ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 17th 2018
Episode Date: July 17, 2018Is it okay to share an ice cream with your pet?Best time to make a babyClint bough a GoPro - what did you buy but never use? Bree & Clint guess people's coughsClint needs a permInsta Fame GameWe cal...l the Central Coast Mariners Football Club to find out the scoop on Usain BoltWhy is Kylie Jenner raising money?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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And Clint.
Yeah!
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Hello and welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
Ooh, is this how we're talking?
I don't know, I was trying to do like a voicemail, like an answer machine type voice.
Hello and welcome to the Bree and Clint Show.
If you were hired to do a voiceover for like an automated telephone system, what would your voice be?
Probably that.
Yeah?
Or maybe a little bit more sexy.
Hi, you've reached two degrees.
That was a nice and approachable way.
Also...
To speak to a real person, press one.
It just sounds like you.
Yeah, I know, right?
Put on an actual voice.
If anyone is listening
would like to hire me
to do your voicemail,
I'm available
and I am very, very cheap.
Do more sexy.
Hi.
Oh!
Never do that again.
Speaking of sexy,
you've got some special information
for us coming up shortly.
I have the scoop.
It's actual science of when is the best time to make a baby.
Like time of year or time of day?
Not only will I tell you the time of year down to the certain months,
I'll tell you the exact time of day, Clint.
Okay.
All right, that's soon.
But next, I want to talk about sharing food with animals.
This will be for pet lovers especially, okay?
And you're either going to be one way about this
or you're going to be passionately the other way.
Where is the line when it comes to sharing food with your animals?
We'll try and figure it out next.
Listen up, animal lovers.
Anybody with a dog, anybody with any pets actually,
there is a video that is going viral out of Australia at the moment.
It's of a lady in a park who is having an ice cream.
Oh, no.
And in between licks of her ice cream, she's letting her dog have a lick of the ice cream.
It's not my mother, is it?
No.
No.
No.
Not unless your mother is also on a first date with a guy.
No, it wouldn't be my mum.
She's married to Big Steve.
So, wait a minute. She's on a first date and she guy. Nah, it wouldn't be my mum. She's married to Big Steve. So, wait a minute.
She's on a first date
and she's going lick for lick
with her dog.
Yeah.
Now, where do we stand? First of all,
where do we stand on, forget the guy.
He's a mitigating factor that we
will address shortly. Where do we
stand on mouth-to-mouth
contact,
even though there is an intermediate which is the
ice cream between
human and dog. Yes. You're
a dog person. I'm an animal
person. Do you let your dogs lick your face?
I'm going to say no
because I can't get out of my
mind them licking
themselves. Yes. And I'm always
like I mean you know every now and then they sneak one in and they get you on the face.
Some people are all about it.
They get home and the dog is to the point that they're almost licking the dog back.
I'm not a dog person.
I'm a cat person.
Do you let your cat lick you?
It's very rare that a cat will lick you, I find.
But they can lick your hand.
Well, and they've got like that really prickly tongue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hang on, but I'm not letting the animals lick me for pleasure.
No, on your face I mean.
Do you let the cat give you a little kiss?
The texture of their tongue is not a deciding quality.
You know why their tongue is like that?
Why?
Because it's for medicinal purposes
Medicinal purposes?
Yeah, like
Oh, well it also helps them clean themselves
It's for grooming
It's like a hairbrush
Yeah
So, now we get to the point
That she's on a first date with a guy
How do we know it's a first date?
You can tell from
Well, it looks like
People are assuming it's a first date
Body language
Some people have overheard the conversation
The video has been taken sneakily
Of the people who are sitting
in the park on a blanket. They look like they're on a first
date. What does he think?
Is it a conversation
they've had first? Because this is the other thing. When you're
on a date... He's probably thinking,
find your moment and run.
Find it. Not now. Wait.
Because when you're on a date,
your mouth isn't just
your mouth.
What's in your mouth could end up in another person's mouth too,
so a consideration has to be taken for them.
Well, there'd be no first kiss on that date.
Also, has anybody asked the dog in this situation?
Because does he want to take a lick from an ice cream when she's just been hooking up with that guy?
What's the dog's feelings towards all the tricks?
No one's thinking about the dog is what I'm thinking about here as well.
That poor dog.
Hard and fast rule.
You like an ice cream with a dog?
Um, no.
I think what we've decided, don't be cheap.
Get the dog its own ice cream.
Depends what ice cream, actually.
Scientists have found the best time of day you should be making a baby.
Oh, yeah.
So this is legit. I've actually found out when is the best time medically you should be creating a baby.
To do with like your body cycle and stuff.
Yes, to do with a lot of different reasons, actually.
I'm interested to know this because I...
What would you say?
Well...
And I'll give you three categories.
Yeah.
Morning.
Yeah.
During the day.
Yeah. Or night time. I hope it's three categories. Yeah. Morning. Yeah. During the day. Yeah.
Or night time.
I hope it's not during the day because.
It's going to be a lot of long lunch breaks.
Yeah.
Inconvenient.
And everyone knows it.
Like if you're going in,
all you need to say is inconvenient.
And I feel like it's not going to be evening because that's the obvious answer.
It's my worst nightmare.
It's early in the morning.
Yeah.
To be precise, before 7.30 a.m.
Before 7.30?
If you want to increase your chances of creating a beautiful gift to bring into the world,
before 7.30 a.m. is the best time.
Right.
Yeah. bring into the world before 7.30am is the best time. Right. See, I've, yeah.
So scientists analyzed samples from over 7,000 men between the ages of 25 and 40, and they
found due to certain reasons that before 7.30 in the morning is the best time.
Wait, is this just the best time for men to do it?
Because what about, what's the best time for the woman?
Well, this is based on men.
Ah, okay.
Yeah, this is based on the swimmers.
Right.
And what the swimmers are doing.
Right.
Because they've got their own body clocks, you know.
Once again, it's all down to suit the man.
I mean, fantastic.
Very convenient for me.
Well, in this study.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'll also tell you, because the study has also analysed the best time of the year.
Right.
Because, I mean, if you look at your birthday, if you go back nine months, you can figure
out when exactly you were created.
Oh my God, I was a midwinter project.
Were you midwinter?
Yeah, well, beginning of winter.
Oh my God, me too.
Yeah.
Ew.
Which makes you go, was I an accident?
Were they just cold and bored?
Oh, Haggard's an electric blanket though.
Because they didn't have Netflix back then either.
So it's like, what should we do?
Should we?
Yep.
Body heat, mate. Oh, damn, we made plenty. bored because they don't have netflix back then either so it's like what should we do should we yep no apparently apparently the spring months so we're talking september october november yeah are the best months to get pregnant yes yeah okay more likely if you know to get pregnant
in september october november before 7 30 in morning. All my friends who have done it intentionally,
like who have a child.
On purpose.
Yeah, they have a child that they meant to have,
have talked about it like a real process.
Like take all the romance out of it.
Take all the spontaneity out of it.
Like their girlfriends put down like a schedule
and it was like, you need to be here at this time,
ready to go, and we are doing it.
And I'm going to put a gold star every time it's fulfilled. Gold star for you. a schedule and it was like you need to be here at this time at ready to go and we are doing it and
i'm going to put a gold star every time it's fulfilled gold star for you it's your job to
get five gold stars this week which i know in a past life would have been your dream but it's not
your dream now it is a job and i need you to get down to work and i'm not paying you for it
brian clinton that's tiesto and post malone It's Jackie Do you give that ass, Jackie Chan, before you name a song?
I was just going to say
Imagine if Jackie Chan hears that and goes
He tunes in
Nah
Does he get a cut?
Maybe
I don't know
I hope so
Hey, I've made a major purchase
And it arrived today
I saw it on your Instagram story
Yeah
Your big gloater
This has been a long process
You know, trying to find the best one
Trying to find the best price as well, negotiating a good price.
Negotiate hard breed.
Never pay the price that's on the label.
How much did you pay?
They can go lower.
They can always go lower.
What did you buy?
Tell everyone.
I bought my first GoPro.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
I now am the proud owner of a GoPro.
You're a bit late to the party, mate.
No, but I've got the new one.
I've got the GoPro Hero 6.
Oh, you've got the GoPro Hero 6.
It's the flash one.
It's the waterproof one.
It takes the best photos, takes the best videos.
This is how they get you.
Yeah.
This is how they suck you in.
With high quality imagery.
And you think you're going to do all this extreme stuff.
I am.
What extreme stuff do you do?
No, no, no, no. That's not what it's about no name one thing extreme no no do you go mountain biking no no do you go surfing no do you go underwater diving no
no no no no but that's not what it's about no it's an aspirational tool now that i have it i will
now that i have a gopro i have reason to go out and do these things
i can go skydiving now i can be like logan dodds and i can go and do like extreme photography in
brazil compare yourself to logan dodds i could be like art green and do like i could take up
stand-up paddleboarding and i could do dawn stand-up paddleboarding photos with the with
the fisheye effect he uh know what I sound like now.
Yeah, exactly.
Are you going to take up skateboarding?
No, I'm not.
There's a skate park down the road from here.
I could, okay?
Because it's arrived, okay?
I said to you, mate, I've been there before.
I bought a GoPro.
I was all about it.
I bought the accessories too.
I'm not extreme either.
I got a selfie stick too.
Guess how many times I used it. On your GoPro? None. I was all about it. I bought the accessories too. I'm not extreme either. I got a selfie stick too. Guess how many times I used it.
On your GoPro?
None.
I've seen your account.
None.
I used my GoPro three times.
Oh.
That's it.
You're never going to use that thing.
And you make videos too.
I was saying none to insult you.
I would have thought you used it at least a few times.
I think I used it about three times.
And I said to you, I was like, you're never going to
use it. I will use it.
It's one of those things that people buy
in the hope
that they will be super
adventurous. And to me,
it's just going to make my...
I already take photos and stuff.
I will support you.
I'll go down to the skate park.
I will be your big hype girl. I'll cheer you on. But I just don't reckon you's going to make it better. I'll go down to the skate park. I will be your big hype girl.
I'll cheer you on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I just don't reckon you're going to use it.
You've spent all this money.
I reckon you're not alone because I've been there.
I've spent a whole heap of money.
I'm the least extreme adventurous person ever.
I reckon other people are doing it.
What?
They're buying stuff and then in the hope that they'll use it,
but they just don't.
Stuff you buy and never use.
It won't be that.
Do you know why?
Why?
Because I also bought all of the accessories.
I've bought the chest mount.
Please don't tell me you bought the cat accessory
and you're going to put it on your cats.
No, I didn't get that,
but I think the chest mount would fit one of the cats as well.
Just because it's going to fit doesn't mean you should be buying it.
Mate, I'll tell tell ya I want to know
To make you feel better, or maybe worse
If people can call through, what have you bought that you don't use?
And even if it's a GoPro, I'd love people to call through
Are you using your GoPro or you're not using it?
Oh, I wish we'd done this last week so I could buy the GoPro off them.
So I've just broken the news to Clint.
He's bought this brand new GoPro.
He's bought all the accessories for it.
You feeling good?
You're feeling great, yeah.
You feel like you're going to be extreme?
I've got a free 32 gig SD card with it.
Oh, you're so adventurous, mate.
I hate to break it to you, but you're never going to use it.
Oh, ye of little faith. I will.
I will use it.
And I already have a list of shots that I want to get with it.
How much money did you spend?
I want to get that shot.
You know the one.
Why are you avoiding it?
Where the surf is on the surfboard.
Why are you avoiding it?
And he dives under the wave and the video outs out to the side.
And because the camera goes from above the water to under the water as well.
I want to get that.
I'm going to.
No, I'm going to get that shot.
I'm Googling now.
GoPro six. I paid $ get that. No, I'm going to get that shot. I'm Googling now GoPro 6.
I paid $600.
Oh, mate.
Mate, I'm not saying.
But it's worth it.
Yeah.
It's worth it for the type of stuff you'll get.
It's top of the line.
It's great.
You can use it when you're skateboarding and you're mountain biking
and you're kayaking and all those other things you don't do.
It will make me.
It's like a gym membership.
You just feel good for having it.
I asked people to call in on 0800 dial ZM
or on the text machine 9696,
when did you buy something and you didn't use it?
A few people.
This one person said they bought a virtual reality headset
for the PlayStation, $600 worth,
and then they used it once and the wow factor wore off.
Yeah, but this is better than a virtual reality headset.
There's multiple people on the text machine.
My partner's dad bought a GoPro and it now lives in his drawer.
Yeah, see, he's not...
He's not extreme like you.
No, he might be too old to do this.
I don't know. I don't know. Simon simon hi welcome to the show hello simon hi guys first of all love the show absolutely love the new brand
oh thanks mate appreciate that what did you buy and you don't use simon look i i went to the
extreme i bought my dream guitars about four thousand dollars, and not long after I had a baby. Not me personally, obviously.
I don't have babies, but my partner had a baby,
and now I don't play it.
I don't get to play it.
Four grand.
And I'm going to get this brand-new music studio that I've built as well
that I've never used.
Oh, Simon.
Oh, you built a studio to go with it.
But, Simon, it's there, mate.
It's there.
One day you'll go back to it.
All you've done is made an investment into your future.
It's not going anywhere.
You know, you can come back to it any time you've done is made an investment into your future. It's not going anywhere. You know, you can come back to it at any time.
Moral of the story, don't have babies, Simon.
I like the way you put it, Clint. It's a beautiful way
to put it. It's just sitting there collecting dust.
Hopefully it's... One day. One day,
Simon. And if you want someone to come around and
film a music video for you, I've got a great camera.
Taylor, hello. Welcome to the show.
Hello, Taylor. Hey, how's it going?
Very well. What did you buy and you didn't use?
Oh, I'll tell you one thing, I bought all these tools to build a cool dog kennel.
My partner said I wasn't allowed to do it unless I promised that I'll use them again.
And I spent about $1500 on all these nifty little tools and I've never used them ever
since I built the dog kennel about six and a bit months ago.
Yeah, but how masculine and manly does it make you feel when you've got all your tools?
Oh, I'll tell you one thing, it makes it, oh yeah, it does.
I know the feeling you're having too, eh?
Because you're going, I could have probably bought a dog kennel for $300.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's the pride that really counts.
That's it, and you've got all the tools for later on, much like me with the GoPro.
Erica, hello, welcome to the show.
Hello, Erica.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, what did you buy and you don't use? the GoPro. Erica, hello. Welcome to the show. Hello, Erica. Hi, how's it going? Good. What did you buy and you don't use?
A GoPro.
Erica, where were you last week when I needed a GoPro?
Yeah, I know.
How long ago?
How many times did you use it, Erica?
Only one Christmas.
That's about it.
But great footage of that Christmas, Erica.
You will have that footage for Uber. I tell you what. Great footage from that Christmas, though. I's about it. But great footage of that Christmas, Erica. You will have that footage forever.
I tell you what.
Great footage from that Christmas, though.
I tell you what.
Set me a challenge.
You know, you don't do it now.
Set me a GoPro challenge and I will go out there and I will make you an extreme video.
Okay?
I will make a video that will blow your mind.
How exciting is it that Secret Sound is back?
I'm real jazzed to be a part of this competition Because I've played it in the car before
But I've never been able to do it while being part of ZM
When you were part of the competition radio stations
And you told me, you said, oh I was so worried
Because Secret Sound is such a great competition
Yeah, okay, if you want to put it like that then yeah
I was cheating on my old radio station
By listening to a different radio station
You loved it.
And to celebrate the addition of Secret Sound coming back, Clint,
I have created my own version called Secret Sound The Cough Edition.
The what edition?
The Cough Edition.
The Cough Edition.
Oh.
I believe, and I have this theory.
Hang on.
Gross.
Sorry. Should have covered my mouth.
No, the game, gross.
I have this theory, Clint, that I believe you can tell who a person is based on their cough.
Just off their cough?
Just off their cough.
Okay.
So today, the producers have went around the ZM building and they've recorded a few people coughing.
And you and I are going to have to
pick who those people are.
Okay. Are you ready?
Yeah.
You don't seem jazzed about the game.
Yeah, okay.
Get on board. Yeah, no, let's play.
Alright, so producer Ellie is going to be
the adjudicator. Let's go with cough number
one.
Do I get a second listen?
Yeah, we can have a second listen.
Do you know who it is?
No, I don't.
Oh, so we're playing against each other.
No, we're playing together.
Okay, cool.
Caitlin.
Producer Caitlin.
No, it's not Producer Caitlin.
It's Producer Caitlin.
I think it's Briony the intern.
Oh, I don't know what Briony the intern. Oh, I've been...
I barely...
I don't know what Briony's cough sounds like.
You should.
I think it's definitely a lady cough
because you can hear it in the final note.
Here you go.
All right, you seem confident.
Lock in...
Briony.
Briony the intern.
Mate, you should listen to Clint.
It's Caitlin.
Oh, damn it!
Clint, you should have convinced me me You're good at this game
This is your game
Yeah I'm horrible at it
Okay let's go with the next cough
Cough number two
This is gross
One more time
That's Belle
You reckon?
Yeah, that'll be Belle
Belle who's on days here
Belle from the
Yeah
Belle from the day show
Yeah, the daytime Belle
You're one for one
Also reads the news on our show
Oh, she does too
Yeah
Belle
Belle
Lock in Belle
I'm very offended, guys
It's mine
Is that yours, Ellie?
You know what this is
a fun game for? People in the car
who have never met these people.
No, but we're testing the theory.
Heard their voice, let alone their coughs.
We're testing the theory, mate.
Okay, cough number three.
We're not going very well.
Cough number three. We're zero from zero.
Cough number three.
In Bree's secret cough
oh that's right that's ross boss and he's got a cold that's ross boss and he has a he has a bit of
a chest issue going on at the moment definitely ross stay off the ciggies ross mate lock in ross
that's correct yeah it's ross boss all right, so here it is. To win it all, the last cough.
Okay, final cough.
Final cough.
And if you're playing along in your car, why?
Here it is.
The last cough.
One more time.
I know who that is.
That's producer Georgia who's filling in.
No, that's Trin.
That's Trin from the website.
Oh, could be Trin.
Web girl Trin. One more time. It's Trin. That's Trin from the website. Oh, could be Trin. Web girl Trin.
One more time.
It's Trin.
It's Trin.
She's sick a lot.
I don't know if that's an offensive thing to say.
Lock in Trin.
It was Belle.
Look, not my best game I've come up with.
What does this do for your theory, though?
It hasn't done much. You know what it this do for your theory, though? It hasn't done much.
You know what it does do for the theory, though, guys?
A lot easier to pick male coughs.
Hey, can I just say congratulations?
You loved it?
Yep.
And if the people from the Radio Awards are listening, that's our submission.
Mate, be supportive.
Come on.
Give it a go.
Give it a crack.
Next, there is a new celebrity
Following this show on social media
Stay listening
We'll tell you who
You know that feeling
When you're checking your Facebook notifications
Or your Instagram notifications
And you get a friend request
Or a follow from someone
And you're like
Oh my gosh
Why does that person follow me?
Why would that person even know where my
What have I done to attract that person?
No, not necessarily always celebrity,
but if it is, if it's someone who's semi-famous
and you go, why is Mark Richardson from the block?
That's a bad example, but why is he following me on Instagram?
Or like your ex's new partner.
Yeah, that kind of thing.
I had one of those last night.
Got home from the show, scrolling through Instagram um when all of a sudden i get a notification that josh from love
island is now following me on instagram love island australia love island australia josh well
it makes sense because we had him on the show yesterday yeah he was on yesterday talked about
how much he loved conspiracies is it true that you don't mind a conspiracy theory?
I love conspiracy theories.
I find myself just going down a vortex online all the time.
It's crazy.
Did a root shoot, Mary.
Did some X-rated stuff too, if you want to hear that.
It's on ZM Online.
But yeah, there he is.
Now, full disclosure.
I am not the world's biggest Love Island fan.
I've seen more.
Eight episodes of Love Island Australia.
Is that it?
I thought you'd watch more.
Including the final.
So I kind of got involved towards the end.
Right.
From when about Mac entered the house.
I know for a fact.
Yeah.
You've probably been influenced by your wife, Lucy.
Yes.
Who is a massive Love Island Australia fan.
Not only is she a massive Love Island Australia fan. Not only is she a massive Love Island Australia fan,
she's a massive Josh from Love Island fan.
She loves him.
She thinks he's so hot.
She thinks he's so funny.
She's gone as far as to say, see that on the TV?
That's my type.
And she said that to me.
A clear non-replica of Josh from Love Island.
Well, I don't know.
You're kind of similar
Thank you
Kind of
What if I took my shirt off
Keep it on
Here's the thing
Is it a good thing
Or a bad thing
That Josh from Love Island
Follows me
Because
And this is where it gets interesting
Because at first I was like
Follows me and not you Lucy
He now
Has a direct
One degree of separation from possibly
his biggest fan, who just happens
to be my new wife. What if you
use this against her and you get her
to do stuff for you and then she gets to inbox
him from your account? I don't want them to have
contact at all. This is
my great... Are you actually jealous?
No. Are you jealous of how much
she likes Josh from Love Island? No.
No. No. But I've seen... You're getting defensive. I was just asking a question. He's... No Are you jealous of how much she likes Josh from Love Island? No, no, no
But I've seen
You're getting defensive
I was just asking a question
He's, he's, he's
Brie, he's a sexual Casanova, okay
I don't know what could happen
He's a very likeable guy
When a beautiful woman enters his orbit
I don't know what the gravitational pull is
The problem is
If I put her on my Instagram story now
He's gonna see her
He only follows 300 people So if I put her up my Instagram story now, he's going to see her. He only follows 300 people.
So if I put her up there, Josh from Love Island,
who by all accounts in their interview was a great guy,
but notorious horndog, is going to...
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Mate, he was unlucky in love.
He got dumped by Taylor.
He got dumped by Cassidy.
This is what I'm thinking 24 hours into my new relationship
with Josh from Love Island.
Do I need to block him do I need to do it right now do I need to go to extreme measures and because you can never tag Lucy on your story no I can't no ever no what if he visits the country
what if he comes over especially I went to Australia to meet her what if he goes trans
Tasman comes over here steals my wife takes her to a villa in Spain? I'm blocking him right now.
Mate, you're clutching at straws hanging on to her anyway.
How big is the news today that Usain Bolt potentially, I mean the fastest man in the world.
The fastest man in history.
Over 100 metres and 200 metres could potentially changing his career to soccer and doing it in Australia.
Yeah, why didn't he try and play for the Chiefs is what I want to know.
You know?
Hey, you never know.
That might be next.
Yeah.
But I heard, so technically it's in the A-League,
which the Wellington Phoenix are a part of.
Yes.
So we could have Usain Bolt playing soccer here in New Zealand.
Yes, and I can't stand soccer,
but I would go all the way to Wellington to see Usain Bolt play.
That's how committed I am to Usain.
Literally, it would get bums on seats like there's no tomorrow yeah i can be ridiculous but i found
interesting is the team that he signed on to play for is in your it's where you used to do your old
radio show literally where i used to live for a couple years central coast mariners i had a massive
affiliations with them used to do the ground announcing for the team they actually weren't
very good you haven't heard that they're worse than the phoenix right the ground announcing for the team. They actually weren't very good. Yeah, I've heard that. They're worse than the Phoenix, right?
The CEO at the company is my old soccer coach, Sean Millenkamp.
Like, I know everyone there.
Oh, you're a part of the family.
Yeah, part of the wallpaper.
So it's not confirmed that Usain's going there.
No.
Do you think that you could get the scoop?
I think I should use my hookup and we should try and get the biggest news to confirm that
Usain is definitely coming to the A-League.
Okay, who are we calling?
So this is my old soccer coach, but also CEO of the Central Coast Mariners.
Oh, so we're going straight to the top.
He's been on Fox Sports, which is like Sky Sports.
Yeah.
All day.
So who knows if we'll get through.
Who are you going to be?
Sean speaking. Yes, hello, it's Usain Malt's
mother.
Oh, Breeze, how are you doing?
No, it's definitely Usain Malt's
mum.
I like that very British
accent for someone who's Jamaican.
Very good. Sean, you don't want to
it's Clint here by the way. Breeze, mate,
you don't want to hear her do a Jamaican accent.
It's not good for anybody.
In fact, her doing a Jamaican accent could compromise.
We've got our Bob Flair team.
It could compromise the whole Usain deal.
There we go.
Sean, I read the news this morning, and I said, holy hell, this is massive.
I need to call my mate, my old coach, CEO of the Central Coast Mariners,
Sean Millenkamp, to get the scoop.
Can you tell us, is it confirmed that Usain is coming to the coast?
Oh, look, we're 90% there.
We've still got to get a little bit across the line,
but we're looking very likely for a trial period for six weeks
for him to come to the beautiful Central Coast.
Sean, we're new here, obviously.
It's a brand new radio show, and we're looking for a scoop.
Can you give us something that no one else has, like how much are you paying him?
Yeah, I can't give you that scoop, but I'm sure I can probably give you a scoop that
he's a size 12 and a half foot.
Size 12 and a5? Okay.
Can you tell us what position he'll play?
Yeah, look, he's up front.
He's a left footer, so somewhere to score goals.
Hell yeah, that's going to be awesome.
No one is going to catch him, mate.
Okay, so just because there's a newspaper in the building too,
and we're just going to go on record.
Usain confirmed first game Central Coast Mariners against the Phoenix and Wellington.
Is that a quote from you?
That is actually not a quote, but it's, yeah.
You're breaking up?
Yeah, we're losing you.
What's that?
You're paying him 50 mil?
We're losing you.
50 million?
Cool.
Tickets in the mail.
Sounds great.
Thanks so much, Sean.
Thanks, Sean.
Good stuff. Thanks, Sean. Good stuff.
Cheers, guys.
Big tune.
That's brand new Ariana Grande on ZM.
It's called God is a Woman.
Let's have a go at the Insta Fame game, shall we?
Oh, my God.
I heard she bought all her followers.
She would.
She's such a bitch.
It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game.
Symbol game, most recently played by celebrity Troye Sivan.
Yeah, he beat me.
Yes, he did.
But you did ask how many followers does Troye Sivan have?
Yes, I did.
It's me and you.
This is just between me and you, this game, okay? Currently scores
one all. We look
at celebrities on Instagram, and you and I
have to guess, without looking
at Instagram, how many followers
they have. Closest two gets the point.
First person to three wins
the game. Understand?
Yeah, I got it. Just checking you
understand. I'm in, mate. I'm in.
This is a big game today, because we'll take the lead, whoever got it. Just checking you understand. I'm in, mate. I'm in. Ali, producer Ali. This is a big game today because we'll take the lead, whoever wins here.
You have our celebrities.
You can confirm that neither of us have seen any of the numbers you have, correct?
Correct.
When you're ready, give us our first celebrity for the Insta Fame game.
How many followers does Seth Rogen have?
Seth Rogen.
I always get him confused with Seth MacFarlane.
I get him confused with Jonah Hill.
Oh, is he the knocked up one though, right?
Yeah, he's the one he knocked up, yeah.
Cool.
Bree, you've said $25 million for Seth Rogen.
Clint, you've said $18 million.
Seth Rogen has $5.9 million.
So that is a point to Clint.
It is a point to Clint.
It is a point. He doesn't faze me.
God damn it.
Early days.
Ellie, please give us our next celebrity for the Instafame game.
Liam Hemsworth.
The most successful of the Hemsworths.
Or is that Chris?
Chris and Liam.
But which one's more Instagram?
Because one of them had Miley Cyrus to help them.
Okay.
I'm in.
Brie.
For Liam Hemsworth, you've said $20 million.
Clint, you've said $40 million.
Liam Hemsworth has $10.7 million.
Brie's got the point.
I mean, yep.
Just a game.
One all.
That's fine.
Ellie, next celebrity. Oh, come, just a game. One all. That's fine. Ellie, next celebrity.
Oh, come on.
Cheryl Cole.
Just broke up with the One Direction star.
Girls are loud.
Britain's got talent.
Bad tattoos.
Oh, come on.
They're not that bad.
She's a UK icon, though.
Brie, you've said $3 million for Cheryl Cole. Clint, you've said 3 million for Cheryl Cole
Clint you've said 15 million
I've gone too high
I don't know if you have
Cheryl Cole has 3.8
million. She's right on it
Oh sorry
Just because you didn't win it doesn't mean you have to play the buzzer
Is that a point for Brie? That is a point to Brie
So it's 2-1 to Brie
I could win it all here You could win it all here How many followers the buzzer. Is that a point for Brie? That is a point to Brie. So it's 2-1 to Brie. Okay.
I could win it all here.
You could win it all here.
How many followers Drax Project have?
Oh no.
Not Drax Project.
I didn't know
we were doing New Zealand.
I love Drax Project.
Great human band.
Nah.
Too big.
Too big.
Too big.
Yeah.
There we go.
Nice.
Alright. Brie hasn't been here long enough. She's going to think they'll be bigger than they are. Brie, you've said Nah, too big, too big, too big Yeah, there we go Nice, alright
Brie hasn't been here long enough
She's going to think they'll be bigger than they are
Brie, you've said 40,000 for Drax Project
That's got heaps of songs
Clint, you've said 10,000
Drax Project has 21,900
Therefore, Clint gets that point
God damn it
Game on, baby, two all
Clint gave Drax Project
a big compliment. Does that mean we're at tie
break? You're at tie break right now.
Oh, yay.
I don't like this. I hate
this. For the Insta fame game, give us
our final celebrity. Your final
celeb? Bebe Rixer.
Oh, she was just
here. Oh, I've been on her
Instagram recently.
I don't reckon it's going to be that big.
I'm going to go with...
God damn it.
There we go.
Yeah, I'm confident.
I am confident.
All right.
Bebe Rexha.
All right.
Brie, you have said for Bebe Rexha, $8 million.
Clint has said $9 million.
Oh, too close.
Bebe Rexha... Oh, my God. I think i've got it has 5.3 million oh feels good feel that winning it i mean good game mate that's the insta fame
game that's two to me one to you sorry it's all a's all a little bit of chaos in here at the moment.
We're just trying to organize some stuff, Clint,
because I read this article online last night that said
the popular 80s hairstyle, the perm, is coming back in fashion.
No.
No, I'm telling you.
No.
My mum had a perm.
I remember when she came home with it.
And it looked good on her especially
if you're listening now mum looked fantastic but the moment she stepped out of the car i just for
some reason that image has burned into my mind because i was like whoa you have really changed
up your look so you're saying your mum you're cut from the same cloth she looked great with a perm
is what you're saying yep yeah yeah mum always looks. I think you should be a pioneer here in New Zealand for the perm.
A man perm.
A man?
What do you think Justin Timberlake had?
No, no, no.
No, Justin Timberlake has naturally curly hair.
Right.
And that's not, he hasn't had a perm.
He has natural, he has natural noodle hair.
No. And if he has straight hair now, it's because he's straightening it. He hasn't had a perm. He has natural noodle hair. No.
And if he has straight hair now, it's because he's straightening it.
He could have got a perm.
I think he got a perm back in the day, and he was rocking that noodle hair,
and people loved it.
Guess what?
All the members of that band NSYNC, who made it?
Justin Timberlake.
Joey Fatone.
And it was because of the perm.
Clint. Clint. And it was because of the perm.
Clint.
I'm going to propose to you now because the perm is coming back into fashion.
I don't have enough hair for a perm.
No, you've got plenty.
Look, look, look, look, look.
I don't have enough hair for a perm.
That's plenty of hair.
We've already done the research.
How long does a perm last?
Seville's, a local hairdresser here. No. Has already come on board.
And they've said it'll take up to two hours.
But you could potentially get a perm.
Hear me out.
Don't lock it in yet.
Hear me out.
We're going to put it up on our Instagram.
And we're going to do an Instagram poll about whether or not you should get a perm.
You should be a pioneer. Don't be a follower. You should take charge. You'd you should get a perm. You should be a pioneer.
Don't be a follower.
You should take charge.
You'd look great with a perm.
You just said your mum looked good with one.
Where did you even read that it was coming back in?
Like, where's the data to back up your claims that the perm is back in?
The Daily Telegraph.
Are you willing to let the people decide whether you get a perm or not?
Well, if it's what the people want, because we're new, sure.
We're a show for the people.
But am I allowed to encourage the people to vote no to the perm?
You can.
Bree says to us, when we're having our planning meeting for the show today, she goes, I've got a secret break.
Keep an open mind.
I thought she was going to tell me about some weird new trend,
some new exercise fad that she was doing.
No, you've sprung on me that you've organized a hair salon to give me a perm
because you read one article on the Daily Mail that said it's coming back into fashion.
Mate, you got to get on these trends early.
You don't want to be last on the train.
You want to be first.
See, and this is making me sound very protective of my hair.
Look, I don't particularly care.
Like, if you'd said shave your hair, grow your hair, dread your hair.
Colour your hair.
The thing about a perm is it is such a statement that goes,
hey, I think I look good with a perm.
Check me out.
And I don't have the ability for everybody that I see to explain to them
this was done by my mate who thought it would be a classic gag.
I think you would look great with a perm.
It's your idea.
It's your idea.
I think you're good looking enough to pull off a perm.
That's a compliment.
Ross has called through.
Ross, tell me you've seen sense and you've gone to our Instagram
and you've voted no to the perm. Come on, Ross. Get on tell me you've seen since, and you've gone to our Instagram, and you've voted no
to the plan.
Come on, Ross.
Get on board.
I've definitely seen since.
And my wife, actually, two weeks ago, got a perm, and it looks amazing.
All right, Ross.
See?
Ross, see?
She jumped on the trendsetter, and she decided that she would jump on it before anyone else.
Ross, what a pioneer your wife is.
Ross.
I think so.
It's not a standard perm.
I think she called it a mohawk perm.
I like that.
Clint can get that too.
She's got the shape around the back and side.
Go away, Ross.
So Ross is a yes.
Petra, tell me you're on my side.
You want Clint to get a perm.
Come on, Petra.
I want you to think about my wife.
I want you to think about... This. I want you to think about...
This is for her, too.
It's a present for her.
Petra, do you want Clint to get a perm?
Well, first off, I just want to say you and Clint make a great team.
Aw, thanks, Petra.
Up until now, I thought so, too.
If teamwork, Bree, I think you should jump on and get a perm with him.
I would.
I would, Petra.
But I already have naturally curly hair.
Not perm, you don't. Not perm, you don't.
Not perm, you don't. What about spiral perm? That would be
great. Yeah, I wouldn't mind a spiral.
I mean, I do like a crimp too, Petra.
I mean, are you willing to come down?
Should we get a group of permers?
If it gets both
of you as a perm, I'll be in.
You're in!
I like it. Look.
You're hating this.
Look, we'll just wait and see what the results say, okay?
Let's do a quick update.
If the results side with me, then I don't have to be a little puss and chicken out of this.
If they say no, it says no.
A quick update on the results.
If you want to have your say, head to the Bree and Clint Instagram page.
Currently, lots of people have voted already
oh clint 79 say yes jesus christ i'm getting a parent do you ever think about you know
betting on things and how much you could potentially win all the time do you have a tab account
yes but yes but i'm very Responsible with it Yeah Like I will
Put money on it
If I'm going
Like I very rarely
Put money on it
I just tend to
Bet whatever I win
It's fun to bet small
It's fun to bet small
Because then there's
More
It's fun to bet
But you know what I mean
If you bet small
You're still
You know
Potentially
You've got to be very careful
You have a win
Yes
But betting you know
Five bucks
It reminds me
I've got a lotto ticket to check.
Of course you do.
Did you hear about the Kiwi punter that bet on a 10-leg multi from last November
and the last event in that 10-bet multi was the World Cup final?
No.
And I haven't done this before But multi-bet is when you
Like all the
All the
You bet on
So 10 stages
You bet on 10 games
And all the results
Yeah so do you want to hear
Do you want to hear what they were
Yeah
So essentially
From November last year
From November last year
So it was
This is what they bet
$17
And these are the bets
That they made
Australia to win
The Rugby League World Cup
That happened Jamie Winkup To win the Rugby League World Cup. That happened.
Jamie Winkup to win the V8 Supercar Championship.
I actually saw that and that also happened.
That happened.
New England Patriots to win the AFC.
That happened.
Philadelphia Eagles to win the NFC.
That happened.
The Manchester City to win the English Premier League.
Happened.
Wow.
Okay.
And anyway, it goes on and on and on.
So there's 10 bets in this, obviously, multi.
And these are Kiwis.
This is a Kiwi punter who put these bets on last November.
And the last bet, which they'd won all of them
up until this last one for the World Cup,
France v Croatia in the World Cup final.
Oh, tell me they put it on Croatia.
Clint, they put it on France.
Okay, so $17.
So they put $17 on this 10-bet multi, and France winning the World Cup won them $7,206.
Far out.
I mean, there's so much that has to go right for you to win that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But also, there was another guy who put $5 on to guess the exact scores of the World Cup,
and they also won eight grand.
Really?
They did a lot less work.
That was a great billboard for gambling.
You might have heard over the week that Kylie Jenner's on track
to become the youngest self-made billionaire of all time.
I found that stat kind of a bit overinflated.
I kind of was shocked that she was the richest Kardashian,
or Jenna Kardashian.
Well, the reason I found it inflated is she could be,
but she's only at $ million She's still a hundred
Oh
I love how you say it
Like she's only at 900 million
Guys
Everyone relax
No but it's like
People were pretending
The hundred million
Is a small amount of money
To get
It's more money
Than Courtney, Chloe
And Chris have got
It's ridiculous
It's a crazy amount of money
And she doesn't have
She could go bankrupt
Before then
Like it could come out That her lip kits cause oh mate don't do that when it could it could
it and that's why she's between 900 and a billion anything could happen but that's why she's so rich
because of her kylie cosmetics yeah yeah yeah so something this is gonna peeve some people off
you know do you follow the Instagram account The Fat Jewish?
Yes, of course I do.
So he has started a GoFundMe account to get Kylie Jenner the extra $100 million that she needs.
He set up a world, and he has millions of followers.
Why do people do these things?
He set up like it's the equivalent of a give a little campaign to get Kylie Jenner
the money that she needs. Surely
if that happens and if they get a lot
of money, they'll give it to a charity.
Not to her. The Kardashians?
No. The fat
Jewish. Oh no, they can't. No.
No, you're not allowed to. Oh really? So if you
set up an account like this, you have to
give the money to the people that
you said you're going to give it to.
Because that's the basis on which people donated.
You're not in charge of their money.
No way.
Yeah.
Oh.
So it's been up for five days.
How much money's on there?
Five days.
There have been 142 people donate in the five days.
So that's not that many.
So far, Get Kylie Jenner, her extra $100 million,
has raised $1,913.
She's got a little bit to go.
A little wee way to go.
She might get there.
She's closer than she was yesterday.
ZM, Brie and Clint, got to say congratulations to Lauren Hartley, who has scored for herself two tickets to our exclusive
Five Sauce Stadium Showcase.
Special show, 200 people only, Eden
Park, and you can only
win tickets for that.
If you want them, you
can go to ZM
online and register
for them, and Cam
Mansell will have
more very shortly.
Speaking of Cam
Mansell, what a
good-looking man.
He knows fashion.
He knows style,
Clint.
And I've got to
ask you, Cam.
I'm listening.
Should Clint get a perm?
Now Cam
Don't cut him off. Put yourself
in my shoes here okay. Brie has proposed
for anyone who doesn't know what she's talking about. She sprung
on me that I should get a perm and apparently there's
a permologist organised. I have
been saying for the longest amount of time
that I actually want to get a perm. You have
not. He has. In all honesty I actually
have. You might remember I had long hair for a while. I do remember that. When I had long hair I was like I'm going to get a perm. You have not. He has. In all honesty, I actually have. You might remember I had long hair for a while.
I do remember that.
When I had long hair, I was like, I'm going to get a perm.
And then I wanted to donate the hair so it could be made into a wig,
so I couldn't get a perm.
And I was super gutted about it.
But hey.
Cool.
Now imagine you're me.
You're one of those people who literally can pull anything off.
Oh, shut up, Cam.
You could definitely pull it off.
I would look like Jonah Hill from Superbad.
Trin in the office will still think you're hot no matter what you look like.
Yes, she will.
You'll look like Justin Timberlake back in the NSYNC days.
It'll be great.
If you want to support me, go and vote no.
I might feel like I'm campaigning or something.
Vote no on should Clint get a perm on our Instagram.
Vote yes on bringing Clint's Instagram for Clint To Get A Perm.
Thanks for nothing, Cam.
You have a great night, mate.
I love you, Cam.
Love you guys. you you