ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 17th 2018

Episode Date: July 17, 2018

Is it okay to share an ice cream with your pet?Best time to make a babyClint bough a GoPro - what did you buy but never use? Bree & Clint guess people's coughsClint needs a permInsta Fame GameWe cal...l the Central Coast Mariners Football Club to find out the scoop on Usain BoltWhy is Kylie Jenner raising money?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Turn that light off! Show commencing in five. The baby's crowning and you've got to shoot that eight pound watermelon out! And we're away. Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing. Jersey, huh? Two. Sexy. One.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Three. Caw-caw! And Clint. Yeah! On ZM. Hello and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Ooh, is this how we're talking? I don't know, I was trying to do like a voicemail, like an answer machine type voice.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Hello and welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. If you were hired to do a voiceover for like an automated telephone system, what would your voice be? Probably that. Yeah? Or maybe a little bit more sexy. Hi, you've reached two degrees. That was a nice and approachable way. Also...
Starting point is 00:00:42 To speak to a real person, press one. It just sounds like you. Yeah, I know, right? Put on an actual voice. If anyone is listening would like to hire me to do your voicemail, I'm available
Starting point is 00:00:51 and I am very, very cheap. Do more sexy. Hi. Oh! Never do that again. Speaking of sexy, you've got some special information for us coming up shortly.
Starting point is 00:01:05 I have the scoop. It's actual science of when is the best time to make a baby. Like time of year or time of day? Not only will I tell you the time of year down to the certain months, I'll tell you the exact time of day, Clint. Okay. All right, that's soon. But next, I want to talk about sharing food with animals.
Starting point is 00:01:22 This will be for pet lovers especially, okay? And you're either going to be one way about this or you're going to be passionately the other way. Where is the line when it comes to sharing food with your animals? We'll try and figure it out next. Listen up, animal lovers. Anybody with a dog, anybody with any pets actually, there is a video that is going viral out of Australia at the moment.
Starting point is 00:01:42 It's of a lady in a park who is having an ice cream. Oh, no. And in between licks of her ice cream, she's letting her dog have a lick of the ice cream. It's not my mother, is it? No. No. No. Not unless your mother is also on a first date with a guy.
Starting point is 00:02:01 No, it wouldn't be my mum. She's married to Big Steve. So, wait a minute. She's on a first date and she guy. Nah, it wouldn't be my mum. She's married to Big Steve. So, wait a minute. She's on a first date and she's going lick for lick with her dog. Yeah. Now, where do we stand? First of all,
Starting point is 00:02:15 where do we stand on, forget the guy. He's a mitigating factor that we will address shortly. Where do we stand on mouth-to-mouth contact, even though there is an intermediate which is the ice cream between human and dog. Yes. You're
Starting point is 00:02:32 a dog person. I'm an animal person. Do you let your dogs lick your face? I'm going to say no because I can't get out of my mind them licking themselves. Yes. And I'm always like I mean you know every now and then they sneak one in and they get you on the face. Some people are all about it.
Starting point is 00:02:50 They get home and the dog is to the point that they're almost licking the dog back. I'm not a dog person. I'm a cat person. Do you let your cat lick you? It's very rare that a cat will lick you, I find. But they can lick your hand. Well, and they've got like that really prickly tongue. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Hang on, but I'm not letting the animals lick me for pleasure. No, on your face I mean. Do you let the cat give you a little kiss? The texture of their tongue is not a deciding quality. You know why their tongue is like that? Why? Because it's for medicinal purposes Medicinal purposes?
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah, like Oh, well it also helps them clean themselves It's for grooming It's like a hairbrush Yeah So, now we get to the point That she's on a first date with a guy How do we know it's a first date?
Starting point is 00:03:36 You can tell from Well, it looks like People are assuming it's a first date Body language Some people have overheard the conversation The video has been taken sneakily Of the people who are sitting in the park on a blanket. They look like they're on a first
Starting point is 00:03:47 date. What does he think? Is it a conversation they've had first? Because this is the other thing. When you're on a date... He's probably thinking, find your moment and run. Find it. Not now. Wait. Because when you're on a date, your mouth isn't just
Starting point is 00:04:03 your mouth. What's in your mouth could end up in another person's mouth too, so a consideration has to be taken for them. Well, there'd be no first kiss on that date. Also, has anybody asked the dog in this situation? Because does he want to take a lick from an ice cream when she's just been hooking up with that guy? What's the dog's feelings towards all the tricks? No one's thinking about the dog is what I'm thinking about here as well.
Starting point is 00:04:23 That poor dog. Hard and fast rule. You like an ice cream with a dog? Um, no. I think what we've decided, don't be cheap. Get the dog its own ice cream. Depends what ice cream, actually. Scientists have found the best time of day you should be making a baby.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Oh, yeah. So this is legit. I've actually found out when is the best time medically you should be creating a baby. To do with like your body cycle and stuff. Yes, to do with a lot of different reasons, actually. I'm interested to know this because I... What would you say? Well... And I'll give you three categories.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Yeah. Morning. Yeah. During the day. Yeah. Or night time. I hope it's three categories. Yeah. Morning. Yeah. During the day. Yeah. Or night time. I hope it's not during the day because. It's going to be a lot of long lunch breaks.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah. Inconvenient. And everyone knows it. Like if you're going in, all you need to say is inconvenient. And I feel like it's not going to be evening because that's the obvious answer. It's my worst nightmare. It's early in the morning.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Yeah. To be precise, before 7.30 a.m. Before 7.30? If you want to increase your chances of creating a beautiful gift to bring into the world, before 7.30 a.m. is the best time. Right. Yeah. bring into the world before 7.30am is the best time. Right. See, I've, yeah. So scientists analyzed samples from over 7,000 men between the ages of 25 and 40, and they
Starting point is 00:05:53 found due to certain reasons that before 7.30 in the morning is the best time. Wait, is this just the best time for men to do it? Because what about, what's the best time for the woman? Well, this is based on men. Ah, okay. Yeah, this is based on the swimmers. Right. And what the swimmers are doing.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Right. Because they've got their own body clocks, you know. Once again, it's all down to suit the man. I mean, fantastic. Very convenient for me. Well, in this study. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll also tell you, because the study has also analysed the best time of the year.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Right. Because, I mean, if you look at your birthday, if you go back nine months, you can figure out when exactly you were created. Oh my God, I was a midwinter project. Were you midwinter? Yeah, well, beginning of winter. Oh my God, me too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Ew. Which makes you go, was I an accident? Were they just cold and bored? Oh, Haggard's an electric blanket though. Because they didn't have Netflix back then either. So it's like, what should we do? Should we? Yep.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Body heat, mate. Oh, damn, we made plenty. bored because they don't have netflix back then either so it's like what should we do should we yep no apparently apparently the spring months so we're talking september october november yeah are the best months to get pregnant yes yeah okay more likely if you know to get pregnant in september october november before 7 30 in morning. All my friends who have done it intentionally, like who have a child. On purpose. Yeah, they have a child that they meant to have, have talked about it like a real process. Like take all the romance out of it. Take all the spontaneity out of it.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Like their girlfriends put down like a schedule and it was like, you need to be here at this time, ready to go, and we are doing it. And I'm going to put a gold star every time it's fulfilled. Gold star for you. a schedule and it was like you need to be here at this time at ready to go and we are doing it and i'm going to put a gold star every time it's fulfilled gold star for you it's your job to get five gold stars this week which i know in a past life would have been your dream but it's not your dream now it is a job and i need you to get down to work and i'm not paying you for it brian clinton that's tiesto and post malone It's Jackie Do you give that ass, Jackie Chan, before you name a song?
Starting point is 00:07:46 I was just going to say Imagine if Jackie Chan hears that and goes He tunes in Nah Does he get a cut? Maybe I don't know I hope so
Starting point is 00:07:54 Hey, I've made a major purchase And it arrived today I saw it on your Instagram story Yeah Your big gloater This has been a long process You know, trying to find the best one Trying to find the best price as well, negotiating a good price.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Negotiate hard breed. Never pay the price that's on the label. How much did you pay? They can go lower. They can always go lower. What did you buy? Tell everyone. I bought my first GoPro.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Hey, no, no, no, no, no. I now am the proud owner of a GoPro. You're a bit late to the party, mate. No, but I've got the new one. I've got the GoPro Hero 6. Oh, you've got the GoPro Hero 6. It's the flash one. It's the waterproof one.
Starting point is 00:08:30 It takes the best photos, takes the best videos. This is how they get you. Yeah. This is how they suck you in. With high quality imagery. And you think you're going to do all this extreme stuff. I am. What extreme stuff do you do?
Starting point is 00:08:48 No, no, no, no. That's not what it's about no name one thing extreme no no do you go mountain biking no no do you go surfing no do you go underwater diving no no no no no but that's not what it's about no it's an aspirational tool now that i have it i will now that i have a gopro i have reason to go out and do these things i can go skydiving now i can be like logan dodds and i can go and do like extreme photography in brazil compare yourself to logan dodds i could be like art green and do like i could take up stand-up paddleboarding and i could do dawn stand-up paddleboarding photos with the with the fisheye effect he uh know what I sound like now. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Are you going to take up skateboarding? No, I'm not. There's a skate park down the road from here. I could, okay? Because it's arrived, okay? I said to you, mate, I've been there before. I bought a GoPro. I was all about it.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I bought the accessories too. I'm not extreme either. I got a selfie stick too. Guess how many times I used it. On your GoPro? None. I was all about it. I bought the accessories too. I'm not extreme either. I got a selfie stick too. Guess how many times I used it. On your GoPro? None. I've seen your account. None.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I used my GoPro three times. Oh. That's it. You're never going to use that thing. And you make videos too. I was saying none to insult you. I would have thought you used it at least a few times. I think I used it about three times.
Starting point is 00:10:04 And I said to you, I was like, you're never going to use it. I will use it. It's one of those things that people buy in the hope that they will be super adventurous. And to me, it's just going to make my... I already take photos and stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I will support you. I'll go down to the skate park. I will be your big hype girl. I'll cheer you on. But I just don't reckon you's going to make it better. I'll go down to the skate park. I will be your big hype girl. I'll cheer you on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just don't reckon you're going to use it. You've spent all this money. I reckon you're not alone because I've been there.
Starting point is 00:10:33 I've spent a whole heap of money. I'm the least extreme adventurous person ever. I reckon other people are doing it. What? They're buying stuff and then in the hope that they'll use it, but they just don't. Stuff you buy and never use. It won't be that.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Do you know why? Why? Because I also bought all of the accessories. I've bought the chest mount. Please don't tell me you bought the cat accessory and you're going to put it on your cats. No, I didn't get that, but I think the chest mount would fit one of the cats as well.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Just because it's going to fit doesn't mean you should be buying it. Mate, I'll tell tell ya I want to know To make you feel better, or maybe worse If people can call through, what have you bought that you don't use? And even if it's a GoPro, I'd love people to call through Are you using your GoPro or you're not using it? Oh, I wish we'd done this last week so I could buy the GoPro off them. So I've just broken the news to Clint.
Starting point is 00:11:28 He's bought this brand new GoPro. He's bought all the accessories for it. You feeling good? You're feeling great, yeah. You feel like you're going to be extreme? I've got a free 32 gig SD card with it. Oh, you're so adventurous, mate. I hate to break it to you, but you're never going to use it.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Oh, ye of little faith. I will. I will use it. And I already have a list of shots that I want to get with it. How much money did you spend? I want to get that shot. You know the one. Why are you avoiding it? Where the surf is on the surfboard.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Why are you avoiding it? And he dives under the wave and the video outs out to the side. And because the camera goes from above the water to under the water as well. I want to get that. I'm going to. No, I'm going to get that shot. I'm Googling now. GoPro six. I paid $ get that. No, I'm going to get that shot. I'm Googling now GoPro 6.
Starting point is 00:12:06 I paid $600. Oh, mate. Mate, I'm not saying. But it's worth it. Yeah. It's worth it for the type of stuff you'll get. It's top of the line. It's great.
Starting point is 00:12:18 You can use it when you're skateboarding and you're mountain biking and you're kayaking and all those other things you don't do. It will make me. It's like a gym membership. You just feel good for having it. I asked people to call in on 0800 dial ZM or on the text machine 9696, when did you buy something and you didn't use it?
Starting point is 00:12:34 A few people. This one person said they bought a virtual reality headset for the PlayStation, $600 worth, and then they used it once and the wow factor wore off. Yeah, but this is better than a virtual reality headset. There's multiple people on the text machine. My partner's dad bought a GoPro and it now lives in his drawer. Yeah, see, he's not...
Starting point is 00:12:58 He's not extreme like you. No, he might be too old to do this. I don't know. I don't know. Simon simon hi welcome to the show hello simon hi guys first of all love the show absolutely love the new brand oh thanks mate appreciate that what did you buy and you don't use simon look i i went to the extreme i bought my dream guitars about four thousand dollars, and not long after I had a baby. Not me personally, obviously. I don't have babies, but my partner had a baby, and now I don't play it. I don't get to play it.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Four grand. And I'm going to get this brand-new music studio that I've built as well that I've never used. Oh, Simon. Oh, you built a studio to go with it. But, Simon, it's there, mate. It's there. One day you'll go back to it.
Starting point is 00:13:40 All you've done is made an investment into your future. It's not going anywhere. You know, you can come back to it any time you've done is made an investment into your future. It's not going anywhere. You know, you can come back to it at any time. Moral of the story, don't have babies, Simon. I like the way you put it, Clint. It's a beautiful way to put it. It's just sitting there collecting dust. Hopefully it's... One day. One day, Simon. And if you want someone to come around and
Starting point is 00:13:57 film a music video for you, I've got a great camera. Taylor, hello. Welcome to the show. Hello, Taylor. Hey, how's it going? Very well. What did you buy and you didn't use? Oh, I'll tell you one thing, I bought all these tools to build a cool dog kennel. My partner said I wasn't allowed to do it unless I promised that I'll use them again. And I spent about $1500 on all these nifty little tools and I've never used them ever since I built the dog kennel about six and a bit months ago.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Yeah, but how masculine and manly does it make you feel when you've got all your tools? Oh, I'll tell you one thing, it makes it, oh yeah, it does. I know the feeling you're having too, eh? Because you're going, I could have probably bought a dog kennel for $300. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's the pride that really counts. That's it, and you've got all the tools for later on, much like me with the GoPro. Erica, hello, welcome to the show. Hello, Erica.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Hi, how's it going? Good, what did you buy and you don't use? the GoPro. Erica, hello. Welcome to the show. Hello, Erica. Hi, how's it going? Good. What did you buy and you don't use? A GoPro. Erica, where were you last week when I needed a GoPro? Yeah, I know. How long ago? How many times did you use it, Erica? Only one Christmas.
Starting point is 00:15:01 That's about it. But great footage of that Christmas, Erica. You will have that footage for Uber. I tell you what. Great footage from that Christmas, though. I's about it. But great footage of that Christmas, Erica. You will have that footage forever. I tell you what. Great footage from that Christmas, though. I tell you what. Set me a challenge. You know, you don't do it now.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Set me a GoPro challenge and I will go out there and I will make you an extreme video. Okay? I will make a video that will blow your mind. How exciting is it that Secret Sound is back? I'm real jazzed to be a part of this competition Because I've played it in the car before But I've never been able to do it while being part of ZM When you were part of the competition radio stations And you told me, you said, oh I was so worried
Starting point is 00:15:35 Because Secret Sound is such a great competition Yeah, okay, if you want to put it like that then yeah I was cheating on my old radio station By listening to a different radio station You loved it. And to celebrate the addition of Secret Sound coming back, Clint, I have created my own version called Secret Sound The Cough Edition. The what edition?
Starting point is 00:15:56 The Cough Edition. The Cough Edition. Oh. I believe, and I have this theory. Hang on. Gross. Sorry. Should have covered my mouth. No, the game, gross.
Starting point is 00:16:08 I have this theory, Clint, that I believe you can tell who a person is based on their cough. Just off their cough? Just off their cough. Okay. So today, the producers have went around the ZM building and they've recorded a few people coughing. And you and I are going to have to pick who those people are. Okay. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:16:30 Yeah. You don't seem jazzed about the game. Yeah, okay. Get on board. Yeah, no, let's play. Alright, so producer Ellie is going to be the adjudicator. Let's go with cough number one. Do I get a second listen?
Starting point is 00:16:47 Yeah, we can have a second listen. Do you know who it is? No, I don't. Oh, so we're playing against each other. No, we're playing together. Okay, cool. Caitlin. Producer Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:16:58 No, it's not Producer Caitlin. It's Producer Caitlin. I think it's Briony the intern. Oh, I don't know what Briony the intern. Oh, I've been... I barely... I don't know what Briony's cough sounds like. You should. I think it's definitely a lady cough
Starting point is 00:17:11 because you can hear it in the final note. Here you go. All right, you seem confident. Lock in... Briony. Briony the intern. Mate, you should listen to Clint. It's Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Oh, damn it! Clint, you should have convinced me me You're good at this game This is your game Yeah I'm horrible at it Okay let's go with the next cough Cough number two This is gross One more time
Starting point is 00:17:45 That's Belle You reckon? Yeah, that'll be Belle Belle who's on days here Belle from the Yeah Belle from the day show Yeah, the daytime Belle
Starting point is 00:17:56 You're one for one Also reads the news on our show Oh, she does too Yeah Belle Belle Lock in Belle I'm very offended, guys
Starting point is 00:18:03 It's mine Is that yours, Ellie? You know what this is a fun game for? People in the car who have never met these people. No, but we're testing the theory. Heard their voice, let alone their coughs. We're testing the theory, mate.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Okay, cough number three. We're not going very well. Cough number three. We're zero from zero. Cough number three. In Bree's secret cough oh that's right that's ross boss and he's got a cold that's ross boss and he has a he has a bit of a chest issue going on at the moment definitely ross stay off the ciggies ross mate lock in ross that's correct yeah it's ross boss all right, so here it is. To win it all, the last cough.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Okay, final cough. Final cough. And if you're playing along in your car, why? Here it is. The last cough. One more time. I know who that is. That's producer Georgia who's filling in.
Starting point is 00:19:00 No, that's Trin. That's Trin from the website. Oh, could be Trin. Web girl Trin. One more time. It's Trin. That's Trin from the website. Oh, could be Trin. Web girl Trin. One more time. It's Trin. It's Trin. She's sick a lot.
Starting point is 00:19:11 I don't know if that's an offensive thing to say. Lock in Trin. It was Belle. Look, not my best game I've come up with. What does this do for your theory, though? It hasn't done much. You know what it this do for your theory, though? It hasn't done much. You know what it does do for the theory, though, guys? A lot easier to pick male coughs.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Hey, can I just say congratulations? You loved it? Yep. And if the people from the Radio Awards are listening, that's our submission. Mate, be supportive. Come on. Give it a go. Give it a crack.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Next, there is a new celebrity Following this show on social media Stay listening We'll tell you who You know that feeling When you're checking your Facebook notifications Or your Instagram notifications And you get a friend request
Starting point is 00:19:57 Or a follow from someone And you're like Oh my gosh Why does that person follow me? Why would that person even know where my What have I done to attract that person? No, not necessarily always celebrity, but if it is, if it's someone who's semi-famous
Starting point is 00:20:12 and you go, why is Mark Richardson from the block? That's a bad example, but why is he following me on Instagram? Or like your ex's new partner. Yeah, that kind of thing. I had one of those last night. Got home from the show, scrolling through Instagram um when all of a sudden i get a notification that josh from love island is now following me on instagram love island australia love island australia josh well it makes sense because we had him on the show yesterday yeah he was on yesterday talked about
Starting point is 00:20:42 how much he loved conspiracies is it true that you don't mind a conspiracy theory? I love conspiracy theories. I find myself just going down a vortex online all the time. It's crazy. Did a root shoot, Mary. Did some X-rated stuff too, if you want to hear that. It's on ZM Online. But yeah, there he is.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Now, full disclosure. I am not the world's biggest Love Island fan. I've seen more. Eight episodes of Love Island Australia. Is that it? I thought you'd watch more. Including the final. So I kind of got involved towards the end.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Right. From when about Mac entered the house. I know for a fact. Yeah. You've probably been influenced by your wife, Lucy. Yes. Who is a massive Love Island Australia fan. Not only is she a massive Love Island Australia fan. Not only is she a massive Love Island Australia fan,
Starting point is 00:21:27 she's a massive Josh from Love Island fan. She loves him. She thinks he's so hot. She thinks he's so funny. She's gone as far as to say, see that on the TV? That's my type. And she said that to me. A clear non-replica of Josh from Love Island.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Well, I don't know. You're kind of similar Thank you Kind of What if I took my shirt off Keep it on Here's the thing Is it a good thing
Starting point is 00:21:52 Or a bad thing That Josh from Love Island Follows me Because And this is where it gets interesting Because at first I was like Follows me and not you Lucy He now
Starting point is 00:22:02 Has a direct One degree of separation from possibly his biggest fan, who just happens to be my new wife. What if you use this against her and you get her to do stuff for you and then she gets to inbox him from your account? I don't want them to have contact at all. This is
Starting point is 00:22:18 my great... Are you actually jealous? No. Are you jealous of how much she likes Josh from Love Island? No. No. No. But I've seen... You're getting defensive. I was just asking a question. He's... No Are you jealous of how much she likes Josh from Love Island? No, no, no But I've seen You're getting defensive I was just asking a question He's, he's, he's
Starting point is 00:22:29 Brie, he's a sexual Casanova, okay I don't know what could happen He's a very likeable guy When a beautiful woman enters his orbit I don't know what the gravitational pull is The problem is If I put her on my Instagram story now He's gonna see her
Starting point is 00:22:43 He only follows 300 people So if I put her up my Instagram story now, he's going to see her. He only follows 300 people. So if I put her up there, Josh from Love Island, who by all accounts in their interview was a great guy, but notorious horndog, is going to... Do you understand what I'm saying? Mate, he was unlucky in love. He got dumped by Taylor. He got dumped by Cassidy.
Starting point is 00:23:00 This is what I'm thinking 24 hours into my new relationship with Josh from Love Island. Do I need to block him do I need to do it right now do I need to go to extreme measures and because you can never tag Lucy on your story no I can't no ever no what if he visits the country what if he comes over especially I went to Australia to meet her what if he goes trans Tasman comes over here steals my wife takes her to a villa in Spain? I'm blocking him right now. Mate, you're clutching at straws hanging on to her anyway. How big is the news today that Usain Bolt potentially, I mean the fastest man in the world. The fastest man in history.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Over 100 metres and 200 metres could potentially changing his career to soccer and doing it in Australia. Yeah, why didn't he try and play for the Chiefs is what I want to know. You know? Hey, you never know. That might be next. Yeah. But I heard, so technically it's in the A-League, which the Wellington Phoenix are a part of.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Yes. So we could have Usain Bolt playing soccer here in New Zealand. Yes, and I can't stand soccer, but I would go all the way to Wellington to see Usain Bolt play. That's how committed I am to Usain. Literally, it would get bums on seats like there's no tomorrow yeah i can be ridiculous but i found interesting is the team that he signed on to play for is in your it's where you used to do your old radio show literally where i used to live for a couple years central coast mariners i had a massive
Starting point is 00:24:19 affiliations with them used to do the ground announcing for the team they actually weren't very good you haven't heard that they're worse than the phoenix right the ground announcing for the team. They actually weren't very good. Yeah, I've heard that. They're worse than the Phoenix, right? The CEO at the company is my old soccer coach, Sean Millenkamp. Like, I know everyone there. Oh, you're a part of the family. Yeah, part of the wallpaper. So it's not confirmed that Usain's going there. No.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Do you think that you could get the scoop? I think I should use my hookup and we should try and get the biggest news to confirm that Usain is definitely coming to the A-League. Okay, who are we calling? So this is my old soccer coach, but also CEO of the Central Coast Mariners. Oh, so we're going straight to the top. He's been on Fox Sports, which is like Sky Sports. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:01 All day. So who knows if we'll get through. Who are you going to be? Sean speaking. Yes, hello, it's Usain Malt's mother. Oh, Breeze, how are you doing? No, it's definitely Usain Malt's mum.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I like that very British accent for someone who's Jamaican. Very good. Sean, you don't want to it's Clint here by the way. Breeze, mate, you don't want to hear her do a Jamaican accent. It's not good for anybody. In fact, her doing a Jamaican accent could compromise. We've got our Bob Flair team.
Starting point is 00:25:33 It could compromise the whole Usain deal. There we go. Sean, I read the news this morning, and I said, holy hell, this is massive. I need to call my mate, my old coach, CEO of the Central Coast Mariners, Sean Millenkamp, to get the scoop. Can you tell us, is it confirmed that Usain is coming to the coast? Oh, look, we're 90% there. We've still got to get a little bit across the line,
Starting point is 00:26:01 but we're looking very likely for a trial period for six weeks for him to come to the beautiful Central Coast. Sean, we're new here, obviously. It's a brand new radio show, and we're looking for a scoop. Can you give us something that no one else has, like how much are you paying him? Yeah, I can't give you that scoop, but I'm sure I can probably give you a scoop that he's a size 12 and a half foot. Size 12 and a5? Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Can you tell us what position he'll play? Yeah, look, he's up front. He's a left footer, so somewhere to score goals. Hell yeah, that's going to be awesome. No one is going to catch him, mate. Okay, so just because there's a newspaper in the building too, and we're just going to go on record. Usain confirmed first game Central Coast Mariners against the Phoenix and Wellington.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Is that a quote from you? That is actually not a quote, but it's, yeah. You're breaking up? Yeah, we're losing you. What's that? You're paying him 50 mil? We're losing you. 50 million?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Cool. Tickets in the mail. Sounds great. Thanks so much, Sean. Thanks, Sean. Good stuff. Thanks, Sean. Good stuff. Cheers, guys. Big tune.
Starting point is 00:27:14 That's brand new Ariana Grande on ZM. It's called God is a Woman. Let's have a go at the Insta Fame game, shall we? Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Symbol game, most recently played by celebrity Troye Sivan. Yeah, he beat me. Yes, he did. But you did ask how many followers does Troye Sivan have? Yes, I did. It's me and you. This is just between me and you, this game, okay? Currently scores one all. We look
Starting point is 00:27:48 at celebrities on Instagram, and you and I have to guess, without looking at Instagram, how many followers they have. Closest two gets the point. First person to three wins the game. Understand? Yeah, I got it. Just checking you understand. I'm in, mate. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:28:03 This is a big game today, because we'll take the lead, whoever got it. Just checking you understand. I'm in, mate. I'm in. Ali, producer Ali. This is a big game today because we'll take the lead, whoever wins here. You have our celebrities. You can confirm that neither of us have seen any of the numbers you have, correct? Correct. When you're ready, give us our first celebrity for the Insta Fame game. How many followers does Seth Rogen have? Seth Rogen. I always get him confused with Seth MacFarlane.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I get him confused with Jonah Hill. Oh, is he the knocked up one though, right? Yeah, he's the one he knocked up, yeah. Cool. Bree, you've said $25 million for Seth Rogen. Clint, you've said $18 million. Seth Rogen has $5.9 million. So that is a point to Clint.
Starting point is 00:28:45 It is a point to Clint. It is a point. He doesn't faze me. God damn it. Early days. Ellie, please give us our next celebrity for the Instafame game. Liam Hemsworth. The most successful of the Hemsworths. Or is that Chris?
Starting point is 00:29:00 Chris and Liam. But which one's more Instagram? Because one of them had Miley Cyrus to help them. Okay. I'm in. Brie. For Liam Hemsworth, you've said $20 million. Clint, you've said $40 million.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Liam Hemsworth has $10.7 million. Brie's got the point. I mean, yep. Just a game. One all. That's fine. Ellie, next celebrity. Oh, come, just a game. One all. That's fine. Ellie, next celebrity. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Cheryl Cole. Just broke up with the One Direction star. Girls are loud. Britain's got talent. Bad tattoos. Oh, come on. They're not that bad. She's a UK icon, though.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Brie, you've said $3 million for Cheryl Cole. Clint, you've said 3 million for Cheryl Cole Clint you've said 15 million I've gone too high I don't know if you have Cheryl Cole has 3.8 million. She's right on it Oh sorry Just because you didn't win it doesn't mean you have to play the buzzer
Starting point is 00:30:00 Is that a point for Brie? That is a point to Brie So it's 2-1 to Brie I could win it all here You could win it all here How many followers the buzzer. Is that a point for Brie? That is a point to Brie. So it's 2-1 to Brie. Okay. I could win it all here. You could win it all here. How many followers Drax Project have? Oh no. Not Drax Project.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I didn't know we were doing New Zealand. I love Drax Project. Great human band. Nah. Too big. Too big. Too big.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Yeah. There we go. Nice. Alright. Brie hasn't been here long enough. She's going to think they'll be bigger than they are. Brie, you've said Nah, too big, too big, too big Yeah, there we go Nice, alright Brie hasn't been here long enough She's going to think they'll be bigger than they are Brie, you've said 40,000 for Drax Project That's got heaps of songs
Starting point is 00:30:33 Clint, you've said 10,000 Drax Project has 21,900 Therefore, Clint gets that point God damn it Game on, baby, two all Clint gave Drax Project a big compliment. Does that mean we're at tie break? You're at tie break right now.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Oh, yay. I don't like this. I hate this. For the Insta fame game, give us our final celebrity. Your final celeb? Bebe Rixer. Oh, she was just here. Oh, I've been on her Instagram recently.
Starting point is 00:31:07 I don't reckon it's going to be that big. I'm going to go with... God damn it. There we go. Yeah, I'm confident. I am confident. All right. Bebe Rexha.
Starting point is 00:31:18 All right. Brie, you have said for Bebe Rexha, $8 million. Clint has said $9 million. Oh, too close. Bebe Rexha... Oh, my God. I think i've got it has 5.3 million oh feels good feel that winning it i mean good game mate that's the insta fame game that's two to me one to you sorry it's all a's all a little bit of chaos in here at the moment. We're just trying to organize some stuff, Clint, because I read this article online last night that said
Starting point is 00:31:52 the popular 80s hairstyle, the perm, is coming back in fashion. No. No, I'm telling you. No. My mum had a perm. I remember when she came home with it. And it looked good on her especially if you're listening now mum looked fantastic but the moment she stepped out of the car i just for
Starting point is 00:32:08 some reason that image has burned into my mind because i was like whoa you have really changed up your look so you're saying your mum you're cut from the same cloth she looked great with a perm is what you're saying yep yeah yeah mum always looks. I think you should be a pioneer here in New Zealand for the perm. A man perm. A man? What do you think Justin Timberlake had? No, no, no. No, Justin Timberlake has naturally curly hair.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Right. And that's not, he hasn't had a perm. He has natural, he has natural noodle hair. No. And if he has straight hair now, it's because he's straightening it. He hasn't had a perm. He has natural noodle hair. No. And if he has straight hair now, it's because he's straightening it. He could have got a perm. I think he got a perm back in the day, and he was rocking that noodle hair, and people loved it.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Guess what? All the members of that band NSYNC, who made it? Justin Timberlake. Joey Fatone. And it was because of the perm. Clint. Clint. And it was because of the perm. Clint. I'm going to propose to you now because the perm is coming back into fashion.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I don't have enough hair for a perm. No, you've got plenty. Look, look, look, look, look. I don't have enough hair for a perm. That's plenty of hair. We've already done the research. How long does a perm last? Seville's, a local hairdresser here. No. Has already come on board.
Starting point is 00:33:29 And they've said it'll take up to two hours. But you could potentially get a perm. Hear me out. Don't lock it in yet. Hear me out. We're going to put it up on our Instagram. And we're going to do an Instagram poll about whether or not you should get a perm. You should be a pioneer. Don't be a follower. You should take charge. You'd you should get a perm. You should be a pioneer.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Don't be a follower. You should take charge. You'd look great with a perm. You just said your mum looked good with one. Where did you even read that it was coming back in? Like, where's the data to back up your claims that the perm is back in? The Daily Telegraph. Are you willing to let the people decide whether you get a perm or not?
Starting point is 00:34:12 Well, if it's what the people want, because we're new, sure. We're a show for the people. But am I allowed to encourage the people to vote no to the perm? You can. Bree says to us, when we're having our planning meeting for the show today, she goes, I've got a secret break. Keep an open mind. I thought she was going to tell me about some weird new trend, some new exercise fad that she was doing.
Starting point is 00:34:30 No, you've sprung on me that you've organized a hair salon to give me a perm because you read one article on the Daily Mail that said it's coming back into fashion. Mate, you got to get on these trends early. You don't want to be last on the train. You want to be first. See, and this is making me sound very protective of my hair. Look, I don't particularly care. Like, if you'd said shave your hair, grow your hair, dread your hair.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Colour your hair. The thing about a perm is it is such a statement that goes, hey, I think I look good with a perm. Check me out. And I don't have the ability for everybody that I see to explain to them this was done by my mate who thought it would be a classic gag. I think you would look great with a perm. It's your idea.
Starting point is 00:35:15 It's your idea. I think you're good looking enough to pull off a perm. That's a compliment. Ross has called through. Ross, tell me you've seen sense and you've gone to our Instagram and you've voted no to the perm. Come on, Ross. Get on tell me you've seen since, and you've gone to our Instagram, and you've voted no to the plan. Come on, Ross.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Get on board. I've definitely seen since. And my wife, actually, two weeks ago, got a perm, and it looks amazing. All right, Ross. See? Ross, see? She jumped on the trendsetter, and she decided that she would jump on it before anyone else. Ross, what a pioneer your wife is.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Ross. I think so. It's not a standard perm. I think she called it a mohawk perm. I like that. Clint can get that too. She's got the shape around the back and side. Go away, Ross.
Starting point is 00:35:57 So Ross is a yes. Petra, tell me you're on my side. You want Clint to get a perm. Come on, Petra. I want you to think about my wife. I want you to think about... This. I want you to think about... This is for her, too. It's a present for her.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Petra, do you want Clint to get a perm? Well, first off, I just want to say you and Clint make a great team. Aw, thanks, Petra. Up until now, I thought so, too. If teamwork, Bree, I think you should jump on and get a perm with him. I would. I would, Petra. But I already have naturally curly hair.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Not perm, you don't. Not perm, you don't. Not perm, you don't. What about spiral perm? That would be great. Yeah, I wouldn't mind a spiral. I mean, I do like a crimp too, Petra. I mean, are you willing to come down? Should we get a group of permers? If it gets both of you as a perm, I'll be in.
Starting point is 00:36:39 You're in! I like it. Look. You're hating this. Look, we'll just wait and see what the results say, okay? Let's do a quick update. If the results side with me, then I don't have to be a little puss and chicken out of this. If they say no, it says no. A quick update on the results.
Starting point is 00:36:59 If you want to have your say, head to the Bree and Clint Instagram page. Currently, lots of people have voted already oh clint 79 say yes jesus christ i'm getting a parent do you ever think about you know betting on things and how much you could potentially win all the time do you have a tab account yes but yes but i'm very Responsible with it Yeah Like I will Put money on it If I'm going Like I very rarely
Starting point is 00:37:28 Put money on it I just tend to Bet whatever I win It's fun to bet small It's fun to bet small Because then there's More It's fun to bet
Starting point is 00:37:35 But you know what I mean If you bet small You're still You know Potentially You've got to be very careful You have a win Yes
Starting point is 00:37:42 But betting you know Five bucks It reminds me I've got a lotto ticket to check. Of course you do. Did you hear about the Kiwi punter that bet on a 10-leg multi from last November and the last event in that 10-bet multi was the World Cup final? No.
Starting point is 00:38:01 And I haven't done this before But multi-bet is when you Like all the All the You bet on So 10 stages You bet on 10 games And all the results Yeah so do you want to hear
Starting point is 00:38:11 Do you want to hear what they were Yeah So essentially From November last year From November last year So it was This is what they bet $17
Starting point is 00:38:19 And these are the bets That they made Australia to win The Rugby League World Cup That happened Jamie Winkup To win the Rugby League World Cup. That happened. Jamie Winkup to win the V8 Supercar Championship. I actually saw that and that also happened. That happened.
Starting point is 00:38:30 New England Patriots to win the AFC. That happened. Philadelphia Eagles to win the NFC. That happened. The Manchester City to win the English Premier League. Happened. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:44 And anyway, it goes on and on and on. So there's 10 bets in this, obviously, multi. And these are Kiwis. This is a Kiwi punter who put these bets on last November. And the last bet, which they'd won all of them up until this last one for the World Cup, France v Croatia in the World Cup final. Oh, tell me they put it on Croatia.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Clint, they put it on France. Okay, so $17. So they put $17 on this 10-bet multi, and France winning the World Cup won them $7,206. Far out. I mean, there's so much that has to go right for you to win that. Yeah. Yeah. But also, there was another guy who put $5 on to guess the exact scores of the World Cup,
Starting point is 00:39:36 and they also won eight grand. Really? They did a lot less work. That was a great billboard for gambling. You might have heard over the week that Kylie Jenner's on track to become the youngest self-made billionaire of all time. I found that stat kind of a bit overinflated. I kind of was shocked that she was the richest Kardashian,
Starting point is 00:39:59 or Jenna Kardashian. Well, the reason I found it inflated is she could be, but she's only at $ million She's still a hundred Oh I love how you say it Like she's only at 900 million Guys Everyone relax
Starting point is 00:40:12 No but it's like People were pretending The hundred million Is a small amount of money To get It's more money Than Courtney, Chloe And Chris have got
Starting point is 00:40:19 It's ridiculous It's a crazy amount of money And she doesn't have She could go bankrupt Before then Like it could come out That her lip kits cause oh mate don't do that when it could it could it and that's why she's between 900 and a billion anything could happen but that's why she's so rich because of her kylie cosmetics yeah yeah yeah so something this is gonna peeve some people off
Starting point is 00:40:42 you know do you follow the Instagram account The Fat Jewish? Yes, of course I do. So he has started a GoFundMe account to get Kylie Jenner the extra $100 million that she needs. He set up a world, and he has millions of followers. Why do people do these things? He set up like it's the equivalent of a give a little campaign to get Kylie Jenner the money that she needs. Surely if that happens and if they get a lot
Starting point is 00:41:10 of money, they'll give it to a charity. Not to her. The Kardashians? No. The fat Jewish. Oh no, they can't. No. No, you're not allowed to. Oh really? So if you set up an account like this, you have to give the money to the people that you said you're going to give it to.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Because that's the basis on which people donated. You're not in charge of their money. No way. Yeah. Oh. So it's been up for five days. How much money's on there? Five days.
Starting point is 00:41:35 There have been 142 people donate in the five days. So that's not that many. So far, Get Kylie Jenner, her extra $100 million, has raised $1,913. She's got a little bit to go. A little wee way to go. She might get there. She's closer than she was yesterday.
Starting point is 00:41:58 ZM, Brie and Clint, got to say congratulations to Lauren Hartley, who has scored for herself two tickets to our exclusive Five Sauce Stadium Showcase. Special show, 200 people only, Eden Park, and you can only win tickets for that. If you want them, you can go to ZM online and register
Starting point is 00:42:10 for them, and Cam Mansell will have more very shortly. Speaking of Cam Mansell, what a good-looking man. He knows fashion. He knows style,
Starting point is 00:42:20 Clint. And I've got to ask you, Cam. I'm listening. Should Clint get a perm? Now Cam Don't cut him off. Put yourself in my shoes here okay. Brie has proposed
Starting point is 00:42:31 for anyone who doesn't know what she's talking about. She sprung on me that I should get a perm and apparently there's a permologist organised. I have been saying for the longest amount of time that I actually want to get a perm. You have not. He has. In all honesty I actually have. You might remember I had long hair for a while. I do remember that. When I had long hair I was like I'm going to get a perm. You have not. He has. In all honesty, I actually have. You might remember I had long hair for a while. I do remember that.
Starting point is 00:42:48 When I had long hair, I was like, I'm going to get a perm. And then I wanted to donate the hair so it could be made into a wig, so I couldn't get a perm. And I was super gutted about it. But hey. Cool. Now imagine you're me. You're one of those people who literally can pull anything off.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Oh, shut up, Cam. You could definitely pull it off. I would look like Jonah Hill from Superbad. Trin in the office will still think you're hot no matter what you look like. Yes, she will. You'll look like Justin Timberlake back in the NSYNC days. It'll be great. If you want to support me, go and vote no.
Starting point is 00:43:17 I might feel like I'm campaigning or something. Vote no on should Clint get a perm on our Instagram. Vote yes on bringing Clint's Instagram for Clint To Get A Perm. Thanks for nothing, Cam. You have a great night, mate. I love you, Cam. Love you guys. you you

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