who had that? It was out on the balcony Oh that wasn't mine Yeah but that was the only thing in your whole house I don't buy real ones because I kill them Where does your fresh oxygen come from you know? Where does your life energy come from? The window Where are your responsibilities?

That's the other thing Get a plant And that will teach you if you're ready for I don't know a baby or something Because if you can keep a plant alive... I just got into a relationship. What more do you want from me? Put it this way. If you can't keep a plant alive, then you're not

ready for any kind of... That's not true. It is true. No, it's not because plants are temperamental. You want to know what's temperamental? Babies. I already have to deal with myself. I'm temperamental. I don't want to bring another temperamental thing into my world. Tempermental?

Temperamental? Temperamental. Temperamental. Tempera. Tempera? It's one of those words you say it too many times and it starts to sound weird. Okay, it all sounds the same. This is something that you might be interested in buying,

but maybe not at this price because this is ridiculous. It's one of those Monstera plants that you were talking about. Yes. How much did you pay for yours? I think we paid $170 for our Monstera. Well, an Auckland botanist has discussed how much she has made on one of her Monsteras that she's put on Trade Me. She was selling the plant and she found herself caught in a bidding war.

These two people were bidding over her Monstera. It was a really old plant. It was actually a huge, huge house plant. Indoor? I think so, yeah. Yeah, okay. But very big, very big plant. Anyway, they got into a bidding war where in total there was 182 bids in a week for this plant.

Right. It must be a beautiful Monstera. Yeah, it's huge. It looks, yeah, lovely. Anyway, it was up to $1,600. Whoa. And she said she came back 45 minutes later, this was towards the end of the Trade Me auction, where the bidding closed with a final bid of $4,930.

Who are these people that are paying that much for a monster? It's a big one. Yeah, I get that it's a big one and you pay more for an established one. But wow, that must have gone to some richy rich. You know, know a Monstera, you can just cut one of the limbs off and replant it and then bada bing, bada boom, you've got two Monsteras. Should we put your Monstera on Trade Me to see how much we can get for it? If someone said to you, I mean you've just talked about how much you love these plants and their babies.

If someone goes, I'll give you five grand for that Monstera. Oh, gone. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, James Corden, the most lovely man in Hollywood, has been caught out in a lie.

Tell us more. I don't know how to break this to you but I'm the bearer of bad news. Carpool karaoke is a fraud, lie, fake. It is not true. It does not even happen. All of the celebrities are impersonators. Is that what you're telling us?

The people are real. He's real. The car's real. He's not driving the car. It is on the back of a trailer. Now, because you're thinking, wait a second, Dean. You are lying to my face. Because you know how it cuts to photos of the car driving through LA?

They're all some other shot. In fact, sometimes it's not even the same car. What? It's a different car. There's like a stunt double car. And the car that he's in, the celebrities are in with him, they are actually on a trailer. And all the cameras are hooked up and rigged up and there's a security car behind them and you know because it's a pretty big deal he's got mariah carey and justin bieber all these people

in the car so you know i mean but there you go i get it i do get it because like he's doing all types of things he's singing he's like handing over rubik's Cube, stuff like that, Rubik's Cube. Yeah. But the thing is that the part that I feel the most robbed of is that when it cuts to a shot of him, he looks like he's turning the wheel. He does such good fake driving. They must have to do extra shots where when the trailer goes around a corner, they go, all right, we're going to do a pick-up

where you pretend that you're driving. Yeah. The bit about that show that always... Can I tell you something? Yeah. I've got another piece of juicy nugget. This is so gold. I want you to go back and find the Britney Spears carpool karaoke,

and I want you to notice that in some shots she's wearing sunglasses and some shots she's not. The first time they shot it, my friend was there on set, first time they shot it, she did not, had never seen it, did not know that you were supposed to sing. She mimed. They had to reshoot it because it made no sense and in the second shot she's wearing glasses.

So just watch it back. True story. Britney Spears thought she could lip sync during carpool karaoke. That is such a great scoop. Of course she can. She's Britney Spears. She can lip sync wherever she wants. And does. She can lip sync wherever she wants. And does. She's like, you'll put the voice

in afterwards. And does, yeah. Okay, that is Dean McCarthy with a hot scoop today. That's good stuff. I'm going to go back and watch it now. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's Billie Eilish. The new Bond girl. The new Bond song girl.

You can't call her the new Bond girl. It'd be a bit weird if she was the Bond girl. Who is the new Bond girl? I new Bond song girl You can't call her the new Bond girl It'd be a bit weird if she was the Bond girl Who is the new Bond girl? I don't know, but can you imagine if James Bond His main love interest is a 17 year old singer I think she's 18 She 18? Yeah, I think so

And she's a babe Yeah, she could do it She good She could do it Did Demi Moore do it once? Halle Berry did. That was Charlie's Angels. She looks so good.

She came out and I remember her being 40 and she came out in this black bikini in Charlie's Angels and everyone like lost their mind. Do you guys want to do a quick round of the age game? How old is Demi Moore? Demi Moore. Lodge your bets, okay? I'm Googling. I'll say my bet first.

I'll go 52. She'd be 55. 55? I don't know I'll turn my bet first. I'll go 52. She'd be 55. 55? I don't know who it is, but because I'm basing off your answers. What do you mean you don't know who she is? She was married to Ashton Kutcher. I need a photo of her. No, Ben, you're out. No, he's out. Well, I've seen her age now, so I can't play. Ellie, lock it in.

Look, I've accidentally looked at the answer. Why are you looking at the answer? I'm sorry, because I thought it was my job, but clearly you were looking. Hey, well, at least you're honest. You could have absolutely took all the glory there. I'm sorry because I thought it was my job but clearly you were looking. Hey, well at least you're honest. You could have absolutely took all the glory there. I could have, yeah. What did you say? 56.

I'm just changing my guess to 57. No, you're not. She's 57. Yes, I win. I bloody win. Well, technically Clint wins. Technically. You are such a little brown noser

to Clinton Roberts, aren't you, Ben? Look at you. Look at you. It's because he knows something you don't. That's true. What? I am going to win Lotto this year.

Nice. I don't know how many times I need to say it out loud before you start believing me. You wish. And Ben, can I say you are playing all of your cards right. Thanks, mate. Yeah. And good luck. Bree, you've got a bit of legwork to do.

To be honest, I'd rather be poor. Than a brown noser. I can't brown nose. You can. I can't. You can. I actually can't do it. It hurts me.

It hurts. It pains me. Okay, okay, okay. Let's role play. Yeah. So you know that I... I don't think I can do it. So you know that I have... How much have I got, Ben?

How much did I win? Win. In lotto, 12 million? Yeah, 12 and a half. 12 and a half million. Okay. And you know that I'm looking to dish some out to my friends. Okay.

And I arrive at work the day after winning Lotto, okay? Mm-hmm. And action. Hey, Bree, how you going? Claire, what's happening? Hey, congrats on winning Lotto. Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

Pretty life-changing for me. Yeah. And I'm looking for some people to spend it on, if you know what I mean. Oh, that's nice of you. Probably best to spend it on your family, I'd say. They're taken care of. Oh, are they? They're fine, yeah.

Did you win that much? Yeah, I won $12.5 million. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, cool. Well, you know money doesn't buy happiness, though. No, but it can buy you something. Yeah.

No, I've got everything I need. I've got you, I've got Ben, I've got Ellie. Thanks, mate. You telling me, if I had $12.5 million, you still wouldn't suck up to me. Not if I had to brown nose. We're talking about pashing. Yeah. And if you haven't heard that word in a while, welcome back to 1995,

when the pash was alive and thriving. It's when I think it was rebranded from the French kiss to what we know as the pash, right? It's such an old school term. But the same thing, right? A French kiss is just a pash? It is the exact same thing. Does that mean the French invented it? I don't know. Because the

French didn't invent French fries. They get credited with a lot of things they didn't invent. But anyway, I digress. I mean, knowing the French, it does seem like something that the French would do. Yeah, it's very intimate. It's very romantic. Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, I think the French kiss is a very old term for a tongue kiss. Tongue kiss, yeah. A tongue kiss, a pash. What do we call it these days? A snog? Is it a snog? Yeah, it's a snog. A snog.

What else? We sound really old. Tonsil hockey. No. No? I don't think anyone's called it that for a while. Gumfishing. Anyway, we're talking about a kiss with tongue.

Yeah. I read an article literally yesterday that talks about how they reckon the tongue kiss, the pash, the tonsil hockey, the French kiss is on the way out. They're saying amongst millennials, it's becoming less and less likely to use tongue. Which sounds bizarre. Their style of kissing would go out of trend, you know?

I mean, I call BS. The only way I could see that it might be true is, I mean, where did you learn to do it? I'll tell you where I learned. The movies. I got a copy of my cousin's Dolly magazine. Yep. And there was a section in there,

and it was usually sealed, I think, but it was, I saw on the cover, how to French kiss. And I'm like, fantastic, this part of my life's coming up. I got no idea. And then it like, fantastic. This part of my life's coming up. I got no idea. And then it says, and in there it said, if you want to practice, try the wall of the shower. And it gave you tips. Did you try?

100% that's what I did. Yeah, I've tried on my hand. On your hand, yeah. Glass is good. So what I'm saying is it may be going out of trend because there are no more Dolly magazines. There are no more Cream magazines. There are no more Girlfriend magazines.

So where are the new generation learning how to do the pash? Netflix. Mmm. There's no tutorials on there. There's a lot of movies. That's where I saw people doing it. Yeah. And like, they're all doing the tongue kiss in movies. None of them are doing the old codfish kiss. Are they?

I don't know that they are using tongue in the movies. Absolutely. I think they are acting to make it look like they're using tongue. You can't act using tongue. What movies are you watching where you can actually see the tongue in the pash? Raunchy ones. On Netflix? Yeah.

They're all using tongue. Okay. I want to know, because I went around the office, everyone here at ZM is in the millennial category. And this is what this article is saying, that a lot of people in the millennials are not using tongue when they kiss. So I went around and I've just asked a bunch of millennials, tongue, is it in or is it out?

I think it's very much alive. I wouldn't say it's dead. Absolutely. Yeah. At least it's just the same thing. Like, you need to change it up. Absolutely. It's not spicing it up.

There's just standard. Talon, yes or no? Yeah, you spell your name. Gary at the end. What did he say? He said, you spell your name. With your tongue? Yeah.

Gary is a freak. That is a myth. But the most shocking thing to me was someone here amongst us in our team when i said uh obviously off air tongues out they were like yeah i see that i don't use tongue step forward the member of the brienne clint family who believes tongue is dead that would be me producer ellie that tongue hasn't been used in a while so you have got cobwebs on it. So for you, it's not a thing? Like, it is, but it's occasional, you know?

Like, when we're going out, yeah, but we're more just like lovey-kissy. Like, it's not usually, yeah. Kind of. Marriage kisses. Yeah, marriage kisses. Hey, that's rude. How often are you using tongues? Whenever I want to freak my wife out.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. How often are you using tongue? Whenever I want to freak my wife out Exactly Exactly So, but the rest of us, we're saying tongue is still very much in I'll vote yes, I'm not I'm saying it's still in It's a huge part of my intimacy arsenal I wouldn't say tongue, it's arsenal in the same sentence But, okay And producer Ben, what about with your Yeah, I'd say yes I'd say tongue, it's arsenal in the same sentence, but okay. And Producer Ben, what about with your...

Yeah, I'd say yes. I'd say yes, yeah. All right. I feel like a prude now, don't I? No, I mean, that's your preference. But that's okay, it's your honest opinion. So what do you want to ask out of this? I've come up with a bit of a hypothetical would you rather.

So if you're listening right now, I want you to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and we're going to ask you the question, would you rather, for the rest of your life, have to use tongue every time you kiss your partner? Not your mum, right? Not your mum. Just the romantic kisses. Yeah, not your mum.

You have to use tongue. Not my mum, eh? Can't remember the last time I gave my mum a tonguey. You have to use tongue every time you kiss. Yeah. Or you can never use tongue with your partner again. Okay, so it's all or nothing. It's all or nothing.

What are you picking? 0800 dial ZM or you can text your thoughts to 9696. It's either tongue in every kiss for the rest of your life or no tongue ever again. Tongue, is it in or is it out? Bree and Clint. Is the pash on the way out a tongue kiss? I read an article saying that amongst millennials,

which we're in that category, Clint, they're saying that it's not very popular these days. Yeah, it's off trend. It's off trend to give someone some tongue in a kiss. It's like paper money or answering your phone. We don't want to do it. I think, in my opinion, I do love some tongue in a kiss. Yeah. Because it actually makes it passionate.

Yeah. Like, I do like, don't get me wrong, I like the little nice lovey kisses, but, you know, for certain circumstances. You know you talking about intimacy makes me uncomfortable, I like the little nice lovey kisses, but for certain circumstances. You know you talking about intimacy makes me uncomfortable, by the way. You need to get used to it. There's a lot more where that came from. You've asked a would you rather, which is quite a bizarre one.

Would you rather only ever kiss your partner with tongue for the rest of your life? Yes. Or never? Never again. Never again. I love some of the tips. Which means, here are the things you need to work through.

It means if you're kissing them goodbye for work, it has to be a full pash. Yeah. No, it doesn't have to be a full pash. There just has to be some tongue in it. Like a quick bit. I'm so glad I don't have to tongue kiss you ever after seeing that. Is that how you tongue kiss?

No, but you seem possessed to be a quick one. I want to see you show me how you tongue kiss. No, we're not doing that. Yeah. No, we're not doing that. No, we're doing it. No, we're not doing that. No, we're doing it.

Okay, you think about it. People can't even see it. Yeah, but we can film it and then we'll put it online for everyone to enjoy. Producers, would you like to see that, his technique? Yes, please. All right. Fine. Give us five seconds of the Clinton Roberts.

But it'll be in mid-ear. Like, it's not even a person there. Perfect. You ready? Clinton Roberts, a tongue royale. Three. Don't. Okay.

Can you count? Okay, Riri. One, two, three. Royal Three Don't Okay Can you count? Okay One Two Three I licked the microphone Oh yuck I licked the microphone

Yeah because that was The scariest thing about that Emma change the topic Hi Emma Your lucky wife Hello Emma Would you rather

Never kiss with tongue ever again Or only ever kiss Would you rather never kiss with tongue ever again or only ever kiss with tongue? Definitely never kiss with tongue again. So I want to ask you, Emma, how old are you? I'm 20. So you're 20. So you're definitely in that younger category. Do you hate kissing with tongue?

Yep. I cannot stand tongue. Really? Yuck. So if a guy you really like You just won't have a kiss with tongue? No Like my partner's really lucky if he gets tongue

So that's on a special occasion, is it? Okay, that's one for no tongue Kerry's here, hi Kerry Hi Kerry Hi What are you thinking here, Kerry? Which one are you opting for? I would probably say never kiss with tongue again.

Like, it is good sometimes, but I think for the rest of my life, yeah, nah. If he came into your workplace and he dropped you lunch off and then you have to do a tongue kiss to say thank you in front of all your workmates. I wouldn't mind it. I'd think, oh, they're in love. I'd be like, what a bunch of freaks. I'd be like, oh, they're so in love. Look at them go.

Let's cross live to Tui. Hello, Tui. Hi, Tui. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. How old are you, Tui? Okay, I'm 26, and my girlfriend is 27,

and you guys have started a little bit of a domestic year. Oh, no. Okay, I think you should be able to kiss your tongue every time because I'm trying to show her you can do, like, little ones. And she actually left the car before. Tui. She thinks you shouldn't. I probably am on your side.

You can do little, tiny little bits. I don't know that you can. Of course you can. It's all on the technique. It's like how people say sex is overrated. They're not doing it right. Yeah, I agree, Tui. You don't have to stick the whole thing in every time.

What was Tui's vote? Only you have a tongue. Yep. She's voting for tongue. So that's two for no tongue, one for all tongue. Logan, hi. Hi, Logan. What are your thoughts on this, Logan?

Well, I agree with you, Bree. If you kiss the tongue, it's, like, really passionate and, like, it shows you, like, love them. Means more. Yeah. Who cares about other people? It's your relationship. Yes, Logan.

PDA. I'm actually PDA. Well, this is the most PDA thing you can do. Okay, one final vote. The score's a level. All tongue or no tongue. Dani, kia ora. Hi, how are you going? Dani, what are your thoughts on the tongue or no tongue. Danny. Kia ora. Hi. How are you going?

Danny, what are your thoughts on the tongue versus no tongue? Tongue all the way. It's a little bit like the dry hump. You can't get rid of it. Yes, queen. I'm all for the tongue and the dry hump. Okay, Danny. If I said to you same situation,

you could only ever dry hump your partner or hug well that's different we're not talking crazy well that's just silly I was going to say hug is the other option oh no dry hump all the way

you're going to dry hump them goodbye at the airport dropping off lunch I feel like you're a massive fan. I feel like you're the pioneer of the dry hump. She likes it that much. Tongue wins the day, everybody. You can't get rid of it.

You can't get rid of it. You can't. It is an integral. Don't do that, Ellie. That was an overly intimate conversation for 4.30 in the afternoon. So we're going to move swiftly along. Well, I don't know if I've been this excited in how long, but there's rumours, Clint, of a high-five original OG members reunion. Five in the air, let's do it together.

That's right. Five to the side. And we have one of the OG members on the phone right now with us. It's one of my mates, Nathan Foley. Thanks for joining us, Nathan. How you doing, guys? Pretty good. Not as good as you.

Is this true? Is there a high-five reunion going on? Oh, I'll tell you what. It's been driving me crazy. I heard you started the rumour, Nathan. Look, long story short, last did i was a special guest for the bushfire relief at a wiggles concert uh anthony wiggle called me up anthony field he called me up to look nate he says can you come and just do a few songs you can do your own original songs so

anyway i went in there i did a few of my original songs and then i did a little one minute teaser of a little high five medley and i did it just an acoustic thing and it went crazy they started i actually posted that on my Instagram as well. They went crazy and went off. Anyway, I got home, and I let it sit for a couple of days. And I found a blurry photo of us from yesteryear, and I posted it up. And this was just for a bit of fun. And I was just curious.

Would anybody go to an 18-plus high-five show on Instagram? Absolutely they would. Well, I go to bed. I wake up in the morning, and my Instagram is just off the rick-dark. Like, I've got all these, like, thousands of new followers and likes and comments, and I'm like, oh, crap, I've created a monster. Do you think it's something that could actually ever happen?

I didn't expect it to go this viral, to be honest with you. Realistically, like, we're not the Weagles. I mean, the Weagles own their own own product we're just employees of the show so we actually don't own the rights to the show or the music or anything even though i co-wrote a few of the songs for the show i'm not even sure whether we can put use it as high five we might have to change the you know call it higher five higher five yeah yeah yeah higher five or high five OG. I don't know. Seriously, we have to look into this. But I've contacted the other guys, and obviously we're all living our own lives. We've got our own careers that we're concentrating on, and I'm working on it.

I've been trying to work on this for a couple of years to try and get us all together, but we don't live all in the same state. That's another issue. That doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. Give the people what they want, Nathan. Nathan, I've just seen the post on your Instagram, and you've written what you said.

Who wants the original high five to do a special 18 plus reunion? It's had 3,962 comments on it. If that's not proof that this is what the people want, I don't know what is. And I won't say this lightly. I'm no concert promoter, but I'm willing to quit my radio job and represent high five. I will travel the world with you for a mere

20% cut of the profits that this Hi5 reunion would bring in. Probably 99.9% will go to the owner first. I was going to say, so it doesn't leave much for you guys. The top comment on here is Anthony Wiggle. He's commented on it and he said, yes with five S's and it's had

that comment alone has had 400 likes. This is the reunion tour. That's so cool, Nate. This is the reunion tour that the world is waiting for at the moment. This is what we need. Forget Brad and Jen getting back together. Forget a friend's reunion. I think next time I'm not going to go home, have a couple of whiskeys and decide to write a post that I can't live up to at the moment.

Yeah, yeah. Now you've got to make it happen, Nate. All right, so the official word is from Nathan Foley from Hi5. It's a maybe. That the Hi5 reunion is a... Definitely maybe. Definitely maybe. Definitely a maybe.

I like it. It's definitely a maybe. Look, it's not up to us. It's up to the owners. That's a man who wants to make it happen. Nathan, thank you very much for talking to us. Thanks, Nathan. Thanks, guys. That's a man who wants to make it happen Nathan, thank you very much for talking to us Thanks Nathan Thanks guys Together

1, 2, 3, 4 High five 1, 2, 3, 4 High five 1, 2, 3, 4 High five Five Five in the air

Let's do it together High five Brie and Clint How are you planning a holiday this year and do you plan your holiday around the Instagram photos that you could take? Do people actually do that? Undie P. No, they don't.

Yes, they do. We've reached a part of our generation where we're not lying about it anymore. We're going, I want to go. No, we're not. We're not. I want to go to that location where there's like the big post and there's a swing and it's over the ocean. That's where I want to go. No, we're not. We're not. I want to go to that location where there's like the big post and there's this swing and it's over the ocean. That's where I want to go.

Where is that? Oh, I've got no idea, but that's where I want to go. Well, this is where I can help. The travel company Big Seven, who do nothing but lists. In fact, I don't know they even do any travel. They just do lists. They're the ones who voted the Kiwi X in the sexiest X in the world. I do recall. They've released a list of the Kiwi X in The sexiest X in the world I do recall

They've released a list of the most Instagrammable destinations Of 2020 And congratulations New Zealand We've made the list Well done everybody, proud of you, proud of me, proud of you Round of applause It doesn't surprise me, this country is stunning We're only in the top 50 once

Really? And that is Lake Tekopo Which has come in at place number 25 Oh well that's pretty only in the top 50 once. Really? And that is Lake Tikapō, which has come in at place number 25. Oh, well, that's pretty good in the top 50, 25. What about, there's other Instagrammable stuff in New Zealand. The Wanaka tree. Wanaka tree. That's a very Instagrammable tree. What about the Sky City Convention Centre fire?

That's a good Instagram photo. You get that, you know? That's a bit too soon, I think. What about Rotorua? You could go down to... The geyser. Fire. That's a good Instagram photo. You get that, you know? That's a bit too soon, I think. What about Rotorua? You could go down to... The geyser. Yeah, the geyser. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Find a new one opening up under someone's house or something. What about Mount Doom? Mount Doom? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lots of stuff. Anyway, we're in there once. The list's already been published. Do you want to hear the top 10?

Yeah, I want to hear the top 10. These are the top 10 places to travel in 2020 for Instagram. Number 10 is Jaipur in India. I haven't heard of it. You haven't heard of Jaipur? No. No? Okay.

Heard of Jai Ho. Have you? Okay, what is it? The Pussycat Doll song? Yeah. It's a place in India. I've never heard of that place. Okay, have you heard of number nine?

London, England. No. Oh, like the Fergie song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How come every time you come around? Number eight, most Instagrammable place to travel in 2020, Bali. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot of Instagrammable things like the Bali swing. When you went to Bali, you did a terrible Instagram job, by the way. No. One photo. Is that it? One photo. No, I posted more than one. No, one photo.

Go back in your timeline. There was a photo of me in a bikini and then there was a photo of me where I'm like in the pool. Yeah. And then there was. That's it. Wait, maybe one more photo. No.

No? I don't know. Well, I had to take them down Because I went with my ex Yeah Okay Yeah good point Number seven

Most Instagrammable place to travel Lisbon in Portugal Okay Yeah Number six Tokyo, Japan Now we're talking Tokyo is awesome

I want to get a photo in front of that In that big crossing Where all those people come out at the same time You should go shopping on the 4, it's like they call it the 4K, it's like four kilometres of shops all in a row straight. Yeah, it's crazy. Singapore's number five.

Singapore's beautiful. New York City is number three, number four, sorry. Number three is Dubai. Number two is Hong Kong. Hong Kong, I've heard, is very cool. It's hectic at the moment with the protests. And the number one most Instagrammable place to travel to in 2020 is... Gisborne.

Sydney. Is it Sydney? We've got one. Sydney. Yeah, Sydney's quite nice. Sydney's lovely, but Sydney. Well, you've got the Opera House. Yeah, Bondi quite nice. Sydney's lovely, but Sydney. Well, you've got the Opera House. Yeah, Bondi.

You've got the bridge. You've got Bondi. Yeah. You've got the good-looking people in Bondi. Yeah, I guess it's just not that exciting to us, is it? Because it's just there. Also, Brie said she hates Sydney. She said it's full of wankers.

When did I say that? Brie and Clint. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do.

Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? If you're new to the Brie and Clint's What The Plot If you're new to the Brie and Clint fano this year No mai, haere mai This is our game we play every week Where we give you the chance to take Brie, movie aficionado on In a movie guessing game I've had a pretty good track record I haven't started the year very well

What have you got? One loss, one draw? No, one win, one draw Was that have you got? One loss, one draw? No. One win, one draw. Was that what it is? One win, one draw? Nobody knows. We just remember the draw. No one cares anymore. I definitely haven't lost. You're playing for Mobile Fuel, provided by our wonderful

show sponsor, Mobile. Today, Sarah's going to take you on. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how's it going? Good. Have you heard the game before? I have. Have you played along in the car? Yeah. And you feel like you can take me down?

I'll give it a good go. I'll be reading plot lines for you to guess the movie to. This week, the plot lines will all be from movies about war. War movies. all be from movies about war. Of course. War movies. Of course. War epics. Movies about war.

I have watched quite a few. Have you? I do enjoy a good movie. What's your favourite war movie? Like, new or old. Because, I mean, Saving Private Ryan is a classic. Yeah. But then Fury with Brad Pitt, the tank movie, great film.

Okay, here we go, Sarah. Your buzzer is your name. Best of three wins. First movie. Don't wait for me to finish the plot. Captain John takes his men behind enemy lines to find someone whose three brothers... Bree.

Bree. Saving Private Ryan. Correct. It's when the three brothers all die in battle and then Tom Hanks has to find the last brother to take home to the family. I just thought it'd be fun if you said that was your favourite war movie

and then you got it wrong. You're so mean. It's okay. Sarah, you need this next point to stay in the game, okay? Okay. It's a fast game. What's the plot? All right.

A member of this boy band starred in the biggest war film of 2017. I got in first. Well, I'd like to play the clip for those playing along at home. Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun. I know we only met but let's pretend it's love. to play the clip for those playing along at home. Name that film, Brie. Dunkirk. And it was, of course, Harry Styles.

Yeah, it was. Damn. I do love a war film. Yeah. Well, that's the game. That's it, Sarah. Did you know the answer to that? I did war film. Yeah. Well, that's the game. That's it, Sarah. Did you know the answer to that? I did, yeah.

Didn't stand a chance against Bree this week. No, I didn't. Thanks for playing, Sarah. Thanks for playing. That means the prize jackpots, and next week we'll be paying for $100 mobile fuel in What's the Plot? Oh, I wonder how much we can jackpot it. Well, that's completely up to you

whether you choose to keep winning or losing. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. NZ Herald's new podcast, The Front Page, is your short, sharp daily news podcast. Join me, Damian Venuto, every weekday morning as I chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. I found out some pretty horrific news yesterday

when I went to go order some new underwear. And you and I are very similar in terms of our underwear purchases. Yeah, we both love a lacy G. We do. And it's because it's comfort. Yeah. No, we're both the same in the sense of you've worn the same type of brand and underwear.

Yeah. For how long? Probably I found my pair, my ideal pair, about eight years ago. Yeah. See, I found my ideal pair, different to ideal pair, about eight years ago. Yeah. See, I found my ideal pair, different to yours, but about 15 years ago. Yeah. And I literally wear just that one pair. They're my ride or dies.

Well, that sounds like I'm just wearing one pair of underwear. One type. That one type of underwear. I go as far as you as well. One type, one colour. One type, one colour, one size. Yeah, one size. That's it.

That's it. Because then you can just buy five more, chuck them in the rotation and then find the five worst looking pair and get rid of them. Exactly. And there's no issues then. There's no issues on washing day. No. There's no, oh, I'm low on the undies I like.

I have to move to the undies that I don't like as much. Exactly. That's the worst. You know? And you probably don't relate to this, but if you have one type, then they all match with your certain bras and you just have one type of bra.

Or they all don't match and that's just the way you are. Exactly, that's how you roll. I can sympathise with you for what you're about to say has happened to you because the same thing happened to me just last year. And this thing that we're talking about is I went onto the website to purchase, you know, my regular pair of underwear type. I needed an upgrade.

What are they? What do you wear? I wear a standard normal type of brief, black bonds underwear. Oh, good brand. Love of bonds. Yes. Comfortable. Yep.

Just a standard basic brief. Yep. And that's what I wear. I literally have multiple, multiple pairs of them. I've went onto the website. They don't make them anymore. They've stopped making your undies. There's an updated version.

I don't want the updated version. No one wants the update. I don't want your special features. The exact same thing happened to you. The exact same thing happened to me. I wear a standard black boxer brief bend-on. We're very similar, aren't we? And I buy them from the bend-on outlet store.

That's it. That's it. The only one you wear. And each time I go through Kopu on my way to the Coromandel, I stop in there and I buy five pairs. Yeah, that's what I would do. And I'd go down there four times a year. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, keep your undie rotation fresh.

Went in there. They don't have them anymore. All they've got are fancy Heidi Klum undies. I'm not that fancy. I don't want those. Or they've got these big, long, loose undies. What am I going to do with those? They'll hang out the bottom of my shorts.

They don't make them anymore. It's a dilemma. And it's rocked me to my core because what am I going to do now? First of all, I've got to go on a hunt for my new perfect undie. And that's a trial and error situation. You can't try those on in the store. And to be honest, let me tell you, I've tried other underwear in the 15 years of, you know, my ride or die underwear just to see what was out there. You know, I need to test the waters. My bum is a certain shape. I like to call it the saddlebag ass. Yeah, yeah. And because of that certain shape, I am very prone to the underwear riding up my caboose. And you found your undies.

And I found them and that's why I bought them because I don't get that problem. If I knew that Bendon were going to discontinue the undie that I like, I would have invested in a pallet of them. And I would have put them in the attic. And for the rest of my life, I would go and get a pallet of them and I would have put them in the attic and for the rest of my life I would go and get a fresh pair whenever they were required. Crack open a new box, honey.

Yeah, yeah. A special occasion, hun. It's your birthday. I'm going upstairs to get some fresh nicks. To get a new pair. Let's hope mothballs don't get into those underwears. We wanted to know because obviously you and I both have experienced this

in the last 12 months. People out there, you guys listening, 0800DIALZM, do you have a ride or die pair of undies that you've worn for years, that one type that you constantly buy over and over again? Now, by this, we don't mean one pair. No, one style. One style. Yes.

We've done this before. How many pairs of undies do you have? And we've spoken to people who have one pair. That's not what we're doing this time. We're going, have you found the perfect undie? And that's what you buy. Are you like us? And that's the only underwear style you buy.

We'd like to know. To be honest, I just want to. We're both in the market now. I'm in the market. You're in the market. We're both in the market for perfect undies again. Yeah. So we want to know where it comes from.

How long you've worn it for. What's the style. Yep. And how does it make you feel? You know, all the key details. You can text us on 9696 or call us on 0800DIALZM. And do you wash them on a hot wash or a cold wash? Do you know you're meant to do a hot wash to kill the bacteria?

Oh, yeah, I know. I know. I didn't. Oh, $800 ZM, we want to know what your ride or die pair of undies are. We're taking your text to on 9696. Bree and Clint.

It seems like I've dropped a bit of a Bonds underwear bombshell. A Bonds shell. A Bonds shell. I'm sorry to break this horrible news, but I have worn the same type of pair of underwear for 15 years from Bond's standard black brief, and I noticed when I went to order them yesterday

that they no longer make them. Bonshell. Someone texted through. They said, hi, Bree. I too live in the same underwear and have done for 15 years. I think it's even the same ones as you. Bonds standard brief. I'm gutted to hear they no longer exist.

WTF? Bonds make a wonderful range of underpants. They're so delightful on the bottom. Yeah, and they have some stylish ones too. Look, I'm not a stylish undie guy. I like plain black, okay? But if that's your game, that's what they do. It's just, this would happen, I reckon anytime any underwear brand

removes something from their line, it's going to be someone's ride or die undies. They're my ride or die. You are going to rock that person's entire world because they can no longer house their bits and what their bits are familiar with. What do I do now? I know there's the new updated version

of the one I used to wear, but it's still not the same. Road testing new undies is an expensive and risky undertaking. I know there's the new updated version of the one I used to wear, but it's still not the same. Road testing new undies is an expensive and risky undertaking. Someone on the text machine said that this happened to her recently and she's been testing underwear for the last however many months. Yeah, because you can't send them back. It's not like a T-shirt that doesn't fit you. You can't put them back in the mail and go,

hey, wore these for a day. You have to have them forever. Not my cup of tea. Yeah, exactly. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what is your ride or die underwear? Julie's here. G'day, Julie. Hi, Julie.

Hi. What do you think, Julie? Have you got a pair of underwear you've been wearing for years? I sure have. I've been wearing for about 10 years, good Bindon. High waist bikini black brief. And they're fantastic. I'd recommend those to you, Bree. Okay.

Sounds very similar to the ones that I was wearing. So they might be a goer. Bindon too. You can hit the Bindon outlet store, can't you, Julie? Yes, sure can. Yep. They're bloody good, man. And Julie, how much are we talking for one pair of underwear, one pair of briefs?

So you can actually buy a set of three, Bree, about 15 bucks, I think. 15 bucks for three. That's great. And Julie, how long have you been working for BendOn? No, I don't work for them. Fantastic endorsement. No, thanks, Julie. I appreciate that.

She's just an underwear influencer. Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hello. Like us, have you decided there's one correct pair of undies for you and that's what you'll fill your drawers with? Yeah, bang on, yeah.

I think it's jockey skints. Oh, I used to wear some jockey skints. Yeah. Yeah, I discovered them like eight years ago or something and the in-laws have made it a habit to get me them for Christmas and birthdays. Oh, yeah, the go-to. Yeah, and anything else, I'm not interested,

they can go in the bin. Yeah, yeah, I know the feeling. Why branch out when you don't have to? Oh, exactly, yeah. People think that that's a cop-out for a present, but Jacob, you're like me, right? It's a great gift. If it's the right pair, it's a great gift.

Oh, and then I don't have to buy them myself. It's just that you get the birthday the same day of the right pair, it's a great gift. Oh, and then I don't have to buy them myself. It's just that you get the birthday the same day of the year, Christmas same day of the year. And you'll actually use the gift. You know how to do the rotation. Alright, put Jockey Scants on the list of perfect underpants. There you go. That's one for you, Clint. You can try. Michael's here. G'day, Michael. Hi, Michael.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Very well. Are you like us? Have you got one ride-or-die pair style of underwear? Sure do. Have to go with the Calvin Klein, the trunk. Oh, you fancy, Michael. You fancy, fancy man. You can't beat them.

I'm not going to lie. When I see a man in a pair of Calvins, it does things to me. Which is, yeah, all right. Wow. That's a lot of information. It does. Men look great in Calvin Klein. Michael, if your drawers are full of Calvin Kleins,

I'm going to go ahead and assume you're a doctor or some sort of heir to a millionaire's fortune. How much are you paying for a pair of Calvin Klein underpants? Oh, I'm paying for the Gold Coast the last three years and at the op shop I can get about 12 pairs for 100 bucks. Oh, you're wearing fake Calvin Klein's. No, they're proper Jingu and Calvin. No, they're not. You're wearing

Kevin Klein's. No, he's going to the outlet. Harbour Town op shop, mate. That's a real place. Okay, alright. Well, when you go back, Michael, I'll chuck you $100 and you bring me back a dozen, okay? Oh, sounds like a plan, mate. And I mean, let's be real. The customer guy's like, sir, why do you have so many pairs of underpants? You're like, well, I'm doing an illegal underwear trade.

You've got some for that guy on ZM. Terry's here. Hi, Terry. Hi, Terry. Hi. Oh, yes, another woman's opinion. I need your help, Terry. Do you have a ride or die pair of underwear?

Yeah, absolutely. I die without them. Tell me about them. So my daughter sent me some for my birthday, probably going back five years, and I haven't looked back. Yeah. But the thing is, she buys them for me, so I don't even know what they're called.

I haven't even looked. What do you mean? You don't know what you're putting on your tush. Well, they're great. They love my tush because they do the job. Can you have a look at the tag right now? Do you have them on? Well, yeah, I do have them on, but in the car.

I was thinking while I was waiting, should I do a quick, you know, We can wait. We'll come back to you if you want. Terry, if you rely on your daughter to be the distributor of the underpants that you don't know about, you better hope she never decides to buy you anything else for your birthday because your rotation will be all off. Yeah, she knows the best.

She tops me up every couple of months. Can we get Terry's number because I need to know what brand she's wearing. Yeah, absolutely. And I'll ring you back when I get home, eh? All right. You call me back and we'll have a good old yarn. You call us back when you've got your knickers in your hand, okay? All right.

I will. And another thing I just need to say. Yeah. I wash mine in the shower. I've never put my underwear in the wash machine. Wait a minute. Because they just rip to shreds. They're useless. So you love your underwear

so much, Terry, that you hand wash them in the shower with you. Absolutely. I've done it from day one and I'll never look back. And where do you dry them? Heat a towel rail? No, I put them in the boiler cupboard. I've got a special rack

in the boiler cupboard so they dry nicely out of the sun. What are we talking, Terry? What are we talking? We're going way deeper than I thought we would. Are we talking bar of soap or is it like the pump or body wash? No, no, no. It's the pump body wash. Pump or body wash. They've got their own separate pump bottle.

Terry's got hers and the undies have got theirs. The panty pump. Terry, I love you. All right, thank you, Terry. Good. All right, that's a deep dive into undies. That's enough, I think. I actually have gotten a few good leads on some new pairs.

I hope you did. I want some advice on what tradies are like. I've heard they're good. Yeah, okay. And a lot of love on the text machine for the tradie underwear. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, a Thursday Birthday Banger. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was actually number one in the music charts on your 16th birthdays. Welcome to the show, Amy. Amy. Hey.

Have you ever called the show before, Amy? I haven't. Oh, cool. Welcome along. Good to have you here. And now we get to find out where your birthday banger is too. Yes, welcome. All you have to tell us, Amy, is your birthday.

9th of August, 9th of May. All right. You were 16 in 2015 on the 9th of August. And Amy, this is your birthday banger. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. of August and Amy, this is your birthday banger. The boys. So when you were 16, were you enjoying One Direction, Amy? I actually was not a fan

at the time. What about Harry Styles' new stuff, Amy? What do you think? He's alright, I guess. Not bad. Okay, interesting. Amy, wait there. Let's talk to Brooke.

Hey, Brooke. Hello, Brooke. Hello. What's your birthday, Brooke? May 17th, 1988. All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 17th of May, and back in the mid-2000s, this went to number one. I wonder if you know how it really feels

to be left outside alone when it's cold out here. Well, maybe you should know just how it feels. Anastasia? Anastasia. Anastasia, yeah, Anastasia. Left outside alone. Brooke, it's not the main Anastasia song. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that.

I like that song. That's what I was listening to. Yeah. Is it a, I mean, it was number one, so. Yeah. She was the business for a little bit. She was, you remember when she wore those. I'm out of love.

Those clear blue sunglasses. I think hers were orange. Right. I thought they were blue. Oh, well. Maybe they were. Maybe she had both. Wait there, Brooke. We'll see if we're playing some off-brand Anastasia for you. Oh, well. Maybe she had both. Wait there, Brooke.

We'll see if we're playing some off-brand Anastasia for you. Aaron, hey. G'day, Azza. How you doing? Good, mate. What's your birthday? Now, this is special. It's our first call ever from a submarine. Did you hear that? How's life underwater? I'm stuck in traffic, so I'm not really moving very far.

Right, right, right. Oh, no. That sucks. Let's see if our birthday bagger can get your spirits moving very fast. Right, right, right. Oh, no, that sucks. Let's see if our birthday bagger can get your spirits up a bit. Aaron, what's your birthday? November 18, 1984. Aaron, can you turn your radio down, brother? Yeah. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 18th of November,

and on that day, this topped the charts. Groove Jit. Spiller. Do you like that, Aaron? Is that a good birthday banger? You know, you could actually listen to that and pump it quite loud. Yeah, I reckon as well. It was a bit of a tune back in the 2000s, wasn't it? It's got a vibe.

It's from the Top of the Pops era. Okay, so we have got some 1D, some pretty punchy 1D from the Peak of Their Powers. We've got an Anastasia song, which I don't not remember it. I do remember it. I do remember it. Yeah, it was pretty big. I mean, it went to number one.

And then we've got Spiller Groove Jet. Give yourself a second to see where your heart's at. You'll know. Inside you, you'll know which song. And we'll go three, two, one. Groove Jet. Yeah. I love it when we can agree to things.

Aaron, congratulations, man. You've just won yourself a birthday banger. Oh, sweet. Yes, Azza. Can I do a shout-out? Of course you can. I'll do a shout-out to all the Move Logistic boys in Christchurch. Shout-out to the boys.

Christchurch City, the city that shines. Congratulations, man. Have a great afternoon. Thanks for calling through. Thanks, Az. Here's the winner of birthday banger. Bree and Clint at ZM. Great afternoon. Thanks for calling through. Thanks, guys. Here's the winner of Birthday Banger, Brianne Clinton.

Zidim. Take me one step at a time. And if you say love me now, why does it feel so good? And if you say love me now, why does it feel so good? Why does it feel bad? Why does it feel bad? Why is it feeling so good? Shanko's tomorrow We beg still of our own To make all we can in the sun While we are moving The music is soothing Troubles we thought have been gone They have the same love Bye. Thank you. Will you remember me, boy? Remember me, boy Just for this lifetime

You can be my person Here are the rules of our life In it together Till I know you better Darling, darling Bye. Now, why does it feel so good? Hey, look, this ain't love. Why does it feel so good? Hey, look, this ain't love. Zidane, Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today.

Spiller. We were just discussing. Was that Sophia? Sophie Ellis. Sophie Ellis Baxter on that track. Baxter. Baxter. Sophie Ellis Baxter.

She's got a difficult name. Yes, it is. Spiller's the DJ and Sophie Ellis Baxter is the vocalist. Do you want to know an outrageous fact about that song there? What? There's a rumour that that song from Spiller, Groove Jet, was the first ever song to be played on an iPod. Really? When Apple and Steve Jobs invented the iPod and they were testing it out

and they loaded some music on it and Steve was there. That was the song? And they go, okay, let's give it a play. Yeah, there's a rumour that that is the song that they played the first time. Whoa. How cool would that be to be known? Mind blown. Oh, see, now this is some Sophie Ellis Baxter right here.

I had the biggest thing for her. Yeah, were you a bit of a fan? Yeah. Got your motor running. Yeah, got my underage motor running. What, a bit of the green eyeshadow that did it for you? And the ultra pale skin. Yes.

She was a babe. She'd never seen the sunlight, Sophie Ellis B Yes. Oh, she was a babe. She'd never seen the sunlight, Sophie Alice Bixner. No, she was a true English woman. Yeah. I caught an Uber home last night from work. Oh, you fancy, huh? Oh, so fancy. And I love to talk to the drivers.

On most trips, sometimes I can be a little bit cranky, but most trips I love to talk to the Uber drivers and get to know them a little bit, their backstory, you know, stuff about them. I find it really interesting. Yeah. And I heard one of the craziest, outrageous love stories from my Uber driver last night. Hit me with it.

So my Uber driver's name was Suresh and I was talking to him about, you know, how he was enjoying New Zealand, how long he's been here for, you know, a bit about his growing up, his childhood, all of that stuff. And the story slowly started to unravel when he was telling me that he moved to New Zealand, I think it was about seven years ago maybe. Okay. Or maybe not that long.

Actually, I'll give you the rest of the details. I can't remember how long he's been here for. But he told me that in high school, he's from India, and in high school he met what he says his high school sweetheart. Yeah. She was two years younger than him and they started dating and they dated for about three years in India. Okay.

So after they dated for three years and when she finished high school, she decided she was going to move to the UK for some opportunities. Sure. So when that was all happening, I said to him, I was like, oh, so did you guys break up? What happened? And he goes, no, we stayed together. And I said, okay, great.

So like how long did she go to the UK for? And he said, well, she's actually still there in the UK. And I said, oh, right. So when was the last time you saw her? And he said to me that he hasn't seen his girlfriend in five years five years so he said after a while they dated for three years um in india and then she went off to the uk and then a few years later he decided he would move to new zealand yeah and then they've been together the whole time for the last five years

and have not seen each other. God, you'd be pissed off if you were the girlfriend and you were like, well, I'm going to the UK for some opportunities, but I'd love to stay with you. And then he goes, I'm going for some opportunities too, but I'm going to New Zealand. She's like, have you considered the UK? It's very similar.

Language is the same. Food is very similar. I mean, you know. I mean, it's basically the same. I'm here. Yeah. Some similar. I mean, you know. I mean, it's basically the same. I'm here. Yeah. Some benefits. I'm here.

Look, I don't know. He's like, nah, love Hobbiton. I don't know the exact details as to why, but he told me that apparently she said to him that, because he proposed to her before she went to the UK. Yeah. He proposed to her years and went to the UK. Yeah. He proposed to her years and years and years ago. Yeah.

And she said, look, I'll say yes, but I'm not marrying you. Until we live together? Until I feel like you're at that point in your life. So wait, are you telling me that's his fiance? Technically, yes. He hasn't seen his fiance for five years? For five years. And I said, right.

So when was the last time you spoke to her? He goes, I literally spoke to her on FaceTime just before I picked you up. Okay. So it's an active relationship. They talk all the time. You know, the relationship is still very much alive and get this. He then says to me, I said, well, when is the next time you're going to see her? Yeah.

You know, five years is long enough. Yeah. He said, I'm actually flying back to India next month. She's meeting me there and we're getting married. God. Next month. Five years. Can you imagine what the two of you would get up to if you hadn't seen each other for five years?

I can't even imagine. You'd go, honeymoon starts now. But I said to him, I said you know five years is a long time and obviously you talk and all that kind of stuff. But you know what if things have changed? Your comms would have to be very high. You'd have to be constantly in contact with each other. You would. Because

you're right. If you don't, you are living different lives and if you move in different directions then. Hang on. So they're going to get married in India next month. Yep. And then live together? Yes. So he said that, yeah. He's going there, she's coming here? Actually, I don't know. Well, they're both staying in India. I'm pretty sure they're both

staying in India. Right. Yeah. Well, that's a good outcome, I guess. Yeah, so they're going to get married and, yeah. Well, he said to me, he's like, hopefully we'll get married. He doesn't even know. No, well, he's, you know, he's hopeful. She's saying they're going to get married, he's saying, know. No, well, he's, you know, he's hopeful. She's saying they're going to get married.

He's saying, but I mean, what if they rock up and they don't like each other anymore? No, I know. I hope you haven't done the guest list. I hope you haven't put a deposit on the catering or anything. Now that is a long distance relationship. Yeah, I know. Five years.

Yeah. Haven't seen each other. And you're upset about your boyfriend going to Otago this year. Let's have some pink tests. Do you know she's 40? I think she's 38. She's 40. Is she 40 now?

Yeah, she's 40. Oh, yeah. The tweet I just read was from two years ago, so that makes sense. She was born 8th of September, 1979. Yeah. She's just done a really interesting Twitter thread about ageing gracefully. Okay. I have read it.

Yeah? Yeah, I did. I did read a bit of it. It's quite interesting because she's never been shy about talking about cosmetic surgery and her age and ageing gracefully. She's had a lot of trolls actually write to her on Instagram and other different platforms about how she's looking older. Is she? Yeah.

Who gets their kicks out of telling Pink she looks old? Honestly, what are you doing with your life? What did Pink do to you? Yeah. What happened to you as a child? Leave her alone. Were you just trying to sleep and your parents just kept playing get this party started and you're like, you know what? I'm going to message her one day.

A lifelong mission to bring that pink woman down. Do you want to read some of this letter or do you want me to? Yeah, I'll read it. This is what she wrote. She said, dear me, you're getting older and i see the lines especially when you smile your nose is getting bigger you look and feel weird as you get used to this new reality but your nose looks like your kids and your face and wrinkles where you laugh and yeah you idiot you smoked which i mean that'll definitely you know yeah said, every once in a while you consider altering your face and then

you watch a show where you want to see what the person is feeling and their face doesn't move. I cannot get behind it. I just can't. It's interesting. So she's obviously talking about how she's going to promise to herself that she's never going to get plastic surgery. She said she wants her children to know what she looks like when she's angry, which I get. And it is not that common that someone in her position is willing to go,

nah, I'm going to just get old. Not common at all. I don't think anybody that moves in the circles that she does has not had something done. And that includes the men too. Yeah, absolutely. Like she would live in a culture, and we all kind of live in a culture now where it's –

There's so much pressure. Pressure, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so much pressure on what you look like in the first place and then obviously maintaining a certain amount of youthfulness. I've definitely felt this in the last couple of years of my life. Like obviously I'm getting up – you know, I'm not old, but I'm getting to the age where – Says who? Shut up. Where I'm not in but I'm getting to the age where it's shut up

where I'm not in my early 20s anymore and I've definitely felt it it's hard it's very hard at times yeah um especially I think I mean it's hard it's hard for women because obviously we have to wear we we don't have to wear makeup but we already have this expectation of we have to wear makeup and look a certain way already yeah um so it's quite difficult but it's it's great to see that she's you know speaking out about it does it change your opinion because i know you're looking at getting some botox so i have been i've been looking for the last couple of years with the idea of botox probably for the last two years yeah yeah if i'm honest and what are you you're scared to get it or i am scared to get it because I do love that my face,

I think, is very, I have a lot of expression in my face. And I do love that about my face. Like my eyebrows and stuff, everything moves a lot. And it'd make producer Ellie's job really hard if she had to edit videos and we can't tell if you're laughing or not. No emotion. You're just looking at the camera like,

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, looking at the camera like, go on, Glenn. But I think that's where there's a line, right, where it's like you cross the line of how much you get or what you get done. But I said to you off air, I said I'm not against it. I'm not against plastic surgery or certain things to make yourself feel better, but I'm also not against Pink's view of like, you know, aging gracefully.

I think I have the opinion of I want to be supportive of if something makes someone feel good, then I think you should go for it. If you're not hurting anyone. Totally, and we're not here to bag up people who do get Botox or cosmetic surgery. Absolutely not. I mean, I'm looking into it. I just find this thing interesting that she's written this down while she's 40, because you'll never be, this is the thing,

and this is not me meaning to be too inspirational, you'll never be younger than you are today. No. Okay? And so she's gone, she's going to draw a line in the sand, she's going to go, this is how I feel at 40, so when I'm 45, I can look back at this and look at how I felt then. Because if you're at this age and you go, I've got to do something,

imagine what yourself is going to look back at you in five years and go, girl, you had nothing to worry about. Look at you now. Yeah, it's true. But I mean, we all age and we grow and we have different opinions on things. But I think the most important thing to think is just to be supportive of someone else.

And if it makes them feel good, then who cares? Yeah, or is there also some advice in intervening when someone's... If it's too much, yeah. I said before, you and Tom Hanks kind of have something in common. Well, you've said

that he's denying whatever I do. Something that he's been told he does but he's denying it. Yeah. You just made it sound really complicated. Let's reset.

Tom Hanks. My mum always said He's denying it. Yeah. What? You just made it sound really complicated. Let's reset. Tom Hanks. My mum always said life was like a box of chocolates. He's been associated. Oh, wait. You never know what you're going to get. Oh, my God. As if you don't know how that quote goes.

He's been linked to something that you do, Brie. And he has come out and he has said, no way am i a part of this particular thing so wait are you saying that i do this or is it a known fact i know that you do this have you seen me do it no you told me that you do it okay well there's no proof i just don't know if this is something that you were willing to be on the record about doing you haven't talked to me about this before we've gone to air tom Tom Hanks has been linked in a fake news article to a company called CannaPro CBD Oil. It was one time. He has come out.

And it was legal because we were in America. He's come out and he said, I would never make an endorsement like this. Come on, man. That's what Tom Hanks actually wrote. Come on. Come on, man. I'm not associated with a weed company.

Now, Brie. Yeah. I wasn't actually referring to what you did in LA. And I actually wasn't going to bring that up in this situation at all. I'm so glad I did because honesty is the best policy. I was more referring to your first foray into the world of stock trading.

You're not meant to be telling people this. This is quite private. The investment that you and your hot brother Aiden made over Christmas. Oh, now you're bringing Aidan into it Well it's Yeah You've done it

You're not meant to talk about your stock trades Why are you not meant to talk about it? Because a good stock trader Doesn't talk about what stocks they're buying How would you know? Because I've been reading Yeah okay So

Well it's out there now It's too late Yes it's true My brother and I have been researching Marijuana companies Yep And looking into Yes, it's true. My brother and I have been researching marijuana companies and looking into if buying stocks in those companies is a good investment. Oh, so you haven't actually put any money down yet? No, we haven't decided on which is best yet.

Yeah. But we're very close. Medicinal marijuana or recreational marijuana? No, we're talking about places that are going to obviously manufacture weed. Does it concern you that Tom Hanks, most loved actor of a few generations and father of the nation in the United States, is so vehemently against being associated with it? It doesn't because he is a part of the older generation.

Right. And I feel like this is going to be something. He's a boomer. Yeah, he's a boomer. And we're looking towards the younger generation. Right, more like Ellie's age. Yeah, more like Ellie's age. We're not marketing to Tom Hanks, are we?

No, this is very true. No. I'm talking like it's my company. I'm buying like $500 worth of shares. Anyway, so I just need to clear the record up. Tom Hanks, absolutely no interest in weed whatsoever. Brie Thomasel, looking to build her portfolio. Yeah, I'm going to buy 420 shares.

Did you stream the UFC fight over the weekend? No, I haven't seen the fight because I didn't know how to pay for it, so I couldn't stream it. But didn't you say Ben gave you an illegal stream? He tried to. Oh, it didn't work. It wouldn't work. Well, I refused to open it.

If you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about the Conor McGregor v. Cowboy fight. The biggest UFC fight in a long time. It was a big one. And, of course, if you haven't ever bought one of these fights, they're quite expensive. How do you even buy it in New Zealand? It would be on Sky Box Office, right?

Yeah, it'd be something like that. It's like a one-time payment. I don't generally watch UFC. I used to pay for, like, Joseph Parker fights. Yeah. But, yeah, I've never paid for a UFC fight. They're quite interesting. But then like, I mean, you can be hit with a $60 bill for 40 seconds. Yeah, exactly right.

Or the most boring fight ever. Or a fight that looks rigged. It's a big gamble. It is a big gamble. And there's one guy who, I mean, this is a bit of a streaming fail, but I don't know exactly how it works, but essentially there was this guy, I think it was over in the States, and he decided that he would put up an illegal stream.

I don't understand people who do this. Like, what are you getting out of it? Yeah, I don't know exactly what he's getting out of it. For what? Kudos from people who you're never going to meet and don't know you and don't care about you at all? It's interesting because this story talks about how creative people are getting with putting up these illegal streams.

Like apparently one guy last year streamed an entire UFC card, so that's all the fights beforehand, off the reflection of his glasses. So that's pretty smart. So the fight was probably the images in reverse. Yeah. So if they had like detection filters out there, they couldn't have picked it up. And technically he would have been like,

I'm streaming my face. I'm not streaming. I'm sure McGregor was right-handed. Yeah. But yeah. Okay. But this guy was not that clever. He's put up an illegal stream where thousands and thousands and thousands of people

had jumped onto this stream. And it was actually, I think is what happened. It was actually like a video recording of his actual computer screen. Yeah. You point the camera at the screen. Yeah. So essentially you could see everything he was doing on his actual computer screen. And it backfired on him when he got a notice of a text message that's popped up on his laptop screen. And the text message said, Denzel's pressed charges on you. So if you come around, you're going to get arrested. Until the court day, give your uncle the house key.

I'm coming to pick it up. And apparently this guy that was illegally streaming it got so embarrassed that he took down the whole stream. Right. Yeah. Well, he's already having charges pressed against him. He was like, I don't need anything else going wrong in my life. It could have been worse too.

Like you could have left a tab up for another website that you were looking at. Well, that's true. Your credit card details could have been flashed up on the screen. Back to my main point. I don't understand, and maybe someone knows. Ben, do you understand or does anyone understand? Why would you do it?

Why would you bother setting up a stream for other people to watch? Ben, you were the one giving out the illegal streams. What do you have to say? Oh, no, I'm in trouble. Sitting, freeing Clint. ZM's, what do you have to say? Oh, no, I'm in trouble.