ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 30th 2019
Episode Date: January 30, 2019Whats your favourite ice cream flavour?Dean McCarthy Live from LAHot Mess Express costume ideasPoi E morning alarm viral textWhat is your heatwave hack?Song Pitch – Day2Beat The Bull – Day3Sickie ...HotlineBree was recognised...Kings in the studio - MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT Birthday Banger!Hot chipsIphone bugSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Ben, you good for an intro?
Cutty everybody, welcome to the podcast intro, where I talk about my medical problems.
That's what I've decided we're doing with the intro now.
Because I can share this with our small and intimate podcast family.
I don't feel comfortable sharing it with the whole world, like radio wise.
My stag rash hasn't gone away.
Yeah, it's still prominent on your face.
Did a stag do on the weekend.
Wait.
I think I've got bed bugs. How long
do bed bugs?
Before you Google that, I went
to the chemist and she said she thinks they're flea bites.
Really? Yeah, she said
fleas are really bad at the moment. But like
they're all over my face. I told you to
wear that flea collar
and you said, nah, I'll be right.
I got home and Lucy goes,
ugh, stay away from the cats.
She didn't want me to give the cats, please.
Oh, right.
She was more worried about the cats.
My issue is I, like, normally I just, like, they'll go away, I hope.
And they're not itchy.
I'm not giving myself sores or anything.
The wedding is on Saturday.
Oh, you're going to that wedding.
Yeah, with the wedding that the stag do was for.
Right.
Do they only have a week in between the stag do and the wedding?
Remember we talked about that when we first started on the show.
We said, is this a good idea or not?
That's weird.
Turns out, dumb idea, because the best man now has flea bites all over his face.
I bet that's a stag outcome you never expected to happen.
They're like, oh, one of them will break their leg when they're drunk.
Oh, one of them will get in a fight and punch each other they're drunk. Oh, one of them will get in a fight and
punch each other in the face. Oh, one of them will fall
in love with a stripper and marry her.
No. What are you living your
life as? The hangover? Well, you know,
worst case scenario. No, the worst
case for these guys is one of
the groomsmen has got flea bites on his face.
What will they do? Lucky
for you, apparently he wants
suits and flea collars
as the attire
at the wedding. Trust me,
it's not good for me.
I'm borrowing Lucy's thin Lizzie on the
day of the wedding. Are you? No.
You're going to thin Lizzie it. What else am I
going to do? I can't have these
bites all over my face and their photos
forever. I'm doing it for them. Turn this way?
Yeah, that side's not great.
That side's not great.
No.
Plus, I'm keen for those
thousands of luminous spheres.
I'm keen for my big wedding glow up.
Mate, you're going to look amazing.
Yeah, thank you.
Here's the podcast, everybody.
Zed-Ams!
Zed-Ams!
Let's go, go, go.
Now let me see you dance.
Zed-Ams, Brie and Clint.
Hey, what's happening?
And we're on.
We're good to go.
We've had heaps of time.
How did we not start to work till three o'clock and every day it's like, oh my God, oh my God, I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
Just organising stuff behind the scenes, mate.
How do people start work at 8.30 in the morning?
I don't know.
You know, I got a text yesterday speaking of people who do real
jobs unlike us because we've been talking
about the thing that everyone's been talking about,
the heat wave. Yep. I got
a private message yesterday from someone going,
Clint, can you shut the hell up
about how hot it is for you?
You work inside in air
conditioning. What about farmers
who are baling hay and
working with silage in the sun for 12
hours a day? I just want to say to those people, man, I'm hot on your behalf. Okay. I'm hot for
you. It's very hot. I mean, it's hot for an Aucklander. I'm sure it's very hot where you
are as well. But if I don't say I'm hot on the radio, how are people going to know that you're
hot down there? You know, use me as your mouthpiece. I am your vessel, New Zealand.
And who doesn't love some generic weather chat?
Generic weather chat.
We talk about the weather.
It's what's happening.
You can use it in awkward situations, like in an Uber or elevator.
Or on a tender date that's not going well.
We're generic weather chat.
Next, speaking of heat,
how good would an ice cream be right now?
That's for me.
There is a new ice cream flavour
that is coming that I think you,
Bree the Australian, will love
just as much as me,
Clint the New Zealander. I think we've
found the ice cream to unite our
two countries. I know what it is.
We're going to talk about it and let you know what it is
straight after Mitch James.
This is Old News.
Bree and Clint, ZDM.
Bree and Clint.
How good's an ice cream on a hot day?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What was your favourite
from like the ice cream truck?
Goody, goody gumdrops.
No, oh, from the ice cream,
from Mr. Whippy?
Yeah, Mr. Whippy.
The just soft serve with a flake in it dipped in chocolate.
I feel like there's two people.
Yeah.
It's either that person.
Yeah.
Or the soft serve and sprinkles.
Oh, soft serve and sprinkles.
Oh, it's good.
Do you know at my wedding, we didn't have dessert.
We had a Mr. Whippy truck.
Brilliant.
Yeah.
So it pulled up and my dad goes, um, how much are the ice creams?
I was like, dad, it's free.
It's a wedding. And he goes, free. How the ice creams? I was like, dad, it's free. It's a wedding.
And he goes, free.
How many did your dad have?
Four.
He got his money's worth.
He got in the queue, went to the front, got an ice cream,
took his ice cream to the back of the queue,
ate it whilst in the queue.
When it got to the front, it was gone.
So he got another one.
He repeated the process four times.
You said he missed like the first dance or something.
He missed our first dance because he was in the queue for his third ice cream.
And someone told him too.
Someone said the dance is on.
He goes, I know.
I know.
They're free though.
They're free.
Dead set legend, my dad.
There is a new ice cream flavour in the works that I've said could be enough
to unite our two countries, Bree,
to bridge the gap between New Zealand and Australia once and for all.
I have a feeling as to what it might be.
I'm excited about this.
I think it's a great flavour option.
I don't know if you've picked it, but let's reveal it.
The ice cream flavour that is being worked on at the moment is...
Anzac biscuit flavour.
No, I thought it was something else.
What did you think?
Oh, you thought pavlova?
Yes.
Oh, what a great idea as well.
Pavlova would be good.
Pavlova would be good with bits of kiwi fruit and strawberry in it.
Oh, yum.
If Australians believe the pavlova is Australian,
do they have kiwi fruit on it?
Yeah.
They do?
Yeah.
Isn't that a dead giveaway that it's ours?
Oh, we have kiwi fruit on a lot of things. We probably claim the kiwi fruit on it? Yeah. They do? Yeah. Isn't that a dead giveaway that it's ours? Oh, we have kiwi fruit on a lot of things.
We probably claim the kiwi fruit is ours.
Back to the Anzac ice cream.
Do you want to hear what's in it?
Yeah.
So an Anzac biscuit ice cream starts with granola soaked in milk overnight,
crunchy roast coconut and rolled oats with a golden syrup swirl.
Not a bad option, right?
Not a bad option.
Sounds good.
We wanted to have the conversation this afternoon.
Forgetting that one for a second because it doesn't exist yet.
We think it's going to be good.
We don't really know.
Sounds delicious.
What's the best ice cream flavour?
That's a very simple question for you this afternoon,
but it is going to evoke some tribal emotion from people,
especially with the temperature the way that it is at the moment.
So we're not talking about ice creams.
We're talking about a flavour.
We're talking about a flavour of ice cream.
Strawberry, chocolate, choc chip.
Orange choc chip.
Vanilla.
French vanilla.
Neapolitan.
Raspberry swirl.
Boysenberry.
Cookies and cream.
Rum.
What's the rum one?
Caramel.
Caramel.
What's the rum?
Oh, rum and raisin.
No, get out of here. Get out of here, rum and raisin. Rum. What's the rum one? Caramel. Caramel. What's the... Oh, rum and raisin. No, get out of here.
Get out of here, rum and raisin.
Stop.
My dad loves rum and raisin.
You know what? That is a
baby boomer ice cream. That is
a baby boomer's ice cream right there.
That is the most horrific flavour.
We know what the worst is. Rum and raisin.
Rum and raisin. Oh, 800 dials at M.
What is the best ice cream flavour?
Okay.
Get ready to be passionate.
Yeah, we want passionate people on this.
Yeah.
Ring up and rip your flavour.
What's yours, by the way?
Mint chopped chip.
Rum and raisin.
No!
Free and Clint.
And there is an Anzac biscuit flavoured ice cream coming,
and we could not be more excited.
It is the biscuit to reunify our fractured nations.
Australia and New Zealand can bond over an Anzac ice cream, can't we?
Yeah, we can get together on that.
We want to know this afternoon, what is the best ice cream flavour?
Which we were corrected because we were talking about
how good would a pavlova flavour be?
And there's a lot of text being like, that already exists.
Yeah, apparently our mates at Tip Top already do a kiwi fruit pavlova ice cream.
Which I'd be keen to try that.
Which Tip Top haven't tasted, quite keen to try that one.
Tip Top, if you're listening.
I mean, just if you're not doing anything.
Send a gallon.
It's a hot day.
What is the best ice cream flavour, Zach?
The one I'm looking at is probably that Kiwi Fruit Pappova one.
Oh, you like that one?
So it's good.
Yeah.
It's not an original one.
I'm probably going to get sick of it.
But just before Christmas it came out and it's probably 100% the best I've ever had.
You're running a risky favourite ice cream because that could be a special one.
That could be taken away at any time.
Yeah, like I said, it wasn't an original, but I'm rocking it.
I'm loving it.
Yeah, okay.
We can take that.
We've got to try it.
I love that on the text machine someone's called you out
for even just naming orange chocolate.
Get out of here, Clint, with your orange chocolate.
Orange chocolate chip.
Ugh!
No, no, no.
That's in the same category as rum and bloody raisin.
No, it is not in the same category as rum and raisin.
Yes, it is. Yuck!
Now, going off...
Why mess up chocolate with orange?
Going off name, I think we might have a rum and raisin fan here.
Hello, Lynette.
Hello, how are you?
Very good, very good.
What's your favourite?
My favourite is cookies and cream.
Oh.
But I've tried that Pavlova one as well.
If you're down in Christchurch at all,
the Darfield Dairy makes the biggest ice creams,
and they've got the kiwi fruit and pavlova ice cream here.
Okay, what's your opinion on rum and raisin?
I actually like it.
Oh, Lynette, get out of here, Lynette.
Ew.
Ew, Lynette.
Well, then again, I'm a rum drinker, so...
Yeah, there you go.
She just likes the rum part.
Yeah, Lynette, now I can get on board.
Hello, Jaylyn.
How are you?
Hi, Jaylyn.
Hi.
What's your favourite ice cream flavour?
It'll have to be the Paddle Pop Rainbow flavoured ice cream.
Ooh, are we accepting ice creams on a stick?
No.
Ooh.
What?
No, I don't think we are, Jalyn.
Hang on.
Can you get Paddle Pop Rainbow in a tub?
No.
Nah.
Controversial, Jalyn.
Controversial.
Did you want to default to something else?
My next option was going to say Choco Bar,
but that's on a stick too.
That's on a stick too?
It's our fault we didn't stipulate the rules before we did this.
Michelle, what is the best ice cream flavour in the world?
Oh, it's definitely got to be rum and raisin.
Get out of here, Michelle.
Michelle.
Stop hijacking.
Michelle, what happened to you as a child?
I'm not too sure.
Michelle, are you all right?
Yep.
Are you all right?
Michelle.
No, Bree's right.
No, Michelle.
Michelle, are you all right?
Yep.
Good.
Great.
No, good for Michelle.
At least there's plenty of rum and raisins there.
No one's ever going to take it all before she gets there.
Sharnika, what is the best ice cream flavour in the whole world?
Well, I was actually going to say tableau,
but I've changed my mind to Gold Rush.
Oh!
Wait.
I forgot all about Gold Rush.
Gold Rush is basically Crunchy Bar ice cream, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's got a little bit, and then it's just like a real good caramel, like...
What is this BS?
We never got this in Aussie.
Oh, you've got to have one.
So you can get them, you know crunchy bars?
Do you have crunchy bars?
Yeah.
So you can get them, they're shaped like a crunchy bar,
and then it's like a log of ice cream covered in crunchy bar chocolate.
That sounds like a unicorn ice cream.
Yeah.
Shanika, you've come right out of left field there,
and we really, really appreciate it.
I'm still worried about Michelle, though.
Is Michelle right?
Is she all right?
We'll go to one more.
And now, Alex, you're not a Kiwi.
You're not an Australian.
You're from the United States of America, right?
Yes, absolutely.
I think you guys have barely scratched the potential of ice cream.
Okay.
My favorite flavor of ice cream is a peanut butter melt away.
So it has chocolate and peanut butter sauce on the side,
vanilla ice cream,
and my favourite shop put little bits of Reese's in it as well
and then whipped cream on top.
And, I mean, they wonder why they're overweight.
Hey.
Bree and Clint.
Our Hollywood reporter live in LA,
also Brad Pitt's
body double,
Dean McCarthy.
Hello, sir.
I get Ellen Degenerate.
I think it's more
duper ganger than Brad Pitt,
but thank you.
Dean McCarthy,
I've seen your Instagram.
You haven't had ice cream
since 1994,
but if you did,
what is the best ice cream flavor in the whole world?
Oh, probably strawberry.
Is that lame?
Yeah, a bit lame.
That's so basic, Dean.
That's one level off vanilla.
Oh, mate.
That's okay.
He likes what he likes.
He likes what he likes,
and he's got hot goss for us.
Tell us what your exclusive news is regarding Celine Dion's new toy boy.
Okay, I'm just going to tell you this because I thought this was so funny.
Obviously, Celine Dion is not like the big usual Hollywood headline,
but today I've been in stitches.
It's been reported that Celine Dion has a toy boy, 34-year-old Pepe Menoz is his name.
I know him very well.
Get off the grass.
He's the gayest person that has ever been born.
What?
Look up gay.
He's gay.
He's not her boyfriend.
They're friends.
So what's happened is they're actually best friends.
He dances for her.
Yeah.
So the headlines are she's got this toy boy, this hot toy boy.
You know, they're in photos together.
He's on her plane.
They are best friends. He's like the gay BFF.
The gay husband. You know,
everyone is one of those. So I just want to
debunk the myth. She's not dating him, they are
just friends. Nah, you've got to push it. You've got
to perpetuate it. Get Pepe to
superstardom, you know. Let him have his 15
minutes of Celine Dion fame.
I don't think he wants any 15 minutes of
Celine Dion in that way.
Also, Dean, what's
going on with Bill Cosby?
Yeah, this is really fascinating, actually.
Bill Cosby sent his
prison into an immediate
24-hour shutdown, a
security shutdown. What happened
was he was being walked out into
the field, you know, like the prison
yard where they go for like an hour a day or whatever.
Anyway, some press outlet had a drone flying over the prison, going to take, trying to,
attempting to take photos of Bill Cosby out in the prison yard, right?
Anyway, so the police somehow detected this.
They've got like a sensor or whatever.
It is considered a huge breach because it's like throwing something over the fence, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they cleared the whole prison.
Everyone sent back to their cells for 24 hours while they investigated.
They still don't know who was controlling the drone, but we do know if they did print those photos, that's actually illegal.
That is totally illegal for how they were, you know, how they were sourced.
So, you know, there you go, another day, another drama.
He's still in jail, I think, three to ten years,
I believe is the sentence right now.
Yeah, and I tell you what,
if he costs the other prison inmates their time in the yard,
which I think you only get like an hour a day or something,
it's not going to be an enjoyable time for Bill Cosby in prison,
that's for sure.
Okay, hey, Dean McCarthy, live from Los Angeles,
thank you so much.
Thanks, Dean.
Bye, guys.
Brie and Clint.
Let's figure out what, oh, where's my thing gone?
Is it that?
Oh, it's changed name.
Let's just push this and hope it's right.
Two idiots.
Yeah, there we go.
One dream.
To form a festival-ready DJ duo.
In just four weeks.
Brie and Clint.
The Hot Mess Express.
17 days to go.
Come on, mate.
You can't see this, but I've got these buttons that I push,
and one of the buttons changed names just before we went to do it.
That's okay.
I'll have my buttons in order when it comes time for us to play it float.
Thanks to Tip Top Trumper.
Hopefully, we'll have our stuff sorted.
We've got the name, the Hot Mess Express.
That's us.
We're slowly narrowing down the songs, but we need an outfit.
Yeah, we do need an outfit.
Overnight we put it to you
to figure out what the people want.
Because if we wear the most popular outfit
according to the people
surely the set's going to go off, right?
Surely.
So we put up there last night
on our Instagram story
we said should we wear camo track suits?
Should we wear matching pineapple suits?
Should we wear train conductor outfits?
Or should we go as a kiwi and a kangaroo?
Which one came out on top?
What was the most popular of those four options?
The most popular were the matching pineapple suits.
Really?
That was the most popular.
The short-sleeved suits.
The short-sleeved, yeah, shorts version of a suit.
I get it.
They're pretty cool.
They're pretty cool.
They are pretty cool.
I could see us doing that.
I could see rocking that.
Look, this is a democracy, and we will go with whatever your decision is,
but there's one that we quite like, and we want to have another go.
It's the train conductor.
Now, the reason we want to put the train conductor back in the outfit mix
is because it kind of goes with the name,
the Hot Mess Express, right?
Exactly.
But looking at it,
the pineapple outfits
also goes with the name,
Pineapple Express,
Hot Mess Express.
Yeah, no, you're totally right.
I'm just,
I'm just imagining we're up there
and we've got like a train horn button.
Yep. And we can use that a train horn button. Yep.
And we can use that in the middle of the set.
We can yell all aboard.
All aboard the Hot Mess Express.
Yeah, it works.
It's but, but, but, but.
If that's not what the people want, that's not what we're going to wear.
So we're going back to Instagram one more time.
It's now down to two.
The train conductor outfits
or the matching pineapple suits.
In 24 hours, whichever one is the most
popular, we will send that off to the costume department
at the Bree and Clint show and they
will whip us up that outfit.
They'll either be making us short sleeve suits
or they'll be making us train conductor outfits.
To be honest, I'd be happy
with either. No, don't say that
now when you definitely prefer one.
Say what you mean so that people know.
You don't have to vote this way, but just say what you mean.
Train conductor.
Train conductor.
Because then, if this doesn't work out,
we can get a job on the city rail.
Yeah, we can.
We do love to ride that rail.
She's cracked herself up, ladies and gentlemen.
That's a Simpsons reference.
It is live right now on our Instagram story.
Bree and Clint, if you want to vote, simple poll.
You just click one way or the other as to which outfit.
We've done a Photoshop so you can see us in the outfits as well.
The real reason we've got to lock this down,
we've got a high-level DJ photo shoot coming up,
and we've got to have our outfits made.
We've actually got to have something ready.
Yeah, so we'll know in 24 hours what we're wearing.
We also have another very big part of this we want to launch after 5 o'clock, and this requires celebrity help.
This is a big deal, New Zealand.
This is going to take this whole idea to the next level. Behind
outfits and a name, what is the other most
important ingredient that successful DJ
duos have? Try and figure that out
and we'll launch it just after five.
There's a text message that's
going viral in New Zealand today
and that message was received
by a guy called Johnny. Johnny's in
the studio with us. Hey, Johnny.
Hello, mate.
It's going viral on Reddit. Hello, mate. Hey. Pretty good.
It's going viral on Reddit.
This is a big thing.
Now, you received this text message from your neighbour.
Is that correct?
Yeah, my neighbour who is also my landlord.
Oh.
We didn't know that bit.
Right.
Can you read for us the text message that has just gone all over Reddit? It's now on the New Zealand Herald and everyone's sharing it around today.
Sure thing. It goes, Hi, John. Canerald and everyone's sharing it around today. Sure thing.
It goes,
Hi, John.
Can you please change your alarm
to any song that isn't Pōie?
Waking up to a loud Māori lady screaming at 6am
was okay for the first three months,
but it's getting kind of old.
Now, the song that your landlord is talking about
is the legendary Pātea Māori Club track,
Pōie. about is the legendary party a multi club track boy yeah one of our absolute
all-time favorite songs is it a favorite of yours it was this year it's like any
alarm song right eventually you get sick of it but I've never failed to wake up
to the song it's never it shakes morning. It brings you in straight away. I guess as soon as that bit hits,
that...
That part there.
Yeah.
Followed by a drum beat.
It could be the perfect alarm tone.
I'd say easily
the perfect alarm tone.
We had an idea.
We did have an idea, Johnny,
which obviously,
did you text him back?
No, I didn't actually.
I just left it on the scene.
Excellent.
So you haven't texted him back.
And, I mean, you could send him something really nice back.
You could give him a call and say, you know, I'm really sorry.
Or you could call him and we could just play Poirier down the line.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Okay, cool.
We're going to put the call in now.
We didn't realise that he was your landlord as well
before we came up with this plan.
I reckon you just say something like,
hey, it's Johnny, I've got something for you.
Is that what we do?
Or do we just play it?
Or do we call it on private and then just play it down the line
so Johnny doesn't get in trouble?
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
I hope he's in a good mood.
He will be after this, surely.
His favourite song.
Hello?
Everyone down!
You gotta wonder too, Everyone down. You got a one to two.
How loud is Johnny's alarm if the landlord can hear it from next door?
Well, I can hear her dear child screaming from the room.
Oh, so it's just payback.
I'm into the subwoofer.
The New Zealand heat wave.
It's all anyone can talk about right now.
It's getting pretty damn hot.
Today, I was feeling it.
We're feeling it all around the country.
How are you going at your house?
We've got fans.
I slept in the lounge the other day to sleep underneath the heat pump on cold.
Oh, yeah.
So, not great.
I'm a pretty good sleeper, but i'm not doing too well at the
moment you got heat stroke in like low 20s yeah i did you keep yeah i did but i was doing some
heavy garden lifting and stuff like i did like i did i did i did a good couple hours of work
yes i did okay look this is hot for us it's new it's like i've said before and i'll say it again
this is kiwi hot this is new zealand hot. And I get it because it is getting hot.
And I thought as an Aussie, we get pretty bloody hot over in Aussie.
And you have to be really resourceful and come up with different ways to stay cool.
Yeah.
So I've come up with some ways to beat the heat wave, some hacks.
All right.
I've actually done a lot of these things.
There'll be people who are really keen for these at the moment.
These are for people that don't have air conditioning.
Okay, cool.
So if you don't have air conditioning in the heatwave,
you can open the fridge, open the freezer,
and it cools the whole house.
Also, as a bonus, it ruins your fridge.
I mean, you don't think about that at the time.
No, yeah, yeah. You, it ruins your fridge. I mean, you don't think about that at the time. No, yeah, yeah.
You can live in your car.
Oh, you mean with the aircon running?
Yes, yes.
Just go for long drives.
Yeah.
What about live at the shopping centre?
Just like loiter.
Just like hang around.
Yeah.
Just for hours.
Good option, yeah.
Great.
Date someone with a pool.
Or just an inflatable pool in your background, backyard.
My next one was install a pool in your living room.
There you go.
I've legit done this one.
Get a bowl of ice and a fan.
Put the bowl of ice in front of the fan.
Air conditioner.
Until the ice melts.
Yeah, and then you have to refill.
What about be very indecisive when picking frozen foods at the supermarket?
A lot of people are standing in front of the milk area at the moment, I reckon.
Oh, just loitering around there.
Also, any other time of the year going to the supermarket with no shoes on, frowned
upon.
Right now, that cold lino
in the refrigerated section,
oh baby. So good.
Cool me, cool me,
cool me down. Did I tell you that
I saw Sonny Bill at the supermarket
last week with no shoes on? Did you?
Yeah. Yeah, I can believe that he would
do that. He's very attractive.
Speaking of shoes,
in the heat wave, way to beat the heat,
put your shoes in the freezer.
They're not hygiene hacks.
Well, keep them away from the frozen meat.
No, the cold temperature will kill the bugs.
Right, exactly.
And the last one.
They're not like a rock solid Birkenstock either.
Hey, delicious.
The last one I've got, get a heap of ice,
pull down your sheet covers, put it all in your bed
when you go to bed.
It's cold.
Yeah, some of those are real good, man.
Some of those are.
Hey, don't knock them until you try them.
I mean, yeah, true.
You're right, I haven't tried half of them.
You haven't tried them.
I wonder if there's better ones out there.
Surely. I wonder if there's better ones out there. Surely.
I wonder if there's people out there who have got good heatwave hacks.
What are you doing at the moment to cool your place down
short of going and blowing all your money on one of those Dyson fans?
Yeah, don't buy that.
Don't buy that?
Don't buy that.
Hit us right now.
What's your heatwave hack?
We want all of them.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Bree and Clint.
Look, New Zealand, we're feeling it too.
The heat wave, it's hit New Zealand hard.
I mean, there's some parts of New Zealand that are getting really, really hot.
Yeah, there are.
Not as hot as Australia, but hot.
And today, to be honest, I was like, it's damn hot.
It is damn hot today.
Feeling hot, hot, hot.
Bree had to do a three-minute walk from the car park to our building
and when she came in, she had that sweat that sits just on your upper lip
when you've got a shiny lip.
A Sula.
Yeah.
Sweaty upper lip alert.
Yeah.
I get that a lot, actually.
So we want to know from you on 0800DALZM,
what are your heatwave hacks, yeah?
Yeah, just to help out the people.
Kia ora, Evelyn.
Kia ora, Aaron. First of all, how hot?
Oh, real hot.
How hot is it, Evelyn?
Too hot. What's your heatwave
hack? So my heatwave
hack is to get a light
duvet cover
for summer. Just take out the duvet,
sit inside it, and then put the
fan inside a gap, and
it'll just float all the air inside.
No, I've seen this on Facebook.
So you're in like a little wind tunnel cocoon thing.
Yeah, just stay inside.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't move.
It's not great for work.
It's not great for socialising, but it is good for heat.
There's a real good one on the text machine.
Someone's texted in and said,
pet cooling mats from Kmart.
I've heard those are good.
They've got like a jelly inside them that doesn't get hot,
and you can lie on the ground like a dog.
That's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
Here she is.
It's Amber, everybody.
Hi, Amber.
Hi, Amber.
Hi, guys.
What's your heat wave hack?
I'm quite embarrassed about it.
I'm a little bit bogan, but it's putting tinfoil over your bedroom window,
so then you can open the window but keep the sun out.
Also, aliens can't hear what you're thinking.
I look like a bit of a freak in the neighbourhood, but it's all good.
Also, the police think you're running a tinny house.
Well, maybe I am.
Hey,
Shakira.
Shakira?
Yeah, yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your hay wave hack?
It was the Kmart one.
Like,
you,
you like,
go buy a
pet calling pad.
Pet calling pad.
Stick it in your freezer and you stick it under your sheet so when you go to a pet cooling pad, stick it in your freezer
and you stick it
under your sheet
so when you go to bed
you're cool all night.
So you've done this?
I do it for my partner
just because he suffers
from seizures
and the heat
kind of gets to him.
Oh, you're a sweetheart.
That is lovely.
Why don't you get one
for yourself as well
or do you not want
to sleep on a dog mat?
Nah, I don't know.
I mean, it's pretty tempting.
He's always cool at night.
Hey. Speaking of dogs, a text has come through and just said to remind people not to walk
your dogs in the heat because they actually burn the bottom of their feet.
They burn their little dog pads.
I saw a really good way of knowing if it's too hot for dogs.
Obviously, you could just look outside.
But apparently, you hold your hand on the ground, on the concrete, for five seconds.
And if you can't keep it there for a full five seconds,
then it's too hot to walk a dog. Really?
Yeah. Okay, that's good to know.
Final one. Welcome, Cherie.
Hi, how are you going? Cherie,
what's your heatwave hack?
Hi, so you can get a pillow
and put it into a big bag
and then put it into the
freezer. So even today, you stick your bra and your undies in your clothes,
and then when you go to bed, it's so nice and cool.
You can slip them in.
It's been absolutely cool.
Okay, we're breaking up a little bit.
I heard you put a pillow and your bra and your undies
in a freezer bag in the freezer before you go to bed.
Is that what it is?
That's correct.
Yeah, I like that.
Feeling wet, wet, wet.
Sorry, what did you just say?
All right, it's time
We are using this democratic process
To figure out exactly what we put in our DJ set
You and me are going to play float
We're going to play float, festival, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet
In just 17 days
The music needs to be. The music needs to be
fire. The music needs to be perfect.
It's not going to be a long set and every
single song needs to hit
with pace. Yesterday
by unanimous vote
I got this song into our set.
And to be honest with you
it was low hanging fruit.
It was an easy, easy win.
But I think it would be remiss of us not to have it in there.
It's good.
Today, the challenge falls to you, Brie Thomas-El,
to pitch another song.
We have our music jury standing by.
Hi, Bailey.
Hi, Bailey.
Hi.
You know music, right, Bailey?
You're a pro.
Yeah.
Yeah, good.
Sounds confident, too. We're You're a pro. Yeah. Yeah, good. Sounds confident too.
We're going to need to replace Kylie.
We need another jury member.
Let's go to Tim.
Hi, Tim.
Hi, Tim.
Hey.
Tim, you know music, right, mate?
Yep.
And you're not going to hang up like Kylie, right?
No, I don't think so.
Okay, cool.
All right, wait there.
And one more jury member. You know what? We'll come back to them. We'll come back to them. Oh, no, I don't think so. Okay, cool. All right, wait there. And one more jury member.
You know what?
We'll come back to them.
We'll come back to them.
Oh, no, I'm not confident.
Oh, no, actually, we've got them.
You can take your time.
Hi, Taylor.
Hi.
You know music, right?
Yeah, I do.
You know what makes a good set.
I do, I do.
You've seen all the world's greatest DJs
and you know what you want out of ours, right?
Oh, what fits R&B.
There you go.
I feel like Taylor might be on my side with this one.
When you're ready.
Because you don't know what this is.
I don't know what it is.
I genuinely have not heard your song.
Can I just say I've had so much anxiety trying to pick this song.
There's just so many good songs.
Yeah.
And I had to go with my gut on this.
Okay.
And I'm pitching this legendary track.
Hey, Brooklyn, here we go. Come on.
Down the barrel of a cup
Sing it with me.
Got a voice, try and understand it
And the boys will make it clear
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Johnny Farnham, the voice.
You know I played this at my wedding?
Did you?
Yeah.
So I know you're on board.
You've taken a risk though.
It's a risk.
You've taken a risk.
It's a risk.
Because it's big, but it's not Wagon Wheel big.
Or is it?
Or is it?
Is it?
Let's go to our music jury.
Producer Ellie, I know, froths that song.
Producer Ellie, if you were on the jury, is the song in?
Would that song be in there if you were in the music jury?
If you have 100%.
Okay.
So can we just take her as one of the voters?
No, she's not a voter, unfortunately.
First vote goes to Bailey.
Come on, Bailey.
Bailey.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yes, Bailey!
Okay, great.
That's one.
That's one. All I need is one more. In the bag. Bailey. Yeah, absolutely. It's a yes. Okay, great. That's one. That's one.
All I need is one more.
In the bag.
Taylor.
It's a yes.
It's a yes.
Does she have a clean sweep, though?
Let's find out.
Let's go to Tim.
Tim, what's your vote?
No way.
That's all right.
We've got two.
We've got two.
Yeah, it is.
Is it actually a yes?
Yes.
There we go.
Yes, Tim.
Picture it.
Roll the float.
Everyone singing in unison.
Here comes the drop
Got a voice trying to understand it
Make that noise and make it clear
I'm excited.
I love it.
I'm on board.
Oh, it's going to be good.
Tim, you're on board, aren't you?
Yeah, mate.
He's on.
The boys are on.
So far, our DJ set stands at Darude Sandstorm
and John Farnham, The Voice.
Took a risk.
No regrets.
We will find our third song tomorrow.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Beat the ball.
Thanks to Lone Star.
At the moment, you can win a trip for two to Nashville
and Cabo San Lucas. Thanks to Lone Star. At the moment, you can win a trip for two to Nashville and Cabo San Lucas.
Thanks to Lone Star and Corona.
All you have to do is scan your Lone Star loyal app with any purchase
until the end of February and you're in the draw.
To celebrate, we've got cash to give away.
Oh, yeah.
Giddy up.
Let's do it.
You feel good saying that?
Yeah.
I regretted it, I think, after I said it.
Pretty easy game.
How long can you hold on to the bull for before he bucks you off?
The money goes up as you hold on for longer.
We'll see.
What?
Yep.
No, you're doing it.
Is that it?
Yeah, that's it.
Just don't hold on too long or you'll get nothing.
Hey, Mel.
Hi.
Okay, you know how the game works.
Are you ready to jump on the bull?
Yep, sure am.
Come on, Mel.
Best of luck.
We want you to get rich here.
Here we go.
Okay, thanks. Count her down, Bree. Three, two,. Come on, Mel. Best of luck. We want you to get rich here. Here we go. Okay, thanks.
Count her down, Brie. 3, 2, 1, let's
ride. 3, 2,
1.
110.
Yeah, you ride that ball.
115.
115.
145.
Can you hold on?
You can do it!
150
170
175
185
200 185.
200.
That is one angry ball.
Oh, no.
He's off.
Oh, Mel.
I didn't even know.
Mel.
You rode the ball for too long, mate, and you've been bucked off.
Yeah.
Oh, well.
Oh, well, thanks anyway.
That's okay.
We're going to make sure you get some prizes.
Let's try and get you some Lone Star vouchers or something, okay?
Okay, wicked.
Thank you.
Cool.
No worries.
Bugger!
I wonder if that means we'll get more money tomorrow.
I wonder if that's the way it works.
You never know with stuff like this, right?
Yeah, yesterday's one went to 500.
That one only went to 200.
So you do never know.
You've just got to feel the vibes and jump off when you can.
You've got to be happy with a certain amount and then just go with it.
Yeah, exactly.
Come in knowing what you want.
Thanks, Lone Star and Corona, for our chance to play Beat the Bull.
We'll play it again tomorrow.
Bree and Clint.
Hello, you've reached Bree's Sicky Hotline.
Where we call a workplace and you have to get the day off
even though you don't work there.
You know someone at The Rock who's saying we stole this feature off them?
I know.
Who is that?
Jim.
Jim gave us a call last week and he goes,
you stole this segment from me.
Yeah.
And then I said, Jim, how long have you been doing it?
And he goes, oh, a year.
And I said, I've been doing it back in Aussie for about three. Jim went real quiet after that. Yeah. And then I said, Jim, how long have you been doing? And he goes, oh, a year. And I said, I've been doing it
back in Aussie for about three.
Jim went real quiet after that.
Yeah, he didn't know.
I know Jim well, love the guy,
but he didn't have much to say after that.
And to be honest, I said, Jim,
I stole it off YouTube from someone else.
There are no new ideas,
but this idea is you need to ring somewhere
and tell them that you're not coming into work. The trick is
you don't work there. I'm going
to tell you the workplace and the
sickie excuse. Today
you're calling Bunnings Warehouse.
Love Bunnings. And you're going to tell them you
can't come in because you need to help your
miniature pony give birth.
Yep. You're up for that?
Sounds like something I would do. Okay.
I'm keen for it. Let's do it. Best of luck.
All right.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thanks.
That's good.
Hey, I just got to swap one of my shifts.
Who's this?
It's your favourite.
Okay. My favourite. Okay.
My favourite.
Your favourite employee.
Come on, give me a name.
Who do you think it is?
Who do you think it is?
Is this Quinny?
You nailed it, mate.
Why do you sound different?
I'm a little bit sick at the moment.
You sound like Australian.
Do I?
That's offensive.
Do you have my rosters there?
I need to change one of my shifts.
Yeah.
Next week.
I'm working on Tuesday, aren't I?
Yeah, I need to switch that shift. Have I told you how I've been
breeding miniature ponies?
For the last six months or so, I've been trying to breed this miniature pony that I have
and she's pregnant and then the vet told me that I actually, she could
they're going to induce her, so she's actually going to give birth and I need to be
there when she pops this baby horse out.
I don't even want to think about it.
There's blood and all kinds of stuff that's going to go on.
The vet's going to come over and help me deliver this baby horse.
You sure you're Quinny?
Yes, mate.
So is that okay?
Is that possible to change that shift?
Because I just don't want the horse
She's pretty sensitive
I don't want her to be by herself
You'll have to go through
For the leadership roster
Right, right
But it's okay with you?
No
Why not?
I haven't given you any clearance
Why not?
Because leadership rosters are prepared by So I can't given you any clearance. Why not? Because leadership rosters are prepared by ***.
So I can't give you any clearance.
Fair enough.
I get it.
Cool.
Yeah, cool, mate.
All right, well, thanks for the chat.
Okay.
All right, thanks, mate.
Was it Queen?
I mean, first of all, it's a big fat fail.
It's not.
It's a no-go as far as the sickie goes.
But I was close.
You did very good
My favourite bit
Was when he goes
Quinny you sound Australian
You sound different
Last night
I had a late phone call
From one of my mates
Who was getting into
The Auckland airport
Oh yeah
And she said
Can you do me a massive favour
And come grab me
Yeah
And I said Okay I'm not doing anything.
How late?
It was, yeah.
Yeah.
10, 10.30.
10.30.
And they asked you at 10.30?
Yeah, it was last minute.
Okay.
Some stuff happened and she said, you know, I know it's last minute.
Can you come grab me?
Yeah.
I wasn't in a state to go out in public, but I thought I'm just going to go to the airport,
pick her up, drop her home.
It'll be fine.
Yeah.
I'd washed my hair.
I was in tracksuit pants.
I had a shirt on that had all kinds of stains on it.
Yeah.
Like I was, you know, I was in my comfies.
Yeah.
I looked horrific.
You're in your daggies.
I looked terrible.
I didn't even have my eyebrows on.
You were in your year three relationship clothes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the one.
Anyway, so I've gotten in the car and I've went to pick her up and on the way there,
no fuel.
Ah.
So I was like, okay, well, this is happening.
It's all right.
People go to the gas, I used to work in a gas station.
People come in in all sorts of shapes.
All states, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
I thought it's fine.
Gas station, much like the supermarket, no man's land.
Yep. I'll duck in and out, you know, it'll be thought it's fine. Gas station, much like the supermarket, no man's land. Yep.
I'll duck in and out, you know, it'll be all good.
Yeah.
I get to the petrol station, I've put fuel in my car and I walk in
and there's a really lovely girl standing at the counter straight away.
She goes, oh, I know you.
I know you.
And I was like, no.
I was like, I'm literally in the worst possible state you could ever see me.
Yeah.
It was bad.
Yeah.
And I was like, here we go.
I was like, how am I going to get out of this?
And she goes, oh, what's your name from the edge?
Oh, perfect.
And I go, yep, Sharon's my name.
Sharon Casey.
Threw Sharon straight under the bus and she goes,
hey, have a good show tomorrow, Sharon.
Well done.
Well done.
So, Sharon, if you're listening,
don't go to the servo just near the airport.
Bree and Clint.
Two idiots.
One dream.
To form a festival-ready DJ duo.
In just four weeks, Brie and Clint are the Hot Miss Express.
17 days to go.
Right, so for the past week and a half,
we've decided that we're starting a DJ duo,
which hopefully will be ready to play at Float.
17 days, by the way.
That's not...
17 days.
Yeah, we've slowly realised that we've bitten off more than we can chew.
I feel like we need some serious backup.
We need expert help.
Expert help.
That's why today we've enlisted the helps of our man, Key!
Welcome to the studio. What's up, man? That's why today we've enlisted the helps of our man, KEEEYS!
Welcome to the studio. What's up man?
We're calling you our expert advisor.
That's a very nice compliment.
Our talent coach.
And maybe even our producer.
Well that's what we're hoping.
What are we dealing with?
Well first of all, what are your thoughts?
Me, Bree, the Hot Mess Express, playing float.
You're playing float. You're playing float.
I'm playing float.
Do you think we can
pull a set together?
We've had two weeks already
and we've got 17 days left.
Do you think we can do this thing?
I think anything's possible
with the right team.
That's a great attitude.
Good answer.
That is a really good answer
to have.
I love that we automatically
become like at least
100% cooler
that Kings is on board.
If we can rope him in.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
We'll see.
Is there any amount of money, compliments, praise that would convince you to associate yourself in any way with the Hot Mess Express?
No.
No, not really.
What if Clint gets a tattoo of your symbol on his body?
I think my partner would have a fit if you did that.
She's the only one with one, I think.
Oh, really?
I remember my drummer was like, yo, I'm going to get it done,
and she gave him the evil.
So don't do that.
We won't do that.
Well, I won't do that.
How about if we don't do it?
Yeah, yes.
Then I'm in.
We've got an idea.
And we haven't said this out loud yet.
I'm so excited for this. Yeah. Then I'm in. We've got an idea. Okay. And we haven't said this out loud yet. I'm so excited for this.
Yeah.
Be kind.
Okay.
What are your thoughts on helping us produce an original single?
I'm actually down.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what made Avicii big.
I like challenges.
Yeah.
So we need a sound and we
need something that people can hold on to so that we're
legit, right? So that we're not just playing
other people's music. You guys need your
sexy bitch from David Guetta.
We need our breakthroughs.
We know you're ridiculous
at making tunes. You can make tunes
in an hour or ten minutes pretty much.
We're thinking we need your flavour
on it. All right.
What are you thinking?
Like a big build and a drop?
I'm thinking drop.
And the other question is,
do we have long enough to make this song?
How long was it?
We've got 17 days,
but ideally we'd like to release the song
because people need to hear the song first.
No one wants to hear new music at a festival.
No.
They want to hear the hits.
So we've got 17 days not not just to make a song,
but to make the song famous.
Wow.
What do you think about a week?
You know the saying, Rome was built in...
That's not the saying.
No, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Was a song built in a week by Kings?
I don't know.
We'll make it work, man.
We can make this work?
I've had tighter timelines before, so we'll do it.
Hey, we're on. We're on to something big here. We can make this work? I've had tighter timelines before, so we'll do it. Hey, we're on.
We're on to something big here.
We're on.
What is it?
The Hot Mess Express?
The Hot Mess Express.
Your boy.
Produced by King.
Yeah.
That's massive.
Huge.
Okay.
Let's see where we get to.
I'm too excited.
I had like an excitement blackout just then.
Did you?
Yeah.
Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone,
but I've started a radio feud with The Edge.
So I told a story just before about how I was looking horrific,
like terrible, tracky-dacks.
My hair was horrible.
Food on your T-shirt.
Food on my T-shirt.
And I got recognised as the girl from radio
at this service station and she goes,
you're that girl from radio, The Edge.
And I said, yeah, Sharon, that's my name, Sharon Casey.
Just threw Sharon under the bus.
Sharon's messaged me.
Oh, no.
She said, so a listener of theirs that was listening to us
has messaged her on the text machine and told her about it.
She goes, how dare you tarnish my good face?
Sharon is one of my best friends.
And she's great, but she will hunt you down and she will kill you.
Yeah, I'm terrified.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Three and Clint's birthday banger. kill you. Yeah, I'm terrified. Please send all your complaints to The Edge.
Sharon Casey.
Text them to 3343
now. Let's do a birthday
banger. Let's find out what was number one on your 16th
birthday. We will then play the best one
according to us. Hi, Ella.
Hello. Ella,
what's your birthday?
My birthday is 5 September 1999.
Okay, Ella, you were 16 in 2015 on the 12th of September and back on that day, this was number one.
What do you mean? Just done Bieber.
In the future, this will be a great birthday bang to look back on.
Right now, I think it's too fresh.
Too fresh.
Yeah.
You agree?
Yeah, I could have.
I wasn't expecting better.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Like we said, give it time, like a fine wine.
Let it age.
Let it age.
Let it marinate.
Let's go to someone who's older than you.
Hi, Stephanie.
Hi, Steph.
Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Steph who's older than you. Hi, Stephanie. Hi, Steph. Hi, guys.
What's your birthday, Steph?
18th of the 3rd, 91.
Okay, Steph, you were 16 in 2007 on the 18th of March,
and this is your birthday bagger.
This is why I'm hot.
This is why I'm hot.
Yeah. This is why.
This is why.
Yeah.
This is why I'm hot.
Can you name the artist, Steph?
Not a clue.
No, no one can.
Neither. It's by one can. Neither.
It's by Mims.
M-I-M-S.
And you get, this is why, this is why I'm hot.
This goes off at a club setting, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
Yeah.
Does it go off on the radio?
Or is it four and a half minutes of one guy saying the same thing?
Oh, I'm keen.
I like it.
Steph's keen.
Are you keen, Steph?
Better than Bieber.
Better than Bieber. I can get that on a T-shirt. Hey, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hey. Steph's keen. Are you keen, Steph? Better than Bieber. Better than Bieber.
I can get that on a T-shirt.
Hey, Bella.
Hi, Bella.
Hey.
What's your birthday, Bells?
26 of May, 87.
Okay, Bella, you were 16 in 2003 on the 26th of May,
and back in the early 2000s, this was number one.
Oh, we don't play much rock music
and this would really stand out.
Evanescence, bring me to life.
Is it emo?
It is very emo.
Although Evanescence fans would be pissed off
at us calling it emo, actually.
How do you feel about it?
Well, I did own the CD, so I can't judge.
Yeah, okay.
Producer Ellie, can I say, when this song has come up,
I've never seen her so excited.
Ellie, if this goes to a stalemate and you have to vote,
you're going to vote for Evanescence, aren't you?
Oh, easy.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, so we know what's coming.
There's no need to even do that.
All right.
I'm going to let you vote first.
It's out of Mims and Evanescence.
We're not going Bieber, eh?
Nah, Bieber's off.
We're not going Bieber.
It's too early.
I'm going Evanescence.
Me too.
Yes!
Yes!
Don't we got three-way Evanescence?
We got a three-way Evanescence on board.
We've got an Evanescence three-way.
Yeah.
Where is she?
Where's our girl?
Not stiff.
I've gone to the wrong one.
Oh, she's gone.
Who cares?
Here's Birthday Banger.
How can you see?
Bree and Clint.
Hot chips.
Are they your weakness?
They're my weakness.
I just don't know what it is.
Like chocolate I can do without.
As soon as hot chips come around.
I can not finish a block of chocolate.
No.
But I can't not finish a whole thing of chips.
To the point that I'll say, I'll have a couple.
Next thing you know, you're pouring the whole thing into your mouth.
You're like, give them to me faster.
The salt out of the bottom of the packet.
I've got some hot
chips here. I've just ordered some on Uber Eats.
Yeah, I know. I can smell them. These are our favourite
chips. They're mine and your favourite chips. We call them the show
chips because we get them on Uber Eats and they
are absolutely delicious. They're so good.
I want you to hold them and not eat them, okay?
That's mean. Yeah, you can smell them,
right? Oh my god.
They're so good. There
has been a study done that suggests you can get the same
kind of reward from hot chips from smelling them that you would from eating them if you let yourself
just sniff them for two minutes oh come on so what i want you to do is bring them closer to your nose
bring them closer to your nose and have a big big sniff
okay i've started a timer big sniff give a big sniff
we're just gonna sit here for a bit still hungry and see if the cravings go away this is what the
research says a quick smell primes our brain to taste it a longer smell ends up being as satisfying as eating the chips themselves
the research says the study indicates that if we actually need to trigger the reward center in our
brain we can just use the aroma of the chips so if you hold it you're not sniffing enough by the
way you're just sort of looking at them and almost drooling.
Oh, no, I can smell them.
My mouth is watering.
So the idea being you keep them there long enough,
the want to eat them is going to go away,
and you're going to get to the point where your body goes,
oh, sweet, I've sniffed them long enough.
I don't need to eat them.
Yep, no, that hasn't happened yet.
Hasn't happened yet.
Well, we haven't quite reached the two-minute mark yet.
They're saying your brain is not smart enough to tell whether the sensory pleasure is coming from the nose or the stomach.
Which I find hard to believe, but I do want to find out if it's true.
You got 15 seconds left.
You know, as you're reading all of that science stuff, all my brain is doing is chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips.
Eat the chips, eat the chips, eat the chips, chips, chips. Eat the chips. Eat the chips. Eat the chips.
Eat the chips. You've got seven seconds
left.
Oh, this is not real good.
I don't think it's working.
And that's time up. Hand me the chips.
I'm just going to chuck them in the bin.
No! Don't!
Don't chuck them in!
Don't. Honestly, don't. That's mean.
You're cured, right? Science is bullshit.
Apple has come under fire in the last couple of days
where they've made a massive mistake in the new update.
So essentially FaceTime, a FaceTime bug that Apple has missed,
lets you hear someone even if they haven't picked up your FaceTime.
That is terrifying.
Isn't that so scary?
So let me get it straight.
You ring me.
Yes, so I call you on FaceTime.
Yeah, and I pick it up and it's ringing
and I can see on my phone that it's ringing.
Yep, and you know how FaceTime automatically,
when someone's calling you, it opens up the camera?
Yes, yes.
And I look at it and I go, oh, Bree.
Don't want to pick that up.
Yeah, I've had enough of her today.
She is so annoying.
I hate her.
She's such a bitch.
I wish she'd get run over by a Suzuki Swift.
Whoa!
A Suzuki Swift? At least I got a fighting chance. Oh, well. I wish she'd get run over by a Suzuki Swift. A Suzuki Swift?
At least I got a fighting chance.
Oh, well.
I'll pick it up.
Hey, Brie, how are ya?
I heard everything.
Awkward.
Phone drop.
Yeah, so apparently this went viral on Twitter when people started talking about how they figured out how you could do this.
How do you do it?
So essentially, the iPhones, both of them that you're calling from and that you're calling,
have to have iOS 12.1.0 or above, which I think most iPhones would be on that iOS at the moment.
What was it?
12.1.0.
Is that you?
Oh, I can't tell actually.
We're off to a good start.
Oh yeah, I'm on 12.1.2.
Well, that's you.
You're above.
And I haven't taken the most recent update either.
No.
So this is you.
They open FaceTime and you call the other using video call.
Yeah.
And then whilst you're ringing someone, you can swipe up to show the full menu screen
and then essentially you add a person onto the call.
Yeah.
The person you add has to be your own number.
Oh, you add yourself in?
You add yourself in.
Yeah.
And now you should be able to hear the audio from the person you called.
This is taking, this is going to take stalking to a whole new level.
I know.
This is crazy.
And apparently there's a way where you can actually see the video from the other person's
phone that you're calling.
Nah, not keen.
You know what this proves?
It proves that your phones can listen to you and they can see you anytime.
That someone can hack your phone and they can get in there.
Regardless of what they say, oh, no one's looking, they can't get in there.
No, that's against the law.
People can see.
Every camera that you've got in your house,
every microphone, every Alexa,
every video-enabled laptop,
somebody can see.
And it doesn't always mean that little light comes on
to say the camera's working.
I tape my camera up on my laptop.
Yeah, that's because you do a lot of...
Personal things.
Yeah, dance rehearsals. Yeah, yeah, yeah you do a lot of personal things. Yeah, dance rehearsals.
Is there a fix for it?
Apparently, Apple
have now fixed the problem. Oh, it's gone
away? Apparently. You don't need to do
anything? Just be careful what
I say when someone's calling me.
That's
us. We're out of here.
Huge day. We have recruited
You're still eating chips. Sorry. It's us. We're out of here. Huge day. We have recruited... You're still eating chips.
Sorry.
It's so good.
We've recruited a producer to make our debut single for the Hot Mess Express.
Kings is going to make us a banger.
To be honest, this is probably one of the most exciting things I think I've ever done on radio.
Artists and stuff pay tens of thousands of dollars for beats,
and he's just going to do it for us.
He's going to produce our first single,
and we're going to play it at float.
We're going to play it on the air here at ZM.
The best bit,
he's going to do it all within a week as well,
because we need to get it on air.
We've only got 17 days until the festival,
16 days tomorrow.
It's not long.
There is not long to go at all.
So,
we'll have some, as soon as there all. So, we'll have some,
as soon as there's
something made,
we'll get it
so you can hear
a little bit of it.
We'll get a bit of
an approval process running,
yeah?
Yeah,
because you guys
need to be part of it.
You also need to tell us
what we're going to wear.
The poll is still
in our Instagram story.
Do you want to check?
I'll just check those
results quickly.
what's happening
on the results?
I'm just going to,
while you do that,
I'll eat these chips.
Well,
one of us needs to talk.
What?
I can talk with my mouth full.
Okay, so it's out of matching suits and matching suits with pineapples on them
or matching train conductor suits for the Hot Mess Express.
Currently, the pineapple suits are winning by 59%.
Right.
We want the train drivers to win, but we will go with whatever you decide, New Zealand.
Whatever the people decide.
We'd love your votes.
You can search us, Bree and Clint, on Instagram.
The poll's just in our story there, and it's one little click and your vote is done.
That's it.
See you guys.
We'll see you back tomorrow.
Be safe.
Bree and Clint.
Weekdays 3-7 on ZM.