ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 10th 2020

Episode Date: July 10, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast on a Friday. It's Friday here in New Zealand where we live in the future. Yes. If you're listening overseas. And on a Friday, we do this. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. If you've ever... Oh, sorry. Sorry. Every goddamn time. I love to jump in early. If you've ever wanted to have your birthday banger done,

and you listen to the podcast, so you can't because obviously we do it live, you can. You can go to our podcast page on Facebook and put down your birthday and we'll pick it out and hopefully do it eventually. The first person we've picked out to do eventually is Maddy Eltinson from Geelong in Victoria, where you guys have got it rough at the moment. Yeah, I hope you're doing okay, Maddie, because, yeah, things are not too good in Victoria at the moment. I'm sure you're healthy.

But let's do a birthday banger. You were born on the 23rd of June 1995, which means you were 16 in 2011. And on the 23rd of June 2011, this was top in the charts. Check that. God, if you're in the part of Victoria that's gone back into six weeks of isolation, imagine cranking this up and pissing your neighbours off for six weeks.

We used to have someone when you know how we went into lockdown. Yeah. They'd be across the road, the apartment across the road would play opera at five o'clock on the dot every day. Do you think they were doing it to be uplifting and motivational? I think so, yeah. And was it?

Yeah, because we were hanging out for it. We were like, what are they going to play today? Oh, it became a thing. Yeah. What do you mean, what are they going to play? Can you tell the difference between opera tracks? Well, sometimes they would go a little bit, they would sway after a few weeks because they had no more opera to play.

Because for me, opera is opera. Yeah, true. Yeah, very true. a few weeks because they had no more opera to play. Because for me, opera is opera. What about you? Yeah, true. Yeah, very true. Next one, Darren Johnson, who's from Manchester in the UK. I love Manchester in the UK. Darren was born on the 30th of December 1969, so he was 16 in 1985. And Dazza, this is your birthday banger.

We're going to have a party tonight. and Dazza, this is your birthday banger. Shaken Stevens. Merry Christmas, everybody. Not only does Darren have a shit birthday. 30th of December. Because he'd get double birthday presents and I can say this because I've got a shit birthday too, Darren. He's also two days, the day before New Year's Eve. Exactly.

So no one wants to celebrate then because everyone's hanging out for New Year's. The only good thing about Darren's birthday is the 69 bit. Yeah. And he gets a shit song. He might love this. Do you like it? No, I've never heard it before, and I never want to hear it again. It's not good.

Poor Darren. Let's round out on a good one. James from the Sunshine Coast. James from the Sunny Coast. Love it. He was born on the 26th of June, 1979, which means he was 16 in 1995. And James from the Sunny Coast. I bet he's from Mooloolaba.

Yeah, right. Just got a feeling. This is your birthday banger. When I kiss your mouth, I want to taste it. Turn you upside down. She's got a feeling. This is your birthday banger. 1995's Meryl Bainbridge in Mouth. This was such a huge deal in 1995, wasn't it? How come? Oh, because it's like raunchy? It was just a big song, yeah.

Do you remember 1995, around that time too, when that song came out? I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed. Yeah, shamed, yeah. Ashamed? I don't know. I don't know. It was fun to sing as a kid though, because you're like, mum, I can say bitch, because

it's on the radio. It's in a song. Yeah, songs get away with a lot, don't they? What wins this week? I don't know if I'm really like... It's not a great round. No, it's not the best round, guys. Sorry to you guys.

I know these are your birthday bangers. I know you hang out to hear them. And love Putty Rock Anthem for you, Maddie. It's won recently before and... It's got played a lot on the radio You know So what if we made this the winner today This is a chip

The song we were just talking about Have you ever heard the Ozzy version? Meredith Brooks, no Where it talks about him being a yobbo. A bogan. It's so good. I'll find it. I'll bring it next week.

It's great. Let's listen to a bit of this and then we'll get into the podcast, everybody. Happy Friday. Catch you guys back after the weekend. I'm an angel underneath. Don't brush me, Tate. Here it comes, everybody. Here it comes, everybody. Here it goes. I'll roll down to one. I'm a bloke. I'm a yobbo.

And me best mate's name is Robbo. The version's so good, eh? I do not feel ashamed. I'm your help. I'm your dream. I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way. There you go.

Flashback for you. Let's trip straight into the podcast. See you guys. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Afternoon, everybody. Happy Friday. Bree and Clint. Hey, Bree. It's good to be here, everybody. Happy Friday. Bree and Clint. Hey, Bree. It's good to be here, mate.

Friday, my favourite day of the week. Can we stop escaping COVID isolation, please? If you're listening in COVID isolation, and how cliche, I mean, no offence to our Hamilton listeners, and remember that I am Chiefs hard, Chiefs money, Chiefs all day. How stereotypical that the guy in Hamilton isolation escaped to go to the bottle store? You said off air, at least he had a good reason to escape. You said that.

No, didn't you say that? Those were your words. No, that was my joke. Well, I agree with you. Like, I understand, but come on, guys. No, there is no good reason. Do we know if this guy had COVID? The guy who went to Countdown had COVID.

Do we know if this guy had COVID? Well, that's a Countdown had COVID. Do we know if this guy had COVID? Well, that's a good question. I don't know. Look, we'll leave that for Hosking and the ZB team. And we'll just focus today on Friday Okie, which is coming up. We're singing Beyonce. It's you! You're the one I love. Is this our first Queen Bee that we've ever done? Pretty sure, yes.

Yeah, right. First and last. Might be the last. Also, every hour we've got flights to give away thanks to Jetstar. It's Jetstar's belated birthday sale. It's on now. You can check it out at their website. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. They're excited to get Kiwis back in the air with amazing domestic sale fares,

up to 25,000 fares for under 50 bucks. Just tell us what you're celebrating, Amy. Hi. Hi. Hey, how are you going? Good. What are you celebrating? What am I celebrating?

I've got a big game of squash tonight. That'll do. Hey, let's celebrate it. There's nothing bigger in my opinion. Let's spin this up and see what we've got for you. We've got Auckland. You've spun up a trip to Auckland, so we're going to hook you up with a $200 Jetstar voucher,

which is enough to get you there. Well done. Oh, thank you so much, guys. And I hope you have a good Friday. Yeah, happy Friday, mate. Good work. Cool. Go Squash.

Go Squashies. We're going to give away another three of those on the show, so keep listening for your next activator. Next on the show, though, we want to talk childhood obsessions, like who you were totally totally obsessed with as a kid. There's one celebrity whose parents have come out and said

that she was so obsessed with the person that she was obsessed with that they considered putting her into therapy over it. She was that pining over this person. Yeah, yeah. Which for anybody else would be embarrassing to look back on. We've all been there. Yeah, we've over this person. Yeah, yeah. Which, for anybody else, would be embarrassing to look back on. We've all been there.

Yeah, we've all been there. Yeah. Totally. We'll reminisce with you guys after Lady Gaga and Beyonce. This is Telephone on ZM. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Who's the superstar who, when they were a kid,

was so obsessed with a certain singer that their parents considered getting them therapy for it. God, she must have been into it. Yeah. And once you hear it, you go, oh yeah, I knew she was that obsessed with him. It's Billie Eilish. I know who this is about.

Right? The JBs, right? Correct. On a new episode of her Apple Music show, which is called Me and Dad Radio, her mum revealed that her and her husband were so concerned about Billie Eilish's obsession with Justin Bieber,

they considered getting her therapy. They were driving her to a dance studio in 2012 and she was sobbing in the backseat of the car listening to this song. Great song. I get it. You get it. You go through that period when you're young,

where you go, this is my whole world. This is the only thing that matters. No one else can tell me otherwise. Everything you like sucks. I still went through those periods in my 20s. I know you did. Yeah. I know you did.

I just latch on and I'm like, oh, I'm obsessed. It's lucky you never got to meet Ellie Goulding actually Yeah it is quite lucky for her I had this I had a room where There were posters on the walls On the roof On the doors everywhere

Of none other than the incredibly attractive Boy band Hanson We all had a poster of her Wanted band, Hanson. We all had a poster of Hanson. Wanted to be Hanson. Wanted to grow my hair like Hanson. You would have suited that, I reckon. But then something switched and I went, oh, Hanson sucks.

And I ripped the posters down and I took the CD out and I snapped it and I never wanted anything to do with it ever again. And what did you move on to? I think I revolted real hard. I was like, I only like rock music now. I thought you were going to say, and then I was like, I love rugby. I moved on to rugby. Yeah, probably that too. Probably.

I did an over-correction. Yeah, keep it. Over-compensate. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, rugby. What were you obsessed with? Oh, a few things. I was obsessed with the actor Freddie Prinze Jr. Oh, no, you, rugby. What were you obsessed with? Oh, a few things. I was obsessed with the actor Freddie Prinze Jr.

Oh, no, you're wrong. From She's All That. He was in Scooby-Doo. Yes. And I think he was in the Star Wars. He was a 90s heartthrob, wasn't he? Oh, my God. Was he in Clueless?

No. He wasn't in Clueless. No, okay. She's All That is the movie where I latched on him. He's a good singer, Freddie Prinze Jr. Is he? He's a triple threat, baby. I didn't know that.

He's attractive, he can act and he can sing. Yeah, I was just obsessed with him. I couldn't get over it. And then I was also obsessed with Xtina. I think it was The Chaps. I was like, look how cool she is. You were obsessed with Dirty Christina. Yeah. Your dad would have hated that. I didn't like her when she's... I was like, look how cool she is. You were obsessed with Dirty Christina. Yeah.

Your dad would have hated that. Yeah. I didn't like her when she was What A Girl Wants, only when she became real dirty. Right. Yeah. Okay. Like some sort of awakening for you.

Producers, who are you obsessed with? Producer Ben, who are you... We're growing up in Christchurch. Yeah, love Christchurch. You're 11 years old. You've already got that moustache. Yeah, yeah. Who are you obsessed with?

Winston Peters, was it? Nah, it was probably from my first CD. It was probably Usher. Yeah. You wanted to be Usher? I don't know if I wanted to be him. Yeah. Because I knew quite quickly I couldn't dance.

Yeah. But I was like, this guy, this guy's cool. When did the Craig David obsession happen? Actually within the last 5-10 years. Yeah, that's a later life thing. Actually, I change now, Craig David. What's sadder? A teenage obsession or an adult obsession? Definitely adult.

No. Definitely. Yeah, I've got a few adult ones so I'm not going to say anything. New member of the team, producer Anastasia. Who were you obsessed with as a kid? I was just mad for One Direction. Dream men. All five of them. All five of them.

They were good looking lads. Or still are, sorry. Good looking lads. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Harry Styles does it for me. He's hot. You're a Zayn girl. I do love Zayn. Who's your favourite producer, Anastasia?

It's always been Niall, but a little bit recently, Zayn. You are such a Niall, though. Yeah, you are. I can see you and Niall together. Let's check this open. Let's reminisce. Thanks, Brie. I'm not helping your situation, am I?

Who were you absolutely obsessed with as a kid? Maybe it's a bit embarrassing to look back on. Maybe you're stoked with it. Maybe you're proud and maybe your

obsession meant that you actually got to meet them one day. How good would that be? For you, maybe not for them.

Not so much for them. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. We just want to know, who were you obsessed with?

I can't wait to hear the people and the reasons why. Yeah. Brie and Clint. Who were you obsessed with? I can't wait to hear the people and the reasons why. Yeah. Brie and Clint. Who are you obsessed with? As a kid, Billie Eilish's mum has really ratted her out and said, we all know you love Justin Bieber,

but people don't know that you loved him so much we almost put you into therapy. I've been to a few Justin Bieber concerts, and to be honest, I'm never going back because you can't hear anything because of the girls that are there. I thought you were going to say most of the people there need therapy. No they scream so loud

I've never been to a concert like it it's insane. By the way nothing wrong with therapy, I have therapy it's fantastic. Me too, it's great I'm just saying you know it's an issue when you have to go and talk to somebody about it. So we're asking, who were you obsessed with as a kid?

Let's do some reminiscing. Hey, Tess. Hi, Tess. Hi, guys. I was absolutely obsessed with Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy. Oh, yeah. It was a big one for a lot of people. What about Tess?

What about that way he'd pick up the bass guitar and then he'd swing it all the way around his back and do a 360? Hey, Tess. I even ran away from home because my mum wouldn't let me go to their concert when I was like 12. Really?

Where did you run to? I literally got around the corner and my mum was like, get in the car. Get in the car. I remember those fights. I packed her bag and everything. I was like, you let me go to Fall Out Boy and she just, get in the car. Get in the car. I remember those fights. I packed her bag and everything. I was like, can you let me go to the ballpark?

And she just wouldn't let me go. Get in the car. Get in the car, Tessa. You can't go. Victoria, hi. Hi. Hi, hi. Who were you obsessed with as a kid?

Oh, Peter Andre. Oh, yeah. Peter Andre. It's still hot these days. Remember the rumour that Peter Andre's abs were plastic? Oh, yeah. Remember that? People were like, those aren't abs, they're plabs.

They were gorgeous. Yeah. My friend Sharon told me a story about Peter Andre that he came to do an in-store at Sounds. Remember Sounds, the record store Sounds? Yes. And he did it with an open shirt, so his abs were out. And just before he went out to sign the autographs,

he did like 50 sit-ups, but he had diarrhea and he pooed his pants and Sharon had to go to Farmers and buy him new undies. That's not a true story. Are you still obsessed, Victoria? No, not obsessed anymore. Not after that story. No, it is. Alicia, hi.

Hi. Hi. Who did it for you? Alicia, who were you obsessed with? Ricky Martin. He is a hot man. You and Bree's mum. Don't even get my mum started on him, Alicia.

I'll tell ya. At my 21st, I was that drunk and I ran out in my bra and knickers into the crowd of people and was like, I love Ricky Martin! Happy 21st to you, girl!

Well done! Everyone's like, cool, is it time for speeches? Deanne, hi! Hi! Hi guys! Who was it time for speeches Deanne Hi Hi Hey guys Who was it for you Deanne It was Guy Sebastian

Oh yeah No way He's on the show today Deanne We're talking to Guy Sebastian Just after 4.30 I know I'm so excited Yeah right

Amazing Deanne That's so cool I know Was it Aussie Idol Guy Sebastian That got you hooked It was it Aussie Idol guy Sebastian that got you hooked? It was totally Aussie Idol. Yeah. Go to the fro. And he had the fro and angels brought him here. Yeah.

Oh, God, this show is for you tonight. Did you? It sounds. I met him, yeah. He got a signing and things like that. It was amazing. And was he lovely? He's always lovely. He was so lovely. Yeah, that makes him even more desirable. Yeah, right. Let's finish with Cody. Hey, Cody. Yeah, that makes him even more desirable. Yeah, right.

Let's finish with Cody. Hey, Cody. Yeah, hey. How's it going? I was obsessed with Harry Potter. I can tell from your voice. Yeah, no, that makes sense. When I was younger, I was probably like eight maybe,

I went into the bathroom and carved a scar into my fucking, oh, sorry, my forehead. Cody. Cody, I was enjoying your story so much and now I have to. Cody. Promise you won't swear again, okay? I won't swear again. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Yeah, a lot of people were obsessed with Harry Potter. Hang on, that swear word overshadowed the bigger issue of this. You carved a Harry Potter scar on your forehead. Is it still there? Nah, it's not still there, but that's still my old lady's favourite topic at the dinner table. Are you low-key gutted that the scar isn't still there?

Yeah, I'm pretty low-key gutted. It doesn't hurt, eh, when evil's near. Hey, Cody, you could get a Harry Potter tramp stamp. That'd be good. Or just straight on my forehead, eh? Just red ink straight on my forehead. Hey, Cody, you could get a Harry Potter tramp stamp. That'd be good. Or just straight on my forehead, eh? Just red ink straight on my forehead. You should get a little broomstick, a little Nimbus 2000 tattooed on your inner thigh,

and then it would be like you're riding a broomstick. Oh, mate, that's actually not a bad idea. Yeah, I thought it was a good idea. Let us know if you go through with it, Cody. Bree and Clint. I just want to mention one person on the text machine that everyone has been saying they were obsessed with as a kid. It was Jonathan Taylor Thomas from Home Improvement.

Do you remember the laugh? No. You don't remember the Steve Allen laugh? Oh, I thought you meant Jonathan Taylor Thomas' laugh. No, no. Go on, do the laugh. No, I can't do it. No, how does it go?

You go... We can't do it. I don't know. Brian Clint. What? From iHeartRadio. This is... The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, yesterday evening, late yesterday evening New Zealand time, the sad news about Naya Rivera from Glee's disappearance broke. What's the latest on that story in Hollywood now? Yeah, here's the latest on that story in Hollywood now? Yeah, here's the latest. It's gone from a search mission to a recovery mission, is what they're now calling it. So she has not been found.

More details have come forward. They've gone through video camera footage and confirmed that just her and her son went out on this little boat at 4 o'clock yesterday. And it appears that she went for a swim. When the son was found asleep in the boat, there was an empty life jacket in the boat as well. So he was wearing one, and there was a second one in the boat. They've scoured the river, the lake, sorry,

and they have not found anything, and now they have essentially assumed that, unfortunately, she's passed away. It's just a really, really sad story and it's got everyone in Hollywood talking about it. This story's really rattled me because I watched that show for a long time. Glee?

Yeah, Glee for a long time and she was quite an influential character because of who she played on the show and if you've watched Glee, she was a big, big main character on the show. So it's quite horrible and hard to wrap your head around that this is now, you know, in the line of other few actors and actresses on the show that have been going through hard times.

And passing away as well. And passing away. Yeah. So it's a really hard story to wrap your head around and really horrible. She was only 33 and she had a four-year-old son. And she's been going through a lot of hard stuff in the last couple of years, though. Yeah, Dean, is it true she separated from the child's father recently? But he's still around, right?

So he's still on the scene? Yep, he's still on the scene. I think they divorced late last year. I think it was. And, yeah, of course, they've got the child together. And, yeah, this is the latest in the Glee. I don't know. It's just sad what happened to so many of the cast of Glee.

Like, it's very hard to understand. It's like some sort of curse, some sort of Glee curse going on. Yeah, my heart goes out to her family, her son, and everyone close to her. If you or if someone else around you is struggling, you can call Lifeline 0800 543 354. Yeah, and remember you can text 1737 at any time if you need help as well.

That's free. That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Free in Clint. We're playing Friday. No, what? We're playing Friday. No, what? We're playing Friday what? Playing.

Friday Okie is just after five today. Yeah, but what are we playing? Friday Jams. Friday Jams. Till Friday Okie. Yes. And it is Friday. God, what a tongue twister.

Right? What a tongue twister. Takes a professional to do this job. It does. Takes a lot of experience. Did you do your red leather, yellow leather? Red lorry, yellow lorry. The tip of the teeth and the tongue of the tongue.

What's another one of those? Unique New York. Anyway, this is Shanta. We're going to get into some more Shanta. It's the best and worst Shanta of the week, compiled by producer Ben. It's called The High Low. Previously with ZN's

Brie and Clint. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Brie and Clint's highs and lows. All the high points of the week and unfortunately the low points of the week. This week we announced we're going on tour. Brie and Clint, Friday Oki Live. That's right, we've passed our COVID test and we're going on tour with

Friday Oki Live. Oh yeah, our most popular and most hated segment is going on tour with Friday Oaky Live. Oh yeah, our most popular and most hated segment is going on the road. So off the back of that, we decided to have some fun with a high note challenge. My Friday Oaky. I want to hear the piss. Get out of my thing.

Here we go. Hey! Hey! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Right on the money. Right on the money.

There we go. Good luck. Hey! She's off. I think you started a bit early and finished a bit early. Way too early. Chloe, welcome to the show. Good luck, okay?

Peace, Dad. Bring it home, Chloe. Chloe's Friday Okie warm-up. Pretty good, Chloe. Pretty good. Let's get a man on to give it a go. Hi, David. G'day, David.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Do it for the lads. Here we go. When you're ready, all right? Hooray! Pretty good, Dave. Let's finish with Holly.

Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. How you going? How you going? You're our last warm up so clear your throat and show us what you can do.

She's got it. She's got it. It's pretty good. This week Brie got her hands on some very interesting information about the Backstreet Boys. Some would say an exclusive. Others would say definitely not real. I saw that AJ, which is obviously one of the Backstreet Boys, he was talking on TikTok about when they were recording that song.

Yeah. And something that went down when they were recording. Take a listen. Howie was in the vocal booth. He was singing his harmony, his ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Literally, Howie broke wind right in key, right on the beat. No, we actually have found the part of the song. I don't think you can hear anything, but we'll play it anyway.

You take a listen to see if you can hear anything. Well, I think... Do you think it was the last one? I think you can slightly hear something, but that's when it alerted me to the fact of other Backstreet Boys songs. Right, OK. Yeah, so this is crazy. Take a listen to the very popular Backstreet Boys song,

I Want It That Way. Might have slipped past you. How have I never heard that? Crazy how you miss it, right? I thought surely it can't be in another one of their songs. What about the most popular song ever from the Backstreet Boys, Everybody? Oh my God, we're back again.

Yeah, so that was more subtle, isn't it? And finally this week, I thought it'd be rude not to include Bree's favourite phone topic this week. Do you leave the price tag on? And yes, it does come with its own jingle. I'm gonna leave the price on! Anyway, we've got some people who have called up who have said that they pride themselves

on getting, you know, really nice gifts for people. And you want to know if they leave the price on. Yes. Jasmine, hi. Hi, Jazz. You're a good gifter. Yes. Do you leave the price on, Jazz?

I'm a half and half. If it's a cheap present, I take the tag off. But if it's expensive, I leave it on just to rub it on their faces. Yes, Jazz. I don't leave the price on. I'm Janine. Hi. Hi, Janine.

Hi. Do you leave the price on, Janine? Unfortunately not. Has there ever been once in your whole life that you've left the price tag on? Yes, I have, by accident. We'll take it. I'll leave the price on.

Kylie, do you leave the price tag on? No, I've never done it. Have you thought about leaving tag on? No, I've never done it. No! But have you thought about leaving it on? No, you can't. I have. Do you have? No, we don't ever say it. I'll leave the price tag on!

Sarah, when you buy someone a gift, do you leave the price tag on? Um, no. I'm going to ask you one more time, Sarah. This isn't live or anything. Sarah, just say yes. When you buy someone a gift, do you leave the price tag on? Yeah, sure. I'm going to leave the price tag on.

And that wraps up this week's highs and lows. See you next time. Thanks, Ben. What a week. I want to do that price thing every week. Do you? Yeah. Might get old, though.

Bree and Clint. I came to the realisation the other day that in my relationship, I take care of certain things and my partner takes care of other things. Yeah, right. And I'm talking about, you know, jobs, life admin, stuff like that. Special jobs. And there's never been a conversation around it. It's just kind of, that's where it's fallen. I believe that in a harmonious relationship, often there's not a conversation. You just know your strengths and you play to them. Yeah, right.

Because often you'll know your weaknesses too. So you over flex in the things that you're good at. Or the things you really don't like. Or the things you really don't like. Yeah, like if you know you're not good at cooking, then you make sure that dishwasher is empty and clean any time that thing is opened.

That's the key. That's the key. I totally agree. Well, that all rhymed. So what's yours? Do you know what your jobs are? Can you explain that? I think so. I think my jobs, and this is going to sound like I really don't do much, I'm the technology person in our relationship. So I'm setting up the Wi-Fi and the TV and the apps on the TV

or putting streaming a show from my laptop to the TV in the bedroom. Have you set the timer on the heat pump? I do all that, yeah. So I'm the technology person. So I do a lot of that. So you know what you are? You're CTO. What's that? What's CTO? Chief Technology Officer. Great. I like that title. I encourage you to use these titles because Lucy and I have got them too. And they're very empowering. Okay, good. Okay. So that's your job. What's your partner's job?

I'd say she's more the washing of the clothes. Yeah. She does that more often than me because she does a better job. They always just smell better. Yeah. And she definitely is the vacuumer. Yeah, okay. And also she – oh, no, I clean the bathroom. Your job's much more glamorous than hers, but that's okay. She needs a title too.

Yeah. She is operations manager, okay? Right. Because that's the key stuff that keep the household moving needs a title too. She is operations manager. Okay? Right. Because that's the key stuff that keep the household moving. Okay? She's good at it. Because you can't actually survive without technology.

Those day-to-day things that she's doing. Can't survive. Can't survive. Yeah, she's more important than me. I agree with that. What about you and your relationship? In my relationship, I'm the money guy. I make sure the bills get paid. Right.

I make sure the accounts balance out. I make sure we're keeping our head above. You're the accountant. I'm the CFO. Chief Financial Officer. But yes, if you want to reduce me down to accountant, that's fine. Nothing wrong with an accountant. Lucy, my wife. Yeah, what does she do?

She's a creative. Baby maker. Yep. Very important job. Excuse me, I helped make that baby. Okay. She did most of the work. She did most of the work, but I had an important... She did nine months. I had an important 90 seconds, okay, in that process.

Okay, and without me, it wouldn't have happened. She's creative director. She's in charge of anything stylistic. Aesthetics. Anything aesthetic. If we want to get a new... If we want to get anything for the house... She's on the case.

It has to be approved by her. I can suggest something, but it goes through an approval loop and it goes through my wife. The big one for me, I think, in a lot of relationships is the taking out of the rubbish. Oh, that's my job. That's your job? Yeah.

Yeah, right. See, that job there, I feel like there's a real line drawn in the sand. Yeah, that's my job. It's either one person or the other. Yeah. You know? Yeah, but I don't cook. Yeah.

Often. I don't cook often. I don't cook very often. Rarely. Yeah, but I do all the bins. I do. I do. Oh, no, I believe you.

I do. I don't even know if Lucy knows where the bins are kept at our house. And nor should she because it's my job. I just think it's funny that you think taking the bins out is the same amount as her cooking you an amazing meal and lunch every day. Hey, she doesn't cook me lunch. I know it's not the same amount of effort, but the bins at our house currently contain pooey nappies.

So bear that in mind when you're judging me. Thank you. No, I'm just saying you're smart. I would definitely rather be on the bins. Are you on the bins? No, well, I live in a flat with a lot of people. So who does the bins? Anyone.

Yeah, right. Anyone. What a cop out. So I can't comment on that part. Have you done the bins? In the three months that you've lived there Have you done the bins? It's been two months

And have you done the bins? No That's eight rubbish cycles I have not People in my flat are so good It's seriously This is the thing This is the problem

Someone's the bin person You just don't know who it is Well I've seen the boys do it every now and then But they're like panthers Even when we do dinner They're the cleanest flat I've ever lived with Good that's what you want

I get up to clean stuff And I'm like Where's my bowl They're like It's in the dishwasher And I'm like What That'll wear out

As soon as they stop Seeing you as a guest That's gonna stop Yeah probably What are your jobs In your relationship What are the specific jobs You and your partner have each

So you know your domain And you stick to it What's theirs What's yours And is there reasons why What are the specific jobs you and your partner have each? So you know your domain and you stick to it. What's theirs? What's yours? And is there reasons why? We want to hear from you. 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Or you can text us on 9696. What is your specific relationship job? Maybe you're just really good at it. Like me and the bins. You're so good at the bins. Bree and Clint. What is your specified job in your relationship? Yeah, you know your job. You're good good at the bins. Bree and Clint. What is your specified job in your relationship? Yeah, you know your job, you're good at it,

you do your job because you know what's good for you. What's the thing you bring to the relationship that you're owning? Clint's the bins man. I'm more than the bins man. Well, I mean, that's one of your main jobs. I'm also the bookkeeper. Oh yeah, you're the bookkeeper. I'm also head of vacuuming.

Are you? Yeah. That's good. Oh yeah. Vacuuming's my passion.keeper. I'm also head of vacuuming. Are you? Yeah. That's good. Oh yeah. Vacuuming's my passion. I'd love to be head of vacuuming. My partner doesn't trust me with the melee. Oh, right. Anyone who has a melee. And I just suck up anything. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really

worry about it. Anyone who has a melee would not trust anyone else with their melee. Yeah, they're always like, hands off my melee! If I know melee people, they're quite anal. Like I sucked up a Barbie doll head and then it was game over. No way, melee. Charlene's here. Hey, Charlene.

Hey, Char. Hi. What are the jobs in your relationship? My job is money, but I don't work. You don't work. Right. No. So you manage the finance. He generates No. So you manage the finance.

He generates the income and you manage the finances. Yep. He doesn't even have a bank card or a wallet or like a phone pay, nothing. You are the money keeper. Let me guess.

He's perfectly happy with that. He doesn't want to deal with it. Doesn't want to deal with it. Yeah, I like it. He doesn't even like question it and he'll be like, he won't even know if we're like running low and he'll be like, he won't even know if we're like running low.

He'll be like, can we buy this? And I'll be like, huh? And he's like, oh, okay, next time. Charlene, do you ever sit him down

and put glasses on and you're like, huh, we found a few discrepancies and just, you know, be real serious? Nope.

She wouldn't because he doesn't have a bank card. So if there are any discrepancies, that'd be Charlene's fault. So she's definitely not sitting him down and telling him about it. She wouldn't because he doesn't have a bank card. So if there are any discrepancies, that'd be Charlene's fault. So she's definitely not sitting him down and telling him about it. She's done it. Because it's her discrepancy.

Thanks, Charlene. Kathy, what are the jobs in your relationship? We have very clear roles. I'm inside and he is outside. He does need to be told when to work outside, though. Oh, he needs to be told? Yes, but he will do it. Okay.

That seems like, let me just ask Cathy, do you think that's a 50-50 split? Oh, absolutely not. I definitely stuffed up when I played wifey when we first got together. Yeah, good point. Although, it's much tougher for his area of expertise in the winter

months, you know? Yes, I'm not going to lie, the lawns are a little long at the moment. He is falling short on his heart, but it's definitely an inside-outside role. I feel like there's a lot more upkeep on the inside role. Do you make him sleep outside as well? Yeah, he's got a little hutch out there. Is he an inside or an outside husband?

He definitely prefers to sit out there and smoke, and he will have multiple smokes with those to stay out of my area. Yeah, he's like, I'm in my place of work. Leave me alone. Phillip's here. Hey, Phillip. Hey, Phillip.

Hi. What are the job roles in your relationship? Oh, well, my wife is the renovation visionary in our relationship and I tend to be the one that has to complete those visions. Right, I got it. So she is the,

again, creative director like my partner and then delegates the jobs to you, Philip. Are you the project manager or is she the project manager

as well? No, I'm just the muscle really. You're the muscle. I just do as I'm told and happy wife, happy life. You're hired labour.

Yeah, I feel like you've got the raw end of that deal, Philip. The good thing about being hired labour is when I'm painting though, it's quite therapeutic. Yeah. You've got radio feel like you've got the raw end of that deal, Philip. The good thing about being hired labour is... When I'm painting, though, it's quite therapeutic.

You've got the old radio playing, you've got good music, you know, you can kind of get into the zone. Oh, yeah. What station are you listening to in there? Yeah, what station? When you're painting, what station are you listening to when you're in there? Oh, only ZM.

Yeah, what is it? We're tuning into... Yeah, right. Can we find something for Philip? Thank you. And Ra. Kia ora, Ra. Hello, Ra. Can we find something for Philip? Thank you. And Ra. Kia ora, Ra. Hello, Ra.

Hello. What are the job delegations in your relationship? So I am the navigation specialist. That's your job title? That is my job title. Perfect. And I am also the culinary arts executive. Ooh, I like it.

That's right. I make sure the kitchen flows with the food that they need to get. Culinary arts expert is the one who cooks. That's such a fancy term for it. I like it. Yeah, if it's your job, you can make up whatever term you want. Oh, true. Like your partner. She's head of suction.

More ways than one. And Ra, what's your partner's job? My partner's job is to maintain finance. Oh, yeah. So she is the bookkeeper? Yeah, beautiful. She is the bookkeeper. She has hold of all of the finances, her and I.

Yeah, that's good. You know your roles and you're sticking to them. I appreciate that. I like the fancy names. I need to go back to the drawing board. What would the bin, the person taking the bins out be called? What's a fancy name? Sanitation.

You're ahead of sanitation. The smelly, smelly pew-pew taker out of it. What would the person taking the bins out be called? What's a fancy name? Sanitation. Head of sanitation. The smelly, smelly pew-pew taker-outer. Yeah, that or groundskeeper Willie. You can choose. Better than being head of suction. Yeah. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime,

a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone, I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime, grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge.

Time is waiting You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second One second Look at me Look at me Believe in yourself Okay

You can do this You have the ability to win Why are you looking at producer Ben? I'm looking at you Because I know that you're not backing yourself this week. This is our segment where we go head to head, guessing songs, and whoever gets three correct first wins on behalf of a listener. Okay. Let's talk to Bronwyn first.

Hey, Bronwyn. Hi, Bronwyn. Hello. Hi. Who are you backing today? Who do you want to play Friday Oki for you? Clint, please. Oh, that's not going to help the self-esteem.

Thanks, Bronwyn. Thanks for that. She's like, bro, self-esteem's not my problem. My car needs gas. Alright, now that I know I'm playing for Andrew, I've got to step this up. I've got to do my best. I'll try my best, Andy. Good on you. I appreciate it. Alright. Okay. Let's get

into it. Producer Ben pushes the buttons and new member of the team, producer Anastasia, runs the game. Yep. You guys, all you need to say is your name is your buzzer, and we're good to go. All right. All right. Play the first song.

When you're ready. Clint. Clint. That's me? Yeah. Journey, Don't Stop Believing. Damn it, that was my one to win. Don't stop believing.

And I forgot to say that this week's theme is karaoke songs. Oh, yeah, great idea. Because of our karaoke tour. Yep. Going on next week. Starting in Auckland next Friday. Next song, please. Please.

I think that was me. All right, yeah, it's you. That's ABBA, Dancing Queen. Correct. One point to breathe. You are the dancing to breathe Next song please Yes I'm going to give that one to Clint

I thought so too I did not think so Spice Girls Wannabe Correct Can you do this If you come to our Friday Okie party Can you do this? If you come to our Friday Okie party, can you do this song alone or do you need four friends? You know?

Is it a solo song? Maybe it's up to your personal circumstances. You can do it alone if you want to do it alone. Are you worried for people who don't have four friends? Huh? Are you worried? Yeah, because I don't have four friends. I'm the exact same.

Yeah. Next song, please. Clint. I'm going to do that to Clint again. Sorry, Brie. That's Bon Jovi, Living on a Prayer. Correct. You know when you know, but you don't back yourself and you're scared?

That was that moment there. Sorry. That's game, and I feel like I get the raw deal. I want to hear the replay. Okay, let's get a couple of replays. No, I'm over it. Hey, Bronwyn, we've got some mobile fuel for you. Congratulations.

Yay, thank you. It's not funny, Bronwyn. No, Bronwyn thinks I got him first. No, Bronwyn, it's not funny. Bronwyn, did I get him first? I'm just very excited. I'm very excited. No, you enjoy the fuel, Bronwyn. I got him first. No, Bronwyn, it's not funny. Bronwyn, did I get him first? I'm just very excited. I'm very excited. No, you enjoy the feel, Bronwyn.

Brie, we're very lucky to have on the show today superstar, trans-Tasman superstar, Guy Sebastian. He's back with a brand new song. It's called Standing With You. I'm standing with you tonight. How are you, Guy? Guy's on the phone now. Hi, Guy.

G'day, Guy. How are you, Guy? We're good. Very well. Guy, beautiful. G'day, Guy. How are you guys? We're good. Guy, beautiful new song from you that you wrote just before lockdown with a really important message. Do you want to tell us a little bit about the song? Yeah, it was like literally before lockdown.

Our Prime Minister started to kind of ramp things up and say, oh, we're going to be shut at the borders soon. And then my brother had led me to this post. One of my cousins, he uploaded this thing about his battle with depression. I read this on the way and then got to this session. And I said to the guy that I was writing, hey, I would love to write something for my cousin. He's going through this thing at the moment and I had no idea.

And we wrote this song and then I went to sing it in the studio for the first time. We were both in tears and nothing. We'd written something that was going to help some people. Yeah, it's a really important message. So good on you for putting it out there. Beautiful segue as well because we need you at the moment, Guy. And we're wondering if you could help us out with something that we're doing. We're about to go on tour around New Zealand with a tour we're calling Friday Okie Live.

We sing on this show. Not well, but we still sing. And we're giving people the chance to come down and sing live with us. And have a bit of fun, win some money. You know, kind of like The Voice, but a real low-budget version. It's like The Voice, but without you. Yeah. You're a coach.

You know good singing. We're wondering if maybe you could help us judge some of the early entries we've had for Friday Okie Live that have come through. I'm excited. I mean, Kiwi, gee whiz. If anyone can sing it, it's you guys. I know, right? So these are real submissions that people have uploaded

who want to come to our Friday Okie Live tour. We need to start culling those. So we want you to be brutally honest, give some good feedback. We need to start culling, though, so we want you to be brutally honest, give some good feedback, because we need to start getting rid of some people. We're going to start with a female entry. Let us know what you think of this. I feel so untouchable

I want you so much That I just can't resist you It's not enough to say that I miss you Doing an Aussie classic that I'm sure you're familiar with, Guy Sebastian. Can you give us maybe a compliment sandwich for that Friday Oki entry? Did I hear a few lyric things? Was there some words that she got wrong a little bit? Quite possibly.

I think she might have, yeah. I would say, if I'm being completely honest, it felt like she was on a treadmill or something. Yeah, okay. Does it sound like that to you guys? Like she's running off to work or like she's in a hurry? Yeah, she's definitely obviously not vocally fit. She was definitely keen to get it over with, I think.

I think so too. But it's important to have work on, so thank you for that. That's good. We'll take that on board. Good feedback. Let's go with one other person. This is a male entry that we've had. Guy, if you're no You're in, then you're out You're up, then you're down Guy, if you, again, if you had to compliment sandwich,

would you go something positive, something to work on, and something positive? Would you keep that person in or would you get them out? I will say, as a compliment, I love their spirit. You know, they're just going for it. We always ask people to commit, but I think sometimes that can be misinterpreted as come out of the blocks full speed,

stay full speed, and don't change speed. And I felt like that person has one gear and that gear is very intense. Yeah. And they probably need to learn dynamics and when to go into full gear. Less is more, Pat. If you had to sum it up in one word,

what would it be? Be brutal. Intense, I'd say. Intense Less is more, Pat. If you had to sum it up in one word, what would it be? Be brutal. Intense, I'd say. Intense. Very intense, yes. Okay, look, hey, this is hugely valuable advice for us. And we say us because that was me and Clint singing. Do you have a good one?

Do you have a good one? No, we've been doing this thing for a year and a half and we don't have a good one. We're not getting any better, Guy. We thought we would get better. We're getting worse. That's how we're going to let... You've got to be a better scout.

I know. Look, if you're free and the Trans-Tasman bubble opens in time, we'd love to have you down for Friday Okie Live, but we understand if you can't make it. Congratulations on the new track. We're going to play it now. It's called Standing With You. Guy Sebastian, good to catch up, man.

Thanks, mate. Thanks, I'll definitely be back When the board is open Thank you mate We'll hold you to that Yesterday on the show It was quite exciting We got a rare glimpse

Inside Bree's personal life When we caught up With one of her ex-boyfriends This is such a piss take, honestly. It's not a piss take. It's true. It's not true. It's some guy you saw on the news.

He crashed a live news cross in Wodonga, Australia, and he's fully chopped and he's got a can of VB in his hands. But there is no mistaking that that is Bree's ex-boyfriend. That's horrible. I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but I've never met him. Here he is. I don't really give a ****, you know. I'm sure he's a lovely guy But I've never met him Here he is I don't really give a f*** You know

I'm in lockdown Mate, mate I live here And you try to lock me out Of Wally Wodonga and Albury How am I supposed to get a cent on it? Bree was with him from 2006 to 2009 That means he would have been like 50 something

And I would have been like 17 They had a one bedroom apartment on the central coast. So that was nice to get to know that part of your past. Okay, yep, fine. Yeah, we dated. I miss him very much. It didn't end well. Good. It's good you can be honest. Today, a new video has surfaced

of Brie as a child. It's doing the rounds on the internet. A video of a song that she was singing. It's her with a guitar. You'll see it. It's going viral. Just know when you see this video,

it's a video of Brie as a child. I don't recall this video. Don't you? How did you get this video? Someone sent it to me. Oh. And they said, this is Brie. And I believed them

because of the lyrical content of the song. Okay. So I believe Brie's about eight in this video. Kind of looks like me. Because it is you. Here is the song that's going viral that Brie's about eight in this video. Kind of looks like me. Because it is you. Here is the song that's going viral that Brie is singing on Facebook. I wonder what's inside your butthole. I wonder what's inside your butthole.

Maybe there's astronauts and maybe there's aliens. All inside your butthole. What's inside your butthole? I always want to know what's inside your butthole? The hit song by nine-year-old Brie Thomas. Can I just say a solid sex on the iTunes charts. I know, it's going up. Slaps. Especially since the remixes have started to drop as well.

Oh, no. So that was a raw file, and it's from her early career, and it wasn't meant to come out yet until it had the final treatment. So I'm proud to be able to debut the official debut of two possible finished versions of Brie's childhood hit song, What's Inside Your Butthole. The first one. What's inside your butthole?

I always wonder. What's inside your Butthole. The first one. Banger! This goes off, man. This is a banger! But, you know, the dance scene isn't for everybody. Some people are more traditional. I need to be universal. Yeah, that's why there's also a rock version. Yeah, so, I mean, text us, 9696, which version do you prefer?

I'm a lyrical genius. And I still wonder what is inside. That guy who you dated missed out, man. If he knew what you were going on to in the future, he seriously missed out. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie.

I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. Chance for you guys

to laugh at our embarrassment Yeah special week this week too because this is the week we announced our Friday Okie live tour So about time you guys got to give it a go

Next Friday the first one goes down in Ponsonby at Little Easy from 7.30 and then next Friday we're going to be in Hamilton

at the bank It's at the bank in Hamilton right? Yeah That's our bank It's at the bank We're at the bank in Hamilton right yeah that's our bank it's at the bank we're at the bank

in Hamilton next Friday no Friday after next and you come down and you sing and you can win $500 cash and we're going

all over the country so in the next half of the mini week so keep an eye out all the details on our Facebook and Instagram pages this week you voted

that we should do Beyonce for Friday okay it's you you're the one I love you're the one I need I was watching This week you voted that we should do Beyonce for Friday, okay. I was watching Homecoming and I was just like, God, she's an inspiration. Yeah, if I was watching Homecoming, I'd go,

that is not the song I want to sing. You know, I don't want to go anywhere near Beyonce. You've dreamed really big. So, you've had 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. So have I. And here they come. These are... Hang on, which one do I push?

They're not... Hold on. Which one do I... Is that how it starts? That one there? I can't see what they're called. Oh, he's got a guess. Well, let's just guess and hope for the best. Should be fine.

Here comes Breeze Friday, okay. Not confident. Honey, honey, I can see the stars all the way from here. Can't you see the glow on the windowpane? I can feel the sun whenever you're near. Every time you touch me I just melt away Now everybody asks me while I'm smiling out from ear to ear They say love hurts, but I know

It's gonna take a little work Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it After fighting through my tears Do you want this to keep going? No. No? What's wrong? Huh?

Is the music even in the background? That's enough. That'll do. That'll do. Are you cutting mine off short? I'll only play that much of mine as well. Do you want more of that? Not really, no.

We didn't pre-listen to these this week. Yeah, it's not good. This is my one. Honey, honey, I can see the stars all the way from here. Can't you see them glow on the windowpane? I can feel the sun whenever you're near. Every time you touch me, I just melt away. Now everybody's at...

This is a special kind of terrible this week. ...ear to ear. But I know, oh, oh... No, cancel it, cancel it, cut it. You're not even going to listen to it. No. Sorry. Sorry, that is not good.

I don't even want to vote this week. I don't. I didn't mind. I didn't mind mine. It was not bad. Did you listen to those before they went to air? Did you listen to those? I did not listen to those before they went.

Did anybody listen to those before they went on air this week? Well, the audio engineer would have. Yeah. Did you guys preview it when you were in the studios? No, we never do because we want it to be

a surprise to each other. Yeah, and it was a surprise. This is not a good look going into Friday Oki Live This is possibly the worst promotion for our Friday Oki Live event. I mean, it is Beyonce.

You know? We've never done this. We've never've never done We've never done this We've never done this before But Friday Oki's cancelled this week Are you cancelling it? I'm cancelling it I'm bidding the whole lot It's a forfeit

Well I'm forfeiting You're welcome to take the hollow victory if you like But I'm forfeiting Friday Oki this week I don't really want people to comment because I'm scared. Good. All right, well, here's a real Beyonce song. Sorry about that. Brianne Clint, ZM.

Brianne Clint. That's to a lever. It's a new song. It's called Hallucinate. Sorry, I've just been regrouping after. What is the single most disastrous Friday Oaky? Something on your laptop's playing. Shush.

It's a real-ass show here this afternoon. Neither of us bought our A-game to the Beyonce song, and we decided to just cut it. We said, no, you don't deserve that. Plus, it's a terrible promotion for our Friday Okie Live. But the bar's incredibly low, isn't it? Well, actually, yeah, I was going to say, it actually probably will make people feel confident enough

because they're like, well, it can't be that bad. It has to be better than that. If you want to win the $500, it has to be better than that. Not hard. What's your opinion on skinny dipping? Are you a skinny dipper? I have done it a couple of times. Are you the one who initiates it?

If there's a skinny dip on the horizon, if you're somewhere that you can skinny dip, is it your idea or is it someone else's? There was a time in my life where I lived in this house that had a pool out the back, and for some reason, every time we'd go out, it time in my life where i lived in this uh house that had a pool out the back and for some reason every time we'd go out it was in my early 20s we'd all come back to my house it'd be a group of us yeah and we just decided that every time we'd skinny dip in this pool yeah nice but it was a small pool oh so you know where you go if you go skinny dipping in the

beach yeah everyone's like you spread out and you spread out and it's dark. Whereas like when you go in like a two metre wading pool, like. And how did you prep? Did you take the clothes off before you got to the pool and come out in a towel so you could quickly drop the towel and jump in the water or? That's not true skinny dipping. What is? If you're doing that. What?

You've got to take your clothes off as you run to the pool. Yeah. Yeah, right. That's the true meaning. And then how do you get out? Do you have a towel on the side of the pool? See, that's where you run into problems. Because I'm not a naked guy either.

Yeah, neither. You and I are the same on this. We're both not super comfortable with the whole naked thing. No. I think usually you just have to be free in the moment and everyone jumps in. I'm so glad you're not a naked person because most radio shows have a naked person.

And that involves doing a lot of naked stuff. I was going to say, who's the naked person on Fletch Ford and Megan? It's Megan. Is it? Yeah, her family is known to be nudists. She's from a naked family. Yeah, she's open about it. She grew up in a naked family.

That's right. And we've talked about naked families too on this show. Yeah. Do you come from a naked family? She does. Yeah. And she loves it. It's all she knew.

Anyway, if naked is your thing, there's a new show. And if you like our man verse, if you like nudity and man verse wild. I know the show you're going to say. I've got the perfect show for you. I've seen it. I've just found it. It's called Naked and Afraid. And it's where they send people into the wilderness to survive,

like Bear Grylls. It's a Discovery Channel show, but the twist is they're completely naked. You know, this show's been going for so many seasons and I'm so surprised that someone hasn't lost something. Oh, like a bit. Yeah. Because I'm telling you, I watched this one episode they were in Africa

where there's like rhinos and elephants and cheetahs and all kinds of stuff and they're all just running around naked. I haven't seen an episode. There's a new season out, Naked and Afraid hashtag twinning season. And there's two- What, they're twins?

Two female Kiwi twins. Oh, no way. On the show this year. And I, like I said, I've never seen it. What does the naked bit add other than the obvious? Is it a pure ratings play? Or is there something about survivalism and the nude that changes it well maybe they think it's you know getting more down

to basics yeah literally but you know what i call bs on i call bs on i think that game that tv show is very unfair yeah if you're a particularly well-endowed woman. Why? Because if you're naked, and I will speak for every other woman listening right now, that if you've got, you know, generous-sized ladies, it's very difficult to run around naked. Oh, so you're saying it – It's unfair.

Oh, right. So the game skews towards the itty-bitty titty committee. Yes. Yeah, right. Or men who don't have to have that support up the top. Like if you need to make a dash... Men who don't have something flapping around down there. Yeah, well, that's a disadvantage too, isn't it?

Why did Gareth get eaten? He's like, there's a lion. Run, Gareth. He's like, it's getting in the way. I can't. Bree and Clint. He's like, there's a lion. Run, Gareth. He's like, it's getting in the way. I can't. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, guys, here we go for a Friday. Needs to be a good one. We'll take these three birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on the 16th. Let's start with Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee.

Hi there. How are you, Renee? So good. How are you? Very good. Heading into the weekend. What's your birthday, Renee? 26th October, 1988. All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 26th of October. And this is your birthday banger. Green Day, American Idiot. Do you like it, Renee? Yeah, very cool. Yeah, very good. That's a good one. I love that song from Green Day. Okay, wait there. Let's go to Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you? Doing just fine. That's good. Good for a Friday. What's your birthday, Emily? My birthday is the 15th of July, 1980.

All right. You were 16 in 1996 on the 15th of July. And back in the mid-90s, this had a number one hit. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Love that. Love that for you. Yes, yes. Great song.

That's a vibe, Emily. Okay, let's go to one more from Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi. Hi. How are you, mate? Good. That's good.

Good, it's Friday. Yeah, I know, how good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 13th of July, 1992. Right, you were. How good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? I think it's July 1992. Right. You were 16 in 2008 on the 13th of July. And in 2008, this had a number one hit.

Tiki Tani. You couldn't escape this song for about five years. Five years? It was everywhere. It was number one for ages. Then it was on all the ads. Seems like it has a good summer vibe, I think. He even sang this song to Art and Matilda on one of their dates on The Bachelor.

Did he? Yeah. They go to a barn and Tiki Tani's in there singing this song. And Art and Matilda are like, what? It was that big. What do you think, Tash? Yeah, it's alright. It's alright, yeah. Yeah, it's alright. It's alright, yeah.

Yeah, it's alright. It's a good song. Does it have the vibes for Friday? Maybe not the vibe for Friday. So it's Bone Thugs or Green Day? It's got the vibe. It's got the, you know, the upbeat kind of-ness. Yeah.

That we need. Yeah. American Idiot. Yeah, right. I was just wondering which one you were going to say. What did you think? No, I was curious about where you were going. Yeah, right. I was just wondering which one you were going to say. What did you think? No, I was curious about where you were going.

Renee, are you there? I am. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on there, but... Renee, you've won, girl. Thankful. You are the champion. Here we go.

Here's the winner of Birthday Banger, Brian Clemson. Don't want to be an American Idiot. Don't want a nation The winner of Birthday Banger, Brian Clemson. Let's get him. Welcome to a new kind of tension All across the alien nation Where everything is meant to be okay Television dreams of tomorrow

We're not the ones who need to follow But that's enough to work you Well, maybe I'm the f***head of America I'm not a part of a redneck agenda Now everybody do the propaganda And sing along to the age of paranoia Welcome to a new kind of tension All across the alien mission Everything is meant to be okay

Television dreams of tomorrow We're not the ones the men will follow Though that's enough to like you So what if being a bad kind idiot One nation controlled by the media Information age of hysteria It's calling out to idiot America Welcome to our new kind of tension All across the alien nation

Everything is meant to be okay Television dreams of tomorrow We're not the ones who make the follow For the thing that's in our game Sit in, bring it, Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Green Day today. No, I'm not happy. You're not happy?

I'm not happy with how this Friday afternoon's going. No, we're in a funk. Yeah, we're in a funk. So, what we're going to do is... You might have just joined us. We're in a funk because both you and I sung the worst Friday Okie that we've ever sung. And we had to cancel it. So we binned it.

And that was your fault and my fault. I thought you were about to say that was your fault. Well, 50% of it was your fault. And 50% was you. And then you didn't. We'll take it on the chin. We'll take it on the chin. Yeah.

Only 50% though. So now we have a decision in life and this is what happens. Okay. Yeah. Proposition me. Yeah. The decision we have to make is do we just, you know, finish out the show for the next hour and a half and, you know, get back on the horse next week or we can get back on right now.

Okay, get me back on the horse right now. Go road. Yes. And let's play the ultimate banger right now, right here on our show. Do you know what the ultimate banger is? No. Okay, I like this. But.

We crowdsource it. We crowdsource it. I'm into it. I'm into this. This is what we need to do to fix the mood. Yeah. If you're listening right now and you know the song that really does it for you, it it. I'm into this. This is what we need to do to fix the mood. If you're listening right now and you know the song that really does

it for you, it has to be good. Yes. It has to be the ultimate. Yes. You can text us right now, 9696. How long is this ad break? You've got three and a half minutes to get your suggestions in. That's it. Three and a half minutes. And we're playing it on the other side of the ads. A decision will be made and we're coming back. We're getting on the horse.

This is positive action. Let's do it. Okay, cool. Help us fix our Friday afternoon. Okay, that's what we're asking you to do. Please help us. The best banger for a Friday. I want you to have Friday in mind.

To 9696 right now. Something to lift us back up going into the weekend. We're going to play that straight after the break. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Okay, welcome back, everybody. Welcome to our, play that straight after the break. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Okay, welcome back everybody. Welcome to our it's like a confession session. We haven't had a good afternoon.

I'm not going into Friday. I'm not going into the weekend with our Friday afternoon being this way. So we're doing a mental reset. We can change it. And we've asked you to help us. We said we need a uplifting Friday banger to take us into the weekend. And our text machine has just received so many messages

that it's malfunctioned. That's not a joke. It's literally like overheated. It now looks like a website from 1993. There's that many text messages coming in. So we appreciate all those. And we did manage to get most of your suggestions and we've pulled out some of our favourites.

I think we've landed on the best one. I think you know what it is and I know what it is. Oh, we're just going to go straight into it. I think we know. I think in our heart of our favourites. I think we've landed on the best one. I think you know what it is and I know what it is. Oh, we're just going to go straight into it. I think we know. I think in our heart of hearts we know. It's a special song to us. It is special. It's the first song we ever played on this show.

And once again, that was suggested by you guys at the beginning of this when we started here on ZM. Mainly to piss Ross off. Yeah, it was for that reason then. And that's why it's special. And today it's for a positive reason. It's to realign our it's for a positive reason. It's to realign our chakras for the weekend.

Going into the weekend, this is for anyone sitting in their car that needs a bit of a boost going into the weekend. Like you and I, Clint. Sing it loud. Sing it proud. Let's do it. It's from a little band called Journey. And the song's called Don't Stop Believing That's what we're going to do this afternoon

Brian Clint's in him Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world She took the midnight train going anywhere Just a city boy Morning raising softy trunks He took the midnight train

going anywhere A singer in a smoky room A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlights, people

There's a muster found in the sunshine Hiding somewhere in the night working hard to get my feel everybody wants a thrill paying anything to roll the dice just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some of all just sing the blues While the movie never ends

It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Looking down the boulevard Their shadows Searching in the night Streetlights, people Living just to find it No shine, hiding People living just to find it But I'm hiding somewhere in the night Don't stop believing

Hold on to that feeling Streetlight people Don't stop believing I'm all alone Streetlights, people That's better. Don't stop believing Thank you everybody and thank you for all your suggestions.

Thank you for your support. Sometimes it's important to call a spade a spade and go, no, you know what, do better, mate. You've got to do better. And then when that happens, you put Journey on a top 40 radio station in 2020. Makes me feel better. Yeah, we had just had a message from Ross Boss too.

His message was, car pie, I approve. So good to have you on board. Keep up the good work, he said also. You're usually such a sad sack as well. So good to have you on board. Keep up the good work, he said also. You're usually such a sad sack as well, so good to hear you've changed your opinion, Ross. Thank you for your support, Ross. Strap in because I've got a repping story for you this afternoon. I like to call it the Karma Expert Level Double Edition.

Okay, the Karma Expert Level Double Edition. I do love some karma and this is just next level. Right. So picture this. A man by the name of Randy Lee, he's a 27-year-old, and Randy made a bad decision. He stole a car. So he stole a Toyota Land Cruiser.

Oh, wow. I wouldn't put it past a man called Randy. I don't mean to generalise. That's being judgmental against Randys. I know some lovely Randys. That's exactly what I'm doing. Yeah. Anyway, a guy named Randy steals a car.

The judge is like, I don't need to hear the details. Lock him up. Well, listen, Randy has jumped in this car and he's on his way. He's driving and the police get informed and they start a chase. They're like, there he is. We've seen the Toyota Land Cruiser. That's Randy. That's our man.

We're going to chase him. Let's get him. So they're in pursuit of Randy who's stolen the car when unfortunately for Randy he has crashed into another car. Oh, no. Which turned out to be a woman by the name of Kristen Bay, who was a 25-year-old lady who had also stolen the car that Randy had hit. No.

Can you picture this? Randy steals a car. Kristen also stolen a car. Yeah. They then hit each other. And she wouldn't have been running too. There's two conflicting car stealing techniques there. She's like, steal it, drive calmly and quietly.

Exactly. Randy's like, pedal to the floor. Randy's got to get out of here. Just get out. And neither option has worked out. Okay. So they hit each other. Anyway, they've hit each other, which in turn has led to both of their arrests.

The cops have caught both of them and they're pretty proud of themselves, the police. Apparently, one officer commented and said, none of them have ever heard of this happening before. They've made police history. Two for one. Two for one.

Two birds with one stone, which is a pretty big achievement. And I like to think that this might be the whole end to that show, How I Met Your Mother. Oh. Yeah, fair enough. Sorry, I was really reaching for that joke. I've got to be really honest with you. I haven't seen How I Met Your Mother, so I just laughed to make you,

because I wanted to support you. There'll be someone listening out there who would really appreciate that joke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was laughing for them too. Okay, good. I haven't seen lonely people in crowded places. Brie and Clint. You and I, Brie, I was laughing for them too. Okay, good. Brie and Clint. You and I, Brie, both are massive indoor plant fans, aren't we? God, I love it.

Yeah. Yeah, I love spending, you know, just 20 minutes to an hour and a half watering my indoor plants on a weekend. You're over watering. Am I? It's taking you that, girl, you're over watering. No, you don't know how many plants I've got. True. But if you are over watering, good news, I've got a hack for you.

Excellent. I've got an indoor plant overwatering hack. And this is going to save a lot of people. Because while you are. Mainly water. While you're. No, it won't save any water, actually. Why?

Because. It's a hack. Yeah. If you've overwatered. Yeah. Then the water's already in there. It's not coming back. But I can tell you how to save the plant

Okay Oh Alright I see Makes sense Bree doesn't actually have any plants That was a big ruin Yes I do

What have you got? They're fake Yeah right Bree doesn't have any plants My other flatmates have real plants Yeah and you're not allowed anywhere near them That's right Okay

So an Australian woman called Empress Irie Who sounds like someone who would have a lot of indoor plants, doesn't she? That sounds like a gemstone. It does. She's come up with a solution after overwatering one of her hoyas. I don't know what a hoya is, but that's that plant I told you the other week sold for $6,000. Oh, it's one of those. One of those.

I don't know what they are, but I imagine if it's that valuable, you don't want to overwater them. You can buy them on the black market now. Yeah, they come in rolls of tinfoil yeah you get a little 20 bucks for a little bit of bit of hoya aloe vera is way less way less expensive chloe swarbrick's looking to legalize hoya at the upcoming election there's a referendum on it um anyway this works for all plants not just for hoyas if you overwater them so if you overwater them. So if you overwater any house plant, the solution, according to Empress Irie, to saving your plant is whack a tampon in. What?

Yeah, whack a tampon in the soil. Oh, because they're so absorbent. Yeah, so she's got a tampon, and while it's still firm, I know very little about tampons, but while it's still, you know, while it's still... Yeah, hard. Hard? Hard's the right word., you know, while it's still. Yeah. Hard. Hard?

Hard's the right word. Then you can drive it into the soil. And then once it's in the soil, you just leave it. And then a couple of hours later, it's done what tampons do best. And it's sucked all up. Plus, if you've put it in rounded end down, you can just use the rip cord to pull it out. And bada bing, bada boom. Works the same.

Works the same. Yeah. Essentially Works the same. Works the same. Yeah. Essentially works the same, right? Yeah, it wouldn't work the same if you put pads on the top of the pot plant. No, it would. It just wouldn't look as good. No, it wouldn't. It would be much harder to hold.

You know they used a pad on my knee when I scraped at playing softball one time? Did they? Yeah, they ran out of other stuff in the medical kit and they go, that's fine, we'll just use a pad. Was it bleeding that much? Yes. I needed to switch out pads halfway through. ZM, Spree and Clint.

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