ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 12th 2018

Episode Date: July 12, 2018

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On ZDM. Kia ora, New Zealand. Welcome to the show. It is four minutes after four o'clock. Bree and Clint here. Afternoon, mate. Afternoon, mate. I'm excited for today's show. Why? What excites you so much

about today's show? There's one particular bit. We can't say it because I feel like my mum would be listening. But let's just say there's some very interesting stuff coming up with my mother.

Is she joining us on the show today? She will be joining us on the show. Fantastic. Today on ZM, it's a Sam Smith ticket blitz.

Sam Smith ticket blitz. Every single hour we have a double pass up for grabs to Sam Smith live in Auckland and we've got one right now. He's coming to play

Spark Arena on the 2nd and 3rd of November. The tickets go on sale this, oh they're already on sale. Friday, July 6th. It's last Friday, eh? Right.

So if you missed out or if you can't afford to pay for them, here's your chance right now to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. Good support, eh? Paloma Faith. Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, good, right?

All the details for the show are at zmonline.com, but we're about to give away a double pass right now to... Peter? Yes. Congratulations, mate. You and a friend are off to Sam Smith.

Yes! My wife's going to be so happy. Oh, brownie points for Pete. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's good. Good chat. If you want to win another double pass, up for grabs. The last one for the Ticket Blitz today is going at 5 o'clock.

You've got to get through on 0800 dial ZM and you can have that double pass to see Sam Smith. I'm next, mate. I need to bring something to the table. I'm a little bit embarrassed by it, but I feel like the people will be with me. Dating profile pics. Oh, yeah.

How old is your picture? I'm going to tell you about a very awkward conversation I had with a friend there. Brie and Clint on ZDM. In the last 10 years, Clint, I feel like there's been a lot of options for dating, mostly online. You've got Bumble, Tinder.

What else? Plenty of fish. Grindr. Grindr. She, I think, or her. Elitesingles.com. Elitesingles. All these different profiles where you have to pick certain pictures of yourself to put up there

and then you write a profile about yourself. The whole concept of dating has changed and it is now all about what you look like and how you present online, right? Literally. So people judge you based on four pictures, five pictures, maybe two pictures. And a caption. And a caption. That's it.

I was having a conversation with one of the girls who works here, Trin, out in the office. Oh, yeah. Web girl Trin. I've been on her Tinder. Yeah. You and I both have been on her Tinder. We took control of her Tinder one night. Got her a date too.

We did really well. Yeah, we did great. We went one for one. We're good at Tinder. We owned it. Anyway, I said to her, I was like, oh, let me have a look at your profile and I'll give you some feedback because that's what friends do. Oh, you're doing a bit of a revamp of your profile at the moment. Yeah, a revamp.

And I had a look at her profile and a couple of the pictures I was like, oh, how old's that picture? And she was like, yeah, I know it's from four years ago, but I really like that photo. So she's 23. So technically she would have been 19 in most of the photos, I think two or three. And I was like, okay.

I was like, great photo. I agree. And she's like, I haven't got that, you know, that wow photo recently. So I just use those ones. And I get it. I get it. Because when you get that magical photo, it goes everywhere.

It's not just your dating picture. It becomes your Instagram profile picture. It becomes your Facebook profile picture. Oh, it goes on the directory at work. 100%. Because those photos come along so rarely that when they do, you're like, I have to capitalise on this.

And I totally understand the fact that she hasn't found one that beats that level in four years. It's possibly also the photo that she hasn't found one that beats that level in four years. It's possibly also the photo that she's had the most success with like it's got the most feedback on Tinder kind of thing. So why change something that's not broken? And like I said to her, I was like

I totally get that because a few that I use may be two years old but I mean, you know There are a couple criteria though because eventually this leads to an in-person meetup. Is it misleading? So long as you don't look drastically different. And by that I mean substantial look change.

That could be hair. Facial tattoos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could have got some of those. Piercings. Those rings that you put around your neck that extend your neck. Like now your neck could be three feet long.

But if it's not in your Tinder profile picture. It's like when you had an eyebrow piercing. Like you couldn't use any of those photos, could you? Yeah, yeah. Because that would be super misleading. Look, I took the eyebrow piercing out a long time ago in the hopes that that part of me would be erased forever. A girl could see that and go,

oh, I like that guy because he's got a hot eyebrow piercing. I mean, that would never happen. But then she'd meet up with you and be like, I'm so disappointed. Again, would never happen. But you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm hearing you loud and clear, man. And then it got me thinking, I bet everyone does it. Oh, yeah. Surely. Yeah.

People are doing this. Like you said, it's only been around for 10 years, though. Yeah. But imagine if someone out there on their Tinder is using a profile picture, like using a picture that they've scanned in, like they've gone, got a picture from Christmas 1998, they've scanned it into the computer,

emailed it to themselves and then put it on their Tinder profile. Could happen. It could happen. Could happen. You think you're talking to 28-year-old Mark next minute, 72-year-old Mark rocks up. You're like, whoa.

Did you like my picture? It's from the war. I love it. We want to ask this afternoon, on 0800DIALZM, are you using an old profile picture on your dating profile? Yeah. And how old is it? Yeah, be nice and honest with us.

0800DIALZM. You can also text us on 9696. Brie and Clint on ZDM. We're just talking about using old pictures on your dating profile and how old is too old. Yeah. You know when you got that good photo and it's representing you on every platform these days,

but you just haven't managed to get another good one in quite a while. I haven't got one in nearly three years. Yeah. You can call us on 0800DIALZM. Are you using an old profile picture on your dating platform? Kelly, not real name. That's fine. Welcome to the show, first of all.

Thank you. Hello, Kelly. Who's using an old profile picture? Hi. Yeah, I saw my ex on Tinder. He's about 35 and his photo would have been at least three years old when he was much slimmer, much less grey. He looks completely different now. I was like, oh my gosh. So you think he's being misleading because he's using an older photo where he looks really different? Yeah, I think it's quite misleading.

Obviously, he's still the same person and he's lovely-ish. Kelly. Kelly, I love the language. If you'd found him, there's quite a strong possibility he would have swiped past you as well. Is your profile picture up to date? Yeah. Yeah, mine is from the time we were together

too. Like, they're pretty recent. Yeah, okay. How old is too old for a picture, by the way? Like, what's the cut-off? How recent should it be, in your opinion? Well, I think within the last couple of years it's okay, I reckon. Okay. I like how

it's like, couple of years. Mine's definitely within the last two to eight years. I'm married now. So it's been a while since I've been on the dating scene. I do have here my last Tinder profile picture. I was very- I was very brief. Oh, you remember what it was?

Yeah, I remember what it was. Okay. I was very briefly on Tinder. And this is the picture I used. Oh, I'd love to see this. I want to know. It's from 2013. I want to know. It's from 2013. I want to know from you.

Right. If I was on Tinder, hypothetically now, if everything goes to hell in a handbasket and I have to go on, could I use this picture? Does it still look enough like me that I could get away with this? That's so weird. I actually swiped left on this profile the other day. Today, Kylie Jenner is on the cover of Forbes magazine underneath the headline, America's Billionaire Woman. 20-year-old Kylie Jenner.

She's not a billionaire yet, but they reckon she's on track to be the youngest billionaire in history. When I read this, I was quite shocked because when you think of the Kardashians, which she is one, but she's a Jenner. Yeah, she's part of the clan. You don't think of her as being the wealthiest out of the bunch. She is the wealthiest by a country mile.

Yeah, crazy. She's sitting on, we'll get to how much she's on. She's close to a billion dollars. But if she gets there within, she's got three years to do it. She will become the youngest billionaire of all time behind Evan Spiegel from Snapchat, who did it at 25 years old, and Mark Zuckerberg, who did it at 23 years old. Was he 23?

Yeah. And he hit a billion dollars. That's a, like, he's okay. Like, he's come out quite well, like, rounded, I guess. I'm not a fan of Zuckerberg lately Really? But it's enough to drive you way off the rails A billion dollars in your 20s

Yeah what are you going to do with a billion dollars at 23? I don't think I had five dollars in my 20s I think I was permanently in overdraft I was living in my mum's house What I've got here is a list of the Kardashians And the Jenners Right Ranked from richest to Not not poorest, but least rich.

Okay. I'm interested. And I'm only doing the core ones. So coming in at $10 million, the least successful Kardashian. Oh, Rob. Rob. Poor Rob. Don't say poor Rob.

He's got $10 million. That's true. But he got given it from his sisters. Yeah. Largely made up from appearance fees on the Keeping Up With The Kardashians and a little bit from Rob and Chyna. A little bit. Second from

the bottom, Kendall. $18 million. Really? Yeah. She's second from the bottom? Yeah. Well, she's very young though. She's 21. Yeah, true. I mean, $18 million at 21. Pretty good. It's not that bad. Then Kourtney, $35 million.

Okay. Then Khloe. Yes. $40 million. Wait, so these guys aren't even at $100 million. No, we haven't cracked $100 million. And you're saying Kylie Jenner's nearly at $1 billion. That's the gulf.

How much is Kim on? Kris. Kris, okay. $60 million. Yep. Caitlyn. This is the bit that really surprised me. Caitlyn Jenner has more money than Kris Jenner at 100 million.

How? Good at investing? Yeah, from her show that she did, I Am Caitlyn. I Am Caitlyn. From all her Kardashian fees over the years, from her book, that big discovering yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also all the deals that she did when she,

well, when he was an Olympic champion. Right, all the endorsements and stuff. Yeah, he's got about 30 years behind him. Okay. Then Kim. How much is Kim on? Kim is on $350 million. Really?

Yeah. Because she had that amazing, well, not amazing, but she had that game that went absolutely crazy on your phone. Yeah, she's jumped on the cosmetics now too. They've got the clothing line. She's got everything. She's got the sex tape. You know, she's got all the bits.

All the stuff that was making her money. 350 million. And then it goes, Kylie, at 20 years old on $900 million on track to be the fastest, youngest, self-made billionaire in history. Isn't that crazy? And you know what it's from. It's from her Kylie cosmetics. Yeah. That's what she's made most of that money from.

Yeah. The lip kit. Do you agree with self-made though? Because, and the reason I say that is she was born rich. Yep. She was born with profile and she was always going to be famous. Can she still be called self-made though? Because, and the reason I say that is she was born rich. She's born with profile and she was always going to be famous. Can she still be called self-made?

That's an interesting one. I think you can't take it away from her that she's created a business. I mean off the back of yes, she's had a big leg up, but she's created this global phenomenon, Kylie Cosmetics. Like the lip kits go mental.

Yeah. And she's done a lot of that herself. If you've watched her show, she is behind a lot of that. Is she? Well, that's how they portray it on the show anyway. I was going to say, I think they may be a little bit. Anyway, hey, look, I'm sure you're listening. Congratulations, $900 million.

And it'd be a great time to do a 50% off sale on some of those lip kits. Would be great. I mean, I was doing all my own washing at 21. So, you know, you win some, you lose some. Would be great. I mean, I was doing all my own washing at 21, so, you know, you win some, you lose some. Bree and Clint on ZDM. Bree, this morning I was faced with a moral and ethical dilemma. I was posed a situation that drew on every fibre of my moral compass. Do you wax your back?

I think yes. You know how I told you the other day that I had to get four new tyres for my car? Yeah. It was going to cost $1,020 to get four new tyres. I mean, that's a lot of money, especially because you never really prepare for it. No, and it's not

money you have lying around and it's also not one of those bills that you, like I know you need tyres and stuff, but it's not like I spend the money and I get to enjoy the money that I've spent. It's just tyres. What, you don't chuck a doughy? Not in my $1,000 tyres. Enjoyment. Anyway, today I got the tyres and I ordered them the other day. I went in and I had them

fitted and I bought them today. How exciting. I have here the receipt for the tyres. Okay. $1,020. I need you to have a look at the FPOS receipt stapled to it and tell me what it says. You're kidding me. Right. So the tyres cost $1,020.

The receipt from the ATN, from the... FPOS machine. FPOS machine says $10.20. The guy has forgotten to add two zeros to the total. Now, I didn't see it because when it comes up on the FPOS machine, I didn't look at the amount. I just punched in my pen and assumed it was right and left. For some reason when I got home. You didn't see it?

No. For some reason when I got home, I checked the receipt. I never check. I've been onto my banking and checked that it's not a mistake. So it's $10.20 out of your bank account? They only took $10.20. Oh, no. I don't have $1,000 to spend on tyres at the moment. When do you ever have $1,000?

And at the same time, it's a big tyre company. Oh, right, here we go. You trying to justify it to yourself. I know what's coming here. I want to know what would you have done? Oh, no. I'm going to give you a couple more criteria. They don't have my phone number.

They don't have any of my contact details. So they don't know where you live no i think i'd have to go back i think i'd have to oh but it's a big corporation do they need it or do i need it more i do need that leather jacket the other this is the other bit that I was thinking about. Is the guy who sold me the tyres, is he going to lose his job for the mistake that he's done? Because eventually. Are they going to take $1,009.80, the rest of it, out of his pay?

Because eventually they'll do the math because they have to, what is it, stock take? Yeah. No, no, they would have figured it out by the end of the day when they looked at the till and saw that it didn't add up. Oh, no, that poor guy figured it out by the end of the day when they looked at the till and saw that it didn't add up. Oh, no, that poor guy. He would have got absolutely slammed. So for the record, what would you have done?

I think I would have had to go back. You know why? The only reason is because guilt would have got me and I'm super paranoid about karma coming back around. Yeah, exactly. And I would have had to go back. But I also would have went, because I've come back, do I get a discount?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I called him and I was like, oh, he's going to be so relieved. He'll be kicking himself right now. He'll be so upset. And I rang. I was like, mate. Oh, you rang him? I rang him, yeah.

I came clean about it. Don't tell me he wasn't appreciative. Oh, no. I said, look, you've made a big mistake. You've only charged me $10. I owe you $1,000. And he goes, oh, you sweethearts, just call back in on your way to work. No worries.

Oh, no. I wish I'd kept the $1,000. Free and Clint on ZDM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is our chance to get something on the air here at ZM that you probably wouldn't normally hear.

Yeah, just break playlists a little bit, have a little bit of fun. And it also is cool to reminisce because we get your birthdays and we put them into a computer and it figures out what song was topping the charts on your 16th birthday. Chad, welcome to the show. Hello, Chad. Hey, how's it going? Very well, thanks.

What's your birthday? 10th of Hello, Chad. Hey, how's it going? Very well, thanks. What's your birthday? 10th of July, 1990. Okay, Chad, you were 16 in 2006 on the 10th of July and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Chad, hang on, mate. Hang on, hang on. Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad. Chad!

Worth the wait, Chad. Worth the wait. You get a little bit of Shakira, Shakira. Words don't lie and I'm starting to feel you, boy. That's going to be hard to beat, I reckon. I just love the line in that song where she's like, talks about her breastises and that don't get them confused with mountains. Do you remember that line?

Yeah, vaguely. Just me then. Sorry. Let's go touely. Just me then. Sorry. Let's go to Rebecca. Hey, Beck. Hi. What's your birthday, mate? 13th of the 3rd, 92.

Okay, Beck, you were 16 in 2008 on the 13th of March, and this was Top of the Chart. Please don't stop the music. Yes. Rihanna, queen of birthday banger. Where were you on your 16th birthday? Any idea what you would have been doing? Me and my friend have the same birthday,

so I think we had a joint 16th. Oh, yes. Yeah. Did you get a car like those rich kids do on that show? No, unfortunately not. Neither. One more. Let's go to Corey.

Corey, are you there? Hello, Corey. I am, yes. What's go to Corey. Corey, are you there? Hello, Corey. I am, yes. What's your birthday? 31-10-82. Okay, Corey, you were 16 in 1998 on the 31st of October, and this is your birthday banner. Woo!

Aerosmith. Is this the one from Armageddon when Bruce Willis saves the... It is, eh? It's also the one from The Sweetest Thing when they're trying to get the girl off the... Anyway. I haven't seen that.

Oh, it's not good. Oh, okay. Now we have some deliberating to do. Do you feel like some Aerosmith? Which... Yeah. Rihanna, Don't Stop the Music? Or Shakira, Shakira? to do. Do you feel like Samira Smith? Rihanna, Don't Stop the Music? Or

Shakira Shakira? I like all of them. You pick first. I always pick first. Okay, I want to hear Shakira. I haven't heard that song for ages. Riri just had a good ring to it.

I'll back you. Hips don't lie, Shakira. You keen for Shakira? I'm keen for Shakira. I'm glad we can agree on that. And we can listen to the line about her talking about her boobs and stuff. Yeah, good point. Hey, Chad, congratulations.

Your birthday bang is on, mate. Yeah, Chad. Congratulations to Cardi B. Yeah, she had a baby. She's had her baby. Oh, you nearly got it. I thought I did get it. Yeah, you did.

Let's just say you did. She has welcomed Culture Kiari Sifas. I thought you were going to say Culture Kings into the world. Imagine naming your baby Culture Kings. I will name my baby Culture Kings if he gets fresh shoes. Sorry for my multiple bad Cardi B impressions. Chiari Cephas because that is Offset's real name. Right.

Culture though. But she spelt Culture with a K? Culture is the name of the Migos album, I think. So a lot of Migos influence on the wee Cardi B baby there. Here's their interesting bit. Name your baby Culture, go for gold. Name your baby whatever you want, so long as it's not considered abuse to do that name.

Culture is spelt K-U-L-T-U-R-E. Culture with a K. Not the way you would spell culture. This is what they've done to the kid. They have doomed it to a life of, say they're booking a hotel. They ring up and they go, okay, sir, what's your name? Culture. Okay, C-U.

No, sorry, it's culture with a K. You know what else he'll never be able to get? One of those key rings with your name on it. He's never going to be able to go to Dreamworld and get the Police Academy mug with culture written on it. There's no culture spelt with a K. Giving someone an awkward spelling just for the sake of it, for uniqueness, is just a burden they're going to have to carry

for the rest of their life. And if you ever speak to someone who's got a relatively normal name with a weird spelling, most of the time they hate it. Yeah. Because it's just more stress and more effort in their life all the time. You know David Duchovny? He's the guy from the X-Files. He's also from Californication.

Yes. His child, his son's name is Kid. Okay, K-I-D? No. How do you think David Duchovny spells Kid? K-I-D. That's how you should spell it. K-Y-D. So not only is for the rest of his life it's going to be, hey kid,

it's K-Y-D. Oh, that's a double ended sword. Double ended sword? Yeah, is that a saying? Nah. Let's move on. It's a double edged sword. Double edged sword? Yeah, is that a saying? No. Nah. Let's move on. It's a double-edged sword. Double-edged sword.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meant to say that. 0800 dial ZM. Do you have one of these? Did your parents give you an awkward spelling for what otherwise is a normal name? Like, is your name Ipony Ray spelled E-double-P-double-I-hyphen-double-E-double-N? You know, Ipini Ray. Give us a call right now on 0800-DAL-ZDM. I'd say that

the most funky spelling we can give a prize to this afternoon. You can even celebrate it or vent to us. Yeah. We'll take either or. We are congratulating Cardi B on welcoming culture with a K to the world. Well done, Cardi B. Nice work, Cardi B, on welcoming culture with a K to the world.

Well done, Cardi B. Nice work, Cardi B. What you have done, though, is you have doomed culture to a lifetime of going, now how do I spell that? Is it C-U- No, it's K. K. It's K.

It's K. So we want to know this afternoon, on 0800DALZM, do you have one of those names? Did your parents just stitch you up from birth with an unfortunate spelling, an alternate spelling, a weird spelling, a unique spelling of your name? Why did your parents decide to get creative all of a sudden? You know, some people have texted through on 9696, Avril, but it's spelled A-V-E-R-Y-L-L.

Oh, my God. You're just chucking in letters there. Like, you're just having fun. You're just having a good time. They're like, should we stop at Fife? Nah, go to Fife. Nah, keep going. There's quite a few on this one.

On the topic of names, my name is Jimmy, J-I-M-I, not J-I-M-M-Y, and not short for James, I'm a girl. Oh, wow. So they've really thrown her in the middle of it. Yeah. What about Sian? Not spelt S-H-A-R-N, but C-I-A-R-A-N. What?

C-I-A-R. So you've got four letters just to get to the... And I would say that, like, that would be Sian, Siano. That's the other thing. You doom them with the pronunciation too. No one will get it right. Because every roll call they're going to be like, yeah, I get it. We feel you.

Let's go to the phones. Oh, $800. Call her too. What's your name, I get it. We feel you. Let's go to the phones. 0800 dial ZM. Caller 2, what's your name, first of all? Chantelle. Chantelle, and hit us with the spelling Chantelle. S-H-O-N-T-A-L. Chantelle.

Chantelle. No, Chantelle. No, I'm looking at the paper here, and this is a Chantelle. It's like the French way of spelling that, but when people, you know. Okay, okay. Are you French? Are your parents French?

No. Thank you, Chantal. Hello, ZM. What is your name? My name's Casey. And how do you spell it, Casey? K-A-I-S-E-Y. Oh, what?

Yeah. Because you've got the option to just go with a K and a C as well. If they wanted to be alternative, they could have shortened your right. There's so many ways to spell Casey. Exactly. Exactly. Do you love it? Is it like your special thing?

I do because it's different. And then, you know, it creates conversation when you give your name to people. It's not too bad. I don't mind that one. Yeah, she's turned it into a positive, right? It's good. Oh, 100 dials in him. Hello. What give your name to people. It's not too bad. I don't mind that one. Yeah, she's tuned it into a positive, right? It's good. Oh, 800 dial ZM, hello. What is your name?

It's Michaela. Michaela. Oh, no, here we go. How do you spell it, Michaela? So my mum got the vowels a little bit wrong and she spelt it M-A-K-A-Y-L-A. M-A-K-A-Y-L-A. She didn't like the original spelling and she wanted to throw a Y in there,

so she just kind of made it up. Don't you love when they do that? Did you write that down? It doesn't look too bad. Makayla. No, it's the way it looked more than the other ones. Yeah, right. Okay, thank you, Makayla.

Oh, $800. What's your name? Cameron. Cameron. How do you spell it, Cam? Oh, $800. What's your name? Cameron. Cameron. How do you spell it, Cam? Oh, no. My name is normal. It's the way my name is spelt normally,

but I have a friend whose niece's name is Yannick. Spelt Y-A-N-E-E-K. Now, let me go out on a limb here and guess that it's not pronounced Yannick. It's pronounced unique, but spelt in a unique way. No, it's not pronounced Yannick, it's pronounced unique, but spelled in a unique way. No, it's actually pronounced Yannick because you just naturally say it off the tongue and it would just come out Yannick. And do they love the Yankees or what?

I don't know. It's just even when I found out about it, I was like, oh, that's a bit of a unique name and that's where they were like, oh, you know, that's what we've done it. Yeah, that's the joke. Crack up, eh? That's okay. One more. What's your name?

Hello. Hello, Zedim. Hello. Hey there. Yeah, we're here. Are you there? What's your name? Yep, Carlene.

Carlene, how do you spell it? K-A-R-L-E-N-E. K-A-R-L. But I've also got two daughters that are very unique. Really? What have you done to your daughters? One is Jessica. J-E-S-S-I-K-A-H.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Jessica. With a H on the end. Yeah. And what's the other one? Georgia. So J-O-R-G-I-A. Yeah, you take the cake.

Well done. Nice work. Congratulations. Very well done. We'll find you something in the price cabinet. Hey, look, if you're with child at the moment, just remember, whatever you're feeling at the moment when you go to name them,

that's the name they're going to have for the rest of their life. That's the name they're going to have to spell to every single person they ever talk to on the phone. Maybe absidy, spelled A-B-C-D-E. Speaking of phone, we're going to... What? Absidy? Absidy.

A-B-C-D... Oh. Is that it? Brie and Clint on CDM. Clint, you know how in each family there's usually that thing that they're all passionate about and it joins the family together? Yeah, it gets the family really like... Riled up?

Yeah, it gets them really jazzed. Or it turns you against each other? Sometimes it turns family members into different people. Yeah, everyone's got something. My family, we're massive sport fans. We watch all the sport. We get right into it. Our favourite, one of our favourites, rugby league,

the state of origin. Right, because you're from Queensland in Australia. Yes, so I'm a Queenslander and everyone would know that, you know, if you're from Queensland or New South Wales, you can be very biased towards your team. Oh, and it's a big deal for you guys. It's huge. It's like the Bledisloe.

Yeah. It's massive. Huge thing. And last night was the third game of the series. It had already been wrapped up because New South Wales won the first two, Queensland won last night, blah, blah, blah. Who cares, right? I want to get my mum on the phone right now and I just want to shed a light on how something can change a person

into something else. Hello, Mum. Mumma Di. Arvo? How are you? How are you, Mumma Di? How is sunny Queensland? Actually, it's beautiful.

Wonderful. The sun's out. Yep, it's really lovely. What's it like over there? sun's out Yep it's really lovely What's it like over there? It's divine mum Mum Yes The last time I was in the country

A State of Origin game was on Game two actually And do you think you and dad are good role models would you say? Unbelievably so Yeah mum never swears I don't think I've ever heard her say the F word, ever. Never swears, well-spoken, lovely people. I recorded you and Dad, Mum, last Origin game, and I just wanted to play some of that audio back of you and Dad watching

the Origin. Is that okay? No, Brianna. Okay, good. Roll the tape. I like good players. They're humble bands. Not the arseholes like that. Oh, shut up. Oh, what? Oh, my God. The referee is s***. Get off him.

Why don't you just give him the state of origin? Mum. Yes, Brianna. What do you have to say for yourself? Just give them the state of origin. Mum. Yes, Brianna. What do you have to say for yourself? I was speaking the truth. I think I should be one of the commentators because they're so biased. All right.

They are disgusting. Mum, it doesn't even sound like you. You sound like you've changed into a different person. It's like she turns into the Hulk, Clint. It's like she turns into this beast. Clint. It's like she turns into this beast. Mum, do you think that was the worst of the worst? Yes, because they were robbed. Well, you're wrong because we've got more.

Come on, let's go. Oh, for goodness sake. The referee's arseholes. Just arseholes. Oh my god. What happened? Did you find the whistle? Did you? Let go of him. Let go, my God. What happened? Did you find the whistle, did you? Is he coming? Are you serious? Let go of him.

Let go, you idiot. Oh, my God. Oh, shut up, girl. You get it, Jane. Just keep it to him. Yes. Stand on him. Don't let him up.

Stand off him. Mum. Well, if anyone has listened to Gus Gould, he deserves all he gets. Oh, well, don't give her a platform. And then you wonder why I turned out like I did. Oh, come on, guys. Get off him! Awesome.

They had the best game last night. It was absolutely epic. Oh, here we go. Now she's going to give us the wrap-up. Yeah, yeah. Mumma Di, what's your advice to any young sports fans listening right now about sportsmanship and fair play? Oh, God, don't do that. It's easy to be a good winner, but you have to learn to be a good loser.

And clearly you're not a good loser, Mum, because you just were swearing your head off. Brie and Clint on ZDM. This is called What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line?

That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Simple game. You'll be taking on Brie, who believes she has a superpower when it comes to movie plots. She thinks I can just read one line and she'll be able to identify that movie. Most of the time.

Last week we played, you won by a margin of two points to one Who was the guy that He was so good He got Deadpool off about six words Not even I'm going to read the plot You need to buzz in with your name

Your buzzer is your name If you don't use your buzzer I cannot accept your entry You will then have the opportunity To have a go at guessing the movie If you get it right you take the point If you get it right, you take the point. If you get it wrong, I will give the other person a chance to answer. If they get it wrong, I'll read the rest of the plot.

Best of three. Good luck, everybody. Okay, here we go. Welcome to the show, Johnny. Hey, how's it going? Now, you heard that right. Your buzzer is your name. Yep, absolutely.

All right, let's do this thing, Johnny. First movie. Our hero is sentenced to two consecutive life terms in prison. Bree. Is it Shawshank Redemption? Yes, it is! Get in there!

It is. Good, good, good. Thanks, Johnny. Thanks for playing. Shawshank Redemption. Good luck. Well done, Johnny. One down. One point, Bree. Next up, playing for the people, Jess. Jess, do you think you can do better than Johnny? I'll try.

I don't want to pressure you too much, but if Bree takes this point, it's game over. There's no point playing for the third point. Okay? Oh, no pressure. No pressure. Lots of pressure. I can't even talk properly.

Your buzzer is your name. Jesus. Movie number two. I'm so nervous. Okay, go on. Our hero has it all. She wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III. But there is one thing stopping him from proposing.

She is too blonde. Oh. I believe. Okay, I'm not going to say anything. Can we go to the judges out there? I believe Jess buzzed in first. Jess? I mean, yeah, go for it, Jess. You have the first opportunity.

Is it legally blonde? Oh, come on! Well done, Jess. That is a point taken fairly. I feel like I was robbed. And correctly. Can we go back to the tape? I feel like I definitely buzzed in. One point all.

Anyway, move. You're going, not a big deal. It's just a game. We've arrived at the decider. Playing the decider. Here we go. Billy, hello. Hi there.

Afternoon. The weight of the nation is on you. Bree is yet to lose one of these games, okay? Are you a movie buff? Are you a movie nerd? Kind of. I hope so. What was the last movie you saw?

Let's see. I can't even remember. Oh, not a good start. Here we go. Good luck, everybody. Your buzzer is your name. Movie number three. Two new parents move to the suburbs.

Billy? Billy. Bad Neighbours? Billy, Bad Neighbours is correct. I've been bloody robbed! Nah, turn my mic off. I'm not talking. That was sensational.

Billy, you're a machine. Congratulations. Yeah, good work, Billy. Thank you. I've gone into another octave. This is crazy. Nice work. Such a bad one. The plot. I would still say I was robbed. Go back to the tape. Brie and Clint

on ZDM. We just played What's the Plot? Where Brie attempts to answer a movie plot just based on identifying the movie with just one line, right? Do you verse the people? I won last week. It's a game of skill.

I've been robbed this week. It's a game of memory. It's also a game of speed. What's your issue? I'm just saying on that second caller, was it Jess? Yes, Jess. I believe I might have buzzed in before her. Maybe.

Now I am. Now I'm not sure because everyone's smiling and laughing. It's all fun for everyone else. You take this very seriously. I take it. One thing about me is I'm very competitive. It's not my best quality. I actually. Because you know it's just a game.

I know it's just a game. Sometimes it's good that other people get to win. But I don't have anything else, mate. This is all I've got. I don't want to suffer you complaining that you were robbed for another week. So what we've done is we've gone and we've got a replay. Right. So we can find out.

Here we go. If you were robbed or not. I know what's coming. The person you were playing against, Jess, is with us as well. Nothing against you, Jess. You did amazing. Jess, do with us as well Nothing against you, Jess You did amazing Jess, do you believe you got in there first? I think it was really close, but I do think I did

Alright, we're going to listen to it together This is the moment in question Listening carefully, New Zealand Is too blonde Bree! Oh, Jeff, believe me! If you've jimmied it up, I'm not going to be very happy. One more time.

Is too blonde. Brie. Oh. Now, just to be safe, just to be safe, we have slowed it right down. Yep, keeping my cool. Okay, we've slowed it down. Because I reckon Jess is a name that you need to warm up to. You've got to go Jess, whereas Brie, it's very Brie.

You know, it comes in instantly. That's a stretch. Here we go. This is the slowed down version. Brie! It's me! You know what that means? What does it mean?

We're going back to a tiebreaker. Oh, God. One more question. Jess, you took the point last time. On review, we now know that we shouldn't have given you the chance to answer. Do you accept that? Yes. Okay.

Oh, she's so nervous now. Your name is still your buzzer. I need you to say it loud, clear, firm, and quickly when you know the answer. No pressure, Jess. Just the whole nation's hopes and dreams on your shoulders. That's okay. Okay. Any questions, Jess? I was just going to say, do I still have to say my name?

Yes, you do. Your buzzer is still your name. Here we go. Good luck, everybody. Movie number four. A man searching for answers believes

he believes that an elusive figure considered to be the most dangerous... Brie? Brie. This is going to be a guess. Oh, no. I buzzed in too quick. Is it the Matrix?

The answer to the question is the Matrix. Yes! She remains undefeated in New Zealand. She's currently rolling around on the floor. What a relief. Jess, thank you. Thanks, Jess. Clint, are you a beer lover?

I'm a beer lover. Can't you tell? Yeah. No, you don't have a beer gut. Not yet. Do you love chocolate? Yeah, love chocolate. Do you like them both together?

No, I am not a fan of a fruity beer concoction. Hear me out. I like my beer where my beer is and my chocolate where my chocolate is. Hear me out. What if someone has created a chocolatey beer deliciousness for you to drink? I'm listening. So Wellington Brewery Garage Project has announced a limited edition collaboration beer with beloved

New Zealand chocolate makers Whittaker's. Okay, now I'm interested. See, the type of chocolate was very key to this. Great chocolate makers. Yeah. And they're aptly naming it chocolate beer. Yep. I mean, makes sense. Doesn't it? So apparently one whole

block of chocolate worth of Whittaker's cacao nibs infused into every can, they're promising. Oh, yeah. I don't know how that would taste. Also, how much chocolate are you getting? Producer Todd out there says it's good. Apparently he's had some. He had some.

Garage Project do a good beer. They do that hipster one where it's just a white can that says beer on it. How good's the hipster can? Hipster, another master of the hipster can. Just makes me want to get it. And I thought, hmm, I definitely would give it a go. Yeah. And so I've looked into it.

If this is sounding like something you'd like to give it a try, you can get your hands on one of them. So in every New World supermarket or Liquorland store nationwide from July 16, you can pick up a chocolate beer. Do you work for Garage Project now? No, I'm just saying if the people are listening. Are you getting paid in free chocolate beer? Because if you are.

If they're listening, I will happily take some chocolate beer. One question because we know that, and I don't mean to be the fun police. Oh, here we go. You know that beer is bad for you? Mm-hmm. Like weight-wise. And so is chocolate. And so is chocolate.

Mm. How much chocolate is in each beer? Is it like having a block of chocolate and a can of beer every time you have a beer? Yeah, well, they are saying it's like one whole block of chocolate. Yeah, right. That's why they only sell hipster beers in a single beer, in a single can at a time. You can only have one at a time, people. Still keen, though.

Keen to try it. July 16, that's when you can get it. Brie and Clint on ZDM. This is what happens for me when I leave the show, Brie. Get home, me and Lucy put on whatever we're watching on Netflix at the moment, and we have dinner in front of the TV. Princess Diaries? No, we're watching The Staircase at the moment.

Oh, well, that took a turn, didn't it? Yeah, no, everyone's watching that. Well, we're re-watching it. Right. Because we watched it originally and now they've done new episodes at the end, but we can't remember. So we're watching The Staircase. Anyway, watch The Staircase on Netflix. Very good. Here is some news that

may change your dinner routine. Why eating in front of the TV is making you fat? Oh, don't tell me that because that's my favourite thing to do. And I'm aware that I may be about to crush one of the few pleasures people have left in life. But this is what science is saying. Why take that away from us?

If you eat while you're watching TV or on your phone or in any way distracted from the meal and the person you're eating with at all. In the bath? Yeah, the bath would be a distraction too. Toilet? What? What about a shower sandwich?

Let's just focus on dinner in front of the TV, shall we? Okay. You are, you on average consume 10% more calories than you need to. Because you're not thinking about the food that's going in, you're not thinking about how much you're eating, and you're not thinking, am I full yet, am I full yet, am I full yet? So the science says if you are distracted while you eat, you are likely to eat 10% more

calories. If I'm watching MKR, I will just shovel it in for a good 45 minutes. It gets worse. Yeah. So they also say that it's going to affect you later on during the day too. So if you have breakfast or lunch distracted while you're on your phone like that, you will

consume 25% more later without realising because you're not making the neural connections and the memories about how much food you ate earlier. You don't think about the fact that you had a full bowl because you were just sort of blindly shoveling it in and you don't go, oh, I don't actually need to eat

because I ate that much before. So they reckon later in the day, if you eat distracted earlier, you'll eat 25% more. You know what? You know what I think? What? God, I hate science. Brie and Clint on ZDM.