ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 25th 2019

Episode Date: January 25, 2019

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Yeah. Kia ora everybody. Happy, well, I won't say happy Friday because you could be listening to this podcast on a Wednesday in the year 2023. We don't know. Do people like these podcast intros? No idea. We do them because we enjoy them. I just feel like it's more, like it's... More personal. Yeah, and it makes it feel like we actually made a podcast for you rather than just shaving everything out of the radio and serving it to you. This is something. If you like them, if you actually really like the intros, can you message us on our Instagram or maybe some suggestions of what you'd like to hear on the front of the podcast? What if they hate them? Yeah, they can say whatever they want.

Oh, so just if you like them or hate them? Yeah, either or. Tell us what you think or maybe you want to hear, you know, certain things on the intro. What if you're so-so on them? And you're like, oh, yeah. Why do you have to be so annoying on a Friday? Well, I'm just asking. Sometimes I just want to grab you.

And do what? And just shake you. Whoa, whoa, I'm married, girl. I know you're single and looking to mingle. Oh, okay. I know it's been a couple of days. Can I just say what you did to me on the show today? When I tried to sit? When I tried to...

I specifically said... When Cupid drew his bow. We all know that that never turns out well when you ask for a date on the radio. No, it can. When? Name me a time. There's lots of radio weddings that have happened. People are probably going to be thinking, oh, what happened? I'm meant to be going on this date where my friend's going on a time. There's lots of radio weddings that have happened. People are probably going to be thinking, oh, what happened?

I'm meant to be going on this date where my friend's going on a date and Clint decided he would solicit for a blind date for me, which I did not want. Didn't go as well as I thought it would. I'll give you that. Literally, out of all, pretty much I got rejected by the whole of New Zealand. It's 400,000

people who listen to this radio station. That is a lot of rejection. And we got two calls. One of them was, well, I don't want to spoil everything, but to the married guy from Hawke's Bay who called, MVP. You the man. No, and he literally said I called just because

I knew no one else would. Am I that much of a mess? No. Am I not dateable? No, you're dateable. Do you want us to find you a date on the podcast? No. If you want to date Brie, DM our Facebook page. No.

Here's the podcast. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Friday edition of the Brie and Clint Show. Hello, team. Don't tell me advertising doesn't work. Do you know why? Why? Because for the last 24 hours, all I've been able to think about is,

have you been seeing the billboards for the McDonald's choc-top ice creams? No. I need to try that Milky Bar one. I haven't seen it. And it's white chocolate, but it's Milky Bar chocolate. Yum. Don't tell me ads don't work, because that's all I want. When it's for food, but it's Milky Bar chocolate. Yum. Don't tell me ads don't work because that's all I want. When it's for food, they always work.

It always works. Anyway, that was just a side note of where I'm at. How are you? I'm good. My whole body is peeling at the moment, but you know. This is from sunburn that you got at home in Australia, right? Yeah, so two weeks ago. Bree keeps going in the middle of the studio.

You'll just see her. Well, you won't see her. You'll hear it in the corner of the room. You'll just see her. Well, you won't see her. You'll hear it in the corner of the room. You'll hear. And I'll look over and she's grating flaked skin off herself. Can you not? Seriously. Seriously. Every five minutes.

Every five minutes. I'm disgusting. It's coming off her forearms like snow at the moment. It's so gross. Did you know that they say like 90% of dust in your house is dead skin? Yeah, isn't that disgusting? Oh, that is so bad. That is disgusting.

If nothing else makes you want to dice in, that will. Hey, today we're going to find out what our DJ name is. Today is the day. It is D-Day. The poll has just closed on our Instagram. We haven't checked it. I do know at lunchtime it was incredibly close. It was 51% to one of the options and 49% to the other.

So it could either be the Hot Mess Express or Brex Clip. We don't know. Either it's going to could either be the Hot Mess Express or Brexclit. We don't know. Either it's going to be all aboard the Hot Mess Express or let's get down. Okay. Come on down. This party's going down.

We'll find out at 5 o'clock. We're also going to give away float tickets with Sinky Sinky Float Float at 20 past 4. Nextclock, we're also going to give away float tickets with Sinky Sinky Float Float at 20 past four. Yes. Next, though, we're talking toilet injuries. After brand new Robinson, this just dropped. It's called Karma ZM.

Brie and Clint. Toilet injuries. Have you ever experienced an injury on the toilet? A lady in Brisbane has got a hell of a fright. Of course it's Brisbane. Of course it's Brisbane, right? The Hamilton of Australia. Oh, come on.

She has gone to the toilet and then jumped straight off the toilet because out of the bowl she's been bit on the bits by a 1.6 metre carpet python. How does this even happen? Well, carpet pythons aren't venomous, so that's a plus.

No, they're not. It wasn't a poisonous one. So just a nip. Doesn't really matter though. In her words, I was just going in for a quick one, so I didn't bother to turn the light on. Even then, like, is that common practice in Australia to turn the light on and check the bowl?

Yes, 100%. Is it? You know why? A lot of the time there's tree frogs in there. Even if you live in a house, like a normal people house. Yes, there's spiders always. Right, so you should turn the light on and look in the bowl for stuff. You need to be alert at all times.

She got a snake wrangler around and the snake was still in there. And he said that the snake was still in there and he said that the snake was fine. It just got scared because it got peed on. Oh, so she peed on it and everything? Yeah, she was midstream. So I imagine the

shock and the adrenaline would turn the tap off pretty quick. Because that would be the only worst bit, right? You get bit, you jump off and you're still leaking and then you're running around the toilet. Where exactly did she get bit? It doesn't say the exact spot, but I think

you can figure it out. You're hoping it wouldn't be a couple of different places. Yeah. It's on the undercarriage anyway. Put it that way. It's on the underbit. If you sit in the bowl and the bits that go inside the seat, it has to be one of those. It has to be around there.

Might be a butt cheek because that'd be the biggest bit. That'd probably be the best place to get bit in that area. I knew a guy who got bitten by a red-tailed spider. Where? Oh. On one or two things that are down that area. Is a red tail poisonous? Yes.

What happened? Did he lose it? No, he had to go to hospital. Like, real bad. Like, he was in a lot of trouble, that guy. Oh, 800 dials at him this afternoon. What's your toilet injury? Have you ever suffered an injury on the toilet?

I went to school with a girl who was on the toilet during an earthquake. Oh, my God. It shook so hard she fell off the toilet and whacked her head into the wall. Did she cut herself open? No, she's fine. She's totally fine. She was just embarrassed because she had no pants on. Her parents had to go and help her in the toilet.

0800-ZM. Watch your toilet injury. You can text us on 9696 as well. Bree and Clint. We're talking toilet injuries. Have you suffered an injury on the toilet? One of the more embarrassing places for it to happen, right? At least you're alone.

But at the same time, what if you're alone and the injury's quite bad? Lady in Brisbane's been bit on the bits by a 1.6-metre carpet python. Don't worry, she's fine. It wasn't poisonous. It's not poisonous, but at the same time, the guy who came to get the snake out, nice guy,

bought her some antiseptic. So nice. I don't think he applied it for her, but he bought it around. We want to know, on 0800 dial ZM, what's your toilet injury? Hey, Case.

Hello. What happened? All right. So basically, my family and I, we're down at Tauranga. We're staying in a pretty dingy motel. Basically, what happens is that I wake up in the middle of the night, really need to go do a number two. So I rush over.

I go and sit down. And because the toilet seat's a plastic and it's a dingy motel, the plastic toilet seat literally breaks and I fall straight on the floor. And on top of the head, it sort of grazed and cut the inside of my leg. Yeah. So I'm sitting there like still busting. Yeah. Jolted awake with blood just trickling down the inside of my leg.

This could have been a lot worse. And this is why I will never buy a cheap toilet seat because those cheap plastic ones. Something else can get caught in them. That's it. It can crack. It can crack and slice, baby. Honestly. That thing's like a prison shank. How do you think the musical came

about? The Nutcracker. Hey, Maya. What's your toilet injury story? Oh, hey. So this is more of an emotional injury than a physical one because my flatmate many, many years ago was trying to impress this guy

and she was really drunk and she went upstairs and went to the toilet. She fell when she was there and so when she tried to stand up, as she told us later, as she's pulling her pants up, she catches this toilet freshener on her belt. The toilet duct that's on the inside of the toilet.

Yeah, the one that you put on the side that she comes and is like, hey, to the guy. And we're like, what the hell is that on your belt? She's wearing a toilet duck medallion. Well, she's trying to look sexy. Yeah, it's something she didn't live down for a long time after that. At least she'd be fresh. You should have called up for the first date disasters

we were talking about yesterday as well. Oh, what a nightmare. Before we go to our last one, are there any texts there that we can read? Well, not the top one. Not the, oh, no, you can't read that. No, you can't read that one. No.

What about the one that says, I'd come back from a night out on the town a few weeks ago and I had a few too many lemonades. I ran into the bathroom to have a bit of a chunder and I slipped and hit the side of my face on the toilet, resulting in a black eye. Oh. I have now been nicknamed Tequila Toilet. Last one. William, have you got a toilet injury for us?

Yes. I was probably about seven, and I went into the toilet, and I bit down, and I got my bum by a magpie. Okay. I've picked up from that. You went to the toilet when you were seven and you got bit on the bum by a magpie? Yeah. What?

What was a magpie doing in there? I think the cat dragged it in there. It's an outside toilet. I thought you were going to say, what did I eat? Thanks, bro. Have a good weekend. I don't remember eating magpie. Or, bro. Have a good weekend.

Or corn either. We've got to be careful. They can pick your eyes out too. The man otherwise known as the hair. Dean McCarthy, what's happening in LA, mate? Can I go ask you a question? Have I ever been known as the hair? Dean McCarthy, what's happening in LA, mate? G'day, guys. Have I ever been known as the hair? I love that.

You have great hair, I must say. Yeah, not on your head either. Thank you. What's happening with Chris Brown? This story's evolving. Yeah, look, here's the latest on this one. So Chris Brown,

the first reports were that he'd left France. He hasn't. He stayed in France. He's still there staying at the same hotel where the alleged accuser filed a report that, you know, he'd been, he had attacked her. Here's what happened. We've all been wondering, why did the French police not investigate this further? Why did they throw the case out?

Why did they just let him go? Why was it such an open and shut kind deal? Well, apparently, according to reports, they did not believe the story of the accuser at all. It made no sense, end I quote. Apparently, the accuser said that they were in one room, was attacked, walked through the middle of the living room where 30 people were, to another room, got attacked again, back to the living room, but didn't say anything to anyone, was just kind of casually walking around the event. That is what's being reported, and that's why the French police left it, dropped it, and now Chris Brown is suing, literally,

for defamation of character to the accuser. So that's all right now. He's swanning around Paris, having a good time, not leaving, same hotel, like I said, and that's the update on that one. Such a weird story, and you don't even want to pass judgment on it because you have no idea who's in the right

and that sort of thing. Right. Horrible story, really. Okay, let's talk Suits, one of my favorite TV shows of recent times. Unfortunately, it's not going to be around for much longer. Yeah, it seems you're the only person that is its favorite show. Not to be too savage of an afternoon. Apparently, though, after nine years and a hell of a lot of good publicity

over the last year, let's be real, when Meghan Markle, when everyone found out she was on this show called Suits, people were Googling Suits. They'd never heard of it. They're all tuning in. Now it is done and dusted after nine years. Yeah, obviously she left because, you know, hello, if you're going to be a princess, which I want to be,

you'd leave any gift. You'd leave any. I'd still be the spy reporter, though. I was going to say, would you... If I became Princess Dean. Would you leave Hollywood if you got offered the chance to be a Princess Dean? Yes.

Oh, okay. That's the only time. To be honest, that show got very, very repetitive a long time ago, but it's just that mindless stuff that you can watch. It's really good-looking people. It's the same thing every time but it's entertaining enough and they have some good one-liners

so that's a shame. I'm going to miss suits. That is Spy brought to you by Ford Endura bringing summer sounds and family fun with the Ford Endura SUV.

Bree and Clint. Hello to our producers Ben and Ellie. Hello. Hello guys. Hello. How are you going? What's going on with you guys?

Oh just, you know, I'm working. Are you guys? Yeah. How are we? What's going on with you guys? Oh, just, you know, I'm working. Are you guys? Yeah. This is the part of the show where it's brand new. Each Friday, you're going to come in and present the highs and lows of the week. We hope for a week where there's more highs than lows, but we don't really know what we're going to get. Yeah, I'm not too confident.

No, last week there were a lot of lows. There were a lot of lows. Okay, you meant to spin it. Yeah, I'm saying, but now a few highs in this one. Nice work, Tame. Okay, any disclosures that need to be made before we play this or just rip straight into it? Rip into it. Alright, here we go, everybody. These are our high lows for the week.

This is a new one. High lows. High, high, high, high. Ah, another week of Brian Clint's highs and lows. This week they decided to launch a DJ duo. Why don't we start a DJ duo? Brings you back out of retirement in a big way. Gets me on board.

We join together in this big unison of just amazingness. Yes, I'm on board, but it's going to take work. I need you to know this. It's going to take work. The first thing on the agenda this week was picking a name. It got down to the Hot Mess Express and Brexclit but that wasn't the only time that the female special place ended up in conversation. Tell me phonetically, how do you say that name? Clitoris. The Virginia Department of Corrections have Facebook posted her

mugshot next to her full name. Oh, well, no wonder they can't find it. I'm done for the day. What's her name? I'm going home. Ha! Oh, no, you thought that was it? There was this time as well.

A little thing of words. Also, you don't feel particularly comfortable saying Bree's clit, right? Brick's clit. Oh, ****. What did I just say? Bree's clit. Ha, good one, Clint. Speaking of Clint, not clit, we found out this week clit. Oh, ****, what did I just say? Brick's clit. Ha, good one, Clint. Speaking of Clint, not clit,

we found out this week that he may be related to the KFC Colonel. I want to hear you do... It's all gravy, baby. I want to hear you do the last bit. Breathe in the soothing aroma of KFC gravy. It's all gravy, baby. We thought it was about time to introduce the best cooler

into our highs and lows. Although this was a real low. What was your early relationship disaster? I didn't want him to know I have false teeth. They're not fully false, like a steel plate in my mouth with steel hooks and all sorts. We were having fun time. One of the steel hooks popped in.

Massive big gash. You cut his face. No, she... Something else. She's got a marlin! Because it hurts when you hurt somebody. It's a male. That really hurts.

Speaking of males, turns out Clint really likes his males. If you could create your dream three-person... Rendezvous. Play date, who would it be? This is what I've gone with. The Trivago girl. Okay, that's one person. And then I thought I'd quite like to be the best looking guy in the

situation. So I went with Will Ferrell. I think the weirdest part about this is that you picked a man. Look, I'm still dealing with that, okay? What did your wife Lucy say? Was she like, if that's ever on the table, we're discussing this. Didn't come up.

Weirdly, it didn't come up. Even when the Trivago came on during house rules, still didn't come up. Maybe she's just breezing past it. It was a highly R18 version of Hilo this week, guys. Yeah. I don't know what kind of filthy radio show you've been listening to. Hey, you're the ones that said it all, mate.

Fantastic. I don't remember any of that. Bree and Clint. I learned something interesting over the holidays. One of my friends who recently had a baby was talking about it. She is unable to breastfeed and she said that she's been getting her milk from a milk bank.

A what? A milk bank. Milk bank? Yeah. Have you heard of this? No. Is it like a... Oh, no, I don't want to say that word.

Is it like a... You can say it. Is it like a sperm bank? Well, yeah, pretty much. So you go in there and make deposits for other people who need it, who can't get it on their own. Yeah, so ladies can go in and make a donation and then ladies who are unable to provide that for their baby

can receive that milk and give it to them. What a nice idea. Isn't it cool? Yeah. And there's actually, they're becoming really popular because there's a lot of different instances where mums actually can't breastfeed their own babies. And as a lot of us, you might know this, you might not, mother's milk provides all these different essentials for the baby in those early days.

Yeah, it's like nature's protein shake. Yeah, like vitamins and all that stuff, right, that you get from the mum. Yeah. It's how its baby gets stacked. Right? It's how they buff up. How its baby get that clean bulk. It's how its baby gets stacked. Right? It's how they buff up. How its baby get that clean bulk. It's how they get those Michelin babies.

You know, where they get real fat and they're real cute. And I said to her, I was like... Put them in a little baby G-string, cover them in baby fake tan, put them in the baby bodybuilding competition. Not possible without mother's milk. Exactly right. And I said to her, I was like, how does it work? Do they like drop it off at your house?

Do you go into like the place and like pick it up? Is it like going to a countdown and buying milk? Is it like a craft brewery? Can your baby go and get it straight out of the tap? I don't think so. I don't think that's an option. But how funny if you walk in and they're like, oh, what would you like today?

We've got this really good 1989. Oh, the vintage. The vintage. Yeah, good year there. You know, good year 1989. It's just coming into age now. It really hits the taste buds in the back of the throat. Delicious.

Baby will love it. Bree and Clint. In one hour's time, we will find out what the name of our DJ duo is. The poll has been closed, so you and I both don't know. As far as I know, it was literally neck and neck. It was 51% to 49% at lunchtime today. It could go either way. It could go either way, and there have been thousands and thousands of votes.

I can't believe how close it's been. It's out of two names. One is Brex Clit and the other one is the Hot Mess Express. We both have a favourite, but we're not going to say it. We're not going to say it. No.

Because whatever the name is, we're going to love it, right? Yes, we're going to be happy with it. Like a baby. Even if you want a boy, you'll still love a girl. Yeah. Even if you secretly wanted an all black.

Girl's fine. I've got an idea. Why don't we call a record label, like people who sign artists, and ask them what the best name is. That's a good idea. Out of those two, which would be the most appropriate name? How awkward if they pick the name that we don't end up with.

Well, we don't know yet. It's still an hour before we find out. This is Universal Music New Zealand. This is Lorde's record label. Wow, they should know then. The big deal, okay? They manage Sole Mio, 660,

all the big names. Hello, Matt speaking. Matt Kidd, Brian Clint from ZM. Hello, Matt. Hello, how's it going? Big Dog record label executive. You know artists, right? You know bands. That's it going? Big Dog Record Label Executive. You know artists, right?

You know bands. That's correct. Yeah. We're starting one. It's a DJ duo. And we don't need a contract just yet. What's the name? What's the name, Pat?

That's all we need you for. This is why we're calling you, Matt. We're down to two names. We need your record label executive opinion. All right. Hit me. Okay. Are you sitting down? Yes label executive opinion. Alright, hit me. Okay. Are you sitting down?

Yes, I am sitting down. Good, good, good, good, good, good,

good, good. Because I don't want this to be the first time you heard The Beatles and you're like, oh, shit.

Okay? I'd give him the less controversial one first. Less controversial first? Okay. First option, The Hot Mess Express. Okay, okay. What else have we got to work with? Okay, first option, the Hot Mess Express. Okay, okay.

What else have we got to work with? Okay, option number two, Brax Clit. Say that again, you're a bit muffled. Option number two is Brax Clit. Brax Clit? Yes. That's correct. B-R-E-X

C-L-I-T. It's a hybrid of Bree and Clint, a bit of Brexit, a bit of topicality. Okay. So I want you to imagine... It sounds like a breakfast menu option, the second one, but like... What are you having for breakfast? So imagine you've got to... It's a horrible breakfast menu.

You've got to promote us, okay? You've got to sell our record. You've got to get us on stadium shows. Which one's more marketable? Oh, I mean, I like the phonetic sound of Hot Mess Express. Yeah. It's got a nice little rhyming pattern there. But if you want controversy, that's what the kids want these days.

So go with the latter, I think. Is that advice that you'd give 660? They wanted to use Hyman, but that was already taken. I'm going to tell them you said that. I'll go controversial. Make a statement. You've got to make noise to cut through these days. So the official Universal Music New Zealand opinion is that our DJ duo

should be called Brex Clit. Brex Clit. Nothing worse than Breeze. Don't put emphasis on the last part. You're trying to

breeze over it. Yeah, cool. Alright, to be honest, it's not up to us. It's still with the people and we're going to find out in an hour's time. We just wanted a bit of

industry feedback first okay you've had my say cool also can we play the 660 show at Western Springs can you book us we'll call a booking agent

who can talk to you okay cool we'll do it for free for free alright bye bye I love that don't offer us up for free by the way.

Why not? We're going to have to, mate. Free in Clint. Free in Clint. Sinky, stinky, fly, fly. Sorry, it's a bit windy down here at the fish tank this afternoon, Clint. It's an indoor fish tank. Oh.

That's all right. You keep pretending. No, you're crossing live. Oh, sorry. Remember we discussed. Crossing live now to the fish tank. Bree. It's a bit windy down here, though.

We're ready for sinky, sinky float float down here at the fish tank. Why are we sinky, sinky floating today? We're doing a full, normal can of Coke. Yeah, not diet, not zero. Not zero, normal. Not no sugar. Not no sugar. Not lime. Not lime. Not vanilla. not zero. Not zero, normal. Not no sugar. Not no sugar. Not lime.

Not lime. Not vanilla. Not cherry. Not cherry. Okay? It's a normal can of Coke. It's a normal can. Well, normal's a bit, yeah, that's fine.

Hey, Tessa, welcome to the show. Hi, Tess. Hi. If you guessed this correctly, we've got two tickets to Float, 16th of Feb, Lake Tikitapu, the Blue Lake in Rotorua, they're all yours for free, okay? Mint. Who are you most likely, who are you most excited to see, Tess, at float? I don't know.

I should be keen to go. Name one act. No. That's all right, Tess. That's not your fault, Tess. Bree's broken the golden rule of radio. Don't ask too many questions. We've got a can of Coke. We're all friends here, Tess. That's not your fault, Tess. Bree's broken the golden rule of radio. Don't ask too many questions. We've got a can of Coke.

We're all friends here, Tess. You need to tell us if it's going to sink or float to win these tickets. If you get it wrong, we're going to give the tickets to Laura. All right. All right, Tess. I will give you the heads up. The Coke is cold. I don't know if that makes a difference, but it is cold again like yesterday.

I think it's going to float. You think it's going to float? You. I'm going to float. You think it's going to float? You think it's going to float? Okay. All right. Lock in float? Yep. All right, locking in float.

Are we ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Count me down, Clint. Never been more ready. Three, two, one. Straight to the bottom. Now, the Diet Coke came back to the top yesterday. The full-fat Coke doesn't float.

It sinks. It sunk. It has sunk this afternoon. Sorry, Tess, mate. You're going to miss all those bands you wanted to see. Tess is devastated. Hang on. Let's check in with Laura.

Laura, do you actually want to go to float? Yes. Yeah, well, we've got two tickets for you. Thank you. Why do you think that is? Why do you think regular Coke sinks and Diet Coke floats? I'm not sure. I have no idea.

It's weird, isn't it? Yeah. Science. Science. I want to ask just one more question for Laura. Who are you most excited to see at Float? Stan. Stan Walker.

How good is he going to be? The line-up is massive. Yeah, so good. If you want to be there as well, you can find tickets at grabone.co. Stan Walker. How good is he going to be? The line-up is massive. Yeah, so good. If you want to be there as well, you can find tickets at grabone.co.nz. There's still just $65 bought to you by Tip Top Trumpet. Saluting summer since summer started. Bree and Clint. We were talking about the weather a little earlier on the show.

Over in Aussie at the moment, some of the hottest days in history. Yeah. For Adelaide, they reached 46.6 on the thermometer yesterday. What's the hottest you've had over there? In Melbourne, after New Year's, I was in Melbourne and it got to 42.8. Yeah. And you can't even go outside. It's so bad.

www.nut.com forward slash no thank you. Terrible. Just like heat waves, like just the absolute heat wave that would hit you. Imagine having to get back into a car that's been closed up after that kind of heat. It's horrific. I was saying to you that I remember living in Aussie at one point where if you don't have air con, you have a shower and you dry yourself.

Before you can put your clothes on, you're already sweaty. Like it's that bad. I get like that in New Zealand. So I can't imagine what it would be like over there. Remember over the Christmas break I was texting you and because Aussie's, the clock's back a bit and you were texting me at like one in the morning? Yeah.

And I said to you, I was like, why are you still awake? It's like pretty late there. And you were like, oh, it's so hot. Yeah. It's so hot I can't sleep. What was it? A 23. I got heat stroke. You did.

I did. I got heat stroke. We got a 25 degree day and I got heat stroke. Well, bad news for you because of all that hot weather that's happening in Aussie at the moment, it's coming over the ditch this weekend and we're going to get it here in New Zealand. How hot are we talking? So in parts, it's going to be 35 and up. 35? Yes. Kiwis don't do 30 plus.

So apparently in Auckland, not as bad, but more like the South Island, like the interior parts of the South and the North. Oh, Central Otago and stuff. Yeah, they bake. They're going to really cop it this weekend. So it's going to be really, really hot. Yeah, they're tough down there. Southerners, tough.

They can drink their spates hot or cold. They also don't have air conditioning in a lot of places because it's usually cold there. In the South Island? Yeah. I'm sorry to inform you, they do. Do they? Some places, yeah.

But where it's really cold, like where I'm from, we don't have air conditioning because it's not hot enough for a lot of the year. So we just don't have it. Oh, right. And it's horrific. What about how your heat pump doubles as an air conditioner? Oh, we don't have air conditioning because it's not hot enough for a lot of the years. So we just don't have it. Oh, right. And it's horrific. What about how your heat pump doubles as an air conditioner? Oh, we're not that advanced in country Queensland.

I thought we could do something this afternoon because we've got fuel to give away thanks to mobile. Yeah. And I thought people could call up. They could tell our producers if they've got air conditioning in their house or not for this weekend. And we'll just guess whether they do or they don't. So the producers won't tell us.

Tell them as a safety. And if you can stump us, you get the free fuel. Okay, try me first. Well, I actually know. Oh, do you already know? I'm going to say that you don't have fuel. No, that's incorrect. I do have... I mean, you don't have air conditioning.

I do have air conditioning. Do you? Yeah. Bougie, eh? That's right, because your heat pump doubles. Yeah, there you go. That's how you play. If you want to play...

Full phones. 0800-DARLS-ZM. See if you can get through. We'll guess if you've got air conditioning or not. Let's hope you do for this weekend. Steering down a long weekend for a lot of the country. Auckland, a lot of the Upper North Island. You get an extra day this weekend.

You get Monday off. That's right, eh? It is this Monday. It is this Monday, yeah. It is this Monday. And we're looking at a hot weekend too. We're looking at a heat wave. For New Zealand, a substantial heat wave.

35 plus, they're saying in some areas. That's hot. Especially for New Zealand. I love the sympathy you're giving us. Guys, that's hot for you. To be honest, can I say, the weather in New Zealand is bliss,

can I say. Might be warm enough to go for a swim. Nearly, to dip your toe in. So we're going to do some predicting this afternoon. We're going to figure out, with this heatwave on the way here, have you got air con? Have you got air con? You got any air con?

Got air conditioning? We're going to try and guess through a series of well-directed questions. You've told our producers. They haven't told us the correct answer. If you can stump us, you win free fuel thanks to mobile. Welcome to the show, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi.

Okay, Lisa, get ready to get grilled. Lisa. Yeah. Looking forward to this weekend or? I'm looking forward to it. Okay. Lisa, what sort of job do you do? I do administrative work.

Oh, yeah. Lisa, you like a top sheet or no top sheet? I like a top sheet or no top sheet? I like a top sheet. Okay. Despite that top sheet bit, I'm going to say she's got no air conditioning. Yeah, I'll go with you on that. Lisa, do you have air conditioning? No.

Not at all. So did we get it? Yeah, we got it. Have air conditioning. No. Oh! Not mine. So did we get it? Yeah, we got it. She didn't stump us. There you go. Well done us. No fuel for you, Lisa. Oh, I feel bad.

She needs it. Okay, give her the fuel. Yeah, she's got no air con. Give her the fuel. Hey, Raewyn. Hello, how you doing? Are you ready to be put under that kind of intense pressure that Lisa only just survived? Yep, go for it.

Okay, cool. Raewyn, you like a bath or a shower better? I'm a shower kind of girl. Okay. Raewyn, how many layers of clothing you got on at the moment? What? It's a very simple question, Raewyn. One?

One. Oh, yeah. Dress? Just a dress. Underwear. Well, good, yeah. Dress. Just a dress. Underwear. Well, good, Raewyn. I'm assuming you're at work, so that's a plus. Raewyn, you got a partner at the moment?

Yes. Okay. I'm going to say Raewyn's got air conditioning. I think she does too. Raewyn, do air conditioning I think she does too Raewyn do you have air conditioning I sure do no fuel for you

she sounded too happy no nah we're giving you fuel as well Raewyn well done last one is you're going to have to read that Alia Alia

hi Alia Alia Hi Alia You did it right It's a nice name Whereabouts do you live Alia? Auckland Okay Do you run any kind of

Indoor plants Where you live Alia? Any kind of Succulents Alia Yes Dogs or cats? Neither

Alia Yes Richie Dogs or cats? Neither. Alia? Yes. Richie McCaw, shirtless, or Dan Carter, shirt on? Both. Dan Carter, shirt on. I'm going to say, cool as a cucumber, I'm going to say Alia's got air con. Yeah, I'm going to say you've got air con, Alia. Alia, do you have aircon?

I do. She does. Well done to us. We're cool and no one else is. But we're going to give you fuel as well. Well done, Alia. Thanks, guys. No worries.

Let's play the second ever game of the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. Bree and Clint. Let's play the second ever game of the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Oh, that is expertly sung by producer Ellie, that one as well. You nailed it, mate.

Thank you, guys. That is one of her superpowers. So essentially this game, all you get is to hear one second of a song and you need to be able to tell artist or title of the song and you can move on to the next. How many can you get in 20 seconds? That's the game. Last week I won.

I beat you by I think just one song. One. I think it was three, two. Oh, was it that low? Were the scores that low? We had a shocker last week. We've got tickets to give away to George Ezra live in Auckland. This is a sold-out show.

Katie, who do you want to play for you? Do you want Bree or me to represent you in the one-second song challenge? I'm going to have to go with Bree. I don't know if that's a good decision, but I'm going to do my best, Katie. That is totally fine. Hey, Corinne, that means I've got you, okay? If I win this, you've got free tickets to George Ezra. Awesome. That sounds good. All right, guys. I really tickets to George Ezra. Awesome. That sounds good.

I really want to win for Katie. We know the rules. I left last week, so you could play, so you're going to have to leave first this week. So I'm going to step out into the soundproof area. I won't be able to hear the songs you're hearing, because I'm going to play with the exact same songs. Is that right? Exactly right. Okay. Good luck. Okay, thanks. Do your best.

Alright, so Clint's leaving the room. Wait for the door to close. All right. Turn around. Yeah, don't lip read. No, no. He can't hear us. He's such a cheater.

All right, Bray, you can pass if you want to move on, okay? Okay. All right, and we're ready, Ben. Hit off the first one. Taylor Swift. Correct. Pass. Kes Swift. Correct. Pass. Kesha.

Correct. Pass. George Ezra. Correct. Sam Smith. Yes. Mamba No. 5. Correct.

So I can have a guess at that last one, right? You can have a guess at that one, yeah. Mumbo No. 5. Correct. Ooh. So I can have a guess at that last one, right? You can have a guess at that one, yeah. I'm going to say One Direction, I don't know. Incorrect. All right. Good work, Bree. Clint can come back in, right? Clint, come back in here.

Katie, Katie, Katie. How many did she get? How many did she get? No, you don't have to tell him that. You can tell me. You can tell me. Oh, now I'm under pressure. I don't know what to do.

Okay, I'm going to keep it to myself, Clint. You don't know what you're competing against. Are you ready? I'm ready. Corrin, this is for you, mate. I want to win you George Ezra tickets. I don't even know how many I got. I got that many.

I don't even know. There you go. You lost count. All right, Ben, are you ready to hit it off? Let's go. Taylor Swift. Correct. Fall Out Boy.

Correct. Kesha. Correct. Darude. Correct. George Ezra. Correct. Sam Smith.

Correct. Mumbo No. 5. Correct. Mumbo No. 5. Correct. Oh, nice. Wow. Oh, that's got to be good. That has got to be up there. Oh, wow.

Okay. That has got to be up there. All right. So the final score is 7-5 to Clint. Wow. I was about to say well done. Self-congratulations. I thought I had it. Yeah, you did well, Rhi. You did well. I was about to say, well done. Self-congratulations. I thought I had it.

Yeah, you did well, Rhi. You did well. I'm so sorry, Katie. Corinne. All right, thanks for trying. Corinne, congratulations, mate. You're going to see George Ezra. That's so awesome.

Can we just reflect on that for a second? I got every single one that I was given. You did. Did you get any wrong or did you pass on any? I passed on two. So you passed on song two. Yeah, sugar, we're going down. And you also passed on number four.

Which I knew, but under pressure. Yeah, I'm surprised. Yeah, you didn't get that one. But the second one I didn't know. Yeah, right. You want to be a DJ and you can't recognise Sandstorm off one second? You've got a lot of learning to do, baby. It's a massive

line-up. We've added ourselves to it, but we need a name. No artist has ever said that before. We've added ourselves to the line-up. Let's make that promo. It is a privileged position we are in. You came to me with an idea. You've always dreamt to be in a DJ duo, and

I'm the man to make that happen for you. I know that. I can make dreams happen. We can do it together. We can do this together. There's not many male... Oh, okay. Female duos.

None. We could be the first real successful one. We have found no male-female DJ duos. This is big. We've been on the hunt all week this week for a name. Some people would say we've wasted time on the name bit and not enough time on the DJ bit. On the actual...

But we disagree. Learning how to DJ. We only plan to DJ for about 10 minutes, so the name is arguably more important. If you missed the set, you still want to think we were cool based off the name. Yep. Hundreds of suggestions.

Jaspinder Ardern. Spindiana Jones. Osama Spinladen. DJ Clint Breastwood. Had to get that one in there. That was a great one. Blint 182. Breeze and Cracker. All great

names that fell by the wayside It all came down to two Suggested by the listeners The first one from Amy Amy, your finalist for DJ Name is what? Express One more time Hot Mess Express

The Hot Mess Express Did you think it would get this far? One more time. Hot Mess Express. The Hot Mess Express. Did you think it would get this far? No, actually, it was sort of on a whim. Like, I was on the way home. I thought, why not submit it? And, yes, I didn't believe it would get this far. Where did you get it from, Amy?

What gave you inspiration? Oh, it kind of just came to me because, I mean, you guys talk about all these really crazy stories all the time and a lot of the time it is a hot mess, so. Don't sugarcoat it. We are a big hot mess. We are what we are. It's totally fine. It came to you on a whim.

Some of the best ideas do. The iPhone came to Steve Jobs just as he was taking a bath. He said to himself, I love using the phone, but I'd love to be able to send pictures of my genitals to people as well. Boom. iPhone. iPhone. Ba-da- Boom. iPhone.

The other name idea that we have comes from you, Fi. Hello. Tell the people what you came up with, Fi. Brexclit. You invented the infamous, now infamous Brexclit. We called a record label earlier today. We called the biggest record label in the country

Universal Music, the home of Lorde, and Sole Mio, and 660. All the big names are there. Do you know they preferred Brexclit over the Hot Mess Express? Of course they did. It's the, you know, it's genius.

They said it's controversial. The kids will love it, they said. Oh my goodness. If it's correct, well, if it's the chosen name, you're going to float. Okay, we've got two tickets for you. All right, that's awesome. Okay, let's bring you both on live and let's also cross to producer Ellie who has the results. Good afternoon, producer Ellie.

Good afternoon. This is intense. This is intense. It has been so, so close, like unbelievably close. So you put a poll on the Instagram. Yeah. Which usually, there's a clear winner. Yeah.

This one, not so much. It's been touch and go all night. Touch and go because there haven't been many votes? Nah, there's plenty of votes. It's just, it's so close. There's thousands of votes, isn't there? Yeah. Yeah.

Alright. Here it is. Give us some stats first. Okay, so it was a 48% 52% split. So very close. That is 2,192 for one option and 2,334 for the other option. So close. There's literally like 200 votes in it or less.

Okay. Oh my God. But. I know girls, I know this is big for us too. For your name you're excited. I know, girls. I know, this is big for us too. For your name, you're excited. I would like to introduce to you the Hot Mess Express. Load up the trailers, we're coming into town.

Thank, I mean. For a coal-powered train. I'm so, first of all, sorry, Fi. I'm so sorry your name didn't make it. That's all right. It's okay. You had a great run. I'll say it's the bigger and better things, eh?

No, I'm kidding. Yeah, take. No, that's fair. That's fair. Offer it to another radio station. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. She texted to the edge yesterday.

Okay, that's cool. But that means you, Amy, you are officially Yeah, I know. She texted to the edge yesterday. Okay, that's cool. But that means you, Amy, you are officially part of this squad. You're going to be at Float. You're going to be at our first real performance, and you have officially named our DJ act the Hot Mess Express. Oh, my God, that's so cool. Thanks, guys. Are you pumped to come to Float?

Yeah, yeah. No, it's going to be so much fun. I'm so excited. We're going to put her in a T-shirt so everyone knows that you named the DJ duo in case that, you know, anyone doesn't like it. We'll be like, she named us. That's her.

Nah, it's good. It's good. Okay, cool. Go on, sign us off. With our new name. Sign us off. Oh. Use it for the first time.

Bing, bong. The Hot Mess Express coming into port. Oh, no, that's a ship. That's a ship. The hot mess express has landed. I needed to tell you about what's going down in my life tonight. How do I start? So, I have this friend.

She is going on a date tonight, a first date. Tinder? I'm not sure. Maybe. I think so. Yeah. But not confirmed. They've never met.

It's a first date. Oh, yeah. She messages another friend of ours. There has to be Tinder. And myself, probably. Yeah. And she says, so I'm going on this date. We've been talking for a little while

but i have this idea where i want you and our other friend to organize a date and tell them to meet up with you at the same place that i'm meeting up with my date yeah okay so she wants to do a triple date and i was like okay wait. I was like, so you want us to just get any random date and organise to go to this place, but not actually tell them it's a triple date. Just say to meet you there. Oh, so she's trying to organise a chance encounter so she can just on this date be like, oh my God, there's my friend. Yes. And they all just happen to be in the same situation. Exactly. Kind of fun. Kind. Exactly. Kind of fun. Kind of fun.

Kind of fun, but what about the people that are being roped in to go on the dates? Well, that's all right. Do you want to go on a date? Not really. Okay. Do you have someone to go on a date with? No. Therein lies the problem. Yeah.

So what I've been doing is messaging any person I could. What's the criteria? Because you were saying there's a couple of catches. It's a criteria. You can't have met them before. So she wants you to literally be in the same boat as she is. Exactly right. And which for her is great.

You can't have met them before. Yeah, which in that case I would have taken someone, like one of my mates or something. It would have been fine. Yeah. Or one of your booty calls. Yeah. There's so many.

How would I choose? You could have taken one of the ones from last weekend. Yeah, exactly. All right. Yeah, so she wants us all to be in the same boat. Yeah. And I'm like, what? So you believe that these random dates,

when we all see each other at this same place, are just going to believe that? When is it? Tonight. I can help. Oh, $800 again. No, no, no. Bree needs a date that she's never met.

No. Yes. Oh, look, no calls. Bree needs somebody to date. No. You need to be available tonight. You need to be available tonight. You need to be available Auckland City. Is it in Auckland City?

I hate you so much. Do they need to be single or are you all right with? There's actually no calls. No, there will be. They're just waiting for the criteria. They're just waiting for the details. Girl, don't worry. Don't worry.

They'll be queuing up. You need to be available tonight. You need to live in Auckland or be able to get here. Bree will date someone from Hamilton. Okay. If they're allowed to leave the greater Waikato region, Bree will date someone from Hamilton. What do you mean if they're allowed to leave the region?

Okay, well, you can come if you're on home detention too, but we're not promising you'll get home by 10. Do you want to date Bree tonight? Oh, $800 a day. We're not doing that. Call up. Don't call. No. Sell yourself. No, we are not doing this. Tell us

why you'd make a good date and Brie might show you didn't tonight. Oh God. Brie and Clint. It's okay, it's okay. If my self-esteem had not already taken a big enough knock when I got passport photos this week. There's nothing left now.

This is going to be good. This is going to turn out well. Bree and Clint, this is ZM. We're on the hunt for a date for Bree tonight. She's been asked to go on a triple date. A friend of hers wants her to bring a blind date to her blind date and your friend also brings a blind date. It's fine. It's a nice idea.

It could be fun. You're only nervous about it because you don't have a date and that's when you need friends. That's not true. That's when you need friends like me who can find you a date. I said to you, I said, we're not doing this on the radio and look where we are. You were worried no one would call and it's not true.

One person has called. No. One. We had two people call but one of them hung up. Two people out of all of New Zealand have called. We've got two. We've got two and it's time to audition our eligible bachelors and bachelorettes. I'm a sad human being. Welcome to the show. Eli, how are you? Good, how's it going? Oh, you sound hot, man. You sound hot. Thanks. Tell us, and more importantly, Brie, a little bit about yourself. Oh, what would you like to know, Brie? I can tell you anything you'd like. I think I don't condone any of this, Eli, but

how old are you? What do you do for a job? I'm 26 and I'm a diver, Brie. What do you do? Oh, sounds hot. I do a radio show. That's a bit of a giveaway. And I am 29. I like an older lady. Can you handle an older woman, Eli? Oh, they're coming in now. They're loading up.

Eli, you're going to have to give us one hot point about you because we've got other people to audition as well. Put me on the spot. I have a fantastic sense of third dating expertise. You've got a fantastic sense of dating expertise? Well, third dating, yes. Oh, so you go on dates where there's more than one person? Well, I certainly hope so.

Let's not interview anyone else. Okay, Eli's getting more and more mysterious as the phone call goes on. Hi, Jess. Hello, how are you? Oh, you sound hot too. You sound cute. I'll take that. Welcome to the audition process.

Do you want to date my friend Bree? Well, yes and no. I have a good reason, my love. Oh, no. So I called because I didn't want my though my love Oh no So I called because I didn't want my lovely Bree thinking that no one loved her Oh that's so So if none of these boys live up to your standards

I will come with you And we will rock this shit That's nice That is lovely and also like Quite like My friend's not going to know we can can just say, we'll just be like, oh yeah, this is a blind date. They won't know that we're friends. We probably don't need her though, because

the meat market is open. Hey, James. Hello. How are you, man? Good. Good. Okay. You are a hot single bachelor with lots of prospects. No. Oh. No, I just rang to just in case nobody else rang.

All right. Yeah. Okay. But I'm married and live in Hawke's Bay. Even better. James is off the table. James, it's a date in Auckland tonight and you're in Hawke's Bay with your wife. No, she's in Auckland as well on a horse retreat.

She's on a horse retreat. She's on a horse retreat? Fantastic. Okay. This is the biggest pity party I've ever heard. Yeah, but it's okay because that's it. That's everyone. That's everyone? Okay, who do you want to go on a date with tonight?

You have a choice between Eli, who actually wants to date you, Jess, who rang up sympathetically. I don't even know if Jess is into girls, but she's here, and James, who's married and in the Hawke's Bay. I'll talk to them off air. How about that? Really? Yeah.

You want to take this conversation into a back room? Okay, I'm going to talk to them off air. Oh, look at the time. Look at the time. Maybe just DM-bree. No, don't do that. Look at the time. Maybe just DM Bree. No, don't do that. Maybe we couldn't get through. Why are you doing this to me?

Maybe because there were so many calls. It's a Friday. I was ready to have a good weekend. Now look what you've done. You couldn't get through because the lines were so chocker. Maybe just DM her. There was two people actually called, and then lovely Jess called up to save me.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. Your birthday is the number one songs on your 16th birthdays and we pick one of those songs to play. The first person to play Birthday Banger today is Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte.

Hi, Charlotte. What's your birthday, Charlotte? The 21st of January, 2002. Oh, you're real frishy. Oh, you're an absolute baby. You were 16 last year on the 21st of January. So around this time last year, this was number one. God's plan.

God's plan. I can't do this on my own. Someone watching it close. You only love your bed and your mama, you're sorry. Do you like that for your birthday, Bang It? I love it. Yeah, good. Okay, not a classic yet. No.

Long way from it, but in the future it may be. It's a contender. It could get played today. Next up is Ashley. Hey, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. What's your birthday, Ashley?

It is the 6th of April 89. Okay Ash you were 16 in 2005 on the 6th of April and back in 2005 this was number one. Oh now we're cooking. You get 50 cent in Candy shop. Do you like that? Of course. Does it remind you of being 16? Yeah. Yeah.

That's an absolute change. Drinking cruisers. Yeah. I mean, not drinking cruisers because you're only 16. Sorry. Having a sip of your mum or dad's cruiser and that's it. Drinking water and doing your homework. Last one.

Last person we need to do is Lisa. Hey, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks. I would be extremely impressed if you have my birthday banger. Okay. Well, that sounds like a challenge.

I think we will have it. What's your birthday, Lisa? 21st of September, 1967. Oh, you've given up. The gauntlet has been laid down. That's easy. You were 16 in 1983 on the 21st of September, and this is your birthday banger. Chama Chameleon. How does that make you feel? That takes me back. Oh, it's a tune.

Okay, now we've got a challenge on our hands. Which one of those three songs are we going to play? Well, I'd say God's Plan's probably out. God's Plan is out. Because it's still in the playlist. Yes. It's between Candy Shop and Chama Chameleon, I'd say. Yeah.

I like 50 Cent. Yeah, I'm feeling 50 Cent for a Friday. You're feeling 50 Cent as well? Okay, that means, Ashley, we're about to play your birthday banger. Wow, thank you. No problem. Let's do it. Turn it up.

It's Friday. And this is your birthday banger. So seductive. Bree and Clint, sit in. So seductive. Bree and Clint. I want to ask you a question. What season do you think is the sexiest? And by that, I mean when is the most happening?

Winter is too cold. Winter is too cold, but does that not drive you together? You like come here i need to warm up no okay summer's too hot summer's too hot what about you like you're like oh you've got a tan you've got a tan you look hot and also you're not sleeping with any clothes on how hot's autumn autumn yeah i think autumn's underrated. I like the idea of rolling around in a big pile of crispy leaves. Okay. Hot. Well, there is some science that will tell us. Taken from an article from our favourite New Zealand Herald sex columnist.

Who? Lee Suckling. Lovely. I love Lee Suckling. Love Lee Suckling. You know when someone's born to do a certain job? Yep. He's found his vocation. He's published a study by the Harvard Medical School Psychiatrist Department.

Oh, so it's got to be good. And they've said that the randiest time of year is summer. There is never a time when more action is going on than in summer. Why summer? Well, he said, exposure to sunlight makes you feel happier by increasing serotonin levels. These are some of the main neurotransmitters

that allow you to experience pleasure. And when they're high, your brain continues to fuel this high by seeking out other pleasures. One of those being pleasures of the flesh. But if you don't have air con, ain't none of that happening in my house. Well, you're still looking for it.

Apparently you're still looking for it. Are you though? It said the sunlight provides vitamin D. And vitamin D increases testosterone levels, which drives up both male and female action drive. Does shower count? In the shower. There's nothing worse than doing that activity when it's really hot.

Oh, yeah. And afterwards, you're going for a cuddle, and the other person's like, don't touch me. And you're so sweaty. I don't know. But if you have been experiencing a spike in activity, that's why. And you've got about a month left. Get to it. Get into it, New Zealand.

I feel like a lot of companies that are starting these days, they have to get more and more strange because everything's already been started. Yeah, there's no new ideas. There's no new ideas. Except for Lime Scooters, that was genius. Well, that was absolute genius. This, however, is a company that's had a new idea. Is it a good idea?

You be the judge. So essentially, these people have started a company where they get people who are sick to blow into tissues, to sneeze and to cough and to blow their nose into tissues. And then they sell those tissues to people who want to get sick. That is disgusting. Is that not the most disgusting thing you've ever heard? Who wants to get sick so apparently it's for mainly anti-vaxxers

yeah who want to build up their immunities oh no shut the hell up that's what they're saying so okay so you okay now let me use my non-science degree here for a second anti-vaxxers people who don't like the idea of vaccinating them or their children Would like to use antibodies from tissues To build up a resistance and an immunity to bugs They want to catch colds from people using their old tissues That's what a goddamn vaccination is That's what a vaccination is

So apparently That's what a vaccination is This company has hired people Which get sick And that's their job Guess how much you're paying Per tissue How much?

$118 a tissue Vaccinations are free The company's called Vave V-A-E-V. VaEV Tissues. You know who's fault this is? Vegans.

They've gone, I like the idea of a vaccination, but I want an organic one. Don't bring vegans into this. I want one that's not processed. Vegans and anti-vaxxers, not the same. I want one, you know, I don't want one with all the processed chemicals. Do you want know, I don't want one with all the processed chemicals.

Do you want me to? I don't want one with all the medical science behind it. I just want a good old-fashioned boogie and a tissue. Great. Okay. Well, I'll happily sell you a tissue, but I think you're stupid. I'll sell a tissue. I think you're a dumbass.

Brian Clint. Listen up, bad flyers. That's you. Oh, that's me. You're not good on a plane, right? No. Air New Zealand passengers. Oh, God. And that's you. Oh, that's me. You're not good on a plane, right? No. Air New Zealand passengers. Oh, God.

And that's the Goodyear line, too. That's the Goodyear line. Don't be telling me a story that's going to make me even more nervous. Air New Zealand passengers refunded ticket price after battered turbulence flight. So they were on a flight that was so bad, just a domestic flight from Christchurch to Invercargill. I think my friend was the air hostess on this flight. Really? I think so.

That's a short flight. You don't even leave the South Island. It's a short flight. Passengers experienced turbulence that was so bad that 20% of the flight vomited. They encountered 180 kilometer an hour crosswinds and um when they landed it was so bad they had to give the passengers their money back oh my god and they had to offer them a debrief with the flight crew to talk about what they said okay if you're the if you're we understand you're traumatized if you would like to get together with the crew, we'll talk you through what happened.

And they said everything was fine. The pilot was talking to them the whole time. They said, this is going to be rough. Like giving updates. And once you're up there, there's nothing you can do. And they're like, it's going to be rough, but it's under control. But at the end of the day, is that the airline's fault? I don't think so.

I don't think so. I don't think they intentionally fly into. Or I guess it's saying, saying you know the pilot should have dropped lower or higher at the same time though people get so pissed off when a flight gets cancelled so yeah maybe there is pressure on them to fly well my friend i'm pretty sure she was on this flight she said she was actually going down the aisle as this turbulence hit and it was so bad that she literally launched into the air and people in the aisle rows had to grab her so she didn't hit the roof.

She landed on her knees and she just said she's got grazes all over her. I always wonder when the turbulence is that bad especially on the big ones. Have you ever been on an international, the big 747 or something and you know how you can see the wings bend? Yes.

You can see them, like, flex a bit? How far do they bend? Until they snap. And how much can they handle before they snap? Because if an engine blows out, I naively go, oh, we can glide down. But if you lose a wing... You're done.

You're done. Okay, I don't want to talk about this anymore. I don't think a flight's ever lost a wing. But I also don't know. Bree and Clint. That's us. a flight's ever lost a wing. But I also don't know. There's us. The Hot Mess Express signing off. There's so many

different references we can use. That's officially our DJ name. That's the name we'll be performing at Float. That's the name

we'll be performing under at Rhythm and Vines. And that's the name we'll be performing under at Coachella. Sign us up. Think big, alright? performing under at Coachella. Think big. Sign us up. Think big, alright?

Dream big. Dream big, think big. It's not my goal to play the Empire Tavern, okay? I'm thinking big scale. I'm thinking real big. I mean, we could start there though.

Oh, if we get free drinks I'll play the Empire Tavern but I don't want it to, that'll just be like a sideshow. That'll be an exclusive industry event. Yeah, that'll be like the events

where people say oh we saw those guys play at that real small event look at them now our first real gig if you want to be a part of history will be ZM's Float fancy tip-top trumpet

now even bigger two stages something like 11 artists 12 artists now 12 artists yep we haven't asked permission to be on the bill

but we're pretty sure it'll happen we actually haven't really checked it off with anyone Monday when we get back the next thing we need now that we've got a name music okay that's kind of important kind of important how are we going to narrow that down don't know yet got a weekend to think about it and i've got a stag do to get to so i'm gonna go um so we may or may not see you on monday you'll see me you'll see me you have to see me okay i'm

i'm like the groomsman i'm in charge of making if you don't see me. You'll see me. You have to see me. Okay. I'm like the groomsman. I'm in charge of making sure if you don't see me, I won't be at home either because I won't be allowed to go home. Alright, well we'll send out a search party. Alright, have a great weekend everybody. See you guys. See you soon.