ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 13th 2020

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. G'day. Hello, hello. Important avian, avian? Avian question for you. What's avian? Bird-based question. I've never heard that before.

Avian. I think that's the word for it. Like avian flu. It's bird flu. Sounds like you're trying to say avian, but you're getting it wrong. No, I think it's, I don't know. Bird question. Got a bird question for the team.

Avian. Avian. Avian. Av the team Avian Avian Avian Avian You're trying aviation Relating to birds There you go Avian question Got it

If a food says That it's for ducks Can all birds eat it Yes Absolutely That's fine I think so Good

Because I got some duck food And I've been feeding it To all kinds of birds Yeah I think it's fine Chickens Are they liking it The other birds They love it Yeah of course you can. Good, because I got some duck food and I've been feeding it to all kinds of birds. Yeah, I think it's fine. Chickens. Are they liking it, the other birds? They love it. Yeah, of course you can.

But I feel like they'd eat up polystyrene if you gave it to them. That's the issue. Ducks do eat everything. And ducks eat bread as well and bread's bad for them. Yeah, because it blows up in their stomach. Yeah, it swells up too much. We had pet ducks when we were kids. Yeah.

They used to swim in the bath with us. Cute. It was so cute. So when they were little ducklings, they obviously swam in the bath with us cute it was so cute so when they were little ducklings they obviously swam in the bath with us yeah because my it was our cousin's ducks so she lived in brisbane and she got these ducks as a science project yeah to see how i don't know what she really did with them anyway it was for school was it yeah what's the science project and it was something about how they grew or something how fast they'd grow yeah and then she was like oh

what do i do with these six ducks now? And then obviously us country kids, country relatives, we were like, all right, we'll take the ducks. And then, yeah, we used to have them in the bath. It was the best. Did you eat them? No.

That's a great question. No. Well, I didn't want you to eat them, but I knew that that was the outcome that some people would have wanted to know about. No, we used to feed them snails, actually. Snails? They loved it.

Yeah, right. Oh, they just eat them up. Yeah, right. Yeah. We used to go out into the apple trees and scoop them off the trees. You know, I've been feeding these ducks every morning with my daughter, and there's this guy down there every morning at the pond. And I saw him, and I saw him, and then I started bringing food, too. And I was like, is this guy going to get angry that I'm encroaching on his duck turf?

Because he's there with bread and he hand feeds them. And I was like, shit, is this like a turf war situation? So I just struck up conversation with him. And I said, look, I'm not encroaching on your duck pad, am I? And he goes, no, no, no, no, no. The more the merrier. Found out this guy. I thought you were about to say he then turned around and said, duck off.

Yeah, he stabbed me. Yeah. Whoa. Nah, he was fine. And we started talking. This guy's been going to the same park to feed those ducks for 60 years. Whoa. That's cute.

Yeah. Yeah. And he lives across the road. And then I found out he lives across the road from me. How old is he? Well, he went to, oh. 60 years. How old is the dude?

Well, he said he went to primary school. He pointed to the primary school. Yeah. So he may have been going there since he was a kid. So he might be late 60s. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Fascinating, eh? Yeah. And he's like, that there used to be a rubbish dump. I was like, whoa, buzzy. He's like, there, it's a rifle range. Whoa. Yeah. Isn't it weird the things that used to be a rubbish dump?

You know Suncorp Stadium, which is the stadium in Brisbane, which is where the Broncos and stuff. The premier rugby and rugby league stadium. Yeah, where the Broncos play. And it used to be Lang Park. You know that used to be a dump? Lang Park was a dump. Before it was Lang Park, it was a dump.

Buzzy. And then when it was a dump, apparently back in the 40s or something, there was a circus that was travelling through Brisbane and they were in Brisbane and one of their elephants died. I knew you were going to say dead elephants buried there. And one of their elephants died and they buried it

under Suncorp Stadium where they play, the Brisbane Broncos play is a dead elephant. Buzzy. This is good. This is good shit. I've got a stadium fact as well. In Dunedin, because they've got an indoor stadium that you and I went to for that toga party that time,

their former stadium was not on that site. It's called Carisbrook, legendary rugby stadium in New Zealand, and cricket stadium, actually. They played cricket there as well. Bert Sutcliffe is a famous cricketer who died and he was from Dunedin

and I hope I've got the name right someone will correct me if I haven't but I'm pretty sure I've got it right he was cremated he loved the game

in Carisbrook so much that they buried his ashes underneath the pitch on Carisbrook and then they demolished the stadium and they couldn't

find his ashes they were like stadium stadium No And they couldn't find his ashes Oh no They were like Stadium's going Oh no And they couldn't find Oh no So what have they put on top

Is that anything It's like a rest home or something Oh no Well I mean yeah I mean He's at rest Public property

Yeah Got to go Because you go Because you go When you pass You go well put me somewhere Where I'll be forever Which is why I want to just be Scattered into the wind I don't really care where I go So you'll be here Well go, well, put me somewhere where I'll be forever. Which is why I want to just be scattered into the wind.

I don't really care where I go. So you'll be here. Well, I do. I would like to know where I am. Don't scatter me at a former dump or a current dump. Former dump would be fine, not a current dump. Oh, 800 dials at M. Where do you want to be scattered?

I thought you were going to do, where do you want us to scatter Clint's ashes? Oh, no. I was like, phew. No, definitely not. Where would you scatter me? I don't know. Wherever you would put in your will. Okay, I'm going to die right now.

And you hadn't left anything. And I haven't left any information, no. Let me think about this for a second. Ben, do you have any ideas? No, no. It's your job. I've got an idea, but you do your idea and then I'll say it. You're scattering me.

Okay. I've bequeathed you my ashes. All right. I. I've got an idea, but you do your idea and then I'll say it. You're scattering me. I've bequeathed you my ashes. Alright, I think I've got it. In Dan Carter's backyard. Damn, she's good. Yes! Damn, she's good. I knew it! Wait, do we know if this is Dan Carter's forever home? That's a good question. That is a good question. We don't.

We don't. Well, I'll take what I can get. Where are you going to put me, Ben? Under the casino. Under the casino? What, where we park our cars? Oh, where he loves to gamble. Wait, which one, though? But we literally park under the casino. Yeah, that is true.

And yeah, good question, Anastasia. What casino? Because I was thinking, would it be one from his hometown or the Auckland one? There's no casino in Rotorua. I was going to say, is there a casino in Rotorua? There's just pokies. Maybe we could start one for you in Rotorua. There's only one casino in...

In his memory. In all of New Zealand? No, heaps. Where? Christchurch, Queenstown, Hamilton. There's a Sky City in the Tron, yeah. Yeah. Is there? Yeah.

There's a Grimm one in Dunedin, I want to say. Yeah, the Dunedin one. Grimm. Have you guys ever been to the Melbourne one? It's Crown. Oh, that's such a good casino. No, I've been past it. You haven't been in it? Is to the Melbourne one? It's Crown That's such a good casino No I've been past it Is it a big one?

Treat yourself The guy who owns Crown Casino Used to date Mariah Carey I think so He's like big swinging dick in Australia It is fancy I like it better than the one in Sydney. Yeah, right.

And they're building a similar one in Brisbane. You know what's annoying about casinos is when I go there, and I had the same problem when I was in Vegas, you want it to be like Viva Las Vegas and you go in there and everyone's wearing a tuxedo and ladies are wearing a cocktail dress and everyone's like, hey, and you're having a smoke and I'm having a whiskey and it's all fun. There's just dudes in like board shorts and jandals.

That have been there all day. Yeah. It's just kind of sad. It's just kind of sad most of the times. Because they run 24-7 too. Yeah, that's sad. Yeah, because you know, because at the car park we park at, they have that thing where you can put your number plate in and find your car

because people are there for so long and then they're like, where the hell did I park my car? So they can find it and it tells you where it is. My mate had a big gambling problem at the casino once. Did he? Yeah, we started going because it was fun and we all had beginner's luck when we all won at Blackjack. That's what gets you.

So then we buoyed each other along and we were like, let's go to the casino again. It's not a real thing. Let's go to the casino again. And then he started and we were like, okay, we're out of money. We've taken our $100 that we wanted to play with and we've lost all our money let's go or we've won what we want to win let's go home and then it started with i'm gonna stay and then it started um he would stay out later and later and then it would get to the point of hey guys should we go to

the casino and we're like bro it's tuesday and yeah yeah yeah how is he now? Is he okay? He's fine now Is he? But he has an addictive personality Yeah It's not just gambling It's anything you put in front of him It's like He even had an issue with the game Guitar Hero

Because no matter what it is You put it in front of him If he enjoys it That's all he will do Okay here's a question Out of our group of Like our team here Who do you think has the most addictive personality?

We don't know Anastasia that well. Yeah, well, that's true. Or should we rate from... I don't quite understand when people do say that. Like, does that mean you get addicted to the thing you're doing right then at that moment and you stick with it all the time? I guess you can translate it to anything. It's anything, yeah.

I always think it's something that you really instantly enjoy and then for that extended amount of time you just start doing it non-stop. It's like an obsessive personality really, isn't it? Yeah, it's where you can get obsessed with things quite easily and need to do it. Is it you? I've not known you to stick with anything long enough.

Well, not exercise That's for sure I did have something to bring up today I would definitely say I've got an addictive personality Well don't ever Ever try meth That's

Not even once That's a good advice Well don't I was thinking the other day Should I do meth And then I thought better not I light my lightbulbs in the roof That's a good advice. It wasn't on my list. Well, don't. I was thinking the other day. It's good advice. Should I do meth? And then I thought, better not. No, I like my light bulbs in the roof.

You've got quite an addictive personality, though, too. Yeah. Don't lie. Yeah. I've seen it. It can get real bad in you. You got into DJing quite hard for a bit. No, you've got the fire in your belly.

Like, I've seen you where you'd be like Let's go do this Brie what are some examples No I can't talk about that Oh no that was you That thing No there's a few things that I've seen Where you get quite addictive Not going to say you've got a

TAB account I do have a TAB account it's got no money in it I think everyone should it's safe I wasted the last of my money on the blues I'm not going to say you buy a lotto ticket every week

I do not I buy a lotto ticket twice a week exactly but I've anyway this is not about me this was meant to be about Burt Sutcliffe's ashes

yeah what do you need to bring up we need to go yeah let's just go we'll do it tomorrow no bring it up no it's going to

take too long I want to know I had a thing in my calendar today that it's been exactly six months since our first show. And on our first show, you told me to remind you. What do you mean it's been exactly six months? Oh, this year. Oh, right. That you guys actually all didn't have got it on audio.

All your New Year's resolutions. And you told me to bring it up today. No, we do this. This is tomorrow. Yeah, exactly. See, this is what I just. No, this is good. Now we know about it.

I want to see. I want to know. Why don't we do it on the show? Yeah, let's do it on the show. Yeah, exactly. See, that's why I just... No, this is good. Now we know about it. I want to see. I want to know. Why don't we do it on the show? I mean... Yeah, let's do it on the show. Yeah, do it on the show. Do it on the show. Mate, do you know how much frigging content

we have to fill every single day? Don't waste the good shit on the podcast. Oh, this is why I said I don't... Yeah. Yeah, why? Are you saying it's not good enough for the show? This bit is exclusively for dead cricket players, rubbish dumps.

And casinos. And casino chat. I used to play softball at a place called Downey Park, which was in Brisbane, and it was built. That's what it was called. Yeah. And it was built on top of a rubbish tip. So when you dove for a ball or slid into the base,

you needed to get a tetanus shot. Oh, no. Full on. Yeah. Here you go. Here's the podcast. Enjoy it. See you tomorrow. Hello everybody. Welcome to the show. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hello everybody, welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. G'day guys, happy Monday.

Happy Monday. That's interesting about that zucchini news, isn't it? Is it? Yeah, I find it quite interesting. I have a real issue where they bring out stories and they come out all the time where they go, the price of this fruit or vegetable went up this much since last month. And I go, yeah, because fruit and vegetable is seasonal. So of course it costs more or less than it did last month because they're harder or easier to get.

No, I'm still very interested. Every time. You saw me prick up as soon as he was talking about. Yeah, but you've got a background in produce. Yeah, I do. You're from a produce pedigree. I'm already invested very highly. But I also said...

Is courgette a French word? Yes. So what do you call it? Courgette. So not a zucchini? Or a zucchini, yeah. It's got two names. But why does it have two names?

It's like how Americans call capsicums bell peppers. It's just some things have got two names. It's like how... What else? Yeah, what else? Oh, tomato and tomato. Tomato and tomato. Potato and potato.

The kiwi fruit is referred to as the Chinese gooseberry overseas. No, it is a kiwi fruit. No, apparently it's called a Chinese gooseberry. That's where they came from. But it's not a gooseberry. Apparently, we've got no right to claim the kiwifruit as a kiwifruit. But it's called a kiwifruit. Well, apparently it's called a Chinese gooseberry.

I don't actually know. So, wait. So, here's my question. All of our Te Puke listeners and everybody in kiwifruit country, look, I'm not coming for your title or anything. Yeah, stop going for them because... To the Zespri family, I'm sorry. I'm on their side and I find...

So did the people in New Zealand call that fruit the Kiwi fruit? I don't know. Oh, I'm so... I would not speak on a topic that I know not enough about. I'm so invested in any type of fruit or vegetable conversation. We should pick it up on our new podcast. Oh, yes. Produce Podcast.

Pick, pick, pick, pickin'. Pick, pick me. That's the name of our Produce Podcast. The name needs work, but the content is fire. Got a good show coming for you guys today. Special edition, Return of Trash or Treasure. Just for one day, we're going to bring back the game Trash or Treasure. You might remember that.

We're going to play it just before 4 o'clock today. I miss this game. I don't know which game I miss more, Trash or Treasure or your Nina or Pop Diva. Our producer Ben doesn't miss either of them. He hates them. They're very labour intensive. But that's also why I'm glad that it's back. If you would like either of those games to come back full time, text us 9696.

Also, a celebrity attendee confirmed for our Friday Okie Live this Friday in Auckland at Little Easy in Ponsonby. You can RSVP to that party now on our Facebook page on the event there and you can go and see what songs are available on our website, ZM Online. 7.30 at Little Easy in Ponsonby it starts. I'm hoping it's Stan Walker. Yeah, well, keep hoping. Oh, no, I know who it is. Yeah, you already know who it is. Yeah, but I'm still hoping Stan Walker. You should I'm hoping it's Stan Walker. Yeah, well, keep hoping. Oh, no, I know who it is.

Yeah, you already know who it is. But I'm still hoping Stan Walker. You should hope that it's not Stan Walker, otherwise no one else will compete. No, he's not allowed to compete because he's a professional. Okay, cool, but he's just doing a special showcase for us. Exactly. Well, then let's try and get Stan Walker.

Yeah, oh, my God. Can you imagine if Stan Walker rocks up and does karaoke? Would he do a Stan Walker song? That's a great question. Next though, a member of this team revealed a truly disgusting fact about themselves today in our prep meeting. And I feel like that person needs to be held to account. Or is it more common than what we think?

Could be. That's what we're going to try and get to the bottom of. Could be. We're going to delve into someone's eating habits. Yeah, maybe actually. Maybe someone does this as well. Could be more common, yeah. And if it is,

I will eat my words. Oh, I see what you're doing. And then I'll regurgitate them up and I'll spit them onto a cracker and eat them again. But I'll reveal what that disgusting fact is after Lizzo on ZM.

Bree and Clint. I do my hair toss. Check my name. Bree and Clint. We found out something truly disturbing about a member of our team this morning. And I think it's important that we address it as a team because you need to know what sort of people you're listening to. Who are you inviting into your car every afternoon, you know?

Yeah, it was based off a text message I saw on the text message machine this morning, which disturbed me quite a lot. And someone texted this through this morning which disturbed me quite a lot and someone text this through this morning and they said uh my sister used to get shapes and uh she'd chew one and then get another one ready and put the chewed pizza shape on top of a new one so it was like eating a chip with dip on it like some kind of disgusting self-regurgitated shapes pate. Like feeding a baby bird or something. Anyway, I've said this out loud and all of us around the table were kind

of like, what the? And then one person in the team was very confused and was kind of like, wait a minute, is this about me? That's the look she had on her face. And that person was new producer to the show, producer Anast face. And that person was new producer to the show,

producer Anastasia. Yep. Yeah. You can relate to this. I wouldn't have said it if I knew you guys were going to bring it up on air. Well, welcome to the team, mate. Yeah, it's a lovely way. And we appreciate open and honesty,

but it will be rewarded with a public shaming. Just talk us through. So is this what you do with shapes? No, no, no, no. I would only do it because we, mum would buy biscuits from the supermarket. She'd only buy like one nice chocolate one, which we'd eat in the first couple days. And then we were just

left with like super wines and arrow roots. You stay away from arrow root. They're a great biscuit. But a bit plain. No, they're amazing. I actually, I don't, my mum brought it up a few weeks ago and said that she used to find it weird when I do this. And I find

that weird. I don't do that as an adult, but I think my thinking behind it as a kid was that I needed to like zest up the biscuits, the plain ones. Talk us through the zesting process. So you would eat a biscuit, chew it up, and then regurgitate it. Well, tell us if we're wrong, yeah.

And then regurgitate the chewed up arrowroot biscuit onto another arrowroot biscuit and then consume the two together. Is that right? Yeah, I also remember because you'd chew it up. What are you doing? Would you just put regurgitated biscuit onto one biscuit or would you get another biscuit and make like a sandwiched regurgitated Oreo?

You needed like a couple biscuits chewed up to get like a decent spread. But I would never do that. Shapes are amazing on their own and I would never have done that. I don't believe you. Here's the incredible bit about this disgusting revelation is I never knew anybody did this ever and yet in the space of a five minute conversation we found

two people who do do it. There'd be more. Will there? I don't know that there will but we're willing to. I just have never ever thought about doing that. We're willing to find out. Anastasia I will reserve my chance to call you disgusting. Thank you.

Until we find out whether other people do or have done this. Do you do it with steak? Do you chew your steak up? This was when I was like nine years old. I haven't done it since. I've got enough money to buy my own biscuits now. I don't need to have arrow roots like you buy them. This is a real

gross way to start the week, but we're going to ask. Are we going to ask that? Yeah, let's ask it. No, please don't. Does anyone do, if no one does, then we'll move on from this.

But does anyone do Anastasia's disgusting biscuit regurgitating trick? New producer, Anastasia, who now is going to be known as... No, no, you leave her alone. Penguin girl. We can call her Baby Bird. Baby Bird. We'll just

see if anything comes up. And if it doesn't, then we'll just leave it at that, I guess. Brian Clint. We just talked about our new producer, Baby Bird. What we're calling her in her gross habit. Look, Producer Ben, we don't have to revisit this topic. It's a gross way to start the week.

But did anybody call in who does the thing that she does? Yeah, we got maybe one or two calls. Did we really? Yeah, we got a few calls, yeah. To be honest, I don't really want to know. They're actually flooding in. There are so many texts. Oh, no, there's not, Anastasia.

There are so many people like me. There's a community of us. Everyone's got different biscuits. There's crackers. There's choc chips. There's a community of us. Everyone's got different biscuits. There's crackers. There's chopped chips. My favourite text is this one text that says, Just wait until you discover all of Anastasia's other bizarre eating habits. I live with her.

Juliet. Oh, my God. Who also works at the company. You could be rivers of disgusting content for us. We'll just take one call. Amanda, hi. Hi. You listen to, and we haven't repeated what it is yet,

but you listen to what producer Anastasia does with her arrowroot biscuits, and you can relate. Yeah, I eat, like, scotch fingers and, like, tear it up, take it out of my mouth, let it, like, cool down for a bit, and then, like, eat it again. Cool down? down for a bit, and then like eat it again. Cool down? Why is it hot? And then you eat it again.

Why is it hot? It's mouth temperature. Yeah, exactly. Are you remoulding it into a new Scotch finger before you eat it again? No, just like into a ball, and then you like bite into it. It's not a Ferrero Rocher, Amanda. What are you doing? This is the single strangest food eating habit I've ever heard of in my life.

And the fact that there are multiple of you people means... It must be a texture thing. Is that what it is for you, Amanda? Yeah, I think so. Like, it was actually like my birthday. You say my friend got me a whole packet of scotch fingers just so that I could do that. Is this something you keep a secret or you're out and proud about this? No, I'm proud

of it. It's really good. I think everyone should do it. No, I would consider the secret thing if I were you. Yeah, I think it might be a secret. I think that's a secret thing. That would do us, I think. That would do us on that topic. But interesting. There you go. Do you feel less alone, producer Anastasia? I just want to clarify, I do not do this.

I have not done this for years. I am no longer. It was when I was a kid. You're a recovering one of these people. I'm a recovering person. You're a recovering regurgitator. I don't want this to be attached to my name anymore. Recovering regurgitator.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Time game. Welcome to time game, everybody. We've only played this a couple of times. No pun intended. I love this game. Welcome to time game, everybody. We've only played this a couple of times. No pun intended. But, yeah, it's a game of time, skill. It's also a very easy game for, if we get someone on to play,

very easy game to cheat at. So there's a lot of trust involved. You have to pretty much sign a verbal waiver. Yeah, it says you won't cheat. Yes. Basically, you have to try and guess how long 30 seconds is. Without watching

anything. Yeah, so no looking at any clocks whatsoever. And Bree and I are surrounded by clocks too, so we make a pact with each other that we won't cheat. You're not allowed to look at anything. In fact, we maintain eye contact the whole time. You do have right in your peripheral a clock, though. Yeah, I'm like a horse, though.

I've got blinkers on. I'm only seeing you. So it's me versus you versus today, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Where are you right now, Emma? What's your immediate surrounding?

I'm in a greenhouse. You're in a greenhouse? Yes. Right. That's totally not where I would ever pick someone being, but... Are there any clocks out there? No, there are no clocks out in this greenhouse. Do you give us your word, Emma?

I solemnly swear. Okay. All right, you're in the game. We trust you. We believe you. Producer Ben runs an actual stopwatch. Yeah, I've got it here, mate. And today I think Brie can start.

I started last time, but I'll start again. Yep. Okay. I think it's good to start because then you're not I don't have to concentrate for as long. So I'll give you a three second count in. I'll go three, two, one, start, and then I'll hit the timer off. Okay. You've got to guess when 30 seconds

is up, okay? Yep. Three, two, one, go. Okay, okay? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. Okay, Bree's underway. She's doing her best to get to 30 seconds in her mind. She's actually got eyes closed for this version of the time game. Both eyes. A classic Bree move.

Classic Bree move. Last week, I think she got to, she was over last week, wasn't she? No, she was 20, she was actually, oh, yeah, I think she's to She was over last week wasn't she No she was 20 She was actually I think she was about 28 28, 29, 21, 22 Maybe 21, 22, 28, 21, 24 In that zone somewhere in there

Yeah Who knows She has a habit of speeding up her counting When we start yelling Stop Okay Time recorded. God, I never concentrate so hard in my whole life.

Yeah, you're doing well. You're in the zone. Apart from this game. So am I revealing the times at the end? Yeah. At the end, yeah. I'll go next. Okay.

Yeah, count me down. Okay, Clint. Three, two, 1, go. Baby shark, da-da-da-da-da-da. Baby shark, da-da-da-da-da-da. Baby shark, da-da-da-da-da-da. Mama shark. Mommy, mommy shark. I don't even know the words.

It goes from mommy to daddy. Right. And then I think it just goes and goes and goes. To grandfather shark. And then starts all over again. Cousin Barry shark, da-da-da-da-da. Cousin Barry shark Cousin Barry. What happened to that song?

I don't know. I miss it. They need to bring it back, eh? They'll bring something back. Yeah, they'll bring something back. Stop. Yeah, got it. Cool.

All right. That just leaves you, Emma, in the greenhouse. Not a lot of smack talk from you, Emma. You're allowed to do whatever you want. Why, thank you. She was focused. She was focused. Right, Emma,. She was focused. She was focused. Right, Emma, it's your turn.

Are you ready? When you think you've counted to 30 seconds, yell out stop, okay? Okey-dokey. Producer Ben will count you down. Okay, Emma. Three, two, one, go. What do you think Emma grows in that greenhouse? I don't know.

I reckon it could be marijuana. I was going to say I'm pretty sure it's weed. Getting ready for the referendum. When I asked her where she was, she's like, oh, I'm just outside. So she's obviously moved into the greenhouse. Right. A secure, quiet location. Do you know what area of New Zealand she's from?

Great question. It doesn't really matter if you've got a greenhouse. I mean, I know Northland's good for growing weed, but if you have a greenhouse, you can recreate any kind of microclimate. I wonder how many plants she's got in there. Like six, eight, 26, 29. There'll be one of those. Stop.

Somewhere around there. Ooh. Ooh, okay. Producer Ben, please reveal the times for the time game this week. This game is such a simpleton game, isn't it? But I love it. I love it. Our show thrives on being simple.

Yeah. What? Hey, that's why we work. Yeah, keep it simple, stupid. Okay, we'll go in the order of which you guys went for the times. Yeah. That means I've lost. Bree.

Yeah. Your time was 37 seconds. Jesus. 0.73. No! You're getting along. No, I was really close. I won last time.

Well, you counted to 40. I think you got 28 last time. I got 28. Okay, all right, all right. 37 for Bree. Clint. You got 29.87. Oh, that's going to be so hard to beat, Emma. Emma got 30.87.

So wait, so Clint won. Yes! But Emma's on the 30. Yeah. Technically, yeah. Who wins that? Because I was 0.25 away and Emma was 0.8 over. All right.

Yeah. Some could argue that she was on the 30 seconds. Yeah, that's what, yeah. No, no, no. Excuse me. But she was in that. No, excuse me. The game is closest to 30 seconds.

Emma, congratulations on coming second, but close to 30 seconds. Yay, you're the winner, Emma. You're the winner. No. What is in your greenhouse, by the way? Some lilies. Some lilies. Ah, disappointing. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this story has been swirling for a while and there's been videos on social media of Britney Spears that she's been uploading and now there's this hashtag Free Britney that is starting to swirl. What is the whole deal behind this whole thing? Yes, so if you're a fan of Britney and you follow her on social media,

you would have noticed a lot in the comments, hashtag Free Britney. Here's the deal, right? So Britney Spears is under a fan of Britney and you follow her on social media, you would have noticed a lot in the comments, hashtag Free Britney. Here's the deal, right? So Britney Spears is under a lot of control. She's been a part of that conservatorship where her father has controlled her finances and her life for many years now. And people think it's just gotten out of hand. Let me read you a little list. So it sounds playful, but it's actually really serious.

Let me read you some of the things that Britney Spears is not allowed to do. She's not allowed to drive a car, vote, get married, have any more children, spend her own money, see how her money is spent. She gets 30% custody of her children. She can't leave her home, hire a lawyer, control her career, speak about her conservatorship publicly. She's not allowed to do any interviews,

and she's not allowed to on her phone without being monitored. And, Dean, correct me if I'm wrong. This whole thing which the conservatorship or whatever it is, I've never really heard of it before, but it's where her dad pretty much has control over her whole life, was with that whole stuff, all that big drama that happened in 2006 where she obviously went through a pretty horrific thing and that's when he took over her life, correct?

Correct. So that's when she shaved her head, it all went downhill. he took over her life, correct? Correct. So that's when she shaved her head. It all went downhill. He took over her finances. He even took over her controlling her medical life. So like everything in terms of medical, he was in control of that. She didn't even have to say over that. And it's been going on for a very, very long time.

And there's even a rumor that, I don't know how true it is, but there's a rumor that, you know, she went back into that mental facility about for 30 days, maybe a few months ago or maybe six months ago. They reckon it happened because she left the house and she went, there's rumours that she went to like an In-N-Out burger or something and she left and her boyfriend just kind of rebelled and that is what sent her in there.

So there's a really dark side to it and that's why fans are hashtagging Free Britney. They want her freed. And, Dean, correct me if I'm wrong, but the reason why her dad got control over all of those things and pretty much her whole life in the first place is because she wasn't mentally fit to do that herself. But then, obviously, he's never let her go

and he's still controlling her now. But then she continues and he continues to make her work. She's done, I mean, been a judge on America's Got Talent. She's done tours. She's released albums. So she continues to work even though he still has control and says that she's not really that well. Exactly.

She did the Vegas show. She made $178 million from that Vegas show, $178 million. You know, straight after she first went into a medical facility, very, very shortly after she did the circus tour, which grossed $50 million. So he's, yes, exactly. He's had her working the whole time, yet alleging that she's too incapable of running her own life.

But we still wanted to sing, dance, work, work, work, work, work. Fascinating. Her social media is a very interesting thing to follow at the moment because she is uploading on that and she's uploading raw and she's uploading some strange stuff too. Yeah. And I think it's just so sad. Like I really feel for her. I honestly do. Yeah. Keep us

updated on that one please, Dean. That is the latest with Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trash. All treasure. We're going to give you three items. You have to tell on Zedding. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trash or treasure? We're going to give you three items. You have to tell us whether they're trash

under $5,000 or treasure worth over $5,000. Yeah, we're bringing it back because you found something over the weekend which is pretty cool. Yeah, this is really cool. This was deemed to be pretty much the most expensive video game ever in existence

after a copy of Super Mario Brothers went to auction. And I'm not going to say how much it sold for. No, because the person who's going to try and figure that out is Chris. Hey, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi. So trash or treasure, you're going to hear about an item and then you're going to tell us whether you think that's trash

worth under five grand or treasure worth over five grand, okay? Yep. All right, okay? Yep. All right, here we go. Here comes that first one, that video game that Bree was talking about. This is the earliest sticker-sealed Super Mario Bros. Nintendo game. The earliest printer still sealed of Super Mario Bros. in existence. This one also happens to be an incredibly high grade. Even if the other ones are found,

there's no way it's going to come close to this condition. So they reckon it's the oldest unopened copy of the Super Mario Brothers. Yeah, the highest graded at a 9.4 out of 10. Do you think that's trash or treasure? Anything unopened is usually worth more if I'm going with treasure. You're absolutely correct, because Bree is going to reveal the price for that one It's sold for over $100,000 at auction

So Damn Whoever didn't take that out of the box Good work Okay, you're one up Let's go give you another item I've got a $5 New Zealand note here Signed by Ed Hillary

As you probably know Ed Hillary was the first person to climb Mount Everest. He's the only live person to actually put on a New Zealand note. Wow. Okay. There we go. Now, I reckon Sir Edmund Hillary would have been asked to sign so many $5 notes in his lifetime. Isn't it illegal?

To sign money? Yeah. I don't know. Defacing money. And bear in mind, Chris, it has to be worth at least $5 because it is $5. Very true. Do you think a signed Sir Ed is trash or treasure? I'm going to go with trash on this one.

Trash worth under $5,000. I think it's quite $5,000 maybe. That is blasphemy, but let's find out. $235. $235. You're absolutely right. Well done. Hey, better than $5. Yep. And one more item.

Let's give it to you for Trash or Treasure today. Oh, this is your guitar? Yes. Okay. It's a 1961 Fender Stratocaster. It's in pretty damn good shape. I've worked on records with Nancy Sinatra and Petula Clark, Tom Jones. It's Not Unusual.

All right. So were you like a studio musician? I was. I was. From 1958 until about 1983. All right. A Fender Stratocaster guitar that allegedly worked on Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual. Trash or treasure, Chris?

I feel like that's one of those really high-end brands, so I'm going with treasure. Treasure. Seems like a pretty simple one to guess. Let's have a look. You take 50 grand for it. Whoa! Well, congratulations, Chris.

You got three from three in the return of trash or treasure, so you've won. Do we have a prize for Chris? Yeah, we're going to find Chris. You've won a signed Sir Ed. Cool, awesome. Problem is it's signed by me. Your name's not Ed.

Brie and Clint. Check, check, check, check. One, one, one, two, one, two, one, one. Brie and Clint. Friday Okie Live. This Friday is the first ever Friday Okie Live. We're going on tour around New Zealand with this where you can come down and sing and maybe win $500 cash.

Yeah, that's right. It's a chance for you guys to give Friday Okie a go and we'll all be there and it'll be a good night. 7.30 at Little Easy in Ponsonby this Friday. I get a message on Friday night from a pretty big deal who wants to attend Friday Okie Live. You'll know him from TVNZ's Breakfast. Also, he was ever so briefly

on Celebrity Treasure Island. Welcome to the show, Maddie McLean. Hi, Maddie. Ever so briefly? I knew you. How dare you? Yeah, that was rude, Clint. He was there for at least a good week and a half.

You weren't top four, were you? No, I wasn't top four. All right, thank you. It was a year ago. Let it go. Let me read you these messages that I got from Maddie on Friday night. Hey, Clint, can I come along to your party on Friday? To which I said, hell yes, please do, but you have to sing a song.

Will you sing a song for us? And he said, oh, I'll sing. And then he followed it up with, I say this after having had a couple of glasses of wine though. So we've just got you on today, Matty, to confirm in the cold light of day. Are you still planning to attend and are you still planning to sing? I'm definitely planning on attending, but the singing was absolutely a result of a few wines on Friday night

but maybe Matty if you're there on Friday night and you have a few wines you'll be in that same kind of mindset let's take it as a yes for now and we wanted to give you the chance to dibs a song like if you say on here now what song you're going to do,

no one else can take that song. We'll let you bags it. Yeah, right. Okay. Okay. I am easily persuaded, especially after a while or two. So I'll bags my song now then, shall I? Yeah, come on.

Let's get it to us. Can you tell us first what the song means to you? It means a lot to me. And you two know me quite well. Come on, let's get it to us. Can you tell us first what the song means to you? It means a lot to me. And you two know me quite well. And so I know you'd be thinking a song that would resonate with me would be something from like ACDC or Guns N' Roses or something like that because that's just the kind of guy I am. Something very masc.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to change tack and go for something that would absolutely surprise you. Right. I'm going to go with this song. Maddie. You know that's one of my all-time favourite pop songs ever. It's an absolute banger.

And Christina Aguilera genuinely does mean a lot to me. I used to choreograph a lot of dance routines for her songs. I mean, and you haven't set the bar very high with that one either, so that's good. Matty, I love it. And I'd love you to get up there and really crush this performance. What are your thoughts if I can find you a pair of arseless chaps in a bikini top? Is that, would that really?

You don't need to find me any of those, Clint. I've got them in my wardrobe. I was going to say, you can borrow mine. I've got them on demand. Well, okay. Look, it's done. It's yours. It's locked in this Friday night at Friday Okie Live.

The first one in Ponsonby in Auckland. Maddie McLean will be taking on the Christina Aguilera classic, Dirty. I can't wait. Is it a solo performance or are there dancers involved as well? Well, I'll see what I can do, but you guys owe me a wine, right? If I'm getting out there,

you guys have got to plaster me with some vino's before. Don't worry, we'll get you well lubricated. And I want to see those classic X-Tina moves, you know, where she drops it real low. That would be really nice too. There you go, Maddie McLean's song is locked in. We're wondering this afternoon, even if you're not able to attend this Friday, what's your go-to karaoke song?

Everyone has one. Everyone's got their go-to karaoke song. Everyone who's done karaoke will have a song where they're like, I know I can perform this and get the crowd going. That's my go-to every time. We'd love to know from you guys this afternoon. So we would want you to call us now on 0800DIALSATIM

or text us to 9696. I've got mine and you've got yours. We can reveal those next too. What is your go-to karaoke song? Is anyone brave enough to take on a Lady Gaga song live on our Friday Okie Live tour? Starts this Friday in Ponsonby and

we're just talking, we're spitballing good karaoke songs here. There's always classics that people get up and do because one, they're good sing-alongs so the crowd gets behind you so you know it's safe. I wouldn't call the song that Maddie McLean from TVNZ has just locked in a karaoke classic, would you?

Although it is a song that's a crowd pleaser for sure. He said he'll be attending this Friday in Ponsonby to sing this. And I can see it too. Hard song to sing. Yeah, but I can see him really. He'll own it He'll give it 110% Actually I know what your go to karaoke song is

Because I've seen you do it before Yeah it's the only one I can do And it's because it requires no singing That's why Yeah so I always do Baby Got Back I've got all my moves down pat now She gets really aggressive when she does it too. That's what the song is.

It's aggressive. Yeah, yeah. Don't stand too close, especially in the era of COVID. There's quite a lot of spit that comes out when Brie does this. Always a crowd pleaser. See, I'm thinking about you and me and I'm thinking a duet. I'm thinking that we should get up there and do Friday Okie together this Friday. That's why I'm suggesting.

We have had a little bit of success doing songs together, haven't we? Yeah, I know. We did this song together so I think we should do it again. Dolly and Kenny. No, you did well. I crashed and burned. Well, you can be Kenny this time if you want. And I'll be Dolly. This song is deceivingly hard,

I reckon. Yeah, right? But I love it. What are other people planning on doing on the night? Julie's here. Hey, Julie. Hi, Jules. Hi. Hi.

What's your go-to karaoke song, Julie? My go-to would be Pat Benatar, Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Classic karaoke, and I love it. Where do you live, Julie? Wellington. Wellington. Wellington. We're going to be in Wellington from Friday, Oki.

On the 7th of August, what are the chances of you coming along and busting out a Pat Benatar? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Right. Right. She's not keen. That was the most on the fence.

Oh, God, if I had to. Non-committal. There's $500 up for grabs, Julie. Yeah. Oh, the most on the fence. God, if I had to. Non-committal. There's $500 up for Graeme's, Julie. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. A few rums and I'll be all keen, mate. Yeah, girl. Okay. I reckon she would own it. Sounds like with a couple of, you know, bourbons. Yeah, right. Julie would just come to life.

Dylan, hi. Hi, Dylan. Hi, guys. We're handing you the karaoke microphone. What is the song that you are plugging into the machine? Well, my go-to karaoke song would have to be Journey, Don't Stop Believing. It's got a very long build, this song. It does build for a while.

You've got to find a way to keep the crowd entertained for quite a while before the song really starts peaking. But Dylan, if it's your song, I back you, man. Well done. Good choice. On the text machine, a couple of great suggestions coming through. Tina Turner, Proud Mary. We'll keep on turning.

Proud Mary, keep on turning. Also former TVNZer Brodie Cain's go-to karaoke song. We've seen her bust that out a few times. Maybe she'll make an appearance at the Christchurch Friday Oki and come and do that for us. I hope so. I've heard she's keen, so can't wait to see if she does come. What about someone else texts this through.

Angels by Robbie Williams all day. They said. I'm loving angels. This is a good single. That's good because the whole crowd gets involved. Doesn't it? And that's the key, I think. Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. Was there any more that came through on the text that you grabbed? Yes, you said you wanted to do the Britney Spears one. Oh, yes, this one, yeah. I'm dancing in a love rock and roll This is, of course, the Joan Jett version. We don't have the Britney Spears version in the system. No, we don't.

Which that song was massive, so... Magically vanished. Jacob, take us out, mate. If we handed you the Friday Oaky microphone, what's your go-to song? There's a few of them there, mate, but the go-to is Hakuna Matata, or I can think.

Hakuna Matata. I don't think I've ever seen someone do this at karaoke. Also, this is a duet, Jacob. This is... No, I can do both. You can do both, okay. Can you do both voices? All right, well, we'd love to see you in Ponsonby this Friday, Jacob. We're going to Auckland, Hamilton, Wellington, Christchurch and Dunedin

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And what it is, is the RealPod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. If you don't listen to our show past five o'clock, you probably haven't ever heard of Birthday Banger, but it's where you guys get to call up and we figure out what song was number one on your 16th birthdays, and then we play the best one out of three people. It's a great time to get you home. But last week there was a particular song that we played in Birthday Banger and it was Katy Perry's Firework. Yeah, went off.

Split decision, actually. Neither of us picked it. And then producer Ben suggested that we go with it. We were like, decision, actually. Neither of us picked it. And then producer Ben suggested that we go with it. We were like, yeah, actually, great choice, Ben. Which we hadn't heard in a long time. Yeah. And, of course, it kind of triggered me because I hadn't heard that line that's right at the start of the song about the plastic bag.

This one. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Drifting through the wind Wanting to start again Just a really strange lyric, in my opinion. People do get upset about that metaphor. Which, I mean, it doesn't really worry me that much. But I'm just like, oh, it's a bit weird.

No, do you? What? Ever feel like a plastic bag? No. Drifting through the wind? No. Wanting to start again? Plastic bags are really light and I don't think I ever feel like that. Okay, well fair enough. So it got me thinking about other lyrics and songs that don't really

make sense to me and I've pulled a few out. This one definitely stands out from Shakira. I just picture her. The lyric is, lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. I just picture her sitting down, writing that song, going, oh, you know what we could compare my goodies to?

Mountains. I just think of all the women who have had their breasts confused with mountains. And then if they got into a relationship with a mountain biking boyfriend, like what if he showed up to the bedroom with his bike and helmet on one time? It's, you know, it's confusing.

If only I didn't have like a Shakira rack, then I would never have had this problem in the first place. It's just not something that happens in everyday life. You know? You know, I don't think my boobs have ever been confused with mountains. Hopefully Shakira never gets together with a cross-country skier because then he might confuse them for just an open. And he does a downhill.

Yeah, yeah. Downhill down the front of her. Zigzag around each nipple. Oh, watch out, there's the belly button. What's that one where they hit all the bumps? Yeah, the slalom. Yeah, that's a bad time. So that one's really confusing. Oh, he's going there's the belly button. What's that one where they hit all the bumps? Yeah, the slalom. Yeah, that's a bad time. So that one's really confusing.

Oh, he's going into the belly of death. Yeah, look out. Through the sternum, look out. This song from the Spice Girls, obviously one of the most iconic songs in my growing up, but I never really understood this particular line. If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends. Making love's forever.

Friendship never ends. I don't really get it. Which part? It doesn't make sense. If you want to be my lover. Yeah. So, okay, so let's put ourselves in a Spice Girls position. Okay, right.

Which one are you? It's a woman. So, I'm talking to, say, I'm like dating you. So, you're a Spice Girl. So I'm talking to, say I'm like dating you. So you're a Spice Girl. And I'm saying to you, if you want to be my lover. Yeah, I don't. Well, no, but if you did. Oh, hypothetically.

Yeah. And then they say, you got to get with my friends. So that means you need to get with Ben, producer Ben. Well, no, in this scenario, you're a Spice Girl. Oh, so you need to get with. And you're Scary Spice. One of the other Spice Girls. So I have to get with.

Like, I'm just thinking in, like, everyday life, I'm never going to go out to the person I'm interested in and go, hey, if you want to make this work, then you need to get with my best friend. And you have to hook up with Big Gorgeous Gay Al. Yeah. Like, that's what I, I need that commitment from you. Yeah, cool. All right, yeah.

I don't get that. You convinced me, yeah, no good lyric. Amazingly massive pop song, not a good lyric. No, not the best. What about this huge song from Journey and this lyric? Don't get it. Just a city boy born and raised in South Detroit. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand that. What a city boy born and raised in South Detroit. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't understand that. What's to get about it? South Detroit isn't a place. Oh, is it not? No, that's Canada. Oh. South of Detroit is Canada.

Wait, isn't it South... Okay, all right. Born and raised in South Detroit. Yeah, right, okay. Maybe I'm wrong. This is just what is... You know, I've never looked that geographically at the lyrical content of Journey's

Back catalogue, but there's something I can do in the future. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I guess North Detroit didn't have as much of a ring to it. No. Maybe. And then I want to finish with one of my favourites. It's this classic lyric from Pitbull. Now watch me make a movie like

Albert Hitchcock. Enjoy me. Don't get it. Watch me make a This classic lyric from Pitbull. Don't get it. Watch me make a movie like Alfred Hitchcock. He doesn't say Alfred. He says Albert. Take another listen. Really? You have a listen.

It's Alfred Pitbull. Everyone knows that. Not Pitbull. Brie and Clint. Oh my God. What? No way! I can't believe that happened. Oh my God, no! Are you f***ing kidding me?

Brie and Clint's Cliffhanger. Cliffhanger is our segment where you hear three quarters of a story from someone and then three possible endings. One is the correct ending and the other two have been written by Bree and I. In a very short amount of time. Yeah, neither of us know the correct ending

or which is the other person's ending as well. That's your job to try and figure that out. And if you can, you will steal Hannah's free mobile fuel voucher. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, guys. All right, when you're ready,

tell us three quarters of your cliffhanger. Okay, so. Hi, Hannah. Hi, guys. All right, when you're ready, tell us three quarters of your cliffhanger. Okay, so when I was four years old, we were at a family friend's for this big party. There were heaps of people there, lots of kids, and we were playing mucking around. I fell down and rolled down three different flights of stairs. I was obviously very shaken up and my mum carried me through the house. She wanted to take me out the front just to check Whoa. Producer Ben has the possible endings. front stairs and broke her leg plus dropped her ending number two just then an eagle swooped down grabbed her in its claws and flew away it took six hours for the firefighters to retrieve me from the eagle's nest up a tall tall pine tree well i wonder whose that is ending number three my mum then tripped down the outside stairs and I fell a further flight of stairs. Right.

So, three possible endings but really only two possible endings. I think two. I think we can disregard one. I think we can disregard two. Why? Because I think there's only one of those that's correct. Yeah, that's the game.

Here, with the chance to steal Hannah's mobile fuel is Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, guys. Now, let's differentiate these endings because two of them are quite similar. However, one involves a broken leg.

Is that the difference between the two? Would you agree, Bree? I think so, yeah. Yeah. So ending one, break the leg, you and mum fall down more stairs. Ending two, tall, tall tree, eagle's nest. I think you can rule that one out, Jess. Hey, hey, hey, don't try to influence Jess.

If it was me, Jess, I feel like that one is definitely not it. Don't influence Jess. What do you think, Jess? And ending three, just fell down the stairs, no broken leg. Correct. All right, Jess, when you're ready, what's the correct ending to Hannah's cliffhanger? I think it must be ending number one

because that is a lot of flight of stairs to fall down. For option three, there would be four flights, and that's just too much. Okay. Ending one, the ending with the broken leg. Hannah, what's the correct ending to your cliffhanger? Ah, Jess, you've got it right. Hannah, can I ask, was it you that broke your leg

or your mum broke her own leg? My mum broke her own leg and then she didn't just simply drop me, but I actually then fell into a concrete wall and I have a massive scar next to my right eye. Whoa. It's like 30 years later. That's the worst party you've ever been to. It was.

I think it worked then. So did the eagle feature in the story at all? Yeah. Absolutely not. No. Okay. Right. I wonder who wrote the eagle one.

We'll never know. We'll never know. Jess, congratulations. You've stolen Jess's mobile fuel like an eagle. Nice work, Jess. I'm glad she's okay. Yeah, we're glad she's okay. Is Mum okay, Hannah?

She's fine these days. Yeah, it was a while ago. Yeah, right. Good point. Good to know. Broken legs, apparently. They heal in eight weeks or so. Brilliant claim. Yeah, at least in 20 years, right Broken legs, apparently. They heal in eight weeks or so. Brilliant claim.

Yeah, or at least in 20 years, right? Yeah, surely. Make it a moment. See you. Just wanted to share a bit of a funny story from the weekend that one of my flatmates actually told me he found himself in this situation. So on Friday night, he decided he was going to go out, have some drinks with the boys

You know, get a bit tiddly Yeah, right So he's gone out, he's had a few drinks Got on the lemonades And he's wandered home or he's caught an Uber home At about, I think it was about 11 o'clock Oh, not bad for a Friday night So not too bad

Got home pretty early Then in his current state He decided he was going to order a pizza. Delicious option. Great. Also, great message to send. Don't drink and fry. Exactly. Order in.

He was like, no, I'm home early enough. I'm going to order a pizza from Domino's. Treat yourself. So he's gone to the Domino's. Treat yourself. So he's gone onto the Domino's website and for anyone who's used their website you can put in the date and the exact time that you want the pizza delivered. Oh, can you do it like...

Yeah, so you can do it in advance if you want to. Oh, that's a life hack. Yeah. So there could be a pizza waiting for you when you get home. Exactly. Brilliant. Which I think he might have even done that in the Uber on the way to go home. Okay, I like it. So he was like, it'll be there pretty much when I get there.

Yeah. Anyway, so he's sitting there, he's decided to turn on Star Wars and he's waiting for this pizza and no pizza turns up and then, of course, he falls asleep. Oh. Fell asleep in front of the TV. I do this if I am ever away and I order room service. You know, you get home, get in the comfy bed, order room service, and the next day there's four cold club sandwiches outside the door.

And you're like, damn it. I love a club sandwich. Anyway, so he's fallen asleep and he's woken up in the morning and he was like, oh, no. My pizza. My pizza never arrived. No one knocked on the door. I might have heard it, no. My pizza. My pizza never arrived. No one knocked on the door. I might have heard it.

Yeah. No pizza. Anyway, so he went back to the Domino's website and to his email to check. If it ever arrived. If the pizza ever arrived. Yeah. That's when he realised that he'd ordered it for 11.30am on Sunday morning. Oh, no.

Oh. Because I thought this was going to have a happy ending, that he'd ordered it for 11.30am Saturday. No, no. So that he could wake up hungover on the Saturday and then there would be a pizza arrive for him. It was a happy ending for all of us other flatmates because we ate it on Sunday morning.

Bree and Clint. Over the weekend, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith went and did the Red Table Talk, which is Jada's Facebook television show, isn't it? Yeah, it's where she pretty much spills the tea or people come to the table to spill the tea. It's where Jordan, the one who allegedly hooked up with Khloe Kardashian's baby daddy Tristan

Thompson who was Kylie Jenner's best friend she went to the red table. Yeah. After that whole thing went down. She gets some scoops. Yeah. Like she gets the stuff. And that was the first interview she did. Yeah. After that. And she just puts it out on Facebook. Yeah. So the scandal now

is around the host Jada Pinkett Smith, who last week we found out was in a – because we thought she's still married but then she's in a relationship with another guy. So I think the story was is that there's all these things that swirl around about their relationship, had been for a long time, that they've got an open relationship. Jada explores that and she has, you know, relationships

with other men and that kind of thing and then pretty much I think she wanted to get to the bottom of the whole thing and come out and say the truth. In her words and their words. So anyway here's the scoop. Here's what they revealed at the weekend. You and I were going through a very difficult time.

Yeah. And we decided I was done with your ass. Yeah you kicked me to the curb. I was done with you. We decided that we were going through a very difficult time. Yeah. And we decided... I was done with your ass. Yeah, you kicked me to the curb. I was done with you. We decided that we were going to separate for a period of time and you go figure out how to make yourself happy and I'll figure out how to make myself happy. Well, at that particular point in time, it was indefinite.

So they fully separated and no one knew. And so when she's dating this other guy, they're like, oh, so you do have an open relationship. But in actual fact, they had separated from each other and they can do whatever they want because they're separated and nobody realised. In the end, they've ended up getting back together after spending time apart from each other.

Yeah, and she might have had a relationship with this guy and Will Smith, I'm sure, did what he wanted to do. And then in the end, they realised that they wanted to get back together. So arguably, separating from each other and going and seeing other people may have saved their marriage. Yeah. It may have been the thing that actually put their relationship back together. Which, you know what, I don't think is super uncommon at all.

Do you reckon? No way, because, I what, I don't think is super uncommon at all. Do you reckon? No way, because I mean, I think time apart, it'll either make you realise that you don't want to be with that person, or you will have that realisation. The heart, yeah, what is it? What's the saying? The heart wants what the heart wants. No. The heart will go on. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. See, I always imagined, because you hear about this all the time, you go, let's take a break and come back to this later. And I've always thought that that is just a softer and slower way

of just delaying the inevitable. You're going, we need to break up. We both realise we need to break up. None of us want to say that we need to break up. So let's just say we're having a break. I think it can definitely be that. But then I also think there is relationships where people are like, we need to see if this is really going to work. Let's have some time apart and realise, you know, make ourselves happy again before we can make each other happy. Do you think it works for couples who have been together like forever,

like since high school type thing and they go, we've never seen anybody else. We don't know, you go, we don't know what else is out there. Yeah, I think it does. You think that can work?

I think it can work, yeah. And then they go, so they go out and they see the big wide world and then they end up back together. Yeah, it's like a, you know, like a gap year.

Like, yeah. Yeah, it's like a gap year. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a gap year. Like what Amish people do when they leave the farm for a year or so. Is that what it's called? Yeah. And so you have like a relationship rumspringer. A relationship rumspringer.

Yeah, pretty much. Right. Fascinating. You know what? I think obviously society obviously has created this kind of thing where it's like you need to be together 24 7 all the time forever and ever and ever yeah but I think if this works for you and obviously it worked for Will and Jada because now they're happy again yeah then do that but then obviously it's not for everyone and I mean if you think that your relationship is worth saving then why wouldn't you give it a go? Give it a go. You go, like

Jada says there, they were done with each other but they know at their core there's something worth salvaging. So I guess it's worth trying a trial separation. And only if both people agree to the same terms. Yeah. Here's a question for you this afternoon listening. And it's

a personal one. So if you do want to share, we will be appreciative. What saved your relationship? What was the thing that you guys did? You guys are on the rocks. You're basically done. At the point where you're like, let's finish this.

Yeah, but you think there's something worth salvaging. So you change something. You do something. You put something into your relationship or you take something out of your relationship. And it was actually the making of you guys. It saved you. Could be that you took the TV out of the bedroom. Could be that you took the TV

out of the bedroom. It could be something simple like that because I mean that's related to something else and you know, whatever. It could be that you stopped hanging out with a certain friend that your partner hated and maybe you were willing to do that for them and it saved your relationship. We'd love to know this afternoon. Phone lines are open on 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696.

What saved your relationship? Bree and Clint. What saved your relationship is the question this afternoon. Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith have revealed that they broke up and that is what may have saved their marriage. They separated for about 18 months, they were saying. Yeah, which that kind of went undetected because obviously they wanted to keep it private,

which I think they probably just knew that they needed time apart and they were going to get back together, maybe. They did say that they thought they were done with each other. And Jada said that Will did not give her new boyfriend permission. You know, the only person that can give permission in that particular circumstance is myself. Yes. Which is so true. She didn't

need it. They were separated. But also, you don't need permission. Like, you don't, it's her, you don't get, he doesn't own her, is the thing. No! You can tell, though, from watching that Red Table talk, if you haven't seen it, you should have a little look at it. Will Smith does not want to be there. I think he just likes to keep

obviously that stuff private and they have kept it private for a long time. Can you imagine? It's so hard the whole world knowing your business. Everybody else just thought their relationship worked and he was happy with that. They had problems like everybody else does but he didn't need all that out there. He was happy just to do

movies and not talk about their intermarital romances. On Facebook. He just doesn't want to out there. No. He was happy just to do movies and not talk about their intermarital romances. On Facebook. He just doesn't want to be there. Anyway, we've asked you what saved your relationship. What's the thing that you did? Holly's here.

Hi, Holly. Hi. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks, Holly. What saved your relationship? Well, so not long ago, me and my partner,

we split up because he was having trouble just with it himself. And there was nothing like nothing wrong with our relationship. Like we had the odd argument as couples do, but he struggled so hard to decide what he wanted in life. And so me and my, well, his partner and I suggested him to go to counselling and it did wonders for him. Like, it gave him such a clear mind and, like, over time, obviously, I just wanted to give him his space and, like, respect his decision

because you can't force someone to be with you. Wait, wait, wait. You said his partner? Oh, sorry, his mum. His mum. Oh! Holly, I was like, you glossed over that detail. I thought you were in a throuple for a minute.

And I was like, oh, that's fair, obviously, yeah. Counselling. People talk about counselling, but I don't know anyone who actually goes to relationship counselling. So that's fascinating to hear that it can actually work. I've been to couples counselling. I know you have. With an ex-radio co-host.

Yeah. So not with a partner. No. But someone you were in a relationship with. Yeah, kind of. A radio relationship. And we did it for a radio bit, like as in it'd be funny. Yeah.

And we actually got so much out of it. Was it good? It was actually really good, yeah. Right. We learned a lot about each other and you just kind of, I think you just air everything that's kind of getting on your nerves and then you talk about it. How come you never take a meter counselling?

We can go if you want. No, actually. You can pay. That was an empty request. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. What saved your relationship? Hey, so me and my partner broke up for I think about six months. Why anonymous? Things just didn't feel right. We were arguing a lot and we kind of both came to the decision that it was the best thing for us.

Yeah. And we stayed really good friends. We saw each other literally almost every day. And we started seeing other people. And then that was when he was like, oh my gosh, I'm having an epiphany. This is wrong. We need to be together. We've got so much history.

We can't throw this away. And yeah, so we got back together and we are getting married in January. Oh, congratulations. That's massive. A little bit of jealousy goes a long way, maybe. He didn't know how good he had it until someone else had it. Or a realisation, maybe. He's like, actually, I love that.

That's the thing that I want. I want that bat. Yeah. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. No, that's mine. That's mine.

Get off that. Robert, hi. Hi, how's it going, guys? Good, thanks, Robert. No, that's mine. That's mine. Get off that. Robert, hi. Hi, how's it going, guys? Good, thanks, Robert. What saved your relationship? Before COVID, my partner distant me by not messaging me and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And I thought everything was over and I went on Tinder, found someone else,

and I accidentally added them on Facebook. And then she went and put a hot emoji on Tinder, basically on Facebook. And then my girlfriend said, what the hell is this? And those two started chatting. And then she just made me out like a complete dick. And now we're back together, you know, we're 10 times stronger. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

How do you accidentally add a hot girl on Facebook to just saying accidentally. Come on. A hot girl on Facebook did not potentially make your ex jealous at all. It was an accident. I slipped and I fell. Exactly. The best bit about this, Robert, is you're suggesting that going on Tinder saved your relationship.

Kind of. Yeah, it did. It's made us ten times better. Honestly, it's made us ten times better. Yeah. Wow. No, I love that, Rob. Good for you, mate.

And you know what? Whatever works, right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Do you want to give a shout-out to one of your girlfriends on the radio right now? Or both. Yeah, Bree. Oh, I love you, mate.

Well done. Thank you for calling us. Good to talk to you again, actually, Rob. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Three people, what was top in the charts on their 16th birthdays? Well, we're about to answer that. Debbie's here. Hi, Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Hi. How are you going? Not too bad, thanks.

You have a good weekend? My seven-year-old has made me call. What's your seven-year-old's name? My name is Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hi, thanks. You have a good weekend? My seven-year-old has made me cool. What's your seven-year-old's name? My name is Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Dylan. And Debbie, don't sound so excited to be here, okay? He's not even going to know this song, whatever it is.

You don't know. You never know. You don't know. I think Dylan sounds like he loved the songs from the 90s. We'll see. What's your birthday, Debbie? 5th of May, 1974. All right, you were 16 in 1990 on the 5th of May.

And Debbie, this is your birthday banger. No. No. So here's a question. Dylan, have you ever heard that song before? No. That's all right, Dylan. It's the fun of calling up.

Madonna and Vogue. Let's get one on for Philippa. Hey, Philippa. Hi, Philippa. Hi. How are you going? I'm good today. How are you?

Yeah, not too bad. What's your birthday, Philippa? It's the 27th of August, 1992. All right. You were 16 in 2008 on the 27th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Banger. Rihanna, Disturbia from 2000.

Is that from 2000? Is that 12 years old? 2008. 2008, and I'm pretty sure that song was attached to the film with Shia LaBeouf. Yeah, I remember the movie as well, right? Do you like it, Philippa? I'm not a fan. Not a fan?

Of hers in general? Just a fat song. Just a fat song. Fair enough. Ethan. Hi, Ethan. Hello, mate. How are you? Good, how are you? Not too bad. That's good Okay. Ethan. Hi, Ethan. Hello, mate. Hey, how are you?

Good. How are you? Not too bad. That's good. What's your birthday, Ethan? 7th of February, 1999. All right. You were 16 in 2015 on the 7th of Feb.

And in 2015, this had a number one hit. Yes. That's a good birthday banger, Ethan. Do you love that? That's a banger. That's a banger, man. Yeah. Probably, I'd say, definitely my favourite Bruno Mars song. And probably the biggest song of 2015 as well.

Yeah, it was huge. Huge. Massive. Okay, you've got a good one. Wait there, man. We've got Madonna, we've got Rihanna, and we've got Bruno Mars. What does your gut say for Birthday Banger today? Uptown funk still gets played.

It does. That's the only, like... Yeah. It's out of Rihanna and Madonna for me, and I think it's Rihanna. I think it's Rihanna too. Yeah, we're going to go Disturbia? Yeah, Rihanna, Disturbia. Let's do it.

The winner of Birthday Banger today, even though she doesn't like it. Sorry, Philippa. Sorry, you won. That's okay. Here you go. Straight out of 2008, Birthday Banger, Rihanna Disturbia on ZM. Bree and Clint. No more gas in the red. Can't even get started. Nothing heard, nothing said. Can't even speak about it.

All my life, all my head. Don't wanna think about it. Feels like I'm going insane, yeah. It's a thief in the night to come and grab you. It can creep up inside you and consume you. A disease of the mind, it can't control you. So if you're not smart, tell me why This morning's in dystheria It's like the darkness is the light Dystheria

And I'm scared of you tonight Dystheria Ain't used to what you like Dystheria Dystheria Thank you. The phone don't even ring I gotta get out, oh, figure this shit out It's too close to comfort, oh It's a thief in the night to come and grab you It can creep up inside you and consume you

A disease of the mind, it can't control you I feel like a monster, oh Come on, you're right in line Yeah, when you're sitting, you're one of a kind I feel like a monster It's like the darkness is the light You stir me up And I'm scared of you tonight You stir me up I'm used to what you like What you like You stir me up You stir me up.

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I liked it. It's quite scary. Real scary, actually. 69 on Rotten Tomatoes. Really? Oh, that's not bad. Could be worse. Could be a 68.

Could always be worse. Could always be worse. When's she going to put out new music? You know when she does, there's going to be no build-up. You're just going You know when she does, there's going to be no build up. You're just going to wake up one day and there's going to be a whole Rihanna album on Spotify. What was the last stuff she's released? She's done a couple of like features on tracks. Is it four or five seconds?

No, no, it's more recent than that. That's like six years ago now, that stuff. So what's the recent stuff then? Oh, go find out. Hang on. That's been big on the radio. Rihanna most recent

album? She's an album girl. Or release, I'll take anything. Her last album was in 2016. Anti, so that was the one you're talking about. That's the one I'm talking about. Maybe, was it? I think so. Rihanna most recent single. Maybe there's a Rihanna expert out there that can tell us.

What's that, producer Anastasia? It's called Believe It, Feet Party Next Door. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's quite a good song. She just features on it, right? Yeah. Or is it hers? What song is that?

That's made me believe it. That was a bad rendition, but that's the song, yeah. Yeah, I think I need it better. That made me believe it. That was a bad rendition, but that's the song, yeah. Yeah, I think I need it better. That made me believe it. I mean, it's flawless. Yeah, I know, right? I'm surprised I don't recognise it. Should I sing Rihanna this weekend at Friday Oaky?

Or someone just said, what about Bitch Better Have My Money? Oh, yeah. That was recent too, yeah. Anyway, we're in desperate need of new Rihanna music. Bree and Clint. Sometimes on this show, people message us and they ask us to use our platform to see if we can find someone they've made a connection with or have kind of met in their life

but can't locate. What's our success rate? It's pretty good. Yeah? Like we had that one guy who messaged us and told us about the woman he met at the Elton John concert in Dunedin. Oh, yeah, they danced together on the rail all night. They had a moment together and then she caught the drumsticks

and that's really all he knew about her. Yeah. And her friend was listening to our show because we talked about it and then told her and then she was on the show and she had a boyfriend. But still. We found her. We found her. We found her. Yeah, and she had a boyfriend. But still. We found her. We found her. We found her.

Yeah, we've had quite a bit of success. We found the Mama Di in Palmerston North. That's right. By using the radio. And yeah, it's quite interesting and I love when we can kind of, yeah, come together as a community to see if we can help someone else. Who's our latest target? Well, this message I received on our Bree and Clint Facebook page

and it's from a woman named Jules and she's from Christchurch and this is what it said. Hey, guys, two years ago I was on Bumble and I matched with an awesome guy named Tim. We never met but chatted for a number of weeks, had awesome chemistry and I've never forgotten about him. All I know is that he is a teacher in Christchurch. He has two boys that are probably about 9 and 11 by now.

He was tall with dark hair and lived around Burnside. I've been single now for two and a half years but can't help but wonder about Tim. He might already be snatched up but just in case he hasn't been, I'm still available. She also said that she believed he was about 35 to 39 and he also has a home gym in his garage. So I've got a few questions. Yes.

Why does Jules not have any of Tim's information? So I asked her that because I messaged her back and I said, what kind of happened? And she said that life kind of, because she has kids as well, I think she said, and one of the kids got sick and she got kind of caught up and she ended up deleting Bumble. And then when she went to go find Tim again, when she was thinking about him,

she went to reload the app and he was gone. Right. Okay, so she never talked to him outside of the app? No. They never moved to a Facebook chat or anything like that? No, so she never got social media or anything like that. It was all through the app. God, two years ago is a long time in dating terms.

It is. For a guy that you never actually met? No. Yeah. So that means they probably would never have talked on the phone, but she seems to, you know, can't let go of this connection that they had. And he might still be available.

We don't know. Oh, more than willing to try and put them in contact. How good would it be if it did turn into something? It would be amazing. Can you imagine? I'm definitely asking for an invite. We would definitely get an invite to the wedding. Yeah, to the wedding.

Definitely. We'd be like front and centre. We would. We'd be the, I think you'd be the bridesmaid and I'd be one of the groomsmen. I'm keen for that. Yeah, you can be the best man. Okay, all right.

Let's try and find Tim for Jules. All right. So go through the information one more time. Tim from Burnside. This is what we have on him. He's a primary school teacher in Christchurch, lives around Burnside, has two boys probably around age 9 and 11.

He's tall, dark hair, 35 to 39, has a home gym in his garage. Or at least did two years ago. Or at least did. Important information here. If that sounds like a Tim that you are currently dating and you're worried about this, these are messages from around two to two and a half years ago.

Long time ago. So he was single at that time. We're hoping that he is still single. But we don't know. But we don't know. And we would like, on behalf of Jules, to find out either way. Yeah, we just, and I think she would get good closure.

Do you know a Tim from Burnside in Christchurch who fits the brief of our mystery Tim. Our phone lines are going to be open for the next five or ten minutes. Our text line is open for the rest of the night. And let's just see what we get from this. Can we go three from three? Even if you just think it's the right guy. Yeah.

Give us a call now. We need a lead. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. Or you can hit us up on our Facebook page or Instagram If you help us find him You're coming to the wedding as well You're going to be the DJ

We're on a man hunt For a man called Tim from Christchurch Burnside or around Burnside A primary school teacher No leads so far But we have done this before Which Burnside or around Burnside, a primary school teacher. No leads so far, but we have done this before and they've come through later on. Producer Ben, any hot leads come through on the, nothing come through?

Nothing yet. Nothing yet, but I'm hopeful. You're hopeful. You're from Crashers. Do you know Tim? No. No? Are you from Burnside?

No, I'm not from Burnside, but I know Burnside well. It's Producer Anastasia. Is she from Burnside? Are you from Burnside? No, I'm not from Burnside, but I know Burnside well. It's producer Anastasia. Is she from Burnside? Are you from Burnside? Yeah, no leads, unfortunately. Sorry, guys. And you don't know Tim either? No.

Can you guys call your families and see if they know Tim? Yeah, I'll just call someone. They'll know Tim. Yeah, cool. Tim is a man, if you're just joining us, who Jules, who listens to this show, struck up a conversation with on Bumble two years ago, deleted the Bumble app, never got any of Tim's information, and has decided two years later she would like us to track him down. She said she can't stop thinking about him, wondering what if.

Yeah. That is a horrible feeling. Horrible feeling. Even if he is with someone now and he's happy, if she found that out, boom, that's great closure, you can move on. Because Jules will come in there and try and steal him. No, she won't. Well, what if?

Jules is not like that. Jules will just give you an ultimatum. She'll go, look, it's me, Jules. I don't know what your current status is, but I'm here and I'm keen. No, she won't. And the decision is yours. No, she won't. Anyway, those details.

His name is Tim. He's from Burnside in Christchurch or around there. Primary school teacher. Has two boys. Tall, dark hair. And he's 35 to 39. And he had a home gym two years ago. Yeah, in the garage.

Yeah, in the garage. So Tim may be fully ripped by now. He could be. He could be, depending on if he's been using that home gym. Look, we didn't get anything to 0800DARLS.N, but we're going to leave our DMs open is the best way to handle this going forward. I know what would be happening.

What's that? Someone in the car right now would go, oh, that's Timmy. Yeah. That's Timmy. I'm not going to message yet. No. I'm going to talk to Timmy first.

You definitely go to Tim before you come to us. And then we'll get a message from Tim probably. And to that I say, what has Tim ever done for you? Yeah, why don't you just message us and let us know. We're looking for some hot radio content. Yeah. Okay, stop prioritising Tim, your friend, since you got it at primary school together, over us.

So don't text him, text us, 9696. In all seriousness though, we would love a lead. You can message us, inbox us, Facebook or Instagram, just search Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. On Friday on 7 Sharp, inbox us, Facebook or Instagram. Just search Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. On Friday on 7 Sharp, Hilary Berry, mother of the nation and total sweetheart. One of my favourite Kiwis ever. Had the pickle slip off the cracker once again live on TV.

I've never heard of this saying that you keep using. The pickle slipping off the cracker. Yeah. Is that a saying? I don't know. Or is it connected with what she said? No, it's completely not connected. No.

No, not connected. She slipped the pickle. I've never heard that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not say she slipped the pickle. No. She got slipped a pickle? A pickle slipped.

She is on the couch on Seven Sharp. Picture this. And Jeremy Wells is away. There's someone filling in for Jeremy who who doesn't have like he's not prepared

for where this conversation goes either and they're crossing live to rugby commentator Scotty J. Stevenson okay

and this went out live on the national broadcaster on Friday night have a listen here we go come and fight come to you and fight.

Wow. It's quite a good couch. I've got to say, that's the quickest. I'm pretty good, but I can't do it on command. Don't worry, I can't do that quickly either. What did she say? Did you not? I didn't hear it.

I'm not going to say it. Can you play it again? I'm not going to say it. Can you play it again? I'm not going to say it because I wouldn't get away with saying it. Okay, can you play it again? But she can because she's Hilary Barry. One last time. I honestly didn't hear what she said. Here we go.

Come and fight. Come to you and fight. Wow. It's quite a good couch. I'm going to say that to the quickest. I'm pretty good at it, but I can't do it on command. Don't worry. I can't do that quickly either.

You got it now? I think I did, yeah. Because I don't want to play it again. No, it's not that sinister. No, no, no, it's fine. No, it's fine. But she said it's a faux pas and lesser broadcasters would be fired in that situation. God, uptight if they're firing you.

Well, it's the news, mate. It's the news. It's the news. The news is a bit like that, isn't it? And she has been on a campaign, a solo mission, to lower the tone of the news. Which I love. For quite a long time.

There is this historical clip from when she worked on the Paul Henry show where she once again lost her pickle. Land Corp's failing net operating profit is... Sorry. Paul Henry, he's a terrible influence. I'm so sorry. Right.

What was she saying? Nothing. Nothing, she just lost sorry. Right. What was she saying? Nothing. Nothing. She just lost it. Right. And then, of course, there was this clip about a visiting diplomat. He said he'd had an emergency defecation situation and needed to use her bathroom, but the judge in the case found he had a sexual motive.

An emergency notification situation. I have heard that one before. So we just wanted to say we don't care where you take the news. We love you, Hilary Berry. We think you're fantastic. So good. That's the only reason I watch the news is for a bit of that from Hilbert. So good. Zedding, Spree and Clint.

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