ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 24th 2019

Episode Date: January 24, 2019

How short was your career?Dean McCarthy Live from LARobinson chats about our DJ Duo nameThe Aussie Open tennis gameSinky Sinky Float Float – Day4What’s your favourite smell?Whats The Plot! Ft. RobinsonWe revisit early relationship disastersUber air conBirthday Banger!DJ Duo Top2 namesStolen chairNew gender revealSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

B-Boy, fly girl, put your hands in the air. Ah, ah, ah. Waving round like you just don't care. Ah, ah, ah. B-Boy is what I'm calling Ben, our producer now. Is he the B-Boy? Well, his name starts with B. Ben, do you want to get called B-Boy?

Nah. Okay, well, do you want to go back to your old nickname? Yeah, no. Oh, nah. I'm the pet. No, not I'm the pet. Oh, what's his old nickname? See, I've known Ben a little bit longer than you.

What's his old nickname? Just, we can, nah. This isn't my thing. Producer Ben's great. I'm happy with it. Sausage party. Oh what's his old nickname See I've known Ben A little bit longer than you What's his old nickname Just We can Nah Producer Ben's great I'm happy with it Sausage party Nah This name hasn't made it over To this

What is it I want to know what it is This is on podcast So it's fine Bit mean to say What is it You escaped that name When me and you left

George FM together Yeah Guys you can tell me You escaped that name I'm not going to tell anyone else The nickname was Nut Nut Why Nut Nut. Why Nut Nut?

Wow, no, that was the hybrid. The original one was Nutsack. Why Nutsack? I have no idea. Do you have a big Nutsack? No. Is that such thing? It's normal size. I was watching...

How do you know? It's normal size. I don't know. I was watching that show. What's that show where they like why is nut sex skin so stretchy sorry i want to get to what you were saying why is it so stretchy i don't know there's no other part of your skin why does it you can it's so when drag queens want to tuck it back they can pull it all the way back into their butt crack that's why i was gonna say have you guys

ever seen that show where they reveal parts of the body and then they have to pick, like they're fully naked? Oh, from the bottom down. Naked attraction. Naked attraction. Naked attraction. I was watching that show the other night and this guy, I didn't realise, but his balls were nearly hanging near his knees.

Did he have knee swingers? He had knee swingers. He was playing hacky sack with his own balls. I'm pretty sure we're bringing a New Zealand version soon. Really? No. Would you go on it? I think so.

Who in this room would go on it? I wouldn't. I don't think I would. New Zealand's too small. You'll be on it, and they'll be revealing it, and the girl will go, oh, those are cute ankles, and they'll come a bit more. I like those knees, and they'll come a bit more, and they'll go, hey, that's my cousin's penis.

I remember it. We used to have baths together That's what would happen in New Zealand Wait a minute Did you have baths with your cousin? Yeah Did you? Of course

Still you how old? Oh I don't know And I don't remember a specific bath I just know it wouldn't have been a weird thing My sister did poos in the bath once When we had a bath together Yeah I'm sure that's happened Never again did I bath with her

Wait how old were you guys? We were young. But still, I was like, well, that's a poo. Yeah. And I got straight out of the bath. Very matter of fact. You're like, just a little kid. First things first.

That's a poo. That's a poo. Oh, someone else has walked in. Oh, that's my flatmate, Annabelle. That'll do. Oh, as people know her now, did you know people know her as Old Pasta Girl? Because she ate the, how old, the chicken pasta?

Two weeks old. So she ate chicken carbonara that was two and a half weeks old. And we put it on, I put it on my Instagram. Two and a half weeks. Get this clint. She went to her eyelash girl, this girl that does eyelash extensions. And she goes, I recognise you. You're that old pasta girl.

So rude. So rude. Also, can I say, her fault that I ate that, I asked if I could eat it and you were like, yeah, all good. But the only reason I said that is because you'd already eaten some without asking me. So I was like, well, she's already eaten some. So you're not going to save me when I'm halfway down the hole?

You're just going to let me fall to the bottom? Old pasta girl. Is it like X-Men? Have you grown your mutation yet? And if you have, what is it? I'm gut. Yeah. I can eat anything.

Let's try. And your boobs are bigger. On that note, here's the podcast, everybody. Here's the podcast. I don't know what. Hey, there we are. ZM's Brie and Clint. I don't know what... Hey, there we are. The light was on, but nothing was coming out. Sorry, team.

Here we are, everybody. Fantastic. Hey, fantastic start. Hey, good start. Good start. Good start. Good start. Good start.

We've got a great show for you today. We're going to give away more float tickets at 4.20 with another game of Sinky Sinky Float Float. We've also got Robinson on the show. She's got new music that's being released tomorrow. She's going to take you on again in What's the Plot? She beat you. She's the first person to ever beat you in our movie guessing game,

What's the Plot? There's a lot on the line for me. There is? Well, yeah. There is. I can't lose to her again. Oh, yeah, no, you can't lose twice. I can't.

Well, if you do, then she's better at the game than you. Yeah. And we should get her in each week to play. Hey, that wouldn't lose twice. I can't. Well, if you do, then she's better at the game than you. Yeah. And we should get her in each week to play. Hey, that wouldn't be bad. I love Robinson. She's also going to join us today to help us decide what our DJ name is. Oh, this is big. So last night on our socials, we put up the top six names for our DJ duo that we've launched.

The Eliminator. The Eliminator. We've gotten down to a final three. Yeah. We're going to talk about that just after 4.30. She, as an artist with a good name, is going to help us remove one of those. Also, we've got the new Float lineup to announce. Oh, this is massive.

Float has just doubled in size. Literally doubled. It's massive. We're going to do it next, but we're going to let you know one of them right now, okay? We're going to tell you the full lineup-up in about three minutes, 30, but please, right now, welcome to the bill. One of our favourite artists. Kings!

I think, if not my favourite. He's going to be there. Find out who else next. ZM, Bree and Clint. Run free, boy, run free. Bree and Clint. How short-lived was your career? Olympic sprinter and one of the greatest athletes of all time,

fastest man in human history, Usain Bolt's football career is over. He's thrown in the shoes. He's chucked it in already. He signed to your home team. Yeah, where I used to live. He signed to the Mariners, which is near Sydney. An A-League team, right? An A-League team.

So the same league that the Wellington Phoenix play in. Signed to those guys. In September. In September. I think he played a couple of practice matches with them, but I don't think he ever actually got on the field. He was there for two months. He scored two goals

in friendly matches. But then he left. The reason that he left- Because they weren't paying him enough money, right? This is it. He left the club in November after they failed to find financial backing for a professional deal, aka he wanted too much money and they couldn't afford him. Give him my money.

He should have stayed, I think, because he didn't get signed anywhere else, I don't think. There was talk of him being signed somewhere over in Europe. He wanted to play for Manchester United. That is a big goal. Yeah, but he was the greatest athlete on the planet. Not football athlete, but he also pissed a lot of footballers off because they were like, we've trained our whole life for this and then you've come in with your star power.

It's kind of like Michael Jordan back in the day when he played in the NBA and he won all those championships, if not the greatest basketball player ever. And then he decided to give it a go at baseball. Yeah. And it was short-lived. He was a good baseball player if you didn't play baseball. That's the thing.

He was better than most people at baseball. And this is the thing with Usain Bolt. He's better than me at football. Yeah. But is he better than people who have trained their whole life? I don't know. So all up, Usain Bolt's football career, we're giving it about four and a half months.

Better than some. Better than some. Hey, professionally, some people never get there. Did you have a shorter career than that? And we don't mean pro sport, anything. When I worked at a different radio station, you know how every station's got their cars that drive around to give away stuff?

The promo cars. The Black Thunders, that sort of thing. This girl who I know wanted to work in radio started on her first day. Which is the way you get into radio. That's the way you get in. That's the way I started. That's the way you started,

driving those trucks around. On her first day, she took one of the trucks out and she crashed it. She didn't get fired, but she came back and she was so mortified that she quit. And that was her first and last day in radio. A one-day career in radio. Did she take it as a sign or something?

I don't know. I think it was all too much. You've got to have thicker skin than that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've crashed a few I think it was all too much. You've got to have thicker skin than that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've crashed a few of those cars in my day. Also, as you get older, you realise, just crash them. Yeah.

I knocked a few mirrors off and all kinds of stuff. Yeah. Don't worry. No one actually owns those cars. No one knows who owns them. Technically, no one owns them. Did you crash the company car? Did you go in as a builder's apprentice?

And did you smash a whole truckload of glass on the first day? Are we going to take people who maybe did a whole degree and then never used it? Because technically does that mean... No, you have to have worked it. You have to at least have done a day in the job.

And you might not have got fired. You might have gone, this job is shit and quit. I hate it. 0800 dial ZM. We want to know how short was your career? You can text us on 9696 also. Free and Clint. How short was your career? Was it shorter than Usain Bolt's football career?

He's out. He said, my sporting life is over. He's retired from football after four-ish, five months and two goals. I mean, he is one of the greatest athletes of all time. Yeah. And he's the quickest man on the planet. Yeah. But that doesn't mean he could keep up with players from Manchester United

who've trained their whole entire life. He gave it a good go, though. He did give it a good go. He fully committed. He said to the world, I'm going to play soccer now. Which takes guts. He just set the bar very high. He goes, I'm 32. I don't have time to play club stuff. Can I please come and play?

I'm too old for that. I just need to go straight to the top. The Jamaican team should have chucked him in. He should go to the Olympics with Jamaica. But we wanted to know, how short-lived was your career? 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine.

Hi. What happened? How short was it? It was very short. I was hired to be the llama wrangler for my university mascot. To be the what? The llama wrangler? A llama wrangler.

That's right. What's a llama wrangler? It's exactly what you think. A person who leads a llama around on a bridle so that fans can check out the mascot. Don't they spit? I wasn't around long enough to find out, but I've heard that they do. How long were we talking? How long was your llama rambling career?

An hour. Oh my gosh. I started to sneeze, weave, and cry. And I led the llama back to my boss and I said I'm allergic to this llama and she freaked out and yelled at me and she said no you're not llamas are hypoallergenic and gave me a bad reference to my university. She gave you a bad reference just because you had an allergic reaction to the animal. No one's allergic to llamas, apparently. I failed.

You shot yourself in the foot there. Well, that just shows how bad you were at the job. What job are you doing now instead? Did you get a better job? I'm a law student. Oh, that's... Hey, well... It's up there.

And we don't have a mascot, so I can't be allergic to it. No, okay. Great deal. There you go. Well done. On have a mascot, so I can't be allergic to it. No, okay. Great deal. There you go. Well done. On the text machine, this one's great. Someone's written in and said, My auntie lasted half a day at a cheese factory as a cleaner

because she didn't like the way the shoes felt on her feet. She also said, And my shortest job was two days on a farm because I crashed the owner's quad bike. Oh, you do get kicked off pretty quickly. Big balls to quit because you don't like the shoes as well. But also, do you.

Don't compromise on your standards. Stevie, how short was your nursing career? It wasn't me, it was someone I worked with. She did like a three year degree and came to the ward and she was on our ward for like six shifts

and four of them she was sick and then she was like, nah. And she like left nursing. So she did three years. Three years. What happened? Did you make her clean up like number twos or something on the first day? Yeah, probably too many twos. I don't know.

Stevie, can I, are you a nurse? Yeah. Is poos a a nurse? Yeah. Is poo a daily thing? Yeah. Every day? Yeah. Every day. God bless you.

If anyone's listening, can we pay these people more money? Yeah. They deserve it. Not that one who lasted four days though. No. Chad, you're an employer, right? Yeah, man. What's the shortest career you've encountered?

Oh, well, I hired a guy earlier this year. He had just moved to Hamilton and working at a building supply store. And, you know, he screened really well. He did really well. And he came down after his induction and he spent about an hour on the floor. And I asked him just to unload a pallet. And then about an hour into the job, he had left. He cleaned his locker out and just took off.

I've never heard from him since. An hour? An hour. Pretty impressive. Do you owe that guy like holiday pay or anything? No, nothing. I just want my uniform back, to be honest. That's great.

They are expensive. So at the moment, the record is one hour. That guy and also the llama wrangler. I'm just remembering, I did two shifts in a fish and chip shop, and on my second shift, they told me that I was eating too much and not to come back. Yeah, that'll do it. Last one, and I think you're going to break the record.

Bryce, how short was your career? Well, I didn't even start. What do you mean? I signed a contract and then resigned. I gave them two weeks notice a week before I started. You win.

Bryce wins. Bryce is like, I'll show them. I'll show them. You should try football, Bryce. Let's go to Hollywood where our reporter Dean McCarthy is to get the latest spy. Dean McCarthy, you're live on the ground. What's happening with this Chris Brown case that's going on

that's broke over the last 48 hours? Let me tell you this. Drama.com, hashtag drama, hashtag I'm not even coping at all, nor breathing.com. This story has just gotten so good. Basically, not only has he been completely acquitted, completely freed, he has decided to stay in France. The first report was that he was going to fly straight back to LA, get out of there kind of vibe. Nope, staying in France. He's swanning around Paris as we speak, doing selfies. And not only that, he's now going to sue the 24-year-old woman

who first alleged that he assaulted her. He's going to sue her for defamation of character, which is full on. Because, you know, the thing is, when this story broke, everyone ran with it because of his history, right? We all ran with it, everyone around the world. He kind of was guilty till proven innocent, to be really blunt. But now that he has been acquitted and free to travel and all of that,

he is going to sue her for defamation. I don't know how much money she has or whether he'll get anything. Probably more the principle behind this one. What's the attitude in Hollywood? Is he in the right or is he coming at it about this the wrong way? Because victim blaming and that sort of thing is such a huge topic these days, especially around Me Too and that sort of thing. Whether he's innocent or not, is he going about this the right way?

Such a good point. It is a big thing to sort of blame a victim. Most people couldn't and probably wouldn't, but because he's more of an edgy kind of guy and he gets so slammed when something like this, like an allegation like this comes forward. Yeah, I don't know. Do you know what?

I'll tell you this about Hollywood and Chris Brown. They have really almost forgotten about what happened with Rihanna. Back in Australia, and I know in New Zealand as well, when we think Chris Brown, it comes up, right? Yeah. It's almost like it's something that we associate with him. Not in Hollywood. Not in America.

It's the weirdest thing. He's really not associated with it anymore, but around the world he kind of is. So I don't know. I think, you know, Justin Bieber today posted how he's still a massive fan of Chris Brown and some other big rapper as well. So I don't know. Oh, Justin Bieber needs to stay out.

He doesn't have the details. You know, you can't. Why comment on something? Just leave it. If you don't know, just leave it. Just stay out of it. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Dean, leave that one where it is for a minute

We need to ask you about something we've heard about We've heard that there is a secret Dating app Just for celebrities And it's called Raya Tinder for celebrities You're there, is there any truth to that? Let me tell you this

Let me tell you this Has Let me tell you this. Has someone told you my history with Raya? Is this a G up? No. Are you on it? Let me tell you this. Not only did I get denied once, twice, I got denied thrice. Three times.

You mean from... Three times. Let me tell you how it works. Yeah. First of all, it's real. It's totally real. I've got friends on it. I know people on it.

It's totally a real thing. It's called Raya. And when you download the app, this is what they make you do. They connect you to Instagram. This is so embarrassing, but I thought to myself, I might have the Instagram's problem. Get a little scroll down there, a little bit of an ad, a little bit of a celebrity.

I thought, I'm in for sure. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Totally denied. You basically, you apply, and then people at the Raya headquarters, which, by the way, doesn't exist. I've Googled the address because I was getting a little bit offended. Because you're going to go down and ask them why you weren't allowed in. You're going to knock on the door.

Excuse me. No, anyway, so basically they approve you or deny you. I was denied once. I told one of my friends that was on Raya. I'm like, how did I get denied? Like, what can I do to get in here? And he's like, I'll give you a code. So there's a secret code.

What? An actual code word. He gives me the code word. I enter it into the thing during the application. Denied again. Is it? Denied again. Yeah.

Yes. Is it legit though? And then another friend gave me. It's legit. Is it? Let me tell you some people that are on there. That's what I mean. Who's on it?

Yeah. It's totally real. It's a total real you some people that are on there. That's what I mean. Who's on it? Yeah. It's totally real. It's a total real thing. Amber Rose is on there. A friend of mine used to chat to James Franco. He was on there. Yeah. And a lot of athletes are on there.

I'm just super hot. One of my friends told me that he matched with Scarlett Johansson and then he screenshot it and put it on his social media and then they kicked him off the platform. That would be right. Wow. So I thought maybe I got denied because I'm a reporter. I thought maybe it's because they might think,

oh, he's going to report on who's on here. But then another friend of mine who does the exact same job for an American network, she's from there. Wow. Oh, no, Dean. Hey, Dean, if I know your dating history, you don't need that app because you're dating all the celebrities, my friend. That is Dean McCarthy.

I bring it up in every opportunity. Yeah, I bet you do. Live from Hollywood, Spies brought to you by Ford, bringing summer sounds and family fun with the Ford Endura SUV. We got to look into that. Bree and Clint. If you've missed it, we've been on a quest for the past week or so where we're starting a DJ duo.

You and me, baby. You and me, Clint. DJs. Joining together as one to ultimately, hopefully, maybe play it float. Our first task, find a name. We've hit somewhat of a roadblock, so today we've brought in expert help. Robinson, good afternoon. Good afternoon. name. We've hit somewhat of a roadblock, so today we've brought in expert help, Robinson. Good afternoon.

Good afternoon. Now, first of all, did you come up with your own artist name or did someone give that to you? I was born into it. I was. It's my dad's, but I didn't suggest it. My manager did. So, right. So someone told you this is what you should call yourself. And I was like, no. And then I was like, yeah, that's cool. Do you think you can pick a good and bad artist name?

Like when you see an act, you're like, that's a shit name. Yeah, I think so. Okay, good. We're down to a final three names, Robinson. Okay. We need your musician prowess to help us knock out one. Okay. So, Clint.

We have a list here. It's going to hand these to you and you can open it. Okay. So these are suggestions that our listeners have given us. We need you to say each one aloud and just see how it feels on the tongue. Am I allowed? Okay. You're allowed.

Okay, so the first one we've got, Brick's Clit. Great. That's... Topical. That's topical. It's a little bit, you know, it's risque. It's a bit of Brie. It's a bit of Clint. It is. Yeah. Easy breezy cover girl.'s a little bit, you know, it's risque. It's a bit of Brie. It's a bit of Clint.

It is. Easy breezy cover girl. X marks the spot, you know. Yeah. Didn't feel comfortable coming off your tongue, though, but that's okay. Then we've got Breeze and Cracker. Bit of me, bit of Clint. Now, is that like Brie and Cracker, like a cheese?

Yes, yes. It's like a play on words, but because Clint is a white guy, also works. Bit of a racial slur. Okay. Then we've got the Hot Mess Express. So I think I'm going to get rid of Breeze and Cracker. That's the one I would get rid of too, I think. It just doesn't have that star quality.

She would know. That's hard to hear for the person who suggested that one. Sorry about that. No, that's fine. She would know. That's hard to hear for the person who suggested that one. That's fine. There's tough decisions that need to be made in the music industry. I do have a favourite though so I hope my favourite gets picked. It's like when they kicked out one of the Destiny's Childs. Tough decisions need to be made

for the greater good of the group. Michelle, you're out. And then they brought her back in. Breeze and Cracker, you're out. But you'll serve a purpose in someone's tummy. Do you have a favourite? Yes. Which is it? Do you want me to say?

Yeah, I want you to say it. Well, if it's going out to voting tonight. Okay, it's the Hot Mess Express because it's like a nice play on words. It feels good to say. We're both hot messes, so it kind of relates to us. Yeah, it just, as a compact little thing of words. Also,

you don't feel particularly comfortable saying Bree's clit, right? Brick's clit. Oh shit, what did I just say? Bree's clit.

You wouldn't even know. Brick's clit just, it's quite chunky. Yeah, cool. Okay. I like that. That's really,

really helpful, Robinson. It's my honest opinion. thank you very much. We appreciate that. You've got new music dropping tomorrow as well. It's called Karma.

We're really excited about that. We're going to play it as soon as we start our show tomorrow, okay? Oh, thank you so much. We appreciate that. You've got new music dropping tomorrow as well. It's called Karma. We're really excited about that. We're going to play it as soon as we start our show tomorrow, okay? Oh, thank you so much. We're going to kick it off. Oh, kick it off with... Kick it off with your song.

Thank you. Thank you so much for chatting with me today. The Aussie opens in full swing at the moment. Semi-finals, Serena Williams has been knocked out.

Yeah. Federer got knocked out. Yeah. And we're down to like the real nitty gritty. I say, yep, I haven't seen any of it. Yeah, neither really.

But I have noticed one thing. I haven't really been watching it, but I have recently noticed when news broadcasters and the commentators, there's some hard names to say in the Aussie Open. Yeah. Which is why we're going to have a bit of a, we're going to have a tennis off this afternoon. Nothing to do with sport, Clinton Roberts. Okay. We're going to have a go at saying some of the players that are currently or have been playing in the Aussie Open this year.

A lot of Belarusians and Yugoslavs in the tournament, right? There is some tough names. All I know about tennis names is that 95% of them end with Alova. Pretty much. Or Kakova. Pretty much. Or Bakova. Pretty much. Or Badova. Oh, and a Kornikova. How hot was she? How hot, yeah. How hot

was she? Married Enrique Iglesias? Yes, she did. Yeah, how hot's Enrique Iglesias? Who? Enrique Iglesias. What? Isn't it Enrique Iglesias? Yeah, what am I saying? Enrique? Enrique. Same thing, same thing. I think it's about to get harder. Do you want to go first or do you want-ree-kay? Hon-ree-kay. Same thing. Same thing.

I think it's about to get harder. Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first? You can go first. Oh, great. So we just need to attempt to say these names correctly, is that right? We have to say. Producer Ellie, the gameskeeper on this show, what are you going to do, Ellie? I'm going to hold up the names and you have to try and pronounce it.

Oh, okay. As best we can. Cool. All right, I'm going to go first. All right, the first one. So these are all players in the Aussie Open, right? Yes, they could have been already knocked out, but they have played in the Aussie Open this year.

So anyone who's watched it definitely has an advantage. Pretty much, yeah. Cool. All right. All right, this woman was knocked out early in the Aussie Open. She's a Russian tennis player. Bree, how do you say this one? Oh, well, Anastasia is her first name, of course.

And, yeah, of course, I know that player. It's Anastasia Plavinklikova. Plavinklikova. Not bad, not bad. Anastasia Plavinklikova. I'm going to go with Anastasia Pavlichova. No, Anastasia Pavlinchova. I'm going to go Anastasia Pavlichenkova.

Pavlichenkova. All right, nice. Let's go to the commentator. All right. Anastasia Pavlichenkova. Ooh, who was closer? You need to choose a winner there, Ellie. Okay, to be honest, I think Bree did get that one.

I think none of us got it. But yeah, to be honest, I think Bree did get that one. I think none of us got it. But yeah, to be honest, neither. 15 love. 15 love. All right, what's up next, Ellie? The second one. He beat Federer to the quarters, and he's playing in the semifinal against Nadal.

He's a Greek player, and this is his name. This guy's on a roll. You can go first this time, Clint. Stefano. Oh. Is he famous? Stefano. He beat Federer recently, so.

T-S-I-T-S-I-P-A-S. Sisyphus. Stefano Sisyphus. Nice. Not bad. Okay. Not bad. Stefano S-

S- S- Oh, that's hard. Nice. Not bad. Okay. Not bad. Stefanos. That's hard. I'm trying to get in the Greek. Get him to the Greek. Testepapas. Testepapas. That's your guess. Testepapas.

Here we go. The correct pronunciation to the commentary is... I'm Stefanos Tsitsipas and I'm from Greece. Oh, he didn't even say it properly. Yeah. I'm Stefanos Tsitsipas, I'm from Greece. Oh, he didn't even say it properly. Yeah. I'm Stephanos Tsitsipas, I'm from Greece. It's a hard one, but I actually am going to give that one to Clint. 15 all. All right.

This is hard. It is, eh? The third one, he's a 26-year-old from the country Georgia, and this is his name. He's Georgian. I didn't even know that was a country. There you go. Okay.

Nikolas Basalasevili. Alright, yeah, alright. Okay. It's Nikolas and then the first half of his name is Basil and the other half of his name is Ashvili.

Basil Basilash Basilashvili. Oh, these commentators have it wrong. Nikolas Basal Ashvili. Basilashvili. These commentators have it wrong. Nikolas Bazalashvili. No, Bazalashvili. Bazalashvili. Nikolas Balalashvili. Nice.

Do you want to say it a few more times? All right. What does the commentator say? For 25-year-old Nikolas Bazalashvili. Oh! That was pretty good, Clint. You took that one again. 15.30. And this is actually, Clint. You took that one again. 1530.

And this is actually the last one. Okay. All right. But we were going so well. I know. This is a female. She's an American and was knocked out quite early. And her name is this.

She's American. Yes. Oh, I think you said... But I think her last name's not American. You're right. I'm up first this time? Yeah. Okay.

Her last name is spelt so you can play along at home. A-N-I-S-I-M-O-V-A. A-N-I-S. Sounds like you're saying Anus. Yeah. Anusimova. Amanda Anusimova. I'm going to go.

Oh, I think I've nailed it. I'm going to go strong with my one. Amanda Anusimova. Let's go to the commentary. 16-year-old Amanda Anisimova. Yeah. All right, Brie, you took that one, and I think we can conclude that you both actually just suck.

Agreed. Anybody with that last name, we sincerely apologise for truly mucking up your family name. And to all the commentators currently dealing with those names, we'll pray for you. Well done. How far away's Float? It's less than four weeks now. It's on the 16th of February at Lake Tikitapu.

That's the Blue Lake in Rotorua. The ZDM team are there today checking out the site, making sure everything's ready to go. Oh, where's your microphone? Hello. There? Sorry, I'm live down here at go. Oh, where's your microphone? Hello. There? Sorry, I'm live down here at the fish tank, so the signal's not great at times. Let's play Sinky Sinky Float Float to give away some float tickets. Free and Clint, Sinky Sinky Float Float.

The bill got bigger today for float. It nearly doubled in size. Yeah, so today, added to Drax Project, Mitch James, Jupiter Project, Saatchi, Balu Brigada, and Stan Walker, we now have Thea, Kings, Sally, Jess B, Mountain Boy, and Foley. This is a whole second stage. The guys at JBL have come on board, so this is cool.

We're going to give away a double pass right now with Sinky Sinky Float Float. These are hot tickets, and we're going to put a can of Diet Coke in the fish tank this afternoon. All you have to do is guess whether it sinks or whether it'll float. Ellie, who was first through? Are we going Nicola or Michaela? Oh, Michaela was through first. Michaela was through first. Okay, Michaela, you get the chance to guess, okay?

Okay. Michaela, I will tell you the can of Diet Coke is cold. I don't know if that makes a difference, but I just want to give you the best chance that you can. It's a full can of Coke? It's a full can of Coke. Close. Unlike the bottle of rosé, Brie has not had a sip from this one.

Just so you know, too, the history of the game so far, we've played three times all three items, the iPhone 4, the bottle of rosé. Bree has not had a sip from this one. Just so you know too, the history of the game so far, we've played three times all three items. The iPhone 4, the bottle of rosé and the avocado. They're all still sitting at the bottom of our fish tank.

And to be honest, we don't test it before we do it. We just find out on the spot. What do you reckon? Is it going to sink or is it going to float? Definitely sink. Definitely sink?

Definitely sink? Feeling very confident. Okay. Okay. Locking in sink, Micha sink? Definitely sink. Feeling very confident. Okay. Okay. Locking in sink, Michaela? If it... Yeah, locking it in. Locking in?

If it floats... Yes? Then Nicola's going to get the double pass. Okay, cool. All right. Count me down. Three, two, one. Oh.

Oh! It went straight to the bottom, And then it's come straight back up And now straight back to the top It's floating It is floating No it didn't touch the bottom It went and it hovered just above the iPhone 4 And then it's resurfaced

That is amazing Oh no Oh no Oh Michaela Wait there Michaela We've got a prize for you either way But Nicola, congratulations. You got on a float.

Oh, cheers, you guys. You had to do absolutely nothing for that. I was going to choose float. Oh, that's amazing. Oh, you would have chose float? I would have chosen float. Oh, well, there you go. Okay, cool.

Well, you're now there for that now double the size float festival, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet. By the way, just before you go, we're planning on DJing there. Do you have a preference on our DJ name? The top two are... Braxclit or the Hot Mess Express. What do you think's better, Nicola? Ah, Hot Mess Express sounds pretty good to me. Yeah,

people are loving that one. We will give some float tickets to somebody who votes on this too. It's in our Instagram story at the moment. Whenever gets the votes tomorrow, that's what we're going to be named. We'll play Sinky Sinky Float Float again tomorrow, yeah? More tickets tomorrow for Float. Bree and Clint.

Your favourite fast food restaurant, or one of, has just announced they're launching a candle that smells like their product. Epic. Give it to me. I'll buy a hundred. Now, these people have done a candle before.

You'll remember KFC launched the KFC candle. Yeah, I bought one of these off eBay for a lot of money. Any good? It kind of just smelled like grease. Right, okay. Like, yeah, it was all right. Just before Christmas, they also launched the KFC log. Brilliant.

Which was a piece of wood that you put on your fire and as it burns, it smells like the secret herbs and spices. Delicious. KFC are back again. They have another part of their menu that they would like to put to you in a candle. The mashed potato. Well

here it is. Breathe in the soothing aroma of KFC gravy. It's all gravy, baby. Now, let's reflect. Gravy, yum. Smell?

Like the KFC gravy, yes, is all right. I've had better though. You've had better gravy? Yeah. Potato and gravy, good as a dip for chips. Delicious. It's been a while since I've eaten a pot You've had better gravy Yeah Potato and gravy Good as a dip for chips Delicious It's been a while since I've eaten a pot on its own though Mmm

Like I'm Yeah I'm not buying a pot to eat on its own Also the sexually Sexually? Sexual and sultry man they've got to advertise it Breathe in The soothing aroma

Of KFC gravy I wanna hear you do it It's all gravy I want to hear you do it. It's all gravy, baby. I want to hear you do the last bit. Breathe in the soothing aroma of KFC gravy.

It's all gravy, baby. Was that you doing that voice? That did sound... Sounds a lot like you. Is that my dad? Is it? Did I just find my real dad? Is your dad the colonel? Oh my God.

Your dad's the colonel. Imagine if your dad was the colonel. Imagine if you had the recipe. Oh my God. We could give it away as a prize. No, if I had the recipe, I'm not giving it away. Duh. Excuse me.

Here's my inheritance. Oh, cool. I'll give it away. Duh. Excuse me. Here's my inheritance. Oh, cool. I'll give it away on the radio. Cool prize. Just to one person. Isn't that how business works? Me and the current, that's why I'm the son of such a great businessman.

This is our question for you this afternoon. KFC are doing gravy and a candle. If you could make a candle, what's the smell going to be? The question is, what's your favourite smell? What is the best smell in the whole world? Everybody's different. Everybody would have a different one. What would go on yours?

What's your favourite smell? I've got four options. I mean, the classic, who wouldn't want a garlic bread candle? Garlic bread candle is a great idea. That's a great candle. When have you went into a place and they're cooking garlic bread and you're like, ew, gross. Never. Does an onion candle work as well? Like cooked onions? No? What about a petrol candle? There's a couple of issues with a petrol candle. Why? Well, I don't know if you know what happens

when you light petrol. Well, maybe not if it's made of petrol, but I do love the smell of petrol. Is that bad to say? Well, no, it's not bad to say because everyone gets that little bit. I used to work in a gas station. You get over it. You do? You either get over it or you lose enough brain cells that you forget about it.

Sometimes I'll go to the petrol station when I don't need petrol. Okay, there's something wrong with that. What about a new iPhone smell candle? No. Okay, this is my favourite one. I've never sniffed a new iPhone. They smell amazing. Okay, yeah. Or favourite one. I've never sniffed a new iPhone. They smell amazing.

Okay, yeah. Or any new Mac product. What about a Jeremy Wells scented candle? Now, there's only one of us on this show that sniffed him. Let's just say I sniffed him at that party one time and that candle would sell out. What does he smell like? He smells like...

Is he musky? No, he smells like... Does he smell like sandalwood? He smells, yeah Is he musky? No, he smells like... Does he smell like sandalwood? He smells, yeah, kind of like sandalwood mixed with cookies. Oh. Mmm. 0800 dial ZM. What's your favourite smell?

If you could make it into a candle, what would that smell be? You can text us as well on 9696. KFC have just launched another candle. Last year it was KFC smelling candle This year it's the KFC gravy candle Breathe in the soothing aroma Of KFC

Gravy It's all gravy baby We're not 100% sure that that's a good idea Eh I mean I could take it or leave it When it was the chicken candle, I'm keen for that. We want to know, what would you have? Like, what's the best smell?

And I tell you what, at the end of it, I've just realised that I can do that guy's voice. We'll do the ad for our favourite one. We'll redo it. What's your favourite? What would you be adding to this? Let me chuck some ideas at you. New shoes.

Yeah, that's good. You know the smell of new shoes? You know the smell of a number one shoe warehouse, where it's just a big room smell of new shoes? You know the smell of a number one shoe warehouse where there's a big room full of new shoes? Yeah. I'm just going to come out and say it. Weed. Weed candle.

I don't smoke. And you can call it 420 Blaze It. I don't smoke weed. Because you light the candle. Yeah, but you know when you're at a gig and you smell it? I can't help but go, this smells quite nice. Because it's a little bit naughty. Yeah, I think it reminds me of festivals

and that sort of thing. And the third one, I reckon, you know how people say they like the smell of baby's heads? I like the smell of cat's heads.

Like, if you sniff the top of a cat's head, it's quite a nice smell. You lost me. Really? Someone will agree with me. Someone likes

the smell of pussy. James, bring the comments. Have you ever sniffed a cat's head? Oh, no. Not by choice. I accidentally. Who's forcing you to sniff cats' heads?

Sorry, that's not the question. What's the best smell in the world, James? Oh, it'd have to be freshly cut grass. Oh, that is good. Especially if you cut it yourself. That is good. You just stand back. I'm working for an ag contractor. You get a lot of that. Oh, I'd love that. Yeah.

Freshly cut grass or freshly cut silage or something. Freshly cut silage? What's silage? Isn't that the rotten stuff? No. No, it's like the, I mean, just the cut of grass or the lucerne or something that gets made into the silage. Alright. Hey, go sniff a made into the toilet. All right.

Hey, go sniff a cat tonight, James. Treat yourself. Hey, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Welcome to the show. What's your favourite smell? Hi. Personally, I love the smell of when you buy a fresh book and you flick all the pages.

New book smell. I've never read a book, so I can't relate. Keisha. Yes, that's me Keisha, what's your favourite smell? The smell of burnout Like burning rubber Yeah, Keisha, where are you from?

Yeah, Keisha I'm from Hamilton You're from Hamilton Sweet rubber Ride or die I was going to say either Rod Roar or Hamilton Are you from Hamilton? Shut up Yeah

You are? It's the smell you smell just as you come into Hamilton as well. Keisha's like, just reminds me of all my ex-boyfriends. I have smell. No, it reminds me of me. Oh, yeah, girl. Get it. Cool.

What do you drive, Keisha? I drive a VT Commie wagon. Yes, you do. Wait there, Keisha, because if yours is the one we're going to do the ad for, it might be the smell of that. That's amazing. AJ? G'day, mate. G'day. AJ? G'day, mate.

G'day, mate. G'day, mate. What's the greatest smell in the whole world? Oh, mate, surely, surely it's got to be bacon and eggs. Oh. There he is. There he is. I do love bacon and eggs.

Okay. You don't need a candle for that, though, because you can fill your house with it And you get to eat the bacon and eggs So I wouldn't Yeah I'd probably end up Eating the candle Yeah Yeah

Wouldn't be the first time You know what Yours is so good That Keisha The commie driving Hamiltonian Burnout is good though She's hung up

Oh no She left She Hey Scared mate She's scared She's only got 60 seconds AJ have you ever sniffed a cat's head?

Mate, I can't say I have. I'm not that weird. There's cat owners out there going, wait, let's go to the producers. What have you heard? Let's go to the producers. Have you guys ever smelt a cat's head and thought, mmm, delicious?

Nah. Ellie? Nah. No, no, I have, Clint. I have. Have you? Yeah, I like them. And lamb. No, no, I have Clint. I have. Have you? Yeah, I like them. And lamb.

No, not like fresh lamb. Yeah, but if you know producer Ellie well, not surprising. What about the 420 blazer candle, Ellie? Are you keen for that? Are you keen for that? Yeah. Yeah, okay, cool. And there we go.

Sums it up. All right, cool. What are we doing the ad for? Which one? I don't know. You pick. You pick. Nah, because I just want for? Which one? I don't know. You pick. You pick. Nah, because I just want to do cat's head.

Don't worry. Bree and Clint. Welcome back to the show. Good friend of the show. And we actually mean it this time. Robinson! Hi! How are you?

My arch nemesis. Yeah. We're evil eyeing each other at the moment. Well, the reason you are evil eyeing each other is because last time you were here, you kind of ruined Bree's whole steez. I know.

You're the first person to ever beat her. It's a big title to carry on my shoulders. And what's the plot? Our movie Guessing Game. It's huge. Just in case you missed it.

Robinson vs. Bree. What's the plot? Final movie. There's so much tension. In 2003, a Harvard undergrad and computer genius begins... Robbo! Robbo. Social for Network.

I need you to say the name of a movie. Oh, no. The Social Network is the name of the movie. Oh, no. Correct. Oh, yes! I'm not going to give it to you. Oh, my Lord.

Because if you listen back carefully, you said Social for Network. Yeah, because I was thinking. I was like, Social for Network. She's trying to give it to you. Oh, my Lord! Because if you listen back carefully, you said social for network. Yeah, because I was thinking. I was like, social for network. She's trying to say it fast. I was. It's a lot of stress on my brain. We're going to rematch. Yeah.

I just want you to know. I knew it was coming. You won't be offered the same leniency as last time. I can't say. Okay. What? It was literally like I. Okay, whatever.

He's just harsh on me. It's all right. Here we go. Once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented not really picking a movie based on just the plot line that she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. The stare down in here is incredible. Robinson versus Brie.

Okay, you know the rules. You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what the movie is. Okay? If you get it right, you take the point. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess, and it's best of three good luck so nervous i've got a lot riding on this good luck to both players i'm nervous good luck to you and me good luck to you mainly me mainly me movie number one

a seasoned artist discovers and falls in love with a struggling fellow musician. She has just about given up. Robbo! Robbo. Star is Born. Star is Born is correct. Can I just say, I feel like the computer is aimed in her way. Fine, that's fine. If you want to be picky like that, I will make it so that even I can't read it. She's staring me down now. You know what, I've got these claws for a reason.

I can tap. I'm sweating. Movie number two. Now, Brie, if you want to stay in this game, you need to take this point. Come on, Brie. I believe in you, okay? Don't give me your pity, Robinson. All right, all right, all right.

Movie number two. Okay. Buzz in with your name when you know the movie. This foot-stomping celebration of one band's music and their extraordinary lead singer who defied break breathe bohemian rhapsody knew it was that bohemian rhapsody is correct okay all right wait i'm nervous hang on welcome to tie break everybody let me just can okay go this is it this is it. This is it.

Whoever takes this point takes the game. Oh, come on. I need this. I need this bad. Brie, you can level at one game all with Robinson, or Robinson, you can leave with a two games pantsing on Brie. I can't let that happen. Okay?

I can't let that happen. It all rides on this point. All rides on this point. The final film. Yep. After 19 years as a prisoner, Jean Valjean is freed by the officer in charge of the prison's workforce. Valjean promptly breaks parole,

but later uses money from stolen silver to reinvent himself as a mayor and a factory owner. The officer, Javert, vows to bring gel you know that's not getting this at all okay you guys over there know it the producers know what it is don't you okay it stars Hugh Jackman the greatest showman the greatest showman is incorrect what robinson you now have a free guess wait okay and wait can you repeat the no i can't i'm sorry oh what was it a construction worker and a something yeah now i'm trying to think of what you can you can pass and I'll give more clues. Okay, pass. Pass? Okay. It also stars Russell Crowe.

I seriously have no idea. It also stars Anne Hathaway. Brie. Brie. Les Mis? Les Mis is correct. Yes! Well done.

Oh, thank you. Let's hug it out. Let's hug it out. Yeah, hug it out now that you're one'm actually... Let's hug it out. Let's hug it out. Yeah, hug it out now that you're one. Hug it out, hug it out. The scores are level. It's one game each. Robinson has brand new music dropping tomorrow.

It's called Karma. Thanks for coming in. We love seeing you for this stuff. Oh, thanks for having me. Look. Come back for the decider when you're ready. Yeah, I will. Also...

No, it's one all. Maybe I just gave it to you. I don't know. Watch Les Mis, by the way. I've never seen it. Yeah, see, Les Mis, I can't do... Like, I'm a musician, but I can It's one-all. Maybe I just gave it to you. I don't know. Watch Les Mis, by the way. I've never seen it. Yeah, see, Les Mis, I can't do. I'm a musician, but I can't do too much musical. Okay, good to know.

I'm right there with you. Bree and Clint. You and I, Clint, we've kind of opened our own therapy clinic over the last couple of days. I shared a story about one of my friends. She was newly dating this guy. She got embarrassed. She had to go number twos, held it for a couple of days,

ended up coming out in the shower. Poonami. Yep. In the shower. I love that word. Poo-cano. Poo-cano. Wasn't great.

Poor girl. Poor girl. We've had three days of enjoying that story, but at the same time, poor girl. She doesn't live in New Zealand. No. She can laugh about it now. Can she?

Yeah, kind of. She had to go down the shower drain. And it was a new relationship. Did we ever find out? Did she keep seeing the guy? Yeah, they're still together. Oh, they are? Yeah, they're still together.

Happy endings. Some of these do have happy endings. We asked you yesterday, what happened to you early in a relationship? What was the disaster in some of the stories, Clint? Yeah. I couldn't get over it. We didn't get to them all. No, there were so many on the text machine.

You've spent the day trawling all of the stories that we got and you've come back with some of your favourites. We've also got some calls. Do you want to text first and then we'll go to a call? Give us a text first and we'll go to a call. All right, so this was one of the text messages we got yesterday. I was newly dating this guy and I was shaving an area downstairs. I was sitting on the bottom of the shower with both legs up in the air.

He walked in on me and saw everything. And I mean everything. That was awkward. Does it say whether he'd seen everything before as well? I think it was like she does say it was awkward. Does it say whether he'd seen everything before as well? I think it was like, she does say it was new. So I'm going to say probably not. Hey, Christine. Hey.

Welcome to a safe place where you're going to tell us about a very early relationship disaster that happened to you. Well, my toilet got blocked and, you know, when it flushes and it goes all the way up the top, I just managed to get a poo down, flushed it down the toilet, and my grandfather had to dig up the pipes. When he dug it up, all the water floated up, and in front of my new partner of one month,

my grandfather and my neighbour up-float my poo. And then your grandfather goes, well, we know what blocked it. You all know my grandfather was, I was mortified, my grandfather basically said, don't worry, Christine, it's only poo. Oh, no. And are you still together? We're getting married next year. Well done.

Oh, there you go. Well done. Well done. Thank you. It puts people together Block toilets doesn't it Please Grandpa Give me another text Another text from yesterday

I had stayed the night At a new fling's flat I got up the next morning And had a shower It was only on my way home That I realised My dirty undies I had stepped out of

To get into the shower Were still laying In the middle of his bathroom floor. All of his flatmates saw them. Oh, God, that's so embarrassing. Did she go home without undies on? Like, how do you leave without them? Did she borrow a pair of his undies? I don't know.

In a new relationship, change your phone number. Get out. Get out while you still can. Hey Jason, how are you, man? Hey, good day, team. We haven't heard from many men. It's mostly women who have been mortified in this situation.

What was your early relationship disaster? It wasn't actually mine. It was actually a good friend of mine. Yeah. She was dating a guy and they nearly started dating and she was getting over to his house for an evening out. Yeah. And decided to go number twos.

She decided she'd keep it until she got to his house. Yes, yeah, well, he wasn't there. Oh. He was still at work, so she decided that since he wasn't home, she'd go number twos. Yeah. But for the life of her, she couldn't flush two of them. They just wouldn't go down.

So she took a quick shower, hoping that they'd be ready to go down when she came out of the shower, and they didn't as she got out um yeah he said two of them two two of the two of the logs yeah yeah so she she heard him coming up the driveway so she raced to the kitchen didn't know what to do stressing and grabbed a pair of barbecue tongs um and came, grabbed both of them out, wrapped them in toilet paper and put them back in her bag to take with her the next day.

Oh! What, in her hair bag? Yeah, but then the worst part is he used the tongs for the barbecue. No! That evening. Oh! She did not eat the barbecue. Imagine the next day and she's like, where's that lipstick?

Did the relationship survive? No. Cancel it after that, eh? Bree and Clint. Look, I had a bit of a breakdown in an Uber the other day. Did you do a vomit? No, I didn't do a vomit. What is the soiling fee for vomiting in an Uber?

It doesn't matter because I haven't vomited. I got into an Uber and I have noticed this reoccurring issue when getting in Ubers or taxis lately. Yeah. They don't have the air con on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And especially now that we're in summer, most of the time, guess what? You need it on. Quite a lot of the time they'll go, do you want the windows down? But they don't, I know what you're saying, they don't offer you the air con. No. Fuel saving thing, isn't it? Well, that's what I think because obviously they drive around for a living all day and I get it because they think that it saves fuel. Yeah. I don't believe it saves that much fuel. Especially when you think about the fact that most Ubers are, and I don't mean to stereotype Ubers, but, and taxis these days,

most of them are Priuses. Yeah, they're all Priuses. They're electric cars. Which aren't they half electric? Well, hybrid electric. Half electric, half fuel. Yeah. But I just think that for the smell that happens in the car

when you're sitting in there all day when it's hot, you may as well have the air con on. Do you think a taxi driver can, like people's houses, can taxi drivers smell their own taxis? No. Because everyone's house has a smell, but you can't smell your own house. Same situation, right?

But it's not even just that. It's people getting in and out of the car all day, no air con. I always feel bad for asking because I'm like, oh, I feel bad because then you think I'm going to be costing you more money. Because it's like when I'm in there and I'm paying for a ride, am I in charge of the stereo as well? Yeah.

If I say, hey, can you put on this radio station for me? I can do that, right? Probably. Because I've charted this vehicle for this certain ride. I guess so. It's like a private plane on wheels. I just don't want to ask. I just want them to all use the air con,

and that's why I want to put this, not rumour, I want to put this theory to bed that having the air con off in the car saves fuel. Okay. We can call. This is a Toyota dealership in Auckland. So let's put this theory to bed. Hopefully they know. Good afternoon.

Albany Toyota. Elena speaking. Hi, Elena. I just have a quick question about the Prius. I'll pop you through to service. Just one moment. Perfect. Thank you.

Hi there. I just have a quick question about the Prius. I was wondering that, you know, when you're driving in a Prius, if you have the air conditioning off, does that save you fuel? Actually, it used to be before, there used to be a little bit like people, when you're putting your aircon on and it does fuel, but nowadays the way it's designed, it's designed very economical.

Yep. Like the compressors are very small and all, so nowadays it doesn't make much difference. Right, so it doesn't make any difference because they've made them really economical now. It depends on which model Prius you got. The 2012. 2012, 20-fuel Prius?

Yeah. Yeah, normally those cars are pretty much... Good to go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can drive around with the aircon on or off, it'll use the same amount of fuel? It's not a biggie, yeah. Right.

That's really helpful. Thank you so much for your time. No worries. Cheers. Appreciate it. Ubers and taxi drivers, if you're listening, please have the air con on. Turn it on. It doesn't save fuel.

They're just as stoked as you. They've been sweating their balls off all summer. They're like, praise the Lord. Free and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday like, praise the Lord. Free and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's

Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger. We get your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays. Then we pick our favourite one to play in full.

First person to the Birthday Banger arena is Mark. Kia ora, Mark. Hello, Mark. Howdy. What's your birthday, Mark? It's on the 2nd of ora, Mark. Hello, Mark. Howdy. What's your birthday, Mark? 22nd of February, 1984.

Okay, Mark, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 22nd of Feb, and on that day, this was number one. Mark. Yeah. You get OG Christina Aguilera, What a Girl Wants. Right. Right. Yeah. You get OG Christina Aguilera, What A Girl Wants. Right. Right.

Love it. Love it. Love me some Christina. Fantastic. Taryn, hey, Taryn. Hi, Taryn. Hi. What's your birthday, Taryn?

15th of April, 1973. Okay, Taryn, you were 16 in 1989 on the 15th of April, and on that day, this was number one. She pioneered pointy boobies. You get Madonna and Like a Prayer. Gotta love a bit of Madonna. You gotta love a bit of Madonna. I love a bit of Madge. Bit of Madge.

Do you like her new stuff? No, I'm a deal of the 80s. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I don't think many people do. Hey, Nina. Hi, Nina. Hi. What's your birthday? 1st of March, 1993.

Okay, Nina, you were 16 in 2009 on the 5th of March, and this is your birthday banger. Gotta be a guilty pleasure, right? You get Flo Rida in right rounds. Oh, could be worse. It's not bad. You know, fun fact. Could be worse. Could be new Madonna.

Fun fact about that song. You know the girl on it that's like singing the little hook part? Yeah. That's actually Kesha before she got famous. Yeah, I think you've told me that before, yeah. Yeah. And she never got paid for it. Nina, what song do you want to hear?

Probably some Christina. Christina, yeah. I'm leaning towards Christina as well. Me too, I think. Let's just go back. Mark? Yeah? You keen to hear Christina on the radio?

Yeah. Mark, can I get a little bit? It's hard. It? Yeah. Mark, can I get a little bit more? It's hard. It's hard. Mark, can I get a little bit more enthusiasm from you, man? Yeah. There he is. I believed you, Mark.

I believed you. I know it's not a manly anthem, Mark, but it's your birthday banger, okay, man? All right. Poor Mark. All right. You don't choose your birthday banger, it, ma'am? Alright. Poor Mark. Alright. You don't choose your birthday banger, it chooses you. ZM. Okay, down to business.

This is serious. Very serious. Serious stuff. Oh, we got this music again, do we? This is... Sounds like chariots of fire or something. This is how you like chariots of fire or something. This is how you know it's serious. Right.

That could mean Jumanji. We are launching a DJ duo. We are going to play it float. We need a lot of things, including music, costumes, stage presence, ability to DJ. But most importantly, we need a name. We need to know what we're going to call ourselves. The most important thing.

From there, we can start to organise everything else. We have crowdsourced our names. Every name suggestion we've had has been given to us by members of the BNC family. That's right. We've had some really good suggestions. Loved Spindiana Jones. Very funny. Also DJ

Clint Breastwood. Loved Jaspinder Ardern. Great. Really quite liked Blint182 as well. Yeah, Blint182 got knocked out. Blint182. Yeah, got knocked out by Brex Clit, which is in the final along

with the Hot Mess Express. They're the final two. We're down to the final two. If you are the person who gives us our name, you win a double pass to float. One of the people who has one of the finalists for our name suggestion is you. Fiora, how are you? I'm good, thank you.

How are you? Did you think you'd end up here, Fiora? Not at all. You know, just a throwaway text on my drive home in the traffic. Tell us the name suggestion you've come up with for our DJ duo. Bricks Clats.

What's wrong with your mind, Fiora? Honestly. I'm not going to lie. When I heard, you know, I was trying to make it work. I was trying to get that, you know, word in there. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, I know what you're talking about.

Yeah. And then it just came to me. It's probably confused, but. I'm confused. Mate, I've been called that word my entire life. True, true. My entire life. You've either been called that or the other word for that.

With the U. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Fiora, we've had messages from a few people who say that, you know how the iPhone auto-corrects you? It doesn't understand the word Brexclit. In fact, someone

texted before and they said their phone auto-automatically corrected it to... B-Climaxes. Which is also a good name. If your name wins and it's with the people now, you get a double pass to float. Do you want to know where the poll results are at the moment? Oh, there's a poll? That's exciting. Yeah, I'd love to know. It's an Instagram

poll. It's running on the Bree and Clint Instagram account. There has been 1,500 votes so far. Oh, wow. The split is 744 to 788. It is so close. It could not be closer. Oh, goodness me. It could not be closer.

Oh goodness me. Currently, Brexclit has 49% of the vote. Oh, come on. And the Hot Mess Express has 51%. Now you're invested in this throwaway text.

I'm now invested. I'm going to have to get some people in my corner. What I'm worried about is if we choose your name, what does our costume look like? Well, to be honest, I feel this, you know, and also it's an all-nighter event. people in my corner. What I'm worried about is if we choose your name, what does our costume look like? No clue.

Well, to be honest, I feel this, you know, and also it's an all-nighter event. I mean, you know, it's 2019, you should be able to save these things on stage, but I don't know.

But I don't know, I've just got to tell you guys something. When I first texted in, I did just send it to 3343, which I believe is the edge. So they got a random text on their text machine that was just brick-split with no context whatsoever. Okay, yeah, yeah. So they got a random text on their text machine that was just Bricksclips,

with no context whatsoever. Okay, yeah, yeah. So if Jono, Ben and Sharon launch something called Bricksclips, we know it's your fault, right? Yeah, but yeah, I deserve some credit. At least a phone call. That's so funny.

Can you imagine Sharon just looking at the text machine going, Bricksclips? What the hell is that about? Fiora, we will talk to you tomorrow, okay, when we have the final result. Alrighty. Thanks, Fiora. Bree and Clint.

I want to tell you a story that happened to me on the holidays and then I want you to tell me if I'm becoming a grumpy old woman. Yeah, cool. As a grumpy old man? Yeah. I'd love to. So I went to this comedy night in Melbourne and there was about six of us, I mean a couple of mates.

Yeah. And we went to this random comedy night and it was at a pub and you have to get there early to get your seat. So first in best dressed, I think it's like $12 on the door. We all got there super early, which we were in the area. We get there super early and we get the best seat in the house. It's at this high table and we get all of our chairs. It's great. We set up. It's perfect. Anyway, so people start rolling in and it's absolutely packed before the show starts. There's not a chair in sight. So we're all sitting there

and these two people walk in and it's a girl and her boyfriend and we're all sitting there waiting for the show to start. It's just about to start. And these two people walk over and they stand in the corner, obviously no chairs left. So one of my mates who's sitting a couple of chairs over from me, she goes to the bar to get a drink. I've turned around and probably like two seconds later, I turned back around and my friend goes, that girl just stole our chair. That girl just stole our chair. So the girlfriend of this couple, as my friend has walked to the bar, she's walked straight over, hasn't asked any of us if we were using the chair. Clearly we were. Like there's not a chair inside.

It's packed. Picks the chair up, takes it over to where they were standing, and then her boyfriend sits down on the chair. Wait, the girl took it so the boy could sit down? Oh yeah. Okay, there's a few problems with this. That's not kosher. Unless, unless what? I was

raging. That taking it without asking is also not cool. Not cool. But you messed up, mate. You should be guarding those chairs. I know, with my life. You should have been, was your friend getting you a drink? Yes. You muffed up. I was on a few sherbets. Yeah. I wasn't fully alert.

But wait, the story gets good. So in a comedy act, they get on, two comics do their thing and so about 20, 30 minutes later, there's a break in the show where people can go have like a ciggy or whatever they want to do. It is Melbourne after all.

Exactly. No joke. Go have a coffee from a shoe. Pretty much. Or an avocado. My eyes were locked on this chair and what this couple were doing. And I was like, please go have a ciggy. Please go have a ciggy.

Next minute, this couple stands up and they go have a ciggy. I beeline for this chair. Like I'm pushing people out of the way Straight away And as I've got there I've realised that this couple has turned around And they've asked this other couple to look after their chair Yeah As I've got over to the chair

I've went and picked it up Did not care This couple goes We saw the whole thing Take it and run There's a brand new type of gender reveal Party, theme, thing you can do What's your take on it?

I don't like them I feel like it's another bit of work That you have to do Where people have to come and bring presents I just think they're a bit unnecessary If you want to find out what the baby's gender is Go for it But at the same time

Do what makes you happy. Okay? And if you want to get more presents, you go get those presents. Do you have to take a present to a gender reveal party? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Do you? I think so. So there's a baby shower and then the gender reveal.

Yeah, I've been to a gender reveal party where they ask you to bring a present. And then you don't go and meet the baby without a present as well. Maybe it is a good idea if you're having a baby so you can get all the free stuff. Yeah, get all the stuff organized. We already know the cake one where you cut into the cake and if the um filling is blue or pink pink tells you what gender of the baby is we already know the balloon one where you pop the balloon and all the stuff comes out from inside yes we found out last year about the gender reveal burnout that australians are doing where you can get special tires that smoke either pink or blue. Yeah, Australia.

And when you do a fat burnout, it tells you what gender of the baby is. Also, the mother of your baby gets to inhale a whole lot of tyre smoke. So not the best one. There's now a bath bomb gender reveal, which I feel is a weird one to invite people around for. Yeah, it's kind of like, all right, everyone crowd into the tiny bathroom and we're going to fill the bathtub up. And I'll be in it because I don't want to waste this bath bomb.

Right. So you're just this naked pregnant chick in a bath and everyone's standing around. And then you have to kind of wait for it to fizz a little bit. And then you're like, is that blue? Is it pink? And then you're like, do that blue? Is it pink? And then you're like, do we stay? Or this is weird. The latest one, gender reveal lasagna.

Okay. I'm in. So. Who doesn't love lasagna? You have especially baked lasagna. So you can't do it yourself, obviously, because you would know. I'd get my mum to do it. They do it in one of those metal tins So you can't do it yourself, obviously, because you would know. I'd get my mum to do it. They do it in one of those metal tins so you can't see the inside.

And then as you cut into it, everything but the top sheet of pasta is... Blue or pink. Blue or pink. I love it. And then you know what sort of baby you're having. See, now that's a gender reveal party I can get around. But do you want to eat blue pasta? It tastes the same. Do you want to eat blue pasta? It tastes the same.

Do you want to eat pink pasta? I'll eat any type of pasta. You should know me better than that. Right. I'd eat pasta off the floor. I've eaten floor pasta. Still good. Yeah.

Well, it depends on the floor. Do you like it? Do you like that idea? The idea of it? Yeah. No, because I don't. No. No.

You don't know? No, I don't like it. Oh, right. But I'm just not a fan of gender reveals in general, so. We can't win him over. Yeah. He's done. That's us.

We're just about to get out of here. Cam Mansell's in next. I saw he's been sent a Lime scooter helmet. Did you see that? Yeah, I saw that. So I don't know. You know Lime scooters. They're rolling out everywhere at the moment.

They've got them in Tauranga, Auckland, Christchurch, Dunedin now as well. Pretty much like Uber in scooter form. Yeah. They're a great idea. And I think they're fantastic. Great way to get around the city. Great way to see new places. Like the other weekend I went for a trip around Christchurch on one. Even just a bit of fun. I don't think the helmets are going to catch on.

I don't think, for a couple of reasons. It's a good idea to wear a helmet. Nits. I'm not denying that. Yeah, nits. And also, people don't respect the scooters. How are they going to respect the helmet if you have to hang the helmet on there?

You know, in Aussie, everyone wears the helmets. On limes? Yes. No, Aussie don't have lime. No, they do. In Brisbane, they do. I had a mate over from Sydney and he goes, what's that? Yeah, so I think they're only in Brisbane at the moment.

Okay, yeah, yeah. And everyone's wearing the helmets because if you don't, the cops will book you. But whose helmet do you wear? Well, every time I saw a lime in Brisbane, the helmet was with the lime. So they had the lime helmets over there? Yeah, the one that Cam Mansell got. I heard Cam Mansell got sent that helmet because he's hooking up with someone from Lime. That's what I heard. That means he can get Lime credit.

Say something nice about Cam Mansell so he can hook us up. We always do. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bree and Clint. Weekdays 3-7 on ZM.