ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 29th 2020
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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast.
It's Bree and Clint's podcast, but you know that because you downloaded it.
I just wanted to mention this, I might mention this.
I didn't want to say it on the show because, well, I could have said it on the show.
I put this thing on my Instagram last night where the dairy across the road from our house,
the couple who run the dairy are some of my favorite people.
You know how a lot of Indian people who own dairies in New Zealand,
or you might not know, quite often it's a family business
and they'll live in the house that's attached to the dairy?
It's the same back home.
Is it?
Yeah, but it's more like with fish and chip shops or bakeries or stuff like that.
So this family across the road from me, they live there,
and we're in there so much getting milk, bread, lollies, ice creams,
all that sort of stuff.
They kind of start to become part of your family.
They're part of your community.
And when we had a baby this year,
it's kind of like they were part of the journey
because we would go in there and we're like, Lucy's pregnant.
They're like, oh, my God.
And then we go in there with the baby and they're like,
we can't wait to meet the baby.
And they're always asking.
And whenever I go in there with Tui,
the lady who works in the dairy always says,
can I please have a hold?
And it makes me happy.
I hand her over.
Do you hand her over every time?
Yeah, if Tui's up for it.
And so you can do your shopping.
Good idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can go peruse the dairy.
Just steal stuff.
Distract it with the baby and then steal what you want.
Yeah, do a deal.
Be like, if you want a hold, I want free milk.
Yeah.
Anyway, I put this picture up and I basically just said that,
that this makes me feel happy.
Because it's like a community feel.
It feels like you're part of a village.
Yeah.
I get a message this morning from a girl who I don't know and don't follow.
And she says, wow, I've got to go and tell mum that she's famous now.
And it turns out that the daughter of the woman who works in the dairy um follows me
on instagram and she saw it she's got to go tell mom and i said is that your mom she said yeah that
is i said that's very cool she said that she's had a few people go into the dairy over the last 24
hours and tell her that she's on here oh really but she'd like, what the hell are you talking about? The super cute bit is she refers to Instagram as a magazine.
Oh, please.
That's so cute.
So she's been passing the message on and she said,
yeah, I'm in the magazine with Tui.
Oh, cute.
I'm in the Instagram magazine.
I've seen myself on the book.
Have you seen yourself on the book?
That's so weird that you say that because I think every suburb,
especially in New Zealand, has these little dairies
and they're a part of that little community around everyone.
Yeah.
And it's the exact same at my girlfriend's house.
Everyone around this area talks about this one pie shop
that's actually next to the dairy.
Yeah.
And it's called, he's going to love this if he hears it,
it's called Muzza's Pies.
And the only reason I heard about it,
and I heard about it from obviously everyone that lives
in my girlfriend's house because everyone's like oh how hot is muzzer oh muzzer's hot and they talk
about how he is so attractive muzzer's not a hot name to me like it doesn't conjure up attractive
ideas i don't think about yeah someone being super attractive with that name but everyone
they were all talking about it anyway one night I remember I was out at the Viaduct
and I've met these girls and they were like talking to me
and they were like, oh, are you from Auckland?
And then I was like, yeah, are you from Auckland?
Whereabouts do you guys live?
And they were like, oh, we live in this area, this same area.
I was like, oh, have you ever been to Muzza's Pies?
And they were like, oh, the hot guy at the pie shop.
And so it's a known thing in that community.
This is where I get sad when you go into new housing development.
And they don't have that.
And no one's building dairies.
This is the thing.
You go into new subdivisions and stuff and no one's putting in a dairy.
Yeah.
Wait, Ben's just brought up a picture of Muzza's pies.
Which one's Muzza?
The guy in the red.
No, that's not Muzza.
Well, he's in every photo on the page. Does it say it's Muzza's pies. Which one's Muzza? The guy in the red. No. No, that's not Muzza. Well, he's in every photo on the page. Does it say
it's Muzza? I'm telling you it ain't Muzza.
Are you sure it's
Muzza that's hot? Is that the right pie shop?
Muzza? To be honest, I've never seen
Muzza.
I've just heard he's really hot. That's the shop
there. Yeah, that's the shop.
Maybe we should do that on the show one day
and just go check if he's actually really hot.
I've got another theory. When do people
light pies? After a big night
out. Has everyone only seen Muzza
when they're steamed and no one's seen him sober?
Because you know who else said that he
was really hot and she's been on our show
before. She was on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Jodie Rimmer made the comment.
And she's never been sober.
Should we do that on the show?
Should we go investigate?
Find Hot Muzza The pies look really good
The pies look awesome
There's also
This is the thing
There's a Muzza's Pies in Howick
Where I grew up
And I wonder where the Muzza's at
That one
No I think Muzza's at this one
Oh okay
Muzza's getting around
We could investigate
We could investigate
Does Muzza have a vegetarian pie?
He probably does.
Yeah, he would.
Oh, then I'm keen.
Nice.
The pies are really good.
I've tasted Mother's pies and they are nice.
How's his pastry?
Yeah, quite soft.
Buttery?
Buttery.
Yeah.
But also crispy at the same time.
Flaky.
Flaky.
All right, you've got me.
Let's go tomorrow.
Let's go now. Ellie would love a've got me. I love pie. I really want a pie now. Let's go tomorrow. Let's go now.
Ellie would love a chicken and cannon bear cranberry pie.
And I think Mother has those, actually.
I love Mother.
All right, let's go tomorrow.
It'll be so fun.
Do you reckon people on the podcast, international podcasters,
don't know what a pie is, though?
That's a freaking good point.
Yeah.
And when we say pie.
Because Americans don't.
No, they don't.
We don't mean an apple pie.
No, we don't mean that.
And we don't mean a pizza pie. No, we don't. We mean a meat pie. We when we say pie. Because Americans don't. No, they don't. We don't mean an apple pie. No, we don't mean that. And we don't mean a pizza pie.
No, we don't. We mean a meat pie.
We mean a meat pie. Mince meat pie.
Do they even have those in America?
I don't know. I lived in the States and I don't
think I ever saw one, no. Oh, that's devastating.
I'm pretty sure it's an Aussie Kiwi thing.
It's like a, think of it as an edible cup of meat.
Yeah, it is, isn't it? Or the lid.
Pastry. The cup is made out of pastry.
We should do that tomorrow
We should all meet at Muz's pie shop
Just before we come into work
And just casually go in
And see if Muz is there and all get a pie
Hit on Muz
Get to the bottom of this once and for all
Is that Muz?
I think that might be him
I can see it
Look at him working on the dough.
Okay, we've got to go.
Have a good night, everybody.
Bye, guys.
Whenever you listen to this.
I don't know.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3 p.m.
Give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.
Do you just have a burp?
No, I always talk first.
I wanted to let you talk first.
You could have told me.
Is that why I always talk first?
I was like, what's going on?
You could have just said, you want to talk first this week?
Also, I did do a burp.
I've changed my lunch. I've decided to copy Bree's lunch, and now What's going on? You could have just said, you want to talk first this week? Also, I did do a burp. I've changed my lunch.
I've decided to copy Bree's lunch, and now I have tuna on rice, which is fine.
But I've decided to spice it up like she does, and I've been finely chopping red onion to put on it.
Delicious.
Yeah, I know, but man, I've got some oniony burps going on at the moment.
Yeah, well.
You didn't tell me about that bit, did you?
Wait till later, and it'll get worse, trust me.
Right.
Turn into something else.
Where's the board today?
The board, I can see it.
I know it's coming up.
Don't worry about that.
Did you want to, just before we go, just while we're just getting to know everybody and just
coming on air, starting our day off, covering off the stuff that happened before the show.
Imagine if someone's just tuning in for the first time.
What do you want to say to those people?
Oh, I would like to say welcome.
Yes.
And name one word
that you think describes
yours and my relationship.
Fraught.
Fraught? Yeah, that's too big a word.
A word that we all
understand.
Oh, well, don't think about it
too much. Interesting.
Interesting. Interesting.
I was going to say challenging.
There you go.
And you've just given the definition of fraught.
There you go.
There you go.
Today on the show, lots of fun stuff coming up.
If you haven't heard about Secret Sound, we've got all the details about Secret Sound.
I may have heard something out in the office about the Secret Sound today that would be quite helpful to you listening if you are playing for $100,000 this year.
It's not the new Facebook page.
No, I don't know about that one.
Haven't you heard about that?
Is there a new...
So Soundkeeper Gary, who is the guy obviously that is the only person here that will know the sound,
and he's the one you have to get past,
he's started his own Facebook page.
Oh, well that's helpful. he's started his own Facebook page. Oh, well, that's helpful.
Yeah, Soundkeeper Gary Facebook page.
I overheard a conversation about potentially getting to hear the sound early,
a way that you can hear the sound early.
But I need to check out there first and see if I'm allowed to say what it is.
Can we play it?
No.
Has it been made already?
I don't know.
See, I need to go and check these details.
Okay?
Look, I'll get that information for you soon.
Next, though, if you love The Simpsons, this is very exciting,
there is an official Simpsons quiz night coming to New Zealand.
So I thought to celebrate, why don't we have a Simpsons quiz?
We'll go you, Bree, versus someone listening now who loves The Simpsons.
Oh, that's difficult.
I mean, I love The Simpsons, but I don't really watch it much anymore.
Exactly right.
That's why we will only be playing with questions from the golden age of The Simpsons, but I don't really watch it much anymore. Exactly right. That's why we will only be playing with questions
from the golden age of The Simpsons, series 1 through 10.
Okay?
If you would like your chance to win a prize this afternoon,
Simpsons questions from the original seasons of The Simpsons,
give us a call now, 0800-DARLS-DM, and you can play against Brie.
I don't know about this, but I'll give it a go.
Yeah, good on you.
Good attitude, mate.
Because I have to. Contract this, but I'll give it a go. Yeah, good on you. Good attitude, mate. Because I have to.
Contractually, I have to.
A weird quiz if you decided not to participate,
because I know all the answers.
Bree and Clint, ZDM.
Bree and Clint.
There is an official Simpsons quiz coming to Auckland City.
Whereabouts?
So think pub quiz.
Oh, so is it at, you know, like a classic?
Is it at Moe's?
Well, we don't have a Moe's.
We might.
I think we do have a bar called Moe's, actually.
Yeah, that's where they should do it.
No, the Moe's bar I know is too small.
No, this is happening.
The nuclear power plant.
Oh, we don't have a nuclear power plant.
It's happening at a bar called the Blue Stone Room in Auckland.
It's not happening until April. They're getting in very early
for this, but it'll be a two and a half hour
quiz. There'll be prizes for best dressed
and the Simpsons quiz
will feature questions from the golden
age of the Simpsons, seasons one through ten
because no one cares about the
episode where Lisa goes to Apple
and gets an iPad. Oh no, I don't
want to watch that. No one wants that.
Don't care. So it's only Vintage Simpsons
so we're going to have a Vintage Simpsons quiz.
It's going to be you, Bree,
versus Rhys. Hey Rhys.
Hi Rhys. Hey guys, how are you?
Good, how are you Rhys? Yeah,
good thank you. That's good. Do you love the Simpsons?
Heck yeah I do.
You reckon you can take Bree on in this quiz?
Okay, cool. So I've got three questions each for you guys.
Perfect.
And whoever gets the most wins.
Here we go.
Good luck, everybody.
Bree first.
All right.
In the second Treehouse of Horrors,
what did Bart buy from a stall granting him magical powers?
Was it A, a monkey's paw, B, a pair of shoes,
C, Milhouse's soul, or D, a bike?
Ooh.
No, Bart sells his soul in one episode.
I remember that.
I'm going to say it's the monkey's paw.
That is absolutely correct.
You're on the board.
You're up, Rhys.
Michael Jackson voiced a character on season three.
He played a patient who was in a psychiatric hospital.
What is the name?
What is that character's name in The Simpsons that Michael Jackson voiced?
Is it A, Adam Richman?
Is it B, Kasper Percowski?
C, Paul McShane?
Or D, Leon Komposki?
Oh, that's just a mate.
That's just a mate.
I'm going to lock in.
I'm going to go with D.
You're going to go with D, Leon Komposki?
Yep.
Absolutely correct.
Well done.
Oh, we're one for one, race.
Brie, you're up.
In the episode where Lisa cheats on a test,
what was the name of Homer's lobster?
Oh.
Was it A, Snappy, B, Punchy, C, Stampy, or D, Pinchy?
Oh, they all sound familiar.
I'm going to say, and come on, brain, don't fail me,
Pinchy.
You want D, Pinchy? Yes. Absolutely correct. Okay, Rhys, here we go.
Here comes your second question. Not as amazing the information you retain. This stuff, eh?
This stupid stuff. Not algebra, but this stuff. No, don't ask me about pie. Rhys, this is
our old school Simpsons quiz. What was Lisa's first word? Was it A. Bart, B.
Mummy, C.
Einstein or D. Daddy?
Ooh, that's tough, Rhys.
Ooh.
Was it Daddy?
You're locking in D. Daddy.
That is
incorrect. Lisa's
first word was Bart.
That's right, it was too.
Because they love each other.
They do at the end of the day.
Because they're best friends.
Okay, Bree, you can win the quiz here.
I can take it out, okay.
Okay.
Sideshow Bob has a brother.
What is his brother's name?
Is it A, Paul, B, Martin, C, Aaron, or D, Cecil?
Sideshow Bob's brother.
Name the four names real quick again.
Paul, Martin, Aaron, or Cecil?
Cecil.
Cecil.
That's correct.
I knew it!
Well done, Bree.
Sorry, Rhys, just got you there.
Thank you, Rhys.
Yeah, yeah. God, I've got so many more questions too. I love this stuff. Ask Rhys, just got you there Thank you, Rhys Yeah, yeah
God, I've got so many more questions, too
I love this stuff
Ask Rhys the last one, just for fun
Okay, Rhys, I'll ask you my favourite question, okay?
Which of these men was not a member of the B-sharps?
Was it A, Principal Skinner
B, Apu Nahasapena Pedalon
C, Barney Gumbel
Or D, Carl
I know it
It was Carl
It was definitely Carl, Rhys.
Correct.
Definitely Carl.
It was Carl.
He was not a B-sharp.
There we go.
We'll find something for you, Rhys.
Wait there.
Congratulations, mate.
Thanks for playing.
If only I could...
Thanks for it.
It was a good time.
Thanks, Rhys.
Bye.
Have a good one.
If only my brain could retain some useful information.
You guys should definitely go on that Simpsons quiz.
You're both very, very good.
We should go do it.
It'd be fun.
Brie and Clint. Are we watching The Bachelor? Yeah, The should go do it. It'd be fun. Brie and Clint.
Are we watching The Bachelor?
Yeah, The Bachelorette.
Bachelorette, Bachelorette.
I need to get in the habit of saying Bachelorette.
We've never had a Bachelorette.
I know, and I am excited that New Zealand has done the first Bachelorette New Zealand.
We've got a good one.
She's amazing.
Yeah, I think they've picked right.
She's the art green.
That's what I've decided.
Yeah, for sure.
The fellas that she's dating, however, I would, how do I say?
I would say they are a mixed bag.
They are a very mixed bag.
Like, let's look at a mixed bag of lollies.
Some of them.
Are awful.
Some of them you don't like as much as others.
Some of them you never want anywhere near your mouth.
Who's eating the black cat licorice ones?
No one.
No, there's something.
Yeah, and there's something for everybody.
But the strawberries and cream.
Yeah.
Hello, Daddy.
Yeah, not as many strawberries and cream in some bags.
But anyway, that's fine.
Last night, if you watched The Bachelorette,
you would have seen Brie on the show.
Can I say thank you to anyone who tagged me in it?
Because I actually forgot and then I got reminded.
God, you're so useless.
I know.
I had to go out to dinner with friends last night.
Who forgets?
Literally, who forgets that they're on The Bachelorette?
I watched it on demand afterwards.
Well, congratulations.
I did forget, though.
You and Matt Chisholm from Celebrity Treasure Island.
Yeah, we hosted a challenge.
You hosted a challenge, and it meant you got to meet nine of the bachelors.
So I want to know, you're one of the only people in New Zealand
who's seen these guys in that environment,
apart from Lucina and Art Green.
Yep.
What are they like?
It was quite interesting, actually, to meet her
and to meet some of the guys.
And I sat back a lot and just watched how they were all interacting with each other and her.
It was quite interesting to me.
Like I, in my opinion, when we were shooting that,
I felt like Lucina was not very keen on Glenn.
Oh, yeah.
And then watching the episode and seeing the interview she did, like obviously where it was just her. She's not very keen on Glenn. Oh, yeah. And then watching the episode and seeing the interview she did,
like obviously where it was just her.
She's not very keen on Glenn.
She's not very keen on Glenn.
So I was like, oh, that actually is right.
I got the vibe like she was quite keen on,
what's the guy with the tattoos and he's got like curly hair
and he was on Heartbreak Island.
Heartbreak Island guy, yeah.
Yeah, I felt like she wanted to get to know him, Tevita.
Tevita, that's his name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So as a whole, like as a group of guys,
like did you get a vibe of what was going on?
Is it very, is it like, is it like very tense?
Is it very like competitive, testosterone filled?
What's the vibe?
I feel like every bachelorette,
that's what the guys are going to be like.
Yeah.
But it's quite interesting to see the different ages make them very different.
And I'm talking like the younger guys, I felt like they're obviously quite different
and maybe less testosterone filled.
The younger ones?
The younger ones.
Yeah.
Some of them are very young. Some of them are very young.
Some of them are too young.
So the 20-year-old who's on there,
who's actually our ZM wildcard.
Yeah, he's...
Zach?
Is it Zach?
Yeah, he's our...
Flynn.
Flynn.
He's trying to hide that he's 20.
Yeah.
I was like,
it's going to come out eventually.
He said on the episode,
I want to show her that age doesn't matter.
Yeah.
And I agree largely.
But when she's
32 and a doctor
and you're 20,
like I just...
It's not going to work. She's not going to come... Sorry.
It's not going to work. It's not going to work, right? I'm just
trying to be honest here. It's not going to work.
She's not going to come to your uni hostel
and... And sleep over
in your single bed. Yeah, and drink
goon sack with you guys.
No.
You're just in different stages of life.
Yeah.
Who's your money on?
I want to know who your money's on.
I really like the guy, I don't know his name,
I really like the guy who fabricated the steel rose.
That's who I said.
And he has the tight fade and his hair's quite buffy,
but he can sort that out.
And he's an engineer.
Him, right?
Is he an engineer? Yeah, his family's from the Hawke's Bay, yeah. Oh, yeah, no And he's an engineer. Him, right? Is he an engineer?
Yeah, his family's from the Hawke's Bay, yeah.
Oh, yeah. No, he's quite nice. And the guy she took out on a date for a single date.
The teacher.
He's lovely.
How good a couple, like as people, would a teacher and a doctor be?
Yeah, lovely couple. He seemed really, like in just the way he was talking about what
he wanted and where he was at in life, I was like, ooh, hello.
It's quite compelling viewing.
If you haven't seen it, you can catch up on TVNZ's The Bachelorette, which is on TVNZ
On Demand now.
And Twists, I'm going to be on the show later in the season, but I come back to date some
of the guys.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is The Latest, Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Our Hollywood correspondent out of Los Angeles, Dean McCarthy,
has some really disturbing news around Kobe Bryant's passing away.
Hi, Dean.
Hey, guys.
It is disturbing.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Obviously, where his helicopter crashed in Calabasas, California,
they've had to increase police security
because people at work
trying to loot from the scene.
So not, you know,
there was a huge fire.
So there's, you know,
not in terms of like any valuables per se,
but people trying to take parts of the helicopter.
And as you can imagine,
it's a shutdown zone
because they're trying to still,
you know, understand exactly what happened.
So there's people investigating during the day, forensic investigations,
but at night, people trying to steal parts of the helicopter.
What is going on?
How dark is that?
Like, just let these people and their families try and deal with this tragedy
and mourn and not have to deal with this ridiculous behaviour.
Well, there was that news yesterday that
all Kobe Bryant merch
is going gangbusters at the moment.
I bet. People are making a fortune.
People are profiting off his death.
But you would. If you had a Kobe
Bryant signed singlet and you
weren't a fan, it's never going to be worth more
than it is worth this week kind of thing.
Doesn't make it right, but you can see why
people are doing it. It's just a bit distasteful.
But this is what I wonder.
Who's the person who's going to go on eBay
and buy a piece of the helicopter that Kobe Bryant died in?
There'd be a lot of people.
That's the problem, right?
Yeah, that's the problem.
Yeah, all right.
Well, thanks for that grim update, Dean.
We appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
That's our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy,
live out of Los Angeles.
Free and Clint.
Israel Folau.
He hasn't been in our show for a little while.
Oh, come on.
Come on, we're barely even talking about him anymore.
Where do we get that live crowd from?
They're in the corner.
They're actually here every day, but they only pipe up when they're angry.
Right.
Look.
All right.
Okay, look.
Guys, calm down.
It's an Israel Folau story, but I promise it's got a happy ending. Oh, okay All right. Okay, look. Guys, calm down. It's an Israel Folau story,
but I promise it's got a happy ending.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Okay, there you go.
So he's just signed a new contract.
Guys!
So there was quite a lot of discussion
and a lot of rumours that I heard
that a few Aussie rugby league teams
were actually
in the market to put him on their books, especially the Broncos.
Brisbane Broncos.
The Brisbane Broncos is my team and it was actually a big subject
at our Christmas because it was quite divided between my family
where a lot of the family members were like,
if the Broncos sign him, I'm not barracking for the Broncos anymore.
Really?
They would reject their beloved Brisbane Broncos? They were just kind of like, I the Broncos sign him, I'm not barracking for the Broncos anymore. Really? They would reject their beloved Brisbane Broncos?
They were just kind of like, I don't want to support that.
If they signed Israel Folau.
And yeah, so they were very like...
Was that the consensus?
Was that the...
Pretty much.
And I had a thought where I was like, the Brisbane Broncos are too big of a club to
risk that many, I guess, fans.
And the NRL's done too much to try and clean up its bad boy image.
This was their chance to do something where they could just be like,
we don't want to be a part of this.
So they have.
No one in the NRL has signed Israel Folau.
Yep.
There were rumours that he was going to play for Tonga in rugby union.
That's not happened.
He has signed a one-year deal to play for the Catlins,
or the Catalan Dragons.
They are a French side who play in the British rugby league Super League.
Interestingly, this competition is the same comp that Sonny Bill's going to play in.
Is it really?
Yeah, he's playing for the Toronto Wolfpack.
So he's going to be playing against Israel Folau.
So it mustn't be too bad of a league then.
Well, it's an international competition.
It's the biggest rugby league outside of the NRL.
It's the biggest competition.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's Super League.
When the Super League started for the NRL,
that was a bit crap.
I think that's just the brand.
They just call the competition the Super League.
Super League, right.
So it's a one-year deal,
and he's signed a contract.
It's a one-year?
One year.
And he's signed a contract to keep his shitty opinions to himself.
Oh, so they've made him sign a contract for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They said come and play and just shut up.
I mean, he signed a contract with the Wallabies
and that didn't stop him, did it?
Yeah.
So the Catalan's Dragons tweet this morning,
they said Israel Folau is a dragon, which I They said, Israel Folau ist un dragon,
which I think means Izzy Folau is a dragon,
announcing that they'd signed him.
Within 19 minutes,
the Wigan Warriors,
which are another rugby league team
in the same competition,
tweeted,
Wigan Warriors can now confirm
that their round six game
against the Dragons
on Sunday the 22nd of March
will now be our pride day as the Warriors look to support
the LGBTQ plus community.
Isn't that a great troll?
That is a good troll because it's a nice thing.
That's the way to fight hate with love.
You go, you've got someone who's espousing these opinions
and they are hurtful to people.
So rather than slang him off.
Which I don't agree with that.
Let's make this a fundraiser for the LGBT.
Fight hate with love.
Plus community, right?
That's nice.
Interesting.
Anyway, I think that's all the Super League news we've got today.
Yeah, I mean, there might be some later in the show.
Bree and Clint.
You and I had a chat in the studio the other day And I think, I can't remember what song we were playing
But it had an epic drop in it
Yeah
And when we say that, you know where a song builds and builds and builds
And then it kind of has that, you know, that peak
And then Skrillex goes, drop the bass
Boom, boom, like that
And you and I were talking about
What do you think is the best drop in a song of all time?
Yeah, it's the bit you hold out for and everyone knows it's coming.
And at a festival, it's even better because you can sync up with everybody around you
and you're like, when it hits, we are going for it.
And it's like that moment that you're all sharing together
and then someone goes too early and then it's hilarious.
Yeah.
You know, those type of moments.
So we thought we'd talk about that today
and get your guys' input on what your favourite drop is in a song.
Try and find the best drop of all time.
Let's try and find the best one.
We're going to throw a few out there and see if people agree.
But we're not saying these are the best,
but we're just throwing a few out there, working through the idea.
I mean, you can't go past a bit of Sandstorm.
It builds.
It's iconic.
We're all waiting.
You know it's coming.
And then everyone in unison is just pumping
their fists.
Yeah, we had this in our DJ set.
Sandstorm is absolutely a contender for best drop of all time.
I agree.
It goes off every time without fail.
Another song we did have in our DJ set, which I think,
and producer Ellie said deserves a mention,
and you don't realise how big the build-up is in this song,
but it's a song that's quite recent.
It's by Fisher, Losing It.
So we're building.
This is an easy one to miss as well.
You're still building.
Building, building.
I'm going to go now.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
I'm losing it.
Gets you going.
See, it's real easy to miss it though.
It is quite easy to miss it.
Don't want to go too early, don't want to go too late.
But I feel like lately that song needs a mention.
It's definitely been in there.
Okay, what else you got?
Also something that has been recent that I think probably deserves a mention and because of the type of drop that is in this song,
it incorporates some words into the song and it's a little bit uh of a different drop sure i'm just gonna
play it uh the song got released last year and it's by medusa part of the building.
Still building.
And then it hits.
Another real easy one to muck up that one.
But it is very good.
Cool.
Okay, you got any more?
You got another one?
And then the last song I just wanted to throw in there is a song we actually still play on ZM.
And you and I have actually had a bit of fun in the studio with this song before.
It's a bit of a classic.
Let's go.
Asha, let's go. And by Usher, I mean Neo and Calvin Harris.
I haven't run mine past you, but can I chuck in a contender for drop of all time?
Yeah, chuck one in.
Now, this is one that whenever it comes on, everybody knows exactly what to do.
Yes.
And when it hits, everybody hits the dance floor
and does the exact same thing.
Okay, I'm ready.
It's iconic.
You can't go past the Proclaimers.
You know, when it hits, everyone just starts walking
and they all know what to do.
You can't go past this.
I know it's what to do. You can't go past this.
I know it's left to centre.
I know it's not an EDM drop.
Well.
But that's what you call an analogue drop. I was going to throw in there Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.
Do you remember the drop in that?
Nah.
Where it goes T-G-I-F.
T-G-I-F.
I thought that was more of a bridge
Oh maybe
What about this?
Someone on the text machine has already suggested this
We could go on for ages or we could take your suggestions
We want your suggestions now
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Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
That is not a contender for best drop of all time.
It's new Selena Gomez and Rhea.
It's not the vibe we're looking for. It's not the vibe.
It's a different kind of vibe.
You know when we say the best drop in a song of all time,
you know what we're talking about.
We're talking about something like this.
And it builds to this bit.
That's a drop.
But you know that.
You know what a drop is.
You've been to R&B. You know the deal. You know what a drop is. You've been to RMV.
You know the deal.
You know what we're talking about.
It brings people together in a crowd.
Yeah.
Some really good suggestions coming through on the text machine.
Another person said, what about Dizzy Rascal Bonkers?
Bonkers.
I caught it.
It's hectic.
Hectic.
People hadn't heard anything like this when it came out.
No.
People were like, what is this?
What is going on?
What are you doing?
Why do I love this so much?
Someone else on the text machine suggested, I'm an albatross.
This gets a crowd going.
I know it's weird.
Reluctantly, I have to agree with you.
It's quite good.
Also, we've got to go with this iconic one that someone suggested
for a pop song.
Huge.
Huge.
Huge drop.
You don't even remember it has this big of a drop,
but we found love.
Massive. Mahoosive.
Calvin Harris and Rihanna both at the peak of their powers. That's probably, I nearly
think, one of my favourites. It could
be the best of them all time, but let's go around and figure out some other suggestions people have got. Let's talk to Joseph nearly think, one of my favourites. It could be the best of them all time, but
let's go around and
figure out some other
suggestions people have
got.
Let's talk to Joseph.
Hey, Joseph.
Hi, Joe.
Hey.
What are you putting
in the ring?
What are you putting
in the mix?
Well, can I put two
containers in if
possible?
All right, let's hear
them.
So the first, do you
want to kick it old
school?
Now You're Gone by
Bass Hunter.
Oh, what a tune.
More of a trance drop, but yep.
And we've actually had this song, Joe,
played in our segment Birthday Banger at 5.30 a few times.
It goes off.
What else have you got?
Good old Avicii, Levels.
Oh, yes.
I got goosies for that one Joe
Avicii changed the game
When it came to drops
100%
It was revolutionary
Because it sounded like nothing before
And he sort of
Not so much in this song
But he fused country music
Into it a little bit as well
Which was amazing
Okay Joseph
Those are great suggestions
Love those Joe
Thank you
Diana's here
Hey Diana
Hi Diana Hey there Hey guys, Diana. Hi, Diana.
Hey there.
Hey, guys.
What are you putting up, Diana?
I think I've got the best one, Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, it's cool.
We're referring, Diana, we're referring to these as analogue drops because they're not your dance music ones.
These are manual drops.
You're rich, you did.
You've got to sync up five men in the band to make these drops come off.
But yeah, Bohemian Rhapsody, absolutely a contender.
It always goes off, doesn't it, Diana, at weddings or parties.
It always does.
Yeah.
Okay, you wait there.
Let's talk to Deja.
Yes, that's correct.
Hi, Deja.
What's the best drop of all time?
So I definitely think the song by Martin Garrix, Animals.
Oh, yeah, I know this song.
Yes!
I just want to go out and drink!
His music doesn't sound like this anymore.
He now makes songs for the radio, but yeah, this was...
Oh, what a party!
This is huge.
Thanks, Deja.
What else have we got?
What else goes on the list?
A few people on the text machine suggested Lorde Tennis Court.
It's the Yeah
Yeah
Flumed is a very good
Remix of this song
Yeah I bet
Someone also said
Iconic
Turn down for what
DJ Snake.
That was the music video.
When they hit the drop, remember they'd fall through the floor?
That's right.
Yeah.
That one's massive.
And then this was a rather interesting suggestion on the text machine.
Someone said, what about for the best drop of all time, the YMCA.
I think we've found it.
I think it might be this.
I think we might have found the best drop of all time. It gets everyone in unison doing the same thing.
Everyone knows the dance moves.
It builds.
If we ever bring back the Hot Mess Express, this is in. This knows the dance moves. It builds. If we ever bring back
the Hot Mess Express,
this is in.
This has to be in.
This is in our DJ set.
Shotgun being
the construction worker.
Yeah, Shotgun not being
the American Indian.
I don't think that's
very woke anymore.
No, you could be the guy
that wears all the leather.
Oh, I want to be the cop.
Yeah, the arseless chaps cop. Bree and Clint. The conversations you can be the guy that wears all the leather. Oh, I want to be the cop. Yeah, the arseless chap's cop.
Bree and Clint.
Conversations you've had
between you and I, Clint, are about
different types of cars and you want
to get a new car and you think that
if you get an Audi, you'll be
fancy. Okay, these are
private conversations.
I opened up to you. You said
to me, you're like, I really want to get an Audi station wagon,
the really one with the big engine and drive it to work
so everyone thinks I'm really cool.
No, that's not what I said.
That's not what I said.
I believe they would like, that was exact word for word.
No, that's not what it is.
I said in a dream world, I'd have that car.
But I used you as a sounding board and I said,
do you think people would think I was a wanker?
No, you said, to be honest,
I just want it to drive to work so that people can see me driving it.
But because I've got a car park up the road,
it doesn't really work, does it?
Not exactly how the conversation went.
I believe it was pretty close.
Can I say for the record, by the way,
you're making me sound like a real tosser.
I drive a Honda Civic, okay?
But you want to be driving.
Dreams are free.
Dreams are free. And in my dreams,
yeah, I've got a brand new Audi Stations.
That's when you want to be rolling around in.
Well, there's a study
that's been done because everyone
has their dream car and obviously people
think different things depending on what
car you drive, right? 100%. Yeah. Like, it's like
you. You think if you have an Audi,
people will think you're pretty cool.
That's not why I want it.
Yes, it is.
It's not why I want it.
Okay, why do you want it then?
Because it's nice.
It's nice.
It's fast.
It's nice inside.
My father-in-law's got one and God, it's a nice car.
It's just...
And you want it because it's nice because other people will think it's nice.
I think deep down, if we're all being honest, cars are a status symbol, right?
And at the heart of it, you don't want to drive an ugly car because people will think you're lame.
And if you can't be honest about that, then you can't be honest.
Mate, I wasn't disagreeing with you.
I was just saying we're having an honest conversation.
Some people don't care, like Ellie.
Some people don't care what they drive.
She might love her 1989 Toyota Corolla that her nan gave her.
It's quite swanky and that champagne shimmering in the light.
I've said to Ellie, she's in the same situation as me.
You're driving a sensible car, girl, and you keep going, okay?
That's the financial decision that you should be sticking to right now.
Thank you, hon.
Same reason why I've got a Honda Civic.
Don't put her Toyota Corolla down.
I love the Toyota Corolla.
She works in radio.
She doesn't have a radio.
Guys, I've got a study here that actually talks about what other people,
and to be honest, what it really means depending on what type of car you drive.
Okay.
I find it quite interesting.
You might too, Clint. A study done by Van
Monster found that
the owners of a certain
type of automobile
are the least competent,
considerate and honest.
Least honest? Yeah.
The least honest. Of those. Okay.
On the road and
that is not just on the
road, that's in general.
Right.
And that type of car, surveyed by 2,000 drivers,
revealed that it's Audi drivers.
Right.
This isn't a burn on me.
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
I don't.
I get it, okay?
I get it.
I get it. Yeah, but do you want
one? Yeah, more than you know.
See you in a sec.
So you might remember a couple of days
ago, we called a man by the name of
Chris, who's currently in the process
of closing down New Zealand's
last blockbuster video store.
Lovely human being, and obviously
you know, we wanted to be a part of
something so nostalgic.
It's the last one.
He reckons it's the last real blockbuster in the world.
In the world, yeah.
So to confirm that, he's back on the show with us all the way from Dargaville.
Good afternoon, Chris.
Hello, Chris.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
So for those who missed it, you maintain that you are closing down the world's last real blockbuster store this Friday.
This Friday.
We're the last real blockbuster store, working blockbuster store.
The other one's a museum.
Chris, you know that this is going to be a day that will go down in history forever.
Oh, it's going to be one of the saddest days I've ever had, mate.
It's going to be so horrible, and that's why we thought we want to be a part of it.
Right, Clint?
Yeah.
You guys want to be a part of it.
Of course. We want to be there for you. We want to be a part of it, right Clint? Yeah. You guys want to be a part of it. Of course, we want to be there for you.
We want to be a part of history.
We want to give you a shoulder to cry on
and we would love...
Some free DVDs as well.
Some free DVDs, yeah.
I'm looking for...
Free DVDs, yeah.
We can do it.
We'll set something up for you.
I'm looking for Die Hard 2.
But we would love to broadcast the Bree and Clint show
live from the closing of the last blockbuster
in the world this Friday.
What do you think?
Awesome.
Awesome.
All I can say is awesome to it.
That's fantastic.
Not only do we get to help out a great person, which is you, Chris,
who obviously hopefully we can sell a few more DVDs because they're going
for very low prices.
Very low prices.
Very low prices.
Very, very low prices.
And we can also be a part of history
with you, Chris. Oh, thank you
very much. So if we come down,
we'll set up some camp chairs
out the front there, and maybe we can
buy some of
the DVDs off you, and we can give them away
on the show. Yeah, that's not bad.
It's not bad. We can do that.
Okay, Chris, you leave
some of the planning to us.
Just expect us from 3 p.m. We're going to be live at your Blockbuster store in Dargaville
for your last ever day, okay?
Whoa, thank you very much.
Actually, just an important question.
What time were you planning on closing the store this Friday?
I closed the doors at 7 o'clock that night,
and that'll be the last time.
That's the time our show finishes.
That's when we close the doors too.
It's all lighting up, Chris.
This might go so well, Chris, you might not have to close.
I won't have any movies to rent.
Yeah, true.
He's getting rid of them all.
So, yeah, if you want some cheap DVDs, some snags,
some popcorn if we can organise it.
It's a short two-and-a-half-hour drive from Auckland.
We'll see you in Dargaville at the Blockbuster this Friday.
Thanks, Chris.
Bye, Chris.
Thank you.
See you.
Bye.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Nickname Origins.
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
Nickname Origins.
This is our new game where we try and guess where your nickname came from.
Pretty much, we want to know the origin of your nickname
and the best story attached to the nickname
will win fuel thanks to mobile.
Hi Savannah. Hello.
Savannah, first tell
us what the nickname is.
Skanky Buns.
Wait, Skanky Buns.
Skanky Buns or Skanky Bum?
No, Skanky Buns.
Like buns, like where you put your bread
in. Yeah, like buns.
Let's talk through this.
Hang on, who puts bread in a bun?
Don't ignore me.
What?
It's a sausage.
Are we thinking maybe it's actual physical bread buns?
Or is it maybe talking about the bottom?
Or hair buns?
Or could be a hair bun.
Maybe she has really messy hair.
Maybe she does her hair like Sailor Moon.
I reckon she's got those cut off jean shorts where a third of your bum cheek hangs out the bottom.
Skanky buns.
Yeah, should we go with that?
Okay, let's go with that.
Hey Savannah, are you called skanky buns because your bum cheeks hang out the bottom of your shorts?
No.
Were we close?
No.
What is it?
Why do they call you Skanky Buns?
Because me and my cousins decided to play last card torture.
And I lost, and the torture was that you get a home,
like, home done tattoo.
Yeah.
And I had to pick between, crack or skanky buns.
You're joking me.
No.
Where did you get it?
Please on the butt cheek.
On my ankle.
On your ankle.
Oh, on the ankle.
You have a homemade tattoo of skanky buns on your body.
Yes.
That is brilliant.
Savannah, you are a front-runner to win Best Origin.
I like it. Wait there. Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Yes. That is brilliant. You are a front runner to win Beast Origin.
I like it.
Wait there.
Leanne.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi.
Okay, tell us.
That is wild, right, Leanne?
Yeah, that was wild.
Not what I thought
was going to be the story.
What's your nickname?
Nickers.
Nickers.
Nickers.
Nickers.
Okay, do you reckon
maybe she got dacked?
Is that what you guys
call it in New Zealand?
Downtrout.
At school one time and everyone saw her knickers? Yeah, or she went up on stage and she tri dacked. Is that what you guys call it in New Zealand? Downtrout. Downtrout at school one time and everyone saw her knickers.
Yeah, or she went up on stage and she tripped over and everyone saw her knickers.
Saw her knickers.
Or maybe she came out of the bathroom, tucked, skirt.
Should we agree that everyone saw her knickers?
Something like that.
Leanne, is your nickname knickers because one time everybody saw your knickers?
Well, technically, but you're a wee way away from the actual origin.
But tell us.
When I was probably about two, I had these fancy knickers over nappies,
and they had lace and ribbon on them,
and I used to lift up my dress around town and show random people my underwear,
so my brother called me knickers.
Knickers.
We were in the ballpark. Pretty close, Leanne.
Leanne, you've got to give it to us because that's as close as we've come. Yeah, it was pretty close. Okay, wait there me knickers. Knickers. We were in the ballpark. Pretty close, Leanne. Leanne, you've got to give it to us because that's as close as we've come.
Yeah, it's pretty close.
Okay, wait there, knickers.
One more.
Oh, poor knickers.
Loretta.
Hey, Loretta.
Hi.
Loretta, what's the nickname?
Pooh Bear.
Pooh Bear?
Pooh Bear.
Pooh Bear.
I reckon.
She has a big fat puku and doesn't wear any pants.
Don't say that. Loretta's got a big fat puku and doesn't wear any pants? Don't say that.
Loretta's got a big fat puku.
I can't see her.
Don't say that about a lady.
Oh, it's cute.
I reckon it's because she does big number twos.
Like a bear?
Like, yeah, like there's a bear shit in the woods.
Loretta does.
Does Loretta block up the toilet?
Loretta does.
What else could it be?
She loves honey?
She loves honey? Maybe she... Ohoh Bear. Pooh Bear. She loves honey.
Maybe she, oh, she could love honey.
Honey sandwiches.
Maybe she really just loved the cartoon.
No, wait.
What was Pooh Bear like?
He had no pants on.
He had no pants.
And he also was kind of sad sometimes.
No, that's Eeyore.
Oh, that's Eeyore.
He was relentlessly positive.
He was quite happy, yeah.
Loretta.
Oh, go with that.
The pants?
That she's relentlessly positive. Yes, that one. Loretta, are you called Pooh Bear because you're relentlessly positive. He was quite happy, yeah. Oh, go with that. The pants?
Relentlessly positive.
Yes, that one.
Loretta, are you called poo beer because you're relentlessly positive?
No.
Oh, what is it?
When mum used to put me down for a nap when I was like 11 months old and going upwards a little bit,
they always knew I was awake because they put their nose to the door
and they could smell poo
because I used to take
my nappies off and smear them all over
the walls and the crib. Technically, you
and I were both right.
I said she does big number twos
and you said she used to take her pants off.
Loretta, that's disgusting.
Do you still
do that? Let's hope not.
Well, Loretta's awake.
I'll go and get her up for work.
That is an incredible nickname origin, that story.
To be honest, those three were the best we've had.
I don't think we can go past Skanky Buns.
Skanky Buns needs to take it out.
Skanky Buns, your nickname origin story has won you some free mobile fuel.
Congratulations.
Oh, please.
Only if you get the tattoo of our show on your bum.
I had a pretty eye-opening conversation over the weekend
with a couple of my friends who are in a relationship together.
Okay.
So it's a couple.
Yeah.
And I was chatting to them.
About becoming a third?
No.
That was two weekends couple. Yeah. And I was chatting to them. About becoming a third? No. That was two weekends ago.
No.
So we were talking about, but funny you say that,
we were actually talking about indoor gardening.
Ah, okay.
That you do with your partner inside usually, maybe not.
So you might be new to the show this year if you are.
Welcome.
Indoor gardening is-
I think people would probably even get the gist.
I'm just going to say this very clearly.
Indoor gardening is not, it's not a code name, okay?
Yeah.
We're definitely not talking about something else
that two adults do in the privacy of their own home.
But you can only indoor garden, well, you can't.
You can indoor garden with multiple people.
You can indoor garden by yourself.
But usually it takes place with one other person.
As a couple, as a throuple.
Yeah.
So we've covered that.
Anyway, so I was talking to them.
They're a couple.
We're talking about some indoor gardening.
Don't know why.
It's because it's quite, you know, personal.
It's a bit weird dynamic for those two and you.
To be talking.
No, there was more people there.
Oh, right.
There was quite a few of us.
They just didn't come to you for gardening advice.
No, they didn't just tell me this one secret.
Bree, thank God you're here.
We've called you here today.
I was like, well, I am the expert.
Tell me your problems.
No, it was in a group situation and in passing,
one of them mentioned that they were like, oh, look at the time.
It's Sunday.
We better get home because we've scheduled in that indoor gardening.
Oh, they're blocking out time for it.
And I said, what?
They go, yeah, every Sunday at a certain time,
or they say the time can vary, but every Sunday.
That's their chance to.
Is a chance to indoor garden.
Pull some weeds.
Yeah, pull some weeds, trim some hedges.
Yeah, get to the.
Get to the potting mix.
Right, okay, I've got a couple of questions. Yes. Are they trying to the potting mix. Right, okay,
I've got a couple of questions. Yes. Are they
trying for a child? No.
Right. And I
said, wait, I was like, so how long
has Sundays been
the day to indoor garden?
And they said, oh, it's been for pretty
much our whole relationship. Sunday's a great day
for it. Sunday is a good day. Sunday
afternoon. Great way to cap off the weekend.
The sun is coming down.
Perfect time to indoor garden.
All right.
Some of us aren't as wild as you doing it while there's still daylight.
But, you know, it sets you up for the week kind of thing.
It does.
Puts you in a good mood.
Also, it's kind of like, cool, we've got that out of the way.
Now we can just go about our lives for the rest of the week
and see you next Sunday.
Well, I kind of, my first reaction was like, that's so weird.
And then I kind of thought about it and I was like,
that could probably really work for some people
because it takes the pressure of the whole,
when is it going to happen?
When are we going to do it?
It's been three months.
You know, kind of thing.
So it just takes that pressure off.
Both of you know, it's in the schedule. It's on the calendar. Yeah, and it's non-negotiable kind of thing so it just takes that pressure off both of you know
it's in the schedule
it's on the calendar
and it's non-negotiable
don't book anything else in
well obviously it's negotiable
if you really don't want to do it
you don't want to do it
well exactly
yeah let's talk about consent
let's just assume
that everybody in the
everyone's happy
calendar invite has clicked yes
yes exactly right
there are lots of
like it's very rigid
and it's not that romantic it's not that romantic.
It's not super romantic.
Or maybe it is because you've made time for each other.
Like, you've gone, you've gone, you are important to me.
And I'm going to make, you know, that our garden is important to me.
We need to, you know, grow these bushes and these daffodils.
These flowers are not going to tend themselves.
No.
This bush needs fertilising. Exactly.
So maybe it is
romantic. I don't mind it. Like when
I actually sat there and thought about it
and then I guess, you know, that's
the scheduled in time. I'm sending my wife a calendar
invite right now.
Do it. She'll freak out. She'll be like, ah,
no. She'll go, and what's indoor gardening?
Which I think the best
people that this could work for,
scheduling indoor gardening, is people with kids.
Ah.
Because, I mean, I don't know because I don't have kids,
but you have a kid.
I have a kid.
And I feel like, you know, maybe this could work quite well.
Everything else in our life is scheduled down to the minute these days.
So why not that?
It has to be.
The only way you're going to survive is if you run a very, very strict schedule. Toit. Yeah, toit schedule.
So I can see that it would have advantages. But I want to know from people out there on 0800
dial ZM, I want to hear what it's like. Do you do this in your relationship? Does it work? What are
the pros? What are the cons?
I want to hear from their experience.
Do you schedule your private, personal,
indoor gardening time with your partner?
Exactly.
Is it in the diary?
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Bree and Clint.
Having a conversation that I chatted to a couple of my mates about on the weekend who are in a couple and they brought up the topic
that they schedule in indoor gardening for Sundays.
Every Sunday it's a priority for them.
Indoor gardening being indoor gardening.
Fun time.
Yeah.
Which at first I was kind of like that's really strange and not romantic
and then you and I have been chatting and I thought about it quite a lot more and I was kind of like, that's really strange and not romantic. And then you and I have been chatting and I thought about it quite a lot more
and I was kind of like, it's actually like I think something
that can probably work for a lot of people in their relationships.
We think that it could actually be quite romantic.
Yeah.
Because what you're doing is you're allocating time for that person.
Yeah.
If you're both on board, then it's romantic.
If you're the one going, all right, I've set you three calendar invites
for next week and the week after that we're ramping it up to four. it's romantic. If you're the one going, all right, I've set you three calendar invites for next week,
and the week after that, we're ramping it up to four.
Not so romantic, but if you both go, it's getting away on us.
This is the time where we need to spend with each other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it can be quite a nice, cute thing that you kind of, you know, both show up and you're
there at least that one time away.
Hey, unless you can show up prepared, right?
Exactly. You know. You look at your calendar a few days week. Hey, at least you can show up prepared, right? Exactly.
You look at your calendar a few days ahead of time and you go,
okay, I need to get my trowel ready, I need to get my hoe, my gloves.
Might get the lawnmower out and just skim the top few inches off.
Yes, good idea.
So do you do it?
This person wants to remain anonymous.
Hello, welcome to the show.
Hello.
What are your thoughts on this, Anonymous?
Do you and your partner schedule in indoor gardening?
Yeah, so me and my husband, we have it both in our shared Google calendar
on our phone every four nights.
So wait, so...
Once every four nights?
Once every four nights.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
So what happens, Anonymous, if you miss
one?
Then it goes to the next day.
It goes to the next night.
Sometimes if we do it earlier
then I will then
say it's due tomorrow and we do
it tonight. Then I say that
the four days then start to...
Sounds like you run a very tight ship.
Do you recommend it?
That's the most important thing here.
Do you recommend it to people that they put it in the diary?
Well, so my husband just loves gardening.
So he's just, you know.
Don't we all.
We garden every day.
He's got, yeah.
That's kind of why I set it up because I was like,
didn't want to garden every day.
Fair enough.
Because he's got a really green thumb, would you say?
Yeah, so then we've got, you know,
I know I've got three days where I don't get nagged.
Right, right.
So this is really interesting.
So for you, for him it's so that it does happen
and for you it's so that it doesn't happen too often.
Yeah.
But he knows it's coming, you know.
He knows I'm there.
I feel like every woman could relate to you in some way
when you just said, you know,
then I know I've got three nights where he'll relax.
Get him off my back, literally.
This person also wants to remain anonymous, which is fine.
If you ever call our show and you want to be anonymous,
we can do that. We can change your name. Sometimes we struggle to say the word, which is fine. If you ever call our show and you want to be anonymous, we can do that.
We can change your name.
Sometimes we struggle to say the word, but we can always make you anonymous.
Anonymous.
So anonymous number two.
Hello.
Hi, how are you doing?
What are your thoughts on this anonymous?
My partner and I have two dates or two days of the week cancelled in
so that we can provide some flexibility and spontaneous indoor gardening.
If it doesn't happen the first night,
we always make the second night a priority.
We've been together for so long that it's,
we don't need a Google calendar anymore
to tell us what nights indoor gardening should take place.
I see, I like that.
What are the nights, by the way?
What are the nights?
We like a Wednesday or a Saturday.
And why do you like also tonight, Anonymous?
Possibly, depending on where my partner is.
No, I'm happy for you.
I'm excited.
She did say it was a pencil booking.
Okay.
And I need to ask, why Wednesdays and Saturdays?
Is there any particular reason?
Well, I mean, we've lived together for five years.
We've been together.
We have a dog.
We do the things that we need to do.
So sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
It could be that I'm tired or he's off somewhere doing something.
But they're the most common days.
Yeah, those are the days we're most free.
No, I love it.
I love that.
More a flexible scheduling.
I love how she said, I could be tired or he could be away.
He's never tired in this situation.
He could have just done a 48-hour shift and he's like, I'm good.
You know, I think that reflects a lot of men's attitude towards it, yeah.
Jayden, you're the last person on this topic, which has been fascinating.
Do you schedule
your indoor gardening with your
partner?
Yeah, I used to work in quite a busy
work environment, so I
didn't have much time, nor
did I have the drive to actually
want to
garden.
So we actually got to the point
where we'd schedule it in, soft schedule
it to every Sunday night at my last job because that's most likely free. But because before
that, we'd go months. We're wanting to garden every week. And I've got no drive, no want, no need
to the point where we even went to Bunnings.
You went to Bunnings, yes, to see if there was something you could...
Yes, you went to Bunnings to talk to someone in the gardening section.
To check on the root health.
Check on the trowel and make sure everything was working properly.
So we've got to wrap this up.
So just, Jaden, has it worked for you guys?
Would you recommend it to people?
Is putting it in the calendar...
Taking the pressure off of it and just making it a thing
where you're both committing to each other to make that time,
has that helped?
Yeah, 100%.
Before that, we tried to be spontaneous.
It didn't work.
But when we started to schedule things,
we've been a lot happier with it,
and it's really helped our relationship.
I love that, Jade.
And thanks for calling through
because that might really help someone listening right now.
And thanks for being honest with us too.
It takes a brave person to call up and say,
especially dudes with all the pressure of,
you've got to be the one who gets out there and wants it,
for them to go, I just didn't have the drive going on.
Exactly, and I really appreciate people like that. I just want to read out this one one who gets out there and wants it, for him to go, I just didn't have the drive going on. Exactly, and I really appreciate
people like that. I just want to read out this one
text. Someone texted through and they said,
indoor gardening,
it's scheduled into my calendar
every night. Most nights,
the wife declines.
Your invitation
has not been accepted.
It's been declined.
Really good chat about gardening, everybody.
Yeah, thanks for the input on that, guys.
We're big on gardening.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, this is where we figure out
what was the number one song on your guys' 16th birthday.
Atlanta's here.
Kia ora, Atlanta.
Hi, Atlanta.
Hi, how are you? Very cool name, can I say. Oh, thank you, thank you. I like that. What'sth birthday. Atlanta's here. Kia ora, Atlanta. Hi, Atlanta. Hi, how are you?
Very cool name, can I say.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I like that.
What's your birthday, Atlanta?
2nd of the 3rd, 1995.
All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 2nd of March,
and back in 2011, this went to number one.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you.
I wish nothing but... Would have been so good if it was someone from Atlanta,
like Outkast or something.
Pretty great song.
That's cool too.
Yeah, you get Adele, Someone Like You.
Are you happy with that as a birthday banger?
I love Adele.
She's amazing.
I feel like it's a little bit sad for a banger.
Yeah.
But a huge song, like, also.
Oh, definitely a huge song.
Yeah, I'm happy.
Okay, sweet, good.
Let's get another one on.
Bobby's here.
Hey, Bobby.
Hi, Bobby.
Hi.
Bobby, what's your birthday?
7th of May, 1971.
All right, you were 16 in 1987 on the 7th of May,
and back in the 80s, this topped the chart.
Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over. And back in the 80s, this topped the chart.
One of the greatest Kiwi songs of all time.
It's pretty classic.
You love it, Bobby?
I love it.
Wait.
Wait a minute.
Yeah?
Why are you smiling when you say that at me?
Because I was just wondering if you would argue with me that this was a Kiwi song.
No, I'm not going to say anything because I'm not sure.
Crowded House.
Yeah, it's a Kiwi band.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
It's just some people in Australia have tried to say
that Crowded House is an Australian band.
Oh, no.
Because they had big success over there.
Same with Evermore, Kiwi band.
Yeah, although Evermore said they're an Australian band.
Which, I mean, that's, you know, they're messed up.
Lamington's, however, Australian.
Yeah, okay, you proved that last week.
Bobby, great birthday banger.
Let's get one more from James.
Hey, James.
Hi, James.
How are you?
What's your birthday, James?
I'm also in May.
I'm the 6th of May, though, 1986.
Perfect.
You were 16 in 2002 on the 6th of May.
And James, this is your birthday banger.
Winner.
Winner.
Is that it?
You listened?
It's not only one of the best pink songs,
it's one of the least burnt pink songs.
I think so too. It's one of the least burnt pink songs. I think so too.
Like it's one of the ones
that hasn't been played.
It was so early for her.
Yeah.
James, you don't like it.
I heard you give a,
you reckon?
You reckon?
Oh, just Crowded House is just.
Oh, you love Crowded House.
Okay, well, we can go to a vote.
I love the Crowded House song too.
I do love it.
And the only reason.
It just doesn't feel like
the right vibes for the moment.
It's just a little bit slow
and I feel like we need a bit of a, you know, pick me up.
If it was always take the weather with you.
I like that, James.
Yeah.
I'm going to vote pink, Bree.
Pink.
I'm voting pink.
James, do you want to vote?
Yeah, go pink.
Okay, sweet.
He's a winner.
He's a winner today.
He'll take the win.
The birthday banger goes to Bobby.
Congratulations, Bobby.
Bye.
Never win first place.
I don't support the team.
I can't take direction and my socks are never clean.
Teachers dated me.
My parents hated me.
I was always in a fight because I can't do nothing right.
Every day I fight a war against a mirror.
I can't take the person staring back at me.
I'm a hazard to myself.
Don't let me get me.
I'm my own worst enemy.
It's bad when you ignore yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else
Yeah
L.A. told me you'll be a pop star
All you have to change is everything you are
Sign of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me
Doctor, doctor, won't you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else
Cause I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me, no
I'm your worst enemy
Is that what you would know yourself?
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Yeah
Don't let me get beat
Don't let me
I'm your worst enemy
It's bad when you ignore yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be
my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Doctor, doctor, won't you
please prescribe me something
A day in the life
of someone else
Don't let me get me I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get beat
I'm your worst enemy
It's better when you ignore yourself
Yourself
So irritating
So irritating
I don't wanna be my own
I don't wanna be somebody else
Don't let me get me
I'm your worst enemy
It's better when you ignore yourself Zedian Brinkland Don't let me get me Don't let me get me
Zed and Brie and Clint.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger for James.
Someone on the text machine said,
Awesome choice.
I forgot about this song.
Pink, so bloody good live.
That was a great Birthday Banger.
Yes.
I just feel bad because I gave it to Bobby at the end there,
but it was clearly James.
We were just talking to James.
Literally, yeah.
No, you've done that a couple of times lately.
You get wrapped up in the excitement of it all. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that's
what it is. I get carried away.
Hey, I went to a wedding over the weekend. Some good friends of mine got married. Beautiful
day, beautiful ceremony, beautiful bride, beautiful food, beautiful friends.
Say beautiful one more time.
It was, it was beautiful.
Weddings are beautiful and I get overwhelmed with emotion in these situations.
I just feel so good that I'm a part of their forever story.
I just wish I would get invited to one of these days.
You will, you will.
You can't be rejected from your own wedding.
During the speeches, though, one of the bridesmaids revealed an interesting detail about the married couple,
which made me sit up on my chair and go, hang on, that's a bit off. Really?
Did other people in the room have the same kind of reaction?
So at my table, mostly the girlfriends had the same reaction.
The boyfriends were kind of a bit more, well, drunk, right listening but the girls heard it and all the girls at our table went hang on that's
not a thing so they said that this couple who got married friends of mine so wait the bridesmaid gets
up she's giving the speech yep she's given the speech on behalf of the girls and she says these
guys have known each other for so long they're so comfortable with each other they love each other so much
that they don't even have their own sides of the bed okay when it comes time to wait are you saying
that they just sleep on whatever side when it comes time to go to bed, whoever goes to bed first
just picks a side.
Not a thing. And the other one comes in
it's not even competitive. The other one
just comes in and goes,
alright, well, I'm sleeping on this side.
I am shook
to my core. And neither of them
gravitate towards a particular side.
They just, wherever they flop down, that's where they flop down.
Does that, it's not just me, right?
Does that blow your freaking mind?
I am deeply disturbed.
Thank God, because I thought I might bring this up and you'd go,
yeah, that's.
That is not normal.
It's not normal, eh?
Absolutely not.
Wonderful people who I love very much and I'm very happy for.
But you are freaks.
You know what I thought you were going to say?
Because I'm so much the other way on this whole thing.
Is when you said they don't even have their sides of the bed.
I thought you were going to say that they sleep in separate rooms.
Oh, no.
So they could each have the side that they wanted.
You know what?
I feel like that would be less weird. I agree. Thank you. separate rooms. Oh, no. So they could each have the side that they wanted. That's what I thought you were going to say.
I feel like that would be less weird.
I agree.
Just thank you.
Thank you for supporting my position.
I totally agree.
Just a quick round the room.
Let me just do a quick survey.
I don't think we even need to go around the room on this.
Producer Ellie, you live with your partner.
You guys have lived, you and Sam have lived together for a few years now.
You share a bed, I assume.
We do.
What does the concept of not having your own side of the bed do to you?
No, it just makes me feel weird.
That side is my space, you know?
Yeah, the mattress moulds to my buttocks.
Yes, exactly.
You don't have many spaces that just belong to you
once you're in a relationship.
But that is your side.
Everything is shared.
But you know your pillow's on your side next to your bedside table
with your phone charger and your lamp and your book.
Yes, exactly.
And in the drawer is your personal items because that's your side of the bed.
What about you, Producer Ben?
Do you have a side?
Left.
I would never change it.
Because this is what I was going to ask next.
I want to know what's your side.
Left.
I always pick the left side.
You would pick the left.
I don't know left and right.
So wait, so wait.
No, wait. Okay, so are we going to say if you're laying – I'm the left side. You would pick the left. I don't know left and right. So wait, so wait. No, wait.
Okay, so are we going to say if you're laying in the bed,
which side do you want?
I've got a very clear answer for this.
So if you're laying in the bed, then you're on the left.
Yeah, yeah.
For me and Lucy, my partner, doesn't matter left or right.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
There's a system.
She needs to be by the door.
Yeah.
So she's always by the door.
She's on the right side.
And I'm by the wall.
You're the left side.
Yeah.
But if the room is set up different,
if we're staying in a different house,
you could be on the right side.
She could be on a different side,
but she absolutely has a side.
It's the side that's closest to the door.
Absolutely.
Mine's the same as you, Clint.
Like Sam and I will swap
depending on the bedroom set up.
But are you the closest to the door?
In my room, yeah.
Yeah.
What about you?
I'm always the right side.
That's weird.
Like I think about my opinion.
I heard you were more of a starfish.
That too.
A bit like my opinion all over the show.
I saw a tweet today,
which I think could make quite a fun game for us to do.
The tweet reads like this.
It's from a guy called Sully.
Got to credit him, at underscore Sully Music.
And he's tweeted, you get to book a festival using one artist for each letter of the alphabet.
Oh, I like that.
So one artist starting with A, one artist starting with B, one C.
Create the exact festival you want.
If you can think of the artists.
I, yeah, it'd be tough for certain letters.
The issues are going to come when, yeah, there's no artist with that letter.
Like, is there a Z?
Oh, there is a Z.
Yeah, there is.
His name is literally Z.
We've come up with a game.
But there might be multiple for some letters and you can only have one of them.
We've come up with a game this afternoon where you and I, Clint.
Oh, man, that was so tough.
Can we come up with one for Zed?
What about the DJ Zed?
He'd be probably in that category.
You and I, Clint, are going to be a team.
Yeah, we're going to be the festival bookers.
Exactly.
We're going to have a minute on the clock to book our festival.
We have to go our festival. Yeah.
We have to go from A to Z.
Yeah.
And we have to say as many artists or bands or groups in that minute
as we can for each letter.
Okay, let's book the best festival we can.
Producer Ben, you're going to write down all the artists for us
and at the end we'll review what our festival looks like.
Can we get through the whole alphabet?
And just as a rule, is it the first artist that comes out for that letter
or do we have to agree on it?
The first artist that comes out.
Okay, cool.
And that's going to be the festival lineup.
Okay.
Ellie, you're ready?
You run the alphabet?
Yeah, I can.
Three 60-second starts in three, two, one.
A.
Adele.
B.
Bruno Mars.
C.
Kesha.
No.
No, no, no.
Ciara.
Ciara.
D.
D12. E.
Eminem.
F.
Freddie Mercury.
G.
Goo Goo Dolls.
H.
Quick, quick.
Hilltop Hoods.
Yes.
Nice.
I.
Iggy Azalea.
J.
Jamelia.
K.
Ke$ha.
Ke$ha.
L.
Luigi. L. Lubega. Lubea. J. Jamelia. K. Kesha. Kesha. L.
Luigi.
Lubega.
Lubega.
M.
M.
Mariah Carey.
M.
Nelly.
Nelly Furtado.
Oasis is for O.
P.
Pussycat Dolls.
Q.
Q.
Q-tip.
Nice. Regina Spector. Radical. Pussycat Dolls Q Q Q-Tip Nice
R
Regina Spector
Radicals
S
Soundgarden
T
Timon
TP
I had such a good one for X as well
Oh did you?
Xavier Rudd.
Nice.
We did pretty well.
We did pretty well.
So this is who's attending our festival.
Okay, so what did we get?
Okay, on the bill is Adele.
Oh, headliner.
Bruno Mars.
Good.
Ciara.
Yeah, bringing it back, throwing it back.
D12.
Nice.
Featuring Eminem.
I like that.
How good did that work out?
F was Freddie Mercury.
I mean, he's not alive anymore.
No, no.
But imagine if he was.
Amazing.
It'd be great.
G is the Goo Goo Dolls.
Throwback.
Throwing it back.
H, Hilltop Hoods.
I panicked.
I don't like Hilltop Hoods.
I knew you liked them.
I knew you liked them.
I like Hilltop Hoods.
I booked them for you.
Yep.
Nice.
I, same deal, don't like her.
Iggy Azalea, but I booked her for you.
She's got a couple of good songs.
Yep.
Jamelia, superstar, throwing it back. Kesha, that's for you too. I love like her. Iggy Azalea, but I booked her for you. She's got a couple of good songs. Yep. Jamelia, superstar, throwing her back.
Kesha, that's for you too.
I love Kesha.
Lauv, he's got some good songs.
No, see, you went Lauv.
I said something worse than Lauv, and I got it in first,
and you've changed it to Lauv.
What did you say?
You said Luigi.
No, what else did you say?
No, and then you said something else.
Yeah, you've taken the better option, Ben.
You meant to take the first option, not the better option.
Yeah, I couldn't spell it.
I don't want to say it.
Is it Lou Bega? Lou Bega. It was. Mumbo No. 5. You couldn't spell better option, Ben. You meant to take the first option, not the better option. I couldn't spell it. I don't want to say it. Is it Lou Bega?
Lou Bega.
It was.
I wouldn't find Lou Bega.
You couldn't spell it under the pressure.
Tate Lauv off.
Lou Bega is performing.
Lou Bega's in.
Mariah Carey, headliner, if you can still sing.
Nelly.
I believe it was Nelly Furtado.
Oh, no.
I want the other Nelly.
Well, too bad.
Did you say Nelly Furtado?
Yeah, he did.
Again, the spelling I wanted it to be.
Oasis. Epic. Nice. They probably won't everado? Yeah, he did. Again, the spelling, I wanted it to be. Oasis, epic.
Nice.
They probably won't ever sing together again, though.
Pussycat Dolls, fantastic.
Great.
Q-Tip.
Now, he's from Tribe Called Quest.
He's a very good rapper.
You'd like him.
Great.
Now, again, Ben, you've put the better option.
I said the radicals.
You said radicals.
I think you're thinking of new radicals.
New radicals.
And I actually said Regina Spector. You said radicals. I think you're thinking of new radicals. New radicals. And I actually said Regina Spector.
You did.
Can you imagine Regina Spector turns up to this line-up and she goes,
why am I here?
Brianne Clint.
I promised you a feel-good story for your Wednesday.
This might restore your faith in humanity a little bit.
But it's a story out of the UK from Liverpool.
Liverpool.
And it was, I'm such so bad at accents,
I don't know why I just did that.
I think it was all right.
Can you do it?
I just want to see how close I was.
I'm from Liverpool.
I'm from Liverpool.
I'm a Liverpudlian.
Okay, we're being actually.
This is where the Beatles come from.
Okay, we're being disrespectful now.
If you head down there, you can get to Penny Lane.
You're right.
No, it's not Liverpool.
No, that was different.
I've never been to Liverpool, by the way.
I've got no idea what the X in is.
Liverpool Soccer Club.
No, terrible.
I'm going to stop now.
Anyway, this is a really nice story and it's about a guy who was on the internet
and he was looking around for stuff.
He was looking around for a bike to buy, like a mountain bike.
And he found this bike and it was on the internet for 80 pounds,
which I think it's about 100 and something.
Yeah.
100 and something dollars.
Anyway, he knows the type of bike that it was
and he reckons it was worth about $1,700.
Oh, good deal.
So he thought that someone had stolen the bike
because it said on the actual thing that they advertised
that there was a bike lock on it.
Oh, dear giveaway.
And I was like, well, that's a giveaway.
And they were selling it for obviously way less.
Comes attached to street signs.
Yeah, literally.
And they obviously didn't know how much it was worth
and they were selling it for $100 and something.
Anyway, he decides that he's going to purchase the bike.
He bought it for $100 and something bucks.
And then he decides that he's going to find the actual rightful owner
of this bike because he believes it's stolen.
Right.
He doesn't know that for a fact at this point,
but he decides that he's going to put it up on Twitter.
So he puts this bike up on Twitter and he says,
has anyone had their bike stolen?
Just bought this for 80 pounds and it's got a bike lock on it.
He also went on to say, apparently it's from the Crosby area,
bought it so I can get it back to its right owner,
which is really sweet.
Anyway, apparently this post went quite viral
and it got bounced around from person to person
and eventually it ended up in obviously the owner of the bike saw the post
and they got in contact and he said, it is my bike.
I've got the receipt for it and I've got the key for the bike lock.
Oh, perfect.
It's like Cinderella's slipper.
I know, right?
So he rolls over and he goes, here's the bike.
He goes, how much did you pay for this?
He said, I paid 80 pounds.
And the guy said, you know, what happened?
And the guy who had it stolen said his whole house got broken into
and everything got taken.
Stink.
Which is really crap.
And the guy that bought the bike ended up saying to him, he goes,
because the guy offered to pay him for it.
And he goes, nah, mate.
He goes, I bought it so I could give it back to you
and you don't owe me anything.
Whoa.
What a nice story.
Yeah.
What a nice guy.
So, yeah, really feel good story.
Yeah, yep.
You know, because you don't hear about that stuff, you know,
where he's going out of his way as a stranger.
Is it wrong?
And this is maybe a statement on society.
What?
Straight away I went, yeah, but what's in it for him?
Absolutely nothing.
You say nothing's in it for him.
You say nothing's in it for him.
You know what's in it for him?
Yeah.
That feeling of actually doing something really nice for someone else.
I want to believe you.
I want to believe you.
Come on, mate.
Like, does he now know where that guy lives and he's going to break into his house later on?
He goes, I know your house is easier than Rob's.
Who are you?
You're a glass half empty kind of guy today, aren't you?
I've been hurt before.
Obviously.
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