ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 30th 2019

Episode Date: January 30, 2019

Whats your favourite ice cream flavour?Dean McCarthy Live from LAHot Mess Express costume ideasPoi E morning alarm viral textWhat is your heatwave hack?Song Pitch – Day2Beat The Bull – Day3Sickie ...HotlineBree was recognised...Kings in the studio - MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT Birthday Banger!Hot chipsIphone bugSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ben, you good for an intro? Cutty everybody, welcome to the podcast intro, where I talk about my medical problems. That's what I've decided we're doing with the intro now. Because I can share this with our small and intimate podcast family. I don't feel comfortable sharing it with the whole world, like radio wise. My stag rash hasn't gone away. Yeah, it's still prominent on your face. Did a stag do on the weekend.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Wait. I think I've got bed bugs. How long do bed bugs? Before you Google that, I went to the chemist and she said she thinks they're flea bites. Really? Yeah, she said fleas are really bad at the moment. But like they're all over my face. I told you to
Starting point is 00:00:38 wear that flea collar and you said, nah, I'll be right. I got home and Lucy goes, ugh, stay away from the cats. She didn't want me to give the cats, please. Oh, right. She was more worried about the cats. My issue is I, like, normally I just, like, they'll go away, I hope.
Starting point is 00:00:55 And they're not itchy. I'm not giving myself sores or anything. The wedding is on Saturday. Oh, you're going to that wedding. Yeah, with the wedding that the stag do was for. Right. Do they only have a week in between the stag do and the wedding? Remember we talked about that when we first started on the show.
Starting point is 00:01:10 We said, is this a good idea or not? That's weird. Turns out, dumb idea, because the best man now has flea bites all over his face. I bet that's a stag outcome you never expected to happen. They're like, oh, one of them will break their leg when they're drunk. Oh, one of them will get in a fight and punch each other they're drunk. Oh, one of them will get in a fight and punch each other in the face. Oh, one of them will fall in love with a stripper and marry her.
Starting point is 00:01:30 No. What are you living your life as? The hangover? Well, you know, worst case scenario. No, the worst case for these guys is one of the groomsmen has got flea bites on his face. What will they do? Lucky for you, apparently he wants suits and flea collars
Starting point is 00:01:46 as the attire at the wedding. Trust me, it's not good for me. I'm borrowing Lucy's thin Lizzie on the day of the wedding. Are you? No. You're going to thin Lizzie it. What else am I going to do? I can't have these bites all over my face and their photos
Starting point is 00:02:01 forever. I'm doing it for them. Turn this way? Yeah, that side's not great. That side's not great. No. Plus, I'm keen for those thousands of luminous spheres. I'm keen for my big wedding glow up. Mate, you're going to look amazing.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Yeah, thank you. Here's the podcast, everybody. Zed-Ams! Zed-Ams! Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-Ams, Brie and Clint. Hey, what's happening?
Starting point is 00:02:28 And we're on. We're good to go. We've had heaps of time. How did we not start to work till three o'clock and every day it's like, oh my God, oh my God, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Just organising stuff behind the scenes, mate. How do people start work at 8.30 in the morning? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:43 You know, I got a text yesterday speaking of people who do real jobs unlike us because we've been talking about the thing that everyone's been talking about, the heat wave. Yep. I got a private message yesterday from someone going, Clint, can you shut the hell up about how hot it is for you? You work inside in air
Starting point is 00:02:59 conditioning. What about farmers who are baling hay and working with silage in the sun for 12 hours a day? I just want to say to those people, man, I'm hot on your behalf. Okay. I'm hot for you. It's very hot. I mean, it's hot for an Aucklander. I'm sure it's very hot where you are as well. But if I don't say I'm hot on the radio, how are people going to know that you're hot down there? You know, use me as your mouthpiece. I am your vessel, New Zealand. And who doesn't love some generic weather chat?
Starting point is 00:03:29 Generic weather chat. We talk about the weather. It's what's happening. You can use it in awkward situations, like in an Uber or elevator. Or on a tender date that's not going well. We're generic weather chat. Next, speaking of heat, how good would an ice cream be right now?
Starting point is 00:03:48 That's for me. There is a new ice cream flavour that is coming that I think you, Bree the Australian, will love just as much as me, Clint the New Zealander. I think we've found the ice cream to unite our two countries. I know what it is.
Starting point is 00:04:03 We're going to talk about it and let you know what it is straight after Mitch James. This is Old News. Bree and Clint, ZDM. Bree and Clint. How good's an ice cream on a hot day? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What was your favourite from like the ice cream truck? Goody, goody gumdrops. No, oh, from the ice cream, from Mr. Whippy? Yeah, Mr. Whippy.
Starting point is 00:04:24 The just soft serve with a flake in it dipped in chocolate. I feel like there's two people. Yeah. It's either that person. Yeah. Or the soft serve and sprinkles. Oh, soft serve and sprinkles. Oh, it's good.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Do you know at my wedding, we didn't have dessert. We had a Mr. Whippy truck. Brilliant. Yeah. So it pulled up and my dad goes, um, how much are the ice creams? I was like, dad, it's free. It's a wedding. And he goes, free. How the ice creams? I was like, dad, it's free. It's a wedding. And he goes, free.
Starting point is 00:04:47 How many did your dad have? Four. He got his money's worth. He got in the queue, went to the front, got an ice cream, took his ice cream to the back of the queue, ate it whilst in the queue. When it got to the front, it was gone. So he got another one.
Starting point is 00:05:00 He repeated the process four times. You said he missed like the first dance or something. He missed our first dance because he was in the queue for his third ice cream. And someone told him too. Someone said the dance is on. He goes, I know. I know. They're free though.
Starting point is 00:05:15 They're free. Dead set legend, my dad. There is a new ice cream flavour in the works that I've said could be enough to unite our two countries, Bree, to bridge the gap between New Zealand and Australia once and for all. I have a feeling as to what it might be. I'm excited about this. I think it's a great flavour option.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I don't know if you've picked it, but let's reveal it. The ice cream flavour that is being worked on at the moment is... Anzac biscuit flavour. No, I thought it was something else. What did you think? Oh, you thought pavlova? Yes. Oh, what a great idea as well.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Pavlova would be good. Pavlova would be good with bits of kiwi fruit and strawberry in it. Oh, yum. If Australians believe the pavlova is Australian, do they have kiwi fruit on it? Yeah. They do? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Isn't that a dead giveaway that it's ours? Oh, we have kiwi fruit on a lot of things. We probably claim the kiwi fruit on it? Yeah. They do? Yeah. Isn't that a dead giveaway that it's ours? Oh, we have kiwi fruit on a lot of things. We probably claim the kiwi fruit is ours. Back to the Anzac ice cream. Do you want to hear what's in it? Yeah. So an Anzac biscuit ice cream starts with granola soaked in milk overnight, crunchy roast coconut and rolled oats with a golden syrup swirl.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Not a bad option, right? Not a bad option. Sounds good. We wanted to have the conversation this afternoon. Forgetting that one for a second because it doesn't exist yet. We think it's going to be good. We don't really know. Sounds delicious.
Starting point is 00:06:34 What's the best ice cream flavour? That's a very simple question for you this afternoon, but it is going to evoke some tribal emotion from people, especially with the temperature the way that it is at the moment. So we're not talking about ice creams. We're talking about a flavour. We're talking about a flavour of ice cream. Strawberry, chocolate, choc chip.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Orange choc chip. Vanilla. French vanilla. Neapolitan. Raspberry swirl. Boysenberry. Cookies and cream. Rum.
Starting point is 00:07:01 What's the rum one? Caramel. Caramel. What's the rum? Oh, rum and raisin. No, get out of here. Get out of here, rum and raisin. Rum. What's the rum one? Caramel. Caramel. What's the... Oh, rum and raisin. No, get out of here. Get out of here, rum and raisin. Stop.
Starting point is 00:07:10 My dad loves rum and raisin. You know what? That is a baby boomer ice cream. That is a baby boomer's ice cream right there. That is the most horrific flavour. We know what the worst is. Rum and raisin. Rum and raisin. Oh, 800 dials at M. What is the best ice cream flavour?
Starting point is 00:07:27 Okay. Get ready to be passionate. Yeah, we want passionate people on this. Yeah. Ring up and rip your flavour. What's yours, by the way? Mint chopped chip. Rum and raisin.
Starting point is 00:07:38 No! Free and Clint. And there is an Anzac biscuit flavoured ice cream coming, and we could not be more excited. It is the biscuit to reunify our fractured nations. Australia and New Zealand can bond over an Anzac ice cream, can't we? Yeah, we can get together on that. We want to know this afternoon, what is the best ice cream flavour?
Starting point is 00:07:59 Which we were corrected because we were talking about how good would a pavlova flavour be? And there's a lot of text being like, that already exists. Yeah, apparently our mates at Tip Top already do a kiwi fruit pavlova ice cream. Which I'd be keen to try that. Which Tip Top haven't tasted, quite keen to try that one. Tip Top, if you're listening. I mean, just if you're not doing anything.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Send a gallon. It's a hot day. What is the best ice cream flavour, Zach? The one I'm looking at is probably that Kiwi Fruit Pappova one. Oh, you like that one? So it's good. Yeah. It's not an original one.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I'm probably going to get sick of it. But just before Christmas it came out and it's probably 100% the best I've ever had. You're running a risky favourite ice cream because that could be a special one. That could be taken away at any time. Yeah, like I said, it wasn't an original, but I'm rocking it. I'm loving it. Yeah, okay. We can take that.
Starting point is 00:08:48 We've got to try it. I love that on the text machine someone's called you out for even just naming orange chocolate. Get out of here, Clint, with your orange chocolate. Orange chocolate chip. Ugh! No, no, no. That's in the same category as rum and bloody raisin.
Starting point is 00:09:02 No, it is not in the same category as rum and raisin. Yes, it is. Yuck! Now, going off... Why mess up chocolate with orange? Going off name, I think we might have a rum and raisin fan here. Hello, Lynette. Hello, how are you? Very good, very good.
Starting point is 00:09:15 What's your favourite? My favourite is cookies and cream. Oh. But I've tried that Pavlova one as well. If you're down in Christchurch at all, the Darfield Dairy makes the biggest ice creams, and they've got the kiwi fruit and pavlova ice cream here. Okay, what's your opinion on rum and raisin?
Starting point is 00:09:34 I actually like it. Oh, Lynette, get out of here, Lynette. Ew. Ew, Lynette. Well, then again, I'm a rum drinker, so... Yeah, there you go. She just likes the rum part. Yeah, Lynette, now I can get on board.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Hello, Jaylyn. How are you? Hi, Jaylyn. Hi. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? It'll have to be the Paddle Pop Rainbow flavoured ice cream. Ooh, are we accepting ice creams on a stick? No.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Ooh. What? No, I don't think we are, Jalyn. Hang on. Can you get Paddle Pop Rainbow in a tub? No. Nah. Controversial, Jalyn.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Controversial. Did you want to default to something else? My next option was going to say Choco Bar, but that's on a stick too. That's on a stick too? It's our fault we didn't stipulate the rules before we did this. Michelle, what is the best ice cream flavour in the world? Oh, it's definitely got to be rum and raisin.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Get out of here, Michelle. Michelle. Stop hijacking. Michelle, what happened to you as a child? I'm not too sure. Michelle, are you all right? Yep. Are you all right?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Michelle. No, Bree's right. No, Michelle. Michelle, are you all right? Yep. Good. Great. No, good for Michelle.
Starting point is 00:11:00 At least there's plenty of rum and raisins there. No one's ever going to take it all before she gets there. Sharnika, what is the best ice cream flavour in the whole world? Well, I was actually going to say tableau, but I've changed my mind to Gold Rush. Oh! Wait. I forgot all about Gold Rush.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Gold Rush is basically Crunchy Bar ice cream, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's got a little bit, and then it's just like a real good caramel, like... What is this BS? We never got this in Aussie. Oh, you've got to have one. So you can get them, you know crunchy bars?
Starting point is 00:11:30 Do you have crunchy bars? Yeah. So you can get them, they're shaped like a crunchy bar, and then it's like a log of ice cream covered in crunchy bar chocolate. That sounds like a unicorn ice cream. Yeah. Shanika, you've come right out of left field there, and we really, really appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I'm still worried about Michelle, though. Is Michelle right? Is she all right? We'll go to one more. And now, Alex, you're not a Kiwi. You're not an Australian. You're from the United States of America, right? Yes, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I think you guys have barely scratched the potential of ice cream. Okay. My favorite flavor of ice cream is a peanut butter melt away. So it has chocolate and peanut butter sauce on the side, vanilla ice cream, and my favourite shop put little bits of Reese's in it as well and then whipped cream on top. And, I mean, they wonder why they're overweight.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Hey. Bree and Clint. Our Hollywood reporter live in LA, also Brad Pitt's body double, Dean McCarthy. Hello, sir. I get Ellen Degenerate.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I think it's more duper ganger than Brad Pitt, but thank you. Dean McCarthy, I've seen your Instagram. You haven't had ice cream since 1994, but if you did,
Starting point is 00:12:44 what is the best ice cream flavor in the whole world? Oh, probably strawberry. Is that lame? Yeah, a bit lame. That's so basic, Dean. That's one level off vanilla. Oh, mate. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:12:59 He likes what he likes. He likes what he likes, and he's got hot goss for us. Tell us what your exclusive news is regarding Celine Dion's new toy boy. Okay, I'm just going to tell you this because I thought this was so funny. Obviously, Celine Dion is not like the big usual Hollywood headline, but today I've been in stitches. It's been reported that Celine Dion has a toy boy, 34-year-old Pepe Menoz is his name.
Starting point is 00:13:23 I know him very well. Get off the grass. He's the gayest person that has ever been born. What? Look up gay. He's gay. He's not her boyfriend. They're friends.
Starting point is 00:13:35 So what's happened is they're actually best friends. He dances for her. Yeah. So the headlines are she's got this toy boy, this hot toy boy. You know, they're in photos together. He's on her plane. They are best friends. He's like the gay BFF. The gay husband. You know,
Starting point is 00:13:49 everyone is one of those. So I just want to debunk the myth. She's not dating him, they are just friends. Nah, you've got to push it. You've got to perpetuate it. Get Pepe to superstardom, you know. Let him have his 15 minutes of Celine Dion fame. I don't think he wants any 15 minutes of Celine Dion in that way.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Also, Dean, what's going on with Bill Cosby? Yeah, this is really fascinating, actually. Bill Cosby sent his prison into an immediate 24-hour shutdown, a security shutdown. What happened was he was being walked out into
Starting point is 00:14:22 the field, you know, like the prison yard where they go for like an hour a day or whatever. Anyway, some press outlet had a drone flying over the prison, going to take, trying to, attempting to take photos of Bill Cosby out in the prison yard, right? Anyway, so the police somehow detected this. They've got like a sensor or whatever. It is considered a huge breach because it's like throwing something over the fence, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:46 So they cleared the whole prison. Everyone sent back to their cells for 24 hours while they investigated. They still don't know who was controlling the drone, but we do know if they did print those photos, that's actually illegal. That is totally illegal for how they were, you know, how they were sourced. So, you know, there you go, another day, another drama. He's still in jail, I think, three to ten years, I believe is the sentence right now. Yeah, and I tell you what,
Starting point is 00:15:09 if he costs the other prison inmates their time in the yard, which I think you only get like an hour a day or something, it's not going to be an enjoyable time for Bill Cosby in prison, that's for sure. Okay, hey, Dean McCarthy, live from Los Angeles, thank you so much. Thanks, Dean. Bye, guys.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Brie and Clint. Let's figure out what, oh, where's my thing gone? Is it that? Oh, it's changed name. Let's just push this and hope it's right. Two idiots. Yeah, there we go. One dream.
Starting point is 00:15:33 To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks. Brie and Clint. The Hot Mess Express. 17 days to go. Come on, mate. You can't see this, but I've got these buttons that I push, and one of the buttons changed names just before we went to do it.
Starting point is 00:15:50 That's okay. I'll have my buttons in order when it comes time for us to play it float. Thanks to Tip Top Trumper. Hopefully, we'll have our stuff sorted. We've got the name, the Hot Mess Express. That's us. We're slowly narrowing down the songs, but we need an outfit. Yeah, we do need an outfit.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Overnight we put it to you to figure out what the people want. Because if we wear the most popular outfit according to the people surely the set's going to go off, right? Surely. So we put up there last night on our Instagram story
Starting point is 00:16:16 we said should we wear camo track suits? Should we wear matching pineapple suits? Should we wear train conductor outfits? Or should we go as a kiwi and a kangaroo? Which one came out on top? What was the most popular of those four options? The most popular were the matching pineapple suits. Really?
Starting point is 00:16:35 That was the most popular. The short-sleeved suits. The short-sleeved, yeah, shorts version of a suit. I get it. They're pretty cool. They're pretty cool. They are pretty cool. I could see us doing that.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I could see rocking that. Look, this is a democracy, and we will go with whatever your decision is, but there's one that we quite like, and we want to have another go. It's the train conductor. Now, the reason we want to put the train conductor back in the outfit mix is because it kind of goes with the name, the Hot Mess Express, right? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:17:08 But looking at it, the pineapple outfits also goes with the name, Pineapple Express, Hot Mess Express. Yeah, no, you're totally right. I'm just, I'm just imagining we're up there
Starting point is 00:17:20 and we've got like a train horn button. Yep. And we can use that a train horn button. Yep. And we can use that in the middle of the set. We can yell all aboard. All aboard the Hot Mess Express. Yeah, it works. It's but, but, but, but. If that's not what the people want, that's not what we're going to wear.
Starting point is 00:17:38 So we're going back to Instagram one more time. It's now down to two. The train conductor outfits or the matching pineapple suits. In 24 hours, whichever one is the most popular, we will send that off to the costume department at the Bree and Clint show and they will whip us up that outfit.
Starting point is 00:17:55 They'll either be making us short sleeve suits or they'll be making us train conductor outfits. To be honest, I'd be happy with either. No, don't say that now when you definitely prefer one. Say what you mean so that people know. You don't have to vote this way, but just say what you mean. Train conductor.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Train conductor. Because then, if this doesn't work out, we can get a job on the city rail. Yeah, we can. We do love to ride that rail. She's cracked herself up, ladies and gentlemen. That's a Simpsons reference. It is live right now on our Instagram story.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Bree and Clint, if you want to vote, simple poll. You just click one way or the other as to which outfit. We've done a Photoshop so you can see us in the outfits as well. The real reason we've got to lock this down, we've got a high-level DJ photo shoot coming up, and we've got to have our outfits made. We've actually got to have something ready. Yeah, so we'll know in 24 hours what we're wearing.
Starting point is 00:18:56 We also have another very big part of this we want to launch after 5 o'clock, and this requires celebrity help. This is a big deal, New Zealand. This is going to take this whole idea to the next level. Behind outfits and a name, what is the other most important ingredient that successful DJ duos have? Try and figure that out and we'll launch it just after five. There's a text message that's
Starting point is 00:19:15 going viral in New Zealand today and that message was received by a guy called Johnny. Johnny's in the studio with us. Hey, Johnny. Hello, mate. It's going viral on Reddit. Hello, mate. Hey. Pretty good. It's going viral on Reddit. This is a big thing.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Now, you received this text message from your neighbour. Is that correct? Yeah, my neighbour who is also my landlord. Oh. We didn't know that bit. Right. Can you read for us the text message that has just gone all over Reddit? It's now on the New Zealand Herald and everyone's sharing it around today. Sure thing. It goes, Hi, John. Canerald and everyone's sharing it around today. Sure thing.
Starting point is 00:19:45 It goes, Hi, John. Can you please change your alarm to any song that isn't Pōie? Waking up to a loud Māori lady screaming at 6am was okay for the first three months, but it's getting kind of old. Now, the song that your landlord is talking about
Starting point is 00:20:00 is the legendary Pātea Māori Club track, Pōie. about is the legendary party a multi club track boy yeah one of our absolute all-time favorite songs is it a favorite of yours it was this year it's like any alarm song right eventually you get sick of it but I've never failed to wake up to the song it's never it shakes morning. It brings you in straight away. I guess as soon as that bit hits, that... That part there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Followed by a drum beat. It could be the perfect alarm tone. I'd say easily the perfect alarm tone. We had an idea. We did have an idea, Johnny, which obviously, did you text him back?
Starting point is 00:20:43 No, I didn't actually. I just left it on the scene. Excellent. So you haven't texted him back. And, I mean, you could send him something really nice back. You could give him a call and say, you know, I'm really sorry. Or you could call him and we could just play Poirier down the line. Sounds like a plan to me.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Okay, cool. We're going to put the call in now. We didn't realise that he was your landlord as well before we came up with this plan. I reckon you just say something like, hey, it's Johnny, I've got something for you. Is that what we do? Or do we just play it?
Starting point is 00:21:13 Or do we call it on private and then just play it down the line so Johnny doesn't get in trouble? Okay, let's do it. Okay. I hope he's in a good mood. He will be after this, surely. His favourite song. Hello?
Starting point is 00:21:42 Everyone down! You gotta wonder too, Everyone down. You got a one to two. How loud is Johnny's alarm if the landlord can hear it from next door? Well, I can hear her dear child screaming from the room. Oh, so it's just payback. I'm into the subwoofer. The New Zealand heat wave. It's all anyone can talk about right now.
Starting point is 00:22:09 It's getting pretty damn hot. Today, I was feeling it. We're feeling it all around the country. How are you going at your house? We've got fans. I slept in the lounge the other day to sleep underneath the heat pump on cold. Oh, yeah. So, not great.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I'm a pretty good sleeper, but i'm not doing too well at the moment you got heat stroke in like low 20s yeah i did you keep yeah i did but i was doing some heavy garden lifting and stuff like i did like i did i did i did a good couple hours of work yes i did okay look this is hot for us it's new it's like i've said before and i'll say it again this is kiwi hot this is new zealand hot. And I get it because it is getting hot. And I thought as an Aussie, we get pretty bloody hot over in Aussie. And you have to be really resourceful and come up with different ways to stay cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:56 So I've come up with some ways to beat the heat wave, some hacks. All right. I've actually done a lot of these things. There'll be people who are really keen for these at the moment. These are for people that don't have air conditioning. Okay, cool. So if you don't have air conditioning in the heatwave, you can open the fridge, open the freezer,
Starting point is 00:23:16 and it cools the whole house. Also, as a bonus, it ruins your fridge. I mean, you don't think about that at the time. No, yeah, yeah. You, it ruins your fridge. I mean, you don't think about that at the time. No, yeah, yeah. You can live in your car. Oh, you mean with the aircon running? Yes, yes. Just go for long drives.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah. What about live at the shopping centre? Just like loiter. Just like hang around. Yeah. Just for hours. Good option, yeah. Great.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Date someone with a pool. Or just an inflatable pool in your background, backyard. My next one was install a pool in your living room. There you go. I've legit done this one. Get a bowl of ice and a fan. Put the bowl of ice in front of the fan. Air conditioner.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Until the ice melts. Yeah, and then you have to refill. What about be very indecisive when picking frozen foods at the supermarket? A lot of people are standing in front of the milk area at the moment, I reckon. Oh, just loitering around there. Also, any other time of the year going to the supermarket with no shoes on, frowned upon. Right now, that cold lino
Starting point is 00:24:26 in the refrigerated section, oh baby. So good. Cool me, cool me, cool me down. Did I tell you that I saw Sonny Bill at the supermarket last week with no shoes on? Did you? Yeah. Yeah, I can believe that he would do that. He's very attractive.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Speaking of shoes, in the heat wave, way to beat the heat, put your shoes in the freezer. They're not hygiene hacks. Well, keep them away from the frozen meat. No, the cold temperature will kill the bugs. Right, exactly. And the last one.
Starting point is 00:24:59 They're not like a rock solid Birkenstock either. Hey, delicious. The last one I've got, get a heap of ice, pull down your sheet covers, put it all in your bed when you go to bed. It's cold. Yeah, some of those are real good, man. Some of those are.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Hey, don't knock them until you try them. I mean, yeah, true. You're right, I haven't tried half of them. You haven't tried them. I wonder if there's better ones out there. Surely. I wonder if there's better ones out there. Surely. I wonder if there's people out there who have got good heatwave hacks. What are you doing at the moment to cool your place down
Starting point is 00:25:31 short of going and blowing all your money on one of those Dyson fans? Yeah, don't buy that. Don't buy that? Don't buy that. Hit us right now. What's your heatwave hack? We want all of them. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Bree and Clint. Look, New Zealand, we're feeling it too. The heat wave, it's hit New Zealand hard. I mean, there's some parts of New Zealand that are getting really, really hot. Yeah, there are. Not as hot as Australia, but hot. And today, to be honest, I was like, it's damn hot. It is damn hot today.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Feeling hot, hot, hot. Bree had to do a three-minute walk from the car park to our building and when she came in, she had that sweat that sits just on your upper lip when you've got a shiny lip. A Sula. Yeah. Sweaty upper lip alert. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:16 I get that a lot, actually. So we want to know from you on 0800DALZM, what are your heatwave hacks, yeah? Yeah, just to help out the people. Kia ora, Evelyn. Kia ora, Aaron. First of all, how hot? Oh, real hot. How hot is it, Evelyn?
Starting point is 00:26:31 Too hot. What's your heatwave hack? So my heatwave hack is to get a light duvet cover for summer. Just take out the duvet, sit inside it, and then put the fan inside a gap, and it'll just float all the air inside.
Starting point is 00:26:47 No, I've seen this on Facebook. So you're in like a little wind tunnel cocoon thing. Yeah, just stay inside. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't move. It's not great for work. It's not great for socialising, but it is good for heat.
Starting point is 00:27:03 There's a real good one on the text machine. Someone's texted in and said, pet cooling mats from Kmart. I've heard those are good. They've got like a jelly inside them that doesn't get hot, and you can lie on the ground like a dog. That's amazing. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Here she is. It's Amber, everybody. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi, guys. What's your heat wave hack? I'm quite embarrassed about it. I'm a little bit bogan, but it's putting tinfoil over your bedroom window,
Starting point is 00:27:30 so then you can open the window but keep the sun out. Also, aliens can't hear what you're thinking. I look like a bit of a freak in the neighbourhood, but it's all good. Also, the police think you're running a tinny house. Well, maybe I am. Hey, Shakira. Shakira?
Starting point is 00:27:55 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Hello. What's your hay wave hack? It was the Kmart one. Like, you, you like,
Starting point is 00:28:02 go buy a pet calling pad. Pet calling pad. Stick it in your freezer and you stick it under your sheet so when you go to a pet cooling pad, stick it in your freezer and you stick it under your sheet so when you go to bed you're cool all night.
Starting point is 00:28:09 So you've done this? I do it for my partner just because he suffers from seizures and the heat kind of gets to him. Oh, you're a sweetheart. That is lovely.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Why don't you get one for yourself as well or do you not want to sleep on a dog mat? Nah, I don't know. I mean, it's pretty tempting. He's always cool at night. Hey. Speaking of dogs, a text has come through and just said to remind people not to walk
Starting point is 00:28:32 your dogs in the heat because they actually burn the bottom of their feet. They burn their little dog pads. I saw a really good way of knowing if it's too hot for dogs. Obviously, you could just look outside. But apparently, you hold your hand on the ground, on the concrete, for five seconds. And if you can't keep it there for a full five seconds, then it's too hot to walk a dog. Really? Yeah. Okay, that's good to know.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Final one. Welcome, Cherie. Hi, how are you going? Cherie, what's your heatwave hack? Hi, so you can get a pillow and put it into a big bag and then put it into the freezer. So even today, you stick your bra and your undies in your clothes, and then when you go to bed, it's so nice and cool.
Starting point is 00:29:09 You can slip them in. It's been absolutely cool. Okay, we're breaking up a little bit. I heard you put a pillow and your bra and your undies in a freezer bag in the freezer before you go to bed. Is that what it is? That's correct. Yeah, I like that.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Feeling wet, wet, wet. Sorry, what did you just say? All right, it's time We are using this democratic process To figure out exactly what we put in our DJ set You and me are going to play float We're going to play float, festival, thanks to Tip Top Trumpet In just 17 days
Starting point is 00:29:44 The music needs to be. The music needs to be fire. The music needs to be perfect. It's not going to be a long set and every single song needs to hit with pace. Yesterday by unanimous vote I got this song into our set. And to be honest with you
Starting point is 00:30:02 it was low hanging fruit. It was an easy, easy win. But I think it would be remiss of us not to have it in there. It's good. Today, the challenge falls to you, Brie Thomas-El, to pitch another song. We have our music jury standing by. Hi, Bailey.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Hi, Bailey. Hi. You know music, right, Bailey? You're a pro. Yeah. Yeah, good. Sounds confident, too. We're You're a pro. Yeah. Yeah, good. Sounds confident too. We're going to need to replace Kylie.
Starting point is 00:30:29 We need another jury member. Let's go to Tim. Hi, Tim. Hi, Tim. Hey. Tim, you know music, right, mate? Yep. And you're not going to hang up like Kylie, right?
Starting point is 00:30:40 No, I don't think so. Okay, cool. All right, wait there. And one more jury member. You know what? We'll come back to them. We'll come back to them. Oh, no, I don't think so. Okay, cool. All right, wait there. And one more jury member. You know what? We'll come back to them. We'll come back to them. Oh, no, I'm not confident.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Oh, no, actually, we've got them. You can take your time. Hi, Taylor. Hi. You know music, right? Yeah, I do. You know what makes a good set. I do, I do.
Starting point is 00:30:56 You've seen all the world's greatest DJs and you know what you want out of ours, right? Oh, what fits R&B. There you go. I feel like Taylor might be on my side with this one. When you're ready. Because you don't know what this is. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:31:09 I genuinely have not heard your song. Can I just say I've had so much anxiety trying to pick this song. There's just so many good songs. Yeah. And I had to go with my gut on this. Okay. And I'm pitching this legendary track. Hey, Brooklyn, here we go. Come on.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Down the barrel of a cup Sing it with me. Got a voice, try and understand it And the boys will make it clear Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Johnny Farnham, the voice. You know I played this at my wedding?
Starting point is 00:32:05 Did you? Yeah. So I know you're on board. You've taken a risk though. It's a risk. You've taken a risk. It's a risk. Because it's big, but it's not Wagon Wheel big.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Or is it? Or is it? Is it? Let's go to our music jury. Producer Ellie, I know, froths that song. Producer Ellie, if you were on the jury, is the song in? Would that song be in there if you were in the music jury? If you have 100%.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Okay. So can we just take her as one of the voters? No, she's not a voter, unfortunately. First vote goes to Bailey. Come on, Bailey. Bailey. Yeah, absolutely. Yes, Bailey!
Starting point is 00:32:42 Okay, great. That's one. That's one. All I need is one more. In the bag. Bailey. Yeah, absolutely. It's a yes. Okay, great. That's one. That's one. All I need is one more. In the bag. Taylor. It's a yes. It's a yes.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Does she have a clean sweep, though? Let's find out. Let's go to Tim. Tim, what's your vote? No way. That's all right. We've got two. We've got two.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Yeah, it is. Is it actually a yes? Yes. There we go. Yes, Tim. Picture it. Roll the float. Everyone singing in unison.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Here comes the drop Got a voice trying to understand it Make that noise and make it clear I'm excited. I love it. I'm on board. Oh, it's going to be good. Tim, you're on board, aren't you?
Starting point is 00:33:41 Yeah, mate. He's on. The boys are on. So far, our DJ set stands at Darude Sandstorm and John Farnham, The Voice. Took a risk. No regrets. We will find our third song tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Beat the ball. Thanks to Lone Star. At the moment, you can win a trip for two to Nashville and Cabo San Lucas. Thanks to Lone Star. At the moment, you can win a trip for two to Nashville and Cabo San Lucas. Thanks to Lone Star and Corona. All you have to do is scan your Lone Star loyal app with any purchase
Starting point is 00:34:11 until the end of February and you're in the draw. To celebrate, we've got cash to give away. Oh, yeah. Giddy up. Let's do it. You feel good saying that? Yeah. I regretted it, I think, after I said it.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Pretty easy game. How long can you hold on to the bull for before he bucks you off? The money goes up as you hold on for longer. We'll see. What? Yep. No, you're doing it. Is that it?
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yeah, that's it. Just don't hold on too long or you'll get nothing. Hey, Mel. Hi. Okay, you know how the game works. Are you ready to jump on the bull? Yep, sure am. Come on, Mel.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Best of luck. We want you to get rich here. Here we go. Okay, thanks. Count her down, Bree. Three, two,. Come on, Mel. Best of luck. We want you to get rich here. Here we go. Okay, thanks. Count her down, Brie. 3, 2, 1, let's ride. 3, 2, 1. 110.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Yeah, you ride that ball. 115. 115. 145. Can you hold on? You can do it! 150 170
Starting point is 00:35:12 175 185 200 185. 200. That is one angry ball. Oh, no. He's off. Oh, Mel.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I didn't even know. Mel. You rode the ball for too long, mate, and you've been bucked off. Yeah. Oh, well. Oh, well, thanks anyway. That's okay. We're going to make sure you get some prizes.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Let's try and get you some Lone Star vouchers or something, okay? Okay, wicked. Thank you. Cool. No worries. Bugger! I wonder if that means we'll get more money tomorrow. I wonder if that's the way it works.
Starting point is 00:36:03 You never know with stuff like this, right? Yeah, yesterday's one went to 500. That one only went to 200. So you do never know. You've just got to feel the vibes and jump off when you can. You've got to be happy with a certain amount and then just go with it. Yeah, exactly. Come in knowing what you want.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Thanks, Lone Star and Corona, for our chance to play Beat the Bull. We'll play it again tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Hello, you've reached Bree's Sicky Hotline. Where we call a workplace and you have to get the day off even though you don't work there. You know someone at The Rock who's saying we stole this feature off them? I know.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Who is that? Jim. Jim gave us a call last week and he goes, you stole this segment from me. Yeah. And then I said, Jim, how long have you been doing it? And he goes, oh, a year. And I said, I've been doing it back in Aussie for about three. Jim went real quiet after that. Yeah. And then I said, Jim, how long have you been doing? And he goes, oh, a year. And I said, I've been doing it
Starting point is 00:36:45 back in Aussie for about three. Jim went real quiet after that. Yeah, he didn't know. I know Jim well, love the guy, but he didn't have much to say after that. And to be honest, I said, Jim, I stole it off YouTube from someone else. There are no new ideas,
Starting point is 00:37:00 but this idea is you need to ring somewhere and tell them that you're not coming into work. The trick is you don't work there. I'm going to tell you the workplace and the sickie excuse. Today you're calling Bunnings Warehouse. Love Bunnings. And you're going to tell them you can't come in because you need to help your
Starting point is 00:37:17 miniature pony give birth. Yep. You're up for that? Sounds like something I would do. Okay. I'm keen for it. Let's do it. Best of luck. All right. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. That's good.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Hey, I just got to swap one of my shifts. Who's this? It's your favourite. Okay. My favourite. Okay. My favourite. Your favourite employee. Come on, give me a name. Who do you think it is?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Who do you think it is? Is this Quinny? You nailed it, mate. Why do you sound different? I'm a little bit sick at the moment. You sound like Australian. Do I? That's offensive.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Do you have my rosters there? I need to change one of my shifts. Yeah. Next week. I'm working on Tuesday, aren't I? Yeah, I need to switch that shift. Have I told you how I've been breeding miniature ponies? For the last six months or so, I've been trying to breed this miniature pony that I have
Starting point is 00:38:36 and she's pregnant and then the vet told me that I actually, she could they're going to induce her, so she's actually going to give birth and I need to be there when she pops this baby horse out. I don't even want to think about it. There's blood and all kinds of stuff that's going to go on. The vet's going to come over and help me deliver this baby horse. You sure you're Quinny? Yes, mate.
Starting point is 00:39:03 So is that okay? Is that possible to change that shift? Because I just don't want the horse She's pretty sensitive I don't want her to be by herself You'll have to go through For the leadership roster Right, right
Starting point is 00:39:17 But it's okay with you? No Why not? I haven't given you any clearance Why not? Because leadership rosters are prepared by So I can't given you any clearance. Why not? Because leadership rosters are prepared by ***. So I can't give you any clearance. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:39:29 I get it. Cool. Yeah, cool, mate. All right, well, thanks for the chat. Okay. All right, thanks, mate. Was it Queen? I mean, first of all, it's a big fat fail.
Starting point is 00:39:41 It's not. It's a no-go as far as the sickie goes. But I was close. You did very good My favourite bit Was when he goes Quinny you sound Australian You sound different
Starting point is 00:39:51 Last night I had a late phone call From one of my mates Who was getting into The Auckland airport Oh yeah And she said Can you do me a massive favour
Starting point is 00:40:02 And come grab me Yeah And I said Okay I'm not doing anything. How late? It was, yeah. Yeah. 10, 10.30. 10.30.
Starting point is 00:40:11 And they asked you at 10.30? Yeah, it was last minute. Okay. Some stuff happened and she said, you know, I know it's last minute. Can you come grab me? Yeah. I wasn't in a state to go out in public, but I thought I'm just going to go to the airport, pick her up, drop her home.
Starting point is 00:40:25 It'll be fine. Yeah. I'd washed my hair. I was in tracksuit pants. I had a shirt on that had all kinds of stains on it. Yeah. Like I was, you know, I was in my comfies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:35 I looked horrific. You're in your daggies. I looked terrible. I didn't even have my eyebrows on. You were in your year three relationship clothes. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Anyway, so I've gotten in the car and I've went to pick her up and on the way there, no fuel. Ah. So I was like, okay, well, this is happening. It's all right. People go to the gas, I used to work in a gas station. People come in in all sorts of shapes. All states, right?
Starting point is 00:41:00 Yeah, absolutely. I thought it's fine. Gas station, much like the supermarket, no man's land. Yep. I'll duck in and out, you know, it'll be thought it's fine. Gas station, much like the supermarket, no man's land. Yep. I'll duck in and out, you know, it'll be all good. Yeah. I get to the petrol station, I've put fuel in my car and I walk in and there's a really lovely girl standing at the counter straight away.
Starting point is 00:41:17 She goes, oh, I know you. I know you. And I was like, no. I was like, I'm literally in the worst possible state you could ever see me. Yeah. It was bad. Yeah. And I was like, here we go.
Starting point is 00:41:34 I was like, how am I going to get out of this? And she goes, oh, what's your name from the edge? Oh, perfect. And I go, yep, Sharon's my name. Sharon Casey. Threw Sharon straight under the bus and she goes, hey, have a good show tomorrow, Sharon. Well done.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Well done. So, Sharon, if you're listening, don't go to the servo just near the airport. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival-ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Brie and Clint are the Hot Miss Express.
Starting point is 00:42:18 17 days to go. Right, so for the past week and a half, we've decided that we're starting a DJ duo, which hopefully will be ready to play at Float. 17 days, by the way. That's not... 17 days. Yeah, we've slowly realised that we've bitten off more than we can chew.
Starting point is 00:42:34 I feel like we need some serious backup. We need expert help. Expert help. That's why today we've enlisted the helps of our man, Key! Welcome to the studio. What's up, man? That's why today we've enlisted the helps of our man, KEEEYS! Welcome to the studio. What's up man? We're calling you our expert advisor. That's a very nice compliment.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Our talent coach. And maybe even our producer. Well that's what we're hoping. What are we dealing with? Well first of all, what are your thoughts? Me, Bree, the Hot Mess Express, playing float. You're playing float. You're playing float. I'm playing float.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Do you think we can pull a set together? We've had two weeks already and we've got 17 days left. Do you think we can do this thing? I think anything's possible with the right team. That's a great attitude.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Good answer. That is a really good answer to have. I love that we automatically become like at least 100% cooler that Kings is on board. If we can rope him in.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Hopefully. Hopefully. We'll see. Is there any amount of money, compliments, praise that would convince you to associate yourself in any way with the Hot Mess Express? No. No, not really. What if Clint gets a tattoo of your symbol on his body? I think my partner would have a fit if you did that.
Starting point is 00:43:49 She's the only one with one, I think. Oh, really? I remember my drummer was like, yo, I'm going to get it done, and she gave him the evil. So don't do that. We won't do that. Well, I won't do that. How about if we don't do it?
Starting point is 00:44:00 Yeah, yes. Then I'm in. We've got an idea. And we haven't said this out loud yet. I'm so excited for this. Yeah. Then I'm in. We've got an idea. Okay. And we haven't said this out loud yet. I'm so excited for this. Yeah. Be kind. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:09 What are your thoughts on helping us produce an original single? I'm actually down. That's what I'm saying. That's what made Avicii big. I like challenges. Yeah. So we need a sound and we need something that people can hold on to so that we're
Starting point is 00:44:27 legit, right? So that we're not just playing other people's music. You guys need your sexy bitch from David Guetta. We need our breakthroughs. We know you're ridiculous at making tunes. You can make tunes in an hour or ten minutes pretty much. We're thinking we need your flavour
Starting point is 00:44:44 on it. All right. What are you thinking? Like a big build and a drop? I'm thinking drop. And the other question is, do we have long enough to make this song? How long was it? We've got 17 days,
Starting point is 00:44:54 but ideally we'd like to release the song because people need to hear the song first. No one wants to hear new music at a festival. No. They want to hear the hits. So we've got 17 days not not just to make a song, but to make the song famous. Wow.
Starting point is 00:45:08 What do you think about a week? You know the saying, Rome was built in... That's not the saying. No, Rome wasn't built in a day. Was a song built in a week by Kings? I don't know. We'll make it work, man. We can make this work?
Starting point is 00:45:22 I've had tighter timelines before, so we'll do it. Hey, we're on. We're on to something big here. We can make this work? I've had tighter timelines before, so we'll do it. Hey, we're on. We're on to something big here. We're on. What is it? The Hot Mess Express? The Hot Mess Express. Your boy.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Produced by King. Yeah. That's massive. Huge. Okay. Let's see where we get to. I'm too excited. I had like an excitement blackout just then.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Did you? Yeah. Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I've started a radio feud with The Edge. So I told a story just before about how I was looking horrific, like terrible, tracky-dacks. My hair was horrible. Food on your T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Food on my T-shirt. And I got recognised as the girl from radio at this service station and she goes, you're that girl from radio, The Edge. And I said, yeah, Sharon, that's my name, Sharon Casey. Just threw Sharon under the bus. Sharon's messaged me. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:46:21 She said, so a listener of theirs that was listening to us has messaged her on the text machine and told her about it. She goes, how dare you tarnish my good face? Sharon is one of my best friends. And she's great, but she will hunt you down and she will kill you. Yeah, I'm terrified. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Three and Clint's birthday banger. kill you. Yeah, I'm terrified. Please send all your complaints to The Edge. Sharon Casey. Text them to 3343 now. Let's do a birthday banger. Let's find out what was number one on your 16th birthday. We will then play the best one according to us. Hi, Ella. Hello. Ella,
Starting point is 00:47:04 what's your birthday? My birthday is 5 September 1999. Okay, Ella, you were 16 in 2015 on the 12th of September and back on that day, this was number one. What do you mean? Just done Bieber. In the future, this will be a great birthday bang to look back on. Right now, I think it's too fresh. Too fresh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:32 You agree? Yeah, I could have. I wasn't expecting better. Yeah. That's okay. Like we said, give it time, like a fine wine. Let it age. Let it age.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Let it marinate. Let's go to someone who's older than you. Hi, Stephanie. Hi, Steph. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Steph who's older than you. Hi, Stephanie. Hi, Steph. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Steph? 18th of the 3rd, 91. Okay, Steph, you were 16 in 2007 on the 18th of March,
Starting point is 00:47:54 and this is your birthday bagger. This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. Yeah. This is why. This is why. Yeah. This is why I'm hot. Can you name the artist, Steph?
Starting point is 00:48:03 Not a clue. No, no one can. Neither. It's by one can. Neither. It's by Mims. M-I-M-S. And you get, this is why, this is why I'm hot. This goes off at a club setting, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Yeah. Does it go off on the radio? Or is it four and a half minutes of one guy saying the same thing? Oh, I'm keen. I like it. Steph's keen. Are you keen, Steph? Better than Bieber.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Better than Bieber. I can get that on a T-shirt. Hey, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hey. Steph's keen. Are you keen, Steph? Better than Bieber. Better than Bieber. I can get that on a T-shirt. Hey, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hey. What's your birthday, Bells? 26 of May, 87. Okay, Bella, you were 16 in 2003 on the 26th of May,
Starting point is 00:48:35 and back in the early 2000s, this was number one. Oh, we don't play much rock music and this would really stand out. Evanescence, bring me to life. Is it emo? It is very emo. Although Evanescence fans would be pissed off at us calling it emo, actually.
Starting point is 00:49:03 How do you feel about it? Well, I did own the CD, so I can't judge. Yeah, okay. Producer Ellie, can I say, when this song has come up, I've never seen her so excited. Ellie, if this goes to a stalemate and you have to vote, you're going to vote for Evanescence, aren't you? Oh, easy.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Okay. Yeah. All right, so we know what's coming. There's no need to even do that. All right. I'm going to let you vote first. It's out of Mims and Evanescence. We're not going Bieber, eh?
Starting point is 00:49:32 Nah, Bieber's off. We're not going Bieber. It's too early. I'm going Evanescence. Me too. Yes! Yes! Don't we got three-way Evanescence?
Starting point is 00:49:41 We got a three-way Evanescence on board. We've got an Evanescence three-way. Yeah. Where is she? Where's our girl? Not stiff. I've gone to the wrong one. Oh, she's gone.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Who cares? Here's Birthday Banger. How can you see? Bree and Clint. Hot chips. Are they your weakness? They're my weakness. I just don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Like chocolate I can do without. As soon as hot chips come around. I can not finish a block of chocolate. No. But I can't not finish a whole thing of chips. To the point that I'll say, I'll have a couple. Next thing you know, you're pouring the whole thing into your mouth. You're like, give them to me faster.
Starting point is 00:50:22 The salt out of the bottom of the packet. I've got some hot chips here. I've just ordered some on Uber Eats. Yeah, I know. I can smell them. These are our favourite chips. They're mine and your favourite chips. We call them the show chips because we get them on Uber Eats and they are absolutely delicious. They're so good. I want you to hold them and not eat them, okay?
Starting point is 00:50:38 That's mean. Yeah, you can smell them, right? Oh my god. They're so good. There has been a study done that suggests you can get the same kind of reward from hot chips from smelling them that you would from eating them if you let yourself just sniff them for two minutes oh come on so what i want you to do is bring them closer to your nose bring them closer to your nose and have a big big sniff okay i've started a timer big sniff give a big sniff
Starting point is 00:51:09 we're just gonna sit here for a bit still hungry and see if the cravings go away this is what the research says a quick smell primes our brain to taste it a longer smell ends up being as satisfying as eating the chips themselves the research says the study indicates that if we actually need to trigger the reward center in our brain we can just use the aroma of the chips so if you hold it you're not sniffing enough by the way you're just sort of looking at them and almost drooling. Oh, no, I can smell them. My mouth is watering. So the idea being you keep them there long enough,
Starting point is 00:51:49 the want to eat them is going to go away, and you're going to get to the point where your body goes, oh, sweet, I've sniffed them long enough. I don't need to eat them. Yep, no, that hasn't happened yet. Hasn't happened yet. Well, we haven't quite reached the two-minute mark yet. They're saying your brain is not smart enough to tell whether the sensory pleasure is coming from the nose or the stomach.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Which I find hard to believe, but I do want to find out if it's true. You got 15 seconds left. You know, as you're reading all of that science stuff, all my brain is doing is chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips. Eat the chips, eat the chips, eat the chips, chips, chips. Eat the chips. Eat the chips. Eat the chips. Eat the chips. You've got seven seconds left. Oh, this is not real good. I don't think it's working.
Starting point is 00:52:34 And that's time up. Hand me the chips. I'm just going to chuck them in the bin. No! Don't! Don't chuck them in! Don't. Honestly, don't. That's mean. You're cured, right? Science is bullshit. Apple has come under fire in the last couple of days where they've made a massive mistake in the new update.
Starting point is 00:52:56 So essentially FaceTime, a FaceTime bug that Apple has missed, lets you hear someone even if they haven't picked up your FaceTime. That is terrifying. Isn't that so scary? So let me get it straight. You ring me. Yes, so I call you on FaceTime. Yeah, and I pick it up and it's ringing
Starting point is 00:53:16 and I can see on my phone that it's ringing. Yep, and you know how FaceTime automatically, when someone's calling you, it opens up the camera? Yes, yes. And I look at it and I go, oh, Bree. Don't want to pick that up. Yeah, I've had enough of her today. She is so annoying.
Starting point is 00:53:36 I hate her. She's such a bitch. I wish she'd get run over by a Suzuki Swift. Whoa! A Suzuki Swift? At least I got a fighting chance. Oh, well. I wish she'd get run over by a Suzuki Swift. A Suzuki Swift? At least I got a fighting chance. Oh, well. I'll pick it up.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Hey, Brie, how are ya? I heard everything. Awkward. Phone drop. Yeah, so apparently this went viral on Twitter when people started talking about how they figured out how you could do this. How do you do it? So essentially, the iPhones, both of them that you're calling from and that you're calling, have to have iOS 12.1.0 or above, which I think most iPhones would be on that iOS at the moment.
Starting point is 00:54:22 What was it? 12.1.0. Is that you? Oh, I can't tell actually. We're off to a good start. Oh yeah, I'm on 12.1.2. Well, that's you. You're above.
Starting point is 00:54:36 And I haven't taken the most recent update either. No. So this is you. They open FaceTime and you call the other using video call. Yeah. And then whilst you're ringing someone, you can swipe up to show the full menu screen and then essentially you add a person onto the call. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:52 The person you add has to be your own number. Oh, you add yourself in? You add yourself in. Yeah. And now you should be able to hear the audio from the person you called. This is taking, this is going to take stalking to a whole new level. I know. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:08 And apparently there's a way where you can actually see the video from the other person's phone that you're calling. Nah, not keen. You know what this proves? It proves that your phones can listen to you and they can see you anytime. That someone can hack your phone and they can get in there. Regardless of what they say, oh, no one's looking, they can't get in there. No, that's against the law.
Starting point is 00:55:26 People can see. Every camera that you've got in your house, every microphone, every Alexa, every video-enabled laptop, somebody can see. And it doesn't always mean that little light comes on to say the camera's working. I tape my camera up on my laptop.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Yeah, that's because you do a lot of... Personal things. Yeah, dance rehearsals. Yeah, yeah, yeah you do a lot of personal things. Yeah, dance rehearsals. Is there a fix for it? Apparently, Apple have now fixed the problem. Oh, it's gone away? Apparently. You don't need to do anything? Just be careful what
Starting point is 00:55:56 I say when someone's calling me. That's us. We're out of here. Huge day. We have recruited You're still eating chips. Sorry. It's us. We're out of here. Huge day. We have recruited... You're still eating chips. Sorry. It's so good. We've recruited a producer to make our debut single for the Hot Mess Express.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Kings is going to make us a banger. To be honest, this is probably one of the most exciting things I think I've ever done on radio. Artists and stuff pay tens of thousands of dollars for beats, and he's just going to do it for us. He's going to produce our first single, and we're going to play it at float. We're going to play it on the air here at ZM. The best bit,
Starting point is 00:56:33 he's going to do it all within a week as well, because we need to get it on air. We've only got 17 days until the festival, 16 days tomorrow. It's not long. There is not long to go at all. So, we'll have some, as soon as there all. So, we'll have some,
Starting point is 00:56:45 as soon as there's something made, we'll get it so you can hear a little bit of it. We'll get a bit of an approval process running, yeah?
Starting point is 00:56:51 Yeah, because you guys need to be part of it. You also need to tell us what we're going to wear. The poll is still in our Instagram story. Do you want to check?
Starting point is 00:56:57 I'll just check those results quickly. what's happening on the results? I'm just going to, while you do that, I'll eat these chips. Well,
Starting point is 00:57:02 one of us needs to talk. What? I can talk with my mouth full. Okay, so it's out of matching suits and matching suits with pineapples on them or matching train conductor suits for the Hot Mess Express. Currently, the pineapple suits are winning by 59%. Right. We want the train drivers to win, but we will go with whatever you decide, New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Whatever the people decide. We'd love your votes. You can search us, Bree and Clint, on Instagram. The poll's just in our story there, and it's one little click and your vote is done. That's it. See you guys. We'll see you back tomorrow. Be safe.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Bree and Clint. Weekdays 3-7 on ZM.

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