ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – January 31st 2019

Episode Date: January 31, 2019

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Hey everybody, big day. Big day on the show. Oh, I wore a new shirt. Is that new? Yeah, no one noticed. Looks like all your other shirts, I think that's why. Says the girl who's got 15 of the same t-shirt. I like, ooh. Did anybody hear Bree's digestion just then?

It was like an inside burp. Do that little rewind thing on the podcast and see if you get it. No, don't do that. Have you ever farted on air? Ah, not audibly. Well, what? Ew! Oh, ew from you. Ew from you, Miss

record yourself farting on people so they can hear it. I don't fart on them! I've seen your mother grimace as the wind from your butthole grazed her elbow. If you'd like to see that video, please head to my social media at Bree Thomas Hill. No, big day today because we ticked a lot of things off. I don't want to give too much away today because that's what you've got to look forward to in the podcast.

But we can give a few things away. We've got two more songs for our DJ lineup. We decided on that. What else did we pick? We may have some gigs locked in as well as float. If you're a podcast listener and you're in New Zealand, unfortunately you have to be in New Zealand. At the moment, until we go international.

Yeah, true. And if you've got an event in the next two weeks that you'd like us, the Hot Mess Express, to come play at, you can inbox us still at Bree and Clint on Facebook or Instagram. That's it. I had something else. We're working late tonight. I'm having a beer. And, yeah, we also decided on It's a Heineken light.

Yeah, controversial. We also decided on our costumes. Oh yeah, you've got that. But in the podcast, that might not be in there. Our costume decision, we kind of did that at the... No, we can just say that just in case podcast? It might not be in there. Our costume decision? We kind of did that at the... No, we can just say that just in case it's not. So we put it on the Instagram.

If you follow us on Instagram, it was between... Train drivers in short-sleeved pineapple suits. Yeah. Pineapple matching suits won. And we'd already ordered the train suits. And this is behind-the-scenes stuff. We ordered them. I didn't think that shitty pineapple suit would beat the great train driver outfit.

We just assumed that you guys would pick the train driver outfit. We're on a limited time frame, okay? And the shipping is very long, so we had to commit to one. Because what is it? We have to do a photo shoot next week. Yeah. For like some. That's it.

That's the time pressure. So the train drivers are good. You'll like them. You will like them. Back to the Heineken light. Yeah. So the train drivers are good. You'll like them. You will like them. Back to the Heineken Lite. Yeah. If you like this beer, who is going to the Bottle O and buying this? So, so you say that and I hear you.

Pregnant ladies? No, there's Heineken Zero for pregnant ladies. Oh, right. You can't have a Lite if you, well, you can actually. You can do whatever you want, but you shouldn't. Heineken Zero for the pre-go's. Wait, so this is 0.7 standard drink. Yeah, it's 2.5%, I think.

So a standard beer is between 4.5% and 5%, and this is 2.5%. It's lower carbs as well. So two case studies for you. One, a good mate of mine who drinks a lot of Heineken has switched to Heine-Lite. He reckons he's lost three kgs. How much beer was he drinking? He would be having two or three beers a night. Right.

Every night. Okay. The other one, at the Bottle-O, I went in there and, because I took a case of light to a party. And I got roasted. Of course you would have. And you would have stolen them from work. Yeah, I did. Yeah.

Because no one else wanted them. I didn't steal them. There's a case right there that no one's taken for two months. Because they're horrible. So I took a case of light to the party and I got booed out. They said, go and get real beer. Good mates. And I went to the Bottle-O and I told the lady that.

She goes, believe it or not, we sell out of it. And I said, I choose not. But she's positive that light and zero are one of their fastest selling beers. Oh, BS. She's been told to say that by Heineken. I don't know. You know, for our Aussie listeners, my first beer of choice back in the day was Tooie's Extra Dry. Oh, yeah.

I don't mind a Tooie's. But have you had the Extra Drys? No, I don't know. Oh, that'll put you on your ass. Oh, right. Yeah. Well, if you have 12 of them. Is this an underage drinking story? No, I don't know. Oh, that'll put you on your ass. Oh, right. Yeah. Well, if you have 12 of them. Is that some underage drinking story?

No, I was like early 20s. Bullshit. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Zidane. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zidane's Brie and Clint.

Marco. Polo. Oh, there and Clint. Marco. Polo. Oh, there you are. Hello. Tell the people what you just got really excited about just before we went on air. Who started following you on Instagram and you got all excited?

Who was it? Clinton. I didn't say it like that. I said... Ooh, look who just followed me. The words I said were, why does a vape store follow me? Because we all know that you're a vape ambassador.

I am not a vape ambassador. You love vaping. I am not a vape ambassador. You love it. No. No, I will not have you tar my good name with that brush. In the last week, have you or have you not vaped? It's irrelevant.

It's irrelevant. One vape does not a vapist make. It does not. That is not a saying. That is not. You're the one. You bought me one. What are you talking about?

You bought it for me for Christmas. Yeah, to stop you smoking. You smoke a pack a day. Now you're just telling bold-faced lies. Welcome to the show, everybody. Bree and Clint, great to be here with you this afternoon, where today we will be giving away cash, thanks to Lone Star, at $440.

$440, mate, if you need some cash, $440. Also on the show, playing at Float, on the Float Bill, our fellow peers and colleagues, Jupiter Project, are on the show today. Fellow DJ duo. That's right. We need some advice from them. Also, we need their help to lock something in for this.

We've got to result on our costumes, by the way. We'll let you know what that is later in the show, about four o'clock. If you've been voting, we know what we're going to wear. Maybe controversial, but we'll let you know soon. Up next, I want to talk some royal chat. I mean, I'm not a massive fan of the royal chat, but this is pretty funny.

What does Kate's pet name will? I'll tell you what it is next. Cool sentence. Thanks, mate. We all have those weird pet names that you have in relationships, you know, the secret names that you call your partner. Do you have one for Lucy, your wife? Yep. What do you call her? I don't know if I need to share it with you. Come on. I don't know if I need to share it with you. I'm about to read out the royal nicknames, pet names for each other. So I

think we can learn about yours. You do those and then I'll tell you mine. All right. So there's an article that's been released about the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, about what she calls Will, her hubby. Oh, is it Big Willie? So she actually does call him that. Big Willie. That was the original pet name that she had for Big Will when they were first dating. Better than Lil Willie.

But it's developed into a different name now. Oh, really? Okay. Something completely different. Right. So this article states that Kate Middleton calls her hubby Will baldy. Oh, that's mean. You're preying on a man's sensitive area there.

Apparently the nickname came about after Prince William complained about her endless mane of hair and that he was very jealous. Yeah. And she called him baldy. She does have beautiful hair. She does have great hair. I imagine, because having lived with a female for a little while now, it must be so sad for him every day when he has to go around and pick up her hair. Actually, he's a prince. I'm going to say, he hates vacuuming.

He wouldn't know what a vacuum is. But me, who does do the vacuuming, and all of Lucy's hair gets caught in the vacuum, I'm like, how do you shed this much and you're not bald? For a bald guy, you must be just like, you're literally throwing this stuff away. Do you know what I wouldn't give for a few of these strands, just to be able

to homosense in the top over? Not me. I've been blessed with fantastic hair genes, touch wood, that the bald demons never attack me in my sleep. Now, you've got a great head of hair. Baldi's a mean one. Didn't Ellie, our producer, didn't you have a partner who had a bit of a mean nickname for you?

Didn't kind of like Baldi? No. A friend who was called Chubby. Her boyfriend called her Chubby. Oh, come on. I don't know about that. As producer Ellie

eats her lunch. So I'm eating. Maybe I'm the Chubby one. What are you eating? Some tuna salad. Breathe smells great. Come and kiss me, guys. No, thank you.

She has tuna salad every day. I'm going to call you Fishy Breath. Fishy McFishface. Fishy McFishface. Chubby's not nice. Yeah. Okay, let's hear yours.

What's your nickname for your wife Lucy? It's not insulting. It's just like, and this is the thing. Is it cute? Yeah, it's cute. I want to hear it. But it's not necessarily rooted in anything that makes sense. I want to hear it.

Well, she calls me Chow and I call her Chow Chow because at one stage we wanted to get dogs, the Chow Chow dogs, and we couldn't get them. But it just kind of evolved into a thing that we call each other. See, it's those pet names that I want to hear from people. Just the real random weird stuff. And you're like, how did this even come about? Yeah, because this is the thing about a long-term relationship too.

You become your own little ecosystem and you almost develop a language with each other. It's gross. One of my exes used to call me Susu. Susu? I never knew why. Oh, my little Susu. Really? Weird. Susu. See, just weird.

Just weird. I think it's because I was a sook. Okay. Oh, okay. Maybe. If it's got a good story behind it too, just weird. Just weird. I think it's because I was a sook. Okay. Oh, okay. Maybe. If it's got a good story behind it too, definitely give us a call. 0800 dials at M. What's your pet name for your partner? Even free and clint. Article out today that says Kate Middleton has a new nickname that she's been calling

her hubby Will and she used to call him Big Will, Big Willie, but she now calls him Baldi. You can't call the future king of England Baldi. That's her pet name for him. You can't call the future king of England Baldy. That's her pet name for him. You can't call any man Baldy. Well, you can. You can. If he's like definitely bald and committed to that new look, Baldy. Like Vin Diesel?

Yeah. Baldy. Baldy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jason Statham? Baldy. Baldy. But Will?

He's just finished the thinning bit. I know. Like he's only just shaved it You know he forked out $330 on that buzz cut when he got the haircut What's wrong with him? Yeah What is wrong with him? I mean, I would have done it for free

It's not a haircut He's literally just clippered the side of his head Apparently it cost him that much His son could have done that Or the $30 pair of Briscoe's shears We've been talking about pet names. Your pet name for your wife Lucy is Chow.

And her pet name for you is Chow Chow. Very cute. They don't always make a lot of sense. I said I had an ex-partner that used to call me Susu. That's interesting because we've had a few texts on this and a lot of people have said it has Polynesian roots. The closest I can find is Susu is salmon for milk or breastfeeding. So if you are having a susu, you're having

a suckle on the boobie. Or susu sometimes just means boobie. That nickname makes a lot of sense now. Makes a lot more sense. Hey, Chloe, welcome to the show. Hey. Chloe, what's your pet name? So my partner and I, for some reason, call each other Bum or Bum Bum. Right.

Why? Now, these have to start somewhere. Why, Chloe? I have no idea how it even started or, like, why we call each other that, but it's just always stuck in that. Now, what we call each other,, but it's just always stuck in that. Now what we call each other, that's what we're named in the phones. That's how we relate to each other.

Do you ever call each other bum or bum bum in public and then realise what you've done? I have plenty of times in front of people and then realised, oh crap, like they don't know who I'm talking to. I'll just call bum bum. I love this text on the text machine. It says, I called my girlfriend Frodo for years.

She had no idea why I called her that. Doesn't watch the movies. She's under five foot tall and I'm 6'3". She wasn't happy when she figured it out. It could have been worse. She could have had hobbit feet. True. And that could have been why.

Hey, Narelle. Hi. What's your pet name, Narelle? My husband calls me Nutrella. Nutrella? Yeah. I have no idea where it comes from, but I don't know if it's

because Narella, Nutrella. I'm thinking Cinderella is where they put the shoe onto the foot and then Nutrella is where the... All right. That's enough. That's enough. Last one, Amber.

Hey, how are you? Hi, I'm good, thanks. How are you? Good, thanks. What's your pet name, Amber? So my husband calls me Pie, which is short for Pink Eye. Oh. But it was for a panel.

It was for what? Pink eye. So did you have pink eye? Yeah, I got it really bad. I got it really bad and I went into the doctor's and he was my nurse. Oh, no way. And then I went out. Yeah, is this a, were you his, before you were together, were you his patient?

Yeah, but not kind of because you have to Before you were together, were you his patient? Yeah, but... Well, not... Kind of, because you have to go to the nurse before you go to your doctor. Yeah. Yeah, so he wasn't my nurse. You know, Amber, that when you first started dating, he would have been calling you pink eye to all of his friends.

They would have been like, Who are you going to date with tonight? He would have been like, oh, pinky, pink eye. Also, who's this nurse who's picking up patients going, oh, I hope someone with a nice, juicy pink eye comes in today. That's the sort of girl

that I'm looking for. Bree and Clint, live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dino, what's going on? Hello, Dean.

Hi, guys. What's up? Hello, everyone. You've got what's going on? Hello, Dean. Hi, guys. What's up? Hello, everyone. You've got your own opener and everything now, Dean. Love, love it. Okay, Ariana Grande. What's going on with Ariana Grande? She almost broke the internet yesterday.

Oh, my goodness. You know what? This is the fail of the century. Let me tell you what happened. So, Ariana Grande decided to get a tattoo to celebrate her new hit, Seven Rings. Now, she got the tattoo on her hand, and the tattoo was Seven Rings written in Japanese characters, right? Unfortunately for her, the tattoo artist made a mistake with one of the characters. Okay?

So it doesn't say Seven Rings in Japanese. It actually now translates in Japanese to Japanese-style barbecue grill. No, this is the problem with non-Japanese people getting Japanese tattoos. Is that true? Have we had that verified, Dean? Yes. So basically it becomes one word. It sounds like it becomes a word.

I can't pronounce the word. And that word means like a Japanese-style barbecue. And the other word that she wanted it to mean sounds similar, but it means like seven rings. Oh, no. That's amazing. This is like when Brie tried to get live, laugh, love in Chinese characters on her lower back,

but it ended up reading, you must be this high to ride. You're so full of it. I don't have any lower back tattoos. She does. That is on my ankle. Hey, Dean, what's going on with the cast of Empire? Yeah, so Jesse Smollett, one of the stars of Empire, you may have heard, was violently attacked in Chicago late last night

by two men wearing masks and they had a rope around his neck and they threw bleach on him. Oh, God. Today, this has gone a blown up all around the world. Everyone from Reese Witherspoon to Justin Timberlake, all these huge stars sharing their, you know, love and support for him. Well, now all of the Empire cast will have 24 hour full on bodyguards. They have received a threat at their studios, at Fox Studios in Chicago,

I guess, or Hollywood, and it was a handwritten threat note with little letters cut out, kind of like a ransom from the 80s or something. I don't know. Like a DIY project. Anyway, they're taking it very seriously and all of the cast

now have full-time bodyguards. That is terrifying that someone would want to do that to you just because you're on TV, right? That is weird. What's the motivation? What have they got against the TV show Empire? Well, that's a great question. They actually made racist and homophobic slurs towards him.

He is a gay African-American actor, so they were the two things that they attacked him over verbally and then physically as well. Dark, dark times in Hollywood, Dean. Yeah, just some of the worst people on earth it sounds like then. Okay, hey, thanks so much, Dean. We'll talk to you again tomorrow. Bye, Dean. Bye, guys.

That's Spy with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood reporter. Bree and Clint. This one is for the online shoppers, which me personally, I love a good online shop. I think that's everyone these days. Yeah, it's good. How good is it when you get a package and you're like, ooh, a present that I paid for?

Yeah. So good. This is a warning for online shoppers where ASOS has released reports saying they're now blacklisting, they're looking into blacklisting repeat returners. So these are the people, they're saying, ASOS believe that buy something online, wear it, and then return it. Keep the tags on it and return it.

Because that's the downfall. They have to have that. They have to have free returns because everything fits different and the only way people will feel comfortable buying it is if they can send it back. They would lose heaps on the returns. Yeah, so apparently more than a third of stores had seen an increase in serial returns over the past year. So this is becoming a thing.

But you know what they're doing now to try and catch these people? What's that? Because not everyone does that. No. Most people don't do that. I don't think I've ever done that. And if you buy a lot of stuff, you're going to return a fair bit of stuff too. My mum is someone who returns a lot of stuff, you're going to return a fair bit of stuff too. My mum is someone

who returns a lot of stuff. She doesn't wear it and then return it, but she buys a lot and then returns it. Yeah. So they're now searching out people's Instagrams to see if they can see them wearing the garment that they returned. Genius.

That is smart. You wouldn't even think that they would go into that.'t that? That is smart. You wouldn't even think that they would go into that, would you? Because that's what most people are buying it for too, to get an Instagram pic and you, oh God, you can't wear the same outfit in more than one Instagram pic. Heaven forbid. Oh God.

Oh no, not the same dress. Oh God forbid you should get value per wear. No, no, no, no, no, no. We need you to live in a world where you wear things once and then you throw it away. Heaven forbid. Terrible for the environment, terrible for your bank account, great for your social media.

But I think, you know, it's hard because if they start saying stuff like this, it's going to deter people from buying stuff because, you know, there's people that do buy things and they just don't fit and they want to return them. Yeah. You don't want to be questioned about it. No. My old housemate actually got nothing like this, but her social media caught her out in something.

Oh, yeah. And then it affected me as well. Yeah. So I moved into this place. This is where I used to live and it was with her and another guy. And when I moved into the place, she had two dogs. And I was like, oh, great. I love dogs.

Awesome. But it was a rental. And I was like, oh, I remember asking her, oh, so you allowed dogs here? And she goes, yeah, yeah, it's fine. No joke. One day, this was probably four months later, the landlord turns up unannounced. And I said, oh, hey, how's it going? They said, oh, I'm the landlord.

I'm just coming in. I talked to my other housemate about it. You know, it's fine. He shot the dog. No. I let them in. And he goes, what the hell is this? I said, oh, that's Faith and that's Giggles, the dogs.

Like thinking we were allowed. Oh, no. No. We weren't allowed the dogs. And apparently he'd stalked her Instagram knowing that she had dogs. Well, he's not allowed to Oh no. We weren't allowed the dogs and apparently he'd stalked her Instagram knowing that she had dogs. Well, he's not allowed to do that and he's also not allowed to turn up uninvited.

So you've got to call a truce and you've got to say, look, you've made a mistake. We're going to forgive you and you're going to let us live in your house with our dogs. We got kicked out two weeks later. Bree and Clint. Two idiots. One dream. To form a festival ready DJ duo.

In just four weeks, Bree and Clint are the Hot Mess Express. 16 days to go. If you've missed it, we've been on the hunt to start a DJ duo group ready for float in four weeks.

I think we're picking up momentum. I think we're doing really well. Kings is on board. He's making us a single. Well, we're making a single with him. Yeah, technically. He's doing a lot of the work. Today, we bring in more expert help.

Welcome from the Float build themselves, Jupiter Project. Marty and Gav, how are you boys? Doing well. How are you guys doing? You guys have played float. You know what it takes. It's a vibe. We do.

We do. Back for the third year this year. You've just found out that we're playing it as well, which I don't know how you missed that. Does that make us peers? It does. It does. Colleagues.

Comrades. Exactly. What does it take from one DJ duo to another? What does it take to do a good set at float? I think just mass amounts of energy. Yeah. Can you guys do like backflips? Big bangers.

Ooh, backflips. Backflips, pyrotechnics, that kind of thing. Lots of CO2 cannons. Yeah. We're actually talking about all of this with the stage manager at the moment. Yeah. We do have a few ideas.

We've got a few, yeah. Confetti. We don't want to go into this thing too unprepared, though. We don't want to go in cold. We don't want to be the first time we step on stage to be in front of that many people. That's a bad idea, right? You've got to have your research done. You've got to be ready. We at least do one gig before it.

Absolutely. Well, you know, true story. Marty and I used to practice in our bedrooms. Literally, it would be like... No shit, really? Yeah, you've got to be ready, man. You've got to have the same... That's good advice. You know, preferably if there's a mirror somewhere. Yeah. Like, yeah, you can... Practice in front of the mirror. It's cool. You've got to put your teddy man. You've got to have the same... That's good advice. You know, preferably if there's a mirror somewhere. Yeah. Like, yeah, you can... Practice in front of the mirror.

It's cool. Couple your teddy bears in front of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Need an audience. We need to ask you this because we obviously need to pick a few gigs in the lead up to Flo. What were some of the first gigs that you guys did?

Yeah, the first places you guys played live in front of real people, not a mirror. Real people? Yeah, real people. Yeah, I remember our first one. It was a lost time. Oh. Yeah, O-Week is always a good start. So you played in front of a bunch of Real people. Yeah, real people. Yeah, I remember our first one. It was a lost time. Yeah. O-Week is always a good start.

So you played in front of a bunch of drunk students. Exactly. That's great because they don't know what they're listening to. They're going to love it. We felt pretty validated. Yeah. We've only got about two weeks. We want to do, I reckon, two warm-up gigs.

They can be anywhere in the country. That's enough for Flo, right? In the later? See? They can be any gigs whatsoever. We'll come to you if you've got a gig, but we need somewhere that we can play. I'm thinking 21st, Bar Mitzvahs.

I'll play anywhere. Weddings. Yeah, weddings. Does anyone have an event between now and Float, which is on the 16th of February, that we could come and play at? The Hot Mess Express could come and play at. The Hot Mess Express could come and play at.

We'll fly. We will go to you. We'll come to you. We'll bring a sound system. We can organise a sound. I've actually got a sound system from when I was a mobile DJ at high school.

And I've got some little lights and stuff. We could bring that. You're so cool. I know, right? Jupiter Project, they said they're coming on board. We are officially endorsing you guys.

You're endorsers? So you'll come and play our warm-up gig? Maybe not. We'll wish you well. If we get booked to play an under-15s softball breakup, you guys will come and play with us? We'll do it on Instagram.

We'll take it. What have you got, New Zealand? What gigs do you have that we could come and play at? We're being serious. We're being deadly serious right now. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Do you have a birthday party?

Do you have an engagement party? Did you have a real lit granddad and he's got a funeral and he would love some DJs to come and play The Wake? That's a tough crowd to start off with, I think. I don't care at this point. We need time on the road, mate. We need time behind the wheels of steel. A 70th birthday, I'd love.

This should be good. I'm excited. The Jupiter Project boys have told us we just need to bring energy. We'll bring everything. You just need to book us right now. This is taking off. This is going next level. Two idiots. One dream.

To form a festival ready DJ duo. In just four weeks, Brie and Clint are the Hot Mess Express. 16 days to go. In 16 days, we need to be festival ready. We need to be festival fit and ready to go on stage and DJ at float. Thanks to Tip Top Trumpets. We need costumes. We need music. We need p be festival ready. We need to be festival fit and ready to go on stage and DJ at float. Thanks to Tip Top Trumpets. We need costumes. We need music.

We need pyrotechnics. We need stage presence. We need all of that. We've decided that we need practice. So we're putting ourselves out there for two free gigs. And we've said to you, New Zealand, where do you need a DJ? What do you need? Can we come and play for you?

Would you like to be the first people to book the Hot Mess Express? The amount of people that have responded in the last however many minutes is overwhelming. Yeah. We have some very, very interesting gigs in the pipeline. Let's go to some of these people on the phone first. Hi Eddie. Hi Eddie. How you going team? Yeah, going good. You know you're booking a

brand new duo, right? A duo that's never played together before. Yeah. Okay. What's the event? It's my mate Nigel's 21st. I do love 21st. Where's Nigel's 21st happening? What's the venue?

Timaru. We love Timaru. No, you want it. Our show loves Timaru. You know you want it. We had Catchafire last weekend. Let's step it up one more, right? Yeah, let's go even bigger than Catchafire.

Eddie, what's the venue itself? Is it a rugby club? Well, I'm thinking if I can get you guys down, I might book the Factory Nightclub. Oh, Eddie. Come on. What's the date, mate? What is the date?

Saturday, this Saturday. This Saturday. This Saturday. That is tight turnaround, considering we've got three songs in our set so far. It's very tight, but we'll talk about it. Yeah, it's an option. Hey, Leah.

Hi, Leah. Hi. The Hot Mess Express, could they play at your event? What is it? It's actually my sister's wedding. Oh. Oh. Okay.

And when and where is it? It's next Saturday in Kirikiri. Next Saturday in Kirikiri. Okay. So that gives us a little bit more time to get our stuff under control. Our outfits may be here by then. We'll have our original song from Kings by then. What sort of wedding is it? Is it like quite a fancy

wedding? Is your sister quite a controlling bridezilla? Does she want to? DJ is showing up and doing a 10 minute set at her wedding. No, I think she'd like it. She's not very controlling. She's definitely not a bridezilla. She likes to get down. She likes that. You should see her dancing.

Sounds like our type of wedding. Nick Saturday and Kiri Kiri's good. What is the text machine saying? There's so much on the text machine. It's overwhelming. One of my favourites is, Bree and Clint, you can come down tomorrow night for a casino fundraiser, which is great.

There's a good view, apparently, from the casino. But there's also one that says there's a wedding that we can come DJ at. A Kiwi is marrying an Aussie just like you and I, mate. We're not marrying each other, but it fits. It's a trans-Tasman relationship. It fits. Did they tell us the date for that one? Because this is important too. To be honest, there's so many texts coming through. I can't even read them. There's so many. That's okay.

There's a couple more on the phone here. Hey, Christy, how are you? Hey, how are you? Christy, what's the event? So it's actually my mum's wedding. Another wedding. Okay, great. Where is it?

It's in Auckland. It's called Glenbrook Beach. I don't know if you've heard of it. I love how we're wedding DJs already. You normally DJ weddings at the end of your DJ career. We're going to start at weddings. Hey, hey, and if we can see one of your first performances and you guys, you know, had it worldwide,

then that's something to be proud of. Oh, trust me, it's going to be special for everybody involved. It'll be a great experience. We had a call just before from someone who offered us to go and play at their granddad's 70th birthday. It was in Porirua. This is no joke. This is a real offer we got. A 70th birthday. It was in Porirua. This is no joke. This is a real offer we got.

A 70th birthday. See, I want to sign up for that. The only issue is it's in Porirua on the same day as Float. So we had to turn that one down. We've already committed to Float. There's a text though that says, if you come to Christchurch to DJ, DJ Wolfman's X Factor Entertainment will get behind you guys with sound up to 10,000 watts and lights.

The whole bit. You choose the gig. We'll back you up. DJ Wolfman, sound and lighting. Write that down, Producer Ben. Make a note of that. We need people like this on our team. Ali, hi. You're in the booking process. What's your event that you've got pitching for the Hot Mess Express to warm up

at? Hey, I was thinking my engagement, mine and my partner's engagement. Engagements get rowdy. I do love an engagement party. Where is it? It'll be in Pukahina. That's where I got married. I know.

I thought it'd be great for you and wifey to come down. Yeah, it'd be beautiful. It's our anniversary this weekend as well. Oh, no way. When is your engagement party? What's the date of it? We're pretty flexible, so any weekend from now until flow. Are you saying you'll have the engagement party around our schedule?

The hot mess express. Most definitely. That's amazing. Okay, we need to go through all of this. Everyone we've just talked to, we've got your details, we've got your phone numbers. We need to go and figure out the best option, the one we can make happen, right? To be honest, I'm overwhelmed and I'm so excited

with how excited everyone else is getting about these warm-up gigs. I thought we'd struggle. Me too. I really thought we'd struggle. Okay, we'll have some details for you soon. Bree and Clint. I challenge you soon. Song. This is how we're picking the songs

that go into the Hot Mess Express DJ set. We're playing Float on the 16th of February and you, New Zealand, are deciding every single song that goes into our DJ set. That's right. What have we got so far? So far, approved. A unanimous decision to have Darude Sandstorm.

Three votes from three. This song's in. Love it. That was my first pick yesterday. Your pick also got a unanimous decision. I'm happy. Very left field.

I think you did a great job. Thank you, mate. You've got this song. John Farnham's The Voice It'll bring people together Yeah, this is going to be a real climactic part of the set, eh? It will Yeah Today, it's my turn to pitch a song

Today we're going back into a pitching session Let's meet our jury first of all Our music experts are Shannon Hi Shannon Hello Shannon Hello How old are you Shannon? 13 meet our jury first of all. Our music experts are Shannon. Hi Shannon. Hello Shannon. Hello. How old are you Shannon? 13. Oh perfect.

You know a good song when you hear it Shannon? Yeah. Okay cool. We need some young blood. No worries. We need someone who's on the pulse. I don't know if my song's particularly appropriate for Shannon but that's alright. Hey Ben. Oh no. Hey how you going? Good mate. You a fully fledged adult man? Yeah yeah yeah. You got good music? 20 I think so. Mate you're right in the pocket. Oh no. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. You a fully fledged adult man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20, I think

so. Mate, you're right in the pocket. That counts, that counts. You know your music, right? You know a good song when you hear one? Yeah, of course. Okay. Excellent. Good, man. And the last one is Raj. Hey, Raj. Hello, Raj. Hi, mate. You know a banger when you hear it, right? Yeah, definitely, mate. Yeah, okay. I trust you guys.

I trust all three of you, especially Shannon. Now, today's controversial because I didn't technically come up with this choice myself. I may have taken heavy inspiration from the other member of the band, Brie Thomasel. So you're saying this is technically a collaborative.

It is a collaborative. It's a collaborative. There you go. That's a good way to frame it. But it's controversial because it's new. And when you put anything new into a DJ set, it's risky because people don't like what they don't know in those situations. You don't go to a DJ set to hear new music. That's right. That's what you use Spotify for.

I know what the song is because I suggested it to you yesterday. And this song right now in pop culture is popping off. It is. It's not new new. It came out end of last year. It's been smashing all the festivals over summer. It's building. It's a festival track and we need one of those in our set. Alright. So today for our DJ set I am pitching

Fisher Losing It. This has the vibe. This has the vibe. This has the tempo. Oh, that's housey. I like it. This has the bass. And this has the chant.

Wait, bro. But does it have the support from our music jury? We need to go through them one by one. First person up. Actually, I'm going to come to you last. I'm going to come to you last, Shannon. Let's go to Raj. Hey, Ben.

How are you going? Oh, Ben. All right, Fisher. Losing it. Is it in or is it out? Yeah, I'm thinking it's out for the banger. Oh, there we are. Yes, Benny boy.

Good on you, Ben. Thank you, mate. Let's go to Raj. Hey, Raj. Hey, mate. Is it in or is it out? It's in, mate. Let's go to Raj. Hey, Raj. Hey, mate. Is it in or is it out? It's in, mate. It's in. That means it's in.

But can we get a clean sweep again? Shannon, are we putting Fisher losing it into our DJ set? It's perfect. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! It's a huge build There we go New Zealand We have got three songs Today's a big day too Because we're pitching another song

at 5.40. I'm so excited for my song today. You are? Yeah. Okay, good. I'm excited too. We are Sandstorm,

Losing It and The Voice So Far. Johnny Farnham. What's our fourth song going to be? We'll find out soon. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's

Beat the Bull. If you head into Lone Star at the moment, you can win a trip for two to Nashville and Cabo St. Lucas thanks to Lone Star and Corona. All you have to do is scan your Lone Star loyal app with any purchase until the end of February and you're in the draw for that. Yeah, we've been giving away cash. All thanks to those guys.

And all you have to do is hang on for as long as you can until the bull bucks you off. That's it. You need to get off before you get bucked off, though. You need to yell out stop, all right? The person yesterday got bucked off. Yeah, they were on too long. Yeah, a little bit too long.

Kimberly, how are you? Oh, hang on a second, Kimberly. Are you there now? Yep. There you are. Perfect. You understand, right? You're not going to stay on too long?

No. Feel it, Kim. Feel the bull. I think the trick is have an amount of money in your mind that you're happy with and get off when you reach it, okay? Okay. Here we go. All right, let's go.

A nice loud stop when you're ready to get off that bull. Three, two, one. Five. 25. Yeah, you're on that bull. 80. 5 25 80 180 Whoa, you can do it! 210

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You got $290 coming to you thanks to Lone Star. It's so exciting. Do you want to find out where it would have gone to? Sure. Yeah, okay, let's have a quick listen. 100. 340. 400. 500. 340 400 500

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Yeah, that's the main thing. Oh, my God. $1,000. Are you kidding me? You just don't know. Are you kidding me? Oh, you't know. Are you kidding me? Oh, you don't know. Who cares?

We're focusing on the positive, aren't we, Kimberly? Because you have got $290 ahead of the weekend. Yay! Well done. Congratulations. Nice work, Kim. We'll play again tomorrow. Thanks to Lone Star and that incredible prize.

So if you want to win, make sure you try and play Beat the Bull with us tomorrow. Sorry, I'm flabbergasted by that amount of money. Are we doing this next week? Yeah, we are doing it. Yeah, let me check. Yeah, we are.

Next week as well. I love playing this this week. A whole other week of this. Ellie's going, are we? We'll check. We're doing it tomorrow at least. Tomorrow we're back.

We're definitely doing it tomorrow. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line?

That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. She stood up so you know it's serious. This is our movie guessing game. I read plot lines. The first person to buzz in with their name and correctly name the movie takes the point. It's best of three. This week, we're playing for a double pass to M. Night Shyamalan's new thriller, Glass.

This looks very cool, this movie. It does look good. Okay, welcome to the show, Jasmine new thriller, Glass. This looks very cool, this movie. It does look good. Okay, welcome to the show, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. Oh, it's Tasman, but it's all right, guys. Oh, Tasman. That's okay. We're off to a bad start, Tas.

Rules have changed this year. You're answering all three questions, okay? All right. You're representing the people for the entire game. Just so you know, it's 2-0 to Bree for the year. She hasn't lost yet. Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous. Yeah, I think you should be.

She's got an intimidating record. Here we go. You just buzz in with Tasman or Jasmine. We'll accept Jasmine as well if you think you know what it is, and then you get to guess. Biased. Right, sounds good. Movie number one. Players at the ready.

A TV news reporter's career. Brie. Brie. Anchorman. Anchorman is incorrect. Took a stab. Tasman, you're entitled to a free guess before I continue. Nah, continue, continue.

A TV news reporter's career. Bruce Almighty. Bruce Almighty is... Correct. Yes! That was quite ridiculous. That was ridiculous. Sorry, guys, I'm on fire today.

Quite ridiculous. Okay, movie number two. Jasmine, I need you to be fast, okay? Remember, once you say your buzzer, you've still got two or three seconds to to be fast, okay? Remember, once you say your buzzer You've still got two or three seconds to think about it, okay? Yeah, yeah If you think you know what it is, I want you to buzz Because you're dealing with a rabid dog here

And she is off the chain Absolutely feral, yeah Absolutely feral, I agree Alright, Taz Movie number two Shade Remy dreams of becoming a great Break that, Taz.

I need to go to the producers for this. I feel like it was Brie. Does anybody out there think that Taz got in there first? I think it was Brie. You think it was Brie?

I mean, I definitely said yes. Yeah. Do you want to give Taz a go? Go on. She can have a go. Taz, you can have a guess. All right, Ratatouille. Ratatouille

is correct. I knew it! You can have a go. Taz, you can have a guess. All right, Ratatouille. Ratatouille is... Correct. I knew it! Were you going to say Ratatouille? Yep, one of my favourite cartoon films. This is my favourite plot. Yeah, me too, Brett. I love that movie.

Let me just finish the sentence. Remy dreams of becoming a chef despite being a rat. Someone was going to get it. Dead giveaway. Here we go. We're at tie-break, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. I'm nervous now like you two. I'm shaking it. Dead giveaway. Here we go. We're at tie break, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. I'm nervous now like you two.

I'm shaking. Oh, no. Movie number three. Now in his fifth year at Hogwarts. Bree. Oh, no. Bree. Oh, no.

I'm not giving you a lot of time for this either. I'll give you five. I've only ever seen the first two. Oh, you're joking. Three. Harry Potter. Two. One.

I'm sorry, you're out. Yeah, no, I got it. Taz. I don't know it. This is a free guess. If you don't get it, I will continue the plot. No, I already know it. You already know what it is.

The Order of the Phoenix. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is... I hate you, Dumbledore. I hate Harry Potter. Oh, excuse me. Sorry, Taz. Yeah, excuse you.

But, Taz, amazing work. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. I've been waiting for three months to play against you, excuse me. Sorry, Taz. Yeah, excuse you. But, Taz, amazing work. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. I've been waiting for three months to play against you, Bree. Well, you've killed it. Come back for a rematch any time. I tell you what, I'm putting more Harry Potter questions in this game as well. That's BS.

That's BS. We've found her weakness, New Zealand. We've found her weakness. And it's a boy with a scar on his head. Bree and Clint, Taz, we're going to send you to the movies to see Glass Okay congratulations Bree and Clint Okay I need some help for a second

I've got a wedding on this weekend And I'm one of the groomsmen And actually I've just been given the leg up I've been boosted up to best man status It's a big title I got the call up very late in the piece Didn't ask for it Happy just to be a big title. I got the call up very late in the piece, didn't ask for it,

happy just to be a groomsman. But after the stag do, I got the big call and they said, oh, you already, I don't know if it was token or not. They're like, you're already doing the speech. Oh, so it was kind of like. Nah, it was nice.

It was really nice. Okay. And he's one of my best mates. Right. The guy whose wedding it is, his name's Eddie. He was one of my groomsmen. I only had two.

He was one of mine. Yeah. Almost one year ago to the date. My wedding anniversary is the name's Eddie, he was one of my groomsmen. I only had two. He was one of mine. Yeah. Almost one year ago to the date. My wedding anniversary is the 2nd of February. It will be. It'll be the same date. So our weddings are at the exact same time. Was he your best man?

I didn't have a best man. Oh, no, I did. No, I did. Sorry, no, no, no, I did. What am I talking about? No, he wasn't. He wasn't. He was the other one.

Awkward. Anyway, when you're in the bridal party, either way, you're part of the photos and you're part of the important photos, right? Photos that last forever. You'll be in the coffee table book. Unless something bad happens and you get divorced. But these photos usually mounted on a wall.

They're everywhere around the house. I have come back from the stag do with what I'm calling stag rash. I did warn him, the stag, that having a stag do just six days out from the wedding was a dumb idea. It's fine though. I said that. Because your pants cover it. No, it's not. No, excuse me.

Excuse me. I think he was thinking about himself when I said that. He's like, I won't get injured. Instead, it's me that's come back with a rash. Slept on an airbed and there are either flea bites or carpet lice or something. There's a rash all down the side of my face. I'm saying bed bugs. You think bed bugs?

Yeah. It can't be bed bugs because I used an airbed. It was a brand new airbed. Actually, it was a brand new airbed and producer Ben's sleeping bag. And I'm saying producer Ben loves to go tramping which he could have picked up ticks,

lice, bed bugs. Ben, has that sleeping bag ever given you a rash? Nah, never. And we don't get ticks in New Zealand. Okay. He wouldn't know. He's got a constant rash. Either way. Either way. Oh no, that's your mustache. He's got a constant rash. Either way. Either way. Oh, no, that's your mustache. You're rash shaming, by the way.

Hey, I've had my fair share of rashes. Either way, I've got a rash and it's not going to fly. So I've decided that I'm going to wear man makeup. And I'm going to do it for you. No, you are not going to do it. Why? I've decided. Because you'll make me look like a baby prostitute.

What are you saying? Are you saying baby prostitutes don't look good? You'll intentionally make me look like a hooker. So I need a little bit of help. I need a little bit of help in the makeup department because I'm going to have to do this myself. We're going to the house to get ready, so I'm going to have to do the makeup there by myself.

My wife Lucy is not going to be present. She's going to the wedding, but she won't to do this myself. We're going to the house to get ready. So I'm going to have to do the makeup there by myself. My wife Lucy is not going to be present. She's going to the wedding, but she won't be at this bit. So I have to do my own makeup. I don't think you need it. You don't need it, mate. I think I do. I think, when is it? When's the wedding?

Saturday. I think by Saturday they'll have gone down a little bit more. I think you're fine. If they're gone, trust me, I'm not wearing makeup for the fun of it. Nothing against guys who wear makeup. It's just not really my steez. If I show up looking flawless on that day, they'll be like, something's different about Clint.

You look very, very vibrant. I'm looking for makeup tips. Oh, 800 dial ZM. What advice would you give to a man who's looking to apply his own makeup for the very first time ahead of a wedding? Do you have products for me? Do you have techniques that I could use?

Is there like a mantra that you use? Great text on the text machine. Yeah. They said, can't they just Photoshop it out? Oh, that's a really good point. I think you just want to get that makeup on. If they can't, I need an alternative and I need some help.

If you've got some man makeup advice. I've made an executive decision as a man and that decision is at the wedding I'm attending this weekend, I will be wearing makeup. I will be wearing man makeup because I contracted a facial rash on the stag do

and I think it's my responsibility to the groom and the bride. What are you calling it? Stripper, I mean, stag rash. Stag rash, not stripper rash. Excuse me. Sorry, slip of the tongue. Oddly, that's how you get stripper rash. Oddly enough, I said I got it from, it could have been from Tix.

Ben said we don't have Tix in New Zealand. God, you've never seen people fire up so much over an insect. I've had about 100 Tix messages of people saying, Ben, Ben, we do have Tix in New Zealand, mate. What are you talking about? We do have Tix. Yeah, well, maybe. I didn't know.

I need advice, though. I need some advice on how to apply this man makeup. We've got a makeup artist on the phone. Just before then, a little bit off the text machine says, and you can help me decipher this, Brie, as a makeup yourself. Shake and bake. A roast chicken always looks flawless. Yep.

What's a shake and bake? Shake and bake. Yeah. It's just where you get your makeup and you slap it on. Yeah. It's just where you get your makeup and you slap it on. Yeah. And you bake it with your hair dryer and away you go. Do you know what it is? No. Okay, cool.

Another texter said, black out those eyebrows with glue and a glue stick. Cover with powder and draw them on. This is a tip from a drag queen. That's real good. I've learned that from RuPaul's Drag Race. I can do that for you. No, I'm looking for a flawless all I need is the rash covered. Do you want me to fill in your eyebrows? No,

I don't want you to fill in my eyebrows. Okay, well it's just a suggestion. The eyebrows are not the problem. This text message. That's what you think. My husband wore more my husband wore more makeup than I did on our wedding day after grading his face down a concrete wall in Wanaka three days out from our wedding.

That's the same as me. I got a rash five days out from the wedding. Not the same. All the photos are of him from the left, so you can't see it. I can still laugh 10 years later. Well, at least you're laughing. That's amazing.

We do have a makeup artist, Cheyenne. Good afternoon. Hi. What's your advice for a man who's never applied his own makeup artist, Cheyenne. Good afternoon. Hi. What's your advice for a man who's never applied his own makeup before who's looking to do a DIY job before the wedding? Well, basically,

by the way, the shake and bake is where you apply kind of like, you apply a whole lot of setting powder underneath your eye and what you do is like if you want to add like a real intense eyeshadow or something like that um that's what baking means not a hairdryer right sounds delicious cool not something i think i need on this occasion cheyenne clearly i wear lots of basically what you need to do first

is you need to color match your skin to a foundation right you can't just go into a shop and just be like cool i'll have this one you need to have it matching otherwise it'll oxidize and you could go pure orange i'm thinking about using my wife's thin lizzy i don't recommend thin lizzy do you not not personally no because i don't like how it oxidizes on the skin quite a lot yeah um but basically what you need to do is once you've color matched you need to get like a really light feel concealer um but the concealer needs to be one shade lighter than your skin oh my god yeah you you didn't sign up for this, did you? I am so far out of my depth.

If you want me to do it for free, I'll come and do it for you. Would you? I would. Or there's another really good option on the text machine. Someone said paper bag, couple of holes, you're good to go. I think I'll go with Cheyenne's option. Cheyenne, can you wait there? Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, cool. Thank you very much. Oh, I've just found another risk. What? What if I look better than the bride? Oh, no. Bree and Clint. Let's do a birthday banger.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. What did we have in birthday banger yesterday? We played Evanescence. Oh, that was a tune. Yeah. No regrets on that one.

We find what was number one on your 16th birthday and we play the best one. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi. What's your birthday, Kyle? 24th of Teens, 1982. Okay, Kylie, you were 16 in 1998 on the 24th of October and this is your birthday bang.

No matter what, it's who you know. You got boy zone and no matter what. Oh, yeah, I suppose it was cool back then. Oh, does this not tickle your bits, Kylie? Aye. Does this not get you going? It's a bit sad, isn't it? Oh, okay.

I think it's an anthem. Ronan? Yeah, Ronan. Ronan Keating. I know what you're doing. You're doing that thing where you... I'll go with boys and men. Kylie.

Yeah, me too, Kylie. You're doing that thing where you can't remember if it's Boyzone or Westlife, eh? That's the one. They're all the same, aren't they? A keen listener would have heard me accidentally play that over the top of the Ariana Grande song before. A little spoiler for you.

Yes. Here's Leah. Hey, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? The 20th of November, 1990.

Okay, Leah, you were 16 in 2006 on the 20th of November, and this was Top of the Charts. Tune, Justin Timberlake. Yeah, what a banger. From Future 6 Love Sound, you get My Love. Tune, Justin Timberlake. Yeah, what a banger. Some future sex love sound. You get my love. That was his best album, I reckon. That was by far his best album.

Huge. Yeah. Okay, cool. One more. Let's go to Hayden. Hey, Hayden. Hello, mate. Hey, guys.

How are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Haydes? Going back a while. 29th of the 12th 1978 Oh these are the ones We love Hayden You were 16 in 1994

On the 29th of December And back in the 90s This was number one In your head In your head Zombie Zombie Zombie

You get the Cranberries and Zombie, Hayden. That's a great song. What a tune. It is a great song. We've got a tough decision to make. We have to decide between JT, Ronan and the Cranberries. How long since the Cranberries would have had a run on ZM? Yeah, how long since Boyzone would have had a run on ZM?

True. Yeah. All I'm going to say, and I don't actually mind what we play, all I'm going to say is we did do a rock song yesterday. We did. But we did get off on doing a rock song yesterday. We did have a good time.

My gut's saying Cranberries. I mean, I love that song, but I know that it would be polarising. Yeah, it would definitely be polarising. The easy pick is JT. But I don't want to do the easy pick. I want to do either Ronan or Cranberries.

Well, it's zombie then for me. That's what I'm picking, but you can force it to the producers, which they'd be loving. They hate that. Let's go with a novel one. Let's go with a different one. Leah, you're impartial because unfortunately we're not going to play Justin Timberlake. Oh, well, that's okay.

You can play the Cranberries. Yeah, girl. Cranberries or Boyzone? Oh, definitely Zombies. Definitely Zombies. Hyundai. Yes, Leah. All right, let's do it.

Let's play it. Two rock songs in a row. Thanks, Leah. Hey, Hayden, we're playing your birthday banger, mate. Leah is a legend. Let's do it. Let's play it. Two rock songs in a row. Thanks, Leah. Hey, Hayden, we're playing your birthday banger, mate. Leah is a legend. Let's do it. Get it in ya. Bree and Clint, send him.

Bree and Clint. I challenge you to a song. Basically, our DJ set at Float is decided by you. The Hot Mess Express is for the people, and we need to play what the people want. The people jury vote on all the songs that you and I have been pitching this week. You got over the line,

which was kind of a collaborative decision with Fisher earlier this afternoon. Yeah, I did. Hot. Felt really good too. I like it. Ticks the box for like new music. Yep.

You don't want much of that in there. It joins this banger from last century. Darude Sandstorm. And it also joins your other pick, Johnny Farnham. It's your turn again to go back to the people and find out if you've got the right songs. If you, as a DJ, have picked what the people want. We're just going to meet the jury first.

Chris, hi. Hi. Hi. You know music, mate? We bit. Yeah? Okay. Excellent.

We've lost a jury member, by the way. We're going to need an extra one if someone wants to call up on 0800DIALZM. Ange, you're on the jury. You know music as well, right? Just a bit, yes. And I do. Come on, Ange. I hope you're with me on this one, mate.

They're not super confident on the jury today. We're going to pick our third jury member at random. Oh, we've got a guest judge There at the bottom We've got a guest judge On the line Let's keep them there Just keep them there for now Let's keep them there for now

Okay cool Alright When you're ready You pitch away Alright The song That I'm pitching This afternoon

For our DJ set is Some Duck Sauce Some duck sauce. But wait. It's a bit of a take on duck sauce. I've modified it a little bit. To this banger. Oh, Brianna. Oh, no.

Oh, Brianna. I see what you've done there. I see what you've done there. I see what you've done. Brianna, that is none other than a soundbite of my mother, Mama Di. Let me mess with it a little bit more. Okay. I feel it. Okay, it's time to go to the jury. Let's go to Chris.

First jury member, Chris. Is it in or is it out? Oh, I'd say, I'm saying yes. Yeah, Chris. We've got one. That's one. You only need two. Come on, Ang.

Is it in or is it out? It's so totally in. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. That means we don't need them, but we're going to our third guest judge. Good afternoon, guest judge number three. Hello? Hello?

Mum, is that you? Oh, Brianna, you're not putting that in, are you? Oh, my goodness gracious, man. Of all the good songs ever. Mum, hey, do you want to hear it one more time from the top? No, I don't want to hear it. All right, one more time from the top. Brianna.

Wait for the drop, Mum. It's like a live remix. Wait for the drop. Oh, Brianna. Mum and I, you were at Float in person last year. This year, you're going to be there in spirit because you're part of our DJ set. Oh, that's disgraceful. We can't do it without you, Mum.

Come on. Come on. Hey, well played. Very well played. Thank you, mate. I knew you'd be on board. We're at Four Songs New Zealand. We are well on our way.

So have you seen this thing that's going viral in New Zealand at the moment and they're calling it the Van Ute. Yeah, I've seen it. I call it a Vanute. It reads like Vanute when you write it down, right? It's definitely a Vanute. V-A-N-U-T-E. Yeah, so essentially it's a high ace van that this guy has

chopped the back of like the van off and turned the back part into a ute. Yeah. So it's a van ute. I've seen mutant cars like this before and they always look real shoddy and

dangerous and a bit shit. Yeah. This one looks pretty good. Oh, it's got subwoofers in it. Yeah. He's done it up real nice. Picture this.

Picture this. So the front part is intact of the van. The driver's seat part intact. Completely normal. The sliding door part in the middle, still intact as well. You can still sit people in there, right? The boot. The boot. And I imagine where the third row of seats would have gone? Yes, and where the back wheels

are is a ute car. Completely open. It's a ute tray. I wonder if you can put seats in there so some of you can drive alfresco. You probably could. Oh, that would be sick seats in there so some of you can drive Alfresco. You probably could. Oh, that would be sick. So this guy's saying he wants $3,000 for it. Bargain.

It doesn't have any power steering. Does it have a warrant of fitness? Yeah, it's fully ready to go. It's road legal. Yeah, it's ready to go. I'm keen. I'm keen for it. We could drum up $3,000. We need a vehicle for our DJ duo.

We need a band van. And that's perfect. Yeah. And I did read there's been a few offers on the Venute. Yeah. One from George FM. I knew they would get on this. Your old workplace.

I knew they would get on this. Oh, they think they're so cool over at George. We can be cool too. To be honest, it's the perfect van for them too. But I reckon if I call my mate, Tammy Davis, who does the breakfast show on Georgie's film. Just call him and ask how much they offer. Yeah, cool.

Just so we can go in just slightly higher. Exactly right, yeah. Hello? Tammy. Yes. It's Clint. Oh, Clint, how are you, mate? Good, brother.

How are you? I'm good, thanks, Chief. What's going on? Hey, I just wanted to talk to you about the Vanute. Oh, the Vanute? Yeah, the Vanute. Isn't she a beauty? She's a beauty, mate.

She's an absolute ripper. Are you guys trying to buy it? Dude, we've already purchased it. Get off the grass. Bullshit. No, we haven't. Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Because we just bought it. Would you guys like to buy it off me for $28,000? Shit. Bree just blew our cover. I was meant to come in here all cool and find out what your offer was. I fully bought that. We were going to offer just like $50 more than you. So we didn't blow it.

And then she lost it. But how much do you think you guys are going to offer for it? How much have you offered? Well, we offered, because we've got a thing on our show that we get the $5 phrase that pays, so we doubled that up because no one won it one day, and then two days plus a half a day. So we were going to offer $12.50.

The guy wants $3,000. Yeah, I know. Sweet, so we just have to offer $13 and we've got it. The guy wants three grand. Yeah, I know. Sweet. So we just have to offer $13 and we've got it. We just have to come in with $13.50 and we're good to go. All right. If that doesn't work, what are your thoughts on like a co-share, like a timeshare on it?

Half George Breakfast, half ZM Drive. Well, we could think, you know, you guys could, you know, we could have the party in the front or what is it? You know, business in the back. I like that. Yeah. You could always put a car pole in and turn it into a mobile swimming pool. Yeah.

Which we could rent out, you know, during the heat wave. Problem is you cheap pricks have never put any gas in it. I know how you work. Yeah, they don't have any money at George. All right, mate. Hey, may the best radio show win the venute. Yeah, the don't have any money at George Alright mate, hey May the best radio show win the venute Yeah, the venute So Andy Murray, the tennis player

Is going viral at the moment Because he uploaded a picture of himself in hospital He's had his hip joint resurfaced Oh, he's had it replaced Yeah, he's had like a ball thing put in there He's had a full hip replacement Yeah, he's put up a picture of him in bed, and then he's also put up an X-ray of his hip with the new joint in there.

And you can really see the new hip joint, can't you? You can really see a lot of things, including, look, let's not beat around the bush, his Franken-beams. Laid there, flat on the X-ray table, and you can see the outline of Andy Murray tennis pros stuff

do you reckon he knew? you can see his racket and tennis balls yeah you can see the whole lot the whole shebang when he uploaded it do I think he knew?

yeah I do I think it's like those people who you know when they put up like trade me listings and it's like a toaster or a mirror or something

and they're naked and they're naked in the reflection yeah what the hell they're doing it so someone will notice what this does though is it undermines my faith in x-rays because up until now you know when you go through an airport one and you've got to put your hands up you step in that thing and the thing spins around you yeah they've always said that those are completely private and they can't see stuff i call bs what do you mean but if they can't see stuff why are call BS. What do you mean? But if they can't see stuff, why are they doing it? I reckon that every time you have an x-ray, they can see your junk. I reckon every

x-ray you've ever had, the person who did the x-ray can see your genitals. Right. I want to find out. Do boobs count? Actually, that's a good question. Are boobs genitals? I don't know. Do you want to know if you can see boobs? Because we can find out. Yeah, let's give it a go. Okay, we're going to call

Auckland Radiology Group and just ask once and for all can you see my stuff when I have an x-ray? Okay. Afternoon, Auckland Radiology. Hi, my name's Clint. I've just got a question about the x-ray process. Okay, I might be able to help you.

When someone has an x-ray, okay i might be able to help you when someone has an x-ray can you see their you know stuff i'm not quite sure what you mean like can you see the their bits can you see their private parts well you it depends on what you're doing the x-ray for to look at the pelvis yeah okay yeah let's say pelvis or hips, yeah. I'm not quite sure what the concern is. Do you have a concern with that area? Well, no, I just saw Andy Murray's just put up his x-ray, the tennis star, and you can clearly see his genitals in the picture.

Right. And so I'm just wondering, all the pictures of mine that I've shown people with my x-rays and stuff, have they also been able to see my genitals? Well, I suppose it depends on how. Depends on what? Depends on how what? Well, I suppose it does depend on your ability of what you can see.

And, I mean, if you're showing people something to do with your bones, then they'd be looking at that, wouldn't they? Okay, yeah, true. We'll just settle it like this. If it's a bigger piece of equipment, is it more likely to show up on an X-ray? No, not necessarily. Right right so the small one i mean if they it does depend on what they're looking at if they're doing an x-ray of the um pelvis then that's what they show right okay and what about boobs yeah so i mean if you're having a chest x-ray i mean there'd be a certain amount that

would show yeah but generally you know people look at the reason why you're having an x-ray, I mean, there'd be a certain amount that would show. Yeah. But generally, you know, people look at the reason why you're having an x-ray. Yeah. Are you concerned about your friends looking or are you concerned about a doctor looking? I'm more interested in like the airport ones. When you go through those, can the person who's checking my bags, can they see all my stuff when you walk through that x-ray machine? I think you'd probably have to talk to them at the airport about that. I don't think they would even be looking. What they're looking for is metallic objects,

so the X-ray doesn't go that deep. Yeah, okay. All right, hey, that was really helpful. Thank you so much. Okay, bye. Bullshit, they're not looking. So it's a no. No, it's not.

There's definitely a yes. She said the airport one doesn't go that deep. She doesn't. They're definitely having a look. They only see the bones. They don't go deeper're definitely having a look. They don't go deep. They only see the bones. They don't go deeper than that. Which bone? We don't know.