ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 10th 2018

Episode Date: July 10, 2018

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing. Three. Two. Sexy. One. Three. Caw caw. And Clint.

Cheers. On ZM. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the earliest ever edition of the Bree and Clint show. It is one minute to four. One minute to four. Hello, mate. How are you?

Bonus airtime. Bonus Bree and Clint. What's been happening with you, mate? Nah, there's nothing exciting happening with me. You've got a blocked nose? I've got a blocked nose and I've used all the tissues in the building. You're addicted to nasal spray? I'm addicted to Otraven nasal spray, yeah.

All the good stuff. They say you can only use it for five days. I'm on day 10, ladies and gentlemen. And I just said to you, stop using it. Exciting news, and this will excite anybody who has to share office chairs. We've just had someone come in and collect all the Zedium Studio chairs.

They're getting professionally cleaned. Mate, this is only exciting to you. Nah, it's exciting to everyone sitting on an office chair right now. I've got a challenge for you. Have a look at the sides of your office chair where people wipe their hands after they sneeze and see how

disgusting your chair is right now. Are you a bit OCD with cleanliness? Yeah, more than a little bit. I've seen you clean and wipe down a lot of things. I've been cleaning these microphones. That sounds off. I saw you wiping down and cleaning Producer Ben. He needs it. He needs a good shower.

We have your chance to play the International ATM. Thanks to Grab One today at five o'clock. We'll have two more currencies up for grabs. You just pick whichever one you think is larger and we'll give you the value in New Zealand dollars. But next, someone's been busted on their social media doing something they shouldn't have been doing. They said they were doing one thing and then on their social media doing something they shouldn't have been doing. They said they were doing one thing, and then on their social media

they've been caught out in a very, very, very public way. It's a good warning, actually, for everybody out there. If you use Instagram Story or anything like that, it's a good just sort of check for yourself, just in case, you know, you're running a little bit of a lie at the moment. Yeah, don't tag yourself in at Disney World if you said you're sick. We'll tell you who it was after Hailee Steinfeld. Brie and Clint on ZDM.

ZDM, Brie and Clint. That's New Martin Garrix and Khalid. It's Ocean. DJ Khaled. You know DJ Khaled. Sure do. Congratulations. You played yourself.

He may have just played himself. So he was due to appear at the Wireless Music Festival in London over the weekend. Here's the headline act. DJ Khaled and friends. He doesn't do much. He just yells out, DJ Khaled. Basically, yeah. I can do that.

He does a little bit of scratching and then he runs to the front and does some of his DJ Khaled dancing. I love his DJ Khaled dancing. So he's the big act at the Wireless Festival. And if you bought a ticket, chances are part of the reason was to see DJ Khaled. Fair? Yeah. Yeah. He has pulled out last minute.

Because he was sick, right? We're talking on the weekend of the festival he's cancelled. So people who were going were already there. Not sick. He cited travel issues. What does that even mean? He probably has his own private jet. Generally, when they say that, they mean, or they want you to

think it means, um, like... They don't want to come. The flight bringing all their gear got delayed, or turbulence, or the plane dropped out of the sky. Whatever. They just said travel issues. They got Drake to replace DJ Khaled at the festival, so not a bad replacement. That's an awesome replacement.

I'd be stoked with that. In the meantime, DJ Khaled on the very same day has posted on Twitter a picture of him and his son Asad in a swimming pool at a luxury resort with the caption, still on vacation. So he's pulled out from a concert where there'd be thousands of people who bought a ticket to go see him who are probably following him. Yeah. And then he's posted a picture on the same day saying, I'm on holidays. Yeah.

What an idiot. He's also done a picture where he's having a toast with champagne. He's doing a toast with his wife And he says, let's take a toast And someone said, how about you toast to the people Who helped you afford that champagne Your fans And show up and do your show So they're going in on him

But it's a classic case of him not thinking He's busted out a lie to get out of doing something And let's be honest, we've all done it Whether it's to hang out with people You didn't actually feel like hanging out with Or not go to work I've done that before And let's be honest, we've all done it. Whether it's to hang out with people you didn't actually feel like hanging out with. Not go to work. I've done that before.

But then he's made the rookie error of posting about what he's actually doing on social media. And he's got himself busted. I just think he doesn't care. Or is he that stupid? I don't know. He shares everything though. He's a constant. You know, DJ, that's his whole brand.

If he's having a sandwich, goes on Instagram. If he's having a spa, it goes on Snapchat. So his own business model here has called him out. He's changing a nappy on Snapchat. Have you done it though? Have you posted when you said you were doing something and you've posted and you've been busted? I've probably definitely been called out before, but the best one I can think of was a guy I used to work with

and he had massive FOMO because all these other people in the office had booked this trip to Bali yeah and he really wanted to go but he didn't have any holidays left so he chucked a sickie for a week and a bit booked this whole trip to Bali he got away with it for nearly the whole week until someone he accidentally got in one of their instagram stories oh he was in someone else's instagram someone else's and the boss followed that person and has seen him there and has messaged him was like how are you feeling yeah and he was like oh yeah no still, probably won't be back in tomorrow. Congratulations, you played yourself. Busted.

And then my boss was like, what have you got, barley belly? And then he knew he was caught. That'll ruin the rest of your holiday. Oh, Andrew Diles at M, or 9696, have you ever busted someone through their Instagram doing something when they said they were doing something else? You know, have you busted? Or are you the one who's been busted and how did you get caught out?

I'd love to hear the stories. Give us a call. This is Pink and Beautiful Trauma. Bree and Clint. ZM, 10 past 4. Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Pink and Beautiful Trauma.

Classic case of catching yourself out with your social media. You're an oversharer. DJ Khaled's pulled out of his show saying that he had travel issues. Meantime, he's in a pool on the beach with a caption on his own Twitter, a picture that he posted saying, I'm still on vacation. Yeah, DJ Khaled. And all the people who paid to see him at that festival,

they don't get a refund. No. Just because the headliner pulls out, you don't get your money back. I was telling you off air that one time I paid to go see Kesha and Pitbull. It was a joint show. Kesha pulls out last minute, so it was just a show with Pitbull in it. Just Pitbull. And let's just say he called himself Mr. Worldwide,

but he's very tired now. He should have just went with Mr. Brazil. I don't know if there's any Pitbull songs that I want to hear that don't feature someone else. I think every song of his has someone else on it. He needs someone else on one of his shows. We wanted to know on 0800DARLS.M, when have you busted yourself or busted someone else from social media doing something when they should have been doing something else? Sarah, hello. Hello. Hi. When did you bust yourself? It was actually, I busted my best friend.

Oh, no. She had borrowed some of my dresses, and then she gave some of them back, but not one. And then she moved to Australia. Yes. And I messaged her, and I was like, do you still have my dresses? And she was like, oh, no, sorry.

I thought I'd given them all back to you. And then a while later, she posted a photo of her on Facebook and my dress. That dirty, dirty dog. I had this exact same thing with my friend Eddie. The exact same thing. Did you borrow Eddie's dress? No. He had one of my shirts and he said he'd lost it and then he was wearing it at the races.

I commented on the photo being like, nice dress with the smirk face. And then she, like, messaged me privately. She was like, oh, sorry, I thought I didn't have it, but, like, it was in my suitcase. And I was like, whatever. Sarah, we both know she knew she had it. Oh, we laugh about it now. Oh, my God, was this your one? This one just accidentally ended up to be on my body and I didn't pay any money for it.

I still can't believe you borrowed your friend Eddie's dress. The same thing was happening to us when we first started because when we put this, whatever this is, together. It was a big secret. Big secret that we were doing it. So we were hanging out, but I couldn't be in any of your Instagrams or anything. So there's a couple of times where I was watching your story

and I'm like, oh my God, my voice is in the background of your Instagram. You need to delete that right now. It was very awkward and then I was like, you can't be wearing my dress either because people will know. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint,

that's Robinson and nothing to forget. Regret. Digest? Nice work, mate. Nice work. We're down to the semifinals, mate, of the World Cup.

Do you really want it? Do you really World Cup. Do you really want it? Do you really want it? Do you really want it? Hear that? Ricky Martin's playing. My mum came out and bent a pause, mate. She's still into a bit of Ricky. Loves a bit of Ricky Martin.

Does she know that he... She still has hope. Really? She still holds hope. Oh, he'll see the light. She said one day, because I work in radio, she hopes to meet her soulmate. Right. Yeah, Ricky Martin. You know She still holds hope. Oh, he'll see the light. She said one day because I work in radio, she hopes to meet her soulmate. Right. Yeah. Ricky Martin. You know I've met him. You have?

Yeah. Oh, don't tell her that. You have to interview, this is interesting, he's lovely. You have to interview Ricky Martin at a certain angle and Ricky has to be lit in a very specific way if you're going to talk to him. Really? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Nah, he's beautiful in any light. Well, anyway, the World Cup, we're down to the last couple of games, last three games. Yeah. And it's all

happening and people in New Zealand are saying, why do we care? We don't care. That's me saying that. Yeah, but you will care when you find out that a New Zealander is in contention to referee the FIFA World Cup final. Oh, well, that's a bad idea. Why? Because we're not very good at football. Doesn't mean that the Kiwis aren't good at refereeing, mate. I'm pretty sure if you put a New Zealander in the final, he would referee it with rugby rules. Like, are there any New Zealanders who know all the rules to football? Well, apparently there is.

His name's Matthew Conger, and he is in the final 12 to be picked for the FIFA World Cup final. You couldn't pay me enough to referee one of those games. Can you imagine the pressure? The guilt if you got it wrong. If you were refereeing like a Colombia versus Russia final, and whichever side won, the other team, their fans would try and kill you. It wouldn't be a good time, would it?

No. People care so much. You see men crying in the stands when there's a goal. It's a massive deal. So apparently this guy, Matt, he's a 39-year-old from Palmerston North. He's a teacher. Yep. He sounds like an absolute legend.

I can't believe he's over there and he could referee the World Cup final. Don't get me wrong. I'm happy for him and I'm proud of him. It's a pretty big deal. You just couldn't pay me enough to do it. I wonder how much he does get paid. Well, I actually looked into it, how much the FIFA refs are getting paid. Yeah.

And for the whole tournament, they're getting paid $70,000. $70,000? $70,000 for a FIFA World Cup ref. For what? Eight weeks work? Yeah. That's pretty good. Pretty decent.

Also, $3,000 per extra game. So I'm assuming that's like quarterfinals, semifinals. Plus, any money you can organise from bribes as well. I mean, yeah. That other guy we talked about the other day. Really? There's a little side burner going on. Yeah, but they've got to pay you in iTunes or Prizzy cards.

Just to keep it on the download. Yeah, so it doesn't show up in your bank account. Have you ever thought how much refs in other sports get paid? No, but I'd say football would be the highest. As in soccer? Yeah. Yeah? Right, because that's the richest sport.

Well, I don't know, because super rugby, which is massive here in New Zealand. Oh, they wouldn't get anything. An OPSM voucher and lunch at halftime. $200k a season, mate. What? 200K apparently is the roundabout amount. I'm in the wrong job. You are in the wrong job.

In the NBA, the basketball, we're talking LeBron James, entry-level refs get paid $150,000, and then a senior ref gets paid $550,000. Half a million dollars to referee basketball. Isn't that mental? Yeah. And then I also looked into the Rugby World Cup because who doesn't love a bit of Rugby World Cup? $1,500 per game.

Oh, that's nothing. It's probably better off to ref the Super Rugby. I wonder if they can't pay you too much for like corruption reasons. You know, like how there has to be, like, a set rate. At the same time, pay them more, and then they won't take those bribes that I was talking about. Well, that's true. We tried to look up the netball rates,

but we couldn't find them because they were so small. What's that Kiwi guy's name again? The Kiwi guy who could be reffing the FIFA World Cup final this year, Matthew Conger. Congratulations, mate. From Palmy North. Either way, you're a winner in our eyes. Go the Kiwis! You're the only New Zealander in the Football World Cup. He's killing it. Here's Dennis Lloyd.

This is Nevermind. Brie and Clint ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. Yesterday, her soulmate got engaged to somebody else, Selena Gomez. And Kygo, it ain't me. The question I want to ask this afternoon, Clint, has pimple popping ever got you in trouble?

No, no. Because you're not going to believe this story. A scorned wife has busted her cheating husband after finding out another woman had burst the pimple on his back. Oh my God. That's how he got caught out. As a man who has a pimple obsessed wife I'm so keen to hear this. So apparently a woman over in Turkey who thought she was happily married for two years caught her husband out when she saw him getting changed

and a bunch of pimples had been popped on his back. She then confronted him about the pimples that had been popped and he changed the subject quickly. She then waited till he went to sleep and then went through his phone and found out through his WhatsApp that he indeed had a lover and they actually spoke about the pimple popping in the conversation. It is, I can see, like I said, from someone who's in a pimple-based relationship.

Because the story you told me off air about your wife, Lucy, is that she's obsessed with popping your pimples. Yes, if you told her this story, she would see it as a true intimate betrayal. Even if there was no sex involved, the fact that he's letting another woman pop his pimples That's bad enough. That's enough. That's the

end. She'd be devastated. She gets so angry at me. This is my body and I'm not a hugely pimply guy. This is my body and I'll do what I want with it. That's what I've said. She doesn't agree. So when I do get a pimple, whether it's on my face or on my neck or whatever, if I pop my own pimple, she gets mad at me.

Is she okay? If she sees one, she will say to me, see that pimple there when we get home? That's mine. Don't you touch it. I'm scared and you're just relaying the story to me. She watches and people listening will be like this. Dr. Pimple Popper. She. Dr. Pimple Popper.

She loves Dr. Pimple Popper. Oh, she loves watching other people's pimples be popped. People are obsessed with it. I find it disgusting. I find it a bit grubby too. I was forced to pop a pimple on one of my ex's backs before and the pimple hit me in the face. I popped it.

It came out of the pimple and got me right on the cheek. I nearly vomited. And you said that your wife prays for that moment. If she's listening, I'm painting her in a real bad light here. But I think she would agree. I think to get a squirty one like that is what she dreams of. Seriously, she needs to get out a bit more. She needs to find a hobby.

I know what the problem is. I know where it comes from. She has perfect skin. Right. So she very rarely has the opportunity to do it on herself. And it is in a disgusting way. It's quite satisfying, right? If you get a good one and you get it out nice and clean.

She never gets that because she has this flawless skin. I don't think she's ever had a period where she's been able to, like, go hard out popping her own pimples. So she takes it out on the men in her life. You poor thing. Yeah, me. Poor me. Are you okay?

Did she ask you on your first date? Did she ask me on our first date? Do you let people pop your pimples? Oh, no. It just came in over time. Brie and Clint on ZDM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger.

You call us up, you tell us your birthday, we put it into a big old computer, it figures out what song was top in the charts when you were partying at your 16th birthday, yo. We spent a lot of money on this computer and so far it's allowed us to play Lou Bega's Mumbo No. 5. No, we found it in the basement. Yeah, but we'll still pay our licensing fee to update the software.

It had a thing saying, don't touch this, and we touched it. So we want to figure out what your birthday banger is and then when we do, we're going to pick the best one and we're going to play it. Whether it fits with the ZM playlist or not. Hello Desmond and welcome to the show. Hello Desmond. Hello. What's your birthday, mate? 1st of March, 1982.

Okay, Desmond, you were 16 in 1998 on the 1st of March and this was top of the charts. Oh, yes. Desmond. Desmond. Do you remember going and seeing Titanic when you were 16? No. What a banger.

She's coming to the country, Clint. She's coming to the country. She's topical Celine Dion. Who doesn't love that? Desmond, would you like to hear that? Shall we go for it? Yep. Desmond.

Even he's not sure. Karina, hello. Hello, Karina. Hello. What's your birthday? 18. Karina, hello. Hello, Karina. Hello. What's your birthday? 18th of February, 88. Okay, Karina, you were 16 in 2004 on the 18th of February. And no, Celine Dion, not again.

It's actually this one. One, two, three. My baby don't pass around because she loves me so. Bit of Outkast. Hey, you all right? Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, it's all right, eh? Possibly the most played song ever since it came out, right? Yeah.

Every wedding, every birthday party. It skips on CDs because people have played it so much. Good luck. Not too bad, Karina. Let's go to the last one, Clint. Let's go to Kyle. Hello, mate. Hello.

Hello. What's your birthday Kyle? 25th of the 11th 1997. Okay Kyle you were 16 in 2013 on the 25th of November and this is your birthday banger. Oh yeah. It's a word or number. There it is. Eminem's

big comeback. Anything with Eminem and Rihanna, I'm down with. And they feature a lot in Birthday Banger too. So good. Okay, wait there, Kyle. We need to do some serious conversating. Oh, no. What are we going to play?

I know for a fact, Ross Boss, who hates this segment, loves Celine Dion. Yeah. But he would hate me. If we are looking to play the song that jumps out at us the most, it's not Outkast, is it? Not, definitely not Outkast.

Love Outkast, don't have anything against that song, just don't need to hear it again, right? Would the Monster Riri and Eminem be in the ZM playlist still? Maybe. 100%, yeah. Would be. Yeah. You gotta go with Celine Dion. Maybe. 100%, yeah. Would be. Yeah. You've got to go with Celine Dion. My heart will go on.

People in the car would be either screaming, don't you dare, or they'd be saying, yeah, play it. Desmond. Yeah, play it. Yes, Desmond. He's on board. I love you, Rose. Never let go.

Jack. Desmond, I need you to stay on the line until the end of the song, okay? Okay. Oh, Ross just took it off. Did he really? Oh, he took it off again. How is he doing that? He's doing it from out there.

The producers are freaking out. They don't know what's happening. You know, I have one way that I can do it. How? I know how you can do it. This is Zed. Oh! Brie and Clint on Zedium.

Zedium, Brie and Clint, Marshmello and Khalid. I am not happy. I am not happy. I am fuming. I don't normally get like this, but I am enraged at the moment. So if you just missed it, Birthday Banger, where we play the number one songs on your 16th birthdays. Celine Dion, My Heart Will Go On was the song that was picked.

It was the right decision. Ross Boss from out in the office has overrid our authority. He's got a system out there, some computer where he was turning it off. For the last eight minutes, we haven't been able to come back on here at all and do anything with it because Ross didn't want to hear Celine on the station.

Now, Ross, as a servant of the people of ZM, needs to hear a little bit of the feedback that came through. Bree, can you give us a sampler from the text machine that came through once the Celine Dion track, My Heart Will Go On, was taken off? And we feel the same as you guys. Someone said... Can I give you the perfect backing track to read this feedback to?

Hang on, I think you should give it to a little bit of... I like that. Thank you. God damn it. I was so keen for Celine. We don't like Ross Boss anymore. What the hell, Ross? Do you know how jazzed the nation was to scream along to Celine Dion?

Someone fire him. Unacceptable. Unforgivable. I don't know how you fire the boss, but yeah, I agree. I agree. And you know what? We will find a way to take down Ross in this segment. Ross, Leonardo DiCaprio did not die so that you could force us into an ad break, okay?

Ross, if you're listening, mate, run at me because I'm going to run at you, mate. I'm taking you down, mate. I'm taking you down. If you're listening, wear Kevlar to work because we're going to stab you. But can we still have our jobs, please? That'd be good. That'd be great. We can just make it to our three-month trial.

This isn't the end of Birthday Banger. We will fight to the death against Ross Boss until the right song gets played. You know what we've done? We've found the line. He was okay with Lou Bega. Mambo No. 5. He was a bit upset at Elton John.

There is something about the French Canadian Pop princess Celine Dion That really gets to Ross And I don't know what it is I don't know what it is in his past Or in his psyche that this gets to him But for some reason he can't have this I heard him yelling out I hate French Canadians

That's what he was yelling out around the office I heard him saying I hate women Yep I heard him say that too What's he got against Celine Dion? You know what Celine says to you, Ross? Shall we go for it? And we went for it and you shut it down, mate.

Watch this space, New Zealand. This is not the end. We will fight to the end, Clint. Brie and Clint on ZDM. ZDM, Brie and Clint, and that's a weekend. And can't feel my face. It's 12 minutes after 5 o'clock.

There we go. So a study, Clint, has been done using 1,200 respondents who are all millennials, so aged between 18 and 34, and they were asked a bunch of questions saying whether you would give up your phone or something else. Right. They're asking the most phone addicted generation in the history of the world. Which let's be real, nearly everyone in that generation, I could admit I'm addicted to

my phone and I don't like that. I don't like it either. But I am. Yeah. I can't go to the toilet without my phone. It's the best place to have a scroll. Yeah, but how much longer do your toilet breaks take when you go deep into the Instagram feed? Scroll and the roll. It's the best place to have a scroll. Yeah, but how much longer do your toilet breaks take when you go deep into the Instagram feed?

Scroll and the roll. It's so good. So I'll give you a roll. I'll give you a few of the stats that have come out from this study. 41% of millennial age people say they would quit shampooing for a week if it meant keeping their phone. I reckon 41% of millennials don't shampoo anyway, so that was an easy decision.

Well, that's true. Mostly the men. Yeah, well, some of the statistics are actually really surprising. 54%, so over half the people surveyed, said they would be willing to give up movies and TV for a month if it meant keeping their phone. God. That's a long time.

A month. I guess you just go straight substitute. You go instead of watching TV, I'll just watch Facebook videos. I guess so. You know? Because you're just using TV for the entertainment, so you sub it in with the phone. I can understand that one.

Yeah. 28% said they would be willing to give up their pet for a week. Nah, that's where I draw the line. Too far, hey. Who gets your pet? That's like a family member up their pet for a week. Nah, that's where I draw the line. Too far, hey. Who gets your pet? That's like a family member. How long? A week.

A week. A week. Just to prevent. And you know what they'd do too? They'd load up on selfies with the pet. Right. Before they lost it. And then they'd do throwbacks the whole time.

I mean, what would you post on Instagram? It's all your cats. Your Instagram would just be bad. I know. That's what I'm saying. I need to have a you post on Instagram? It's all your cats. Your Instagram would just be bad. I know, that's what I'm saying. I need to have a whole bank of selfies ready to go beforehand. I know. 23% choose their phone over caffeine. That's pretty full on. And a small 17% took the take my toothbrush, not my cell phone approach. I draw the line there. How many? How many? 17%. See, when you are getting into personal hygiene categories over the phone,

then you're – Not cool. Nah. I need to brush my teeth. I couldn't do it, I don't think. I don't think I could go a day without brushing my teeth over the phone because no one's going to want to be around you. You don't get to organise any cool hangouts over that phone

because no one wants to hang out with cousin halitosis. You could chew gum. It's not the same. Yeah, I'd probably take the phone and chew gum. Do that thing that you do when you stay over at your friend's house and you put the toothpaste on your finger and you do a finger scrub. Not doing anything, by the way. I used to use my friend's toothbrush and not tell them.

Oh, reek. That's how much I hate not brushing my teeth. Gross! So what we want to do this afternoon, we want people to call up. If you can admit you're addicted to your phone, we need the phone addicts. If you have to be on your phone 24-7, you can admit to yourself. And then

we're going to give you a proposition. An ultimatum. An ultimatum. The phone or something else, which we're not going to tell you right now, and you will have to pick between the two. This takes a bit of honesty, okay? This takes a little bit of self-reflection and going, do I have a phone problem? Maybe you don't know yet as well.

Maybe you don't know that you have the problem, but once we give you these situations, you'll be able to take a long, hard look in the mirror at yourself. I mean, if you're doing number twos and you're scrolling through Facebook, call up now. 800-DIAL-ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, your brand new drive home. That's five sauce.

So a study's been done that has revealed millennials have said they will give up shampooing, they will give up their pet, movies, caffeine, even their toothbrush, if it means they can still have their telephone. This cell phone addiction is making people irrational. It's crazy. It's making them like hypothetically unhealthy. Nearly all of them, I'd probably say because I can admit I've got a problem. Yeah.

I'd probably be like, probably give it up. What about the toothbrush? Not the toothbrush. You wouldn't give up your toothbrush? Oh. The fact that you even have to think about it. I know, it's so sad, isn't it? We're going to put this to New Zealand right now and we have a brave list of people ready to go. Who can admit they have a problem

and they're addicted to their phones. First up, Tiara. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hi. Are you addicted to your phone? Yeah. How bad is it?

I'm a swimming and strut day and as soon as I get out of the pool, I have to go straight to the staff room, look at all notifications and clear them. Are you ever texting in the pool? No. I'm not ruining my phone. Alright, Tiara.

Would you rather give up your phone for three days or give up food for three days? I barely eat, so I'd happily give up food for three days? I feel like I ate, so I'd happily give up food. Tiara. Tiara, you need that energy for swimming.

All right, so we've gotten one addict. Let's go to the next person. Zara, welcome. Yeah, welcome. This requires honesty, okay? Here we go. Zara, welcome. Yeah, welcome. This requires honesty, okay? Here we go. Zara. Yep.

Would you rather give up your phone for four days or any type of liquid for two days? Ooh. Now, two days won't kill you. No. But it is going to hurt. Wouldn't be fun. I think I would give up my phone.

You give up your phone? Depends. If it's a weekend, then yeah. You can't pick and choose. What, because you want a drink? Yeah. Zara, I think you may be addicted to something else. You're so smart, Zara. I'm jumping on board that bear wagon. Thank you for your

honesty, though. Alice, welcome to the show. Hello, Alice. Hi. Here we go. Would you rather give up your phone for a week or give up showering for two weeks? Oh, if I could wash other ways, then yeah. No, you can't. Wet wipes.

You can't. Not even wet wipes. No, you can have the wet wipes. Okay, I'll choose the wet wipes. Yes, she did. You're having a wet wipe shower for two weeks. It's fine. Just so you can go on your phone.

Yeah, I mean, who cares? I'm married. What if you go to the, what if you go to the, what if you go to the gym? I'll give up the gym as well. That's brilliant. And you have a problem, obviously. Prat the gym as well. That's brilliant. And you have a problem, obviously. Pritesh. Kia ora.

Hi. Hello, Pritesh. Hi. Here we go, your ultimatum. Would you rather give up your phone for two weeks or human contact for two weeks? Oh. That's easy.

I can give up human contact. Pritesh? Pritesh. I don't need to speak to anyone. What about your... My phone in my hand. What about your family? Oh, yeah.

That's not a problem. That's not even an issue. Don't like them anyway. They're not a problem. Okay. Have you got a partner? No. Oh, all right.

Single. I'm lonely. It's just perfect ultimatum. You're good to go, Pritesh. Bumble and a bit of tender on your way. How many more? We got one more in us? We got one more.

One more. Let's go one more. Sam, welcome to the show. Good to have you here. You've got a phone addiction. I do. You take it to the toilet? Sorry?

You take it to the toilet with you? Oh, of course. I stay in there for a good five minutes. Are you a multiple charge a day person? Me too, Sam. I charge it all the time. Okay, here comes your ultimatum from Bree. All right, here we go.

Sam, would you rather give up your phone for a week or give up sex for a month? Oh, I could give it up. I'd have to have my phone. You know what? You're honest. It's not very good anyway, Claire. I'd have to lock the door anyway.

I'd have to have my phone. Yes, Sam. Now, check yourself before you wreck yourself, New Zealand. And while you're at it, check your notifications. Someone might have commented on something. I better check now,

actually. Here's Drake, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, BB Rexha in Florida, Georgia line.

Clint, I need to share with you a story that's going to pretty much paint me in the way that is my real life. Okay, you're going to do some hashtag real talk with us. Some real talk.

I got out of a ticket this morning. Did you? I love these stories. Yeah. You beat the law. Let's just put it this way. You fought the law and you won. It's an excuse that the cop said to me he's never heard before.

Oh, God. I love these because I love having a bank of them in case I can apply them to my own life. You probably could apply this. So this morning I had a massive breakfast slash brunch slash I ate everything at the buffet. It was amazing. Did you have a buffet breakfast?

Pretty much. I got the big breakfast. It was huge. I ate everything. It was like four pieces of bread. Yeah. I was full. You know that I love nothing more than to just fill my body

with delicious food. Yeah. I was on my way to work. Not afraid of a carb. Not afraid of a carb. I was on my way to work and I was driving down the motorway and let's just put it this way, I was struggling to unbutton my pants because my button was digging into me real bad.

You know that I love to undo my pants because I like to be comfortable. Are your pants undone right now? Maybe. The brunch is carried over into the afternoon. I didn't need to see that. Okay, yeah, you're a creature of comfort. Yes. So you're literally trying to undo the button on your jeans

while going down the motorway. So you're doing 100Ks. I mean, not my smartest decision, but it was digging into me. I didn't know what else to do. Anyway, about a minute later, I see these flashing lights in my rearview mirror, woo, get pulled over. The cop comes up to my window and I was like, oh, what the hell am I being pulled over for?

I'm not speeding. And he goes, do you know why I pulled you over? And I said, no idea. And he said, you swerved a little bit back there. He goes, I need to know. Be honest with me. Were you on your phone? And I said to him, mate, I'm going to be honest,

wasn't on my phone, but there is a reason I can think of as to why I would have maybe swerved a tiny bit. And he goes, all right, here we go. Give me your excuse. And I said, I had a really big brunch and I had to undo my pants and my button was struggling and it took a lot of effort with one hand to get my pants undone. He then looked at me and he said, if he goes, I've never heard that excuse before. And he was trying not to laugh at me. Yeah.

And he goes, if you can prove that. No. I will let you go. At this point, I lifted up my shirt and guess what? My pants are undone, baby. Off I went. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Oh, my God.

I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Very simple game where we try and guess how many Instagram followers certain celebrities have. Okay? It's closest to the actual number gets the point.

It's first to three points, and it's me versus you, Bree. I'm not even competitive, so I don't even care who wins. Not competitive. All right, mate. She didn't talk for 15 minutes after the last time we played this game. I like to win. I'm a winner. Just in case you have to jump up and do your celebration dance,

do you want to button your pants up first? No, I like to be comfortable when I'm celebrating. Producer Ellie is our adjudicator. Ellie, can you confirm neither of us have seen any of the celebrities you'll be offering us today? Neither of you have seen them. Don't worry, Brie. Clint has not seen the list.

I did try and have a look. I couldn't see. Ten seconds to answer the question. And I don't want to bring this up, but it's one for you this year, zero for me. That's correct. That's correct. Well, you're welcome to play along in the car too.

Ali, when you're ready, please give us our first celebrity. Your first celebrity? The very well-known Spice Girl, Mel B. Oh. Is she the Weight Watchers one? Yes, she is. Mmm. Mm-hmm. All right.

I've gone with $4 million. I've gone with $3.9 million. Oh, so there's $100,000 in this. This is close. Oh, no. Mel B. Sorry, Clint, you've guessed $4. And you've guessed $3.9.

Yes. Mel B has $1.2. Bree, you take it out. Yes, I did. Oh, if you want to be my lover, don't get with my friends, Clint. Just for the record. That was a Spice Girl reference. Last time we played, Bree went 2-0 up, only needed one point and choked from that point. Well, can you not get in my head, please?

Here we go. Give us another one, Ellie. All right. Will Smith. Oh, Will Smith. I've just started following him. He's big, please. Here we go. Give us another one, Ellie. Alright. Will Smith. Oh, Will Smith. I've just started following him. He's big, too. He's big. Alright, stop it. I didn't know that. There we go.

I'm quite confident on this one. Oh, I've changed it. I'm quite confident. Alright, Ellie. Just to confirm, Clint, that's 41 million. 41 million. I wrote 40 and then scrubbed it. All right, Ellie. Just to confirm, Clint, that's $41 million. $41 million. I wrote $40 and then scrubbed it. Mate. $22 million is what Bree has said.

Will Smith. I remember Clint was very confident about this. It's $17.5 million. Yes, she did! I mean, good game, good try, Clint. I'm not competitive. All right. No pressure, you can win it from here.

Stop. You came back from here this time last week, so I'm not getting ahead of myself. All right. But I'm going all right. Topical. Hayley Baldwin. I don't follow her.

No, she just got engaged, so. Justin Bieber. That's going to be massive for her. Oh, I've gone too big. I've gone too big. I know I have. Oh, you went way too big, mate. She's Justin Bieber's fiancé.

She's the most talked about woman in the world right now. Only for a day. If that many people don't follow her, that many people have been to her profile to check and be jealous. Just this week, I promise. Hey, that's true. I can vouch for that. Alright, Ellie. Get to the good stuff. Clint, you've said Hayley Baldwin has 70 million. Brie, you've said

Hayley Baldwin has 10 million. Hayley Baldwin has 13.1 million. Brie, you took it out! Oh my God. All those years at uni finally paid off. It's one apiece, mate. Can I be the first to say congratulations?

I mean, good game. Good game. Can't wait to play next week. ZM, Brie and Clint, they're two chain smokers. And Roses, big announcement today from Starbucks. Do you like your Starbucks? Yeah, don't mind it. They have said that in two years' time,

they will eliminate all plastic straws from all Starbucks stores worldwide. Whoa. Yeah. They're jumping on the straw-free movement because I feel like this is the year to get rid of the straw, you know? I've seen those things going around where it's like a plastic, not a plastic, it's like a metal straw. A metal straw, yeah, yeah.

That turns into like a little tiny thing and you put it on your key chain and all I think about is imagine the dirty germs that thing would pick up. Well, you wash it. Each time you use it, you wash it and then you put it back on your key ring. Right. I've got a couple of stats for you that might freak you out as far as straws go. Okay. America alone uses 500 million straws a day.

A day? A day. That's enough straws to fill 127 school buses every single day. That is crazy. And that's just America. That's not China. That's not every other major country. That's not every other country in the world.

They're drinking a lot of soda. There you go. So Starbucks are going to take them out. Good. Good start. It's still coming in a plastic cup with a plastic lid and a plastic tray. But you know, it's a start. What I've got here is five easy ways, if you want to,

that you can cut plastic out of your life. Okay. So before we get into this, is this for the lazy person like myself? Yeah, what I've tried to do, because I'm quite hot on this. It's kind of a real buzz thing for me. We're not perfect. It's impossible to be perfect, but I'm keen to get rid of as much plastic as possible

and just try and make a difference, you know? Look at you. You're an inspiration. So these five things should be things that you can do without having to spend heaps of money or change your lifestyle altogether. All right, so this is what you're saying, so I'm willing to listen. First thing you can do, stop getting straws. Easy as that.

I don't use straws anyway. No, but you know when you go to a bar and you're drinking and you have a vodka soda? They give you a straw because it's polite. You don't need a straw. Yeah, but what if there's lipstick on the cup? Well, get a clean cup. Yeah, true. Go to a different bar because that's polite. You don't need a straw. Yeah, but what if there's lipstick on the cup? Well, get a clean cup. Yeah, true.

Go to a different bar because that's gross. You actually have to get yourself into the habit of saying vodka soda, no straw. Right. You know? Okay, I can do that. You can do that one? I can do that one. Cool.

Okay, second one. Keep your own set of cutlery in your drawer at work. Oh, I don't know. You can't do that? I think I'll just use the metal cutlery here at work. Yeah, but sometimes it's not there. And then you go and get a plastic fork. If you have it in your drawer,

then when you go and get a bento bowl or whatever at lunchtime, you won't reach for that plastic fork because you go, oh, I've got a fork in my drawer. As long as the fork and knife aren't on my key ring, I'm okay. Number three, get a lifetime drink bottle. Get one of those metal drink bottles that last forever so you stop getting a pump bottle every time you go to the gym. Do you remember what happened last time I got a lifetime drink bottle. Get one of those metal drink bottles that lasts forever so you stop getting a pump bottle every time you go to the gym.

Do you remember what happened last time I got a lifetime drink bottle? Your camelback? Yeah. Yeah, you lost it. So it's not a lifetime drink bottle, is it?

But the hundred times or however many times you got to use that, that's how many less plastic bottles you used. Yeah, so I've done my time. Keep going because I don't want

to get preachy with this. This one is mega, okay? And this one changed my life. Stop using hand wash, stop using body wash, and stop using shampoo. Move to bar soaps. Use to a bar of soap at the sink to wash your hands with. Move to a bar of soap to wash your body. And move to a bar of shampoo to wash your hair.

There's no plastic packaging. They come in cardboard boxes. But at the moment, my friend Alan, big Alan, six foot five, he's staying. So then what?

He would just have to share the same bar of soap that I'm using. Yeah, you just rub it in your hands. And he rubs it on his bits and then I rub it on me. Rub the bar in your hands and then rub your hands on your body.

I don't know where he's been. Okay, this is the last one. And this is the one. I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one. The rest, I'm on board. Take your own Tupperware container when you get your sushi. Oh, mate.

Can't do it? Does it have to be a glass? No, it doesn't have to be glass. So it's plastic anyway. Yeah, but it's reusable. They'll look at you weird at first, but eventually they'll like you because you're actually saving them money. Oh, but I actually want to date people again.

Well, if you care about turtles. How about I do my best? I can do the first three. That's all you can do. I can do my first three, no problem. Yeah, there you go. Because I can't commit to that last one. And then when you go to the beach at the end of the year,

just take all your shampoo bottles and chuck them straight in the ocean. All right, mate. Come on. Three away from six. Brie and chuck them straight in the ocean. All right, mate. Come on. Three away from six. Brie and Clint, ZDM. Brie and Clint on ZDM. ZDM, Brie and Clint, 660 and Vibes. So Mastercard over in the UK are looking to roll out a biometric fingerprint

to authenticate if it's actually your credit card or not. Yes, this is the future I've been waiting for. This is the future. We've already got it on an iPhone. Yep. They're already doing it. So MasterCard, they're in talks currently with British banks to introduce the fingerprint payment card to tackle bank fraud.

So I can give my fingerprint and log into my MasterCard account, upload my fingerprint, and then I can pay. I don't need my PIN number. No. I wouldn't even need my card. No. Because this is unique. My fingerprint is unique to me. and then I can pay I don't need my pin number No I wouldn't even need my card No Because this is unique My fingerprint is unique to me

Well I'm assuming you could just pay with your fingerprint Oh that is so good Pretty cool hey And you know what they still wouldn't have it in New Zealand

New Zealand the last country in the world to embrace pay wave Oh we pay too much of a fee I don't care I'm so tired of inserting card and entering pin The future's here baby I need to pay. I'm so tired of inserting card and entering PIN. The future's here, baby. I need to paywave.

I need to tap and gap. How much do you love when a place does have paywaves? Oh, yeah. It makes me want to go back there. You know what I've started doing? That's how lazy we are. No, no, this is what I've started doing. It's a personal protest. Yeah. I go in there and this is what these places are like. If they don't have paywave, they've always got a piece

of tape across the top of the FBOS machine and they've written in there and this is what these places are like. If they don't have pay wave, they've always got a piece of tape across the top of the F-Boss machine and they've written in vivid and big letters, no pay wave. You know what I do? You tap anyway? I do a pay wave. Of course you do. And then I go, oh, it's not working.

Such an idiot. And they go, oh, sorry, sir, we don't have pay wave. And I look at them and I go, oh. Oh, you're one of those people. Just doing the people's work clean. You're like a modern day hero. Some heroes don't wear capes. You say it's lazy, but it's more than that.

I don't want to carry a wallet anymore. I just want to carry my phone. Oh, heaven forbid. And I can pay off my phone, so I just want to pay for everything with here. I want this phone to be my car key. I want it to be my F-plus card. I want it to be my ID. I want it to be everything.

You want it to be your girlfriend. You want it to be your car. I want it to be everything. You want it to be your girlfriend. You want it to be your car. You want it to be your underpants. Everything. I get it. I get it. So apparently the card hasn't gotten to the point where you don't need the card anymore.

But apparently this is the reason they brought it in because they have PayWave over there. And apparently it says that every time on the fifth payment when you're using PayWave, you actually have to put in your PIN. Whereas they're taking that away now and you can just pay with your thumbprint. Yeah, good. Like a first world country. Yeah.

I was thinking what other ways could you pay for stuff? Microchip. I'm keen to get microchipped. Microtrip in your wrist? In my wrist, yeah. In your wrist. What about an eye scan? A retina scan.

What about – No, because then you have to put your face up to the terminal and people with gooby faces will have been up there. A lot of germs spread through the eyeballs. Hot bleed for bacteria. What about if you just lick something? No, again, I've made my point with the eyeballs. So the butt scan's out of the question then?

Well, hang on, that's a good point. Everybody's fingerprint and retina is unique. Is everybody's got a... Botox? Is everybody got a unique butt? Can you imagine Kim Kardashian? They'd be like, bring in the bigger machine! Ooh, a rather large payment today, man.

Enjoy that Gucci. If any scientists know the truth about buttholes, let us know. No, just whether it's unique. Brie and Clint on ZDM. unique. Wow. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. It's Ed Sheeran and Happier. That song just hypes me up.

For a 6.30 on a Tuesday. For me, I just haven't heard it enough. So I just, every time I hear it, I'm like, oh, turn it up. I love it. I need to have a bit of a moan because I've... You know... Excuse me. I'm a very positive person. You never whinge.

I have made a rather large life investment in a piece of technology that I feel is a waste of time. You were raving about this. You were talking it up all week. I've decided that I need a smart speaker in my life. So you're talking the Alexas. Yeah, the Google Homes. The Google Homes.

What else have they got? Who else does one? What's the Apple one? Oh, Apple HomePod. Apple HomePod. After extensive research and a heavy amount of influencing from Ross Boss, I invested $350 in the Amazon Alexa. I thought you got it for free.

No, I paid for that. Oh, this makes it even worse then. Are you sure you didn't get it for free? Excited. No, who's giving out free Alexas? Well, I want one if they are. I spent a bit of time with her because I'm like, great, she's here. She can do everything for me.

She can't do anything in my house. What, are you saying Alexa doesn't listen to you? She doesn't listen to me. She doesn't understand me. I don't know that. See? Did you put the Alexa in here? Alexa's here.

Hi, Alexa. Hi there. See? She talks to me. She doesn't understand me. Alexa, say. Hi there. See, she talks to me. She doesn't understand me. Alexa, say hi to Clint. Oh, you guys have... There are no other devices or contacts to drop in on this device.

You guys are fighting. I was saying to her while I had her, Alexa, simple things. Alexa, play ZM. And she started playing... No, don't you talk now. Don't you answer me now. She's not listening to you. She started playing some Z100 out of New York.

Should I ask her? Yeah, you can try. Yeah. Hey, Alexa, play ZM. Don't turn on. Umbrella featuring Jay-Z is available with Amazon Music Unlimited. See? Would you like to learn more?

I tried something real easy and I said to her, can you tell me how long it's going to take me to get into the city? And she said, the city is 14 kilometres away. However, I cannot tell how fast you are travelling, so I can't tell you how long it will take. This is where I found out Alexa's fault. She uses the search engine Bing. No way. Yes. uses the search engine Bing. No way.

Yes. No one is using Bing. The place where Alexa is finding all of her information is from Bing. Are you serious? And I had the opportunity to get a Google one. I could have spent half the money and bought a Google. Shut up. Shut up.

Alexa, be quiet. I could have spent half as much money and got the Google one and had Google Maps and Google Places and Google everything. Instead, I'm now stuck $350 later with a giant Bing device. So you're literally using Bing as your search drive in your life at home and you paid more money for it. She may be all right. Like I know people who love her.

She doesn't understand my accent. She doesn't play my favourite Usher songs when I ask her to. She only plays Yeah and I'm so sick of that song. I've got an idea. Yeah. You guys should go to couples therapy, mate. All right, fine. Just be careful, all right?

Couples therapy. Brie and Clint on ZDM. ZDM, Brie and Clint, Calvin Harris, Dua Lipa, One Kiss. 6.35. So you know last Thursday how we had those work drinks here? Yes. And you smoke bombed and left early. Yeah, I disappeared at 8.30.

And you were out till 2 o'clock in the morning. No, can we not mention that? At karaoke. Can I just say I had a good night and, you know, you're always good to go if you're not the person who's on the most lemonades around the place. Oh, yeah. I always find they're a good, like, safety barrier for you too.

Yeah, because you look at them and you go, oh, don't want to be with that person. Exactly. I mean, you look after that person, but while you look at them and you go, oh, I don't want to be that person. Exactly. And I mean, you look after that person. But while you look after them, you also go, I will never be you. I got stuck with that person on Thursday night. Can I just say? You're the life raft.

I was the life raft. And let me just say, she was using me pretty much as a raft when she was climbing all over me. Oh. She was like using me as kind of like to hold her up almost. Yeah. Like as her kind of like cane as she walked around. Like a sexual jungle gym.

Well, it wasn't sexual but she was just using me as a post pretty much. Right. Anyway, I heard that she had a bit of a debacle on her way home because later on that night she caught a cab and she said to me she caught a cab which was about a 10-minute drive from where she was. She lives central. Yeah, so she lives pretty central, 10, 15 minutes in a cab and she was home.

Cab or Uber? Cab. Cool. She looks at her card statement the next day and the cabbie has charged her $160. Ooh, she got done. She got absolutely rolled. Was she not in a state to remember the journey?

Like does she know whether she went through multiple drive-thrus or? Maybe he charged her for that. No, she said she remembers the whole thing, but she just didn't bother to check on when he's charged her. She's swiped her card and left. Anyway, she has then messaged the cab company the next day and she's trying to fight it.

Good. You should. And it's very easy to fight these things with Uber because there's a map. Your whole thing is tracked. They know the time you got in, the time you got out. They know the fastest route. They know if there is any roadworks there. I've actually disputed an Uber One before. Yeah, you were telling me. And they don't give you a full refund, but they

work out how much far, how far too far your driver took you. And what happened? They give you that much back that is credited onto your credit card. Because you said you were in an Uber once and they did a few laps. Yeah, that's where I got my zero star rating when I yelled at him. What, after you figured out zero star rating when I yelled at him.

What, after you figured out on the eighth lap? This person who's got a hundred, have you seen how much it was? 160 bucks. $160. Are they sure they didn't do a number one, a number two or a number three in the cab? Look, I can't be sure. No. I'm

not them. Do they work at ZM? No. Do they work in the building? Yes. sure. No. I'm not them. Do they work at ZDM? No. Do they work in the building? Yes. Who is it? I'm not telling you. Who is it? I'm not doing that.

They haven't done anything wrong. You just said they got ripped off by a taxi. Who's the person who was climbing on you? No, don't worry. Cam Mansell. Brie and Clint on ZDM.