ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 11th 2018

Episode Date: July 11, 2018

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Turn that light off! Show commencing in five... The baby's crowning and you've got to shoot that eight pound watermelon out! And we're away. Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing. Three. Jazzy, huh? Two. Sexy.

One. Three. Caw-caw! And Clint. On CDM. Kia ora whanau. Heyo! Two minutes after four o'clock, Brie and Clint.

We're your brand new drive show home. How long are we the brand new show for? I think a little while. Until there's another new show. Well, how long is a new car a new car for? Like if I got a car, I wouldn't be old after a week. Until you put a dent in it. Come over here, I'll put a dent in you.

I just used the ZM toilets. Oh no. And shared a toilet with a non-hand washer. I don't know him. I don't know who he is. But he walked in at the same time as me. And I even held the door for him on the way in. And I was like, oh, good day, mate.

Bit of toilet chat. Did our business. And then as we were leaving, I was there washing my hands. He makes a beeline for the door. No eye contact. Head down, straight out the door. No hand wash. What? And you were there? Yeah, I was there washing my hands. He makes a beeline for the door. No eye contact. Head down, straight out the door. No hand wash. What?

And you were there? Yeah, I was there. So there was witnesses. Yeah, he saw me at the hand basin. He knows that I know. What a rebel. What an absolute lunatic. I'm just glad I didn't catch him on the way out. Hey, we have your chance to win more money today at 5 o'clock with the International ATM.

Thanks to GrabOne, it's back. You can win cash just by picking the currency you would like. Plus, we're going for a bit of birthday banger redemption today. If you missed it yesterday, Ross Boss got in the way. He stopped Celine Dion. My heart will go on. I want to make a promise that it won't happen today, but I just don't know what's going to happen yet.

We're going to play that just before 5 o'clock. Quarter to 5 if you want to make a promise that it won't happen today, but I just don't know what's going to happen yet. We're going to play that just before 5 o'clock, quarter to 5 if you want to play with us. Next, though, we asked you how long or what you would give up instead of your phone, and we got some bizarre answers. People were giving up their toothbrush, shampooing their hair. Food, water. Yeah, next, I want to flip the question and go, would you actually pay to go somewhere where you can't use your phone?

People are doing it, and I want to see if you're interested next. Zed Sharon, and happier. Four after four, Zed M. Brie and Clint on Zed M. Yesterday we talked about what millennials would give up rather than their phone.

And we found out on this show that listeners of the Bree and Clint show would rather go without liquid for 48 hours. Food for a week. Human contact. Remember that guy who said he would rather not talk to anybody for a fortnight than give up his phone? Adult activities. Now there's a new concept. It's called a digital detox holiday where people are actually paying to go places where they can't use their phone. I think this is a great idea. They're paying to put themselves in a situation

where the choice is out of their hands. So no Wi-Fi? No Wi-Fi. No cell phone reception. Is there Netflix? Good point. I don't know about that. I think it's more about disconnecting yourself from social media. Because that I'm about. No Netflix. No thanks. Yeah.

I'm not 100% sure on that one. Maybe they've blocked all social media sites, but they've just left the Apple TV in the room. I don't know if they can though. Because if you're an addict and you've had to put yourself on a digital detox, you probably need zero connection to the internet because otherwise you'll find a way. I was going to say. You'll find a back door within whatever the streaming box is

and before you know it, you'll be on Tinder in your hotel room. That was a full-on sentence you just said. Do you think you could do it and would you do it? There was a couple of years ago when i actually kind of did it without realizing it and i went on a holiday one of my friends said oh do you want to come on this holiday with a bunch of us girls a girls trip and there was eight of us next minute i rock up her family owns a yacht and we had our own skipper i know relatable right i was gonna say

who's this friend? I'd never been on a boat before and I was like, what is going on? Anyway, we were sailing around some islands just off the coast of Queensland and we had no reception, no phones, no TV, nothing, no technology. In that situation, you'd want to hope that they were good chat, the people on the boat. We had alcohol though, so, you know, everything was fine.

Oh, everyone's good chat with a bit of that. It was good. Good, good, good, good. When do you think would be the best time to go on one of these digital detoxes? Because I think that this is perfect for people who have just had a breakup. After a breakup's the best.

Then you can't go and stalk their Facebook page, you can't get jealous of anybody they're talking to on Instagram, and you can't accidentally contact them when you're drunk. You're not tempted. Plus, it puts you in the driver's seat because when you get back from your week away,

how good would it be if you get back and there's like 10 messages from them and you go, someone got a bit desperate, didn't they? I had the self-control to not reply. May as well reply now. Here we go. Let's do a big old binge. Plus, the other bit is if you go on a digital detox holiday,

you can't post any photos. And if you don't post holiday photos, were you ever really on holiday? Yes, you were. That's not the point. Worst time to go on a digital detox holiday is when you first start seeing someone. Oh. And you know where it's really fun. You text back and forth.

Yeah. That'd be so fun. Because they'll either think that you don't like them or you're dead. Yeah, they're the two logical things. Well, she either hates me or she's dead. Either way, dead to me. Avocado fans, listen up because there is hot, hot avocado news that has just broken. I saw an avocado for the price of $8 the other day.

Well, listen up, baby, because I'm about to blow your mind. What, are we landing on the avocado moon? What's happening? Please welcome to the world the Evozilla. That was timed perfectly, Clint. Produced in Boongandara in central Queensland. Oh, yeah, Boongandara. Do you know Boongandara in central Queensland. Oh yeah, Boongandara. Do you know Boongandara? Show me the name.

Bungadara. Oh, Bungadara. Bungadara. Do you know where that is? Nah. The avozilla weighs in at 1.8 kilograms per avocado. That's bigger than my head.

Just to give you some perspective, the average avocado? Yep. 170 grams. Oh, my God. The avozilla The Evozilla is enough to create nine bits of smashed Evo on toast from just one half of an Evozilla. What? My mind is exploding right now.

Plus, it's only $12. Where can I buy it? Well, unfortunately, it's only available in Australia. Bree and Clint on ZDM. Look, Clint, I've had a massive dilemma over the past 24 hours, and that dilemma is do I pay for car insurance, which is going to cost me $900, or do I buy the chic leather jacket that I

really want for $800 and save myself a hundred bucks I feel like you are doing this intentionally to wind me up I'm not I've got my tax back from Australia got some money back and I thought what do I do with this money? Really need a leather jacket. Kind of also need car insurance, but don't really. How long have you been in the country? Six months. I have been pestering you since you got here to insure your car. Because, because.

Yeah. You don't believe you're going to have an accident because you think you're a good driver. I'm telling you, other people will hit you. I barely use my car. I'm telling you, other people will hit you. I barely use my car. I'm willing to walk. I will walk from to and fro and I will look good because I'll be wearing my cute leather jacket.

What if someone steals your car? That's a good point. I didn't think about that. I've got a few reasons why I think I should buy the leather jacket. How much is the jacket? $800. $800 for a leather jacket? It's a splur How much is the jacket? $800. $800 for a leather jacket? I know it's a splurge, but guess what?

$800. It's an investment piece. I'm going to own this jacket for the next 10, 15 years. I guarantee you buy that leather jacket, you're sick of it in 18 months. No, I won't be. There's no guarantees that if I get the car insurance that I'll ever use it. So with the leather jacket, I know that I'm going to wear it every day. What kind of logic is that?

I'm going to wear it all the time. So you know you're going to get your money's worth. Also, people will respect me more. Why? Because I'm wearing a cute leather jacket. Because you're an uninsured idiot in an expensive jacket. I'll also be motorbike ready in any situation. You don't have a motorbike. You don situation. You don't have a motorbike.

You don't even know how to ride a motorbike. What if some hot individual rolls up and they're like, oh, jump on the back of my motorcycle. And I'm like, I can't. Don't have a leather jacket. Here's another bit you haven't thought of. And this is what I didn't think of when I bought a leather jacket. Do you know if you look any good in a leather jacket?

Yeah, that's a really good point. Because I bought one without trying it on. I look like I'm trying to be the guy out of Grease. Ross from Friends when he got stuck in the leather pants. Yeah. So there's another consideration. Whereas you'd look fantastic with car insurance.

Well, I'd look the same. I know it's boring. And I know the thing that I'm advocating is boring. But trust me, I've had three accidents in my car this year. And that's not because I'm a bad driver. Ask me how many I've had. I don't care. Zero. Zero. I asked people on my Instagram. Over 3,000 people

have voted. 36% say car insurance and a whopping 64% say get the leather jacket. Because they want to see the leather jacket. They don't have your best interests at heart. They just want to see you make dumb decisions for Instagram. If you could see the leather jacket that I want, oh your best interests at heart. They just want to see you make dumb decisions for Instagram. If you could see the leather jacket that I want, oh, it's nice.

This is what I'm going to do. Because you're not listening to me. You won't hear me out. And that's fine. Sorry, what did you say? If that's the relationship you and I have, that's fine. I want to take this out of your hands. I want you to give this over to me for a second.

I want to put it out to New Zealand. I think the people are going to be on my side. I think the people are jumping on bandwagon, Brie. I think they're coming on board. 0800 dial ZM. We will take a full board of phones and this is the deal. I'll cut you. Whatever the results, that's what you do.

Oh no, they're calling. Be kind, New Zealand. If you saw this leather jacket, you would want it too. Let's just take a quick tester. Let's dip our toe in the water. Cherie, car insurance or leather jacket? You could get both. You could get third-party fire and theft for the car,

which is not a good thing for her. And you could also probably afford to get the leather jacket. Cherie sounds smart. I like Cherie. She won't do it. No, she sounds smart. Cherie sounds smart. I like Cherie. She won't do it. No, she sounds smart. She won't do it. Oh, $800.

I like that. Results are legally binding. Oh, I've never signed anything. Car insurance or leather jacket? Brie and Clint on CDM. Big dilemma, Clint. I'm debating at the moment. Do I get full car insurance for $900

or do I get a chic leather jacket that I really want? That is? $800. Have you ever bought an $800 piece of clothing before? No, never. I think the most expensive thing I own is a $120 pair of jeans. If you had car insurance, like I'm not against. I've got CTP to cover everyone else.

What's CTP? Like where it covers everyone else but not your own car. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you've got that one? Yes. So I've got... I'm not an idiot. Yeah, but you don't have it for your own... No. So if I have an accident, the other car will be covered,

everyone else's car, but not mine. That's helpful. Can I say, I'm not against you having an $800 leather jacket. So you're for the leather jacket? No, if you had all your other affairs in. Do you have house insurance? Yes. Do you not even have your house?

I don't own a house. Do you have health insurance? Yes. I do. I know that you've asked the people to call. And the people are ready. I've said legally binding, full phone list, okay? And whatever the decision is, is binding, okay?

I get that, mate. I've done my own poll. This is what people around the office, this is what they're influencing me to do. Take a listen to this. $900 car insurance or $800 leather jacket. Car insurance. Don't be so reckless.

Get the jacket and then you can just bus everywhere. You don't need a car. Car insurance. And the way you go about it is pay it monthly and get the jacket as well. Sorry, I totally zoned out because that was really boring. Leather jacket. It's great.

The pole's going well. Yeah, I'm split, but my heart's telling me the jacket. Oh, definitely chic leather jacket. Definitely the jacket, Bree. Those people don't care about you. They don't care about your future. Oh, I believe. They don't care.

I believe it was unanimous. Are you ready to start the poll? Leather jacket. Those votes don't count. Here we go. Oh, $800. Did him. Matt.

Oh, no. Car insurance or leather jacket? Well, you know, first of all, Clint, I'm really disappointed in you. I really am. Obviously, your workmate has had some sort of traumatic brain injury. And to think that she needs a piece of clothing. Thank you, Matt. Like, what is...

Matt, I need it. Welcome to New Zealand. We really appreciate you being here. Thank you, Matt. It's cold. Get your priorities right. Woman. And he doesn't use that term lightly. Thank you, Matt. So's cold. Get your priorities right. Woman? And he doesn't use that term lightly.

Thank you, Matt. So you're voting leather jacket then? No, I believe it was leather jacket. Can we mark that down? That's one for car insurance. Sarah, welcome to the show. Leather jacket or car insurance? Jacket all the way.

Yeah, baby. Go away, Sarah. Yes, Sarah. I mean, thank you for calling, Sarah. Philippa? Yes. Come on, thank you for calling, Sarah. Philippa. Yes. Leather jacket or like financially saving life

affirming car insurance. Car insurance. Oh, Philippa. Imagine if you crashed into a $500,000 car wearing your new leather jacket. You're screwed. No, but I've got CTP. I don't know that you do. I don't believe that you do. I'm covered for that. I don't believe that you do. I'm covered.

And my car's a bucket. I reckon you're just saying that you have that because we've had a bunch of texts that say it's irresponsible not to have it. I've got the receipt. I don't believe you. I went with AA. That's who I'm, what's her name, registered with.

And I went with them. I've got the receipt. Oh, she said AA. She must be telling the truth. Thank you, Philippa. Olivia. Hi. Where are we at?

We're at two for car insurance, one for leather jacket. What are you voting for? Well, the unpredictability of Auckland drivers suggests you should really insure your car. But the other side of me is like get the jacket. Do both. Get the jacket and monthly premiums. So you're saying leather jacket. And then do monthly premiums.

I'm okay with that. I can get on board that. Where do we put Olivia's vote? Jacket. Olivia's on board the jacket. She said jacket. It's too all. Say Renee.

Hello, Renee. Hi. Leather jacket or car insurance? Help me out, Renee. I'm going both. I reckon leather jacket and monthly payment. I can do the monthly payment. This is the thing, Renee. For both. And there's people who are going both. I reckon leather jacket and monthly payments. I can do the monthly payments. This is the thing, Renee.

For both. And there's people who are saying both. She won't do it. She won't do it. She'll get the leather jacket because that's the immediate one and then car insurance will go on the too hard pile. You know you saying to me she won't do it will make me do it? Just to prove you right.

Great. Good on me. Yeah, that's awesome. Okay. So Renee said jacket. You get the car insurance first, and then there's a good on you for getting your car insurance. There you go. Then I treat myself. Yeah. I don't even know

where we're at with this poll anymore, but we're going to go to one last call. Sarah, leather jacket or car insurance? Car insurance, seeing as how I had a car accident today. Oh, Sarah. What were you wearing in the car accident, Sarah? A padded jacket.

Would you have rathered a leather jacket, though? No, because I had my newborn baby in the car. Oh, see, newborn baby. Is everyone okay, first of all? Is everyone okay? Yeah, everyone's okay. That's the main thing. Okay, you get to decide.

So, Sarah, based on that last vote, I think I've come to a conclusion. I'm selling my car and I'm getting a leather jacket. Brie and Clint on ZDM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Okay, here we go. This is the first time we're doing birthday bangers

since yesterday's controversial disaster when Celine Dion was forcibly removed from the radio by Ross, our boss, Ross Boss. We need to address it because this segment is for the people. We want to get your birthday bangers on the air. That's what it's about. Ross Boss stopped that yesterday. All we can do is push forward and hope that it doesn't happen again.

I mean, it's very early in the lifespan of Birthday Banger as well. Or we can give him some sleeping tablets and put him to bed. Let's give it a go. Jess, hello. Hello, Jess. Hello. Hi. What's your birthday?

14th of November, 96. Okay, Jess, you were 16 in 2012 on the 14th of November, and Jess You were 16 In 2012 On the 14th of November And this was Top of the chart Oh banger Swedish House Mafia Swedish House Mafia

Don't you worry child Good memories with that one From your 16th birthday Yeah Yeah okay And that's good I don't feel like we'll get Taken off for that one from your 16th birthday? Yeah. Yeah, okay. And that's good. I don't feel like we'll get taken off for that one. I like that.

Let's go to Jaylen. Hello. Hello. What's your birthday, Jaylen? The 7th of August, 97. Okay, Jaylen, you were 16 in 2013 on the 7th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, R.I.P. Avicii. Yeah. This is also a banger. Such a banger. Oh, R.I.P. Avicii.

Yeah. This is also a banger. Such a banger. Does this bring back good memories for you, Jalen? Yeah, well, I thought that I was going to get a dumb song

because I liked the first song that played. But no, that's a good song. The birthday banger chooses you. If it was up to you, which would you have? Would you have yours, Avicii,

or would you have Jess's in Swedish House Mafia? I'd have to go Avicii. Yeah, okay, good. I like that. Let's go to the last one for this afternoon. Let's go to Emma. Hello. Hi.

What's your birthday, Em? 23rd of January, 1993. All right, Emma, you were 16 in 2009 on the 23rd of January, and this was Top of the Charts. Woo! Oh, man. What a huge change. Is this the first Lady Gaga track?

First Lady Gaga track. Oh, what a decision we have facing us. Okay, Emma, you need to wait there, all right? Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga? I'm going? Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga? I'm going straight Lady Gaga. This is the first time we've had three fire tracks. The first time we've had three real contenders.

Because normally there might be two and then one that you're like, eh. And the only reason I'm going Lady Gaga is because the other two are kind of similar. Yeah, they're both big electronic dance tracks. I feel like Avicii's still kind of on the playlist, especially since what happened this year. Swedish Housemart people. I'm such a Gaga fan. I'll always go Gaga. Yes, queen!

This one's for Emma. It's her birthday banger. Emma, you win. Yes! Yes, girl. Here's your birthday banger, New Zealand ZM, Brie and Clint.

Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on ZM. Just put the challenge out there for people to guess what has defecated on me. Here's a weird proposition, like a weird question. It's not one you hear every day. Because, I mean, I've had a bird poo on me. They say it's good luck. That's the obvious one.

A bird pooed on you when we were in Melbourne. Dropped on you on one of the laneways as we were going to get a bird. I get pooed on, all right. It happens. You're a poo magnet. I'm a poo magnet. Last night. You're a poo target.

People are writing in on 9696. They're saying a possum. No, wasn't a possum. No. I wouldn't have said possum. A lizard. No. No, not in New Zealand.

Some people said Clint. No, not me. Now I know we're new to knowing each other. I'm not a people pooper. You're not? No. No, not in New Zealand. Some people said Clint. No, not me. Now I know we're new to knowing each other. I'm not a people pooper. You're not? No. It's not something you do in your spare time? It's not my idea of a good time.

I would have guessed differently. You thought I'm a people pooper? Yeah, I would have guessed differently. A glass coffee table kind of guy? Last night, Clint, I was laying in bed and watching a bit of Love Island and I was dozing off and I turned my lights off and I was laying there for about 15 minutes, I reckon, and all of a sudden I felt something wet drop onto my cheek.

And you were indoors. And I'm indoors in my bedroom that I always sleep in, by myself, no one around. Right. And I was like, what the hell was that? Because I don't have a ceiling fan. There's nothing on my roof except for lights. You don't have like an HRV system, like an induction,

nothing like that? No, nothing like that. You don't have a leak? No, there's nothing on my roof that could have dropped. Okay. So, of course, I've turned the lights on to be confronted with a spider. Oh. A spider was sitting directly above my head.

Yeah. And of course, what am I going to think? A spider just pooed on my face. Yeah. Ew. Have you ever heard of that before? I've never heard of a spider pooing. Well, do they poo?

I don't know. Well, surely they have to poo. Or is their web their poo? Yeah, go web, go. Or did it drop like spider eggs onto you? Oh my God. Am I going to turn into Spider-Man? Spider-Woman? Am I going to be Spider-Woman? I don't think so.

Was it a radioactive poo? Did any of it get in your mouth? No. No. Thank God. It was on my cheek. Great. Anybody get the results of that question correct?

No, but there's a lot of ones that I can't read out. Well, it might be time for a fly spray. You okay? No, I feel like I can. Oh, my spidey senses are tingling Fantastic, good work Brie And Clint

Brie has just revealed what it was that pooed on her face She believes spider We got talking and we're like I don't know what a spider poo looks like Do spiders poo? Am I the new spider woman? Is their web their poo? Will I be in the next Marvel movie?

I've got some facts for you And this is where you can confirm or deny whether it was spider poo. Okay. From Google. Spider poo. Spiders excrete thick liquid droppings from their bottom this is bottom opening

which land on the surface below. Slash my face. Spider droppings are a combination of digested food insects and waste products. The droppings are a combination of digested food, insects, and waste products. The droppings look like a pin-sized splat or drips in shades of white, grey, brown or black. So that could be anything. But is that consistent with what landed on your face? Well, I wiped it off before I turned the lights on.

So I don't know what colour it was. So you'll never know. I'll never know. Okay. If I start shooting web out my wrists, then I'll be able to tell. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Clinton.

Brianna. One of my friends sent me an Instagram inbox the other day. Yeah. And it was a video of her kissing a reality TV star from Married at First Sight. Ooh. Juicy. Yeah. And it was a video of her kissing a reality TV star from Married at First Sight. Ooh. Juicy. Yeah. Very juicy.

I have been racking my brain since you said that to try and figure out which one it is. Because who did we have on the show? Do you remember any of them or do we not care anymore? Yeah. I remember Troy. There was Troy. Which one was Troy? There was Troy? Which one was Troy? He was the one that had the weird laugh.

Oh, yeah. Remember that guy? The only ones I remember are Nessa and Dean. Right. Well, let's play some audio and see if you can pick who the guy was that she kissed. I think Davina and I would have been a way better match from the start. Yes!

I don't know why the experts have done what they've done. She said she's going to dress up really nice to impress me, which it turns me on a lot. I think you're amazing. I would like to hang out with you again and I would like to get to know you more. As much as I hoped it was John, the older guy, that she'd hooked up with. My auntie really hooked up with him. I'm glad it's Dean.

Dirty dog Dean. Dean, multiple wives. 39-year-old skateboarding, rapping Dean. Dean, chuck on a flat peak and head down to the boulevard and do some kickflips. Dean. It was so weird too because she's holding out the phone, like blatantly, and he's just given her a big tash on.

So do you think he knows he's being filmed? A hundred percent he knew. And then she sends me some screenshots of them messaging each other back and forth through Instagram and him trying to ask her back to his room. Oh, nice. Mmm, saucy. I mean, not my cup of tea, but he's allowed to do that though, isn't he?

Yeah, of course. I just thought it was- He's not with Tracy. No, he's not with Tracy. I hope he's not with Davina. He's a single guy just living his life. Just doing a quick kickflip, Christ dear, on his way to the pearly gates. I just thought, you know, juicy because he's been on TV and people know who he is.

Oh, mega juicy. Did she put it public? Did it go on her actual Instagram story or did she just DM it to you? She put it on her Insta story. Not the messages back and forth because let me tell you, I can't say some of the stuff on radio. Do you think he does well like with the ladies after being on that? Because this is what I say.

He's been on that show where he was painted as quite a D-bag. Yes. Like he cheated on his wife. Oh, definitely wasn't painted as the nice guy. No, but at the same time he's famous and there's something about being famous that, you know, moths to a flame. Do you think he's an attractive proposition to many people?

I think he'd be doing okay. I feel like he'd be doing all right, mate. Do you have to go to his rap concerts like Tracy did? Yeah, you have to if you want to hook up with Dean. Guys, can we get a little, for when we come back, can we get a little bit of Dean rapping, please?

Thank you. Yeah, I'd love that. I love how producer Ellie goes, yeah, that's nothing. I cuddled Nasa at Dr. Rudy's. Did you hook up with Nessa? No, she gave him a cuddle. Did he inbox you afterwards? Oh, mate, yeah.

He came straight into those DMs. Did he really? He came straight into the DMs. Nessa did. Yeah, and tried to invite me out the next night. Nice get. Did you go? Nah, nah, nah. Bit too old there.

Breeze past that one, did you? We want to ask on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon, have you hooked up with a reality TV star? Oh, were you drawn in by the allure of reality TV? Will take Married at First Sight, Bachelor or Bachelorette. What else is there? I'll tell you what we won't take. Shortland Street?

We won't take Shortland Street, not reality TV. Oh, but they're so hot on Shortland Street. Yeah, but nah, we're just on reality TV. We won't take Rugby Player either, because I've been involved in this before, because you get people going, I hooked up with David Gibson from the Taranaki Under 21s. We will take

Susie Kato hookups though. Alright, we'll take that. We'll take that. Okay, this is one rule I will put in place. Not to put too many rules in there. We're not going to... Alright, fun police. No, no, no. This is safety. Alright.

Just because you don't want to be these people, we're not going to break up any relationships. So... Yes, I agree. If you guys were doing the dirty on anybody

when you hooked up with each other, don't ring us. Okay? Keep that... You've done a diviner, okay? You keep that one to yourself. You've done a diviner. I'm 0 keep that one to yourself. You've done a Davina.

I'm 0800DALZM. Have you hooked up with a reality TV show star? Will we get anyone? I don't know. Would you take Hottest Home Baker? 100%. Brie and Clint on ZDM. So I just told you that one of my friends inboxed me over the weekend

and she's like, guess who I hooked up with? And it's a video of her tashing on with Dean from Married at First Sight. How good. I found his rapping, by the way. Hey, yo, Tracy, my little lady, you're driving me crazy. After last week on the couch, yo, I know you probably hate me, but you gave me your shot. You're so hot, plus your brain is next level.

Come on, show me what you got. We tied the night So good eh So tight I wonder if we can book him for R&V I think I just went into menopause because of that So we've asked this afternoon Have you been attracted by the shine of reality TV

Have you hooked up with a reality TV star This is juicy No Shortland Street We're taking Married at First Sight The Bachelor, Bachelorette What else Great Kiwi Bake Off Juicy. No Shortland Street. We're taking Married at First Sight. Yeah. The Bachelor, Bachelorette. What else? Great Kiwi Bake Off.

Yep. And no breaking up relationships, okay? If you hooked up with someone with a partner, we don't want to know about it. That's a no-no. So let's go to Grace. Hello, Grace. Hi. Who'd you hook up with?

I paged Gary from Geordie Shore. Yeah. Grace. I paged Gary from Geordie Shore. Yeah! Oh, grace! Probably not, like, the pride and joy of my life, but definitely the allure of the fame definitely brought me in. Was that when he was in New Zealand, or did you do it in Newcastle? No, it was when he was in New Zealand. Oh, I was with him.

I think I saw you that night. Which city? Which city? Christ, yes. Oh, that was a big night. Oh, no. That was a big night. Grace, was he a good kisser?

Nothing really to write home about. Really? He should be. He's had enough practice. I know, and I'm sure I was one of many that afternoon. Grace, I don't want you to feel bad. It's okay. Yeah, you were one of many that evening, I believe.

Andrew. Hello, Andy. Hey, how's it going? You got a reality TV show brag for us. Maybe. I'm currently in, you know, like the pre-dating, almost there kind of stages. Oh, this is risky to go and say it publicly then if you're

only at the almost dating. Oh, yes, give it to us, Andrew. I'll get smacked tonight, but I'm currently in the pre-dating stages with one of the gay couple off Married at First Light in Dunes. Oh, the gay couple? Yes. Wasn't there only one? Yeah, that's what I mean.

There's only one. Yeah, well, one of them. Oh, so you're seeing one of the guys. So obviously they're not in a relationship anymore. That didn't work out. Or are all three of you in a relationship? I'll leave that up for you to figure out. Saucy.

Good luck. This is getting juicier than I thought it would. Last one, and I'm sorry, I can't see your name. It's Kate. Kate? Hello, Kate. Hi, how are you? Very well.

What happened, Kate? Give us the juicy goss. So I met this guy on Tinder. I won't say his name, but he's been on my catch and rolls and first dates in Zed. And anyways, the date went all right, and I was like, okay, and I'll invite him back to my house. And then he started following me in and he was carrying a dog carrier cage.

He brought his dog around. What are you doing? And he was like, oh, I've got this new dog and I can't really leave it on her own and stuff. But I was like, okay. And he's like, no, don't worry. She'll just stay in there and she'll just be quiet. And he started to get a bit hot and heavy. And obviously she must have thought, like,

the attention I was giving him, or maybe thought I was attacking him, I don't know, but the whole time this was going on, I was listening to, Oh, that's not nice. little dog in the corner of my room in this cage, and he's like, it's fine, it's fine, and in the end I was like, oh my God,

can we just get this done with, so you can get out of my house and take your dog? Oh my God, he was actually filming a new series. What? Pets and Ladies. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Now, Clint and Roberts, we've established you're a man, I'm a lady, and us as ladies.

Well, we're taking each other on our words with that one. Yeah, I haven't seen. No, that's fine. Happy to believe you. You offered and I said no. I feel like that's inappropriate. I feel like that's a bit too far. But last week we kicked off a segment called hashtag girl problems. Hashtag girl problems.

Where I felt like I wanted to, you know, let the guys in of New Zealand of some of the issues us ladies go through as females. Yeah, okay. Like earlier today I closed my car door on my hair. It got caught in my car door, ripped a ton of my hair out. These are the issues we have. There are some men in Auckland who would experience that problem. Yeah, who have luscious locks.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But I've written down a few, and to make it more relatable for the men of New Zealand, I've gotten some of the guys around the office here to voice those hashtag girl problems for you this afternoon. See if you can relate. Hashtag girl problems. At the end of the day, all I want to do is go home and take off my bra. Hashtag girl problems.

I just managed to brush a three-day knot out of my hair. Hashtag girl problems. When you think you're pulling out a chapstick from your handbag, tampon. Always a bloody tampon. Hashtag girl problems. I imagine you come to that realisation when you rub the tampon on your lips and you go, hmm, they're not moistening

up these lips. Happened to me last week when I was talking to my boss Dean. He thought I was a mental person. Fair enough, I kind of am. I was going to say that wasn't the tampon though. Brie and Clint on ZDM I've got a theory Brie That the key to happiness

Is letting the people name anything That belongs to the people Any piece of public infrastructure Any piece of roading Anything important that requires a name If you let the people do it You are far more likely to get a result that makes people smile. We're talking about Bodie McBoatface.

Bodie McBoatface, the research vessel that they put out there for people to name. They didn't go with Bodie McBoatface. They went with the Sir David Attenborough. Not as good. I love David Attenborough. They've just done it in Sydney as well. One of the Sydney fairies is now Fairy McFairyface.

Love it. It's happened again. And is now Fairy McFairyface. Love it. It's happened again. And this time the council has followed through. They have listened to the people. So they are smart enough to know if you let the people name it, they're going to give you a great name, but you're going to have to go with it. I'd like to take you to Doncaster in

England. Okay. A town in Yorkshire in Northern England. So it's fancy. Yes, and it snows. Fancy McFance pants. They have a new road gritter. A what? A road gritter. A thing that comes out and puts grit down on the road when it's snowing and icy so that the cars can-

Let's celebrate. Yeah. Well, it's an important thing over there. Okay. And the council owns it, so that means the people owned it. And they said, hey, they've got two of them. Can you name our new road gritter? Big yellow truck.

The people of Doncaster. This is dangerous. Have come back with gritsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow anti-slip machiney. Very good. Very good show, everyone. Very good show. Take a bow, Doncaster. Tip your good show, everyone. Very good show. Take a bow, Doncaster. Tip your top hats, everyone.

Very well done. The Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machini. The other one as well also got a good name. And it's easy to say, which is good. You know, you could get a personalised plate that says that. The other one they've named pretty good. David Plowy. David Bowie. You know The other one, they've named, pretty good, David Ploughy. David Bowie.

You know the other one? Called Mr. Plough. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plough. Couple of good, Nope, just me? Okay. Couple of good finalists too

that didn't quite make it. Basil Salty. Don't get it. Because it puts down salt. Basil Fawlty. Oh yeah, Fawlty Towers. Is that right? Fawlty Towers.

Quite an old reference there But it is England I think they're still watching I'm liking the first one At this stage This one I think Deserved to get it More than David Ploughy

Yeah Spready Mercury I mean Yes Could allude to some other things That aren't good. What did they go with? Oh, I didn't even think of that.

Yeah. Oh. What did they go with? No, that was the one that was a contender for David Plowley. Yeah, have they picked one? Yeah, David Plowley and the gritsy, bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow anti-slip machining. It's all right.

Well, yeah, not bad. Jeez, you're hard to impress. Brie and Clint on ZM. Why are we doing this? What is going on? I don't even know what happened. What is going on? Brie and Clint on ZM.

Coming to you live from an island somewhere in the Pacific, this is Brie and Clint on ZM. Lovely reference. We're just talking about the new Bodie McBeauface. Yes. What was it? What did they name it? Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machini

for a road gritter. I like it. Give it to the people to name and you'll get a great name like that. I've named a few things for you. Do you want to hear them? Yep. Well, you're going to get them anyway,

so deal with it. Your car, your Honda Accord, Drivey Broom Broom McDriveface.ord, drivey broom broom McDrive face. Drivey broom broom McDrive face. You love it. Your hot wife Lucy. Yeah. Too hot McHot for you face.

Okay, insulting to me, but also she has a name. What about Producer Ben's moustache? I feel like it needs a name. Yeah, as long as you don't say it's an important thing in my life. But yeah, what are you going to go with his moustache? What about skeezy moustache McSkeezy skeezy face? Yeah, what about grossy McMcStache McShave-It-Off face? I like that too.

What about your deck? Your new deck. I built a deck at my house, yeah. I can't believe, did you build it or did your builder build it? Yeah, we built it. I feel like you should name the deck. Yeah. What about Decky McDekinballs?

Hey, Chris and me, Decky McDekinballs. Hey, you want to come around and sit on my Decky McDekinballs? Brie and Clint on ZDM. The World Cup still on at the moment. I know what you're looking for. I'm stalling for time while I... Are you looking for... Here, I'll stall for time.

If you're talking about the World Cup, there's one man and one song you have to play. Do you really want it? There it is. Do you really want it? There you go. Now I can take it off. Makes me sweaty just hearing Ricky Martin.

So this morning, if you care about the World Cup, France beat Belgium, so they're through to the final. Well done, French. Allez les Bleus. Vive la France. Oh, oh, oh, oh, c'est dans le riz. Or that. Someone sent me a message this morning on the back of it and said,

remember when you guys did that goal, world's longest goal thing on the radio? It was last week sometime. Yeah, and we tried to do New Zealand's longest goal to impersonate the commentators that sound more like this at the World Cup. I'm so passionate. She said you almost caused me to have a car crash because I attempted it in the car had nearly passed out. So we didn't realise we were doing that, okay?

We didn't know that by doing it on the radio we could be causing accidents. So disclaimer, don't do it. Don't do it. Or give it a crack. Don't do it. Do it responsibly. Yeah, or pull over or something like that. I thought maybe, seeing as when we did that,

you got the worst time out of everybody. All right, well, let's not reminisce. Maybe now, because you were a little bit sick last week too. Maybe you'd like a chance at redemption. What was the top time? Because we had people come on and one of the girls killed it. Yes, she absolutely smashed it. So I got 27 seconds.

Tracy, our record holder, got 34 seconds. How did Tracy get 34? Yeah, crazy. That's insane. You, on the other hand, got 21 seconds. All right. Well,? Yeah, crazy. That's insane. You, on the other hand, got 21 seconds. Alright, well let's not read out what I got. I have my timer. Would you like, in honour of the World Cup, and while it's still on, we can't

do this when World Cup finishes, do you want to have a go at redemption? You know how competitive I am. My heart's already started going. 34. I will pass out trying. I'll give you constant updates. Because that's easier. When you know give you constant updates because that's easier when you know where you're at it's easier

no should I stand up or sit down whatever whatever helps inflate your diaphragm more the producers are saying stand up

alright okay get a bit of air in your lungs hold on I'm gonna undo my pants oh yeah that's gonna help okay I'm gonna cue you in

when you're ready you have a go at breaking your own record. What would Messi do? Ten seconds. Oh, you're wavering. Come on, you have to at least beat your own last record. 20 seconds, 20 seconds, 20 seconds. Oh! Oh. I nearly weed myself

21 seconds again I got 22 21 and a half Okay I'll take it Brie and Clint on ZDM What a great morning to wake up this morning And find out that every single person Stuck in that cave in Thailand

Is now out, is now safe, is now free. So how many boys and the coach were in there? Do you know? Well, they were coming out in four. So it was four, eight, 12 plus a coach. So 13 of them. All of them out safe? All of them out.

So they did four and then they did four and then last night they just took them all. There was a risk because the process they put in place was to get four at a time. That's what they believed was the safest number to execute the plan they had, which would have meant the coach would have had to stay there. Right. He wouldn't have been alone.

I guess they would have left an expert with him or something. But he said he wanted to be last. He put his hand up and said, I don't want to go before any of the boys. And he was last, but he's out. Amazing. Incredible. So this story, which has captivated the whole world, has got so many heroes involved with it.

Like so many people who have gone above and beyond the call of duty to rescue these kids. Volunteers too. A lot of them volunteering, flying from different countries to come and help these poor kids that got stuck in that cave.

I hope no one's getting rich out of it. Yeah. Or I hope the experts are getting paid too. I thought I could just hear what I have as I've put together a list because I've been reading it nonstop. Yeah. I've got a list of who I believe are the biggest heroes involved with this. Give it to us.

I'm going to attempt to say some of the names too because I feel like people have been glancing over it because they don't know how to say the name. They're all Thai names, right? Some of them are Thai names. So I'm going to apologise if I get it wrong, but I don't know how to say the name. They're all Thai names, right? Some of them are Thai names. So I'm going to apologise if I get it wrong, but I'm going to attempt to say it correctly. The first group of heroes, obviously, is the Navy SEALs.

And they were Thai Navy SEALs too, most of them. The ones involved with it were Navy SEALs from their own country who put their lives on the line, and one of them passed away. The Navy SEAL who died. Which is so incredibly sad. Sergeant Saman Guana passed away from it. So the Navy SEALs at the top of the list, yeah? Oh, for sure.

Like imagine putting your hand up to save some other, like they saved those boys' lives. Iqbal Chanthawong is the name of the coach of the boys, the 25-year-old guy who stayed, had to stay in the cave, but was in the cave with them the whole time. Taught them to meditate for the 10 days before anybody found them so they didn't go insane. What an incredible guy to be able to, you know, keep those with them the whole time. Taught them to meditate for the 10 days before anybody found them so they didn't go insane.

What an incredible guy to be able to keep those kids calm that whole time. He's out. Some of these people are really interesting. There's a guy called Jonathan Valanthan, who's an IT consultant who took up diving as a Boy Scout, and Rick Stanton, who is a firefighter by trade but also a world-renowned cave diver. Those are the two guys who found the boys.

They're the ones who surfaced on day 10 and found them. They went down as deep as they could go into the cave and they're the guys who found them. Because they're the ones that kept looking too because they're the ones that went so far into the cave because they believed that somewhere in that cave they were still alive. At one point they found footprints and that made them keep going and then they dove again

and then they came out and then they saw all of them. Amazing. Especially without knowing how far you have to go. The deeper you go, the riskier it is because you're risking the amount of oxygen you have to get back.

And so they found them before it was too late, got them food, probably on the brink of a disaster as well. 10 days in they were. One more. And this guy I found really interesting. He's an Australian. His name is Richard Harris and he's the doctor.

So he's the guy who went in, checked the boys, tended their wounds, made sure they were okay, physically, mentally strong enough. Listen to what he did. So he wasn't a cave diver. Let me just say he wasn't a trained professional. Was he not? In diving.

Was he? No, I think he had diving expertise. Okay. But he's a doctor as well. Doesn't take away from the fact that this guy, Richard Harris, swam the 3.2 kilometres to find the boys to get to them. He did that journey every single day. Oh, my God.

He went in there every single day to check on them and he was the last one to come out every single day as well. Three and a half Ks underground every single day. check on them. And he was the last one to come out every single day as well. Three and a half Ks underground every single day. What an amazing guy. Like if you haven't seen the video, there's a video going around producers, producer Ben, producer Ellie. If we can find that video where it shows what the cave

and what these people were having to squeeze in and out of. Yeah. It's incredible. We'll post it on our Facebook page, bring Clint on Facebook, to see what these people would have went through. Insane. It's incredible.

Already, this is the weird bit too, already it's being shopped around as a movie script. Like the whole thing, there's already being talked about as a recreation for a movie. Well, what a great ending, I'll say. Everyone out safe. Thank God.

Oh, far out, man. Bloody hell. Brie and Clint on ZDM. The brand new episode of our Crash Course series has just gone live on our Facebook page right now. Yeah, so the first episode, it's a two-part series. We went around Napier Prison, which is a closed prison in Napier, and it's haunted.

It's very haunted. Apparently. Apparently. Apparently. We had Calvin Cruikshank there who's on that show Sensing Murder who said, yes, very haunted place. He had the heebie-jeebies the whole time. The first episode's going ballistic. Other people who've said they've visited the prison

have said they felt things there. And then you and I decided, oh, we'll stay the night. Tonight's episode is that nighttime sleepover. So we return to the prison at darkness. We bring with us our ghost hunters. That's right. Napier's number one ghost hunting team. Number one in Napier.

Three expert ladies who have ghost sensing equipment. And if you've heard of it before, what's it called? A spirit box. Spirit box. Which is kind of before, what's it called? A spirit box. Spirit box. Which is kind of like a speaker and it's attached to an antenna and they kind of scan the airwaves to see if they can pick up any voices. Yeah.

I won't give it away what happens in there. You can see them. Did we hear a voice? Did we not? You have to watch the episode. We did. It's creepy. We eventually get left alone. The camera crew leave, the ghost hunters leave. We did. It's creepy. We eventually get left alone. The camera crew leave. The ghost hunters leave. Kelvin leaves. It's just me and you.

And we have GoPros to record the rest of the night. Again, I'm not going to go away what happens. I'd love you to watch it. But this is the moment that we believe we saw something. Or I believe I saw something through the screen of the GoPro. No, look through the screen. No, no, no. I don't want to.

I'm not going to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm not going to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm so f***ing out of here. I just, I can't tell if I can make out. Don't.

I'm being serious. I'm not. I'm being f***ing serious. I'm not. I'm being f***ing serious. Don't. Can you see an outline? I'm not looking.

And straight after that, Brie weed her prison suit. That is true. That's accurate. If you want to see it, whether you believe in ghosts or not, or you just want to see New Zealand's creepiest prison, it's on our Facebook page now. You just need to search Brie and Clint.

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